/ /\WEATHERRain today, colder tonight,followed by generally fairweather tomonow. Batlp iRaroon _-fy ^ -i 40i%^6^ .iiienfTodayVol. 35. No. 90. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY. APRIL 11. 1935 Price Three CentsPolitics,Parties, andPlatforms BUYING AGENCYREPORTS SAVINGSFOR FRATERNITIES HELP THEUNIVERSITYAn EditorialThia it the second of a aeriesof articles on the prograins ofthe major political parties andtheir relationship to Hie collegertudcnt furnished by the Asso>riated Collegiate press. Auditor Makes FirstQuarterly Checkof RecordsBy ROY M. HARROP(Chairmjin, Farmer-Labor Party)There are many indications todaythat the American collegiate youthare becoming more acutely aware ofthe desperateness of the situationthat confronts them and that only auruled action on their part will savethem.The college youth is brought faceto face today to economic life that,according to his teachings, is basediiIK)n an economic delusion—a lieand a snare, for, having acquired his.Miucntion, he finds himself in aworld of unemployed and with nohopes under the present laditical an<lt l onomic setup outside of the forcesoombined in the Karmer-I^abor Par¬ty. the Socialist Party, the Progres-..ive (Troup of Wisconsin, the Lib-otly Party and the Technocratic(iroups, which have a substantial fol¬lowing and who propose to provideH new political party which will hea UNITED PEOPLES PARTY.Unity is essential if the battleagainst poverty, insecurity, and aystem which fosters them, is to hewon.'Fhe tin,e has come when the youthof this nation must be told the wholetruth.Our present-day economic life isbased upon a false economic plan,(tup present banking and credit cur¬rency system, owned and controlledby the international bankers, hasLTtven to the people of the UnitedStates a F'ederal Reserve Bank Sys¬tem which they own and by using a■) per cent basis they have circulatedper cent bank credit, represent-rd by check money, being a counter¬feit and substitute for lawful moneyand based on this foreign j^heme,and engineered through legislationinstituted, guided, and manipulatedby Wall street bankers, and con-tiary to the Constitution of theUnited States.Neither the Republican or Demo¬cratic Party, nor Franklin DelanolU^osevelt, President of the UnitedStates, offer any plan or remedy ofthe situation in the economic field.The Farmer-Labor Party cndeav-'irs to meet this economic })rincipleand political issue in that battle ofballots which in 1936 will makemoney and credit the servant and |not the master, of mankind.Production for profit, with itsconcomitant elements of greed, ex-liloi^^tion and out-throat competition1.' the cornerstone of the capitalisticarc h. That is why capitalism must1)0 destroyed; that is w’hy it must oeinevitably superceded by some formt)f a co-operative society based, asthe Technocrats say, on productionfor use and not for profit.It is little understood that underthe system of production for inofit-s,every dollar invested (that is notn.-ed in the direct consumption oftroods) represents a debt claimagainst society. The more prosper¬ous we are, the more we invest and‘he greater becomes the public andprivate debt.I'he public and private debt of theUnited States today is estimated atbetween two hundred sixty and threehundred billions of dollars. The to¬tal debt burden (debt j)ayments ofinterest, amortization and maturing|)aymients on principal) representsover twenty-five billion dollars, in1932, which was more than 50 percent of our national income for thatyear.Thus humanity struggles on boweddown by an ever-increasing load of Savings for fraternities aggregat¬ing $353.27 for the initial threemonths of operation of the Inter¬fraternity council cooperative buy¬ing agency were reported yesterdayby Everett George, student managerof the enterprise.In support of the savings estim¬ates, George released a completeaudit of the financial agency’s condi¬tion and operation for the quarter.The audit of records was made byWilliam J. Graham, professor of Ac¬counting in the School of Businessand a certified public accountant.Book* in OrderHe reported that. “All recordswere found to be in perfect orderand no exceptions were noted. Inthe process of the audit,’’ Profes¬sor Graham explained, “cash bal¬ances, cash receipts and disburse¬ments were verified, all receivable.^and payables were confirmed by di¬rect correspondence with the fra¬ternities and vendors, and incomeand expense accounts were exam¬ined.”The $353.27 net savings repre¬sents a 12.2 per cent reduction inwhat the houses would have had topay if they had made their purchasesindependently. Gross savings of$543.27, 17.6 per cent were ef¬fected, but administrative costsamounting to $190 reduced the. to¬tal economy 5.4 per cent.Fraternities participating in thecooperative agency program receivedthe greatest savings on their ordersfor laundry ' service. According tothe report, the $221.98 saved onthose purchases reduced the cost tothe houses 41.5 per cent. The costof fruits and vegetables was reduced21.9 per cent or $176.15. The Daily Maroon statement ofpolicy, first circulated yesterday, metwith a ready response from thecampus. While it is impossible tomake an accurate estimation at thistime, it is certain that several hun¬dred names have been gathered.Once more we appeal to you inthe interest of the University to in¬dicate that you are sane, liberaland intelligent in your politicalviews, that you subscribe to theideals of freedom and tolerancewhich are found in real American- L H. SUTHERLANDACCEPTS INDIANAPROFESSORSHIPCrime Authority NameidHead of SociologyDepartmentYou need not be afraid, that youare endangering your life by affix¬ing your signature. No check-upwill be made on the signers, youwill not be asked to join anythingor do anything. We are merely striv¬ing for an expression of opinion toclear up some of the absurd miscon¬ceptions about the University whichhave been circulated on the outside.We are doing our best to reacheveryone on campus. Your coopera¬tion in informing your friends andin circulating statements will be ap¬preciated.