Vol. 35. No. 54.WilderCommentson ‘Xerxes’By THORNTON WILDERProfessorial Lecturer on EnglishHandel’s only comic opera ‘.‘Xer¬xes” was written during a timewhen the composer was weigheddown by a load of cares, was aboutto be haled into court as a bank¬rupt. and was in so low a state ofhealth that in a few months he wasto suffer a stroke of paralysis. Likehis other great works it was writtenin an incredibly short time. It wasbegun on Christmas day, 1737, (twodays after the completion of hisprevious opera) and it was finishedas far as the melodic line was con¬cerned, on February 6 of the nextyear. The last details of orchestra¬tion were completed on February 14. jHis greatest work ‘‘The Messiah” iwas even more swiftly turned out; Iit was sketched and .scored in twenty- jone days. His bankruptcy was not jduo to any lack of appreciation on Ithe part of the people of London. ;It resulted partly from the act thathe had undertaken the duties of the 'ater-management and partly from jthe animosity of his rival impresarios Iand composers. Among other effortsto ruin him his enemies had takento seeing that important balls andbanquets were given on the nights Ithat Handel’s opera company waslaunching a new production. For¬tunately Handel survived this lowebb in his health and fortunes bytwenty-one years of unremitted workand finally gained sufficient pri¬vate fortune to endow a FoundlingsHospiUl with a new organ, an occa¬sion which he celebrated by offer-ii« lor first performance in theworld bis latest oratorio ‘‘The Mes¬siah.” IROMANTIC ANDNOBLE WORKLike Mozart, Handel’s most joy¬ous works appeared when externalcircumstances were darkest. Al¬though the term ‘‘comic opera” ap¬pears in the announcements and onthe title page of ‘‘Xerxes” and al¬though there are farcical and clown¬ing passages during the action, thegreater part of the work is roman-1tic and even noble. No one knows 1who composed the libretto. It ap- jpears to be based upon some Frenchor Spanish drama of intrigue towhich at the last moment a clas.si-(•al Persian series of proper nameshas been appended. Throughout thewhole of the original score only oneallusion has been injected to iden¬tify it with the Near East. At the Iwedding ceremony at the close, the ^stage direction says there shall be analtar in front of an Image of the■•nin with golden rays darting outfrom it. The librettist had heard ofthe Zoroastrian sun-worship andthrew it in. The action of the operaabounds in disguises, kings incog¬nito, letters falling into the wronghands, princesses w’ho go to the warsdressed as soldiers and attemptedabductions.This complicated and preposter¬ous plot is only a few degrees worsehowever than most plots in opera.Only in this ca.se the activity of thecharacters is supported by great andsincere music, as though the plotmade sense, as though the actionwas adequately motivated, as thoughthe characters were flesh and blood.“Xerxes” is full of arias and duetsof love and suffering, of rage andrevenge, music of a vitality andtruth that would do justice to aShakespearean play. And betweenthese serious passages there are longstretches in which the comic servantand the playful mischief-making ladyof the court continue their activitiesin dialogue none too freshly writtenbut supported by music that breatheswit and charm. All these contradic-(Continued on page 4)SENIOR PICTURESAll seniors and club women whohave had pictures taken for Capand Gown last quarter, and expectto have them in the book musthave the proofs returned to thestudio, room 16 Lexington hall bynext Friday. The last times thephotographer will be here, will benext week, from Monday to Fri¬day inclusive. Appointments mustbe made by Tuesday before 4:30. IBatlp illatoon 0^^UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. JANUARY 18. 1935 (^6^ r'rice Three CentsOVERSTREET WILLLEAD DISCUSSIONAT DRU^ LAKECottrell, Lasswell, anidM’Keon Appearon ProgramAssembling to discuss the psycho¬logical problems of adjustment to the.strains of modern life, a group offifty-five students and faculty mem¬bers will spend February 2 and 3 atDruce Lake, inaugurating the sev¬enth year of these conferences.Leaders of the discussion will beDr. Han-y Allen Overstreet, head ofthe department of Philosophy of theCollege of the City of New York;Leonard S. Cottrell, instructor inSociology; Harold D. Lasswell, as¬sociate professor of Political Science,and Richard P. McKeon, visiting pro-fe.ssor of History, and assistant pro¬fessor of Philosophy at Columbia uni¬versity.Meet at ChapelMeeting at the northeast door ofthe Chapel, the participants will de¬part at eight o’clock, Saturday morn¬ing, February 2. The conference willopen at 10:30 with the addre.ss,“Clues to Personality,” given by Pro¬fessor Overstreet. Lunch will beserved at 12:45. Later in the after¬noon Mr. Cottrell will discuss “Per¬sonality Factors in Sex and MarriageAdjustment.” After dinner facultymembers will lead small informaldiscussion groups, to be followed bya recreation period.The next morning Professor Lass¬well will speak on “Society and Per¬sonal Insecurity” and the conferencewill terminate with Professor Mc-Keon’s Ulk on the “Disadvantagesand Limitations of Adjustment.”'Leonard Olson, Alpha Delta Phi,was chosen as the student chairman.Those composing the membershipcommittee are Edith McCarthy, thechairman, Robert Walker, BettyDavis, and Philip Lawrence. JamesMcDevitt is chairman of the trans¬portation committee, which also in¬cludes Hannah Fiske and ConnieFish. Betty Ann Nelson and Con¬nie Fish are in charge of recreation.Most of the men and women on thecommittee have previously attend¬ed these conferences.Faculty MemberPrepares ThirdMystery Novel“Blind Mouse Murder Case” is thetentative title of the third mysterynovel written by Martin Freeman,assistant professor of Business, thatwill be held for spring publicationby the E. P. Dutton company.The new book, the scene of whichis laid in the Hyde Park dLstrict,carries out in the alliteration of itstitle the pattern of its two predeces¬sors by Freeman, “Murder of aMidget,” and “Murder by Maggie.”First published four years ago, “Mur¬der of a Midget” was reprinted inan English edition last year.In addition to his regular activityin the Business school which now in¬cludes compositional work on atreati.se in collaboration with Profes¬sor Edward Duddy on communica¬tion in business. Professor Freemanis part author of an outstanding textbook of English written by James M.Manley, Edith Rickert, and Freeman.Furthermore, he is now