Vol. 34. No. no. iHlaroonUNIVEE^ITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. MAY 16. 1934 -0%:sweetnessand lightbyCharles tyroler and harry kalvennize babyWe have always ascribed to thetheory that a man’s library is a sig¬nificant indication of his real person¬ality. The old maxim: “tell me whatbooks you read and I’ll tell you whatsort of a person you are,’’ has, forus. .seemed to contain more than theusual proverbial grain of truth. Butperhaps that’s because we have al¬ways read such good books. Recent¬ly we had occa.sion to visit the officeof our Economics instructor, AaronDirector, when he chanced to bebusy. So while we were waiting: weamused ourselves studying the num¬erous books on his shelves. The booksall seem to be of a uniform tone,u.sually described in undergraduateparlance as ‘heavy.’ There were eco¬nomic histories of England, therewere economic histories of the Unit¬ed States, there were cla.ssics such asSmith, Ricardo, and Marx, therewere volumes of population stati.s-tics, there were textbook.s such asra.ssels. Hardy, Ely, and Marshall,there were popular books by StuartCha.'^e and Howard Scott, and therewas the irievitable copy of “SocialTrends.’’ And then just when wewere losing all hope of getting anyclue to Mr. Director’s personality wenoticed an inconspicuous hook sand¬wiched in between two of the weight¬ier tomes. It wa.s “Nize Baby,” byMilt Gross.IT’S THE SAME OLD STORYThe morning mail brings with it acopy of the “Pacific Weekly,” thenewspaper at the College of the Pa¬cific. .And on the editorial page isthe following sorrowful note: “TomWilson, Pacific’s greatest footballplayer, has been declared ineligibleby the Conference for further com¬petition here. . . . The announcementwas not only a disappointment but asurpri.se to Pacific followers.” Who.said that Amos Alonzo Stagg was get¬ting too old for active service?TAKE TWO ’CAUSE THEY’RESO SMALLOld jokes have a habit of bobbingup in the oddest places. Last weekwe were busily reading Karl Marx’sDas Capital. Now, Das Capital hasa reputation among the commonreader as being one of those reallydifficult books like Spinoza’s Ethicsor Joyce’s Ulysses which people onlyread under compulsion. And after aweek of intellectual sweating we aremore than willing to admit that thebook has an honest claim to erudi¬tion, profundity, and their offspring,dryness. However, the one oasis inthis desert of economic analysis isthe biting .satiric tone of the foot¬notes. Marx regards all his bour¬geois opponents as utter imbecilesand with a flourish reminiscent ofthe best Mencken says so in the foot¬notes. In particular, a German,Roscher, is the victim of Marx’sspleen. And it is in one of the num¬erous footnotes in which he ridiculesRoscher that the following joke oc¬curs. As far as we Know, it is theonly joke in the 1,000 pages, so treatit with the respect proper to itsscarcity if not to its years: “Accord¬ing to Roscher, nature’s attitude to¬ward exchange-value is rather likethat of the girl who excused herselffor having an illegitimate child bysaying it “wt^^ such a little one.” Andthe moral of all this is that youshould adways read the fofotnotesfor, who knows, maybe after another1,000 dry pages there will be anotherstory as funny as this one.WE NOMINATE FORtransfusionWe note that Vice-president Fred¬eric Woodward, who is in the neigh¬borhood of sixty, offered his bloodfor transfusion purposes and actual¬ly donated some to a charity patientthe other evening. This humane actis, we think, quite admirable, and sowith sincere respect we offer the gal¬lant Mr. Woodward our congratula¬tions. We rise also to suggest thatperhaps other members of the facul¬ty might well have run less risk inparting with some of their blood.For some of them apparently haveso much of it that the surplus rusheshither and thither, especially to theirhead. ADOPT NEW PLANFOR STUDENTS INPRE-LAWCOURSESCurriculum Free fromConventional ClassRoutineA revolutionary new system ofgroup study for undergraduates inthe University is being offered stu¬dents entering the Law school as pre-legal students next fall. Under thenew program, students free from thecohventional routine of courses andcredits will study the classics direct¬ly for at least half of their curricu¬lum.This new system was outlinedyesterday by .Arthur H. Kent, deanof pre-legal .students, Mortimer J.Adler, associate professor of the Phil¬osophy of Law, and Malcolm P.Sharp, associate professor of I^aw.They explained it to a group of stu¬dents in the College who are enter¬ing the pre-legal course next year.Adler, Sherp Conduct CourseA.ssociate pi ofessors Adler andSharp are going to conduct the newcourse next fall. They told how agroup of about forty students willwork together with a group of in¬structors and special tutors for thewhole academic year. The materialthey will cover was defined as beinggenerally the same as is now pre¬sented in the present 201 to 208courses. The difference is that thewhole subject matter will be treatedin a single unit, and that it will bestudied in a large part directly fromthe classics.Divided into Two PartsFor purposes of organization theunit of .study will be divided intohalf. The first part is to include astudy of the liberal arts, grammar,rhetoric, and logic and a studyof the fundamental procedures andconstructions of mathematics. Thesecond part will be devoted to thereading of books. .About twentyclassical works will be read in theyears’ study. Students in the coursewill be required to take only oneconventional course during the year.That will be I^w 210, a course inaccounting which will be presentedin the fall quarter.Due to the fact that the number of.students who can be accommodatedin the new course is strictly limited,not all of the students who enrollfor pre-legal study will be able totake the new program. Change Location ofAlpha Delt PlaysThe Alp’na Delt Plays, originallyscheduled for the Reynolds club the¬ater on May 25 and 26, will be giv¬en in the Ida Noyes theater on thesame nights, because of a conflictin schedule.The plays this year are “Sub¬merged,” a one-act tragedy, and“Feed Store Mystery,” a rural farce.They will be directed by AlexanderKehoe and Phil White, who have bothhad considerable experience in Dra¬matic Association productions. Invi¬tations are now being mailed forboth performances.The first night performance, whichwill be open to alumni, the faculty,and parents of the member’s, will befollowed by a reception at the AlphaDelt house. Saturday night’s per¬formance is open to the campus byinvitation.FEATURE “MYSTERYENTERTAINER” FORCASCADES OPENINGA '’my.stei-y entertainer” will bethe feature of the opening night ofthe world’s largest night club, theCascades in the Auditorium theater,Friday. The show is being sponsoredby the Lying-In Hospital which willreceive all of the proceeds.The mystery entertainer will pro¬vide the finishing touches to a showwhich also includes Phil Baker, theDuncan Sisters, and Wally Colbathand Ed Springer, divers from theStreets of Paris..A new celebrity was added to thegrowing list of outstanding perform¬ers yesterday. Mrs. James WeberLinn, in charge of publicity,nounced that Jane Fauntz, starswimmer, would give a special exhi¬bition of her skill.A giant tank has been installedon the stage for the swimmingevents. This tank will also be usedin .Andrew Rebori’s show, “Side¬walks of New York” for SteveBrodie’s thrilling leap from Brook¬lyn Bridge.Most of the main floor seats havealready been sold, but Universitystudents may purchase balcony seatsfor $1 apiece entitling them to Re¬bori’s show, the special benefit show,and dancing on the stage afterwardfor the remainder of the night.Since many prominent Chicagoanswill be present, a spotlight will bein constant play picking out the ce(Continued on page 2) FRIARS PRESENTPERFORMANCE FORHOSPITAJJONIGHTProceeds from SpecialBenefit Show to AidCrippled ChildrenBlackfriars will present a specialperformance of its production, “Mer¬ger for Millions,” tonight for thebenefit of the convalescent ward andsolarium of the Michael Reese hos¬pital.The additional show is sponsoredby the Dorothy Kahn 'north sideauxiliary which is part of the Dor¬othy Kahn club for crippled children,the organization that built and main¬tains the Sarah Morris addition tothe Michael Reese hospital. Ticketsfor the benefit may still be securedin the cloister of Mandel hall or atMarshall Field and company at noadvance over the price for regularshows. Annette Breakstone is ticketchairman at the University.Blackfriars is sponsoring an openparty in honor of the cast, chorus,and producers of “Merger for Mil¬lions” at the Medinah athletic clubon Friday evening. The Celtjc roomof the club has been obtained for theevent.Party for Ca*tTickets for the party are $1 <»person and include a sunner as wellas dancing privileges. The bids maybe purchased at the Blackfriars boxoffice. Ordinarily there is a $2.50minimum charge at the Celtic roombut a special arrangement has beenarrived at by Blackfriars and themanagers at the Medinah athleticclub. According to present knownplans, the entire personnel of theshow will move from the Mandel hallstage to the scene of the party Fri¬day night.