r51Vol. 34. No. 114. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. MAY 23. 1934 Price Three Centssweetnessand lightbycharlea tyroler and harry kaWenARISTOTLE DOES THEDOG PADDLETh‘-re is more to a college edu¬cation than appears on the surface.Oh yes, we have always held thatto be true! But we have never hadit so bluntly indicated to us as bythe faculty of a prominent easternuniversity, namely New York's ownpride and joy, Columbia. One of themost rigid requirements for graduation is the acquisition of proficiency in the art of swimming. Off¬hand tile average outsider wouldthink the requirements was just an¬other one of those things that arewritten into the minutes andpromply forgotten. Bpt, no! Righthere on our own spacious campuswe have a victim of Columbia’sswimming requirements. He livesand breathes and has fulfilled allthe requirements for a bachelor’sdegree at Columbia with the exception of the swimming test. And he’sa Ph. D. from Columbia in psychology, but he hasn’t his bachelor’sdegree. There’s really very littleuse in keeping up the suspense ifyou haven’t already guessed hisidentity. Ain’t you never heard ofMortimer Adler. He’s the guy!THEY SHALL BE SEENBUT NOT HEARD!It has become a generally accepted opinion that the success of aproject is judged by the amount ofdisturbance it creates. This hasbeen the feeling that the editor ofthe Maroon has tried to maintainthis year, inasmuch as his editorialshave created ill will and commotiongalore. But, occasionally he hasbeen onable to discover visibleproof of that ill will in the formof letters to the editor. In fact, afew of them have failed to call forthany response whatsoever. We donot, however, share the editor’sfeeling in respect to the best wayof judging the success of an editorial. We feel that some editorialshave as their basis an unquestion¬able factual foundation. Then withthis factual foundation as a frame¬work, these editorials may be builtup logically and clearly with onlythe self-evident inferences drawntherefrom. When an editorial ofthis nature is composed, and that.seldom, there is no room for an an¬swer or a comeback by the partiesattacked. This is our reasoning,therefore, in accounting for the un¬becoming silence that greeted hisserious editorial charges of yester¬day. We, too, are forced to drawthe obvious inference. Namely, thatthe parties involved admit the im¬plications and charges; but what isstill worse, they do not propose todo anything about them!the president unbendsWITHOUT SQUEAKSMr. Hutchins is getting to be a“meanie.” We, like all normal in¬significants, bitterly and tenacious¬ly re.serve for ourselves the right todisparage the great. When we first•set foot on the campus, we weregreeted with sage advice from up¬perclassmen in varying degrees ofresentment, somewhat in this na¬ture: “Hutchins is a snob.’’ We wereperfectly willing to accept this opin¬ion and even joyously anticipatedthe day when we could cherish thatopinion as our very own. But justwhen we were beginning to feel thatsoon Mr. Hutchins would give uscause for accusing him of snubbingundergraduates, he started his ca¬reer as a Maroon columnist. Andmuch to our annoyance to all in¬tents and purposes he turned outto be “just a dam good guy.’’Then he came over to our fra¬ternity house for lunch and nibbledat a pasty dessert that we shovedaside with, a grunt. But we still hadhopes. Then our democratic prexyhopped in and actually gave anopen address to all undergraduates.This was adding insult to injury.Our illusions were fading. Evencollege presidents were rapidly be¬coming normal human beings. Butnow he is giving us a dinner. Notall of us to be sure, but most any¬one that really wants to attendwould experience little difficulty inobtaining an invitation. So he’s nolonger a “meanie,” even though the“invitations” to the dinner cost adollar, and somehow or other weonce again wistfully regret the pass-(Continued on page 2) APPOINT SPENCERAS NEW CHAIRMANOF LAB£ BOAROOther Activities ForceResignation ofHutchinsWilliam H. Spencer, dean of theSchool of Business at the University, has been appointed as chair¬man of the Chicago Regional LaborBoard to take the place of RobertMaynard Hutchins, who has resign¬ed. The appointment was made bySenator Robert F. Wagner, NewYork, who is chairman of the Na¬tional Labor Board. Mr. Sjlencerhas been acting in the capacity ofvice-chairman of the local board.Mr. Hutchins, president of theUniversity, was forced to resign be¬cause of lack of time. He is atpresent preparing the report of thecommittee of inquiry on nationalpolicy and international economicsrelations, of which he is chairman.He has recently completed a tourof the south and west with severalmembers of this committee study¬ing economic and social conditionsand collecting necessary data.Support* Recovery PlanMr. Spencer, himself a strongproponent of President Roosevelt’srecovery plan, plans to continue thework of the regional organizationwithout any immediate changes.“There have been some loose endsin the work of the board but thesedefects are not the fault lof thelocal but of the whole sy.stem,” hesaid. “The various local boards aresomewhat in the dark because thenational board doesn’t know what itwants itself. During the last 2 or3 months, however, the work of ef¬fecting conciliation among violatorsof section 7a has improved tremend¬ously.”Dean Spencer some time ago pre¬dicted that the main benefit of theindustrial recovery legislation wouldbe in the crystallization of certainattitudes. Btisiness, he said, regard¬less of what becomes of specificlegislation, would continue to be¬come more collectivistic in charac¬ter.Predict* Worker*’ Privilege*He foresaw, at the time, a coa-tinuation of the essential portionsof section 7a, which purport to giveto workers the privileges of collec¬tive bargaining through representa¬tives of their own choice. His dutiesas chairman of the Regional LaborBoard will give him an opportunityto better acquaint himself with ac¬tual conditions.Mr. Spencer, professor of BusinessLaw at the University since 1923,has been dean of the School of (Busi¬ness since 1924. He was author of“A Textbook on Law and Business,”published in 1929 and editor of“Materials for the Study of Busi- Assumes Post onFederal CommitteeWilliam SpencerSenior CouncilCompletes Plansfor Cl^ DayFinal arrangements for SeniorClass day, which will be held at thebeautiful Olympia Fields countryclub June 8, were made yesterdayat a meeting of the senior classcouncil, according