Baflp iHaroonVvl 35. No. 12. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1934 Price Three CentsMIRROR HOLDSTRYOUTS FRIDAYFOR ANNUAL SHOW Daily Maroon DisclosesIdentity of ColumnistsUrge Writers to Handin ContributionsImmediately "'"f cSSo Jr.”"' Committeeon Law SchoolPractice CourtBazaaiAlthoujfh the annual Mirror revuewill not be presented until March, aseries of tryouts will start Friday,and will last throughout the quarterto determine positions in the chorus,cast, and the production staff.At the first of winter quarter, theactual practising will begin and con¬tinue until the two-night presenta¬tion of the finished show sometime inMarch.Tryouts for places in the kickerschorus will begin Friday at 4 in thetheater of Ida Noyes hall, and areopen to all undergraduate womenwho are between 5 feet and 5feet 6Vi in height. Contestant's area.sked to bring bathing suits or some¬thing suitable to dance in. I..orraineDonkle, who introduced the chorus tothe show last year, will direct itagain.Tap TryoutsThe other two choruses, Tap andBallet, will hold their tryouts in afew weeks. Announcement will bemade in The Daily Maroon. Womenwho are expecting to try out for thetap chorus are urged to join a tapclass in preparation for it.W’riters of skits, songs, and take¬offs should hand in their manuscriptsto Sara Gwin, in care of the Dramat¬ic A.ssociation in Mitchell Tower, assoon as possible. Women are alsoasked to hand in any ideas of skits,scenery, or impressions that may bedeveloped. Helen de Werthern is incharge of music, and all songs shouldbe sent to her. The great mystery of the identityof Rabelais, writer of theTraveling Bazaar, that has been puz¬zling the entire campus this quarter,is no longer a mystery.Late last night The Daily Maroonannounced that Noel B. Gerson andCharles Tyroler 2nd were the co-au¬thors. This information was releasedin order to avoid any false accusa¬tions on the part of interested par¬ties and at the request of some do»-en or more students whose personalpeace has been intruded upon as theresult of these accusations. It wasalso announced that the column willcontinue to be written under thenom de plume of Rabelais.The interest aroused by the anony¬mity of the column has been unprece¬dented in Maroon history. While ev¬eryone from faculty members to jan¬itors has hazarded a guess, no onewas able to answer the challenge ofthe authors of the Bazaar to presentconclusive proof as to their identity.Shrewd guesses have been ventured,but this statement is the first official, informationI ward.j Noel Gerson is a former memberI of The Daily Maroon staff and was[ a junior manager of Blackfriars, aI member of the Student Social Com-! mittee, Iron Mask, and Zeta BetaI Tau. He is doing graduate work inthe English department.Charles Tyroler, present editor ofComment, campus literary Petitions for nominees for LawSchool Bar association officesmust be turned in before Fridayat 4 to Edwin Davis, secretaryof the association, in the Law li¬brary. The election will be heldTuesday, October 23.Definite arrangements for a seriesof practice courts to be sponsored bythe Law school Bar association thisyear were begun yesterday when theofficers of the association named acommittee of three members to con¬duct the practice sessions.Those named on the committee incharge of trial courts are: RobertCoulson, a Dartmouth college manwho was elected president of theFreshman Law class last year; LaceyCatron, another Dartmouth man; andEdward Ilaker from the Universityof Illinois.Last year the Bar association in¬augurated a series of practice trialsthat has yet come for- i for the first time in the Law school.j The success of those moot courtscaused the Bar association to decideto enlarge its practice trial program.Instead of holding a moot courteach week this year, a new appelatecourt will be installed which will al¬ternate each week with the mootcourt. The purpose of this new courtis to enable freshmen to participatepublica-: in trial practice. Freshmen have not STUDENT UNIONAGAINST WAR ANDFASCISM FOUNDED Seeks Victory inComing ElectionsMembership Open toAll; Holds Meetingon Friday! tion, was a columnist for the Maroonlast year, undergraduate commenta¬tor for the Alumni Magazine, and amember of the Conference cham¬pionship tennis team. He is president i to manage the appelate courtof Delta Kappa Epsilon. ■ a senior in the Law school.studied courses in evidence and trialpractice.Arthur Berstein has been namedby the officers of the Bar associationHe isPosition* AvailableThe chairmen of the various com¬mittees in the production end of therevue are apiH)inted each year by theMirror Board, but positions on thecommittees are open to all women.Women interested in working will beinvited to a tea later on in the quar¬ter, and can sign up then for thecommittee on which they would liketo work.The five members of the MirrorBoard are: Ho Carr, president, SaraGwin, vice-president, and the mem¬bers—at-large, Betty Saylor, Helen drWerthern, and Violet Elliot.Need Large CastTryouts for the cast will al.so beannounced in about a month. Therevue i^ given mainly to women,with a few outstanding masculinestars invited to participate, and sincethe show is comF)osed of numerousskits, there is a larger cast neededthan for a dramatic production. VICTORY PHOENIX PLEASESWITH SPICE, SATIRE, AND ARTBy DAVID KUTNERThe October issue of the Phoenix, , women in a very undignified manner,appropriately termed the Victory Lee Thomas irreverantly writes aPH. D. SCHOLARSMAKE EXTENSIVESTUDY IN BIOLOGYResearch in the Division of the Bi¬ological Sciences will probably makestrides this year, judging from theproblems being studied by the visit¬ing Doctors of Philosophy and fel¬lows, whose names have just beenmade known.Bio-chemical methods in relationto sex