A ?!Vol. 34. No. 109. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. TUESDAY. MAY 15. 1934 Price Three Centssweetnessand lightcharle* tjrroler and harry kalvenVITUPERATIVE REPARTEEOne of the features of this year’sDaily Maroon that we have beenmost taken by has been the vitupera¬tive repartee between the Editor andhis contributors to the Letters to theEditor column. Our amazement atthe Editor's vitriolic outbursts in re¬ply to simple, harmless missies hasbeen equaled only by our surprise atthe willingness of his writers to con¬tinue feeding the mouth that bitesthem. We do not care to discuss thedebatable question as to whether theEditor has been violating the accept¬ed laws of journalistic etiquette byhis terse and stinging replies. How¬ever, we do admit that the Lettersto the Editor column has become thesecond most interesting feature ofthe paper. This is in itself, we feel,sufficient raison d'etre to justify theEditor and his tactics..Lest there be too much hard feel¬ing generated by the Editor, how¬ever, we propose to laugh him outof court by giving our impression ofa typical correspondence.DEAR MR. EDITOREditor, Tho Daily Maroon,Dear MortimoriWe like your paper very much inmy home.Faithfully,Eboneesor Awfaldaaapling 3rd.What you need most, Mr. Awful-dumpling, is an oratorical flourish,because there is little else contain¬ed in your letter. Your first para¬graph is false. We have consistent¬ly maintained that student opinionexists on campus, but the height offoolhardy conceit is to claim to rep¬resent it, an alarming habit to whichyou, Mr. Awfuldumpling, are sub¬ject. Yours is the second attempt atanonymous denunciation, but it’s notas good as the first one, becauseyou, Mr. Awfuldumpling, had to de¬scend to profanity. Try again, butdon’t be afraid to sign your namethe next time. We don’t bite. In ad¬dition, let me call your attention tothe fact that letters must be restrict¬ed to two hundred and fifty words.—ed. AFACULTY TO THE RESCUEEditor. The Daily Maroon,Dear Robert Maynard:We hesitate to criticize your edi¬torial policy, but don’t you thinkthat your reply to Mr. Awfuldump-ling’s letter of yesterday was a trifletoo severe? That wasn’t quite play¬ing cricket intellectually, as we ofthe English department say.Sorrowfully yours,Profescor Ed. D. Willitt.The trouble is. Professor Willitt,we find it difficult to play intellec¬tual cricket with our opposition.They wear their intellectual belts toolow. Besides, are you sure that rathad not its cerebellum removed? Ifso, it did not suffer. And in conclu¬sion, we would not seek to arguewith anyone with whom anti-warconvictions amount to religion. Wechallenge you and Mr. Awfuldump¬ling to a public debate on the im¬plicit and explicit implications of thismomentous queston.—ed.TRUTH WILL OUT OR THETRIUMPH OF VIRTUEEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Jimmy Touhig:You misunderstand me. What Ireally meant to .say, that is what Iwanted you to know, was that inmy home, where I live with mother,father, grandma, grandpa, my wifeand three children, plus Aunt Ella,we take the Daily Maroon, that isthe family takes your paper daily,with the exception of Saturday,Monday, and Sunday, because as youperhaps know on those days the pa¬per is not published. We all read thepaper with the exception of the twoyounger children, g^randma, gramps,pa and ma, and the wife and myself.You see we are social scientists.Wishing you the same,Ebeneezer Awfuldumpling 3rd.P. s.Johnnie, that’s my oldest son, saysthat he likes it. He cuts out the pic¬tures of the women in the cigaretteads.E. A. 3rd.We knew that enlightened dis¬cussion such as we have carried onwould clarify the whole situation.We sincerely invite you to join oureditorial staff and your son to comeup and see our own collection ofcigarette ad women.—ed. DRAMATIC CROUPADDS AMENDMENTTO CONSTITUTIONMakes Juniors Eligiblefor Election onThursdayThe Dramatic Association, follow¬ing the lead of The Daily Maroonand responding to the trend of stu¬dent activities since the new plan,has amended its constitution to per¬mit other than senior members tohold office.The new amendment will be in ef¬fect Thursday when the election ofnew officers for next year is held.The change has been under consid¬eration for some time.Under the new ruling those elig¬ible for election to office must hav^completed their college requirementsand six courses in the divisions. Thusa person may be elected at the endof two years. Frank Springer, presi¬dent of the Association, in announc¬ing the revision yesterday said, “Theeligibility requirement is primarilyscholastic. We considered this thefairest plan for all.’’Thus, he pointed out, transfer stu¬dents and others who have had ashort time in the Dramatic A.ssocia-tion and yet have done outstandingwork will not be debarred.Members to VoteAll members of the As.sociationmay ca.st a vote in the election Thurs¬day at 4 in the Reynold.s Club the¬ater. Those who have been invitedto join may vote if they turn in theirthree dollar initiation fee by Thurs¬day.Nominations for the officers ofTower Players and Gargoyles, theproduction and acting societies ofthe Association will be from the floorThe chairman of the board will bechosen by the newly elected officersof these groups and the officers ofMirror who have already been chos¬en.Invitations to join the Associationhave been sent out to those whohave participated in dramatic workduring the past year.Free AdmissionMembership includes free admis-.sion to the banquets given by theAssociation and a vote in the elec¬tions. The three dollar initiation feemay be sent in to the As.sociationor paid at the banquet Tuesday eve-ning.The banquet, which is a tradition¬al event, is being held several weeksearlier than usual because of the im¬pending comprehensive examina¬tions. As usual, student talent willfurnish the entertainment. With theconclusion of the banquet the activ¬ities of the Dramatic Association willbe finished for the year. Authoress CallsUniversity Homeof Arch-Radicals“A boarding house that puts rad¬ical germs in its soup,” was the de¬scription of the University given re¬cently by Mrs. Albert W. Dilling inan interview with a member of theUniversity Socialist club disguised asa Moody Bible Institute fundamen¬talist. Mrs. Dilling, author of therecently published “Red Network”which names President Hutchins,Professor Paul Douglas.President Hutchins could neverhave been appointed to the ChicagoRegional board of the N. R. A,, Mrs.Dilling believes, were he not