to Wayne Rapp,president of the senior class. Theevent is the first of its kind ever tobe held by any graduating class ofthe University.Senior Class, day will consist of atwelve hour program of entertain¬ment. A luncheon at 12:30 in theclub cafeteria will begin this event..This will be followed by an after¬noon of golf, tennis, bowling, horse¬back riding, and bridge. At 4:30 abaseball game will be played be¬tween selected teams of men andwomen. Following this there willbe an hour of relaxation before din¬ner.A full-course dinner will be heldin the luxurious main dining hall at6:15. This will be folowed by adance which will last until mid¬night. Music for the dancing willbe furnished by Hany Berkover’sorchestra. The dance will completethe 12 hours of entertainment.Tickets for the event, priced at$2 each, will be placed on sale atan early date. They may be pur¬chased from any member of thesenior class council. GeraldineSmithwick has been placed incharge of distributing tickets to themembers of the women’s clubs.All of the members of the honorsocieties on campus have been in¬vited to attend the affair and soph¬omores and juniors may attend ifthey are invited by a member of thegraduating class. It is hoped thatthe seniors who cannot spend thewhole day at the Olympia Fieldscountry club at Flossmoor will at¬tend at least a part of it.SYMPHONY FEATURES REUTERIN SCHUMANN PIANO CONCERTOBy CARROLL DISONIn its third quarterly concert ofthe year, to be given Friday at 8:30in Mandel hall, the University Sym¬phony Orchestra will present a pro¬gram featured by the appearanceof Rudolph Reuter distinguishedconcert pianist. Mr. Reutei willplay Schumann’s A minor pianoconcerto.Bom in New York City, Mr.Reuter was the third of a line ofable musicians. Strangely enough,his parents planned a medical careerfor him, while he himself wishedto be an electrical engineer. He be-Gli Scapigliati GivesThree Plays Friday“Gli Scapigliati” will presentthree one-act plays in Italian Fridayand Saturday nights at 8:30 in theReynolds club theater. The programwill open with a comedy by Saba-tino Lopez, “H Giocatore di Pres-^’The second play, “L’Amico,’ ’is adrama by a famous playwright of19 th century, Marco Praga.program closes with an intric-modern comedy by FrancescatheTheateBertrame, ‘ Tutti... .contend,” tobe directed by Mr. Somma. gan his musical education under thetutelage of his mother, and, his un¬usual talent evidencing itself, hesoon decided to make music his lifework. Acclaimed in New York as aprodigy, he went abroad at sixteento continue his studies in Berlin,under Barth, Dohnanyi, Max Btuchand others.At nineteen Mr. Reuter made hisdebut with the Hamburg SymphonyOrchestra. There and in succeed¬ing European concerts, he won uni¬formly high praise from criticseverywhere. He was still a youngman when he was invited to visitJapan to introduce western methodsof teaching music. After severalyears in the Orient, he returned toAmerica, where he settled in Chi¬cago. He has since made numeroussuccessful tours abroad and in thiscountry, including several appear¬ances with the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra.The program includes Beeth¬oven’s Eighth Symphony, Bach’sninth Three-part Invention, trans¬cribed for orchestra by HilmarLuckhardt, and Liszt’s tone poem,“Les Preludes.”Tickets are on sale at the depart¬ment of Music, 'Lyon and Healy, andthe box office in Mandel Cloisters.Prices range from $.50 to $1.50. CAMPUS WOMENSELL TAGS TODAYFOR SETTLEMENT31 Women Volunteerto Aid Board inCampaignForty-one campus women will selltags today in the annal tag daysponsored by the Student Settle¬ment Board for the benefit of theUniversity Settlement. Arrange¬ments for the activity have beencarried out by the women membersof the student board under the di¬rection of Evelyn Carr, wh,o will bepresident of the organization for theensuing year.The members of the board whowill sell tags include RosemaryVolk, Violet Elliott, Anne Palmer,Evelyn Smith, Edith McCarthy, Eve¬lyn Carr, Eleanior Graham, BettyDavis, Barbara Beverly, Ruth Bald-erston, and Barbara Vail.The 31 women who have volun¬teered to aid the board in its ef¬fort include Helen de Werthern,Ruth Moulton, Eleanor Taylor, RuthRaney, Lillian Wessell, Alberta An-non, Molly Hecht, Marion Oliver,Mary Haskell, Jean Pickard, BettyBliss, Jeannette Eckersall, GertrudeSenn, Marzalie Blossat, GertrudeLawrence, and Elizabeth McCaskey.Others will be Ethel Ann Gordon,Jean Prussing, Bobby Storms, JoanGuiou, Ruth Walters, Rita Cusack,Mary Kerr, Mary Beth Clapp, Elea¬nor Sulcer, Mary Louise Coolidge,Jane Olson, Hanna Fiske, JulianaBond, and Virginia Carr.The sales will take place at allprominent places on the campusthroughout the day and at otherspots at particularly busy times.Women will be stationed at the cof¬fee shop, in front of Cobb hall, inHarper library, Rosenwald, Kent,Eckhart, International House, IdaNoyes, and the University bookstore.All proceeds from the sales willbe used for the benefit of the Uni¬versity Settlement, which is situatedin the* area which was recentlyburned over by the Stockyards fire. President Talks onUniversity Policies“Radicals "Speakat Red NetworkDinner Tomorrow Robert M. Hutchin*Divinity SchookAnnounce SevenSummer Coiu*sesNorman Thomas, famous socialist,Charles W. Gilkey, dean of the Uni¬versity chapel, and James Yardwill be be among the speakers at a“Red Network” dinner tomorrowevening at 6. The dinner, being giv¬en at th.e Tower Town club. 111 E.Pearson street, is sponsored by theLeague for Industrial Democracy inhonor of the people mentioned mMrs. Albert Dilling’s book “The R.edNetwork” as being involved in a bigplot to install Marxism in the Unit¬ed States. The banquet is open tothe public.Ernest Tittle is tentatively sched¬uled to act as chairman of the ban¬quet. Among others who were nam¬ed in Mrs. Dilling’s expose, and whowill probably attend the banquetare Harold H. Swift, president ofthe board of Trustees of the Univer¬sity, and President Robert M.Hutchins.James Yard was a member of thefaculty of Northwestern universityuntil recently. It is believed that helost his position partly because ofthe accusations in Mrs. Dilling’sbook.Invitations decorated with a redspider-web design have been sentout to a number of prominent Chi¬cagoans.Hobo King DiscussesStrife in UnderworldDr. Ben L. Reitman, who haswon fame as “The King of the Ho¬boes,” will address Professor Her¬bert Blumer’s class in Sociology 201tomorrow in Harper Mil at 10.Reitman, in