Get the Alumni out forthe HomecomingPurdue Game Bailp illanion Get the Alumni outthe HomecomingPurdue Gamei,ol. 35. No. 17. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1934 Price Three CentsSELECT STUDENTSTO MAKE PLANSFOR HOMECOMING Xef Us Studyon Sunday, ^ LawStudents Plead WOODWARD TALKS Xo&i//e Street SecondON FRAUDULENTCerson, Creenleaf NameCroups to StartImmediately Students in the Law school want tostudy on Sunday afternoons!Over fifty of their number yester- ELECTION TACTICS l-F COMMITTEEGuessers Chisel Credit uygUK g|jfor Grid Team’s Showing gyY|||gPractical w’ork on the Homecomingcelebration arranged for the Fridayand Saturday before the footballgame with Purdue will be set in mo¬tion this afternoon when the com¬mittee members and chairmen meetin the Cap and Gown office in Lex¬ington hall at 3:30.The first official announcement ofthe working committees appointedlate last evening by Noel B. Gersonand Charles Greenleaf, co-chairmenin charge of arrangements, is madein The Daily Maroon. The appoint¬ments follow’;Assistant ChairmenWilliam Watson and Evelyn Carrhave been selected as assistant chair-in charge of general arrange- day signed a resolution petitioning; AsSemblyman DisCUSSSSthe Dean of the Law school to have 'the library open in the afternoon onSundays. Student leaders of the planannounced that they expect to securethe backing of a sizeable majorityof the 400 students now enrolled inmeninent-s. Watson will direct activitiesin connection with the alumni andKvelyn Carr will undertake the samework for the alumnae. Seven com¬mittee and sub-committee chairmenwere also named.Ralph Nicholson is head of the pub¬licity commitee. He will be aided bySidney Hyman who will be in chargeof publicity outside of the University.Wells Burnette and Dave Humphrieswill serve on Nicholson’s generalgroup while Julian Kiser and EverettParker will work with Hyman’s com¬mittee.Other CommitteetThe committee on fraternity housedecorations is headed by Charles■Merrifield and will be compostnl ofRoger Baird, Randolph Bean, GeorgeFelsenthal, and Jack Currie. CharlesSmith and Wally Solf are co-chair¬men of the group arranging for thevictory meeting. Serving with Smithand Solf will be Ravone Smith, Rob¬ert .McQuilkin, Helen de Werthern,and Betty Sayler.John Rice, chairman, and VirginiaKy>sell. Sue Richardson, and JanetCampbell have been named to thecommittee to arrange the Homecom¬ing dance. Tags will be supplied re¬turning "C” men by a committee un¬der the direction of Philip White andincluding Peggy Moore, Alice John-■'"11 and George Kendall. Registra¬tion and information will be caredfor by Virginia New and John Klinnwild will choose their own committee.To Fete AlumniThe Homecoming, as announcedye.sterday, will fete the alumni No¬vember 2 and 3. A special printedprogram is being arranged by theAthletic department for the footballgame. A cup will be given to the fra- :terniiy or club getting out the larg¬est group of its alumni. The fiaterni- ,ty house with the best decorations 'will be awarded a prize.Festivities will begin Friday witha mud fight between the freshmen'and sophomores. “C” men will be giv¬en sjiecial recognition.HELP THE HOMECOMING the Law school.Novel as the idea of students’clamoring to be allowed to spend theirSunday afternons studying in the li¬brary might seem at first thought,an interview with Professor M.Llewellyn Raney, director of Univer¬sity libraries, revealed that the situa¬tion is not unique in the history ofthe University.Past ExamplesAccording to the Director, “Up un¬til the present school year, the libraryin Billings Memorial hospital remain¬ed open 14 hours a day, 365 days inthe year.’’ P -ofessor Raney also re¬vealed that Sunday afternoon hourshave been tried in Harper library sev¬eral times in the past.Students supporting the plan be¬lieve that opening the library on Sun¬day would benefit students who holdSaturday jobs. They also point outthat keeping some of the books in thelibrary on two-hour reserve periodswould help to alleviate the shortageof books which now results in the in¬ability of students to secure any textsfrom the library for week-end study.HELP THE HOMECOMING Corrupt Practices inNoted WardsUNIVERSITY SUPPORTOF 6ERTRU0E STEINOPERA LOOMS LARGEAuditorium Presents “FourSaints in Three Acts”November 9ABBOTTS, DOUGLASSPEAK AT SOCIALWELFARE PARLEYMis.s Edith Abbott, dean of the i.’School of Social Service Administra- 'Lion at the University, Miss Grace jAbbott, editor of the Social Service ;Review, and Dr. Paul Douglas, pro- ifessor of Economics, addressed the:•i!Hh annual session of the Illinois jFonference on social welfare held;Llii.s week at Decatur. iAt the sessions of the general con- :feience. Miss Grace Abbott spoke on ;the “Development of Public Welfare" ith Special Emphasis on the LastFour Years;’’ Miss Edith Abbott, onthe “Poor Law Revision’’ as part ofthe administration and legislativechanges needed as a basis for plannedsocial work; Professor Douglas, on“Unemployment Insurance,’’ as partof a symposium on “Security throughSocial Insurance.’’This annual conference aimed atthe redefinition of the goals of so¬cial welfare in Illinois, through aprogram built with emphasis on pub¬lic assistance, analysis of socialneeds, and the formulation of a pur-sram of legislation and administra¬tion of social action in Illinois.help THE HOMECOMING By LAWRENCE GOODNOWWhat w’ith Comment organizing aGertrude Stein Club, the Student Lec¬ture Service sponsoring a GertrudeStein lecture on November 27 andthe management of the AuditoriumTheater flooding the campus withtickets for a Gertrude Stein opera,the University certainly seem.« to bebecoming Gertrude Stein-conscious ina big way. Probably not since thePrince of-Wales visited the campusin 1924 has the student body entered.so whole-heartedly in the reception ofa celebrity to the cloistered walls ofthis co-educational monastery.According to latest reports fromthe Auditorium, more than four hun¬dred tickets are expected to be soldfor the University Night perform¬ance of the Stein opera, “Four Saintsin Three Acts,’’ November 9. Itwould seem that students are goingto celebrate the victory our football¬ers are going to amass against OhioState just one day ahead of time. Orit may be that the wanderings of theStein mind as expressed in operaticlyrics will put one in the properframe of mind to view a footballgame with the spirit of collegiateabandon expected of modern under¬graduates.At any rate, if you hear yourfriends wandering around the quad¬rangles next month muttering, “LetLucy Lily Lucy let Lucy Lucy LilyLily Lily Lily let Lily Lucy LucyLet Lily Let Lucy Lily,’’ or othersuch inane statements, do not blameit on mental disorders, but simply re¬member that Gertrude Stein has beento town.HELP THE HOMECOMINGFamous Linguist toTeach Old French Disclosing the fraudulent politicalmanipulations that take place in elec¬tions, State representative Robert M.Woodward, Republican candidate forthe State Senator, will speak in theOriental institute tomorrow at 11 on“Election Fraud and Its Prevention.’’Professor Jerome Kerwin’s munici¬pal government class and the 11o’clock Social Science discussiongroup conducted by Earl Johnson willbe dismissed to enable students tohear the lecture.Years of ExperienceIn revealing the fraud employed bypoliticians to bring