51 Mp ilUiroon ->6Get the Alumni vthe HomecomingPurdue Game O7*./'yVol. 35. No. 16. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1934 Price Three CentsSELECT NOV. 3 FOR HOMECOMINGORGANIZE CLUB TOSTUOY WORKS OFGERTRU^STEINComment to SponsorNew LiteraryCroupBecause of the interest created bythe appearance of Gertrude Stein inthe Student Lecture Series, a Uni¬versity Gertrude Stein club is beinj;sponsA)re<l by Comment, campus lit¬erary quarterly. The memliership isopen to all students whether under¬graduates or K**aduates, the purposeof the club beinp: to discuss the workof the famous author.In order to become a member, amanu.-^cripts of not more than 50words dealinff with some phase ofcampus life must be submitted. Theselection must be as nearly in thestyle of Gertrude Stein as is possible,in order to show that the writer un¬derstands Miss Stein’s writinjrs. ('on-tributions mu.st be addresseil to Com¬ment, Faculty Exchangre, and submit¬ted on or before Nov. 1. The club willthen be composed of the writers of the25 best manuscripts, judged by Com¬ment and three faculty memberswhose names will be announct‘d lat¬er.Winner Receive! AwardThe writer of the best selectionwill be made president of the cluband will be awarded two tickets tothe Stein lecture in Mandel hall, No¬vember 27. The four best articles willbe printed in an issue of Comment.The group, besides discussing theworks of Gertrude Stein, will alsonu*et literary friends of the authorwho will precede here in Chicago amiultimately will meet the author her- jself. The membership is limited to 25 |in order that Miss Stein can meet ithe group informally and discuss her jworks. jTo Meet Atsociatei jAmong those who will meet the;group are Jean Jacques Rousseau,descendant of the eighteenth centuryphilosopher and novelist, and Chicagoagent for Miss Stein; Bernard Fay,noted biographer who translates her !works into French; Virgil Thomson,!composer who w'rote the music to heropera “Four Saints in Three Acts;’’ jand Alice B. Toklas, intimate com-1panion of Miss Stein during her long Istay in Paris. The opera opens abrief Chicago run on November 7.The sponsor em.phasizes the factthat membership in the club is notlimited to literary people on the cam¬pus. Any one who has an interest inthe works of Gertrude Stein may sub¬mit manuscripts. The winners andthe date of the first meeting will beannounced in an early issue of The |Daily Maroon. Crossed CannonElects PullenCommanderJohn Pullen, cadet captain of theR. 0. T. C., was elected commanderof Crossed Cannon, military honorsociety, during the meeting of themembers held in Ryerson hall, Fri¬day afternoon. Other officers electedare Coburn Whittier, adjutant andalso a cadet captain, and JosephGrimshaw, trea.«urer.Including his high standing in theR. O. T. C., Pullen is one of the edi¬tors of “75,” a monthly printed bythe military department. Whittierholds a position on the football squad,playing at tackle. Grimshaw’ is amember of Blackfriars and of DeltaUpsilon.At the meeting, members of themilitary honor society planned tohold elections of the second year ad¬vance course men into Crossed Can¬non sometime during the near future.No nominations were made Friday,however. Eligibility for election intoCrossed Cannon reiiuires not only atwo-year registration in the militaryscience course, but also a particular¬ly high standing in the R. O. T. C.The making of plans for the Mili¬tary Ball, the most important campussocial event of the spring quarter,was a topic for discussion, althoughno definite decisions have been made.hfold Meetings at JudsonCourt; Dean Furnissto PresideQUALIFYING EXAMIN ENGLISH SETFOR NOVEMBER 10The English Qualifying examina¬tions, necessary to satisfy the re¬quirements for the Bachelor’s degreeand for the College certificate, will begiven to students Saturday, Novem¬ber 10, according to an announce¬ment from the office of the Dean ofStudents and the University Exam¬iner.Registration for either examina¬tion must be made in Cobb 100 on orbefore November 1. This will oe thelast time either test will be given un¬til next May, as the examinations us¬ually scheduled for the winter quar¬ter have been cancelled. Candidatesfor the Bachelor’s degree at the JuneConvocation must take the examina¬tion in November, as the results ofthe May examination cannot b? re¬ported in time to include those stu¬dents’ names on the Convocation list.Students who register for the ex¬aminations may withdraw their reg¬istration by presenting a petition giv¬ing satisfactory reasons any time upto five days before the date of theexaminations. The Association of American Uni¬versities will hold its annual confer¬ence at Judson court Thursday, Fri¬day, and Saturday. Thirty well-known universities will be represent¬ed.This University will be represent¬ed by President Robert MaynardHutchins, Vice-president FredericWocKlwanl, Emery T. Filhey, deanof Faculties, Gordon J. Laing, deanof the Humanities Division, Frank R.Lillie, dean of the* Biological ScienceDivision, Henry G. Gale, dean of thePhysical Science Division, and Rob¬ert Redfield, dean of the Social Sci¬ence Division, and others.Dean Furniss of Yale will be chair¬man of the meeting, and Dean Fer-nandus Payne of the University ofIndiana is chairman of the commit¬tee on rating of the universities,which is now in session.Meet at JudsonThe first meeting of the confer¬ence will be a meeting of the deansin Judson court at 2:30 tomorrow af¬ternoon, followed by a meeting to¬morrow evening at 8. Only those col¬leges having graduate schools willparticipate in these meetings. Themeetings to take place Friday morn¬ing at ID, and Friday afternoon at2:30 will be of a more general type.Saturday morning at 9, there will bea business meeting for delegates only.About fifty delegates in all will bepresent. Among the colleges repre¬sented are Columbia, Indiana, NorthCarolina, Pennsylvania, Texas, Wis¬consin, Iowa, Mis.souri, California,John Hopkins, Stanford, Ohio State,Brown, Cornell, Harvard, Nebraska,Minnesota, St. Louis, Illinois, Cin¬cinnati, Kansas, Virginia, and Yale.STAFF POSITIONSPositions on the business staff ofThe Daily Maroon are still open tointerested freshmen and sophomores.Any member of either of these classeswho is interested in working in sucha capacity is urged to report as sooij.as possible to William S. O’Donnell,business manager, at 2:30 any after¬noon at The Daily Maroon office. INAUGURATE NEWLEGTURE SERIESON OCGJIPATIONSEdith Abbott to LeadFirst VocationalConferenceBEGIN CONFERENCEFOR 30 RMERICRNCOLLEGES TOMORROW The Board of Vocational Guidancewill inaugurate a new policy thisyear wdth the introduction of a seriesof lecture-conferences on the oppor¬tunities open to students in the vari¬ous professional fields. The first suchmeeting will take place next