MIRRORTonifl^t in Mandel Hall wbe Hatlp iMaroon to ^RORig, ^Toi^ Mandel Hall<>Vol. 35. No. 75. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, MARCH I, 1935 Tree CentsMIRROR SHOW PREMIERE T0NI(^Present Annual Revue in Mandel Hall;O’Hara, Ochsner Direct ProductionVOTE TO CALLSTRIKE AGAINSTWAR A^RIL 12Delegates Spend MuchTime Attempting toUnseat Dexter DIRECTORSBr JULIAN KISERDefinitely committed to a policyof student action ajrainst war, the'delegates at the final session of the |anti-war conference in Harper Millast nifrht voted to call an all-cam-1pus strike against war April 12 as a ■part of the international student Istrike to be held all over the worldon the peace question.The resolution embodied action infavor of abolition of the R. O. T. C.as a part of the strike issue. Theexecutive committee of the confer¬ence will appoint an action commit¬tee. composed of deleffates fromeach caapas or^nization participat-injr in the conference and also repre-sentinpr independent student.s, to or-canize the strike and secure full stu¬dent and faculty support.Memorial Day ActionIn other resolutions of action, the jconference called for all-campusparticipation in a preneral student jand youth demonstration ajrainst:war May 30, in order to counteract Ithe “usually militaristic and na-1tionalistJic” character of Memorialday celebrations. Support of an all-outh side conference against warand Fascism to be held April 5 ^and 6 was also resolved by the con- jforence.Much of the time of the meeting jwas spent jn an attempt on the |part of certain delegates at the con- jference to unseat Lewis Dexter,delegate from the Debate union.Dexter consistently charged thatany purpose on the part of the con¬ference to establish a united frontamong campus groups in oppositionto all kinds of war would be unsuc¬cessful due to the presence of Com¬munist and militant Socialist ele-ments in the conference. The ques- 'tion of Dexter’s eligibility as a dele-irate wa.s referred to the credentialscommittee which held that his cre¬dentials were invalid.Near-Riot at EndThe conference al.so overwhelm¬ingly adopted a recommendation ofthe rx'solutions committee to official¬ly condemn the policies of the Hearstnewspapers and their reporters oncampus. The resolution charged theHearst papers with printing falsereports concerning the nature of theconference and pursuing a definitepolicy of promoting a war spirit inthe country.Although committed to the policyof presenting a united front againstall war, the conference broke up ina near-riot when the Sigma Chi fra¬ternity and Public Policy as.sociationdelegates announced their with¬drawal from the conference, charg¬ing misrepresentation of the organ¬ization of the conference as demo¬cratic. REHEARSAL PREDICTSREST PRODUCTION INLAST FOUR YEARSFrank Hurburt O’Hara, above, forten years director and manager ofthe Mirror show, together with Ber¬ta Ochsner, presents tonight the firstof a new series of productions tocampus audiences. O’Hara, generaldirector, and Ochsner, ballet master, jhave worked together for four years. | Opening Number Is GreatestSensation Ever Presentedby Campus Croup« .By DAVID KUTNERA strange kind of orderly bed¬lam pervaded the stage of Mandelhall and closely surrounding terri¬tory for the majority of the timebetween 8 and 8:30 last night. MissBerta Ochsner was directing the Mir¬ror ballet in one corner of the stage,Peggy Moore was working with thetappers in another, Virginia Carrcould be seen puttering about thedrops. Professor O’Hara was in fiveplaces at once, and ‘Doc’ Young-meyer, oblivious to all else, wasmaking a variety of noises in theorchestra pit.Suddenly—silence! The tenth an¬nual Mirror show was about to holdits dress rehearsal. The disorderlyscene of a moment ago had mirac¬ulously changed and a lucky fewsaw at least the best production ofthe group of the last four years.Opening Number Is SensationThe opening number, entrance towhich, we are told, is barred to late¬comers, is as sen.sational as has beenproduced by a campus company..After the lead of a recent Black-friar show, Mirror then “passes inreview.’’Follows a succession of .skits—clever, witty, satirical, beautiful.The tappers go through some swiftand good steps to the tune of NormPanama’s and Herm Stein’s “CutestIdttle Girl” number. Incidentally,the boys’ other song, “Nature’sQuite the Thing,” is probably thehit song of the show.The witty and satirical “Cottage”ballet number, the rollicking “Va¬riations,” and the beautiful “Sea-Change” are particularly impressiveamong the dance routines.DEBATE TEAM LEAVES TODAY TOTAKE PART IN INTER-REGIONAL MEETGERTRUDE STEINOPENS SERIES OFLECTURES TODAYt/ftftiude Stein will deliver the;first of her .series of lectures this af-1ternon at 4 in the theater of Inter- ^national hou.se. A few admission