out the vote. Rep¬resentative Woodward, who is nowserving his second consecutive term,will draw from his fifteen years ofexperience in a district that is con¬sidered the hottest and the most tur¬bulent political area in Chicago. It isthis district that includes the noted42nd and 43rd wards in which aresituated the Gold Coast, slums, “lit¬tle hell,’’ seat of the underw’orld, andthe home of hoboes.Mr. Woodward will show the man¬ner in which gambling houses in thedistrict are taxed to raise moneyfor campaign funds, the flagrant useof campaign funds to purchase votes,and the methods of prevention thatcan be used to combat these evils.Student WorkersStudents who wish to participatein the coming election as watchers,challengers or workers will be givenan opportunity to sign up after thelecture by seeing Dexter Fairbankat the Alpha Delt house.Mr. Woodward is a member of thelaw firm of Woodward and Carson,a former assistant state’s attorney,and former corporation counsel. Hehas, in his two terms in Springfield,continually introduced bills for wisereconomy and greater efficiency instate government, and has fiught forthe reduction of memberships in stateboards.HELP THE HOMECOMING By RALPH WClark Shaughnessy, coach of theUniversity football team, will bestripped of all credit for the 27 to 0win over Michigan that his men exe¬cuted on Stagg field a week ago if amovement now on foot reaches itsavowed conclusion.The attack on the Maroon coachis being made by the LaSalle streetCoaching staff, dyed-in-the-wool sec¬ond guessers who are ruthless intheir vainglorious pursuit of credit.The campaign for the denuding ofShaughnessy will be launched at aluncheon meeting today that will beheld in the Roosevelt room of the Ho¬tel LaSalle.Claim Even Moral VictoriesAccustomed to the practice otwarping losses and moral victories soas to focus on them the wan lightof vulgar notoriety, the secondguessers should have little trouble inmisdirecting praise to themselves.Coach Shaughnessy will be but baitto their desires. The situation hasfired the loyal undergraduate body.As a matter of form, Shaughnessyand his assistants will be allowedto plead their case before the usurp¬ing group when the meeting is heldthis noon. The arguments in favorof the Maroon coach are strong atfirst glance; that is, it was he whohas developed the team that has rolledup 106 points in its last four gameswhile holding its opponents score- NICHOLSONless. However the LaSalle streetmen, making their decisions and plan¬ning their moves after the gameshave been played, are certain thatthey have done a superior job andso are entitled to credit.Twist United FrontThe LaSalle street coaches, whohave now so traitorously turned onShaughnessy, last year bestirredthemselves from out of the loathsomestate in which they had passed thepreceding half dozen years, and fetedthe team and coach. The group gath¬ered to itself the Upper Avenue Sec¬ond Guessers, the Stockyards Coach¬ing association, and the MondayMorning Quarterbacks, and put fortha bold front as the LaSalle StreetCoaching staff.The LaSalle street gluttons ire ledby Head coach Percy “Red’’ Grahamwho is a “C” man and a quarterbackfrom days gone by. Assisting him areCharles Higgins, once a lineman ona Maroon team, and Harry Swanson,editor of The Daily Maroon when hewas at the University. Would bespectators at the airing of the viewsof the LaSalle street coaches and ofShaughnessy may reserve places forthemselves by calling State 7953. Thesecond guessers promise a Confer¬ence championship if their proposalsare followed and put into effect theday before the recommendations aremade. Houses Appear Eagerfor CooperativeProgramANTI-NAZI FORUMBECOMES ARGUMENTON HITLER SITUATION40 PRESIDENTS,DEANS ATTENDMEETING HERE German Student DefendsReich Against Gilsonand BardenWalther von Wartburg, distin¬guished professor of Leipzig, hasbeen obtained by the University toteach three advanced courses hereduring the winter quarter. Famous forhis work in linguistic geography, hewill offer old French, French syn¬tax, and linguistics in general.Professor von Wartburg is now en¬gaged in making a French diction¬ary parallel to the Oxford diction¬ary for English and the Craigie dic¬tionary for American-English. Thiswork has just received the Volneyprize of the Institute of France.HELP THE HOMECOMING Delegates from twenty-nine lead¬ing American universities are gath¬ering at the University today for thefirst .sessions of a three-day confer¬ence, the 36th annual conference ofthe Association of American univer-.sities. Discussions will center on uni¬versity problems at the graduatelevel of instruction.Thirty-four university deans andsix university presidents are expect¬ed to be among those attending theconference. Among the latter arePresident Alexander Ruthven of theUniversity of Michigan, PresidentRay Lyman W’ilbur of Stanford uni¬versity, Chancellor George R. Throopof Washington university, PresidentRobert M. Hutchins of the Univer¬sity, President Walter Dill Scott ofNorthwestern university and Presi¬dent R. M. Hughes of Iowa State col¬lege. Also present will be Walter A.Jessup, President of the CarnegieFoundation for the Advancement ofIvcarning, and Edwin R. Embree,president of the Julius Rosenwaldfund.Sessions will be held at Judsoncourt, beginning this afternoon at2:30. This afternoon’s talks will begiven on admission policy of grad¬uate schools, by Dean FernandtPayne of Indiana university andDean E. S. Fumiss of Yale and onresearch fellowships, by Dr. DonaldYoung of the Social Science Researchcouncil and Dean G. H. ChaseHarvard.HELP THE HOMECOMING ofTHE WEATHERThursday, October 25, 1934Generally fair Thursday and Fri¬day; somewhat cooler. Moderatewinds most northwest Thursday.HELP THE HOMECOMING Presenting whai was undoubtedlyone of the most liberal forums everheld at the University, the DebateUnion was crowded last night bymore than one hundred people inter¬ested in the Barden-Gilson symposiumon “Nazi-ism.” In addition to thescheduled speakers, views were airedby members of the National StudentLeague, Socialist club. Student’s Un¬ion Against Fascism and War, BoyScouts of America, and by sympath¬izers of Italian Fascism and GermanNazi-ism.! Starting out as anti-Nazi discus¬sion led by John P. Barden and MaryGilson, the atmosphere quickly chang¬ed to one of controversy when GeorgeMessmar, German student at theUniversity, from the floor offered adefence for the German National-Socialist program.Tells of SurveyBarden, who recently visited Ger*many in a propaganda survey, pre¬sented both favorable and adversesituations under Hitler, pointing outthat public crime, vice, and sensa¬tionalism were almost unknown inGermany today. He also told of youthand adult morale movements basedon an anti-intellectual program andstorm troop activities.Professor Gilson offered points toshow that the Reich was movingalong paths of militarism to anotherwar, while Messmar defended thepresent government on the basis ofthe evident morale, unity, and recon¬struction created by Hitler and drewa parallel between the AmericanROTC, CMTC, and CCC and the Ger¬man storm troop militarism.HELP THE HOMECOMINGT. V. Smith ExplainsPolicies to Students FLOOD COMMENT BOXWITH CONTRIBUTIONSFOR STEIN CONTESTLimit Letters to FiftyWords; Set Deadlinefor November 1“My political program can be de¬fined in the sayings of four greatDemocrats,’’ was the statement madeyesterday by T. V. Smith, profe.ssojof Philosophy yesterday.Professor Smith continued, “Thespeakers and sayings are: WoodrowWilson, ‘The most priggish businessin the world is the development ofone’s character.’ Grover Cleveland,‘Public office is a public trust.’Franklin Roosevelt, ‘Private office isa public trust,’ and Thomas Jefferson,‘Private property is a public trust’.’’HELP THE HOMECOMING As a result of yesterday’s an- inouncement of the formation of the iUniversity of Chicago Gertrude Stein \club, there has been a tremendous jresponse in application for member-;ship. According to Charles Tyroler, ieditor of Comment, the faculty ex- jchange box of the periodical has been iflooded with contributions. jThe club, which is being formed jfor the purpose of studying the {works of the famous author and tomeet her and some of her friends,will be composed of the authors ofthe twenty-five best paragraphs deal¬ing with some phase of campus lifeand written in the style of GertrudeStein. The articles must be limitedto fifty words, and will be judged byComment and three faculty memberswhose names will be announcedshortly. The deadline for contribu¬tions for those who wish to becomemembers has been set for November 1.List WorksJudges suggest that contestantsread or scan some of the works ofthe famous author in order to getan idea of what she is doing. Amongher works are “Melanctha,” “Makingof Americans,” “Composition as Ex¬planation,” “The Autobiography ofAlice B. Toklas,” “Four Saints inThree Acts,” “Scenery and GeorgeW’ashington.” Her latest book, “Por¬traits and Prayers,” will be publish¬ed by Random House upon MissStein’s arrival in America.Tomorrow The Daily Maroon willprint a letter written to a Chicagofriend by Gertrude Stein in which sheattempts to explain just what she istrying to do in her works.HELP THE HOMECOMINGHutchins AddressesTeachers’ Association WYth the unanimous backing of theInterfraternity council, which metlast night, the executive committeeproposed to begin immediately on aplan to organize cooperative buying.While it was the original intentionof the committee to start by hiringa trained dietician in an advisory ca¬pacity, the plan was sidetracked infavor of the buying program.The original plan, which was to gointo effect January 1, provided fora dietician, who would serve as anadvisor to stewards in the economicsof commissary management in an at¬tempt to avoid waste and food spoil¬age and to obtain the best qualityfood at unit costs. Aid in menu prepa¬ration v'ould also be given.Necessary ExperienceEverett George, the member of theInterfraternity committee who drewup the plan, pointed out that coopera¬tive buying would necessitate the in¬vestment by each fraternity of ap¬proximately fifty dollars. This wouldbe used as working capital, not asreserve.However, inasmuch as several fra¬ternities stated that they already hadchefs amply trained to serve as ad¬visors with reference to menus andbuying, it was felt that cooperativebuying was the immediate object.To Outline PlansJohn Womer, president of the exec-j utive committee, suggested thatGeorge outline all possible plans forI cooperative buying and that he pre¬sent them at the next meeting of theI council, in approximately two weeks.It was decided that the proposed die-tician-advi.sor be worked into the planlater. Meanwhile an attempt wdll bemade to ascertain the amount of sup¬plies purchased by each house in aconsideration of the feasibility of theprogram.Other business which was consid¬ered included a minor change in rush¬ing regulations to permit fraternitiesto mail invitations for the finalperiod of rushing on Wednesday in¬stead of Friday of the fifth week ofthe winter quarter. Fraternities werealso asked to give consideration to arecommendation of scholastic require¬ments for pledging and to a pro¬posal for an all-day pledging date.Cancel DuesIt was decided to cancel the un¬billed council dues for the springquarter. Dues for this quarter willnot be billed until a final dispositionis made of the cooperative plan.Each delegate was requested to ap¬point a member of his house to pre¬pare a list of desirable men for aplan to act in conjunction with theStudent Promotion office in rushingfor the University.HELP THE HOMECOMINGR.O.T.C. TO HOLDSTAG MIXER FORYEARLING CADETSRobert Maynard Hutchins, presi¬dent of the University, will be one ofthe principal speakers before the ses¬sions of the New York State Teach¬ers’ association today and tomorrow.Mr. Hutchins will speak in Schenec¬tady today and in New York CityFriday.Before leaving for New York, Mr.Hutchins made the following state¬ment: “I am going to New Yorkfor no other purpose than that ofeducation. I am delivering twospeeches in New York city.”HELP THE HOMECOMING For the benefit of the freshmanmembers of the department, the Mil¬itary science division is sponsoring astag mixer in order to introduce thefirst year men to cadet officers in theadvanced courses. The mixer is to beheld in the Armory, 52nd .'Street andCottage Grove avenue, Friday eve¬ning, November 2.At the informal gathering, the de¬partment is planning to show a num¬ber of governmental moving pictures.Refreshments will be served. Themixer is open only to those membersof the University who are in someway associated with the R 0. T. C.In order to discuss details for thegathering, Commander Henry f’air-man of the department, is calling ameeting of field artillery cadets tobe held in the Reynolds club tomor¬row at noon. At that time, fees forthe party will be collected and theentertainment committee will make areport. There will also be a short dis¬cussion concerning plans for the com¬ing year. The subject of a militarydance to be held some time later inthe year will be brought up duringthe meeting. This dance differs fromthe annual Military Ball presentedduring the spring quarter. O/i IPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1934Site iatlg iUarannFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBERgollegiate *$rcss-5 1934 1935 E-The Daily Maroon is the oflfirial student newspapw of theUniversity of Chicagro, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday durinj? the autumn, winter, and springequarter by The Daily Mar^n Company, 5831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 151 business office:Room 15A. Telephones: Local 46 and Hyde Park 9221.