Daily MaroonJournalism ClassMeets Today3:30—Harper Mil Bail? illaroon Daily MaroonJournalism ClassMeets Today3:30—Harper MilVol. 35. No. 9. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11 , 1934 Price Three CentsTheEuropeanSituationBy SIDNEY B. CUTRIGHTRecent mobilization of Austrianami Jugoslavian troops on the Italianborders following the assassinationof King Alexander of Jugoslavia andM. Barthou, the Minister of ForeignAffairs, has left unchanged the Euro¬pean crisis in the opinion of mem¬bers of the University. Universityfaculty members who were inter¬viewed could see no possibility ofan immediate war.Frederick L. Schuman, associateprofessor of Political Science, stat¬ed, “The assassinations at Marseillesmay prove more important for theireffects on the French foreign policyand alliance system than for any im¬mediate effects upon Jugoslavia orthe Jugoslavic foreign policy. Theywill, in all probability, weaken thenew threads which Barthou spunbetween Paris, Belgrade, Prague,and Bucharest.Deals Blow to Plan“Barthou’s disappearance fromthe scene endangers the French rap-proachment which he was organiz¬ing; it leaves more doubtful theEastern Locarnal Project. Barthouwas primarily responsible for secur¬ing Russia’s admission to the Leagueof Nations, from which would havein all probability resulted a h'ranco-Russian alliance against Germany.Whether his successor will be able toachieve this remains to be seen. Theresults will probably be advantage¬ous to Germany, and perhaps cre¬ate an opportunity for which theNazis have been seeking—that ofsplitting the French bloc and secur¬ing allies for themselves.”Louis Wirth, associate professorof Sociology, commented briefly,.saying, “It is simply a gesture of re¬volt by an oppressed minority, whichis common in most Balkan states.There is nothing uncommon aboutthe incident in that locality; as.sas-sinations are to be Balkans whatrevolutions are to Central America.Jugoslavia is an artificial nationalstate created by the union of small¬er states, the most important one ofthese controlling the political affairs,and the assassination of the head ofsuch a union need not cause suchextreme alarm to the rest of theworld. The entire incident is a sadreflection on human intelligence.”Does Not See WarIn an interview with Dinko To-masic, a graduate student in the So¬cial Sciences in the University, Mr.Tomasic stated that he could see nopo.ssibility of an immediate war orupheaval in the Balkans resultingfrom the assassination. Mr. Tomasicjs from Croatia, Jugoslavia.However, he thinks, “The eco¬nomic and international condition ofJugoslavia and other Balkan coun¬tries, as well as other more power¬ful European countries, is such asto prevent an immediate outbreakof any sort. I can see no immediatechange in Jugoslovia’s foreign pol¬icy, nor any immediate change inthe dominating political forces inthe country.”Not Killed by NaziHenry A. Reese, undergraduateand member of the League of Na¬tions Association, stated, “The onefortunate aspect of the double as¬sassination in Europe is that Bar¬thou was not murdered by anyonewith Nazi connections. As he hasbeen effectively striving to encircleGermany with a forceful alliance,o.stensibly to perpetuate existingnational boundaries, a Nazi attempton his life, although it would havebeen grossly stupid, would not havebeen surprising, and would certain¬ly have produced a far graver sit¬uation than exists. But it’s badenough.”Lewis A. Dexter, also an under¬graduate and president of the Cos¬mos Club, a club made possible bythe Carnegie foundation, pointedout the acute need of the League ofNations in such a situation, saying,“It seems to me that the fact thatassassinations of this sort can at anymoment plunge Europe into a warscare indicates that the only hopefor the future is in a strengtheningof the cooperative method of theLeague of Nations. Since neutralityis impossible for the United Statesin an important European war, it isnp to us to do what we can tostrengthen the League.” BIGELOW REVISESCLASS SCHEDULEIN LAW^SCHOOLJudge Hinton’s SicknessCauses Shake-upin Courses Ruth Bryan Owen OpensLecture Series TomorrowSue Richardson Namedto Head Ushersfor SeasonBecause of the sudden illness ofJudge Edward H. Hinton, professorof Law, a .sweening reorganizationof class hours and instructors wasordered yesterday morning by Har¬ry A. iBigelow, dean of the Lawschool.One of the most important changesin the class schedule announced isthe cancelation of the Evidencecourse this quarter. Judge Hintonwas instructing this class, as he isrecognized as one of the leadingmen on the subject in the country.Evidence will be offered as a six orseven hour course in the winterquarter, presumably to be taught byJudge Hinton upon his recovery.Take* Over ClastJudge Hinton’s other class. Rem¬edies, is being taught by ProfessorSharp, and is meeting at 9 insteadof at 11. Professor Sharp’s secondclass. Credit Transactions, has beenswitched from 11 on Monday, Wed-ne.sday, and Friday to 8 on Tues¬day, Thursday, and Friday.Another change of instructorslisted in the announcement is thetaking over of Professor Bogert’scla.ss in Personal Pi-operty by DeanBigelow. The cla.ss meets at 11 onTuesday and B'riday instead of at 9on Tuesday and Thursday.Professor 'Bogert will continue toteach Sales, but at 11 instead of at10. The meeting at 8 on Wednesdayremains the same. Professor Bogertalso gives Trusts at 8 on Monday,and at 9 on Tuesday and Thursday.Trusts will be a three hour coursein the autumn and winter quarters.Change DateProfessor Puttkammer’s course inCriminal Law meets at 11 on Mon¬day and at 9 on Tuesday and Thurs¬day instead of on Monday, Wednes¬day, and Friday at 9. Business Units11 being given by Professor Katznow meets at 11 every day and at10 on Friday, instead of at 9 and at12 on Wednesday.Dean Bigelow’s class in Conflictof Laws meets on Monday, Wednes¬day, and Thursday at 10 instead ofon Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.The course on Wills and Administra¬tion C given by Professor Eagletonis shifted from 11 to 10.Trade Regulations is being offeredat 9 on Tuesday and Thursday in¬stead of at 11 on Tuesday andWednesday. Opening the current series of Stu¬dent Lectures, the Honorable RuthBryan Owen will speak tomorrownight at 8 in Mandel hall on the sub¬ject- of “This Business of Diplom-acy.” She will be introduced by Paulj H. Douglas, professor of Economics.