jtickets for the talk may be still oh- jtained at the Information desk in:the Press building upon presentation jof a tuition receipt. ,Today’s talk will begin a discus- jsioa of narrative literature, taking |tip in part the differences in its de¬velopment in America and in Eng-laad, and considering the effects ofa country's spirit upon its writing.The first of a series of small con¬ference sections will also begin to-tlay for a discussion of specificproblems in the field of narrative.Tliomton Wilder will interview stu¬dents 8«eking admission to these Biy WELLS D.A.s iHomi.sing a deliate team asthis University has ever produced;left early this morning to take partin its first inter-regional debatetournament whch is being h(‘l(i todayand tomorrow at the University ofIowa at Iowa City.With a re-arranged squad and ;with the arguments revamped which jproved faulty in the Manchester Mid- |Western Invitational meet last week, ;Coach John Stoner ot the DebateUnion has high hopes of placingnear the top among the 50 schoolswhich will take part in the tourney.The subject which the Maroons willargue will be, “ResoK’ed, That allthe nations agree to prevent the in¬ternational .shipment of arms.”Strengthening the case of the af¬firmative. J. Barney Kleinschmidtwill debate affirmative instead ofnegative as has been his previousexperience. He and Irving I. Axel-rad have developed an argumentwhich should meet little opposition.Instead of advocating a munitionsembargo as a regular policy, theywill suggest it as a short term pol-CLASS TICKETSStudents in the College are urg¬ed to call for the class tickets re¬served for them for the Springquarter. These tickets may be ob-tftined at Cobb 210 today. ,BURNETTEicy to avoid the pre.sent war crises.While these wars are being stalledotf, according to their plan, some¬thing more satisfactory will havehad lime to be considered. The dif¬ficulty on affirmative cases beforehas been that an embaigo on armscau.ses more plants to be built, great¬er nationalism, and less defense forsmall nations after long-term oper¬ation.Meet ExtemporaneouslyContinuing in the fashion whichwon first place for the negative atManchester, George Messmer andWillard Hill will be prepared tomeet extemporaneously any affirma¬tive plan proposed. Able as thesetwo men are to argue against an in¬ternational federation of nations tocontrol arms or government owner¬ship as well as any other of thestock affirmative arguments, theyshould have little trouble to gothrough their schedule undefeated.Schools which will be matchedagainst the Maroons include Centralof Missouri, Marquette, WesternReserve, Nebraska Wesleyan, andthe University of Iowa. In lookingover the schedule and noting therecords of the teams. The Daily Ma¬roon picks Western Reserve andIowa as their stiffest competitors.Negative teams of the Universityand Iowa should take the honors,while the Maroon affirmative teamhas a sporting chance among thefirst five afKraatiTe entranta MIRROR BOARD C4 APPEAR REFOREFOOTLIGHTS IN FIRSTNIGHT PERFORMANCESara GwinPeggy Moore Evelyn Carr H. de WerthernBetty SaylerTrace History of Mirror Revueto Old W. A. A. Musical ShowBy JANET LEWYTen years ago, Portifolio, the an¬nual musical production by theWomen’s Athletic associationchanged its name to Mirror andmoved to Mandel hall under the di-ect sponsorship and supervision ofFrank Hurburt O’Hara. With the re¬flection of the University woman asits aim, it has undergone definitesteps toward modernization in thecourse of its brief exstence.The Cap and Gown of 1926explained the organization of theassociation—“After the dissolutionof Portfolio, one opportunity for ar¬tistic expression seemed lost to thewomen of the University. A meet¬ing of all who were interested indramatic activities for women wascalled. Such a desire and enthusiasmtowards organizing was evinced thata committee of five was selected todraw up a constitution and presentit to the board of student organiza¬tions for recognition. The new or¬ganization called itself Mirror.”Orginal PlanThe original plan was to presentannually li “fine and beautiful pro¬duction” which should represent andinterpret the spirit of the collegewoman. On March 5 and 6 the Mir-lor reflected the college girl asking“Where Are We Going?”The second annual productionpresented the college girl as she seeshei-self in the answer “Here WeAre.”The 1928 revue portrayed themodern girl off campus as she ap-jieared against the background ofChicago, in the score “High Heels” by Margaret Emily Carr. Critics atthat time acclaimed it with the mostenthusiastic applause ever awardedin the history of the show.Fourth Show“Slip Slaps,” the fourth revue, wasthe composite work of twelve au¬thors.In 1930, Mirror celebrated itsfifth anniversary with “Yours toDate,” a smart intimate show pre¬sented on February 28 and March1. A cast of over 700 appeared inthe production, presenting a crosssection of the University women.