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.Tlie University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroen, or for anytract entered into by The Daily Marcon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration^Entered as second class matter Mt'rch 18, 1903, at^the postoflfice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters sh'^uld be addressed to the Editor. The DailyMaroon, I,,exington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be withheld if requested.Anonym'- js letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy William W. WatsonRalph W. NicholsonEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSShirley BakerJohn BallengerWells D. BurnetteRussell CoxSidney Cutright Jr.George Felsenthal Zenia GoldbergRuby HowellLouise HoytJulian A. KiserGodfrey LehmanJohn MorrisJune Rappaport George SchustekJames SnyderEJdward S. SternElinor TaylorMary WalterCampbell WilsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyBUSINESS ASSISTANTSRoy Warshawsky Howard Siegle Seymour WeinsteinPaul Lynch Allen RosenbaumRichard SmithNight Editor: Henry KelleyAssistants:—Ballenger and Morris.Thursday, October 25, 1934THERE MAY BE HOPE AFTER ALLWe were really surprised at the InterfraternityCouncil meeting last night. We had attendedprepared to do our duty and waste two hours inthe most boring way imaginable. But for thefirst time within our memory the representativeshad something to talk about.In the first place, it was not what they talkedabout, but what they didn’t talk about thatpleased us the most. The policy of the new Com¬mittee seems to be to minimize futile bull sessionson the rushing rules and their attendant violationsand substitute something constructive. It’s reallytoo good to be true if fraternity men have grasp¬ed the idea that they must boost the system andnot the individual house if the chapters on cam¬pus are to maintain their prestige.And that the subject of cooperative buyingshould arise and that without the slightest dis¬sension the fraternities should move to under¬take such a plan by the first of the year seemslike the millenium. We dislike to be optiriiiiiic.but it seems that something constructive alongthese lines w’ill be begun at least.While it is agreed that exposes of rushing vio¬lations are more sensational than a business-like' attempt to solve the pressing problems of thefraternities, the intense hatred stirred up by"scandals” is detrimental to the welfare of thesystem. Not that we are opposed to punishingviolators. But we are in favor of giving frater¬nity men the chance to act like gentlemen.The Daily Maroon will back the Interfrater¬nity Committee completely in its enterprises. Ifthis executive body can continue to function aswell as tentative plans indicate, it will have ac¬complished what no other committee has donebefore them.—H. P. H.WE ADD TO THE LISTIn yesterday’s Daily Maroon we submitted thebeginnings of a list of words that seem to beabused needlessly by the campus "intellectuals."The comments that have been received show thatwe are not alone in our opinion.Therefore at the suggestion of other crusadersfor correct word usage, and an enlarged vocab¬ulary, we submit several more needlessly over¬worked words to add to our first selection.Those banned yesterday were: fascinating, in¬teresting, intriguing, and amazing.Today’s suggestions are:Nice—(If we hear this once, we hear it athousand times a day.) Terribly—(This, linked with nice, is adandy.)Splendid—(An old standby for the artificial ienthusiasts.)Grand—(Simply grand, my dear, simplygrand.) iHorribly—(The pseudo-intellects go for thisin a big way.)1W’e repeat once more that our quarrel is not iconcerned with the words themselves, but with jtheir abuse. We do not advocate abandoning ,them permanently since they have their place |when used correctly. |O’ur sugestion is, rather, to declare a morator¬ium for a while, and strive to find adequatesynonyms. At least the intellectual effort re¬quired to accomplish this purpose will be bene¬ficial.—H. P. H.The Travelling BazaarBy RABELAISCONTRIBUTORS’ DAY: IN WHICH THECUSTOMERS DO THE WORK* * *A REPLY TO THE SOPHOMORESDear Swine:You dirty, sniveling, disease infested vermine;you nauseatting, disgusting and revolting in¬grates; you sickening, obnoxious and low’-grademorons; you had better repent your typicallychildish assinine, and absurd prattle and pre¬pare to die like dogs. We will meet you andwipe the gutter with you any time, anyplace.Signed,The Cream of The Campus (the freshmen)* • •NOTEThe attitude of the ’38 may be admirable,although its spelling is abominable. Rabelais hassuggested to the powers that be that the mudfight be held on the first day of the home-com¬ing—a week from tomorrow. If the kiddies canhold off their wrath until then, we will promisethem a lot of nice black mud, with which theycan have all sorts of fun.4 >l< «FROM THE LAW SCHOOLWe are having a terrible time in the lawschool, and we don’t know what to do. This isthe situation. If you open your mouth its acontract. If you raise your hand you are liablefor as.sault and battery. If you do nothing, youcan be booked for negligence. Do you know ofany good schools of medicine?—Harry K.♦ « *REALISM, STARK REALISMThe following headlines appeared in theWashington Star, and the Lexington Courier, re¬spectively:ACTION PROMISEDMARRIED TEACHERSFELL OFF SECRETARYAND SPRAINED THUMB—J. L. L.♦ JlsFOR I’M A COLLEGE MANI’m much intrigued by dancing;I like my liquor straight;I always start romancingOn the very first date.I never read a text-book;The teachers dear I bluff;I love to have some fluffWhile doing cave-man .stuff.Although I spend much moneyIt seems I’m always flat;But I’d rather have some honeyThan A’s and B’s at that.This college life has taught meJust what it means to live.And you can bet that I’ll be here.4s long as dad will—give.—M. D. T.* %POOH-POOH PURDUEWe will now devote the rest of this space to arave on the home-coming. In the meantime, ofcourse, the boys will have to dispose of Missouri,which they will do right nicely. Remember theslogan, “Murder Missouri and Let Your Consci¬ence Be Your Guide.’’The idea of it all is to ferret out all the alum¬ni you have hiding in cellars and brokerageoffices, give ’em a healthy (firm and vigorous,but not brutal) slap and on the back ( we said,back) and send ’em out there to cheer, you bet.Have you an alumnus in your home? Get himout there for the home-coming. The point of thewhole thing is that yesterday’s Daily Marooncasually stated that there will be 13,000 alumspresent. We didn’t know that the Alma Materhad that many people who ever got out. But ifthe Maroon said it, it is the duty of all of us toget them there. The Daily Maroon must be right. PhoneveningsAnnual conference of the .4mericanAssociation of Universities. Judsoncourt, at 2:30 and 8.Sociology club dinner. Cloisterclub, Ida Noyes hall, at 7:30.Federation group party. Y. W. C.A. room, Ida Noyes hall at 7:1.7.Book group cf Y. W. C. A. in Wic-Buys thisNew 1935PHILCOMODEL84 B$20^0EASYTERMSThink of it! A new 1935PHILCO for such a low downpayment—plus the very easi¬est terms! Don’t delay—getyour PHILCO now. Yourchoice of 49 new models, withdown payments and termscorrespondingly low. Enjoyradio at its best—withPHILCO!GENUINE PHILCO TUBES71’s, 80’s, 26’3—49c eachExpert Radio ServiceCARR’S RADIOSTORESINCORPORATED847 Blast 63rd St.In Maryland Theatre Bldg. THE GAME-Letters tothe EditorTHE IRREPRESSIBLE “F. W.”October 24, 1934.Dear Mr. Tyroler:I have read your letter. Why Mr.Tyroler!Faithfully yours,F. W. ker room, Ida Noyes at 3:30.Transfer luncheon. Cloister club,.Ida Noyes hall at 12. 