^ Bailp jnaraonVo. 34. No. 105. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 8, 1934 Price Three Centssweetnessand lightbyCharles tyroler and harry kalvenechoes from druce lakeWhile the less fortunate were^weltering in the city, we spent thewfck-end up at Druce Lake, in in¬tellectual discussion.Thornton Wilder, ProfessorsWiith and Kerwin, and Mr. Swiftwere the speakers. Mr. Wilder talk¬ed in the morning, and all went well,hut, when Professor Wirth talked atthe afternoon meeting, the inevitableoeeurred. Although the subject of hista k was manifestly “Group Rela¬tions at the University” the discus¬sion soon became embroiled in thegood old Aristotle and the Maroonversus the gods controversy.Later in the evening when all weregathered around a campfire enjoyingspontaneous entertainment, a groupheaded by Warren Thompson sanga little song about Adler and Aris¬totle. The song was a very funnylittle song, and everyone got the ideaand began writing songs either proor con. The discussion was turnedalmost instantly from an intellectualtheme to a musical one, and harmonyreigned for the rest of the session.We feel that the songs were for themost part too good not to be givena wider audience, and so with whatwe hope is the strictest impartialityand accuracy we report the lyrics.ARISTOTLE: WORDS ANDMUSICThis is the song Thompson intro¬duced and Dorothy Ponderson wrote.It is sung to the tune of the Negrospiritual “Nobody Knows theTrouble 1 Feel.” We feel that this islikely to become extremely popularon campus. In fact, there has been.■«ome talk of the Social Science de¬partment adopting it as their themesong.1..N'obody knows what Aristotle meant.Nobody knows but Adler.Nobody knows what Adler meansLet’s a.sk the Daily Maroon.Chorus 'The whole is greater than the partsL.... o....g....o.... bbut logos is the essence of the artsL. . ..0. . ..g....0... .s*>Kvcrybody knows that Aquinas isdead.Everybody knows but Adler..Nobody knows what Adler knowsLet’s ask the Daily Maroon.YOU 'CAN’T KEEP A GOODGREEK DOWNThe Aristotelians retaliated atbreakfast with a takeoff of “Wavethe Flag.” There is however littledanger of this new lyric replacingthe traditional words.Wave the flag* for Social ScienceThey stand for facts alone.Ever shall they be dogmaticJohn Dewey they enthroneWith the pragmatists to lead themWithout a thought they standSo cheer again for Social ScienceFor they’re zeroes every man. ANNOUNCE SERIESOF LECTURES FORSUMMERJUARTERTwo Professors VisitCampus to Aid inPresentationFOLLOW THE BOUNCING BALLThe Aristotelians continued to re¬taliate. Perhaps their most polished|)roduction was a five verse epicfrom the pen of Joan Naumburg. Thelyric of this one is set to the tuneof “Ivan Skavinsky Skivar.” Wequote two of the verses:Social Sciences learned under Bur-ge.ss and Park.Mastered logic with Charles Saun¬ders Peirce;Iran Pavlov conditioned our bite andour barkTo recite Lowell’s Imagist verse.We awoke to discover the subcon¬scious mindWhose desires were chiefly prag¬matic;We were taught to revere singlethings not the kind.Categories are only dogmatic.and SOME PROSESo the controversy has now takenon a light operatic tone which isproibably more appropriate to it. Wefeel that at this point it would benice to tell Professor Kerwin’s Thom-ist story. One of our recent and dis¬tinguished visitors was asked duringhis stay on campus whether as muchinterest in Thomism was evinced bystudents at his university as seemedto be the case at Chicago. The dis¬tinguished visitor replied that, no,there wasn’t much interest beingshown in Norman Thomas these days. Twenty-three faculty members andtwo visiting professors have been se¬cured to date to participate in theseries of lectures, presented as partof the general summer quarter’swork.The majority of lectures are givenat 4:30 on Tuesdays, Wednesdays,and Thursdays in the various assem-by rooms on campus, and are openwithout charge to the genera] public.A complete bulletin of the lectureschedule will be published as soon asthe list is finished.Canadian ProfessorThe two visiting professors to beon campus this summer will be Greg¬ory Vlastos from Queens’ University,Kingston, Ontario and W’illiam S.Cooper, professor of Ecology, at theUniversity of Minnesota. Dr. Vlas¬tos will speak about “Sophistication—A Modern Predicament,” and Dr.Cooper will lecture on “Forests andGlaciers in Southeastern Alaska”with ilustrated slides. Dr. Cooper isthe author of the book, “The Broad-Sderophyll Vegetation of Cali¬fornia.”The twenty-three resident profes¬sors have been selected from allfields and will present a widely va¬ried program.The greater per cent of the lec¬tures will be connected with thefields of science, history, education,and religion. Arthur H. Compton,Charles Swift Distinguished Serviceprofessor of Physics, will answer thequestion of “Do We Live in a Worldof Chance?’ , and Fay-Cooper Cole,chairman of the department of An¬thropology, will discuss the “Comingof Man.”ReligionIn the field of religion, William C.Graham, professor of the Old Te.sta-ment, will speak about “Some Re¬cent Light on the Cultural Origin ofthe Hebrews,” and Albert Palmer,professor of Practical Theology, willreply to the question of “What’s Be¬hind the Oriental Mask.”William Gray, professor of Educa¬tion, has cho.sen to speak on “TheRole of Reading in the New Age,”while William Nitze, chairman ofthe department of Romance Lan¬guages, will ask, “Who Was King Ar¬thur?”“My Dream Museum,” will be de¬scribed by Lorado Taft of the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary. Steffen HearsCase in Sessionof Moot Cotu*tJudge Walter Steffen will presideat the fifth session of the Law schoolBar Association practice courtThursday evening, hearing a murdercase. The trial opens at 7:15 in theNorth room of the Law school.Judge Steffen, a judge of theCook County Superior Court, isgraduate of the University of theclass of 1910 and is now presidentof the Order of the “C.” To football fans he is well known as the“commuting coach” of CarnegieTech.The case he will hear is that ofthe State vs. Jack Burton. Burtonbeing prosecuted for the murder ofJulius Mai’shall, will be representedby the counsel of William Flacks andDavid Matchett. Paul Kitch andCharles Washer are attorneys for thestate.Burton is charged with havingmurdered Marshall during a quarrelover a card game in the gasement ofthe Law school. The deceased accusedthe defendant of cheating, of stack¬ing the deck in a deal, and in thestruggle which ensued. Burtonstabbed the deceased with a penknife and he fell over backwardsstriking his head on the floor. Theblow on the head resulted in hisdeath. The case is further compli¬cated by the fact that Marshall owedmoney to the defendant.All students are invited to attendsessions of the University Court ofCook County, according to AmbroseCram, Bar Association President.INTERNATIONALHOUSE REPEATS‘FOIL DE GAROTTE’“Poil de Carotte,” a psychologicalstudy of childhood, will be shown to¬day at 4:30 and tonight at 8:30 inthe International House theater. Thismovie, along with the German movie,“Emil Und Die Deteketive” whichwas run last night, are the two for¬eign films being shown this week inthe foreign movieie series of Inter¬national House.“Poil de Carotte” or “Red Head”is a realistic study of the struggleof a young boy for identity in afamily where thoughtless cruelty anddiscord constitute the major part ofhis life. The tragic atmosphere ofthe story is, however, lightened bythe humor and fantasy.Continuing the series of lectureson the “Hightlights of JapaneseArt,” Kenji Toda, a graduate of theToyko Imperial Academy of Art, willspeak on this general subject at 8:30tonight.Capitalists’ Greed Causes AgitationAgainst Brain Trust, Says Cover“The attitude of the business managainst the brain trust is a manifes¬tation of the age-old struggle forpower.”This statement was made yester¬day by John H. Cover, professor ofStatistics at the University, in aninterview with The DailyMaroon. Dr. Cover is director of theRetail Price Project on campus beingcarried on in conjunction with an in¬terdepartmental price committee inWashington.“iB'usiness men think narrowly interms of their own industry,” he de¬clared. “The professional group inacademic life logically has a broaderGOLDSMITH TALKS TOSOCIAL SCIENCE CLUBSamuel A. Goldsmith, executivedirector of Jewish charities of Chi¬cago, wifll speak at the last generalmeeting of the Social Science Ad¬ministration club on Thursday at 8in Harper Mil. His subject will con¬cern the problem of “Joint Financingof Social Work in Chicago.”Mr. Goldsmith is a national au¬thority on the financing of socialwork, and has done much in Chicagoto aid the work of charities.There will be two more groupmeetings of the SSA Club this quar¬ter. The Professional Standards andEthics group will meet May 16, andthe Child Welfare Work group willhold a meeting on Sunday, May 20in Ida Noyes hall. view in respect to general conditions.While active government manage¬ment is left in the hands of the non¬professional people, they are usuallydependant on the professional groupfor advice.“With the country in the throesof depression, the business men,clamoring for any government help,were silent though they realizedmore and more that the problemsthat the country was facing involvedlabor and consumer difficulties aswell as production disputes. Now,with improvements in the generaleconomic conditions, the capitalistclass sees any interference by theprofessional men on behalf of thelabor element as a restriction on pos¬sible profits. With the aid of varioussubterfuges, the business man willfight against the so-called brain trustwherever possible.”These advisers to the presidentare an unorganized group. ProfessorCover explained, in spite of the “as-sinine assertions of the press.” “Thegrtfup as a whale has a sense of hu¬mor and the members kid each otherabout the remarks directed towardthem,” he said.Dr. Cover believes that the grad¬ual rise in commodity prices indi¬cates an improvement in generalbusiness conditions. Though hethinks that the codes are construc¬tively not of very