^ ISatlp inamonVol. 35. No. 52. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 16.1935The UnitedStatesand Peace CAST OF 8 FORANNUAL REVIVALO’HARA SELECTS Carlson, Davis, Griffith, Haessler ANi\.'«iNCE DRAKEPresent Views on Peace and War OF ANNUAL DANCEBy RAYMOND LAHR and LEWIS DEXTERBy FREDERICK L. SCHUMANThe Ifaroon Peace Poll raisesquestion!^ of attitudes and policieswhich are discussed at some lengthin Public Policy Pamphlet No. 14, is¬sued by the University Press in No¬vember 30th of la.st year. This pam¬phlet, “An American Foreign Pol¬icy—Toward International Stabil¬ity,” contains a series of recommen¬dations prepared by the members ofthe Faculty who constitute the Com¬mittee of the Norman Wait Harris.Memorial Foundation. The recom¬mendations assume that the interna¬tional interest of the United Statescan best be served by the mainte¬nance of peace and suggest specificpolicies looking toward this end.FIVE PEACERECOMMENDATIONS1. Without attempting to reviewthese recomendations here it is clearto all thinking observers that theUnited States cannot keep out of an¬other great war if it follows its tra¬ditional policy toward “neutralrights” and “freedom of the seas.”This policy is one of supporting bydiplomacy and by force of arms (e.g. 1812 and 1917) the right of Amer¬ican business men to sell munitionsto belligerents abroad and the free¬dom of American profiteers to enrichthemselvea from the needs of foreignstates at war with one another. Therecan be no assurance against the en¬tanglement of the United States inEuropean or Asiatic hostilities untilthis policy is abandoned or radicallymodified.2. Supremacy in armaments as ameans to peace is a delusion whichapparently cannot be shaken by anyamount of experience. The theorythat superio4'ity of .irmanients pre-.serves peace by making other statesafraid to risk war is a form of peren¬nial lunacy (highly profitable to nrm-aments manufacturers) which pro¬fessional patriots seem quite incap¬able of outgrowing. The UnitedStates already possesses undisputedstrategic .supremacy in the westernhemisphere. This supremacy wouldnot be jeopardized to the slightestdegree by conceding naval parity toJapan. Should America seek to ex¬tend its naval power over the West¬ern Pacific and Eastern Asia, Japanwould be compelled out of element¬ary considerations of self-preserva¬tion to remove the danger to itselfby seising Guam and the PhilippineIslands. These possessions are atpre(>ent indefensible and cannot bedefended by any American navy,however large, unless the Administra¬tion is prepared to threaten Japan’svery ejcistence as an Imperial Pow¬er. Such a threat could only be an¬swered by war. American v ictorywould be improbable in such a warwhich would neces.sarily be foughtthou.sands of miles from Americanba.ses and close to the centers of Jap-ane«? power. Under these circum¬stances a policy of naval-supremacyis a policy of disaster.MUNITIONS3. Everyone, including even someof the arms manufacturers, favorsgovernmenta control of the mun¬itions industiie.s. Such control canprobably not restrict appreciably(Continued on page 4) Three Newcomers toCampus AudiencesHave PartsThree new’comers will be intro¬duced to campus audiences when theannual revival play of the Dramaticassociation is given for three eve¬nings beginning Thursday, January24. Frank Hurburt O’Hara, directorof Dramatic Productions, yesterdayannounced a cast of 8 for the play.The revival production, “Caste”by Thomas Robertson, was one of thefirst of realistic dramas. It was firstpresented in London in 1867. Nor¬man Masterson, recently returned tothe University but a seasoned play¬er with the Dramatic association, isca.st in the part of Eccles. The roleof Eccles was given considerable at¬tention by Robertson’s contempo¬raries, the part being played by theleading actors of the time.Well* Plays D’AlroyThe part of the Honorable GeorgeD’Alroy, a typical handsome hero, istaken by Rainwater Wells, anotherDramatic association veteran. CharlesNicola and Paul Wagner, the latterone of the three newcomers, will al¬ternate on the three nights playingthe parts of Captain Hawtrey andDixon. Nicola, appeared, amongother plays, in the premiere of “An¬drew Jackson” given last quarter.•Alexander Kehoe is ca.st as SamGerridge in the play. Kehoe has tak¬en part in a number of the As.socia-tion productions including revivalsof “Alabama,” given last year, and“Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” Jean Russellthe .soubrette, taking the part of “If we expect to approach humanmotives through reason, we musthold the goal before us for one hun¬dred or even one thousand years.What if we don’t reach it; isn’t itworth trying for?” This was thequery of Professor Anton J. Carlsonin the peace symposium held in Man-del hall last night under the auspicesof The Daily Maroon. Dr. Carlsonhad been preceded by Malcolm W.Davis, representing the League ofNations a.ssociation; Carl Haessler, acommunist and self-styled “intelli¬gent objector;” and Major John L.Griffith, athletic commissioner ofthe Big Ten conference.Discus.sing the first question in theLiterary Dige.st poll now being con¬ducted in American universities,Haessler declared that the UnitedStates would not be drawn into an¬other great war, but v/ould make an¬other great war. In conti'ast withsuch an attitude, Davis .stated, “Ifyou know the difference betweenneutrality and neutral rights, youcan stay out.’’ He went on to say,however, that if the United Statesinsisted in protecting its citizens andcommerce under all circumstances itcould not avoid war.Flay PacifistsMaj. Griffith, in answering thesecond question, presented still an¬other attitude when he stated, “Fivetimes in history we have been as un¬prepared as any pacifist could wish,yet wars followed.” He further point¬ ed out that the true pacifist wishesto keep his country strong while aradical pacifist seeks to abolish theR. 0. T. C., C. M. T. C., and similarorganizations in order to weaken thecountry’s defense. Nevertheless, hestated, “In some cases it is consid¬ered smart to ridicule patriotism,self-sacrifice, and love of country.”Hae.ssler had contended that warsbreak out between dominant imper¬ialism and rising imperialisms. Hereasohed from the analogy of GreatBritain and Germany and showedthat as the latter sought to over¬throw the former so Japan wouldseek to dethrone the United States,the new dominant imperialist power.Approve LeagueWhile Dr. Carlson did not entirelydiscount these economic motives forwar, he further showed that raceprejudice, population, pressure self¬ishness, and jealousy as well as greedare basic factors. He declared thatreason must overcome hatred andjealousy but pointed out that thisprocess must have a very profoundrootage such as that manifest by theQuakers and must avoid the super¬ficiality displayed by the Labor andSocialist movements which collapsedimmediately upon the outbreak ofwar.His opinion is, “The League ofNations is an ideal thing, but thetrouble is that we expect too muchof it.” Davis had previouslj- indicat¬ ed that it is to the advantage of theUnited States to join the League be¬cause it constitutes a “world com¬mittee” to devise plans for peace andis an agency for the realization ofother common purposes. This wouldalso avoid the spectacle of hole andcorner contacts with the Geneva or¬ganization by the United States.Haesler Views LeagueHaessler’s views toward the Leaguewas given in the question, “Whyshould the leading gangster of alljoin a group of gangsters?”The attitude toward individualparticipation in war which broughtthe greatest applause was given inCarlson’s statement, “At sixty, oreven seventy I would still fight forthe retention of democracy.” Davischief emphasis was upon interna¬tional joint use of force to enforceinternational law, which did not nec-cessarily imply the maintenance ofthe status quo. Haessler declaredthat he would fight only to furtherthe interest of the Russian re¬public, while Maj. Griffith contend¬ed that the United States as well asRussia has something for which tofight.In another discussion of the issuesraised at this meeting, The DailyMaroon is planning a sympo.siumwhich will permit the expression ofstudent opinion. A committee tomake preliminary arrangements willmeet Monday at 3:30 in the commonroom in Swift hall. Use Col(d Coast Room,Avenue of Palmsfor PromISPolly Eccles.Make First AppearanceUsther Eccles, a typical handsomeheroine, played by Martha JaneFields who *s new to campus audi¬ences, marries George D’Alroy. It isthe union of these two that furnishesthe conflict about which the play isbuilt. Leslie Wilson, a freshman, isintroduced to