[' Just returning from a year as thefirst woman minister from the Unit¬ed States to a foreign country andwith an interesting and full back¬ground in the political life in thiscountry, Mrs. Owen is exceptional¬ly well equipped for her lecture. Be¬sides, Ambassador Owen has an in¬ternational reputation as a speak¬er of charm acquired in many yearsof activity in public life.Spoke for FatherIt is said that she began herspeaking career making politicalspeeches for her famous father, Wil¬liam Jennings Bryan, when he wasa candidate for the presidency ofthe United States. Later she usedher ability in Congi’ess representingthe longest congressional district ofthe country. One paper said that“Mrs. Owen probably had as largean influence on legislation as anycongressman ever had in one term.”To serve at the lecture tomorrownight and at the other talks in theseries, the Student Lecture Serviceannounced yesterday the ushers.Sue Richardson was named headusher with eleven women to assisther. They are Helen de Werthern,Violet Elliott, Virerinia Ev«sell, SaraGwin, Katherine Hoffer, BettyKreuscher, Eleanore Landon, Eliza¬beth McKay, Bettyann Nelson, Vir¬ginia New, and Betty Sayler.Ushers Active on CampusSue Richardson is secretary-treas¬urer of the Board of Women’s Or¬ganizations, a member of Sigma, andsenior woman’s editor of the Capand Gown. Helen de Werthern, amember of Wyvern, is chairman ofthe Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions, a senior aide, and a memberof Mirror board. President of Sig¬ma, Violet Elliott is also a senioraide and member of the Mirrorboard.Virginia Eyssell is a Quadrangler. DIPLOMAT Clubs, Fraternities O’HARA SELECTSCAST FOR FIRSTPLAY OF SEASONBegin Sales Drivefor Gap and GownRuth Bryan Owena member of the Student SocialCommittee, and circulation managerof Phoenix. Sara Gwin is also a mem¬ber of Quadrangler and on the Mir¬ror board. Betty Kreuscher, MortarBoard, is woman’s editor of Phoe¬nix and publicity representative ofthe Board of Women’s Organizations.Bettyann Nelson is president of Y.W. C. A., a member of iB. W. 0.,and a senior aide.Box Office Open DailyVirginia New, of Delta Sigma, ispresident of Interclub. Betty Sayler,chairman of Federation, is also amember of B. W. O. and Mirrorboard. Katherine Hoffer, presidentof W. A. A., is a senior aide as isElizabeth McKay.The box office in Mandel hallcloister is open today and tomorrowfrom 9 until 5 where tickets for thelecture may be secured. Special sea¬son tickets may be purchased by stu¬dents upon presentation of tuitionreceipts for $2.20. Other season tick¬ets are on sale for $3.30. Individualseats sell for 55 and 85 cents.Tryouts for Symphony IndicateImproved Quality in Orchestra Herman Sterling, photograph¬er for the Cap and Gown studio,started work on the senior pic¬tures on Tuesday. As these aregoing to be taken for only a lim¬ited time, all seniors are urgedto report at the Cap and Gowr.office in Lexington hall at onceto make arrangements for theirpictures. Eight Veterans Appearin Drama CroupProductionA club and fraternity sales con¬test for both the Cap and Gown andthe Student Directory was an¬nounced yesterday by the staff ofthe two publications. The competi¬tion is to begin next Monday andto continue until about November 7,the expected publication date forthe Directory.A cup will be awarded to the fra¬ternity which sells the most sub¬scriptions. To the club that is mostefficient in making sales will be pre¬sented ten dollars. There will also beindividual awards of five dollarsapiece to the best club salesgirl andthe best fraternity salesman. Theseprizes will be exclusive of commis¬sions.Subscriptions already sold by theirmembers may be counted in the con¬test by both the clubs and the fra¬ternities.A large board inscribed with thenames of the organizations and thenumber of subscriptions sold, will beplaced in front of Cobb hall onMonday. It will remain there for theduration of the contest.The rate for the two publicationsis now $2.50.Y.W.C.A. CHOOSESFIVE NEW MEMBERSFOR FIRST CABINETBy LAWRENCE GOODNOWRadio DirectorAppears BeforeFederal HearingAllen Miller, director of radio atthe University, leaves Saturday forWashington tc appear before theFederal Communications Commissionhearing on the advisability of allo¬cating a fixed percentage of the na¬tional radio facilities for education¬al features.First action on setting aside spe¬cific radio facilities for use in edu¬cation was taken by Senator SimeonD. Fess of Ohio at the 72nd Con¬gress in a bill providing for 15 per-jcent of all available broadcasting ‘facilities, power, time, and wavelengths, to be used exclusively foreducational programs. No actionwas taker on this measure, but lastyear the Wagner-Hatfield bill, in¬cluding provisions for labor and re¬ligion as well as education to the ex¬tent of 25 per cent, was introduced.If either of these measures wereadopted, the Commission would nolonger be able to request commercialstations to carry educational hours,inasmuch as private non-profit sta¬tions, occupying from 15 to 25 per¬cent of the airwaves, would under¬take the work. According to Miller,the University’s affiliation of twelveyears’ standing with local and na¬tional hookups would be endangered,if not destroyed. At present the Uni¬versity is carrying ten weekly pro¬grams valued at $200,000 throughthe courtesy of commercial stationsto a nationwide audience. After a series O'f tryouts whichuncovered unusually good material,the University Symphony Orchestrais laying plans for the coming sea¬son. Excellent replacements werefound in all sections, with the brassand cellos especially strengthened.It is expected that the orchestra willbe somewhat smaller than last year,but the quality will undoubtedly beimproved, according to Carl Brick-en, head of the Department of Musicand conductor of the orchestra.The first program, scheduled forearly in December, will probably con¬sist of Debussy’s Petite Suite,Brahm’s Second Symphony, andCesar Franck’s Symphonic Varia*tions for piano and orchestra. Thesolo work in the last selection willbe done by Robert Wallenborn, aUniversity student and one of Chi¬cago’s outstanding pianists.Stress Bach MusicThere will be two other concertsFRESHMAN WOMENTO ELECT COUNCILThe freshmen of the 22 Federa¬tion groups must elect by Friday onewoman from each of their groups torepresent them on the FreshmanWomen’s council. The results of theelections must be turned in to Al¬berta Annon, room 13, Foster hallby 6 on that date.Only the freshmen are eligible tovote. Upper class counsellors are tohave no part in electioneering or inthe actual voting. Three nominationsmust be made, and one freshmanwoman elected in each group.Tbe above method of picking themembers of the Freshman Women’scouncil was put into effect this year,and gives each freshman a more ac¬tive part in electing the council. one at the end of each of the suc¬ceeding quarters. In the later pro¬grams the music of Johann SebastianBach will be stressed, as 1935 is thetwo hundred and fiftieth anniver¬sary of the birth of the great Ger¬man composer. In helping to cele¬brate the Bach Sesquibicentennial,the University Symphony will bejoining in a world-wide celebrationwhich will continue thi’oughout nextyear.Other campus musical organiza¬tions which are expected to join incelebrating the Bach anniversary arethe University Madrigal Singers andthe choirs of the University chapeland Joseph Bond chapel.The University Symphony Orche.s-tra is the only one which will appearon campus this year. For many yearspast there has been a series of sixconcerts each year by the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra, but these con- {certs have had to be cancelled this jyear because of lack of student sup¬port. The election of five new membersto the first