Tues¬day in Haskell at 3:30 when MissEdith Abbott, dean of the School ofSocial Service Administration, wMlldiscuss the opportunities and require¬ments for work in Social Science.The lecture-conference idea whichwill supplant the former lecture meth¬od of affording the student body con¬tact with leaders of the part'cularfields will permit students greater op¬portunities to discuss and to questionthe advice of the leaders. The lecturewill last about thirty minutes andgeneralize on the personality and e<l-ucational requirements in the fieldunder discussion. Following that, stu¬dents will be permitted to have per¬sonal conference with the speaker.The second lecture in this weeklyseries will be given by Professor Wil¬liam Grey, w'ho will speak on thevalue of and work in Education asa vocation.Other SpeakersOther speakers in the remaininglectures and the fields which the>will cover are: Dean Bigelow, Law;Dean Spencer, Business; Dean Case,Divinity and religious education.This office has awarded the stu¬dent body other assistance in the dis¬tribution of FERA jobs. Five hun¬dred and five of these jobs have beenawarded and the work has been un¬der way for a week. The main pur¬pose of this Government grant harbeen to encourage students to cometo the University who w’ould be un¬able to come without some financialassistance, and to encourage othersto remain in school. Daily Maroon Seeks to Revive APPOINT EIGHT TOTraditional Fall Event; Plans nniirnr pniiunilRousing Reception for Purdue i wULLtot uUUiiulLON SOGIAL EVENTSSpurred by the showing of thefootball team. The Daily Maroonsponsors a revival of the Homecom¬ing tradition to take place duringthe Friday and Saturday proceedingthe game v/ith Purdue university onNovember 3. Announcement of thefact was made yesterday by HowardP. Hudson, editor of The Daily Ma¬roon.It was further announced byHudson that Noel B'. Gerson andCharles Greenleaf had been appoint¬ed general chairman for the period successes,” said Gerson yesterday in |a statement to The Maroon.Phi Kappa Psi fraternity has |pledged to have an alumni repre¬sentative from each of the years fol¬lowing the date of the establishmentof the fraternity at the new Univer¬sity. This string will run from 1893,the year after the opening of theUniversity on the Midway, down tothe present time. A silver cup willbe awarded to the fraternity thatwill bring out the largest group.All “C” men attending the Home¬coming will be given numbers simi-Gerson is a graduate student in the j lar to those on the football uni formsEnglish department. While an un- ; as a distinguishing badge. Tiie “C”dergraduate he was an associate edi¬tor of The Daily Maroon and a ju¬nior manager of Blackfriars. He isa member of Zeta Beta Tau fra¬ternity. Greenleaf is Prior ofBlackfriars and a member of Owland Serpent and Delta Tau Deltafraternity.Will Fete AlumniUniversity alumni will be fetedduring the two day period of festiv¬ities that will be climaxed by thefootball game. Fraternities will bethe focal point for the social activiesof the Homecoming. The campuswill be decorated for the occasion.It is expected that more than 13thousand alumni will be contactedand invited to the Homecoming.Fraternities will take an active partin reaching University graduates.The Alumni office and the Depart¬ment of Athletics have volunteeredto lend their aid in the preparations.“We expect that most of the cam¬pus organizations will climb on theband wagon and share in the en¬thusiasm born of the recent football group will a.ssemble on the field be¬fore the game to be presented to theHomecoming audience and to singtogether the traditional “Song of the‘C’ ”.Decorate FraternitiesA committee of judges will be ap¬pointed to select the fraternity withthe best decorations for the Home¬coming. Prizes will be given foroutstanding effects and ideas. Thepart of the fraternities in the gen¬eral program will be discussed at ameeting of the Interfraternity coun¬cil to be held tonight.The Homecoming tradition has notbeen observed during recent times.This year’s event will feature the ap¬pearance of alumnae as well asalumni. Special committees will beappointed to execute the plans ofthe chairmen in the near future ac¬cording to Charles Greenleaf. Theannouncement of the sub-committeesand their chairmen will be made inthe columns of The Daily Maroon assoon as knowledge of such appoint¬ments is available. Replace Old Freshman,Sophomore ClassCroupsSimone, LongeivischeInvited to Join NaziDiscussion TonightInvitations have been extended toEngardo Simone, member of theItalian Fascisti; A. Longeivische,German newspaper correspondent;and to Edmund Giesbert, Universityinstructor in art, to take part in theBarden-Gilson symposium on “DoesNazi-ism Mean War” which will beheld at the University Debate Uniontonight, room A Reynolds club at 8.Simone is a resident at Interna¬tional house and wMll offer the Italianoutlook on the question. Longeivische,also of International house, and Gies¬bert will present some German as¬pects of the question.John P. Barden, former editor ofThe Daily Maroon and a recent vis¬itor of Germany, and Mary B. Gil¬son, assistant professor of economicsand anti-nazi, will lead the argu¬ments by attempting to show that ifthe Nazi philosophy is carried outcompletely, it will lead inevitably towar. The meeting is open to bothmembers of the Union and those in¬terested in the question. AMERICAN MUNICIPAL ASSOCIATIONDISCUSSES RELIEF ADMINISTRATIONThrough representatives of state' ing Officials held in Washington, sev-leagues of municipalities, five thou- eral different plans of low-cost hous¬ing w’ere suggested. In New Yorkcity it w’as found that a programshould include demolition of existingslums with new housing projects tobe erected on the same ground.DRAMATIC GROUPSUMIT TICKET SALEAll students who are selling seasonsponsor tickets for the Dramatic as¬sociation are required to turn in themoney collected a:.d all unsold ticketsat the organization’s tea tomorrow’afternoon at 4 in Mitchell tower.Those who have sold ten are entitledto one free ducat and must get themat that time.The season tickets for the associa¬tion’s five annual productions may beobtained thereafter only at the boxoffice in Mandel cloister and may bepurchased until October 29. sand American cities will presenttheir current problems when theAmerican Municipal Associationholds its annual meeting at JudsonCourt starting Thursday and con¬tinuing through Saturday. Thirty-three state leagues of municipalitiesare members of the Municipal As¬sociation, which through them servesseveral hundred cities in each state.According to Paul V. Betters, exec¬utive director of the Association, “Ofthe immediate problem facing citiestoday, the par-amount one is relief—how it is to be financed and what isto be the program during