—H. P. H.YNTEMA INFORMS lBUSINESS CLUB 'OF NRA EFFECTS IDiscus.sing the “Effects of the N. IR. A. on the Course of Recovery,” iTheodore O. Yntema, professor of |Stati.stics in the School of Business,will address the weekly meeting ofthe Graduate Club of Business andEconomics today at 4:30 in theSchool of Business Commons room,Ha.skell 202.Professor Harald G. Shields, as¬sistant dean of the School of Busi-ne.ss, will leave tomorrow to delivera speech at the University of Iowabefore the Research Conference onBusiness Education Saturday. Hissubject will be “.Junior College Busi¬ness Education.” j Announcement was made yester-i day of the departure from the Uni-' versity of Edwin H. Sutherland,professor of Sociology, to head thedepartment of Sociology at Indianauniversity.Mr. Sutherland, who has been aprofessor at the University for thepast five years, came here from theUniversity of Minnesota. Whilethere he served one year on the Bu¬reau of social hygiene of the Rock¬efeller foundation.Authority on CrimeAn authority on criminologj', Dr.Sutherland has spent a great dealof time studying the crime situationin Chicago. Mr. Sutherland expectsto remain at the University untilAugust to continue his research oncrime and conditions leading to it.Attendant to the announcement ofProfessor Sutherland’s appointment,Indiana university reported the de¬partment of Economics and Sociol¬ogy at that university would in thefuture be two independent depart¬ment. Professor James E. Moffat,who was chosen to head the Eco¬nomics department, holds the degreeof Doctor of Philosophy from theUniversity. Cap and Gown I BEWILDERED P P A““g!HOPES TO HOLDMEETING TONIGHTFLASHBarren lay the campus at the siteof the Cap and Gown sales ther¬mometer when the spot was visitedlate last night bya Daily Maroonreporter who in¬vestigated the re¬port that the mon-olithian advertise¬ment had disap¬peared.William D.Watson, editor ofthe yearbook, ex-pressed annoy¬ance when inform¬ed of the factearly this morn-[ ing. Whether heIBUspected prank¬sters or thieves,Watson would notsay. “It was prob¬ably pixies,” washis cryptic state¬ment. Must Stage Rally forConvenience ofLegionnairesPlan FandangoConcessions for' 37 OrganizationsSages at M.I.T. Recall DevicesUsed in Fraternity InitiationsBy RALPH WWith informal and formal fra-1ternity initiations in the offing atthe Univer.‘<ity, stories that arose inconnection with hell week activitiesat Massachusetts Institute of Tech¬nology earlier in the year assumeadditional interest.A number of ingenious inventionswere recalled by the .sages of the('ambridge campus. Not so long ago,while a man was being paddled,a cake *)f ice was produced, and theinitiate was made to seat himseltupon .said ice and count from 212degrees to absolute zero. Havingdone so, he arose, bent over, andwas pacidltd back again from abso¬lute zero to 212 degrees.Jumps From Roof.Another story pictures a roofwhere several men were groupedaround a lad with a blindfold—theinevitable blindfold—over his won¬dering eyes. Near them was oneedge, which fell off abruptly, not tothe ground far below but only sixor .seven feet t,o the attached roofof an adjoining house.To this side was led the pledge,with the explanation that he was go¬ing to make a jump into a fire netbeing maneuvered below. Com¬mands rang out in the air. “Bring itin a little.”. . .“No, he’ll miss itthere.”. . .“You’ll have to allow forthe wind.”The crucial moment came, and,afraid of nothing, our man boldlyhurled himself into the air, only tocrumple up immediately upon thelower roof. Unexpectedly, however,he broke his ankle. NICHOLSONOther initiates, fatigued to apoint ready to believe- anything, werelead to a dark room where standsa step ladder. Outside the door areplaced two brothers, one of whomholds a flat board encrusted with thebusiness ends of very many smallnails. Says one brother to the otherbefore a group of wide-eyed pledges:“I w’onder if this will do a cleanjob?”A pledge i s blindfolded, takeninto the eerie room, and after re¬moving shoes and stockings, is toldto mount the stepladder. A boardis placed loudly into position at thefoot of the ladder, but instead ofhaving nails, it is decorated withtinfoil. The set-up is shown to thenow unblindfolded freshman in thewavering light of a flashlight. Withtears in his eyes, the fellow on theladder finally acceded to the exhor¬tations of the spectators, jumped—and collapsed in a faint. All arrangements for concessionsat the Midway Fandango to be heldin the fieldhouse April 26 and-27will be completed today it was an- jnounced yesterday by Harry Morri- Ison, executive chairman of building |and grounds for the carnival. Thir- ;ty-seven campus organizations are !contracting for booths to be erected ifor the two days. !Eleven of the women’s clubs have ;made arrangements to sell food andfun-makers of all kinds, and 17 of jthe fraternities are planning conces- ;sions w’hich include everything from Igames to wrestling matches. The Set- Itlement board has obtained a group jof genuine West African dancers ;who will present the dramatic rites |found in their tribal ceremonies, and !the Phoenix will contribute someprecocious “babies” who are guar¬anteed to explain your present, past,and future. The thermome¬ter has an eventful history^ Firsterected more than a year ago in or¬der to record the progress of salesof the Cap and (jown, the monu-meat occasioned wide campus com¬ment because of the mysterious wayits tongue-like indicator lapped upthe figure column.The desirability of the giant stand¬ard was immediately demonstratedin its first year, for it was then itparticipated in what has turned outto be the first of a series of disap¬pearances.In order to settle the mysterythat has accompanied the pet of theCap and Gown staff, which will prob¬ably now be called Little White Ele¬phant, the organization will offer areward of $15 to the person who willfind the filched salometer. The staff ’will also welcome any informationthat will clear up the problem. Confounded by a call in the citypress for American Legion posts toattend a rally at the University, theskeletal remains of the Public Policyassociation will tonight attempt togo through with the meeting sched¬uled by them in more affluent times.Wires to the University adminis¬trative offices were kept warm yes¬terday morning following the newsthat the legionnaires were coming.Sponsors of the PPA were trying todiscover whether or not the Univer¬sity had not simplified their problemby denying permission to use thecampus buildings.Tex Carroll, the last vestige of theassociation, could not be reachedafter 9 yesterday morning, but atthat time no speaker had been setfo7' the meeting.Arrangements NebulousAccording to the call to the Le¬gion posts, the meeting will be heldon Stagg field. No arrangements hadbeen made with Athletic director T.N. Metcalf by noon ye.sterday forthe use of either the field or thefieldhouse, so that, according to theAthletic office, mechanical facilitiesmay not permit the preparationsneeded in time for the rally. No no¬tice had been given that the fieldwould be used, although permissionto use it was granted last Thursday.The line of march selected by theLegion guests makes for a paradestarting at 7:30 from 57th streetand Stony Island avenue to the field.Edward A. Hayes, past national com¬mander will speak.The gieater part of the member¬ship of the Public Policy associationresigned following a meeting, heldin Mandel hall, that was supposedto be a symposium on annaments.Undergraduate Newspapers OpposeW. R. Hearst’s Purging of CollegeWILLARD SPERRY,HARVARD DEAN,SPEAKS TONIGHTDRUCE LAKEle Farmer-Labor Paily proposes:Banking, Currency, Gold Stand¬ard and Economic Balance.Thi.s permits the Government offhe United States to issue money,as authorized by the Constitutionfif the United States and takes;iway from the international bank:ne right to control the money\i (Continued on page 4) Because of the last minute can¬cellation of ten reservations for theDruce Lake conference, an oppor¬tunity is afforded to that numberof students to file applications forthe trip. These must be made in per¬son at the Chapel office sometimetoday.All students participating in theconference will meet in the Chapeloffice Saturday morning at 8. Press Issues Groupof Historical EssaysHonoring W. E. Dodd“Essays in Honor of William E.Dodd,” a group of twelve mono¬graphs written by his former stu¬dents, will be released next fall bythe Univei-sity pres.