O (Vol. 35. No. 70. Bail? iHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY 20. 1935 Price Three CentsENTERTAIN HIGH y. Vander-VoldeJoins 20th WardSCHOOL LEADERSAT MIR^R SHOWCampus Tour Arrangedby “Leaders for ’39“CommitteeSixty-nine outstanding high schoolseniors in the Chicago region havebeen invited by the “Leaders for ’39“movement to have dinner at the Uni¬versity and attend the Mirror revueFriday, March 1, Charles Greenleaf, Aldermanic RaceAlthough he is a varsity baseball |pitcher and a junior in the Univer-)sity, John Vander-Velde is finding jtime to campaign for alderman of;the “Bloody Twentieth” Ward. Run-1ning on the same ticket that is sup- j BERWANGER NAMEDHEAD USHER FOR 2NDSYMPHONY CONCERTTwelve Men Who Usheredat First Concert toServe Again, Jay Berwanger has been namedporting the candidacy of Professor j head usher for the second concertPaul H. Douglas for mayor, Vander- j of the University Symphony orches-Velde is earnestly trying to build up 1 tra to be held at Mandel hall on Fri-a backing in the 20th Ward.He has met with great opposition,for in the 20th, as in most wardsthroughout the city, there is a strongpolitical machine behind the incum-last date that petitions may be filed.Supporters of Joseph M. Artmanfor alderman of the Fifth Ward mayhear Harold F. Gosnell, associate pro¬fessor of Political Science and gen¬eral chairman of the Fifth Ward Citi¬zen’s movement, speak this after¬noon in Social Science 107 on the“Trials of a Campaign Manager.”general chairman of the movement j Alderman Pacelli. Meanwhileannounced yesterday. | Douglas have se-1. , cured 40,000 names for his candidacyPlans for meeting the prep school ^loaders and acquainting them withthe University have been developedby Frank Todd’s special functionscommittee, Norman Bickle, JackHarris, and Jack Webster; assistedby Robert Bethke and FrancesProtheroe.Campus Tour.Assembling on campus at 4, thehigh school guests will be shown aboutthe quadrangles on informal toursconducted by leaders in student ac¬tivities on the Midway, until 5:30when the group will meet at the Rey¬nolds club for a free hour. Dinnerwill be .served at 6:30 in the Coffeeshop.A member of the University ad¬ministration is expected to greet highschool students at dinner and wel¬come them for the University. After¬ward the party will attend the open¬ing performance of the tenth annual.Mirror revue in .Mandel hall.Both Men and WomenMany of the students to whom in¬vitations have been maile<l are mem¬bers of .suburban high schools. NewTrier, Highland Park, etc., while day, March 8 at 8:15 according toan announcement made by the Musicdepartment yesterday.Berwanger, all conference half¬back, member of Iron Mask and PsiUpsilon, also served in this positionat the first concert given by theUniversity orchestra last December,petition and will probably have the | He will be assisted again by the samerequired 57,000 by February 26, the j 12 men who were selected by Carl GRACE ABBOTT WILLADDRESS ALUMNI ATBANQUET TOMORROWPresident Robert Hutchinsto Present AnnualStatementNAME SPEAKERS FOROPENING SESSION OFANTI-WAR MEETING.Six .'speakers will outline the viewsof their I'espective groups on thepeace ((uestion at the first day’s ses¬sion of the anti-war conference Wed¬nesday, February 27, in the assem¬bly hall of International house.l.,ouis Wirth, associate professor ofSociology, will serve as chairman of Bricken, head of the department ofMusic, as ushers for the first concert.They are: Ellmore Patterson, ThomasFlinn, Waldemar Solf, Sidney Hy¬man, Huntington Harris, CharlesGreenleaf, Charles Tyroler, KnoxHill, John Womer, Bill Haarlow, Wil¬liam Watson, and Richard Zacharias.Feature SoloistsThe program will feature two wellknown artists, Ruth Ray, violinist;and Marjorie Livingston, soprano.Miss Ray, who has been soloist formany of the foremost symphony or¬chestras of the country, will play Grace Abbott, professor of PublicWelfare administration and formerchief of the Children’s Bureau inWashington will address a gatheringof University alumni and their guestsat a dinner at the Union Leagueclub tomorrow evening at 6:30.On this occasion, the University’sfifth annual midwinter dinner. Presi¬dent Robert Maynard Hutchins willpresent his annual informal reporton the developments on the Midwayduring the past year. Donald S.Trumbull, chairman of the AlumniCouncil and president of the CollegeAlumni association, will preside.Reservations OpenRated as one of the ten outstand¬ing women in America, Grace Ab¬bott recently returned to the Univer¬sity to pursue academic work, neces¬sitating her resignation as head ofthe United States Children’s Bureau.Since her return October 1, shehas held a full professorship in theSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion and has been editor of the Uni¬versity’s Social Service Review.Reservations, which must be ac- Humphries WinsPoster Contestfor Mirror ShowDavid Humphries is the winner ofthe Mirror poster contest, accordingto an announcement made yesterdayby Alice Johnson, publicity chair¬man of Mirror. Humphries is the artdirector of the Cap and Gown, juniormanager of Blackfriars, and a mem¬ber of Sigma Chi.The winning poster consists of ahalf-tone cut of the Tappers chorusin costume. The photograph was tak¬en by Donald Hamilton, photograph¬er for the Cap and Gown. The lay¬out was arranged by Humphries inblack lettering on a shiny whitebackground.Two tickets for the Mirror produc¬tion will be the award given to DavidHumphries. The posters will be puton all the bulletin boards around theUniversity community tomorrow.I They will also be placed in various' hotels, department stores, and musicstores downtown.Tickets for the show are now avail¬able in the Mandel hall boxoffice for55 cents and $1.10. All seats are re¬served. COMPLETE PLANSFOR WASHINGTONPROM TmORROWArrange for Tables forFraternity Croupsat DrakeI’oeme for Violin and Orchestra by j companied by a check, at $1.50 aChausson. i plate, may be made through theMiss Livingston, who is student of j Alumni Council, room 403, Cobb hall COMPLETE ADVANCEREGISTRATION FORSPRING NEXT WEEKHanna Butler and has sung in thegrand operas of Paris, New York, andChicago, will sing selections fromi VV’agner.I Tickets for the concert are pricedat 25 and 50 cents, and may be ob¬tained at the Music office, 5727 Uni-sity, until March 4. After this date,they will be on sale at the Box Office. before 5 this afternoon. CarltonBeck, secretary of the council an¬nounced that although the affairis primarily for alumni of the Uni¬versity and those closely connectedwith it, alumni-in-law, interestedfriends, and members of the studentbody will be welcdme. Dress w’ill beinformal.some attend schools in Chicago prop- 'the symposium.er, Morgan Park, Calumet, Parker,, Grace .4hbott, professor of Publicetc. Twenty-four women and forty- , Welfare Administration, will presentfive men have been invited. the position of the Liberals actingThe “Leaders for ’39” represents against war. Maynard C. Krueger,a movement sponsored by the senior [assistant profes.sor of Economics, willcla.ss under President Ellmore Pat- i speak on the tojiic,(erson to approach high schoolseniors, leadera in activities andscholarship, in order to interest themm the University.Cooperate on ProjectTo expedite the work of gatheringthe names of desirable prep schoolseniors, Charles Greenleaf was madechairman of the