Batlp inaroottVol. 34. No. 118. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1934 Price Three Centssweetnessand lightbycharlet tyroler and harry kalvenWHITE MAN’S LAWThe English common law hasbeen the recipient of an ever in¬creasing amount of unfavorablecriticism since Blackstone’s famouscommentary that what was againstreason was not bad law, but not lawat all. The modem school of Holmesand Jerome Frank delight in point¬ing out the inconsistencies of thelaw and preach a complete divorceof reason and law-making. One ofthe more perplexing rulings dealswith the fact that whereas an ab¬sence of criminal intent exoneratesthe defendant from such serious of¬fenses as murder or theft, it doesnot constitute a defense against suchrelatively unimportant offenses astrespass, plagiarism, or violation ofgame laws.l?ut despite their lengthy anderudite criticisms, the modem legalcritics can never attain to the terseeloquence of the uncivilized Indianin Judge Hinton’s story. “You gohunting,’’ says the Indian. “You seea rustling in the bushes. You shoot.It’s a man. Too bad. You go hunt¬ing. You .see a rustling in thebushes. You shoot. It’s a deer. Hun¬dred dollars.’’THREE HUNDRED YEARSBEFORE THE BIRTH OF ADLERWith our yen for wittici.sms fromthe classics, we were delighted todiscover one among the page.s ofthe usually sour French es.sayist,Montaigne. This perhaps the mostfamous of all old jokes. Since itprobably was not original with Mon¬taigne we wouldn’t be a bit surpris¬ed if its pedigree extended all theway back to the garden of Eden. Itfollows the bewhiskered pattern ofwho wa.s that lady I seen you withlast night that was no lady that wasmy wife, but it may be a bit difficultto recognize. In his essay on theEducation of Children, Montaignetells of meeting a troop of horse¬men. Upon inquiring as to the iden¬tity of the gentleman at their head,he was informed: “He is not a gen¬tleman, he is a grammarian and Iam a logician.’’MORE THAN VOCATIONALGUIDANCE NEEDED—We have always had our doubtsconcerning the efficacy of question¬naires. If the questioner is fortun¬ate enough to receive honest an¬swers, he is still faced with the* di¬lemma of drawing any sort oi validinference from his statistics. Butbe that as it may, the Maruon ques¬tionnaire on the vocational inter¬ests of the graduating seniors, whichwa.s carried on unde^ the capableguidance of Howard Hudson, iS notwithout its good points. One of thepoint.s is the following reply: |Check your classification—W’om-an.1. Are you going to try for ajob after graduation?Yes. ♦2. Are yoi planning to do grad¬uate work?No.3. Are you sure of a job aftergraduation?Yes.4. What sort of work will youdo? (Salos, accounting, teachingetc.)Prostitution.5. Is this in line with your ma¬jor interest?Yes.6. How are you obtaining thejob?Personal contact, friends.And now lest any of readers getworried about the honor of ourcoeds, we hasten to assure themthat the questionnaire was filled outin a handwriting that was unmistak¬ably masculine in character or lackof it.flunking cum laudeApparently the ways of the NowPlan are manifold and not to be re¬vealed with ease to our petty humanintellects. Our latest problem is thepotentially sad case of Robert Cha¬pel. Mr. Chapel has been brightenough to take; advantage of thetime saving devices of the NewPlan. Although only a junior he isplanning to graduate at the end ofthis year. Now it seems that he hasbeen taking his work in the Schoolof Business and has been so goodthat he has taken and passed busi¬ness Honors whiqh entitles him to a(Continued on page 2) WOMER ELECTEDNEW PRESIDENTOFI-FmNCiLSolf, George, Glomset,Kutner Are OtherMembersJohn Womer was elected headof the new Interfraternity commit¬tee for 1934-35 appointed yester¬day by William E. Scott, dean ofstudent^. Waldemar Solf was madesecretary-treasurer of the group.In addition to Womer and Solf,Everett George, Dan Glomset, andDavid Kutner are members of thegroup.Womer a P«i UWomer, a member of Psi U, is amember of the varsity football teamand of Owl and Serpent. Solf, aPhi Pi Phi, is business manager ofthe Cap and Gown, senior managerof Intramurals, a University mar¬shal, and a member of Owl and Ser¬pent.Glomset is a member of KappaSigma, the Chapel council, Owi andSerpent, captain of the swimmingteam for the past year, and a Uni¬versity marshal. Kutner. a ZetaBete, is on the editorial staff of TheDaily Maroon, a member of Black-friars, and a University marshal.George is a member of Sigma Nu.One important change in rush¬ing rules was made at the firstmeeting of the committee yesterday.Article 4, Section D, was mado toread as follows:“If by 12 noon on Thursday olthe seventh week of the winter quar¬ter a freshman does not express hisdesire to join a fraternity, he willnot be permitted to pledge a fra¬ternity until the last day of thespring quarter.New Rule Effective ImmediatelyThis rule, to go into effect im¬mediately, makes it possible forfreshmen who did not take a fra¬ternity in the winter quarter topledge a house Thursday, June 14,or thereafter.The new group will start workimniediately in assisting the Uni¬versity in its rushing program. Eachhouse is urged to supply Mrs. Silarin Cobb 208 with a list of out of-town members and their home ad¬dresses so that she may notify themof prospective students who residenear them. O’Brien PresentsMowrer in FinalStudent LectureHoward Vincent O’Brien, authorof the column “All Things Consid¬ered,’’ will introduce Paul ScottMowrer in the sixth and final lec¬ture of the current Student Seriestomorrow evening at 8:30 in Man-del hall. Recently returned from theParis office of the Daily News, Mr.Mowrer will speak on “The Pros¬pects of War in Europe.’’ He is nowassociate editor of the ChicagoDaily News.All tickets for the lecture arepriced at 55 cents. All seats arereserved. The box office in Man-del is now open beginning at 10.Former literary critic for theChicago Daily News, O’Bvien beganwriting his column several years ago.He is also author of several novels.This year he was awarded $200 bythe Chicago' Foundation for Liter¬ature for outstanding achievementsin journalism.Mowrer is the brother of EdgarAnsel Mow'rer who spoke earlier inthe year on the German situation. Heis a graduate of the University inthe class of 1905. Two months agohe was recalled from his foreignpost in Paris to become associateeditor of the Daily News.PUBLICATIONS ELECTNEXT TEAR'S STAFFMEMBERS THIS WEEKDaily Maroon, Cap & Gown,and Phoenix to NameNew BoardsOriental MuseumShows Movies ofNear East Survey“The Human Adventure,’’ a talk¬ing picture showing the discoveriesof the Oriental Institute in Egyptand Asia Minor, will be shown forthe first time in International Housetheater Thursday evening. The pic¬ture was photographed by CharlesBreasted, executive secretary of theOriental Institute, and deals withthe evolution of man. The first show¬ing is being presented for the ben¬efit of the University Settlement.Dr. James H. Breasted, ErnestD. Burton professor emeritus ofEgyptology and Oriental History,will deliver an address at the firstperformance. The theme of “The'Human Advienture,’’ a|cdolrding< toDr. 'Bteasted, is “the most remark¬able process known to us in the uni¬verse—the rise of man from savag¬ery to civiiiznuvn.’’Eight of the fourteen expeditionssent out by the Institute since 1919were visited by the cameraman, themovies including views of Egypt,Palestine, Anatolia, and Persia,showing the link between the neareast of today and the forgotten pastBrief descriptions of the rise andfall of prehistoric civilizations aredepicted in the production.Charles Breasted, who is the sonof Dr. Breasted, flew over 600 milesOf desert ^d towering mountainranges in order to make the photo¬graphs. The weather conditions un¬der which he was forced to take thepictures alternated between blazingdesert heat and freezing cold onthe mountain plateaus. 800 feet ofthe film show the results of a duststorm in Iraq at the time the photo¬graphs were made. Election of staff members fornext year will be held this week bythree major publications: The DailyMaroon, the Cap and Gown, and thePhoenix. Elections in all cases willbe decided by a majority vote of theoutgoing board of control.Daily Maroon board of controlpositions consist of the following:editor-in-chief, business manager,managit^ editor, circulation man¬ager, and two associate editors.Those eligible for editorial positionson the board of control include:Tom Barton, Howard P. Hudson,David H. Kutner, Howard M. Rich,Ruth Greenebaum, Charles Hoerr,Henry Kelley, Raymond Lahr, Cur¬tis Melnick, Donald Morris, RalphNicholson, Jeanne Stolte, and Wil¬liam Watson.Those who are eligible for elec¬tion to the business department po¬sitions on the board of control in¬clude: William Bergman, WilliamO’Donnell, Robert Samuels, RodChapin, Frank Davis, Zalmon Gold¬smith, Gerald Stern, and EverettStorey.Phoenix PoeitionsNine candidates are vying for staffpositions on next year’s Phoenix,according to Milt Olin, editor. Theyal-v: Philip Abrahms, Sidney Hy¬man, Nathan Krevitsky, B'ettyKruescher, Harry Morrison, Rosa-lyn Morse, Edward Myers, HenryReese and Adele Sandman.Although Cap and Gown staffpositions for next year will be an¬nounced this week, a list of eligiblecandidates has not as yet been pre¬pared, aiccQ*rdin^ to, Evenett bar¬ker, editor.O’DONNEU., PRESIDENTOF NOTRE DAME, DIESThe Rev. Father Charles L.O’Donnell, for almost six yearspresident of Notre Dame university,died from a streptococcus infectionearly yesterday after an illness ofover a year. The last rites of theCatholic chprch were administeredto him several weeks ago, but herallied and for a time appeared bet¬ter.Elected eleventh president ofNotre Dame in 1928 for a three-year term, he was reelected in 1931.His term would have expired nextmonth, for a president can serveNotre Dame only six years. TheRev. John F. O’Hara, C. S. C., ap¬pointed vice president of the univer¬sity last July, will serve out the re¬mainder of the Rev. O’Donnell’sterm as acting president, it was an¬nounced. METCALF AWARDS23 MAJOR C’S,17 OLyNGLISHCapt. Off ill Voted MostValuable BaseballPlayerAnnouncement of the award of23 major C’s and 17 old English C’sin four sports was made yesterdayby T. N. Metcalf, director of athlet¬ics. The selection of Captain Ash¬ley W. Offill as the most valuableplayer to the baseball team was alsoannounced by Kyle Anderson, base¬ball coach.Offill was chosen by majorityvote of his teammates. Coach Ander¬son, and The Daily Maroon sportsdepartment. He will compete withthe nine most valuable players fromthe other conference schools for thefirst annual most valuable playertrophy.The letter awards are as follows:B a s e b a 1 I—Major C: RichardCochran, William Comerford, Wil¬liam Haarlow, Robert Langford,David Levin, James Lewis, E. J.Novak, Ashley Offill, EdwardThompson, Ralph Wehling. Old Eng¬lish C: Edward Beeks, Marvin Berk-son, R. E. B'. Ganzer, Connor Laird,Gerald Ratner, William Sherwin.Track—Major C: Jay Berwanger,Harold Block, Robert Milow, Eu¬gene Ovson, Sam Perils, EdwardRapp, John Roberts, B'arton Smith,Lea Yarnall. Old English C: A.Cameron Dystrup, Edward Krause,Edward Nicholson, William Sills.Tennis—Major C: Max Davidson,Ellmore Patterson, Trevor Weiss.Old English C: Myron Duhl, GeorgeFactor, Graves Holbrook, CharlesTyroler.Golf—Major C: Edward Mauer-man. Old English C: Harry Baker,Robert Howe, Burton Young. June Phoenix Goeson Sale TomorrowTwo of the biggest “Big Men OnCampus’’ have writfen for the“Farewell” issue of Phoenix, whichgoes on sale tomorrow morning