^ Batlp inaroottVol. 34. No. 106. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. MAY 9, 1934 Price Three Centssweetnessand light*»7charles tyroler and harry kalrenfaint echoes fromdruce lakeIn our lyrical report of the DruceLake conference we neglected to re¬port one of the more unusual aspectsof the session. After these in attend¬ance had been divided into twocamps, someone with the right ideaas to how intellectual disputes shouldl)t‘ settled, sugge.sted that a balltrame be played. Sides were chosenand the .Aristotelians took the fielda^'uinst the Social Seienti.sts. .After~ome seven hectic innings, the Aris¬totelians claimed a 5 to 4 triumph.But there were several Scientists tobe found who thought that the Aris¬totelians had forsaken their immu¬tability of ideas and for once madetwo and two equal five.SWAN SONGWith the strict impartiality whichhas so signally characterized ourtreatment of this whole business, weproceed to print just one more of theDruce Lake lyrics. This one is tothe tune of "Onward Christian Sol¬diers." Oh, yes, incidentally it waswritten by the Aristotelians.Backward social scientists.Scorning classic loreWith the cross of DeweyLimping as before.They are not unitedArmed with empty factaSpuming contemplation(Tiaos cramps their acts.EG AIM WHAT A LYRIC GIFT!Although we really promised thatthat would be the last of the lyricswe can’t help printing one whichwe wrote all by ourselves. W’e offeris as k not fiaaLF^verybody knows that Aristotle isreadEverybody knows but WirthFlverybody knows that Aristotle isredF>erybody knows but Wirt.WE BET YOU TELL THATTO ALL THE COLUMNISTSWe have been pretty well awareof the fact that the column has beenlittle short of .sensational on campus,hut we had no idea of our nationalreputation until V. P. Quin showedus a copy of the Harvard Advocatefor April. .And there in black andwhite in an article entitled “NoelCoward Pseudo-Modern” by one W.A. S. Doliard whom neither of usknows appeared the following line.'*:“Be flippant. Laugh at everything,all their sacred shibboleth.s. Flip¬pancy brings out the acid in theirdamne<] tweetnos and light*."SEE YOUR METAPHYSICIANTWICE A YEAR•And now for our more seriousreaders we have a very serious rid¬dle. Even those of our readers whoare not so serious but have insom¬nia will find that sleep comes easilyafter a little reflection on this prob-?l;m. 'Each individual is uttlrrlyunique from anything that ever ha.sbeen or ever will be by virtue of hishaving unique attributes such as theparticular color of hair, skin etc.,the particular size, weight, volumeetc. But the most unique character-istic.« of any individual are his posi¬tion in time and space, a po.sitionwhich he alone can enjoy at any giv¬en moment. But obviously these dis¬tinguishing special and temporal at¬tributes are constantly changing.Hence since your personality is theresult of the possession of these char-acteri.stics and the.se characteristicsare constantly changing, you caiinever be the same person for evenM) short a period as two subsequentseconds. And so, dear reader, whoin-hell are you?IT WAS A POSTOFFICEHORSEWhen we visited the Seven Artsflub some weeks ago, we met an in¬dividual named Dave Tullman whoappeared to know a certain facultymember at our university. Mr. Tull¬man was a perfect soap box oratorwith an amazing amount of eru¬dition. When we asked this certainfaculty member about Mr. Tullmanhe told us the following story. Itseems that the erudite orator hadgotten his education while readingin his leisure time at Leavenworth.Despite his apparent lack of person¬al integrity, Mr. Tullman is likeablebecause of his fierce hatred for thatbreed of sociologists that studiesprisoners. One day Mr. Tullman hada sweet young sociologist busily writ¬ing his autobiography. “And how did(Continued on page 3) ILLINOIS DEFEATSMAROONS, 7-4, INFIRST GAME[Levin and Off ill Leadat Bat; Al MasekFans 1 1 Name Patrons,Patronesses forBlackfriar ShowTwo bad innings, one featured byinfield bobbles and the other by baseson balls, w’ere all that wa.s necessaryto spell defeat for the Maroons intheir first home conference baseballgame yesterday. The league-leadingmini capitalized on these breaks witha couple of timely hits to pound outa 7 to 4 decision over the locals.Dave Levin. Ralph Wehling, andCaptain Ash Offill handled the Chi-cas'o hitting, the former rapping outa home run to win a $5 meal ticketfrom the Palm Grove inn. Levin alsohit a double, batted in two runs, andstole home in the second. Wehlingcollected two doubles and was alsogiven a pass when the catcher inter¬fered with his swing in the first. Of¬fill drove out three singles.Three Unearned RunsIt wasn’t exactly Ed Novak’s faultthat the Illini grabbed a three runadvantage in the initial frame. iBenLewis grounded to short to startthings, but was safe at first whenCochran’s throw pulled Haarlow offthe bag. Schu.stek sacrificed, afterwhich Lewis took third on a wildpitch. Frink singled Lewis across forthe first run, but Novak’s snap throwpicked him off first base. Frink im¬mediately ran for second and whenCochran neglected to cover, receivedcredit for a stolen base.Duffner picked this opportunity tolift a fly over the left-field fencefor a grounds-rule double, and afterToncoff succumbed on strikes, Moy¬er lifted a double to the same spot.Weber then fanned.Lavin Staal* HomeThe Maroons went hitless in thefirst two frames, but got back two ofthe runs in the third. Wehling doubl¬ed and walked home on Levin’s twobagger. Dave took third on an infieldout and stole home.Levin then tied the score in thefifth by clubbing a homer to breakthe monotony of four succe.ssivestrikeouts by Al Masek.Novak had nobody but himself toblame for the three run uprising inthe sixth, however. He walked thefirst two men to face him afterwhich Al Masek lined a single to cen¬ter. Levin’s great throw kept anyonefrom scoring, but not for long.Ben Lewis walked, forcing in arun. Schustek then hoisted to Wehl¬ing and a second run scored after the(Continued on page 3) Announcement of the patrons andpatronesses for “Merger for Mil¬lions” was made yesterday by theBoard of Superiors of Blackfriars.Included on the list were Presi¬dent