^he Blackfriars trio, which is partof the Strolling Friars organization,(Continued on page 2) 'S'; Price Three CentsLF Council MeetsTonight in Reynolds ha% aThe Interfraternity Council meetstonight in the Reynolds club at 7:30to decide on the status of the GreekCouncil’s plan for cooperation be¬tween the several fraternities oncampus.Thus far 13 houses have approv¬ed the plan, while only one of the26 chapters has shown definite dis¬approval. Delta Kappa Epsilon hasrejected the plan completely, and isno longer considering it.Glenn Harding, president of theGreek Council, will report on theposition of the other houses to date.It is his hope that, despite the im¬possibility of unanimous acceptanceof the plan, a full-time administra¬tor for fraternities will be appoint¬ed this quarter and will be function¬ing by next fall.SETTLEMENT BOARDREVIEWS SERVICE ATANNIVERSARY DINNERStudents in CollegeRegister for 4000Examinations in JuneJacob Viner Called Newest “Man ofMystery” in Administrative CirclesCalled the “newest mystery man”of the present government. Profes¬sor Jacob Viner has become one ofthe veiled figures in Washington ad¬ministrative circles. The air of se¬crecy and expectancy which has sur¬rounded the $2,000,000,000 stabiliza¬tion fund since its establishmentthree months ago, has extended toenvelop Viner. His name has beenclosely linked with Secretary Mor-genthau’s stack of “blue chips” butViner has been reticent when com¬menting upon his duties in the treas¬ury department. The significance ofhis position is not diminished despitethe fact that he holds no official posi¬tion in the department.His knowledge of nionetary prob¬lems in the United States and Eu¬rope can be seen from his admissionSPONSOR IDA NOYESOPEN HOUSE MAY 25Members of the Ida Noyes Advis-ory Council and Ida Noyes Auxiliarywill sponsor another open house Fri¬day evening. May 25, from 9 to 1.Harry Berkover’s orchestra will pro¬vide music for dancing in the clois-Other entertainment will includegames in the gym, bridge, and pingpong. The committee jn. charge iscomposed of Evelyn Carr, chairman,Elizabeth Scott, entertainment; Eliz¬abeth Armst.*ong, hostesses; Eliza¬beth Ellis, invitations; and ClaraMargaret Morley, publicity. to the press, “I know the London andParis money markets intimately andthe men who run them.” But beyondthat simple statement. ProfessorViner will not go. Whatever mone¬tary negotiations he may be direct¬ing or advising between the UnitedStates and European powers havenot been revealed to date.Viner’s experience with economicand monetary problems dates fromthe World War. Prior to a monthago, when he was called by the treas¬ury department, his writings wereread primarily'by students. Today inWashington and throughout thecountry monographs and books writ¬ten by Viner are in great demond.Works in WashingtonAlthough Professor Viner has noofficial position in Washington, it iscommonly assumed that he has takenover the work of Professor 0. M.Sprague who resigned last Novem¬ber. Sprague, a noted authority onmoney, expressed dissatisfaction withthe Rooseveltian money policy, andat the present time Professor Vineris in accord with the monetary de¬velopments.From statements made before heleft for Washington it has been as¬certained that he is in accord withthe Roosevelt money program. |Before Professor Viner assumed ihis duties in Washington, he dividedhis time between the Institute of In-1ternational Studies at the University Iof Geneva and the University. His:special considerations in internation-1al finance have been a study of the |monetary effects of the gold stand- |ards. He has written articles on the jbalaiKing of the budget. * More than 4,000 college compre¬hensive examinations will be takenby first and second year studentsfrom May 26 to June 15, it was re¬vealed yesterday. The Social SciencesI exam will be the most popular, 726taking that test.There are 721 students preparingfor the Biological Sciences I examwhile the other two introductorycourse tests. Physical Sciences andHumanities, find 554 students regis¬tered for each of them. The Englishqualifying test is just as “popular”as the surveys, since 583 will be as¬sembled at that examination.Language exams will be taken bya total of 350 students. The heaviestenrollment for any one test in thatdepartment is 113 registered for theGerman 101-102-103 sequence. TheSocial Sciences II total of 231 makesthe registration for that sequencegreater than that for any other se¬quence.Among the other sequences forwhich there is a large enrollmentare Biological Sciences II with 150students and Chemistry 104-105-120or 130, with 132 students.BREASTED RECEIVESFINE ARTS MEDAL INWASHINGTON TODAY The work and activities of the Uni¬versity Settlement will be shown tothe members of the Settlementleague at a dinner Friday in cele¬bration of the 40th anniversary ofthe institution. The dinner, whichwill be held at 6, at the Settlementhouse is sponsored by the SettlementBoard, of which Arthur H. Compton,Charles H. Swift distinguished serv¬ice professor of Physics, is president.A program of songs and skits willbe given by adults and children ofthe various departments of the Set¬tlement during the dinner along witha musical program of two groups ofthree numbers, which the Settlementleague music group will present. Re¬ports are to be given by Mollie RaeCarroll, executive head, and Profes¬sor Compton, who will preside.Following the dinner all of thework of the Settlement during thepast year will be shown in the girls’gym. The exhibition is under the di¬rection of Mary E. McDowell, thehead resident, who organized the set¬tlement back of the yards 40 yearsago. Various articles produced bythe settlement workers are to be ex¬hibited and children will be shown atwork on their projects. A movieshowing still other activities will alsobe shown.Miss Carroll’s report will summar¬ize the Settlement program for thepast year. The organization has beenparticularly successful in providing(Continued on page 4) HOSk:*'' HOSTS,^ FORSCHOLARSHIP DAYHonor Societies, SocialCommittee HeadBanquetsJohn Rice, chairman of the Stu¬dent Social Committee, yesterday an¬nounced that the 31 members of Owland Serpent and Nu Pi Sigma, thesenior men’s and women’s honor so-citties, will act as hosts and host¬esses at the banquets which will begiven for the high school studentswho will participate in the competi¬tive scholarship examinations Fri¬day. The banquets will be held atJudson court and the Cloister clubof Ida Noyes hall at 6:15.In addition to the members of Owland Serpent and Nu Pi Sigma, themembers of the Student Social Com¬mittee will act as hosts and hostessesat the banquets. The members of thesocial committee, which was recent¬ly appointed by the retiring socialcommittee, are John Rice, chairman,Virginia Eyssell, Jaan Int-Hout,Edith McCarthy, Sidney Hyman,Robert Ebert, and William Lang. Thepresidents of several of the small¬er fraternities which are not repre¬sented in Owl and Serpent, will alsobe invited to be hosts at the ban¬quets.Go Directly to ExamsIn accordance with the procedureof last year’s program, the highschool students who come to the Uni¬versity for the scholarship examina¬tions this year will be directed tothe places of their examinations im¬mediately upon their arrival on cam¬pus.Following the examiinations, thestudents may eat lunch at the Com¬mons, where a special 25 cent lun¬cheon will be served for them. Durting the afternoon there will be toursof the campus, showing of moviesof life on the quadrangles, depart¬mental teas, athletic exhibitions, anda specially arranged tea dance.Meet in Mandel HallAfter the banquets in the eveningare over, the students who have par¬ticipated in the scholarship examina¬tions and their parents and. friendswill gather in Mandel hall for theawarding of the scholarships. Ap¬proximately 800 students will takeexaminations in three subjects from9 to 12 in the morning, ana the ex¬aminations are graded aria awardsdetelmined by the time that the stu¬dents assemble in Mandel hall at8:15 in the evening.Rudolph Reuter, Famous Pianist,Plays with University SymphonyJames Henry Breasted, Ernest D.Burton distinguished service profes¬sor emeritus of Egyptology and Ori¬ental History, and director of theOriental Institute, lef: yesterday forWashington, where he is to be award¬ed the Fine Arts Medal of the Ameri¬can Institute of Architects at the In¬stitute’s 66th Convention at the May¬flower this evening.The Fine Arts Medal is awardedby the Institute on the recommenda¬tion of its Committee on Allied Arts.Dr. Breasted is receiving the award“for Distinguished Achievement inthe Fine Arts.” Previous recipientshave been Paul Manship in sculpture;Arthur F. Mathews in painting; JohnSinger Sargent in painting; Dr. Leo¬pold Stokowski in music; Lee Lawriein sculpture; H. Siddons Lawbray inpainting; Diego Rivera in painting;Adolph Weinman in sculpture; andFrederick Law Olmsted in landscapearchitecture. By CARROLL DISONPlaying a program featured bythe appearance of a distinguishedpianist and by the performance of anorchestral transcription by a Univer¬sity student, the University sym¬phony orchestra presents its thirdquarterly concert of the year Fridayevening. May 25, in Mandel hall. CarlBi'icken, chairman of the departmentof Music, will conduct.Rudolph Reuter, a resident ofChicago who is known throughoutthe United States and Europe as aconcert pianist of the first rank, isthe soloist. Mr. Reuter will playSchumann’s A minor concerto forpiano and orchestra.Bach SelectionBach’s ninth three-part Invention,in F minor, is the second numberof especial interest. The piece, con¬sidered by pianists to be one of thefinest of the Inventions, has beentranscribed for full orchestra by Hil-mar Luckhardt. Luckhardt, who is ason of Professor Arno Luckhardt ofthe department of Physiology, is asenior in the department of Music,and will be a candidate for the Bach¬elor of Arts degree in the June Con¬vocation.The program will open with Beeth¬oven’s Eighth Symphony, which is theshortest and lightest of the nine. Al¬though it w.as written during a periodin which the composer was beset withmany troubles, the music is entirelyfree from care. This symphony,which, unlike the others of Beeth¬oven, has no slow movement, isfurther distinguished by its secondmovement, which^is written to a per- , sistent clicking accompaniment incommoration of the metronome,which