Wmt Bmlp ilUiroonVol 35. No. II UNIVERISTY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. OCTOBER 16. 1934 Price Three Cents22 CHOSEN TOWOMEN'S COUNCILBY FEeATIONCroups to Elect Officersat First MeetingFriday at 12Twenty-two freshman women {raincampus prominence today with theannouncement by the Federation{rroups of their election to the Fresh¬man Women’s Council.The new’ members are as follows:Jane Adams, Hyde Park hijrh school;Mar{ruerite Alberti, Red Lodfre, Mon¬tana; Beatrice Bosson, Hirsch hi{rhschool; Bonnie Breternita, NorthPlatt, Nebraska; Evalina Gamble,Morgan Park high school; Mary Let-ty Green, University high school;Beatrice ' Hall, University highschool; Charme Lee How’ard, HydePark high school; Mary Johnstone,University high school; Celests Ko-bak, Senn high school; Milada Kor-inik, Kenwood-Iioring school; Char¬lotte Marschak, Austin high school;Eleanor Melander, Hyde Park highschool; Sarah Pearlman, ClevelandHeights, Ohio; Frances Protheroe,Hyde Park high school; TeddySchmidt, University high school;Yvonne Sinkler, Crystal Lake, Illi¬nois; Shirley Sondel, Parker highschool; Helen Strong, Hempstead,New York; Beatrice Washburne,North Shore Country Day School;and Margaret Wilson, Princess Ann,Maryland.Election by MembersThe election of members by theFederation groups was introducedthis year as a fairer means of repre¬sentation and was brought about bypast complaints of favoritism. Priorto this year. Federation had appoint¬ed the members on the basis of theirhigh school records and upon the rec¬ommendation of their group leader.s.The first meeting of the new coun¬cil will be held Friday at 12 in thenorth room of Ida Noyes hall. AlbertaAnnon, president of last year’s Coun¬cil, will preside and supervise theelection of the Council’s officers. Anadvisory council made up of upper¬classmen will meet with the newcouncil and consists of Betty Ellisand Roxanne Lambie as members oflast year’s council, and Jean Prus-sing, as advisor from Federation andB. W. 0.Later on in the year, the Fresh*man Women’s Council will elect twomembers to an executive Board, whichwill also be composed of two menelected from the Freshman Men’sCouncil, and two sophomore men andwomen. This Board will superviseand plan all mixed social events forfreshmen. Another function assumedby the Council this year is the form¬ation of hobby groups. Send Questionnaireto All OrganizationsThe presidents of all student or¬ganizations that were recognizedlast year by the University willreceive a questionnaire this weekwhich they must fill out and re¬turn to the office of the Dean ofStudents if they wish to be recog¬nized again this year.Data required includes the typeand purpose of the organization,the number and qualifications ofthe members, and the names ofthe officers. Groups which do notreply will be considered inactiveand may not have the use of Uni¬versity rooms nor bulletin boards.Any new’ organizations whichwish to be recognized may do soby presenting a request at the of¬fice of the Dean of Students andfiling copies of the constitutionand other necessary information. SRECT NOTED POETAS FIRST SPEAKERFOR MOODY SERIESi Edna St. Vincent Millay toI Give Initial Talk onNovember 12 DEAN WORKS LEAVESTO DESERVE GERMANEDUCATION SYSTEMORGANIZE UNIVERSITYDERATE SQUAD FORDIG TEN DISCUSSIONSFirst attempts to organize theUniversity Union debate squad forthe fall quarter will be made Thurs¬day afternoon at 3:30 at which timeall students interested in interschol¬astic engagements will meet to con¬sider the Big Ten debate question itw’as announced yesterday by the De¬bate council. The place of the meet¬ing will be determined at the UnionI meeting Wednesday evening.The question under considerationby the Big Ten is, “Resolved, Thatthe Federal government should adoptthe policy of equalizing educationalopportunity by means of annualgrants to the several states for pub¬lic and elementary education.’’ TheUnion, however, has several otherquestions which will discussed laterin the year.Fall quarter debates will be con¬fined to a period from November 20to December 10. Schools who signifytheir desirability of meeting the I*ni-versity at this time will be consid¬ered. Actual team work will beginimmediately. Invitations have beenreceived and accepted for winterquarter contests from American uni¬versity in Washinjrton, D. C., Wil¬liam and Mary, University of Ha¬waii, and University of Missouri.“Should the American Flag be dis¬played in the University Chapel’’ willbe the subject for the Union weeklyforum held Wednesday in Reynold’sClub, room A at 7:45. Leaders fordiscussion will be selected from theUniversity Chapel council and na¬tionalistic organizations. A Sym¬posium on the Nazi situation will beheld next week with John Barden andMary Gilson as speakers. Edna St. Vincent Millay, the cele¬brated poetess, will open the 18thseason of lectures sponsored by theWilliam Vaughn Moody foundationwhen she speaks on campus on Mon¬day, November 12.In her talk Miss Millay will givereadings from her own publishedworks. Regarded as this generation’sleading lyricist, she has displayedher talent in such collections of verseas “Second April” and “The Harp-Weaver and Other Poems.” Her firstpublished poem and the one by whichshe is best-known to many, “Ren-escence,” will probably be includedin her program.Noted SpeakersIn past years this lecture serieshas brought to campus many notedpersons. There have appeared heresuch outstanding characters as Ellery Sedgwick, editor of the AtlanticMonthly, Norman Angell, author ofthe book “The Great Illusion,” Pro-j fessor Felix Frankfurter of the Har-j vard Law school, Alfred Northj Whitehead, distinguished philosopher,f and Henry R. Luce, editor of Time.Although definite dates have notbeen settled for the remainder of thisyear’s speakers, promise is made thatthey will be equally as attracting. Thelectures possess the added advantageof being free to students at the Uni¬versity, who may procure tickets ofadmission at the