®. BernadetteSchmitt, professor of History, ischairman of the publications com¬mittee and Avery Craven, professorof American History, is editing thevolume.The volume was presented in man¬uscript form to Mr. Dodd, who isnow on leave from the Universityand serving as ambassador to Ger¬many, when he delivered his presi¬dential address before the AmericanHistorical association in Washingtonin 1934. The essays are of intrinsicvalue to history and include such au¬thors as William T. Hutchinson, Bes¬sie L. Pierce, of the University fac¬ulty, and Louis Sears of Purdue, andFrank L. Owsley of Vanderbilt uni¬versities. The monographs are on theAmerican history of Civil war times Willard L. Sperry, dean of theDivinity school of Harvard univer-1sity, will discuss. “Religion in the |Age of Science” tonight at 8:15 inithe James Henry Breasted assembly iroom of the Oriental Institute. The ilecture is part of the Hiram Thomasseries and is open to the publicwithout charge. Shirley Case, deanof the Divinity school, will introducethe speaker.Dr. Sperry is considered one ofthe leading American religiousthinkers, and has done much to es¬tablish religion in higher education.He is an author of wide recognitionand has published .seven books.The two previous lecturers in theThomas sei’ies w'ere Michael Pupinand R. A. Milliken. (By Associated Collegiate Press)Madi.son, Wis.—William RandolphHearst’s current campaign advocat- jing purging universities and collegesof alleged “communists” is meeting jwith forceful opposition in the edi- jtorial pages of undergraduate news¬papers, a scanning of student edi- :tors’ opinions by the staff of the As¬sociated Collegiate Press and Col- !legiate Digest reveals. |Leading the group of student pa- ;pers which have been antagonized jby the “i-ed scare” developed by the iHearst newspapei's is the Columbia |Daily Spectator, Columbia univei'sity j(New York City) publication. In arecent editorial, the Declaration ofIndependence, Alexander Hamilton.John Adams, Janies Madison, Thom¬as Jefferson, Daniel Webster. .4bia-ham Lincoln, and U. S. Giant arequoted concerning their beliefs onthe nature of American institutions.The quotations are followed byFANDANGOFandango ticket salesmen willmeet at 4 today in the Fandangooffice to get important final in¬structions and publicity materialfor a special drive to be initiatedsoon.Places in the first round of theFandango Bridge Tournament arebeing held open for late contest¬ants, who will meet Friday at2:30 in Ida Noyes. Chapel ContinuesOrgan RecitalSunday AfternoononContinuing its policy of present¬ing the best in organ music, theUniversity chapel has inauguratedthis quarter a series of Sunday af¬ternoon recitals by outstanding Chi¬cago organists.The first two recitals have al¬ready been presented. The remain¬der of the recitals, which will occurevery Sunday afternoon exceptJune 2 throughout the remainder ofthe quarter, will present the follow'-ing distinguished organists; April14, Hazel Atherton Quinney; April21, Edward Eigenschenk; April 28,Porter Heaps; May 5, Ruth Brough¬ton; May 12, Harold Cobb; May 19.Harlan Smedley; May 26, GertrudeBailey; and June 9, Robert Sander.s.The programs are played at 4:30 inthe afternoon. jOn June 2, Orchesis will combine Iwith the University choir in a pro-!gram of dances interpretive of the•spirit of liturgical music. figures concerning unemploymentand income of American citizens,from which the Spectator concludesthat “they seem to explain awayequality of opportunity, freedom ofcontract, and all the blessingii of lib¬erty, life and the pursuit of happi¬ness and a few other things.” 'ITieeditorial suggests that Mr. Hearstdiscover just who owns the govern¬ment and ends up by saying, “Your.American institutions seem to be upa tree, Mr. Hearst. We think we’lltake the Founding Fathers’ word forit. Bill.”Wisconsin InvestigationsIn an editorial headed “Hearst-eria,” The Campus, student paper ofthe College of the City of New York,points to the investigation now be¬ing conducted in Wisconsin to deter¬mine if radical minded students andin.'-tructors populate the campuses ofthe University of Wisconsin and thenine state teachers colleges of Wis¬consin, as the result of Heai'st agita¬tion.Commenting on the situation, theCampus says, “Undoubtedly, theHearst press is right. Without doubt,Wisconsin is undermined with Com¬munists. Certainly we have no doubtthat there are at least three billionCommunists in the state universityalone, merely waiting for word fromMoscow to blow up the buildings. Wecongratulate the Hearst press on itsperspicacity and on its sincere pa-trioti.sni in nailing this incipientcrisis in the bud.”B. W. O. OFFICERSThe Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions yesterday elected Charme LeeHoward the junior college represen¬tative to the board. She is secretaryof the Freshman Women’s council,and a member of the second cabinetof Y. W. C. A.At the same meeting, VirginiaCarr was elected secretary of B. W.0. to succeed Sue Richardson. Vir¬ginia Carr is a member of Federa¬tion council. Interclub, member-at-large of Mirror, and a member ofthe Dramatic as.sociation.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL II, 1935Slip iatlg iHarnnuFOUNDED lU 1901M t M O g «^sociatcci ^lUgiate '$rcss-^1934 I93‘5^The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicagro. published morninKS except Saturday,Sunday, aivd Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by T^e Daily Maroon Company, 5881 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15. Telephones; Local46 and HYDe Park 9221. Bu.siness office: Lexington hall.Room 15.\. Telephone: HYDe Park 9222.Subscription rates; $2.50 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Hie University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any K.aterial appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscript.Public letters should be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will he witlVId if requested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-CniefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITGtiiAL ASSOCIATESHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy Jeanne StolteRaymi id Lahr Ralph W. Nlen.