actively in¬terested in the detailed study ofPercy B. Shelley that is being doneby Carl H. Grabo, associate professorof English.Freeman’s first mystery novel waspublished four years ago; the sec¬ond was issued the following year.The author feels that his ability towrite effective technical businessvolumes, academic literary studies,and popular novels springs fromthorough training in newspaper work.SEEK PIANOA square piano, such as those usedby our ancestors in the distant1860’s, is the object of a search car¬ried on by Hannah Fisk, in chargeof properties for the revival play of ithe Dramatic association, “Caste,”to be presented next week-end. ' Honor SocietiesSponsor DanceTomorrowNightTomorrow, to the tunes of RoySoderlind’s 10 piece orchestra. IronMask and Skull and Crescent willplay host to the campus at the all-University dance in the Cloister clubof Ida Noyes hall from 9 until 1.Admission to the dance may stillbe obtained for $1.10 a couple. Bidswill be kept on sale by the membersof the honor societies and by thefreshman salesmen all day todayand may be purchased at the doortomorrow night.j Dean and Mrs. William E. ScottI and Mr. and Mrs. William Bethkewill act as patrons for the party.I The dance will cap the campus eventsj of the evening tomorrow, takingplace after the basketball game be¬tween the University and the Uni¬versity of Minnesota.I The groups that have planned thei dance, the junior and sophomore hon-! orary societies, have scheduled theI affair on campus in an effort to pro-j mote University functions among theI undergraduates. The convenient lo¬cation of the party makes possible aI representative attendance.; In charge of arrangements for the' dance have been Henry Miller, gen-; eral chairman; John Beal, orchestra1 arrangements; Robert Bethke, ticketI .sales; and Melvin Ury and Juliani Kiser, publicity. Ralph Nicholson andI Gordon Petersen of Iron Mask help-! ed direct the arrangements.COUNCIL AGREESi ON JOINT BUYINGOF VEGETABLESA temporary plan to include thepurchase of vegetables in the pro¬gram of the Interfraternity councilcooperative buying agency wasagreed upon at a meeting of theagency managers and fraternityhouse stewards held last evening atthe Reynolds club. Expansion of theprogram to include the purchase ofmeats, coal, tea, and general groc¬eries was also discussed, but no def¬inite action was taken.One of the major difficulties con¬fronting the fraternities in attempt¬ing to arrange an extension of theprogram is the provision in the con¬tract agreement between the indi¬vidual houses and the agency, thatthe fraternities keep on deposit withthe agency a sum equal to 76 per¬cent of the average monthly bill lastquarter for the services offered bythe agency.Any expansion of program, there¬fore, would usually have to be ac¬companied by an increase deposit,according to the contract. In arriv¬ing at the temporary plan for buy¬ing vegetables, however, EverettGeorge, manager of the agencywaived this rule and agreed to offercooperative purchase of vegetables toall of the houses whose bill for thefirst half of January has been paid.George also stated that he wasworking on a plan to reduce theamount of deposit required for anextension of the program in otherdirections. The grocery purchasescheme discussed was one used bythe fraternity cooperative at theUniversity of Wisconsin wnere awholesale house supplies staples on aco.st plus a percentage oasis.W. A. A. SponsorsSnow Ball TonightA Snow Ball, an all Universityopen house, is to be held in IdaNoyes at 9 tonight. It is sponsoredby the W. A. A., and ElizabethThompson has been elected chair¬man of the Ball.The whole building will be openfor the evening. Games will be play¬ed in the gjminasiums and the danc¬ing will take place in the CloisterClub, which to be entirely decoratedin white.In addition to the Mirror tapchorus and other previously announc¬ed entertainers, Virginia New andNathan Krevitsky will put on a spe¬cial dance number. Music will befurnished by the popular Roy Lind’snine piece orchestra.There will be an admission chargeof 25 cents a person and refresh¬ments will be served without change.Tickets may be obtained at the dooror from Kay Wendt and her com¬mittee. I Announce Judgesof Mirror PostersMrs. Frederic Woodward, EdwardF. Rothschild, assistant professor ofHistory of Art, and Frank H.O’Hara, director of dramatic produc¬tions, are the three judges who havebeen selected for the annual Mirrorposter designing contest, it was an¬nounced yesterday by the Mirrorboard.Any student or former student ofthe University is eligible to compete,and all designs must be submittedbefore February 1. The posters willbe judged on Monday, February 4.Singing tryouts for the Mirror Re¬vue will take place this afternoon at3:30 in Mandel hall.GAGE TEAM SEEKSFIRST CONFERENCEWIN OVER GOPHERSNorgren to Start Same Fivethat Opened CameAgainst PurdueHoping for their first win againsta Conference opponent, the Marooncagers play their first Big Ten gameon the home floor against Minnesotatomorrow evening at 8.The Gophers are in no sense aweak team. They had little troubledisposing of the weak Michigan ag¬gregation last Saturday, and Mon¬day lost to Iowa, leaders in the Con¬ference, 39 to 33, only, after theyhad forced the game into an over¬time period. Notwithstanding thisrecord, the Maroons ought to battlethem on fairly even terms, as theyhave the heavy advantage of thehome floor and have been improvingsteadily in their team play. Minne¬sota boasts of three good scorers,Norman, the center, is a fine pivotman, Svenson, a guard, is a goodlong shot, and Roscoe, a forward, isa phenomenal one-handed shot. Allmust be guarded closely.Coach Nelson Norgren has indicat¬ed that he will start the same teamthat took the floor against Purdue,namely: Flinn and Haarlow at theforward positions, Peterson at cen¬ter, and Dorsey and Lang at guards.However, in an attempt to keep thecenter jump, Norgren may changeoff Eldred with Peterson so that hemay have a fresh man at that positionat all times. Weiss may get a crackat guard if Dorsey fails to score, asthe team needs the scoring punch ofat least three men, and not two asit has been in the past. If thingsgo right with the Maroons, Duvalland Pritikin will probably get achance at forward.Monday evening the Maroons playOhio state at Columbus. The Bucsare rated as one of the weaker teamsin the Big Ten, and the results ofthe game will probably figure heav¬ily as to who will occupy the base¬ment in the Conference.C. T. S. PRESENTS‘DOCTOR