WEATHERFair today; continued cold;fresh northwest winds, dimin¬ishing. Sign the MaroonStatementTodayVol. 35. No. 92. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 16, 1935 Price Three CentsFANDANGO WILLFEATURE STARSOF STA^ SHOWCast of “Life Beginsat 8:40“ to Appearat Carnival Prominent Men onFaculty Give TheirSides of the StoryStars from the stage success, “LifeBegins at 8:40“ will be among thecelebrities present at The MidwayFandango it was learned yesterdayfrom Noel Gerson, general managerof the carnival. Bert Lahr, Frances Opinions expressed by Vice-presi¬dent Frederic Woodward, professorof Law, Charles E. Merriam, distin¬guished service professor of PoliticalScience, and Arthur Compton, Nobelprize winner and distinguished serv¬ice professor of Physics, differ ma-terally from that held by CharlesWalgreen who feels there is com¬munism in the classroom.These men, close to the sceneabout which they speak, are con¬vinced that the University does no SENIORS SUPPORT IT’S YOUR MOVE NEXT, MR. WALGREEN!WALGREEN CASE for Freedom of ThoughtWilliams, Ray Bolger, and Luella ' more than preserve an objective inGear, the lead.s who made the musi¬cal show such a hit on Broadway, Iwill be in attendance. IBert Lahr is noted as a comedian Iin the realm of cinema and radio as iwell as in musical comedy success-'es. These include “Flying High”;and the Schubert production,;“Life Begins at 8:40,” which will ,open at the Grand theater Saturday, jThe show has been playing at the jWinter Garden theater in New York Isince last summer and has just re-;cently gone on tour. Frances Wil-1Hams has the singing lead in the |production, and Ray Bolger and iLuella Gear have other comedy roles. 'Expand Sales ProgramGeneral preparations for the car¬nival continued yesterday when it jwas announced that an expansion of jthe ticket selling program, whichwas inaugurated la.st week, had beenorganized with a still greater con¬centration being placed on off-cam-pus channels of distribution. Thereare now more than 80 members onthe sales staff.Ellmore Patterson, general chair¬man of the carnival and presidentof the .senior cla.ss, in a statementto The Daily Maroon yesterday madea plea for cooperation from thosestudents, particularly seniors, whoare not actively engaged in prepara¬tions for the Fandango. He pointedout that their publicizng and salesactivities would be an Important fac terest in contemporary “isms,” be¬ing equally interested in a new the¬ory of government and a new the¬ory by Einstein.* * *Woodward . . .“As a citizen who is in a positionto know the facts, and not merelyas an officer of the University, Ideeply resent the charge that thefaculty of the University is teach¬ing communism or that the studentsare dangerously exposed to com¬munistic influences.“I have been on the staff for near- 'ly twenty years, and perhaps there iis no one who is better acquaintedwith the faculty than I am. I have jnever known a member of the fac¬ulty who taught, advocated, or be-!lieved in the overthrow of the gov-1ernment by force.“Anyone who thinks we are teach¬ing communism, or fascism, or anyother “ism,” completely fails to un¬derstand the spirit of the University. ,We naturally devote far more at¬tention to the study of American in¬stitutions that we do to any others. IWe study also both communism and ,fascism, but we study them just aswe study Ein.stein’ theories, with asmuch critical objectivity as possible.“We encourage the student toread the best literature on both sidesof all important questions, and wetry to teach him to think straightaffair.MEETINGtor in determining the success of the | and to think things through. Webelieve that this is the way to makehim a good citizen.“I, for one, have such confidencein the democratic theory of govern¬ment that I am not afraid to haveit compared with monarchism, fasc¬ism, or communism. And I am con¬fident that the University, far from(Continued on page 4) Representatives of ClassSeh(d Letter toDruggistLeaders of the senior class yes¬terday addressed the following let¬ter to Charles R. Walgreen, prom¬inent Chicago chain drug store own¬er:Dear Mr. Walgreen:We have been in residence atthe University of Chicago forfour years. We have taken thesame courses as Miss Norton.Nowhere in our classes have webeen exposed to seditious influ¬ences.Never have we found a fac¬ulty member attempting to im¬pose upon students communistbeliefs.We believe that the Univer¬sity of Chicago has a reputationfor intellectual tolerance andsuperior education equaled byfew institutions of higher learn¬ing. Therefore we regret thatMiss Norton has been deprivedof the opportunity of continu¬ing her schooling here.As representatives of the se¬nior class we endorse the Uni¬versity administration’s standon the recent charges of com¬munist teachings at the school.Very sincerely yours,Ellmore PattersonHoward P. Hudson♦ William S. O’DonnellJohn Womer IBetty Saylor |Tom FlinnWaldemar Solf |Evelyn Carr |Charles Smith jHarry Morrison jBarton SmithAll members of the Fandangoticket .sale.s committee are to meetwith John Dille in the Fandango of¬fice at 4 this afternoon. DEAN LAING WILLPRESENT DREISERTOMORROWNIGHTProtesting Pacifists PresentPeace Parade PeaceftdlyAs a climax to an impressive ma.'