'Renaissance society. Exhibit ofpaintings of Impressionism and Post-Impressionism. Wieboldt hall 205,from 2 to 5.Study of masterpieces of Art In¬stitute. Hyde Park Baptist church,at 3. DREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rdThursdayBING CROSBY“She Loves Me Not“DAILY MATS. 15c till 6:.30' YOU’LL ENJOY THIS,MR. BARDENOctober 24, 1934.Dear Mr. Barden:Some anonymous communicationsare written to the Maroon in the spir¬it of sincere inquiry and not as inthe case of signed outbursts in anendeavor to parade a knowledge ofall things known and unknown withthe hope of attaining recognition andnotoriety.The hasty letter published in TheDaily Maroon early this week con¬tained neither “inexcusable misinfor¬mation’’ nor l“incomplete analysis’’nor any “irrational conclusions,” butmerely a request for a statement asto Professor Smith’s present status inthe University. For some reason themeaningless bombast containingmerely a conglomeration of “wordsof learned strength and thunderoussound” with which you replied to myletter very obviously evaded this re¬quest.I expected and rather welcomed the(Continued on page 3)Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next i.ssue:William Watson. Assistants: RussellCox and George Schustek.Music and ReligionAssociate professor A. G. Baker.Joseph Bond chapel at 12.Phonograph concert in the SocialScience Assembly hall from 12:30 to1:15.LecturesPublic lecture “Can We ControlBusiness Depressions?” ProfessorPaul H. Douglas. Social Science 122,at 3:30.National Student League, SocialScience 302, at 3:30. Josei)h Edelman,labor defense lawyer, “Under Ar¬rest.”Miscellaneous From Missouri?See some of the DOLLAR book values atWoodworths—Hundreds of other titles!—Angell—Story of Money $1.00Beard—Whither Mankind I.OONature of the World and Man 1.00Wood—The Outline of Knowledge I.OORockwell Kent—N by E i.ooOppenheim Onimbus—Shudder and Thrills i.ooShaw—The Road to Culture .... 1.00I Van Loon—Life of Rembrandt. . . 1.00Stopes—The Human Body 1.00Arabian Knights 1.00I Paul de Kruif—Seven Iron Men . . 1.00Memunger—The Human Mind... 1.00-Maugham—Of Human Bondage. . 1.00-4merican Oxford Dictionary 1.00Crabb’s—English Synonyme.s .... 1.00Roget—Thesarus i.ooHugon—Modern Word Fuider 1.00Russell—Blaine of .Maine 1.00Chadowne—China i.ooBoaud—The B'ody Beautiful i.ooNew—Rand .McNally .4tlas i.oODAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1934PHI DELT VICTORYFEATURES THREE l-MTOUCHRALL CONTESTS Page ThreeShaughnessy Will Start FirstTeam Against MissouriOptimists Beat N.S.L. Teamby 45 to 6 Score;Barristers WinThere will be no touchballgames today because of the In¬tramural relay.The only jrame in the Fraternitydivision of Intramural touchball wasthe one in which Phi Delta Thetaeked out a bare 12 to 7 victory overAlpha Sijrina Phi. In the Indepen¬dent division the Optimists won overthe National Student League by thelopsiiled score of 45 to 0, the Bar¬risters defeated the Independents 18to 0. and the Chemists defaulted toC. T. S.In the Phi Delt-Alpha Sip: jr«TmePaul .Archipley and Roliert Boydstood out for the winners and Geoi^ehunter for the losers. Archipley con¬tinually ^t away because of hisspeed for lonjf runs and then wouldcollaborate with Boyd in a trickypassing offense which would bafflethe Alpha Sijfs. On the othei hand,however, the Phi Delt defense rjjainstpasses di<l not look so jrood at timesbecause Lunter snare<l passes a num¬ber of timt^ from right out in themidst of a group of Phi Delts. The{Hunts were scored by Archipley, W.(irannert, and Lunter.Nordbau* Score*Nordhaus of the Optimists went ona scoring expe<lition and scored 18{Toints which would have been enoughto beat the National Student l>eaguoteam alone. D. Jeffery scored 12{loints and (lavares and T. Jeffery-cored 7 apiece. Petzele put ovei theb ne touchdown for the losers.The scoring in the Barrister-!n<ic-pendent game was distributed amcivrthree men, Hatner, Rudolph, and( bavin who scored six points apiece. Reasonably sure that his Maroonteam will be in no great d.'mgei'against Missouri Saturday, CoachClark Shaughnessy nevertheless isplanning to toss his first string {day-ers against the Tigers to give themI experience with the Notre Danastyle of play which they will faceagain next week when Purdue comesto the Midway for the critical gameof the Chicago .season.Jay Berwanger will bo in the game,and the stands will have anotherchance to see the “Dutchman” Hasn; his brilliant running against the Tig¬ers. Berwanger probablv will {ilay a; large {lart of the game, for he thrivesI on work and w'ould rather play than' sit on the bench.1 Norgren Scouts MissouriI Nelson Norgren. who has scoutedMissouri, thinks the Tigers will bethe most dangerous because of their' speed. Their line coached by “Red”Sleight, former Purdue tackle, is notmuch lighter than Chicago’s, but theiiI backs are not heavy. The Missouriteam will give Chicago a real test: on forward pass defense, and in An¬gelo Carideo, brother of Coach T<'rank, Carideo, the former Notre Dame All-American quarter, and Joseph An¬gelo, left half, they have a pair ofline punters who may give Berwang¬er an argument in that department.The Tigers have not won a gamei so far, but they have been workingunder difficult conditions, with alarge number of green sophomores inthe lineup. Missouri tied Colorado,0 to 0, in a game in the high alti¬tude of Denver, which was a serioushandicap; the Iowa State team whichtore Iowa apart last wc?ek, defeate<ithe Tigers only by 13 to 0, and theheavy St. Louis university team, \»'ilha line averaging 206 and a backrieldof I'.M) pounds, won over Missouri by7 to 0.Whiteside at CenterShaughnessy probably will do som« experimenting with his lineup as soonas he thinks it is safe to do so, forhe wants to carry out his theory thathis regulars should know two posi¬tions. Rainwater Wells, end of lastseason who has started all threegames at halfback this season, .andwas shifted to e/id against Indianawhen Bart Peterson was hurt, willbe used on the wing again, prob¬ably as a starter. Warren Skoningwill replace him in the backfield.Sam Whiteside, guard, probatUywill relieve Capt. Ell Patterson atcenter for part of the game to gainexperience there. He had a try at theposition in the Indiana game, andinasmuch as he was an all-state cen¬ter at Evanston, he can handle theposition satisfactorily.ANDERSON PLANSGOLF TOURNAMENTPlans are being made by CoachKyle Anderson for a varsity golftournament to be held this fall inorder that outstanding candidates fornext year’s team may be discovered.All winners of freshman numeralslast year and members of lastspring’s .squad are asked to attend ameeting October 31 at 12 in the In¬tramural office. Back this year andprepared to meet all comers in thetournament are, among others, Ed INTRAMURAL RELAYCARNIVAL STAGEU INSTAGG FIELD TODAYToday the center of interest in theIntramural department will shift toStagg field where the annual fall re¬lays will be held, beginning at 3:45.As the entry list is large and manystrong teams are entered, competitionshould be keen. The winner of the re¬lays last year was Delta Upsilon withthe University High Panthers andPhi Kappa Psi following close behindin order named.The half mile relay will be the firstevent of the afternoon and the thi’ee-eighths mile contest, broad jump,and shot put will be held as soon asthe former event is completed. Al¬though the D. U.’s have entered an¬other strong team this year they willhave a hard time winning over theaggregations from Delta Kappa Ep¬silon and Phi Kappa Psi who ai’e rated far better than last season.In the 1933 event victories in thethree-eighths mile relay and thebroad jump gave Delta Upsilon mostof its points. The U-High Panthersemerged victorious in the half milecontest while Psi Upsilon’s athletestossed the shot farther than the restto win that event. We feel a little sorry for “Cotton”Warburton, Southern California’sAll-American