Information officein the Press building.Further interest in Miss Millay’scoming to campus lies in the factthat she won the Pulitzer prize in1922 for “The Harp-Weaver,” title-poems of an afore-mentioned work.Everything that the poetess touchesseems transformed and heightened. Will Spend Two Months inStudy of Curricula in1 5 InstitutionsDean WorksInterclub Council Explains RushingRegulations for/Freshman WomenBy MARY McKENZlEFor some time freshman womenhave wondered just what all theseteas and luncheons mean, and whatrules govern club rushing; so todaythe Maroon is publishing these rulesin order that no club girl or rasheeshall misunderstand them.Each club is allowed one luncheona week. This luncheon must be Dutchtreat and every freshman shouldrealize, that when she accepts an in¬vitation to lunch with a club, it iswith that understanding. On daysother than the regular club luncheonnot more than two club women mayCHAPEL COUNCILWhether the American flag shoulde displayed in University chapelervices was the subject for heatedrgument at a meeting of the Uni-ersity chapel council Sunday. It wasxplained by Charles W. Gilkey, deanf the Chapel, that the flag had beenntroduced for purposes of addingolor to the services and not for “pa-riotic” motives. The flag had been•laced below the symbols of religionnd not on a par. The final vote was' for, 11 against, and 11 undecidedn the continuation of the flag dis¬play. have lunch with a freshman womanIn addition to the regular weeklyluncheon each club may give one af¬ternoon affair a month such as bridgeand tea. Club women are permittedto drive freshmen to and from theseaffairs if they so desire, however,more than tw’o club girls with a fresh¬man, at times other than the regularluncheon and tea, is considered rush¬ing.One Dance a QuarterDuring this quarter there is alsoone dance given by each club. Thismay be formal or informal accordingto the club’s wishes. At the beginningof next quarter there is one week ofintensive rushing. Every club mayhave during this week one functiona day consisting of one cozy, une ,iii-formal party, final dinner which isgiven by every club on Saturdaynight, and Dutch treat luncheons onthe days when one of the above doesnot take place. The invitations of allclubs for this final week of rushingmust be sent out together.No freshman woman should enterinto any agreement to pledge untilthe time set by Inter-club Council. Inorder that freshmen may get accurateinformation about club dues, activ¬ities, fees, etcetera, the Maroon ispublishing a review of the women’sclubs. These reviews will appear eachweek on Tuesday and Thursday. Add Three NewMembers to LawQuarterly StaffThree additions to the Board ofthe Law Review were announced yes¬terday by Edward H. Levi, editor-in-chief. The new members are BenRagir, Herman DeKoren, and DaleAllen Letts.New members of the Board arechosen by the Board and have to beapproved by the Dean of the Lawschool, Harry A. Bigelow. Scholasticachievements are considered in select¬ing them, and failure to maintain aprescribed average results in mem¬bers being dropped from the Board.The rest of the Board of the LawReview, consisting of 25 members,were selected at the close of thespring quarter. It consists of: Ed¬ward H. Levi, editor-in-chief; EarlF. Simmons, notes and recent caseseditor; Sidney Zatz, notes and recentcases editor; Joseph T. Zoline, legis¬lation and administration v.ditor; andRobert B. Shapiro, ousiness editor.Other members of the Board areAmo Becht, Max Cahill, Samuel Eis-enberg .William Louis Flacks, Wil¬liam Forrester, Eugene Foster, Leon¬ard Hartenfeld, George L. Herbol-sheimer, Telford Hollman, JosephLaub, Frank E. Lee, Leonard Nier-man, Herbert Fortes, Mischa Rubin,Bernard Sang, Jerome S. Wald, Al¬vin Zimmerman. George Allen Works, dean of Stu¬dents, is leaving the University atnoon today on a temporary leave ofabsence, on whichhe will study thecontemporary edu¬cational programin Germany. Dea».Works will sailfrom New Yorktomorrow at mid¬night on the S. S.New York and willarrive at Ham¬burg next week.The study willbe conducted un¬der the auspicesof the Deutscher Akademischen Aus-tauschdienst, and observations will bemade at approximately 15 educationalinstitutions. Dean Works has notbeen informed as to his complete itin¬erary, but he will visit Hamburg,Berlin, Stuttgart, and Drosselweg.Various aspects of the whole edu¬cational curriculum will be studied,and particular emphasis will be giv¬en to the gymnasia, institutions whichare comparable to eight years ofstudy in Americaii, schools and in¬clude work as duvanced as that ofjunior colleges. The gymnasia curri¬culum follows four years of study inthe universities.The methods of selecting studentsto enter the various schools will bestudied and considerable time will bedevoted to the youth work camps,which have been incorporated intothe nazi educational system.< Dean Works will spend approxim-i ately two months in Germany makinghis observations and will sail froniHamburg December 13 on the S. S.Deutschland. He will arrive at NewYork on December 21.Reveal Identityof Rabelais inOctober PhoenixWENDT APPOINTEDFEDERATION MEMBERKay Wendt has been appointed thenew junior member of Federation toreplace Jeanette Cardozo, who did notreturn to the University this year.Miss Wendt will become the secretaryof Federation.Kay is a member of Chi Rho Sig¬ma, president of the Racket Club,and women’s singles champion intennis at the University.The appointment was made byFederation and was approved by theDean of Student’s Office and theBoard of Women’s Organizations.The four other junior members are:Jean Prussing, Alice Johnson, Vir¬ginia Carr, and Ruth Raney. Exposure of Rabelais is finally tobe made .No longer will the authorof the Traveling Bazaar be able towalk unrecognized ( or even unas¬saulted) about the campus. For thePhoenix promises to disclose his iden¬tity in Hs October issue, to go on saletomorrow.Dedicating the nuirrDer to the vic¬tory of last Saturday, the