DECIDES’IN MANDEL HALL“The Doctor Decides,” a one actplay, will be the presentation of theChicago Theological Seminary play¬ers in Mandel Hall on January 29at 7:30 as a part of Minister’s Weekprogram. The players are a groupof advanced drama students who aremaking this a project in the dramaproduction class.The play was written by Dr. FredEastman, professor of Biography,Literature, and Drama in the ChicagoTheological Seminary, who, duringthe past few years, has been inter¬preting through drama some of themost important social conflicts ofAmerican life. More than a thousandof his plays have been produced incolleges, schools, churches, and the¬aters.The problems of a doctor who be¬comes a medical missionary in thesouthern mountains constitute thetheme of “The Doctor Decides.” Onone hand he is faced with a cantak-erous deacon, together with failingfinancial support, and a girl who willmarry him only if he returns to thecity and takes up private practiceagain. On the other hand he is con¬fronted with the increasing humanneeds in the mountains. W. D. Macmillan, IGERTRUDE STEINAstrophysicist,Talks in ChapelWm. MacmillanRecipient of many internationalastronomical and mathematical hon¬ors, Professor William Duncan Mac¬millan, Professorof Astronomy atthe University,will be the nextspeaker at theChapel Sundayat 11. Jaan Int-Hout will readthe service.The addresswill center aboutthe scientific in¬terpretation ofnature.ProfessorMacmillan has been a research stu¬dent and affiliated with the Univer¬sity for almost thirty years, receiv¬ing both his master’s and doctor’sdegree here. He has beefi a profes¬sor of Astronomy since 1924.He will discuss the scientist’spoint of view concerning the in¬tellectual structure he has built up'will be stressed.Received Many HonorsIn honor of his achievementsProfessor Macmillan was appoint¬ed Major of the Ordinance Depart¬ment of the U. S. A. in 1918; Fel¬low of the A. A. A. S., and the RoyalAstronomical Society. He is a mem¬ber of the American MathematicsSociety, the Astronomical and As¬trophysics Society of America, andthe Societe Astronomique de France.The author of “Statics and theDynamics of a Particle,” he also con¬tributed many other textbooks onthe field of mechanics.Under the direction of David Ny-vall, Jr., conductor, the Lindblom ACappella Choir will present a pro¬gram at the Musical Vesper servicein the Chapel at 4:30. litis chorus^from the Lindblom high school, is inthe first rank of the secondary schoolchoruses of the country. An annualinvitation is extended to them tosing at the Chapel.The pro,gram includes Christian¬sen’s “Hosanna!”; “Lullaby onChristmas Eve;” the chorale, “Wake,Awake, for Night Is Flying;” Bach’s“Planets, Stars, and Airs of Space;”George Schumann’s “ChristmasCradle Son,” and the famous “Gos-podi Pomilui” of the Russian com¬poser Lvovski. TD DE HERE TWDWEEKS £ MARCHWill Give 4 Lectures,and Hold StudentInterviewsGertrude Stein, the much discuss¬ed writer who cancelled her lecturesscheduled by the Student LectureService in November, will spend twoweeks on the University campus atthe end of the winter quarter, dur¬ing which time she will deliver fourlectures and meet and converse withstudents in informal conferences.Detailed arrangements for MissStein’s visit have not yet been com¬pleted, but attempts will be madeto have the distinguished authoresslive on the quadrangles during herstay which is set for March 1 to 15.The exact times and places for thefour lectures that will be given havenot been determined, nor is it yetknown whether or not the audienceswill be limited. The visit is beingarranged by Dean William E. Scottand the President’s o^ice.Lecture Dates Not SetIt was thought by Deki) Sicott thata dozen small, informal meetings be¬tween Miss Stein and students wouldbe held in addition to the lectures.It is probable that both the lecturesand the conferences Will be attend¬ed by select groups, fa(r, the writ¬er’s previous visit to the University,her public lectures before lw*ge andunselected audiences were not given.According to ThoVnton Wilder,professorial lecturer aAd author atthe University who has b^n corre¬sponding with the ecdOhtne visitor,Gertrude Stein is making a numberof stays throughout the ei^t simi¬lar to the one planned at the Uni¬versity.At her earlier appbarantid at theUniversity, Miss Stein dxpreased ap¬proval for the studentf, ^th whomshe came in contact, sa^hg that theyhad a resiliency and astuteness thatwas not met with by her in othercolleges and universities'.*’ '*The lectures to be givsn by herfor the Student Lecture Service werecancelled when Miss Stein learnedthat she was to address audiencesof more than 1000 people whereasshe makes a practice 6f appearingonly before groups of BOO or less.Buck Finds Four Inherent Powersin Creative Mind of Ideal Novelist“The creative mind as found inthe novelist must have four nativeand inherent powers: observation,emotion, imagination, and expres¬sion,” stated Pearl S. Buck last nightin her lecture at Mandel hall. Mrs.Buck’s talk “The Creative Mind atWork” is the second in the WilliamVau,ghn Moody lecture series.She went on to say that of thesepowers the mind must have observa¬tion first of all. The perfect novel¬ist does not purposely go out to col¬lect material—he cannot keep fromobserving.“The novelist is limited by likesand dislikes,” continued Mrs. Buck,“for the perfect novelist has nothesis. He regards people first ofall as people and not as material forhis book. The only way to obseiyeis to observe by living; otherwise themind will see but not comprehend.The truly creative mind observes asit lives and lives as it observes.”After observation the novelist usesemotion. The true novelist writesonly about what he can feel, and inhis feeling forgets himself. Further¬more the truly creative mind ob¬serves and feels without censure andprejudice.The third creative power is imag¬ination. The author must be able toput himself into a situation whichhe has never experienced. Yet hemust discipline his imagination asCAP AND GOWNRegistration for the Cap andGown pledge contest closes tomor¬row. All club pledges who havenot called for their subscriptionbooks must do so at the Cap andGown office before 5 tomorrow. '' well, eliminating anything that doesnot add to the theme.These three powers dea( with thecreating and changing of material,The fourth power, expresilon, dealswith the pattern, of which there aretwo aspects, logical structure andfitting words.Mrs. Buck concluded, “The crea¬tive mind is a human Creature