had recently been invented byBeethoven’s friend Maelzel.Liszt’s Tone PoemLiszt’s tone poem, ‘'Les Preludes,”concludes the prog:ram. This wprkwas suggested to Liszt by Lamar¬tine’s poem bearing the same title,in which the poet develops the ideathat all the events of life are butpreludes to the great unknown ad¬venture of death.Tickets for the concert are nowon sale at Lyon arid Healy’s and atthe office of the department ofMusic. After May 21 they will alsobe available at the Mandel hall boxoffice. Main floor seats range inprice from $1.50 to 75 cents, whilebalcony tickets are 75 cents and 50cents.BINGHAM DISCUSSESNEW DEAL* TONIGHT“The New Deal—Will it Bring UsEconomic Security and Social Jus¬tice?” is the subject of a lecture tobe given tonight by Alfred M. Bing¬ham, editor of “Common Sense,” at7:30 in Harper Mil.The League of Independent Politi-t ' Action is sponsoring the lecture.John Dewey is the national chairmanof the organization, and Paul Doug¬las, professor of Economics, is thevice-chairman.Mr. Biro-ham, called one of theoutstandii American radicals, is theson of former Senator Hiram Bing¬ham from Connecticut.Page FourMISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In BroadTiew Hoteland1464 E. 67th St.SpecialSWEDISH BUFFETLUNCHEONAll y*« can eat — 50cSpecial Sandwich Luncheon — 35cDinner 60 and 75cSunday Dinner — 75 and 90cPrivate Dining Room for Luncheonor Dinner Partieu.TRAINING,/ YOU CAN sell/Train for busineua leadership at Aia tchwlof iucceaeful graduatee, Busing Ad*ministration. Executive Secret^aL Steno*typy. Accounting, etc. Day or Eve. clasM.CoeducationaL Call, write or phone Ran.1676 for bulletin. StrattonGCBiyan^St18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVB., CHICAGO Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Charles Hoerr.ReligionDean Emeritus Shailer Mathews.Joseph Bond chapel at 12.Lectures“Rise of Sociology.” Associateprofessor Louis Wirth. Harper Milat 4:45.“Canal Zone Business Undertak¬ings.” Associate professor MarshallDiniock. Social Science 122 at 3:30.“Mid-Western Poets.” Associateprofessor Walter Blair. Fullertonhall, The Art Institute at 6:45.“Adapting Recreation to the In¬dividual.” Miss Clotia W'anamaker,Institution of Juvenile Research. Cor¬rective Gym, Ida Noyes at 3:30.Miscenn.^out“Der Hauptmann von Koepenick.”Motion Picture. International Housetheater at 4:30 and 8:30. THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MAY 15. 1934PRESENT TAMING OFSHREW” SATURDAYMATINEE, EVENINGShakespeare’s “Taming of theShrew” will be presented by Shen-stone Donnelley at the Chicago Wom¬an’s club theater on Saturday. Therewill be a special matinee in the af¬ternoon and an evening performanceat 8:30.Donnelley atso p'ays the leadingrole of Petruchio. As a producer heis interested in bringing Shakespeareback to the American stage. “TheTaming of the Shrew” is the first ofa series of revivals he plans to pro¬duce.The play is directed by LuellaCanterbury, formerly head of thedramatic department of the Sher¬wood School. She also plays the roleof Katherine. She has played in“The Taming of the Shrew” withSouthern and Marlowe.Tickets for the evening perform¬ance of “The Taming of the Shrew”are on sale at the Bookstore, Inter¬national House, and Lyon andHealy’s. They are priced at fiftycents and one dollar. LetteTs to theEditor(Continugd from page 2)just believe what we tell you, andyou won’t have to think for your¬selves, the way some guys named Ad¬ler and Gideonse in Philosophy andSocial Science maybe would wantyou to.”Or the Major might have quote astatement of his subordinate, Lieu¬tenant Galbraith, “We people in thewar depatment believe that war isinevitable and this is a common sensevewpoint. When freshmen join the R.0. T. C., they also believe this. Be¬lieving this, they join so they’ll beon top when the war comes.” TheMajor might have gone on and com¬mented on the true self-interest, thehigh nobility of that statement.Now, Mr. Editor, I am sure that Ican speak for the Cosmos Club whenI say that it enthusiastically believesthat the R. 0. T. C. is the best of allpossible units in the best of all pos¬sible universities in the best of allpossible worlds. In fact, in light ofthe “inevitability” of war as Lieu¬ tenant Galbraith so persuasively putsit, the Cosmos Club has some realisticmembers who want it to embark upona campaign for abolishing all theother courses in the university (ex¬cept <these in Military Science), be¬cause when you’re somewhere onsome battlefront half a world away,what good will it have done you tostudy anything like poetry or social•scienceYours faithfully, for Bigger andBetter Student Warriors.Lewis A. Dexter,President (pro tem), the Cosmos ClubMr. Dexter had better take someadequate precautions. He is rapidlybecoming notorious as a peace agi¬tator who seem at times to sufferphysical violence. Soon he will needa body guard of pacifists who areparadoxical members of the R. 0.T. C.—ed.BLOOD DONATIONFrederic Woodward, vice-presi¬dent of the University, was summon¬ed from his home Saturday night tothe Lying-in hospital, where he gavea pint of his blood to save the lifeof a charity patient. 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AndLuckies get the benefit of the famous|»rocess^“It*s toasted^’—for yourrbat protection.Ancl^ery Lucky is round, firm andfully pafek^d- That's why Luckieskeepinconditfo|^*-*-^that'swhy you'llfind that Luckies doHot dry out—^?//important point to every smo.Yes, Luckies are always inkind to your throau“It’s toasted”V Luckies are all-ways kind to your throatOnly the Center Leaves—these are the Mildest Leaves\\liVili#t*rtiihnii lilt..Vol. 34. No. no. ^ Bail? inaraonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1934 '6 o Price Three Centssweetnessand lightbyCharles tyroler and harry kalven ADOPT NEW PLANFOR STUDENTS INPRE-LAWCOORSESCurriculum Free fromConventional ClassRoutineA revoJutionary new system ofgroup study for undergraduates inthe University is being offered stu¬dents entering the Law school as pre-legal students next fall. Under thenew program, students free from thecohventional routine of courses andcredits will study the classics direct¬ly for at least half of their curricu¬lum.This new sy.stem was outlinedyesterday by .Arthur H. Kent, deanof pre-legal students, Mortimer J.Adler, associate professor of the Phil¬osophy of Law, and Malcolm P.Sharp, associate professor of I^aw.They explained it to a group of stu¬dents in the College who are enter¬ing the pre-legal course next year.Adler, Sherp Conduct CourseAssociate professors Adler andSharp are going to conduct the newcourse next fall. They told how agroup of about forty students willwork together with a gn*up of in¬structors and special tutors for thewhole academic year. The materialthey will cover was defined as beinggenerally the same as is now pre-.sented in the present 201 to 208courses. The difference is that thewhole subject matter will be treatedin a single unit, and that it will bestudied in a large part directly fromthe classics.Divided into Two Part*For purposes of organization *.heunit of study will be divided intohalf. The first part is to include astudy of the liberal arts, grammar,rhetoric, and logic and a studyof the fundamental procedures andconstructions of mathematics. Thesecond part will be devoted to thereading of books. About twentyclassical works will be read in theyears’ study. Students in the coursewill be required to take only oneconventional course during the year.That will be I.aw 210, a course inaccounting which will be presentedin the fall quarter.Due to the fact that the number of.students who can be accommodatedin the new course is strictly limited,not all of the students who enrollfor pre-legal study will be able totake the new program. Change Location ofAlpha Belt PlaysThe Alpha Deft Plays, origfinallyscheduled for the Reynolds club the¬ater on May 25 and 26, will be giv¬en in the Ida Noyes theater on thesame nights, because of a conflictin schedule.The plays this year are “Sub¬merged,” a one-act tragedy, and“h’eed Store Mystery,” a rural farce.They will be directed by AlexanderKehoe and Phil White, who have bothhad considerable experience in Dra¬matic Association productions. Invi¬tations are now being mailed forboth performances.The first night performance, whichwill be open to alumni, the faculty,and parents of the members, will befollowed by a reception at the AlphaDelt house. Saturday night’s per¬formance is open to the campus byinvitation.FEATURE “MYSTERYENTERTAINER” FORCASCADES OPENINGnize babyWe have always ascribed to thetheory that a man’s library is a sig¬nificant indication of his real person¬ality. The old maxim: “tell me whatbooks you read and I’ll tell you whatsort of a person you are,” has, forus. seemed to contain more than theusual proverbial grain of truth. Butperhaps that’s because we have al¬ways read such good books. Recent¬ly we had occasion to visit the officeof our Economics instructor, AaronDirector, when he chanced to bebusy. So while we were waiting weamu.sed ourselves studying the num¬erous books on his shelves. The booksall seem to be of a uniform tone,usually described in undergraduateparlance as ‘heavy.’ There were eco¬nomic histories of England, therewere economic histories of the Unit¬ed States, there were classics such asSmith, Ricardo, and Marx, therewere volumes of population stati.s-tic.s there were textbooks such as(’a.ssels. Hardy, Ely, and Mar.shall,there were popular books by StuartChase and Howard Scott, and therewas the irtevitable copy of “SocialTrends.” And then just when wewere losing all hope of getting anyclue to Mr. Director’s personality wenoticed an inconspicuous book sand¬wiched in between two of the weight¬ier tomes. It was “Nize Baby,” byMilt Gross.IT’S THE SAME OLD STORYThe morning mail brings with it acopy of the “Pacific Weekly,” thenewspaper at the College of the I’a-cific. .And on the editorial page isthe following sorrowful note: “TomWilson, Pacific’s greatest footballplayer, has been declared ineligibleby the Conference for further com¬petition here. . . . The announcementwas not only a disappointment but asurpri.se to Pacific followers.” VV’hosaid that Amos Alonzo Stagg was get¬ting too old for active service?TAKE TWO ’CAUSE THEY’RESO SMALLOld jokes have a habit of bobbingup in the oddest places. Last weekwe were busily reading Karl Marx’sDus Capital. Now, Das Capital hasa reputation among the commonreader as being one of those reallydifficult books like Spinoza’s Ethicsor Joyce’s Ulysses which people onlyread under compulsion. And after amore than willing to admit that Z:] Jacob Viner Called Newest “Man ofbook has an honest claim to erudi¬tion, profundity, and their offspring,dryness. However, the one oasis inthis desert of economic analysis isthe biting satiric tone of the foot¬notes. Marx regards all his bour¬geois opponents as utter imbecilesand with a flourish reminiscent ofthe best Mencken says so in the foot¬notes. In particular, a German,Roscher, is the victim of Marx’sspleen. And it is in one of the num¬erous footnotes in which he ridiculesRoscher that the following joke oc¬curs. As far as we Know’, it is theonly joke in the 1,000 pages, so treatit with the respect proper to itsscarcity if not to its years: “Accord¬ing to Roscher, nature’s attitude to¬ward exchange-value is rather likethat of the girl who excused herselffor having an illegitimate child bysaying it “w^ such a little one.” Andthe moral of all this is that youshould adways read the folotnotesfor, who knows, maybe after another1,000 dry pages there will be anotherstory as funny as this one.WE NOMINATE FORtransfusion A "my.stery entertainer” will bethe feature of the opening night ofthe world’s largest night club, theCascades in the Auditorium theater,Friday. The show is being sponsoredby the Lying-In Hospital which willreceive all of the proceeds.The mystery entertainer will pro¬vide the finishing touches to a showwhich also includes Phil Baker, theDuncan Sisters, and Wally Colbathand Ed Springer, divers from theStreets of Paris..A new celebrity was added to thegrowing list of outstanding perform¬ers ye.sterday. Mrs. James WeberLinn, in charge of publicity, e”nounced that Jane Fauntz, starswimmer, would give a special exhi¬bition of her skill.A giant tank has been installedon the stage for the swimmingevents. This tank will also be usedin -Andrew Rebori’s show, “Side¬walks of New York” for SteveBrodie’s thrilling leap from IBtook-lyn Bridge.Most of the main floor seats havealready been sold, but Universitystudents may purchase balcony seatsfor $1 apiece entitling them to Re¬bori’s show, the special benefit show,and dancing on the stage afterwardfor the remainder of the night.Since many prominent Chicagoanswill be present, a spotlight will bein constant play picking out the ce-(Continued on page 2) FRIARS PRESENTPERFORMANCE FORH0SPITAIJ0NI6HTProceeds from SpecialBenefit Show to AidCrippled ChildrenBlackfriars will present a specialperformance of its production, “Mer¬ger for Millions,” tonight for thebenefit of the convalescent ward andsolarium of the Michael Reese hos¬pital.The additional show is sponsoredby the Dorothy Kahn 'north sideauxiliary which is part of the Dor¬othy Kahn club for crippled children,the organization that built and main¬tains the Sarah Morris addition tothe Michael Reese hospital. Ticketsfor the benefit may still be securedin the cloister of Mandel hall or atMarshall Field and company at noadvance over the price for regularshows. Annette Breakstone is ticketchairman at the UniVersity.Blackfriars is sponsoring an openparty in honor of the cast, chorus,and producers of “Merger for Mil¬lions” at the Medinah athletic clubon Friday evening. The Celtjc roomof the club has been obtained for theevent.Party for CastTickets for the party are $1person and include a sunner as wellas dancing privileges. The bids maybe purchased at the Blackfriars boxoffice. Ordinarily there is a $2.50minimum charge at the Celtic roombut a special arrangement has beenarrived at by Blackfriars and themanagers at the Medinah athleticclub. According to present knownplan.s, the entire personnel of theshow will move from the Mandel hallstage to the scene of the party Fri¬day night.4’he Blackfriars trio, which is partof the Strolling Friars organization,(Continued on page 2) LF Council MeetsTonight in Reynolds %ha■Av aStudents in CollegeRegister for 4000Examinations in JuneMystery" in Administrative CirclesWe note that Vice-president Fred¬eric Woodward, who is in the neigh¬borhood of sixty, offered his bloodfor transfusion purposes and actual¬ly donated some to a cliarity patientthe other evening. This humane actis, we think, quite admirable, and sowith sincere respect we offer the gal¬lant Mr. Woodward our congratula¬tions. We rise also to suggest thatperhaps other members of the facul¬ty might well have run less risk inparting with some of their blood.For some of them apparently haveso much of it that the surplus rusheshither and thither, especially to theirhead. Called the “newest mystery man”of the present government. Profes¬sor Jacob Viner has become one ofthe veiled figures in Washington ad¬ministrative circles. The air of se¬crecy and expectancy which has sur¬rounded the $2,000,000,000 stabiliza¬tion fund since its establishmentthree months ago, has extended toenvelop Viner. His name has beenclosely linked with Secretary Mor-genthau’s stack of “blue chips” butViner has been reticent when com¬menting upon his duties in the treas¬ury department. The significance ofhis position is not diminished despitethe fact that he holds no official posi¬tion in the department.His knowledge of monetary prob¬lems in the United States and Eu¬rope can be seen from his admissionSPONSOR IDA NOYESOPEN HOUSE MAY 25Members of the Ida Noyes Advis¬ory Council and Ida Noyes Auxiliarywin .sponsor another open house Fri¬day evening, May 25, from 9 to 1.Harry Berkover’s orchestra will pro¬vide music for dancing in the clois-Other entertainment will includegames in the gym, bridge, and pingpong. The committee jn. charge iscomposed of Evelyn Carr, chairman;Elizabeth Scott, entertainment; Eliz¬abeth Armstrong, hostesses; Eliza¬beth Ellis, invitations; and ClaraMargaret Morley, publicity. to the press, “I know the London andParis money markets intimately andthe men who run them.” But beyondthat simple statement. ProfessorViner will not go. Whatever mone¬tary negotiations he may be direct¬ing or advising between the UnitedStates and European powers havenot been revealed to date.Viner’s experience with economicand monetary problems dates fromthe World War. Prior to a monthago, when he was called by the treas¬ury department, his writings wereread primarily'by students. Today inWashington and throughout thecountry monographs and books writ¬ten by Viner are in great demond.Works in WashingtonAlthough Professor Viner has noofficial Dosition in Washington, it iscommonly assumed that he has takenover the work of Professor O. M.Sprague who resigned last Novem¬ber. Sprague, a noted authority onmoney, expressed dissatisfaction withthe Rooseveltian money policy, andat the present time Professor Vineris in accord with the monetary de¬velopments.From statements made before heleft for Washington it has been as¬certained that he is in accord withthe Roosevelt money prc,;?ram. |Before Professor Viner assumed !his duties in Washington, he dividedhis time between the Institute of In-1ternational Studies at the Universityof Geneva and the University. Hisspecial considerations in internation¬al finance have been a study of themonetary effects of the gold stand¬ards. He has written articles on thebalancing of the budget. More than 4,000 college compre¬hensive examinations will be takenby first and second year studentsfrom May 26 to June 15, it was re¬vealed yesterday. The Social SciencesI exam will be the most popular, 726taking that test.There are 721 students preparingfor the Biological Sciences I examwhile the other two introductorycourse tests, Physical Sciences andHumanities, find 554 students regis¬tered for each of them. The Englishqualifying test is just as “popular”as the surveys, since 583 will be as¬sembled at that examination.Language exams will be taken bya total of 350 students. The heaviestenrollment for any one test in thatdepartment is 113 registered for theGerman 101-102-103 sequence. TheSocial Sciences II total of 231 makesthe registration for that sequencegreater than that for any other se¬quence.Among the other sequences forwhich there is a large enrollmentare Biological Sciences II with 150students and Chemistry 104-105-120or 130, with 132 students.BREASTED RECEIVESFINE ARTS MEDAL INWASHINGTON TODAYJames Henry Breasted, Ernest D.Burton distinguished service profes¬sor emeritus of Egyptology and Ori¬ental History, and director of theOriental Institute, left yesterday forWashington, where he is to be award¬ed the Fine Arts Medal of the Ameri¬can Institute of Architects at the In¬stitute’s 66th Convention at the May¬flower this evening.The Fine Arts Medal is awardedby the Institute on the recommenda¬tion of its Committee on Allied Arts.Dr. Breasted is receiving the award“for Distinguished Achievement inthe Fine Arts.” Previous recipientshave been Paul Manship in sculpture;Arthur F. Mathews in painting; JohnSinger Sargent in painting; Dr. Leo¬pold Stokowski in music; Lee LaAvriein sculpture; H. Siddons Lawbray inpainting; Diego Rivera in painting;Adolph Weinman in sculpture; andFrederick Law Olmsted in landscapearchitecture. The Interfraternity Council meetstonight in the Reynolds club at 7:30to decide on the status of the GreekCouncil’s plan for cooperation be¬tween the several fraternities oncampus.Thus far 13 houses have approv¬ed the plan, while only one of the26 chapters has shown definite dis¬approval. Delta Kappa Epsilon hasrejected the plan completely, and isno longer considering it.Glenn Harding, president of theGreek Council, will report on theposition of the other houses to date.It is his hope that, despite the im¬possibility of unanimous acceptanceof the plan, a full-time administra¬tor for fraternities will be appoint¬ed this quarter and will be function¬ing by next fall. HOSk?"