at8. Wayne Rapp, presldem of theSenior class, gives an expose of him¬self in “Between the Two of Us, Meand You,” and John Barden, editorof The Daily Maroon, gives the read¬er an allegorical picture of thoughtin the University in “The Worm Getsthe Bird.”Gertie the Go-Getter’s column,generally the most widely read fea¬ture, contains more names persquare inch than ever before, andthree full pages of jokes add muchto the issue.1934 CLASS FUNDOF $1550 BREAKSEXISTING RECORD MARDON FINISHESJODSDRVEYOFGRADUATE GLASS35 Percent of GroupElects Teaching asLife WorkPledges to the 1934 Class Schol¬arship Fund for a total amount of$1550 by 310 students, breaking allrecords for both the number of par¬ticipants and the total amount ofmoney, was announced yesterday byWilliam Kaufman, general chairmanof the Scholarship Fund committee.The committee consists of tenmembers of the Senior class appoint¬ed to manage the fund. The pur¬pose of the fund is to provide schol¬arships of one year to deservingstudents regardless of the class.Enough has already been pledgedfor nine scholarships and over three-fifths of the members of the grad¬uating class have already partici¬pated.The committee in charge of theadministering of these scholarshipsinclude Wayne Rapp, president ofthe Senior class, William Kaufman,David Levine, Ruth Works, LoisCromwell, George Wrighte, AlvinPitcher, and Dean William E. Scott,who is acting in advisory capacity. By HOWARD P. HUDSONThe Daily Maroon’s employmentquestionnaire has been answered by62 per cent of the graduating classof 1934. Of the 550 letters sent outinquiring as to the future careersof the outgoing class, 341 have beenretunied, and the complete resultsare in the table below.The most popular field by far isthe teaching profession, 35 per centof the group electing this as theirlife work. While it should be notedthat 19 of the 92 women interest¬ed in this work are at present em¬ployed as teachers, the results arestill significant.Sales and business are the nextmost popular choices for the wholegroup, while a larger number of thewomen are choosing social servicework. Accounting and chemistryalso has its share.Other JobsBut the “big-money” jobs of afew years ago banking, advertising,bonds, and insurance will he prac¬tically ignored by the Universityjob-seekers. Where formerly therewere swarms of young college gradu¬ates selling bonds, only one is ven¬turesome enough to try it this year.Three are entering banking, threeinsurance, and four, advertising.Despite this breaking away fromthe time-worn occupations of an¬other period, there is still a reluct¬ance on the part of the graduates tobreak into new fields. Radio, for in¬stance, is drawing only two men.(Continued on page 4)RESULTS OF MAROON SURVEY AT A GLANCEQuestionnaire Answer Men Women146 195 Total3411. Are you going to try Yes 120 162 282for a job after grad¬uation? No 25 28 532. Are you planning to do Yes 81 66 147graduate work? No 66 105 1713. Are you sure of a job Yes 43 49 92after graduation? Fairly Certain 25 27 52Rather Doubtful 19 28 47No 48 78 1264. a. What sort of work Sales 17 14 31will you be doing, or Accounting 20 1 21are you intere.sted in Banking 3 0 3doing? Advertising 2 2 4Law 12 0 12Teaching 29 92 121Insurance 3 0 3Bonds 1 0 1Journalism 2 5 7Social Work 2 18 20Business 11 20 31Medicine 1 0 1Research 5 4 9Chemistry 10 0 10Dietetics 0 3 3Anything 7 5 12Nothing 0 3 3All others 21 16 37tb. Is this in line with Yes 96 142 238your major interest? No 21 21 425. How are you obtain- University 49 54 103ing the job? CXitside Agency 10 22 32Personal Contact 60 45 105On your own 52 80 1326. Are you registered with Yes 72 97 169the Board of Vocation¬al Guidance and Place¬ment? No 76 80 156Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1934iatlg ilarnnttFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon it the official student newspaper of thaUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Mtur<myiSunday, and Monday duripg the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50i a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No resi)onsibility is assumed by the University oi Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Elntered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly rwerves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNoel B. Gerson David H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell hohert SamuelaSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Donald MorrisRuth Greenebaum Janet Lewy Ralph Nicholaon.Charles Ho*>rr Curtis Melnick Jeanne StolteHenry Kelley William WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmon Goldsmith Gerald SternT^nk Davis Howard Gottschalk Everett StoreyRobert McQuilkJnEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editor: Edgar GreenebaumAssistants: Ury and Cutright.Tuesday, June 5, 1934 Under such a formula, he who conforms bestbecomes petty, and life’s little pettinesses becomehis little triumphs. He goes his small way, think¬ing about small things, in a small dimension. Heattends classes to disturb them and ranks his lec'turers by the brand and quantity of jokes used.To him any group of persons on campus, nota club, a fraternity, or an honor society, is a bunchof radicals, bringing only discredit upon the Uni¬versity.For him the campus humor magazine mustprint the usual number of crudities or he will notbuy it. This boycott is a real threat since his kindare in the majority even at the University. Themagazine must not go literary, because, not with¬out reason, conformists have genuine fear of any¬thing literary.If the college newspaper shows signs of goingintellectual, literary, or even intelligent, it becomesa menace to the University in the myopic eye ofthe campus conformist. And he moves eagerlyto administer petty punishments.His movements, decisions, and opinions are nothis own, even within the limits of free will. Hiscautious maxim is: "A wise man keepeth hismouth shut and never putteth his neck out, foronly thus doth he make many enemies.” Evenconservatives will tell you that this maxim is justas crazy as it can be.A conservative banker once told us: “I have nouse for a young fellow who was never socialisticnor communistic, who never agitated for reform,who never led some crazy crusade.”Strangely enough, we have here a banker whowas right!