will be studied until next Julyby Felix Baltzer, of Berne, Switzer¬land, a Rockefeller fellow in Zool¬ogy. Mr. Baltzer will work in con¬junction with Dr. F. C. Koch andDean F. R. Lillie.Other foreign fellows who receiv¬ed their grants under the Rockefellerfund include D. L. Shrivastava fromIndia, who is working in Zoology, To-mio Ogata of Japan, who is studyingin Pathology, and Rei Hayashi ofTokyo, who is officially in Anatomybut is doing his work in Pediatrics.Hugh Waddell Mulligan is a Com¬monwealth Fund fellow in Bacteriol-Mathematical biophysics is the sub-Jct of research for Dr. Nicholasashevsky. General Education Boarddlow in Physiology and Physics,eon A. Pennington is using his Na-onal Research council fellowship byssisting Dr. K. La.shley in Psychol-ey while Herbert Shapiro is work-ig with Dr. Ralph Gerard in Physi-ogy on a similar fellowship. Number, is victorious in more waysthan one. Though presumably itscover, which must have been com¬pleted within the past day or so, cele¬brates in a decidedly distinctive fash¬ion the stirring victory of the Ma¬roons over Michigan last Saturday, ithas every right to celebrate in justas boastful a manner its emergencefrom the lethargy into which it hadfallen during the past year or two.The Phoenix this month has the hu¬mor, the local interest, and may wedare to say a hint of the spice whichalmost caused its complete removalfrom campus life several years back.“Football Sitchiayshun,” by BillStapleton, is the first of the articlesin the humor magazine and while itis a satisfactory rehashing of footballprospects for the present season, weventure to say that the whole toneof the article would be in a differentkey had it been w'ritten after lastweek’s victorious massacre. “Ink Pot¬pourri” and “The Editor’s Ashes,”two regular features, are alive andserve as stimuli for what follows.“Collegiate Cut Outs,” continuingfrom where they left off last month,treat six of our very dignified senior short story, “I Shot My Dean.”Hal Block HumanComes “Football Frame-Up orW'ith General Flarp at Alder Gulch,”a masterpiece in humor by HalBlock, (if you like his type of hu¬mor). Block sets up his own idea ofthe perfect All-American team andyou may rest assured that he doesn’tleave out anyone. Harry Kalven andHenry Reese contribute their bits,the former, “The Father also Rises,”being a description of somebody’s fa¬ther on any morning, and “Dirty butNot Obscene” by the latter, an ar¬ticle which will really surprise you.“Nazo Good Nazi Stories” tells yousome stories about Hitler’s paradisewhich we can promise you have nev¬er heard before. And Dexter Fair¬banks philosophises on the freshmanorientation situation.“Gertie the GoGetter,” the page towhich most people turn first, againaims to satisfy the ego of some wholike their ego satisfied—and somewho don’t. The customary fashioncolumn for men as well as for wom¬en, the theater page, and book re-yiew, help to complete one of thebest issues of Phoenix that we haveseen in many a moon.Socialist Club toDiscuss Revolutionin Spain at MeetingHarold Kelso, head of the SocialistNews Service in Chicago, will speakon “The Revolution in Spain” beforethe members of the University ofChicago Socialist Club this afternoonat 3:30 in Social Science Research302. Autumn quarter plans for theclub will also be discussed at thismeeting.Fred Henderson, prominent BritishLaborite, is scheduled to speak inMandel hall on October 31; andJulius Deutsch, leader of theAustrian Schutzbund, or labor army,against the assassinated chancellorDollfuss, will discuss the situation inAustria during the month of Novem¬ber. Cooperation with labor groupsoutside the University is also plannedas part of the program of the Social¬ist club this year. Motion Pictures of1934 Opera Will BeShown at Chorus TeaCecil Michener Smith, assistantprofessor of Music and conductor oflast year’s University chorus, an¬nounces the first meeting of thechorus today at a tea at 4 in theY .W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall.Plans for the year for both thechorus and this year’s opera in whichthe chorus participates will be dis¬cussed. The name and date of thisyear’s opera will be announced soon.After a short meeting, motion pic¬tures of last year’s production, “Didoand Aeneas” will be shown. Thisopera, which was presented by theUniversity chorus in conjunction withOrchesis and conducted by MarianVan Tuyl, was a success and the Ichorus aims to achieve the same suc-i cess thi‘\ year. Uniting in a common drive againstmanifestations of fascism and war athome and abroad, campus liberal andintellectual groups today announcethe birth of a new oi'ganization, theStudent Union against fascism andwar. The organizational meeting willbe held Friday, October 19th, at12:30, in Social Science 302.Judith Schoenberg, of Universitysettlement, spokesman for the provi- jsional committee of the infant or¬ganization, expressed the committee’ssincere wishes for both student andgroup interest and support, and out¬lined organization and plans for theUnion.Equal RepresentationMembership is open to organizedgroups and groups of individuals,each group being given adequate rep¬resentation on the executive commit¬tee to insure an equal balance in dis¬cussion and prevent “steam-roller”tactics. A strong effort will be madeto obtain the support of the fraterni¬ty group and of the general studentbody, neither of which has ever dis¬played anything but apathy towardsa movement of this kind.The National Student league, So¬cialist club, Cosmos club, a seminarygroup, and numerous individual stu¬dents have already shown their in¬tention of affiliating with the Unionby actively participating in prelim¬inary organization. Prominent amongthese are Georg Mann, representingthe Socialist club, Catesby Jones of'the Cosmos