and Mrs. Robert MaynardHutchins, Mr. and Mrs. Eugene M.j Stevens, Mr, and Mrs. Wayne Chat-’ field-Taylor, Mr. and Mrs. George T.Buckingham, Mrs. Phelps B, Hoyt,Mr. and Mrs. Forrest A. Kingsbury,Mr. and Mrs. John A. Chapman, Mr.and Mrs. Charles F. Axelson, Mr. andMrs. Edward L. Ryerson, Jr., Mr.and Mrs. Beardsley Ruml, Mr. andMrs. Albert W. Sherer, Mr. OwenB. Holleway, Mr. and Mrs, JamesM. Stifler, and Mr. and Mrs, HaydenB. Harris.Others are Mr. and Mrs. Harry B.Grear, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur B. Hall,Mr. and Mrs. Frederic Woodward,Mi.ss Edith Abbott, Mr. and Mrs.George A. Works Mr. and Mrs. Wil¬liam A. Kaufman, Mr. and Mrs,Joseph O. W’atkins, Mr. and Mrs. Wil¬liam Scott Bond, Mr. and Mrs. CarlD. Greenleaf, Mr. and Mrs. HaroldH. Swift, Mr. and Mrs. John A. Car¬penter, Mrs. Jacob Baur, Mr. andMrs. Charles H. Swift, Mr. and Mrs.Aaron J. Brumbaugh, Mr. and Mrs.Cecil Barns, Mr. Max Epstein, Mi.and Mrs. John F. Moulds, Mr. andMrs. L. R. Steere, Mr, and Mrs. Per¬cy H. Boynton and Mr. and Mrs.P. S. Russeli.INCREASE PRICE OFCAPAND.GCWNFORSURSCRIBERSMAY15Activities Group atMichigan Tops PhiBetes, Study ShowsAccording to a survey of alumnirecently conducted by the MichiganDaily a member of the senior honor¬ary society, Michigamua, has a bet¬ter chance of being successful in hischosen work after graduation thanhas a member of Phi Beta Kappa-honorary scholastic society.On the basis of the past perform¬ance of the members of these twogroups, it was found that a follow¬er of extra-curricular activities thatreached Michigamua would achievedistinction in his field within 20 yearsafter graduation—at least 85 out ofevery 100 would. On the otherhand, the students who attain thehonor of Phi Beta Kappa havechances of 80 to 100 to reach theirgoals.These conclusions were reachedby means of a survey of the pres¬ent occupations of all members ofboth groups who graduated from theUniversity between 1903, the yearthe honorary activities organizationwas founded and the first class wastaken into Phi Beta Kappa, and1913.COLLEGE NIGHTUniversity students packed theBlackhawk Friday evening for Col¬lege night. Seymour Simons and hisorchestra provided the dance music,and he was assisted by Earl Rickard,master of ceremonies, Dorothy Page,singer, and the dance team of Mar¬jorie Enters and Phillipe Borgia. Cap and Gown subscription priceswill be raised to $2.75 on May 15according to a statement yesterdayby Everett Parker, editor of the year¬book. The present price is $2.25.The increase in price is to bemade in order to encourage the pur¬chase of all books before May 15.There will be a very limited num¬ber of books over the recorded num¬ber of subscriptions that will be avail¬able for sale according to the an¬nouncement of the Cap and Gownstaff. The subscriptions are still pur¬chasable in the Cap and Gown of¬fice in Lexington hall.The 1934 edition of the yearbooki.s larger than its predecessors andshows a change of emphasis. Thebook has been ’ enlarged, with thepage size increased from 7 by 10inches to 8^4 'by 11 inches. 'Therewill be 340 pages of pictures andwrite-ups, with a minimum ofstraight lists of names.The book, now in the process ofbeing printed, boasts large and col¬orful athletic sections with numerousaction and individual pictures. Theseasons of 1932^33 are covered sum¬marily, in view of the fact that noCap and Gown was published forthat period.One of the features of the bookis the section dealing with Amos.Alonzo Stagg, for 41 years the sportsdirector of the University. The viewsof campus., buildings, are excellent.All of them are new and includean unusual shot of the Chapel whichwill be used as the frontespiece ofthe book.DAILY MAROONINVITES 400 TONEWS BANQUETThe date of the banquet sponsor¬ed by The Daily Maroon, at whichPresident Robert M. Hutchins willaddress students concerning the prog¬ress of the University administration,has been moved up one day fromThursday, May 24, to Wednesday,May 23.Invitations are being mailed thlbweek-end to 400 students, who mustmake reservations at the Maroon of¬fice in Lexington hall in order to se¬cure their tickets. Price of the din¬ner will be $1. The banquet will beheld at Hutchinson Commons, start¬ing at 6:30.President Hutchins is at presenton a tour of the South and Westwith the Commission of Inquiry onNational Policy in International Eco¬nomic Relations. He will return tothe University this week. UNIVERSITY MUSICGROUPS PRESENT‘DIDO ANHENEAS'Chorus, Orchesis PlanChicago Premiereof Opera •For the spring music festival, theUniversity Chorus and Orchesis, Uni¬versity dance group directed byMarian Van Tuyl, will present thefirst Chicago performance of HenryPurcell’s opera, “Dido and Aeneas,"The performance W’ill be given inLeon Mandel assembly hall at 8:30,Monday, May 28. Cecil MichenerSmith will direct the performance.The cast of characters consists ofDido, sung by Maurine Parzybok; Be¬linda, Janet Fairbank; a sorceress,Alice Mary Baenziger; first and sec¬ond witches, Ruth Emery Riddle andMaurine Barrett; Aeneas, KennethJohnson; and Mercury, LawerenceGoodnow. The chorus will consist of50 voices which are drawn from thecombined talent of the UniversityChorus, the University MadrigalSingers, the University Choir, andthe North Side Chorus.Orche*tra Will PlayA string orchestra composed ofpicked memibers of the UniversitySymphony Orchestra will play thescore. Robert Wallenborn will ren¬der the harpsichord parts on thepiano.The action and staging strives toexpress through a distinctly contem¬porary technique the spirit and moodof score and plot. Modernized set¬tings and creative lighting effectsby William Sterling Dickinson andJohn Pratt will set off stylized cos¬tumes after the seventeenth centurymanner. The costumes of the prin¬cipals are being designed by Mrs.Shreve Badger. Chorus costumes willbe^he work of William Sterling Dick¬inson and John Pratt. Members ofOrchesis will execute the danceswhich will be planned and directedby Marian Van Tuyl, who will alsode.sign the garments of the dancers.Stress Modern EffectsThe cast hopes through the man¬ner of staging and style of action tomake a contribution to thoroughmodernity in the presentation