sym¬pathetic with the baser forms ofCommunism. Dean Gilkey, thougha member of a nefarious organizationfor strikers’ relief, is not, she thinks,consciously hypocritical in his dualdevotion to God and the atheistMarx.Socialism is probably more dang¬erous on university campuses thanCommunism because of its sugarcoating and its appeal to middle-class students who “think theythink.” On this campus she felt thisparticularly true in reference to theSocialust club. She disdained to dis¬cuss the National Student League andconsidered the recently formed Cos¬mos club as only another example ofthe “boring from within” tactics ofthe radicals. Such harsh treatmentof this right-wing peace organiza¬tion was due to the fact that twoof its faculty sponsors are Assist¬ant professors Frederick Schumannand Harry Gideonse.VANCE APPOINTS 24NON-COMMISSIONEDOFFICERS IN R.0.T.C,Beutler to GiveIllustrated Talkon Goethe TodayOne of the most important authot-ities on Goethe, Ernst 'Beutler, pro¬fessor at the University of Frank¬fort, will speak on “Das Alte Frank¬furt und das Goethehaus” today inClassics 10 at 4:30. Although the lec¬ture will be given in German, theslides accompanying it will be suf¬ficiently effective to describe thehome and curios of Goethe.During his speech, Professor Beut¬ler will describe the home of Goetheand the original artistic contents thatremain. As far as possible the househas been re.stored to its original con¬dition and contains the art collectionof Goethe’s father. The slides willillustrate the important pieces in thehome and several of his manuscripts.Dr. Beutler is curator of the GoetheHome and Museum, and is a leadingauthority on the political backgroundof Frankfort. He is also the direc¬tor of the FVeises Deutsches Hoch-stift, an organization founded in1859 to encourage German literatureand young writers.Professor Beutler’s visit is underthe auspices of the Carl Schurz Me¬morial Foundation, which is organ¬ized to improve the relations betweenGermany and America. Primarily hehas come over to express his appre¬ciation of the American donations re¬ceived by the Goethe House. The appointment of 24 cadet non¬commissioned officers was announc¬ed yesterday by Lieutenant N. F,Galbraith, assistant professor of Mili¬tary Science. The appointment wasmade by order of Major P. T. Vance,head of the Military department.Henry Fairman was named mastersergeant and Lloyd Powers, JackChristian, and Raymond Hirschwere appointed first sergeanis. Rob¬ert Munch, Robert Ware, and WalterShaw will be staff sergeants, andRiley Sunderson and Paul Gustafsonwill be the color sergeants.The sergeants named include Hen¬ry Lemon, Malcolm Finlayson, PaulLynch, Eugene Blatter, John Bod-fish, Walter Schwede, D. EldridgeMcBride, William Weaver, NathanBrin, Ed Kominek, Ben Mann, FredDevereux, Raymond Ramsey, RobertRanes, George B. Wemple, andJames M. Markham.George Kempf, Robert Haythorne,Charles A, :Beck, Leonard Pierce,John Gifford, Oscar Westburg,Throop Vaughan, Charles Axelson,and Richard Groat were appointedcorporals.'The next major activity of theUniversity unit of the R. 0. T. C.,in which the newly appointed of¬ficers will assume their new positions,will be the annual inspection, whichis to be held May 24 and 25.Registrar PreparesProvisional List ofSpring GraduatesThe provisional list of candidatesfor the bachelor’s degree to be con¬ferred at the June convocation hasbeen posted on the Registrar’s bulle¬tin board, outside of Cobb 104, itwas announced yesterday. Studentsexpecting to receive the degreewhose names are not included on thislist, are asked to see Mrs. Garden inCobb 102 not later than next Tues¬day.The registrar’s office also an¬nounced that advance registration forthe summer quarter will be held onMonday, May 28 and Tuesday, May29. The advance registration officewill be open from 8:30 to 11:30 andfrom 1:30 to 4:30 on those dates.Students will begin registration inthe office of their deans, and willthen procure class tickets in Cobb102. Fee assignments will also bemade in the same office. I-F CDMMITTEEAPPOINTS GERSONCHAIRM^OF SINGWill Hold TraditionalEvent in HutchinsonCourt June 9Noel B. Gerson of Zeta Beta Tauwas appointed chairman of thetwenty-fourth annual InterfraternitySing by the Interfratemity commit¬tee yesterday, according to an an¬nouncement made last night by DanMacMaster, acting chairman of thecommittee. Gerson will be assistedby three sophomores: Charles Hoerrof Tau Kappa Epsilon, ConnorLaird of Psi Upsilon, and JamesGold of Kappa Nu.The Interfraternity Sing, one ofthe University’s outstanding tradi¬tions, will be held in HutchinsonCourt June 9. This event each yeardraws more than a thousand alumniback to the University.S. Edwin Earle, ’ll, will be thealumni chairman of the Sing for thetwenty-fourth time, having been ap¬pointed to that position every yearsince the introduction of the eventin 1911. He will be assisted by Har¬ry Swanson.Award Two Cup*Two cups will be awarded at theaffair according to tradition. Onecup is given to the fraternity whichhas the largest attendance, and theother is given to the chapter presenting the best quality of singing. Eachhouse will sing two songs, one whilemarching in, and the second whilestanding around the fountain inHutchinson Court.Last year Psi Upsilon won the cupawarded for having the greatest num¬ber of men present, and Alpha Del¬ta Phi produced the finest quality ofBinging.Although definite arrangementshave not been completed, a portionof the program will probably bebroadcast over station WMAQ andthe NBC network as in past years.MacMaster also announced that theInterfraternity council meeting,which was scheduled for tonight, willbe held tomorrow night at 7:15 inthe Reynolds club.Cascades OpensFriday with GalaHospital BenefitA full night’s entertainment willbe offered students and faculty members Friday when they attend thegala opening of Andrew Rebori’sCascades night club in the Audi¬torium theater. A special show is be¬ing presented with the proceeds go¬ing to the Lying-In Hospital.Balcony seats are being sold oncampus for $1 apiece. This includesthe special show being arranged byMrs. Kellogg Fairbank with PhilBaker, the Duncan Sisters, WalterColbath and Ed Springer, diversfrom the Streets of Paris as the prin¬cipal leaders.Following this will be Rebori’s reg¬ular show, “Sidewalks of New York,”featuring Steve Brodie’s sensationalleap from Brooklyn Bridge. At theconclusion of this the stage will beopened for dancing the rest of thenight. Two orchestras will furnishthe