the com¬ing w’inter. This will be an importantconcern of the conference.”What lies ahead for cities in thew’ay of co-operation from the federalgovernment in matters of relief w’illbe discussed by Aubrey Williams, As¬sistant Federal Relief Administrator,On the other hand John N. Edy, Citymanager of Dallas, Texas, will speakon problems of administration andfinancing relief from the viewpointof the cities.Another important subject of theconference will be taxation and fi¬nance. Di-. James Martin, researchdirector of the Interstate Commissionon Conflicting Taxation will includethis subject in his survey on munici¬pal revenues.Low cost housing as a municipalactivity of the future will be pre¬sented by Coleman Woodbury, dii’ec-tor of the National Association ofHousing Officials, and by Charles E.Merriam, member of the NationalResources Board and chairman ofthe Political Science department inthe University. Recently in a meetingof the National Association of Hous Dr. Wilbur Reviews“Children’s Charter”on Radio ProgramRay Lyman Wilbur, president ofLeland Stanford university, will re¬view “The Children’s Charter” onthe University-National Congress ofParent-Teachers child welfare pro¬gram Thursday over NBC at 4.Wilbur, while Secretary of the In¬terior, was the author of the “Char¬ter” which W’as draw’n up at the con¬clusion of President Hoover’s WhiteHouse conference on Child Healthand Protection in 1930. Grace Ab-, mMnrm r r-» 4 rxrmr>bott, S. P. Breckinridge, and Charles ' {JAMPUS LEADERSA council composed of eight firsi-and second-year students has beenappointed by the University socialcommittee to assume charge of socialfunctions sponsored for students inthe college, according to announce¬ment made yesterday by John Rice,president of the committee.Four sophomores have been select¬ed for the council, including HenryMiller and Julian Kiser, who werechosen because of their outstandingwork in connection with the freshmanorientation program this year. Thesophomore women who have beennominated for the group are Rox-ane Lambie and Betty Ellis, both ofwhom W’ere members of the fresh¬man women’s council last year.Name 4 FreshmenFour first-year students have alsobeen selected as members of thegroup. These include Betty Barden,a graduate of New Trier high school;Doris Davenport of Dubuque, Iowa;Kendall Peterson of Long Beach, Cal¬ifornia; and Harold LaBelle of Toel-le, Utah.The freshman members of the coun¬cil were chosen because of their out¬standing high school records and withreference as to how w’ell these recordswould make them particularly w’ell-fitted for the group.A ninth member of the body willbe the president of the freshmanw’omen’s council and will be electedat a meeting of that organizationFriday.Social PurposesThis new college council has beenorganized exclusively for social pur¬poses and will act under the super¬vision of the Student social commit¬tee in a further effort to coordinatei such activities. The newly-appoint¬ed organization will replace thefreshman and sophomore class coun¬cils appointed in former years by theoffice of the Dean of Students.The idea for the plan created thisyear was initiated last spring by theBoard of Women’s Organizations inview of the fact that the nature ofthe college curriculum made a homo-gem.'ous group of the students in thefirst and second years of study. As aresult Roxane Lambie and Betty El¬lis W’ere nominated at that time, andthe responsibility of organizing therest of the group was as.sumed by thesocial committee this fall.Judd of the University took an active part in both the conference andthe formation of the “Charter.”The latter embodies 19 points whichW’ere recognized as the first rightsof the child. It includes protectionfor children before and after birth,social training, child labor restric¬tions, and provision for safe recrea-the other hand Milwaukee has foundthat it would be more advantageousto build its low-cost housing on theoutskirts of the city.THE WEATHERWednesday, October 24, 1934 I-F MEETS TO-NIGHT;DISCUSSES NEW PLANSThe Interfraternity council willhold its first autumn quarter meet¬ing in the Reynolds club tonight at7:30. Four subjects have been out¬lined by the executive committee tobe discussed by the group.These include an outline of the pre¬liminary plans for the annual Inter¬fraternity ball, several minor TO MEET SMITHAT CAMPAIGN TEAchanges which have been made in therushing rules for this year, a pro- j back the other nominee.s on the Dem-T. V. Smith, professor of Philos¬ophy and democratic candidate forthe fifth district for a seat in theState Senate, will be formally intro¬duced by his campus campaign man¬agers, John Barden and Ev’erett Par¬ker, to a select group of the leadersof student activities at a tea this af¬ternoon in Ida Noyes hall from 4 to6.Invitations to the tea hav’e beensent to 200 students and faculty mem¬bers with the intention to personallyacquaint them w’ith Professor Smith.Mrs. Alma Brook, director of IdaNoyes hall, and Betty Saylor, presi¬dent of Federation, will pour.These same 200 students and anyone else interested will become mem¬bers of the T. V. Smith Club whichhas been formed to back the candi¬dacy of Professor Smith and also toMostly cloudy and warmer. Somepossibility of showers Wednesday orWednesday night. Thursday partly' gram to aid the Student Promotion | ocratic ticket. The tea is the firstcloudy with moderate temperature. I office in rushing desirable high school | campus event that Barden and Par-Moderate to fresh southerly winds I students for the University, and the | ker have sponsored in their officialWednesday. cooperative commissary plan. campacity as campaign managers."'i>''-W'i!«5V? APage Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1934®hp SatUf iMar00nFOUNDED lyoiMEMBER^sociaUd ^lUsiate ^rtss>IS34 (JflllfigifllrBwfSl 1935 tKADtfOW WISCONSINThe Dfiily Maroon is the oflficial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicasro, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 Univej^sity_Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15: business office;Rcnm 15A. Telephones: Local 46 and Hyde Park 9221.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.TTie University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con-tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. .‘.11 opinions in TheDaily Martion are student opinions and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters should be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon. Lexington hall. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 words in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and address, which will be withheld if requested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.HOWARDWILLIAMCHARLESWILLIAMHOWARDDAVID H. BOARD OF CONTROLP. HUDSON. Editor-in-ChiefS. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerW. HOERR, Managing EditorH. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerM. RICH, News EditorKUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy William W. WatsonRalph W. NicholsonEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSShirley BakerJohn BallengerWells D. BurnetteRussell CoxSidney Cutright Jr.George Felsenthal Zenia GoldbergRuby HowellLouise Hoyd.Julian A. KiserGodfrey LehmanJohn MorrisJune Rappaport George SchujtekJames SnyderEdward S. SternElinor TaylorMary W’alterCampbell WilsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyBUSINESS ASSISTANTSSeymour Weinstein Howard Siegel Roy WarshawskyAllen Rosenbaum Paul Lynch Richard Smith does not know, but these super-educated beingswho set themselves up as living examples of allthat is correct must shoulder the blame. Theirshallow prattle has gone far enough.Therefore we would like to nominate for ob¬livion, realizing beforehand that we have beeneequally guilty in the past in perpetrating suchcrimes, the following words and phrases:Interesting. (Especially when used more thanthree times in one sentence.)Amazing. The old standby is, “He’s the most Letters tothe Editor! amazing person, and so on )Fascinating.j Intriguing. (These two are particular favor-! ites. You are lost in “cultured” society if you areI not being “fascinated” or “intrigued” perpetual-I! These four annoy us most, but there are others•which we will' reveal later. In the meantime, wewelcome contributions to our list.—H. F. H.The Traveling BazaarBy RABELAISNight Editor: Raymond LahrAssistants: Felsenthal and LehmanWednesday, October 24, 1934 YOU DIRTY COWARDSProminent members of the sophomore classhave asked us to print the following challengeto the class of 1938:Dear You Dirty Cowards:Everybody gets that way at one time or an¬other. We don’t know how you did, but youdid. You are the lowliest of pre-historic slimeand grovelling ooze. Friday afternoon, we pro¬pose to meet you in mortal and moral combat.Needless to say, we further propose to cleanthe daylights out of you, sweep up your infin¬itesimal by-products, pack them completely ina non-descript match box, and ship them hometo your respective and, we hope, respectable par¬ents.As befits you, it will be a mud fight. Exacttime and place will be decided upon shortly. Aswe have said, it will be a mud fight, but we areafraid that you will start throwing yourselvesabout for mud. Well and good! Earth to earthand dust to dust.. . . .Friday. . . .until then live. . . .make timesweet for it is, for you, shoi't. . . .’37.OUR HOMECOMING ALUMNIFor the first time in years there is a real reasonfor a homecoming for alumni. In the past anyplans for a successful event have been handicap¬ped at the start by a losing football team.But all has changed. We are looking towardthe Purdue game with a better than even chanceto win and behind us we have the scalps of twoconference opponents. Alumni of the Universityhave an incentive to pay us a visit and give theirsupport to the team.While our little gothic community may neverunbend and become what the movies call “col¬legiate” there will be more spirit floating aboutthan any of us have witnessed for some time.All of this will be futile, however, if the alumnido not appear. Obviously there is no point inhaving a homecoming if no one comes home. TheDaily Maroon is sponsoring this event because weknow that the alumni want it, that they are proudof their school and are looking forward to an op¬portunity to return.It is our duty as students, then, to notify anyalumni of the University that we may know ofour plans. The mere announcement of the fact willbe enough. Two weeks is a short time in whichto work, but it is long enough to get the newsaround.We believe that any alumnus who can possiblycome back will want to do so if he hears aboutit in time. Even if nothing is done in the way ofentertainment, and we are planning an ambitiousprogram, the game will he attraction enough.Fraternities and clubs should be especially gladto cooperate in contacting their own members.And if each of us sees only one alumnus and askshim to come, homecoming will be a succss.—H. P. H.IS THERE A DICTIONARY IN THE HOUSE? DON’T TAKE IT LYING DOWN: OR THE ART OFMUD FIGHTINGFreshmen, are you content to receive theseinvectives with silence? Are you content toadmit the implications in this boastful chal¬lenge? No, a thousand times no! You mustright this slur on your honor. Rabelais will beexpecting communication from you either byspecial post or in person at the earliest possiblemoment. We will be in the office of the DailyMaroon at noon. Do not fail your class andthe noble traditions that are your heritage asstudents at our Alma Mater. MR. BARDEN WRITES A LETTEROctober 18, 1934Persons who write anonymous let¬ters to The Daily Maroon are eitheistupid or fearful. Letter-writer B. H.J., who attacked the character andintegrity of T. V. Smith, is both.This communication about the mal¬adies of B. H. J. is not intended tobe intelligent. Neither is it stupid.It is pure invective.B. H. J. disposed of the word, phil¬osopher, by an unsupported philologi¬cal statement; he stated a propositionand called it an idea; he said“pseudo-seekers of metaphysical subt¬leties’’ when he meant “seekers ofpseudo-metaphysical subtleticvs.’’ Hisanalysis of what all types of wisdomare not was so abysmally ignorantthat we venture to assert that he isa candidate for institutions otherthan the University. Perhaps he iseven a Republican.In practical matters, B. H. J. il-luminatingly betrays the full extentof his superficiality. Since fifty menfrom the University are on the so-called “Brain Trust,’’ ProfessorSmith is not the first nor will be thelast to seek public office. Nor doesthe University remunerate any ofthose men for time not spent at theUniversity. Nor has any reflectionother than honor been cast upon theircharacters by adult minds.May we suggest that B. H. J., onevidence of his letter knows nothingabout philosophy, philology, politics,professors, the University, or goodmanners?Very properly he addressed hisstirring epistle to the campus “unin-telligensia.’’ It might be well for himto arise as their supreme leader andredoubtable champion. The heroicpositions calls for someone of B. H.J.’s mental equipment.Plato, to whom B. h. j. wuh start¬ling originality referred as the “peer¬less Athenian,’’ once ran for office.Plato, who wrote philosophy to whichthe world’s philosophers have mere¬ly written footnotes, Aristotle havingcontributed most of them, the Platowho may even live down B. H. J.’shackneyed reference, said that politi¬cal experience is necessary for a truephilosopher. B. H. J. should memor¬ize this statement of Plato’s to incanton the proper occasions, though edu¬cation by incantation is suggestedonly for B. H. J.’s personal use.Though it is cruel and unusualpunishment to cripples—mental crip¬ples, that is—it must be said theB. H. J.’s letter was an unparalleledexample of inexcusable misinforma¬tion, incomplete analysis, and irra¬tional conclusions.John P. Barden. ready shown their intention of af-,filiating with the Union by actively ,participating in preliminary organ-,ization. Prominent among these are ■Georg Mann, representing the Social- •ist Club, Gatesby Jones of the Cos¬mos Club, Rudolph Gilbert of Mead-ville Seminary, and David Levitan of !the National Student League.” ^We learn from the executive com¬mittee of the Cosmos Club that Cates- !by Jones, contrary to our understand-1ing, was not speaking as an officialdelegate of the executive committee. .The Cosmos Club wishes it to be made 'clear that it is not willing to oppose jfascism abroad. Inasmuch as active ^opposition to fascism is one of thevital planks of our platform, we re¬gret that it is impossible for the Cos¬mos Club to be affiliated •with theStudent Union against Fascism andWar.Judith SchoenbergDavid LevitinGeorg MannRudolph Gilbert glad to furnish you access to my dic¬tionary before your next effort atself-gratification.(Continued on page 4)Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Henry Kelley. Assistants: John Bal¬lenger and John Morris.Music and ReligionDiviny chapel, JoJseph Bond cha¬pel, at 12. Professor Charles \\\ Gil-key.Phonograph concerts in the SocialScierce As.sembly hall from 12:30 U)1:15.PAGING “F. W.”A Letter to “F. W.”October 23, 1934.I should like to know’ who you are.I should like to know who the personis that .sets himself up. cither con¬sciously or unconsciously, as a de¬fender of the artificial “society” thatI attacked in a recent editorial.“F. W,,” as initials, recall noname to me of a member of any cam¬pus society, artificial or otherwise.Perhaps your inclusion in one ofthem would be of advantage to you.Perhaps your father may somedayfind a precious stone, of pricelessvalue, that will automatically placeyou in the society that you yearn forto the degree that you accu.se othersof striving to attain it and as havingfailed. Apparently that is your onlyhope to he included in any society—for no other prominent society hasfor its admission re<]uirement so ac¬cidentally acquired an asset.Faithfully yours,Charles Tyroier 2nd. LecturesDebate Union, Reynolds club, at7:45. “Nazi.sm.” Assistant professorMary B. Gilson and John Barden.Public lecture: “Euripedes forEnglish Readers. The Alcestis.”Thornton Wilder. Fullerton hall, theArt Institute, at 6:45.MeetingsSocialist club. Social Science 3U2at 3:30.Spanish club, election or* officers.Ida Noyes hall at 4.Settlement Ix>ague Book Review-group in the Alumni room, Ida Noyeshall at 10.B. W. O. in the North room, IdaNoyes hall at 12.Faculty luncheon in the South Re¬ception nwm. Ida Noyes hall at 12.Student Political group in the IdaNoyes library from 4 to 6.MiscellaneousSocial dancing in Ida Noyes thea¬ter at 7:30,P. S.The w’ord “scholastici.sm” unfor¬tunately ha.s not the same meaningas the word “scholarship.” I shall be PUBLIX CAFETERIA(Formerly Hill's I1165 East 63rd StreetSECOND FLOOR“You can buy a ticket to the OhioState game with the money you.save eating the Puhlix way.”MURDERROMANCEMUSIC IN A NIGHT CLUB!ON THE PRINCETON CAMPUS!PRACTICALLY EVERY TIME!WE HOPE IT’S STRAIGHT NOWThe Chicago Tribune has its own pet peeveabout spelling and we have ours about word us¬age.Recently we have been dismayed at the piti¬ful abuse of words by University people, theirlazy mouthing of the obvious. We do not expectthe average student to be a walking Thesarus.but neither do we expect him to employ the vo¬cabulary of a ten year old child.Our biggest is quarrel with the so-called “in¬tellectual” and “cultured” groups. The ordinaryperson cannot be condemned for something he A BOUQUET OF PANSIES TO:Ralph Nicholson because he ran ye.sterday'scolumn exactly as written. May Nick have manyoffspring and may they all be Daily Maroonnight editors!Bill Bergman because he’s the first Pi Lamin five years to hang his pin.Janet Lewy because she’s got it (the pin).Huntington Harris because he wants to feedus arsenic.Phil White because he’s going to write us aguest column. Watch for it!Betty Thomas ’cause she’s only going to behere a quarter, and further ’cause she’s follow¬ing in the footsteps of Lil Schoen. . . .steppingout with the Editor.... only this time it’s adifferent Editor. .. .Lil still has her’s. . . .Lonny Stagg for teaching the freshmen howto American Twist.Jeanne Stolte ’cause she called us a woman-hater.Harry Gideonse ’cause he’s promised us anarticle for Comment. . . .some time. . . .Harold Swenson ’cause he called US a “bigshot”.Rahelais on account of how he’s such a goodguy and everybody likes him so.Rita Cusack who’s alright.Jayne Paulman because Rabelais still wants tomeet her.Philip Lawrence for his noble ideals, keen in¬sight into human nature, and admirable senseof ju.stice, as illustrated in his Letter to theEditor in this issue.Betty Beich because her father makes candy... .so sweet.Jack Hoyt for sticking his hand out of thewindow and getting it quite broken. So he says.Bart Peterson for dislocating his hip playingfootball. Or so he says.Peggy Thompson hecau.se she gets Radio¬grams from her Italian boy-friend.Rube Frodin on account he’s engaged, or elsejust sprinkling engagement rings about.John Morris because he’s responsible for thebest Bazaar of the year. .. .yesterday’s.The Dekes because they’re going philanthrop¬ic and are taking forty orphans to the World'sfair today. Pretty commendable. October 18, 1934In the Maroon of V/ednesday, Octo¬ber 17, an article appeared, saying inpart: “Uniting in a common driveagainst manifestations of fa.scismand war at home and abroad, campusliberal and intellectual groups todayannounce the birth of a new organ¬ization, The Student Union AgainstFascism and War.” The article furth¬er stated; “The National StudentLeague, the Socialist Club, the Cos¬mos Club, a seminary group, andnumerous individual students have al- BING CROSBYOPENS HIS MOUTHSHE LOVES ME NOT”THE LAUGH HIT OF THE YEAR!WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAYDREXEL THEATRE858 E. 63rd St.Claudette Colbert in Cecil B. De Mille’s “CLEOPATRA,” a Paramount Picture/:m HMi ■iiUaTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1934 Page ThreeAlpha Delts, D.K.E/s, Phi GantsOverwhelm Intramural OpponentsTODAY’S I-M GAMESAt 3—Barristersfield III. vs. Independents,At 4—Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Phi Del¬ta Theta, field I.Optimists vs. National Stu¬dent League, field III.Chemists vs. Chicago Theol¬ogical Seminary, field IV. MERRIAM HOLDSHOPEFUL OUTLOOKFOR TRACKSTERSLed