“What Ho,” the 1931 performancewa.s a challenge to the campus. Ithad intricate dance variations andpi-oduced novelties such as the Ma¬zurka ballet and “The Gothic Hasn’tGot Us.” Over 30 women danced inthe chorus. On a background offantastic scenes and imag’native cos¬tumes, the Mirror show carried itsactions from African jungles to theMaroon office, from medieval cos¬tumes to sport togs.The Mirror forcast for 1932 was“All’s Fair.” Many will rememberit for the scores “Fair Architecture,”“At the Aquarium,” “The Gypsy inUs” and “Fritz in the Orient.”Approximately 185 students tookpart in the 1933 production of“Take a Look.” Last year “StepAhead,” depicting the gayest andmost exurberant side of campus life,was the popular show. With the 1935production that has been given noother name than the “Tenth AnnualMirror Revue,” the steps of progressreach a startling climax.LUDWIG LEWISOHN,NOVELIST, TALKS ATIDA NOYES TUESDAYLudwig Lewisohn, novelist andcritic, will lecture in Ida Noyes the¬ater, Tuesday at 8 under the aus¬pices of the JewishStudent Foundation.Known here andabroad as an originaland powerful per¬sonality, Mr. Lewi¬sohn returns fromEurope to deliverhis first lectures herein some ten years.As a figure of na¬tional and interr.r-tional importance, heis an acknowledgedleader of Americanlit^*aiui-t,. His history of the cre-k . L. Lewisohn ative .spirit in America called “Ex¬pression in America,” has l)een ac¬cepted as probably the most import¬ant single volume on any phase ofAmerican civilization. Gilbert Sel-des, critic, considered it “so fine astudy of the creative spirit in Amer¬ica that it becomes an act of crea¬tion itself.”In addition to his fame as theauthor of the autographical volumes,“Up Stream” and “Mid Channel,”five of his other novels have beentranslated into as many as fifteenlanguages, exerting a strong intlu-ence towards a better understand¬ing of racial and international prob¬lems.Tickets may be obtained at theBookstore, Reynolds club, chapel of¬fice, and information ofHce for 35cents, and 50 cents at the door. ! Raise Curtain at 8:30 oni Revue; Repeat ShowTomorrow NightBy JEANNE STOLTEOnce again the humor, beauty,dancing, and acting typical of Mir¬ror will be presented for campus en¬joyment. Tonight, promptly at 8:30,the curtain will rise on one of themost spectacular scenes in the tenthannual revue. The show will be re¬peated tomorrow evening.No underlying theme will prevailthrough the production, but take-offson university life and society ingeneral will be satirically presentedin the eight skits. Gertrude Steinwill be portrayed in one of the skits,in which the expressionist’s ideas ofart are burlesqued. Miss Stein her¬self has been invited to attend thepremiere of the Mirror Revue, andis expected to be in the audience.Tenth A.inual ShowFrank Hurburt O’Hara, directorof dramatics, has directed the showa.'i he has for the nine previous re¬vues. His ingenuity has kept theMirror tradition alive. More than144 people are included in the act-i ing company, dancing groups, andj production staff. The five membersI of the Mirror board, headed by Haj Carr, and the eleven committees,j have worked for weeks preparing forthe show\For the first time in Mirror his¬tory, the number of women in thecast will be equalled by the men,for these will be eighteen of eachI in the skits. The ballet chorus, di-: rected by Berta Ochsner, concertI danseuse, will present four inter-j pretive dances. Allen MacKenzie, ofthe Lake Shore Dancing School has■ trained the Tappers with the assist-^ r.nce of Peggy Moore, and LorraineDonkle has directed the Steppers.I The one dance solo of the perform¬ances will be given by Peggy Moore.Each chorus will present a full-stagefeature number brightened or sub¬dued by costumes, music, and lights.All people attending the perform¬ances are requested to be on time,for after the opening number has be-,gun none will be admitted to theauditorium until it has been pre¬sented. Tickets for both shows arestill available in the ooxoffice.EDWARD RYERSONWILL SPEAK ATCHAPEL SUNDAY.Actually named the first citizen ofChicago by one of his fellow t.nis-tee.s, and considered by Dean Gilkeyas one of the most valuable, EdwardL. Ryerson, Jr., will be the guestspeaker at the Chapel Sunday at 11.Ml-. Ryerson, a member of the Boardof Trustees of the University as wellas that of Yale, will discuss experi¬ence in social and civic affairs inChicago as it bears on the respon-sbilities of University graduates..4s the third generation of thename so well associated with greatcivic enterprises, Mr. Ryerson wasa member of Governor Emmerson’sfirst commission on unemploymentrelief, and w’as later appointed toPresident Hoover’s committee forthe relief of unemployment. He waschairman of the first joint drive forprivate funds in Chicago, chairmanof the Illinois Emergency Reliefcommission, president of the Council'of Social Agencies for eight yvars,and also president of the Communeity fund.t-. . -J-f^age Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. MARCH 1. 