discussing “Competitionin the Underworld,” will describethe fight for markets between themembers of the various classes ofgangsters, racketeers, pickpockets,bootleggers, etc. The “hobo king”has become well acquainted withthe underworld because of his ex¬tensive practice in social hygiene. The Divinity school and the Chi¬cago Theological seminary joint¬ly announce seven special summerschool courses for religious workersin the field of higher education.These will continue from June 13to July 20 and will all count towardresidence requirements for a degreefrom fhe University or the Theolog¬ical seminary.Two of these lectures, titled “In¬dividual Guidance in Student Re¬ligious Development” and “TheUse of Leisure in Religious Devel-nient” will be given by Hedley S.Dimock, professor of Religious Ed¬ucation at George Williams college.Two Dean* LectureAaron J. Brumbaugh, dean ofstudents in the College, will lectureon “Administration of Student Per¬sonnel in Institutions of HigherLearning.” George A. Works, deanof students and Univer.sity examin¬er, will discuss “The Problems ofCollege Instruction.” John D. Rus¬sell, associate professor of Educa¬tion, will conduct a course in “Or¬ganization and Administration ofColleges and Universities.”Further courses along such lineswill be available in the second termof the summer session.In addition, special arrangementshave been made to provide coursesfor secretaries and board membersof the Y. W. C. A. who meet the ad¬mission requirements. Professor Au¬brey has been appointed academicadvisor to this group. HUTCHINS SPEAKSTONIGHT AT DAILYMAROOyANQUETReviews Administrationat First AnnualDinnerOver two hundred selected stu¬dents will hear Robert MaynardHutchins, president of the Univer¬sity, when he speaks tonight at thefirst annual Daily Maroon banquet.The affair will be held in Hutchin¬son Commons at 6:30.Administration policies will bethe subject of the President’s talk,which promises to be a frank ac¬count of past and future facultyprograms. Addressing a student ban¬quet at the University for the firsttime, President Hutchins may di¬vulge the true story of the proposedmerger with Northwestern, presentplans of cooperation with thatschool, and in general will clarifyquestions of doubt regarding Uni¬versity policies.Invited Student* AttendApproximately half of the stu¬dents .who were sent invitations tothe banquet have accepted. Theseinclude campus leaders in sports,publications, scholarship, and otheractivities. Students who have re¬served places may arrange to sit atgroup tables at the banquet by mak¬ing arrangements with David Kut-ner, in charge of the affair, at noontoday at The Daily Maroon office.Several organizations on campushave already placed their reserva¬tion for special tables. Approxim¬ately twelve persons will be seatedat a table.Those who have not made theirreservations and who are still de¬sirous of attending the banquet willbt'-admitted before 6:20.The guests will be entertainedbetween courses by the iBlackfriars’trio, consisting of George Buck,James McDevitt, and RandolphBean, and by Franklin Miller andAdrian Brodey, co-authors of Black-friar hit songs. The trio will pre¬sent popular songs from this year’sproduction and the duo will playthe piano duet which received suchan ovation at the Blackfriars’ per¬formances.Will Be Annual AffairAlthough in the past it has beenthe custom of The Daily Maroon tohold a banquet exclusively for staffmembers, this is the first time thatthe affair has been thrown opento selected students on campus. 'Thebanquet, according to John Barden,ditor, is th« first of a series of an-ual affairs at which the Presidentwill address the students on currentUniversity problems.An affair of this kind may wellprove of value, as was pointed outby President Hutchins, in a columnwritten by him for The Daily Ma¬roon some time ago.NINE COLLEGE EDITORS CLAIM JOBPROSPECTS ARE BEST IN FOUR YEARS“The prospects for jobs for Amer¬ican college and university gradu¬ates this June appear to be the bestin three or four years,” according toan article by Wayne W. Parrishwhich appears in the May 12 issueof the Literary Digest. The articleis based on data obtained by themagazine from nine editors of col¬lege newspapers and three univer¬sity employment bureaus.The college editors questionedrepresented Harvard university,Yale university and the Universitiesof Chicago, Georgia, Illinois, Texas,Wisconsin, California and Washing¬ton. Seven of the editors gave gen¬erally favorable reports on job pros¬pects, and only three of them werein favor of students continuing post¬graduate work if jobs could not beobtained.The department of personnelstudy and bureau of appointmentsat Yale reports that more businessfirm representatives have visited thebureau thus far this Spring than in1932 or 1933, and that “practical¬ly all of them seem to be quite op¬timistic about improvement of busi¬ness conditions in their respectivefields.”The survey reports that there Isa larger demand for specializedpersons, according to W. EmersonGentzler, director of appointments at Columbia university. The NewYork university employment bureausays there has not been any unusualincrease in opportunities for newgraduates, but such an increase isexpected before summer.Russell Hargrave, editor of theRed and Black of the University ofGeorgia optimistically writes thatopportunities for the graduatingmen seem greater. However, JoeHornaday, editor of the Daily Tex¬an of the University of Texas, finds“the 1934 graduates’ prospects herefor obtaining a job appear to begloomy.”Graduate Club HearsCover on DictatorshipsJohn H. Cover, professor of Sta¬tistics, will speak on “The Consum¬er in a Dictatorship” before theGraduate club of Economics andBusiness tomorrow at 4:30 in theCommons room of Haskell hall.Professor Cover is director of theRetail Price Analysis study whichwas moved to campus from Wash¬ington a few weeks ago. He wasinstrumental in developing thisproject which is now being carriedon by an interdepartmental commit¬tee of various representatives.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. MAY 23. 1934iatlg iMarnnttFOUNDED IN 1901Tb« Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publithed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springqaartCTS by The Daily Maroon Company. 