Hutchins Rates Educational Systemat University as Finest in Countrysweetnessand lightCharles t/roler and harry kaWenWE’RE NOT ALLGEORG MANNSPerhaps during the quarter wehave occasionally been over criticaland really gone out of our way tobelittle various aspects of campussocial and intellectual life. But to¬day we feel that we have a validcomplaint. We have long beencognizant of the fact that the Uni¬versity is not quite one happy fam¬ily and that some of the professorsgo one way and others another.There are connected with the detailsof administration several separatesovereign powers. Of these themost completely independent seemsto be the Board of Examiners. Acomplete lack of cooperation be¬tween the examiners and the facultycan be extremely harmful to thestudents. At present we are notconcerned with the content of theexaminations, the authorship ofwhich is usually disowned by boththe examiners and the professors.We are interested only in so prosaica detail as the dates on the presentexam calendar. In particular, weare concerned with the fact that the201 comprehensive in Social Sciencedivision is being given on June 1.This examination can only be takenby juniors who are either going intothe division or into law school. Twoof the courses which the exam cov¬ers, Economics 201 and Anthropol¬ogy 201, are being given this quar¬ter and have two full weeks to runafter the date of the exam. We feelthat this forcing of students to takethe exam without taking the courseis carrying the progressive ideals ofthe New Plan a bit too far.MAY ALL THEIR EXAMSBE ORALWe have long heard of how thepoor athletes cram for their exams,but we never realized just how in¬tensive this occupation could be un¬til yesterday. We happened to bestrolling through Eckhart at a lateafternoon hour during which it isusually uninhabited when we hearda rhythmic chanting which seemedto be coming from room 207. Andthere was a rdom full of famousathletes and a perspiring instructorwho wa.s using the tactics of acheerleader. The boys were studyingfor biology and in particular thephylogenetic tree. The instructorwould shout: “Platyhelminthes” andthe boys would thunder back:“Blood-va.scular system, trochophorelarvae, and coelom.” We are not ina position to comment on the boys’knowledge, but their sense ofrhythm was splendid.THROW AWAY YOURhammer and get a hornIn accordance with our policy togive our readers the best of meta¬physical humour, we herewith printa little trick you can play on yourfriends which we read in so weigh¬ty a tome as Quintilian’s Institutes.By this device you prove to yourunsuspecting friends that they musthave horns. First, you get them toagree to the proposition that any¬thing yop have never lost, you must>till have and then before they havea chance to think you say very wit¬tily: “Well, you never lost anyhorns, did you?” It’s all quite amus¬ing but seems to have a disastrouseffect on the number of friendsone has.and by an ENGLISHMAN TOOMost of us have at one time oranother read some Greek tragediesand despite our honest revenercefor their greatness have been irri¬tated by the stilted language thetranslators put in the mouths of thecharacters. We have recently comeinto possession of a superb piece ofsatire by the deservedly eminentEnglish poet and scholar, A. E.Housman, called a Fragment of aGreek Tragedy. W’e’re sorry wecan’t print more than the last fewlines. The hero, Eriphyla, is heardto cry out from w’ithin the hou.se:“He splits my skull, not in a friendlyway.” The chorus reflects: “I doubtif all be gay within the house.” ThenEriphyla cries: “0, O, anotherstroke! That makes the third. Hestabs me to the heart against mywish.” And then just before thefragment breaks off, the choruschants: “If that be so, thy state ofhealth is poor, but thy arithmeticis quite correct.” LIST ORDER FORFRATERNITIES ATANNUAL_FF SINGSelect Six Houses forNBC Broadcastat 9:30Announcement of the order inwhich the fraternities will partici¬pate in the 24th. annual Interfra¬ternity Sing to be held in Hutchin¬son court on June 9, was made yes¬terday by Noel B. Gerson, studentchairman of the sing. Six fratern¬ities have been selected to broadcaston an NiBC coast-to-coast hookup.Those which will broadcast wereeach selected for a special reason.Phi Gamma Delta, which inaugur¬ates the broadca.st at 9:30, won sec¬ond prize in singing last year. ZetaBeta Tau, which is second, will num¬ber Governor Horner among itsranks. Psi Upsilon, third, won thecup for quantity la.st year and isdonating the new quantity cup thisyear.Alpha Tau Omega will broadcastfourth, in honor of its 30th anni¬versary. Alpha Delta Phi won thequality cup last year, as well asevery year for the past five years,while Kappa Sigma is also celebrat¬ing its 30th anniversary.Ordvr of AppearanceThe 20 fraternities which willsing previous to the broadca.st willappear in the following order andare requested to report to Hull gateat the time indicated.At 8—Phi Pi Phj, Tau Delta Phi,Pi Lambda Phi, Chi Psi; 8:10—PhiSigma Delta, Alpha Sigma Phi; 8:15—Sigma Nu, Phi Delta Theta; 8:20Lambda Chi Alpha, Sigma AlphaEpsilon.The following fraternities will re¬port to Hull gate at four-minute in¬tervals: Beta Theta Pi, Delta KappaEpsilon, Phi Beta Delta, Tau Xap-pa Epsilon, Delta Tau Delta, SigmaChi, Phi Kappa Sigma, Delta Upsilon,Kappa Nu, and Phi Kappa Psi. The.six that broadcast will follow in or¬der.Induct Aides, MarshalsFollowing the singing, the newlyappointed aides and marshals willbe officially inducted into office. Cblankets and special medals will beawarded to graduating seniors by T.Nehson Metcalf, director of athletics.Then the cups for quantity andquality will be awarded.Any inquiries concerning the or¬der in which the fraternities willparticipate may be addressed to S.Edwin Earle, alumni chairman ofthe sing, who ha.s acted in that ca¬pacity since the conception of the.sing 24 years ago, or to the Alumnioffice, Cobb 402.MUSICAL GROUPSPRESENT ENGLISHOPERA IN MANDELThe University Chorus, conductedby Cecil Mich.ener Smith, and Or-chesis, directed by Marian VanTuyl, are combining forces to pre¬sent a spring festival performanceof Henry Purcell’s early Englishopera “Dido and Aeneas” in Mandelhall at 8:30 Monday. This is thefirst presentation of this opera inChicago and the first performanceof any opera on campus. Tickets,at 60, 75 cents, and one dollar maybe obtained at the Mandel box office,the Music building, and The Chi¬cago Theological