the University as theMarquise de St. Maur.Sonya Kosser, Virginia Prindiville,and Paul Wagner will understudy theparts.Napier Wilt, assistant professorof English will furnish explanatorymaterial for the play before the cur¬tain ruses on the Thursday eveningperformance. EXPLAIN TREATMENTOF SOCIAL PROBLEMSIN FEDERAL PRISONSu.Debaters DiscussAdministra tionof I. H. Tonight S. Penal Director LaudsClassification SystemNow Employed Gus Was a BadDog; Can’t Cometo School AgainBy JOHN BALLENGERNEWS FLASH Fraternity dogof Alpha Delta Phi F’l’aternity isbarred from appearing on campus be¬cause of rowdyish and ungentledoglyconduct.Stre.ssing the method of cla.ssifica- . Gus Delta Phi, better known as, . „ , , , . .. just plain Gus, will not be allowedtion now used m Federal penal insti-tutions, the Honorable Sanford except under leash, according to anBates, Director of Bureau of Prisons order issued yesterday by the Deanof the Department of Justice, spoke ot Students Office. This action cameon •■Social Aspects of the Penal Sys- “ letter sent by the. . „ ,, ^ \ Buildings and Grounds to the Dean,tern, ’ in Eckhart yesterday after- ^ letter is quoted in part:noon. “A great deal of damage is beingThe Hon. Mr. Bates brought out j done to the grass and shrubs... bythe fact that it was an 'almost im- j the great big dog owned by the Al-pos.sible task to reform the hardened j pha Delta Phi fraternity. STEWARDS DISCUSSCDOPERATIVE BUYINGAGENCY TUMGRROW The Drake hotel has been selectedas the place for the annual Washing¬ton prom, held ti’aditionally on theeve of Washington’s birthday. Theannouncement was made yesterdayby the Student Social committee, theI sponsors of the ball.! The Gold Coast room and the Ave¬nue of Palms will be used for theUniversity dance. An orchestra willbe selected in the near future, ac¬cording to John Rice, chairman ofthe Social committee.Social HistoryFor 31 years, the Washingftonprom has made social history at theUniversity. Easily the outstandingevent of the winter quarter, it hasbecome the most popular prom of theyear. More than 600 people attendedlast year’s dance, and, at earlierproms, the number of guests has to¬taled near 800.Bids for this season’s Prom will besold for $5 a couple, a price thatcontinues the low level set last year.In addition to continuous dancing, asupper and a floor show are includedin the price of the ticket.The Gold Coast room of the Drakehotel is one of the social centers ofChicago. The scene of numerous im¬portant functions, it was used forthe Washington prom of 1932. Themove to a distinguished downtownhotel that year marked the end of along series of local proms. The fol¬lowing year the winter formal partywas held at the Congress hotel, whilelast year it was given at the South.Shore country club.Avenue of PalmsThe Avenue of Palms has playedintegral part in society. The rich-Consider Expansion of Plani,y ^ack-to Include Purchase ofMeats, ProduceSocialists FightAgainst R. O. T. C.Opening the campus fight againstthe in.stallation of R. O. T. C. unitsin all Chicago public secondaryschool.s, the Socialist club is pre-.senting Florence Hanson, head of theAmerican Federation of teachers, ina talk, “Militarism in the HighSchools,” this afternoon in SocialScience 302 at 3:30.In addition to discussing the vari¬ous methods which are used byschool boards to indoctrinate sec¬ondary students with militant pa¬triotism, she will talk specificallywith the recent ruling of the ChicagoBoard of Education which intends toinstall R. O. T. C. units in all Chi¬cago high schools. At the presenttime, 17 of the 34 high schools of thecity already have these units.The club is cooperating with vari¬ous protest organizations of parentsand students. International house will be on trialtonight at the open forum of theUniversity Debate union in room A,Reynolds club, according to an an¬nouncement made yesterday by Ever¬ett Storey, manager of the Union.Announced as an “Expose of In¬ternational House,” when the meet¬ing was planned for December, thesubject was changed to “Internation¬al Hou.se on Trial,” for tonight’smeting. The audience will be allow¬ed to question the speakers who willpresent the problems of administra¬tion as they appear in the house.M. Ahmed former residentin the House from India, willdiscuss the problems of foreign stu¬dents in the Rockefeller building. Hewill point out the difficulties withwhich they are faced and some ofthe administrative policies which af¬fect the membership of foreign stu¬dents in the House. He will offersuggestions for the solution of theseproblems.It was also announced that theNational Student League will send arepresentative who will lay beforethe meeting five charges against thepolicies of the House.STUDENT DIESCarl Buhl, 21, a senior at the Uni¬versity, died from a stroke yesterdaymorning at 11 outside Botany 402.Buhl, who has been residing at In¬ternational house, lives at 5846 Ar¬tesian avenue. Specializing in tax¬onomy, he was to graduate from theUniversity with honors in June. character, but added that the meansused now were the “first systematic,conscious attempt of all prison de¬partments to concentrate their re¬sources on the problems of eachprisoner.”Prison ReformThat the administration has at¬tempted prison reform by the con¬struction of new and better buildingsas well as the building up of a train¬ed personnel was brought out in thetalk. At present, according to thespeaker, 60 percent of the prisonguards now employed by the bureauof prisons have been through a pris¬on training school for guards.“Warden’s assistants,” or socialworkers .skilled in psychology andother lines, comprise a committee ofclassification that thoroughly ex¬amines each prisoner to find his per¬sonal handicaps as soon as he entersthe prison. The whole force of thiscommittee is pointed toward prepar¬ing the inmate for an eventualparole. “. . . . Take steps to keep this dogfrom the premises. The damageamounts to several hundred dollarsannually and is discouraging whenwe work so hard to achieve what wecan.“The fraternity has been hope-I less. ...”What’s been done about it? Gus(comes from asparaCUS) promisedwith tears in his eyea to mend hisways. If he fails he will be spankedand sent to bed without supper. Inthe mean time Gus requests friendsto come over and wrestle with himin the Alpha Delt living room be¬cause he doesn’t get chance enoughto exerci.se outdoors. “And besides,”Gus .says “I didn’t do it all.'’ An expansion in the program ofthe Interfraternity council coopera¬tive buying agency will be consideredat a meeting of fraternity housestewards tomorrow evening, EverettGeorge, manager of the agency, an¬nounced yesterday. The meeting willbe held fn the Reynolds club, roomD, at 7:30.George yesterday also announcedthe addition of another fraternity.Phi Sigma Delta, to the buyingagency bringing the total number ofhouses participating to 14.Discuss Meat PurchasesIn issuing the call for tomoiTow’smeeting, George asked that the stew¬ards come informed about the meatrequirements of their organizations.An effort will be made to determinethe possibilities of extending thebuying program to include the pur¬chase of meats. *The agency, formed at the end oflast quarter, is at present offeringlaundry service, bakery goods, andbutter and eggs. At the meeting thedesirability of extending the program to include the purchase ly furnished foyerground of waving palms has witness¬ed a veritable parade of Chicagofigures of prominence. It will be usedin connection with the Gold coast(Continued on page 4)Choose CroebePresident of LawSchool CouncilLewis Groebe, senior in the Law.school, was selected president of theLaw school council at a meeting heldyesterday; Arthur Burnstein, seniorin I^w, and Gerbert W’oodward,junior in Law, were elected as mem¬bers of the council.The election of a new presidentwas necessary when Ambi’ose Cram,The former head of the council, re¬signed to accept a position as an edi¬tor of the “University of Chicago-Law Review.” Lacey Catron who*was a junior member of the councilresigned to accept a position with thesame paper.Other members elected to the Law(jf i Review staff are Sam Alschuler andFay-Cooper ColeOpens BroadcastsTomoirow evening at 7, Fay-Cooper Cole, chairman of the depart¬ment of Anthropology, will speak on“Pygmies in Malaysia,” over radiostation WGN.The program is the first of a seriesof weekly programs in which themembers of the department will dis¬cuss their work.Within the next few' days an¬nouncement will be made concerningthe University’s new NBC programdealing with the physical .scienceswhich will feature a .student com¬mentator. Seven Elected toKappa