music. Many of the younger so¬ciety gn'oup are arranging to takeparties in the balcony, and fraterni¬ties and clubs are planning to takesections. It is expected that a largenumber who go to Blackfriars Fridaynight will gather at the Cascadesfolfowing the show.Besides the fraternity houses, tick¬ets may be purchased at The DailyMaroon or at the Bookstores.COLLEGIATE DIGESTThe Collegiate Digest, rotogravurecollege news bulletin, will be distrib¬uted gratis with The Daily Maroontomorrow. The Digest is a pictorialreview of activities and personalitieson various campuses throughout thecountry and abroad. Items featuredin this issue include musical comedyproductions, fraternity pleding,hell week news and views, andathletics. This special service is pos¬sible as a result of special arrange¬ments by the business staff of TheDaily Maroon. Invite 400 toAttend MaroonDinner May 23Over 400 invitations were mailedyesterday to students at the Univer¬sity inviting them to attend TheDaily Maroon banquet, scheduled forWednesday, May 23. President Rob¬ert Maynard Hutchins will be theguest speaker at the affair which willbe held in Hutchinson Commons at6:30.The first one of its kind to be giv¬en on campus by a student organiza¬tion, the banquet will be attendedby undergraduates only. The select¬ed students will hear PresidentHutchins comment on the pastachievements of the University ad¬ministration and predict the futuretrend of scholastic endeavor here.Students who have received invi¬tations may secure reservations forthe banquet at The Daily Maroonoffice on Thursday and Friday ofthis week and on Monday, May 21,according to David Kutner, who isin charge of arrangements. Reserva¬tions are priced at one dollar.Contrary to original plans thebanquet will be an informal one.Though the capacity of HutchinsonCommons is definitely limited, thereare available approximately 25 extraplaces which will be awarded to thefirst students to apply for them atThe Daily Maroon office.The affair will be the first of aseries of annual banquets to be spon¬sored by the Maroon at which thePresident will discuss University ad¬ministration policies to a selectedgroup of students. MAROON SURVEYSSENIOR CLASS ONFUTURE JAREERSWill Mail Questionnaireto Graduating CroupThis WeekMRS. PINCHOT TALKSON “CRUSADING FORHUMANITY” TUESDAY“Crusading for Humanity” is* thetitle of the talk by Mrs. GiffordPinchot in the final of the StudentLectures of the current season, nextTuesday in Mandel hall. Tickets arenow on sale at the Mandel colisterbox office. University College, andthe bookstore. All seats are reservedat 55 and 85 cents.Mrs. Pinchot, wife of the governorof Pennsylvania, is one oi Cne mostvital and energetic figures in Amer¬ican life today, actively engaged inhumanitarian work relating to childlabor, sweat shops, and coal and steelworkers.The most recent of the attacks ofMrs. Pinchot in favor of the laboringclass, was directed against GeneralJohnson in a criticism of his NRApolicies. She scored Johnson for fail¬ing to protect union labor in herstate, saying in her characteristicmanner, “To put the matter in a nut¬shell, can you name me more thanone town in Pennsylvania, with morethan a doen factories, where theNRA is not being violated 50 percent or worse? I would appreciatean answer and not a wise-crack.”The day after this attack, Mrs.Pinchot spoke before the NationalLabor Board, calling upon the De¬partment of Justice to proceedagrainst the steel company with plantsin Pennsylvania and West Virginia,for violation of the National Indus¬trial Act and the presidential ordersthereunder.Present GinsbergPhysiology Awardto Platt, DoktorskyThe award of the Harry GinsbergMemorial prize to Samuel Platt andAbraham Doktorsky was announcedyesterday by George Allan Works,dean of Students. The prize, whichwas awarded upon the recommenda¬tion of Anton J. Carlson, chairmanof the department of Physiologry,amounts to $67 and will be dividedbetween the two recipients.The prize is annually granted “onthe basis of industry, sincerity, andability” as manifest in research inphysiology. Platt and Doktorsky aregraduate students in the medicalschool and received the award fortheir work on the problem of con¬trolling acne by the use of viasterol.The award is made from the in¬come of a fund of $2000 establish¬ed in memory of Harry Ginsberg,who died of meningitis just as hewas completing his work in medicalschool. • The Daily Maroon, in conjunctionwith the Board of Vocational Guid¬ance and the Office of the Dean ofStudents, this week will mail ques¬tionnaires to the graduating classof 1934 in regard to their futurecareers.For years the plans of a dozen orso of the most prominent seniorshave been printed in The Daily Ma¬roon, but this year a survey of theentire class will be attempted. Theresults are expected to be valuablein showing just what per cent of theclass is assured of a job and thefields that they are entering.Urge Large ReturnAll members'of the group receiv¬ing questionnaires are urged to re¬turn them immediately as a largerreturn will be more significant. Theresults will be printed in The DailyMaroon as soon as tabulation is com¬pleted.Emory T. Filbey, dean of Facul¬ties, Robert C. Woellner, executivesecretary of the B’oard of VocationalGuidance and Placement, and Wil¬liam E. Scott, assistant dean of Stu¬dents are cooperating with the Ma¬roon on the project and ask the grad¬uating members to respond to thequestionnaire. Wayne Rapp, presi¬dent of the Senior class, yesterdayifrged the group to aid the Maroonin the endeavor.The questionnaire is brief andspecific. Sample questions are: “Areyou planning to do graduate work?Are you sure of a job after gradua¬tion?” Following this latter thereare four alternatives, “Yes, Fairlycertain. Rather doubtful, and No.”Sample QuestionsAnother inquires as to the natureof the work which they will do orare interested in doing such as sales,accounting, teaching, etc. A very im¬portant question is “How are youobtaining the job?” with these alter¬natives: “through the University, anoutside employment agency, friendsor personal contact, or on your own.The questionnaires, which are be¬ing mailed out at the end of theweek, may be returned to The DailyMaroon in the addressed, stampedenvelope enclosed.The tabulation is expected to behelpful to the Board of VocationalGuidance and Placement in advisinggraduating students as to the prop¬er field for them to enter and meth¬ods of obtaining positions. It formsa part of the comprehensive pro¬gram of the Board to gather statis¬tics on job getting.University LoansLincoln Exhibitto World’s FairAt the request of A Century ofProgress administration and HenryHorner, governor of Illinois, the Uni¬versity’s recently acquired Lincolncollection will be exhibited at the1934 World’s Fair. Professor M.Llewellyn Raney, director of Univer¬sity libraries, announced that select¬ed items from the three collectionsreceived last month will be shown inthe Illinois host house on the Fairgrounds this summer.The exhibit, which Professor Ran¬ey has begun to arrange for the open¬ing of the Fair May 26, includesmaterial from last year’s Lincoln dis¬play and other sources in addition toitems from the University’s collec¬tion. This will make the exhibit thegreatest showing of first hand docu¬ments and objects connected withLincoln’s life. 