great value as yet,he predicts serious dangers from theefforts of the capitalists to rapidlyaccumulate profits should they be setaside. Steiner and GrubbWin Ricketts PrizeThe award of the Howard T.Ricketts Memorial Prize, annuallypresented for the best results inresearch in pathology or bacteri¬ology at the University, was madethis year to Paul Steiner andThomas C. Grubb, according to anannouncement made yesterday byWilliam H. Taliaferro, chairmanof the department of Hygiene andBacteriology. The prize amountedto $90 for each of the recipients.The awards were made after anexamination of theses submittedfor doctors’ and masters’ degrees.Steiner’s research was on the roleof the avion tubercle bacillus inHodgkins’ disease, and Grubb’sstudy was on coccus form of cory-nebacterium diphtheriae.BURNETTE, THOMASDEBATE DE PAUL ONPRESIDENCY POWERSCarl Thomas and Wells Burnettewill represent the University in a de¬bate with DePaul university to beheld Friday night at 7:45 at theDePaul campus. 64 E. Lake StreetThe two man team will defend theproposition “Resolved, That thePowers of the presidency should besubstantially increased as a settledpolicy.” There will be no admissioncharge.Thomas and Burnette were select¬ed by Dr. S. McKee Rosen, directorot debate, from tryouts held Wed¬nesday afternoon. Thomas was amember of the team, which debatedDePaul in December on the samequestion, holding the negative position.Burnette took part with VernonLyOn in the international radio de¬bate with Oxford university on Jan¬uary 27 over an NBC and BritishBroadcasting Company hook-up onthe question “Resolved, That Democ¬racy has failed.” iBurnette has hadfour years debating experience andlast year led a debate team on abarnstox’ming tour through the South¬west.Theological SchoolsConduct Studies ofMinisterial ProblemsIntensive study of problems con¬fronting ministers will be conductedunder the guidance of leading au-thoi'ities in the Pastors’ Institute, tobe conducted jointly by the DivinitySchool of the. University, the Theo¬logical Seminary, and the DisciplesDivinity House, July 30 to August 6.Last summer the Institute broughttogether 234 pastors and their wivesfrom thirty-two states and provinces,•epresenting eighteen denominations.The lecturers and instructors an¬nounced for the Institute include:Dean S. J. Case and Professors W.C. Graham, C. T. Holman, and H.N. Wieman of the Divinity Schoolof the University; President AlbertW. Palmer and Professors W. M. Al-derton and A. E. Holt of the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary; Dean E.S. Ames of the Disciples DivinityHouse; Dr. Charles Clayton Morri¬son, Editor of The Christian Cen¬tury; Professor Gregory Vlastos,Queens’ university, Kingston, On¬tario; W. S. Sadler, M. D., Psychiat¬rist, Chicago; and Mr. CharlesBreasted, Executive Secretary of theOriental Institute. InterfratemityCouncil DelaysAction on PlanThe meeting of the InterfraternityCouncil, scheduled for tonight, ispostponed until next Tuesday, theInterfraternity Committee announc¬ed yesterday.Postponement of the meeting wasnecessitated by the delay of severalfraternities to reach a decision onthe proposed plan of the Greek Coun¬cil to effect greater cooperationamong the chapters on campus.To date thirteen houses have def¬initely approved the plan. Others areholding final meetings this week.Delta Kappa Epsilon has raised sev¬eral questions and will decide later.Beta Theta Pi and Kappa Nu, al¬though approving in preliminary dis¬cussions, will not reach a decisionuntil next week. Psi Upsilon andZeta Beta Tau are deferring action.Tau Delta Phi, Sigma Nu, Phi PiPhi, Alpha Tau Omega, Phi BetaDelta, and Delta Tau Delta are meet¬ing this week and are expected todecide definitely for or against theplan. There has been no responsefrom Tau Kappa Epsilon.The plan which the fraternitiesare debating has been formulated bythe Greek Council, an organizationcomposed of alumni of the severalfraternities, under the direction ofGlenn Harding. Among other thingsthe scheme calls for a full time di¬rector of fraternities, who will ad¬ministrate all the chapters on cam¬pus, and aid them in their problems. Miss BreakstoneSCHEDULE DATESFOR BACHELOR’SDEGREE EXAMSThe schedule of examinations forBachelor’s degrees in three divisionswas announced yesterday by the Re¬corder’s office. The schedule forexaminations in the Humanities di¬vision will be announced by the of¬fice of that division.Candidates for the Bachelor’s de¬grees in the Physical Sciences divi¬sion will take examinations fromMay 21 to 26 inclusive according tostaggered schedule of times whenthe various departmental tests aregiven. The Social Sciences division¬al exams will be given on June 1 and2, while the departmental tests willtake place on May 28 and 29.The pre-professional sequence forstudents who plan to enter the lawschool will also be given on June 1.The Biological Sciences exams, whichare under the supervision of the de¬partments in the division, will begiven on May 18 and May 21. FRIARS TO GIVESPECIAL BENEFITSHOW 0£MAY 