Alpha SocietyThe following students havebeen elected to membership inKappa Alpha, national literaryhonor society:Robert EbertNoel B. GersonHoward P. HudsonRalph W. NicholsonCharles Tyroler IIRobert StorerPhilip C. WhiteSeven faculty members, P. S.Allen, Sir William Craigie, Rob¬ert M. Hutchins, Robert M. Lov¬ett, William E. Scott, GeorgeSherburn and Thornton Wilderare members. John M. Manley,now in Europe, has been electedto membership. The local chapterexists under a grant from the of¬fice of the Dean of Students. vegetables will also be discussed.Such an extension would involve thebuying of potatoes, cabbage, headlettuce, carrots, etc.The a,gency, supei’vised by George,a member of the Interfraternitycommittee, and Conrad Lund, aSchool of Business .student, main¬tains office hours in the Cap andGown office, Lexington hall, 9-9:45and 12:30-4, Tuesday through Fri¬day.Interview SophomoreBlackfriar CandidatesSophomore candidates for posi¬tions as managers of the forthcomingBlackfriars production will reportfor interviews at the Blackfriars of¬fice in the Reynolds club from 2 to4 today.As many as 20 men may be select¬ed. Positions are open in the fourgeneral divisions of the Order: thepublicity, box office, company, andproduction divisions. The candidateswill be interviewed by the juniormanagers of the various depart¬ments. Alphred B. Teton.The members of the Law councilare as follows: Treshmen—SidneyHyman, George Kempt, and RobertKeats; juniors—Herbert Woodward,Charles Woods, and Bill Schraeder;Seniors—Arthur Burnstein, PaulPreusch, and Tom Doyle. The offic¬ers besides Groebe are Edwin Davis,secretary, and Ray Powers, treasur¬er. Robert Sprague, vice-president,graduated at the end of the fallquarter and his place has not yetbeen filled.President Groebe announced thatthe first moot appellate court forfreshmen would be held Monday,January 28. Albert Mannus and BillRutherfor will oppose Howard Richand Paul Smith.BOUCHER LEAVESChauncey S. Boucher, dean of theCollege, will leave today for Atlan¬ta where he will attend a conventionof the As.sociation of American Col¬leges. As he is a member of the exec¬utive committee. Dean Boucher willpreside at one of the sessions of theconclave.Page T wo THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16. 1935Satlg iiar00nFOUNDED 11^ 1901MtMedRfXssociated (goUegiate jjress-^1934 doU^jialrfeaffil '^35*-ITie Daily M.iroon is the ofTieial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicapo, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by TTie Daily Maroon Company, 58.31 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15: business office:Room 15A, Telephones: Local and Hyde Park 9221.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility fop anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. .^11 opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second cla.ss matter March 18, 1903, at the postr'ffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters sh uid be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon, Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be withheld if requested..Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Ertitor-in-ChiefWILLI.AM S. O’DONNELL. Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M, RICH. Netvs EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley .lanot Lt \vy William W. WatsonRalph W. NlcriolsonBUSINESS ASSOCLATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyShirley BakerJohn BallengerJack BrackenWells D. BurnetteGeorge Felsenthal EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSZenia Goldberg George SchustekRuby Howell Janies SnyderJulian A. Kiser Edward S. SternGodfrey Lehman Elinor TaylorJune Rappaport Mary Walter we want to do is call this situation to the atten¬tion of the students. We know that there aremany at the University who are capable of writ-I ing short dramatic dialogues who, probably, haveI been unaware of this opportunity of having theirI work produced in a first class show.Regardless of the respective merits of Mirrorand Blackfriars the former has the advantage ofbeing more representative of student opinions andstudent writing. It is still not too late for bud¬ding writers on campus to submit skits and theshow cannot help but benefit from the additionalsupport and interest.—H. P. H.BUSINESS ASSISTANTSDonald Elliott Allen Rosenbaum Richard SmithPaul Lyni-n Harold Siegel Roy WarshawskySeymour WeinsteinNight Editor: William WatsonWednesday, January 16, 1935THE UNIVERSITY IS RATEDFor years they have been rating football play¬ers on innumerable All-American teams. Nowthe rage for compiling lists of the country’s lead¬ing athletes has spread to schools so that we areconfronted with three selections of the outstand¬ing colleges and universities in the country for1934, based on widely different reasons. TheUniversity, as might be expected, ranks high in jtwo of the groups. jThe nation’s first 10 schools in point of edu-!cational excellence, as chosen by Edwin Rogers jELmbree, president of the Julius Rosenwald Fund, iwere as follows: IHarvard Minnesota ;Columbia . Cornell |Chicago Michigan jYale Wisconsin jCalifornia Iowa iThe nation’s first 10 schools, ranked accord¬ing to intensity of radical activity by ’Congress¬man Hamilton Fish Jr. were:Harvard WesleyanVassar ChicagoCity College, N. Y. WisconsinColumbia CaliforniaSmith Washington U.Fhe nation’s first 10 schools in football prowessas chosen by Professor Frank G. Dickinson ofthe Ej:onomics department of the University ofIllinois were these:Minnesota AlabamaPittsburgh Navy• Columbia Ohio StateIllinois ColgateRice Stanfordit can be seen that the University is rapidly be¬coming recognized in all fields of human knowl¬edge. If we can crash the football elite in 1935we will have all the earmarks of a first-class in¬stitution.—H. P. H.MIRRORReports of the impending Mirror show are inthe wind with the attendant stories about ballets,tappers, and Tiller dancers. With the dance ar¬rangements again under the able direction of Ber¬ta Ochsner, we are sure that this year’s Mirrorwill surpass previous efforts in this department.But there is more to a revue than dancing.There is more to a revue than singing. To havea well-rounded show that adequately reflects stu¬dent ideas and activities there must be a largenumber of clever, snappy skits.We have no doubt that the Mirror Board un¬derstands this situation. It is a problem that theyhave been grappling with for some time. What Today on theQuadranglesBy RABELAISWe’d establish a special firing squad to kill offMaroon night editors who think they’re havingfun and change Travelling Bazaar copy aroundto suit themselves. We dread w'aking up in themorning because we’re afraid to pick up theBazaar and see what the boys who went down tothe printer’s did to it. Fun!* tWe’d establish a special activities fee, payablewith tuition every quarter. It would entitle oneto a subscription to the Daily Maroon, to the Capand Gown, even to the feenix-lax, to important so¬cial functions like the Washington Prom and theI-F Ball, Blackfriars, and so forth. As vital partsof student life, activities should have the supportof a united student body.* *We’d only allow columnists to write stuff likethis every once in a while, because people onlyhave a limited number of gripes.♦ ♦ *FAMOUS LAST WORDS:Who says I’m an introvert?The Travelling BazaarIF WE WERE PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSITY(Note: — This idea is swiped outright fromWalter Winchell, and as that noted gentlemangets the Daily Maroon now—ever since the Edi-tor’.s trip to New York—we offer our sincei'e apol¬ogies and tell Walter that it won’t do any goodto sue us. Where would we g*^. any money?)We’d cut deferred rushing down to one quar¬ter and have pledging at the end of fall quar¬ter—it’d lessen the strain on freshmen and fra¬ternity men. The first year men have a prettygood idea of what it’s all about after one quar¬ter anyway. Too much illegal rushing costs toomuch.We’d see to it that activity people who workthemselves to the bone have special allowancesin their class schedules made for them. Some ofthese guys, who do more for the University in aweek than most grinds do in a month should havelighter schedules and be able to get their degreesanyway. Look at fellows like Tommy Flinn, whowith football, basketball and Blackfriars has donemore to put Chicago on the map than any tenpeople wearing out their eyes in libraries.And that’s another thing. The University maybe running on a deficit, but why can't we havea little more and a little stronger electric light¬ing in the libraries? If we were President, we’dimmediately