Seminary.The cast includes Maurine Parzy-bok as Dido, Janet Fairbank as Be¬linda, Kenneth, Johnson as Aeneas,and Lawrence Goodnow' as Mercury.Alice Mary Baensiger is the sorcer¬ess and Ruth Emery Riddle andMaurine Barret are the witches.They will'be assisted by a chorus offifty voices drawn from the Univer-.sity Chorus, the Madrigal Singers,the University Choir and the NorthSide Chorus. A string orchestrachosen from the University Sym¬phony will play the score and Rob¬ert Wallenborn will be at the piano.Members of Orchesis, universitydance organization, will perform theincidental dances which are stylizedpresentations of seventeenth centuryfigures. Through the action andstaging an attempt is being made toexpress with a contemporary tech¬nique the spirit and mood of the plotwhich is based upon the love of Didoand Aeneas. Addresses Students atAnnual MaroonBanquetPresident Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins, addressing the first annual DailyMaroon banquet in HutchinsonCommons last night, said that theeducational system at the Univer¬sity is the finest in the country al¬though far from perfection. “Thereis more intellectual activity on thiscampus than on any other in theUnited States,” he said.The purpose of the discussiongroup, he said, is to give studentstheir inalienable rights to individ¬ual education but they fail as yetto achieve their purpose. Their de¬fects, he hopes, will be soon erased.A portion of the text of hisspeech follows:This is the first speech that I eversought the privilege of making intwenty-one years of speechmaking.And as you may know twenty-oneyears is a mighty long time. My firstspeech, at the age of 14, was onprison reform, and it occurs to methat I have been discussing much thesame subject ever since. MoreoverI have been discussing it in muchthe same way. My ideas have beenso consistent as to betray an inferiormind, and so few as to indicate alamentable lack of inventiveness.In order to give an air of orig¬inality to what I have to say I wishto begin by repeating the statementI have made most often, and whichis most often forgotten by those whohear it. I wish to remind you thatthe purpose of the University ofChicago is to advance knowledge.University Devoted to ResearchThis University is and should bedevoted to research. The importantthing about the University is not thenumber of fine upstanding well-tubbed young Americans in the stu¬dent body. The important thing isthat it has more starred scientistsin proportion to the size of its fac¬ulty than any other university. Theimportant thing is that it has, ac¬cording to a formal vote of scholarswhich has just been taken, more dis¬tinguished departments in fields inwhich, it operates than any otheruniversity. These are the thingsupon which the greatness of the Uni¬versity depends.Symphony PlaysBach-LuckhardtWork in ConcertBy CARROLL DISON• For the first time in the historyof the University Symphony Orches¬tra, a work of major importance bya University student will be per¬formed at a quarterly concert. Thework in question is Hilmar Luckhardt’s transcription of the ninthThree-part Invention of Johann Se¬bastian Bach. The concert will begiven at 8:30 tomorrow evening, inMandel hall.Luckhardt, a flutist in the orches¬tra, is a senior in the department ofMusic. He will be a candidate forthe Bachelor of Arts degree in thecoming convocation. He is the sonof Professor Arno Luckhardt of thedepartment of Physiology.The ninth Three part Invention, inF minor, is known for its masterfulconstruction, which, although great¬ly compressed, retains simplicity. Ithas been aptly called by Busoni “apiece of true Passion music.”HONOR REDFIELDRobert Redfield, the new Deanof the Division of the Social Sci¬ences, will be guest speaker at adinner given in his honor by theSociology Club tonight at 7 inJudson court. Ellsworth Faris,ch,airman of the department ofSociology, will speak and DonaldSlesinger, dean of students in theDivision of the Social Sciences,will preside.The officers for next year willbe presented after the dinner,followed by entertainment anddancing to the music of Joel Her¬ron’s Coffee Shop orchestra. Of course everybody in the Unit¬ed States, even editorial writers,thinks he knows all about educa¬tion. Consequently an educationaldevelopment, no matter how minor,is likely to attract more public no¬tice than a scientific development,however important. Hence the edu¬cational program of the Universityhas tended to obscure its real taskin the lay mind. The lay mind can¬not understand what Mr. Comptonis doing. It can understand that herestudents are not required to attendclasses. I hope I shall not shockyou when I say that Mr. Compton’sactivities seem to me infinitely moreimportant than the mechanical as¬pects of the New Plan.Activities LimitedIn addition it must be clear thatwhat a university administrationcan do for research is limited by theincreasing specialization of investi¬gation. In times when it is impos¬sible to raise money about all thatan administration can do for the in¬vestigator is to try to provide himwith time to carry on his studies byrelieving him of other obligations.It can also attempt to break downthe barriers that separate him fromother investigators. Occasionally itcan break down the barriers thatseparate universities. All these thingswe have attempted here.We have lately recommended thatteaching on the divisional and pro¬fessional level be reduced fromtwelve to eight weeks a quarter, thusproviding almost three additionalmonths of time for research. One ofthe declared purposes of the division¬al organization was to facilitate co¬operation in research; and the organ¬ization has had that effect. The Uni¬versity joined the University of Tex¬as in breaking down institutionalbarriers in the case of the depart¬ment of astronomy. We get their ob¬servatory; they get our department,and the academic world gets an ex¬ample it has long needed. ^Harvard Founded for LearningHarvard college was founded “toadvance learning and preserve it toposterity.” Both the advancement andthe preservation of learning dependon education. Much of the trivial in¬vestigation that goes on in Americanuniversities must be attributed to thescattered, fragmentary, and inade¬quate education which many investi-FIVE SEEK POSITIONOF SCRIBE IN FRIARSELECTION TOMORROWMorrison, Abrahams, Smith,Bergman, Eadie Runfor OfficeFive men have been listed as can¬didates for the position of Scribeof Blackfriars