^smeeting of 1200 in Mandel hall andan overflow crowd of half that num¬ber in Reynolds club, the studentstrike committee, led by members ofthe Social problems club of Interna¬tional house, YWCA, National coun¬cil of Methodist youth, NSL, andSLID, marshalled an as-a-wholeorderly parade Friday of 1000 stu¬dent sympathizers of peace. A few'insignificant disturbances were cre¬ated by a handful of ROTC stu¬dents “egged on” by Frederick Dev-ereaux, Bradford Wiles, and GeorgeBurke.The day’s fete was complete whenQuentin Ogren, (not George Myersas erroneously reported) freshman,delivered the Oxford oath of peaceto a portion of the marchers in thecircle.Opening the list of speakers inMandel, Quincy Wright, professor ofInternational Law, stressed the ad¬visability of joining the World courtand the League of Nations. In clos-irtg, he remarked,America in War“There is little hope that we canstay out of war if Europe enters intoone.”Robert Morsa Lovett, member ofthe English department, praised thestudent work, saying that blooo wasthe milk of old men.Failing to recognize the Christianflag (as did also the downtown re¬porters) which was mounted abovethe pinned peace propaganda on theMandel curtain, Winfred Garrison,acting editor of the “Christian Cen¬tury” called for the American flag tobe placed upon the platform. Saidhe, “This is a loyalty meeting, andI am ready at any time to pledgeallegiance to this Hag and to a pol¬icy that this nation renounce war asa mode of settling disputes.” Professor Maynard Kreuger, eco¬nomics, scored the “prostitutedpress” while the former head ofNorthwestern’s religion school,James Yard praised the “free air”at the University.After the close of the meeting theparade started. F'ew of its partici¬pants left the ranks even during theoutside .skirmishes in which three orfour .students were participating.PLAN TO NAME 1-FCOMMITTEE EARLYTO DISCUSS RUSHING Gordon Laing, dean of the Hu-1inanities division w’ill introduce iTheodore Dreiser in his lecture on“The Realist and His Sources” to¬morrow evening at 8:30 in Mandelhall according to an announcementmade yesterday by Robert Lawrason.publicity director of the StudentLecture service.Dreiser comes as a novelist, a jour¬nalist, and a liberal student of so¬ciety to deliver the fifth of a seriesof Student lectures. His talk willbe concerned with his experienceswhich produced “An AmericanTragedy,” a best seller; the frank. Archaeologist Finds NoCommunists onCampusProfessor James Henry Breasted,director of the Oriental institute ofthe University and Ernest DeWittBurton distinguished service profes¬sor of Egyptology and Oriental His¬tory, yesterday added his voice tothose of other University faculty jmembers in defense of the Univer¬sity’s freedom of discussion and in¬quiry. His .statement follows:“I have spent over fortyyears at the University and amtherefore possibly in as good aposition to know something ofthe views of its faculties as anoutside Chicago citizen who hasgained his information fromcasual breakfast table conversa¬tions with a very juveiule under-, graduate relative. I have yet tomeet any instructor in the Uni¬versity who advocates the over¬throw of our present form ofgovernment.“Oh the contrary, the history ofthe University has been one of loyaland distinguished service to the gov¬ernment. That is true now in themidst of the present depression, andwas even more true during theWorld War, when University scient¬ists of international reputation likeMichelson and Millikan and manyothers, were engaged in war dutyin defense of our government.“The University is a foundationand' a creation of broad-minded citi¬zens of Chicago. To the enlight¬ened generosity of Chicago businessmen the University owes more sup¬port than to any other source. It istherefore distinctly a Chicago insti¬tution. It is an asset of pricelessvalue not only to Chicago, the Mis¬sissippi Valley and the nation, butalso to the whole world.“I have lived much amongforeign men of science, and Ihave everywhere found themeven anxious to let me knowthat they recognized the crea¬tive work of the University sci¬entists as an enduring momentto the greatness of Chicago it¬self. Such is the estimation inwhich Chicago’s university isheld abroad. Its influence athome has transformed educa¬tion in the Mississippi Valleyand in no small degree has af¬fected the teaching personnel,not only throughout the Mis¬sissippi Valley but even through¬out the nation as well.“In view of these facts we maycall in question the wisdom and thesense of social responsibility reveal¬ed by a citizen wholly unacquaint¬ed with the history and character ofa great scientific and educational in-into UNCLE CHARLIESAYS....Because of the revisions contem¬plated in the rushing regulations fornext fall, the Interfraternity com¬mittee for 1935—’36 will be namednext week instead of at the end ofMay, John Womer, president of thepresent committee announced yes¬terday. The new group will sit withthis year’s body in olar.n’ng a newsystem of rushing rules.The names of all nominees for thenew committee must be submittedto the office of the Dean of Stu¬dents by tomorrow, Womer stated.Each fraternity is privileged toname two candidates for the group.Serving as the executive commit¬tee of the Interfraternity council,the Interfraternity committee hascomplete jurisdiction over rushingrules and it manages all interfra¬ternity affairs. Its officers also arethe officers of the council.The committee is a body of fivestudents selected by the Dean of Stu¬dents office from the candidates sub¬mitted. This year’s group includes,in addition to President Womer ofPsi Upsilon; Everett George, SigmaNu; Dan Glomset, Kappa Sigma;David Kutner, Zeta Beta Tau; andWaldemar Solf, Phi Pi, Phi. stitution, who rushes into newspa-• • .