16Performance Sponsoredby Club to AidCripplesA special performance of theBlackfriars show, “Merger for Mil¬lions,” will be given on Wednesday,May 16 in Mandeihall for the bene¬fit of the MichaelReese hospital.The extra show issponsored by theDorothy KahnNorth Side Auxili¬ary.Annette Break¬stone has been ap¬pointed as ticketchairman at theUniversity for thebenefit show. Thetickets will be sold at no advance inprice, and may be secured at thebox office in the cloister of Mandeihall, at Marshall Field and company,or from Miss Breakstone.The proceeds of the show will begiven to the convalescent ward andsolarium of the Sarah Morris addi¬tion to Michael Reese hospital. Theaddition was built and is maintainedby the Dorothy Kahn club for crip¬pled children. Loop celebrities ap¬pearing at downtown night spotswill attend the benefit.Auxiliary ShowThe Dorothy Kahn Auxiliary showwill be given in addition to the sixperformances of “Merger for Mil¬lions” that are to be presented com¬mencing Friday. A few tickets for theopening night are still available ac¬cording to Tom Flinn, box ofice man¬ager, and seats for subsequent per¬formances may also be secured atthe box office.A new scene has been added to thecurrent Blackfriars book accordingto a statement issued yesterday bythe Order of Blackfriars. The skit,called the Petroleo radio hour, waswritten by Harold Block and PhilipCole who take their place, in a minorway, beside the already multiple au¬thor.The addition, which will be placedin the middle of the second act, wasarranged in order to include the tal¬ents of the trio of the StrollingFriars in the show. This trio, com¬posed of George Blick, RandolphBean, and James McDevitt, has beenvery popular with audiences beforewhich it has appeared in connectionwith publicity for “Merger for Mil¬lions.”Renaissance Society Exhibit ShowsDevelopment of Book-Binding ArtBENNETT SPEAKS ONLEISURE TIME TODAYGrace Irene Bennett of the Eliza¬beth McCormick Memorial Fund willspeak today at 4:30 in the alumnaeroom of Ida Noyes hall on “TheTechnique of Organizing a LeisureTime Program for Your Commun¬ity” at the eighth meeting of the‘'leisure time” class.The lecture to be given by MissBennett, who has had much experi¬ence in promoting community leisuretime programs, will enable studentsto receive first-hand information inorganizing such a program.The talk is part of a series ofmeetings held to aid persons to makeuse of leisure time. The development of the art ofbook-binding from Egyptian Cunei¬form tablet to modern leather boundeditions, coincident w’ith the evolu¬tion of books from the earliest writ¬ing, is presented in chronologicalorder by the Renaissance Society intheir exhibition in Wieboldt hallroom 205. The gallery will be opento the public until May 20 from 2to 5.Beginning with the small stoneblocks excavated from ancient tombsthe means of writing progresses intothe use of papyrus and vellum rolls,and palm leaf sheets. The first ap¬pearance of a leaflet book with acover evolves with an Ethiopic man¬uscript of vellum paper and woodenbacks,A book during the Middle Ageswas so dear, that book-owmers en¬closed their editions in heavy ironcovers and chained them to theshelves in the library. Dutch bindersoriginated the use of small indexknobs, which were the forerunner ofthe modern alphabetic tabs.Three famous gold-lettered anddecorated editions put out by ClovisEve in the early sixteenth centurycan be seen. The gold work has notdimmed and the calf leather is likenew. There are also several booksmade by Samuel Mearne, royal ’uind-er in King Charles II in 1658. At thesame time, came the appearance ofbooks with pictures painted on thesides, so that by holding the pagesdiagonally a sceni|C view could be seen,A case of English books by Riviereand son is interesting in that designon the cover is not stamped but in¬laid with minute pieces of coloredleather pressed into the backing.The most fascinating and strikingpart of the exhibition is in the caseof unusual bindings, including someof silver studded with gems, and oneof thin sheets of mother-of-pearl. Inthe same collection are several min¬iature books, the smallest being onlyone-fourth of an inch square. On abook the size of a postage stamp isprinted Lincoln’s entire Gettysburgaddress.MINNESOTA AWARDEDANNUAL LEGION PRIZEThe Fidac medal, an internationalaw'ard given to universities for pro¬motion and carrying on campaignsof international good will has beenawarded to the University of Min¬nesota by the American Legion, theAmerican member of Fidac.The word “Fidac” is derived fromthe firat letters of the words “La fed¬eration fciternalliee des Ancien com-battants,” a society composed of abillion allied war veterans.In recent years the University, Co¬lumbia, California, Princeton, Vas-sar and Carleton have won theaward. The international relationsproject of this University included175 persons from all parts of theworld.''•uf' •’ • *•'? 