by Don Kerr the Alpha Deltsyesterday shut out the Delta Upsilonteam by a score of 52 to 0. The Dekesalso won by a large count, the .scorebeing 44-0. Phi Gam downed the PhiDelt seconds 24-0, and the P.si U. IIteam beat Phi Kap 7-0. Lamlxla Chiforfeited to Phi Psi in the otherscheduletl game.Scoring heavily in the second halfthe Alpha Delts completely submerg¬ed the D, U.’s in their game. In thefirst jiart of the game Billwas the outstanding player on theteam. He scored twice and did somenice passing. In the latter part DonKerr came up, with some g()o<l pass¬es. He directed the team after JimMelville left the game.Ballenger High-point ManHallenger was the high-point man,with 10 points, made all in the sec¬ond half. He scored once on an in¬tercepted pass, once on a forw’ardpass and once on a run. He tackedthe e.xtra point on one o-f his owncounts with a run. Kerr was underthe ball on one touchdown and fortwo points after.Dille and Handy hauletl the ballacross once each and J. Wilson hungup the extra tally. For the losersSindelar seemed to stand out. He did.some tine running and snared sev¬eral impossible passes while in themidst of a gang of A. I). Phis.Deke Beats Z. B. T..Another score that seems at lea.stdecisive is the 44-0 record sent in bythe I). K. E.’s against Zeta Bete.N’orm Howard, Jack FTarris, and'Dean Phemister all playinl well forthe winners. Trackmen Stew Abeland John Beal continued their romp- ;mg around by turning in some nicelong runs.The failure of the Livingston-1Kutner combination to complete theirlong j)a.s.s plays was one of the causes iof the lopsided score. Norm Panama iand George Felsenthal furnished '.some gootl defense for the Z. B. T.’s. :The combine of Manske to Bairdshowed some nice advances for the!Phi Gamma Deltas against the PhiDelt seconds, once netting a scorewhich was made from a scrimmageline somewhere back of midfield.Laird also did some very shifty run¬ning. Ned Merriam, coach of the Univer¬sity track team, recently made thestatement that this year’s track squadheld promise of being the best thathe had ever coached, and Ned hascoached an Intercollegiate Easternchampionship track team. In onlytw'o events, according to Coach Mer¬riam, the javelin and the discus, willthere be bad weaknesses and in eaciiof these events the men lack prom¬ising.The hurdlers that Coach Merriamexpects to win points for the teamare Ned Bartlett, Nat Newman, JohnBeal, who are all sophomores andBart Smith and Jay Berwanger thelatter placing second in the outdoorBeverly; Conference meet. The sprints will betaken care of by Bartlett, Schussler,Berwanger, and Hal Block. The quar¬ter and half mile w’ill be run by JackWebster, Tipshus, Dystrop, Balfanz,and Bart Smith while the mile andthe two mile will be taken care ofby Bob Milow and Tryon.In the field events the followingmen are considered best: Jay Ber¬wanger in the broad jump, StewartAbel and John Ballenger in the polevault, and Berwanger and JackScrooby in the shot put. Ham Meigsshows a great deal of promise as adiscus thrower and Bart Smith maydevelop into a javelin thrower.The first track cross country meetof the season will be held this Satur¬day at noon with the Milwaukee Y.M. C. A.ASSISTANT COACHESARE UNSUNG HEROESOF GRID VICTORIES Stagg Shows CoastTeams He Can TurnOut Good OppositionAmos Alonzo .Stagg, .Sr., the GrandOld Man and until recently the foot¬ball coach at the University, hasbeen showing the coaches on the Pa¬cific coast that despite his 70-oddyears he still can turn out formid¬able f(K>ti)«ll teams.Howard Jones, football coach atSouthern California, said thatStagg’s amazing College of the Pa¬cific would have won from his teamif it hadn’t been for a few luckybreaks. As it was the College of thePacific lost 6 to 0, Bill Ingram, whowas of water boy age when CoachStagg was king of the midway atChicago, and his University of Cali¬fornia squad barely nosed out Stagg’steam 7 to 6.Coach Stagg has 40 men on hisfootball squad and all of them aredrawn from small towns in Cali¬fornia. Many boys from all over the ^country have been writing to Stagg Iwanting to play for him.By EDWARD S. STERNIx>ng and loud have rung the icheers for Jay Berwanger’s brilliantdashes, for Tommy Flinn’s startling ,generalship, and for Coach Clark IShaughnessy’s welding into shape of 1a fine team, but little has been said jof Shaughnessy’s lieutenants, his jcoaching staff. jWithout the scouting done by these |men, few victories could be gained, jTo Otto Strohmeier. end coach andformer member of the Indiana coach¬ing staff, goes the credit for the Ma-Toon’s defense against Bo McMillln’sfive-man backfield. Strohmeier’s out¬line of the Indiana style of play gain-sayed from the Indiana-Ohio Stategame enabled Coach Shaughnessy toprepare for the Hoosiers. Besides hisscouting activities, Strohmeier is re¬sponsible to the remarkable improve¬ment in the style of play of the Ma-loon ends. Ill last year, he was un¬able to aid Shaughnessy in his first•Maroon season at the University, buthe has made up for lost time thisyear inasmuch that he has developeda pair of ends w'ho are able to givethe Maroon team the advantage ofJay Bei’wanger’s outstanding kicking 'by getting down the field fast under jthe kicks to catch the receiver. jJulian Lopez, Clark Shaughnessy’s 'ohief assistant, has been in charge of ;backfield offense. He has been large- Ily responsible for the development |of the smooth-running Maroon back- ifield whose work has been the mostnotable improvement of this year’s |Maroons over the 1933 eleven. One iTesult of Lopez’ efforts, through the jwinter quarterback school, has beenthe remarkable generalship of Tom-diy F'linn.Latest addition to the staff and Pick A11-A mcricanTeam by BallotingThis year for the first time an all-American team will be selected en¬tirely by the undergraduate students.Any undergraduate student is privi¬leged to send his or her choice of themythical all-American team to TheDaily Maroon office or to the Col¬legiate Digest office in Madison, Wis¬consin.In case some player, from thisschool or another, plays in such away as to change your first estim¬ate, you are privileged to cast anoth¬er vote for the complete new team.The only requirement is that eachstudent may vote for only one teameach week. Coupons for voting maybe obtained in The Daily Maroon.probably the best known is March-mont Schwartz, former Notre Damestar and All-American. In charge ofbackfield technique, Schwartz has de¬veloped Jay Berwanger’s running,passing, and punting which haveraised him in the estimation of ex¬perts to the place which his highschool and freshman work indicated—a future All-American. Assigned to.scout Purdue, Schwartz, will be large¬ly responsible for any defensive sue- ^cess the Maroon w’ill have againstPurdue’s Notre Dame style of