<rru 1 paper print in an irresponsible at-reahstic discussions m The Specta- ^^^ware thatit is essentially a possession of thetor,” literary periodical with whichhe has been affiliated; and the lifeof men in the Kentucky coal mineswhich he is now molding into anovel of the working classes.Reserved seats for the lecture maybe obtained today from 9 to 5 andtomorrow’ from 9 to the hour of the,lecture at the Mandel box-office.Tickets are priced at 55 and 85cents.Abercrombie, SpeaksBefore Library ClubLascelles Abercrombie, HildredCarlile professor of English Litera¬ture at the University of London,will speak at a meeting of theFriends of the Library of the Uni¬versity in the James H. Breasted hallof the Oriental institute tonight at8:15.Professor Abercrombie came tothis country recently to give a seriesof lectures at John Hopkins univer¬sity in Baltimore. He will make noother appearance in America exceptfor his lecture here before he re¬turns to England.Tickets may be secured in HarperM25 and will be available to mem¬bers of the Friends of the Libraryuntil noon today. After that time allremaining tickets will be made avail¬able to students. city of Chicago which he is assail¬ing. The author of this attack canhardly be unaware of the publicityvalue of his premature and regret¬table use of the daily press. Nor isit likely that his own publicityagents are unacquainted with thebusiness value of this inexpensiveform of advertising.“The universities of a nationare more than centers of en¬lightenment. They should be thevery culmination of the na¬tional genius. The men who arestriving to guide them and makethem such are confronted by analmost impossible task in timeslike these. We live in the midstof dangerous tendencies anddangerous men. At the handsof our Huey Longs and our Fa¬ther Coughlins our inherited in¬stitutions are indeed in danger.“It may be a fair question to askwhether the author of such a de¬structive public attack as he hasmade on the University has disclos¬ed such a complete lack of anysense of social responsibility, that byhis own act he has classified him¬self among the dangerous men ofour time—perhaps more dangerousthan the communistic theories which,like all forms of government, arestudied but not advocated at theUniversity.” ' Mr. Charles (“UncleCharlie”) Walgreen of the Wal¬green Drug Co. (see adv. p. 5)said: “I am unwilling to haveher (Miss Lucille Norton) ab¬sorb the communistic influencesto which she has been so insid¬iously exposed.”Miss Lucille Norton, formerlyof the University of Chicago,said: “I cannot say that I havefelt any communistic influencesoperating on me at the Univer¬sity. I perceived no undercur¬rent of propaganda in the lec¬tures on economic and politicalsubjects, but my uncle believesthat such propaganda is beingadministered.”Compare these two state¬ments. Which of them indicateshysteria and ignorance? Whichof them indicates poise andjudgment? Is there a student inthe University who would seri¬ously allege what Uncle Charliealleges? Would not every one ofthe 7,750 students in the Uni¬versity be proud to subscribe tothe statement made by LucilleNorton to the press?Three cheers for Miss Lu¬cille Norton! We knew that noperson who had ever been astudent at the Universitywould back Uncle Charlie’sUNSUPPORTED accusations. PresidentNo Is toPublicHearing HoldLAUFMAM WINSFRIARS^ CONTESTFOR FOURTH TIMEHal Laufman, a student in themedical school, was announced yes¬terday as the winner of the annualBlackfriars poster contest. The win¬ning drawing will be used in con¬nection with all publicity for the!show to be given May 11, 12, 18, and ■19. ILaufman has won the contest forthe last four years, this time takingthe prize as the result of his draw¬ing of a characturized professor inthe accepted Laufman manner. Thewinning artist is known as a one¬time art editor of Phoenix and thecreator of the campus room in theYankee Doodle cafe.Music writers for Blackfriars willmeet for the final judgings in RoomA of the Reynolds club at 2 today. “The University of Chicagofor 43 years has had a clear rec¬ord of public service and educa¬tional leadership. In view of thatrecord it sees no necessity ofhilding a public hearing whenvague and unsupported chargesare made against it. The Uni¬versity will ignore your criticbmuntil it receives the evidence ithas asked for. If you supply thisevidence the Board of Trusteeswill give careful considerationto it.”So runs the letter written byPresident Robert Maynard Hutchinsj to Charles Walgreen. No factualI charges have yet been made.I The city press ‘ Continues to givej voice to the personal opinions of thej chain-store owner... The Daily Ma-j roon today presents the opinions ofj men actually on the scene.I Certain facts about the University! should be known. The Board ofI Trustees’ meetings are no more openI to a prominent capitalist than aI board of directors’ meeting is to awishful professor.Trustees and DirectorsI The point was made by a profes-I sor outstanding in the Humanitiesdepartment. “What if I,” said he,j “should go screaming to the pressI that certain drug stores were unsan-j itary and that I thought they wereI unsafe for my children, would I thenI be allowed to bring my charges be-I fore the owning group and would I! be allowed to tell them what theyI should do?”I The following letter, written by! Dena Polacheck, was received byI The Daily Maroon yesterday:• “As a classmate of Lucille Nor¬ton, I was amazed to hear of herremoval from school because of ‘com¬munist influences!’ Evidently I play¬ed a role in leading her astray. LastTuesday I entered the library of theMusic building carrying among mybooks two copies of ‘Soapbox’ (So¬cialist club publication) and a copyof ‘Upsurge’ (National Studentleague publication).”Bought Copiesj Miss Norton bought copies ofI each. The writer goes on—! “Mr. Walgreen stated, that, ini order to keep her mind free fromj taint, she would study only tennisi and music. Inasmuch as she bought, “communist” literature from me, amusic student in the music building,it would be safer to stick to tennis.Musicians have befen known to think.