'VPage Two THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MAY 8, 1934iatlg lMar00ttFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon ii the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiiiied mornings except ^tur^y,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies;three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the jKJSt-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly iwrves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed'torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNeel B. Gerson David H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell kobert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles HoorrHenry Kelley Raymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis Melnick Donald MorrisRalph Nicholsonleanne StolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karats Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Huntington Harris Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editors Raymond LahrTuesday, May 8, 1934’TWILL TAKE A BRAVEMAN TO READ THISIn the interests of intellectual stability at theUniversity we would like to see President Hut¬chins or one of his myrmidons become the Cardi¬nal Newman of the twentieth century and the Uni¬versity of Chicago become the locale of a secondOxford movement. Such an eventuality wouldput present educational discussions on a sounderbasis.Then those interested could engage in a practical discussion of the principles relating to thepractical problems of life’s meaning and purposewithout seriously endangering the blood pressureof the innocent observer.Above all, they could provide an integratingforce, arrived at by reason, with which to shapetheir own lives and remold society on definitelines — an integration which alone will be oursalvation.For happines and joy, which all of us seek, canresult only from a profound conviction of theessential value and goodness of life.Although those in pursuit of facts deny the pos¬sibility of an absolute, they are placing their faithin the absolutism of their own skepticism by sodoing; those in clamorous chase after ideas aretrying to find something more satisfactory onwhich to base their lives and by which to justifytheir actions, but they are prone to emphasizingtheir quest to the neglect of its objective.Studying classical concepts for the sake of men¬tal gymnastics is good fun, but dangerous. Itwould be far more profitable to pick out essentialideas—propositions that have been common tomany great thinkers — to test their validity forpractical life and for knowledge itself.If they stand up under the tests, by all meanswe should hang on to them and provide ourselvesthereby a solid foundation for future thoughts andactions.In practical life, little proof is needed to showhow quickly vague and beautiful thoughts aboutreforming the world are dissipated in the face ofreality. Only an unshakable conviction can standthe strain.Unless there be tangible result or reasonablepurpose, it is not only a waste of time, but it isalso harmful to indulge in a pursuit of ideas. Un¬less there be sound ideas and intelligent under¬standing, nothing so wastes the time as chasingfacts.But there should be no difficulty in finding afew concepts built into reasonable propositions,whether Christian, Aristotelian, Confucian, orBuddhist, on which to base the actions of ourlives; the most generally accepted are usuallythose directly antipathetic to slothful, individual¬istic “human nature”.In proving the validity of these abstractions weshould have no trouble, for whenever the world,becomes hopelessly entangled, it turns to faith,hope, and charity, or their equivalents, to extri¬cate it. Although whole-hearted, universal, and constant adherence to such emergency principleshas never been witnessed, nevertheless, as menbecome more controlled by rationality than emo¬tionality, the chances are in favor of the success¬ful, permanent operation of those concepts.Therefore, it would be to the great credit ofthose who bewail the rape of the idea to find sev¬eral concepts, to stick to them, and to fight forthem. After all, if honesty seems to be the bestpolicy, why not be honest? If intolerance seemsto be a bad thing, why not be charitable? Elspe-cially why not, since we think we are beings whohave partially actualized our potential rationality?What ails those anti-intellectuals who stalktreacherous facts can best be illustrated by a casein point.Said one of them: “An ordinary school-boyknows more about life and his surroundings thanAristotle and Plato, though he does not have themature reflection to arrive at conclusions aboutanything.”For the moment let us admit his assertion. Letus add that present-day authorities have twentytimes the information of the ancient philosophers.Why have they come to no conclusions worthreading about? Why have they no correlated,original ideas? Why have they no philosophyexcept bewildered skepticism?That they are too preoccupied in researchesthat resemble hobbies is the answer. TTiey aretoo busy capturing facts to think why they cap-iire them or what significance the captives haveif any. An ordinary capitalist can say ”1 don’tknow” in three words, while a trained economistcan take fifty thousand words to put across theidea.Social scientists in the College increase bewild¬erment among new plan students by collectingand transmitting facts which may not be factsby graduation time and which train only the re¬tentive powers of the intellect.In showing that both idea connoiseurs and factchasers are extremists, we hope to have offereda way of restoring some order and joy to life—a train of thought contained in two previous andforgotten editorials. For the nearly total loss ofjoy and order in life has been the cause of muchof the present universal unrest and all of the cur¬rent local controversy.