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates; 12.60 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copiea tthree eents.No responsibility is assumed by the Univertity of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for any.contracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 190S, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 8, 1879.The Daily Maroon e^^pressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN. Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business Mana^rerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL AE8ISTANT8XoB B&rton Howard P# Hodson Howard M. lUobNmJ B. Genon Darid H. Kutaar Floranca WiahalekBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilBam Bergman William ODonnall kohert SamualsSOPHOMORE RBPORTEBSMOgoz Greanabaum Raymond Lahr Donald MorrisRuth Greenebaum Janet Lewy Ralph Nicb<daoaCharlea Hoarr Curtis Melnick Jeanne StoltaHenry Kelley William WaUonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSBod Chapin ZalmoB Goldamitb Gerald SternFrnnk Davia Howard GottschaikRobert McQuilkin Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreaton Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Geoirg MannNight Editor: Ralph NicholsonAssistants: Bernard and KizerWednesday, May 23, 1934A NEWHONOR SOCIETYWhat this campus needs is another honor so¬ciety !That such a need exists may seem startling topersons who profess to know the situation. Suchpeople will assert that we have too many societiesof honor.It cannot be denied that those honor societyabolitionists are partially right.Aides and Marshals, Phi Beta Kappa, Nu PiSigma, and Owl and Serpent are worthy of preser¬vation. Value of the first two is self-evident; valueof the latter two is present but not always evi¬dent.There is a definite place for Nu Pi Sigma andOwl and Serpent as divisional honor societies forthose individuals who have sacrificed academiccareers to achieve leadership in activities.Unfortunately, to the detriment of the societies,vague “personal and social” qualifications havesometimes overshadowed qualifications of energy,aggressiveness, hard work, and successful leader¬ship.Iron Mask and Skull and Crescent have tendedto ape the senior honor society without achievingeither its dignity or its service to the University.Their only function is to make persons who do notget in them unhappy. Their eventual abolitionwould be advisable were it not already inevitable.But we do not intend to advocate destructiveabolition but rather the constructive establishmentof a new kind of honor society.Let us suppose the kind of honor society we areabout to propose be realized for an instant so thatwe may describe its characteristics, functions, andpurpose.It is composed of perhaps twenty people, eachof whom is proficient at some means of self-ex¬pression other than extemporaneous conversationon inconsequential subjects.The sole qualification for entrance to the societyis interest and ability in literary, artistic, dramatic,musical, or intellectual endeavor.Number of years a candidate has spent in theUniversity has no effect upon his eligibility for thesociety, and no race or sex discrimination exists.On the self-evident proposition that the bestbrains are the best personalities, once barriers ofconvention are obliterated, personality is an im¬portant factor in admitting new members to thesociety.Since the best intellects are the best society,social qualifications received serious consideration.Little things that aided an individual to makethis honor society were voluntary abstinence fromall habits that seem at present to contribute tothe proper “personality and social" qualifications,so necessary for the usual grasping campus polit¬ical personage.The society meets once a month in weird, quietplaces where modulated conversation is encour¬ aged and tea is not the only available beverage.Conversation of its members centers around theeducational and intellectual life of the University.But activities of this society do not end in mereconversation.Its members write and draw for all campus pub¬lications, act in dramatic productions, and leadinteJectual discussion on campus. They knowthat intellectuality has nothing to do with politics,religion, football, fraternities, sex, or socialite gos¬sip.If by discussing individual intellectual or edu¬cational problems, the group came to some con¬clusions, it promulgated those conclusions throughall mediums of student expression in so coordinat¬ed a fashion that no members of the Universitycommunity could remain unaware of the move¬ment.This honor society even became so precociousas to establish a bi-quarterly magazine to expressits considered opinion.Indeed, it truly served the purpose of the Uni¬versity by contributing honest attempts at intel¬lectual discussion!Descending from the imaginative to the real,we find that we hold out very little hope for suchan honor society. Yet, perhaps we are hasty.Stranger things have happened on the Univer¬sity's mobile, cosmopolitan campus.—J. P. B.INTRAMURALSAHEAD OF USThe Intramural department, though we did notrealize it at the time, has anticipated The DailyMaroon’s predictions about trends of the extra¬curricula.To establish a three-year activity is the event¬ual aim of Intramurals. The change will take sev¬eral years to be completely effected, showing ex¬cellent judgment by those in control, since de¬serving junior participants at the moment willnot be sacrified to innovation.The trend, shown by Intramurals, is unavoid¬able for our highly mechanized activities. Wecongratulate the Intramural department on itsforesight.—J. P. B. Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:You have failed to grasp the sig¬nificance of the position of Presi¬dent of the Dramatic Association.That position is not merely a rewardfor work and ability, but is in ad¬dition awarded to a man with thesocial and personality qualificationsnecessary to carry off the leadingoffice in a campus activity. Otherundergraduate activities have real¬ized the need for a man of this typeto head their activity so whyshouldn’t the Dramatic Association?Very truly yours,' R. P. T.The worst words ever connectedwith campus elections are “person¬ality and social qualifications.” IsDramatic Association dedicated toThursday afternon tea parties or topromotion of interest and activity indramatic expression at the Univer¬sity? Indeed, we are genuinely sor¬ry for all University activities thatare headed by men with proper “so¬cial” and “personality” qualifica¬tions.