1935 iViciilg MaronnFOUNDED IN 1901MCMBCR^»ciatcd gblUgiatf 'j^rcas-*1934 1935*-* MAOISOM WISCONSWThe Dm'ly Msroon is the offieial student newspaper of theUniversity of ChicaKo. published morninKS except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday durinu the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15: business office:Room 15A Telephones: Local 4fi nnd_Hyde_Park_9221^_____Subscription rates: $2.60 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Ttie Unisersity of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Manxm. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the Universit-’ administration.Entered as second class matter March 18. 190S, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not ^ responsible for returning .iny unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters sh-uld be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be withheld if requested.[ Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILTJ.4M S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITOttiAL ASSOCIATESRuth (ireenebaum Raymond l.ahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley .lanet I.rwy William W. WatsonRalph W. NlenolsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJack B’-ackenWells D. BurnetteGeorge FelsenthalZenia Goldberg Ruby HowellJulian A. KiserGodfrey Lehman.iune RappaportGiorge Schustek James SnyderEdward S. SternElinor TaylorMary WalterBUSINESS ASSISTANTSDonald Elliott Allen Rosenbaum Richard SmithH.srold SiegelNight Editor: James SynderFriday, March 1, 1935I PASS“I pass” good old poker technique, has been jdeveloped to a fine art by the University. Any¬one who has had dealings with the administrativeofficers will agree to this.Daily Maroon staff members, whose workbrings them into contact with University officialsevery day have become reconciled to the excel- |lent “buck passing.” Many of them have de¬veloped the philosophy that no one really has anyauthority to speak for the University, that it isnecessary to sneak up from behind and catch theproper official in an unguarded moment.Just this week The Daily Maroon, in its inves¬tigation of Bartlett gym was shunted from officeto office to find who was actually responsible for |the University high students using the facilities.U. high authorities knew nothing about it; theAthletic department professed ignorance; it wasnot in the jurisdiction of the President’s office,and so on. Finally, after skilful juggling the rightman was found: he was out of town!Aspiring executives might pick up some goodtips from our University officials.—H. P. Id. 'A COMING CAREER ,(Reprinted from the Yale Daily News)Not long ago an astute political observer fromabroad advised an undergraduate looking for a |career to prepare himself for the civil service.“This country, ” he said, “is approaching one timewhen highly trained men will be needed in a civilservice that is becoming more and more impor¬tant.” College men are used to being told thatthey are needed in the legislative councils of thenation, that they must ’’go into politics ”—andthey must. But there are thousands to whom theidea of getting mixed up in a dirty mess is enoughto make them shy away, and, while they are notto be admired, they are hardly to be blamed.If the civil service becomes as distinguished asit will inevitably become important, these samethousands might very well be attracted. For herewould be the chance for the reasonably intelli¬gent man. who would like to help govern hiscountry better, but who wants security and men¬tal comfort in his own life.The obstacle, of course, is the present low stateof the civil service, a livelihood for second-rate \(Vrk*? and political sycorhants, not a career. De¬spite the hundreds of brilliant young men draftedinto the new governmental agencies in the emer¬gency, as long as the threat of losing a job forpolitical reasons exists, the desirable men willnot look upon the service as a life work. But ifthe government will offer adequate encourage- ■jriM'iiment to university trained men, it will be goingfar to build up the civil service to the positionwhere it can adequately cope with its increasingresponsibilities.Significantly, Commerce Secretary Roperlast week urged the creation or a ' citizens CiVilservice reserve corps.” While the proposal isnebulous, and while it is difficult to see how sucha corps could be created among the lines of theR.O.T.C.