install bigger light bulbs.We’d see to it that guys who want to work outin Bartlett Gym during the afternoon could getin. It’s a peculiar system that drags U-High ju¬niors and seniors over to Bartlett, shoves Univer¬sity men out in the cold, and still leaves SunnyGym, the half-million dollar physical culture unitat the University High School, empty.We’d make all seniors in the class of 1935 pledgetheir support and five dollars to the senior classgift fund. And then they’d have to pay the fivebucks. It’d be automatic. And it’d save some peo¬ple like Ell Patterson an awful lot of time andeffort that they could use somewhere else insteadof making a lot of reluctant people come through.We’d see to it that students who want checkscashed at the Bursar’s office wouldn’t have tostand in line for an hour or so. Mr. Cotton isvery competent, but isn’t there someone whocould help him during rush hourg?We’d allow no automobile traffic in the Circle.That might do aw'ay with the nuisance of clubwomen parking their cars all over the place allday and proving a menace to legitimate driversand innocent pedestrians.We’d see to it that organizations like Mirrorstay original and not copy the sort of thing thatmakes Blackfriar famous. It is not fair to theFriars, whose chief drawing card to the outsideworld is its funny “female chorus’’ to have Mirrorcome through this year with a men’s ballet. Whatare the poor boys going to do? MusicPhonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence a.ssembly hall at 12:30.Carillon recital. Univ^ersity cha¬pel at 4:30.Lectures“Archaeological History of Iran. ’Professor Ernest C. Edwards. Orien¬tal institute at 4 :30.Shakespearean Drama. “Romeoand Juliet.’’ Associate professorDavi.s Edwards. Fullerton hall, theArt institute, at 6:45.MeetingsUniversity Socialist club. P’lorenceHanson. American Federation ofTeachers. “Militarism in the HighSchools.’’ Social Science 302 at 3:30.Zoology club. Zoology 29 at 4:30.“Inside Politics of the FifthWard.’’ Student meeting. Social Sci¬ence 105 at 8.B. W. O. Student lounge of Ida Noyes hall at 12.Y. W. C. A. Settlement group. Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall at12:30.Pi Delta Phi. Wicker room of IdaNoyes hall at 3:30.French circle. Y. W. C. A. roomof Ida Noyes hall at 7:30.MiscellaneousSocial dancing. Ida Noyes theaterat 7:30.Swimming carnival. Bartlett gym¬nasium at 8. DREXEL theatre858 R, $3rdWEDNESDAY“Dangerous Curves”Conrad NagelDaily Mats. 15c till 6:30PUBLIX CAFETERIA1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can attend the Washing¬ton Prom with the money yousave eating the Publix way.”HARPER THEATRE5240 HarperWEDNESDAY“PARIS INTERLUDE”Otto Kruger - Madge EvansDaily Matinee $.15 After 6:30 $.20 HYDE PARK THEATRE5312 Uke ParkWEDNESDAY“THE BOWERY”Wallace Beery and jackie CooprerPATRONIZETHEADVERTISERS867 North Dearborn StreetTHE PLAYMAKERS(Formerly Dill Pickle Club IpresentsI B. PRIESTLEY'SDANGEROUS CORNERCurtain 8:30 P. M. Fri., |an. 18 and Sat.. Jan. 19splicl.ii. si ronw rathPresent this ad with 50c at box office for 75c seat.Dancing after performance at no extra charge COAST RQOWrjeaturingFERDE GROFEand his OrchestraSparkling music, brilliant entertain¬ment and fine food in an atmosphereof distinction. Dancing during thedinner hour and through the eveningSpecial PrivilegeCards may behad at office ofDaily Maroon.LET’S GETTOGETHER!The swellest “informal contact” you couldwant and all right here conveniently on campus.No worry, perfectly legal and boy, the fun.You can relax, enjoy yourself, see the cam-smoothies and dance with the club girlsin fact get real folksey.Get your nucleus together and—drop in.IRON MASK AND SKULL AND CRESCENTPresentTHEAll-University Dancenor SODERIIND’S ORCHESTRATHE CLOISTER CLUBSATURDAY JAN. 199 to 1BIDS $1.10r'"^wTri-f k iv ', ,.ir,.DAILY MAROON SPORTSWEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1935 Page ThreeMERRIAM PREDICTSPROMISING YEAR FORINOOOR TRACK SQUAD Prep Stars toCompete in SwimCarnival Tonight MAROON BASKETEERSIMPROVE TEAM PLAYFOR MINNESOTA TILTAnnounces List of EligibleCompetitors for 1935Season“The varsity indoor track ap:.e:re-eation is the most promising inyears,” commented Coach Ned Mer-riam yesterday afternoon after mak¬ing known the eligibility list.Headed by Bart Smith and HaroldBlock, co-captains, the team shouldmake a creditable showing in theconference race in spite of the factthat only six lettermen are return¬ing. As a whole, the squad is rela¬tively strong due to the addition ofseveral sophomore stars, the mainone being Ned “King” Bartlett \^horan a 9.9 hundred while a senior at(ilendale high school, California,On the eligibility list are; StuartAbel, Paul Archipley, Ralph Bal-fanz, .John Ballen.ger, Ned Bartlett,•lay Berwanger, John Beal, WilliamBeverley Jr., Harold Block, WilliamB. Bosworth Jr., Herman Cohen, A.Cameron Dystrup, Richard Ely, Dex¬ter Fairbank, Ijarry Grandahl, JamesHandy, and Raymond Ickes,Others are Quentin Johnstone,Richard Jones, Prescott Jordan, Sid¬ney Karasik, Jack Paul Kornfeld, Ed¬ward Kraus, Henry Lawrie, RichardLindenberg, Paul Maynard, HarmonMeigs, Robert Nulow, Harry Nacey,Nat Newman, Bartlett Petersen,James Phelps, Dean Phemister, Ed¬ward Rapp, John Scruby, .Alien Sin->heimor, Otto Sindelar, BartonSmith, Dan Smith. Alfons Tipshus,Kollo Tryon, Paul Wayne, WilliamWatson, Jack Webster, Paul White,and Clarence Wright. I Coach E. W. McGillivray has ar-1 ranged a novel swim carnival to bei held in Bartlett pool tonight to in-I elude high school relays which werej neglected in last quarter’s I-M swimI meet. Five features are scheduledI including a high school relay, fra-j ternity sweatshirt relay, canoe-tilt¬ing match, a fancy diving exhibition,I a special “grudge battle,” and a wa-j ter polo game.j High school swimmers, who will be] guests of the fraternities today, havebeen invited from Englewood, Aus¬tin, Lane and Tilden, which schoolswere winners in the city high schoolmeets last year. University Highswimmers will also corr.pete w'iththese teams in the four man 160-; yard relay. All schools may choose; either senior or junior swimmers inI these events.Swimmers in the sweat-shirt relayI must swim 20 yards each and ex Norgren Also Concentrateson Tight Defense toHold GophersHAWKEYES LEADW I pet pts o.p.Iowa 4 0 1.000 148 118Purdue 3 1 .750 127 107Wisconsin 3 1 .750 98 71Indiana 2 1 .667 97 87Illinois 2 2 .500 138 133Minnesota 1 1 .500 64 63Ohio State 1 2 .333 77 106Chicago 0 2 .000 50 78Northwes’n 0 3 .000 75 87Michigan 0 3 .000 74 98In preparation for the inaugural Gymnasts FaceGeorge WilliamsCollege in OpenerShowing a decided improvementas a result of steady practice thelast two weeks, the gymnastics teamwill face George Williams College inits first meet of the season Saturdayafternoon at 3 in Bartlett gym. An¬nouncement of the change in date ofthe meet, which was originally sched¬uled for Friday evening, was madeyesterday by the athletic office.Coach Hoffer, with the leanest |prospects in several years for win- ^ning the conference championship jagain, pronounced the team in good jshape to meet its first opponents. !The George' Williams team has justreturned from an exhibition tour ofthe east during the cast ten days.Several men on the Maroon squadhave shown up well in recent prac¬tice sessions. Snyder and Hanley onthe horse and horizontal bars andFloyd'Stauffer on the horse and intumbling have been doing exception-change their sweatshirts and swim j game of the present conference sea- I jy gQQjj work. Fair is participatingthe return distance. Four divisions son on the home floor, Coach Nelson ! jn four events, and Adams, star per-have been made in this relay as fol¬lows: 40-yard free style, 40-yardback, 80-yard breast, and a 220-yardfree style.With Jack Homs, Jay Brown, andChuck Wilson entered, the lOO-yardfree style race will attempt to settle j practice, Monday found the Maroonsthe rivalry that has developed among j trying to catch up on rest and schoolthree of the outstanding varsity work, but yesterday they were hard! swimmers. Coach McGillivray has ! at work again. In past games thecalled the event a “grudge fight,” players failed to work as a whole onbut it seems that the question of su- ; offense, a factor which reflected onNorgren spent considerable time yes- | former on the rings, is also workingterday in trying to uevelop a tight 1 parallel bars. The squad has, , r ,1. in- 4. t i4. 