club, Rudolph Gilbert ofMeadville seminary, and David Levi-ton of the National Student league.Faculty support has been solicited anda guest editorial by a faculty mem¬ber who supports the principles ofthe Union will appear on the Marooneditorial page within a few days.New OriginReminded that an organizationwith similar aims was formed lastyear, Miss Schoenberg insisted thatthe new Union was of much greaterscope, and does not consider itselfan outgrowth of its predecessor. Itsorigin is traced rather to two verysuccessful meetings held in Mandelhall during the summer, an anti-warmeeting, August 1st, on the 20th an¬niversary of the beginning of theworld war, the second a symposiumheld two weeks later. Attendance washighly satisfactory despite an admit¬tance charge and resolutions oppos¬ing war and fascism were passedunanimously. T. V. SmithSET NOVEMBER 9 ASUNIVERSITT NIGHT ATOPERA PRESENTATION APPOINT DARDEN,PARKER TO AIDSMITH CAMPAIGNWill Organize Campusto Back SenateCandidateANNOUNCE TICKETSALES FOR NEXTSTUDENT LECTURE By LAWRENCE GOODNOWFriday night, November ninth, hasbeen designated University Night inthe four day visit of Gertrude Stein’sAll-American opera “Four Saints inThree Acts,” which is scheduled toopen at the Auditorium Novemberseventh. A matinee performance isplanned for Saturday.The mass of critical praise whichhas flowed out of New York in thepast ten months concerning this con¬troversial work makes it the first ofthe major attractions to be offered onthe Chicago stage this winter. Whilecritics were almost unanimous in pro¬claiming it a new departure of tre¬mendous importance, lay commenthas been divided, with few auditorstaking a middle course in their dis¬cussion of the work. Scarcely anyonehas been found, however, who pro¬claims himself disinterested, and life¬long friendships have been dissolvedin the battle-royal which have fea¬tured discussion of the opera.The music for Miss Stein’s amaz¬ing collection of meaningless butsoundful words was composed by Vir¬gil Thomson, one of the leading con¬temporary American composers. Mr. ;Thomson has fabricated in his musi- jcal score an extraordinary soul mate jfor the literary vag-aries of his lib- ’rettist. iIn order that prospective subscrib¬ers may secure the best seats, advance tickets sales for the next lec¬ture in the Student Lecture serieswere announced yesterday by theservice to go on sale Friday. Theservice is presenting the internationally known Gertrude Stein in Mandelhall, November 27. Three types oftickets will be put on sale at the boxoffice in the cloister of Mandel hallfrom 9 to 6.Students may secure tickets for theremainder of the season for $1.85, in¬cluding tax. It is necessary to presenttuition receipts. Others may purchaseseason tickets for $2.75, includingtax. Individual tickets are priced at55 cents, 85 cents, and $1.10. Fridajis the only time that the box officewill be open until just before thelecture.Miss Stein is making her first ap¬pearance in the middle west here inMandel hall. Since graduating froman eastern girls’ school some thirtyyears ago, she has made her resi¬dence in Paris. Her salon at 27 Ruede Fleurus has become famous amongliterary people, just as has MissStein’s literary style or lack of style,as the case may be.Arrangements for Miss Stein’s ap¬pearance are under the direction ofJean Jacques Rousseau Voorhies,namesake and descendent of the fam¬ous French philosopher and novelistof the eighteenth century. i Gertrude Stein will appear shortly jafter on the campus in her first lec- Iture in the middle west. The Student ILecture Service is p/esenting her inthe second of the series in Mandel jhall November 27. Besides the Opera, I“Four Saints in Three Acts,” which jwas published just this year, prob¬ably the most discussed of herworks is “The Autobiography of Alice {B. Toklas.” John Barden and Everett Parkerhave been named to manage the cam¬pus campaign for T. V. Smith, pro¬fessor of Philosophy, who is a can¬didate for a seat in the State Sen¬ate. Professor Smith is the Democrat¬ic nominee from the fifth senatorialdistrict, but he also has the supportof a non-partisan organization in theUniversity community.Barden and Parker w'ere appointedby Jerome G. Kerwin, associate pro¬fessor of Political Science, who hascharge of the active campaign.Charles E. Merriam, chairman of thedepartment of Political Scieiue, andJames Weber Linn, professor of Eng¬lish, are assisting Professor Kerwin.Organize ClubA club is being organized by thetwo student leaders of the campuscampaign to back the candidacy ofSmith as well as other nominees onthe Democratic ticket. They will in¬troduce Professor Smith to a groupof the leaders of campus activitiesat a tea which will be held in IdaNoyes hall next Wednesday at 4:30.Barden, one of the tw,, studentcampaign managers, is K.'io'rm for theblasts which he launched last yearin the editorial columns of The DailyMaroon. He is a member of DeltaKappa Epsilon and has won a major“C” in swimming.Hold DebateEverett Parker, a member of Sig¬ma Alpha Epsilon, was editor-in-chief of the Cap and Gown staff lastyeqr when the yearbook was revived.A new precedent in political tacticswill be set Thursday night when theDemocratic organization will sponsora debate between Professor Smithand Roy Woods, the Republican can¬didate from the fifth district, at theUnitarian church located at 53rdstreet and Blackstone. The leadersof Smith’s campaign have urged Uni¬versity students to attend the de¬bate in order that they may under¬stand more clearly the political issuesinvolved.Non-Partisan BackingSmith has championed the prin¬ciple of representative government inall of his speeches and articles. Al¬though he is a nominee of the Dem¬ocratic party he has the support of anon-partisan group in the fifth sen¬atorial