cabinet of the Y. W. C.A. was announced yesterday byBettyann Nelson, president of theorganization.They are: Margaret Brown, HelenHartenfeld, Cynthea Grabo, Doro¬thea Krueger, and Jaan Int-Haut.Helen Hartenfeld has also been nam¬ed the chairman of the Settlementgroup of the Y. W. C. A., and JaanInt-Haut is chairman of the Trans¬fer group.The other members of the cabinetare: Bettyann Nelson, president,Cleta Olmstead, Connie Fish, Elea¬nore Landon, Mary Forney, AdeleLongworthy, Helen de Werthern,Dorothy Nelson, Marie Maloy, andLily Mary David.The transfer group is sponsoringa dinner tonight for all transferwomen at 6 in the Y. W. C. A. roomof Ida Noyes hall. Dean Aaron J.Brumbaugh, who has charge of stu¬dent orientation and who is especial¬ly interested in acquainting transferstudents with activities and univer¬sity interests, will be the main speak¬er. Mrs. Alma Brook, director of IdaNoyes hall, will explain the facil¬ities of the clubhouse, and the headsof the various student organizationswill explain the advantages and op¬portunities in their activity.THE WEATHERNAME COMMITTEE TOREPLACE HERRICKDr. Charles H. Swift, Dr. GeorgeW. Bartelmez, and Dr. B. C.. H. Har¬vey have been appointed by thepresident’s office as the committeewhich will temporarily head the an¬atomy department.When Dr. C. Judson Herrick,former head of the department, re¬tired last June Dr. Bartelmez waschosen as the chairman. Because ofinsufficient time to devote to thisnew duty, he declined the office. Asa temporary measure, the committeewas then appointed to act until apermanent head is picked. Dr. Swiftis the executive officer of this body. Thursday, October 11, 1934Fair and somewhat warmer Thurs¬day. Friday fair with moderate tem¬peratures. Moderate winds mostlywesterly.Maroon JournalismClass Meets TodayThe Daily Maroon training classwill meet this afternoon in HarperMil despite yesterday’s announce¬ment to the contrary. Of particularimportance to the members of theclass will be a special project pre¬pared for them by the Board of Con¬trol. The project offers great possi¬bilities to the aspiring students, fortheir work will be beneficial to theUniversity, as well as providing themwith an opportunity to exercise theirabilities. I Selecting a cast which includesj eight veteran players, Frank Hur-burt O’Hara, director of dramaticproductions, yesterday began prepa¬rations for the Chicago premiere ofPhilip Barry’s “The Joyous Season.”Seven students, who have not previ¬ously participated in dramatics atthe University, were also chosen totake part in the production to begiven November 1, 2, and 3.Robert Ebert, Hal James, CharlesNicola, Alexander Kehoe, and PhilipWhite, all of whom appeared withthe Dramatic Association last year,have been selected for male parts.Newcomers include Marcus Cohnand Henry Reese.Feminine RolesThe feminine parts will be takenby Ethel Ann Gordon, Jean Russell,and Barbara Vail, whose acting lastseason made them familiar to Uni¬versity audiences. Mary Haskell, Ka-tinka Loeser, Esther Margolin, MaryJane McAllister, and Sorenson willbe appearing in University dramaticsfor the first time.“The Joyous Season,” in which thecast will appear, was produced latelast season in New York under thedirection of Arthur Hopkins. LillianGish played in the leading role. Thedrama concerns a youthful Motherj Superior who is a member of a veryI human Boston family that has seenbetter days and whose membersi have lost their grip on life becausej they lack a philosophy of life.{ Adele Sandman DirectsThe young Mother Superior, whohas fallen heir to the house in whichthe family live and to another onein the country, must decide whichof the two houses she will choose forher convent. The family in dismaytry to persuade her to take the housein which they are not interested.However, because of the sereneconfidence and faith which she hasin life, she allows them to solve theirdifficulty in a way satisfactory toall and at the same time she en¬ables them to solve their immediatedifficulties.Adele Sandman has been selectedto aid Mr. O’Hara in directing theplay, and Oliver Statler has beenplaced in charge of production. Spon¬sor tickets for the organization’s1934-35 season are now on sale andmay be purchased for $2.75.Edwin B. Frost,Astronomer,Speaker Sunday(Picture on page 4)Edwin (B'. Frost, astronomer andprofessor emeritus of Astrophysicsat the University, will be the fea¬tured speaker at the Chapel serviceSunday at 11.Dr. Frost has been one of themost outstanding personalities ofhis generation at the University.Coming from Daitmouth as profes¬sor of Astrophysics in 1898, he wasdirector of Yerkes observatory inLake Geneva from 1903 until hisretirement in 1932.The loss of his sight during thelater years of his directorship did notinterfere with the continuance ofhis work as astronomer. He has tak¬en a leading part in the photographyof the stars and the nebulae.It was Dr. Frost who made thesuggestion that the Century of Prog¬ress exposition be opened with thelight from Arcturus and he gave oneof the addresses at the opening ofthe exhibit.His William Vaughan Moody lec¬ture in 1930 on “Fragiants of Cos¬mic Philosophy” is vividly remem¬bered by those who heard it and hisrecent autobiography “An Astron¬omer’s Life” has attracted wide at¬tention. ^Seats will be reserved for themembers of the faculty until 11, atwhich time the service will be start¬ed. Marie Berger will read the les¬son.fPage Twoiatlg iUarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901MEMBER^soetatrci gblUfliate ^j^ress-^1934 (SpUc^dlf 1935 e-KAB0ON wtSCOHMThe Daily Marooa is the official student newspapw of theUniversity of Chicagro, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarter by The Daily Maroon Company,_5331_Univerajty_AveBUfcEditorial office: Lexington hall. Room 15: business office;Room 15A. Telephones; Local 46 Bnd_^yde__Park_9221^____^Subscription rates: $2.50 a year: $4.00 by mail. Singlecopies: three cents.The University of Chicago assumes no responsibility for anystatements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any con¬tract entered into by The Daily Maroon. All opinions in TheDaily Maroon are student opinions, and are not necessarily theviews of the University administration.