'Professor Raney explained thatthe collections will be divided upinto ten episodes and phases of Lin¬coln lore, such as “Lincoln’s Ances¬try,” “Lincoln and Douglas,” andothers. Four lecturers from the Uni¬versity will explain the exhibits tovisitors. Admission will be free.Some of the IfnAterial which willgo into this large display was shownin an exhibit on,;campus- in Wie-boldt hall several weeks ago.MJtmI •ji^y iitf ii»THE DAILY MARCX>N, TUESDAY, MAY 15, 1934Page Twoiatlg iiar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901The Dmily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mominss except Saturday)Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: <2.6(> a year; $4.00 by mail. Single eopisa;three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The*' Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post*office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicatitmof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNsel B. Gerson David H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O'Donnell Hohert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Donald MorrisRuth Greenebaum lanet Lewy Ralph NicholsonCharles Hoerr Curtis Melnick leanne StolteHenry Kelley William WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karats Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Elverett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreaton Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editor: Edgar GreenebaumAssistants: Schustek and MorrisTuesday, May 15, 1934CONTINUING: A PROGRAMFOR ACTIVITIESIf we take only two of the simple principles un¬derlying activities, we find that they lead us toconclusions that should have been generally rec¬ognized at the University since the initial year ofthe new plan.1. The course of activities is affected both byfundamental changes and by superficial changesin academic curriculum.2. Interest in activity participation declines inthe individual as his University career proceeds,approaching a zero in interest which occurs atgraduation time.Constitutions of four campus activities and elec¬tions of two athletic teams indicate that the fun¬damental academic change, known as the newplan, has had a vital effect upon the course ofactivities at the University.The Daily Maroon, Cap and Gown, Comment,and Dramatic Association have legislated consti¬tutionally the principles of the new p'an. A third-year student can head each of those activities.Third-year students do head the three publica¬tions.The 1934 swimming team was captained by athird-year man, and a third-year man will captainthe 1935 wrestling team.In defense of our second principle, labeled No.2 above, we may say that if a student does notlose interest in extra-curricular activities as hespends time at the University, he should lose thatinterest, if his education is having any effect what--soever upon him.If any student can spend three or four years onthe quadrangles and still think that activities arethe greatest benefit the University has to offer, wefeel sorry for him. It is encouraging that few ofthe species are observable at the University. Areverential view of activities is natural in a fresh¬man, but inexcusable in a third or fourth year stu¬dent.An exception, of course, must be made in activ¬ities where students work to contribute to theirself-support. Here, however, the realization thatsuch work is interfering with education is evenmore acute. prehensive examination at the end of last fallquarter.During Freshman Week it is noticeable thatactivities with new plan standards draw the mostinterest from freshmen. We predict that Black-friars, Phoenix, Board of Women’s Organizations,Women’s Federation, and the rest will inevitablybe forced to fall in line by competition for re¬cruits.If we look far ahead to the time when the Col¬lege will be situated in its own little communityacross the Midway in quadrangles of lecture hallsand dormitories, it is fairly safe to say that activ¬ities will eventually be wholly in the hands ofwhat are now freshmen and sophomores.In that prediction, however, we must separateathletics from the term, activities, since the periodin school for athletic participation will always beset by Conference ruling.Further, we may say that activities in the handsof freshmen and sophomores is not at all impossi¬ble. The mechanics of such organizations as TheDaily Maroon and Blackfriars, as well as the exe¬cutive positions, could be ably handled by sopho¬mores.Under such a system, disappointments afterthree long years of work would be abolished. Uni¬versity students could take a brief fling in activ¬ities, then settle down to become educated, andactivities could thrive under the proper spirit ofnaivete.University students could write for the CollegeDaily Maroon and take leads in the College Black-friar shows, but they would not be burdened withthe cumbersome details of managing either or¬ganization.—J. P. B.I The Travelling BazaarBy MILT OLINREFLECTIONS ON THE FIRST WEEK-ENDSometime we should dedicate a whole column toBob Storer, the miracle man who stepped in twonights before the show to learn the heaviest-linedpart in the whole “Merger,” and then played thepart marvelously well. Yes, we shall do it to¬day. The T. B. is dedicated to Bob Storer to¬day. ...Well, now John Barden knows. He did take abeating, didn’t he? Saw him at the Psi U party af¬ter the opening talking it over with Mori Adler,who also took it, while Sidney Hyman discussedother things with Mrs. Adler. Where was Hutch?Didn’t see Hutch, nor Walter Dill. Sissiess, sissies.Maybe they are holding off till the beating of thesecond week-end. And in between there is theWednesday night beating for charity.Two rehearsals with the orchestra would notbe too much—that’s obvious now. Sometimes ittakes a few to get together, and that should seemapparent to whoever will be in charge next year.