bornabnormally, inhumanly sensitivewho feels he must create. It is wellthat there are more of them in theworld, but it is well that there arethose that there are,”Plans for StudentSymposium DiscussedPlans for a symposium of studentopinion to be sponsored by TheDaily Maroon in conjunction withthe Student Union against War andFascism will be discussed Monday at3:30 in the common room of Swifthall. All campus organizations, whotake pride in having a purpose andwho wish to take part in the sym¬posium, should select a delegate tobe present at the meeting.Although it is not required thatthey do it, the organization shouldsend as their representative the per¬son who they desire to have speakfor them in the symposium. Com¬plete arrangements as to time, place,and order and length of speakers willbe discussed.For some time after the symposiumon the peace poll which was heldTuesday evening was announced,there was agitation among the stu¬dent body for a time and place toexpress their own;, views. In orderto gratify this de8ire,^he Daily Ma¬roon and the Studeht tnAoli are mak¬ing the discussion possible.IPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1935iatlg UlarnimFOUNDED m 1901^sociaUft^1934 (goilSiif BiattlMAOlSOli W1SOOICMThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity ©f Chica^ro, published mornings except Mturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springgtiyrter by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University Avenne*Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15: business office:Room 15A Telephones; Local 46 and Hyde Park 9221.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Tile University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for nnytract entered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Dally Maroonwill not be responsihle for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public leUers should be addressed to the Editor. The DailyMaroon, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be withheld if reouested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy William W. WatsonRalph W. Nleaolson *BUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett BtewffEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSShirley Baker Zenia Goldberg George SchustekJohn Ballenger Ruby Howell James SnyderJack Bracken Julian A. Kiser Edward S. SternWells D. Burnette Godfrey Lehman Elinor TaylorGeorge Pelacnthal June Rappaport Mary WaiterBUSINESS ASSISTANTSDonald Elliott Allen Rosenbaum Richard SmithPaul Lyncn Harold Siegel Roy WarshawskySeymour WeinsteinNtght Editor: Henry KelleyFriday, January 18, 1935.PEACE AND PROPAGANDA(R^riated from The Oregon Daily Emerald)Yesterday we wrote an editorial called “WarInevitable.” It suggested that the efforts of thepeace societies would prove unavailing unlessthey found some way to strip war of its glamour,its excitement and adventure. Today we will at¬tempt to show what steps would be necessary toachieve this end.To begin with, it would be necessary for thegroup * to'V have an advertising appropriation aslarge* as that of any major cigarette company,for this i«' primarily a propaganda proposition.Swond, the group must have a corps of lob-byisbl^ large and active as the munitionsmen.i and a director who is clever, unscrupulousand persuasive.They should begin with an illustrated billboard,magazine, and newspaper campaign. Not thedignlhad, restrained matter printed heretofore;but headlines that shriek their message, picturesthat burn it on the brain.Make the horror, waste, and insanity of warLIVE for everyone able to read or see.Show them broken, mangled men across a fieldgun; fire-gutted houses; the horribly smashedwreckage of war planes; cold, mute bodies piledlike faggots; sour, shell-pitted fields and a skylineof mutilated trees.Associate every branch of the army, navy, andair force with some scene of horror, and hammerit home, day after day, month after month, yearafter year. Film talkie shorts with martial musicas their background, and for their scenes havoc,destruction, and death; so that the thrill is goneeven from the bugles and the drums.So much for influencing the public mind.As for the legislative bodies, congressmen canbe bought, threatened, or persuaded until legis¬lation with«teeth is enacted, taking away all theprofits from munitions manufacturing, and apply¬ing the same penalty as treason bears to any per¬son cofrvicted of inciting war for personal gains, jThis campaign, with the support of the ministry, ithe newspapers, and the schools behind it, should ;stamp a horror of war on the minds of the nation. !But, this burden cannot be assumed by one jnation alone. Every important nation must in- !augurate it at the same time, for under the presentsystem of balance of power, the United States orany other nation that attempts to proceed alonewould be penalized severely, and perhaps disaster- !ously, by the more greedy and self-centered coun- I. Itries.. , i, •First IW 'agreement must be reached betweennations, then the campaign can begin.■* AND JUST ANOTHER FOLKWAYAnyone writing a modern history of the Uni¬versity would have to consider at great length thephenomenom that takes place in the circle everynoon. To say that the campus has no social spiritis erroneous in the light of this instance.For at that time, as everyone knows, the pa¬rade of cars swarms from all sides to the sacredmeeting place, there to remain in various helter-skelter formations until the desired effect, thatof blocking traffic completing, is accomplished.Then, with a fanfare of horns, the caravan moveson, filled with the spirit ol joy and happiness.To Buildings and Grounds, which has beenfigureatively tearing its hair for years about thesituation, we recommend either turning the circleinto an official parking lot, or installing trafficlights.