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the postoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publica¬tion of any material appearing in this paper. The Daily Maroonwill not responsible for returning any unsolicited manuscripts.Public letters should be addressed to the Editor, The DailyMaroon. Lexington na'l. University of Chicago. Letters shouldbe limited to 200 •'•rds in length, and should bear the author’ssignature and a<m>»«f. which will be withheld if requested.Anonymous letters will be disregarded.BOARD OF CONTROLHOWARD P. HUDSON, Editor-in-ChiefWILLIAM S. O’DONNELL, Business ManagerCHARLES W'. HOERR, Managing EditorWHLLIAM H. BERGMAN, Advertising ManagerHOWARD M. RICH, News EditorDAVID H. KUTNER, News EditorEDITORIAL ASSOCIATESRuth Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Jeanne StolteHenry F. Kelley Janet Lewy William W. WatsonRalph W. NicholsonBUSINESS ASSOCIATESZalmon Goldsmith Robert McQuilkin Everett Storey[Night Editor: Henry KelleyAssistants: Morris and KiserThursday, October 11, 1934STAR-CROSSED LAWYERSIt was an ill star under which was born thisyear’s freshman law class. Three years ago, asfreshmen at this University, they subjected them¬selves to the first disemboweling experiments ofthe New Plan. As sophomores, they were dis¬membered to prove various conflicting hypothesesconcerning second year sequence courses. Asjuniors, they were decapitated by the confusionthat attended the third year sequences. And onentering the law school, all that remained of theirformer selves was a bloody mess of ganglions,membranes, and bone fragments.Up to this point the pain of self annihilationwas soothed by the thought of martyrdom for thatmost worthy of causes, the cause of education. Itwas expected that the law school administrationwould collect the revolting mess and would pickleit in alcohol as testimony to the herbic sacrificeof the Class of 1935. But for all its own self-denials of the past, even this honor was be¬grudged the freshman law class.Professor Arthur Kent, scheduled to introducethe freshmen to a one year course dealing withthe laws of contracts, a study basic to an under¬standing of law, was called to Washington. Addto this the unfortunate indisposition of the be¬loved Judge Hinton, who taught the second ofthe four courses required of freshmen, and an al¬ready aggravated situation becomes as critical asit is bewildering.The complete rearrangement for all levels oflaw school classes because of the indisposition ofJudge Hinton, reflects to the honor of the Judgein that it indicates how dependent is the LawSchool on his services. But the very need forrearrangements at the same time suggests the de¬pletion of the faculty from the point of view ofits size. No one who has come into contact witheither the younger or older members of the lawschool faculty will deny their outstanding abil¬ities. The argument which we mean to submitrespectfully is that there are not enough of thesemen to meet the demands students make on theirtime The present members of the faculty, de¬spite their brilliance, cannot resolve the age olddilemma of being two places at the same t'me.It appears that in other divisions of the Uni¬versity a host of men are secured to teach a courserelating to a single century in, say, 1 8th centuryEnglish Literature, or a course relating to a sin¬gle man, say Chaucer. In this light it appears per¬plexing that law school professors should not beallowed a degree of specialization in a given fieldof law any one of which is certainly as large asthe aforementioned categories of literature.Law school freshmen are in no way challeng¬ing the judgment of the University administration.They simply suggest that action should be takento quash with justice the remark that law schoolstudents, In paying the highest tuition at this Uni¬versity, are paying for the ghosts of Meechem, THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11 1934Hall and Freund.If we can read our future from the past, thisfreshman law class will, three years hence, nolonger be surprised or even hurt to find that, up¬on completion of their law work and admittanceto the bar, that the practice of law has been madeillegal as an experiment in civic education. Bythat time the ganglions, membranes and boneswould be ground into a fine coat of dust.—S. H.FROM THE OUTSIDEWhile the views in the above editorial are notnecessarily those of The Daily Maroon, we agreewith the writer that the freshman law class hassuffered unwarranted discomfort, if not an injus¬tice. Usually there are two sides to a questionand the Law School certainly is entitled to voiceits opinion. But its administration will have ahard time explaining such a haphazard organiza¬tion of the school so that the inability of one manto give a course precipitates chaos. We offer theLaw School for consideration the fact that Pro¬fessor Robert Lovett's sudden illness, necessitat¬ing the cancelling of several important courses,was handled as a routine matter by the Englishdepartment with a minimum of confusion.—H. P. H.The Traveling BazaarBy RABELAISTHIRDRETURNSNameBetty SnylerHuntingtonHarrisSue RichardsonWcildcrnar SolfFran GethroDan GlomsetHerm SteinEverett Parker IN THE GREATCONTESTDistinctionMost PetiteMost Uncouth THIRDRETURNSNo. of Votes3275,789,002Biggest FrownerMan About TownLeast PoiseBiggest BraggartBest FatherBest Guy(Will youse guy.s never learn? Refer to cases ofEisendraik and White in yesterday’s returns.)Lois Klaftcr Nicest Girl 1(Although of a different gender, this disqualificationis based upon the decision in the above case.)1,2093,563,999472139,1471LINCOLN STILL LEADS!!Don’t forget the pep meetings tomorrow noonand night. There is no charge for being loyalUniversity students and besides a gala crowdwill be there to see Bill Watson serve Ice Creamwith the compliments of the Cap and Gown, theUniversity of Chicago’s leading yearbook. Wewish them luck.RABELAIS PASSES LINCOLN!!!!.!!RABELAIS LEADS!!!!!!A strange odor pervades the campus. It isthe dark before the dawn. With three minutesto go, a new candidate enters the field and votesfor him pile up by the millions. Three million...seven... .eleven... .eleven and a half... .tw’elvethirteen fourteen fifteen SIX¬TEEN MILLION.... Ladies and gentlemenwe have a new champion... .he wins by a nose.... we give you.... for keeps.... and you mayhave him....t-It‘S8i‘9T sdn snoiDsnq :isoi\[ uosia.ioj^ A.x.iujjLove, rapture, and....are all around you. Thenew champion will hold a reception in thePhoenix office immediately. Just say a fewwords, champ, to the folks back home... .AN OPEN LETTERDear Pul lie,We cannot understand why you should go tosuch unearthly lengths in your attempts to dis¬cover our identity. We are with a good many ofyou every day and we lead normal lives. We likepeople and we may even like you. Even if wedon’t we usually speak to you. All of which isdamri nice of us.We cannot understand, as we have said, whyyou should wish to know our identity. We writethe Bazaar and if you like it, well and good. Ifnot, tuhell withya. But always the good sportand the fair adversary, Rabelais issues a publicchallenge to every undergraduate, graduate andfaculty member at the University to come to uswith positive proof that we are writing this col¬umn. If said proof is in our hands before nextMonday at 6:.30 A. M., the collector of such proofmay expose our identity in his or her own wayin this column.Challengingly,RABELAIS Letters to Today on thethe Editor QuadranglesREFERRED TO THE DRAMATICCRITICISM DEPARTMENTWe are all aware of the greatest jdifficulty in putting over a campusactivity, namely that of sellingsomething. It is either in the formof tickets or subscriptions.In order to do this, most campusorganizations have found it neces¬sary to offer financial remunerationto the salesman. They have been un¬able to find salesmen who will worksolely for the good of the organiza¬tion.One of the most admirable fea¬tures of the University Dramatic As¬sociation in the past has been thatit was a purely non-profit organiza¬tion. It has been a successful organ¬ization, too, financially. But now, af¬ter a splendid and public display ofprinciple in the past, the Associationhas offered as an inducement to thesellers of season sponsor ticKets onefree ticket for every len sold. Thismay seem a minor point to the cas¬ual observer, but to one who hasdeeply concerned himself with thewelfare of the Association in pastyears, it is a scurilous breaking offaith and principle.Even the excuse that last year foithe Association was relatively unsuc¬cessful financially is hardly suffi¬cient reason for this cowardly and !retrogressive move.C. T. S. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:William Watson. Assistants: GeorgeFelsenthal and Godfrey Lehman.Meeting of Journalistic class.Harper, Mil, at 3:30.Music and ReligionDivinity chapel. Henry N. Wie-man, professor of Christian theology.Joseph Bond chapel at 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence assembly hall at 12:30.Lectures“Can We Control Business De¬pressions? Some Causes of Depres¬sions.’’ Paul H. Douglas, professorof Economics. Social Science 122 at3:30,“The Work of the Chicago Re¬gional Labor Board.’’ Dean W. H.Spencer. Haskell hall at 8.Friends of India. Miss KakayunCuma of Bombay. Oriental Instituteassembly hall at 8.MiscellaneousNational student league. FrankMeyer on “The University Student,’’Social Science 302 at 4.Y. W. C. A. transfer dinner. IdaNoyes hall at 6.W. A. A. freshman luncheon. Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hall at12.Tarpon Club tryouts. 12 to 1, 4:30to 6:30. Ida Noyes locker room.Rifle and Pistol club. Cobb 211 at4:45. 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Acase that will last many years.Other cases $1.00 to $7.50,’ I-ISTATIONERYBox of 100 large two-fold sheetsand 100 envelopes to mutch ofvellum paper only 85c A goodvalue. Other papers 35c to $3.75.TABLE TENNISBalls, paddles, ne»ts, sets, etc. Alarge complete line. Sec us first.Whether its books or supplies forthe student—we have them.Woodworth’sBook Store1311 E. 57th StreetNear Kimbark Ave.OPEN EVENINGSPhone Dorchester 4800/ /DAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, OCTOBER II, 1934 Page ThreeMAROON GRID TEAMWINDS UP PRACTICEFOR MICHIGAN GAMEasKipke Changes LineupHe Recalls MichiganState BeatingChicago’s football squad this af¬ternoon will finish up its strenuouspreparations for the reception ofMichigan on Stagg field Saturday ina game that ought to be one of thetensest fights on the Maroon sched¬ule.Saturday’s game is important toboth parties. Chicago ought to beready for Michigan, after two weeksof uninterrupted practice and noserious injuries, and if it can notmake a good showing on that basisthe Maroon outlook will not be anytoo promising. A victory for Mich¬igan would discount the MichiganState defeat and get the Wolverinesoff on a fast start toward anothertitle.Coache* ExperimentReports from Michigan indicatethat Coach Harry Kipke has beenchanging his team around, but as anexperimenter he probably has noedge on Coach Clark Shaughnessyof Chicago. Shaughnessy has shiftedand moved players several times(luring the last week in an endeavorto get the strongest combination.The Maroon team probably will gointo the game with Baker and eitherWomer or Peter.son at end; Bu.sh andWright at tackle; .Jordan and White-side, guards; Capt. Patterson, cen¬ter; Flinn, quarter; Berwangcr andSkoning, halfbacks; Nyquist, full¬back. Sure to get into the backfieldat the most promising moment isNed Bartlett, sophomore halfback.Line Lack* ExperienceShaughnessy, contemplating aMichigan lino that averages 205pounds from tip to tip, is dubiousabout the showing of his own for¬wards. .No lightw’cights themselves,the Chicago linemen did not do verymuch in handling Carroll, and theymay be much too inexperienced tocope with the clever and powerfulWolverines.The Chicago team will carry thefight to Michigan offensively, wfithevery open play in the Shaughne.s-sy assortment. The Maroon coachexpects that .Michigan will score, andhis hope is to score more frequentlythan the Wolverines. If he can cutBerwanger and Bartlett loose, offhis wide formations, there is pro.s-pect of the first Chicago victory over.Michigan since 1919.Defense against .Michigan playsand dummy scrimmage of their ownplays will occupy the Chicago teani |this afternoon. fMICHIGANAnn Arbor (Special)—To getready for the Chicago battle theMichigan team is going over theliumps this week. Coach Harry Kip¬ke has every intention of keepingit moving at top speed right throughits final drill byre on Thursday af¬ter having opened the week with a90-minute scrimmage under a hotsun. Kipke and his staff believe thatwork and lots of it is what Mich¬igan needs most.Ward has been pulled off right enoand sent to left halfback. Savage andPatanelli are both being given workat both end jobs, and it is not un¬likely that several sophomoi'e maybe tried before the week is out, prob¬ably Mtyers and Lett. It has becomeapparent that Viergever’s 227pounds may be more valuable at aguard post than at tackle with theconsequence that he has traded jobswith Hildebrand. Triplehorn seemsto be in the position of having^ toproduce or make way and Aug, soph¬omore halfback, is being ti'ained totake the post. Regeezi meanwhile isgetting back to the safety positionon defense. Sweet right now is get¬ting more than just a friendly nodfrom the coaches in his fight for thefullback job.About the defeat at the hand ofMichigan State Saturday, CoachKipke has had little to say. His chiefcomment, though, has been “Theygave us just an old-fashioned shel¬lacking.’’The Michigan squad will practicehere through Thursday, and willleave by train Friday morning. Ar¬riving in Chicago, it will stay on thesouth side and will work out, eitherat Stagg field or on a practice field,Friday afternoon. Phi Psi, Psi U Make Big Scoresin First Day of I-M TouchballTODAY’S GAMESGreenwood field at 3Delta Kappa Ep*iIon v*. Phi Gam¬ma DeltaPhi Sigma Delta v*. Zeta Beta TauGreenwood field at 4Alpha Sigma Phi v*. Sigma AlphaEp*ilonBeta Theta Pi v*. Sigma NuThis year’s Intramural touchballtournament got under way yesterdayat Greenwood field. The day’s play jwas featured by Phi Psi’s 38 to 0 |win over Phi Kappa Sigma and bythe Psi U first team’s 39 to 0 winover Chi Psi. Other games were PsiU II 6, Alpha Delt 0; Pi LambdaPhi 6, Sigma Chi 0; and Delta Up-silon 7, lambda Chi Alpha 0.The Psi U-Chi Psi affair was fea¬tured by an excellent 50 yard passon the kick off from Dick Cochraneto Riley. The Psi U team displayedfar superior team work and generalall around play to their opponents.The individual star of the game wasButton with twelve points, but notfar behind were Cochrane, Stapleton,and Barr with six tallies apiece. BillHaarlow contributed some excellentwork.In the Phi Psi-Phi Kap game PhilWerner did some very good kicking,and the whole team displayed astrong running and passing attack.The individual high point man wasDick Ely. Dick Hathaway with sevenand Ed