0 4...! been bolstered in tumbling by thedefense for the Minnesota tilt Satur- ^ m i T.r ,, , x ireturn of Ted Kolb, who was out lastday night. ' quarter.After a hard week of play and TODAY’S I-M GAMES7:30Independents vs. Barbarianson court I.Carlisle Indians vs. Monsterson court II.Chemists vs. Ramblers on courtIII.Morton Club vs. Chicago The¬ological Seminary on court IV.8:15Medics vs. Palliteers on courtI.Judson court vs. Burton “600”on court II.Burton “500” vs. Burton Amal¬gamated on court III.Chiselers vs. Disciples on courtIV.9:00Pi Lambda Phi vs. Phi DeltaTheta on court I.Psi Upsilon vs. Phi Gamma Del¬ta on court II.Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Phi SigmaDelta on court III.Phi Kappa Psi vs. Lambda ChiAlpha on court IV.BAND MEDALSpremacy will not be definitely set¬tled by this race.Dal Stauffer will repeat his fancydiving which made the Swift Bridge! one of the popular features at A their ability to penetrate the enemydefense. If they can polish up their.scoring plays this week, and at thesame time strengthen their defenseenough to keep enemy forwai’ds from The department of architecture atRen.sselaer Polytchnic Institute(Troy, N. Y.) has announced the ac¬quisition of a representative collec¬tion of two thousand photographsand reprductions of Italian painting,sculpture, and architecture. Eight three-year members of theUniversity band will leceive medalsat a banquet, beginning at 5:45 Sat¬urday evening in the Coffee shop.Coach Clark Shaughnessy and Athlet¬ic Director T. N. Metcalf will speak.Howard Mort, band director, willpresent the awards to John Ford,Harold Hitchens, William Shanner,Allen Sahler, Earl Wilson, John Wil¬liams, Noel Weaver, and Joseph Bal-kis. Arrange Schedule forIntramural Wrestling,Track CompetitionTentative dates for competition inIntramural wrestling and track havebeen set for February 26-27 andFebruary 19-21, respectively, ac¬cording to an announcement madeyesterday by the I-M office. Thedeadline for entries in/ theife twoevents will be announced in abouttwo weeks.Entries in the fraternity and dor¬mitory divisions of Intramural hand¬ball, ping pong, and squash racquetsclosed yesterday, with the exceptionthat entries in the independent di¬visions of all three sports will beclosed later this week. The I-M of¬fice will post a notice in Reynoldsclub for the final entry date in thisdivision.According to Walter Hebert, I-Msports director, the office has secur¬ed its best group of umpires thisyear. They include Marshall Fish,Maroon captain in basketball in1930; Tom Flinn, this year’s captain;Bill Haarlow, Gordon Peterson, andGeoi’ge Pritikin, all of this year’ssquad; and Max Davidson, captainof the 1934 tennis team and an ex-high school basketball star fromHarrison.Other umpires selected are JackHarri.s, former U-High star; BillStapleton; Allan Marver, outstand¬ing I-M athlete; and Connor Laird,member of the baseball squad.Andre de Coppet, New \ork bank¬er, has given Princeton university(N. J.) more than 500 volumeswhich originally formed part of thelibrary of Napoleon Bonaparte.anTMt FAMt Of .MICHIGAN INSCHOLARSHIP AND SPORTS ISMATCHLD BY MICHIGAN’S EX¬ACTING REQUIREMENTS IN .MAT-TERS OF ATTIRE —THERE THEINVISIBLE SEAM1.INE CLOSURE,KOVER-ZIP, IS PREFERRED FORALL TYPES OF APPAREL.Ann Arbor tailors, like outstand¬ing college tailors nation-widewho are arbiters of style, endoiseKover-Zip as the only slide fas¬tener fit for fine custom clothes.fiimcuf Jnn Jrhor lailon, fay—"Kover-Zip, the hidden zipper, replaced theearlier exposed zipper on all our trou¬sers and slacks ... a practical and re¬fined fly, greatly improved over theuncovered zipper "• • • •There is a marked preferenceamong "best-dressed" collegeseniors for Kover-Zip, it is firstchoice for everything from eve¬ning clothes to slacks.DON ROGERSDartmouth, 1935‘The uncovered metalof the ordinary slidefastener has kept itfrom being adoptedfor fine clothing.Kover-Zip eliminatesthis, it is the idealclosure."LOU DUBEROhio State, 1935"The college man whois well-dressed wearsa zipper fly —not theordinary exposed zip¬per but Kover-Zip, itgives him a betterappearance."WALDES KOH-I-NOOR, INC.LONG ISLAND CITY, NEW YORK Century of Progres last summer. 1 poking in short shots, a good deal ofThere will also be a series of sw’im- i their troubles .should be over,ming exhibitions by present and I Lack Team Playformer intercollegiate champions. |! I'.iore clearly when one considers theWOMEN CAGERS . individual shooting ability of the» ijrp 'T'^l TD1\I17Y 1 team. Haarlow was last year the^ * AK. 1 1 V/l\.l^Ca I I highest scorer in the Bi.g Ten.NEXT WEEK j Bill Lang has scored consistentlyfrom his guard position last year and MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYi The basketball season for womenj opens on January 23, when the first• game is played in the tournamentI among the basketball classes, theI womens’ dormitories, and Interna¬tional house.Games are .scheduled for the en¬tire quarter, and are under the su¬pervision of Miss Margaret Burnsand Miss Orsie Thompson, both ofthe department of Physical Educa¬tion. These members of the teach¬ing staff and the team captains willselect from all the players the mem¬bers of the honor team.Honor team players automaticallybecome members of “C” club, whichis compo.sed of the most outstandingwomen athletes on campus, and re¬ceive the old English “C.”Any Univeristy woman who haspassed her medical examination iseligible to become a member of anyof the dormitory teams, or of theclasses. A 3:30 class meets on Tues¬day, Thursday, and Friday; a 2:30one on Monday, Wedne.sday, andThursday.K^oadview Hotel“Hyde Park’s Finest”5540 Hyde Park Blvd.Fairfax 8800 so far this year, and Gordie Peter¬son last year became (juite adept atpivot shots from the free throw line.Flinn and Dorsey, though not extragood shots, can usually be countedon for one or two buckets.The Maroons have a better chanceagainst Minnesota than they havehad against either Iowa or Purdue,two top-notchers in the conference.Monday evening the Gophers lost toIowa 39 to 30. Coach Norgren, whohas seen the Minneapolis team play,said that they were not as fast ateam as either Iowa or Purdue.Special rates to Univer¬sity faculty and stu¬dents.Ideal individual roomswith private bath foronly $4.00 per week.May we suggest thatyou inspect these roomsearly as they are limitedin number.—R. D. BEMIS,Manager. ALL THE BRILLIANCEAND COLOR of the South¬land are captured in the newj)re-Spriiig knits. Java tan...Sun orgy (orange)... (Chinesef*eacock...Medieval Blue...Wheat Gold... as bright asthe Suiiiiner sun and just aswarm.Field’s offer them in Bradleyknits of wool chenille. The flatter¬ing neckline reaches a new highwith the deft roll-trim around thetop. A knitted belt and a ringbuckle complete the tw<)-[)iecedress. Short or long sleeves. ?22.7.SClassic Silk Bonele—anothereonsolement for femininity whohas endured many tantalizing dis¬play windows featuring SouthernWear. Practical and smart asalways—this time in a two-piecestyle. Scpiare neck—clever withyour favorite sport S(‘arf or brightneckerchief. Rust, green, navy, orbrown—hut not all sizes in allcolors.Peggy MiHtreMuriel ParisSPORTS ROOM, SIXTHFLOOR, MIDDLE, WABASH/Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 16. 1935Stallman’s Tea Room1369 E. 57lh St.Luncheon 35c Dinner 50cHOME COOKING FOR PRIVATEPARTIES INCOME STATISTICSPOINT OUT VALOE OFCOUEOE EDOCATION THEATERBy DAVID KUTNER Hospital Groupof UniversityHas Good YearA LITTLE NOTEBOOK WORK^BETTER GET SOAAE ^TOP-XRUBBER CEMENT.'Ihtin't mrinkU p»f>*r-•ltdtht dttinest.neatest adhesive youthisVMW60N( Sna-UMiCURLS THE M6ESAUTO HECK.' jYou Can Get Top-X atWoodworth’s Bookstore1311 East 57th Street Only two boys of every 100 receivefour years of college education. Toincrease this number is one of the | Fentongoals of American life insurance com-1. 