—H. P. H. Today on theQuadranglesFRIDAYMeeting*W.A.A. Ida Noyes fk.Dm 3 to 5.MiscellaneousW.A.A. open house at Ida Noyesfrom 9 to 12. Admission 25 cents.Lutheran club opening party inIda Noyes from 8 to 12.Instructional talking pictures inGraduate Education, room 126 at3:30.Polo. Chicago vs. Detroit. ChicagoRiding club at 8:15.The Travelling BazaarBy RABELAISCONTEMPLATION: (In the style o/, and withapologies to: TONY WONS.)Y’know, sometimes a humor columnist doesn’tfeel like writing something funny. Every nowand then you get kind of a funny feeling in thepit of your stomach and feel sort of blue. It’s hardto write a column then.... a column that’ll makeyou laugh. And when we both let the oppressingweather and everything get under our skin....why hell, it’s just plain hard, that’s all.It’s not that there’s anything definitely thomatter, and it’s not that things have really goneall wrong, but you just begin to wonder what’.severything leading to and is it all worth thestruggle you make. And it’s thoughts like thatmake you blue. There isn’t much that can giveyou comfort at a time like this, is there? Youjust sit alone in your little bare room, and it’scold and damp. And you feel chilly, too. Youwait for the phone to ring downstairs, and youwait for a knock on the door, but nothin’ hap¬pens. You just sit and wait.Can you blame us for feeling blue? Gee, ifthere were only somebody we could turn to or.some place we could go to ease our worries andcares. But, that’s something a mother can do foryou.... and nobody else. Remember way hackwhen mother used to take you. her little boy, onher knee and rock back and forth and lull you tosleep singing those sweet lullabies with that softvoice of hers? Sure you do. And what wouldn’tyou give to have your mother sing those songsto you once again... .right now? Why, you’d giveeverything in the world....if you could....andyou’d be glaJ to give it, too. Who wouldn’t?You can .see her now, can’t you....your littlemother. There she is sitting... .waiting for you.Oh, I don’t know, some folks like to laugh andmake fun of fellows like A1 Jolson and GeorgeJessel because they sing so much about theirmothers. But they were little boys once, too....just like you and I....on their mother’s knees.“I’d walk a million miles for one of yoursmilesI would, mother.... really Iwould. “One bright and guiding light that taughtme wrong from right I found in my mother’seyes. .and I did, mother....! found that' truth in your eyes....and I know all you folksout there did, too.Now, you’ll probably want to know just whatthis is all about. Well, then, here goes. This pro¬gram is brought to you through the courtesy of.Mother’.s Own Maple Syrup, and without the co¬operation of these generous sponsors, it would beimpossible to give you the.se weekly programs,.so full of .sweetness and light and the essenceof human knowledge.Now, I’ll tell you what to do while you’ielistenin’ to this program. Send your mother intothe kitchen, because .she won’t feel like listenin’anyway, and have her stand over the hot stoveand make a whole mess of pancakes for you.Then, while she’s washing the pan and cleaningup the kitchen in general, you pour .some ofMother’s Own Maple Syrup over your pancakesand eat them. Yum-yum. Good, hmmmm? Nowyou don’t have to worry about saving any of thepancakes for mother, because they’li all be coldby then anyway, and besides, she’ll oe .so tiredthat all she’ll want to do is go pour herself intobed, for she’ll have to get up at five o’clock to¬morrow morning to fix up the house and getyour breakfast.Now, friends of the air, while mother goes outand does the chores we’ll say good night to you,and just remind you that your motto next weekshould be, “Be kind to your mother, and she’ll bekind to you.’’ Good night again, and 'when wecome on next week, you’ll be listenin’, won’t you,hmmmm?♦ ♦ ♦IN THE NATURE OF A REMINDEROnce again, let Rabelais remind you that Sat¬urday nighc i.-’ the night of nights. Delving aroundinto the per.sonal life of every big shot on thecampus has forced us to an inevitable conclusion;namely, that every person who is anybody on thecampus will be at the IRON MASK-SKULLAND CRESCENT party Saturday night (to¬morrow) and Ida Noyes with the genial geniusof jazz.... whatshisname?.... We’ll be seein’yah!* ♦ ♦FAMOUS LAST WORDSarch yonr back, genevieve SATURDAYLectureI Washington Park Forum. Profes¬sor William A. Irwin will speak onj “Economic Background of Christand His Work.” 6252 Champlain at8.MiscellaneousZeta Beta Tau buffet supper athouse from 6:30 to 10:30.Pi Lambda Phi dinner dance atthe Palmer house from 8 to 1.Skull and Crescent and Iron Maskdance in Cloister club of Ida Noyesfrom 9 to 1.Games in theater of Ida Noyesfrom 8 to 12.Gymnasium meet with George Wil¬liams. Bartlett at 3.Basketball game with Minnesota.Field house Saturday at 8.Wrestling meet with Indiana. Bart¬lett at 9:15.SUNDAYMusic and ReligionUniversity chapel. William D.Macmillan will speak at the religiousservice at 11.Carillon recital at 4, FrederickMarriott.Lindblom A Capella choir at 4:30.David Nyvall Jr., conductor.MiscellaneonsPhi Delta Theta buffet supper forEsoteric club from 6:30 to 10:30.Arrian tea in Y. W. C. A. roomof Ida Noyes from 3 *lo 6.Mirror Tappers in Mandel hallfrom 3 to 5.PUBLIX CAFETERIA1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can attend the Washing¬ton Prom with the money yousave eating the Publix way.”THREE MONTHS' COUISErOR COLlEGt STUOfNTS ANO OgAMATMA thoroHtk, intmuim. tttnogrmMkm mmm~mrnrtina JtmMmry I, April i. Juif I, Omtm i,tnitmtina BookUt mmt frm. witkarnHAUamim—writt0r phmm*. N» nWrtRsn mmpImmAmoserBUSINESS COLLIOIPAWi MOtIt. I.B^PW.ARttmtmrCmt’mt.mpmi m HightutU» 0mly. mmy Pr rtartm^mny Momdap,Fvmina. E\ rung Counrs opan A»116 S. Michigan A ve., Chicago, Rondolph 434Fkotels Windermereinvite you for any party, of any size.No matter what the occasion, hereyou will find everything you need forperfect enjoyment. For large gather¬ings— fraternity or sorority dances,entertainments, balls the ballroomis complete. For smaller gatherings,private dining rooms are available.Or, if there are just a few dining to¬gether, there is a la carte and tabled'hote service. Important, too, is thefact that it costs surprisingly little toentertain here.Illind ermereS6th Strsst At Jsekson Park • Chicago IN OURPATRICIAN ROOMwe serve popular full course dinners50c to 75cDailySunday 5:30 to 8:00 P.M.12:00 to 8:00 P.M.We have facilities for handling large dinners for partiesand clubs and solicit your inquiries.GLADSTONE HOTEL62(X) Kenwood Ave. H. P. 4100STINEWAY DRUGSPRECISE PRESCRIPTIONISTS57th at KenwoodWhen you phone Stineway!Your order is on the wayWhether you want our soda fountain service, cosmetics,drugs, prescriptions, or a box of candy—Stineway willgive you prompt delivery service.PHONE DORCHESTER 2844Live in Home-LikeQuartersWe sp>ecialize in attractiverooms for faculty members and studentsat the U. of C.Individual rooms or suiteswith or without bath.Ideally arranged for quietand study.Prices to suit your purse.Rates $2.50 to $ I 2.00 per week.TheHarvard Hotel5714 Blackstone AvenuePhone Hyde Park 2780Miss Grayce Naismith,Mgr.WE >SK YOUoWhich club has the most promisingpledge class?Who will win the sales contestfor club pledges?Buy your CAP Cr GOWN subscriptionfrom your favorite pledeePLACES TO GOTHE DAILY MARCK)N, FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1935 Page 1 hretDREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rdFrl.