Boehm, Dick Dorsey and W^ally Duvall with six each were notfar behind.In the other games the Psi U IIteam won on a lucky interception ofa pass on the last play of the firsthalf, Schlesinger scoring the touch¬down. Shallenberger of D. U. andDuhl of Pi Lambda Phi scored thepoints in the remaining games.One other entry has been receiv¬ed, that of Beta Theta Pi who willplay in the Beta league. BAND TO SHARESPOTLIGHT ATFOOTBALL GAMESTART INTRAMURALTOURNEYS NEXT WEEKIntramural tournaments in threesports have been organized, accord¬ing to the sports managers of golf,tennis, and horseshoes.James Melville, golf manager, hasset the entry deadline at October 12.The tournament, to be played on theJackson Park 18-hole course, willinclude a qualifying match of medalplay followed by an elimination ofmatch play.The tennis tournament, startingabout October 16, is open to all savevarsity tennists. Robert Adair, man¬ager, has announced the presenta¬tion of medals for first, second, andthird places.Starting on October 16, the horse¬shoes competition will be held at thecourts on Ellis avenue between 56thand 57th. Straight elimination willbe the plan used in conducting thetournament, said Manager DickAdair. Although most attention will be jfocused on the maroon-jerseyed war. jriors who will attempt to fathom the jplays of Michigan’s Kipke and try [to work some of Chicago’s Shaugh-1nessy, the University band, repre-'senting the scholars of the Midway,deserves no scant observance.The band, in its second year ofthe reign of Director Howard Mort,will take the field for its first BigTen game program between halves.Sixty-four boys with shining instru¬ments, eight of them trombones andeight of them bass horns, comprisethe unit that will play in formationin the intermission. The band willplay to each stand, facing the southas it swings into the Michig^an song.A feature will be the formation of ahuge “C,’’ hinging around the mas¬sive bass drum.Questions have arisen as to whatis the pep song of the University. Inview of this difficulty. Director Morthas announced that no song will re¬ceive particular favoritism until onehas been definitely established.“Flag of the Maroons,” as yet un¬played before Midway football spec¬tators, will be on deck Saturday.Tomorrow’s pre-game festivitieswill find their climax in the antics otthe versatile drum majors of theband. Headed by Dave Eisendrath,the three youths will amuse them¬selves and the parade crowd byslinging torch batons around in theair. Sport FlashesBy TOM BARTONIt might be interesting to knp'Wthat the 28 to 0 drubbing Michiganhanded to the Maroons last seasonwas the worst beating Michigan everhanded Chicago since 1903, and in¬cidentally was the highest score reg¬istered by the two teams. In thatyear, 1903, the Maroons were beatenby an identical score. Which bringsus around to the subject intendedfor discussion—the impending Chi-cago-Michigan scuffle.With the return of Regeezi and asophomore back named Aug, theWolves are materially strengthenedin comparison with last Saturday.But the eligibility of Ralph Balfanzwon’t hurt the Maroon’s chancesany. And unless we miss a guess,Ned Bartlett will do some scamper¬ing, along with Jay Berwanger tvheighten hope of a Maroon win. W'ewon’t get right out and say Chicago,will win—BUT CHICAGO WON’TLOSE.* * *Since the Illini are all set to hon¬or their famous “red-head” GrangeSaturday, it might be a good ideato recall some of the first ice-man’sgrid feats. In 1924 “Red” made 5touchdowns against Michigan. Andin that year 1924 he made 13 touch¬downs in 6 games. Three of thosethirteen were made against Chi¬cago. In that game also “Red” com¬pleted seven passes for 177 yards.In his best year, so far as yardagegained, 1923, Grange totalled 1260 yards, accumulated in seven games.In his three years of competition"Red” played in 20 games for thefollowing grand total: ^Touchdowns 31Yards gained 3,637Passes completed 42The “Red-head’s” longest run wasa 95-yard return of a kickoff againstMichigan in 1924.* ^ *Without comment we pass this onto you....from the Yale News inthe effete East....“Our fully equipped Cabin Wacocan be rented by private pilots forcross-country at reasonable rates,and you can carry three of yonrfriends with you. Let them kick inon the expenses.... The FlyingBoat Co. At the Municipal AirportWHERE YALE FLIES”ETTORE TITTARUFFOFormerly with Chicago GrandOpera CompanyVocal PlacementOperatic Coaching410 S. Michigan Ave.Ivefresliiag ! iCopyright 1934, The Americm Tobacco Company.“It’s toasted”y Your throat protection-against irritation— against cough 'Ta£&/ 3^2^the clean center leaves are used in Luckies—be¬cause the clean center leaves are the mildestfeleaves...they cost more...they taste better.•our THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, OCTOBER II 1934.USS NEW PLANOPENING MEETING' DEBATING UNION^y, Students Engage1 Symposium on“Getting By”both faculty and studentsin the verbal fray on thet^y” aspect of the Xew Plan,versity Debate Union held itsleting last night in Reynoldsom A. The discussion held inrum was led by Lewis Dexter3ke on “I got by under thean,” Marie Berger who ex-her views with the question,get by?” and Wells Burnetteumed a neutral view in ask-hy try to get by?” Everettpresided over the meetingvas attended by more thanople including Merle Coulter,<r of Biology, Mary^ Gilson,Dr of Social Science, Arthura. Physical Science depart-uth Petersen of the Board of?rs, and Eugene Rosenbaum,Dr in Chemistry,ening the symposium, Lewiswho will be eligible for hisegree next spring after tw^owork at the University, as-lat the foremost opportunity)y the New Plan is the meansthe student may save timeicing as rapidly as he desires.Berger, division student, op-exter in that he was undei’-the extreme means of a, which would be completelyeason with the average stu-riticism of the new plan liesreneralization program’ con-iroughout the college and di-concluded Marie Berger;is obvious fault in the curri-wonder, did I get by?”ems to me that no student‘I got by’ until he has hadprove by practical applica-eal life that education whichsupposedly received,” said. “By spending the usualof time in completing a■ourse a student has a muchDportunity in being ‘sure’ oficity. Degrees, comprehen-id grades should not be thele goal should be ‘an edu-Douglas SpeaksBiy on Causes andntrol of DepressionI. Douglas, professor of Eco-will speak on ‘‘Some Causesepression and their Control”Science 122 this afternoonisor Douglas believes thatilled crooked bankers, heldto be the scapegoats of the)n, can not be blamed foression for he holds that noil or individual group was!. The bankers, in his opin-e merely performing theiry in protecting their stock-sor Douglas believes thatession was brought on by a»f complex factors which hempt to analyze. Professor Emeritusof Astrophysics ANNOUNCE PROGRAMFOR INTERNATIONAL!HOUSE FALL SEASONEdwin B. Frost(Story on page l)Dance, Smoker ArePlanned by Men inResidence HallsSocial events for the next weekat the Men’s Residence Halls wereannounced yesterday by Fred B. Mil-lett, head of the halls.The ”200” entry smoker, with