^SETTLEMENT BOARDREVIEWS SERVICE ATANNIVERSARY DINNERThe work and activities of the Uni¬versity Settlement will be shown tothe members of the Settlementleague at a dinner Friday in cele¬bration of the 40th anniversary ofthe institution. The dinner, whichwill be held at 6, at the Settlementhouse is sponsored by the SettlementBoard, of which Arthur H. Compton,Charles H. Swift distinguished serv¬ice professor of Physics, is president.A program of songs and skits willbe given by adults and children ofthe various departments of the Set¬tlement during the dinner along witha musical program of two groups ofthree numbers, which the Settlementleague music group will present. Re¬ports are to be given by Mollie RaeCarroll, executive head, and Profes¬sor Compton, who will preside.Following the dinner all of thework of the Settlement during thepast year will be shown in the girls’gym. The exhibition is under the di¬rection of Mary E. McDowell, thehead resident, who organized the set¬tlement back of the yards 40 yearsago. Various articles produced bythe settlement workers are to be ex¬hibited and children will be shown atwork on their projects. A movieshowing still other activities will alsobe shown.Miss Carroll’s report will summar¬ize the Settlement program for thepast year. The organization has beenparticularly successful in providing(Continued on page 4) HOSTS,FORSCHOLARSHIP DAYHonor Societies, SocialCommittee HeadBanquetsJohn Rice, chairman of the Stu¬dent Social Committee, yesterday an¬nounced that the 31 members of Owland Serpent and Nu Pi Sigma, thesenior men’s and women’s honor so-citties, will act as hosts and host¬esses at the banquets which will begiven for the high school studentswho will participate in the competi¬tive scholarship examinations Fri¬day. The banquets will be held atJudson court and the Cloister clubof Ida Noyes hall at 6:15.In addition to the members of Owland Serpent and Nu Pi Sigma, themembers of the Student Social Com¬mittee will act as hosts and hostessesat the banquets. The members of thesocial committee, which was recent¬ly appointed by the retiring socialcommittee, are John Rice, chairman,Virginia Eyssell, Jaan Int-Hout,Edith McCarthy, Sidney Hyman,Robert Ebert, and William Lang. Thepresidents of several of the small¬er fraternities which are not repre¬sented in Owl and Serpent, will alsobe invited to be hosts at the ban¬quets.Go Directly to ExamsIn accordance with the procedureof last year’s program, the highschool students who come to the Uni¬versity for the scholarship examina¬tions this year will he directed tothe places of their examinations im¬mediately upon their arrival on cam¬pus.Following the exanninations, thestudents may eat lunch at the Com¬mons, where a special 25 cent lun¬cheon will be served for them. Dur,ing the afternoon there will be toursof the campus, showing of moviesof life on the quadrangles, depart¬mental teas, athletic exhibitions, anda specially arranged tea dance.Meet in Mandel HallAfter the banquets in the eveningare over, the students who have par¬ticipated in the scholarship examina¬tions and their parents and friendswill gather in Mandel hall for theawarding of the scholarships. Ap¬proximately 800 students will takeexaminations in three subjects from9 to 12 in the morning, ana the ex¬aminations are gradea ana awardsdetdi’mined by the time that the stu¬dents assemble in Mandel hall at8:15 in the evening.Rudolph Reuter, Famous Pianist,Plays with University SymphonyBy CARROLL DISONPlaying a program featured bythe appearance of a distinguishedpianist and by the performance of anorchestral transcription by a Univer¬sity student, the University sym¬phony orchestra presents its thirdquarterly concert of the year Fridayevening. May 25, in Mandel hall. CarlBricken, chairman of the departmentof Music, will conduct.Rudolph Reuter, a resident ofChicago who is known throughoutthe United States and Europe as aconcert pianist of the first rank, isthe soloist. Mr. Reuter will playSchumann’s A miqor concerto forpiano and orchestra.Bach SelectionBlach’s ninth three-part Invention,in F minor, is the second numberof especial interest. The piece, con¬sidered by pianists to be one of thefinest of the Inventions, has beentranscribed for full orchestra by Hil-mar Luckhardt. Luckhardt, who is ason of Professor .Arno Luckhardt ofthe department of Physiology, is asenior in the department of Music,and will be a candidate for the Bach¬elor of Arts degree in the June Con¬vocation.The program will open with Beeth¬oven’s Eighth Symphony, which is theshortest and lightest of the nine. Al¬though it w.as written during a periodin which the composer was beset withmany troubles, the music is entirelyfree from care. This symphony,which, unlike the others of Beeth¬oven, has no slow movement, isfurther distinguished by its secondmovement, which is written to a per-, sistent clicking accompaniment incommoration of the metronome,which had recently been invented byBeethoven’s friend MaeJzel.Liszt’s Tone PoemLiszt’s tone poem, “'Les Preludes,”concludes the program. This workwas suggested to Liszt by Lamar¬tine’s poem bearing the same title,in which the poet develops the ideathat all the events of life are butpreludes to the great unknown ad¬venture of death.Tickets for the concert are nowon sale at Lyon and Healy’s and atthe office of the department ofMusic. After May 21 they will alsobe available at the Mandel hall boxoffice. Main floor seats range inprice from $1.50 to 75 cents, whilebalcony tickets are 75 cents and 50cents.BINGHAM DISCUSSES‘NEW DEAL’ TONIGHT“The New Deal—Will it Bring UsEconomic Security and Social Jus¬tice?” is the subject of a lecture tobe given tonight by Alfred M. Bing¬ham, editor of “Common Sense,” at7:30 in Harper Mil.The League of Independent Politi¬cal Action is sponsoring the lecture.John Dewey is the national chairmanof the organization, and Paul Doug¬las, professor of Economics, is thevice-chairman.Mr. Bingham, called one of theoutstanding American radicals, is theson of former Senator Hiram Bing¬ham from Connecticut. tX\His ....... - ilr » .n,-,,. A-.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY MAY 16. 1934Slfj iatlg iiaronnFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon i» the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subecription rates: J2.60 a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the_ UniversiMt of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1908, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EdHorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNeel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell kobert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEidgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles HoerrHenry Kelley Raymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis Melnick Donald MorrisRalph NicholsonJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karats Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editor: Charles HoerrAssistants: Felsenthal and LehmanWednesday, May 16, 1934THE RALLY OF REACTIONBEHIND THE NEW PLANA particularly amusing current trend in opin¬ion is the very neat way in which reactionaries—student and faculty—have been maneuvered intoa position of defending the erst-while radicallyprogressive new plan.To lead student opinion is the duty of a cam¬pus newspaper, but occasionally to analyse trendsof opinion is incumbent on such an inexcusablepublication. The difference between leadershipand analysis is the difference between activity andpassivity.But when a particular current of opinion wascaused by agitation of the newspaper, its analysisbecomes an active triumph and a passive pleasure.Opinion about any institution or innovation is,quite simply, either reactionary or progressive. Re¬actionaries wish things to remain as they are, andprogressives wish things to change. Those “onthe fence” strictly have no opinion at all.Something that has been progressive can be¬come reactionary as soon as it is molded and sys¬tematized into a rigorous unit.Thus the new plan is now in a position to besupported by reactionaries. And that is exactlywhat has happened!Upon introduction and initiation of the newplan, many old plan students and members ofthe faculty regarded its new student freedom andits aims at general education with self-righteousdisgust.Dolefully they shook sage heads over that kindjf academic freedom for students whichblasphemed the sanctity of class attendance andhe sacred weapons of the day-by-day assignment,he week-by-week quiz, and the quarterly grade.In quizzical, helpless sorrow which indicatednuch sincerity, such reactionaries gazed at the en-husiasm displayed by the first new plan students,vondering perhaps at the miracle of youth andhe marvel of sudden change.Those first new plan students, it will be re-:alled, were led in their support of the new planjy The Daily Maroon. But one of the last edi-orials appearing in the Maroon at the close ofhat year contained a plea that the new plan re-nain in an experimental condition for the follow-ng five years.In the third year of the new plan The Dailyklaroon has continued that plea for keeping