^lson William W. WataonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldumith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL assistantsWells D. Burnette Ruby Howell Eklward S. SternGeurf;« Felsenthal Julian A. Kiser Elinor TaylorZenia GoldberK June RappaportJames Snyder Mary WalterBUSINESS ASSISTANTSDonald Elliott .Mien RosenbaumHarold Siesel Richard SmithNight Editor: James SnyderThursday, April 1 1, 1935 Fandango is a new event which was scheduledfor a date when it would not conflict with any¬thing previously scheduled, thus showing thatCrossed Cannon had taken NO steps to scheduletheir ball.To supplement this apparent lack of prepara¬tion, we are faced by the fact that absolutely nonews has come forth from the sponsors of theball regarding arrangements for this year’s affair,with the exception of the announcement of thetime and place. We have no indication what-so-ever that any further arrangements have beenmade.Cadet-Major Lineback has stated that the or¬chestra to be selected for this year will be ‘‘noth¬ing less than Wayne King.” He also mentionedFred Waring, Ozzie Nelson, and Glen Gray aspossibilities under consideration. If CrossedCannon can come through with an orchestra ofthis caliber and can give indications that it defin-I itely is going to treat the campus to a bang-up af¬fair, we give it our hearty endorsement.But we are not interested in supporting feebleattempts to maintain old traditions merely for thesake of tradition. And the sponsors of the Ballmust realize that the campus will not cooperateunless they prove that the event merits enthus¬iastic support.—H. M. R. Letters tothe EditorThe Travelling BazaarBy SAM HAIRMILITARY BALL?Once more the campus is about to be treatedto the spectacle of the annual Military ball, herald¬ed as one of the three outstanding social eventsof the year.It was not so long ago when the Military ballwas truly a glamorous event. Orchestras asnationally prominent as Paul Whiteman, GuyLombardo, Ted Fio-Rito, Wayne King, and PaulSpecht were secured for the occasion. But canwe allow the affair to live on its past reputationalone? Have we not a right to demand thatCrossed Cannon, sponsors of the ball, present afirst class all-University ball this year?Last year the Military ball was admittedly afailure, from the entertainment angle as well asfrom the financial angle. A local radio singerwas engaged to wave a stick in front of a mis- |cellaneous group of musicians and Crossed Can¬non advertised the aggregation as a “coming or¬chestra which conforms to the traditions of highstandards adhered to in the selection of Militaryball orchestras. ’ No less a person than Cadet-Major Lineback, a member of Crossed Cannon,publicly admitted the failure of last year’s ball 'in an interview published in The Daily Maroonof November 20 last.Indications seem to point to a reoccurrence oflast year’s fiasco again this year. In the firstplace, the boys who promote the affair have dilly- ^dallyed around for so long that it became neces¬sary to schedule the ball for May 24—a datewhich falls in the heart of the examination periodand the night before the college English compre¬hensive.The excuse given by the sponsors is that theball was scheduled for this late date in order notto conflict with the Fandango. The only diffi¬culty with this explanation is the fact that, the NEAR CALAMITYIgnorance may be bliss, but we feel it incum¬bent upon us to inform those who are inclinedto take too much for granted that it is onlythrough the grace of Heaven that the Phoenixcame out yesterday. Some people are always get¬ting into difficult situations and the staff of thePhoenix especially, but usually after, not before,the magazine is out.Anyway, we are told that Adele Sandman anda couple of others were with Don Morris takingthe copy over to the printer, in somebody else’scar. They were coming by the Palm Grove whenstraight out of the blue came an automobile witha woman at the wheel, driving as women do andas only women can, and bashed square into them,turning over the car. It turned out, of course,that no one was injured, the staff of the Phoenixis immune, but the woman driving the other carjumped out and stormed over with murder in hereye. “I’ll sue you!’’ said she. “Sue who?’’ saidSandman, a foot on the steering wheel, her headout the window, and another foot in someone’sface, “look at our fender.”♦ * *FEDERAL EMERGENCY RELIEFThere are many ways of making money. Thereare telegraph-linesmen, truck-drivers, newspaper-reporters, and Harper-library-lavatory-paper-towel-counters.One of the last named is a sophomore and aPhi Gamma Delta. He sits in a chair for fourhours every afternoon except Saturday and Sun¬day, with a piece of paper and a pencil. Whenyou come in and wash your hands he writesdown the number of pieces of paper towelling youuse. These are sent in at the end of every weekto the permanent archives of the Federal Emer¬gency Relief Administration in Washington, D.C., there to be consulted by trained experts andused in some kind of statistical report.Those you use to wipe your face don’t count.* ♦ ♦ECCENTRIC PASSIONNels Fuqua tells this one on Lady PatrickCampbell, the English actress. Lady Campbell hastwo pets, one a dog, the other a goat. The goat’sname is Moonbeam, and goes everywhere with hismistress. Once when a determined head waiter atan ultra-ultra restaurant in New York denied ad¬mission to Moonbeam, Lady Campbell drew her¬self up and squashed him with an indignant:“Moonbeam has been presented at BuckinghamPalace!”Moonbeam’s predecessor was a dog namedPinky Panky Poo, an equally inseparable com¬panion. A short time after Pinky Panky Poo hadbeen gathered unto his fathers, a friend approach¬ed Lady Campbell and remarked something abouthis absence. To which Lady Campbell summonedall her scorn and replied, “Didn’t you know?Pinky Panky Poo is sitting on God’s knee!” SUPPORTS MAROONSTATEMENT' April 10, 1935.Congratulations on your latest an¬nouncement of policy! The platformwhich you offer in the statementsnow' being circulated for the approv¬al of the student body should beheartily endorsed by ninety-five per¬cent of the students. It certainly istime for the University to show thatit is neither pale pink nor violentlyred, white and blue. Perhaps now,having tasted the extremes, we canproceed on the basis of intelligentand practical action in the attain¬ment of what we want out of politicsand diplomacy.The NSL misses the boat by fail¬ing to consider any features of thedemocratic form of governmentworthy of prais«. The PPA missedthe boat by failing to consider anyfeatures of the democratic form ofgovernment worthy of change. We ;who can accept neither Marx nor;Hearst as our gods have found our- jselves without a voice. But now' aMoses has come to lead us out ofthe wilderness and we find ourselveswith a purpose.Let us by no means become auto¬cratic. Let us have our left wing andour right w'ing. Let us remain opento conviction that someone else may ibe as right as w'e are. Ivct us remain ,true to those ideak which are an in¬tegral part of true Americanism.There are those who will scoff atmy use of the term, “Americanism,” ;and associate me with Hearstian !jingoism. I should, therefore, explainwhat I mean. Americanism, to me ;is related to the policies of such aman as that great internationalist. Woodrow Wilson. The true Ameri¬can is one who, through working to¬ward the progress of his owti coun-tiy, aids international progress. Heis satisfied that America is on theright track, although he knows thatall is not well at home. He takesHearst and Father Coughlin withseveral pounds of salt, but realizesthat both of these gentlemen are un¬desirable by-products of democracyand not necessarily a part of the sys¬tem.Let us, therefore, support the Ma¬roon in its latest efforts, for it isonly through such methods that wecan achieve a working ba.sis forprogress.Lawrence Goodnow.Today on theQuadrangles Richard McKeon. Social Science 122at 3:30.