Mr.Millett acting as host, will be heldfor new and old residents of theentry in the Judson court library,Sunday, October 14.Under the sponsorship of AlbertE. Shaw, Donald A. Boyer, and Dr.Birooks Steen, heads, the courts willentertain at their first tea dancefrom 4 to 6 next Saturday after theMichigan-Chicago game.Fifty residents of the various wom¬en’s halls will be ente> tained at din¬ner in Burton court tonight. Similar¬ly, fifty men from the courts willbe entertained by the w'omen resi¬dents at some later date.Mr. Boyer, at present head of the“500” entry will take over the direc¬tion of the “700” group, replacingH. G. Shields of the School of Busi¬ness, who will be out of residenceduring the autumn quarter. The social season at Internationalhou.se was officially opened with thesupper last Sunday evening and afull week of events was announced,including teas, bridge and ping pongtournaments, classes in Japaneseand folk dancing, and an exhibitionof Chinese art.Yesterday Abdul Majid Abbass ofBaghdad, Iraq spoke at the homeroom tea and the class in Japanesewas renewed from last year. Thad-deus Malinowski, a qualified Polish ;instructor, opened a class in folkdancing for beginners. Today is setas the final day for registration inthe bridge tournament.From 2 to 6 tomorrow throughSunday, J. Henry White and Her¬bert C. White are exhibiting a col¬lection of China Art made duringan eight year visit in the Orient.Saturday evening from 8:30 to 12the house is sponsoring an informaldance, “The Autumn Rendez-vous”with music by Harry Berkover andhis orchestra. Admission is fiftycents for members and one dollarfor guests. And at the traditional ’j supper Sunday at 6, J. H. White andH. C. White will speak on “HighLights of Chinese Civilization.”Maude Key-Shelton, soprano of theChicago Grand Opera Company, willsing.Besides these special features, thevarious foreign tables are being 1started this week with a special hostor hostess in charge. Katherine Cut¬ter is in charge of the French and ;■Italian tables and Baron von Waldt-hausen will take charge of the Ger¬man table.Activities at International houseare open to all members. StudentsI at the University are eligible formembership whether in residenceat the house or not. A fee of $5.00is charged for the nine month period.COUNCIL ADDS NEWDATES FOR RUSHING U-High Starts 2ndYear of New Plan;Enrollment IncreasesIn addition to the rushing datespreviously announced, the Interfra¬ternity Council adds dates for De¬cember 4 which have been allottedto Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma Chi,Sigma Nu and Tau Delta Phi; De¬cember 5 for Tau Kappa Epsilon andZeta 'Beta Tau.Other changes in the rushing dateshave also been announced by theCouncil. Pi Lambda Phi will enter¬tain freshmen on October 23, No¬vember 16, and 28, and December13. Phi Pi Phi will have dates onOctober 24, November 6, 15, 28, andDecember 12.The cost of education per studenthas dropped as much as $150 peryear at the University of Michigan(Ann Arbor).CLASSIFIED ADSDinner served in private home tosmall number of men students. Ap¬ply now. Hyde Park 1303. With registration showing a 9 percent increase over last year, theUniversity’s experimental highschool. University High, is startingits second year in close cooperationwith ihe College of the University.Under this plan 20 high schoolseniors are now taking regular sur¬vey or English courses on the cen¬tral quadrangles.In addition, all students in thetwo upper years of the high schoolreceive their work in physical educa¬tion either in Bartlett gym or inIda Noyes hall, and members of theCollege faculty sometimes give spe¬cial lectures in the high school. Onefeature new to the school this yearis a system of advisors designed togive close attention to the studentthroughout the five levels of work. ■Under this system the beginning stu- |dent will receive one advisor who |will guide him through the first two !years of his work, and a second who |will help him during his last three jyears. Each member of the faculty jwill be assigned about 20 pupils for !which to perform this special duty. |You Wouldn't Shave With aTable Knife!of course you wouldn't! Neither would you attemptto sell your goods by advertising matter that did notreach the proper people. The Daily Maroon reaches oneclass of people — COLLEGE STUDENTS — and it coversthe entire field in this area more thoroughly than anycombination of other publications could.Don't allow part of the force of your advertising tobe wasted, but cover your field thoroughly.\dvertise in The Daily Maroon The Cap & GownThe StudentDirectoryThe OfficialStudentHandbookThree Publications for theFormer Price ofTHE CAP & GOWNAlone $0.752These publications together with your DAILY MAROONform an ln(dispensible backgrounid for a well roundedparticipation In student life. . . .THE MAROON bringsyou news of the campus hot on the spot. . . .Our hat isoff to THE MAROONTHE HANDBOOK shows you the ropes THE DI¬RECTORY facilitates quick contact with your fellow stu¬dents. . . .THE CAP AND GOWN rounds out the yearwith a graphic, vivid, vital record of campus life in typo¬graphic beauty!! I!Your HANDBOOK will be ready for you on Sept. 26th.... FREE if you subscrieb to the CAP & GOWN.THE OFFICIAL UNDERGRADUATE PUBLICATIONSLEXINGTON HALL BOX 280, FACULTY EXCHANGE(^Ile^e DigestSECTION**National Collegiate News in Picture and Paragraph**U. S. TRADEMARK SERIAL NUMBER S1l4t2SLINGING THEMUD >»Th is isn’t Pol-WIDE WORLD PHOTOAN OLD PI PHI CUS¬TOM »Each year sen¬iors are siven a duck¬ing by their Pi Beta "Phisisters at University ofArizona ^Tucson .INTERN AT(ONAL PHOTOCO-ED HUDDLE*But it's just in prep¬aration for the Bar¬nard College (NewYork City) co-eds’presentation ofEverything's Jake.INTERNATIONAL PHOTOIS AWARD* Dr. C. F. Koelsch,ersity of Minnesota (Minne-is), receives American Chemicai"ty s Langmuir prize. SHAVIAN PLAYER irginiaGrant plays leading role in RockfordCollege (Illinois) production of Can¬dida.iLZJk.ROOMMATES*Women atCortland State Normal (N.y.) unpack their trunks pre¬paratory to settling down forthe coming year.NOBEL WINNER HONORED *Dr. Irving Langmuir receives LL.D.from Dr. Edward Ellery, president ofUrtfori College (Schenectady, N. Y ).OM THE GOVERNORi » Arizona's ||•ef Executive B . B. Moeur presents the M5eur scholarship award to Rosamond fIton at Arizona State College (lempe). f r]il'■PI*1 ' 1 V.1 r 1I^B T* * ]GUARDIAN GENII >» Ancient sculpture, recentlyuncovered by the Oriental Institute of the Univer¬sity of Chicago (Illinois), near Khorsabad, Assyria.WIDE WORLD PHOTC TRIBUTE » David Kinley, former president of the Uni¬versity of Illinois (Champaiqn), places wreath on Scottish-American War Memorial, Edinburgh, Scotland.WIDE WORLD PHOTO NO MORE GUESSING . DNewlin, Santa Clara Universiclaims that the seismograph (insrecording earthquakes) makesweather forecasts.THERE’S A DIFFERENCE p(/\6ove) WhenGerman students start out on a 'long hike,they go this way. (Below) Students atWestminster College (New Wilmington,Pa.) hiking to an early fall football game. 