of¬fense.While Clark Shaughnessy special¬izes in coaching the line, his larger ;job of coordinating the whole team |into a playing unit takes up a great ideal of time. Because of this fact, jiSam Horwitz, former Maroon cap-1tain, helps him tn training the line.'Hard blocking and decisive tackling |are his realm; and the Maroons this jyear have shown distinct evidence ithat his work has not oeen m vain. I Berwanger Namedas Possibility forHonorary TeamAccording to the Friday issue ofthe Washington (D. C.) EveningAmerican, Jay Berwanger of the Chi¬cago football team would be a lead- jing contender for all-American hon-1ors if he were on a leading team. jTo quote the Evening American, j“If Jay Berwanger, halfback on theUniversity of Chicago football team, 'were lucky enough to be playing withone of the country’s leading elevenshe would be an outstanding candidate for all-American honors. As it is,Berwanger is a great back on a goodteam and may be missed in thescramble for national honors.’’The paper goes on to say that lastyear when Chicago failed to win amajor game and Berwanger played295 out of a possible 300 minutes hisaverage gains compared ‘favorablywith Purvis of Purdue and Pug Lundof Minnesota who were the leadingground gainers in the Middle West.This year, according to the Wash¬ington paper, the Maroon backfieldwill be-double-barreled with the addi¬tion of Ned Bartlett. Against Mich¬igan Bartlett made two touchdownsand threw a pass to John Bakerwhich was directly responsible for athird. All The Good Magazines RolledInto OneAs many stories as a magazine devoted to storiesAs many cartoons as any cartoon magazineAs many articles as any leading journal of opinionAs much humor as any humor magazineMore full color pages than any other magazineONLY magazine making a feature of latest men's fashionsat/uC-THE MAGfAZtNE FOR MENNOVEMBER ISSUE ON SALE NOWSuhscribe thru your bookstore at special college men’s rateof $3.75 ior nine monthsvfTttnGrOtS£LITESociety has the Four Hun¬dred—Rabelais’ TravellingBazaar its Famous Forty—and in Fashion’s ‘list ofselect’ — velveteen, Field’ssocial aspirant, makes asuccessful debut.No wonder Peggy Moore andMuriel Davis are enthusiasticover Velveteen!This fabric has climbed up the social ladder with a whirl, making a definite placefor itself in Fashion’s Hall of Fame. Fascinating as a complete costume—you 11 love itssurprisingly regal mien. Definitely up to the next minute as a finishing touch to tailoredwoolens, its warmth and appearance adapt it for its dual role—football games and teadances.Butcher Boy and Chimney Sweep make a bold appearance in Fashion s exclusivecircle IMolyneux’ protege in deep wine velveteen over a one piece dress—the waist of abeautifully blended pink satin-backed crepe—Suit Section, Sixth Floor, $49.75. As if sur¬prised to find itself in society, the chimney sweep’s felt hat has a long quill—more nearlylike an exclamation point than anything we know—Debutante Millinery, Fifth Floor, $10.Rabbit’s wool—snug and warm—lends itself wonderfully to the tunic dress. Theintricate buckles and the velveteen bow and belt add a note of sophistication MissesDresses, Sixth Floor, $18.75.0P)ARS44AIL V\iLD t COmPAn*! JL^ APage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 19341 smoke agreat mmj Chesterfields.,morning, noon and night.. aw alwam the sameThe Chesterfields you’resmoking now are just likethey were last year or anyother year—because we al¬ways buy the right tobaccos—uniformly ripe and mild.SATURDAYCRETESTUECKCOLDWEDNESDAYNINOMARTINIMONDAYROSAPONSELLEKOSTELANETZ ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS8 P. M. (C. S.T.)—COLUMBIA NETWORKiiWBTT .0c MVEM TOJlJuCCOProfessor Anton Carlson ExplainsPosition of Vivisection AdvocatesBy RUTH GREENEBAUM**There would be no future for the lishman leftyrorld along scientific paths if suchproposals as those about to be madein the legislatures of 22 states wereto go through ” stated Anton J. Carl¬son, famed leader of the vivisection an enormous sum ofmoney to buy an island between hiscountry and Ireland for the purposeof maintaining some hundreds of istray dogs. !Must Educate People ,Education of the legislatures in j FOURTEEN STUDENTSWORK ON RESEARCHPROBLEMS FOR B & Gmovement, and Frank P. Hixon, Dis- j these facts will be done by promin- jtinguished Service Professor ot g^t physiologists when the housesPhvsiology, in an interview with The convene this winter, according to Dr.Daily Maroon yesterday. Carlson. He added further that it isBoth genial and charming was the imperative for the sake of societynoted professor as he gave up some : that the hearings prove in favor ofof his time to discuss the problem experimentation. “Most alarming,” hethat is nearest to his heart. Listen- j concluded, “is the situation, for theing to him one could not help under- ; problem is really increasing, ratherstanding just why those who oppose than dying down.” Those who com-his work have been in the wrong. prehend the nature of experimenta-Bars ProgressWere the suggested bills to be pass¬ed there w'ould be no chance opr^ress. Dr. Carlson made cleat.Such benefits to mankind as the dis¬covery of insulin as an aid to ^ dia¬betics would no more be made. And .all because these anti-vivsectionists |wish for merely political ends to puta stop to something of value, theprofessor stated.“But using the plea of protectionfor the dog as man’s friend, the anti-vivisectionists hope to get an en¬trance for future proposals. The rad¬ical leaders w'ould even prevent ex¬perimentation on rats, worms, andthe like!” exclaimed Dr. Carlson. j“But why can people otherwise con¬sidered intelligent even entertainsuch ideas?” queried the reporter.“There are two reasons for such lackof clear-sightedness,” answered thenoted professor.Childish Fantasy“The main cause lies in their in¬ability to realize that man is no dil-ferent from any other living organ¬ism. They do not wish to be awaken¬ed from their childish fantasy thatman is a being set off from all others.But study of all forms of life hasshown an essential unity and it isthis unity that aids experimentersin finding out answers to problemscommon to each,” Dr. Carlson said.