—“ONE NIGHT OF LOVE”Gtm* MMre.Sat^^SBCRETS OF THE CHATEAU”CUIre D«dd.S«b.-Mo«^”CAPTAIN hates THESRA” with Victor McLaslen HARVARD HOTELOPERATES UNDERNEW MANAGERChicago’s Finest CafeUTTLE TED’SGARDEN1222 £. 63rdAL MARNEYCr His Orchestra3^ Floor ShowaNlrhtlrFor ReservationsPhoneHyde Park 10333No Giver Charge8 Cmmnu 50 fir 65Nom Day Lunchaoii 35'Next Door to Ted’s Beauty Shop” I Miss Grayce Naismith, who wasI formerly with the Drake and Black-, stone hotels, has been secured by theHarvard hotel to serve as its newmanager.Located at 5714 Blackstone av¬enue, the neighborhood hostelry hasmoderate rents, ranging from $2.50to $12.00 per week. With its roomsideally arranged for quiet study, thehotel has a great number of studentsand professors living there at thepresent time who find it quite com¬mendable for concentrated study.The rooms, which may be had withor without bath, have been complete¬ly redecorated, and have completehotel service. CELEBRITY NIGHTFreshmen at Lehigh university(Bethlehem, Pa.) have a higher in¬telligence than la.st year’s freshmanclass, according to results obtainedfrom a recent psychological test.AVALONIAN CLUB6616 Cottage Grove Ave.3 Floor Shows Nightly- - - FEATURING - - -TRACY AND DUNCANB. fic K. StarsMusic by Ray Parker and his OrchestraFor Reservations Call Midway 9308NO COVER OR NO MINIMUMTHE VENETIAN ROOMatHOTEL SOUTHMOOR.An American reflection of the streets of Old Venicethe Doge’s Palace and St. Mark’sPlaceAvailable forCABARET DININGDANCING TEA DANSANTNorman Fellman, mgr.Tel. Fairfax 5100 Stony Island at 67th St.It’s June in JanuarySome times your lonely but Believe me be¬loved you old man of the mountain love isjust around the corner. You’re the top,you’re a builder upper so if smoke getsinto your eyes you’ll know it s love inbloom. You’ve got an invitation to a.danceof college rhythm so you had better gathertogether one and one tenth of a wagonwheel and be a’headin’ for the last round¬up” for this big one night of love or you 11be out in the cold again.ROY SODERLINDand his ten-piece dance orchestra play atthe Iron Mask and Skull and CrescentALL-UNIVERSITYDANCESat., Jan. 19 Bids9_^ $1.10THE CLOISTER CLUB OF IDA NOYESHALL By MARKER STANTONHELLO I Sweethearts in their new number.This being our first issue, we seem | JACK BENNY. ..called upon to say “Hello,” and stateour purpose, aims, ideals, etc. Thisseems as ridiculous to us as to you,but rather than break with traditionwe yield unhesitatingly. Hello. Wetake you around the night clubs andintroduce you to the celebrities. Wehope to get enough dirt to please you,you naughty things.THE BEARDED MANThe Blackhawk being the spotseemingly best known by you peo¬ple, we decided to start there with achat with Kay Kyser, whom we final¬ly located down in the washroom.Mr, Kyser was shaving and it mayplease some of you who have in¬feriority complexes to Tcnow thatKay dribbles water on his shirt frontjust like anybody else. However, heused no untoward language whenhe cut himself.Kay leaves the Blackhawk on thetwenty-fifth for a three weeks’ tour,playing for dances at the Universityof Alabama, Georgia Tech, Auburn,Tennessee, Sewanee, and the AlmaMater, North Carolina. This is thefirst time we know of that six uni¬versities have gotten together ontheir dance dates so that they couldhave the same orchestra, and shouldbe quite a feather in Kay’s cap. Kaywill be back playing for us again onthe eighteenth of Feb.A new singer either went into theBlackhawk last night or goes in to¬night. Her name is Virginia Simms,and that’s all we know about her.THE TRUTHWe read a story in the paper theother day about a guy who pushed agal in the bath tub, so we droppedinto the Club Alabam to find outmore. We found that the gal wasnot a hoste.ss at the Alabam, that shehad worked there some time ago,that they had, however, dropped ina^ the Alabam during the evening.Also, we had gathered from thenewspapers that the Eastman Dry- jden had just met her during the jevening. As a matter of fact he had ibeen going with her for a year and |a half. This puts a different light Ion the whole affair. It’s one thin.g ;to push a girl you’ve just met in a 1bath tub, but if you’ve known her a iyear and a half... However, we Ihaven’t talked to Emily Post yet, so Idon’t do anything until you hear Ifrom us again. If you feel naughty jsome time, you might go down to |the Alabam and see Gale West do her I“Broken Rhythm” or the Blonde' Highest paid radio comedian, willbe down at the College Inn Wed¬nesday, courtesy of Balaban andKatz at whose Chicago Theater he’sopening on next Friday. George Ol¬sen starred with Benny on his firstradio series and is preparing a spe¬cial reunion party for him at theInn. Jack and Nita Cariton, broth¬er and sister dance team, have justcome to the Inn after playing theHollywood Club in Galveston, Rava-tonga, Tahiti, and other unpronounc-able places. In case you didn’t know,the Inn now has a swell line in theeight statuesque Stevenson girls. TheShutta is still bucking and wingingabout the place with lots of song,OPENINGS. ..Marcy and LaBelle, a clever andgraceful dance team featuring shortsnappy numbers, opened at the Bis¬marck Friday. This pair look asthough they danced because theyliked it and not just because it’scrackers and milk. Beth and BettyDodge have stayed on with new num¬bers and of course so have Art Kas¬sel and orch. and Norm Ruvell. Nocover or minimum except on Sat. isanother nice feature at the WalnutRoom.Gus Arnheim opens at the ChezParee Sunday bringing with himthree darn swell looking girls, ac¬cording to the pix, the Downey Sis-ter.s, and also Maxine Tappan, Jim¬my Newell, and Johnny Hamilton.W’e had hoped to see Paul Oscard,the Chez’ new show producer, butunfortunately he’s in New York rightnow. However he’s made a rightnice job of the present show, whichis better than the last one we sawat the Chez, so we’re hoping forsomething good Sunday. Oscard ismaking them a bit more spectacularwith lots of feathers and smart cos¬tumes.Switching to radio for a moment,the arrangement for “April inParis” done by Sophie Tucker on theFleischman Hour last night was thearrangement Jule Stine of Busse’s or¬chestra did for her when she was atthe Chez.Another opening