quarterback of yester¬year. Warburton, fii-st name Irvine,has not been able to deliver his All-America goods to date and thePacific coa.st wolves have descendedon the little blond’s head. Well, War¬burton was pretty fair last year, butthe graduation of a couple of thoseAll-American Trojan linemen hasn’thelped Warburton to scintillate. Wehave it on expert opinion that theTrojan blocking has been pretty badof late, and a 150-pound back has alot of difficulty wandering about agridiron with an NRA dozen—eleven to be exact—individuals ready tocommit mayhem on his highly pub¬licized body. Ernie Smith and AaronRosenberg left two huge gaps in thatTrojan line which have not been fill¬ed.Merritt Bush, the behemoth whichfrequents one of Mr. Shaughnessy’stackle positions on various Saturdayatfernoons, has been playing a bang-up game of late. The big boy fromsunkist California is holding ’em upand in on one side of the line. Hisw'ork in both Big Ten games hasbeen noticed by the customers and(Continued on page 4)Boehm, Tom Barton and Hiram Lew¬is. The tourney will be 36 hole medalplay over the Jackson Park course. Eat Well at Low Prices in aNorht Weed^s AtmosphereatBIRCH RESTAURANT876 E. 63rd St.Club Breakfasts—15c-25cPlate Luncheons with Coffee—25cSpecial DeLuxe Dinners—35c-40cOpen Day and NightARRANGE TRAINS FORMAROON FOLLOWERSIndiana Has Wordfor It; Game withChicago Taught em\\\‘ were “Berwangered” by Chi¬cago. .Such i.s the pungent observationrecorded by Indiana university sportswriters in a recent news release.I’age the Thesaurus! One hasheard of many words and {)hra.se.s de¬noting the subjugation of one foot¬led! team by another. Teams havebeen calsomined, squelched, crumpled,'haltered, squa.shed, quelled andwhat-not. However a Hoosier writer,after the brutal treatment by the Ma¬roon eleven, thought of an adji'ctivetliat would have done ginal the heai’tof Mr. Roget or Mr. Webster himself.Chicago supporters may find com¬fort in such statements: at last theymay laugh from the other side oftheir mouths. Nevertheless, a carefulcritic of the games played thus farmay. and perhaps will, exprc.ss the"pinion that the statement is not ">0all-inelusive as it might Ian “Chi-cagoed” is a particle which has to ane.xtent a|)plied to all Maroon oppon¬ents, ami Missouri university writersmay have to use their ingenuityluither to describe events that willhe {)ust events around 5 o’clock next•Saturday afternoon. Followers of the Maroon footballteam who plan to attend the OhioState and Minne.sota games on No-vemlxM- 10 and 17 respectively willfind many trains to suit their con¬venience. The Pennsylvania and NewYork Central lines will furnish trans¬portation to Columbus while Minne-a{)olis may be reached over theNorthwestern, Milwaukee, or Bur¬lington roads.A round trip to Columbus costs $15for a ticket good any time, $11.25 fora week-end ticket, gtK)d on trains leav¬ing Friday evening, and $8.45 forcoach travel. One-way Pullman faresare $3.75 for a lower berth and $3.00for an upper. Minnesota fares art$15.90 or $11.00 for a round trip de¬pending on the type of service de¬sired, while Pullman rates are $2.50for a lower berth and $2.00 for an THECOLLEGIATEDIGESTupper. Featuring eight pages of liverotogravur‘;e including scenesfrom our OWN campus.FREEwith tomorrow’sDaily MaroonLETTERS TO THEEDITOR(Continued from page 2)s|)araging remarks about my char¬ter and mentality which .seems toyour deepest concern, for theimhler one is on such matters theore amusement one derives fromading puerile, plagiarized attemptsvitriolic brilliance.From condensed and elementarymmentaries on Aristotle’s “I^gic,”have obtained the obviously entire-aing was based upon the syllogismits strictest form and not upon^jointed, irrelevant and insultingu, as the final authority on mat¬’s philosophical at this University,11 stoop to correct this delusion Iall appreciate it.May I again ask that you answerV inquiry though I realize the dif-ulty that your super-developed andIntillating mind will have in focus-? its attention on one simple ques-•n of fact.John H. Bodfi»h. 1 _ ^ ,[T MAKES IT WELL FISH!11 THE STUDENT LECTURE SERVICEPresents1GERTRUDE STEIN r%c/3! 2 Mandel Hall ra November 27th o*<.ZL iXc 1ii 8:30 P. M.COC Mandel Box Office is now open from 1 2 to 2 on Monday, r*c9 1(9bo iTuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and from 9 to 5 on oFriday. Tickets are also obtainable at the Bookstorecu and the Information Desk in the Press Building.1 SEASON TICKETS—$1.85 and $2.75 SINGLE TICKETS—55c-85c-$ 1.00 j1’1 ASO-JJ B SJ—380^ 13 8J—aso^ y 1\ \>Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1934O^HnAUui^ CLUBOF C H I C I 0 0505 North Michigan Blvd. . . . . . WHItehalt 4100Youngest Club, Arrian, Is Aided byAuxiliary in Fulfilling Its PromisesFLASHESBy TOM BARTON(Continued from page 3)Bush has received well-deserved ova¬tions on leaving both games.And while we are handing out bou¬quets, we might cite Ell Pattersonas our candidate for the All-Confer¬ence center spot. His work againstthe Indiana captain playing oppos¬ite him last Saturday was a greatpiece of offensive and defensive lineplay.if ifiWe see by the papers that Brown,Yale ’35, a jay walker was acquittedof the said charge in the New Havencity court. The said charges of jaywalking were acquired after last Sat¬urday’s grid game. The Yale Brown,jay-walker exti-aordinary, disclaimsall relationship to the Chicago Brown,Jay but not walker. Maroon paddleartist, swimmer to you. Which willfill up this last inch or so in this col¬umn.MARYLAND PRESEN I SNOTED ADVENTUREROn October 26 and 27 at the Mary¬land Theater, Captain John D. Craig,noted adventurer and the producer of“Sea Killers,’’ will tell of his experi¬ences while filming this picture atthe bottom of the South PacificOcean.The picture, which will be shownon the screen at the same time is aremarkable exhibition of underseaphotography pictured in an interest¬ing and humorous story.In addition to these added attrac¬tions. Maryland Theater patrons willsee the regular program featuringShirley Temple, Gary Cooper, andCarole Lombard in “Now and For¬ever.”CLASSIFIED ADSTwo 10 week courses. Private. 1.German Grammar. 2. German Con¬versation. Inquire Daily MaroonBusiness Office.FOR SALE—Complete household ,furnishings to settle estate. Call 'Wentworth 3143. Address 6756 La-1fayette Avenue. |ROOMS—Rita club for girls. Pri-1vate light rxx)ms. Excellent meals.6330 Woodlawn Ave. Hyde Park 7139. I Caprrlfiit 1934, The Amertrui Tobeono Cooipany. Luckies are round, Luckies arefirm, Luckies are fully packedwith only the clean center leaves—these are the mildest leaves—they cost more—they taste better. “It’s toasted’Yomr throat protection—against irritation—against coughSTINEWAY DRUGSPRECISE PHARMACISTS57th at KenwoodVisit our new up-to-date drug store whereyou will finda fully equipped fountain grilla full line of imported and domestic cosmeticsa full line of drug sundriesa registered pharmacist to fill your prescriptionswith FRESH drugsWe Deliver Phone Dor. 284457th at Kenwood 3 blocks East of MandelEstablished in1904, the GammaXi chapter of Al¬pha Tail Omegahas a totalmembership of314 and a localassociation chap¬ter of over 125members.Alpha TauOmega was thefirst Greek-letterfraternity organ-ieed after theCivil War. beingfounded at Vir¬ginia MilitaryInstitute