movement and an The SocialistActs against War.” Robert Minor,of the executive committee of theCommunist party, will discuss thestand of that group on the que.stion,and Harry Shaw, representing theBrotherhood of Railroad Workers,will present the labor viewpoint. Fin¬ally, two .speakers, Alexander Ham¬ilton, national chairman of the Stu-organization of four standing divi- j dent League for Industrial Democ-siOBK and four committee.s were set [ racy, and Edmund Strong, of theup. There is a men’s division, a worn- Youth section of the Americanen’s division, a fraternity division,, League against War and Fa.scism,a club division, and commttees on : will represent the Youth movementscholarship students, alumni relations, i in its relation to the anti-war ques-honor .students, and special functions, tion.SCOTT NEARING, RADICAL ECONOMIST, !SPEAKS TODAY IN IS^NDEL HALL IBy JULIAN KISERadi-1 Capitalist Sy.stem?” Monday evening Iin a debate with Harry D. Gideonse,associate professor of Economics, atthe Sinai Temple lecture forum.Nearing attacked the w'eaknesses ofthe capitalistic system but seemed re¬luctant to defend any alternativesystems such as that exi.sting inSoviet Russia.Travelled in EuropeIn the course of the debate, hecharacterized the University as oneof tho.se institutions of higher learn¬ing supported by the capitalistic sys-and Fraternities Meet Critical Eye ofPhoenix Writers in February IssueBy JANET LEWYLittle Phoenae was hotboxed last a la “Stage Magazine” of this issue,week and now squeals in the Phre-1 Three pictures of the Mirror work-bruary Phraternity number of an or-1 ers show how they work in all sea¬dinary issue of the Phoenix. Via Pro-' sons, at all odd times and odd placesfessor Tsiblerkirk Block (we all know j to put on the grand old show. Threeits that Hal again) “A New Fresh- j more show us what to wear to fin-men Comprehensive” are all the an- j ish off the great event of the quar-swers for the future generation on j ter tomorrow night,all phases and faces of fraternity Advance registration for studentsin the divisions and professionalschools closes February 27. Studentsmust register before the followingdates: pre-professional schools, Feb¬ruary 25; physical science division,February 26; social science division,February 26; biological and human¬ities divisions, February 27. With only 48 hours left in whichto buy bids, arrangements for theWashington prom, the University’sj foremost formal event, draw to aclose with plans for a radio broad-1 cast of Kay Kyser’s music from theGold Coast room pending final ac¬ceptance.Arrangements whereby fraterni¬ties and other groups may be seat¬ed together at the supper includedin the cost of the bids are beingworked out under the direction ofConner Laird. Reservations for spe¬cial tables should be made with Lairdbefore noon tomorrow. Individualsmaking no special reservations fortables will still be comfortably ac¬commodated.Tickets Still on SaleTickets will remain on sale at $5a couple all day today and tomorrow,being available at fraternity houses,from New York Jim, the bookstores,and the Information desk. A specialtrophy will be awarded the fraternityselling the most bids.The Gold Coast room with its at¬tendant Avenue of Palms is seen byJohn Rice, chairman of the StudentSocial committee which sponsors theannual event, as an ideal place forthe traditional Prom. “The Drake ho¬tel with its place in Chicago society,”.said Rice yesterday, “is an admirablelocation for the colorful Universityfoi'mal.”Leaders for PromLeaders for the event, ElizabethStudents should begin their regis- [tration in the office^of their deans 1 Sayler and Ellmore Patterson, Evelynand secure their class tickets and Ckrr and William Watson, will of-assignment of fees at the temporary ficially set the dance in motion at 11registration headquarters in Cobb tomorrow when Kay Kyser’s orches-211. I tra plays the grand march.gatherings—one of the two outstanding opi of the issue..Scott Nearing, widely known rcal economist and lecturer and oneof the recognized leaders of tbeCommuni.st elementin the United States,will speak in Mandelhall at 3:30 today onthe subject, “TheIVoblems F' a c i n gAmerica.” The lec¬ture is being sponsor¬ed by the Universitychapter of the Na¬tional Student ,I^eague, and will be w • ! newspapersi)pen for an admission Nearing j other media of expression, which havecharge of 20 cents. i staffs of trained persons—“prosti-Speaking on a similar topic, “Can j tutes”—to justify and rationalizethe Economic Problem of the Amer-! that system.ican People Be Solved under theBooks Stolen fromSeminary Library Nearing will consider “The Prob-j lems Facing America” in the light ofI social and economic problems existingi in other countries and the institutions'which have been developed,to meet; them. He ha.s recently returned froma .stay of several months in RussiaMore than 1000 books have been other European countries.stolen from the library of the Chi¬cago Theological seminary sometime Iover the weekend it was discovered Iyesterday by Dr. Mathew Stinka, li- jbrarian of the school.The books, dealing with subjectsin p»Tychology and sociology, werevalued at between $2 and $3 apiece.Dr. Stinka, who is also an assistantprofessor of Church History, in com-nienting on the theft, said that thebooks were in the library on Satur¬day and that nothing could have beenremoved since Monday; thus limitingthe time for the act to the weekend. SALES TAXWhatever is eaten in the Coffeeshop, providing it costs more than19 cents, now costs one cent morein accordance with the Illinois Oc¬cupational tax. Eleanor Tregon-ning, manager, announced thatwhere the tax had formerly beenabsorbed, high costs have forcedit to be added in addition to thebill. Students in the college who havealready registered for the springquarter must secure the cla.s.s ticketsthat have been reserved for them onThursday, February 28, or Friday,March 1. To avoid delay the studentswhose last names begin with A to Linclusive are requested to come fortickets on Thursday and the othersThe makeup continues with All j on Friday. These tickets may be se-I humor, the excellent Wave cured in Cobb 211 on these days.Charles Tyroler, who should have osophical arnf chair ^h^*ic*’ Books^ls i havestayed in his own field tells “Why 11 revfewed bv B^ Kre^chor InH f \ college require-Am Not a Fraternity Man” for one the regular Uptown Lowdowr’ ' f divisionalwhole page. Continuing in the same! ^P^own Lowdown. courses should register in the college.paradoxical manner, Sidney Hyman i w jcleverly describes “Why I Am a Fra-1 UNTERMEYER SEES PURELY AMERICANternity Man” in one of the true rav¬ing Hyman ways, and still, this aroyal picture of the smooth seduc¬tive tones of a brother. Prize numbertwo.To give all sides to the picture,Dave Eisendrath sends an ingeniusletter to John Womer from PercivalWorthington and tells why rushingis the bunk.Phoenae gets down from her own j poet, critic, anthol-.sweet self to include a very sarcas- ogist, and essayisttic description, in very much of a“sour grapes” attitude of the 24 fra¬ternities. With shades of a 1931style, Weston and Tovrov explain thetypical members, favorite pastimesand gift suggestions of these.Fraternity FinancesPrize number three goes to theunique check style of “Dick Brown¬ing Joins a Fraternity,” the financialstory of his first year at college.Not enough credit and glory