“The Origin and Development ofInternational Relations.” BronislawMalinowski, professor of Anthrop¬ology of London university. SocialScience 122 at 4:30.“Effects of the N. R. A. on. thoCourse of Recovery.” ProfessorTheodore Yntema. Haskell 202 at4:30.MeetingsPhi Delta Upsilon. Alumni roomof Ida Noyes hall at 12.Dames. South reception room ofIda Noyes hall at 2.Jewish Student foundation. Dr.Mj’er Waxman. Ida Noyes theaterat 3:30.Eta Sigma Phi. Classics commonsroom at 4.MiscellaneousPhi Delta Upsilon tea. Y. W, C. A.room of Ida Noyes hall at 3:30.Graduate Political Science dinner.Y. W. C. A. room of Ida Noye.4 hallat 6:30.CLASSIFIED ADSMusic and Religion"You and 1.” F^dward Ouelette.Joseph Bond chapel at 12.Lectures $50 Linguaphone Course in Rus-“Political Concept in a Changing sian offered for $30. 15 records. Hor-World : Sovereignty.” Professor ton Jones. Sunnyside 9278.THEATRE858 E. £SrdDREXELTHURSDAY‘ ENTER MADAME *ELISSA LANDI - CARY GRANTMats. Daily 15c till 6:30• LEARN TO DANCE CORRECTLY •TAKE A FEW PRIVATE LESSONSTERESA DOLANDANCE STUDIO1545 E. 63rd St. — Near Stony IslandHOURS 10 A.M. to 11 P.M.• TELEPHONE HYDE PARK 3080 • iji1->)1COTYFACE POWDERFOR A LIMITED TIMEatREADER’SCampus Drug Store1001 E. 61st Fairfax 4860 \T says TokyoTranslating the svmbol.s the Tokyotelephone operator savs,‘"The conncetiouis made — go ahead, plea.se.*' .Meaningthat now you can talk to Japan from anytelephone in the Bell System.Interestingly, Japanese was the firstforeign language ever transmitted hy tele¬phone—when in the winter of 1876-77three Japanese students at Harvardvi.sited Alexander Graham Bell in Boston.These men have lived to see the daywhen they can talk with Boston fromtheir homeland!Seeking to put the whole world on .surlieasy speaking terms. Bell System serv icenow enables you to reach more than 93%of the world’s 33,000,000 telephones.Why not drop in ot hometonight — by telephone r*For o lot of pleasure otbargain rotes, coll bynumber offer 8.30 P. M.BELL TELEPHONESYSTEMSMOKE OLD COLDS SMOKE OLD COLDS SMOKE OLD COLDSDEPOSIT your OLD GOLDWrappers in the Convenient Ballot Boxes BEFORE MONDAY, April 15,so they can be counted in the first returns which will appear inTuesday’s Maroon. Fraternities, Clubs, and Independents can wina beautiful ping-pong table and other valuable prizes in this great contest.—ENTER NOW!—THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL II, 1935 Page ThreeDAILY MAROON SPORTSmaroon squad tiesELMHURST NETMENIN SIX-MAN MATCH Phi Sigs, Zeta Betes, Psi U’s,Phi Psi’s, Betas Win I-M TiltsThe Klmhurst tenni.s team .suc¬ceeded in bieakinpr even with theMaroon .seconds in a six-man matchvesterda.v afternoon on the varsityflirts. Hard fouprht lhrou>rhout, the♦ vent ended in a tie as Mertz andPasmore, playinj!: No. 1 doubles forChicaAro. dropped their match toUoecker and Sibley of Klmhurst.In the No. 1 sinjrles match Hoeck-er downed Mike Duhl of Chicaprot)-.T. 10-S. Duhl was rather nervousami erratic in the fii-st set, but calm¬ed down eventually to prive Hoeckera real battle. Hamburger, however,overcame a handicap of one set andcame th rough to win from Sibley inthe next two sets. The final scoreof the match was 0-6, 6-3, 9-7.Bob Haythorne won from Risen ofKlmhurst in another hotly contestedmatch by a score of 6-,3, 6-4. Bothwere playing a fairly high grade oftennis, but Haythorne outdrove hissmaller opponent. On the other courtSmith was endeavoring to overcomehis opponent’s lead of one set butfailed as Han.sen of Elmhurst won6-;{. S-6.The doubles matches were finishedin the fieldhou.se as it had grown toodark hy the time they were to beplayed. Here, Hoecker and Sibleydowned Mertz and Pasmore in thehardest fought match of the after¬noon. ending with a .score of H-6.6-3. Duhl an<l Hamburger vanquish¬ed .Smith and Ei.ser 6-1, to in¬sure a tie for Chicago.The next match will be Wednes-da\ when the second team meets theWestern .State Teachers here. SCHEDULE3:15- Mag-Today-IndependentsglersRinkeydinks vs. Hitch¬cock4:15—C. T. 5. vs. Disciples4:15 Chiselers vs. BarristersTomorrow4:15—Chiselers vs. BarristersIntramural baseball continued■ yesteiday in spite of the freezingI weather. P]xce))t for the 8-7 win of' the Phi P.sLs ovw the Phi B. I)s, thegames were for the most part wide! open. Other victors were the PhiI Sigs, the Zeta Betes, the Psi Us, and; the Beta Theta Pis.The Phi Sigs made short work ofthe Kappa Sigma players when theybatted out an 8-0 lead in the sec-, ond inning, built it up to 17-0 in thethird, and won 21-1 when the gamewas called in the fourth. Roesingwas the winning pitcher, holding hisopponents to but three hits. Zack-arius was the heavy hitter, witha homer, a double, and a pair ofsingles to his credit. Bodfish tallieda double for the lo.sers but couldnot score.Zeta Betes Win EasilyWith an imposing lead of 11-3 inthe bird inning, the careful and welltrained nine from the Zeta BetaTau house coasted in to win easilyover the Phi Kappa Sigs by a scoreof ir)-l(). Livingston pitched a wildgame toward the end. allowing thePhi Kappa .Sigs .seven l uns on walks.Kutner for the Zeta Bets l)angedArrow Shortswon 7 gro w shorterrii<* law of Aliiiiiiiisliiiig returns holds no terror forArrow Sanfarized-Shntnk Shorts, 'Fhcy cannotshrink no inalti'r how often the garment is washed..Sanforizing, the only process of its kiinl, guar-antA'os perniunent lit forever.Don't resign yourself to underwear that continu¬ally ere«“ps up o!i you, cuts you in two, and gen-A'lally ruins your ilisposilion. Arrow' Shorts giveyou comfort where you really need it—they arefull cut with ample leg room—that be<levilingcenter seam has been replaced with a saddle seat—the garment is tailored throughout with youreomfort in mind. See your Arrow dealer today.Arrow Shorts65c up Arrow Undershirts50c upS.i^FORIZED SHRUNKCLL'ETT, PEABODY & CO., INC., TROY, N. Y. over a homer in the second withbases loaded, while Patterson pulledin the only hit for the losers.The Beta Theta Pi boys werenever sure of victory over the D.U’s until the la.st inning whenBrowning pushed out a double toscoi-e two men. Though Bridges al¬lowed them some fifteen hits, theU. U’s didn’t seem to get startedand ended up on the short end of a9-4 