—H. H., J. P. B.The Travelling BazaarBy MILT OLINEd. note: Last quarter the T. B. ran “LoveLife of a Big Shot” and had fun on two or threeoccasions doing it. Today we give you a Bazaarwritten by two of the lesser-knowns, that insep¬arable pair from Burton Court whose names areBill Shci’wood and Don Morris.This then is the w’ail of the noisome hermit'scholar, the 1. m. o. c. We are they who lurk inlibraries and fear the Buildings and Groundsand stand in aghast of Arthur the Compton andTarzan the Deem. So why should a couple ofpuny stooges like us write the Bazaar? You gottaknow people and belong to things to do that. Webelong to nothing, not even the human race. Infact we are just two Men from Mars.. But we’regoing to write it anyway. In order to carry onthe hallowed tradition of the Bazzar, we supposethat we should print some nice refined dirt aboutsome nice B. names 0. C. except we don’t knowany, so we will have to use our little minds andinvent some. Take Sandman. (Off stage voice:I prefer apples, Sir.) We could say, “Who w’asthe g^jy that was umglaaphing with Adelc atthe Star and Garter last Saturday night?” Thiswould be interesting, if true. Or else just lookdown the masthead of the Maroon. Like Barden.We could say, “It certainly seems funny thatJohn is being seen so much with that other swelllooking gal after he has already hanged his pinon lAl." This would create riots at every angle.Really, about the only things exciting thathappen to us are when people sit in front of usin Soshe One. like Billie Watrous, who slept, andalso the girl who said she had to lie to hermother about where she was the night before be¬cause she was staying up with the night editorof the Maroon. We open wide our big blue eyesat this.Every normal columnist has some axe to grind,and ours is this Donald Morris business. Itwould seem that there is two people namedDonald Morris and one of them is us. And theother one is a Reporter on the Maroon and wehave never even met him and w’e hate to be con¬fusing but we know that he got U in PhysicalScience on account of it was sent to us. One ofus will have to change his name to Gnyarpowicz.A thing that amazes us is that only six peopleturn out for Robert Morss Lovett's Humanitiesdiscussion .section when innumerable hundredscame around to watch the antics of Norman Mac-Lean who does Aristophanes eyebrowraisinglyand for whom poetry must hurt. We have triedfor a long time to foster the rumor that MacLeanis really Archibald MacLeish but nobody knewwho MacLeish is proving V. P. Quinn's theorythat a moron is a moron even under the NewPlan. Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:Please give this protest a place inyour columns.I read the “Daily Gaboon” forMay 1 with interest and amusementand laughed heartily until I cameto “Editor Advocates Another In¬novation” and “Police Take Tickets”etc. Then I was surprised, indignant,and disgusted. Why the blasphemy?Why the grossness here exhibited?Why did the editor of the “Gaboon”go out of his way to perpetrate suchirreverence and indecency? Why be¬smirch the fair name of the Univer¬sity? Wit, humor, skits a plenty therewere in the paper; but this otherwretched stuff was not only uncall¬ed for, it was utterly outrageous andinexcusable. It spoiled the whole is¬sue and was a disgrace to the Black-friars.It has been my privilege hundredsof times to show visitors about theUniversity of Chicago and I havetaken pride in speaking to themabout the high standards of the in-.«titution. Things of this sort makeme ashamed for the University. Un¬fortunately there is no way to recallwhat was thus put forth as from astudent organization nor of erasingthe smudge. It may be that the manguilty of it will see these lines; willhe have enough sepse of decency toaccept the rebuke. Let me suggestthat he read the second stanza ofour noble Alma Mater song.Frederic J. Gurney.We felt that the Blackfriar pub¬licity stunt was in good, clean fun.No one. Mr. Gurney was disposed totake The Daily Gaboon seriou.sly.Certainly The Daily Maroon did nottreat it seriou.sly. If we did, wewould with justice be the most of¬fended party. The Daily Maroon andthe University have charitably al-A's with Ease!OWN AROYALPORTABLEPAY AS YOU USE ITPrecisely the model youneed! Latest design.. low¬est price! Complete! Easyto use,, even if you've nevertyped before! Built for a life¬time of writing conveni¬ence! A small initial pay¬ment, and it is yours! Paythe balance on easy terms.WOODWORTH’SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St.Royal Typewriter Company, Inc.2 Park Avenue, New York City lowed the use of their prestige forBlackfriar publicity!