canever be sent to Mirror and the Wash¬ington Prom even in side columns His appearance tomorrow nightwill be Kay Kyser’s first upon his,return from an extensive tour ofsouthern colleges and universities,Kyser’s 14 piece orchestra has madea rapid climb to fame, being bestknown to University groups as theresult of its recent run at the Black-hawk cafe.Bellstrom CatchesBalloon Number 13CULTURE STILL IN EMBRYONIC STAGEBy HENRY F. KELLEYAmerica is now laying a basis for i son and his pupil Fred Astaire asa purely native culture that is nowin an embryonic stage, was theopinion expressedby Louis Unter-meyer last night inMandel hall. CalledUntermeyerand informal pictures of Mirror inRehearsal and Fashions at the Prom40 Campus WomenModel in Style ShowCotton dresses for all occasionsfrom sport wear to formal gowns willbe modeled by 40 campus women ata style show this afternoon at 4:30in the theater of Ida Noyes hall. TheHome Economics department withthe cooperation of Miss CatherineCleveland from the Cotton TextileInstitute of New York City is spon¬soring the exhibit.In conjunction with the style show,the home economics department willhave a display of interior decoratingplans. Mr. Untermeyeralso showed in hislecture that he isquite a humorist,keeping the audi¬ence laughing at hispuns and witticisms.”His lecture, “New Frontiers inAmerican Culture,” was the third inthe series sponsored by the StudentLecture service. He was introducedby George Sherburn, professor ofEnglish.Mr. Untermeyer showed that acombination of native energies, races,and creeds has resulted in a richself-expression. To illustrate thispoint he cited architecture to showthat the sky-scraper, a'^purely Amer¬ican creation, possesses the powerful,vital lines that symbolize Americanmasculine energy.“In music the trends are some¬what more backward,” he continued.“Musicians in America are just be¬ginning to turn to the Negro tradi¬tion which has produced two kmdsof great music, the spiritual andjazz,” he added.Likewise in painting, we are nowturning from European tradition topurely American themes, said thespeaker who named Grant Wood asone of the greatest American artists.In dancing he named Bill Robin- two of the greatest dancers today,having created a dance form secondto none.“Probably literature shows themost obvious trends toward beingpurely American,” the lecturer fur¬ther stated. “But,” he added, “therecan be no great American novel orepic because of the growing region¬alism.” There is developing an Amer¬ican language as shown in the slang,a language which is short, colorful,and muscular, yet poetic and dra¬matic. !The cinema is one art form not jyet developed, partly due to the cen-1sorship which would eliminate all jsuggestion. 1 Don Bellstrom will purchase aprom ticket at reduced rates as theresult of his successful seizure ofone of the balloons released fromCobb hall yesterday. Anotherchance for deduction in price wdllbe extended to lucky campusites to¬day when the Social committee in¬troduces cherries from the famouscherry tree to the quadrangles.Bellstrom caught a balloon bear¬ing the number 13, the lucky num¬ber, after more than 60 had beenreleased from an upper .storj’’ win¬dow. Other balloons bearing 13’s werenot returned to the prize committeeso no further awards will be made.ESTABLISH CAMPUSOFFICE FOR STEINDURING VISIT HEREGertrude Stein will occupy theapartment of Thornton Wilder, pro¬fessorial lecturer in English andprominent author, during the tw’Oweeks of her \dsit to the UniversityI set for March 1 to 15. An officeThe Slavonic club of the Univer- j on campus will be furnished the vis-sity is sponsoring the presentation of | iting writer in order to make pos-“The Marriage,” a thi-ee-act play at j sible the interviews with studentsInternational house Friday and Sat- j that Miss Stein desires.Slavonic Club StagesRussian Productionurday at 8:30. Tickets for the pro¬duction, priced at 60 cents for gen¬eral admission and 75 cents and onedollar for reserved seats are on sale.The play is a comedy written bythe Russian humorist Nikolai V. Go¬gol and will feature a Russian castunder the direction of Maria Astro-va Lazareff. The director has been as¬sociated with the Moscow Art theaterfor many years and was founder ofthe Maxim Gorky theater, a leadingtheater in Russia today. She has be¬come noted for applying the uniquemethods of the Moscow Art theaterto the American stage. Four lectures, probably beforelimited and selected audience.s, willbe given by the authoress during herstay. She has had one previous cam¬pus appearance, having spoken to agroup of faculty and students of theEnglish department last November.Thornton Wilder will give up hisapartment during the time of Stein’sstay, and probably will move toHitchcock hall.. Wilder, whose re¬cent novel *is a current best seller,long an acquaintance of Miss Steinand an adniirer of her wifitings, andhas been active' in arranging thevisit.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1935(Flj? iailg Ular00uFOUNDED IN 1901MEMDER^sotiatcd golUgtatf 'j^rcas'935^NaDISOII WISCOMSMThe Daily Marnon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mnrninKS except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company. 6831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15: business office:Room 15A Telephones: I^al 46 and Hyde Park 9221.Subscription rates: J2.50 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by Tbe Daily Maroon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student oninions, and are not necessarily theviews of the Univer.sity administration.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters shculd be addressed to the ESditor, The DailyMaroon. Lexington hall, University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will he withheld if requested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.30ARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORiAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley .lanet Lewy William W. WaUonRalph W. NlenolsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJack Bracken Ruby Howell James SnyderWells D. Barnette Julian A, Kiser Edward S. SternGeorge Felsenthal Godfrey Lehman Elinor TaylorZenia Goldberg June Rappaport Mary WalterGeorge SchustekBUSINESS ASSISTANTSDonald Elliott Alien Rosenbaum Richard SmithHarold SiegelNight Editor: George FelsenthalWednesday, February 20, 1935 above all the rest. His arguments are logical as ilong as one does not question the wisdom of hisoriginal tenets. jBut what is encouraging is the great number jof students that doubt the advisability of his !I ideas. He is evidently none too optimistic over jI the ability of the United States to stay out of an- ;; other war, while returns in the Literary DigestI Peace Poll show that a majority of students holdI exactly opposite views. He advocates an air and1 navy force second to none, but students againI disagree.Ii Mr. Hearst strongly backs compulsory military! drill in state supported schools, thereby exposingi himself to further criticism. “The time and energyrequired for military training are a small sacrifice! for the privilege of a free college education,” hei states, but forgets to mention the disastrous: effect which military drill has on the student.' He makes a strong plea for patriotism while‘ still clinging to the fallacious and outmoded view >that the way to be patriotic is to wave a flag and icarry a gun. It “We are a peaceful, but not a pacifist nation.” iNo reason, however, is offered to show why we ishould not become one. Furthermore, the opin- ^ion of college students as expressed by the PeacePoll seems to place Mr. Hearst’s statement in a 1bad light.The Travelling BazaarBy RABELAISTHAT GUY SHAKSPEREwas a pretty smart bird. Of course it isn’t! fair to him, but we’re going to print some snatch-i es and quotations from the Bard of Avon, and tellj you some people who might have made the re¬marks.