staff hasincluded such interesting features as“Football Tangle-up,” a full page ofcaricatures of the players, and “Foot¬ball Frameup” by Hal Block.Other attractions are stories byHenry A. Reese, Harry Kalven, Dex¬ter Fairbanks, and Bill Stapleton.Anecdotes under the titles of “NaziStories’ ’and “Century of ProgressStories” furnish additional humor.Supplanting the old custom, “The¬ater,” will be “Back Stage and OutFront” by Georg Mann. The usualfeatures such as “Wax and Wave,”“Ink Pot-Pourri,” and “Fashions,”and “Books” will be found in the is¬sue also.Clubgirls who wish to sell copiesof the magazine are asked to meet infront of Cobb hall at 8 tomorrowmorning. This will carry on the us¬ual method of distributing the Phoe¬nix.NEW FRENCH CLUBMEETS TOMORROWAny one interested in French is in¬vited to attend the first meeting of“Les Echoliers,” to be held tomorrowat 3:30 at International house. Wil¬liam A. Nitze, professor and chair¬man of the department of RomanceLanguages and Literatures, will pre¬side. The French consul, M. ReneWeiller, will welcome members.The club, named after a theatricalclub in Paris, has a threefold pur¬pose: (1) to encourage conversation;(2) to read plays at each meeting;and (3) to give one or two playsduring the year. After the first meet¬ing, the club will meet on the firstand third Wednesdays of each month. Announce Interviewsfor Journalism ClassAll men who are enrolled in TheDaily Maroon journalism class arerequired to report to CharlesHoerr, managing editor, in Lex¬ington 15, today. Interviews willbe held beginning at 2:30.It was also announced yesterdaythat there are still several posi¬tions open on the business staff tofreshmen. Those intere.sted areurged to see William O’Donnelltoday in the Daily Maroon Busi¬ness office.The Board of Control also an¬nounced that sophomores not onthe staff may gain positions bythe same procedure as enteringstudents.Sophomores desiring work onthe business staff will go througha period of training similar tofreshmen.KAPPA NU BECOMESINACTIVE; PI LAMSWILL OCCUPY HOUSE Pres. HutchinsThe University chapter of the Kap¬pa Nu fraternity has become tempo- jrarily inactive and .has given up the |house which it has occupied for the ^past six years at 5629 University iavenue. Pi Lambda Phi has leased 1Ithe house for the ensuing year. The |22 members of Kappa Nu who are |now on campus plan to re-organize |the active chapter at the beginning of ithe winter quarter. !The lease for the house, previouslyoccupied, expired this year, and, af¬ter some uncertainty and difficultyin finding a new house, the fraternityhas decided to become temporarilyinactive. No suitable building couldbe found near enough to campus forthis quarter, but negotiations havealready begun for a house on Wood-lawn avenue. This building or someother will be occupied during thewinter and spring.Kappa Nu’s inactivity during thefall period will necessitate relinquish¬ing its rushing privileges this quar¬ter, and it is probable that no socialfunctions will be during this period.Active rushing will be resumed inJanuary after a new chapter houseis found.The Pi Lambda Phi chapter, whichwill occupy the old Kappa Nu house,has given up its house located at 5310University avenue. This fraternityhas been handicapped for sometimeby the distance of its house from theUniversity campus, and effoi’ts andnegotiations have been made previ¬ously to obtain a suitable house whichwould not be so far away. The re¬moval to the new headquarters of thefraternity will be made about Novem¬ber 1. NEW POSITION FORHOTGHINSSEENASSTILL CERTAINPresident Spends Dayin Capital; ActionIs ExpectedThe possibility that President Rob¬ert Maynard Hutchins may receivean appointment to an important postin tlie New Dealremained a matterof speculation oncampus yesterday.As yet, no officiala n n 0 u n cementshave been forth¬coming from thepresident’s officeor from Wash¬ington to confirmthe reports thathave gained cir¬culation.President Hut¬chins spent theday in Washington yesterday, but itcould not be learned from officialsources whether any definite decisionconcerning the preferred govern¬mental position was expected as a re¬sult of his visit. He will return toChicago early today.Appointment Not AnnouncedDespite the statements in the met¬ropolitan newspapers over the week¬end that the report had received un¬official substantiation at the nation’scapital, the president’s office main¬tained its stand, taken earlier byPresident Hutchins, that any officialannouncement on the matter wouldhave to come from the White House.It was emphasized by Lawrence J.Schmidt, secretary to the president,that until such an announcement ismade the whole affair must be re¬garded as rumor.The nature of the position thatthe president may receive was notrevealed in any of the reports. Prev¬alent opinion is to the effect that anoffer of some key administrative postwill be necessary to draw the presi¬dent away from his office as head ofone of the country’s leading univer¬sities. Two possibilities foreseen arethe creation of a new position whichwould convey wide powers to thepresident as educational administra¬tor, or his appointment to one of thetop posts in the NRA structure.Would Form BureauIn connection with the former job.President Hutchins has been a con¬sistent advocate of the formation ofa new department of education ofmuch greater authority than thepresent bureau, with its head a mem¬ber of President Roosevelt’s cabinet.The other position was thought tobe chairman of the National LaborRelations board. President Hutchinswas head of the Chicago RegionalLabor board until last spring.Non-Partisan Independent CroupBacks Candidacy of T. V. SmithCandidacy of Professor T. V. Smithof the department of Philosophy forthe State Senate from the Hyde Park-Kenwood-Woodlawn district (FifthSenatorial District) shattered partylines last week through formation ofa non-partisan independent organiza¬tion behind his campaign.The non-partisan organization be¬hind Smith for