—as seems to be the Secretary’s idea—nevertheless the expressed object is laudable: “toencourage an intelligent interest in governmenton the part of students. . . .and to interest thebest qualified of such to compete in examinationsoffered by the Civil Service Commission.” Thatthe government is tackling the problem of rais¬ing the calibre of its servants is encouraging, andit is to be hoped that the time is not far distantwhen “the Service” will be a popular choice w ithgraduating seniors.The Travelling BazaarBy RABELAISJUST PICTURE YOURSELFThat was our sug,gested title for this year’sMirror extravaganza, and as long as they verypolitely turned it down we figured we ought toget it in someplace. All this is simply a way oftelling you, sort of breaking the news gentlylike, that tonight and tomorrow night the ladsand lassies (especially the latter) of FrankO’Hara’s merry troupe of actors will cavort foryou on the Mandel Hall boards.* * *We were going to write this at <lress rehearsaland get all kinds of local color into it, but wecouldn’t take our typewriter to the rehearsal,so it’s easier to have somebody sitting here andtelling us what it is all about (about Mirror,that is).* » «THAT MEN’S BALLETi We have printed several items about themen’s ballet, much to the consternation of Mir¬ror, because it seems that the gentlemen twirl-ers were to be a big, dark secret surprise pack¬age for the mugs paying a dollar ten (and youtoo, Oscar, up there in the balcony, paying yourfifty-five cents, tax included). But we had theinfo. It came from a source in Mirror, and wedare people to find it out. Anyway, the pointof this story is that the costumes in the men’sballet are—a-hem—rather abreviated. And Mrs.(’ari', the social bigwig in the dean of studentsoffice, .says she may have to close the .show af¬ter the first night. And her own daughter de¬signed the darn things!ON AND ON AND ONHowie Hudson vviote a skit for the tenth an¬nual Mirror. It is a darn good skit. W’e readit and we know. Of course, Howie wasn’t ableto find an ending for the thing. He wasn’t wor¬ried though. “May as well let Frank worry,’’ hemumbled.O’Hara wasn’t worried. “May as well let Hud¬son worry,’’ he mumbled. “I have enough toworry about.’’The cast wasn’t worried. “May as well letO’Hara and Hudson worry,’’ they mumbled..And so on and so on. The show is openingtonight. There is, at the time of writing, no fin¬ish for the skit. The idea is that everybody willbe awfully surjirised when they see what hap¬pens. But it’s kind of hard on the stage hands.They don’t know when to pull the curtain down.:Jt it- n-THE CLASSIC STORYabout Mirror is the one Piofessor GeorgeSherbiirn tells about his mother, who doesn’t ap¬prove H' certain things. It all happened whenthe gentleman from the English department wasleaving the house for the show last year, and itseems that mother expressed shock and amaze¬ment. “I can’t understand,” she said (after hav¬ing seen the rotogravure pictures) “how youcan go and see all those scantily clad women.”* St; ♦SCENE-BUILDERS’ TROUBLEThe production will be gigantic. It will bestupendous. It will be Gargantuan (ha, Rabe¬lais wrote that!) It will be—oh, well, it will.The most energetic project yet conceived is thebuilding of a mountain. An honest-to-god-in-the-flesh-not-a-motion-picture mountain. Andthey aren’t picking any small hill you under¬stand. They had to go and pick one of the gol-darned biggest mountains they could find. TheMatterhorn is the name of it. . . .yes, it’s a bigmountain. And what is more, it has to be strongenougli for people to climb it—and even fall off.s»i * s*tTHE FRIDAY NIGHT FUROREThis is the Friday furore. Approximately ahundred people are wandering around in some¬thing approximating a daze. And tonight therewill be a stampede to the box office. It’s all overbut the shouting. And the Tenth Annual Mirrorwill become history. Right this way, folks, lineforms to the right. Hey, Mr. O’Hara, now do weget our complimentary tickets?FAMOUS LAST WORDSWell, what did you expect of an/ ' .. Today on theQuadranglesFRIDAYLecturesGertrude Stein. Internationalhouse at 4.Channing club. “Liberal and Ra¬cial Prejudice.” H. M. Smith.Unitarian Parish house at 8.MeetingsW. A. A. cozy. Ida Noyes billiard 'room at 15.Scandinavian club. Ida Noyes li- jbrary at .*5:30. 'VV’alther league. Wicker room of 'Ida Noyes hall at 8.Miscellaneous“Les Miserables.” Intei national Ihouse at 8. 1Mirror revue. Mandel hall at 8.Chi Psi. Chicago Beach hotel from ;10 to 1.Phi Kap|)n Psi. House dance from10 to 1.Lambda Chi Alpha. Pledge dancefrom 10 to 2.SATURDAYBasketball game. Chicago v.-;. Wis¬consin. Fieldhoii.se at 8.