♦ » ♦[j From Hamlet:To be, or not to be: that is the question;THE PEACE CONFERENCE ijIn line with the activity on campus this year iregarding world peace we are interested in theannouncement of the student anti-war conference}to be held at the end of the month. A numberof student groups and faculty members have or¬ganized the meeting which will attempt to formu¬late a plan of action that students can take. IThere is no question that such an aim is a goodone and that such a meeting should stimulate;thought on the question of peace. We were im- ■pressed by the list of faculty men and women Iwho are acting as sponsors and will take an active ipart in the conference. With such a group be¬hind it we would like to see as many student or¬ganizations as possible support the movement. Tomake it a success it is necessary that a wide num-!ber of opinions and beliefs are represented.We look forward with interest to this com- 'mendable attempt to organize student thought ,and opinion on peace.—H. P. H. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.Or to take arms against a sea of troubles.And by opposing end them?——William E. Scott.^ ^ ^From Macbeth:I will not yield.To kiss the ground before young Malcolm’s feet,And to be baited wdth the rabble’s curse.Though Burnham wood be come to Dunsinane,And thou opposed, being of no woman born.Yet I will try the last: before my bodyI throw my war-like shield. Lay on, Macduff,And damn’d be him who first cries, “Hold,enough!’’—Herbert Clark Hoover.l(c IkFrom Julius Caesar:Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your cars;I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.The evil that men do lives after them,The good is oft interred with their bone.s;So let it be with Caesar.—Harry D. Gideonse.STUDENTS GIVE THE BIRD TO MR. HEARST(Reprinted from The Daily Nebraskan)Evidently collegians either do not read WilliamRandolph Hearst’s editorials or they are givingKim the razzberry, also known as the bird andthe Bronx cheer,Mr. Hearst at present has picked on National iDefense Week as a vehicle to get his militaristicprinciples across to the public, and he has pulled jthe throttle wide open.Through the medium of his papers’ editorial ^columns the Sage of San Simeon issues a “clarion jcall to American patriotism,’’ with such soul stir- iring—or slightly nauseating, depending on the |point of view—utterances as the following: i"No matter how pressing other problems may !appear, their importance pales into insignificancewhen contrasted against the security of the landwe love.“We are ready to shed the last drop of blood ’to prevent the foreigner taking an inch of ourterritory.“We should be more than ready to prevent theshedding of one drop more than is necessary forits defense.“The better we are prepared to defend Amer¬ica the less likely that we shall be called uponto defend her against a foreign invasion.TKere is no substitute for adequate prepared¬ness, and to be adequate it must be equal to thestrongest in all the essentials of defense.”Mr. Hearst then propounds the theory that theAmerican navy must be second to none, whileOUT air forces must stand head and shoulders j From Romeo and Juliet:What’s in a name? that which we call a roseBy any other name would smell as .sweet;So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call’dRetain that dear perfection which he owesWithout that title.—Sophoni»ba P. Breckinridge.«From King Lear:Blow, wind.s, and crack your cheek.s! rage! blow!You cataracts and hurricanoes, spoutTill you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d thecocks!You sulpherous and thought-executing fires,V’aunt couriers of oak-cleaving thunder-bolts,Singe my white head!—Sheldon Tefft.^From Othello:I do not like the office,But, sith, I am enter’d in this cause so far.Pricked to’t by foolish honesty and love,I will go on.—Robert M. Hutchins.* ♦ »From Taming of the Shrew:Why does the world report that Kate doth limp?Oh, slanderous world! Kate like the hazel twigIs straight and slender, and as brown in hueAs hazel nuts, and sweeter than the kernels.0, let me see thee walk; thou dost not halt.—John P. Barden. 1* *Famous Last Words {It wasn’t that we were stealing your stuff, IHaven’t you ever heard of paraphrasing? MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYMFOR THEWASHINGTONThe leaders in aeee.ssories eonihine all theriehness and hrillianee of the Prom itself.Soft velvet. . . heautifully eiit rhinestones. . . the ronianee of allurin^i! perfiinie.s—allinseparable from any glorious affair—areassembled in Field’s Matehed ,\eeessoriesShops.Everything is new from the latest ParisOpenings . .. wraps, hags, elips, and thoseimportant ineidentals whieh make or marvour eostume.quilted taffeta wrap with flat¬tering eollar and large revers. The bellnleeven of three-quarter length re-|>eat the note of the eollar. While,MtHiuHtone and Black .... $19.75.ijter-h'ive Rtwm, Sixth FloorPROM“Blue (»ra>*K“ hy Arden;perfunic a« refrcHhingan aSpring breeze. An oz $.3.7.5Popular low’-hf«eled Kan-dals of gold and silverkid $7.75Stardust eaptured in therhinestone hair clip byChanel $1A surprising new versionof the peasant hoop ear¬ring $5A wisp of loveliness instarched chiffon shotwith silver thread . 50c(-ocktail hagof rough crepe;com-plcte even to perftinie flask . $.3If yoiTre a Prom trotter you willneed this rhinestone corsagepin $5*■ ‘\Iatcheti . iceessories''First FUntr and Sixth FloorifTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1935 Page ThreeFashionDictatesBy M. L.IN PREPARATIONThere’s a shop in the townWhose praises we sing,Their treatment we’re told,At the moment’s the thing.And if for the PROM you’d pretty be,be,To their door wend your way.It’s worth the fee.Four hours in all,If I recall,Is the time the whole thing takes,And in that time they’ll change you,arrange you.From the part on your head.To the points of your toe nails.And then dye them red.Massage, .shampoo, manicure andware,You get them all, and on each itemyou save.They say that it’s restful.That you’re perfectly groomed.Your make-up’s applied, your wavelightly combed, ,Nothing is neglected, each step isplanned.All of their skill is at your com¬mand.And as you step from your carAt the door of the Drake,Rested, refreshed, poised and assur¬ed,Let come what may, the evening isyours. Student lounge Ida Noyes at 12.Socialist club. Alumni room, IdaNoyes at 4.Zoology club. Zoology 29 at 4:30.Arrian. Alumni room, Ida Noyesat 7.French Circle. Library, Ida Noyesat 7.“The Trials of a Campaign Man¬ager.’’ Harold F. Gosnell. Social Sci¬ence 107 at 4:30.Junior Mathematics Club. EckhartSocial room at 4:30.MiscellaneousFaculty lunch. South Receptionroom, Ida Noyes at 12.Y. W. C. A. Tea. Y. W. C. A.room, Ida Noyes at 3:30.Home Economics Style Show. IdaNoyes theater at 4.Gates Hall Dinner. Y. W. C. A.room, Ida Noyes at 6:15.Social Dancing. Ida Noyes theaterat 7:30. XEIIXESDIUWSWIDEAPPRECIATION FROMCAMPUS AUDIENCESTheaterBy DAVID KUTNERToday on theQuadranglesTbe Daily MaroonThose students who have passedthe Daily Maroon journalism exam¬ination and are now on the staffwaiting list are requested to reportto the News Editor this week.Music and ReligionPhonograph concert. Social Scienceassembly hall at 12:30.Carillon recital. Frederick Mar¬riott. University chapel at 4.Lectures"Problems Facing America.’’ ScottNearing. Mandel hall at 3:30.“Organization and Administrationof the Chicago Municipal Court.’’The Honorable John J. Sonsteby,Chief Justice, Municipal Court, Chi¬cago. Social Science 122 at 4:30.MeetingsFreshman Women’s Council. Wic¬ker room Ida Noyes at 12.Y. W. C. Alumni room IdaNoyes at 12.Board of Women’s Organizations. CORNELIA OTIS SKINNERat the SelwynThe best of the one-woman shows,that of Cornelia Otis Skinner, is intown this week with the usual fan¬fare and trumpet blowing that ac¬companies her eagerly-awaited an¬nual appearance.This time. Miss Skinner introducesher new play. Mansion On the Hud¬son, one in which .she can well ex¬hibit her independent artistry. As isher usual wont, she employs but aminimum of settings; last night twochairs, a table, and a French doorwere sufficient for most of thescenes while in another a piano anda sofa were added. No more is need¬ed! The audience is made to feel,even if it cannot see, what is not onthe .stage.MANSION ONTHE HUDSONMansion On the Hudson consistsof six scenes at different periods oftime from 1880 to 1034 in Tall Trees,a stately estate overlooking the riverin New York. Miss Skinner, playingsuch roles as a high-minded aristo¬cratic wife of the ’80’s, a wife of apolitical boss, a bootlegger’s mate,and an old maid bitter and againstlife, is at all times natural. She is.superb in the third .scene, as the oldMi.ss Howland, who has lost herchance at matrimony and who is nowdeprived of her riches because of thewaywardnes.s of her brother, De-W’itt. She is bombastic, incrediblydramatic. She displays a wide rangeof emotion and a rising power of elo- By JEANNE STOLTEIn a genuine music lovers’ stylethe University chorus and Orchesis,celebrated the 250th anniversary ofthe birth of the famous composer,George Handel, by presenting hisopera, “Xerxes, or The AmorousKing,’’ to a large Chicago audiencethis past week-end. This is the firsttime that the opera had been everj produced in Chicago, and the occa-j sion created wide acclaim and appre-! ciation.j The performance was entertaining,I amusing, and presented with muchspirit and skill. A great deal ofcredit is due to Cecil M. Smith, whodirected and conducted the opera. Itwas as near as possible a duplicateof the first performance in Londonin 1738. The costumes were of 18thcentury fashion, elaborate and col¬orful, and the staging as executedby Thornton Wilder was truly bar¬oque. To some perhaps, the generaleffect might have been more impres¬sive had the producers stuck to theperiodic dress of the Persian era.Stanley Morner as Xerxes gave aneffective performance. His voice wasdeep, expressive, and powerful, whilehis appearance, and demeanor madethe role realistic. The feminine leadwas taken by Ruth Emery Riddlewith great ability and finesse. talking shopbyjane and bellecution; she gives the character thefire and pathos that it demands.She is the opposite extreme in thenext scene, as Mrs. Joe Kelly, thepolitician’s wife, reeking in wealthrolling in empty ambitions. And asTony’s wife, she is the foreigner,kind at heart, jealous of her hus¬band; she looks and speaks the rolewith complete mastery.GIVES THREECHARACTER SKETCHESPrior to the play. Miss Skinnerwhose engagement is limited to oneweek, gives three short charactersketches, the best of which is “TimesSquare.’’DREXEL THEATRE858 E. 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Whether you are wearinga tall coat or tuxedo—turn to Arrowfor the dress shirt, collar, handkerchiefand tie, and be assured of qualityhaberdashery In the latest style.SANFORIZED SHRUNKHARPER THEATRE5236 HarperWEDNESDAY“WE LIVE AGAIN ”Anna Sten - Fredric MarchMatinee Daily—15e 25e after 6:30 THE HUB is Chicago’s HeadquartersforARROW SHIRTSt MniRY CLrrfoNi ft^SoNiState and fackson—CHICAGOEVANSTON OAK PARK J4Burton CourtRushingA private letter writ¬ten by the head of ahouse to the presidentof the InterfraternityCouncil on the rushingin the dorms.by Eisendrath 1Why 1 Am aFraternity ManA story that ought toknock you into theaisles of your class¬rooms—about the ad¬vantages of being afraternity man.by Hyman •Why 1 Am Not aFraternity ManParadoxically enough,written by a fraternityman. That ought toget you!by Tyroler1Dick BrowningJoins a FraternityA series of expensesthat a freshman en¬countered during hisfreshman year on thiscampus. 1 (FreshmanComprehensiveFrom the frat into thefire—a comprehensiveexamination to end allcomprehensives.by Block »AND ....Round TownGertie the Co-CetterArm Chair ClinicWax and WaveBooksMirrorWashington PromUptown LowdownNot only ail of this — but, little Phoenae ispresenting more jokes, gags, shorts, and car¬toons in this issue than in any previous issue.thePhebruary Phraternityr nIS Ei I’N 1 i\OUT TODAY15c IJ the copyDAILY MAROON SPORTSPage Four WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1935 Sports Editor: Raymond LahrPSi U, PHI SIGS, ANDPHI SIG “B” TEAMSWIN l-M CAGE GAMESTONIGHT’S 1-M GAMES7:30M»rton Club vs. Judson court.8:15Hoffer’s Reds vs. Chiselers.9:00Deke Footballers vs. Psi Up-silon “B.” Chicago TankersTake 42-41 WinOver Loyola U.{ Saved from defeat by Charles Wil¬son’s spectacular swimming in the220-yard free style event, the Ma¬roon natators nosed out Loyola 42-41 at Bartlett last night.Chicago took the lead at the startand by the third event was ahead20-10. Loyola, led by Cornelius andi Elwell, however, took first place ini the 60-yard, 440-yard, and 100-yardj free style races to gain a 29-28 ad-, vantage over the Maroons.Loyola Wins RelayIn three close games, Psi Upsilon,Phi Sigma Delta, and the Phi Sig“B” basketball teams defeated PhiBeta Delta, Phi Psi, aQd Phi Psi “B’s”respectively in the Intramural tour¬ney last night in Bartlett gymnasium.Probably about the fastest gameof the evening took place when thePsi U’s, during a spurt in the finalhalf, downed Phi B. D.’s by a scoreof 20 to 17. Stapleton and Cochranestarred for the Psi U’s while Marverand Weiss proved to be the higherscorers for the defeated team. In thefirst half. Phi B. D. tossed 16 pointsto Psi U’s 5 but failed to maintainthe one sided score when their op¬ponents sank the ball in rapid suc¬cession during the second half for15 more points.Phi Psis LoseIn less pendulum like manner. PhiSig was victorious by the score of15-13 in a closely contested match,with Phi Psi. Wolf proved the highscorer for the victors, sinking theball for 10 points, while the Phi Psibaskets were divided between Meigsand Hathaway. The score throughoutthe entire game was close, the halfmarking 7-7 tie.In like manner the “B” teams ofthe same fraternities in the firstmatch of the evening fought to a 19-15 tally with Phi Sig in the lead. Theresult of the first half, however, prov¬ed more favorable to Phi Psi, thelatter leading by a 11-8 score. Thislead was not long maintained whenSmith and Pink of Phi Sig, findingtheir shooting eye, brought their teaminto the lead for final victory. Floyd Stauffer swept the field