—ed.The Travelling BazaarBy MILT OLINTHE SUNSHINE GIRLYesterday Senor Pijoan turned out the lightsin his classroom preparatory to showing somearty slides. And the room turned only a half ashade darker. Lorraine Donkle was so sunburnedthat her back threw gleams all over the room.She got it while she was taking second place inthe University women’s gollolluf tournament.Reim Nelson took first place, and she has beenhiding her light under a bushel. The very wellknown golfer has been living in Beecher all year,unbeknowst to her rivals for the local titleHyman and Tyroler are a couple of fourflushers.They went to a restaurant last night, and eachthought the other had some money and they weregoing to forget they didn’t have any money untilthe check came around then they were going toremember it and mention it to the other andwould he stand him for it until they got back tocampus, but they were both broke and turned outto be mutually embarrassed when the check came.... Something will have to be done about theCascades. The people fi'om around her^* i^ay thatsomething will have to be done about it if it’s go¬ing to be interesting, which, they say, is puttingit mildly.« « «THE WATER NYMPH GIRLSIt was very hot, and the heat began to getthem, so three girls at Foster put on their swim¬ming suits and went out into the night and playedin the sprays of the campus sprinkler. They wereled by Bobby Guttman... .Billie Watrovs wantsit known that although she slept all through thesales period during the Phoenix drive the middleof this month, she will very much bouncing aboutin the early morning dew on June 6, date of thenext issue of the great rag, and she wants all thecustomers who sought new fields last month to re¬turn to the Watrous fold, for she prides herselfon working hard and getting the “high sales”..THE PIN QUESTIONThese pins have exchanged hands this year...some of them have bounced back and forth, someof them have remained clasped near the respec¬tive hearts all year long Have a look: Mc-Caskey - Flinn McCarthy - MailmanKrentzer - Ellerd....Bloss - Riddell Georgen-Gla88ford. .. .Piccard - Smith .Campbell - Pat¬terson Watrons - Day Mary Jo Irwin-Wells... .Chapline - Radcliff e... .Johnson - Ald¬ridge Rmsell - Miller... .Schoen - BardenCason - Nicholson... .Doesn't know - Masterson... .Barber - Ely... .Hansen - Wilson... .Littig-Riley... .Hempelnutn - Abraham.. .Zena Karras-Jay Brown etc., etc., with more later.... Meet to DetermineFuture of SymphonyConcerts in MandelMembers of the University Or¬chestral association will meet to¬morrow at 4 in Harper Mil to de¬termine whether or not the annualseries of concerts given by the Chi¬cago Symphony orchestra in Man-del hall should be continued.Unless the association receivesgreatly increased support, it will bediscontinued, although it has nowbeen in existence twenty-five years.In case of an affirmative vote, elec¬tion of officers and directors for thecoming year will also be held at themeeting.Today on theQuadranglesNight editor for the next issue:Curtis Melnick. Assistants: Cutrightand Wilson.Lectures“Plutocracy, Suppression, andStudents” Phil Booth, at 3:30 in So¬cial Science 122.Public lecture “Prehistoric PlantLife” Associate professor A. C.Noe, in Fullerton hall, the Art In¬stitute, at 6:45.MusicCarillon recital, the Universitychapel, at 5:30.MiscellaneousPoetry program. “The MidlandPoets,” Margherita Sarfatti, HarrietMunroe, and the presidents andpoets of Chicago’s ten literary or¬ganizations. International Housetheater at 8.fiAIMING,YOU CAN sell;Train for business leadership at this schoolof successful srraduates. Business Ad¬ministration, Executive Secretarial, Steno-typy, Accounting, etc. Day or Eve. claaaes.Coeducational. Call, write or phone Ran.1676 for bulletin.Bij^an^StrattonCCi^iEGC18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVE.. CHICAGO HOWARD C. HILL OFHIGH SCHOOL STAFFTO TEACH IN HAWAIIDr. Howard Copeland Hill, assist¬ant professor of the Teaching of So¬cial Studies and secretary of theUniversity high school faculty, hasbeen appointed to the faculty of theUniversity of Hawaii at Honolulufor the summer session. He willteach two courses dealing with edu¬cation and social trends and the se¬lection and organiztaion of ma¬terials for teaching of the socialsciences.Dr. Hill is the author of severalbooks on economics, and is one ofthe fifteen well known visiting in¬structors from the continental Unit¬ed States and foreign countries whowill be added to the Hawaii faculty.The University of Hawaii is be¬coming one of the world’s leadinguniversities in the study of interra¬cial relations and racial culture.Through its school of Pacific andOriental affairs, the university hasdone much to promote good will inthe Pacific region.SWEETNESS ANDLIGHT(Continued from paffe 1)ing of another tradition, the pass¬ing of a day in which college presi¬dents were aloof, inaccessible andnot too highly respected.HELPFUL HINTTO ANTIWe read (there you go, braggingagain!) that the R. O. T. C. is hav¬ing its annual inspection Fridayat the armory. Helpfully, as is ournature, we rise with the apt sug¬gestion that the armory on Fridaywould be an appropriate setting fora choice anti-war demonstration bythe persistent campus pacifists. Af¬ter all, they should consider Sweet¬ness and Light. We must havesomething to write about! DREXEL trbatrb8M B. MrrfTODAY. MAY 23“DARK HAZARD»withEDW. G. ROBINSONFwdham UniversitySCHOOL OF LAWNEW YORKCam SystemThree-Year Day CourseFour-Year Evening CourseCo-«ducstionalCollege Degree or Two Years ofCollege Work with Csood GradesRequired for EntranceTranscript of Record Must Be FurnishedMsmlnr, Early Afteraosn aadEvenint CliFor farther information addreasCHARLES P. 