1panics, says a Madison insurance ex- iecutive.The value of an education was: PETTICOAT FEVERat the Harris(Cast in order of appearance)Dascom Dinsmore Dennis King talking shophyjane and belle DRAKE CARDS“Anchors Away (my girls)”....and if we’re getting nautical, howEthel Campion Doris DaltonLittle Seal Naoe KondoSnow Bird Gale Kanato... . . . Rev. Arthur Shaphampointed out by the executive, who i • e ..u.: I Joaquin Southercited statistics compiled by theMassachusetts department of laborand the college of business adminis¬tration, Boston university.The cash value of a college educa¬tion as compared to a high schooleducation was set by the statistics at$72,000. The total earnings of a col¬lege graduate from 22 to 60 aver¬age $150,000.Income Lower“When a boy goes to work at 14,he reaches his maximum income at30. He averages less than $1,200 ayear. His income depends largelyupon manual dexterity and physicalstrength and thus falls off gradual¬ly after he is 50. More than 60 percent of all untrained workers are de¬pendent for support at 60. He earnsapproximately $45,000 between 14and 60 and not more than $2,000 of The fiscal year of 1934 was verysuccessful for the hospital group ofthe University. At least, the statis- i about a wave from the FLORRISKimo Goo Chong i tical report issued by John C. Dins-1 BEAUTY SHOP, 5523 Vs Kenwoodmore, superintendent of the Univer- j Ave. For 35 cents each you canGerrld Oliver Smith ' sity Clinics, indicates this in a re- have a shampoo, set, and manicure.cent resume of business for the past in line for a pennanent? FLORRIS’year. | give satisfaction.The number of employes in the i ♦ ♦ *Billings hospital, Bobs Roberts hos-1 “We’re Loyal to”... those peachypital. Max Epstein clinic, and the j sandwiches at KRISE’S ICE CREAMsupplementary departments for thejsHOP, 7112 Jeffery. Really, thoseLeo Curley I past five years are as follows: 1929, i toasted cheese sandwiches with or276 employees; 1930, 43^; 1931, i ^jthout a sliced tomato are grand.442; 1932, 410; 193^1, 3/9; and . j£ you’re an ice cream fan, you’ll “be1935, 444. I loyal” to KRISE’S delicious, home-In connection with the following ! ^^de ice cream,figures, this increase in employees i « 41 Reduced rate cards for the Fridayevening College Nights at the Drakehotel are available at The DailyMaroon office. These card.s, goodany Friday night for the rest of the.school year, entitle the bearer to a$1 minimum charge instead of theregular charge which ranges from.$1.50 to $2.Captain George Landry.Scotty Robert BentzenClara Wilson Oha MunsonAs a well-constructed play spark¬ling with all the essentials of gooddrama. Petticoat Fever is but medi¬ocre. But as an evening’s entertain¬ment, the show is grand fun.Dennis King, the matinee idol inVagabond King, the tragedian inRichard of Bordeaux, now tries hishand at the comic role and demon¬strates his versatility as an actor tothe complete satisfaction of his audi¬ence. But it is really the situationswhich make the play as riotouslyfunny as it is.Petticoat Fever i s a farce pure of almost 100 per cent since 1929demonstrates the increasing demandsfor clinic service.In November 1934, there were6.844 patient days of service rend¬ered as compared with 5,576 in No¬vember 1933. This is an average of228.1 patients per day in the houseas compared with 185.9 in November1933.The out-patient department isshowing a similar increase treating ‘Hail to the”. .smooth two-tonedblue wool dress atMIDWAY FROCKSHOPPE. Thelower part is darkblue wool crepeand the top is alacy wool in a blueand gray check.The sleeves arelong and the neckand simple. Dascom Dinsmore, athis in the years he should have been j radio operator on the coast of Lab-Mills says. ! rador, sees, for the first time inin high school,’40 I> Maximum many a moon, a white woman when ber as compared with 451.3 in No¬vember 1933. The total number ofvisits in this month was 12,396, ora thousand more than that in a sim-“The high school graduate goes to j Sir James Fenton makes a forced I of time the year before,work at 18, and passes the maximum | landing near Ws humble abode with i . interesting item decreaseof the untrained man within seven j Ethel Campion, a beautiful English i waitin.g time for those seekingyears, rising steadily to his maximum i girl. The only hitch seems to be that' treatment. A detailed rec-of $2,200 at 40. He continues at that ! Ethel is engaged to the astute and 495 8 natients ner dav last Novem'^ square. All will “hail” you in this495.8 patients pei day last Novem addre.ss is 1514 E.level the remainder of his active life, decidedly aggravated Sir James (ag-His total earnings from 18 to 60 ap- gravated because of the forced land-proximate $78,000, making the cash jng). Complications pile upon corn-value of his high school education plications when one Clara Wilson,$33,000 more than the untrained erstwhile fiancee of Dinsmore, ar- ord since Septemoer 1, 1934, showsthat the time necessary to wait fortreatment has decreased from 9 min¬utes in September to 5 in December. 59th St.* * *“Cheer Cheer for”... the richcreamy soup at the GREEN SHUT¬TER TEA ROO.M. After you’ve hadone of those delicious, steaming hot.pot pies you will “cheer” for themtoo. Drop in at 5650 Kenwood andsee for yourself.LANGUAGE TEASman.j “In the case of the college-trainedj man, he doesn’t start permanentI earnings until he is 22. Perhaps he' earns some money while he is at-! tending college. By the time he isj 28, his income equals that of the■ high school graduate at 40, and itcontinues to rise without a break.$6,000 Average at 60 rives unexpectedly to be spoused andto be spoused at once. The solution,though as one would expect, is, tosay the least, very funny!King sings one song in »he showand in answer to tnose who mightOa.se their conclusion that his voiceis gone upon that ditty, let it be saidthat the song is unsuited to him. He 5 RECOMMENDATIONSFOR KEEPING U. S.OUT OF FUTURE WAR(Phki(iA.COLONIAL TEA ROOM6324 VVooDLAWN Ave. (Continued from page 1)the marketing activities of the Merchants of Death unless it is carried 'to the point of government owner- j ^I ship and operation. And since in <ao.uvv Aver«i{c ww I u u -XT. I.- I modern war all industries are poten-« a needs a chance to boom out with his ] .. „ • j * • j , SThe great difference. Mills said, r.- ^ tially war industries it is difficult to , «:. , . X, 11 4. • a I voice in this particular case Bing . . * 1 *• »is that the college-ti’ained man s in- 11. . . envisage an adequate solution of the ; «come is dependent upon his mental • C« osby wou d have been better. these terms, short of i «ability, and training constantly im- [ „ Dalton playing the part of | socialism. i }proves it by practice. The [ .if V'* “conscription of capital” i 1income of $6,000 a year at 60 is of- 1 ’ ‘ ® ® ^ j in war-time is a snare and delusion, j kten surpa.ssed. With an average of j Pe^tly. <-erald Oliver Smith, | a maximum production ‘ “*1.50.000 total income between 22 ! «« Sir James, plays the role of the'worried and annoyed society patronwith perfect decorum, or rather, lackof it.Clara is played by Ona Munson, All modern language students areinvited to attend the teas given eachTuesday and Friday, from 4 to 5 inWieboldt commons. Admission is tencents for each tea or $2.00 perquarter.«..« Kx.M,.gr«,jc>C,K;»P’K’XK‘« ai».Any CarWashedorLive in Home-LikeQuartersWe specialize in attractiverooms for faculty members and studentsat the U. of C.Individual rooms or suiteswith or without bath.Ideally arranged for quietand study.Prices to suit your purse.Rates $2.50 to $1 2.00 per week.TheHarvard Hotel5714 Blackstone AvenuePhone Hyde Park 2780Miss Grayce Naismith,Mgr. of war .supplies. In a private prop¬erty economy, the only incentive toproduction is profit. To kill profit isto kill production. To kill men is to' promote profit. In the Great War, therecently of the films. The part calls * * * «ot;r... .belligerent governments .spent $25,-for the gold-digger who is aftersomething and Miss Munson certain¬ly is.A word might be said in praise ofGoo CThong, as the eskimo Kimo, whois our nomination for the perfecteskimo butler.WASHINGTON PROM(Continued from page 1)room at the Washington prom.Publicity for the Prom will be di¬rected by Noel B. Gerson. AidingGerson will be Charles Hoerr, man¬aging editor of The Daily Maroon,and Barney Kleinschmidt. BruceStewart is in charge of ticket sales.Irwin Askow is associated with Stew¬art in distributing the bids. 000 for every enemy soldier killed.In the next war as in the last, all gov¬ernments functioning in a profit eco¬nomy will find it necessary to protectprofits as well as to kill men.5. American membership in theLeague would obviously strengthenthe cause of peace throughout the jworld, 'The Leagrue is now an associa¬tion of Powers committed to themaintenance of peace. The UnitedStates keeps company outside withGermany and Japan. It seems im¬probable, however, that either thisconsideration or any of the other ad¬vantages of American membershipwill shake the deep-seated, short¬sighted and irrational antagonism ofAmerican professional patriots to allforms of international cooperation. Greased50^No BetterJob atAny PriceTRIANON AUTOSERVICE6118 Cottage Grove Shirts...Special sale of Arrow andKingley Tab Shirts.The finest arrow Mitogan andKingley tab collar shirtsoffered in this January Sale.Stripes, solid colors and white—all are here for you to selectfrom.