—J. P. B.The Travelling BazaarBy MILT OLININ DEFENSE OFINDEPENDENCEIndependence is a very ill-used, mistreatedword.If independence meant what it should mean,we could not use it to describe anything in theworld, since nothing is completely independent.That unattainability explains why independenceis valued so highly by everybody but Universitystudents. In spite of the true assertion that any¬one can prove anything by history, man did setgreat value on independence in history.Certainly the Israelites independently departedfrom Egypt. The Assyrians independently abol¬ished the Babylonians. The Persians were veryrugged and independent about the Assyrians,leaving them only to the archeologist. But thePersians ran into the independent Greeks who fellto Rome, after establishing many intellectual andartistic anchors. And in the name of independ¬ence, everybody annihilated Rome,From Rome on the Marxian economic classstruggle proposition about history is very plausi¬ble and is also talking about independence. How¬ever, the great struggle for independence set upby one of England’s minor colonies in 1776 towhich so many able orators appeal had a verystrong economic stench to it.But even from so brief a review, one can seethat men have held the right to be relatively in¬dependent very dearly. Everybody, that is, ex¬cept the American university student.We do not say that our American institutionsof higher learning fail to recognize the value ofindependence. The best of them—like the Uni¬versity—allow it in practice. Tbe University goesto such great lengths that it even tries to teach itsstudents to think independently. Educationallythe job seems practically hopeless.Perhaps if the University began by teachingits students how to think, it would have moresuccess in teaching them what to think about.Our discouraging point remains: Even on acampus that encourages independent thinking, somany University students learn nothing but howto conform.Their education becomes a neglected avocation.Instead they study great dramas of collegiateathletics. They consider weighty social prob¬lems, presented by proms, balls, and dances. Ascampus statesmen they receive a practical train¬ing in a rugged kind of political science.Collegiate athletics provide proper conversa¬tion; dances provide proper social manners, onlyslightly inferior to those learned in high school;and the definition of a campus statesman is theperfect personality combination of proper conver¬sation and proper social manners.In such an uncivilized hierarchy, education isunnecessary, unpleasant, but unavoidable. It isa momentary preoccupation, disgusting, and con¬fining. CUM LOUDPretty soon, if teachers are the usual amountkinder with seniors than they are with otherclassmen, some of our class will be walking upthe chapel aisle to say farewell to Prexy, as itwere, and what he represents. Hope none of ushas to come back and spend day after day in theCof’ Shop next autumn waiting for somebody togive a job selling conditioned air, or somebody.Oh, we’re not too worried. It does no good tomope and cry ’bout whom we’ll work for inJuly; we like to piddle along and worry about thelittle things, and yet few things in life are worththe trouble it takes to shave a growth of stubble.Which is an indication that it’s fortunate for youout there that this column reaches a vacationsoon. Cum lousy.« * *THAT FRIDAY PARTYLast chance for all the seniors to get togetherin a big waddow is this Friday out at OlympiaFields Ountrycay Ubclay. Wayne Rapp and hisSenior Council (pat pat pat) are throwing aparty at two bucks a person out there. And getthis straight: ALL WOMEN WHO ATTENDHAVE TO LAY THEIR OWN TWO BUCKS ONTHE LINE! It is a factual statement that bot¬anical mudpies will be plastered upon any un¬holy male chest which weakens to such a degreethat its owner will plunk out his hard-founddough for a simpering female. THE PARTY ISDISTINCTLY A DUTCH TREAT PARTY anda buck fifty will go for your food and the otherhalf will go for the grand music of Harry Berk-over’s band. It’s for seniors, but senior womenmay invite underclassmen to come, if they’ll paytheir own way, and senior men may do the same.Betty Bliss and Schnozzle, the b. /., were the firsttwo eggs to buy on this individual plan. Theyshall have an extra dance free.« «SONG IN SEVERAL MOODSThe department wishes to correct an impres¬sion spread by your favorite columnist last week;Morey Mosk did not come back to arrange ap¬proaching nuptials with Annette Roesing, nor isshe going back to Calif, with him. It was aprank of an enemy or a fraternity brother (DickZacharias) or both to give us the information asauthentic. The facts are that Morey came backto throw Mr. Tefft’s Real Property examinationfor the way it threw him a year ago, as he says,and Miss Roesing’s west coast trip will be noth¬ing more than a bit of a vacation hop. Thismuch, however, is admitted: a very sincerefriendship.... Di'cL' Schlesinger agrees with IF.Martinson that Rita Cusack is one of the nicestlittle numbers around..Frerf Fendig appeared atthe Quad Beverly party to make it seem like oldentimes.... Billie Watrous is losing weight, as youwill notice when you buy your Pharewell Phoenixfrom her tomorrow morning. Last issue one ofthe best Read the ad about Gertie’s nertiebrother hertie, the little squertie.,..While writing these columns one spends muchtime gazing at the Hutchins’ washing hanging intheir backyard, which proves that the dog-daysmust be here.. .Carl Aayard, the Rockford fla.sh,has been quietly attending to his own and otherpeople’s business in the Burton office these pasttwo years.\ Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:Permit with kindness this Japan¬ese boy tell you he very much likeDaily Maroon of Friday.Daily Maroon of Friday very goodbecause he have six pages and havemany pictures of advertising. AlsoDaily Maroon of Friday very goodbecause with six pages have makevery good number on fly swatter forswat flys.With respect,Te Osan.There is something subtle aboutthis.—ed.FEES FOR GRADUATESDUE THIS AFTERNOONAll graduation fees for the June12 convocation must be paid by 3today at the Bursar’s office. Thisis the deadline set some week ago,and according to an announcementmade yesterday, this date wull notbe extended.Rental sets are due at the Book¬store library by June 13, the storehas announced. An exception is be¬ing made in the case of the sets forSocial Science I which must bekept until June 15. Buildings andgrounds has announced that lockerkeys must be returned or renewedby June lb.SWEETNESS ANDLIGHT(Continued from page 1)cum laude after his name in thegraduation program. However he isstill faced with the task of passinghis divisional comprehensive beforehe can graduate. While it’s hardlycredible that he will flunk and whilewe wish him nothing but the best ofluck, we still can’t quite suppressthe hope that the examiners will gethim on a technicality so he can godown in scholastic history as thefirst man to flunk cum laude.At the University of Californiaat Los Angeles candidates for stu¬dent offices have to be heavilyguarded by police to protect themfrom being kidnapped by opposingforces. ITALIAN DISCOVERSELEMENT 93 INCHEMICAL SERIESRome, Italy, June 4 (AP)—Thediscovery of a new element, number23 in the periodic chart of elements,was announced before a meeting ofthe Academie Italia. It was discov-: ered by Henrico Fermi, a memberof the Academy, who artificially cre¬ated the element from uranium bybombarding the nucleus with neu¬trons.The new element, coming oneahead of uranium, has a nuclearcharge greater than any other ele¬ment, and like uranium it is radio¬active. It exhibits properties anal-agous to mangranese.Commenting on the Italian scien¬tist’s discovery, William D. Harkins,Carl William Eisendrath professorof Chemistry, said, “Fermi doesvery accurate work, but I could notjudge the work without going intoit in detail,’’ Professor Harkins hasbeen doing similar work at the Uni¬versity in the bombardment ofnuclei of atoms with neutrons. (CENTURY OF PROGRESS)DO NOT FAIL TO VISITMERRIE ENGLANDLand of Shakespeare and Dickenswith replicas ofShakespeare’s HouseAnn Hathaway’s CottageThe Old Curiosity ShopEAT OR MAKE MERRIE ATThe Red Lion InnThe Old Curiosity ShopEnjoy Shakespeare Every HouratTHE OLD GLOBE THEATREand Morris. Sword, and CountryDances, Kilties, Old Madrigalsand Punch and JudyGifts for the GraduateU .of C. JewelryBook EndsKodaks — StationeryPen and Pencil SetsThe latest Fiction andGeneral BooksLeather Bound VolumesTypewritersU. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVENUETHECAP & GOWNis selling fast!iYou may still get a copy atLexington Hallfor $2.75Subscribers are urged toget their reserved copyby Thursday ! ^All uncalled for books will be placed on generalSale Friday, June 8.DAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDAY. JUNE 5. 1934 Page Three(Century of ProKress)DOBE HOUSERESTAURANT2«th ST. and ERICKSON DRIVEDINE AND DANCENo Corer Charge—No Admission Fee Alumni Baseball Stars Return toBattle Varsity in :Ganxe Thursday•mm MONTNr couuiIMTt AN* Ot^WIAIilmoseriUSlNISS COLLIOIMM MOM*. AAkNU.MLTennis Players !RYBICK’S TENNISSHCPNow located at1544 E. 64th St.Expert Racket RestringingBy Machine $2.00 - $7.00WE CALL AND DELIVERW I PLEASEDIVw discovered Youth must not be served—a slowball—will be the motto of the daywhen the alumni clash with theirsuccessors of today in the annual1 alumni-varsity baseball game. Thegame, preceding the yearly dinnerof the Order of the “C” will be heldThursday at 3 o’clock on Greenwoodfield.H. 0. Crisler, “Fritz” to you, willhead the returning alumni team.Crisler, now head coach at Prince¬ton, is slated to toe the slab for theelders. Fred Walker, one-time NewYork Giant moundsman, will beCrisler’s relief. Tony Hinkle, ath¬letic director at Butler, may pitcha couple of innings.More Old-Timers.\mong the other veterans offormer days are “Skee” Sauer, Eli-dor Libonati, and Nels Norgren, all“C” men of the days before thewar. Younger graduates will includeHaydon Wingate, Maroon catcher ofa few year’s past, Marshall Fish,stellar infielder of a few years’ ago,and John Howell, Bob Kaplan, BillUrban, and Art Cahill will also re¬port for the game.The alumni will probably bestrengthened by the appearance ofKyle Anderson, the baseball coach,who will turn traitor and show hischarges their boss in action. Kylewas once with Pittsburgh. If a suf¬ficient number of alumni appear forthe battle the varsity may take themon in two seven inning games. Ad¬mission to the game will be free.jCLASS/5ITOPCIASS COMPLETE THREETENNIS FINALS INI-M TOURNAMENTto bufi>pe vtaRED’STARIT’S a pleasure to you and a plea¬sure to your pocketbook to sail inthe finest cabins, enjoy the top decks,the largest public rooms on the ship... and pay only Tourist Class fare.On these large, comfortable Red Starliners, TounstQass is topclass. Regu¬lar sailings to and from Southampton,Havre and Antwerp. Minimum fares—Tourist Claaa ^ 117.50 One Way,^212 Round Trip; Third Qass ^2One Way, ^144.