Vol. 35. No. 21. Bail? ilUinionUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER I, 1934 Price Three CentsRALLY TO SUPPORT OF SMITHCOMMENT NAMESSIX MEMBERS TOEOITORIU STAFFMakes First Appearanceof Fall QuarterNovember 14 Present Barry*s Comedy,**Joyous Season, ** Tonightin Reynolds TheaterGilkey to AddressConference Groups Vail, james, and EbertStar In PremierePerformanceComment, the literary quarterlyof the University, will make its in¬itial appearance this year on Wed¬nesday, November 14, accordinff toan announcement made yesterdayby Charles Tyroler, II, editor.Appointments to the staff werealso made at that time. They in¬clude the selection of Sidney Hy¬man as a.ssistant editor and of Georj?Mann, Martin Gardner, LillianScboen, Huntinffton Harris, and Ra-vone Smith as associate editors.Francis Hoyt was named as circula¬tion manajrer.Business Positions OpenPositions on the busine.ss staff arestill open. Those students interestedarc urped to report as soon as pos¬sible to Noel Gerson, business man-a^rer.Prominent as a former Marooncolumnist, Sidney Hyman is also as¬sistant editor of Phoenix, a mar¬shal of the University, and a mem¬ber of Iron Mask and the chapelcouncil.Geor»f Mann obtained recoirnitionas beinjr the first grraduate under thenew plan. Martin Gardner is a mem¬ber of Sifrma Alpha Epsilon; he wasalso as.sociate editor of Comment la.styear. Lillian Schoen was associateeditor of the quarterly in 1933 aswell as a member of the freshmanwomen’s council. Another as.sociateeditor of last year is HuninprtonHarris, who was also co-editor of“Mer.s:er for Millions,” a Rlack-friars show.Accept Contribution*Francis Hoyt was on the businessboard of the quarterly last year. Heis al.so on Phoenix, Cap and Gown, iand a member of Si^’ma Alpha Ep¬silon.Contributions for the fall issue iwill be accepted up to 3 on nextWednesday afternoon. They may be :put in the Comment box at the Fac¬ulty Exchanffe.Featurinjf the same makeup as ;was used last year. Comment is ex-')>ected to prove of campus-wide in«tere.st.—HELP THE HOMECOMING!—Social ServiceSpeaker Talkson Relief WorkOne of the greatest social prob¬lems brought on by the depression,that of social relief and its admin¬istration, was the topic of a lecturedelivered yesterday at Bond chapelby Joanna C. Colcord, prominent so¬cial relief worker and director ofthe department of charity organiza¬tion of the Russell Sage Founda¬tion of New York.The appearance of this guestspeaker, which was sponsored by theSchool of Social Service Administra¬tion, attracted such a large audiencethat the crowd was sent to the Cha¬pel, instead of Harper Mil, wherethe lecture was originally schedul¬ed to be given.Although many branches of theproblem of relief administration areconsidered by the speaker, she dweltchiefly upon the need for a moreefficient organization of federal re¬lief works.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!—POSTPONE DANCE Charles W. Gilkey, dean of theUniversity chapel, left last night toattend two conferences in the East.At the request of the President ofCornell university. Dean Gilkey willconduct a special three-day confer¬ence on the religious problems ofstudents, and will be guest speakerSunday at that University’s regularchapel service.Friday night. Dr. Gilkey will at¬tend a New York state student con¬ference at Wells college at Aurora. The Dramatic association will in¬augurate its forty-second season onthe University campus tonight in theReynolds club theater when it pre¬sents Philip Barry’s latest comedy,;“The Joyous Sea.son,” which will beproduced for the first time beforea Chicago audience.Frank Hurburt O’Hara, director ofdramatic productions, has supervisedthe direction of the play and has 9 RADIO STATIONSGIVE PROGRAMFOR HOI^COMINGBids for Victory DanceAre Now on Salefor 25 CentsVia the ether waves, the Univer¬sity’s titanic homecoming celebrationwill be carried throughout the Mid¬dle West tomorrow and Saturday.Programs and announcements pre¬ceding the game will be broadcastedby nine local stations, while fouroutlets will review the game fromStagg field Saturday.Two radio headliners will be of¬fered tomorrow night. WIND at 8This work is similar to his position | been assisted by Adele Sandman. The | has scheduled songs by the Univer-as advisor on student religioustivities at this University.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!—PONDER ADVISABILITYOF FEDERAL GRANTSFOR PUBLIC SCHOOLSSkeletal arguments and suggestiveattacks on the proposition whetherthe federal government should equal¬ize educational opportunity by an¬nual state grants for public elemen- role in which Lillian Gish w’asstarred in Arthur Hopkins’ NewYork premiere last season will betaken tonight by Barbara Vail.Name CastOther parts are taken by PhilipWhite as Ross Farley, Robert Ebertas Martin Farley, Henry Reese asFrancis Battle, Howard Chandler asPatrick, Ethel Ann Gordon as Ter¬esa Farley Battle, and Hal Jamesas John Farley..Alexander Kehoe is cast as HughFarley, Mary Haskell as MonicaFarley, Jean Russell as Edith ChoateFarley, Paula Dillon as Sister Aloy-sius, and Esther Margolin as Nora.Business StaffThe business staff for the produc¬tion is headed by Wilson Grahamwere assistedby Katharyn Cottingham, Elizabethtary and secondary education markedthe* debate-open forum held last night Jack “Illen," whoby the University Debate Union in ^ Katharyn CottingL„..„the Reynolds club. Intensive argu-, ^mentation was lacking because ofthe small group in attendance; how¬ever, ^ome of the fundamental is¬sues underlying the question wereintroduced by Kenyon Lewis andJ. B. Kleinschmidt, affirmative, withIrving I. Axelrad and Shirley Kahnin opposition.Lew’is stressed the “equality of op¬portunity” issue, stating that the man, Mary Rix, and Mary Jane Stev¬enson. Oliver Statler has supervisedthe production staff which includesWilliam Bard, Roger Willis, ByronWood, and Philip Lawrence on scen¬ery and Charles Stevenson and RalphSpringer on lighting.Tickets on SaleFrancis Wilson and Jane Simonare in charge of properties andfederal government should intervene ^ M^,.garet Thompson and Emily Rogin order to guarantee students liv¬ing in states having little tangiblewealth an equal opportunity to ed¬ucation with students living in stateswhich can afford an annual invest¬ment of 78 dollars per student. InI furthering the argument, Klein¬schmidt pointed out that two thou¬sand schools closed last year becauseof insufficient state funds.Kahn questioned the plausabilityof trying to equalize education withtwo separate school systems, paro¬chial and private, in operation. Theusual tax, graft, and interpretationof question difficulties were stressedby Axelrad who believed that equal¬ity arguments could apply to all stateand public functions—hence educa¬tion should receive no precedence.This was the first in a series ofdiscussions on the Big Ten questionwhich the Union will hold in organ¬izing its debate squads on November24.—HELP THE HOMECOMING! -MATCHETT OPENSSECOND SESSIONOF MOOT COURT ers have arranged for costumes.John Bodfish, assisted by Joe Combsand Richard Wasen, has directedpublicity.Tickets for the performance to¬night, tomorrow, and Saturday are' classpriced at $1.10 and may be obtained format the Mandel hall box office.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!