according to the in¬formation released by Blackfriarslate yesterday. All lay members ofthe organization who wish to votein the election tomorrow must reg¬ister by 5 today.The candidates are Harry Morri¬son, John Abrahams, William Berg¬man, Thomas Eadie, and BartonSmith,. The qualifications for theoffice state that the men must bemembers of Blackfriars, but theymust have been inactive during thecurrent season.Voters Must RegisterIt was decided by the Board ofSuperiors that only registered mencould vote. By this means, accord¬ing to James Henning, Abbott ofBlackfriars, it will be posssible tocheck the eligibility of voters asthey come to mark their ballots in¬stead of throwing out the illegalvotes after they have been cast. Atthe time of the closing of registra¬tion yesterday, 17 men had regis¬tered.The lists for candidates will bekept open from 2:30 to 3:30 thisafternoon. The voting tomorrow willbe done from 2:30 to 5.The men to be admitted to Black-friars as recognition of work doneduring the production of “Merger forMillions” will be announced in TheDaily Maroon tomorrow. The ban¬quet for old and new members hasbeen scheduled tentatively for Tues¬day. The affair will be held at theMorrison hotel. gators have received. At the sametime the attitude of the public to¬ward investigation—which rangesfrom the hysterical to the indifferent—suggests that research cannot pros¬per in an atmosphere as enlightenedas that in which we are now living.The advancement of learning and itspreservation to posterity both dependon the kind of education we have.It does not follow that all univer¬sities should engage in education. Itwould be entirely proper for any uni¬versity to confine itself to researchand the training of research work¬ers, leaving education to the collegesand other universities. The New Eng¬land universities, for example, shouldwithdraw from general education, forthey have now no connection withthe rest of the country and theirwork in general education has no con¬nection with the rest of their work.University Is ImportantThe position of the University ofChicago is different. As the onlyimportant endowed university be¬tween the Alleghanies and the Paci¬fic Coast it has an obligation to dis¬cover what the organization, meth¬ods, and content of education shouldbe. It should do these things notprimarily for its own sake, but forthe sake of a vast territory whichotherwise would be without the typeof leadership which the Universityof Chicago can supply. Educationin this part of the world is financial¬ly bankrupt. It sometimes gives theimpression of being intellectuallybankrupt, too. The impression is notjustified. But it is difficult for pub¬lic institutions, fettered by politicalconsiderations, by great numbers, andby public ignorance and indifferenceto strike out for themselves withoutsome example to sustain them. Thatexample the University of Chicagocan provide.The same spirit should character¬ize the work of the University of Chi¬cago in education that characterizesall its other activities. The spiritshould be one of inquiry. The mys¬teries of education are as challeng¬ing to the investigator as those ofthe natural sciences. A universitycommitted to the advancement ofknowledge may well attempt to ad¬vance the knowledge of education, oneof the darkest and most difficult ofall fields.Debaters SeekReinstatement inNational SocietyDelta Sigma Rho, national honor¬ary forensic fraternity, has been pe¬titioned by the University DebateUnion for reinstatement of the lo¬cal chapter of the society, which hasbeen dormant since 1927.Delta Sigma Rho, which corre¬sponds in the forensic world to PhiBeta Kappa in the academic, wasfounded at the University in 1911 byrepresentatives of this and othermiddle western universities and isnow the outstanding national honor¬ary debate fraternity.If Delta Sigma Rho grants thepetition, elections to the local chap¬ter will be held before the end ofthe quarter. A faculty committee,composed of forrqer members ofDelta Sigma Rho, will select themembers for the local chapter. Qual¬ifications for election to the societyare that the candidate must haveengaged in at least one intercollegi¬ate debate, and that he be either ajunior or a senior in the University.IRON MASK1934Gordon PetersonMerritt BushRobert DeemHoward GottschalkJay BerwangerJohn FlinnRod ChapinConnor LairdCharles HoerrWilliam HaarlowNorman HowardRobert EbertHoward SchultzNorman MastersonRainwater WellsRalph NicholsonWilliam LangRobert Wilson MAKE REVISIONSIN GREEK GOUNCILFRATERm PLANReorganized Code WillClarify IndefinitePointsA complete revision of the GreekCouncil’s plan for cooperation be¬tween the several fraternities oncampus will be made, representativesof the -chapters and alumni decidedyesterday. They met with GlennHarding, president of the Councilat the Palmer House.This decision was reached afterrepeated efforts to obtain the ap¬proval of the old plan by all of thehouses had failed. While most ofthe houses have agreed to acceptthe plan, enough have raised objec¬tions to make revision necessary.Form New CodeRepresentatives from each housewill meet within the next two daysto form the new code. They willstrike directly at the most frequent¬ly criticized feature of the plan, itsindefiniteness, and strive to clarifyseveral points.Glenn Harding, who drew up theoriginal plan, called the meeting yes¬terday in the attempt to have somecooperative measures taken beforethe quarter ends. It is his beliefthat through this procedure an ef¬fective plan that will meet the re¬quirements of all of the chapterswill be drawn.All but two of the houses wererepresented. It was the consensusof opinion that none were opposedto cooperation, but to the methodof arriving at it. Their criticismswill be embodied in the new plan.William E. Scott, assistant deanof Students, emphasized the Uni¬versity’s favorable attitude toward aunification of the fraternities oncampus, while Charleton Beck, sec¬retary of the Alumni Council, spokeof the advantages of the plan foralumni.Provisions of PlanThe plan, which has been a con¬troversial subject among fraternitymen for several weeks, provides fora full-time director. A fund for thisoffice would be created by contribu¬tions from each house according tothe number of years on campus.The director would work with acongress which would include rep¬resentatives from the active a^dalumn groups of the houses. Theywould pass on such matters as rush¬ing, cooperative