lately, or rathera reopening was Little Ted’s Gar¬dens, Ted was closed for repairs forawhile early this month. He had toget his license fixed, Ted is a loyalchurchman and believes in good,clean, healthful entertainment thatyou could let your children (if any).see. Ask anyone who doesn’t know. PLAYMAKERS TOSTAGE PLAY BYJ. B. PRIESTLEYThe Playmakers will open the cur¬rent season with the presentation ofJ .B. Priestley’s “Dangerous Corner”today and tomorrow. This is the firstof a series of seven plays to bestaged at 867 North Dearborn street.Special student rates of 50 centshave been set for the opening per¬formance if the coupon found else-•where in this paper is presented.Arnheim,' HollywoodMaestro, Arrives atChez Paree SundayGus Arnheim, Hollywood maestro,arrives on Sunday at the Chez Pareewhere he will be welcomed by Chi¬cagoans with a typical Hollywoodpremiere.The popular band leader bringswith him his Cocoanut Grove orches¬tra, which knows and plays the moviestars favorite tunes. With him alsowill be three feminine vocalists, who,besides singing, resemble Jean Har¬low, Joan Marsh, and Joan Blondell.Blondell.Arnheim has played in Chicago be¬fore—at the Winter Garden cafeand the Dells roadhouse. In Holly¬ wood he was director of the stafforchestra for M. G. M., and musicalsupervisor for R. K. 0., as well asfurnishing the music for many mo¬tion pictures.Besides his career as an orchestraleader, Arnheim has been the suc¬cessful author of such song hits as,“I Surrender Dear,” “Sweet andLovely,” and others. He was also thediscoverer of Bing Crosby and thelate Russ Columbo.PLEDGINGDelta Upsilon announces thepledging of Frank Mahin, of Wich¬ita, Kan.sas, and Raymond Evans, ofChicago.Phi Sigma Delta announces thepledging of Bernard Block, of Chi¬cago.LECTUREbyDR. GEORGE EDGAR VINCENTPres. Emeritus Rockefeller FoundationFormerly of U. of C.on“THE SCIENTIFIC SPIRIT ANDEDUCATION”Monday, January 21st, at 8:15 P. M.SINAI TEMPLE4600 South Parkway Kenwood 5826ADMISSION 50 CENTSUSE THEDAILY MAROONTHEATER BUREAU HARPER THEATRE5240 HarperFri.—'THE GIRL FROM MISSOURI"with Jean Harlow.Sat. — "365 NITES IN HOLLY¬WOOD” with Alice Faye, JimmyDunn.Sun.-Mon. — "BIG-HEARTED HER¬BIE’’ with Guy Kibbee, PatriciaEllis.HYDE PARKTHEATRE5312 Lake ParkFri—"ONE EXCITING ADVEN-TURE’’ with Binnie Barnes.Sat.—“MILLION DOLLAR RANSOM’’with Phillip Holmes.Sun.-Mon.—“THE MAN WHO RE¬CLAIMED HIS HEAD’’ withClaude Rains. COAST ROOM-lecturingFERDE CROFEand his OrchestraSparkling music, brilliant entertain¬ment and fine food in an atmosphereof distinction. Dancing during thedinner hour and through the evening.Special PrivilegeCards may behad at The DailyMaroon office.THE PLAYMAKERS867 North Dearborn Street (Formerly Dill Pickle Club!presentsj. B. PRIESTLEY’SDANGEROUS CORNERCurtain 8:30 P. M. Fri., )an. 18 and Sat,, Jan. 19SPECIAL STUDENT RATEPresent this ad with 50c at box office for 75c seat.Dancing after performance at no extra charge•HI I't■T’fT'3 ■ ll..-J-tCritics Unanimous inPraise of Kay Kyser■i(4-u n(H .<■-If '(Idu“Congratulations, Mr. Roth,on a very wise choice ofmusic makers to occupy yourband stand.” This is the ver¬dict of the Man About Towncolumn in theDaily Timeson the achieve¬ments of KayKyser, who isnow enteringhis fifth monthat the Black¬hawk,John Law-son of theDaily News al¬so passes afavorable com¬ment on* thisversatile bandleader. “Theyused to say theBlack hawkRest a u r a n twould neverbe able to re-place HalKemp and hispopular orches¬tra, but fromall indicationsit’s done withKay Kyser, the young manfrom the south. His rnusic hasa catchy lilting rhythm whichappeals to young dancers.”Another quotation of muchmerit is, “A word of my own,this band is going places inradio, “contributed by UlmerTurner, of the Herald and Ex¬aminer.This should be sufficient toconvince anyone that heshould pay a visit immediate¬ly to the Blaclchawk. But ifnot, there is the added incen¬ tive furnished by the new vo¬calist with the band,' VirginiaSimms, who was fofmcrly fea¬tured by Hal Grayson andGuy Lombardo, as well asT o jn ( Gcrun.Another f e a-tured singerwho has re¬cently joinedaggre-3 ArtwhoNIVERSITYNIGHTSpecial Attractionsfor UniversityStudentsLACKHAWKTonightwithAY Kyser Kyser* sgationWrightmade a namefor himself onthe PhillipMorris hourwith LeoReich 8 m a nArt has a finetenor voiceand has prov¬ed a great as¬set to the? gleeclub,BarbaraS t e m m andDrip Master-son are ’’ thetwo that hS'Vebeen chosenthus far in theBlackha w k ’ stalent contest.”winners of thepreliminary contest will com¬pete next Friday for an awardof a two weeks sustainingprogram over W.G.N. and alarge trophy. These Univer¬sity representatives will com¬pete with the talent fromNorthwestern during Kay Ky*-ser’s last program at theBlackhawk, after which hetakes a three weeks leaveto tour the Southern Univer¬sities.and hisVERSATILEBAND“search forThe threeUcaL li ii 11 iaMW liiiniiiiiiitaiiiirfiii i[’Tii[iini iiitiiliiiliyMtiattlii&ai^age Foul THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 1935DEKE FOOTBALLERS.PHI B. 0. WIN INl-M GAGE TOURNEY WilderCommentson ‘Xerxes’ privilepre of learning by endless re¬petition the splendid music ot tnibscore, feel more and more the desireto add one more gesture of homageto the great .nan who was born twuhundred and fifty years ago on Feb¬ ruary the twenty-third; and whenthe curtain falls on the beautifulclosing chorus, with the horns at theend of each phrase faintly blowinga surprising series of repeated notes,with Miss Van Tuyl’s dancers mark¬ ing the measures, and with the full | will have been paid to the composerstrength of the soloists and chorus I of the most loved melody in theand orchestra lifting the great mel- world, Handel’s Largo, which, by aody to the last corners of our dingy coincidence, has been lifted by thebut cherished Mandel Hall, we hope world from this very work, thethat one more tribute of appreciation “Xerxes.”Phi Psi, Chi Psi, DeltaU. Victors in 2ndRound of PlayLast night the Deke Footballersran into a little more trouble thanthey expected apparently, althoughthe outcome of the game was neverin question, the final score was only11 to 5. Although the Dekes usedtheir usual rough tactics, the AlphaDelt B team retaliated in kind.As apparently the Betas are un¬able to muster five men for a fullteam, they have forfeited and sohave been kicked out of the lea,gue.The game was forfeited to the DekeA team.The Phi Beta Delta thoroughly.swamped the Phi Kappa Sigma team.The Phi Betes scored at will to runup a score of 41 to 10, The