“If Miss Norton-did lean towardthe left politically, Mr. Walgreencannot blame the University; shecould have reached the same con¬clusions in any public library.”Cites Passages Which ArousedDispleasure of Drug MagnateA classmate and friend of Lu¬cille Norton, the withdrawn niece ofthe drug store magnate, points outthe passages in the materials forcriticism issued in the English 102classes that, according to Mis Nor¬ton, are the ones that led directly tothe blow-up.It was these paragraphs that caus¬ed an especially unpleasant break¬fast for the continully harasseduncle—the end of a series suppliedby the niece.The famous parable of the hats inIlin’s “New Russia’s Primer” causedtrouble. A Mr. Fox, and a Mr. Box,and a Mr. Nox, and a Mr. Crox allbuild factories to make hats and pro¬duce many more hats than areneeded. Then, all of a sudden, “thepublic stops buying hats... Businessgrows worse and worse... All atonce—STOP!.. .In a week practical¬ly all hat factories are standingidle... The public once more beginsto buy hats... Now, a certain Mr.Doodle thinks of a profitable busi¬ness... the building of a hat fac¬tory.” Mr. Boodle, Mr, Foodie, andMr. Noodle also enter the hat busi¬ness, and “the old story begins overagain.” A further passage quoted fromIlin reads: “We have a plan. InAmerica they work without a plan.We have a seeding campaign. InAmerica they destroy crops. We in¬crease production.' In America theyreduce productionf and increase un-emplosrment. We make what is es¬sential. In America hundreds offactories consume raw materials andenergy in order to make what is al¬together unnecessary.”Chase Also QuotedStuart Chase was guilty of beingthe second offender among the au¬thors quoted for critical purposes.He wrrites: “It must be more than alittle of a bore to be a business mandedicated to a life of unrelentinggreed. No wonder he and his fel¬lows go into conference, or play golfon, the slightest excuse, or take spe¬cials to Florida, or wear paper hats,or grow maudlin about Service.There they stand,' each in his owntrough, a her4,ftci;93s whose backs nostatecraft can' hurdle. Good, decentcitizens mostly,' bM Wieir dogmas arecosting us all.,that the machine andthe industrial arts and billions ofpower slaves might have done forus.”THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. APRIL 16. 1935®lt? iatig iKarnonFOUNDED IN 1901l^ssotiaud ^aToikdiatt 'iJlrcssHSS4 JJujrgJ 1935 »fufitsOM 'mtD&ntmTh* Daily Maroon i« th^f official atudenl newspaper of theOniversity of Chieajjto, pahlished roorniaiJ* exeept Satordayigttttday, ami Monday during the autumn, winter, and springqwrter fa\* The Daily Maroon Company, 6»81 Univeralty Avenue.HMitoriai office: Lexington hall. Room 15. Teloohones: Local4S and HYDe Park 922L Buatnes* office; Lexington hail.Room 15.1. Telephone; HYDe Park 9222.Snbacriptfon rate*: t2,50 a year; $4,00 by mail. Singlecopies; three cent*.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anyStatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Martion. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are stmtent opinions, and are not necessarily theviewi of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 190,3. at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinote, tinder the act of March 8, 1875,The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsiHe far returning any unsolicited manuscriptsPublic lettars should fee addressed to the Editor, The DailyMarotm, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 299 words in length, and should bear the autheg’ssignature and address, which will be witl held if reQUestedAnonymous letters will be disregarded.30A.RD OF CONTROLHOWARDWILLIAMCHARLESWHLLIAMHOML4RDDAVID H. P, HUDSON, Editor-iu-CniefS. O’DONNELL. Basiness ManagerWL HOEER, Managing EditorH, BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerM. RICH, Hews EditorKUTNER, News Editor > day night which did more to fill the Mandel halland-war meeting the next day than all the criesabout the honors of war put together. But Mr,Walgreen s reading seems to have been confined ,to Mrs. Dilling and the complete works of Hamil-' ton Fish, and so he would not be expected to;know about such things. From his own astute- -' ness in getting a strangle hold on front pages,i however, we are surprised at one thing. He |should realize that bona fide communists thrive! during any “red scare’* and that they fairly revelI in the thought of their increased importance. “To;* ignore is not ignorance” is another proverb that.might be useful for Mr. Walgreen in this connec- ■tion.But now that he has gone this far, he can be ex¬pected to continue. And so we are promised an"investigation” l*y the state senate and will jointhe big league along with Wisconsin and Minne- ^sota. Baseball, once the great American pastimealong with bridge, must yield to “red baiting,”H. P. H. Today on theQuadranglesThe Travelling BazaarBy SAM HAIR Music and Religton“The Superhuman.” ProfessorHenry Wieman. Joseph Bond chapel,at 12. iService of the Tenebrae. The Uni- ^versity choir assisted by the ChicagoLutheran A Cappella choir, David;Nyvall, Jr., dirertor. The Univer-;sity chapel at 7:30. ;Phonograph concert. Social Sci-;ence 122 at 12:80,Lecture*“Modern Non-Cla.ssical EconomicThought,” Professor Frank Knight, jHarper Mil at 4:80. !“Social Research in the Chicago;Region, Basic Social Data.” .A.s.«oci-ate professor Louis Wirth. SocialScience 122 at 8:30.