—ed.Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:On Tuesday, May first, 38 mem¬bers of the Michigan University Na¬tional Student League participatedin the May Day demonstration in De¬troit, where the city officials saw fitto deny the Detroit working class apermit to demonstrate their deter¬mined opposition against Hunger,I War, and Fascism. In the general at¬tack upon the demonstration, the N.S. L. truck driven by the Rev. A. L.Klaer was especially singled outand forced into a blind alley, wherethe police brutally clubbed the stu¬dents with blackjacks to the accom¬paniment of revolting and derisivelanguage.The Michigan administration haslaunched a drive to expel these stu¬dents. President A. G. Ruthven isquoted in the press as follows: “Ifstudents create a disturbance theymust take the consequences.” Thiscallous attitude is* characteristic ofcollege administrations throughoutthe country. W’e have seen the re¬sults of this attitude at Columbia, C.C. N. Y. where the authorities calledout the police to break up a studentdemonstration, at U. of SouthernCalifornia, where students were at¬tacked with tear gas, at Yale, wherepolicemen, who clubbed and arrest¬ed students for participating in thepicket line of a New Haven workers’strike, were rewarded with Christ¬mas dinners out of funds collectedby the administration especially col¬lected for this purpose. We see whatUniversity officials mean by “liberaleducation” and “academic freedom,”CContinued on page 4)•WHAT EVERY GIRLSHOULD know:nZ•vetj.•‘HaU.Tiu" Qefi)eonuolt ike upper assarU as the loseer bustessraet and has strapsso set on tkev cannotslip off iho shoulders."PuU-^tpart'' (right),for slim figures, gireta marked separationbeturern the breasts—the “broad • bosomedefje c»” so smartnowadays.At the left is a “bat h-less” brassiere thatfastens by crossing atthe back and button¬ing to itself in thefront—wonderful foreeen in g,lounging,bathing, etc.For a complete arlectioa of Maiden Form brai-eiarea, airolea and “Once-t)»era” (one-piere faun-dationa) tend for free booklet. Addreu Dept. C.Maiden Form BraaaiereCo.,Inc., New York, N.Y.Ar AU LEADING STORES100> fOi ntf NAMt lue V t rcT ore.'ySAsASSIEIkES yq I a, o i I • • e A a.T I a. aiiTiNON! OfNUINE WITH-ZiUT THIS lABCl. DREXEL THBATRR8S3 E. $8rdTuesday fr WednesdayJanet Caynor and Lionel Barrymorein‘CAROLINA*Mata. 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If Offill, (c), cMoyer, cf Berkson, rfCarlson, p Novak, pThe Illinoi.s swat machine willhelp celebrate the openinj? of theMaroon baseball team’s home confer¬ence schedule at Greenwood fieldthi.s afternoon at 3:30. Ed Novak,who won the Maroons’ lone confer-I nee victory asrainst Iowa, wil prob¬ably hurl, although Bob Langerford,who is charged with the two losersagainst Iowa and Purdue, may be.-ui>slituted at the last minute.The mini, who had previously de¬feated Ohio State, Purdue. Wiscon¬sin, and Northwestern, lost theirfirst game Saturday, falling beforeMichigan, 4 to 1. on an allowanceof three hits. Clifford (Kip) Carl¬son. the only veteran pitcher on thestjuad, will probably start for the vis¬itors today.Shake-Up.Although Coach Anderson mayhave produced results in the recent.-hake-up of his lineup, as is evidenc¬ed by the 16 hits made at PurdueSaturday, further changes are yet inordtr. Despite good pitching byLangford, the rest of the team dis¬played little ability or desire to helphdn out, the infield show’ing up par¬ticularly bad. It is possible that StanKaplan or Joe Kacina may be giventhe third base job in an effort to pro¬duce a winning combination.Dick Cochran, who i> now the reg¬ular shortstop, is impressive, A hardhitter with a good artn, Dick hadben tried in the outfield and at sec¬ond before being given the short^ op jo4).Ralph Wehling, despite his injur¬ed finger, continues to set the pacefor the outfielders in his usual, con-iitent way. Dave Levin, a great starin the field, has not started hittingagain since his ankle was sprained,out should begin any day. Track, Baseball, Golf Teams LoseWeek-end Contests ito BoilermakersChicago sent three teams to La¬fayette Saturday and suffered threelosses at the hands of Purdue.Boilermaker batters scored 10 runsto the Maroon’s 6, the cindersquad took a bad beating, and thegolfers lost 14 to 3.Winning but five out of the 15events, and one of those a tie forfirst, the track team lost 84 to 47.Though this was Chicago’s initialconference champion outdoors thisspring, the team displayed a generalall-around weakness. Jay Berwangerand John Roberts scored more thanhalf of the losers’ total.Berwanger, with a first in thelows, seconds in the shot, highs, dis¬cus, and broad jump, as well as athird in the pole vault, tallied 18points to lead the individual scoringfor the afternoon. Ken Sandbach,Boilermaker star, did not compete inthe 220 low barriers because of asore tendon, though he loafedthrough the distance in the highs foran easy victory.Popejoy Wini TwoCapt. Charlie Popejoy and HarryHollis were both double winners forPurdue. Popejoy scored easy vic¬tories in the two distance events, andthe stocky sprinter captured firstsin the 100, in which Purdue scored aslam, and the broad jump. Robertsvaulted 12 ft. six for five points andtied Gummer for first in the highjump.Pitcher Bob I.