score. Maynard rang up half theruns for the lo.sers when he scoredfrom a double in the fifth, and madethe rounds on a homer in the last.With Stapleton pitching a steady,fast game for them, the Psi U’s w'onas they pleased 8-0 over the PhiUammas. .Allowed only two hits inthe seven inning game the Phi Gam¬mas had little chance against theslugging of Johns and Bell. In spiteof their numei ous errors, the Psi U’slook good for many more such vic¬tories.Win Close GameThe closest game of the afternoon,and probably the best, saw the PhiPsis eke out a 9-7 win over the PhiBeta Delta’s 11. The competitionwas good and errorless, and only inthe last inning were the Phi Psisvictors when Hilbrant put downthree men in order from the trail¬ing Phi B. Ds. Yedor got three pow'-erful hits for the losers, with Smithand Connor dividing two homers forthe winners.Today’s intramural baseball gamesfeature the fir.st tilts in the indepen¬dent competition with the Rinkey¬dinks vs. the Hitchcocks, the Inde¬pendents vs. the Magglers, and theC. T. S. boys vs. the Disciples. HALL SQUAD TAKESPRACTICE GAME DVERWDDDLAWN TIGERSW.A.A. LUNCHEONTODAY IN IDA NOYESThe first luncheon of the quarterwill be given by the Women’s Athlet¬ic Association today in the .sun-par¬lor of Ida Noyes hall at noon.Tickets are on sale for 25 centsand can be purchased from membersof the W. A. A. The new W. A. A.officers will preside. They are RuthEddy, president, Margaret Guetsch,vice president, Irene Buckley, sec¬retary, and Patricia Weeks, treasur-,er.Any University woman interestedmay attend.talking shopbyjane and beller ARROW HEADQUARTERSforCHICAGO MENI NitiiirCl.yTfoii aSows*'*4 )ark«nn—CHICAGOeVANSTON OAK PARK J “For.saking All Others”—and whynot when you can get such grandfood at the GREEN SHUTTER TEAROOM, 5650 Kenwood. After you’veI had one of those individual fudgeI cakes with lots of gooey c'nocolateI frosting or some of that deliciousstrawberi'y pie or maple-nut icecream you’ll know why the GreenShutter is so popular.J(c AfK Hi 4c1(“F’ower”—one of those new cel-enese shirt waist.style di'esses fromthe MIDWAYFROCK SHOPPEwill certainly give“it” to you on thetennis court. Thosetwo-tone check ef¬fects plus stunningbig button.s, roomypockets, and unique ties are reallyknock-out—but the price isn’t,they’re only $7.95. .Address: 1514 E.59th St.♦ ♦ >ii * *If you want some one to say“Here Is My Heart” Saturday niteyou better stop in at the BEAUTYSHOP in the basement of IDANOYES. It’s only 2 blocks from thequadrangles and they do excellentwork. Call Dor, 7250 for an appoint¬ment between 8:30 and 5.* * ♦ ♦ *You won’t have to be a “GOLD-DIGGER of 1935” to get .your boy¬friend to take you to KRISE’S ICECREAxM SHOP for lunch. In facthe’ll appreciate your suggestion af¬ter trying those grand siteak sand¬wiches with tomato and lettucesalad and a steaming cup of coffeefor only 35 cents. This weekKRISE’S is specializing in freshstravLberry ice cream. We suggest adouble strawberry sundae to top aperfect lunch. Easter bunnies madefrom rich, pure chocolate Hr<» n finetreat for the coming holiday. In preparation for the opening ofthe baseball season tomoiTow atLake Forest, Coach Kyle Andersonyesterday put his team through abatting-piactice game against theWoodlawn Tigers. Practically thewhole squad saw action in the game,which the Maroons won, 7 to 3.The game ye.sterday was designedto show up some of the abilities ofthe team in competition. Severalw'eak points became evident duringthe afternoon, chief of which seem¬ed to be the psychological one in¬volved in the lack of constant con¬centration on the game.This problem will probably solveitself when the team gets more thor¬oughly into the swing of the season.If, however, the difficulty is notovercome, it will probably be a con¬siderable handicap to the success ofthe sea.'^on.The Lake Forest game tomorrow,and the game at Naperville on Sat¬urday with North Central collegeshould be interesting. Both teamsare reputed to be good, and CoachAnderson expects them to put up astiff fight.Shaughnessy AwardsScholarship Trophyto Freshman GridmenBelieving that good scholarship isan essential attribute to an athlete.Coach Clark D. Shaughne.ssy donat¬ed a plaque known as The Coach’sTrophy last year. Each year the}name of the freshman football play- ;er achieving the highest rank in ischolarship in his courses is inscrib¬ed on the plaque.Besides the inscription, a goldmedal is given to the winner of the itrophy. Last year the honor was ac¬corded to Bill Runyan, sophomorequarterback. This year CoachShaughnessy" hopes that the trophywill serve as an inducement to themembers of the yearling footballsquad to study hard and achievegood grades. TODAY AT READER’S — 61st and Olis Ave.SPECIALS AT OUR FOUNTAINChicken Chow Mein with Hot Rolls, Noodles, andFrench Fried Potatoes—30cFRESH STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKEWITH ICE CREAM—15cTHE JANE S. ADAMSON SHOP1007 Elast 61st St.Dor. 3737A FULL LINE OF WASH DRESSES HAVE ARRIVED!!SEERSUCKERS GINGHAMSLINENS PIQUESVOILES DIMITIESNOVELTY WEAVESPrices range from $1.95 and up!!Come in and make your selections early!!Ladies’ Fancy Dresses Carefully Dry CleanedbyMAX BROOKTAILOR & CLEANER1013 E. 61st—Work Called for & Delivered—Mid. 7447NICK’S OLD ENGLISH SHOE REPAIRSHOPSpecial Attention to StudentsCall and Delivery Free H. P. 51191016 E. 61st St.It’s real economy to patronizetheCOMMUNITY LAUNDRIESALL SERVICESH. P. 2750 1015 E. 61st St.DICKASON’S WATCHHOSPITAL(over 50 years experience)Repairing of Watches, Clocks,Jewelry1019 E. 61st St. FOR ONLY 10 DAYSHot Olive Oil Shampoo—50cSAM MALLAT’SBARBER SHOPwipe ViC. ^ ♦♦♦t ii&ii. c\(rCK CL ^ C^0 * 44SOMETHING like orchestral playing isthis running of ships across the ocean—aspecial aptitude for ensemble work required ofall members . .. You find it on German Ships:Every steward, seaman, officer born to a part,trained by years in working in unison. Shipsand equipment as fine as can be made, kept inperfect order. And a tradition that has itsband on every shoulder, day and night.Fastest Way to France, England, Germany—Bremen • EuropeThe de luxe Columbus leaves June 29 — theSpecial Student Sailing—for Ireland. Eng¬land. France. Germany, and every WednesdayMidnight a sailing of the ‘‘Famous Four”neio yorh . . Dcutschlonbfjomburg . . Albert BollinCabin Liners 5t. Couis . . Berlin . . Stuttgartto Ireland. England. France, Germany. What the Governor means isthat crossing on a GermanLiner gives an opportunity forfirst-hand observation onwhat he terms ''combin¬ing the Science of Navigationwith the Art of Fine Living.Assistance and Advice to Students going abroad fortravel or study. Write Educational Service Depart¬ment, in any of our offices.Jllu5tcQteb Citerutuce on nil Ships, all Classes. IJour Local Tcaoel Agent, ot% (jomburg-IImerUan fine * north Gotmon CloyO 4130 West Randolph Street, ChicagoPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 19354— — I ,MOKEFELTMAN & CURMEWhen two is company I don’t make a crowdSm-uoijin,Never a hitter, undeveloped topleaf in me. Never a grimy, toughbottom leaf. I use only the fra¬grant, mellow, expensive center leaves. . . the leaves that give youthe mildest, best-tasting smoke.I do not irritate your throat. Nowonder I’m your best friend.LUCKIES USE ONLY THE CENTER LEAVES ... CENTER LEAVES GIVE YOU T RmI thots —mad* tight. Th*y willgiva parfact fit—solid comlort, longwaar. Choioast matarials ara usad inthair manufactura. Guarantaad to fitand waar to your antira satisfaction.SMART SOCKS, — 3 Rnirs, tScLOOP STORES134‘North State Street 39 W. Van Buren AvenueSTORES NEAREST CAMPUS922 Blast 63rd Street 6707 Stony Island Avenue6359 HaUted Street 7857 Halsted StreetFOR EASTER& CURME'SWSShoe^SmMt*485Politics,Parties, andPlatforms : 2.