— sity male quartet, talks by HowardP. Hudson and William S. O’Don¬nell, and a review of the parade withNoel Gerson announcing from thestreet and Wells Burnette from thestudio.Shaughnessy on WMAQAt 10 Hal Totten, sports announc¬er of WMAQ, will interview CoachShaughnessy on the game. Both pro¬grams will emminate from the Mit¬chell Tower studios. Special featureannouncements will be made dur¬ing the day by WAAF, WCFL,WENR, KYW’, WGN, and W’JJD.Space for temporary studios at thefield has been requested by severalChicago and Indiana stations whichwere refused because of lack ofhousing facilities as stations WBBM,WMAQ, KYW, and WIND will havetheir sports reporters on hand togive play by play details.Dance Tickets on SaleTickets for the Victory dance to¬morrow evening are now on .sale fortwenty-five cents. Women will beadmitted without charge to the danceand reception; the fee is limited tothe men. The affair takes pl^^T:e inIda Noyes immediately after theconclusion of the Victoi’y paradeand meeting. Tickets may be ob¬tained from the student sale.swomenor at the tables in Cobb hall, Man-del hall cloisters, the Coffee shop,or the residence halls for men.Tomorrow’s activities are launch¬ed with the freshman and sophomorerush. The rush, taking theof a pushball game in which(Continued on page 4)HELP THE HOMECOMING!-Henderson Denounces CapitalistSystem as Cause of DepressionSpeaking on the subject “Econom-, these natural resources for essentialics in an Age of Plenty,” the alter'- nurpose.ed title of his lecture, Fred Hender- i “The renewed vigor of human lifeson, economist, socialist, and form-, is the only final product and theThe Fall Dance given by thehool of Business has been post-ned until November 7. Bill Elliot,jsident of the Business Schooluncil announced that in this waywill not conflict with homecominglebrations. Admission to the Idayes theater where the dance willheld is one dollar per couple.HELP THE HOMECOMING!— I The honorable David Matchett,judge of the Appellate Court of Il¬linois, will preside at the openingtrial in the second session of theUniversity Court of Cook County!this evening at 7:30. He will hearthe case of Morgan vs. Smith, a per- :sonal injury suit for $350. |Pleading the cause of the defensein the trial will be David Matchett, jJr., son of Judge Matchett and stu- ■dent in the Law school. RobertSprague will also act as an attorney |for the defense, and Charles Wash-1er and Paul Kitch will represent the iplaintiff. jA jury of four members of the i er member of the British Parliament,denounced, last night in Mandel hall,the capitalist system as causing thepresent day feeling of insecurity inhuman life. “I don’t believe therewill be any recovery from the de¬pression,” the speaker emphasizedhis point by saying, “as long as thereis capitalism.”According to the former memberof Parliament, the basic economicrule is that there is no other eco¬nomic reality but natural resourcesand what man can make of them.This being the case, the process ofhuman life is producing and using only true reality of our economicsystem,” Henderson explained. “Allaggregates of material good to thatpoint are useless things that havestopped short of the only real things.This stopping short is exactly whattakes place in the capitalist system.Throughout his entire lecture, theeconomist and socialist pointed outweaknesses in capitalism. He pre¬dicted that world-wide conditionswill be steadily growing worse aslong as the present system is inpower, stating hopefully though thatcapitalism was now In the process ofdecay. Straw Vote Gives 9-7Majority to UniversityState Senate NomineeCandidate SeeksElection Tuesday Partisans Defend SmithAgainst Opponents’AccusationsT. V. SmithHENRY VAN DUSEN,NOTED THEOLOGIAN,SPEAKS AT CHAPELAt the request of the Universitystudent body, Henry P. Van Dusen,associate professor of SystematicTheology and the Philosophy of Re¬ligion and dean of students at theUnion Theological Seminary, NewYork, will make an initial appear¬ance here Sunday as guest speakerin the regular Sunday Chapel serv¬ice at 11.Commenting upon Dr. Van Dusen,Dean Gilkey named him as one ofthe leaders in the widespread UnitedStudent Religious Movement, typi¬cal of his activities in student so¬cial service and religion. The meas¬ure of his present influence mightbe judged by his positions as fel¬low of the National Council on Re¬ligion in Higher Education, andmember of the executive committeeof the Committee on Militarism inEducation.Since his student days at Prince¬ton, where he was a leader of stu¬dent and honor scholarship organiza¬tions, Henry P. Van Dusen has beenone of the most influential religiousleaders of the younger generation.”In 1926, he was engaged in collegeand conference addresses on themoral and religious problems ofstudents.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!—PERKINS SPEAKSAT MEETING OFCITY CHURCHES Straw votes show that T. V. Smith,professor of Philosophy, is leading9-7 in his candidacy for State Sen¬ator from the Fifth District.University students have ralliedto the support of Mr. Smith, by cir-Iculating positers interviewing pre¬cinct captains and getting votesfrom relatives friends and neigh¬bors.Partisans of T. V. Smith pointout that Candidate Roy Woods, re¬publican opponent of Mr. Smith,controls the Hyde Park Herald, astruggling local paper. Its last issuecontained a malicious story aboutthe conduct of professors and stu¬dents from the University at theSmith-Woods debate coupled with awell-favored drawing of CandidateWoods beside a picture of T. V.Smith, taken years ago when he wasin an awkward pose at a camp.Prominent in PoliticsFurther, despite libellous effortsof Woods’ supporters to show thatMr. Smith is a member of the KuKlux Klan, the democratic organ¬ization is making headway in com¬batting the signed affidavit, defam¬ing Mr. Smith’s character and at¬tributing to him statements he neveruttered.Professor Smith campaigned forFranklin D. Roosevelt in 1932. Hemade his first political speech at theage of 13 in behalf of Joseph Wel¬don Bailey, democratic U. S. Sen¬ator from Texas. At a conferenceof the world’s philosophers inPrague, Czechoslovakia, Mr. Smithaddressed the group in defense ofdemocracy against Nazism.Edits JournalMr. Smith is a graduate of Texf-as Christian university, editor of theInternational Journal of Ethics,member of American Philosophicalassociation, American Political Sci¬ence association, and Phi Beta Kap¬pa. His books are: “The Democrat^:Way of Life,” 1925, “The AmericanPhilosophy of Equality,” 1926, “Be¬yond Conscience,” 1934, etc. One ofthe chief diversions of his opponentis to quote single statements fromthese books.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!—Harry GideonseDiscusses Trendsin NationalismEVANS ANNOUNCESUNIVERSITY SINGERS DOUGLAS SPEAKS ONPUBLIC WORKS TODAYUnder the direction of Mack 'Evans, assistant professor of Musicand director of chapel music, the!University Singers are now in their !.second week of rehearsal. The mem¬bers consist of: sopranos, Mary Paul H. Douglas, professor ofEconomics, will give the third of aseries of lectures on “Can We Con¬trol Business Depressions?” at 3:30this afternoon in Social Science 122.His topic for the current lecture willReamer and Pauline Willis, fresh-_ men, and Mary Woods, a graduate;; jjg “Public Works and National ver-University from outside of the Law j altos, Betty Booth, Elizabeth Can-1 international Action” instead ofschool will decide the case. The trial, non, and Jean Stockfisch, freshmen,to be held in the North room of the tenors Randolph Bean a junior andEdwin Libbey graduate; and thebasses, Jim McDevitt, senior, andPeter Vos.—HELP THE HOMECOMING!—Law school, is open to the public andmembers of the University are espe¬cially invited to attend.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!