district, which includes theHyde Park, W’oodlawn, and Ken¬wood areas.This is Professor Smith’s first po¬litical candidacy, but he was an ac¬tive speaker in behalf of Alfred E.Smith, Franklin Roosevelt, and Hen¬ry Horner in previous campaigns.CONDUCT FORUMON DISPLAY OFFLAG IN CHAPELOrders are being taken for ticketsat greatly reduced rates by the Ma¬roon Office and the University In¬formation desk.Off-Campus Toursto Visit FinancialDistricts SaturdaySaturday morning at 8:45 a tourof the financial districts of Chicagowill leave Mandel hall to returnabout noon.The trip includes intimate visitsto the Chicago banking and tradingagencies, including the Chicago Clear¬ing House, the Federal ReserveBank, and the Chicago Board ofTrade.Tickets may be secured at theUniversity bookstore, Blaine hall,Woodw’orth’s, and the Reynolds club,or by calling campus phone 26 after12:30 for reservations. It is advisableto purchase tickets or make reserva¬tions by noon Friday, but a limitednumber of tickets will be availableat the time cf departure. The costof the trip, including transportationand guide services, is $1.25. Invitations have been extended toGeorge Burke, member of the Amer¬ican Commonweal Nationalist’s or¬ganization and Leonard Olson of theUniversity chapel council to partici¬pate tonight at 7:45 in room A, Rey¬nolds club in the University DebateI union open forum on the question,I “Should the American flag be dis¬played in the Chapel.” The forum will; be composed of studeni^ interested ini debate and those concerned in the' topic for discussion.The American Commonweal Na¬tionalists organization has been ac¬tive recently in movements for pa¬triotism, expression of “American”ideals, and against the League of N>.tions. The Chapel Council recentlyvoted to consider the removal of theAmerican flag from Chapel serviceson the grounds that, inasmuch as theChapel is non-sectarian, it should benon-national.THE WEATHERWednesday, October 17, 1934Cloudy; probably showers. Muchcooler this afternoon and tonight.Fresh to strong southerly shifting tonorthwestern winds.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1934iatlg iUarnottFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER^sociatgd gbllcgiatf^1934 1935*-MAOISOM WI$0>(SNThe Daily Maroor is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University Avenue.Editorial office; Lexington hall. Room 15; business office:Rooml£A^_Telenhones^ Local 46 and Hyde Park 9221.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.T^e University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. .-Ml opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters sh-'uld be addressed to the EMitor, The DailyMaroon. Lexington n«’l. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 «• rdt in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and a<l<iM>e». which will be withheld if requested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W. HOERR, Managing EditorWILLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER. News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley Janet Lowy William W. WatsonRalph W. NicholsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyINight Editor: Raymond LahrAssistants: Ballenger and CoxWednesday, October 17, 1934FOR FRESHMEN ONLYIn connection with the beginning of rushingluncheons the Interfraternity committee feels itadvisable to urge all freshmen to accept any in¬vitations they may receive. These luncheons af¬ford both the fraternities and the freshmen anopportunity to get acquainted. The freshmenmay at leisure inspect the men with whom theyhave to live for one, two, or three years. Onlyby visiting all the houses which may be interest¬ed in a particular freshman can that freshmanmake an intelligent decision.While visiting houses freshmen should remem¬ber that the houses are putting on their best ap¬pearance. They should not hesitate to ask anyquestions they might wish to about the fees ornumber of active members, and under no circum¬stances should they feel that they are under anyobligation w’hatsoever to any house for anythingthat might be done for them.The committee wishes to warn the freshmenthat they are equally responsible with the housesfor the enforcement of rushing rules. Theserules appear in the Student Handbook and ad¬ditional copies may be obtained in the office ofthe Dean of Students. Freshmen are urged to |study these rules and observe the letter and thespirit of deferred rushing. In the past it has beennecessary to penalize several freshmen for vio¬lating the rules by withdrawing from them theprivilege of pledging.It has come to the attention of the committeethat some houses plan to call for freshmen andbring them to the houses for their luncheon en¬gagement. This practice is contrary to the rush¬ing rules and both freshmen and fraternities arewarned not to violate this provision.Fraternities may call for freshmen and bringthem to the campus for the open houses of thew’inter quarter, but these calls must be made with¬in the time limits permitted for the open houseperiod.—The Interfraternity Committee.SOCIETY ABUSEDThe v;ord “society” has become corrupted inour modern, everyday life. It no longer has thatenviable tinge of sophisticated intellectual en¬deavor. It no longer is representative of themutual interest that fosters relations between manand man. It is now a term used to describe astilted, prejudiced, narrow emphasis on the in¬consequential niceties of a hypocritical world.Nowhere do we find this better exemplifiedthan in the present day University. Certain in¬dividuals are generally designated as “society”.But it is not a society of intellects or a society ofperfected abilities, but rather one based on dress. |conformity to stilted manners, and upon wealth. ^This in itself is bad enough, but when we are 'confronted with the stomach-turning spectacleof people that really possess enviable personal -qualities kow-towing to this ’“society”, the situa- i ton takes on a serious aspect.This situation plainly calls for a re-adjustmentof values and necessarily of the campus socialhierarchy. It is inherent in nature that somepeople must be above others in various forms ofendeavor. We are content to be placed in ourproper position, lowly though it may be; I Mt weare altogether unwilling to foster a degradingaristocracy of those that lack all capabilities savethat of inspiring recognition for being “society”.