“Money Grows on Trees,” with all respect toMessrs. Stein and Panama, turned out to be amonotonous dud, even after the orchestra and thesong finally got together. Expect developmentsfor the next series.... Bobby Weiss, who makesup in that cute little black wig so duckily, andNikki Krevitsky, who drew unnumbered expres¬sions of praise for his get-up, and Storer, the olddancing maestro, split a hand on the dance num¬ber which stopped the show in the final scene, andTresise did swell on the lyrics of the “Caress Me”tango. ..That number and the “Bell Song” dancesdid Virginia Hall up proud....Sterges hasdesigned the most beautiful costumes seen in ourBlackfriars experience.. .His sets, too, are wortha hand.• * *TO GO ONWally Johnson, Virginia Hall’s husband, hassigned a .seven-year contract with Fox Films, andwill stop here on Thursday to join his wife on hisway from New York to Hollywood. And surelyshe will crash the screen with some of the granddances she does. Europeans who saw her thisyear in the South Shore Follies remarked thatthey had never seen the Bolero done as well inEurope. Few artists have the graceful muscleand body control that Virginia has. Bon voyageto both of them, the good eggs.Tliose who find that graduate students havenot activities and bewail that fact are merely wit¬nessing an excellent bit of evidence for our sec¬ond proposition. Graduate interest in campusactivities becomes an indefinite minus quantity af¬ter passing the zero of interest at graduation.Combining the visible effects of our two prin¬ciples, we find that general interest by the seniorclass, though it is under the old plan, is apatheticthis year, as it has been in past years.We find that activities, offering to freshmen thechance to head the activity in what is ordinarilythe junior year, are swamped with freshman re¬cruits. The Daily Maroon, for example, was forcedto eliminate half its freshman ap^|*''ant8 by com- Marge Chapline, Bud Radcliffe, and Frank Ald¬ridge were seen horsebacking around on Sundayby members of the Phi Delta Phi house party atGrand Beach, at which the Bud Trades celebrat¬ed their first wedding anniversary by helping tochaperone... .Do< Winter, as predicted, stoppedin the middle of the N’Yawk-St. Paul return tripto take it in with Warren Martinson, and thenhopped on to the Minnesota city in answer to atelegraphed beckoning from the maternal hand...Did you know that several sophomores took ad¬vantage of the recent senior mustache race toraise wisps? They couldn’t hide behind them andwere discovered Huntington Harris has theindefatigable habit of lighting other people’s cig¬arettes. He is so polite that way that it’s almostimpossible to beat him on the draw, even whenyou try hidden methods. -/ Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:In order to clarify certain mis¬apprehensions which may have beencreated by your article of Thurs¬day concerning the three studentswho were arrested without charge, Ishould like to state the following:1. The three who were picked up,separately for purposes of morefruitful intimidation, were sittingupon the steps of a negro’s home, un¬pretentiously chatting with three col¬ored women, fully five blocks awayfrom the scene of the demonstration,51st and Dearborn.2. The young ladies were arrest¬ed for no more nefarious a misde¬meanor than walking tow'ard a street¬car upon which to return home.3. I was treated to the coar.sestof language by the three membersof the Red Squad with whom I rode,and struck when I disdained to an-swer a vicious question couched invulgar vernacular.4. The young ladies were toldthat should they continue fraterniz¬ing with negroes they would bemothers to ‘nigger babies.’5. When I replied as to why Iwas there by saying I wanted towitne.ss the demonstration and seewhat it was like, I was subjected toa vigorous kick and the retort “thisis just a sample of what it’s like.”6. I was intimidated and threat¬ened with having my skull crackedin, any number of times.7. When I stated that I owed mysneaks to the fact that I had justfinished playing tennis, I was as¬sured by the captain that he shouldhate to see me unable to play tennis.8. I was told that when I return¬ed to Newark where I live, I shouldmake it a point not to come back tothe University of Chicago unless “Iwanted to ride back to Newark in abox.”9. I witnessed the cries of a Ne¬gro being brutally beaten.10. I was told I had no right tobe in a negro district.11. I was asked whether I wa.«a member of the National StudentLeague, the League against war andFascism, the League of Struggle forNegroes’ Rights, or whether I knewRobert Morss Lovett or Tom McKen¬na. I have no doubt that I owe mywhole skin to the fact that I an¬swered in the negative.Beyond the fact that there is def¬inite proof in support of the factthat the Red Squad has instituteda reign of terror against radicals tothe extent of crippling, maiming forlife, and even murder, above thegruesome details of the Negro whowas beaten for two continuous hours,the Jewish woman, mother of threechildren, who was crippled for lifewith an arch broken in three places,the Negress who sustained a headsplit into three parts, as cold-blood¬ed a murder as has ever been com¬mitted, what significance has this terror to the student body as awhole?Despite the academic cloisters intowhich the greater part of the stu¬dent body has withdrawn, despite thefact that-these gruesome tales seemimaginative and facetious to thosewho have not experienced them, thiscampaign of terror is vital and af¬fects every student. The right of thestudent to take issue with an oppress¬ed racial minority, the broader rightto act in pursuance of his convic¬tion and research, are rights whichno single student can afford to re¬linquish without the most doggedresistance.Bernard Brandschaft.The Daily Maroon write-up erredonly by omission, not commission.The Daily Maroon cannot vouch forthe truth of assertions contained inthis letter. But the writer’s accusa¬tions are highly probable, since hespeaks from direct experience.—ed.Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:“Plant Abolition of the R. O. T. C.”