buying, and otherprobems confronting fraternities.ARRANGE ANNUALHOMECOMING FORBUSINESS SCHOOLThe 20th annual dinner and homecoming of the School of Businesswill be held on June 5 during theweek of the University’s annualalumni reunion. Departing from thetraditional custom of having a prom¬inent business man speak on an im¬portant question of the day, the oc¬casion will be devoted to frivolity.Dean William H. Spencer willpresent the Delta Sigma Pi and Co¬mad keys to the senior man andwoman respectively who has thehighest scholarship and who has par¬ticipated in activities. The dinnerwill be held in the Cloister club ofIda Noyes hall at 6:30 and will befollowed by dancing in the theater.A committee of three members isarranging the after dinner enter¬tainment. Lester Shephard, presi¬dent of the School of Business alum¬ni association, fs the alumni repre¬sentative on this committee; StuartP. Meech, associate professor of Fi¬nance, is the faculty member; andWilliam Elliot,'president of the Stu¬dent council, represents the stu¬dents. Tickets may be secured in theoffice of the Sch9o\, pf Business inHaskell hall for $1.At last year’s banquet Charles E.Merriam, Morton D. Hull distin¬guished service professor of Politi¬cal Science, spdk4 on “The Relation,of Government,and ^siness.” Jan-is VanCleef wa.s aWar'ded the Co-mad key, Neliwn BiWer, the Del¬ta Sigma Pi k«F. apd John Neukon,the Alpha Kappa f*si medalion. Thislatter award to lh% flYst year manwith the best scholastic standing isnot being given this year.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. MAY 24, 1934iatln iEarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon i# the official student newspaper of inoUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single eopiss:throe cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 19- 3, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINH3ENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EdHorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNeel B. Gerson David H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilham Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Donald MorrisRuth Greenebaum Janet Lewy Ralph NicholaonCharles Hoerr Curtis Melnick Jeanne StolteHenry Kelley William WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmoa Goldsmith Gerald SternFrank Davis Howard Gottachalk Everett StoreyRobert McQuilkinEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPrmton Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editor: Curtis MelnickAssistants: Cutright and WilsonThursday, May 24, 1934CHICAGO CORRESPONDENCECOLLEGES, INC.Having conclusively proved to ourselves andthe eight or ten people who read editorials thatthe education provided the student at the Uni¬versity of Chicago is neither materially or spirit¬ually of any great benefit to any but the profes¬sional school student, we would like to picturethe future of the University for the amusementof the eight or ten.There would seem to be only two possiblecourses left open to the University: it can eitheradopt the tutorial system or become a correspond¬ence school. By following the former course themore sanguine could expect the veneering processto be carried to such a degree as would insure itslasting a lifetime; the latter course would dispensewith all the so-called frills of educations and leavean admirably practical training school.However, the tendency is towards the corre¬spondence school, for the expense of institutingthe tutorial system would, at the present time,be prohibitive; and the attitude has grown up thatonly those people go to lectures who are too busyto read the required books or whose memoriesare insensitive to visual stimulation. The studentfinds that the only advantage in going to lectures-is the opportunity to study the lecturer s vocalinflections, sartorial talent, and oratorical manner¬isms, inasmuch as the lecturer does little else butread from the required readings. And this atti¬tude is essentially right. It’s quite useless to keepup the pretence of a living and vital education;we might as well devote ourselves whole-heartedlyto campus politics and read syllabi on our idlemoments.In the not so distant future we see the campusdevoid of students, the present buildings mauso¬leums for dusty stacks of syllabi, columbariumsfor phonograph and dictaphone records. Newbuildings will house endless rows of beautifulblonde stenographers, automatically pnvelopingand dispatching diplomas. Messrs. Hutchins andWoodward will spend one month out of everyyear signing diplomas, to give that invaluable per¬sonal touch to education, and will then pass theTest of their time with clear and crystal consciencesin Washington. The aspirant to the degree ofAssociate of Arts, the latest sop to American edu¬cational vanity, will send in his check for six hun¬dred dollars and a request for the proper books.By return post he will receive pocket editions ofthe four survey courses, designed to meet theneeds of the homing street car traveller. To himwho wants credit for language sequences will besent phonograph records and brochures illustrat¬ing the French countryside. When the candidateIndicates that he feels educated, he will be sent<questionnaires, the correct answering of which willentitle him to a diploma. Ultimately the formal¬ ity of the examination will be dispensed with andthe only requirement will be the candidate's per¬sonal guarantee that he has that funny feelingcommon to the educated.Where once did ring the gladsome shout ofthe drunken Deke, some one of the few remain¬ing professors will live and think up newer andfancier syllabi; where once the bloomered beautycavorted in Ida Noyes, people will make neat lit¬tle packages of collapsible cardboard skeletonsand papier mache livers for the correspondentmedical student; in Bartlett Gym, Mr. Metcalfand a competent staff will send out parcels offolding rowing machines and Absorbine Jr. towould-be athletes. The only department that willretain any of its former glory will be Buildingsand Grounds. Mr. Flook will at last enter into hisbirthright. And as the last step towards the per¬fection of the higher education, we can see smallads being run in Popular Mechanics and True LoveStories:—They all laughed when I started to speakGaelic, but they were damned sorry before I wasthrough. Be the life of the party. Write for fur¬ther information to the CHICAGO CORRE¬SPONDENCE COLLEGES. INC. Box Q. Chicago.III.