scoreat the half was 15 to 0.The Phi Psi B team finally man¬aged to win out over the Deke Bteam. Although the Deke B team putup a good fight, there was not muchquestion as to the final outcome ofthe game.The Chi Psis were another teamthat was able to run rough shodover a startled and much inferiorS. A. E. team. Schmitz of the ChiPsis was high point man of the gamewith seven baskets and a free throwfor a total of 15 points.Delta Upsilon team with a smoothworking, hard fighting combination,defeated the Alpha Delt A team bya score of 20 to 12. The score was11 to 0 before the Alpha Delts wereWrestlers MeetHoosier Squad inBig Ten OpenerVictors in two out of their threepre-seasbti meets, the Maroon wrest¬lers will get their first taste of con¬ference competition this week-endagainst Indiana and Michigan Sat¬urday and Monday evenings respec¬tively in Bartlett gym.Although Chicago’s stren^ issomewhat of a question mark now,the Hoosiers, Big Ten champions forthe past fott)r years, will give theteam ample opportunity to demon¬strate its worth. The meet has beenset for 9:15 in order that it willnot conflict with the basketball gameat 8. The Maroon second team willmeet a squad from the Lincoln andBelmont Y. M. C. A. in preliminarymatches at 8.Prospects for an evenly foughtm^t are on the card Monday night,when Michigan invades Bartlett. TheWolverines will bring a strong teamwith sevei*al veterans on the squad jand a number of outstanding soph- [omore candidates. McKinley Parkhas replaced Wheaton as the secondteam’s opponents in the preliminarymatches Monday.Coach Vorres has announced as aprobable first string lineup for thetwo meets. Ware, at 118 pounds;Zukowski, 126 pounds; Howard orGorman, l85 pounds; Butler orHughes, 145 pounds; Kracke, 155pounds; Anderson, 165 pounds;Block or Pesek, 175 pounds, andWhiteside, heayweight. On the sec¬ond team, McManus will wrestle at118 pounds; Foord, 126 pounds;Feiges, 135 pounds; Kessel or Bern¬hardt, 145 pounds; Seidel or Allen,155 pounds; Jacobson, 165 pounds;Ballou, 175 pounds; and Thomas,heavyweight. IThe Maroons were defeated by 1McKinley Park in their first meet Iof the season, 21-8. In the next two ;practice engagements Chicago won!from Wheaton, 19-11, and Armour jInstitute, 20-16. ! (Continued from page 1)tions, however, are unified by thegreat Eighteenth Century manner,the high Baroque Style. It will bethe effort of the production on Feb¬ruary 16 to find a manner that willboth reproduce the conditions of theoriginal London production of 1738and will yet contain a twentieth cen¬tury amused comment on the oftenabsurd conventions of that age. Theaudiences will have an opportunityto see something of the life behindthe scenes during the Golden Ageof operatic activity. The curtain ofMandel Hall will never be loweredand however early the audience ar¬rives it will not be too early to seesomething going on upon the stage.Those who in rehearsal had theable to score a point. Every man onthe D. U. team scored at least onebasket and a free throw, showingfine team work.Another rather slow rough-and-tumble affair was the defeat of theChi Psi B team by the Phi Sig Bteam. The score was 17 to 6 withKaufman scoring 8 points to lead thewinners.The Unknowns, an apparently upand coming team, pushed over thePhi Alpha Delts conglomeration.The Unknowns worked smoothly andeffectively to run up a score of 23to 12. The score at the half wasonly 9 to 6 but the Unknowns show¬ed their calibre by running wild overtheir opponents in the second half.GYM TEAM FACESWILUAMS COLLEGEWith an inexperienced squad thathas been improving steadily in prac¬tice the last two -^-eeks. Coach DanHoffer will send his gym teamagainst George Williams college to¬morrow afternoon in Bartlett at 3,in the first meet on the winterschedule.The Williams team returned lastweek from an 11-day tour of Can¬ada and the east, where they made18 exhibition appearances. Theironly meet this year has been withIllinois, who defeated them by ascore of 607 to 541. Coach Clevetthas four outstanding men. CaptainBrucer on the high bars, Butler, onthe parallel bars, Bennett on the fly¬ing rings, and Shock in tumbling.Broadview Hotd“Hyde Park’s Finest”5540 Hyde Park Bivd.Fairfax 8800Special rates to Univer¬sity faculty and stu¬dents.Ideal individual roomswith private bath foronly $4.00 per week.May we suggest thatyou inspect these roomsearly as they are limitedin number.—R. D. BEMIS,Manager. W►►►►►►►►►r►►►►►►►►►►►!►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►I YOU ARE INVITEDBEFORE AND AFTER THE DANCEto56th St. and the Outer DriveA RESTAURANT OF DISTINCTIONTO BE ENTERTAINED^byJACK ALEXSONthe old style lagerCRA^EDIERwith his melody songs(Saturda}^ Night only) TO ENJOYTHE BEST OF FOODSprop)crly preparedby our experiencedChefsSupervised by PierreMAKE IT A POINT TO ALWAYS WIND UP AT THEPALM GROVE INNOPEN UNTIL 3 A. M. NIGHTLY SATURDAYS UNTIL 4:30 A. M. ◄' ◄iiiiiiiiiiiiA◄◄iAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.Abm ®n orabmUNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr. Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 20. 193510:30 A. M.—Communion Service.1 I :00 A. M.—Sermon subject: “A Confes¬sion of Faith: Revised.” Dr. Ames.12:20 P. M.—Discussion Group for Univer¬sity students led by Professor W. C.Bower,6:00 P. M.—Wranglers. Tea and Program. St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185Rev. George H. ThomasRev. Donald W. Crawford, B. D.SUNDAY SERVICE:Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Church School Service, 9:30A. M.Morning Service, 11:00 A. M.Young People’s Society, 6:00P. M. CHICAGO ETHICAL SOCIETYTHE STUDEBAKER THEATRESunday, Jan. 20th, at I 1 A. M.DR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onPROF. BREASTED AND “THEDAWN OF CONSCIENCE”CHARLES BANErecent winner of a RhodesScholarship writes of thethrilling experiences he hadwhile applying for thishonor. HAL BLOCKoriginates the sensation ofthe year — the BESHRYdance. The song and stepsof the dance are included,(words by Norm Panama) LITEROSYNCRACIESfor book-bugs and evenyou. A revelation of theprivate secrets of famousauthors written by ananonymous author. LEE S. THOMASwrites an exclusive newsstory of the private life ofDon Juan. You can readthis if it isn’t censored bynext Wednesday. CARTOONSthis issue is profusely illu¬strated by Nathan Krevit-sky, Don Morris, BerleSp>eer, Vin Quinn, and Ed¬die Day.STARTING THE YEAR WITH A CAY AND CLAMOROUS ISSUE PACKED WITH REAL ENJOYMENTOUT NEXTWEDNESDAY PHOENIX JANUARY ISSUEONLY 15c