“Society”, a horribly misused word that criesaloud to be properly understood.—C. T. 2nd. A new “seven wonders of theworld’’ was listed at the Universityof Illinois by Professor A. W. Nolanwhen he announced what he consid¬ered to be the outstanding wondersof the universe.He included in his list the discov¬ery of the solar system; law of mov¬ing bodies; law of electricity; law ofelectrical radiation; law of electricalstructure of ‘the universe; law ofsteam engine; and the law of life.A laboratory to assist children withdefective speech has been plannedat the University of Wichita. A system whereby students are)able to read more rapidly and im- jprove their grades has been develop-!ed by Stanford university (Stanford, |CaliL) psychologists. i ETTORE TITTARUFFOFormerly with Chicago GrandOpera CompanyVocal PlacementOperatic Coaching410 S. Michigan Ave.THERE’S MANY A SLIPThe Daily Maroon has always taken a paternalinterest in the other campus publications. It isonly natural therefore, that we rally to the de¬fence of our sister publication, the Phoenix.Sticklers for accuracy on campus will be in¬clined to criticize the periodical for its slightlyrash action in attempting to “expose” Rabelaiswhen the complete facts were not known.But there is nothing serious in this. It wouldbe an extreme injustice to accuse the Phoenix ofbeing indiscreet or unwise in announcing as afact something that was only half a truth. Any¬one who would take the Phoenix to task for mak¬ing such a trivial slip, is too perfect to be human.1 he item is not important enough to warrantmore than passing notice.After all, college is the place to make mistakes,and we re all in college.—H. P. H.The Traveling BazaarBy RABELAISA CIRCULATION BUILDEhNow it comes out. True to his public, yourmuch-beloved Rabelais, always first with the lat¬est, is telling all. A1 you little kiddies and kid-dielets out there wanted to know. And your hum¬ble sei*vant is kind-hearted and soft-hearted, sohe is spilling the beans. For your further edifica¬tion may Rabelais, the great circulation builder,inform you that, true to his promise in his firstcolumn, his name will always be Rabelais. Un¬to Eternity! We salute ourself, noble creaturethat we art, and we salute you. You that havebeen so patient during this trying period ofanonymity. But as we have said, you will neverknow us. For you see, my ducklings, we,Rabelais, are much too complex and intricate apersonality for anyone to completely understand.Again, we salute ourself. Good old Rabelais.• • •PromotionalREAD THE TRAVELLING BAZAARThe only humorous writing in University of ;Chicago Publications except for Hudson’s edi- jtorials.*THEY THOUGHT THEY KNEW:BUT THERE WERE TWOSingly we have been hounded these weeks.Together we have been pestered. BUT ONLYTWO PEOPLE HAVE CONSISTENTLY AC¬CUSED BOTH OF US OF WRITING THISCOLUMN. Let honor fall where honor is due.greenleaf watched us writing it and didn’tcatch on. . . .neither did watson nor parker norsolf nor ford. . . .sandman caught us writing itbut was easily thrown off the scent. . . .richard- 'son still doesn’t know who put her name incaps. . . .we’d like to find that dirty dog our¬selves. ... elliott thought it was mean of cut-right to say nasty things about her andelston swore he’d kill the dirty dog that wroteit. .. .oh oh here he comes. . . .the freshmen fe- 'males were sore at the play we gave mary jane ^Stevenson and she thought olin sethness wrote itbecause he said her hair was red and we saidit was carrot-colored. . . .the dekes saw us lockourselves in the library every day and still be¬lieved that we were working on comment....ebert said it couldn’t be us because it was toolousy.... flatterer the phi psis thought itwas anybody o’donnell told them it was. . . .andwill told them a lot of people. . . .the psi u boysfinally found one of the brothers who could ,read the column to them and then they got towondering about this guy rabelaisse toohoerr thought he knew but he only knew thehalf of it. . . .we accused cutright of writing itso much that he finally got to wondering wheth¬er he was and didn’t know it himself. . . .hymanpestered us but he wasn’t sure....and neitherwere you. . . .but harden and o’donnell guessedit right off the bat and because they acted likegentlemen about it, we admitted our sin tothem. . . .the laurel leaf to “put’’ and “will’’. . . .they can split it between them. . . .* * mTOMORROW IS YOUR TURN“Let every dog have his day.” Tomorrow isyour’s. In brief, Thursday is contributors’ day,and tomorro%y is Thursday. So, come one, comeall and give us the benefit of that trenchant andbitter satirical wit that we know lurks in every |cloister and in every nook and cranny of every jbrain. Simply address your outbursts of genius |to Rabelais, care of The Daily Maroon. I* * Iyoo hoo, public “There's nothing tough about my throat. that'swhy I smoke Did Golds says^a^e^THE OLD BIRD FLITS TODAYTO ITS FAVORITE HAUNTSCinny Eyssell pulls out the boid and gives (sells)you the treat of your life in the first regular issueof our pride and joy, yourPHOENIXSTAPLETON tells all about what a great teamwe have in “FOOT BALL SITCHAYSHUN”.