ofopera. The whole attempt of theperformance will be to secure a hap¬py unison of music, the dance, stag¬ing, lighting, action, and pictorialeffects.First performed in England in1689, “Dido and Aeneas” was vir¬tually forgotten for more than 200years until recent revivals in Eng¬land, New York, Poughkeepsie, and(Continued on page 3) Humanitarian Speojkson Labor StrikesRomer Finds Tracesof Primitive Reptilesin Pre-Permian EraTraces of reptiles which existedin Paleozoic times have been discov¬ered in the Red Bed region of north¬ern Texas by Alfred S. Romer, pro¬fessor of Vertebrate Paleontology,and his assistant, L, I. Price. Work¬ing in red deposits near the RedRiver in the neighborhood of Wich¬ita Falls, Texas, Romer and Pricehave found evidence of reptilianforms in Carboniferous strata.Up to this time, the earliest Pale¬ozoic reptiles have been found in de¬posits of the Permian period. Dr.Romer has long held the belief thatsuch creatures must have existed inearlier times than Permian, and thesediscoveries have helped to corro'bor-ate this hypothesis. The fossils dis¬covered by Romer and his assistant,while merely traces, shows high spe¬cialization and are similar to thoseof Permian primitive stem reptilesand mammal-like reptiles. The reddeposits in whch these fossls werefound ai’e part of an ancient riverdelta.Professor Romer, who has mademany significant discoveries in re¬cent years, is a regular lecturer inthe Biological Sciences course.SOCIAUST CLUBA study on the attitudes of differ¬ent nations toward Socialism waspresented yesterday by J. H. Kirkat a meeting of the Socialist club inRosenwald 27. The speaker also dis¬cussed the economic efficiency ofSocialism versus Capitalism. MRS. PINCHOT TOSPEAK IN SIXTHSTUDENT LECTUREMrs. Gifford PinchotANNOUNCE SELECTIONOF IDEAL WOMAN INMAY PHOENIX ISSUEFeaturing the announcement ofthe ideal woman selected by 17 cam¬pus men, the May issue of Phoenixwill be sold on campus tomorrow.The selection of the ideal woman wassponsored by tBlackfriars and Phoe¬nix.The magazine also includes theusual array of stories, features, andcolumns. A complete novelette en¬titled “The Woman Who Got Left”is an interesting bit of fiction. Theauthor of the story, Ezzer K. Jensen,is one of the two writers for theissue that sets a precedent of usingpseudonyms.“Block Runs the U,” written by(Continued on page 3)HUTCHINS HONORSTRUSTEES WITHSPRING BANQUETPresident and Mrs. Robert May¬nard Hutchins will be host at a din¬ner, which will be held at 6:30 to¬morrow evening at the President’shouse for the members of the Boardof Trustees of the University. Thespi-ing banquet will follow the semi¬annual meeting at which the trus¬tees visit the University to inspectthe campus.University officials who will at¬tend include John F. Moulds, secre¬tary of the Board of Trustees; Fred¬eric Woodw’ard, vice-president of theUniversity; Emery T. Filbey, dean ofFaculties; Nathan C. Plimpton, comp¬troller; Lloyd R. Steere, treasurerand business manager, and HaroldH. Swift, chairman of the Board ofTrustees.The members of the board who willbe present are Charles F. Axelson,William Scott 'Bond, Thomas E. Don¬nelly, James H. Douglas Jr., Max Ep¬stein, Harry B. Grear, Charles B'.Goodspeed, Frank H. Lindsay, FrankMcNair, Dr. Wilber Post, Ernest E.Quantrell, Paul S. Russell, Robert L.Scott, Albert W. Sherer, Eugene M.Stevens, James M. Stifler, and JohnStuart.Cosmos Club LendsBooks to LibraryA set of 32 books dealing with in¬ternational problems has been loan¬ed to the College library by the Cos¬mos club for use primarily by stu¬dents in the Social Science I and IIcourses. These books have been giv¬en to the Cosmos club by the Car¬negie Foundation, under whose aus¬pices many international relationsclubs have been organized to aid infurthering the cause oi peace.The books include “China in Rev¬olution” by Harley F. MacNair, pro¬fessor of History and “Making Bol¬sheviks” by Samuel N. Harper, pro¬fessor of Russian Language and In-.’^itutions. Governor’s Wife ViewsCurrent Problems ofLabor, CapitalMrs. Gifford Pinchot, wife of thegovernor of Pennsylvania, will speakin Mandel hall, the third week inMay, in the sixth and final lectureof the Student Lecture Series. Thegeneral subject of her talk will becertain current pro<blems of labor andcapital. The definite title and theexact date will be announced later.Mrs. Pinchot has been very activein humanitarian work, and especial¬ly in the fields of child labor, sweatshops, and in the unionizing of work¬ers in the coal mines and steel millsof her state.Active Social WorkerHer talk will be supplemented withfirst-hand experiences and by factsthat she has gathered in the crusadesthat she has been carrying on in so¬cial welfare work. She has taken ac¬tive participation in strikes in thecoal mines and has paraded in walk¬outs of laborers in Pennsylvania.Besides her independent work inbehalf of the laboring class, Mrs.Pinchot has done some electioneer¬ing for her husband, and has alsoparticipated in politics.Closes SeriesThis lecture ends the current seriesduring the year under the auspicesof the Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement. Other prominentspeakers have been: Miss FrancesPerkins, Secretary of Labor in Roose¬velt’s cabinet; Edgar Ansel Mowrer,foreign correspondent of the DailyNews, who was expelled from Ger¬many for writing a book exposingNazi practices, and who is now acorrespondent in the Orient.Rockwell Kent, famous illustratorand author; Commander P. F. M.Fellowes, British scientist and avia¬tor who headed the flight over Mt.Everest; and Raymond Moley, form¬er assistant secretary of State andthe man who has been called theintellectual chief of the NewDeal, were the other speakers in thelecture series.All Seats ReservedTickets will go on sale Friday atthe box office in Mandel hall, andat the University Bookstore, andWoodworth’s Bookstore. Main floorseats are priced at 85 cents and bal¬cony seats at 55 cents. All seats arereserved. Individual announcementswill be sent to all holders of seasontickets. ' ■ i'i •Settlement LeagueCelebrates FortiethAnniversary at DinnerMembers of the University Settle¬ment League will celebrate the for¬tieth