“Five Makers of English Prose:Ruskin the Sympathizer.” Professor *James W. Linn. Fullerton hall, the ■Art institute at 6:45. jMeetings |WL A. A. Alumni room of IdaNoyes hall at 12.Tnterclub. Student lounge of IdaNoyes hall at 12.Deltho. IVicker room of Ida Noyes hall at 12;30r' ^Wyvern. Green room of Ida Noyeshall at 12:30.Y. W, C. A. Settlement group, Y-room of Ida Noyes hall at 12:30. :C club installation dinner. IdaNoyes hall at 6.Dr. DeLee’s Obstetrical confer¬ence, Amphitheater, 5th floor Uy*ing-in hospital at 4:45. 1Department of Medicine, CHnkal iconference. Medicine 137 at 4:30.Roentgenology-Pediatrics confer-1ence. X-Ray 552 at 5:30,Zoology club. “Immunity in Ma¬larial Infection of Birds,” Dr, Wen¬ dell Gingrich, department of Bac¬teriology. Zoology 29 at 4:30.MisceUaneousUniversity baseball game. Chi¬cago vs. Lake Forest. Greenwoodfield, at 3:30.^FLOATINO UNIVERSITY**CRUISEDuring July and August to theMEDITERRANEANWoodtawn Cafeteria1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn way.”EXTRA! EXTRA!'EDITOaiAL ASSOctATESHenry F. KelleySaynjrnd Labr Jnnet Lewy Jeanne StolteRalph W. Nic.tolson William W. WatsonBOIN'ESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert hIcQuilkin Everett Storey |EDITORIAL assistants 'Wei la D. BurnetteGeorge PelaenthalZenia Goldberg Ruby Howell Edward S. SternJulian A. Kiser Eltnor TaylorJune Rappaport Mary WalterJames SnyderBUSINESS ASSISTANTSDonald Elliott Alien Rosenbaum Richard SmithHarold SiegelNight Editor; Edward SternTuesday, April 16, 1935DRUG STORE PHILOSOPHY“Seek and ye shall find what ye wantto find.”“The best stories are not necessarily thetrue ones.”“You can’t tell what a book is about bylooking at the cover.”*Tf you dig for dirt in a hot bed you’llgel dirt.”“If you look at the world through redcolored glasses, you can’t ex¬pect to find it green.”To Mr. Walgreen, who prides himself uponhis humble beginnings, these and other similarhomely maxims undoubtedly are familiar. Un¬fortunately the well-known druggist has not prac¬ticed the sage wisdom of these little sayings tothe best advantage. Versed as he may be in thepracticalities of life he has even overlooked thegem of the ages, “People who live in glass drugstores should not throw stones.”We wish we did not have to take the Walgreensituation seriously. To those of us who have beenat the University any length of time, who knowactual conditions on campus, who have studiedthe courses in question, and who know the reputa¬tion of the men who give them, the whole episodeis absurd beyond belief.But when we see dozens of galleys of typewasted in downtown papers on the incident, hearprominent alumni state their firm approval of thedruggist’s charges, find President Hutchins’ con¬cise, sane statement termed “evasion”, we aremoved to utter with the proverbial old lady“What’s this world coming to?”More than that, we arc determined to do allin our power to spread the truth about the situ¬ation to the outside world. Since many otherpapers cannot be trusted to give a fair interpreta¬tion of the events, we arc seeing that The DailyMaroon presents the complete facts as accuratelyas possible, and that the Maroon achieves as widea range in its circulation as we can effect. Forthis reason, that of spreading the truth about theUniversity, we suggest that students and alumnihelp us in correcting the erroneous impressionsthat have been created by Mr. Walgreen’s ad¬vertising antics. We are also rash enough tosuggest that alumni who would scream to highheavens when the football team is beaten dem¬onstrate their school spirit and rally to the Uni¬versity’s defense.To Mr. Walgreen, avowedly staunch believerin the past and its lessons, may we point out thatexpression often is increased by suppression. Asreference we cite the fieldhouse debacle of Thurs- RIOT! RIOTWALGREEN SPECIAL!BAZAAR GETS EXCLUSIVEREPORT OF RECENTCONVERSATION BETWEENRICH SODA-JERKERAND COLLEGE DEAN. ’CHARLES R. WALGREEN GETSGRAPEFRUIT AT BREAKF.4ST;COMPLAINS SCHOOL IS TERRIBLYCULT ANYWAY, AND BESIDES THE SOURNIECEDIFFI-BOYSAREN’T NICE TO HER AND THAT AWFULMR. GIDEONSE TALKS THROUGH HISNOSE.Walgreen: (picking up telephone) Operator!... Get me the University!... The University ofChicago!.. .Hello., .Is this the University?.,,Uh...vrell, give me a dean...I want a dean...any dean....Operator:haugh. I will connect you with Mr. Brum-Walgreen: Hello. . .Drumbaw, do you knowthat America is a nation of great opportun¬ity. ..Brumbaugh: Er...I beg your pardon,...and your school is full ofWalgreen:reds, so...Brumbaugh: What?Walgreen; How many Reds you got regis¬tered in your school?Brumbaugh: W'ho is it?Walgreen: How many did you say?Brumbaugh: Maybe about fifteen, I think.Walgreen: Aha! Fifteen hundred! Full of’em! And what is my niece learning in yourcollege, Mr. Bumbaw?Brumbaugh: Is this Mr. Walgreen?Walgreen: What else?Brumbaugh: I believe she is registered inthe Social Sciences....Walgreen: Aha! Socialism!Brumbaugh; .. .and Biological Sciences..,Walgreen: Aha! Damned evolutionists!Brumbaugh: .. .and a music course,..Walgreen: Nazi? Aha! Thank you, Mr.Dumbaw. (He hangs up the receiver, then seemsto be stricken with an idea and lifts it up again)Operator!.. .Get me a paper., .no, no! a news¬paper!. . .Hello.. .Get me an editor...Operator: I will connect you with Mr.Hearst.Hearat:ya know? Hello...oh, yes, Charley, whaddaWalg'^een: How about a headline in a paper?Hearat: Sure, What do you want?Walgreen: Oh.. .anything...anything...Hearat: Well, I ought to have kind of anidea of what you might like.Walgreens Well, I want some pretty goodwords.Hearat: Sure, sure. But can’t you think ofsomething to give me a kind of an idea aboutwhat it is you don’t like this time?Walgreen: It’s a college, (he turns to hisniece—“Where is it you go to school, Lucilledear?”).. .it’s the University of Chicago.Hearat: Oh, I get it! 0. K. Charley, I’ll give’em the works. And by the way, what kind of anad do you want tomorrow?Walgreen: Ad?Hearst: An advertisement... You know.Walgreen: Oh, yes. Couple pages. More la¬ter. Goodbye..Operator!.. .Get me a news¬paper. . .not the Examiner.. .. .Hello?.,, DREXEL THEATRE858 E. S3m)TUESDAY‘^UNDER PRESSURE^’WithEdmund Lowe - Victor McLagIcn Mbs LindquistCAFEIn Brijadview Hotel5540 Hyde Park Blvd.and at1464 E. 67lh St,Breakfad, l.unrEeon and Dinner“Swediab Smorgaabord”Our SpecialtyJUST GOOD FOODAt Moderate PricesS^eefal Buffet SupperSunday evenings to f.