— the subject previously announced.The series is made up of five lec¬tures given on five consecutiveThursday afternoons at 3:30.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!— At the first regular meeting ofthe year, the board of Social Serv¬ice and Religion, the ruling body ofall Chapel activities, yesterday vot¬ed to invite the Clhicago ChurchFederation to hold a conference ofdelegates from all churches in thecity November 18 at the University.Miss Frances Perkins, Secretary ofLabor, will speak on the “Functionof the Church in Social Legislation.”According to Dean Gilkey, Miss Per¬kins has also verified her tentativeengagement as Chapel speaker thatmorning.The Board has invited a councilof neighboring churches to hold acommunity service here on Thanks¬giving morning.The ruling body further coivid-ered the objects to which the Chapeloffering were devoted and the selec¬tion of a list of speakers for thenext year.—HELP THE HOMECOMING!— i Harry D. Gideonse, associate pro¬fessor of Economics, addressed theAvukah society yesterday afternoonin Social Science 122 on the ques¬tion “Are Nationalism and Interna¬tionalism Necessarily Opposed?”“Economic internationalism is de¬pendent upon economic national¬ism,” Gideose stated to the group,which is interested in the presentZionist movement of nationalism. Heelaborated this statement by ex¬plaining that contemporary nation¬alism, evident in the world-wide in¬crease of executive power, can bringabout international action becauseit has the power and the means,which former more democrafSc leg¬islatures lacked.On the other hand nominal inter¬nationalism as set forth in commun¬istic theories, is often in realityquite nationalistic, as seen in thecase of Soviet Russia, ProfessorGideonse explained.—HELP THE HOMECOMING'—THE WEATHERThursday, November 1, 1934Fair and colder Thursday, moder¬ate northwest winds. Increasingcloudiness and warmer Friday.—PULVERIZE PURDUE!—Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1934 \(Mir UlaninnFOUNDED IN 1901*-i O ER^90clatrd ColUgiatf '$rgs>-5 1034 (^iHlrtjklfDia^ 1935^MADISON WISCONSWThe Daily Maroor is the official student newspapw of theUniversity of Chicagro, published morninits except Saturday.Sunday, and Monday durintr the autumn, winter, and sprinstquarter by The Daily Marnon Company, 5S31 University Avenue.Editorial office; Lexineton hall, Room 15: business office:Rooni^^l5^^^^^TeIephones_^^_^ocaI^^^46_and_Hyde_Park^_922U^^^^_^^Subscription rates: J2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents."Hie University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or ^fof any con*tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. .^11 opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters should be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon. Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be withheld if requested..Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth GreenebaumHenry F. Kelley Raymond Lahr JeanneJanet I>-wy WilliamRalph W. Nicholson StolteW. WataonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZatmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORL4L ASSISTANTSShirley Baker•lohn BallengerJack BrackenWells D. BurnetteRussell CoxSidney Cutright Jr. George FelsenthalZenia GoldbergRuby HowellJulian A. KiserGodfrey LehmanJohn MorrisJune Rappaport George SchustekJames SnyderEdward S. SternElinor TaylorMary 'WalterCampbell WilsonBUSINESS ASSISTANTSPaul Lynch Harold Siegel Roy Warshawsky•Alien Rosenbaum Richard Smith Seymour WeinsteinNight Editor: Henry KelleyAssistants: Ballenger and MorrisThursday, November 1, 1934T. V. SMITH AND THE OPPOSITIONAdvocates of good government may draw aninteresting parallel between the methods employ¬ed by T. V. Smith and Roy Woods, candidatesfor the office of state senator in the fifth district.As competent observers predicted before thecampaign. Professor Smith has been waging anenergetic and completely above board battle,while his opponent, fighting desperately, has re¬sorted to the common political tricks practiced bythe typical unscrupulous politician.The latest of his shady stunts that is infuriatingthe honest voters of the community is an affidavitdistributed throughout the community charging,along with other ridiculous statements, that Pro¬fessor Smith is a member of the Ku Klux Klan!While anyone that knows T. V, Smith realizesthat such charges have no basis of fact, support¬ers of his opponent will make the most of theiropportunity..Another handicap experienced by the Univer¬sity man is that he has not been able to get thespeaking schedule of his opponent, while the lat¬ter has been in possession of Smith’s. CandidateWoods has repeatedly eluded him, another evi¬dence of his refusal to carry on a fair campaign.Partisans of T. V, Smith must redouble theirefforts to combat the methods of the Republicancandidate. It seems obvious that the oppositionsees the writing on the wall and is taking thesesteps as a last desperate chance.If there were no other issue involved but thatof the campaign policies of the two men, thethinking voter would choose Professor Smith. Avictory for him will indicate that an honest, dig¬nified, and capable campaign is appreciated bythe voters.We believe that the citizens, understanding thediverse attacks employed by Smith and Woodswill select Smith as their representative. As stu¬dent voters who will be exercising our franchisefor many years to come, we should be interestedin paving the way for good men in public office.fhe Daily Maroon has backed T. V. Smithwhole-heartedly throughout the campaign. To¬day we are concluding our efforts with this spe¬cial edition as a further indication of our faithin Professor Smith. We leave the rest to the in¬telligent voters of the community.—H. P. H,PERSONALIf “Inquisitive” and “H.R.,” writers of anon¬ymous letters to The Daily Maroon will identifythemselves to us, we will print their statements,keeping their names in confidence if they so de¬ sire. We are perfectly willing to print these con¬tributions, but our policy, as explained yesterday,I makes this impossible at the present.—H. P. H.The Travelling BazaarBy RABELAISCONTRIBUTORS’ DAY: IN WHICH THE CUSTOM-ERS DO THE WORKTHE FIRST ITEM;Dear Rabelais:We like your picture. We like your picture.We like your picture.Very truly yours.Your Public.UNSUSPECTING LADYShe passedI sawAnd smiledIn answerTo my smileI wonderIf she tooCould knowHer lingerieI Hung downA mile.4c 4c *SO THEY TELL MEDear “My Favorite Columnist,”It happened on one of those days when TeddyLinn couldn’t meet his class and lett the follow¬ing note on the blackboard:“Prcf. Linn will be unable to meet his classestoday.”One of our brighter undergraduates walked upcalmly and erased the “c” in “eias.ses.” The profI turned around, after noticing the gales of laugh¬ter and all, sneered at the offending student, andequally calmly erased the ”1” in lasses,” and strol¬led from the room.Ha ha,B. H.4t » *SHE GIVES US THIS AMONG OTHER THINGSDearest Rabelais,I understand that outside of the Dean’s officeat Creighton University is a sign reading: “Getyour grades and pass out quietly.”Love,H. P. H.* * *A LETTER OF AMAZING INTEREST ANDTERRIBLY FASCINATING INTRIGUEDear “Naughty Words,” Hudson,As we know you won’t print this, we are send¬ing it to Rabelais.I approve of your editorial campaign to abolishthe use of certain words in the English language,but I don’t think you carry things far enough.Why not eliminate the use of all words, thenwe would realize a Utopian existence, and furtherthere would be no Daily Maroon, which in itselfwould be sufficient cause for taking this action.Admiringly yours.The Reader of your Editorials.