“Agitation” REESE thumbs his nose at theNAZIS in “NAZO GOOD NAZI STORIESS”.THOMAS raises hell with the administration in“I SHOT MY DEAN”. FAIRBANK grazes thefrosh in “FRESHMAN ORIENTATION”. AND“HOOT” BLOCK brings his premature All-Amer¬ican Football Team to you In “FOOTBALLFRAME-UP”.THIS ISNT ALLThis is only a fraction of what is in store for you.CAMPUS COSScotch-grain brogues, oxford jaciks, dark brown snap-brim hat (s(k bands)—it’s practically the uni^)rm for Fall. And Stetson has the. Snap the brim down. Mould the cr(taste. Right for that week-endDAILY MAROON SPORTSWEDNESDY, OCTOBER 17, 1934 Page ThreeVITALIZED MAROONSGAN BEAT INDIANASAYS SHAUGHNESSY Phi Psi, Z. B. T., Psi U.Win Intramural ContestsBartlett May Toss Passesif Hoosier Ends HaltRunning PlaysConfident that the Maroon footballteam is strong: enoujjh to add anotherconference victory Saturday in itspame with Indiana on Stapp fieldSaturday, if it plays its best, CoachClark .Shauphnessy is concerned most¬ly with makinp sure that the Chicapoplayers come up to their capabilities.Shauphnessy expects some stiff op¬position from the Hoosiers and hedoesn’t want his team surprised,I.ndiana’s powerful line, whichwill have an even bipper weipht ad-vantape over the Maroon forwardsthan Michipan did, and two compe¬tent Indiana ends, Antonini andSchilawski, who will do a better jobof stoppinp Chicapo’s wide plays thanthe Wolverines, may force Chicagoto take to the air.Bartlett Passes WellNeil Bartlett, who tossed the passto Baker that enabled Chicapo tomake its first touchdown last week,may shine more as a passer than arunner this week. Bartlett pets bet¬ter distance and accuracy than anymember of the backfield, includingJay Berwanper, and his passes areeasy to catch.In anticipation of difficulties inpaining through Indiana’s line which(lid so well against Temple last week,Shauphnessy is working up the de¬ceptive plays that he held in re.servein the .Michigan game. These playsare designed to shake Bej-wanper andBartlett loose, and if they workagainst the Hoosiers there will besome sptH.-tacular scoring on theStapp field gridiron Saturday.Tricky Indiana OffenseIndiana itself has something trickyin the way of offense, as the fresh¬men are demonstrating to the varsity.The .Maroon team is having some dif¬ficulty solving the {wssibilities inher¬ent in the McMillan “five man back-field’’ shift, and so there will be an¬other defensive workout as a result.The ends, up to last week the weak¬est part of the Maroon aggregation,.seem to have been strengthenedenough by the addition of Ralph Bal-fanz and Bill l,.anpley that CoachShauphnessy is si)endinp most of histime converting ends to other posi¬tions. Bob Perretz is back at runningguard to stay while John Womer hasbeen shifted to tackle and GordiePeterson has become Captain EllPatter.son’s relief man at center.At the usual Tuesday open prac¬tice session, the Maroons ranthrough signals, but did not show thevisitors any of the deceptive offen¬sive that they have in store for theHoosiers Saturday. TODAY’S GAMESField IV at 3.—Delta Kappa Ep¬silon vs. Phi Sigma Delta.Field I at 4—Sigma Chi vs. BetaTheta Pi.Field II at 4—Phi Kappa Sig vs.Alpha Delta Phi.Field III at 4—Chi Psi vs. SigmaNu.Field IV at 4—Phi Beta Delta vs.Alpha Sigma Phi.Led by the remarkable catchingRifle Team IsOrganized, After10-Year Lay-OffAfter a discontinuance of tenyears, it now seems inevitable thatthe University rifle team will soontake up its position as a strong Uni¬versity activity. J. Kornfeld, presi¬dent of the club, has announced ameeting of all interested students,which will be held Thursday, at 8 onthe rifle range of the west stand ofStagg field. Other members of thegroup are: Dr. A. Noe, vice-presi¬dent, Brad Wiles, secretary, Roberi.Kriz, treasurer, and Russ Wiles, exec¬utive officer.The extensive plans of the organ¬ization, which w'ill be discussed atthe meeting, will include local com¬petition during the autumn quarter,turkey shoots for Thanksgiving andChristmas, and contests with otherBig Ten schools during the springquarter.Wiles Is ChampionWith a squad built around the abil¬ity of Brad Wiles, who was a mem¬ber of the International Dewar teamthat won the small-bore champion¬ship, the team will also l)e aided bythe cooperation of members of theUniversity faculty. Several men,many of them well known shots, haveprofessed the willingness to coach theboys. Martin Freeman, associate pro-fe.ssor of Business, te.sted rifles dur¬ing the war. During this period Noe,an officer in the club, trained marks¬men at the University. C. J. Cham¬berlain, professor emeritus of Bot¬any, is a shot of note. Carl Henrik-son, also of the School of Business,was a member of the team that wonthe A. E. F. Roumanian trophy.Other men, most of them from thethirty rifle clubs of the city, haveprofessed an interest.GOLF CALL ISSUED ;ANDERSON TO STARTPRACTICE NEXT WEEKWrestlers Engage inPreliminary Boutsfor Winter SeasonGrunts and groans are being hearddaily from the ba.sement of Bartlettgymnasium where Coach Spyros K.V’orres is putting his matmen throughpreliminary workouts for the comingseason. Although most of the heavyweights are out for football, all theother classes are represented amongthe men who have reported thus far.Captain Norm Howard, ElmerKracke, and a number of others fromlast year’s squad should furnish thefoundation for the team this year.Coach Vorres will receive to his dailyworkouts anyone interested in wrest¬ling whether or not he has had anyformer experience. Kyle Anderson, coach of the golfteam, yesterday issued a call to allcandidates for the varsity squadnext spring. Men who are interestedwill leave their names and Univei’sityaddresses at the desk in the office ofBartlett gym by Friday of this week.Last year’s varsity players and fresh¬man numeral winners are especiallyincluded in this invitation.If the favorable weather holds outthe squad will meet next week forpractice. From this fall workout andthe intra-squad matches which he willrun. Coach Anderson hopes to get afairly through line on his talent be¬fore the opening of the season nextspring.Ed Mauermann and Burt Young,number one and two men, respective¬ly, last spring, are no longer inschool. Anderson is counting on EdBoehm, Dick Dorsey, and. Ed Bakerto form the nucleus of his team alongwith several good sophomores.Bartlett Peterson, end on the Ma¬roon football team this fall, held theCalifornia state championship fornow born babes until he was 10 yearsago. He weighed 14% pounds atbirth....He finally was beaten by a16 pound upstart from the northernpart of the state. Students Learn TwistService in Net ClassesCLASSIFIED ADSTwo 10 week courses. Pi'ivate. 