-asoSperial AMentinfl to I.ondheon andDinner Group* 75c Here is the ideal trip for students—asplendid opportunity to derive thegreatest benefits from your summervacation and en joya wonderful traveladveniure.Visit Kgypt.the Holy Land,Russia -ITcoontriesand islands in the"cradle of civili2ation’*with the lux¬urious tropical cruiser S.S. SLAM ATas your floating campus. Return onthe magnificent S.S, BLRENGARI A.EDUCATIONAL PROGRAMPromineotprofessofs will give stand¬ard university .summer coursesinAft,Fcomimics, Cknernment, History,Literature and other sub¬jects studied in connectionwith countries vistted.C Credit forihesecoufscsmay be arranged.Travel artana«m«ntsare in efearav of itieJames HorinK Co.,known (or thecompteieneas ofus hinctarks.Rmrt from Sett Voritto Nru* York iiubtti-ifrg yhore txcttniOHt616 upIP rite mtU'for dettnpupt literature tpUNIVERSITY TRAVEL ASSOCIATION66 Fifth Avonw* Now York City19.1 A-d t'noersifyVi'ofld Cruise Sail* Oct. 24.Damaged hy a Dog-Denter?,,. Olf/O...V W^hen Horace Hippohoof drops one of his rock*crushers on Ermintrude Muggins^ dainty instep«,.Ermie simply grips the injured dog in one handand a sympathetic Old Gold in the others OldGold has a talent for soothing stepped*on feelings.AT TRYING TIMES .... TRY A OLD GOLDCAP AND GOWN WEEKENDS TOMORROWGet Yours Now!tomorrow the price of the Cap and Gown will be $2.75GET iT NOW FOR $2.50THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, APRIL 16, 1935DAILY MAROON SPORTS Page ThreePLAYGROUND BALLToday3:15—Sipnia Alpha Epsilon vs.Sigma Chi.Chi Psi vs. Phi Delta Theta.4:15—Phi Beta Delta I vs. Kap¬pa Nu.Tail Delta Phi v.s. LambdaChi Alpha.Alpha Delta Phi vs. AlphaTau Omega.Tomorrow3:15—Pi Lambda Phi vs. DeltaKappa Epsilon.Psi Upsilon vs. Alpha Sig¬ma Phi.Phi Gamma Delta vs. PhiBeta Delta II.4:15—Phi Sigma Delta vs. BetaTheta Pi.Kappa Sigma vs. Phi Kap¬pa Sigma.Delta Upsilon vs. Zeta BetaTau.Play in the Intramural tennist nii ney beg'ns toiiay if the weath¬er is favorable. MAROON NINE OPENSSEASON WITH WINOVER NORTH CENTRALTo Meet Lake Forest Herein Second CameTodayThe weatherman crossed up base¬ball coach Kyle Anderson again yesterday, this time with a genuine bliz¬zard. The game with Lake Forest,which was rained out last Fridaywas postponed to yesterday, and isagain put off, this time indefinite¬ly. Chicago heat North Central 8 to3 on Saturday, and will meet LakeForest here this afternoon.Bus Yedor turned in a four-hitperformance in the Saturday game,allowing only one earned run. Hepitched the full nine innings, andmanaged to get two hits of his own,scoring on one of them. Austin Cur¬tis did the catching.Haarlow Hurls TodayBill Haarlow is slated to do thehurling in today’s game, with BobShipway behind the plate. The nextgame on the ticket is with North Cen¬tral on Thursday. It will be playedon Greenwood field.. The local team faced two pitchersI niversity tankmen took eight game at Naperville Saturday,place.' in the four program of first, Wendlandt, a left handerthe National Senior Womens Swim- ^ knuckle ball, lasted sixining and Diving Championships at i innings. He w’as replaced by thethe I.,ake Shore Athletic club. j right-hander, Yukins, for the re-The results of events in which Uni- ! mainder of the tilt,versity swimmers placed are as fol- ' Dick Cochran played short stoplows: I the whole trip and made the best100 free style: Highland, Lake | showing at bat. In four times up heShore; Wilson, Chicago; Robertson, I got three hits and scored two runs.Michigan. Time—:64.6. * Ed Tyk scored two runs on two hits200 yard relay: Lake Shore; Chi-( in five trips to the plate Rightcago: Northwestern; Michigan. Time j Welder Harry Nacey poked three inJ .3- 0 five times up, and crossed the plateonce.Notre Dame is on the docket fora game with the Maroons on Satur¬day, to be played on Greenwoodfield. Last year the Chicago teamsplit its two games with the SouthBend in.stitution, winning,the first |.Michigan came in second but was I by a 14-12 count, and losng theSwimmers Placei)i National Meetat Lake Shore50 yard free style: Highland, LakeShore; Cornelius, Lake Shore,Brown, Chicago—:23.7.400 yard free style relay: LakeShore; Chicago (Erhart, Brown,Homs, Wilson);. Northwestern.other 19 to 6.disqualified. Time—3:41.50 yard free style (second race):Highland, Lake Shore; Bernard,.Michigan; Brown, Chicago. Time—:23.8.150 yard relay: Lake Shore;.Michigan; Chicago. Time—1:21.1.300 yard medley: Lake Shore; | (developing out of the war strikeMichigan; .Northwestern; Chicago, j Friday, registration for the ReynoldsTime—3:00.8. | club spring quarter table tennisloo jard free style: Robertson,! tournament has been extended untilExtend Registrationof Ping Pong MeetDue to the general excitementMichigan; Brown, Chicago; Corne-liii'. I>ake Shore. Time—65.8.60 COLLEGES ENTERKANSAS RELAYS ATLAWRENCE FRIDAYSixty colleges