. . . Under such a heading “CosmosClub plans to prevent the Depart¬ment of Military Science and Tac¬tics from acquainting incoming fresh¬men with its facilities.”The individual who wrote this ar¬ticle obviously labored under a mis¬apprehension as to our attitude to¬wards the R. O. T. C. We think it’sjust perfectly swell in the breadthof mind, the wide understanding itcult'vates in its members, as exem-plitred in certain recent happen¬ings on this campus. We think theR. 0. T. C. gives freshmen the onlyreal opportunity they may get toacquire a really worthwhile art; theart of mass murder.But we don’t think that the R.0. T. C. advertises itself nearlyenuf. True, Major Vance sends in¬coming freshmen a little letter inwhich he paints in quite glowingpictures some of the charms of theR. O. T. C. But this leter containscertain statements which mighttend to alienate the shyer and lesshardy members of the freshmenclass.Somewhere or other it refers tothose who are invited to join asmembers of a “selected group.”Now I myself was terribly anxiousto learn to be a soldier but ILIVE in FRENCHRe8id«ntial Summer School(co-educ«tionall June 27—Aujoat 1. Only French spoken.Fee $160. Board and Tuition.Elementary, Intermediate. Ad¬vanced. Write for circular toSecretary, Residential FrenchSummer School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMONTREAL. CANADA thought somehow there must besome mistake—that they must havegot me mixed up with some realathletic boy. Of course later on welearned it wasn’t really a selectedgroup, for, as Lieutenant Galbraithtold me, “everybody that wasn’t analien or physically handicapped wasone of the ‘chosen few’ invited tojoin.” In other words membership isby invitation.And then the letter talks a greatdeal about the advantages of Hippol-ogy & Equitation and not to bescared of the big words. A friend ofours who took the course assures usthat a good many of the horses arepretty bad. We thought it would bebetter advertisement and appeal moreto the higher things in boys, thosestrains of noble idealism which makethem so willing to “fight for nationaloffense,” if the Major had comeright out and said, “Boys, we gottapretty lousy bunch of horses. Yousee the goveniment only spends $55,-000 a year on this unit and we can’tget you anything decent. But thatisn’t what matters; if you take thesecourses in the R. O. T. C., (whichare darn easy courses), you’ll learnwhat to think. We’ll teach you. You(Continued on page 4)tiScarcely more than a **£rame-work,”this aensatiooal new braaaiere coveraonly the lower part of the breasts, leav¬ing the upper part entirelr unconfinetl..Although tbere'a so little to “Half-Way,” It Bupporta perfectly, mouldingthe bust in well-uplifted, broad-bos¬omed lines; for daytime or evening.THE NEWEST“ONCE-OVER”la' made with anAdjustable Back!Tku ana-pite» fouHilation rf Let-Mor gitm iioriau* urwamJiAet andit tapptd tritk a loot hrattirrtdtalcan 6* adiuUtd to any depth ymtliko at the hack, hy hittion.aind-buttonMoU armpmnmt.For a comphm telaction of MaidsnForm brataiarea.sir<lleaaD(i“Ones-OTari,’* aend tur/rreboak.Iff: Drat. C. Maidan Fora Braa-aiaev Co., Inc., New York, N. Y,AT AU IfAOiNG STOnSUO V t ttT »tt■as avia, aiivtNONf CfNUINI WITHOUT THIS lABflTOMORROWA special Rotogravure Section containingnational collegiate news in pictures will be dis>tributed FREE with your copy of The Daily Ma¬roon tomorrow, Wednesday, May 16th.BUY YOUR COPY OF THE DAILY MAROON FROMNEW YORK jIM — ONLY 3c INCLUDING THESPECIAL ROTOGRAVURE SECTION.^)'DAILY MAROON SPORTSMaroons Lose Fourth ConferenceBaseball Game to Hoosiers, 3-2After momentarily resuming thelwwinning ways long enough to downthe Badgers Friday, the Maroonsdropped their fourth conferencepame to Indiana at Greenwood fieldyesterday, 3 to 2. Despite the factthat they finished on the wrong enoof the score, the Chicaeroans display¬ed an improved brand of baseball,neglecting to stage their customaryone-inning blowup.Indiana broke into the run col¬umn in the opening frame whenHimelstein doubled to left, took thirdon McLaughlin’s single to the samespot, and scored while Haarlow,Comerford, Offill, and Lewis weretrying to run down one of the baserunners.The Maroons regained this in theirlast half of the second, stole second,single to left and went all the wayto third when the left fielder let theball get past him. He counted onLewis’ drive to deep center.Get Only Three HitsEd Thompson walked to start thelast half of the second, stole second,and ran home when Offill dumped aTexas leaguer out of everybody’sreach in short right. In the fourthComerford singled with one downand got all the way to third, but thiswas the extent ol the Chicago offen HOLD BIG TEN TRACK,TENNIS, GOLF MEETSConference meets in tennis andtrack will be held this week-end,with the Big Ten golf meet sched¬uled for Kildeer country club nextMonday and Tuesday. The BigTen tennis meet will take placeon the varsity courts startingThursday and the conferencetrack and field championship willbe held at Dyche stadium Fridayand Saturday.Pick Golf Teamfor WildcatMeet Thursday.sive.Dick Roberts started for theIfoo.siers, hut retired after five inn¬ings. Whitey Wilshire then came inand blanked the Chicagoans for therest of the game, except for a harm¬less pass to Haarlow with two gonein the ninth. He struck out six con¬secutive batters in the seventh andeighth innings.The Hoosiers tied up the score inthe sixth, although the run was un¬earned. Dugan was safe at firstwhen Lewis fumbled his grounderand took second when Howorth beatout a bunt. The bases were fullwhen, after Cox flied to center, Ba¬ker singled. Huffman then singled,scoring Dugan, and Langford retiredin favor of Novak. Howorth waspicked off third and Wahl fanned toend the inning without further pro-jduction.The winning run scored in theeight on two singles, a balk, anda wild pitch. Summary:Indiana 100 001 010—3 10 1Chicago no 000 000—2 3 2Batteries: Roberts, Wilshire andMcl.aughlin; Langford, Novak andOffill.BEAT WISCONSIN. 