1.German Grammar. 2. German Con¬versation. Inquire Daily MaroonBusiness Office.RUSSIAN by native expert. AlsoFrench, German, Latin. Phone HydePark 3856. Despite a lull in the activities ofhis varsity prospects, Coach I^onnieStagg’s other tennis forces are goingabout it in a more determined fash¬ion than ever.With over 100 University studentsin his tennis classes, Lonnie is nowteaching the boys the American twistservice. This serve, which to the nettyro seems very good but at the sametime unattainable for himself, is oneof the basic offensive powers of thegame. Combining a maximum of topspin with a lot of side swerve, thisservice, given correctly, does more tothe ball than merely putting it inplay. of forward passes by Chuck Smith,Phi Kappa Psi yesterday ran overDelta Upsilon in the first half of theirgame yesterday to win 36-7. ZetaBeta Tau chalked up a victory overthe Phi Delt seconds, scoring 13points to the Phi Delt’s 0. The PsiU. II team also counted a 13 to 0win against Lambda ChL-Alpha.Marring the board for the firsttime this year, two houses failed tohave teams on hands for their games.Kappa Sigma forfeited to Phi DeltaTheta, and Pi Lambda Phi defaultedto Psi Upsilon.Although they were completelyoverwhelmed in the first half of theirgame with Phi Psi, Delta Upsilonrallied in the second period to holdtheir own. The six Phi Psi touch¬downs were made oy Smith (2),Hathaway, Boehm, Dorsey, and EIJCarr made the only D. U. touch¬down, and Bob Shallenberger hungup the extra tally.Livingston PassesKutner and Gottschalk turned infine games in the Zeta Beta Tau frayagainst Phi Delta Theta II, scoringthe first and second touchdowns, re¬spectively. Livingston did some goodpassing for Z. B. T., heaving the ballwhen Kutner crossed for touchdownand extra point. Kutner tossed toGottschalk for the other count.John Robertson and John Frankelwere the outstanding men on thePhi Delt team.The touchdowns in the 13 to 0 vic¬tory of the Psi Upsilon second teamover Lambda Chi Alpha w'ere madeby Ed Sibley and Henry Miller.Miller kicked the extra point. Dy-strop, a track man, was the outstand¬ing player for the Lambda Chi’s.Sixty thousand gallons of waterare poured on the University of Mich¬igan football field every 24 hours tomake certain there will be plenty olgreen grass. BASKET SQUADSTARTS FALLDRILLS EARLYAlthough most of the basketballsquad are either working or out forfootball, a few of the varsity andsome freshmen have been spendingtwo hours a day for the last weekgetting in shape for the coming sea¬son. Most of the time has been spentin shooting baskets and practicingfundamentals under the supervision of Coach Nels Norgren.The varsity men who have report¬ed thus far are Bob Eldred, WallyDuvall, erstwhile foreward from lastyear’s freshman squad, and DickDorsey. A number of yearlings showpromise of becoming varsity caliber.These greenshirts include Bob Fitz¬gerald, Paul Amundsen, and Gordon.All the first year men are lanky andof a type well suited to a basketballfloor, combined with shooting eyesthat direct their shots through thehoops.TUMEBrowndark slacks,like black bands)sity uniformyou want. Snapto your taste. jacket,(someuniver-hatcrowntoo.THK STETSON BANTAMTHE STETSON PLAYBOYOTHER STETSONS $6 AND UPJohn B. Stetson CompanyYeah! I know they’ve got a biggerhouse, a bigger mortgage, and a football captain,but one of our brothers has a FORD V*8Your Ford Dealer for the University Communityj. A. LAVERY MOTOR CO.6127 Cottage GroveMid. 5300 Woodworth’sforBOOKSFICTION—Burnett—Goodbye to thePast—$2.50.Chase—Mary Peters —$2.50.Gibbs—Rivers Glide On—$2.50.O’Brien — Best ShortStories—$2.50.Stone—Lust For Life—$2.50.Suckow—The Folks —$3.00.NON-FICTION-Wallace—New Frontiers—$2.00.Hoover — Challenge toLiberty—$1.75.T. V. Smith — BeyondConscience—$3.00.Russell—Freedom versusOrganization—$3.50.Judd—Education and So¬cial Process—$2.00.Case—Makers of Chris-tianty—$2.00.Dewey—A Common-wealth—$1.50.NEW SECOND EDITIONPrice $20.00Websters NewInternationalA New Creation!The scope and com¬pleteness of the materialin this book make it asource of information onevery subject in thewhole range of humanknowledge. Completelynew. 600,000 entries—-greater by 122,000 thanany comparable diction¬ary. Magnificent platesin color and half tone.3,300 pages, all new.Just off the press. Cost$1,300,000.00.WESBTERSCOLLEGIATEThe Best AbridgedDictionary106,000 EntriesPriced $3.50-$5.00-$7.50BOOK BARGAINS!Aathur G. 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KOSTELANETZ ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS8 P. M. (C. S. T.) —COLUMBIA NETWORKSUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROON $2—1 1 ! 