* * »this is the howard p hudson issue of thebazaar at no increase ir. prices. .. .substitutes forhis editorials may be purchased at any drug store ;in large soft rolls....* * J|cVIVE LA T. V. SMITHIj The sponsors of a certain Thomas Smith’s cam-i paign for the senate have increased the circula¬tion of the Maroon through the medium of the! Letters to the Editor column to such a degreeI that we are almost honor bound to support them' in their efforts. But in addition to that, we wantI to. Hello, T. V we’re for yuh....* * *TO ALL WHO DESERVE COMES RECOGNITIONGather ’round, folks, for next week is contestweek at our Alma Mater. Rabelais, with hiscustomary efficiency and executive ability, willtake charge. The theory of the contest is asfollows: every Maroon reader gets one vote, ev¬ery sucker who buys the paper gets two votes.Rabelais trusts your honesty in this matter ashe is going to count the votes anyway.Everybody will be allowed to vote for one per¬son for something, and the person who gets themost votes for whatever he gets the most votesI for, automatically wins. Prizes will be announcedI later, but let us point out to you we disparagej any mercenary outlook on this by any of yousej out there. First of all, it’s the honor that countsj most of all and besides you’ll he surprised at theprizes. Personally we are betting on Man ofI War to beat Gallant Fox in the stud. Letters to ithe Editor i— !|AND STILL IT GOES ONOctober 31, 1934.Messrs. Parker and Barden:I am glad to see that you ai’efollowing in the footsteps of manyof our most noted pseudo-intellec¬tuals. As a last resort after all logi¬cal arguments have failed, they in¬variably turn to ridiculing the per¬sonalities of their opponents.Sincerely, jLawrence Goodnow. ITHE KIND OF LETTERS jWE LIKE TO PRINT |October 26, 1934.Sir:The recent action of the alumni of¬fice and the A. A. as regards theHomecoming revival has just beencalled to my attention. It is verygratifying to me to learn that thisfine old tradition is about to bebrought back to the Chicago campusand I am confident that many others,both Alumni and Undergraduates,share this feeling with me. The blovon our escutcheon incurred by everallowing the event to lapse at all isi about to be removed—forever, I hope.' People have said much in recenti years about the decline of “collegeI spirit,” but the Homecoming an¬nouncement is definite proof that Chi¬cago students are still right in thereand will back the team to the full¬est extent with that old fightingspirit.Those who instituted the revivalplans are to be commended forchoosing such capable and enthusias¬tic students as Gerson and Greenleaf,who are in a large meassure respon¬sible for the peppy undergraduatesupport of the football team, to headthe Homecoming committee. So to as-, sure its coming off in a big way letevery student get behind Gerson andGreenleaf and push the thing to thelimit. I assure you that the alumniI will do their part.' Hoping we beat Purdue, I am’ Very sincerely yours, jI Dick Browning.II WHY DOESN’T ANYONE WRITETO US?j October 31, 1934.1 Mr. Henry A. Ree»eSir:It is unfortunate that out of thethousands of ROTC graduates in jthis nation even one has so grosslymisinterpreted the spirit of the jROTC as to compare it with the! Nazi-Abteiluggen and kindred or-j ganizations. That one former ROTCI officer believes that there is a basis! for comparison is unsufficient to es-I tablish it as firmly as your letter! would indicate. If you are sincerely] interested in honest statementsfrom bona fide ROTC men I shall bemore than happy to secure for youj any number of honest statements' from bona fide ROTC men to the ef-I feet that the ROTC does not incul-cate a spirit of militarism in its,' members.j If, sir, you would be interestedI in a detailed and objective study ofmilitaristic attitudes in the ROTC |j graduate, I can refer you to a recent |questionnaire issued by the U. S. De-1partment of Interior. Of the grad¬uates replying to the Department,and a majority did reply, 93.7% (ifmy memory serves me) said thatROTC training did not give them amilitaristic attitude. !Most sincerely yours, |Riley Sunderland 111. |P. S. If you should doubt thatjI am a bona fide ROTC man my mili- jtary record is on file at Ryerson. iACCURATE ACCOUNT 'October 25, 1934. |Let me thank you for the accur¬ate account you gave in today’s issueI FRIDAY NIGHT |is ,COLLEGE NIGHT-to thdWAlNut rodHUAt/ua5H«WB|$MRR(K HfTELCHICAGO* Randolph at'la faU<? of the appointment of Professor vonWartburg.It may interest your readers toknow that in 1934, 41 graduates andstudents of the Romance languagedepartment here obtained positionsin various parts of the United Statesand Canada. That is a hopeful sign.Times are obviously improving, andthere is a real demand for peopletvho know foreign languages.Wm. A. Nitze.Exactly $159,232,782 was allottedfrom the federal emergency funds in■1933-34 for educational purposes.The regular budget appropriationsfor education tluring that period was$32,255 690. DREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63HThursdayHelen Twelvetrees“SHE WAS A LADY”DAILY MATS. 15c till 6:30PUBLIX CAFETERIA(Formerly Hill's)1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can buy a ticket to the OhioState game with the money yousave eating the Publix way.”O^ijeJUia^ CLUBMAKE YOUR NEXTPARTY THE TALKOF THE CAMPUS ••A Fashionable environment . . SmartService . . The Exclusiveness of oPrivate Club # You will find everyrequisite for o truly distinctive donee. . dinner-donee . . formal or tea ..at America's Finest Club O A br.ou-tiful room for c-very porty occasion #And at a cost no greater than youwould pay for conventional hotelaccommodations # The MoitreD'Hotel will be glad to help youplon your next sociol function.OF CHICAGO505 North Michigan Blvd WHltehall 4100CLUETT, PEABODY & CO., INC., TROY, N. Y."DowV worry, fellows, this shirtwon't shrink.**As streamlined as a tarpon — the Arrow Mitogashirt is scientifically tailored to conform to the con¬tour of your body. Large roomy shoulders, narrowwaist and tapered sleeves—-no bunching or bulginganywhere. If you like something just a bit different,you’ll favor the full-fashioned MITOGA. $2 and upSANFORIZED SHRUNKTHE HUB is Chicago’s HeadquartersforARROW SHIRTSHBmBrC.trTfow & SonsState and )ackson—CHICAGOEVANSTON OAK PARKDAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, NOVEMBER I, 1934BOILERMAKER GAMETO TEST ABILITY OFMAROON GRID TEAMShaughnessy Drills Squadon Defense for LineBucks. PassesAll the questions which have beenasked about the Maroon footballteam so far this year will be an¬swered when they meet the Boiler¬makers Saturday for their first real“comprehensive examination” of theseason. From these answers the restof Chicago’s season can be predictedwith fair accuracy.Marchmont Schwartz, in scouting:the Boilermakers, found their of¬fense to be outstanding. Of the No¬tre Dame style, it is built aroundthe running and passing abilities oftwo men, Jim Carter and DuanePurvis. The Maroon eleven mustkeep Purdue from scoring while atthe same time it enables Jay Ber-wanger or one of his mates to breakaway for long runs and possible |touchdowns.Purdue Line Improved IStarting out very poorly, theBlack and Gold line has made animpressive improvement during its jlast two games. This will be the first ■time that the Maroons have had ateam with so strong lint for oppon-ents. Whether the Maroon forwardwall can stand the gaff will be thecrucial point Saturday.Chicago does not have a power at- ,tack, but has relied mostly on wide (plays and passes. But the deceptive.Maroon offense will not get untrack¬ed unless the linemen are able tohandle the Purdue forwards, espe¬cially the ends and tackles.Purvis Good PasserThe efficiency of the Maroon pass¬ing defense will be tried, when Boil¬ermaker Duane Purvis begins tothrow his long, accurate passes..