$3.50 values for$2^CLOTHING CO.837-839 E. 63rd STREETWe’re still looking for a newcampus wit, who can pen a par¬agraph or so, with some polishand much merriment. He mayYOU MAY BE IT!Why not sit down right nowand dash off your 500 word con¬tribution? Remember — nottoo high tone—but plenty ex¬citing, neatly turned, and very still be at large, this skilledslinger of neat phrases, that thePhoenix is seeking for the Feb¬ruary issue—in factfoolish. And if you ARE itit’s all your very own and fornix, the brand new autographedvolume of the Midway MiracleMan’s new Masterpiece<il‘Heaven’s My Destination”CONTRIBUTIONS MUST BE IN BEFORE FEBRUARY 1stSECTION* National Collefiiate News in Picture and Paragraph*U. S TRADEMARK SERIAL NUMBER 313«’2WINS POETRY CONTEST » Robert Clack stranslation of Chinese poetry recently won anational prize. He is an Alma College (Mich.)professor.OVER THE TOPPaddy Green; captainSWIMMING ACE » Dexter Woodford, of the Cambridge Uni¬member of the Ohio State University (Colurn- versity ski team, takesbus) swimming team, is the star of the Buckeye i * practice jump on atank team KtYSTONe photo * run in the Swiss Alps.«riO« WOfliJ» PHOTOfKOM CLASSROOM TO CAMERA » Anita Kurtin, a senior at Brooklyn THERE’S NO MISTAKE about the names of these Swarthmore College (Pa.)liege (New York City), has just been awarded a three-months’ contract in freshmen, for they’re all labelled for you. And they’re all daughters of Dartmouth• Ilywood after winning a movie contest. College (Hanover, N. H.) professors, too.AboveSPORTY » The 1935 Poisport coupe features the s^le that makes this new**talk of the campus** froncoast, its streamlinins asories are particularly attthe collese men arxJ woiBelowSMARTNESS AND BEas featured in the new Doctracting smart collegians tocreation of Dodge craftsmfeature of its design suggecomfort, arid power.BelowSKIING AING are bosports, eswhen you aalong in ■ tOldsmobilethese twoState ColicLansing) co-so, ana they*it to their ofaction.AboveMODERNISTIC »The 1935 Plymouthfeatures the latest inultra-modem acces¬sory and body de¬signs.RightLEAN ANDRAK.ISH » The new Fordconvertible cabrioletis fitted with a tail¬ored top that blendsf>erfectly with theines of the car.RightBUIOCS BEST ^» University of Minnesota(MinneaF>olis) ‘ experts** put their starms ofapproval on the new 1935 Buick. Jheyare especially attracted by the flowinglines and sturdiness of design featured irrthis mexJel. RightAIRSTREAMED» This new aero¬dynamic line isbeing presentedthis year by De-Soto as a com¬panion line to the1935 Airflowmodels. This newline incorporatesmany Airflow fea¬tures.LeftTWO DESIGNSare featured forthe 1935 Chryslereights — the Air-flow and theAirstream.BelowANEW NOTE in aerodynamic designingis struck by the 1935 Airflow DeSoto withits extended radiator shell. This four-doorsedan is the last word in ultra modemstyling.1i3htondthet toces-’ toat¬testcrycd,ID-mg>35last|anastit’s'cntis- EDWIN BOYD, '35- EnsiiMering Student:"An engineering field trip is enough totire out anybody. When Fm lugging atransit and tripod across rough country...taking the hills as they come...fightingthrough brush and woods...I’ll admit Ioften get dred clear through. No wonderyou’ll find me smoking a Camel most ofthe time. For I’ye learned that a Camelrestores my energy—cheers me up-makes the miles ahead seem easier. Andwhy not enjoy a Camel whenever I wantone—Camels nevtr get on my nerves!’’Ncwsearai sian.Ray Baker saya:" Whenerer I feel ‘allin/1 can quickly re¬store my energy witha Camel. Camelabring back my pep.For over ten yearsI’ve preferredCamels. They have arich, distinctive fla¬vor that snita me.”TUNE IN ON THEfeaturing -WALTER O’KEEFEANNETTE HANSHAW “ Long ago,” saysLonis Bayard, *‘Ilearned that by smok¬ing a Camel I couldinsure myself againstthe effects of fatigue.I And, too, that smok¬ing as many Camelsas I like doesn’taffect my nerves.”GLEN GRAY’SCASA LOMA ORCHESTRAOVER COAST-TO-COAST WABC-COLUMBIA NETWORK('c.pyrlfht, I*WH J Hi-yiioijj Tobtrre ConipknjrwiiiiUm Salem. N. C.ALL TOBACCOMEN KNOW:Camels are made fromliner. More ExpensiveTobaccos — Turkish and.Domestic — than anyother popular brand.CAMEL’S COSTLIER TOBACCOSNEVER GET ON YOUR NERVES!YALE TO MIAMI » These YaleUniversity (New Haven, Conn.)students plan to make the 1,400-mile trip in 15 days on racinsbicvcies. keystone photoNmArS IN A NAME? . Marsarct Fidler, ^New Jersey Col I ege for Women (New Bruns- 'wick) student, has won a violin scholarship.KKVSTONt PHOTO OLYMI^erected &the eleveHE’S INGENIOUS » At leastJohn G. Foster has been awardedthe Yankee ingenuity scholarshipat Worcester Polytechnic Institute(Mass.).ALABAMA’S AMERICAN BEAUTY . . .Margaret Beery, a University of Alabama (University)Phi Beta Kappa, also holds the intercollegiate swim-ming record for the 40-yard crawl. She is a KappaKappa GammaTHEY’RE OFF » Horsewomenof Mount Holyoke College(South Hadley, Mass.) leavingtheir campus for Madison SquareGarden to attend the NationalHorse Show.B[4te'6urA^jcf^ **... 0^Is V ■THEY SOLD BRICKS on the Cleveland Public Square by fire. The bricks were from the razed building, and wereto secure funds to rebuild the Hiram College (Ohio) all marked to serve as souvenirs of the event,administration building, wh.ch was recently destroyed WELLI WELL! So hot dogs grow on treesversity of Miami (Fla.) co-eds are substitut'inthe sausage tree for the real thing.u.PASTRY SCENE . WinterUwrence University (Cantordepicted in this pastry model,the nev«/ slide,G'^rmany, forSUteAU PHOTO«RECI time is .. . And these University ol D'SCUSS NEW RULES » Frank Murray, of Marquette versity of Minnesota (Minneapolis), and Chet Wynne,) '^ds are getting it from the sun dial re- University (Milwaukee, Wis ), Lou Little, of Columbia of the University of Kentucky (Lexington), meet atced c f'eir campus. University (New York City), Bernie Bierman, of the Uni- coaches’ convention. KEYSTONE PHOTOSHE TURNED DOWN A FOLLIES OFFER sothat she might continue her law studies at DePaulUniversity (Chicago). It's Alice Jaglowski, "MissChicago of 1934 ’ ■sm-osF' „ 1- jam LAYS CORNERSTONE » Pres.Glenn Frank, of the University ofWisconsin (Madison), places thecornerstone of the Badger’s newcarillon tower.YOUD BEHER DUCK » Forif you don’t you’ll be hit by thesnowballs being thrown by theseDrake University (Des Moines,la.) students. ^ ; FOOTBALL CONVICTS iMembers of the Arizona StateT eachers College (FlagstafO teamgave each other convict haircutsto "celebrate’’ an unsuccessfulseason.Dating ^ 7Bureau ByRussell Ckeedle• Phi Keppe TauOhio University"I’d like a girl about five foot five.She must be a good dancer, a goodconversationalist, and make a niceappearance."The attendant of the Dating Bureautook a card from his file, and handedit to Pete. He copied the girl’s name,address, and telephone number."How much?" he asked.“Ten cents.”Pete laid the dime on the counter,and went in search of a student direcrtory.The Dating Bureau was a new ideato Pete—in fact, it was a new idea tothe college. The college had startedthe bureau with the idea of giving thebashful maidens in the dormitories achance at collegiate night-life, butthere were exceptions, and by thedescription on the card, Pete thoughtthat he had picked an exception.Anyway, he needed a date for the Tri-Phi formal in a hrirry.Came the night of the formal, andPete went to pick up his date at theDorm. He waited in the lounge, andwatched the girls passing the door,wondering which one was his date. Henoticed a girl sitting on a davenportopposite him dressed in an almostabmrd pink formal. Pete shuddered—the girl was coming toward him."Are you Peter Hamlin?” Her voicewas a decided soprano.Pete managed to gulp out the an¬swer."I’ve been ready, oh, ever so long.Shall we go?”After the first shock had died, Petedecided that she might not be so bad.Perhaps she was a good dancer. Theystarted for the hotel.“You know,” she cooed. “I justadore dancing. My roonunate andI are always dancing. We have in¬vented the cutest little step. I’llshow it to you when we get to thehotel.”“Yes.”“Did you notice my dress? It’s anexact copy of the dress my grandmotherwore when she was married. Isn’t itfunny how it is now back in style?”“Uh, huh.”They reached the hotel and be^anto dance. Pete felt himself beingpulled around the floor using stepsthat he never knew existed.“Let’s go over in a comer and I’llshow you that new step.”. Pete lived through what seemedyears of agony while the girl demon¬strated a step that wouldn’t fit anymusic written. Throughout the even¬ing he wondered where the mistakecould have occurred, for this couldnot be the girl who had been describedto him at the Bureau. He wonderedwho could have given such an invitingdescription to such a girl."Isn’t the dating bureau a wonderfulidea. Just think, if it wasn’t for it,I would never have met you."Pete groaned."You’re speh a gentleman. Here 1am doing all the talking. Tell me aboutyourself.”