anniversary of the organizationof the Settlement at a dinner May18 at the Settlement house, 4630Gross avenue. The dinner is spon¬sored by the Settlement Board, whichwas organized when Miss Mary Mc¬Dowell began the “Back of theYards” Settlement.Professor Arthur H. Compton ischairman of the Settlement Board;Professor Edwin Aubrey is vice-chair¬man; Assistant professor Marshall M.Knappen is secretary, and Albert F.Cotton is treasurer.The Settlement has been particu¬larly successful in providing activ¬ities for the many unemployed in theStock Yards district in which it islocated, and this program of Associ¬ate professor Mollie R. Carroll, ex¬ecutive head, has attracted wide at¬tention. The educational and recre¬ational program which Miss Carrollinstituted led in large measure toher selection by the American Fed¬eration of Labor to devise a plan forworkers’ education, a project onwhich she is now spending much timein Washington.JUDSON DANCETickets for the annual spring danceto be held in Judson court Satur¬day night have been placed on saleat the University '^okstore, theBlackfriars’ office, and the Burtoncourt office. The tickets are pricedat 70 cents a couple and the wholecampus has been invited to attend.li A.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1934iatlg iMarnntiFOUNDED IN 1901The Dmily Maroon it the official atudent newspaper of theUniversity of Chicasro, publiiiied mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the i>ost-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly r«erves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed'torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNeel B. Gerson David H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Kohert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Donald MorrisRuth Greenebaum Janet Lewy Ralph NicholsonCharles Hoerr Curtis Melnick Jeanne StolteHenry Kelley WiUiam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQailkinFrank Davis Thomas Karats Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editor: Ralph NicholsonAssistants: Kiser and SternWednesday, May 9, 1934GUESTEDITORIAL?Before The Daily Maroon began publishing thisyear, it sent a letter to all members of the facultywhich contained an invitation that is appropriateat this point in the career of The Daily Maroon.We quote from the letter: “We extend to youthe privilege of “Guest Editorial”, which maydeal with any subject and may run on a day’snotice in the editorial columns of The Daily Ma¬roon.’’Since that letter was distributed, the invitationhas stood waiting, unnoticed. Resolutions maybe passed against The Daily Maroon behindclosed doors, but one must never come out in theopen. That would entail a loss of dignity. Reso¬lutions. of course, do not represent a loss ofdignity.The Daily Maroon, on the other hand, hadnothing to lose but its chains of inhibition at thebeginning of the year. It has pursued and cli¬maxed an editorial campaign which caused a waveof heated, yet enlightened intellectual discussionto sweep the campus.It was inevitable that students should go tomembers of the faculty for advice about the valid¬ity of the views of Tlie Daily Maroon. That in¬evitability forced the faculty to read and agreeor disagree.Therefore, we feel that it is only fair to renewour standing offer of “Guest Editorial” for mem¬bers of the faculty, particularly of the Collegefaculty.Guest Editorials need not agree with the poli¬cies of The Daily Maroon. They will be wel¬comed with the greatest alacrity if they are aboutor against the Maroon or its editor. Mr. JamesWeber Linn, for example, submitted some excel¬lent theories about its editor.Surely the anti-intellectual (not a term of de¬rision) group has not yet been adequately de¬fended. We feel that the views of that badlyrepresented group should be fairly presented inThe Daily Maroon before the close of the quar¬ter, if The Daily Maroon’s earned reputation forimpartiality is to be sustained.—J. P. B.COMPLAINTEXPLAINEDFederal Commissioner George Zook said re¬cently: “My complaint about college students isthat they are too darned docile.”Docility is a virtue that trained, domesticatedanimals practice when they have been well-trained and well domesticated. Though thereexist at the University some courses that you can’tpass if you don’t agree with the instructor, theyare not in majority. If Mr. Zook meant that kindof docility, we probably should be insulted.If by “docility’’ Mr. Zook meant a kind ofparalysis, we agree heartily and join him in righte-' ous indignation. We shall even attempt an ana¬lysis of paralytic docility.To examine the beginnings of collegiate par¬alysis, we must get back to the family of the col¬lege student.Unfortunately, most students who get as far ascollege come from conservative, well-to-do fam¬ilies.Some of them never recover. Witness LetterNo. 1 to the Editor today.Some lead a kind of double life between lib¬eralism of campus and conservatism of home.These people like to talk Norman Thomas andvote Herbert Hoover, as a Daily Maroon pollshowed last year.Some succeed in educating their parents. Theyare fortunate.^But all suffer a tremendous readjustment whenthey reach the University. Through four years ofeducation they muddle, battered with startlingideas and crammed with alarming facts. They aretold to keep their feet on the ground, but, look¬ing down, they find precious little ground. Still,stimuli continue to make them jump in every di¬rection.Now it is well-known, biological scientists tellus, that when an organism is over stimulated itfails to respond to further stimuli.Paralysis resulting from over stimulation is per¬haps the state to which Mr. Zook refers. Stu¬dents are docile, i. e. they do not respond tostimuli, intellectual, educational, or social.But students who arrive at such a sad state ofdocile paralysis have another alternative. Theycan go out and find some intellectual anchors, ifordinary courses do not supply them. Then theycan fight for those anchors tooth and nail, regard¬less of their well-meaning former teachers.Perhaps the principles for which The Daily Ma¬roon has been fighting represent a repudiation ,ofall bewilderment and chaos, dictated by a doc¬trine of extreme relativity, now promulgated bythe College at the University of Chicago.