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Thosepreviously started will not be honored after this quarter—June 15.)The odds areC A1 O lO 1that you can't get aP & GOif you don't subscribe ) WN1 r o d a y !Now $2.75LEXINGTON HALL f•fTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 23, 1934 Page Three(Swrgp (Srill. , has to offer a well bal.anced special 23c lun¬cheon that can be com¬pared only to that ofmothers.. . Good Food our specialty.60th ST. at BLACKSTONE MICHI6IINWINS60LFTITU; MAUERMANNGAINS FIFTH PLAGEDniversity studentscan capitalize onSHORTHANDWh*t«ver your plana for the futurenay be, GregK Secretarial Traininris the surest and quickest way to gaina foothold in buaineas and make youruniversity trainins count.Write, call or telephoneState 1881 for particularsThe GREGG COLLEGEHome of Gresr Shorthand8 N. Michigan Ats., ChicafO Final StandingsTeam StrokesMichigan 1230Minnesota 1260Northwestern 1261Illinois 1306Purdue 1308Iowa 1313Chicago 1354Ohio 1355Wisconsin 1389COOL OFFwith ourCOLD SPECIALSWe are now featuring somewonderful hot weather com¬binations. Reasonable too!PHELPS & PHELPSCOLONIAL TEAROOM6324 Woodlawn AvenueWe Cater to Special PartiesCall HycU Park 6324 Trailing Michigan by over 100strokes, the Maroon golfers placedseventh in the Conference cham¬pionships which were held yester¬day and the day before at Kildeercountry club in Evanston. EdMauermann of Chicago placed fifthwith a 72 hole total of 312.Led by Charles Kocsis who bad283, one under par, the Ann Arborsquad walked away with the field.Minnesota came up from behind tooust Northwestern from secondplace by a single stroke.Mauermann ImproveaEd Mauermann played the last36 holes in 78, 76—154, an improve¬ment of four over his card yester¬day, giving him a grand total of312, The fifteen leading scores andtheir 72 hole totals are: Kocsis,Michigan, 283; Malloy, Michigan,294; Sawyer, Minnesota, 304;Brown, Northwestern, 310; Mauer¬mann, Chicago, 312; Zieske, Minne¬sota, 314; Brewer Purdue, 315;Loveberry, Ohio, 316; Vanderwic-ken, Iowa, 317; Flynn, Northwest¬ern, 318; Craig, Purdue, 318; Saiel-li. Northwestern, 319; Hoffman, Il¬linois 320; Gardner, Iowa, 320.The Michigan flash, Charles Koc¬sis won the individual title withrounds of 66, 70, 73, 74—283. Thenew champion, was one under parfor seventy-two holes and eighteenstrokes better than the score JohnnyFischer posted over the same coursela.st year. Stanford, So, Calif,Run on Stagg FieldThe Stanford and the SouthernCalifornia track teams yesterdayunlimbered the kinks in their legson Stagg field after a long trainride from Los Angeles. The In¬dians and the Trojans, who work¬ed out for two hours, are en routeto Philadelphia where the I. C.A. A. A. A. meet will be held thisweek-end.CHISELERS REACHFINAL ROUND OFI-M TOURNAMENTPlat* Lanrh 1.25 Chop Su*yto Take Home607 E. 61at StreetPlat* Dinn*r $-35 Phone Midway 8082c & cA La Cart* Ord*fAnytiM* RestaurantTRC fRANC€S flARRINGTONKoiu/iawSCHOOL OfIHIDHOI! DKONOIEuropean Methods and Practical TrainingSTUDIOS ALLERTON HOTEL SIXTH FLOOR701 NORTH MICHIGAN AVENUE CHICAGO. ILL.OUR 7th ANNUAL JOUR ABROAD; I^EISURESTUDY — RECREATION — FOREIGN CREDITSSEA BATHING — DANCING — THEATER LOW RATESJOINII•IWedding Announcements$13.95 per 100Genuine hand engraved choice of styles of engraving andchoice of ivory or white paper in the popular flat folderwith large envelopes.Visiting cards, engraved, $2.50 per 100, (including newplate) choice of shaded, solid or script letters.Woodworth^s Book Store1311 E. 57th St. Phone Dorchestw 4^Near Kimbark Ave. Open Evenings Contenders for the 1934 Univer-sfity playground ball championshipwere narrowed down to three teamsin yesterday’s intramural games, asthe Chiselers copped the independ¬ent title by virtue of a 7-5 victoryover the Rinkydinks and the Dekeswere winning th,eir semi-final con¬test in the fraternity league, 10-4,over Alpha Sigma Phi, Phi BetaDelta, defending champion, disposedof the fourth fraternity semi-final¬ist, Phi Kappa Sigma, by a 9-7 scorein a game played Monday.The Chiselers made their success¬ful bid to become one of the twoteams to play it out for the Uni¬versity championship, as theyslugged the ball all over the lot inthe first inning, to total five runs.Two more pushed across in laterinnings were ample to put the ballgame on ice. Cox and Hickok, withthree hits each, led the victors.Dekes vs. Alpha SigsPiling up seven runs in the lastthree innings, the Dekes swept toan easy victory over the Alpha Sigsand on to a position in the finalsof the fraternity division of thetournament. Three hits, includingthe only home run of the game, bySkoning figured heavily in the D. K.E. scoring. Malmstedt’s four safe¬ties and Brislin’s three helped mostin producing Alpha Sig’s four tal¬lies. The Dekes now run up againstthe favored Phi B. D.’s for the fra¬ternity title, the winner of thatgame then facing the Chiselers inthe championship series.The present titleholders, Phi BetaDelta, established an early lead intheir semi-final tilt Monday, fromwhich their opponents never dis¬placed them. The Phi Kaps kept thegame close, however, constantlyedging up on the Marver-led boys.Kessell had the best day at bat forthe Phi B. D.’s, collecting a total ofthree hits.TRACKSports managers of the variousorganizations are again urged toregister all entrants for the intra¬mural outdoor track meet Thursdayand Friday at the I-M offices assoon as possible. The status of anyman whose eligibility is in doubtshould be determined at the office.Entrants in the half-mile and mileruns are asked to report to B'obAdair at the meet Thursday after¬noon. Only those wh.o do so will beallowed to participate in theseevents on Friday. Predictions ofpre-meet favorites include five of thefraternity organizations, Phi Psi,Phi Delt, D. U., Alpha Delt, andDeke.NOTRE DAME WINSNotre Dame finally crashedthrough with a win over the Chi¬cago baseball team, defeating theMaroons, 16 to 4, at South Bendyesterday. It was the first win forthe Irish in four games between thetwo teams.Illinois clinched the Big Tenchampionship yesterday by defeat¬ing Northwestern, 6 to 1, at Cham¬paign. It was the tenth win forthe mini, as against one defeat.The head of the botany depart¬ment at the University of WesternOntario credits the average profes¬sor with, from eight to eighteenlies per lecture, and states that thetext-books each contain an averageof 120 false statements or mistakes.HOW’S YOUR GAME?If you find it hardto get goingtryJOHNSON^STennis StringsPark OlrnntB (Ho,NINE-O-TWO EAST FIFTY-SiXTH ST.Hyde Park 6501 DOWN TOTHE SEAIN SHIPSis the summer schedule for Mel Barber, Jayne Paulman, and otherlucky ladies who will top off the school year with a trip on the briney blue.For them and for you Field’s own “design for leaving” will guarantee aglorious vacation.Dancing on deck is a social triumph for the girl who wears Clarepotter’swickedly naive evening frock. It’s printed linen with a little-girl¬ish pleated collar and a back that is no back at all! $35 at the FashionCenter, sixth floor.A suit no smart sailor can do without is this masterpiece In wool as softas a baby’s skin. And you’ll love the matching topcoat when the days arecool. The suit, In dusty beige or yellow, Is $29.75 and the matchingtopcoat also $29.75. Both $55 at the Fashion Center.