infancy diving, copping points in bothrequired and optional dives, and aid¬ed by Bob Swetlick who took third,gave the Maroons a two-point lead.It was evident that the 220-yard racewould clinch the meet, and Wilsoncame through in near-Conference rec¬ord time, 2:18.8.Cornelius’ flashing spurt in thecrawl portion of the medley relaygave Loyola the victory in that event.With George Nicoll swimming thebackstroke and Captain Dwyer thebreaststroke, Chicago was ahead allthe way, until Merritt Bush wasgradually overtaken and passed byCornelius who finished just a fewseconds ahead.Aside from the relays and diving,Chicago took first place only in the220 and in the 150-yard backstrokewhich was an easy win for Nicoll andBill Koenig who finished one-twoagainst Brydenthal’s slow third.The w’ater-polo match scheduledturned out to be only an exhibitiongame, since Loyola does not have avarsity team and Chicago men play¬ed on both sides. In the short gamethat was played, however, the cham¬pion Maroons led 10-0.Last night’s meet closed the swim¬ming schedule on campus and onlythe meet at Illinois on March 2 re¬mains. The big event of the swim¬ming season, the Conference Cham¬pionship meet will be run off at Ur-bana on March 16.Last Night’s Summaries400-yard relay: Won by Chicago(Brown, Stauffer, Homs, Wilson).Time—3:51.5.Bill Haarlow HoldsLead in ConferenceScoring CompetitionBill Haarlow, Maroon star, stillholds his place at the top of the con¬ference scoring column by a com¬fortable margin after a week-endbarrage of Big Ten games. Kesslerof Purdue has replaced Barko of theHawkeyes as runner-up, because ofKessler’s 23 point jump after the In-diana-Purdue game,Froschauer, Illinois ace, collected15 points in the Illinois-Purdue gamelast Saturday to hop from tenth tofifth place in the scoring column.Whitlinger of Ohio State droppeddown to fourth place and Kessler ofPurdue now occupies Barko’s secondplace. Wilson, another Ohio Stateman, moved up from eighth to sev¬enth place by adding ten points tohis total over the week-end. Bill 200-yard breast stroke: Won byBrydenthal (L); second, Dwyer (C);third, Stolar (C). Time—2:40.150-yard back stroke: Won byNicoll (C); second, Koenig (C);thirh, Brydenthal (L). Time—1:52.1.60-yard free style: Won by Cor¬nelius (L); second, Ertz (L); third.Brown (C). Time—:29.6.440-yard free style: Won by El¬well (L); second, Adams (C); third,Knuckstein (C). Time—5:30.4.100-yard free style: Won by Cor¬nelius (L); second. Brown (C); third.Woodfawn Cafeteria1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can have an extra dateeach week with the money yousave eating the Woodlawn w'ay.’’ RUN OFF QUALIFYING i! ROUNDS IN FIVE l-MI TRACK, FIELD EVENTSPreliminaries in five events andpreliminaries and finals in one eventwere run off in the winter Intramuraltrack meet held yesterday afternoonin the field house. Twenty-nine menfrom eleven organizations qualifiedin the four preliminary events, whichwere the 60-yard dash, 70-yard highhurdles, 70-yard low hurdles, and the440-yard run.Five fraternities also qualifiedin the organization relays. Finalsfor the meet are scheduled for to¬morrow afternoon in the field houseat 3:45. For the team championship,five places are counted, scoring 5, 4,3, 2, and 1. Participation points arealso awarded. The champion team forthe 1934 winter quarter meet wasPhi Kappa Psi. Qualifiers in the pre¬liminaries are as follows:Event Qualifiers1 60-yard dash: Balfanz, Psi U;Smith, Phi Psi; Zimont, S. A. E.;] Taylor, D. U.; Rossin, Phi B. D.; Fel-j senthal, Z. B. T.; Archipley, PhiDelt; Yedor, Phi B. D.; Jarz, unat-1 tached; Lotka, Phi B. D.; Kahnweil-er, Z. B, T.; and Handy, Alpha Delt.70-yard high hurdles: Taylor, D.U.; Ramsey, Psi U; Sheldon, C. T. jS,; Hathaway, Phi Psi; Steele, Psi jU; and Nicholson, Phi Psi.70-yard low hurdles: Ramsey, Psi jU; Zimont, S. A. E.; Yedor, Phi B. iD.; Wells, Phi Psi; Handy, AlphaDelt; and Painter, Psi U.440-yard run: Smith, Phi Psi; IWhitney, mhi Delt; Wasem, Alpha |Delt; Archipley, Phi Delt; and Law-jrie, D. U. jOrganization relays: Phi Kappa |Psi, Phi Beta Delta, Alpha Delta Phi, 'i Delta Kappa Epsilon, and Delta Up-1j silon. IThe first five places in the shot put |i finals were as follows: Perretz, Z.j B. T.; Fitzgerald, Deke; LaBelle,Deke; Fareed, Deke; and Wells, Phi |I Psi. The winning shot was 46 feet, '' 2 inches and was made by Perretz. '{Homs (C). Time—:55.2.I Fancy diving: Won by Stauffer i(C), 105.23 points; seiond, Swetlick '(C), 70.66 points; third. Lynch (L), i81.87 points.220-yard free style: Won by Wil-ison (C); second, Elwell (L); third,!Adams (C). Time—2:18.8.300-yard medley relay: Won byLoyola (Elwell, Brydenthal, Corne¬lius). Time—3:13.8.GECCGE/MENS SHOPFORMALACCESSORIESFor the Washington Prom_1003 E. 55th St.at EllisOpen EveningsLang, Chicago guard, has totaled 53points in the nine conference gamesplayed.Any Car |Washed 1orGreasedSo«No BetterJob atAny PriceTRiANON AUTO 5SERVICE I6118 Cottage Grove i TODAY AT READER'S — 61 st and Ellis Ave.Chicken Chow Mein- - - with - - -Crisp Noodles and Rolls — 30cOBERGcreated Shoulder Bouquets andthe peak of mastercraftsmanship.•1461 E. 57th Fairfax 3670 Sport FlashesBy TOM BARTONRalph Metcalfe, Marquette’s greatspeedster, is leading a Milwaukeeorchestra, no less. The Creole band,as it is called, plays in and aboutthe Hilltop city, contributing toRalph’s progress in the law school.He is a junior in the Marquette lawschool.* * *Various rumors, very unofficialand very unconfirmed, in other wordsnot authentic in the slightest, havebeen flitting around that the base¬ball team is going to take a train¬ing trip to Florida during the springintermission. As we have tried topoint out the rumor is about as au¬thentic as the rumors of a Japanesetrip this summer, two years, or five years from now.« * *Advantages of offense and defensein the basketball sport has neverbeen better shown than by standingof the Purdue and Wisconsin teamsfirst and second, respectively, in theBig Ten race. Purdue’s great offen¬sive team has lost only one tilt, scor¬ing 296 points in 8 games. Ohio Statehas scored 340 in 10 games and Iowahas scored 299 points in 9 games. Sothe Boilermakers lead the Big Tenin percentage points scored pergame, averaging 37 points a game.Now in reference to the defensepart of the game, Wisconsin has had216 points scored against them in9 games?. Northwestern has had 223 points scored against them, but thathas been done in eight games. Witliteams playing nine games, Minne¬sota has had 297 points scored againstthem and Iowa has had 299 pointsscored by opposition.From the standings w-e have com¬puted the following offensive and de¬fensive average of the Big Ten:AverageGame* T.P. O.P.Purdue 8 37 31Witconsin . . . 9 28 24Indiana 8 35 32Illinoi* 8 35 32Ohio State . . 10 34 31Minneiota . . . 9 32 33Iowa 9 33 33Northwestern 8 24 28Michigan .... 