state senator is madeup of business and professional menand women and educators promineniin that section of the city and in¬cludes Democrats and Republicans aswell as political independents.Noted for PrinciplesProfessor Smith, who is noted forhis championship of the principles ofrepresentative government on thelecture platform and in books andarticles, is the Democratic partycandidate. While a member of thatparty and with full support of theDemocratic organization, he has awide following in independent ranksand among South Siders nominallyconsidered Republicans.Charles E. Merriam, one-time Re¬publican candidate for Mayor ofChicago, is one of the members of thenewly-formed non-partisan groupboosting Smith. He is head of thepolitical science department at theUniversity.Others in the non-partisan group include Edwin R. Embree, directorof the Julius Rosenwald Foundation;George O. Fairweather, co-directorof the Joint Board for Real EstateValuation and well known for his ac¬tivity in behalf of tax relief for realestate owners; Henry R. Swanson,broker; James Weber Linn, professorof English at the University, Mrs.Geraldine Brown Gilkey.Backed AI SmithAlthough now running for the firsttime, T. V. Smith is not a newcomerin Chicago politics. During the 1928presidential campaign, he was a starorator in behalf of Alfred E. Smith.In 1932, Smith attracted considerableattention by his forceful speeches inbehalf of Franklin D. Roosevelt forpresident and Henry Horner forgovernor. At a Roosevelt mass meet¬ing arranged by Secretary of the In¬terior Ickes, Smith came close to“stealing the show” from U. S. Sena¬tor Hiram Johnson of California.THE WEATHERTuesday, October 16, 1934Increasing cloudiness and warmTnoerlnv. Prnh»?hlv showers at nightPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY. OCTOBER 16, 1934FOUNDED 1901^sociatgd golUfliate^1934 1935*-HAOUON WkSCOMSMTTie Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University Avenue.Editorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15; business office:Rooml5A^__Telephonw_^_Local_46_and_Hyde_Park_9221L_______Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents."Uie University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. .^11 opinions in TheDaily Maroon are stwient opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the poetoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not be responsible for returning any unsolicited maniucripu.Public letters should be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon, Lexington na*'. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 "'rds in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and ador^i**, which will be withheld if requested,Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON. Editor-in-chiefWILLIAM S. O'DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES \V. HOERR, Managing EditorWHLLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOW'ARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley Janet l-ewy William W. WatsonRalph W. NicholsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett StoreyNight Editor: Ralph W. NicholsonAssistants: Bracken and SnyderTuesday, October 16, 1934SELLING THE SYSTEMFraternity rushing at the University beginsagain today, but with less of the usual fanfarethan has attended it in the past two years of thedeferred system of pledging.While the situation is still much the same astwo years ago, there is evident a saner viewpointand attitude toward the problem of rushing. Frat¬ernity men are gradually learning that they havesomething in common, that they are part of asystem greater than one single house. While theidea is not clearly understood as yet, it is gradual¬ly sinking in.Unfortunately many chapters are still hangingon by the prestige of one or two men and thegrace of God. The inability on the part of thesechapters to realize that the old days are gone for¬ever and that Gamma Gamma Gamma is nolonger at the top of the heap, shakes the wholesystem. The inevitability of the deferred pledg¬ing plan for the time being is better understood,so that the houses are buckling down to work andmaking use of their experience under it.We are extremely pleased with the ideas of theInterfraternity Committee this year, which nolonger intends to act as policemen. This grouphas hit upon the fundamentally sound idea of sell¬ing the fraternity system as such, rather thancreating new sources of hatred and suspicion.This does not mean that the rules will not beenforced. They still stand on the books and willremain there. But a campaign of educationrather than coercion will be employed. A majorpart of this program consists in raising the generalstandard of the whole fraternity system and im¬pressing upon outsiders the value of this system.Houses that cannot or will not meet a high stand¬ard will be ignored, dropping into complete ob¬livion.It is the only thing that can be done. Toolong have the chapters at the University waitedfor rival houses to give up the ghost. This watch¬ful waiting is futile. The only alternative is toband together in the common cause.While much of this sounds idealistic, the factremains that fraternities, acting together, can ex¬ert a good and valuable influence on the Univer¬sity community. The first question raised bymany freshmen is not “Why should I join Gam¬ma Gamma Gamma?”, but “Why should I joinany fraternity?”In that light the Interfraternity Committee canact as a clearing house for propaganda for fra¬ternities, educating houses to the services theymay perform, the problems that they have incommon, and the methods that they must useto solve them.The Interfraternity Ball this year, for example,should be more than just another social function.It should be an enterprise supported by the fra¬ternity system as evidence of their cooperationwith each other. Other endeavors, sponsored bythe group as a whole might well be tried.The bugaboo of cooperative buying undoubt¬ edly will arise this year. If the