thelew plan in an experimental condition by agree-ng with new plan aims but disagreeing with its>articular means of achieving those aims.The curriculum committee of the College then>roduced a resolution, taking stock of the firsthree years of the new plan. It reiterated someixcellent propositions about what a general edu¬cation should be and contributed not one iota ofconstructive suggestion.If that resolution is all that the curriculum com-nittee can produce after three years have passed^ we may be justified in asserting that its utter lackof constructiveness and its great propensity forpompous phrasing is a sad commentary on the effi¬ciency and initiative of that committee.In contrast, repeated criticisms and constructivesuggestions by The Daily Maroon have stung theinert reactionaries into an abrupt change of posi¬tion. They have lined up soldily behind the nowrigid new plan.The “old guard”, nettled, now accept the prog-ressivism that they once wished to block and arewilling to fight for the present order to preventany further progress.In fairness we must also mention those whosupported the new plan in its beginning and nowwant it to remain exactly as it is. Their consist¬ency is admirable, but they have forsaken prog¬ress for reaction. What they forget is that thenew plan is now supposed to be in the third ofits five experimental years.Hostility to all suggestions for change closelyaligns the original supporters of the new plan withthe conservative element to whom hostility tochange is natural. Again, original promotors ofthe new plan have become closely affiliated withreactionaries, since reactionaries have rallied tothe support of systematized rigidity of coursecontent under the new plan.This interesting trend and alignment of opin¬ion will insure permanence e/ the tremendoussteps toward student academic freedom. It issplendid that all progress made by the new planto date is assured, accepted, and even defendedby conservative elements.Our new plan curriculum as it stands is in ad¬vance of any other major institution of higherlearning in the country. But can that praisecause us to rest upon our laurels, especially ifwe consider the general sorry state of higher edu¬cation in this country?—J. P. B.The Travelling BazaarBy MILT OLINBAWL GAME OF THE CLUB-DUBSWhile Indiana was taking the Maroons on thesouth Midway, the Quadrangler Tigers were tak¬ing the Mortar Board Bears on Jackman field,back of University high, to the proverbial tuneof 22-19 or somebody. It \vas the best thing theseweak eyes have seen around here in moons. Eachteam had its assortment of worst fielders. Be¬cause they were called into the action of the gamea good deal, Rita Cusack and Peggy Moore stoodout, respectively, as the worst players on theTigers and the Bears. Lorraine Watson and Mar¬gie Moore were close runners-up, but they weremore fortunate and didn’t see so much of the ball.Jayne Paulman did some comparatively well con¬trolled pitching for the Bears, whereas the Quadstook turns in the box. Without a doubt BettyEllis was the most consistently good batter. Shedealt out a couple of homers each one of which,the boys on the bench exclaimed, was a beauty.Ellis has a determined batting stance, and willundoubtedly be ferreted out by big league scoutsbefore the week’s over. The Hash didn’t get intothe game, to the great disappointment of severalof the amusement-seekers. It might be mentionedthat the obvious purpose of the game, aside fromthe theoretical idea of getting the most runs, wasto get rid of the ball, no matter how nor to whomnor why, at the instant of first contact therewith.This department is in favor of substituting thesegames in place of the Blackfriars matinees inyears to come. There is simply no comparisonin entertainment value.STUFFA bunch of the lads serenaded Sid HymanMonday eve with what in mind dobody dnows....Harry Morrison says that Noel Gerson is one ofthe best guys he’s known in this yar college. Do¬body dnows why about that aneither, except be¬cause his head is high in back....The orchestraunder the management of Joel Herron at thecoffee shop was a good idea and it is nawfulshame that they’re going to discontinue it....As a result of the Maroon’s article on what mendidn’t like in their women, which in many caseswas bad carriage above other things, Marion VanTuyl, rhythms instructor, has responded to num¬erous requests to show the pretties how to standand walk.... Don Osburg, new vocalist withCorrey Lynn's orchestra, will be introduced atFriday’s Ida Noyes program by Harry Berkover,who will furnish the music. The party is for thebenefit of visiting high school students joyMonsky, of Kelly hall, tripped off to Omaha forthe week-end to relieve the monotony of dormi¬tory life.... Which brings to mind the fact thatthe last time that Maxine ‘'Fish” Fischel hoppedup to Ann Arbor for a week-end party shebrought back a strepticocci infection (check upcn that spelling for me, Peanut) in detroitJhet Ward is going to Europe with the expresspurpose of marrying a castle and said so to FrankTaussig, who answered, “But maybe you’ll getrooked.” The Oak Parker’s reservations are forJune 19 on the Europa, deck A, rooms 194 and196. He wants you gals to come up and sea him.s / Vy N Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:When I read your reply to myletter of Wednesday, I immediatelywas reminded of what La Rochefou¬cauld once said, which was, “Le desirde paraitre habile empeche souventde le devenir.”I wonder just how open-mindedyou are, when you say I should leavethis institution, merely because I donot agree with you and one profes¬sor? Such narrowness seems hardlyin accord with one in your position,or with one who has passed a fewyears in this school. However, Iwoqld have felt hurt had you notgiven me some opposition.Then you assert elsewhere, that Imust have been raised in a conserva¬tive family. That is a lot to assume,is it not, never having known me ormy backgrounds? To say the leastit is not a scientific method of pro¬cedure to put one in a certain cate¬gory, before really knowning wheth¬er or not he belongs there.Truly, you yourself are more con¬servative and biased than I, in vir¬tually claiming my letter to be an un¬truth, and the product of a pervert¬ed mind.H. A. Vernon.Your first letter, Mr. Vernon,sounded like an address by Colonel(“Gump”) McCormick to a group ofJunior Leaguers. Your second sav¬ors of the wounded faun. Such in¬consistency must be rewarded. Wewill now recommend you for a schol¬arship in the field of Social Science,which will agree with your methodsof arguments, but will change yourviews in the right direction.—ed.Today on theilaThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:William Watson. Assistants: Cox andBracken.ReligionProfessor William U. Sweet. Jos¬eph Bond chapel at 12.Lectures“Prehistoric Plant Life. FossilHunting.” Associate professor AdolfC. Noe. Fullerton hall, Art Insti¬tute at 6:45.Alfred M. Bingham, “The NewDeal.” Harper Mil at 7:30.MiscellaneousCharity performance of Black-friars at Mandel hall, 8:30.Faculty Women’s lunch. South re¬ception room, Ida Noyes at 12.Interfratemity Council meeting,Reynolds club at 7:30.B. W. O. meeting in North room,T3a Noyes at 12.Arian in Wicker room, Ida Noyesat 12:45.Aides in Alumni room, Ida Noyesat 2:30.“C” club dinner in “Y” mom, IdaNoyes at 6.Carillon recital at University cha¬pel at 4:30.Renaissance Society, “HistoricalExhibition of Book Binding.” Wie-boldt 205, from 2 to 6. FRIARS TO PRESENTSHOW FOR CHARITY(Continued from page 1)proved popular in last week’s show.George Buck, first tenor of the trio,has been instrumental in the contin¬uation of the Strolling Friars andhelped in arranging such songs as“It’s Lousy but it’s Commercial,”“Flowers for Sale,"” and “We’re inthe Brain Trust Now,” in which thetrio participated. Randolph Beanand James McDevitt are the othertwo members of the group.Feature “MysteryMan” iri Cascades(Continued from page 1)lebrities. A spirit of carnival will pre¬vail with balloons and streamers inabundance.Because of the demand for tick¬ets, salesmen are asked to reporttheir progress today to Howard P.Hudson at the Kappa Sigma house.Tickets may be purchased at all ofthe fraternities and at the office ofThe Daily Maroon. DREXEL THRATRR8M B. UrdWednesday“SPITFIRE”with Katherine HepburnMats. Daily 15c till 6: 30 p. m.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERSRAINING,YOU CAN SELL/Train for business leadership at this schoolof successful rrsduates. Business Ad¬ministration, Ehcecutive SccretsrisL Steno-typy. Accounting, etc. Day or Eve. classes.Coeducational. CmlL write or phone Ran1676 for bulletin.Biyan^StrattonCOE18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVE.. CHICAGOPersonal CardsTo Enclose with ConnvocationAnnouncements100 car<ds, printed $ .69100 cards, engraved 3.00Reprinted from plate 1.75U. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 ELLIS AVENUEANHEUSER-BUSCH, Inc.(Chicago Branch)526 W. 18th Street Chicago, 111.The odds are3 to 1that you can’t get aCAP & GOWNif you don’t subscribeToday!!We re ordering just enough for those who have signedon the dotted line and if there should be a fewleft over, they’ll cost you $2.75! which leaves ex¬actly until 6 p. m. to get aCAP & GOWN for *2^!LEXINGTON HALLTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY MAY 16, 1934 Page ThreeTHE UNIVERSITY WOMANCampus WomanDescribes IdealMan in SurveyMustaches Are Out! GirlsPrefer Broad Shouldersand Dark Hair.Tall, dark, and handsome! That’sthe description of the ideal man pic¬tured by the University women in a.