“Not comprehening the first fact,they are unable to see value in ex¬perimentation, whereas the truth ofthe latter is made only too evidentby the knowledge gained regardingscurvy, nervous diseases, and otherdisturbances.”Then the noted professor went onto show' that a further reason forthe opposition to animal experimen¬tation lay in the fear that the ani¬mal suffered. The reporter suggestedthat there might be more trials forthe dog when forced to struggledaily to obtain enough food, as wellas to find shelter and escape coldand accidents. “Not only that,” add¬ed Dr. Carlson, “but the dog is putunder ether and feels no more painthan one of us who undergoes anoperation. It’s over before he knowsit.”Care for Society—Not DogBut how about the dogs who cantake advantage of Irene McLaugh¬lin’s home for “Orphans of theStorm?” It is true that the animalis cared for—yes, but—with millionsof starving and needy people every¬where about us, and with manythings still unknown about the work¬ings of the human mechanism, close¬ly allied to that of animals— wouldit not be better to devote the moneythus expended to remedy these twoproblems of life?Even the anti-vivisectionist mustadmit the truth of this argument ofDr. Carlson. Wisest of modern coun¬tries in realizing the fact is England,for there wills which do not benefitthe populace may be changed. Suchoccurred not long ago when an Eng- tion will be only too ready to agreewith him and to try explain it toothers that such a condition mightno be brought about.LETTERS TO THEEDITOR(Continued from page 2)BOUQUET FOR THE “SOCIETYCRUSADE”October 23, 1934.Dear Mr. Tyroler:Allow me to congratulate you onyour latest one man crusade againstthe conception of University “so¬ciety.” The success of such a cam¬paign, even if only partial, wouldmake school life a more desirablemodel on which to build our socialstructure. Your editorial of the eigh¬teenth and your clever thcugl: some¬what brutal squib in The TravellingBazaar (If I may “pierece the veilof your corporate identity.”) ‘arew'orthy efforts in the cause.May your inspiring works continue.Sincerely yours,Philip Lawrence. Of the 40 students employed reg¬ularly or part-time by the Depart¬ment of Building and Grounds, four¬teen are w'orking on research prob¬lems and supplementing the regulardepartments which are lacking assist¬ants.Several students are making wateranalyses of Jthe hydrogen and oxy¬gen ion concentrations in return con¬duits at various points in order todetermine the amount of corrosivematerial in the water supply. Severalother such students are working inconjunction with the head janitor,testing liquid soaps and paper tow¬els, to determine (the best qualitymaterials for the selection by thepurchasing department.Of the remaining employees, all ex¬cept three are assisting in the workof regular departments in analyzingcost sheets and in general clericalwork. Three w'omen are assisting inthe compilation of the reports of thevarious departments and in the writ¬ing of a report on the history of theUniversity’s power plant. The meterreport traces the changes in the fa¬cilities of the plant and will formthe substance of the superintendent’sreport to the University authorities.PHILIP MORRIS PRIZEAlvin D. Battey won the first prizeof 1000 Philip Morris cigarettes inthe weekly football score guessingcontest sponsored by the Philip Mor¬ris company. C. J. Wise and Robert IStaliman tied for the second and ,third prizes of 211 cigarettes each. ■CLASSIFIED ADSAn average of 38 football players !are killed each season in the UnitedStates, while only 10 fatalities are irecorded each year in Spain as a re- isuit of bull fights, despite the fact ithat the latter is rated as a moredangerous sport. Legal and medical mss. typed inmy home. Very reasonable rates. Sat¬isfaction assured. Let me prove it.Call after 5. H. P. 6952, Miss Aaron.Legal and medical mss. typed inmy home. Very reasonable rates. Sat¬isfaction assured. Let me prove it.Call after 5. H. P. 6952, Miss Aarcn. 0TRADITION OF REFINEMENT INDRESS HAS BEEN MAINTAINEDTHROUGH GENERATIONS BY YALEUNDERGRADUATES AND ALUMNI.It is therefore a significant tribute that well-dressedYale men prefer trousers and slacks equipped withKover-Zip, the invisible seamline closure.Further evidence of Kover-Zip’s correctness fromthe standpoint of style is its approval by Yale’sleading college tailors.• • • famous yiate and Jdarvard tailorfor over 40 years, says — "Our custonitailoring establishments in New Haven, Cambridge and NewYork, always scrupulously cautious in the acceptance of designinnovations, whatever their origin, are nevertheless responsiveto every style development that is in good taste.’’Although we have been witness to a growing favor for thezipper %, we could not accept the ordinary slide fastener asfit for fine clothes. The new covered zipper, however, doesmeet our standards in every respect and we are now pre¬pared to equip trousers and slacks W'ith the Kover-Zip fly./.»/*</<<4//^ Cl^Hlujc tail^ts, uxlilexscnJ-C-xse l^^C'VCX slide ^astenex^it ^ex ^ine cuslent cletheji.• • • •WALDES KOH-I-NOOR, INC., LONG ISLAND CITY, N. Y.PARIS PRAGUE DRESDEN BARCELONA WARSAW LONDON COLLEGE MEN PREFERCLOTHES MADE V/ITHINVISIBLE CLOSUREStyle experts and fashion authorities arewell aware that the preferences of collegemen form an important and dependable in¬dication of the trend in men’s apparel.One detail of men’s clothing which untilnow has never been satisfactory is the fly ofthe troupers. The buttoned fly, no matterhow carefully made, is bulky because of theextra fold of material required; it bilges andwTinkles in a way that is most unsightly.The slide-fastened fly gives a much smooth¬er and neater effect in front than is possiblewith buttons, but the ordinary slide fastenerhas an uncovered strip of metal that is ob¬jectionable to men who take pride in beingwell-dressed.The new invisible style-line closure, theKover-Zip fly, has every practical advantageof the ordinary zipper, and in addition issuperior to it from the standpoint of goodtaste because no metal shows—the units of thefastener are concealed by a grosgrain ribbonthat harmonizes with the fabric of the trou¬sers and is guaranteed to outlast the garment.The Kover-Zip fly has been acclaimed andadopted by “best-dressed” seniors in Amer¬ica’s foremost colleges, and a typical ex¬pression of opinion about it is the followingstatement by Arthur Willis of Dartmouth,class of 1934:“The trouble w-ith the early type of slidefastener was the display of metal—too much"I iiiiiiimui ^ suggestion ofwork clothes. I’m forthis new covered zipwith the invisible fas¬tener, it’s a finishedproduct for a finisheddrps.ser.”College men ever>’-w here, from Cam bridgeto Palo Alto, w elcomedthe Kover-Zip fly and now demand it alikeon dress trousers, informal suits and slacks.Smooth and smart, efficient and durable,Kover-Zip is the closure for all modern clothes.ARTHl’R WILUSGet Your Theatre Tickets at the Daily Maroon Theatre Bureau... the dellcioua flavor and Juicessealed right In by the heat of thecharcoal fire. It’s typical of the manygood things we serve. Come tonight.Complete Dinners 65e to SOoI.nncheon, 3Sc UpClub Breakfast orAfternoon Tea 2Se up/ DON’T FORGET yI Our Colonial Tea Room is now open!I until 1:00 a. m. Dinner until 10:00 1A p. m. Special menu afterwards. J'Bring the Crowd Over Tonight^ANDCOLONIAL TEAROOM. 6324 Woedlewn Av.RESTAURANT, 1423 E. 63rd St