Interfraternity iCommittee investigates the matter thoroughly, |with-holding judgment until complete data has jbeen assembled, this measure may be put into |effect. iInteresting prospective students in the Univer¬sity is a valuable service that fraternity men canperform: The efforts along this line have beenof little value thus far, since the project was be¬gun too late to accomplish any good. The ideastill must be sold to fraternity men.In short, fraternities are in a rut not only be¬cause of the depression, but because they areshort-sighted. They have been contented to sitback, confident that the tradition back of themwill keep them in existence. Such an attitude isimpossible. The new plan in education is here tostay. Why not a new plan for fraternities? —H. P. H.The Traveling Bazaar.By RABELAISDA TA TA TA TA TAHTHE CHAMPIOISIS OF THE WESTThe king is dead. Long live the king. Andevery dog has his day. Only the funny lookinglittle Maroon pup will probably have his day formany years to come. No longer does he haveto sneak furtively, with his head hung low andhis tail clutghed miserably between his legs, insearch of a secluded tree. No longer! Now hecan strut proudly to the brightest colored fire¬plug with the best of them! Thus a new con¬tender for the conference championship is bom.* « *AN INVITATIONAL CHALLENGEWe are betting our all on the greatest Maroonteam since 1924. Indiana comes next. We arewilling to bet almost any sum of money on thehome town boys at almost any odds with almostanyone and we will give you seven touchdowns.In addition to this we will discount half of thetouchdowns Bartlett and Berwanger make. Andit will still be like taking candy from a baby!To place one of these bets all you have to do isfind out who Rabelais is, prove to his satisfac¬tion that he is himself, and then try and catchhim. In the event that Rabelais is too fast foryou, bets may be placed through Howard Hud¬son, football bet broker extraordinary.(Indiana papers please copy)* • • .\FAVORS FOR THE BOYS“A cake, a cake! Our kingdom for a cake!”—Shakspere.It all goes to show that you can fool some ofthe people some of the time but sometimes someof the people don’t giveadamn whether you foolthem some of the time.It was back in the frosty autumn of '34 andSue Richardson lost a bet on a football game.As a result she had to bake a cake for the breth-ern of DKE. But seeing as how the footballteam was in training and couldn’t eat cake, shedidn’t have to make a very big one. But baKeit she did and eat it they did. But let Rabelaistel you the sad story of one William Dud Wat¬son who bit into his piece viciously, with acrunch-crunch and an ooop! he discovered thathe had been especially favored. For lo andbehold, there in his place, now in his mouth, wasa nice large screw-hanger, commonly used for 'the hanging of kitchen utensils, and only on rareoccasions for the choking of Cap and Gowneditors. Nice girl.Moral: It takes a wise man to outwit a half¬wit and a rolling stone gathers no moss and liveand let live; or, you buttered your bed, now liein it.«WE COME WE COMEWE COME WITH A SHOUT AND SONGin alpha delta phi. . . .in alpha delta phi. .. . 'poor little “knee-action” berwanger just had aThelluva time. .. .he spent the night. .. .but thatwasn’t all... . dodging in back of doors, pillarsand people all of whom wanted to glad-handtheir beloved “knee-action”. .. .have you an all-american in your home? but bartlett wassmart. .. .he went to a movie. .. .and as a re-suit his right hand is still normal size...halJames was feeling very good. . . .and made him¬self into a reception committee of one andgreeted all and sundry. . . .ben mann whisperedsweet nothings into peggy (“rabelais’ best girl”)tillinghast’s left ear. . . .while her d.ate dex fair-bank (al alpha delt) watched catching upon technique no doubt. . . .our old old frienajudy palmer. . . .a helluva good looking girl bythe light of the moon and by the way. . . .joinedthe ranks of the contenders for the most popularfreshman girl on the campus in fact, thatsuggests a contest. . . .rabelais get out the oldnotebook. . . .you bass, . . .but stevenson sensedcompetition and hopped into the fray kaytrees rested on a table. . . .and watched the kids. .. .watson let all the bers and gerls hev secha good time mit pet from veil.. .oh boy. . .sumfunn auld, merrifield and me intosh madeeverybody feel at home. .. .and having Torrainewatson back made it seem like old times. .. .andwe thought we saw betty cason too. . . .did we?helen wegg was there with phi psi phil wern-er who is incidentally getting right in there.w’ehope... nice boy phil.. .seriously,..• * «bye bye hutch? An OpenChallengeRealizing that all undergraduateactivity, intellectual or otherwise,must originate in Lexington hall asonly the publication leaders have theability and the initiative to carry onthe progress of this great Institution,the publications are hereby institut¬ing a much needed and far-reachingaddition to the activities of the cam¬pus.We, the collective staffs of thethree major and three minor publica¬tions which so gloriously carry onthe traditions of Lexington hall, havelong regarded with ill-concealed con¬tempt those less virile members ofthe species homo sapiens w’ho loungeabout conducting the lesser activitiesand bask in the reflected glory show¬ered upon them by the beneficientpublicity accorded them by the pub¬lications. In our magnaminity we willafford this inferior genius the oppor¬tunity to prove that it is not one withthe small purple flowers that bloomin the spring .We, therefore, do hereby challengeall other undergraduate activities,and especially the bilious Black-friars, the demented Dramatic Asso¬ciation, the simpering Social Commit¬tee, the impotent InterfraternityCommittee, the impossible IntramuralDepartment, the droopy Debaters,and feline Federation, to meet, and ifpossible defeat, the publications onthe touchball field.We are ready to form the activities league! Our team is ready! Are youready? Are you GAME?Signed:The Daily MaroonThe Cap and Gown’fhe PhoenixThe Student HandbookThe Student DirectoryCommentToday on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue: jRaymond Lahr. Assistants: Russell;Cox and John Ballenger.Music and ReligionEdwin Aubrey, professor of Chris¬tian Theology and Ethics. JosephBond chapel at 12.Services of the Christian Scienceorganization of the University. 