<urvey conducted last week. Morethan 150 of the feminine campuspopulation voted, representing suchorganizations as Federation, W. A.A.. Y.W.C.A., Pi Delta Phi, ChiRho Sigma, Mortar Board, Quadrang-ler, Deltho, and Achoth.Broad shoulders is the leadingqualification for this composite gen¬tleman. (We surmise that GeneRaymond, Johnny Weissmuller, orClark Gable were in the ladies’minds. This ideal must have darkhair, many of the girls specifyingthat it must also be wavy. Blondehair was very much in the minority.‘'Big brown eyes” led blue by justa small margin. iBut seven voteswere recorded for anyone under fivefeet, 10 inches, and those girls prob¬ably had someone special in mind!The six footer otherwise ruledsupreme.An emphatic NO was expressed bythe women in regard to mustaches.“They scratch” said one honest fe¬male.The lack of a tie was disliked bythree-fourths of the women, the onlyexceptions being made in the case ofa sport outfit in warm weather.Opinion was divided when it came torolled-up sleeves and coatless outfits.Among the women’s major petI>eeves were listed coats and pantsthat don’t match and general tastein combining colors. Bright red tiesgained a general condemnation, es¬pecially when worn with coloredshirts. Unpressed suits and dirtylinen just fail of appreciation too.Large cheeks and stripes in suits,plus fours, bow ties, and sloppystockings are also an abominationunto the women. Some of theirother dislikes include unpolished.shoes, suspenders, corduroy pants,and shoes of reddish brown or orangecast.The women overwhelmir^lrly statedthat shaving was the detail of groom¬ing most neglected by the men. Weare predicting that the Reynolds clubbarber will soon find business pick¬ing up! Especially when other com¬ments included greasiness of thehair and the need for more frequenthaircuts.Dirty or uncared-for finger nailsranked second in the details ofgrooming most neglected. Carriagewas next highly scored.CHANCE METHODS OFELECTING FRESHMENWOMEN’S COUNCILTwenty-five freshmen, elected bythe Federation councillor groups, willcomprise the membership of theFreshman Women’s council next fall,according to a new plan formulatedat the B. W. O. meeting last week.This plan will replace that of hav¬ing Federation and the office of theDean of Students choose half themembers of the group and the fresh¬man women elect the second half.An executive board of eight mem¬bers will include two fre.shman wom¬en, two sophomore women, prefer¬ably from the Freshman Women’sCouncil of the previous year, twofreshman men, and two sophomoremen. This executive board and thetwenty-five representative freshmanwomen ■will guide the activities ofthe freshman class. The sugges¬tions of the sophomores on the boardwill enable the freshmen to attaingreater co-ordination and to ^ierformtheir duties with greater ease andcontinuity.This plan was carried unanimouslyat the annual evening meeting of B.W. 0., assisted by a group of prom¬inent faculty women. Elizabeth Mc¬Kay was elected to B. W. 0. mem¬bership to fill the vacancy left byValerie Webster’s absence fromschool. The Settlement Tag day forMay 23 was announced by EvelynCarr, also.CLASSUTED ADSFOR SALE—Nash 1929 twin ig-nition. 6 cylinder deluxe sedan.Forced sale. $200. Private owner.6739 Kimbark Ave. talking shopbyalixabetk and p«ggyIf you’re the kind that likes alight but satisfying luncheon,KRISE’S, 7112 Jeffrey, is just theplace for you. Their 25 cents lunchconsists of a lettuce and tomatosandwich, coffee, tea, or milk, andhomemade cake.**Whether you play a good game ormerely stand on the side lines andcheer, you’ll want plenty of summersport clothes. The HYDE PARKHOSIERY SHOP has a variety oflinen, seersucker and pique dressesthat are comfortable and fashion-wise.** 4>* **The GREEN SHUTTER TEAROOM announces a Student Speciallunch on Wednesday and Thursdayat only 25 cents. This is a conveni¬ent tea room to take your club sis¬ters or friends to enjoy a quiet lunchhour as well as an appetizing lunch.** *4 **Don’t wait until the hot summerdays to have your permanent, butget it now in cool comfort. TheFLORRIS BEAUTY SHOP, 5523Kenwood, will get you all ready forthose summer sports with any oneof their three permanents for $5, $6,and $7, respectively.African Prince GivesNative Song RecitalPrince Modupe Paris, son of anAfrican Chief, will present a recitalof native songs tomorrow night at 8in the Ida Noyes theater. The Musicgroup of the Y.W.C.A. is sponsor¬ing the program, and tickets may beobtained for 25 cents in the Y. W.C. A. office or from members of theMusic Group.Dressed in native costume. PrinceParis will explain each number ofhis program. Following a brief talkon the social conditions of Africanwomen, he will conclude the recitalwith a group of Negro spirituals.The Chapel group will meet at thehome of Mrs. Charles Gilkey todayat 4. Mrs. Gilkey will speak aboutMargaret Greene, a former presidentof the Y. W. C. A.FOSTER HALL DINNERTen University faculty memberswill be entertained by Foster hallgirls at a dinner party tonight. Theguests expected are: Mr. and Mrs.Norman MacLean, Mr. and Mrs.Harvey Carr, Durbin Rowland, Mr.and Mrs. L. P. Smith, Dean and Mrs.Aaron J. Brumbaugh, and Jerome G.Kerwin.BUSINESS LUNCHEONA luncheon for women in the col¬lege who plan to enter the Schoolof Business next fall will be heldFriday in the Commons room of Has¬kell hall. Comad, the women’s organ¬ization in the School of Business, issponsoring the affair.For the first time in 45 years, Get¬tysburg college in Pennsylvania be¬gan its spring semester this yearwithout a woman student on thecampus. Relirf PositionsStill Open toCollege WomenFederal Emergency Relief posi¬tions are available for women whosefinancial condition necessitates theirworking in order to complete thisschool year, according to Miss Eliza¬beth Robinson, placement counsellorof the Vocational Guidance bureau.Replacements are continually re¬quired because of students’ resigna¬tions, resulting from ill health andthe acquisition of other jobs.The method of employment is bas¬ed on a payroll for ten per cent ofthe total enrolled students, both inthe undergraduate and graduateschools, equalling 420 positions. Therepresentation of men and womencorresponds to their number in theUniversity; therefore, there are 153women and 267 men who may beemployed. The salary is $15 amonth, and the work is dependentupon the student’s program. Notmore than 30 hours a week or 8hours a day are required.The type of work includes: typing,sewing, dining-room service, re¬search, translation, laboratory, statis¬tical, and secretarial work, publicity,and map drawing. Registration is atCobb hall in the Vocational Guid¬ance bureau office with Miss Rob¬inson.FACULTY STATESUNIVERSITY GIRLWASTES LEISURE“Campus women waste too muchof leisure time,” commented Mrs.Mayme I. Logsdon, associate profes¬sor of mathematics, in an interview.She added that “it is only a naturalsituation, because they have not yetlearned to use it correctly. In time,necessity will compel them to indulgetheir time in profitable enterprise.”Mrs. Edith Flint, professor of Eng¬lish, also declared that there weremany campus women who tended tofollow the line of least resistance inregard to leisure time. ^‘They preferto read superficial magazines insteadof enlarging their experience withgood literature. They listen to medi¬ocre music, instead of patronizingUniversity Orchestra associations.”Miss Orsie Thomson, assistant pro¬fessor of Physical Education con¬cluded the interview with the state¬ment that “I, for one, am reallycurious to know in what way thewomen around here do use theirleisure time. Frankly, I do notknow.”Women at Park college are allow¬ed to go out two nights a week, Mon¬days and Saturdays until 10.Employers preferUniversity graduateswho write Gregg ShorthandBusineM men can fit you into theirorganizations more quickly and easilyif you write Grem Shorthand. Dan’tlet your college training go to waste.Put it to work in a position securedthrough Gregg Secretarial Training.Write, call or telephoneSUte 1881 for particularsThe GREGG COLLEGEHome of Gregg Shorthand< N. Michigan At#., ChicagoWill they catchDillinger?Not until they get him out of aFORD V-8J. A. Lavery Motor Co.Authorized Ford Dealer6127 Cottage Grove Ave.-Midway 5300Drop in for a demonstration SOCIETYbySUZANNEWith a top-notch Blackfriars showand the best Psi U party on recordfor the credit side of last week-end,spring partying reached a newhigh...“Merger for Millions” was ofcourse the chief topic of conversa¬tion in the Abode of the Owls, withopinion divided between BOB STOR-ER and BOIBBY WEISS for high-scoring in the show.. .ErskineTate’s torridity kept people fromthinking too much about them, how¬ever. . .Romance seems to be in theair in a beeg way these days, withJANE HEMPLEMAN at last display¬ing that pearly badge of HAMABRAHAMS that she’s been myster¬ious about for months... BETTYHANSEN and HARRY WILSONwere looking soul, too—thinking of the next Sunday night when his Dekepin was to change hands, no doubt..Getting back to those who aren’tyet seriously pashed...we found BONITA LILLIE hearing GEORGE“Hamlef’ WATROUS tell how hedid it.. .BOBBY VAIL with a slath¬er of orchids and CONNOR LAIRD..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo WHITTONIANANNOUNCESTHE OPENING OF THEIRSOUTH SIDEUNIVERSITYTENNIS SHOPSpecial for this week our Supah Winnah Tennis Racket strung with split lamb gut.Special $6.95 completeA Complete Restringing and Repair ServiceFRAMES - BALES - SHOES1405 E. 64TH ST.Loop—400 So. State St.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooEvanston—518 Davis St. ooooooooooooooooooooooPage Four THE DAILY MAROCW, WEDNESDAY MAY 16. 