in 1865.The present na¬tional organiza¬tion consists of94 active chap¬ters, 78 active alumni associationchapters, and approximately 33,000members.Among the more famous membersof the fraternity are Robert W’. Bing¬ham, U. S. Ambassador to GreatBritain; Norman Davis, U. S. Am-bassador-at-Large; General BlantonW’inship, governor of Porto Rico;Irving Bachelor, Walter Hines Page,and Gene Fowler, authors; RobertTheobald, (Commander, U. S. NavalAcademy; and Arthur Davis, Engi¬neer.THREE OF FACULTYARE MEMBERSOn the University campus, Dr. Ar¬thur Compton, Dr. Albert Palmer,and Professor Davis are members ofAlpha Tau Omega.As far as the finances are concern¬ed, the initiation fee is $50, w’hichsum includes a life subscription tothe national fraternity magazine, alife membership in the organization,and a pin. Full board and all feesfor men living in the house total $42each month. Members living outsidethe house are required to pay $14 permonth which includes five meals perALPHA TAU OMEGA By MARY MacKENZIEweek, dues, and assessments. Thehouse is located at 5735 W’'oodlawnavenue.Of the present membership, 17 areactive and three are pledges. Thechapter, according to the presenthead of the house, is in good finan¬cial condition and has a record ofhaving no accounts payable, debts, orliabilities of any kind. He claims sucha boast is backed up by records atthe office of the Dean of Students.PRESENTOFFICERSPresent officers are HowardMauthe, president, Milton Tryon,vice-president, Robert Pyle, treasur¬er, and Arnold Schulte secretary. Asfar as activities go the fraternityboasts of two men on the basketballsquad, of which one is a member ofthe first five, one track man, oneba.seball man, one member who is onthe Chapel council and choir ai,d oneman in the band. Arrian may be called the “baby”of the clubs as it was founded onlythree years ago in 1931. For its thireoyears of organization it has twenty-seven alumnae who are very activein helping the campus chapter withmatters of rushing and social func¬tions. Arrian also has an auxiliarymade up of the mothers of the girlsin the group. With the backing of thealumnae and the auxiliary the clubhas stai’ted to make a name for itselfon campus.There are at present nine activemembers, only two of wh'^m partici¬pate in University activities. HildaSchumn is a member of Ida NoyesAuxiliary, and Jean O’Hagan is onthe Cap and Gown staff, a memberof the Dramatic Association, and ofInter-Club Council. The group as awhole is small but is not well repre¬sented in activities in comparison toits size. Their explanation is thatthey are a new' organization and asyet have not been able to establishthemselves in campus affairs.Their social functions consist ofone formal dance each quarter, fre¬ quent cozies, and many outings duringthe year. The club has as its basisthe friendship which exist amongthe girls in the organization.The financial obligations of themembers are a pledge fee of five dol¬lars. and an initiation fee of thirtydollars which includes the cost of thepin. Dues ai*e five dollars a quarterw'ith no additional assessments forparties or rushing functions. 'T’Jiismakes the total cost for the first yearapproximately fifty dollars.The officers of Arr:an are JeanO’Hagan, president; Eunice Thoen-del, treasurer; Hilda Schumn, secre¬tary; and Genevieve Dalkus, Socialchairman. See you next Tuesday.SPORT Save yourself the brow-beatingagony of obtaining selectedTheatre Ticketsuse theDAILY MAROONTHEATRE BUREAUA Fashionable environment. . SmartService . . The Exclusiveness of aPrivate Club # You will find everyrequisite for a truly distinctive dance. . dinner-dance . . formal or tea . .at America's Finest Club # A beau¬tiful room for every party occasion •And at a cost no greater than youwould pay for conventional hotelaccommodations # The MaitreD'Hotel will be glad to help youplan your next social function.MAKE YOUR NEXTPARTY THE TALKOF THE CAMPUS..FRATERNITY FACTSBy DAVID KUTNERPUBLIX CAFETERIA(Formerly Hill's)1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can buy a ticket to the OhioState game with the money yousave eating the Publix way.”I (PHOTO COURTESY LEWISTON (IDAHO) NORMAL SCHOOL^Kesiflte BluestSECTION**National Collegiate News in Picture and Paragraph*'rnmautiBab and witches take to HisktIn the eerie darkness o' Halloween nightAt leas^ that's tradition,k's very bewitchin'This ancient tradition o' Halloween night ITROPHIES^THE LITTLE BROWN^ JUG is the most prized pieceof pottery in the Big Ten—and University of Michigan(Ann Arbor) gridsters bat¬tle University of Minnesota(Minneapolis) warriors forit each fall."BRING HOME THE BA¬CON" is the command ofBadger and Gopher fanswhen Coaches Spears (Uni¬versity of Wisconsin) andBierman (University of Min¬nesota) send their teamsonto the gridiron to battleTHE PURDUE-INDIANABUCKET, presented byalunmi of the two Indianainstitutions as a footballtrophy is usually in the pos¬session of the Boilermakers. PING-PONG REPLACES BRIDGE » Long Island University (Brook¬lyn, N. y.) co-eds have annual "table tennis * tournaments. Here aresome of the champs.RightTWICE AQUEEN. BriceMichaels hasbeen elected"most beautiful"of Ohio Univer¬sity (Athens) co¬eds two yearsin -succession.LeftPEP ’EM UP »University of Ha¬waii (Honolulu)pepsters paradethe town with this"float" before theirAlma Mater’s im¬portant grid battles.the series of Micro-Guesscs. CLUES; cutter,- (RIGHT) brain, rietting,leon tubes, picket fence from above. Answers bn Page 7 inc,. barnacle(I. OBF PMdTr-iRICHARD VOIGTLANDER *3S, says: "Study¬ing electrical engineering takes as much outof me as the hardest physical effort you’dput into an active outdoor sport. I’m a Gunelsmoker. The harder 1 work the more I liketo smoke, because Camels help me to keepalert and full of 'pep.’ I enjoy Camel’s mild¬er flavor, and they never frazzle my nerves.’’ GET A UllWITH A CAMEL!You will like this delightful way of ‘^turning on” your flow of energy.Whenever you feel splayed out,” try this convenient way of ironingout fatigue and increasing your energy: Light a Camel. Soon you willenjoy a definite "lift”...an upturn in energy...and in good spirits.Smoke Camels all you wish. Camels are made from finer, MOREKXPENSIVE TOBACCOS and never interfere with healthy nerves."TI 11^ P ■ 1^ I CAMEL CARAVAN with Glen Gray’s Casa Loma Orchestra, Walter O’Keefe,■ 1^ Ei ll^ ■ Annette Hanshaw, and other Headliners—over WABC-Columbia Network.ruCSDAY. 10 AJIL LS.T.-0 pjn. e.S.T.-8 p.M. II.S.T.-7 pjik P.S.T. • THURSDAY, 9 p.M. pjM. C.S.T.-9-30 pm M.S.T.-8:30 pm P.$.T. TOBACCO MENALL KNOW:Camels are made fromfiner. More ExpensiveTobaccos—Turkish andt)omestic — than anyother popular brand.SPORTS WRITER. (LefijPat Robinson says: 'Tve beensmoking Camels ever sincethey were put on the market.I find they erase that 'done in’feeling quickly and restoreoty 'pep.’ 1 smoke at leasttwo packs of Camels a dayand 1 find that they neverinterfere with my nerves.”EXPLORER. (Rig/>0 Capt.R. Stuart Murray, F.R.G.S.,says; "It’s great to be back!I was in Honduras—Mosqui-tfa Territory—10 months.Fortunately I had plenty ofCamels. They always give mea 'pick-up’ in energy when Ineed it. I prefer Camel’s flavor,they never upset my nerves.”t'opjrrlfht. 