—H. H.NEW TRADITION ESTABLISHED—THE MAROON BANQUETSimple facts contradict those who believe thatPresident Hutchins refuses to realize that an un¬dergraduate body exists.The President teaches two undergraduate class¬es a week, writes an occasional column in TheDaily Maroon, addressed all undergraduates inDecember, presides at the Sing each year, andlast night addressed a group of two hundred cam¬pus leaders.The Daily Maroon has established a traditionthat will bring the President to one more annualcontact with undergraduates — the Maroon Ban¬quet.Considering the many duties connected with apresidency of a university, we feel that Mr. Hut¬chins’ recognition of undergraduate existence hasbecome superlative—to the great profit and en¬joyment of undergraduates.—J. P. B.I The Travelling Bazaar II By MILT OLIN IBILL SCOTT LIKED IT LOTS, TOOE. A. Gordon's Steve Hatvkshnrst came back tothe Coffee Shop for Tue.sday’s Dramatic Asso¬ciation banquet, which, as retiring PresidentFrank Springer remarked to incoming PresidentPhil White and all the others, was the biggestseen in these parts for years. Terry Hirsh fieldcame back, too, and sang deliciously for thecrowd which went upstairs afterwards. ThenHei'niie Stein floored them with one of those i*e-markable piano medlies of his original tunes.And then some of the old standbys let loose aone-acter on the Reynolds stage which sent ev¬eryone away in gales of guffaws. It was all veryfunny.They called it “Synthesis of the Season” orsomething like that, and it grabbed catch linesfrom the various dramatic hits of the year, fea¬turing Alec Kehoe’s, “The silver tail-Maw!”....and Edith Grossberg's, “The very same—Paw!”....and Drip Masterson's famous, “Madam, Ahkiss yo’ hand!”... .Flip Ebert, as the director ofthe playlet, had Frank O’Hara’s walk down pat.And it was all very funny.« * «PERHAPS YOU CAN USE IT“Milt:“Perhaps you can use the following bit of scan¬dal in the Bazaar tomorrow.“It happened at the Foster Hall faculty dinnerlast night.“Dean Brumbaugh wondered where MacLean,who had disappeared shortly after dinner, was.Someone told him that he was up visiting theFoster dog, so the dean laboriously climbed fourflights of stairs, and there in a room on fifthfloor with two young ladies & the notorious dog(who is called Peter, but really is a female) hefound the wandering Humanities instructor. Mrs.MacLean hurried ‘Norman!’ home as soon as pos¬sible afterwards.’’“Anonymous Girl.”* * •STUFF AND STUFFThe beschnozzled Dr. Morrison, who does a cer¬tain percentage of his own thinking, thinks JudyWeed is otsytotsy . . . Chuck Newion, Frank Hard¬ing, John Pratt, etc., are having a heck of a timekeeping their secrets, one of which is the Brown¬ing corner, away from particular persons. Ca-wieFickinger has tiger fingernails, like Ellen Reeder,but not so colored... .Adele Sandman, has a newfriend. He’s a law student and hails from Har¬vard. A very decent egg, he, Harry Orr. Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily MaroonDear Mr. Barden:It is, in my opinion, an unpar¬donable sin that this university, va¬ried as it is in its interests, takes verylittle pride or active interest in itsadmirable and commendable Sym¬phony Orchestra group. This groupis, without a doubt, one of the fin¬est amateur musical organizationsin the Middle West.Although this group was organ¬ized but three years ago, it has mademost remarkable strides towardbringing really fine music to thiscampus. It has achieved outstand¬ing success in its striving towardthis goal. It has brought to this cam¬pus such brilliant and noted per¬formers as Jacques Gordon, EganPetri, Claire Dux, and Robert Wal-lenbom. Last year it gave not onlythe University, but the entire cityof Chicago a real treat and a newmusical thrill with its delightful per¬formance during the Brahms Festi¬val. This Friday it is bringing tocampus its lovely Spring Concertwith Rudolph Reuter, international¬ly known pianist.The majority of tickets for tb.eseconcerts has been sold to people liv¬ing on the north side of Chicago,people living outside of the city,and even some to people living outof the state. Very few tickets havebeen sold to students and people onthis campus.Has the typical University of Chi¬cago student the really low intellec¬tual belt that you accuse h,im ofhaving? It seems foolish to bringsuch fine music and musicians tosuch an unappreciative campus.Where are all the music lovers oncampus? Or are they all hypocrites?It seems so!Sincerely,Madeline Pines.It is our observation that musicalbelts hang even lower than intel¬lectual belts on the typical Univers¬ity student.—ed.Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:While in Chicago, some time ago,I heard an announcement in Uni¬versity Chapel regarding the “car¬illon.” I have also heard an an¬nounced by the French in the sameuse the same pronunciation. It hasoccurred to me that we have borro\tr-ed from the French, three words,the last syllable of each being pro¬nounced by the French in the samemanner. These are, pavilion, cotil¬lon and carillon. In order to carryover the original pronunciation intoEnglish we appear to have adoptedthe spelling, pavilion and cotillion(why the difference?) for the first HUMANITIES PLANOPEN BOOK TYPEOF EXAMINATIONThe open book plan of comprehen¬sive examinations which will be fol¬lowed this June and next Septemberin the morning sections of the Hu¬manities general course and the Hu¬manities college sequence 130, 131,132, 141, will not differ radicallyin form from the previous examina¬tions according to the Board of Ex¬aminers and Professor Arthur Scott.The effort will be continued toframe questions calling for compari¬sons and integfration of knowledge.As before, certain questions of factwill be included, not because of theintrinsic importance of the fact, butbecause such questions provide thequickest means of determiningwhether the indispensable readinghas been intelligently done.Professor Scott explained that,“This plan of open book examina¬tions is in no sense an innovation;such examinations have been sporadi¬cally used for many years. At thistime, students are expected to bringtheir own notes, the syllabus of thecourse and the two history texts, jHowever, a student who is adequate-1ly prepared for the examination |two. The third seems to be in the !position of a linguistic waif. We are ■using the French spelling and pro- jnounce the word as it would read inEnglish. IHence, I rise to inquire, is this a 'studied inconsistency, or has thething “just growed,” like Topsy?I heard a professor remark, onceupon a time, that the English lan¬guage is strong in “idiotic idiosyn¬crasies.” As evidence he cited the“’ough” series—cough, hiccough,rough, plough, slough, etc. The dif¬ferences are evidences of consider¬able ingenuity, but heaven help thepoor foreigner who tries to makesense out of them. Are we tryingto build up a similar series withpavilion, cotillion and carillon?I crave enlightenment.F. H. Griswold,3528 Pleasant Ave.Minneapolis, Minn.Will someone from the depart¬ment of Comparative Philologj’please enlighten the gentleman?