^0 Round Trip.S. S. MINNIWASKA S. S. MINNITONKA22,000 groM'toiuS. S. PINNLANO S. S. WESTERNLANDi6,>oo grow tons5m your (oca/ afcn/- His strvietf are frtt.RED STAR LINEMarnatioaal MercaatMe Martaa Co. /Aeents Everywhere21S No. Michigan Aye., Chicago,Randolph €840 Greenberg of Kappa Nu defeat¬ed Mertz of Phi Gamma Delta 6-4,6-4 to take first place in the fra¬ternity division of the intramuraltennis tournament. Mertz had beatWebber of S. A. E., 6-0, 6-1. In thefraternitjr doubles tournament, Con¬nor and Mark of Phi P.si beat Ham¬burger and Weinberg of Z. B. T. bya 6-1, 6-3 score.The independent doubleschampionship was won by Bernsteinand Glickman. They beat Richard¬son and Deckand, 2-6, 7-5, 6-2. Inthe semi-final round they beat Mc¬Neil and Ebersold. In the sameround Richardson and Deckand setSackheim and Ei-senschiml for theirliosition. The play in the singlesdepartment of the independent divi¬sion i.s still unfinished. Wyatt willmeet Glickman in the l.nal match.In the dormitory division the finalmatche.s are yet to be played. Brand,who beat Lusk, 6-0, 6-0, played oneset of his final match with Wallisbefore being stopped by the rainHe won 6-0. Brand has breezed eas¬ily through his former matches andis favored to finish in the samestyle.The dormitory doubles finals willsee Bartlett and Fareed opposingStaley and Wallis. In the semi-finalsStaley and Wallis advanced overDoyle an Herbolscheimer by defaultand Bartlett and Fareed beat Wood¬ruff and Rogers, 6-2, 6-2.Dorchester 4776Everyone Goes toTHE C/MPIIS INN6158 Cottage Grove Ave.ENTERTAININGDANCINGBEER $.10No Cover or Minimum ChargeiOE 6LA»EFORMERLY OF THE CIVIC OPERA ^AND CHICAGO GRAND OPERA! ^a gorgeoBt show andyoa may dance toGASTON dl ^ ^MAULIN’SorchestraiH COE(together witha Big Floor ShowStarring—Daring^'^DOROTHY DENESEA (together withrr ^ a Big Floor Show 'Starring—Dancing to Oancf PrM"**** NitelyFRANKIE CHICAGO NINE 18-5|MAROONS FINISH STHWell, it’s all over now. EnteringMadison with a glorious chance tofinish in a tie for third place, theMaroon baAeball team, minus theservices of shortstop Bill Haarlow,put on a grand flop before 350 loyalWiconsin rooters, folding up to thetune of -18 to 5. Wisconsin scoredin every inning but the seventh.Minnesota’s Gophers, who wonthe conference championship la.styear, were kind enough to fold upin their final game with OhioState, thus crowding the Maroonsout of the cellar. The Chicagoansfinished in a tie for eighth withIowa, winning four out of ten.Pitching ? ? ? ?No pitching was the obvious causeof the Chicago defeat. Ed Novakstarted and allowed five runs in thelirst two innings. HTe then filledthe bases in the third. At this pointit was decided that he was ineffec¬tive, so Langford was permitted todemonstrate his skill.Bob did right well, allowing onlyone of the runs to score on a field¬er’s choice, but from then on, hedidn’t lower his earned run averageany. Five iBadgers crossed theplate in the fourth. Three morecounted in the fifth. And then Bobstarted to bear down, permittingonly two runs in the sixth.In “lucky seventh,” the Cardinalschalked up their only goose egg, butresumed production in the eighth.During this inning Lanford was ad¬judge to have suffered enough, soConnor Laird was instructed to haltthe enemy. His success may bejudged from the fact that he per¬mitted only two runs in the one inn¬ing he worked.Sluggers ? ? ? ?Meanwhile the other members ofthe team were faring little uetter.Carl Vacek, who won five of Wis¬consin’s six conference victories,was effectively checking the Chi¬cago hitters, hanging horse collarsaround such sluggers a Ralph Wehl-ing. Bill Comerford, Ash OfFill, andBert Ganzer. Dave Levin also com¬mitted three errors to join in thefun, while Cochran and Comerfordcontributed one each.Now for the cheerful” part, ifsuch there be. Levin slammed him¬self three hits, including a triplewith the bases full, to boost hisaverage to .393 to tie Ralph Wehlingfor second. Dick Cochran lifted hismark to .410 for the season to leadthe team, knocking out two forthree, including a home run. AndJim Lewis uncorked three hits outof four attempts. Summary:Chicago 000 002 030— 5 9 5Wisconsin 321 532 02x—18 18 1Batteries: Novak, Langford,Laird and Offill; Vaicek and Ross.Alpha Sig’s Win inI-M Playground BallAlpha Sigma Phi beat Phi KappaSigma 6 to 5 for third place in thefraternity division of the intramuralplayground ball tourney. The AlphaSigs scored their lead-off man in thefirst inning. Stolfa singled the firsttime up and was knocked in byMarynowski’s double. Stolfa, Mary-nowski and Lunter counted for thewinners in the sixth inning, andBrislen and 'Lunter came in in theeighth.Phi Kappa Sigma tallied one inthe second, one in the fourth, onein the seventh, and two in theeighth. They spread out their 16 hitsto great disadvantage. The AlphaSig’s made only eight hits, but theyganged them up with a couple errorsto put six men home.FINAL STANDINGSW L T Pet.Illinois 9 1 0 .900Indiana 6 3 1 .667Wisconsin 6 6 0 .500Michigan 6 6 0 .500Ohio State 5 5 0 .500Purdue 4 5 1 .444Northwestern 5 7 0 .417Chicago 4 6 0 .400Iowa 4 6 0 .400Minnesota 4 8 0 .333 ANNOUNCE WINNERSOF NUMERAL AWARDSIN SPRING SPORTSNumeral awards in spring sportsand service awards for spring foot-hall were announced yesterday by T.N. Metcalf, director of Athletics.Awards in tennis, golf, and polo arenot included in this announcement.Football numerals were given toseven men who did not receive thisrecognition at the end of the fallsession. They are: Harry Bartron,Marvin L. Channon, Henry W. Cut¬ter, Henry Kellog, Robert K. Loom¬is, A. Manske and Bart Rose.Numerals for swimming were pre¬sented to Howard Chandler, WilliamFrankel, John Funkey, Roger Pal-enske, Richard T. Smith, and, TetsuiWatanobi.Award Fencing