1»34.K. J. ll4*yiM>lilii TobftcroCompanyWELCOMERS* Betty Christofferson, Mary Brennan,and Betty Bushnell weVe on a special committeewhich made orientation arransements for Uni¬versity of Minnesota (Minneapolis) freshmen.COSSACKS- IowaState Collese(Ames) boasts theonly trick riding or¬ganization in any U.S. college. copy chbeen electyearbookCollege (<BOGEY MEN- Joe Whalen, Bob Smith, arRail Coleman put up a mean front when they lirup opposite Ohio Wesleyan University (Delware, O.) opponents.OLD AND NEW » Harry Kipke, UniversiArbor) grid mentor, compares the new foollarger one used last year. keystone photoWINS McCORMICK AWProf. M. L. Nichols, Alabatechnic (Auburn), 1934 CyMcCormick Medal recipi*amines a new plow design.WESLEYAN HONORS DR.DENNETT » The Williams College(Williamstown, Mass.) president(center) has been awarded aDoctor of Laws degree from Wes¬leyan College(Middletown,Mass.)He is shown with W. W. Wilcox,Williams alumni president, andPres. J. L. McConaughy of Wes¬leyan. KEYSTONE PHOTO MIprun'll1s■4%AIR-MINDED CADETS of the College of theCity of New York (N. Y.) take flying courses inthe R. O. T. C. They are shown here at MillerField.TAGGING LINE . The committeefor the annual student reception atMedical College of Virginia (Va.)includes both students and faculty. BEAUTY AND BEASTi»Ruth Jacobs, University inof Iowa (Iowa City) co-ed, plays with her pet toad Ljtbetween zoology study periods.AIR-MIN^D BOILERMAKERShave this airport at PurdueUniversTlyVLafayctte, Irtd.). OLDEST DEANS, YOUNGEST FRESHMEN .Pennsylvania State College’s (State College, Pa.)Dean R. L. Sackett, E. H. Elliott, 15, R. B. Elkin, 14,and Dean R. L. Watts.NOT A BAPTISM. Justthe Bucknell University(Lewisburg, Pa.) freshmenbeinp driven into ^'BullRun' bv the sophomores.SOCK IT . Andthe 'Blacks’start a vigorousdrive down thefield in a Cort¬land Normal (N.Y.) women’s soc¬cer practice ses¬sion.owe hasd Gold,feachersOPEN AlfCLASSES aPremonstranColleqe, Godollo, n ungaryPHOTOC^^ef}ori ^arda^rof.Qfleiro 0facQBOOKSQ GAY CRUSADER, by Mag¬dalen King-Hall (Appleton-Century, $2.50). There area few things in this book thatmight not be in the best oftaste in a modem drawingroom, but this is a story ofthe Middle Ages told “as itseemed to" the various char¬acters, and who are we tocriticize the way peoplethought six centuries ago?Story concerns Sir Fulk deLacy, his son Alain and theiradventures on their way toand during a Crusade in theHoly Land. The whole bookis a robust picture of the lifeof that time. Although itmoves slowly at times, bothfrom its leisurely plot devel¬opment and the way in whichthe story is told, modemthoughts and ideas whichcrop up here and there lift itabove the average.A PIRATE JUNK, by CliffordJohnson (Scribner’s, $2.50).Day by day journal of theadventures of four officers ofa British Merchant ship kid¬napped by Chinese bandits.Written (m anything handy,even cigarette papers, duringthe actual experiences de¬scribed. “Trath is strangerthan fiction.’'Receivti: Portrait o( Eden, Mmt-faret Sperry Liverig^, tt.SO).MOVIES^ RICHEST GIRL IN THEWORLD—The only fault wecan End with this picture isthat there are not enoughgirls in the world who haveto worry about the problemDorothy Hunter (MiriamHopkins) faces (i.e.) havingso much money that findinga sweetheart who loves herfor herself alone and not forher gold, is a problem.(Imagine Miriam Hopkinshaving to do tkat.O Any¬way, that’s the situation.And the way in which thepoor little rich girl goesabout finding, and finallyfinds a man who loves her forher own sweet self and nother filthy lucre, providesswell entertainment. (JoelMcCrea; Fay Wray)C DEATH ON THE DIA-MOND—and, unless you’rethe kind of a baseball fanthat will watch a doubleheader in a snowstorm, don’tworry about it. Hodgepodge of baseball, murder,love and anything else handy.Wrangling between O’Toole,the umpire (Ted Healy) andHogan, the catcher (NatPendleton) are the onlybright spots.RADIO4 HE HASN’T SOLD THATDUCK YET—but Joe Fen¬ner is still trying. New pro¬gram with Ozzie Nelson’sOrchestra and Harriet Hil¬liard. Lotsa wise quacks!(NBC-WJZ network, Sun¬days, 7:30 PM EST).B MUSIC BY GERSHWINand such other composers asare invited as guest artists,featuring modem chunes andclassics. Gershwin OK, butlots depends on “guest.'*(WABC-CBS network, Sun¬days, 6-6:30 PM EST). ADVANCED ORGANIC CHEMISIiy^'ETHERS^AREOESviDTeOM^ALCOHOLS IN WMiCM THE H OFthe Com is replaced bv J\^AN R (jgQUP.Copvriiht, 1934. R. J. ReyiirAFTER EVERY CLASSIT RINGS THE BELL!WITH ITS different Agyoit its mildness and rich, fragrant aroma,Prince Albert has often been described as “the National JoySmoke.” You’ll enjoy this companionable blend of top-qualitytobaccos. All “bite” is removed by a special process in line withthe principle that “if your tobacco’s right, your pipe won’tbite.”hiHCE Albert— THIS NATIONAL JOY S^OKElADVAI^EP PtPE g^EMlSTCY(FINE TOBACCOS-l-SECREfBLENDING PROCESS,^VJAINUS ALL-BITE*=.' ^ PRINCE albert.'m aINVENTS AUTOMATIC RAT MAZE . f>rofWilliam T. Heron, University of Minnesota(Minneapolis) psychologist, is shown above withdevice used to determine how heredity and en¬vironment affect learning. At upper right is across-section of one of the maze units.WINS SPEEDBOAT CROWN* Thomas Tyson,Stevens Institute of Technology (Hoboken, N. J.)student, shattered all records in the annualInterscholastic Outboard Races held at Worces¬ter, Mass. ACME PHOTO m 9EXAMINERS* These quaintly garbedconduct all college examinations atIndo-China. WILLIAM THOMIQUESTIONS- concerning thelatest styles in men's and women’sdress and accessories will bepromptly answered by CollegiateDigest Section's New York corre¬spondents. All letters concerningstyles, ensembles, color combina¬tions, etc., should be addressed to:FASHION EDITOR(Follfauiif DujfstSLO T IONP. O. Box 472 Madison, Wis. theVotingContinues/Select your All AmericanFootball Team through COL-L.EGIATE DIGEST Sectionand see how it compares withthe selections df others.• Vote for youT favorites to¬day—if you change your mindlater in the season, you are atliberty to make a second selec¬tion. (No more than one com¬plete team may be voted foreach week by any one person)• COLLEGIATE DIGESTSection will award medals tothe Winning. Team.USE THE COUPON!(Please use pencil)All American EditorCOLLEGIATE DIGESTSectionP. O. Box 472Madison, Wis.Dear Sir:My selections for the COL¬LEGIATE DIGEST Section1934 ALL American FootballTeam are as follows:ENDSTACKLESGUARDSCENTERHALFBACKSFULLBACKQUARTERBACKI^PTAINjPrinted by Alco Gravure inc. Chicago, llL 4391.3-6Women s Campus FashionsMen s Campus FashiomHERE’S THE LATEST in campuswear: Single-breasted tweed suitwith bellow pockets and leatherbuttons, pleated trousers and seven-inch vent in back of jacket. Alongwith it goes a dark brown, snap-brim hat with a black band, andthe accessories shown below. mm^::-S5Scrr-OF IMPOR.TANCE to thewell- dressedcollege man isthe EnglishMadras foulardhandkerchief forthe breastpocket.TWEED-FIN¬ISH oxford pat-terned shirt,with mediumpointed collar,is the latest crea¬tion for the shirt-minded colle¬gian.BETWEEN CLASSES the smartco-ed will wear the chic model atthe left, done with feather jersey,or the waistcoat shirtwaist dressshown at the right. The strapbuckle shoes are growing inacceptability among the collegiatemisses this season.BROWNSCOTCH grainbrogue shoesare required tocomplete the en¬semble which isbased on thetweed suitshown at theright. COUNTESV C. P. & CO.. INC.COUR