—J. P. B. Lettersto theEditorThe Travelling Bazaar IBy MILT OLIN IDON’T BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAYYou can say it was a howl. Natalie Pannes andJoan Walter marched all day in the Communistparade downtown, and then they took a taxi allthe way home because they were so bushed. Itdeveloped that the taxi driver was a Communist,too. And so they tried to get him to cut therate for the ride home, maybe, because of com¬mon beliefs. And we don’t think, maybe, thathe did it. Oh, this workaday world, this vale oftroubles. .. .Young Spearing/ has taken a terrificbeating from friends and members of the athleticdepartment because of the little crack BarneyKleinschmidt had in that interview preceding theMilitary Ball. Young Spearing was in no wayinvolved in the incident at last year’s ball, butthe interview didn’t indicate that it was the elderSpearing who escaped, and this is to vindicatethe unjustly persecuted brother. Furthermore,let it be said, Barney’s cracks were more or lessgeneral and all in fun, so forget it, friends andathletic department.. .S^crwin Glazer pulled theold gag about wanting to help the girl friendstudy comparative anatomy, but she was one up,because, the g. f. mentioned, the only thingshe needed help in was the currency problem.m * *BLAH BLAH BLAHDick Buell, of last year’s freshman class,dropped in on us Monday. He’s been travelingaround Omaha selling the products of a wellknown oil refining company. It is his plan tobe stationed in the Chicago territory now. Mr.Buell commented upon the apparent lethargyamong the campus figgers, but after a few dayslike Saturday and Sunday of last week, he'dshow a similar reaction. Oh, well, we’ll brace upwhen we git used to it....It is said that BartPeterson took along a brief-case to Friday’sEsoteric party so that he could bring back whathe could bring back... .Novel place to have aparty, the Petit Gourmet... .Harriette Guttmantells us that Evvie Parker has the newest racketyet, which is teaching kindergarten kids to sing,“Good morning, dear teacher.” He takes the lit¬tle brats—nineteen of them—to and from school,she says, in his five-passenger Plymouth, which,you may remember, was a twenty-words-no-more-no-less gift from Cremo, and she’s not kid¬ding about the singing: when he brings them inthe morning he strikes up the band of tots insong and keeps them howling until the teachershows up....Bob Lee got five bucks from homefor the senior class gift and then welshed on itin favor of more interesting things, the sunuv-agun... .Wayne Rapp will kill him when hereads this.... Most people in Thornton Wilder’scomposition course feel like terrific parasites, hegives them so much for their money and theygive back such a comparative little Golly,Blackfriars are going to give a charity show onthe middle Wednesday. That’s just like down¬town, ain’t Slewfeet? EcKtor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:The Monday morning lecture inSocial Science I was introduced bya very pretty little propaganda talkfor the “New Deal,” by Mr. Kerwin.Now I have a great deal of respectfor Mr. Kerwin, but I believe hisobvious defence to the attempt tocontrol all telephone and telegraphcommunications by the politicians,was unwarranted.May this letter be a warning to allloyal Americans of the trend of thepresent administration in Washing¬ton. May it rouse them from thisapathetic attitude they now display.Woe be to the brain trust whenthey do become aroused! .An Ameri¬can will take a lot of kicking, butonce his ire is aroused, may thosewho have offended him, beware.The control by the politicians ofall telephone and telegraph commun¬ications, means that all the new’Swould emanate from one source. Asa result, all w’e would receive wouldbe new’s favorable to the presentradicals in Washington. It would bebut one more step towards a SovietAmerica.A small group of Socialists andradicals are attempting a bloodlessrevolution, but it is only a matter oftime ’till a leader shall rise amongus, to lead us back to a governmentwhich shall once more he in accordwith the Constitution and our Declar¬ation of Independence.Let the radicals talk and laugh itoff all they please. Nevertheless,“truth crushed to earth shall risvagain.” We must remember thewords of Lincoln, when he said: “Intime of emergency, conservatismis better than radicalism.”H. A. Vernon.If persons in an institution ofhigher learning can really feel theway Mr. Vernon does, we recommendthat they be sent to another kind ofinstitution. People who read. theDeclaration of Independence, theConstitution, and the; Federalist Pa¬pers will find much support for theNew Deal and strong central government.—ed. attention to a conference to be call¬ed in the near future to launch aUNITED PEOPLE’S PARTY. Per¬haps you are aware that a confer¬ence was held on this campus earlylast fall called by the League ForIndependent Political Action with theresult that they formed the FarmerLabor Political Federation for thepurpose of organizing the desiredthird party. If those who are tryingto start the third party want to dosomething about it they migh inves¬tigate this organization.There are, besides that, of course,the Communist and Socialist Par¬ty that are third parties whose rea¬son for existence is that they, longago realized that “there is no hopein either (the so-called) “Republi¬can” and “Democratic” parties asnow constituted. Many years agoLincoln StefFans wrote The Shameof the Cities in which he demonstrat¬ed that the chief source of corrup¬tion is from the self-righteous fraud,the “big business man.” Steffans said,“The commercial spirit is the spiritof profit, not patriotism; of credit,not honor; of individual gain, notnational prosperity; of trade and'' (Continued on page 3) DREXEL theatre858 B. $SrdThurs. fir Fri.Greta Garbo in‘QUEEN CHRISTINA”Mats. 