(Continued from page 1)and credit of this country andfarther enslave tlie American peo¬ple. It permits the pajment of International debts. It authorizesthe establishment of Postal Sav¬ings Banks in each postoffice toaccept deposits and permit check¬ing accounts without limitingamounts. It guarantees to thefarmer the cost of productionplus a reasonable profit as a re¬turn upon his investment.Unemployment, Veterans Bonus,r>ebtors and other Relief.It would adopt measures to per¬mit the employrnent of every able-bodied citizen in the UnitedStates, thus affording an oppor-BEAUTY SCANDALon the College CampusHOW SHOCKING! — One out of five girls walked offr^impus with a complexion guite below average this after¬noon. That girl will do well to follow her companions and useHelena Rubinstein’sPASTEURIZED FACE CREAMA single cream with a manifold beauty purpose! Besidescleansing, it purifies the skin. Besides protecting, it moldsnew beauty in texture and contour. A marvelous powderbase, too. Whatever other beautifiers you use, HelenaRubinstein says Pasteurized Face Cream is essential to properdaily beauty care. You'll believe her when you see thewonderful results of this unique preparation! 1.00, 2.00.For dry skin, use PASTEURIZED FACE CREAM SPECIAL. 1.00, 2.50A Great Store in a Great CityTHE FAIRSTATE, ADAMS and DEARBORN STREET.^Oak f'tj.'iL—Lake .31 *‘aiicii 5i Mil ATuk-DO A vi o: W • j I tunity for the collegiate youth toj secure employment upon the/ American standard and our aimI is to develop projects of publicj works, and local improvementsj that would permit every familyj to earn at least ^5,000 per yearI and provide a home of at least$10,000 in value, which would bej free from all taxation,I 3. Public and Private Ownership.[ We propose measures to accom-I plish the following:1. Government Ossmership of jrailroads and O’ther means of 1transportation, telegraph, tele¬phone, cable lines and radiofacilities.2. Other public utilities, includ¬ing power, light, heat and w’a- jter to be owned by local or js‘ate authorities or where ncc- 'essary by the Federal Govern- jment. !. Labor.Public W’orks and a six-hour day iand a minimum wage of $2.50 jper hour, and a five-day week, to |be paid in full legal tender cur¬rency issued by Congress. Re¬duce working hours, establish areduced number of working hoursper day in private industry inorder to reduce unemployment.Abolish exploitation of convictlabor. Stop yellow-dog contractsby making them unenforcible inFederal and State Courts. Pro¬ hibit by law injunctions in labordisputes.5. Taxation.Abolish all taxation except on un¬earned incomes in excess of tenthousand dollars per year. Imposean excess profit tax on all busi¬ness profits on monopolistic en¬terprises.6. Amendments to Constitution.Amend the Constitution of theUnited States.1. Decide presidential electionsby popular vote.2. Abolish all district federaljudges and deny the SupremeCourt power to declare acts ofCongress unconstitutional andtake away from the Presidentof the United States the pow¬er to veto measures passed byCongress,3. Provide an initiative and refer¬endum and recall on any sub¬jectThe above program .should appealto the college youth of America be¬cause they are .students of politicaleconomy.Woodlawn Cafeteria1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn way.”WHERE ALL OLD FRIENDS MEETUniversity Pharmacy57th St.—(Bet. Kenwood and Kimbark)GOOD WHOLESOME FOOD ATREASONABLE PRICESDrugs > Cosmetics • Smokers SupinesAs An Added Attraction Thurs., April 11th Will Be Old Cold DayFountain Customers Holding Checks Ending in 5Receives 1 Pkg. (201 Old Colds FREESECTIONNational Collegiate News in Picture and Paragraph**O. •; TRADEMARK SERIAL NUMBER 3134tiCLEARING THE BARace hurdler -Mikr Ldvden isKdinpion nigK andlow hurdler dt NoireDame UniversityBAFFLED » Chief Charles Apted, of the Har¬vard University police, is still searching for theculprits who stole the Memorial Bell’s clapper.WIDE WORLDVICE-PRESIDENT » Phyllis Norton holds secondhighest office in the Associated Students of theUniversity of Southern California (Los Angeles).L )UETTED against the darkening sky, two University of Washington (Seattle) women cyclists pause forefore continuing their ride. ewing galloway photoUP AND OVER » George Pierson limbers up for the'Olympics of the middlewest, " the Drake Relays, to beheld at Drake University (Des Moines, la.) April 26. ASSOCIATIONHEAD . Vir¬ginia Cox, of Vir¬ginia State Teach¬ers College (Har-risonburg), ispresident of theVirginia Intercol¬legiate Press As¬sociation. .LET’S DANCE And 1,000 students did at thithree balls which constituted the Senior Prom aLehigh University (Bethlehem, Pa.).PRESIDENT-ELECT » Dr Herbert L Spencer (CarnegieInstitute of Technology 21 and Delta Tau Delta) is the new^'ead of the Pennsylvania College for Women.PRAQICE COURT .DePaul University (Chi¬cago, Illinois) studentlawyers try a murdercase—and the defen¬dant” was declared notguilty by the |ury.ENERGY! An editor givesIIS cxpcrience:’'Wheo I’m work-at top speed, the most enjoy-ible way of easing the strain thatknow IS smoking Camels,” saysi^av Baker. "Camels bring back-ny pep,’ and I can tackle the nextstory with renewed energy! ”Sr “Is THIS FACTIMPORTANT TO You?: “CAMELS ARE MADE FROM FINER, MOREEXPENSIVE TOBACCOS TURKISH ANDDOMESTIC THAN ANY OTHER POPULARBRAND.”(SIGNED) R.J.REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANYWINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINAFLAVOR! "Camels have ataste—rich and pleasing,”'avs Merman J. Lamkin, linotypeojHtator. "Camels are mild butnot Hat. I've smoked them formany years. I can smoke assteadily as 1 want to, and Camelsdon’t ever affect my nerves." VALUE! "Camels are made from costlier tobaccos.They’re the real 'extra value’ cigarette,” says E. E. C.Pickwoad, ace news - photographer, who often uses fastairplanes to get "front page pictures" for a great NewYork newspaper. ’’ I’m loyal to Camels," Pickwoadcontinues. "They taste so much richer and smoother— never frazzle your nerves. I have smoked Camelsfor years and I, too, would 'walk a mile for a Camel.”'SO MILD! Miss MargaretNichols, expert woman report¬er, says: "Camels have a mildflavor—delicate and pleasing—entirely different from any othercigarette. Camels taste better!” HEALTHY NERVES!Pat Robinson, sports writer,says: "I’ve been smoking Camelsever since they were put on themarket—at least two packs a day.They never upset my nerves.”THE GRUNTEft'Sqri^ for dt4r old airrDi Rito (on top) and Sfskill for Penn State aLeftTHE PRESIDENTIAL SMILE IS giv¬en the University ofPuerto Rico debatersupon their visit tothe White House’KEYSTONE PHOTOBEST HORSEWOMAN • Betsy JaATHLETE-PRESIDENT—BEAUTY » KathrynStuart Conner heads the junior class at NorthamptonCollege of the University of Richmond (Va.). , was declared theoutstanding equestrienne at the Ohio State University (Columbus)Little International Livestock Exposition. keystone photoLeftGOOD NEWS isbrought to theNorthwestern Uni¬versity (Evanston,Illinois) campus bythese members of the' cast of the Waa-Mushow of the samename.