and universitiesfrom 15 middle western states andmore than one hundred high schoolswill be entered in the Thirteenth An-ual Kansas Relays, Friday and Saturday, April 19 and 20. The following schools have entered:University Class: Arizona university, Colorado university, DePauwuniversity, Grinnell college, Iowauniversity, Iowa State college, Illi¬nois university, Indiana university,Kansas university, Kansas State col¬lege, Michigan State college, Mis¬souri university, Nebraska univer¬sity, Oklahoma university, Texasuniversity, Tulsa university, Wash¬burn colleg^e, Washington univer¬sity.College Class: Baker university,Cameron college, Carleton college,Central college (Fayette, Mo.) Cen¬tral Mo. State Teachers, College ofEmporia, Doane college, Drury col¬lege. Fort Hays Kansas State col¬lege, Friends university, GreeleyState Teachers at Greeley Colo.,Haskell institute, Emporia StateTeachers college, Pittsburg KansasState Teachers college, McPhersoncollege, Oklahoma Baptists, MissouriSchool of Mines, Missouri StateTeachers college (Cape Girardeau),Missouri State Teachers college(Marysville), Missouri State Teach-t‘rs college (Springfield), Ottawauniversity, Simpson college. South¬west Louisiana insitute (Lafayette,La.), Tarkio college, Westminstercollege, William Jewell, and Yank¬ton. 8:45 this evening.Some fifty men have already reg¬istered for the contest in the Rey-nold.s basement. With the new typeof tournament, whereby there willbe no seeded players, every contest¬ant has an even chance, and thesponsors urge as many as possibleto test their ability.• LEARN TO DANCE CORRECTLY •TAKE A FEW PRIVATE LESSONSTERESA DOLANDANCE STUDIO1545 E. <3rd St. — Ntar Stony IslondHOURS 10 A.M. to 11 P.M.• TELEPHONE HYDE PARK 3080 • Old GoldContestFollowing are the standingsin the Old Gold Cigarette con¬test at the half-way mark:FRATERNITIESPhi Delta Theta 101Kappa Nu 89Phi Kappa Psi 45Phi Kappa Sigma 39Chi Psi 27Psi Upsilon 26Alpha Delta Phi 21Tau Delta Phi 19Delta Kappa Epsilon .... 14Alpha Tau Omega IIZeta Beta Tau 7Lambda Chi Alpha 3INDIVIDUALSHenry Zii 151Joe Kesseleson 84L. Liss 79E. A. Hug 69A. Joseph 66B. Shedroff 28Paul Jameson 21E. Weis 19Harold Fallson 17A Schmidt 9Gordon Townsend 6R. Leigh 2The Contest ends May 5, soif you are not leading now youstill have time to win a valu¬able prize. Deposit yourempty packages in the con¬venient ballot boxes. Sport FlashesBy TOM BARTONAn idea which has been used inmany dual track meets will featurethe Kansas relays April 20. The idea,a giant electric clock, has been in¬stalled to furnish the unofficial timeof each race at the moment the win¬ner crosses the finish line. For thosemechanically minded, the clock startswhen an official closes the circuitat the start and finish. No photo¬electric .system will be used, and asstated above the time to be record¬ed will be only unofficial. Stop¬watches will be official. However thegiant watch may add a little to thespectators’ enjoyment of the race.if * *We list one of the peculiarities ofTHREE MONTHS'COUI8E tFOR COlieOi STUDfNTS AMO OOA—ATMA tkorotifh, uUtnsiv$, mmm-Januarf 1, A^l J, Jah I, (klatml,bUamtina BooUat aamtfna. taiAamt aMlRMtai—larita ar phena. Na mhdtan amptapmLmoserftUSINESS COLLIOIRA4M RUMII. J.O. m.0«•JMmTmaim amtp, mmo ha UaHadany MomMff A9and Baamna. EnaningCauru* opan ta aMm116 S. Michigan Av*.. Chicago, Kandalpk 4i4P sport, pointed out to us by thesport’s ed. of the Tulane paper. Heinformed us that a famous Germancrazy man—not Hitler—but a fel¬low named Luben, wagered that hecould turn a pack of cards up in acertain order, all 52 cards to be ina pre-described order, and turnedthese cards 10 hours a day for 20years—a total of 4,246,028 times be¬fore he succeeded in dealing thecards out in the order. This feat islisted in the All-Sports Record Bookcompiled by Frank G. Menke. .. .andin enumerating games playedthroughout the world the book re¬veals a nice parlor pastime called(Continued on page 4)—1935 MODELS—Ceo. Lott Autograph, Cold Star, TopFlite, Mercer Beasley Princess (de¬signed especially for women), andothers, strung to order with selectedsplit gut for only $10.00. Expertracket restringing to measured tensionRYBICK BROS. TENNIS SHOP1544 East 64th St.Hyde Park 7473Work Called For and Delivered SietBon hais arepriced at 5$*®(unlined $6) and upThe PLAYBOY and the_ BANTAM. air-Ught Stet-sons, are $5.Perhaps you're not the best-dressed-man-on-the-campus.Or perhaps you ore. At any rate, with Spring in the air,isn't it about time for a new hat? The nearest Stetsonstore has some bright, brisk styles that will put some Spring(no pun intended) in your appearance.JOHN B. STETSON COMPANYPATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROON ADVERTISERSWHERE IS ARTHUR?WHO IS ARTHUR?OUR THERMOMETERHELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!The Cap & Gown is in a terrible pretdicament. Solf keepsno books. He knows only what the thermometer tellshim.PLEASE BRING IT BACK!Page FourProminent Men on |Faculty Give Their 1Sides of the Story ;i(Continued from page 1)exposing the student to communistic Iinfluence, exposes him to the influ-!ence of fair-minded and intelligent!inquiry in every field of study. This Iis precisely what a uiversity is for.” ,♦ ♦ *Merriam ... |After 35 years of continuous serv- :ice in the University’s department •,of political science perhaps I may bepermitted to comment on thecharges that the University’s worktends to be subversive, seditious, andunpatriotic. During that time scoresof our students and graduates havegone out to take important positionsin industry, in universities, in gov¬ernment. My colleagues have mademany contributions to the study ofgoverment which have received gen¬erous recognition throughout theland. They have advised and assist-1ed governments and industries and jlabor. During the late war they did itheir parts on many fronts. |‘‘During all these years I have dif- jfered with many persons on manyquestions of policy, but have yet tofind any responsible person whochallenged our devotion to the de¬velopment of American democracy. !