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BOOKSTORE5802 ELUS AVENUEYou Know ....that year after year you can depend upon Black¬friars to present the season’s finest entertain¬ment on the campus—We Know ....that you wouldn t miss this year s performancefor all the money in the world—But Have You Forgotten ....that Blackfriars Houses are invariably sold outfar in advance and that if you expect any selec¬tion in your tickets you’ll have to hustle over tothe Box Office and make your reservations now—‘‘Merger For Millions”TICKETS$1.75 — $.50 for evenings$1.50 — $.25 for matineesMANDEL HALL — MAY 11, 12, 18, 19THE DAILY MARCXJN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 9, 1934 Page ThrMChicago Netmen Trim Wildcatsfor Sixth Win of Season, 4-2 ILLINOIS DEFEATS iMAROON IN FIRST 'HOME GAME, 7-4Davidson Loses First BigTen Dual Matcli inThree YearsAlthough Captain Max Davidsonlost his first Big Ten dual match inthree seasons of competition, the Ma¬roon netmen defeated Northwesternyesterday at Evanston, 4-2. The vic¬tory ran the Chicago string up to sixwins including two Conference tri¬umphs this season.Since the Wildcats were regardedas the most dangerous Big Ten foeto date, the victory is ample evidenceof the Maroon power. The Confer-»>nce meet next week-end should findthe boys up to the peaks of theirgames and the favorites to cop thetitle.Tetting in FormDavidson opened his match withEarl Tetting, the Northwestern cap¬tain and number one man who hasbeen playing some of the best tennisof his career in recent meets, by tak¬ing the first set 7-5. However, he sud¬denly lost his form and was upset inthe next'two sets, 6-4, 6-2.Don Sink, playing at No. 2 for theWildcats, was easy for Trev Wei.ss,«")-2. 6-3. Weiss now remains the onlylocal man who is undefeated in West-«rn Conference dual meet play. EllPatterson likewise encountered notrouble in trimming Fiske, 6-2, 6-4.Third Single VictoryStarting out impressively by gain¬ing the first set, 6-2, Charles Tyroleradded the third singles victory to the.Maroon total, by outlasting Brownin the second set, 11-9.In the doubles matches Davidsonand WeLss had a harder time thanwas expected in downing Tetting andBrown in a long three set match, 2-6,7-5, 6-2. Fiske and Sink gave theWildcats their second point by over¬coming Patterson and Tyroler 8-6,6-2.Only two more matches are on thelocal schedule until the Conferencetourney. The boys will face a strong,but inexperienced Illini team Fidday,while the Purdue Boilermakers cometo town on Tuesday.SWEETNESS ANDLIGHT(CoMtinued from page 1)you hap{)en to be arrested?” sheasked. Tullman replied that he andtwo accomplices were caught while.‘■tealing the blanket off a horse andthat he would not have been caughthad he gone around the front of thehorse rather than the rear. Theyoung lady was impressed but .stillhad her doubLs. “But you were sentto a federal region, weren’t you?”she asked. ‘^But ah,” .said Tullman,”it was a post office horse!” TODAY’S l-M SCHEDULE3:15Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Phi SigmaDeltaZeta Beta Tau vs. Delta Up-silon.4:15Kappa Nu vs. Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Sigma Chi.Kappa Sigma vs. Alpha DeltaPhi.Phi Gam, Psi U.,Phi B. D. ScoreFifth l-M WinsExtending their winning streaks tofive straight games. Phi Gamma Del¬ta, Phi Beta Delta, and Psi Upsiloncontinued to dominate the fraternitydivision of the intramural playgroundball league in yesterday’s play. Thefourth game of the afternoon’s sched¬ule was won by the Dekes.All three of the first-mentionedteams remained undefeated and atthe top of their respective leagues.The Phi Gams, while holding SigmaNu to one hit, established a first inn¬ing lead which placed them out otsubsequent reach, winning by a 6-1score. Loomis was responsible for theloser’s only hit and run, which oc¬curred in the fifth inning. Baine’sthree safeties put him out in fronton the Phi Gam side.Phi B. D.’s Rally to WinThe Phi iBeta Deltas showed theirchampionship calibre when theystaged an eight-run rally in th<>fourth inning to down the threaten¬ing Phi Psis, 10-6. Hits were dividedequally, each outfit totalling .seven.Werner of Phi Psi and Marver ofPhi B. D. shared honors at bat, eachcontributing two of their teams’ hits.In the third game, Psi U. came outahead in a last few innings’ scor¬ing duel with Phi Delta Theta, 6-3.The Psi U.’s piled up 13 markers inthe hit column, with no one playerparticularly outstanding in that line.Gravert accounted for two of thefour .safe blows that were allowedthe Phi DeJts.Dekes Run WildThe Dekes exhibited some newly-found power as they trampled onLsimbda Chi Alpha in the final tilt,25-5. Scoring in every inning, the D.K. E. boys placjed themselves in athree-way tie with the Lambda Chisand Phi Psis for second place in theAlpha league, behind Phi Beta Delta.D. Howard and Beal led the attackwith five hits each out of the Deketotal of 24. Harrop, with a single andhomer, and Sterba, with two triples,paced the losers. The $5 meal ticket which thePalm Grove inn promised to thefirst Chicago player to hit a homerun was awarded to Dave Levin.(Continued from page 1)catch, Lewis holding first. CaptainFred Frink then doubled over theleft-field wall, Masek scoring, andthat was all for Novak. Langfordcame in and got the side out with¬out further difficulty.Offill’s single and Wehling’s sec¬ond double brought in Chicago’s finaltally in the sixth, but the Illini gotit right back in their half of theseventh when Toncoff walked, wentto second when Moyer’s bunt refusedto roll foul, to third on a sacrifice,and scored on an infield out.PHOENIX SELECTION(Continued from page 1)Hal Block, furnishes a humorouspage of reading, a page that onemight consider as autobiography ifone were so disposed. Hyman Jacob¬son adds to the fun with an articlecalled “Comprehensives Did YouSay.” ”1934,” a tale dealing withlove on the John Alden plane, wascontributed by a writer who assumesthe name of Alex Palgrov.“Styles and Smiles and Such” byVernon Lyon with the assistance ofcuts from Esquire and “Fashions inFur” by Margy are specials.ORCHESIS OPERA PLANS(Continued from page 1)Cleveland. These have revealed“Dido and Aeneas” as the finest ex¬ample of native English operas.iS’iced at 50 cents, 75 cents, and $1,tickets may be obtained at the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary, 5757 Uni¬versity avenue; the music building,5727 University avenue; and at Lyonand Healy.