NumeralsRecipients of numeral awards forfencing include Algerd Jozapiatis,Henry Lemon, A. H. Lidov, JamesWalters, Campbell Wilson, and Lo-land Winter.Gymnastic awards were made toW’illiam M. Ford, Phineas Indritz,Robert H. Scanlon, Louis Schaeffer,Leonard Stine, Ben Walpole, andEd Williams.Numerals for baseball were pre-serited to Robert Harrop, GeorgeHedrick, Donald H. Howard, AntonE. Kruzic, Cecil LeBoy, Elmer Nes-sler, Robert Shipway, David Silver-stein, Edwin R. Tyke, Frank Vanek,Norman L. Weiss, Louis Fuchs, Ber¬nard Klein, and Edward Opperman.Omar Fareed and Dean Phemisterreceived awards in track.Present Football JerseysWhite jerseys were given as serv¬ice awards for spring football toRalph Balfanz, Ned Bartlett, MerrittBush, Edward Culldn, Robert Deem,Edward Friedman, William Giller-lain, James Gold, Arthur Grossman,Prescott Jordan, Thomas Kelley,William E. Kendall, Arthur Lindahl,David LeFevre, Robert Martin,Stanley Marinowski, Harmon Meigs,Harry Nacey, Ewald Nyquist, Ell-more C. Patterson, Robert Perretz,Bart Peterson, Gordon Peterson, N.Allen Riley, William Runyan,Adolph Schuessler, Jack Scruby,Robert Shipway, Warren G. Skon-ing. Nelson Thomas, Frank Spear¬ing, John W. Webster, RainwaterWells, Sam Whiteside, Coburn Whit¬tier, Paul Whitney, Ed Wolfenson,John Womer, and Clarence Wright.Maroon sweat shirts were givento James Harrison, R. Hartwell, andEarl Sappington for service inspring football.Numeral Awards in Wrestling, PoloNumeral awards in polo weregiven to John Bodfish, Thomas J.J. Christian, Frederick L. Devereux,Paul Gustavson, and Ben Mann.Wrestling numerals were awardedHoward Lloyd Miller and JeromeWalter Stowell.HOLD FINALS INWOMEN’S TENNISFinals of the women’s tennis tour¬nament, sponsored by the Racquetclub, will be Jield this afternoon at4 o’clock on the Varsity courts. Thefinalists, Kay Wendt and EstherWeber, survived a field of 30 en¬trants. Kay Wendt was winner oflast year’s tournament, while EstherWeber is vice-president of W. A. A.MOVIE STARSGrid men and particularly lines¬men are supposed to look ferocious.Ernie Smith and Bob Hall, two U.S. C. ex-stars are extras in Holly¬wood.... and in a recent flickerin which they played the part of Ro¬man centurions, the two tough boyshad to have their hair marcelled tolook pretty.MISS DINING ROOMLINDQUIsT 5540 Hyde Park BWd.. in theBroadview Hotel, and1464 E. 67th St.One of the most attractive roomsin Hyde Park where highest qual¬ity food is served at moderateprices.It is a treat to help yourself fromour SWEDISH BUFFET which ispart of the dinner and is temptingto the most jaded appetite.Dinners 60c, 75c, and $1.00Luncheons SSc to 60cWe make a specialty of lunclieonand dinner parties in our privatedining room. SportFlasheHonoring—Outstanding—-By TOM BARTON-Running the risk of opinionatingourselves, we select as the outstand¬ing Maroon athlete of the passingUniverity year, George Wrighte,gymnastic star. Wrighte, twice cap¬tain of the gymnasts, has a threeyear record that has rated him na¬tional recognition in his sport.Max Davidson’s individual per¬formance in tennis, Berwanger’s infootball and track, and Bill Haar-low’s accomplishments in baseballand basketball were other feats note¬worthy to Maroons during the year1933-34.So far as the most outstandingteam performance of the year, theChicago-Dartmouth grid game wasby far the most pleasing and themost surprising. The 39-0 Maroonvictory will go down in all-time Ma¬roon history as something to talkabout.Nationally, we would select GlennCunningham, Kansas track ace, andCharles Kocsis, the Michigan golfer,as two who made sport’s history dur¬ing the speedily closing college year.Cunningham’s record breaking dis¬tance runs and Kocsis’ startling per¬formance in the Big Ten meet, andmore recently his second place in the Detroit section of qualifyinground for the National Open, werereal individual accomplishments.* * *That varsity-alumni scrambleThursday should be some battle,what with two athletic directors,Crisler of Princeton and Tony Hin¬kle of Blitler, in the alumni lineup.And Fred Walker, an old majorleague pitcher (N. Y. Giants), willbe on hand to see that too manyballs aren’t hit over the left fieldwall.KEEFREY DRUGSTORE\55 th and Kenwood Ave.H. P. 0526 Free Delivery ServiceDrugs • Cigarettes - CosmeticsGiant Ice Cream SodasAny Flavor Ten CentsHOW’S YOUR C^ME?You will improveit with the rightquality racket,workmanship andJOHNSON’STennis Strings5ark OlrnittH (Co.NINE-O-TWO EAST FIFTY-SIXTH ST.Hyde Park 6501Travel inCOMFORTEVERYWHERE EVERY DAYone way in coaches (10% reduction for round trip tocertain destinations)—also round trip in Pullman andParlor cars, limit 10 to 15 days according to destination.2%c a mileeach way, long limit round trip,in Pullman and Parlor cars 3 ( a mileon* way in Pullman andParlor carsTickets at these new low fares good everywhere, every day, onIllinois Central System and through to points on Western,Southwestern and Southeastern railroads.SOME TYPICAL FARES FROM CHICAGOBiloxi, Miss. • IN COACHESOne RoundW*y Trip$15.80 IN rULLMANS ud PARLOR CARSOne Short Limit Lone LimitW«jr ReundTrip Rou^Trlp$27.06 $36.10 $45.10Birmingham, Ala • 11.33 — 19.76 26.35 32.95Champaign, Ill. • 2.54 $ 4.58 3.80 5.10 6.35Dubuque, Iowa . 3.63 6.54 5.44 7.30 9.10Hot Springs, Ark. 13.85 24.93 20.77 27.70 34.65Houston, Texas 22.12 39.82 33.17 44.25 55.30Jacksonville, Fla. * 17.68 — 32.46 43.30 54.10Memphis, Tenn. 10.88 19.59 16.31 21.75 27.20Miami, Fla. , . 0 23.16 — 43.44 57.95 72.40New Orleans, La. # 16.33 29.40 28.13 37.55 46.90Omaha, Nebr. . 0 9.97 17.95 14.94 19.95 24.90Rockford, 111. . * 1.72 3.10 2.56 3.45 4.30St. Louis, Mo. . 5.79 10.43 8.67 11.60 14.45San Antonio, Texas 24.30 43.74 36.44 48.60 60.75Savannah, Ca. . 