\gainst Mi.ssouri, it was only the in- iability of the passer to reach hisman that prevented the Tigers frommaking long gains.The Maroons still remember thatgesture of two years ago when PQr-(lue’s first team, taken out after ithad run up a big score, returned latein the fourth quarter, tried one run- jning play, after w’hich Purvis threwa JO yard pa.ss for a touchdown,'theteam retiring immediately.The problem of defense has giventhe Maroon line a hard week of workin scrimmage and instruction. To off¬set ;iny weakness that may be ap¬parent in the line. Coach ClarkShaughnessy has been working onwhat he considers his strongest of¬fense of the season, using new form¬ations and plays that have not beenrequired thus far. Phi Delt WinsI-M Contest;Ties Phi B. D.With the championship of theirleague almost within their grasp, twotouchball teams won overwhelmingvictories yesterday, to continue tokeep their slates clean. Phi DeltaTheta led an easy game over Sig¬ma Alpha Epsilon, winning 36 to 0.Chicago Theological Seminary prac¬tically annihilated the National Stu¬dents’ League in defeating them 40to 0. The Chess Club, playing its' first official game of the season,i scored 18 points to the 6 of the con-I si.stently-losing Disciples.In winning their game, the Phi; Delts drew into a tie with Phi BetaDelta for lead in the Delta league.Archipley, Boyd, and Kacena foundi the S. A. E. goal for two touch-; downs apiece. The two league-lead¬ing teams will meet Monday in aI game which will be the crucial onej of their season.; End League PlayBierbaum starred for C. T. S.,scoring 24 points. Hughes and Ren-j der also cfossed the enemy goal line.The Chess Club, by winning yes¬terday, retained a mathematicalchance of emerging victorious in theEpsilon league. Tied with the Tro¬jans for second place, the team fromthe Reynolds club is only a half¬game behind the Barristers.Next week’s play will conclude in¬tra-league competition. After the in¬dividual league champions have wontheir laurels, a draw will be made tostart a play-off among the sixleagues’ winners. Ultimate winnersof the fraternity division, and thedormitory and independent divisionwill meet to decide the all-Universitychampions.At pre.sent Phi Kappa Psi leads inthe Alpha league; Psi Upsilon leadsthe Beta teams; Delta Kappa Ep¬silon have a comfortable margin oflead in the Gamma league. In thetwo independent circuits, the Bar¬risters and Chicago Theological Sem¬inary possess slim leads. ^IIETCALF RULES OUTANTIQUATED SIGN INBARTLETT BASEMENT Page I hreeOnce more the University crashesthrough in its attempts to .secure thetrue Freedom in Education, thistime in the form of improvement inthe Department of Physical Educa¬tion.Far down in the dungeonous base¬ment of the now antiquated Bartlettgymnasium is a sign which is neverseen by women, and seldom read bymen. The sign, a moral poster forthe athletes who come into the gym,coordinates splendidly with the old-fashioned plumbing of the building,which would represent well theplumbing system of Rome in herglory. Although written in true Eng¬lish, rather than in any odd type ofSanskrit or Cuneiform, it is dis¬tinctly reminiscent of an old era:that of the Old Plan. The upliftingwords follow in their entiret:“Loyalty to your team involvesattending to your University work.“Do not cut classes.“Listen to your professor and gethis point of view.“Be interested in your studies andevince that interest to your instructor.“Keep your work up every day.”These words, shocking though theymay be to any person connectedacademically with trie University,are equally repulsive to those in thesports department.“I didn’t even krtow that the signwas there,” said T. N. Metcalf, di¬rector of Athletics, upon being ac¬costed as to its presence. Later r«»-marks of his disclosed that the signwas erected during the old admin-i.stration, and that if he had any¬thing to do about it, it is now on thespot for modification, if not forcomplete oblivion.Ohio university (Athens) officialshave leased a hotel which is beingused as a cooperative rooming housefor 65 men students.TODAY’S GAMES4:00Trojans vs. Independents.600 entry vs. 300 entry.700 entry vs. 700 entry club. KIMBARK PHARMACYSixty-First & KimbarkComplete Fountairt Serviceand LuncheonetteSTUDENTS SPECIAL,10c Note Paper 3 I’kirs. for 21cRed Grange NamesBerwanger One ofYear’s Best BacksThat name, Berwanger, seems tocrop up no matter which way oneturns. This time Red Grange tellsus what we already know, namelythat Berwanger is one of the besthalf backs in this section of the coun¬try.In a story in the Michigan DailyGrange says, “Every so often alongcomes a back who has something youcan’t put your finger on—or yourshoulder, if you happen to be a tack¬ier” He states that Marchy Swartzpf Notre Dame, Pug Rentner of jNorthwestern, Beattie Feathers ofTennessee, Cotton Warburton of U.S C., and Carter and Purvis of Pur- jdue all have this certain something, j(irange goes on to say that Jay Ber-1wanger also is blessed with the “it,” |and, he says, “in an extra generousmeasure.” jThese chosen football players havePot merely speed, according toGrange, nor mere shiftiness, nor sim¬ply power, but rather a combinationof these attributes plus natural in-J^tinct in pace timing with which al>oy has to be born.OFFER HAIR CUTS TOMEMBERS OF TEAMEven footballers need haircuts,especially winning gridders. Justify- ,ing this statement, Mr. Jack Kras-now of the Model Blarber Shop is of¬fering a free haircut to every mem¬ber of the squad that gets into the ,Purdue game. There is one condi¬tion, however, the Maroons must)beat the Boilermakers. Jack’s ModelBarber Shop is located at 1031 E.55th street, and caters to studentsof the University. A. A. Stagg Speaksto Purdue AlumniWhile the first activities of thehomecoming week-end are takingplace on the Midway Friday evening,Purdue alumni, assembled at the audi¬torium Hotel will hear Amos Alonzo Stagg, former Maroon Coach, make,a speech from California. 1Stagg, Chicago coach in 38 of the39 football battles that have been held jbetween the two schools, became one 'of the traditions of the long series.He is now building a strong aggrega¬tion at the College of the Pacific inStockton. PURDUE PRESIDENTPresident Robert M. Hutchins willgive a luncheon at 12:30 Saturdayin honor of President and Mrs. Ed¬ward C. Elliot of Purdue university.The 60 guests, members of the fac¬ulty and friends of the University,will attend the football game.AT THE HUBClothing CreatedEspecially for the College ManCharter HouseSUITS*35In an effort to give the college manjust what he wants. Charter Housedesigners have made a careful studyof the style trends at all the leadinguniversities. Now The Hub offersyou a complete selection of theseremarkable clothes. Bi-swing andshirred backs with patch or saddlepatch pockets. Rough fabrics in allthe popular Fall colors and patterns.Come in today and see the most up-to-date college styles in America. LamgoraOVERCOATS*40Featuring a polo style coat of winterweight. It’s something new that'sgone over big with undergraduates.You get warmth without weight fromthis soft, rich fabric—a scientificallybalanced blend of pure