~ MOTHER'S DAY —Sunday, May 13JOHNSON & JENSENFLORISTS2313 E. 71st St. Ph. H. P. 1296(Jniveraty studentscan capitalize onSHORTHANDWhatever your plans for the futuremay be, GrcKR Secretarial Trainingis the surest and quickest way to gaina foothold in buaineta and make youruniversity training count.Write, call or telephoneState 1881 for particularsThe GREGG COLLEGEHome of Gregg Shorthand6 N. Michigan Ave., Chicagothe odds are3 to 1that you can't get aCAP & GOWNif you don’tsubscribe byMAY 15LEXINGTON HALLI LETTERS TO THEEDITOR(Continued from page 2)dickering, not principle.” He furtheradded, “. . . . the condemned meth¬ods of our despised politicians arethe master methods of our braggartbusiness and the corruption thatshocks us in public affairs we prac¬tice ourselves in our private con¬cerns.” Perhaps we should add that itis not entirely the fault of any oneindividual. They are playing thegame according to the rules that weregiven them. The question is, do we want to be |play-boys in politics or do we want !to clean up the mess? If the fomieiis the desire then the place to work !is in the Democratic or Republican ;parties. If the latter is the desire !then the Socialist Party offers Young jAmerica a philosophy, a program,and the beginnings of a national or¬ganization that really challenges thestatus quo and attacks the problemat its roots. The Socialist Party of¬fers a radical program because no jpatch work will eliminate the causeof the mess we are in. Nothing short 1of elimination of the institution of 1private property used for exploita- jtion of the masses, and the substitu- jtion of production for use instead of I for profit will fill the need.A third party without a basic phil¬osophy grounded in economic need islike a ship without a rudder. It hasno vitality, direction, or permanence.Yours truly,E. M. DuerbeckPresident, Socialist Club.If all liberals could get together,they could form a powerful faction.But therein lies the futility,—ed.BUYACAP & GOWNIT’S BLACKFRIARS TIME AGAIN!. . . and the ladies in the audience spend more time on their ap¬pearance at the opening night than the “Blackfriars beauties”spend in donning blonde wigs and feminine fripperies.Lorraine Watson, head score saleswoman, chooses a dashingred mousseline de soie decked with rows and rows of pleatedruffles. There’s a cunning collar and four tiny rhinestone buttonsin the smart double-breasted effect. And the back is lower thanlow! So is the price — just $29,75.Virginia Eyssell, Lorraine’s first assistant score saleswoman,is too, too lovely in stiff white organdy embroidered all over inblack. And don’t overlook the very swish train made of yardsand yards of organdy. The white taffeta slip rustles grandlywhen she walks. This dress, too, is $29.75.Both these formats, and others just as charming and in¬dividual, can be found in the After Five Room at Marshall Fieldand Company. Field’s extensive selection of formal fashions willmake your own grand entrance at “Merger for Millions” notmerely a hope but a very dramatic reality.MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY; MAY 9, 1934I THE UNIVERSITY WOMAN ♦University Man 'Expresses Ideason Idiosyncracies of Campus WomenScores Makeup and CarriageWhile Approving Curvesand Brunettes.Men—more than a hundred ofthem—have written this article. Yourfriend from the Deke house or yoursfrom Psi U or Phi Psi. Men in S.A. E., Alpha Sigma, Zeta Beta Tau,football, and iBlackfriars have alsoput down their preferences in clothes,make-up and general appearance ofwomen.From their answ-ers to “what de¬tail of grooming do you think womenmost neglect?” we’re anticipating ageneral dash to Ida Noyes hall—^badcarriage is the complaint made bjmore than half of the men. Nextcame neglected teeth, hair, and hair¬lines, carelessly worn clothes, andslipshod feet. And don’t think mendon’t notice uncared-for hands!They also mention droopy stockin^TS,odor, and selection of cosmetics.Dulike Much MakeupMen are irritated by makeup, espe¬cially if it’s excessive. They approveits use in moderation, though theyban eye-shadow. Definite disapprovalwas expressed of its applicationeither at the table or in public.All our Hollywood diets can gofor a good long slide, we’ve found.Curves and more curves are in de¬mand, but on a girl of medium build;only five men approve the plumpcampus woman.Hooray for the brunettes! The menhave overwhelmingly selected them.Only one lone vote for a redheadwas given. Some men didn’t indicatea preference though, so you blondeshave yet a chance.CoMkma Cheap PerfumeOnly 12 men, as against 92,thought that highly colored nail pol¬ish was all right—and these speci¬fied “only when used with black,white, or to match accessories.” Theothers were very much against it.“Dime-store” perfume was defin¬itely out so far as our voters wereconcerned. If delicately used and ofan expensive make the campus manwill let it pass. He objects to heavyscents, particularly in the classroom.Feminine and light colored outfitswere overwhelmingly approved.■Bright colors ranged second. In theevening dark colors come into theirown. And more than 50 per cent ofthe men wanted evening dresses to be“sleek ad clinging.” Light and fluf¬fy gowns carried about a third of thevotes.Approve Modem StylesAs so many men said “mediumlength” in referring to skirts, we’reinclined to believe that they approvethe styles of today just because theyhave become accustomed to them.And here’s the best part of theman’s indication of his pet peeves inwomen’s dress. Gaudy or too muchjewelry is most disliked. Hats, andespecially large ones or those withbrims, are also violently disapproved.Anything mannish gets the masculinecondemnation, also.* Run-down shoes,slips that show beneath a dress, gau¬dy clothes, galoshes, and trains onformals are also “taken for a ride.”High heels are disliked by a numberof men, while some of their brethrenhave the contrary idea. White stock¬ings prove another source of annoy-Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:onald Morris.Music and Religion“The Imitation of Christ,” Profes-)r Edgar Goodspeed. Joseph Bondliapel at 12.Lectures“Spain’.^: Book.” Thornton Wilder.uUerton hall, the Art Institute at;45.