—ed. will probably need to makemuch use of his books. In the timeallotted it would be impossible tocount on being able to look up morethan a small part of the requiredmaterial.”DREXELTODAY, MAY 24“I Like It That Way’»withGloria Stuart and Roger PryorGo your own wayon your own shipsTO EUROPECOLLEGE men and women are dis¬covering that there b something newin Tourist Class on Amertca’s new liners,the Manhattan and Washingtnm. You’llfind broad, sunny decks high up in theship; large and beaudfui public rooms;modem, well vendiated cabins; tiledswimming pool; air-coodidoned diningsalon. The Manhattan and Vashingum, theworld’s fastest cabin liners. 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It’s Coming Out Next Thurs¬day at noon ....THE GREATESTCAP & GOWNIN HISTORYSubscribe Today!$2.75fDAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, MAY 24, 1934track team meetsTHREE CONFERENCEFOES ON SATURDAY Page ThreeMiiroon track fans ^ct tlicir first andfliaiicc to sec the local team in.i.t r.n cn StapR field Saturday duringt!- It‘IK home contest for the cinder-iiitii. Northwestern, fourth in the con-iireiue, atul Ohio State and Wisconsin,whi* tied for fifth, meet the local forcesin .t ((uadrangular contest which should!n won by Ohio. The Buckeyes have a’-■Iter team than their fifth sjxvt wouldindicate, led hy George Arnold and Rillr.kKir,BV^>r. the Ohio captain, finished avtant '-tride behind Charle>’ klornliostel\elien he won the 880 in 1 ;5.T8 in Satur¬day's Big Ten final. .Arnold was a close;l vnd to Ivan Fuqua in a record break¬ing 47.8 quarter and anchored the sec-,,nd place mile relay (luartet. which'.rokt the existing record. George Neal,husky weight man. has thrown the shotround tht 43 foot mark though heMiild place no higher than fourth in the-hampionship meet.Rubow Scores SixIrving KiiUiw, with six ixiints was highamong the Badger scorers Saturday.N',>t (‘nly did he place third in the shot,hut KuIkiw also captured three pointsin the discus. Ollie Huggins led theNorthwc'-tcrn jHiint men with a t<ital' 1-4 and should win Ixith the broad•ump and the lows on Saturday. Fastu .k Dugpins tied Jay Berwanger atj.' it 11'.. inches for third in thei imp and Uat Jay by five yards m thehurdle- He also ran his leg of ther lay in creditable time.r.crwanger is beginning to -how .some•f tH ability that writer- referred towhen they called him the future nation¬al decathlon champion. Though he miss-d the takeoff lioard hy more than a■ Mt. the fcKitball star managed to leapwithin a fraction of an inch of i.l feet.His showing in the low hurdles wa- al-■ the b(-t perormance that he has turn-d in for that event. However. Ber-w.mger fell down in the -hot ami wasunable to push the iron liall out past4,^ feet, which is two and one half feet-liort of hi- fiest effort.A -printer of no little ability. Jaydioukl lie able to lireak even time lie-lorc the emi of next season. .A strongarm and gfKxl cinirdination make Bcr-vvaugir a fair javelin and discus throw-c .iml h« should improve considerably. SportFlashesTennis—Row, Row Your Boat-Grid Schedule—-By TOM BARTON-Max Davidson and Trev Weiss haveliecn invited to participate in the KasternIntercollegiate new tourney to lie held inStaten Island, New York, June 18-23. Ifthe Big Ten doubles team accepts theinvitation they will undoubtedly appearin the National Intercollegiate meet toIx' held soon after the Kastern meet.The National net meet will be held eitherat the Clievy Chase club in Baltimoreor in Philadelphia.Davidson is recognized as one of themost brilliant college tennis players to¬day and an opportunity to conqxtc inthese two meets may settle several ques¬tions as to the respective merits of thebrand of tennis played in the severalregions of this country. Last year, al¬though Davidson and Weiss w’on theBig Ten doubles crown, they did notplay in any other big college events.* * *The I-M deixartment haven't got crewraces as a regular part of their competi¬tion so Bill Bergman liad to go up toMadison to show his stuff as an oars¬man. Bill, a meinlxr of Pi Lambda Phi,was up at the University of Wisconsinfor a week-end, ami wa- watching the1-M races. The Pi l.am crew was shorta man. so Bill a loyal brother, wasdrafted. The Pi Lam crew finished sec¬ond in the University finals.* * «.At a meeting of Big Ten footballcoaches last week end the followingschedule of Chicago conference gameswas arranged:1935Oct. 19, Purdue here.Oct. 26, Wisconsin, here.Not. 9, Ohio State, here.Nov. 16, Indiana, here.Nov. 23, Illinois, away.1936Oct. 18, Purdue, here.Nov. 1, Wisconsin, away.Not. 8, Ohio State, away.Not. 15, Indiana, here.Not. 22, Illinois, here. MAROON BASEBALLTEAM STRIVES FOR1ST DIVISION BERTH.Still smarting from the terrific 19 to6 blistering they took at the hands tVNotre Dame Tuesday, the members ofthe Chicago haseliall sejuad resumedworkouts in preparation for the remain¬ing two Big Ten games. Rurdue, now-in third place in the conference, atidWisconsin, which is in the cellar, pro¬vide the opposition. Dave Levin willbe back in the lineup for the Purduegame tomorrow after a brief absenceIxcause of school work.If one is looking for bright spots inthe Notre Dame marathon, it might lienoted that the bulk of the Chicago hit¬ting was accomplished by Bill Haarlowand Bill Comerford, the gents who com-ix>se the left half of the Maroons’ in¬field. Previously noted as hard hitterswho produced often, these lads haveproved disappointing this year and haveapparently tightened up under the stress,thus affecting their fielding to a con¬siderable extent.Back in FormCoiich .Anderson seems to feel, how¬ever, that said gents have regained theirconfidence and w-ill stop their worryingand continue to produce in the style ofwhich they are capable. To offset thisgain, however, it was noticed that RalphWebling