•Mirror revue. Mandel hall at 8:30.Alpha Tail Omega. Open housefrom 9 to 2.Kappa Nil. House dance from 10to 2.Phi Beta Delta. House dancefrom n to 1.I’hi Delta Theta. Pledge dancefrom !) to 1.Phi Delta Epsilon. Supper dance.Judson court at 9.Phi l>ambda Phi. Hou.se dancefrom 8 to 1.Phi Kap|)a Sigma. House dancefrom 9:30 to 2.Zeta Beta Tau. House dance from9 to 1.SUNDAYUniversity service, (’hapel at 11.t'arillon recital at 4.Socialist club. Ida Noyes alum- ;nae room at 7:30. 'MONDAY IDames book review. Alumnae :room of Ida Noyes hall at 3.Phi Beta Delta. Ida Noyes wick- ;ei- room at 7.Research P'orum. Ida Noyes stu¬dent lounge at 7:4r). IIINIVERSITY'IL NIGHT JEVERYFRIDAYWITH THEGOLD-eOASTERSCHICAGO'SOWN ORCHESTRAl mlrr Direction ofNoble and DonnellyAND ASNAPPYCOLLEGEPROGRAMwithDorothy PageIn PersonSantoro & Polita.Sciisotioiial .S in'C DoneeMusic Hall BoysSf>ccial PrivileQc Cardsmay be had at office ofDaily Maroonshow? THREE MONTHS* COURSErot coiieoc studcnts andA thorough, iMmxM. stomegrmpkit mmrm-atgrliug January 1, Apnt I. July 1. Oomhtr t,tutarmhng BooUat atut frm,—wrtta or phono. No KnlinlwnimoserlUSINESS COLLIOIMUM JL»l. Mkt.JBwaiir Cbw«M M At* JWkMfmmtmgmtp.mgphoatmrto4mn9liomdKp.Di^mn4 Eoomng. Evontng Couron opon to mom.116 S. Michigan Av«., Chicago, Handclpk 43^ DREXEI thkatre858 E. (3r6FRIDAY“BABES IN TOYLAND”with Laurel & HardySATURDAY“RED MORNING”Regis ToomeyWANTED—4 men to share dormitory, avail¬able Mar. 1 5th, complete facilities in¬cluding shower baths, room service.$8.50 per month. See Mr. Lundafter 6:30 P. 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StarsMusic by Ray Parker and his OrchestraFor Reservations Call Midway 9308NO COVER OR NO MINIMUM Ogburn Uses Football Forecaststo Explain Distortion of Reality PLEDGINGThe Southern ColonelReturns ....Fresh from a successful southern trip,North Carolina’s favorite son, Kay Kyser,has reopened at the Blackhawk to oncemore thrill Chicagoland dancers with hisversatile style of unique arrangements.Miss Virginia Simms, one of Kay’s recentvocal recruits, is rapidly emulating herpredecessor Maxine Grey in the manner ofpersonality and charm as well as in sing¬ing accomplishments. Also, you’ll wantto see their new floor show that comes tothe Blackhawk straight from the heart ofNew York’s Broadway. Yes, they’re agreat organization, and Manager Mr. Rothdoes himself proud to welcome thembackKay Kyserat theBLACKHAWKWABASH AT RANDOLPH Attempting to point out why .'^al-lacie.s often appear in writings, Wil¬liam F. Ogburn, Sewell L. Averyclistiugui.shed service pi'ofes.ior ofSociology, has, in a recent article in“Social F’orces,” exi)laine(l the tend¬ency of the human mind to distortreality.“An extreme illustiation of dis¬tortion,” says Mr. Ogburn, “is hal¬lucination. The phrase ‘wishfulthinking’ is a recognition of thistrait.” The paper propo.sed to pre¬sent an illustration and offer someconclusions drawn from the analysis.Uses PredictionsThe illustration concerns predic¬tions, for predictions are estimatesof reality before the event has oc¬curred. Forecasts of football scoresby sports writers and college stu¬dents were used.Throughout there is evidence ofextreme conservatism on the part ofthe predictors. Roth loseis’ and win¬ners’ scores are higher than in theforecasts. The piedictions are notonly conservative in regard to thescores but also as to the variabilityof the predicted scores. In footballwhere scores range from zero to highfigures, the range of the predictedscores is a good deal less than therange of the actual scores.In fact the variation in reality isalmost twice as great as the predic¬tion of reality. However, there is awider discrepancy between predic¬tions and results in the case of win¬ners than in the case of losers. An¬other evidence of the conservatismMEDICOREVQLUTIDNIZESPIPE SMOKING HUBBARD TELLS OFALASKAN VOLCANO INLECTURE WEDNESDAYThis simple aiyet amazing absorbent✓ filter invention withCellophane exteriorand cool ingmesh screeninterior keeps juicesand flakes in Filter andout of mouth.yetonly Prevents tongue bite,raw mouth, wet heel,bad odor, frequentexpectoration. Nobreaking in. 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M. iiiiiiiii■v◄◄iiiiiiiiiiiiiiAis that these professional sportswriters predict much closer gamesthan actually occur.Element of HopeA more obvious evidence of the ele¬ment of hope entering into forecastsmay be found in predictions of col¬lege students of the games of their“Alma Mater.” Presumably the stu- itlents of a parficiilar college hopetheii- team will win and theirthoughts are affected accordingly. 