Angora fleecefor richness and fine wool fibers forstrength. Comes in brown, tan andgray. The coat sells itself on sightand is exclusive with The Hub. Otherstyles, too, of course.theCChubHenry C. Lytton & SonsState and JacksonCHICAGO Orrinyton and Churchi;\'AXSTON Marion and LakeOAK PARKPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER I, 1934FRATERNITY FACTSBy DAVID KUTNER Delta Sigma Members Participatein Various Campus OrganizationsDELTA TAU DELTAThe national orgranization of DeltaTau Delta was founded at BethanyCollege, Virginia, in 1858 and nowconsists of 75 chapters throughout;the United States and Canada. Thelocal chapter was established on this jcampus in 1896, two of the found¬ers being fathers of two of the pres¬ent chapter members.Some of the members of DeltaTau Delta who have achieved prom-'inence are Secretary of War Dern,Secretary of Agriculture Wallace,and former cabinet member Roy:West. Pai Page, Sr., ex-Maroon from time to time whose interestscoincide with the interests of theactive chapter.As far as the finances of the houseare concerned, the initiation fee is$55, which sum includes the badge,national dues for one year, and themagazine while the member is incollege. The social fee, chapter dues,and loyalty fund amount to $33 perquarter for each active.PRESENTOFFICERSPresent officers of the local chap¬ter are Edmund Wolfenson, Wilburcoach, and Otto Strohmier, present i Vick, Edwin Irons, and John Logan,football assistant, are members of The house has among its actives onethe Alumni Association.HAS NO FRATERNITYHOUSEDelta Tau Delta is at present oper¬ating on campus without a fraterni¬ty house though it has regular meet¬ings at its chapter hall at 5607 Uni¬versity avenue. The Delts have nothad a formal rushing program re¬cently but have added selected men man who is a member of Owl andSerpent, prior of Blackfriars, mem¬ber of the Dramatic Association, andco-chairman of the Homecoming Cel¬ebration Committee. Another is amember of the football squad andanother a member of the Universitypistol team. There are at present nineactive members of the fraternity oncampus.NINE RADIO STATIONSPRESENT PROGRAMSFOR HOMECOMING Maryland TheaterInstalls New System(Continued from page 1)one goal-line or the other, w'ill takea six-foot ball is to be forced overplace at 3:30 on the soccer field.The program for the evening isstarted by the Victory parade start¬ing at 7 in front of Bartlett gym¬nasium.The Victor}" meeting in Mandelhall will as.semble at the conclusionof the procession. Speakers therewill include Coach Clark Shaughnes-sy, John McDonough, “C” man, andothers. .4 group of alumni cheer¬leaders will be on hand to directsongs and yells. The football teamwill be introduced to the crowd. TheVictory dance will commence in IdaNoyes at the break-up of the meet- The Maryland theater announces!the installation of the Wide RangeSound. This technical improvementover the neighboring theaters pre¬sents the human voice, particularlythe very low and high notes, in amuch clearer, manner than before.This new system also presents thebeat of drum for the first time onthe sound system. By MARYFounded in 1914 Delta Sigma hasbeen active on the University cam¬pus for twenty years. The group ismade up of ten members and onepledge. There is also an alumnae as¬sociation of approximately one hun¬dred women. This association givesa scholarship of seventy-five dollarsa quarter to a Delta Sigma appli¬cant.The group is primarily social. Itsannual events are a Mothers’ Daytea, a party for the alumnae, andone week of camping during thesummer. In addition to this the reg¬ular party a quarter, teas and coziesare given. Social meetings are heldonce a month, and at this timealumnae may come to chat with theactive members.Members’ financial obligations area ftledge fee of five dollars whichitiation fee of twenty dollars whichincludes the pin, dues of five dollarsa quarter, and assessments amount¬ing to about ten dollars, making thetotal cost for the first year approx¬imately forty dollars.Outstanding Delta Sigmas in ac¬tivities are Virginia New, EvelynEndrez, and Catherine Pittman. Vir¬ginia is president of Inter-Club coun¬cil, a member of Mirror tap chorus,secretary-treasurer of the Tap Club,a member of B. W. 0., and of Dra¬matic association. She is an upperclass counsellor, a member of IdaNoyes advisor}- council, an usher atStudent lectures, and instructs a tapclass at the University settlement.Evelyn Endrez is a transfer coun¬sellor, a member of the dramaticgroup of Y. W. C. A., a member ofthe Calvert Club, and conducts adramatic class at the University set¬tlement. Catherine Pittman is a MACKENZIEmember of Tarpon, of the Social:I Committee of Foster hall, and of Y. iW. C. A.; she is also on the Cap iand Gown staff and a member of the !Dramatic association. jOther members in activities are jVirginia Miller, who is on the Phoe-1nix; Sara Baumgardner, who is ajmember of Y. W. C. A.; and MaryMawicke, who is a member of the IUniversity choir. jOfficers of the group are Virginia 'New, Catherine Pittman, Agatha [Tosney, Evelyn Endrez, and JeanneGrace. Today on theQuadrangles Credit,” Paul Douglas, professorEconomics. Social Science 122, 3:3Christian Science free lecture. Pter V. Ross of San Francisco. Churedifice, 5640 Blackstone, at 8.Miscellaneou?The Daily MaroonJournalism class. Harper Mil at3:30. ‘‘The Joyous Season.” Chicaipremiere presented by the Dramatassociation. Reynolds club theater8:30.ANNOUNCE CHANGEOF SCHEDULE FORPHYSICS MUSEUM Music and Religion jDivinity chapel. ‘‘The Perils of Re- jligious Symbolism.” Dr. Albert W.Palmer, president of the ChicagoTheological Seminary. Joseph Bondchapel at 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence assembly hall at 12:20. Sym¬phony no. 3, E Major, Opus 55(‘‘Eroica”) by Beethoven.Carillon recital. The Universitychapel, 4:30. Frederick Marriott,carilloneur.LecturesAnnouncement of a change inhours for the Physical Science Mu¬seum in Belfield Hall, Kimbark ave¬nue and 58th street, was made Sat¬urday by Fitz-Hugh Marshall, at¬tendant. For two weeks only, at-ginning last Monday and continu¬ing unttl Monday, November 9th,the museum will be open on Mon¬days from 10 to 12 in the morning,and on Tue.sdays through Fridays,from 3:3u to 3. ‘‘Academic Freedom.” Carl Haes-isler of the Federated Pres.s, spon¬sored by the National ^ Student jLeague. Social Science 302 at 3:30. |‘‘Can We Control Business De¬pressions? Managed Currency and Cap and Gown tea. Libraiy ajlounge of Ida Noyes, 3:30.Mirror board tryouts. Theater IIda Noyes at 4.Federation. North room of LNoyes at 3:30.Y. W. C. A. cabinet picture, 3:2Pi Lambda Theta party. Libraof Ida Noyes at 8.Contract bridge tournamerNorth lounge of the Reynolds cliat 7.Pictures for Cap and Gown: PBeta Delta at 2:15; Wyvern2:30; Mortar Board at 2:46; Ciand Gown staff at 3; Esoteric3:15; Delta Sigma at 3:30; Pi DelPhi at 3:45; and Sigma at 4. Tlgroup picture of the Interfraternlcouncil will be taken at 12:30.Eat Well at Low Prices in aNorth Wood's AtmosphereThe museum is open for the ben¬efit of the students in the PhysicalScience survey course and in firstyear Physics.