has slumped off a little, depart¬ing from the flashy, aggressive type ofbaseball with which he has lately in-spirerl the team.The possibilities for the Maroons tofinish in the first division are not hope¬lessly remote, however. If they winlx)th their remaining conference gamesthey will finish with a mark of .500,which will boost them into fourth place.If they win only one, they may finishfifth or sixth.Meet Purdue TomorrowThe Boilermakers invade Greenwoodfield tomorrow- for a return engagement,having previously defeated the Maroons,10 to 6, in one of those "we-should-have-won” games. The Chicagoanspasterl 16 hits off Griffin and Huml, Pur-<lue’.s two Ixst pitchers, but lost thegame when they failed to jiroduce, lx)that hat and afield, at crucial moments.A week from Saturday the boys jour¬ney to Wisconsin where they hope toshove the Badgers deeper into the cel¬lar and thereby lxx>st tliemselves intofourth place.THEATER-GOERS - -A SERVICE FOR YOUThe Daily MaroonTheater Bureau Maroon Netmen TrimWheaton for 8th WinThe Maroon B net team, togetherwith the aid of threi of the four mem¬bers of the A squad, trimmed Wheatoncollege, 6-1, in a match played yester¬day on the varsity courts. The triumphran the Maroon victory string to eightout of nine starts this season.Trev Weiss, playing at number oneposition for this match, toyed withNewsome, 6-2, 6-4. After a long tus¬sle, Mike Duhl finally outlasted Cole¬man, Wheaton No. 2, 6-4, 8-6. BothGraves Holbrook, numlier three, andGeorge Factor, at the fourth encounter¬ed little difficulty in overwhelmingV’ines and Farr, respectively, 6-1, 6-3and 6-0, 6-2. Max Chuthon lost theonly match of the day after a hardstruggle to Dobbins of Wheaton, 6-4,6-4.In the doubles matches Ell Pattersonand Charles Tyroler, the number oneduo, had little trouble in overcomingNewsome and Coleman, 6-3, 6-0. Factorand Duhl added the last point to thelocal total in coming out ahead of Vinesand Farr, 7-5, 6-2.(CENTURY OF PROGRESS)DO NOT FAIL TO VISITMERRIE ENGLANDLand of Shakespeare and Dickenswith replicas ofShakespeare’s HouseAnn Hathaway’s CottageThe Old Curiosity ShopEAT OR MAKE MERRIE ATThe Red Lion InnThe Old Curiosity ShopEnjoy Shakespeare Every HouratTHE OLD GLOBE THEATREand Morris, Sword, and CountryDances, Kilties, Old Madrigalsand Punch and Judy HOLD I-M TRACKPREUMS TODAYPreliminaries in five intramuraltrack events and finals in three fieldevents will l>e held this afternoonstarting at 3 ;45. The finals in thetrack division have been postponeduntil Tuesday on account of the an¬nual R. O. T. C. inspection.Trials in the 100 yard dash openthe preliminaries, and will be followedby heats in the 220. 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Values to $2.50.TABLE NO. 2—Publishers RemaindersNew Books at a Fraction of List Price.TABLE NO. 3—Biography ReducedNew Books—Standard Works.TABIX NO. 4—Special 60c BooksHundreds of Titles—Wonderful Values.TABLE NO. 5—Recent Library PurchasesEvery Subject—New Books added Daily—ManyFirst Editions—Real Buys.SEE THESE BARGAlNSfWoodworth’s Book Store1311 E. 57th St.Store Open Every Evening Phone Dor. 4800 IiMusic Lovers(and who isn't?)Will Enjoy This MusicBEETHOVEN SYMPHONY NO. 8BACH-LUCKHARDT . . . .3-PART INVENTION NO. 9SCHUMANN PIANO CONCERTO IN A MINORRUDOLPH REUTER, SoloistLISZT LES PRELUDESHear this program played byThe University Symphony OrchestraCARL BRICKEN, ConductorTOMORROW EVENING AT 8:30 IN MANDEL HALLTickets on Sale in Mandel Box Office(With many good seats at $.50 and $.75# you1l findit hard to stay away)^Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 24, 1934SEVEN UNIVERSITYMEN GIVEN RHODESHONORS SINGE 1904Within the past thirty years,seven students ha’^e representedthe University at Oxford as Rhodesscholars. This total compares favor¬ably with the number received byother Big Ten universities. /Between1904 and 1928, Wisconsin, witheleven recipients. Michigan with ten,and Minnesota with eight are theonly ones surpassing the University.The other schools fall in line withthe following number of scholars:Iowa, 5; Indiana, 4; Northwestern,Ohio, and Illinois, 3; Purdue, 1.The first University recipient ofthe great award was R. L. Henry,who went to England in the fall of1904, as the first representative ofIllinois. At varying intervals the sixothers attained the coveted honor: E.P. Hubble in 1910; R. V. Merrill in1913; R. E. Huston in 1923; JohnMcDonough, William Nash, and E.M. Goodwillie in 1928.Henry Law AuthorityDr. Henry is now judge in theMixed Courts of Alexandria, Egypt.His “Contracts in the Local Courtsof Medieval England,” on the basisof which he obtained the degree ofDoctor of Civil Law, in 1926, is con¬sidered a major work in this field.Dr. Hubble, now an astronomer atthe M% Wilson Observatory, inCalifornia, was presented the an¬nual award of the American Asso¬ciation for the Advancement of Sci¬ence for researches on nebulae in1925. He was elected to the Nation¬al Academy of Science in 1927.Merrill Honored in 1913Robert V. Merrill, assistant pro¬fessor of French, and Marshall ofthe University, received his Ph. D.in 1923, and has held his presentposition since 1926.R. E. Huston has been an assist¬ant professor of Mathematics at theUniversity, since 1927.McDonough is now associatedwith the Harris Trust Co. Nash andGoodwillie are both practicing lawin Little Rock, Ark., and New YorkCity, respectively.Explain AfricanGame Himtingin June EsquireErnest Hemingway is featured inthe June issue of Esquire with an ar¬ticle explaining how and when toshoot big game in Africa. Heming¬way recently returned from firsthand experience in the kind of workthat his article deals with. He isonly one of those who make themagazine full of articles interest¬ing to everyone.Department conductors includeGilbert Seldes, who as Columbus of“The Seven Lively Arts,” discussesCharlie Chaplin, and just how thismaster of pantomine happens to befunny; Alexis de SahKonoffsky, Rus¬sian nobleman who talks of opencars and illustrates his subject instream-lined pastel; Sigmund Spa¬eth, “The Tune Detective,” who se¬lects an All-American music eleven,and names Lawrence Tibbett as cap¬tain; and Stuart Howe, Esquire’sauthority on etiquette who choosesJune weddings for his dissertation,laying particular stress on who paysfor what.DEAN WM. H. SPENCERCARRIES ON—MUMPSTwenty-one days ago Elizabeth,the daughter of William H. Spencer,dean of the School of Business,caught that most uncomfortable ofdiseases, the mumps.After 21 days, a person subject¬ed to the affliction is declared im¬mune for the moment.Yet, yesterday, on the 21st day,Mr. Spencer took up where hisdaughter left off. He officially has—^the mumps.Yesterday was a particularly in¬appropriate time for Mr. Spencer tocatch the mumps because he hadjust been appointed chairman of theRegional Labor Board to take theplace of President Robert MaynardHutchins, who had resigned.