'It is possible that college studentsmight be indifferent as to the fateof their team, but any evidence ofbias should be in favor of the team. |Sample votes were taken atschools in the Big Ten on the daybefore games in which these collegesmet each other. Students from thelosing collegers guessed defeat by aless margin than really occurred.This might have been attributed tothe element of hope, and the vic¬torious schools might be expected toforecast higher scores than actuallywould result. This was not the ca.se;and the winning schools, althoughpredicting victory, predicted it by asmaller margin than was evident af¬ter the final whistle.The factor of conservatism had |entered here too. Even emotional icollege siiidents are affected by the'rational element as were the pro¬fessional writers. Upon comparisonof forecasts in different papers it isnoticeable that they are more inagreement with each other than withreality. This is probably due to the |fact that most writers base their |guesses on the same facts and areinfluenced bv the same tendencies. Lambda Chi Alpha announces thepledging of Willis Schaefer of LaGrange, Illinois.Woodlawn Cafeteria1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn way.” LIVE in FRENCHResidential Summer School(eo-educational) in the heartof F'rench Canada. Old Coun¬try F'rench staff. Only FVenchl ’’V spoken. Elementary, Inter-media'e. Advanced. Certifi¬cate or Collejre Credit. 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Snap brims, Homburgs, in many shades,including plenty of browns and grays.$4.851 st PoorTHE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYDAILY MAROON SPORTSPage Four FRIDAY, MARCH 1. 1935 Sports Editor: Henry KelleyCAGERS END SEASON num Tumblers FIVE TEAMS FACE BIG TENWITH BADGER GAMETOMORROW EVENING Defeat Maroonsby31 Point Lead FOES IN WEEK-END GAMES Sport FlashesBy TOM BARTONHaarlow Near Scoring Title;Flinn Plays LastCage CameWith hopes of ending up the sea¬son with a win, the Maroon cagerscombat Wisconsin, present confer¬ence leaders, inthe fieldhouse Sat¬urday evening.The game willbe a serious af¬fair for Wiscon¬sin, for if theywin they will besure of at least atie for the title.A romantic touchhas been addedto the game forWisconsin parti- Tom Flinnsans, for the pres¬ent coach. Bud Foster, was a mem¬ber of Wisconsin’s last championshipteam in 1930.However Wisconsin is attaching asmuch importance to the Chicagogame as to their tussle with Purduethe following Monday, for they wellremember the trouble they had ek¬ing out at 26-24 victory over theMaroons February 11.Present Same LineupThe Maroons will present the samelineup of the last few games; Flinnand Haarlow at forwards, Petersonat center, and Lang and Kaplan atguards. Tommy Flinn is the onlysenior on the first team, and will beplaying his last basketball game ascaptain. Although small, Tommy’sfighting spirit and stamina will bemissed next year.If Bill Haarlow makes the 22points he needs to tie the Big Tenscoring record, he will have to beplenty “hot” Saturday, for Wiscon¬sin is by far the best defensive teamin the league. Bill now has 141points, 15 more than Kessler of Pur¬due who still has one more game toplay than has Bill. However Kess¬ler’s last two games will be againstthe two best defensive teams in theleague, Northwestern being theother besides Wisconsin. Figuring15 points as a games scoring forboth, then, it looks like a toss-up jfor the title, jWisconsin has a husky, tall team, jalthough they are not as fast as sev- jeral of the other Big Ten fives. This |was one of the reasons that the small jMaroons made it hard for them at IMadison. With the advantage of the ;home ftoor, there is an outside;chance that Chicago might comethrough Saturday night, but CoachNorgren is not raising any greathopes.Canton TeaGardenPresents Friday—The Blackfriars TrioRandolph BeanGeorge BuckJim McDevittHarry SnodgrassAl Ten EyckBrodey and MillerandDave Eisendrathwith his batonfor University of Chicagostudents in the redecorat¬ed splendor of theCanton TeaGardenWabash and Van Buren Illinois used a potential Olympicstar and a spectacular tumbling teamto defeat Chicago by 31 points ina gymnastics meet at Bartlett gym 'last night.Coming last on the program at a itime when Chicago w’as leading by |some twenty points, Illinois’ turn-,bling team fell just 14 points short jof a perfect score and handed the jmeet to the Illini. !Chicago took first in only one jevent, when Adams using his new |dismount, walked away with the fly¬ing rings score. Rchor, whom Illinoisis counting on to enter the Olym¬pics, won first place in three events,the side horse, the horizontal barand the parallel bans.Unable to score firsts, the Ma¬roons, as predicted, depended onhigh team scores, which were highenough to win the rings and the sidehorse and to practically tie the par¬allel bars for Chicago.WOLF TO MEETKAUFMAN IN I-MTOURNEY FINALSFinalists in Intramural handballwill play their matches by the endof next week for the championshipsin all divisions. In the fraternitysingles, Kaufman will face Wolf forthe championship. Both men arefrom Phi Sigma Delta.Goldberg and Siegal of Phi SigmaDelta face Kaufman and Wolf