“Wen, I ah,—.”“Oh. there’s that piece ‘Moonglow’.Don’t you just love it!”She tugged at ^te. He took a deepbreath, and asked her:"Who makes out the deacriptkms ofthe people at the Dating Bureau?"“Why, I wrote my own,” sheanswered.Pete let his breath hiss between histeeth, and muttered tmder his iM-eath."I wonder if I can get my dimeback!”COLLEGIATE DIGEST Sec¬tion is lotting for Short Shortstories. Manuscripts must heaccompanied by return postage.Payment at regular rates uponacceptance. Address: Story Edi¬tor, COLLEGIATE DIGESTSection, P. O. Box 472, Madison,Wis. A Bag Full ofFashion InformationThis well dressed weekenderis wearing a rough weavecheviot suit in over-checkedpatterns—and the flaps on thepockets and the leather but¬tons add the firtal touches thatmake this model so attractivefor the up-to-the-minute col¬legian. Also worthy of atten¬tion are the smart Scotch grain Ibrogues, the hat with a de¬cided brim snap, the Walestab shirt with elongatedpoints, and the neat foulardchecked tie.In the bag you will find theaccessories shown below(you can take our word forit) — a button-down and astraight collared shirt, pajamasof jacquard silk, hose of woolin small checked design, andMacclesfield striped, herring¬bone patterned, Spitalfield,and boucle weave stripedneckwear.INfORMATION on whatis the correct dress for thecollege man may be obtainedby writing the Fashion Edi¬tors of Collegiate Digest.Address: Fashion Editor,Collegiate Digest, P. O. Box472, Madison, Wis.. “"M fthorn pkltd (ciioo to rfidio towers Might be the caption for this group h» the series of evefusive **yfstcf!dey endre lust going to tett you that tl^Vc the fell building constructed at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institulf (fray, N-Y )^ the laiv group of buildings that now form the caMpus of ^ fanied engineering sdiool.SUPEIdirRAQUC ^ .TEMPORA CUNCIAIITTQUEOwrrtsht. Itt4. K. J. BcynoMt!fffcyRIByS VNVM<)N T WRITE-'FINIS" TO PIPE 5M0klN6luntilyoo have triedmiNCE ALBERT.[ALL THE‘BITE* 16 RCHOVCD.AND m MIID AND^\S MELLOW --AQUALLV0 VOUR' ^"^ PIPE TASTLBETTER 7M M M M M ^ — atHT - THLXtT A tOAO Of TXATso GOO'L^°rM*-°MOOTH »>s theJO.N O^O^%^E0OVl~ Philbert says "Duity Bore".—Army Pointer.AlbertTHE NATIONAL JOY SMOKE !‘Well, Mamba, the boy’s •in Harvard at last.*’-—Yale Record.>=-j. -■ -t'—BEG PARDON » Correcting two errors made in a recent issue ofCOLLEGIATE DIGEST: The above photo of Gen. George VanHorn Moseley, fourth corps area commander, and Major Edgar H.Underwood, commandant of the University of Alabama (University)R O.T.C. unit, was taken at the University of Alabama, and not at the University of Georgia. The two photos shown at the rightpicture the Tau Alpha Omega fraternity actives administering theusual forms of punishment to their pledges at the University ofGeorgia (Athens). We erroneously credited this picture to theAlpha Tau Omega fraternity. * How do you like my biswing'— LtMgh BiMrC R O WORD Z ZBy LILLIAN W. REQUAMount Holyoke College(South Hadley, Mass.)1VE DOLLARS will be paid for collegiate cross word puzzlessill' ble for publication in this section. No money will be paid forpu'- fs not used and no puzzles will be returned unless return post-agt s included. Collegiate Digest, P. O. Box 472, Madison, Wis. 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Stepping-stone to a Ph.D.Else.Intrigue.MA -t- CA (Consult psychologist).Prefixed by sub it equals the “juniormiss”.BasebaH's sacred number.Increase.Mercury (Symbol).Dakota (Al^.).He (G.).The Buffdogs.Uncle Sam.Perch.Man’s name.Portion of a curved line.Nothing.George Russell.Printer’s measure.Answer To LestWeek's PuizleM E M 0 [r f E sMK V E R R o ojolN e A T E T u|i 1mM T M E m/MsiP>TaiaI^J V 1 /Wm E 0ySm R T anvliPjE c A Rnl^E/|ia»4 E S aasoB1 [3> mmmBy Blanche Joy MyattUniversity of Arkansas The Ou> Maid."HL Professor!'’OHIOAN"Oh, you're a mem>ber of the varsity. Thatwill be a 'C instead ofan 'E'. Mr. Smith."—Sun Dial.Printed by Alco Gravure Inc., Chicago, Ill. 539U-15~<Q9iolIt^ SH^tstvALL-AMERICAN FOOTBALL SELECTIONSHalf backDUANE PURVISPurdue UniversityQuarterbackROBERT H. GRAYSONStanford UniversityGuardGEORGE BARCLAYUniversity of North CarolinaTackleLAWRENCE H. LUTZUniversity of CaliforniaEndJOHN PENNYPACKERUniversity of Pennsylvania Fullback and CaptainFRANCIS LUNDUniversity of MinnesotaTHE nation s greatest group of football 'experts has spoken! We present to you on thispage the All-American eleven of the thousands of students who cast their ballots in thefirst nation-wide poll to be conducted in the history of modern football to select a trulycollegiate honor eleven. This team, composed of the greatest stars of the 1934 season, hasbeen selected entirely by students now attending institutions of higher learning in the UnitedStates, who voted in the COLLEGIATE DIGEST All-American Poll.From all sections of the country came repeated recognition of the greatness of the Uni¬versity of Minnesota Gophers—Big Ten champions—and the votes piled up for Francis"Pug ” Lund and his teammates attest to the great popularity and acknowledged prowess ofBernie Bierman’s proteges. Ballots from all sections pf the country placed this great ballcarrier as the man to captain the team from the fullback position He was nominated as a partof the teams listed on the larqer_^majority of the ballots, and he was mentioned as a candidateto play every position in the backfield of this great mythical eleven. Despite the fact that hehas sustained two broken fingers, a broken thumb, sprained back and injured knee, Lund hasnever missed a game in three years. This 21-year-old, 183-pound Gopher played his last vearwith an average gain of 6.6 yards on running plays, kicked for an average of 38 yards fromthe line of scrimmage, and completed nearly half his passes. He scored 30 points in confer¬ence competition this past year.If the college football fans’ own eleven were to lake to the field under the direction ofCaptain Lund, he would be assisted in the backfield by Duane Purvis, Purdue University soffensive and defensive star, Fred Borries, Jr., the Navy s ace ball carrier, and Robert H."Bobby ” Grayson, Stanford University’s leading scorer (sixty points this season) and consid¬ered by many to be the ’’most dangerous ball carrier in America The gridiron exploits ofthis famed trio would fill volume upon volume in any encyclopedia of football, and we canpay them no greater honor than to say that they are considered by their classmates throughoutthe nation to be the greatest to play their respective positions during the 1934 season.As pivot-man for the COLLEGIATE DIGEST All-American aggregation, the thousandsparticipating in the poll selected John J. ’Jack ” Robinson, Notre Dame University’s fast¬thinking center. A sure diagnostician of plays, Robinson was as effective at defensive play ashe was accurate at passing the ball. On either side of Robinson we find George Barclay, ofthe University of North Carolina, and J. Regis Monahan, of Ohio State University, holdingdown the guard positions. Barclay, often referred to as the one-man football team, andMonahan, a great place kicker as well as defensive star, are two of the most versatile men inthe country playing this position. Speed, great ability to discern opponents plays, and feroc¬ity in charging and blocking are the grid qualities possessed by Lawrence H. Larry ” Lutz,of the University of California, and William ’Bill ” Lee, of the University of Alabama, winnersof the tackle positions. Both are exceptional performers, and have won high recognition fortheir ability to open holes for their backfield teammates. You will remember that Lutz playedmore football per season in the last two seasons than any other of the California gridders,and that Lee was one of the most inspiring captains to head a collegiate team this season.The nation’s colleqians again turned to the championship Gopher eleven when theyselected Frank "Butch" Larson to play an end position. As alternate captain of the Minnesotaeleven, Larson was the inspiration behind the smothering Gopher defensive like Lundhe says he is a pure Swede, is six feet three, and 22 years old On the other Rank of theCOLLEGIATE digest All-American team we find John S. Pennypacker, captain of the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvania gridmen*. Pennypacker is a three-letter athlete, and one of the fastestends on the 1934 gridiron. FRED BORRIES, JR.U. S. Naval Acd 'lyCenterJOHN J. ROBINSONNotre Dame U nivei' ityGuardJ. REGIS MONAHANOhio State UniversityTackleWILLIAM LEEUniversity of AlabamaEndFRANK LARSONUniversity of Minnesc/i