1150 Lecture*“The Psychological Basis of theSocial Sciences. Intelligence In¬creases Through Social Cooperation.”Charles H. Judd, professor of Educa¬tion. Social Science 122 at 4:30.“Great Writers in the Latin Coun¬tries. The Renaissance. Rabelais.’Robert V. Merrill, assistant professorI of French. Fullerton hall. The Artj Institute at 6:45.Miscellaneou*Radio program: “Prosperity andDepression.” Stuart P. Meech, asso¬ciate professor of Finance. StationWJJD at 10.Radio program: Illinois PTA pro¬gram. WGN at 3:30.Meeting of the Calvert club forCatholic students. The library of IdtNoyes hall at 4.W. A. A. board meeting. Ida Noyesat 12.Achoth cozy. Ida Noyes at 2.Tarpon club tryouts. Sign in IdaNoyes locker room before noon.east 58th street at 7:30.Wyvern. Alumnae room Ida Noyesat 12.THREE MONTHS'COURSEFOR COLLEGE STUDENTS AND GRADUATISA thorough, intensivt, stenographic eourmstarting January 1, April 1, July 1, Octoharl,Interesting Booklet sent free, without obligatiam—write or phone. No solicitors employed.moserBUSINESS COLLEGEPAUL MOSER, J.D..PN.t.Regular Courses, open to High School GemS-uates ofUy. may he startedany Monday. Dayand Evening. Evening Courses open to men.116 S. Michigan Ave., Chicago, Randolph 434/ 3 Months* ShorthandCoursefor College Graduatesand UndergraduatesIdeal for Taking notes at college orfor spare-time or full time po.sitions,('las.ses .start the first of October.January. .April and July.Call, ziritc, or telephone State i8Rifor complete facts.The CRECC COLLEGE() X. Michigan .\ve. ChicagoMaroons to ClinchConference Championshipand theCAP AND GOWNonce more presents Maroon athletics to your memory!Seriously, you can not afford to be without thevivid, vital record of ths year’s Maroon eleven. . . .and this record is only available In theconference championship year bookThe Cap and Gown... .a word to the girls: the name, address,and phone number of each football hero. . . .as well as that of every other man—Is in theStudent Directorythese two come to you for the price of the Cap and Gown$2=DAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDY, OCTOBER 16, 1934 , ; i.i Page ThreeMaroon Gridmen UndergoRegular Practice Session DEKES TROUNCE PHIGAMMS, 44-0; BETASin Preparation for Indiana! WIN FROM SIGMA NUMichigan Game MarredOnly by Chicago’sFumblesBelieving his fine Maroon elevenfar from perfect and fearing a let- jdown if he gave them a rest, Coach jClark Shaughnessy ordered a regulartwo-hour drill yesterday. Numerousminor points of the varsity offenseand defense must be ironed out be¬fore the Hoosiers under Bo McMillincome to Stagg field Saturday. TheCrimson team after putting up apoor showing against Ohio State.seemed rehabilitated last Saturdaywhen they held Pop Warner’s strongTemple eleeven to a 6 to 6 tie.Probably the greatest fault whichthe Maroon team showed in their 27to 0 walkover of Michigan was theirmany fumbles, which, although theywere not costly, hindered the smooth¬running attack a number of times.This week much time will be spent inmaking the squad “ball-conscious” inorder to prevent excessive fumbling.Although the Maroons spent Satur¬day afternoon outplaying Michigan attheir own game in most respects, theChicago passing attack failed to clickexcept in one instance. With twogood passers on the team, Ned Bart¬lett and Jay Berwanger, much is tobe expected from an efficient passoffense. The open game, the flashiestpart of the Maroon play last year,should account for many pointsagainst the remaining opponents onthe schedule.No Major InjuriesAs the Maroon squad came out ofthe Michigan contest practically un¬scarred except for » slight leg injuryincurred by Tommy Flinn. no dras¬tic change.s are expected in the start¬ing lineup against the Hoosiers Sat¬urday. Bart Peterson seems to haveclinched a position for himself at oneend while Johnny Baker through his jpass-catching ability seems to be setat the other extremity of the line. At jthe tackles Tubby Wright and Babe |Bush will continue to display theircrashing defensive ability togetherwith guards Whiteside and Jordan,who will have able relief in Bob Per- TIME FOR DRAMASHORT WHILE THEGAME IS PLAYEDBy RALPH W. NICHOLSONImagination and appreciation ofthe dramatic seem to be qualitieslacking in the makeup of footballplayers if the results obtained by alittle discrete questioning after theMichigan game may be taken as ac¬curate.Jay Berwanger would not admitthat his part in a 43-yard dash to atouchdown was in any way differentfrom practice jaunts. The fact thatthe run was a part of a perfect playin which, happily, the number of menin the interference just equaled thenumber of would be tacklers, did notseem to designate anything specialto Jay. He would not let us thinxthat he even felt relieved when hesaw the safety man jacknifed byWells so that he could ontinue hisway to score untouched. Jay saysthat the team felt it would beatMichigan ’way last Sunday.Ned Bartlett, who shared in therout by means of two touchdowns,was similarly unimpressed by thedrama of his own performance. Fouiplays for 60 yards and a touchdownmeant just his job as a footballplayer. We facetiously suggest thatBartlett’s light-footed wanderingsthrough the Michigan team were in¬spired by his father’s cheerful offerof five dollars for each of Ned’stouchdowns.We hoped to find satisfaction fotour naive desire for the dramatic inthe line play so we asked Ell Patter¬son about it but received little ap¬peasing material there. Ell, it seems,was a bit upset about a kick landedon his head, so that at half time Mr.Shaughnessy had to slowly explainthat yes, Pat, we