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Girl to work in ex¬change for meals in tea room. St.George Grill, 60th St. and Black-stone Avenue.Native French teacher—ParisUniversity certificate. Experienced intutoring and preparing for exams,teaching beginning or advancedFrench. Special summer rates. Mme.DesCharnyps, Whitehall 4245. "Merrie England” Reproduces Landof Shakespeare at World’s FairToday on theThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Raymond Lahr.Music and Religion“The Graduate Facing His Task.”Gerald Maggart, Joseph Bond cha¬pel at 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence 122 at 12:30.Lectures“The New Germany. The GermanFascist State.” Assistant professorFrederick Schuman. Social Science122 at 3:30.“Philosophy and the Organiza¬tion of Knowledge.” Assistant pro¬fessor Charles Hartshorne. SocialScience 302 at 8.“Freedom of Teaching History.”Graduate History club. Dr. HowardK. Beale. Social Science 302 at7:30.“The Consumer in a Dictator¬ship.” Graduate club of Economicsand Business. Protfessor John H.Cover. Common room, Haskel hallat 4:30.Miscellaneou*Sociology club dinner in honor ofRobert Redfield. Judson court at 7.British club annual dinner. “So- Visitors to A Century of Progresswho enter the portals of Merrie Eng¬land will suddenly find themselves in acommunity with old world charm re¬flecting in its architecture the characterand culture of the British people.Whether they enter by the east por¬tal, a replica of a gate at HamptonCourt Palace, or pass through the northgate, designed from drawings of Ailing-ton Castle, they will discover the landof Shakespeare and Dickens in themidst of many faithful reproductions ofhistoric monuments in the social and lit¬erary history of England.A walk through the charming vistasof Merrie England will take the travel¬ler to Shakespeare’s house, a partic¬ularly accurate reproduction of the poet’shome at Stratford-on-Avon. Charles J.Duveen of London has furnished thiscial Changes in Soviet Russia.” Pro¬fessor Ernest W. Burgess. Sun par¬lor Ida Noyes hall at 6:30.Leisure Time in Your Commun¬ity. East end of second floor, IdaNoyes hall at 4:30.Eta Sigma Phi dinner. Y. W. C.A., Ida Noyes hall at 6.Gates hall dinner in Cloister club,Ida Noyes hall at 6:30.Kappa Beta Pi in north room, IdaNoyes, at 4:30. house as nearly as possible in the styleof Shakespeare’s day, and students willbe haM>y to find on view two originalfolios procured from Rosenbach by Al¬bert Traut of London.Lovers of the best in drama will hailwith delight the presentation of Shakes¬peare plays in the Elizabethian mannerat the Old Globe theater, under the di¬rection of Thomas W’ood Stevens andhis associates, B. Iden’ Payne and Theo¬dore Viehman. Here for the first timein centuries is a practical reproductionof one of Shakespeare's theaters.Commencing Saturday abbreviated ver¬sions—not scenes and acts—of Shakcs-ITcars’ plays will be given every hourin the afternoon. ‘Starting at 2, and inthe evening on the half hour, starting at7:30. The four plays annoutKed for theopening week are "The Comedy of Er¬rors,’’ “A Midsummer-Night’s Dream,""Julius Caesar," and "The Taming ofthe Shrew."In Merrie England the visitor will al¬so find taverns, such as the famous RedLion Inn or the Old Cheshire Cheese,the beloved hostelry once the meetingplace of Johnson. Burke, and cithersfamed in history. Of especial interest,also, are the Morris. Sword and Coun¬try dances moving to the music of thePil)e and Talxir on the \Tllage Greens. Socialist Group IsUnanimous in Voteto Unite with L. I. D.By a unanimous vote of its twen¬ty-five members, the University So¬cialist club yesterday affiliated it¬self with the Student League forIndustrial Democracy. In the fu¬ture, the Socialist club will be des¬ignated as the University of Chicagochapter of this national organiza¬tion of which Professor RobertMorss Lovett of the University ispresident.Up to this time, several membersof the club such as Paul Kreuger,assistant professor of Economics,had emphasized their interest in theL. I. D. but the University Socialistclub as a whole had retained its in¬dependence.As part of its summer program,the L. I. D. students will carry onan intensive organization campaignprogn.m among a variety of differ¬ent kinds of workers. Qne .^of theinterests of the Chicago chapter isa program to be located in the vi-RENT-A-BIKERIDE FOR HEALTH ANDSPORTMIDWAY CYCLE CLUB59th at Stony cinity of Knoxville, Tennessee fromwhich spot it will be possible towork with farmers, coal minerstextile workers, workers on the T.V. A. developments. Howard Kes-ter, Socialist Party organizer, andformer secretary of the Fellowshipof Reconciliation in this section willconduct the group. ,Thirteen horseshoes, a black cat,or a four-leaf clover was the ad¬mission price to an engineer’s dancegiven on Friday 13.PUte Lunch |.2$ Chop Soerto Tofce HomeM7 E. gist StreetPlat* Dinner 6.3S Phene MMwar 8682C & cA La Carte OrderAnytime RestauriuitTrain for baaincn i«ad«rahip at thia a«hoo]of lacMoaful rradoatca. Buainau Ad.miniatration, Exacutiva SaeraCariat, Stano-tTPy, Accounting. et& Day or Eva. claaaaa.Coeducational. Mil, write or phone Ran1676 for bulletin.Boian^SlrattonCCtliCGCIS SOUTH MICHIGAN AVB.. CHICAGOLuckie sOnly the Center Leaves—these are the Mildest Leaves:sr •^^•Prrtcht. 19H, The Ajrwricaii Tobacco CoOipony are alway:s in All-Wa5^kind to your tliroatThe clean center leaves are themildest leaves-7w TaiS, 'Bet&t/IUCKIES use only the dean center^ leaves for these are the mildestleaves—they cost more—they tastebetter. No top leaves because they areunder-developed, bitter and harsh. Nobottom leaves because they’re coarse,dirt-covered, sandy. Only the clean center leaves go into Luckies. Then* ‘ It’s toasted” — for throat protection.The long, golden strands of fine to¬bacco are rolled uniformly round andfirm... no loose ends. That’s whyLuckies do not dry out. Luckies arealways in all-ways kind to your throat./z. “It’s toasted”uckies are all-ways kind to your throat■jT^