«Field’s have assembled three Budget Wardrobes for - Student Tourist -Cabin Crossing - Luxury Liner. These are also now on display this week Inthe Fashion Center. Sixth Floor, Middle State.MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY 23, 1934I *3nk yoti cvef $o miich^j^jteven think about smoking a^^^rette/’•i..'"' ' .I DND^TA^,t3«t they *»<o- «^d and Midrib goodthat I thot>ght)W y%ht ii^imind tryingone white wc are sidiag altMng out here/’^ tio^Tr it MVnts ToMCtM Ca, -50THE UNIVERSITY WOMANFacuity MembersDescribe FieldsOpen to Women SOCIETYbySUZANNENutrition Work. BusinessYield Best Opportunities,Report Reveals.Women on the faculty represent¬ing many different fields told theMaroon yesterday of the opportun¬ities open to University women, boththose graduating in June and facedwith the problem of securing em¬ployment and those hoping to enterinto the type of work that one orthe other faculty member repre¬sents. We came.... we saw.... and wedrank free beer (Oh, no mother,not I!). . . . Anyhoo, Saturday’s ChiPsi party w’as acclaimed a successby those who were there, and whowasn’t? Nelson AwardedFirst Place inGolf TourneyW. A. A. Activities IncludeAnnual Dinner, TennisMeet, Beach Party.“There have been more calls forwomen than our school can findwomen to fill,” stated Ann Brew-ington, assistant professor of Secre¬tarial training. “However, we arenot sure of placing graduates, imme¬diately. Prospects are good,though.”Special Training Needed iShe went on to say that therehave been many calls for specializedwork, such as statistics. “Since thedepression business men are findingcollege training in theory and tech¬nique necessary,” she also remarked.“Plenty of opportunity is openfor the woman who enters the fieldof physical education,” said OrsleThomson, member of the faculty ofthe women’s physical education de¬partment.“The percentage of won:en in thefield of home economics is very great—there are plenty of opportun¬ities,” said Evelyn Smith, dieticianof the women’s dormitories. Shewent on to describe the type ofwork that calls for many women,as institutional work, which includesmanagement of such as our Com¬mons unit and school cafeteria, andvery often combines administrativewith academic work.Dieticians in Demand“As magazines and newspapersfrequently call for dieticans, thewoman wth, tendencies towardsjournalism and dietetics may com¬bine them to her advantage. Excel¬lent opportunities are also open togirls with interests in the commer¬cial field, where they may managerestaurants, or work in laboratoriesconnection with canning companies,” Miss Smith added.“In the last 10 or 15 years therehas been an increasing interest ineconomics and other social sciencesin high and secondary schools; thishas resulted in a widening field ofwhich the maximum has not yetbeen reached” stated Hazel Kyrk,associate professor of Home Eco¬nomics and of Economics. “Thoughmen are most called for, there arenumerons openings for women.The development of a research fieldin connection with federal andstate governments has also furnish¬ed opportunities for women.”FAMOUS WOMEN„ WILL SPEAK ONRADIO PROGRAMWomen who have attained uniquepositions in different professionsand business fields will appear onthe W’oman’s Radio Review, a reg¬ular National Broadcasting Com¬pany sustaining program, at 2:30over stations KYW, WCPL, orWMAQ.Each speaker will present brief¬ly her thoughts regarding the op¬portunities in her field for youngwomen, the type of temperamentsuited to the work, and the educa¬tion and experience that is ofvalue.On Monday, May 28, Judge Gene¬vieve Cline of the United States Cus¬toms’ Court, will speak on “Law.”On Monday, June 4, M. HildrethMeiere, mural painter and decorator,will speak on “Painting.”Elizabeth Hawes, designer anddressmaker, will speak on Monday,June 11, on the subject of “Design¬ing.” On Thursday, June 14, Mar¬garet Bourke-White, photographer,will speak on “Photography.”Dorothy Shaver, vice-presidentof Lord & Taylor in New York City,will speak on “The DepartmentStore” on Tuesday, June 19. OnThursday, June 28, Dr. KatherineBlunt, president of Connecticutcollege, will speak on “Education.”This announcement was made byRobert C. Woellner, erecutive sec¬retary of the Board of VocationalGuidance and Placement. It all started out with the thirdfloor grathering where everyonedrank pitchers-full of lemonade (?).... Glimpsed dancing to the Tatetepid rhythm.. . .vi^re such newmergers as RUTH WALTERS andCHARLIE TRESSLER RITACUSACK and SID HYMANMEL BARBER and BOB STORER.... BILLIE WATROUS and BOBSHARP (pinch-hitting while E.DAY was in Springfield). . . .MAR-ZALIE BIOSSAT and DICKBUEHL ADELE SANDMANand VINNIE QUINN. . .AB ALLENand RED BIDDELL spent their timelooking for a beautiful girl withthe aid of a red lantern which theyflashed in all available femininefaces... .when the music ceased,everyone went to the fire to com¬plete the evening....Friday night’s Mortar Board par¬ty competed successfully with, theD. U. Rose dance which in turn tookpeople away tvom the Medinahdance.... People that you wouldknow at the M. B. fracas includedELENORE SCHEEL and MILTOLIN....JOAN GUIOU and HAPSULCER JAYNE P.LULMANand BOB BARR MAXINE NO¬WAK and JOCK BURROUGHS....RITA HOUZE and SCHNUR. Rena Nelson, a second year stu¬dent and a transfer from the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin, won the golftournament held Monday at CogHill golf course by the golf club.Her score was a straight 90, 44 outand 46 in. Betty Patterson andLorraine Donkle tied for secondplace with a score of 100. Seven¬teen University women played in thetournament.The tennis tournament beingsponsored by the Racquet club isstill being played. The thirdmatches are to be finished by to¬day. The club is also sponsoring adoubles tournament, with the gamesscheduled to begin today.Tarpon is planning a beach sup¬per for Tuesday evening. May 29.Definite plans will be made at theboard meeting this noon.The annual spring banquet ofthe W. A. A. will be held June 7in the Cloister club.Speakers for the evening includeAnton J. Carlson, Miss RobertaBurgess, and Dr. Dudley Reed.In carrying out their program ofathletic activities, the W. A. A. isalso sponsoring the renting of roll-ler skates which may be rentedfrom Mr. Bond in the locker roomsfor a nominal sum. talking shopelizabeth and peggyThe GREEN SHUTTER TEAROOM announces again its StudentSpebial lunch 'on Wednesday andThursday at only 25 cents. This isa convenient tea room to take yourclub sisters or friends to enjoy aquiet lunch hour as well as an ap¬petizing lunch.5 ^ ^With the new wind swept fash¬ions, you