are playing Mich¬igan, and, no, Pat, this is a footballgame. GAMES TODAYAt Greenwood field at 3Phi Psi vs. Delta U. field 3Psi U. vs. Pi LamAt Greenwood field at 4Phi Delt vs. Kappa Sig field 3Z. B. T. vs. Phi Delt II field 2At Cottage Grove field at 4Lambda Chi vs. Psi U. II field 1.The highest score in the currenttouchball tournament was set lastFriday in the only Intramural gameplayed vhen Delta Kappa Epsilondefeated Phi Gamma Delta to thetune of 44 to 0. The only game play¬ed yesterday was won by Beta ThetaPi over Sigma 7 to 0.The biggest gun in the Deke attackwas Don Howard who garnered 13of his team’s points; right behind himwas Jack Harris with 12. The PhiGams were completely baffled by theDeke’s basketball-pass system.The Beta-Sigma Nu game threat¬ened to be a scoreless tie until threeminutes before the end of the gamewhen Richard Nelson threw a thirtyyard pass to J. Stolar for the touch¬down. Stolar also scored the extrapoint on a run. B. Bridges of theBeta team displayed some very goodpunting. The Sigma Nu team washandicapped by the fact that only sixmen showed up for the game.So far this year not many inde¬pendent or freshman team entrieshave been received. Last year an in¬dependent team, the U. High Panth¬ers, went to the finals of the tourna¬ment.Open Bridge Contestin the Reynolds ClubIj All men students interested induplicate contract bridge are invit-! ed to attend a meeting today at noonin room D of the Reynolds club.Those attending will discuss a tenta¬tive series of weekly social eveningsat which bridge will be played. Mr.Mort has announced that the eve¬nings will be conducted along thesmoker line. For the first time in many years,the Maroon team seems to have“color,” which, in box office returnsand ticket sales, measures a success¬ful team. The stands were reallycheering during the last quarter, andthe demonstration which Tom Flinnreceived, when despite his own ef¬forts to remain in the game, the in¬jured piece of dynamite was gentlybut firmly grasped in the arms ofCoach Shaughnessy and brought tothe bench was an ovation from thehearts of the grandstandees. ToFlinn’s masterful generalship, andthe nimble feet of Berwanger andBartlett, as well as the fine chargingand blocking of the Maroon line, wemay attribute the Chicago victory. Inshort, the Maroon won because theyhad* a TEAM. Bush, the giant turn¬ed in a marvelous game ,and CaptainEll Patterson, the diagnostician whointercepted his daily pass, played an¬other game which was worthy of anAll-Big Ten center, which honor Elseems destined to achieve.After we answered the question,“What did you think of the game?”4,659 times, we finally decided thatthe Maroon team surprised even itsmost rabid supporters. Of course weexpected exactly the result—oh yeah... .ansTway Thursday we said, “Chi¬cago won’t lose,” expecting a tiegame or a Chicago victory.We also got a telegram Saturdayevening from Ray Vinton at Minne¬sota asking us, “Was 27 to zero Chi¬cago win typesetting error stop if notwhat happened to the Maroons” Vin¬ton some of you may remember, wasa freshman here three years ago butmoved to Minnesota.THE CLOWNING DRUM MAJORWHO STRUTTED HIS STUFF BE¬FORE THE MULTITUDES SAT¬URDAY IS NONE OTHER THANDAVID EISENDRATH, A JU¬NIOR, AND NOT A HIGHLY PAIDIMPORTED ENTERTAINER ASWE HEARD SEVERAL PEOPLEREMARK SATURDAY.The University of Texas has, tosay the least, a novel method ofteaching their blockers and chargers not to hit the ground, instead of theenemy. Texas practices blocking andcharging on a cinder path, whichusually overcomes any anxiety to hitthe ground.Wayne Otto of one of our largemetropolitan newsies cracked wiselyin his column Sunday about a DailyMaroon ad which announced “It is anold Chicago custom to beat Michi¬gan.” Wayne wrote, “Since when?”Well, the custom went out of datein 1919 when the Maroons beat Mich¬igan last. If that isn’t reviving an“old custom” what is?We suppose you would attributethe mini victory Saturday to Illinifight. At least the statistics do notpoint to an Illinois win. Here arethe Illini-Ohio State figures:Ohio State III.First clowns 13 10Yards gained by rush¬ing 140 87Forward passes attempted 15 13Forward passes completed .9 8Yards gained by passing 312 270Opponents fumblesrecovered 1 2Yards lost by penalties . . .15 21We could not find out the puntingaverages.About this time of the year weusually crash through with the an¬nual Storey story. Cecil Storey, sup¬posedly the best ineligible fullbackChicago has had, is again ineligible.Storey, now attending Southern Cali¬fornia was declared scholastically un-1fit to compete for the Trojans. And |that’s that for another year. jName Two Winnersin Game ForecastsRuth Thompson was the winner ofa prize of 1000 cigarettes as the re¬sult of her predictions of the scoresin two major games Saturday. Rob¬ert Staliman received second prize asthe result of his guesses although hecorrectly foretold the 27 to 0 beatingof Michigan by Chicago. POLO TEAM WILLGET NEW PONIESTO BEGIN SEASONCoached by Lieutenant A1 Price,the polo team at the University isworking out daily in preparation forthe first game with the 106th Cav¬alry Blues. The game will be playedat the Chicago Riding club Novem¬ber 17.The team will be without the play¬ing of Bruce Benson, Tom Wason,and Bob Hepple, last year’s trio. Anew crop of men is being developedrapidly. The team will be selectedfrom a group of men. Ben Mann,Fred Devereux, Paul Gustafson,Jack Christian, John Bodfish, GeorgeBenjamin, and player-manager LloydPowers form the nucleus of thesquad. These men have plenty ofdrive and with size and weight toboot they should be able to retain theConference championship won lastyear.At present the polo squad is drill¬ing intensively on stick work in thecage and is exercising its mountsdaily. Regular team practice will bein order as soon as the men movein the armoi'y for actual scrimmage.A new string of ponies has been ac¬quired and trained during the sum¬mer; this addition should increase theteam’s