8 23 28Chicago 9 28 38And so the averages reveal thatthe best offensive team, Purdue, is atthe top of the stacks, with the bestdefensive team, Wisconsin, second.Social Lions in Action .. ..PROMTHEDRAKE HOTELThursday the 21st9-1 Bids$5.00WASHINGTONWho says we aren’t social,Us boys of the owl,If we skip the Prom,Just hear our girls yowl.The chapter en masse,You bet, will be there.The girls of our choice.With the pins that we share. The funny men make cracks.Our rivals, they sneer.But we’re true to Psi U.,So don’t have a fear.We’ve both hung our pins.And we’re proud of our catch.Say, we’ve done our part.In the old game of snatch.No folks, this is not Snozzola Durante asking NormaShearer for a date but our two well known campus per¬sonalities, Cinnie New and Sword Werner. Says theSword, “Am I mortified? Mutiny, I calls it, mutiny.Here I lays out myself five rocks of my own money andnow you say you don’t know, can you go to the Prom.”But you can take it from us, the New came through andthe Sword won by a nose.SECTION**National Collegiate News in Picture and Paragraph**U. S trademark serial number 313412AboveHE STOPPED THESCORE . A thrill-ins (foment duringthe University ofCalifornia-LoyoldUniversity (Los An-,geles) match playedat Yosemite NationalPark.ORTS LEADER » Jeanette Hall, student head of the5 program at LaSalle Junior College»(Auburndale, Mass.),or a thrilling toboggan ride. intirnational photo-HOUETTE » "Old Main,” administration building atrsity (Des Moines, la.), is outlined against the blacknessn early winter snow. SKI LEADER • Georgie Williams,Smith College (Northampton, Mass.), Isall set for a thrilling jump.WIDE WORLD PHOTOAboveSKI ENTHUSIASTS . Ruth Mc¬Nulty and Elizabeth Bailey, Middle-bury College (Vt.) students, arrivesafely at the bottom of College Hillwithout a spill.KING drapes the trees and shrubbery around the women's dormi- IMAGINARY CASTLES are constructed by the beating wind and spraying waterna State College (Flagstaff) with a fluttery blanket of white. on the shores of Lake Mendota at the University of Wisconsin (Madison).\TRAa AND FIELD CHAMPIONS MEET . (Left to Right)Walter Marty, Philip Good, of Bowdoin, Dudley Wilkins, ofSouthwestern Louisiana Institute, and Glen Cunningham, Universityof Kansas. keystone photo A STUDY IN SHADOWS » An unusual photo of stu<ists at Christian College (Columbia, Mo.) taken at a reee"MISS” COLONEL . JeanBurke is honorary leader ofCreighton University (Omaha)R.O.T.C. unit.HEADS YOUTH CONFERENCE » Viola lima addresses the American YouthConference at its recent meeting at New York University (New York City).^ 4:'; ' KEYSTONE PHOTO i riVt-lL/N UlbL » Ihis machine will grind the lyu-inch diens for the huge California Institute of Techr>ology (Pasadena) hKEYSTONDIREaS PRINCETON’S ATHLETICS » Prof. Durham Dellsheadsl^new Princeton University (N. J.) board of athletics.keystone photo^r'lt, MYI HOW SHOCKINGI » That’s what the two behind the screen are thinking in this scene fMt. 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And I’ve found that Ican smoke all I want and stillkeep my nerves healthy— when I smoke Camels.”(Signed) PAUL THOMPSONStar of Chicago Black Hawks^LL » Co-eds at the University of Hawaii (Honolulu) do their studyingthe Cairo waters of Waikiki. acme photoLAWyERS’ CLUS * This is the horoe of the taw students at the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)one of the most picturesque buildings of its kind.LeftMISSlOfReah TheCali form <through \College (by roissiohere beinOLDEST ALUMNUS » Francis Dooley^ University of Mississippi (University) graduate of 1862,visits the campus dressed in his Confederate uniform 'GREET NEW COACH Sports editors and writers of Chicago papers welcome Lynn Waldorf,Northwestern University (Evanston, III.) mentor, at Bismarck Hotel dinner.D'liD »irdck,ituUstu-at dat akhibitPhild-CLAIMS 3.2 BEER NON-INTOXICATING • Dr. A. J.Carlson, University of Chicago (III.), paid volunteers $1 aday to drink beer for science. wide world photoBelowHONOR ENGINEER » Thomas A. McGoldrick heads thestudent council at Manhattan College (N. Y.).ER .rman,ty of)hio)r, ISeniorniver-lawNCEJenal-)n theFresh-!edlerchool;stined ofaminofamedpassesJuniorlarkedihownimpus. OXFORD CREW PRACTICES » The Oxford University (England) crew opens its practice In prep¬aration for the Putney race. Henley Bridge is in background. keystone photoDRESS PARADE » The regimental staff of the coast artillery and infantry units at The Citadel, MilitaryCollege of South Carolina at Charleston.LEARNING AVIATION is a part of the requirements for co-eds at Peabody Teachers College (Nash¬ville, Tenn.). They also receive theoretical air training. acme photo* mSIof11*AN OLD'TIME FEUD protT)pted the Sigma Alpha Epsilon pledges at Ohio Wesleyan University(Delaware) to move the Phi Kappa Psi cannon downtown. le bijou photoSURF BOARD STUDY HALL » Co-eds at the University of Hawaii (Honolulu) do their studyingon a surf board drifting in the calm waters of Waikiki. acme photoLAWYERS’ CLUB • This is the home of the law students at the University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)—one of the most picturesque buildings of its kind.OLDEST ALUMNUS » Francis Dooley, University of Mississippi (University) graduate of 1862,visits the campus dressed in his Confederate uniformGREET NEW COACH » Sports editors and writers of Chicago papers welcome Lynn Waldorf,Northwestern University (Evanston, III.) mentor, at Bismarck Hotel dinner.aminofamedpassesJunior'arkedshownampus.ER »rrman,ity of3hio)er, ISsenioriniver-)f law:ncepenal-)ri theFresh-eedierSchoolId) CLAIMS 3.2 BEER NON-INTOXICATING • Dr. A. J.Carlson, University of Chicago (III.), paid volunteers $1 aday to drink beer for science. wide world photoBelowHONOR ENGINEER » Thomas A. McGoldrick heads thestudent council at Manhattan College (N. Y.).Farm3estineOXFORD CREW PRACTICES » The Oxford University (England) crew opens its practice m prep¬aration for the Putney race. Henley Bridge is in background. keystone photoDRESS PARADE » The regimental staff of the coast artillery and infantry units at The Citadel, MilitaryCollege of South Carolina at Charleston.LEARNING AVIATION is a part of the requirements for co-eds at Peabody Teachers College (Nash¬ville, Tenn.). They also receive theoretical air training. acme photoAN OLD’TIME FEUD prornpted the Sigma Alpha Epsilon pledges at Ohio Wesleyan University(Delaware) to move the Phi Kappa Psi cannon downtown. le bijou photo“Heil Hitler!”—Puppet“AND FOR GOD’S SAKE.WHERE’S THAT DAMNCOLLAR BUTTON?’’—Missouri Sho7vme'‘Take the adznee of an oldgrad, son, and get in Berdan’sDaily Theme class.”YALE RECORD"Loves me—Loves me nofl"—SundialEven though your heart be breaking—Laugh Clown, Laugh!—Bison“But, sir, u'hy can’t ice havea Cross Country teamt”—Pointer Ward BondUniversity of Southern California Lew AyresUniversity of Arizona Claire TrevorColumbia UniversityJohn Made BrownUniversity of Alabama Dick PowellLittle Rock Junior College Robert AllenDartmouth Col lege, Phi Kappa Psi Arthur HohlStanford UniversityWill RogersKemper Military AcademvJohn BolesUniversity of Texas Rosemary AmesMills College Nick ForanPrinceton University Norman FosterCarnegie Institute of TechnolocEdmund LoweSanta Clara University George MurphyYale University Sheila MannorsUniversity of California (L. A.) Sp>encer TracyMarquette University^ liiSniif rMHi migni oc me tllMOf this groiq? In the scries of YtstercUiy and Today pictures. Can'foo just imagine the bashful boys of the 1900 Pennsylvania Stab Collsuits (Stale Collesc) basketball team blushins at the fcanor the 1934 cage squad.