ofPhi Sig for the fraternity doubleschampionship. In the independentsingles, Gilbert of Burton “700”meets Adler, unattached, for the jchampionship and in the independent |doubles, Schoonmaker and Black-1man, unattached, meet Gilbert and iAdler, unattached, for the top posi-1tion. ! Poloists, Swimmers, Fencers,Wrestlers, Gymnaststo ParticipateFive Maroon teams meet confer¬ence foes this week-end, all of thegames being scheduled away fromhome. The polo trio takes on Cul¬ver in a return meet at Culverand the swimming and fencingteams face the Illini at Champaignon Saturday. The wrestlers go tothe Buckeye camp on Saturday andthe gym team opposes the Badgerson Saturday at Madison.Tankmen Meet IlliniTwo undefeated teams meet Sat¬urday night, when the Maroon swim¬mers meet Illinois at Champaign.The two water polo teams, also un¬defeated, will battle after the meetin a game which will probably de¬cide the Conference title.The meet on paper looks veryclose, Illinois seems a sure winnerin the 440 free-style relay, whileChicago has the edge in the medleyrelay. Captain Dwyer should takethe breaststroke for the Maroonsand George Nicoll is favored overLarson in the backstroke.Illinois looks stronger in the 100yard free style, while Chuck Wil¬son has a good chance in the 220.Floyd Stauffer of the Maroons.should easily take the fancy diving.Wrestlers at IowaIn what is expected to be one ofthe toughest matches of the year.Maroon wrestlers will leave for IowaCity tonight to meet the Hawkeyeson the mats tomorrow evening. ’Thecombat will probably center aroundthe Kracke-Kilhorn 155-pound classmatch, of which Kracke is the Chi¬cago competitor.Three stars of the Iowa team willoffer the main obstructions to a Ma¬roon victory. Larson, 135 pounds,won second place on the confer¬ence team last year as did Kilhom,The 165 pounder also succeeded inattaining a first in the national amateur athletic union in 1934. Thethird Chicago fear is O’Leary,heavyweight, who attained a thirdin the conference wrestling meet lastyear.Headed by their 135-pound cap¬tain, Howard, the grapplers will usetheir usual lineup agrainst the Hawk-eyes. Ware will enter the 118 poundclass, Zukowski will fight in the 126pound group. The rest of the team iwill include, beside Captain Howard, jGorman, 145 pounds; Kracke,155 pounds; Block, 165 pounds; Pe-1sek, 175; and Whiteside in the heavy- |weight division. jFencers at Urbana IUndefeated to date, the fencingteam will meet Illinois on the latter’scampus tomorrow night. This willbe the final match of the season pre¬ceding the individual Big Ten Cham¬pionships at Uroana, March «.According to Coach Merrill, Ma¬roon duelists will have a good chancefor victory because of their unmarr¬ed slate this season, although a stiffcombat can be expected. The mainbasis for comparison of the twoteams is that of Chicago’s win overWisconsin, who in turn defeated Il¬lini..\s foilsmen, Captain Louis Marksand Leland Winter have been star¬ring this season and will fight tomor¬row night, with Campbell Wilsoncompleting the trio. Wilson, how¬ever, has proved himself best withthe epee from the Michigan Statemeet. He and George Gelman willduel. Marks and Winter who willform the saber team have illustratedtheir ability at thrusting and cut-ing as well as using the foils.Undaunted by their defeat lastnight at the hands of the Illini, Iprobable conference champions, theChicago gymnasts will go to Madi- ison next Saturday with a good >chance of bringing home a victory 'in a three-way meet with Wisconsin 'and Iowa. ' Several criticisms of the extracharge to holders of “C” books forthe Big Ten championships in wrest¬ling and track next week have beenheard. Those who have been com¬plaining resent paying anything for 'admission to the games. But as it!is, the University is allowing about ia 50 per cent reduction for the an¬nual classics and the rest of the;money, according to Big Ten agree-;ments, will go toward the expensesof the tournament. Students, hold- iers of “C” books, are admitted to' the high school basket tourney, butthat is a University project.« *So far as thoughts of any BigTen titles in track and wrestling, i:looks like the Maroons will kave tocontent themselves with any individual honors some of the boys maygather. Jay Beiwanger might copthe shot put in the meet, his tossof 47 feet, 10% inches being thebest Big Ten hurl this season. Froi-muth of Michigan, another favorite,has to.ssed the big, heavy ball 47feet, 2 inches for his best effort.Norm Howard, wrestling captain,might win the Big Ten 136-poundmat crown, and Bob Kracke mightcop the 155 title among the confer¬ence grapplers.T/ke^'ief/teThe NewLEWISFrenchShortscmd shirt to match• Yoa’U for the newLewis French shorts andshirts in a big way. 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