16.78 30.65 40.90 51.10Sioux City, Iowa 10.19 18.35 15.28 20.40 25.50Sioux Falls, S. D. • 10.64 19.16 15.96 21.30 26.60Springfield lU. e 3.72 6.70 5.56 7.45 9.30Tampa, Fla. . . e 20.00 — 37.09 49.50 61.85Waterloo, Iowa 0 5.50 9.90 8.24 11.00 13.75Charge is made for sleeping and parlor car spacePULLMAN SURCHARGE ABOLISHED1/3 reduction In cost of Pullman travelShip yourcar—only3.6 cents amil#. Askfor details. For further details phoneHarriMa 7620, Stata 0313 or Central 7340Addreo mail tnquiriet toJ. V. LAKIGAN, Pauenger Tra!5c Managerlllinoia Central SytlemRoom 501 Central Station, Chicago, Illinoii Plan now tovisit ChicagoWorld’s Fair,1934—biggerand betterTHE ROAD OF TRAVEL LUXURYPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 1934W.A.A. Holds AnnualDinner in Ida Noyes“Olympia,” W. A. A.’s springbanquet will be presented on Thurs¬day with Dr. Anton J. Carlson,“Phoebus,” Miss Gertrude Dudley,“Hera,” and Dr. Dudley B. Reed,“Aescielapus,” as speakers. The din¬ner will be given in the Cloister IClub of Ida Noyes at 6.The banquet is a traditional af¬fair given by the students at whichthe university and alumni are guests.Awards for winners in varioussports, and the honor roll, consist¬ing of the outstanding women ineach W. A. A. club, will be announc¬ed.Acting toastmistress for the stu¬dents is Beatrice Achtenberg, andfor the alumni, Elsie Scholinger.CLASSIFIED ADSSALE of books, pictures, andfurnishings at 6520 Woodlawn Ave¬nue. 3 to 5 daily June 4 to 9. Mrs.A. Miller. Midway 2363.COTTAGE on Lake Michigan,Pine Woods. Nr. Onekama andPortage Lk. $20 per wk. Also ShoreCottage at Harbert. Telephone Dor.8991.GERMAN University Professorwill sell collection of historical doc¬uments, coins, and stamps. AD¬DRESS INQUIRIES TO THEDAILY MAROON.CAPABLE woman desires to carefor home in absence of owner or willconsider Hskp. References. Mrs.Vance, 6254 Stony Island Ave. H.P. 5660.WANTED—Woman of good char¬acter. Good talker interested in fem¬inine hygiene. Phone Wabash 4987for interview.Smokers are talking about the whole¬some goodness of the fine tobaccos used inLucky Strike. The reason is, we use only theclean center leaves—these are the mildestleaves—they cost more—they taste better.And their goodness is increased because“It’s toasted”V Luckies are all-ways kind to your throatOnly the Center Leaves—these are the Mildest LeavesUST UHTbtAaMricaaTttMMONifMqrFURNISHED 4 rm. cabin in Roc¬ky Mts., Colorado. $50 for season.Accommodates 4. Apply Hyde Park6965, evenings. The clean Center Leaves are themildest leaves 7% Taiite“It's toasted” for throat protection. EveryLucky Strike reaches you round, firm, fullypacked . . . that’s why you’ll find thatLuckies “keep in condition”—do not dryout. Naturally, you’ll enjoy Luckies—forLuckies are all-ways kind to your throat.TICKETSFORALLSHUBERTATTRACTIONSMAYBEOBTAINEDATTHETHEATERBUREAUINTHEDAILYMAROONBUSINESSOFFICEDAILY MAROON ENDSEMPLOYMENT STUDYOF JUNE GRADUATES35 Percent of Senior ClassElects Teaching forLife Work(Continued from page 1).Aviation and other branches oftransportation and communicationare utterly neglected. Politics, too,has a dismal future if it is to dependon University graduates.Forty-three per cent are postpon¬ing their decision by taking graduatework. Discounting this group 43 ofthe men and 49 of the women aresure of jobs. 48 men and 78 wom¬en have nothing definite planned.Twenty-one each of the men andwomen are going to do work thatdoes not interest them. 12 are des¬perate enough to take anything,while three women plan to do noth¬ing. This latter fact apparently in¬dicates that the University womangraduate’s interest lies outside thehome.The women are relying on theirown efforts to get jobs, the returnsshow, while the men are basingtheir hopes on personal contact andfriends.Despite the fact that 282 are try¬ing for jobs, only 169 are register¬ed with the Board of Vocational Guidance and Placement, which has ,been instrumental in finding jobs ifor the University graduates. jThe survey has long been contem-1plated by The Daily Maroon, which |felt that a study of this sort woula [be valuable in showing what Univer-1sity graduates will do with their edu¬cation. Questionnaires were sent to552 graduates with the cooperationof the Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement and the Office of theDean of Students.There are 49 per cent women and51 per cent men in the class. 43per cent men and 57 per cent wom¬en sent replies. Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Henry Kelley. Assistants: Stern andFelsenthal.Music and ReligionMeibourn E. Aubrey, Generalsecretary. Baptist Union of GreatBritain and Ireland. Joseph Bondchapel at 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ ence 122 at 12:30.Public Lectures“Education as a Science.” Profes¬sor Martin J. Freeman. Harper Milat 4:45.“Wylie and Millay.” Associateprofessor Fred B. Millett. Fuller¬ton hall. The Art Institute at 6:45.“Dionysian Orgia in Art.” Mr.Joseph Pijoan. Oriental Institute at8:30.Undergraduate OrganizationsWyvem. North room, Ida Noyeshall at 12.Pegasus. Alumni room, Ida Noyeshall at 12.Achoth, Wicker room, Ida Noyes hall at 3.MiscellaneousMotion picture. “Emil und DieDetektive.” “Three Little Pigs” (inFrench). International House thea¬ter at 4:30 and 8:30.Twentieth annual dinner andhomecoming of the School of Busi¬ ness. Cloister club and theater, IdaNoyes hall at 6:30.Victor Vienna CardenCafe28th Street and the MidwayTHE ROYAL VIENNESE ORCHESTRADANCINGCHICKEN and STEAK DINNERS TRAINING,# YOU CAN sell/Train for business leadership at this schoolof successful graduates. Business Ad*ministration. Executive Secretarial, Steno-typy, Accounting, etc. Day or Eve. classes.Ct^ucational. Call, write or phone Ran.1676 for bulletin.Bi>'an^^$lranonCCkLjlEOE18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVE. CHICAGO