(E PLEASANTEST SMOCK I EVERreceived m% WHEN I LEARNED\ THAT THERE ARE TvW FULLXOONCE5 OF MILO.MEUOW.O^'NO-BiTE" Vmm, ALBERTTy)\|N EVERV Tin >/-IPE ENGINEERINGCOLLEGE SWEETHEART” . JuanitaIhompson was given this name by students atDan,el Baker College (Brownwood, Tex^s). MMKU f» MADE UR Of A SyNCMROIIOOS «1QnP0RCONHiCTED TO AH AUrCRHArtNEi*JQ|]yy>H^eDg86iir emiRwoR.C«prr^L R A RefwAAi T«A«ee« CpwiyMiy. Wmwi«« Aalm. R C/^cithicC f<n^-^ /Yx^j,^J4ZU/\/o av^r;a-Albert THE NATIONALJOY SMOKE!ACE SWIMMERS . (Left to Right) CoachRobert Kiphuth, Yale University (New Haven,Conn.), Al Weghe, backstroke champion. ArtHighland, sprint champion, and Jack Medica,holder of several world's records.KEYSTONE PHOTO COLONEL KTTY » University of Iowa(Iowa City) R.O.T.C. members chose BettyWurster as their honorary cadet colonel.BY FRANZ J. MONTGOMERYUnhnmily of MlsfistolsCMfamosfMsIfo, Miim.) HbrtwntalI Wtwt rour old mod uy* «hfii youtot dOttfh.2. No coHcfidd woon «M.>. U«c o cortain toop for tlilo.'i. Wbot tiM profa or* dry oa.■ Whot people don't drink when (hey(o to one.Put this In front of 1 aerooa andyou hore a (ood tone KoofleOarmlehael.II yuat a tittle higher than Do.1*. An Irlah poet.It. How would you like a bottle of OldIt. We do our port.10. A dilcago radio atation.11. phoaette apelling of a aallor'a yoa.n. Angip-aaxon tabbr).n. Ofoek prefix neaning well or goodM You have to aak the huraar torthla.M. ppaoraalve pronoun.It. Olve him on Inch and he'll takethlale. Smoke e ^ .n. Oae thla to loothe the aavagriMMUIt,n. What the lanitota do to the boorda.W. A reiigteua aeet.41. Ootrboya ride thla.45. 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Add "n" to 44 acroaa.31. The middle name of the authoe ofHenrs Bamond.14. A Oaekne.v would aay that a camelKa_» a 'JS. Ttilr If said to be golden.J«. Part of the verb "to be."M. Ravel wrote one of these.St. The length of a movie omuedy <twawordai.4S. Toward the east.47. A aufflx denoting an agent, preferalon. or one ooncemed with.4#. To lean over.SS. Thu la a good win^ (or samebod.v.S4. The Itth letter of the Oreek alpha¬bet.Sg. Try one across again,to Mr. Manchu'a first name41 What »Answer To L«tlWo^'s PiiziltBy Omrlcs $. MHfr«llUnlvtnily of OmAs Substitute ByAlice F. JonesUniversity of AHcansesAnnabeUe Watldm was gf^ngthroi4;h a very mmaal stage atgirlhood. Whenever she chanced tootoerve some handsotne gratl^nian,her h«utt was gime. Long evenli^were then igient pondering andsighing ovmr this person of herdreams. Bar active mind wait sofar as to vtvUUy picture herself asa beautiful, elusive young lady,charming this most sought aftermale.But while her thoughts were sofcmdly rcMunlng, her father hadothcar idiMbs. Eighteen years beforehe bad beat Mtterly disai^iolntedat the thrth of a baby girl and hadsworn she wmild be as athletic asfwt of individual as his son wouldhave been.All her life Annabelle had beenffnxed to kick fofrthalls with hortiny fe^, thrust her lovely handsat heavy ixinching bags, and enter¬tain hmelf by onxstrucing differ¬ent objects with her expensive toolchest And now her father Insistedthat she learn to swim.Seven years before was the timethat ihe had ever summoned upetuHigh courage to enter the water,and at this time she was instantlyduckal by me of her weU mf»nlngfriends. It had taken poor Anna¬belle quite a while to recover ffomthis terrifying experience. For yearsthe use of the word “swimming'’had been pnhlbHed in the Wat¬kins’ household. But as timepassed, Mr. WaUdns overcamethese silly notions and resolvedthat his daughter should learn toswim, since he had been such anexceUent swimmer in his day.When Annabelle heard of theseI^ans, idle was horrified. She said jthat she was nevrar, never going tolearn to swim. Mr. Watkins,emsed at his daughter’s stubbornrefusal, called her a coward, a dis¬grace to humanity, and manyniunes which are not often repeat¬ed in polite society.The next day, after much tug¬ging, pulling, scr«unlng, oying,and yelling, Annabdle was finallyushered Into the car and rusheddown to the swimming pool. Afterbeing ncme-too-gently pliu^ in 1^suit by her usually timorous mother... for orders were orders . . . shewas escorted to the water’s edge.Amid her screams and cii^ theanxious parents tarted to Induceher to separate the bottom of thepool and her avoirdupois so thatshe might skim over the waterin an eel-like way. No, she wouldnot do it! Mr. Watkins went walk¬ing toward her, first tiring to coaxher lovingly, then laying aside allpretense of adoration and devotkm,he bf^gan reaching for her rebelli¬ous feet so as to make them kick,even If he had to do it himself.Annabelle was getting madder bythis time, since she had all the ter¬ra firma spectidors interestedlywatching the performance. Beingno puMlclty hound, Annabelle be¬gan to wish vehanenUy that theaudience would center their atten-ti(ms eteewhfflre. Finally, for thesake of the fmnlly name, she start¬ed slowly raising h^* previously tm-moMle feet to a height that wassomewhat n^uer the surface of thewater. Her mother’s beseeching ex-pressltm became triumphant; herfather loosmed his death-Uke gripon her benumbed legs, and the un-Mdden spectatess relaxed to a morenormal condition. In spite of allrradluticHis, Miss Watkins hadlearned to swim.With happy expressions on theirbeaming faces, the proud parentstalked a Uim streak all the wayhome. But Annabelle remained si¬lent. Wh«i th^ arrived at theirimposing domicile, she jumpedquidcly horn the car and rushedinto the house, runnhig straight toher room.Modest and timid? Oh, no4She was hearttnxiken that nogallant young gentleman wouldever be able to rescue her from theterrifying depths of a swimmingpool ... for now ^e could saveherself!COLLEGIATE DIGEST Sec¬tion is looking for Short Shortstories. Manuscripts must beaccompanied by return postagi^Fiyinent at regular rates uponacceptance. Address: Story l^i.tor. COLLEGIATE DIGESTSection. P. O. Box 472. Madisem.Wia.Printed by Alco Gravure Inc., Chicago, Ill. 5391.3-20LEAD LEAD-OUT . DeNean Staffordand Jane Miller headed the list of studentleaders at a recent University of Georgia(Athens) dance. He’s president of Pan-Hellenic Council and a Sigma Chi. IT*S OVER » A group of volley ball players show a burst of speed and actionin a recent practice session on the Columbia University (New York City) courts.VoHey ball Is one of the more popular of the intramural sports at the metropolitaninstitution, and the courts are located so as to be easily accessible to residentsof the dormitories.FRESHMAN CLASS HEADS . Carolyn Eichholt (Left) and Juanita Kastnerhead the class of ‘38 at Texas State College for Women (Denton) as presidentand vice-president, respectively. ROCKNE MEMORIAL . Th,5 gramteshaft marks the spot where Knufe RoeWfamed Notre Dame University (Ind ) coach,met his death in an airplane crash in theFlint Hills of Kansas, widk world photoNEW FROSH COACH . Fritz Mackey,formerly of Ohio Wesleyan University(Delaware, O.), has accepted a positionat Ohio State University (Columbus). STUDY IN CITY HALL » These Kalamazoo College (Mich.) students were,selected to work on city administration problems through the year with the mayorand city manager of Kalamazoo. LOOK AND DRESS ALIKE . Ofcourse Helen and Norma James are twins,and they attend Rhode Island State College(Kingston).PLAN ANNIVERSARY CARNIVAL » These members of the Dartmouth College (Hanover,N. H.) Outing Club made all of the arrangements for Dartmouth’s silver anniversary wintercarnival. The Carnival is one of the most extensive affairs of its kind planned by collegiansin the United States. SKI SUITS AND EAR MUFFS are regular-winter-time attire for thesUniversity of Vermont (Burlington) co-eds when the wind and snow drivacross their campus. ft