‘ Identification cardsto prove enrollment in the abovecourses are necessary in order to ob¬tain admission since only membersof these two courses are to visit theMuseum unless .special permission isgranted by Mr. Marshall. Thesecards are passed out in the class¬room. BIRCH RESTAURANT876 E. 63rd St.Club Breakfast.s—15c-25cPlate Luncheons w-ith Coffee—25cSpecial DeLuxe Dinners—33c-40cOpen Day and Nightmg.Registration booths will be kept ;open tomorrow and Saturday inMandel hall cloisters, Ida Noyes, and iunder the North stand, the latter >only for the two hours precedingthe football game. Alumni will desig¬nate fraternity and club affiliationsin order to make possible the determination of the group with the mostrepresentatives.Fraternity decorations will becompleted Friday evening insofar aspossible. James Weber Linn, NormanMacLean, and James Cate, the facul¬ty judges of decorations, have an¬nounced that they will make theirinspections starting at 11 Saturdaymorning. The winner, both of thelarges^t alumni representation andthe best decorations, wdl be an¬nounced at the football game athalf-time. Good TasteBuy* fhi*New 193SPHILCOMODEL84B'20 .00EASYTERMSThink of it! A new 1935PHILCO for such a low downpayment—plus the very easi¬est terms! Don’t delay—getyour PHILCO now. Yourchoice of 49 new models, withdown payments and termscorrespondingly low. Enjoyradio at its best—withPHILCO!GENUINE PHILCO TUBES71 s, 80’s, 26’s—49c eachExpert Radio ServiceCARR’S RADIOSTORESINCORPORATED847 Elast 63rd St.In Maryland Theatre Bide. Copyrltht. 1934.The AmericanTobacco CompanyThethese leaves“It’s toasted”V Your throat protection—against irritation—against cough ^^ou’ll find every Luckyfirmly round and fully packed with longgolden strands of fine tobacco — only theclean center leaves—these are the mildestleaves—they cost more—they taste better.SECTION**National Collegiate News in Picture and Paragraph**U. S. TRADEMARK SERIAL NUMBER 31341}ANOTHER ROOSEVELT AT HARVARD» John Roosevelt, son of the President,registers as a freshman at the CambridgeMass., university. wternational photoWHO S WHO? » It’s Doris Bridges,who was selected as the most popularco-ed in the Howard College (Birming¬ham. Ala.) Who's Who contest.JAP PRINCETO PRINCE¬TON » Fumi-taka Konoyeshown upon hisarrival at Prince¬ton University(N. J.)A/IOC WORLD PHOTO^UD IN yOUR EYE » It s thedes Junior College (Calif )J battle. The sophs won.WIDC WORLD PHOrOENTERS COL- flLEGE AT 13 » MWarren Bach- ^9elis, University ^9of California ^9(Berkeley)fresh- wman, is oaly |g13 years old. ^He hopes to ^complete his ^seven-year ■course in three |Hyears, acme photo4ETEOR SPEEDS • Prof. C. CUniversity of Iowa (Iowa City)ler, is shown with the rockinglevice with which he hopes toie velocity of meteors.K » "Red ” Abbey, University ofiversity) student, surveys a coamining course.A Short Short StoryBy G. S. FalkNorm was too young to have atragedy. He told himself so as hestood before the mirror in thebathroom.He was losing his hair. Hewould soon be “Baldy.” The fact,coupled with his fraternity broth¬ers’ remarks on the subject, wasenough to make any man lose hisself respect.Each morning he counted thehairs that clung to his comb, andeach evening he counted the re¬marks that had been made duringthe day.Nights, he tossed on his pillowand mulled over the day’s gibes.It was unfair. After all, he wasn’ttearing his hair out. He was los¬ing it.Let’s leave Norm tossing awayand go to the station to meetPatty Martin. Patty is due in onthe train and we have to meet her.We have to take a good look ather also, for if Patty had neverarrived to attend the annual foot¬ball dance at the house and, inci¬dentally, visit her sister, therewouldn’t be any story.When M iss Martin stepped offthe train, six college boys tumbledover one another in their anxietyto be of service. _The baggageman fell off his truck and Patty’ssister managed to kiss instead ofbite her, although she was won¬dering if the affair of last sum¬mer—the boy really had been de¬voted until he saw Patty—was go¬ing to repeat itself ....Now, on with the dance! The“football frolic’’ held at Norm’shouse the next night was the mostunusual party in the history of thefraternity. There was no stagline. Before the evening was anhour old, the stags had created akind of snake dance behind PattyMartin.Apart, Norm Pruitt watched themen cutting in and wished hewasn’t becoming bald.Two or three times as shepassed by, Patty Martin lookedat him and smiled. Well, whyshouldn’t she? Most people laugh¬ed outright.A1 Howard, author of the dirti¬est crack of the week aboutNorm’s baldness, unloosed himselffrom the mob.“Why don’t you cut in, Egg-Head?’’ he asked.Norm looked with longing eyesat the popular Patty. “Beat it,’’he growled. He tramped disgust¬edly upstairs to bed.The next thing he knew, some¬one was shaking him. It wasmorning.“ ‘Phone, Norm,’’ said thatsomeone and disappeared. Hecrawled out of bed and went tothe telephone booth, automaticallymassaging the top of his head.“Norm Pruitt?’’—a girl’s voice—“This is Adele Martin.’’“Yeh,” said Norm.“Listen,’’ the voice went on,‘my sister, you know—Pattv—well, you hurt her feelings lastnight.’’“I don’t see how.’’ Norm began,“I didn’t even . . .’’“That’s exactly it! You werethe only man at the party thatdidn’t ask her to dance . . . Shesaid you were the one person iifthe house that looked old enoughto vote. She likes older men. Shesaid she thought the way your hairreceded from your forehead wastoo distinguished . . .’’“Huh?”“She wants to know if you’lltake her to the picnic this after¬noon. You’ll almost have to.Norm ... I mean . . . .”“Sure,” said Norm Pruitt. Hegulped. “Sure.”He struggled out of the phonebooth and started down the hall.“Hi, Baldy” said A1 Howard inpassing.“It may be bald to you, but it’sdistinguished to some people,”said Norm as he rushed to hisroom to brush as many hairs fromhis head as possible before twoo’clock.COLLEGIATE DIGEST Sec¬tion is looking for Short Shortstories. Manuscripts must beaccompanied by return postage.Payment at regular rates uponacceptance.'Address: Story Edi¬tor, COLLEGIATE DIGESTSection, P. O. Box 472, Madison,Wis. MIKE WELCHAlabama Tech(Auburn, Ala.)'kDAMON WETZELOhio State University(Columbus, O.)GEORGE BUSCHCreighton UniversityrC3maha Neb.)REED KELSOIndiana University(Bloomington Ind.)R. A. BATCHELDERBrown University(Providence, R. I.)RED -HARRISSt. Mary’s College(California) WARREN GAERDrake University(Des Moines, la.) OUARTERBACK MOSESUniversity of Tennessee(Knoxville, Tenn.)OCCIDENTAL HOLDS SOUTHERNCALIFORNIA TO 14-0 ACME PHOTOSTANFORD SWAMPS SAN JOSE STATE, 48-0KEYSTONE PHOTOANGELO CARIDEOUniversity of Missouri(Columbia, Mo.) TOM TOMBColumbia University(New York City)GIRL EXPLORER. Mrs.William LaVarre says: "Anytime I’m tired I just stop andsmoke a Cornel. It wakes upmy energy in no time. Andhere’s an important point.SmokingCamelssteadily,llind,does not affect one’s nerves."HOCKEY PLAYER. BillG)ok, Giptain of the famousNew York Rangers, says: "Theway 1 guard my nerves andyet smoke all I want is tosmoke only Camels. Theyhave a taste that Aire hits thespot. I smoke a lot and I findtfut Camels never get on mynerves or tire my taste.’’TI I |U| 11^ I CAMEL CARAVAN with Glen Gray’s Casa Loma Orchestra, Walter O’Keefe,■ wp Eb 11^ ■ Annette Hanshaw, and other Headliners—over WABC-Columbia Network.TUESDAY. 10 9Jm. 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Camels are made fromfiner, MORE EXPENSIVE TOBACCOS, and do not get on the nerves!CHARLES STEPHENS, JR. *35 -pre-medical.He says: "I’ve followed the recent scientific in¬vestigations which confirm Camel’s 'energizingeffect.’ But I already knew from my own per¬sonal experience that Camels lift up my energyand enable me to tackle the next assignmentwith renewed vigor. It has been definitely es¬tablished that Camels are a milder cigarette.’’Copyrlirht, ls)34. R. J. RcynoMs Tobson) CompanyCANDIDATE» Don P. Dona¬hue, Universityof Idaho (Poca¬tello) studentand consres-sional nominee,works his waythrough school.AboveCHARAC-TER ACT-RE^ » SelmaYoung, SanDiego StateCollege (Cal.)student, isjudged theoest actress inSouthern Cali-fornia col¬leges.AN ALL-TIMEHIGH in bridgedancing was set bythese University ofCalifornia (Berkeley)students when theystepped it off atopthe Golden Gatebridge, acme photoRRE PARTY » Two nights before this picturewas taken fire partially destroyed the Sigma Nuhouse at University of Southern California (LosAngeles), so the boys called upon Bro. ChickSale and held a dance. PRESIDENT’S DAUGHTER » BedrSmith, daughter of the president ofElon College (N. C.), is one of themost popular students on the Eloncampus. IT ALL STAFfirst meeting incampus in 1853..K Ova McCutcheon and Maralyn'L are S^atly interested in the practice cheer-I Howard College (Birmingham, Ala.)lleadi s, Campbell Kidd, Francis Wheeler,“BEUEVE IT ORNOT, we had a flattire!" But Sally Gray,University of Iowa(Iowa City) co-ed,needs to make no ex-Clanations, for Aliceeighton won’t tell.AbovePEP QUEEN » Grin-nell College Clowa)students elect HarriettSokol to representthem at Iowa StateTeachers'College pepfestival.LeftHOOSIER BEAUTIES_ » These IndianaUniversity (Blooming¬ton) co-eds are pie-paring for the SigmaDelta Chi Blanket Hop,held each year to raisefunds to buy "I" blan¬kets for graduating ath¬letes. CROWDED OUT » The LouisianaState University (Baton Rouge) dormswere overflowing, so John Wellsand James Goodman moved into theirportable house, KCYSTONC PHOTOIN DAYS OF OLD » Scene from Paolo andFrancesca as produced by Drake University (DesMoines, la.) players. Waunita Shaw is the lovelylady.a LAW STUDENTSMARRIED » Mr. andMrs. John Q. Tilson,Jr., pictured after theirmarriMe in New Ha¬ven, Conn. Both areYale University lawstudents, acme photoPLolicans held theirip 1 College (Wis.) m-jmK a It —I ^ '!'» ■ 1_ ” * -eBy^^rof.Otlelro i'M, <(KacQBOOKS^ A THESAURUS OF SLANG—compiled by Howard N.Rose (McMillan, $1.75). Thisis not exactly the referencebook to use in writing themesfor frosh English, but it’sa “lalapaloosa” (collegiateslang, according to the book,for “something out of theordinary”) for anyone whowishes to talk so no one canunderstand him, aspiringwriters, editors and all stu¬dents interested in the lang¬uage of contemporary Amer¬ica. The book is dividedinto fifteen sections and theslang used by aviators, col¬lege students, detectives, ho¬boes, lumberjacks. New Eng¬landers, newspapermen, o i 1men, railroaders, sea fisher¬men, participants in sportsof all kinds, actors, cowboysand soldiers is nicely tabu¬lated and often plenty ex¬planatory. In addition to be¬ing useful, it’s good forlaughs.Q THE PRESIDENT VAN¬ISHES, Anonymous (Farrar& Rhinehart, $2.00). Noth¬ing is too imaginative forthis author, “Mr. Anony¬mous.” In this book, thepresident of the UnitedStates is kidnapped half anhour before he is scheduledto make a speech. The whysand wherefores make thestory. A highly imaginativeyam written with both eyeson the newspaper headlinesand both fingers crossed.MOVIESJUDGE PRIEST —CivilWar South. Will Rogersphilosophizing. Two sure-fireingredients mixed with moreattention to dialogue andcharacterization than is usualin Roger’s pictures. Resultis highly amusing, highlypleasing. Good clean fun forthe whole campus.Q THE LAST GENTLEMAN—Wheels within wheels, apicture within a picture—and George Arliss. An oldeccentric’s son tries to havehim proved mentally incom¬petent by an alienist becausehe dotes on a few minorthings such as a collection ofclocks and stuffed peacocks.The old man (Arliss, ofcourse) takes his son’s per¬fidy to heart and goes into adecline. Instead of a deathbed scene, the old gentlemanspeaks his last will and testa¬ment on the screen throughthe medium of a home madetalking picture, makes his be¬quests and gives variousmembers of the family apiece of his mind. (Charlotte—A lice in Wonderland—Henry; Donald Meek).RADIO^ “LET’S LISTEN TO HAR¬RIS” programs have gonecollegiate for the time being.Get into the proper spirit forSaturday’s game by tuning inon the NBC-WJZ networkat 9 PM EST Friday even¬ings and listening to the“way down deep” baritonemake a mythical tour of col¬lege campuses. (Leah Rayand the Three Ambassadors). ASTRONOMY5TAR5 AND NEBULAE AREINCANDESCENT BODIES —THE^TARS ARE GENERALLY SPHERICAL WE KNOW THAT THESE BODIES VARYA GREAT DEAL IN SIZE — ETC.,ETCop THE ONLY WAV TO DETERMINE T1MOTION OF A HEAVENLY BODV 15COMPARE ITS POSITION AT TWODIFFERENT EPOCHSCupyrlftit. 1934, K J. lUTiKilil* UlMCCoC*R. O. T. C. HEAD » John Stankorecently appointed cadet colonel of theNorth Carolina State College (Ra'eigh)military unit. HEADS ALUMNI » Carl Cunninghamis the new alumni secretary of OhioWesleyan University (Delaware) ARMY HONOR CADET » Charl«lTank wins Greene memorial sabre (outstanding graduate of 1934 class iU. S Military Academy Sigma Nu.’•PROMOTBY OROZCfamous muraithe style ofAngelo by ^mente Orozin the menhall at Pomlege(ClaremThe Mexiclater gained Vfor the murahe createdmouth Collet,over, N HVOTiYFinBUSThis-■>ne in■ichaelhangsdininqColCal.)artist2 fameA/fiicfiDart-(Han.AFTER EVERY CLASSIT RINGS THE BELL!Jf your pipe unkindly bites your tongue,changeto PrinceAlbert. "P.A." is blended by a special process which removes alltrace of "bite." Try a tin yourself. You will like the mild,mellow flavor of the top-quality tobaccos. You will like itsdelightful fragrance. Briefly, you will like Prince Albert.i>RiNCE Albert— THE NATIONAL JOY SMOKE!/ MOTHER TOLD ME .. . * Charlotte HenryHenry Kleinbach the cold shoulder. They tell usan t forqet he’s a villain IN DARKEST AFRICACameroon, West Africa. » A schoolhouse- at Fumban,WILLIAM THOMPSON PHOTOCO-ED ENGINEER «Marie Bessey is thefirst woman to enrol!in a University ofRochester (N. Y.) en¬gineering course."ARMS UP!" And 1,400student athletes respond to thecommand given by the leaders atthis athletic exhibition in PragueCzechoslovakia,WILLIAM THOMPSON PHOTO "DON’T CROWD" « Studentswaiting to have their problemscorrected after a lab period in aWarsaw Poland seminary.WILLIAM THOMPSON PHOTOM I C RoPrinted by Alco Gravure Inc. Chicago, Ill. 4391.3-7ELECTRIFIED This concluding groupof photographs m tha senes of Micro-Guesses features unuVual effects obtamed through electricaPphotographyAnswers on page 8. \ obi photos••EIN,ZWEI,bljIt’s the music o':band organizea;’State Teachei.(Tenn.) student<^-MOUNTAIN SIDECLASSROOM »Brigham Young Uni¬versity (Provo, Utah)students study be¬neath the majesticMount Timpanogos. CROWNING THE KING » Ncrowns Jonny Dieber, KingCentral College (Naperville, IICollege Day exercises.A Word tarrm Wise...' ', ' i’'’’ * ,, Ihe unexpected may happen in football. Just suppose that■L,,y player makes a series of spectacular plays, or some team hits'^a -wjstreak toward the end of the season, i: And, suppose these things called for a revision of your 1934 CC' GIATE DIGEST Section ALL AMERICAN FOOTBALL TEAM;PREPARE FOR THE‘‘UNE^PECTEb’’ . .. . . :All American Editor—COLLEGIATE DIGEST Section ,P. O. Box 472, Madison, Wis.C. ' ^ ^My selections for the 1934 COLLEGIATE DIGEST Section AllAmerican Football Team are:EndsTackhsHalf backs f .Fullback illlr Quarterback^ SAVE THTS COUPON'enterCaptain (Every undergraduate is allowed to vote forweek if he so desires). .- / 'f i; one complete team. (Name) _iMICRO-GUESS ANSWERSLEFT » Belt clasp with 1 00,00(volts electricity runnin'through it. will be paid to unpictures suitable hLEGIATE DICEStures not used wi|^and no pictures hunless accompanieiage. Address:COLLEGIATE DlP. O. Box 472, MCENTER .. P,minated byelectricity.RIGHT >> Golden necklacependants 1 50,000 volts