‘‘FYom 35 years of wide experi-1ence and observation, I know that,the University is a mighty center of Icivic training and of social, govern-1mental, and economic research. 1‘‘I do not care to question the mo-1tives of any critics of our institu- ition, but I know that they are not jThe Universityof ChicagoTypewritingServiceOffersReasonableRatestoSTUDENTSandFACULTYIngleside Hall(West of Press Bldg.) fully informed and that when theydo understand what we are reallydoing, looking at our work as awhole, they will agree with us.‘‘Since charges that recently havebeen made are not specific, for allI know they may refer to me. In my35 years at the University, I havebeen busy with teaching and research. In addition, during the lastfew years, I served on PresidentHoover’s Committee on SocialTrends; on the national commissionon Better Government Personnel;and am now a member of PresidentRoosevelt’s National Resourcesboard. Further, I have done my bestto aid in the upbuilding of the gov¬ernment of Chicago:—lately as amember of Mayor Cermak’s Advis¬ory committee, as a member of theBoard of Education Committee onCivic Education in Chicago, andhave given special attention to con¬structive work on the government ofthe metropolitan region of Chicago.‘‘In the last five years, we at theUniversity have been instrumental inbringing across the street from theUniversity the Public AdminSstra-ton Clearing house under the direc¬tion of Louis Brownlow, and someseventeen other important organiza¬tions of responsible governing of¬ficials. We have helped establishhere the greatest center of practicalgovernmental experience and servicein America.”* * *Compton . . .‘‘It is of vital importance to thenation that there shall be centerswhere all kinds of suggestions forthe betterment of society shall bediscussed freely on the basis oftheir merits. It is upon its univer¬sities that the nation must rely foranalysis of these problems. If thevaluable features as well as short¬comings of such proposals as social¬ism and communism were not thusobjectively discussed by those com¬petent to judge their merits, it wouldmean that the nation would remainconfined by outworn dogmas or becontrolled by new’ demagogues.‘‘The only adequate way of cofn-bating irresponsible communisticpropaganda is to inform students ofthe social sciences regarding the ar¬guments both pro and con. Thus ifin a university, radical viewpointswere not discussed, it would meanthat such a university was intellect¬ually stagnant. It is only naturalthat in times of political turmoil thediscussion of such problems will beunusually active. The University hasin my opinion been very fortunatein maintaining a w’ell informed andwell balanced group of men on itsfaculty to guide its student think¬ing in the social studies.”Campus View Apts.1-2-3 room apts. ideally lo¬cated to the University. Com¬plete hotel service, tile bathand shower. Rates reasonable.5482 Greenwood.IINtWAYDRUG STORESVMcise 'V'iS-soiipti&nistsLUNCHES AT A DISCOUNTCome in and get acquainted with our store manager, Mr. Dreschler. Ask himhow you can get lunches at a discount.STINEWAY DRUG STORE57th at Kenwood“THE STUDENTS’ DRUG STORE”SEE THE STARS FROM“Life Begins at 8:40”atTHE MIDWAYFANDANGOApril 26 & 27 in the Fieldhouse THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. APRIL 16. 1935Sport Flashes(Continued from page 3) I“purring” as played in Wales. Eachman puts on a pair of heavy boots, |touches shoulders with his opponent!and then each kicks* the other’s jshins as hard and as often as they 'can. The one who first howls is theloser. Lay on Mac Duff.. .and Woco-Pep, a bullfrog, set the record foramphibian leaps last July with ajump of 13 feet, 7 inches. EditorHudson says that’s more Bull thanFrog.CLASSIFIED ADS$50 Linguaphone Course in Rus- jsian offered for $30. 15 records. Hor-1ton Jones. Sunnyside 9278.3 Months’ Shorthand !Coursefor College Graduatesand UndergraduatesIdeal for taking notes at college or |for spare-time or full time positions.Classes start the first of October,January, April and July.Call, urite, or telephone State i88ifor complete facts.The GREGG COLLEGE6 N. Michigan Ave. Chicago FACE POWDERIllsatREADER’SCampu* Drug Storeloot E. 61st Fairfax 4800PATRONIZE OURADVERTISERS SOME SAY ^LIBERAL!COMMUNIST!GREATEST NOVELIST!OUTSTANDING JOURNALIST!Personal Impressions Are Best—THEODORE DREISERLectures inMANDEL HALLon’ THE REALIST AND HIS SOURCES”Wed., Apr. 17, 1935 — 8:30 P. M.Tickets—Mandel Box OfficeReserved 55c and 85cA man who visited a Chesterfieldfactory recently, said: ^^Now that 1 haveseen Chesterfields made, I understandbetter than ever why people say Chester¬fields are milder and have a better taste.If you too could visit our factories you couldsee the clean, airy surroundings; the employeesin their spotless uniforms, and the modern ciga¬rette making machinery.You could notice how carefully each Chester¬field cigarette is inspected and see also howChesterfields are practically untouched by humanhands.Whenever you happen to be in Richmond,Va.,Durham, N. C., or San Francisco, California, weinvite you to stop at the Liggett & Myers plantsand see how Chesterfields are made.© 1935. Liggjstt & Mysks Tobacco Co.