“Greek Music and Musical Instru-lents.” Graduate Classical club.I'ieldboldt Commons room at 8.MiscellaneousRenai.‘5sance Society. Historicalxhibition of bookbindings. Wieboldt05 from 2 to 5.Avukdh. Business meeting andlection of officers. Ida Noyes at:30.Y.W.C.A. Freshman group. Y.V. C. A. office at Ida Noyes at 12.K. T. ia room D of Reynoldslub at 12:30. \ Y.W.C.A. SPONSORSSONG RECITAL BYLIBERIAN NATIVEPrince Modupe Paris, a native ofLiberia, wil give a recital in the the¬ater of Ida Noyes hall on Thursday,May 17, at 8, under the sponsor¬ship of the Music group of the Y.W. C. A. Refreshments will be serv¬ed after the performance.Dressed in his native costume, theprince will sing his native warsongsto the sole accompaniment of a cere¬monial drum. He usually outlines hisrecitals to show’ the relationship be¬tween the African tribal songs andtheir logical outgrow’th into theAmerican Negro spirituals. Preced¬ing each of his songs, which he singsin his native tongue, he gives a brieftalk explaining the main theme andthe historical backround. He will^conclude his j5|irformance with agroup of spirituals, accompanied onthe piano by his wife.Ticket sales for the recital areunder the charge of Blanche Jane-cek, chairman of the Music group.Tickets can be had for 25 cents fromany of the members of the group,at the Y.W.C.A. office, and at Rey¬nolds Club. SOCIETYbySUZANNE MCKAY NAMEDNEW FEDERATIONREPRESENTATIVE“What happened last week-end?”we queried while imbibing a CoffeeShop Green River special. .. .ThoseWho Get Around said that. .. .The Deke party was just like eveiyother one you’ve attended, withevery nook and cranny taken upwith moiling stags, led by the tux-edoed Psi U’s and their just-initiat¬ed freshmen Lots of the boysdidn’t earn their share of the orangeice punch, though but just stoodaround w’atching such significanrcouples, aside from tho.se w’hom you'djust know where there were as. . . .G E R R Y SMITH WICK andCHARLES TYROLER. ... AN NPALMER and GENE FOSTERLORRAINE WATSON and RAVONESMITH. .PENELOPE WILSON andDAN WALSH. . . .SARA GWIN andDAN O’BRIEN and RUTH WAL¬TERS and MERLE GILES As u.^-ual, everyone sojourned to the Blue¬bird afterwards, where TOM GILESobliged ADELE SANDMAN with anEsoteric song. . . .Next day, the Alpha Delt base¬ment was the center of tea and hash¬ing over the night beforeLOUISE KREUTZER and HARVEYELLERD were receiving felicitationson a brand new pin plantingRITA HOUZE and JACK BUR- A replacement and shift in Fed¬eration offices has been announcedby Betty Saylor, chairman of the or¬ganization. Mary Elizabeth McKayhas been chosen the senior represen¬tative to fulfill the vacancy left byValerie Webster. Helen C. Harten-feld the present treasurer of Feder¬ation, has been appointd the new B.W. O. representative, which officeValerie Webster also held. BetsyMcKay will take over the duties oftreasurer.The new Federation member isalso on the Chapel Council, and inY.W.C.A. Helen Hartenfeld, be¬sides her Federation activities, hasbeen active in the Dramatic .Associa¬tion productions and in Y.W.C.A.\ meeting of upperclass counsel¬lor group leaders and sponsors willbe held May 23 at 4 in the libraryof Ida Noyes hall. At that time themembers in each group and theirfaculty sponsors will be announced.! ROUGHS had everyone guessing asj to whether they had or had not donej a miniature edition of the .samething. ... Others seen loafing round1 the A. D.’s domicile were VIDIEELSTON and BILL ELLIOT (theirnames are almost that interchange¬able).... BETTY KREUTSCHERand FRANK HARDING MARI¬AN KUEHN and BRUCE STEWART. talking shopbyelizabeth and peggyIf you w’ant to give your mothera special treat, invite her to dinneion Mother’s Day (Sunday, May 13)at the GREEN SHUTTER. Theyhave a special menu for this occa¬sion and dinner is served from 12:30to 8 :()0.(El El IE)It’s Blackfriars’ time again and ofcourse all you girls will want to lookyour be.st for the opening night. TheFLORRIS BEAUTY SHOP will fixyou up for that special occasion withmanicures, shampoos, and waves at35 cents each.(El S (ElDon’t forget to remember yourmother next Sunday—even if she ismiles away you can send her a boxof delicious candies from KRISEl’S,7112 Jeffrey .Kve. And when you’rethere, don’t fail to have some of theirfamous home-made ice-cream.BEECHER ENTERTAINS FORMULATE NEWRUSHING RULESThe Interclub council at a meet¬ing held last week in Ida Noyes halldecided to formulate next year’.srushing rules along the pattern setby the fraternities.A date for all rushing schedulesto be sent out will be set in orderthat the rushees may receive theirinvitations simultaneously. The coun¬cil will also designate a day on whichformal dinner bids may be sent.It was decided that there would beno Interclub ball or other socialevent during the spring quarter.Fordham UniversitySCHOOL OF LAWNEW YORKCase SystemThree-Year Day CourseFour-Year Evening CourseCo-educationalSpring dinners for members of thefaculty will be given by Beecher hallon Thursday at 6. The guests willbe Mr. and Mrs. Mortimer Adler, Dr.and Mrs. Donald Slesinger, Mrs.Mayme Logsdon, Mr. and Mrs. Fred¬erick Schuman, and others. College Degree or Two Years ofCollege Work with Good GradesRequired for EntranceTranscript of Record Must Be FurnishedMarninf, Early Aftamaan aadEvaniar CIsFor furthar information aAdreasCHARLES P. DAVIS, Rogiatrar233 Broadway, New Ynrfcthey age good grapesto make rare winesthe cigarette that’s MILDERthe cigarette that TASTES BETTER and they dosomething likethat to mellowgood tobaccosWHERE THE RARE WINES comefrom they know that the twomost important things in wine-mak¬ing are the selection of the grapesand the long years of ageing in thewine cellars.IT’S VERY MUCH THE SAME inthe making of a cigarette. You haveto get the right tobaccos, then putthem away to age and mellow inwooden casks.You can*t make a good cigarettelike Chesterfield in a day. It takesover two years to age the tobaccosfor your Chesterfields—but it addssomething to the taste and makesthem milder.Everything that modern Sciencereally knows about is used tomake Chesterfield the cigarettethat’s milder, the cigarette thattastes better.® 1934. Liggett & Mrias Tobacco Co.