^ PAUL STONE-RAYMOR PHOTOSKULL PRACTICE » Students and professors of the University ofMoscow (Russia) are doing extensive research on the developmentof the human head. sovfoto"ATHLETIC ACTIVmES" is the title of this CWA mural painted by an undergraduateartist for the student activities building at New Vork University (New yorlc City).Ml \(JLuitrcArthur T. hUNIVERSITY OF MIN^SEND yOURTRIES in this contePicture of the NXCollegiate DigestO. Box 472, MadWis. Five dolldpaid to the winn(each week’s conteEach year singing organizations representing institutions of the Pacific Southwestmeet to compete for men’s and women’s glee club championships in contests spon¬sored by the Pacific Southwest Glee Club Association. Approximately 400 students gather each year at one of the institutions entered to sing their way to hiqh hoitheir alma mater. Santa Barbara State College played host to the choral grouyear.rred beidleman, ban Uiego btateCollege professor, is president ofthe Association.■ft' 11 p ^hLiIHf5it ^, Ml w '"' ■■ _MI MBVUP AOfBTON^ AN tmmmstm 8om> ^VERSUS 1111 OEriNOANr Ai/SURETY- —AH—'fi—»r7ir#»fynfM. lAXV R i R»\»»oIA»i T«»h*r/-<vC«ii*fMiny. N. rGENTL€MEN OF TFIE JURY !DECIDED INf^\/OR OF mma ALKRT ~ ANDI CALI THAT GOOD JUDGEMENT—“VP-A. IS ALWAYS MILD ANDMELLOW “* m-m-m-m-mA Sand there are twoIN EVERY TIN ITS U>NG\ ( TASTES 1burning] Imeuower PACKEDRIGHT--sINTIN![PRINa AIKWS_IS MIU>« TWO OZ,IN EVERY"-^TIN Ij[AMERICA'S][favorite fj IT'S THE 1NATIONALJfiY smoke] IT TASTES]SO COOL! NOWNTHEWORLD^OVE^ OOESHTl ^QUALITY]SITE THE 1 TOBACCO!-^NGUiJ IfV'S—/HIGH STEPPER • Pio Gogsistruts his stufi as drum major of theVillanova College (Pa.) studentband.AboveTHEY BANNED "HELLWEEK" from the Universityof Iowa (Iowa City) campusin answer to protests fromirate mothers of initiates—itsthe Hawkeye InterfraternityCouncil.RightPOLITICAL CHIEFTAIN .Will Fairbanks, business man¬ager of the University ofFlorida - (Gainesville) Alli¬gator, undergraduate news¬paper, is the leader of campuspolitics as well as being anable journalist.SCIENTIST-COUNT AllredKarzybski Fcen(er) is wel¬comed by Pres. Robert Mc¬Connell (right) to the Wash¬ington State College (Ellens-burg) campus for the firstsemantics congress.STRiaLY MALE » Thisfountain serves 1,500 people,yet has never served a woman.Reason: it is in the center ofthe Virginia Polytechnic In¬stitute (Blacksburg) quad¬rangle.iGEMENT AFriRHEDFrom Campus to CameraSTARS tNItKIAIN 51AK » Robert McRee and UK tneyCcof the current Hdrvard Dramatic Club production, Sr; dh Smtake a few tips from Margo, leading lady of Rumbd ^F. MILLER PHOTOVERNON WSHERE,Pi ddelpAthletics Pitcnwill retui todiana ^rBloomingi ) ffall to ent. ^'5 *ior year ''1^'Theta ChiIn 1920, Frederick McIntyre a shtn,but very "big'man'on'thc'camfyus” AlphaDelt came out on the steps of hts fraternityhouse, where the Alpha Delta Phis still dwellat the University of Wisconsin, to pose for theyearbooR. How he is Fredric March whoseface has been flashed on motion picture screens" throughout the world.TREDDY BICKEL came to the Badger campusI in 1916 from Racine, an earnest, seriousyouth who wanted to train himself to be anorator and a credit to his father’s bank backhome. He won the freshman declamation prize;then Alpha Delta Phi, taming his cowlick, toldhim to be happy-go-lucky and‘try acting. This,with his face and orator s voice, he found nohard job; he was soon the-best of the thespiansin the Edwin Booth Dramatic club.Chuck Carpenter, football captain and AlphaDelt, could play the piano. Freddy teamed withChuck in campus vaudeville in an act calledTwo Gloom Fielders. They bottled gloom forthree years, even though Freddy sang Dardenellastraight and has never been asked to sing on thescreen since he became Fredric March.CARPENTER was football captain, so Freddybecame manager of the varsity and wenton trips free. He earned them by amusing theboys at the piano in hotel lobbies on the eves ofbig games.Aided by Gamma Phi Beta sorority, whereBickel got his Prom dates, he was elected presi¬dent of the senior class in 1920. It is said hekissed 35 votes at the sorority house after hisvictory, whereupon his opponent told The Deii/ Fredric March won the Motion PictureAcademy Award in 1932 for his versatile"Dr. Je^yll and Mr, Hyde." Last year, in anewspaper poll, Japanese tnaideni chose himtheir favorite American actor. His next roleIS that of Jean Valjean in Twentieth Century'sfilm version of Hugo s classic "Les Miserables,a book, too tfucl( for Freddy to read in college.Cardinal that he (the opponent) was glad hecould roll hrs own cigarettes.Though he was no Phi Bete, the school ofcommerce gave Freddy a scholarship to studyfinance at the National City Bank in New YorkThere was a change in bank management, and anactor at heart was lost to banking Fancying thecity, he got Howard Chandler Christy to painthis profile for collar ads. Then he took hismother’s maiden name, March, and pestered hisway into a small part in a Broadway showIN Los Angeles March’s Barrymore m TheRoyal Family won him a Paramount contract.His first picture was The Dummy, starring RuthChatterton. On his climb upward he playedtwice opposite Clara Bow, once as a collegeprofessor, once as a tough sailor. His prof wasthe first genuine professor on the screen, and hissailor was tough Divorced from his first wife,he IS married to Florence Eldndge, actress, whohas a part in Les Miserables.He wrote his Madison schoolmates last Home¬coming that he was sorry he couldn’t get to townA very annoying studio production schedulekept him in Hollywood making screen love toAnna Sten!Very, very annoying indeed!DID YOUR CAMPUS produce a personality who is now prominent in the radio, motion pKture. staijc. art. husim’s-.or political world' If you want to see that personality the subject of a "SpotliKhtcr" thumbnail sketch, write Tin-S|X)tliKhtcr. Collegiate Digest. P. O. Box 471. Madison. Wis. One dollar will be paid for each acceptable pKturc suh-mittCil. in addition to one tiollar for acceptable authentic anecdotes about the famed of today.• Charles Steinmetz atUnion College(Schenectady, N. Y )where he taught for20 years.