1934CHICAGO NETMEN'FAVORED ON EVEOF BIG TEN MEETWhen play in the Western Con¬ference championship tennis tourneyopens tomorrow at 9 on the varsitycourts, the Maroon net squad willhave one of its best opportunities inyears to dominate the competition.At least one title should be capturedby Chicago, while the local netmenhave even chances of coming out ontop in singles, doubles and team play.Captain Max Davidson, who haslost only one Big Ten dual match inthree years of play, is conceded tohave the best chance from the localpoint of view to win the singles title.Davidson is a cool, heady player andrarely looks as bad as he did whenhe lost that one match to Earl Tet-ting, the Wildcat captain. Regardingthat match, some solace can be deriv¬ed from the fact that the same Illi¬nois player, Becker, who was over¬whelmed by Max in a recent matchforced Tetting to go to three longsets before the latter defeated theOrange and Blue number one man inth Northwestern-Illinois meet.Trev Weist Is FavoriteAnother Maroon, whom the dope-sters think should reach the semi¬finals at least, is Trev Weiss. The lo¬cal number two man has not lost aConference match in two years ofcompetition and is playing some ofthe best tennis seen on these courts.If Trev is in form many of the “wiseones” believe that he can cop the ti¬tle.Ell Patterson another of the Ma¬roon '^in and out” representatives isregai’ded as a dark horse in the tour¬ney. Pat was not up to his best gamein the last two matches, but in thisweek’s practice sessions he has dis¬played some real racquet-wielding.If he can continue this pace, he maygo far.Against the three Maroons theclass of the singles field consists ofTetting, who is rated Davidson’sequal, Paul Scherer, the Minnesotanumber one man who is undefeatedthis season, and Roy Black, the Bad¬ger who gave Davidson a scare inthe Wisconsin meet.Northwestern Duo StrongIn the doubles play, Davidson andWeiss, who will defend their title,look heads and shoulders above anyother duo in the Conference with thepossible exception of Scherer and Hu¬ber, the crack Minnesota team, whomthey have not met. The local pairin winning all of their matches intwo sets have not been really extend¬ed this season. Among their victoriesis one over Tetting and Brown ofNorthwestern, which is especially no¬table, since Tetting in company withSink'reached the finals in last year’stournament.Howes and Black of Wisconsin,and Fletcher and Sieh of Iowa lookto be the best of the remaining com¬binations.University of Southern Californiagrid coaches have winter footballpractice to prepare for spring foot¬ball practice for next fall’s season.jvmTODAiJ76 Pages!Biggest IssueAt All Newsstands Maroons Preparefor NorthwesternWeekend GamesAfter losing a tough 3 to 2 de¬cision to Indiana, following a winover Wisconsin, the spirit and confi¬dence of the baseball team has re¬turned and the boys are eagerly an¬ticipating the “city series” withNorthwestern Friday and Saturday.The first game will be played atRoycemore field, while the teams willjourney to the south side for the Sat¬urday affair.Although a little polish andsmoothness is yet needed. Coach An¬derson expressed himself as satisfiedwith hts present combination. Theoutfield compares favorably with thebest of them and the catching de¬partment boasts two of the best re¬ceivers in (the conference in Offilland Lewis.The pitching has been good, al¬ though it could be better. Andersonfeels it will improve, however, andLangford and Novak, who share theburden of the mound work, have giv¬en definite evidence to this effect.The infield, which has caused mostof the worrying, is pretty definite¬ly settled now and, with sterfly prac¬tice in working togeFber, shouldstack up well. Comerford’s finger isexpected to heal sufficiently to per¬mit him to play against the Wildcats,and he will probably soon display thebrilliant form which characterizeshis playing last year.Ed TK\npson, who seems to "havewon the first base job, is still uncer¬tain on bunts, but has improved im¬measurably in . his catching ofthrow’s. His hitting is also way upin the .300’s. Haarlow and Lewis,the keystone men, have settled downand work well together. Both arehitting the ball hard. Big Ten FacultyMeet to DiscussFootball Rules FENCERS SCORE INILUNOIS TOURNEYThe students of Wisconsin univer¬sity consider the fourth and fifthcommandments the most vital onesof the Ten Commandments. The annual spring meeting of fac¬ulty representatives from all confer¬ence schools is convening this weekin Chicago to draw up some newrules for this year’s football cam¬paign. Several regulations will be al¬tered or replaced by new restrictions.A modified training table, permit¬ting players to have an evening mealtogether instead of the usual coldmeals grabbed by the grid men abouteight o’clock, is seriously being con¬sidered. September 10 may be estab¬lished as the standard opening oftraining instead of September 15.Another plan in progress is thatw’hich will keep coaches from par¬ticipating in post-season exhibitiongames or writing articles for news¬papers. In order to insure greaterattendance for the coming fall, re¬arrangements of schedules puttingthe old rivalries and the best draw- In the ninth annual tournamentsponsored by the Illinois FencingLeague in Bartlett gymnasium lastThursday, Friday, and Saturday,three Maroon foilsmen scored. Camp¬bell Wilson led with a first in thesenior foils and a third in the seniorsabres, w’hile Fritz Leiber took a sec¬ond in the senior epee and GeorgeGellman won a third pla’ce in the se¬nior foils. One hundred and fortycontestants participated in the com¬petition. Settlement HoldsAnniversary Dinner(Continued from page 1)activity for the many unemployedmen in the stock yards district, andMiss Carroll’s work has attracted suchwide attention that she has been se¬lected by the American Federationof Labor to devise a progiam forworkers’ education.RENT-A-BKERIDE FOR HEALTH ANDSPORTMIDWAY CYCLE CLUB59th at Stony HOW’S YOUR GAME?The right stringswill inrprove it.TryJOHNSON’SDURA-CHROME]?ark Slrnnia (En.NINE-O-TWO EAST FIFTY-SIXTH ST.llydt Park 6501GroceriesMeats WatchMaker Morgan Brook Barber Beauty Adamson’s “College Reader’sLaundry Cleaner Shop Shop Dresses Room” Drug Store■WHERE TO SHOP THEOLD ENGLISH BLOCK VALUESMERCHANTS STAGE SPECIALSELLING EVENT FOR ONE WEEKREADER’S FROM OUR WEEK END SALE15c Cigarettes & Match King Ltr,, both 20c$1.50 value W. & D. 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DOIN’ THE CARIOCA.Joe Solter, University ofWichita, brings Helen ofTroy up to date on dance’steps.THE BALLET from "Sweet Music , sixthannual Northwestern Waa-Mu musicalcomedy.DUKE UNI-V E R S I T YCAMPUSthroughCrowell arch.BluestSECTION“National Collegiate News in Picture anil Paragraph"ELEVEN NORTHEASTERN freshmendive at the signal “go". Water sports area part of the regular freshmen orientationperiod.PARLOR SMOOTHIES, in “TheMad Hopes”, comedy produced by ^-V ’Temple University dramatic or¬ganization.,-fFMOST POPULAR and most beautiful,Margaret Blackman is a freshman at Strat¬ford College. Danville, Va.fI EVENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA. (1) NedHodgson puts a trained R. O. T. C. horse through his tricks,(2) Wm. H. Buchanon and V^ary Bach, military ball sponsors;(3) varsity baseball practice; (4) Pan-Hellenic council in sessionBACK TO GRAMMAR SCHOOL at-® tire for a day is a part of “hell week”for Delta Alpha Psi pledges at RhodeIsland State College.STUDENT AUTO SHOW held at North Dakota State College to raise revenue for The Bison, collegeyear book. A fashion show, a crack marksmanship exhibition, $500 in cash prizes. $6000 worth of decora¬tions, and two orchestras, were devices to put the show over. Promoters were Jack Vincent, floor man¬ager (upper left), Kenneth Hamry, originator and general manager (center) and George Toman (upperright).HOLD ON, FROSH. (above) if you don’twant the sophs to duck you. (below)Senior class president and Student Councilpresident “shake” in the lily pond at Okla¬homa City University.NEW OFFICIAL SIZE footballwill make passing easier, say IrvineWarburton (right) and ErniePinckert. All-American grid starsfrom Southern California. QUEEN OF THE NOTRE DAME SeniorBall is M iss Ruth Flynn, St. Mary’s of theWoods. Miss Jeannette O’Connor, (left)Chicago, is the guest of the senior classpresident."THUMBS UP” say Michigan U. studentsafter viewing the new 1934 Plymouth.LrUHIGHEST UNat Princeton,prize, was aw.|class president!RightMAY QUEEISt. Joseph OrSnyck of Cold!WATCH THAT RIGHT, JOHN!, but John Binns justtakes it from Helen Taylor in the Penn State musical pro¬duction “My Stars.”HARVARD’S VARSITY crew as it took off in the first practice ofthe season. wide World PhotoYALE’S PRESI¬DENT, Dr. JamesRowland Angell,and Mrs. Angellsail for the Ha¬waiian Islands,where they are tobe entertained byYale alumni.Keyttone Photo!)UATE honorTaylor Pynethur S. Lane,MI S.k I urncr Photol^e of MountMiss Sophiaace. Gilberttornia hurd-• tins for thes 6 ft.. 6 in.Acme PhotoTHAT’S CARL SANDBURG, and Mrs.Sandburg, with the leis, being greeted bya group of students from the Universityof Hawaii. Mid-Pacific News Photo MAYBE WIRT WAS RIGHT.No, it’s only the annual “flour fight’’between the freshman and sopho¬more classes at Temple University.The sophs won.Associated Press PhotoNEWLY-ELECTED staff puts ouits first issue of the Mount HolyokiNEWS, college weekly.Harry Cordon Photo |ETCHING INVENTION ofJoe A. Bennett, composingroom machinist of the IndianaUniversity Press, will producehalftone pictures for newspa¬pers from a photographic nega¬tive in IS minutes.ANNE RUDDi s a promi-n e n t studentat Mary Bald-w i n College,Staunton, Va.LUCILLE LANZ received the winningtrophy for milking twelve pounds of milkfrom this contented Jersey in five minutesat the South Dakota State College's live¬stock show. TRAVEL DIARIES kept bythree freshmen at De Pauw Uni¬versity are awarded $110 in prizesby President G. Bromley Oxnam.g YES, IT’S COMPULSORY. Ar-iW tillery practice at Ohio State*3 University.I1IBiI■f LEO. S. A. 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