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Try thia miracle pen at any atore.The Parker Pen Company, JancatUle, Wia. l\rar-Siza, $10;•aiKiM2.50 JimPrinted by Alco Gravure Inc. Ch^agcTUESDAY*nE HANSHAW — whose thrilling, vibrant‘‘nd sparkling personality, have enthralled radio'tcs in the past, will be featured on the newan in the popular hit tunes of today and yester-“ne in on Annette! It’s better than even money she'H)n be your A number 1 favorite radio songstress. GLEN GRAY—whose Casa Loma Orchestra is notedfor its clever arrangements and smtxjth rhythms, hasplayed for over 200 important college dances. Maderadio history on the Camel Caravan last year. Backagain by universal request and due to repeat this year!Always a favorite band in almost every college vote. 10:00 P. M. Eastern Time9:00 P. M. Central Time8:00 P. M. Mountain Time7:00 P. M. Pacific TimeTHURSDAY9:00 P. M. Eastern Time8:00 P. M. Central Time9:30 P. M. Mountain Time8:30 P. M. Pacific TimeEvery Tuesday and Thursday evening overcoast-to-coast WABC-Columbia network'JfiKht, 1934_ H. J. Krynoldi Tobarco Company CASA LOMA ORCHESTRAANNETTE HANSHAWWALTER O’KEEFEAND OTHER HEADLINERS"The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze 'WALTER O’KEEEE—IN PERSON—The man whomade this and other songs famous, brings his inimi¬table wit and humor to the ('amel Caravan as Masterof Ceremonies. And he promises, among other things,to introduce at least one new song each week. Tunein on the Caravan and see why this versatile singingcomedian is one of the air’s most popular entertainers.YOU ARE INVITED!TO TUNE IN ON THE NEWALL-STAR CAMEL CARAVANwithPUG LUNDUniversity of Minnesota(Minnea|X)lis, Minn.)CAPT. JACK SMITHOhio State University(Columbus, Ohio)ANDVNotre Daf(Notre I' LIN HOWEOccidental College(Los Angeles, Calif.)IMPERFECEy FERRIS^of Wisconsinson, Wis.)JERRY FOSTERUniversity of Iowa(Iowa City, la.)CAPT. CARL HELDTPurdue University(Lafayette, Ind.) AVERNON HUFFMANIndiana University(Bloomington, Ind.)IN ORIGINAL University of Oklahoma ](Norman, Okla.)^ . _ , nL irSyS’rof.QrUtro CSW, yfacQBOOKS^ THE MERRY QUEEN, byPierre Nezelof (Liveright$2.50). This book was writ¬ten in 1932, but publicationwas held up so that it wouldnot compete with StephenZweig’s “Marie Antoinette,”previously published tomeon the same lady. Concernsthe life of France’s famousQueen, Marie Antoinette,and goes into detail. On thewhole, Nezelof seems to beless sympathetic with the in¬triguing lady than Zweig. liyou have read the first book,don’t pass up “The MerryQueen” on account of it. Thetwo books provide a nicecontrast. Marie Antoinetteis not an admirable or par¬ticularly charming personbut she is an interesting oneWorth while from a literaryand historical point of view.Q THE PEEL TRAIT, by Jo¬seph C. Lincoln (Appleton-Century, $2.00). Joe Lincoln,• the old maestro of Cape Codcharacters, is at it again.Cyrenus Peel, old and horse-sense-ish, together with hischildren, Lettice, Erastus andSusan, form the characteriz¬ations for a salty, humanly-homely, smile-provokingbook. Rec.RECEIVED: Gay Crusader, by Magdalen King-Hall (Appleton-Century,S2.50)MOVIES^ THE BARRETTS OFWIMPOLE S T R E E T—Aclassic of the stage comes tothe screen and, (miracle ofmiracles), loses nothing of itsclassic sentiment and touch¬ing beauty. The well knownstory of Robert Browning(Frederic March) and Eliz¬abeth Barrett (Norma Shear¬er) and their love. (CharlesLaughton, Maureen O’Sulli¬van)C ROMANCE IN THE RAIN—Hodge podge including theold Cinderella theme, a wiseP.A. (publicity agent, toyou), romance and music. Re¬sult is just about what youmight expect. (Roger Pryor,Heather Angel)RADIOTHE CAMEL CARAVAN—A.1 elaborate musical andhumorous revue featuringWalter O’Keefe as M.C., An¬nette Hanshaw, personalitysongstress, and the CasaLoma Orchestra (starred onlast year’s Camel Cigaretteprogram). One of the mostpretentious and entertainingprograms on the air. Be sureand tune in. (WABC-CBSnetwork, Tuesdays 10-10:36PM, EST, Thursdays, 9-9:30PM, EST, Re-Broadcast for,western stations, 11:30-12midnight, EST)^ NEW PONTIAC PRO¬GRAM puts “music in theair.” Headlines Jane (howshe can sing) Froman, “funn/mans” Don McNeil, FrankBlack’s Orchestra and theModern Choir (under direc. tion of Emile Cote). NBC-1^ WEAlF network. (Sundays,■liJ0:3O PM. EST) GREEK ORGANIZATIONLEADER >» DeNean Stafford headsUniversity of Georgia (Athens) Pan-Hellenic Council, campus fraternityorganization. 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DARKNESS AND LIGHT meet dgdin inthe Vagabond King, stdged dt Los AngelesJunior College (Cdlif.)."B.A ” and ‘‘cum laude” be¬sides. Rosaline Green steppedfrom New York State College(Albany, N. Y.) to dramaticradio roles. A. E. Phi.STARS INStars^^ * DondidDixon dnd GrdceBder carry theledds in PennStdte College’s(Stdte College,Pd.) dnnudi rnu-sicdl production.TENSE MO-MENT.ln theHillsdale Col¬lege (Mich.)pldy,Fdr AwayPrincess.'^WARDED” — Announcer‘ *mes Wallington, Union Col-(Schenectady, N. Y.)dd, won the ’33 Academy of' ts and Letters diction gold' 'cdal. Sigma Chi.SETH PARKER” to mil-but Phinipa Lord, A.B.,Bowdoin College, (Brunswick,) to youl D. K. E. belt ^ckle; {right! peas,- marbles; stones,- cantaloupes.Answers on page 8. globe photosguesses.ewACME ^HOTOPAPER FOR BLIND* Bernard Krebs, blmcournalism student recently sraduated fromYork University (N Y.), plans tostart New York’s'first daily newspaperblind.PLAY, BOYS! » J'^eMcCartney and his"Masters of Melody,student orchestra at DePauw UniversityCGreencastle, Ind.). ARTISTIC » The frosh at Salem Colleqe (Salem,Va.) thought so, but the sophs thought otherwise.The frosh took the sign off in a hurry!1MICRO-GUESSANSWERS(From Page 2)Left—Salt crystal taken from insideof kettle.Right—Pepper, enlarged 200 times.Watch for 2 more MICRO-GUESSESin next week’s issue. CORRECTIONWHO’S WHO*In explanation ofan error made inCOLLEGIATEDIGEST twoweeks ago: {left)Selma Drabing,Indiana Univer¬sity (Blooming¬ton), ’35 "Ar¬butus” editor,-(right) EvelynCarr, Universityof Chicago (Ill¬inois) ’34 Hall ofFame Winner. P. O. BOX 472, MADISON, WISCON ildolled DioeslSECTIONONE DOLLARwill be paid to students for v ipshots of student or faculty activ usuitabU for publication in thsection. Time, place, event mclass or position of particip -nmust accompany picture. No m <will be paid for pictures notand no pictures will be retui eunless accompanied by return ; osage.(USE PENCIL ONLY—PLEASE PRINT)All American Editor—Collegiate DigestP. O. Box 472, Madison, Wis.Dear Sir:My selections for the 1934 Collegiate Digest All American Foot¬ball Team are:GuardsI Halfbacks —,—I Fullback Center _I Quarterback Captain1 (Nam#)_ Ends ITackles II(School)N II It’s YOUR Team.'Rememher: /• Every undergraduate enrolled in (he institutions at which COLLeGIATEDIGEST is distributed is eligible to vote.% In case spectacular playing by some individual or team changes your firstchoice, you are free to submit another list. No more than one completeteam may be selected each week by any one individual.• Gold medals will be presented by COLLEGIATE DIGEST to the 11 menselected.Vote Now!ALL AMERICAN FOOTBALL TEAM, FOR 1934