13-10Chicago won its first home con¬ference game when it defeated Wis¬consin, 13 to 10, in a slugfest hereFriday. Dave Levin connected for ahomer and a double, besides drawinga walk in four times up. Ed Thomp¬son collected three singles, while BillHaarlow hammered out two. The Ma-roon.s blasted four Wisconsin hurl-ers for 11 hits, while three Chicagothrowers gave up 16 safeties. Summary:Wisconsin ..204 030 001—10 16 6Chicago 003 404 02x—13 11 8Batteries: Williams, Baer, VaicekTomek and Ross; Langford, LairdNovak and Offill.Cindermen DropListless MeettoNorthwestemMaroon trackmen made an evenpoorer showing than expected Sat¬urday when they lost to Northwest¬ern at Dyche stadium, 81 to 46.Chicago was able to win but fiveof the 14 events in an uninterestingmeet scheduled as a tuneup for theconference finals Friday and Satur¬day. Jay Berwanger and Ollie Dug-gins, Purple all-around star, shareahigh point honors when each scored13 points. Berwanger counting infive events and Duggins in three.Block Wins 100Displaying great weakness in thediscus, javelin, and quarter, the vis¬itors were shut out in these events.On the other hand, Chicago scored aslam in the 100 when Block, B'er-wanger, and Krause finished in thatorder. Though Berwanger slippednear the end of the race, only inchesseparated the first two runners. Ed Mauermann as usual cinchedthe number one spot on the golfteam with 233 for the 54 hole tour¬nament to decide the team whichwill face Northwestern Thursday andrepresent the University in the BigTen meet next week. Harry Bakerwith 259 earned the second position,while Ed Boehm ranked third with260. Burt Young was in fourth placewith 266. The rounds were playedFriday and Saturday, with the final18 being played yesterday.Except for the absence of BobHowe, who shot 270 to drop fromthird place to seventh on the .squad,the team will be the same as thatwhich beat Armour and was defeatedby Notre Dame and Purdue. EdBoehm, who beat out Howe, willprobably oppose the Purple fourthman, to allow young, a senior, tobattle in the third position.Other ScoresOf the other members of thesquad, Dick Henry was fifth with268 and Rufe Reed was sixth with269. Behind Howe’s 270, Tom Bar¬ton had 271 and Phil Werner had74.'Captain Ed Mauermann’s 233,consisting of a 79, 76, and 79, repre¬sents some good golf, consideringthat Ed was not closely pressed byany of his teammates for his spoton the team. Harry Baker, who be¬sides Mauermann, has been playingthe most consistent golf, shot an 81for his final round. Youne’s 81 wasthe only other score approximatingthe low eighties, with the majority ofthe scores totaling in the higheighties. THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, MAY 15. 1934NINE SQUADS MEETIN ANNUAL BIG TEN Page ThreeTENNIS TOURNAMENT League Champions Open TourneyToday for Playground Ball TitleRENAISSANCE SOCIETYTO ELECT OFFICERSThe annual election of officersand directors of the Renaissance So¬ciety will be held tomorrow at theannual meeting and dinner in theauditorium at International Houseat seven. Two one-act plays, writtenplayed, and produced by members ofthe Society will follow the meeting.“Just Another Woman,’’ written byMrs. Stuart Meech, will be playedby Mrs. Donald Slesinger, Miss Da-maras Ames, and Mr. Raskin Rob¬ert. Mr. Edward F. Rothschild, author of the second play, “KT X KF,’a sentimental satire will be one ofthe members of the cast. Nine Big Ten schools will sendsquads to compete in the annualConference tennis tourney whichwill be held on the varsity courtsThursday, Friday ,and Saturday. In¬diana is the only school which willnot be represented.Chicago, Minnesota, and North¬western are expected to be the chiefcontenders for the team title, whileplayers from those universities willprobably be the leaders in the singles iand doubles championship play.Captain Max Davidson of the Maroons and Earl Tetting, Wildcat cap¬tain, stand out as the favorites toannex the title in the singles division.In their only match this year Tet¬ting defeated Davidson in three sets,although the latter was badly offform. Because of this victory Tet¬ting will probably be seeded num¬ber one with Davidson in the acconaselected position.Other seeded positions will prob¬ably be allotted to Paul Scherer ofMinnesota, Trev Weiss, Chicagonumber two player, Roy Black, theBadger number one man and JoeChambers, the leading Buckeye net-man. Any of these four will provestiff opposition to Davidsnn and Tet¬ting. Lowery of Purdue, Fletcher ofIowa, Patterson of Chicago, and Mollof Illinois are also liable to turn inupsets. TODAY’S I-M GAMES4:00Chiselers vs. Ponies4:15Phi Psi vs. DekeCLASSIFIED ADSWill the person who exchangedwhite bunny coat by mistake at PsiU House Friday night, May 11 pleasecall Margaret Franch at Internation¬al House?WANTED—Sm. apt. near Univ. inexchange for 5 rm. summer cottage,water, lights, garage, Saugatuck,Mich. Reply to Box 0, Daily Ma¬roon.FOR SALE—Nash 1929 twin ig¬nition. 6 cylinder deluxe sedan.Forced sale. $200. Private owner.5739 Kimbark Ave.LOST—Wyvem club pin. Golddragon with diamond chip in eye.Lost Tues., M.ny 8. Call Dorchester7161. Play in the elimination tourna¬ment which will determine the Uni¬versity champions in playground ballstarts today. Competing in this tour¬ney will be the winners and runners-up in the six leagues in which playended last week.Except in two leagues the winnersand runners-up have been decided. Inboth cases the controversy will besettled in today’s contests. Phi Psiwill battle Deke for second place inthe Alpha league; and the Chiselerswill engage the Ponies for supremacyin the Sigma circuit. Phi Beta Deltaand Chicago Theological Seminaryare winner and runner-up respective¬ly, in these two leagues.Phi Gamma Delta was victor in theBeta league, with Alpha Delta Phiclose behind it, Psi Upsilon and PhiKappa Sigma ran one-two in theGamma league. In the Delta section,Phi Sigma Delta and Alpha SigmaPhi have not yet decided the orderof their standing, but both of themwill be in the elimination grames. TheRinkydinks lead the independent di¬vision with Burette and Balance a.strong second.HORSESHOESPreliminaries in the Intramuralhorseshoe tourney will start at 3:30today. Those interested in enteringthe games, which will be held todayand Thursday on the horseshoecourts, Ellis avenue between 56thand 57th streets, should report toJohn Flinn, manager.