1 (1Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER I/, 1934OFFER CAMPUS FREEVACCINE TO AID INPREVENTION OF COLDSWith the season of prevalent coldsnot far off, students and facultymembers who are susceptible to theillness will be glad to learn that theHealth Service is offering to furnishvaccine to them without charge. Fif¬ty-five persons have already startedtaking the treatment.All that is necessary to take ad¬vantage of the offer is for the patientto present himself at the office forthe vaccine, which he sprays in hisnose every evening for three weeks.Though miraculous results are notpromised all who follow this regime.Dr. Dudley Reed, director of theHealth Service, states that “the vac¬cine has been used in the Nose andThroat clinic here for the past twoyears with sufficiently good resultsto make us believe that it w’ill proveefficient in a large percentage ofcases.”Another great advance made bythe Health Service, perhaps thegreatest since its opening, is the in¬stallation of a fluoroscope, by meansof which early discovery of tuber¬culosis may be made. Required aspart of the medical exam for enter¬ing students, examination by thismachine is soon to be made availableto the University body for rechecksas well as for first exams. Social Science IIHolds Field Tripto Slum DistrictAs an aid in the study of the cityfrom a sociological standpoint, theSocial Science department is con¬ducting for the benefit of the stu¬dents in the second year surveycourse of that division the first of anumber of field trips Saturday morn¬ing. The proposed excursion is a twoand one-half hour journey throughthe Chicago slum area.The trip will start at nine fromthe front of the University Book¬store, 5802 Ellis avenue, where buss¬es will meet students going on thetrip, and will continue north w'estalong Halsted street, by Maxw^ellstreet, and west of the Chicago river.The busses are expected to return tothe Bookstore by 11:30.Students planning to take the tripare asked to see Earl Johnson, in theSocial Science department, as soonas possible in order that a sufficientnumber of busses may be ordered.Mr. Johnson’s office is in Cobb 308A.If the busses are not completely filledafter the students in Social Scienceill have signed up, the excursion willbe thrown open to the members ofthe first year survey course. Theprice for the complete trip is 60cents. ASSOCIATION OFUNIVERSITIES TOHOLD CONVENTIONRepresentatives of all the largeAmerican universities will be on cam¬pus next w'eek from Thursday to Sat-day, when the American Associationof Universities holds its 1934 meet¬ing here. iArrangements for the meetinghave been made by a University ofChicago committee acting under theassociation secretary from Yale.Dean Gordon J. Laing, Humanities,headed this committee and was as¬sisted by Dean Henry G. Gale, Physi¬cal Sciences, Dean Robert Redfieldand Dean Donald Slesinger, SocialSciences, Dean Frank R. Lillie, Biol- jogy, and Charles H. Judd. Headquar-1ters for the Association will be Jud- Ison Court. (The University will act as host to ithe delegates at a luncheon on Oc-1tober 26 at the Quadrangle club. Onthe same night a dinner will be givenfor them at the South Shore Countryclub.This association meets annuallyat various universities of the coun¬try to discuss problems of the uni¬versities. Last year the meeting tookplace at Princeton. Edna Millay PublishesNew Poetry Collection;Plans to Visit CampusOf especial interest, particularlybecause of yesterday’s announcementof the author’s proposed visit to |campus, is the news that Edna St.Vincent Millay, famed poetess, ishaving a new collection of poems pub¬lished.The work, to be entitled “Winefrom these Grapes,” was to havebeen released at the end of thismonth. However the publication datehas been postponed until November8, four days before Miss Millay’sscheduled lecture.Limited editions priced at $50 forone group and at $25 for anotherare now being ordered. The regularfirst edition for trade will retail attwo dollars and only 25 persons willhave the opportunity of getting oneof these.EVANS ORGANIZESNEW VOCAL GROUPPLEDGINGToday on theQuadrangles Prof. George D. Strayer, of Co¬lumbia, advocates the creation of afederal department of education witha subsidy of $500,000,000. Chi Psi announces the pledging ofEugene Thompson of Santa Ana,California and of Joseph Stephenson, jPaul Luckhardt, and Edward Bryant jof Chicago. i Undergraduates interested in vocalwork may now apply to Mack Evans,assistant professor of Music and di¬rector of the chapel music, who isorganizing a double quartet of both !men and women. Altos and second !basses are particularly needed.All applicants are requested tocome to the choir office on the secondfloor of Mitchell Tower, from 11:00to 1:00 and from 3:00 to 4:00, or byappointment, today, tomorrow, andFriday . Eldna St. Vincent Millayspeaks on campusNov. 12thHer New Book“Wine From These Grapes”appears Nov. 8thSpeak for your copy in advance. We maystill be abel to get you a firstedition.The U. of C. Bookstore58th and EllisThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Henry Kelley. Assistants: GeorgeSchustek and Sidney Outright.ReligionProfessor McNeill, Joseph Bondchapel at 12.Lecture“Revolution in Spain.” Harold Kel¬so. Social Science 302 at 3:30. Uni¬versity Socialist club.Miscellaneous“The Nationalization of Mun¬itions.” Debate Union. Reynolds clubat 7:45.Chorus tea. Y. W. C. A. room ofIda Noyes at 4. “Dido” movies at4:15.Les Escholiers, French club. Intei'-national house at 3:30. M. Nitzi pre¬siding.El Circulo Espanol, Spanish club.Alumnae room of Ida Noyes at 4.Transfer group. Ida Noyes sunpar-lor at 3:30.Avukah. Ida Noyes library at3:30. “Israel’s Greatest Poets.” Dr.G. George Fox.Pegasus. Alumnae room of IdaNoyes at 12.Pi Delta Phi. Wicker room of IdaNoyes at 3.Social dancing class. Ida Noyestheater at 7:30.MERRIEENGLAND“Most Excellent Village”N. Y. TimesOLD GLOBETheatreShakespeare HourlyAfternoons — 25cEvenings — 35cContinuous Free Shows• Queen Elizabeth Pageant• Ruth Pryor and Ballet• Royal English Circus• George Devron’s Orchestra