winning ability for it is saidthat the pony is seven-eighths of thegame.Lieutenant Price expressed theopinion that all home games will beplayed at the Chicago Riding club,located adjacent to the Furnituremart. Tickets will be available at theoffice of the department of MilitaryScience and Tactics and at the Rey¬nolds club as soon as the seasonstarts.STUDENT POLLMore football games were playedlast Saturday and more players madethe headlines. The result should bemore votes in the All-American pollheld by The Daily Maroon in con¬junction with the Collegiate Digest,the rotogravure section included inthe paper every Friday.As was announced last week votesshould be made on the ballot furnish¬ed on page 8 of the section andplaced in a box for the purpose inthe Maroon office. Only one selectionmay be made weekly by each student.retz.Nyquist, WelU BlockCaptain Ell Patterson at centerand Jay Berwanger at either half¬back or fullback do not need men¬tioning, for their continued superiorperformances demonstrate an all¬conference brand of football. At theother backfield positions Ned Bartlettand Warren Skoning will come in fora good share of ball-carrying whileRabbit Schuessler is always good foryardage when needed.Blocking, the realm of the Maroonsgreatest feats last Saturday, has twoardent subjects in Ewald Nyquistand Rainwater Wells, both of whompaved the way for Jay Berwanger’s43 yard run for Chicago’s secondtouchdown against the Wolverines.METCALF ENLARGESSTUDENT SECTIONFOR HOOSIER TILTA great many years has passedsince the University athletic depart¬ment has been overrun by requests bystudents for “C” books, but, now thatthe Maroons seem to be a footballteam, the undergraduate body wantsto see them. Saturday before thefray with the Wolverines, the Athlet¬ic office was filled by students witha last minute desire to see the game.In fact so many wanted books thatthe all-time record of 2100 was al¬most reached and probably will bepassed early this week.The result of this rush was a greatcongestion in the regular “C” sectionwhich caused students to overflowinto the adjoining seats which there¬fore have been set aside for the mem¬bers of the Order of the “C.” T. N.Metcalf, director of athletics, has de¬cided that in the future the “C” sec¬tion would be extended to include allof the temporary seats which havebeen added below the concrete struc¬ture of the North stand of Staggfield. He also announced that thereare still over 300 season books for ex¬cellent seats in the center sectionswhich might be bought by latecomersvlho desire to see the remaininghome games. The prices of both the“C” books and season passes is be¬low the cost of the individual tick¬ets to the games that remain on thehome schedule./ A man who has beensmoking Granger for along time said this:package of Granger givesme and my old pipe about 9 hoursof enjoyment^^My pipe is about average size,and smoking it leisurely as I liketo do, a pipeload of Granger lastsme about 25 minutes, and thatmeans that I get about 21 goodpipeloads from every package,as there ever so much enjoy¬ment for so small a cost?^*© 1934, Licgbtt & Myirs Tobacco Co. the pipe tobacco that’s MILDthe pipe tobacco that’s COOL—Jolks seem to like it• • • ITif CEcommon-sensepackage—10c... I : MPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1934INTERNATIONAL HOUSEANNOUNOES FOREIGNFILMS FOR OUARTERFive forcisrn movies to be shown inthe theater of International housethis quarter was announced yester¬day. Chosen as classics of the screen,the movies will be shown on Mon¬days and Tuesdays under the spon¬sorship of International house andthe Renaissance society. On Monday jthere will be three shows, at 2:45, ;4:30, and 8; and on Tuesdays two’performances, at 4:30 and at 8.The series opens October 29 and30 with the showing of “Sorrell andSon,” a British film shown previous¬ly in this country. The Hungarianfilm, “Romance in Budapest,” willbe shown the following week.On November 12 and 13 “Fridaythe Thirteenth” will be shown. Thepicture is a British film starring Ed¬mund Gween, w'ho played the mayorin “Be Mine Tonight” and JessieMatthews, star of “Good Compan¬ions.” The German film, “GehetzteMenschen, (Hounded Men)” will befeatured at a later date.The schedule includes anotherBritish film, “The Honourable Thief,”and a German movie, “Stuerme derLeidenschaft (The Tempest).”CHESS CLUB SELECTSMEMBERS BY TOURNEYThe Chess club is sponsoring atournament to select members tocompose the University chess teamthis year. Play has been under way |for several days and will continue at jleast well into the week. |Six men of last year’s eight manteam are back this season. They areSternfeld, Coveyou, Kellogg, D.Blumenstock, Gardner, and Lee.Vladimir Grigorieff, last year’s statechampion, is not in school at pres¬ent. (ioldhamer, Hebb, Evans, and G.Blumenstock stand out among the en¬trants. !Play in the league tournament willprobably start early next month.PLEDGINGPhi Kappa Psi announces the pledg¬ing of John Davidson of Oak Park.Delta Upsilon announces the pledg¬ing of Hugo Anderson of Chicago.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Pi Lambda Phi badge, notjeweled. Return to Maroon businessoffice, room 15, Lexington Hall.WANTED — Young woman toshare room with private bath. $10per month. Box 0, Faculty Exchange. Coryrlcbt, 19S4The AmericanVobaeoo CompavAxou get in Luckies the finest Turkish andDomestic tobaccos that money can buy—onlythe clean center leaves—for these are the mild*est leaves—they cost more—they taste better,J “It’s toasted”V Your throat protection—^against irritation—against coughTaste !GoodI Shot My DeanbyLee Thomas Football Frame-upbyHal Block Dirty But Not ObscenebyHenry Reese Football SitchaysunbyBill StapletonTHESE AND MANY OTHERSin the next issue of the15c PHOENIX 15cOut TomorrowBUT — this is only a sample of what the Old Bird is going to do this year.Join the adventurous Old Bird on it*s trips in chaos.ONE SUBSCRIPTION ONE DOLLAR OR ONE RUBLE OR ONE KOPEC OR ONE PESO