* THREE MAROONSTAKE PLACES INA. A. U. GYM MEETThree of Coach Dan Hoffer's gym¬nasts, who won the Conference title,took places in three events in theCentral A. A. U. championship gymmeet held Sunday afternoon in Lin-coln-Turner hall. The gymnasts, whowere not entered as team, took twofirsts and one second place in theindividual events.Charles Adams repeated his BigTen triumph when he won firstplace on the flying rings. Anotherfirst place was gained for the Ma¬roons by Pete Snyder who compet¬ed in his specialty event, the horse.Ed Nordhaus broke into the pointtotal for Chicago with a second placein tumbling.WINBETTER GRADESown aROYALPORTABLEIf you are at all seriousabout yourgame youshould investi¬gateGENUINEJOHNSON^STennis Stringsllgjip iPark QJpnnia (Eo.NINE-O-TWO EAST FIFTY-SIXTH ST.Hyde Park 6501 PAY AS YOU USE IT!Precisely the model youneed! Latest design., low¬est price! Complete! Easyto use..even ifyou’ve nevertyped before! Built fot a life¬time of writing conveni¬ence! A small initial pay¬ment, and it is yours! Paythe balance on easy terms.University ofChicago Bookstore5802 Ellis Ave.Royal Triiewritcr Company, Inc.2 Park ATcoue, New York City YOUNG, WITH 75,LEADS FIELD INI-M GOLF MEETIn the qualifying round of the I-Mgolf tournament being played on theeighteen hole Jackson Park course,Young of the Beta house has turnedin the best score to date, a 75. Wil¬liamson, Young’s partner, with a 77and Werner with a 78 are next in thelow stroke competition.The leading scores to dateare: Young and Williamson,Beta Theta Pi, 152; 'B'oehm andWerner, Phi Kappa Psi, 158;Goldberg and Wolf, Phi SigmaDelta, 161; Burgess and Eicher,Independent, 163.h my purseproud!Vm getting "■......LTOP liCLASSAtTOURf5rFARE^via Red Star 'to eThe whole ship is yours at low TouristQass fares when you sail on one ofthese four large, comfortable Red Starliners. You get the best staterooms, decksand public rooms, for Tourist Qass is topclass on the ship. 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Berwangerstumbled near the start of the lowsand so the duel between the Chicagostar and Ollie Duggins in that racefailed to materialize though Jay didbeat out his teammate iBart Smithfor third.AmTNtn MONTHS' COUISI■M tTMMWTa AN* OtAMtAf**ttetmtjbmkwrnmitiAkMAUlHVANFmoserIUSINB8S COLLBOINMK MOMI, AA,NkAMiRy aMMM Aay AmMS. '!• I ’! !, (f If you are one of the poor unfortunates who was unableto secure tickets for last week^s performances you stillhave the opportunity to see Blackfriar's 30th production“MERGER FOR MILLIONSTwo and one half hours of superb entertainment. Songs,dances, humor—PERFORMANCES:—♦Fri., May 18th and Sat., May 19 eveningsPrices:—$.50-$ 1.75.Matinee, Sat., May 19Prices:—$.25-$ 1.50.Blackfriar’s“Merger For Millions”TICKETS ON SALE IN MANDEL HALL BOX OFFICE 99Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 15, 1934MISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In Broadriew Hotelend1464 E. 67th St.SpecialSWEDISH BUFFETLUNCHEONAll roe «•*» — 50cSpccikl siftdwieh Luncheon — 86cDinner (0 end 75cSundky Dinner — 75 knd 90cPrivkte Dining Room for Luncheonor Dinner Pkrties.TRAINING,/ YOU CAN sell;Trkin for busineas loadcrkhip kt thU kchwlof kucceksful grkduktea. Businw Ad-miniktrktion, Executire SecretwiaL Steno-typy. Accounting, etc. Dky or Eve. claksek.Coeducktionkl. CkU, write or phone Ran.1675 for bulletin. jStrattonOEBiTant^Slcci^E18 SOUTH MICHIGAN AVB.. CHICAGO Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Charles Hoerr.ReligionDean Emeritus Shailer Mathews.Joseph Bond chapel at 12.Lectures“Rise of Sociology.” Associateprofessor Louis Wirth. Harper Milat 4:45.“Canal Zone Business Undertak¬ings.” Associate professor MarshallDimock. Social Science 122 at 3:30.“Mid-Western Poets.” Associateprofes.sor Walter Blair. Fullertonhall. The Art Institute at 6:45.“Adapting Recreation to the in¬dividual.” Miss Clotia Wanamaker,Institution of Juvenile Research. Cor¬rective Gym, Ida Noyes at 3:30.Misceila^ous“Der Hauptmann von Koepenick.”Motion Picture. International Housetheater at 4:30 and 8:30. PRESENT TAMING OFSHREW’’ SATURDAYMATINEE, EVENINGShakespeare’s “Taming of theShrew” will be presented by Shen-stone Donnelley at the Chicago Wom¬an’s club theater on Saturday. Therewill be a special matinee in the af¬ternoon and an evening performanceat 8:80.Donnelley atso p'ays the leadingrole of Petruchio. As a producer heis interested in bringing Shakespeareback to the American stage. “TheTaming of the Shrew” is the first ofa series of revivals he plans to pro¬duce.The play is directed by LuellaCanterbury, formerly head of thedramatic department of the Sher¬wood School. She also plays the rolrof Katherine. She has played in“The Taming of the Shrew” withSouthern and Marlowe.Tickets for the evening perform¬ance of “The Taming of the Shrew”are on sale at the Bookstore, Inter¬national House, and Lyon andHealy’s. They are priced at fiftycents and one dollar. (Continued from page 2)just believe what we tell you, andyou won’t have to think for your¬selves, the way some guys named Ad¬ler and Gideonse in Philosophy andSocial Science maybe would wantyou to.”Or the Major might have quote astatement of his subordinate. Lieu¬tenant Galbraith, “We people in thewar depatment believe that war isinevitable and this is a common sensevewpoint. When freshmen join the R.O. T. C., they also believe this. Be¬lieving this, they join so they’ll beon top when the war comes.” TheMajor might have gone on and com¬mented on the true self-interest, thehigh nobility of that statement.Now, Mr. Editor, I am sure that Ican speak for the Cosmos Club whenI say that it enthusiastically believesthat the R. O. T. C. is the best of allpossible units in the best of all pos¬sible universities in the best of allpossible worlds. In fact, in light ofthe “inevitability” of war as Lieu¬ tenant Galbraith so persuasively putsit, the Cosmos Club has some realisticmembers who want it to embark upona campaign for abolishing all theother courses in the university (ex¬cept dhese in Military Science), be¬cause when you’re somewhere onsome battlefront half a world away,what good will it have done you tostudy anything like poetry qr social“science?”Yours faithfully, for Bigger andBetter Student Warriors.Lewis A. Dexter,Preaident (pro tem), the Cosmos ClubMr. Dexter had better take someadequate precautions. He is rapidlybecoming notorious as a peace agi¬tator who seem at times to sufferphysical violence. Soon he will needa body guard of pacifists who areparadoxical members of the R. 0.T. C.—ed.BLOOD DONATIONFrederic Woodward, vice-presi¬dent of the University, was summon¬ed from his home Saturday night tothe Lying-in hospital, where he gavea pint of his blood to save the lifeof a charity patient. Tennis Players!RYBICK’S TENNISSHOPNow located at1544 E. 64th St.Elxpert Racket RestringingBy Machine $2.00 - $7.00WE CALL AND DELIVERTRY THEUnhrenity Pharmacy1321 E. 57lh St.bstwsstt Kimbsrfc and KsnwskdFOR DRUGSFOR COSMETICSFOR LUNCHEONS (23c)Prompt Dslhrsry Popular PricesFor Fraa DalNary Sarvic# UntM 72 P. mCaN M. P. 0131^-Luckies are All-Wkind to your throatdl^crence between cigarettes isthe between what goes intothem md th^>^re put together.Luck}^ use only the eJ<an, centerleaves, for th^eTre li^aves—they taste better, That^s why iatm^are paid higher prices for them. 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