need a wind-swept face—one that looks fresh and glowing.A facial at the FLORRIS BEAUTYSHOP, 5523*4 Kenwood, will makeyour skin as radiant and dewy asa spring morning.S $ SWhen you feel the need of somekind of refreshment on these hot af¬ternoons, why not stop at KRISE’S,7112 Jeffrey, and order a cool sher¬bet? They have orange, pineapple,raspberry and all kinds of deliciousflavors., In a quiz at Mili^ukee StateTeachers college, the sophomoreclass received the highe.st averagein the identification of names ofprominent persons.RENT-A-BIKERIDE FOR HEALTH ANDSPORTMIDWAY CYCLE CLUB59th at Stony WILDER TALKSTOMORROW ATCATES DINNERThornton Wilder will be thespeaker at a dinner to be held to¬morrow at 6:30 in the cloisters ofIda Noyes hall for residents andformer residents of Gates hall.Eleanore Landon will preside. JaanInt-Hout, social chairman of Gates,is in charge of arrangements.The tables will be decorated inpastel shades and spring flowers. B. W. O. ConsidersReorganization ofFreshman CouncilA new plan for the freshmencouncil was submitted to the Boardof Women’s Organizations by HoCarr, Jean Prussing, and AlbertaAnnon at the last meeting of theyear held Wednesday. According tothis new system the council is tohave two advisors from the comingsophomore class.(j/mverunelna^FLOATING UNIVERSITYAROUND theWORLD on theVOLENDAMDETAILS i 225 days visiting 60ports in 34 countries • 38,000mites of trovol sailing from NowYork October 4th, 1934 • fromNow Oiioons October 11th, 1934 •from Son Francisco October 27th,1934 • returning to Now York AAoy21st, 1935 minimum rote $1750• Standard Shore Excursions $600. Ideal aducation combines^ STUDYandTRAVEL Here,at last it The Roating University, acollege cruising the world... offer¬ing a full year's course of study.The VOLENDAM, famous cruisesteamer of "The Spotless Reet",will tail at the beginning of thenext Fall semester carrying an en¬tire faculty and student body—•veritable "FloatingCollege Campus." ^ ^Writs for full dotails of curriculum, itinorary, focilitisi, to;Oaan JAMES E. LOUGH, 66 Fifth Ava., Now York, orholland-amerTcaLINE 40 N. Dearborn St., ChicagoSECTION(.ollcfriate News in Picture and Paragraph'• THEY SHOE THEIR OWN.Charlotte Guy (front) andElaine Oshrain (right) learnto shoe their mounts in theirriding classes at the Univer¬sity of Arizona.Associated Press photoLeftWHENBEST ISW U RSTER— BettyWuister winsU. of Iowabeauty con¬test.AN OLD ETON CUSTOM—theboys’ top-hats go to the cleanerson the first day of Easter vacation.Acme photoRightFOUR PRINCETON SEI—wearing the beer suit gannual spring custom. 1set, adorns the back of eaiInternationa] News Iii>I(!I(I1tI\fjt3JiIcSCOLUMRIA STUDENTS talk the situation over at amass meeting in front of the library. LOVELY, ISN’T HE?Alvin J. Gordon, fem¬inine lead, in the Columbia University Var¬sity show, “Laugh ItOff.CAPTAIN JACK WILSONis all set for the Yankton(S. D.) College track teamto win its fifth successiveconference championship.FIRSTMALE soci¬ety editor ofthe Collegian,weekly paperat ArizonaState college.Jimmie Samu-e 1 8 ’ favoritepastime is MEN’S GLEE CLUB at Pomona College—recent winners of thenational inter-collegiate glee club championship. Ralph HaineLyman, director.MIDDIES ON PARADE—the U. S. Naval Academy atAnnapolis prepares for the annual Board of Review day.Acme photoBH fCAMERA AWARDS AT THE FIRST NATIONAL COLLEGIATE PHOTO¬GRAPHIC SOLON, held at the University of Wisconsin. D:. Max Thorek,president of the Photographic society of America, acted as judge. The Co-ed (top left) by LeRoy Carlson, Angnstana College, honorable mention; CalmWater.(top right)by George O. Timanus, Princeton, honorable mention; WinterStreams, (bottom left) by George L. Waters, medal award; and Nature’s Handi¬work (bottom right)by Robert W. McKee,Haverford college, honorable mention.RightA SEVENTEEN-YEAROLD QUEEN—Miss Rob¬erta Hansel presides overthe Wenatchee (Wash.)apple blossom festival.Wid«-World photoBelowWATER-POLO in anoutdoor pool is the all-year sport at the Uni¬versity of Hawaii inHonolulu.Mid-Pacific New* phntoSETTING A N EWORLD’S RECORD—Glenn Cunningham, U.of Kansas, breaks the* tape in the 1000 yardS race in 2 minutes, 11.15 seconds.Associated Press photoJESS WILLI-ARD, Jr., son ofthe one-timeworld’s heavyweight boxingchampion, tied ina hurdle race be¬tween California,San Francisco, andSo California lu./“THE BURLINGTON”, America’s firstall steel streamlined train, being chris¬tened by Miss Marguerite Cotsworth,READY FOR WORKOUT—University of Pennsylvania’stennis team is getting in shapefor the intercollegiate season.Wide-World photoAUTHOR OF ANNUAL May play atMilwaukee-Downer College — Miss JeanInbusch is third highest honor student inthe college.RightTHE ORIGINAL Sally Rand instructsfour Michigan football stars how to fandance. Widc-World phouDIGGING CWA DITCHES calls foran old fashioned field lunch, accordingto CWA student workers at Conception p!College. K AboveA SHIP-WRECK PARTY staged bythe Sigma Nus at the University ofMinnesota. “Come in what you’d bewearing if your boat floundered atfour in the morning” explains thecostumes.TROUT FISHING season at Mbury College. James Tyler andbeth Bryan open the season.ALABAMA ACTIVITY ACES—(left toright) Jeannetta Thomas, W. A. A. pres¬ident; Elizabeth Robertson, Y. W. C. A.president; Lillie Mae 'Dean, president,school of home economics; Cath¬erine Purser, W. S. G. A. pres¬ident; and Josephine Lcven- Iworth, junior class president. ^RECOVERING FUM¬BLES is what CoachJimmy Phalen, Uni¬versity of Washing¬ton, is stressing inspring football prac¬tice. Joe Wiatrak andFred Gadke, guards,are taking instructionsseriously as they lungeafter the pigskin.Acme photoHAIL THE HAMBURGERManue) Rodriguez haS just won Iat Miami University by eathamburgers.THE NEW ARTS BUILDING tobe constructed at Ball State Teach¬ers College, Muncie, Ind., at a costof $450,000.> .V’*'In Tp r 1*1A. “WORM’S EYE VIEW” of NewYork University’s hopes in the Intercol¬legiate Women’s Fencing Champion¬ships. QUEEN andmaid-of-honor a tKent State Col¬lege. Miss Ber¬nice Baumberger,queen, and MissDorothy Fitzger¬ald, her attendant.A CRUSADING EDITOR — AlbertTodoroff, after a vigorous campaignin his paper, succeeded in having theslot machines removed from De-Pauw University campus stores.MAY QUEEN at Pennsylvania State College—Margaret E. Barnard of West Chester, Pa.“IT’S GREATFUN", say EstherHewson and Vir-g i n i a Everhart,Cortland StateNormal (N. 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