«ngford hurled acreditable game but the outfieldersplayed a sloppy brand of baseballand the infielders put on an evenworse exhibition. Outhit 16 to 14,the Boilermakers put their bingles tobetter use and scored 10 runs, fiveof these coming in the seventh whenthey trailed the Maroons. Dick Coch¬ran cracked out four singles, Haar-low a homer, and Lauerman’s doublefor Maroon hitting honors.Young Score* TwoPurdui's linesmen, boasting oneof the strongest teams in the BigTen. knocked over Chicago^’s golfteam to the tune of 1414 to 3. BtirtYoung scored two points in his sin¬gles match for the Maroons, withEd Mauermann netting a half point.Baker and Howe scored a point inthe doubles during the afternoon.Brewer and Craig were the stars forthe Boilermakers. BIG TEN STANDINGSW. L. Pet.Illinois 4 1 .800Indiana 2 1 .667Purdue 3 2 .600Michigan 3 2 .600Northwestern 2 2 .500Iowa 2 2 .500Ohio State 2 3 .400Minnesota 2 4 .333Chicago 1 2 .333Wisconsin 1 3 .250Games This WeekToday—Illinois at Chicago.Frida y—Northwestern atIowa; Wisconsin at Ohio State;Purdue at Indiana; Ohio Stateat Michigan.Saturday—Northwestern atIowa; Wisconsin at Illinois;Ohio State at Michigan.Maroon GolfersOverwhelmed byNotre Dame, 15-3The Maroon golfers lost a onesided match to the Notre Dame links-men yesterday on the Evergreencourse by the score of 15-3. Day,number three man of the Irish squad,shot remarkable golf in the after¬noon individual play to give him a70.In the morning doubles roundChicago failed to pick up a counter.While Mauermann and Young werelosing to Banks and Malloy, Bakerand Howe were being defeated byDay and Green. Neither match wasfinished and thus no record of thenumber of strokes is available, butNotre Dame scored 6 points.Chicago ScoresThe afternoon individual matchesnetted the Maroons their 3 points.Ed Mauermann, the Chicago numberone man, defeated Banks, a I’ankingintercollegiate player, 2 to 1; Maur-ermann came in with 77, Banks withan 80.In the remaining • matches Howewith a 77 lo.st to Day, who made theoutstanding 70 and Young with an83 went down to defeat as a resultof Veenemen’s 75. CHICAGO NET TEAMFACES PUHPLE INIMPOHTANT MEETWith one Big Ten victory andone tie to its credit, the Maroontennis team will face the toughestopponent in its Conference dualmeet schedule today when the boystravel to Evanston to engage North¬western.On the basis of comparativescores, the Wildcats hold a slightedge due to their recent victory overthe Hawkeyes, 5-1, while the best theMaroons could do was to tie Iowa.In defense of the local netmen itseems that the Hawkeyes used“strategy” by juggling their line-upso as to take advantage of the Ma¬roons.The Wildcats have three veteranson their team who have shown inprevious Conference meet play andin this season’s dual meets that theyare no set-ups for anyone. CaptainEarl Tetting reached the semi-finalsof the Big Ten meet last year, andwas beaten only by Britzius, whowon the singles title. Captain MaxDavidson, however, has demonstrat¬ed that he can handle the Wildcatcaptain by trimming the latter badlyin a dual meet last year.Sink vs. WeissDon Sink, who ranks almost ashighly as Tetting, will be at No. 2for Northwestern and is expected togive Trev Weiss a tough battle.However the Maroons look the bet¬ter of the two.In the other two singles matches,Patterson and Tyroler will have theirhands full with Laux and Fiske. Dav¬idson and Weiss should repeat theirvictory over Tetting arid Sink inlast year’s finals of the Big Tendoubles, while the other doublesmatch is a to.ssup.TNUl MONTHS* COUR8IWt OOtt—■ tfVMim AMD oiamnaimA* aA. A* AI-AamoseriUSINESS COLLEGEDADi MOilR. AOwm.*.Ommul-imMM atarM MU'J/mUaa Sigma Chi DefeatsS. A. E. in I-M GameSigma Chi came through with avictory over Sigma Alpha Epsilonyesterday with a score of 12 to 6.Although the winners changedpitchers every inning they gave uponly 5 hits altogether while rollingup a total of 14 for themselves.Montgomery of Sigma Chi had aperfect day at bat with a triple,,a double and 2 singles in four tripsto the plate. FRENCH SUMMERSCHOOLResidential Summer School (co¬educational) in the heart ofFrench Canada. Old (CountryFrench staff. Only Frenchspoken. Elementary, Intermed¬iate, Advanced. (Certificate orCollege Credit. French enter¬tainments, sight-seeing, sports,etc.Fee $160, Board and Tuition.June 27—August 1. Write forcircular to Secretary, Real-iential French Summer School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMONTREAL, CANADAEXTRA!!!Chicago vs. m.Baseball GameTo the Maroon baseball playergetting the 1st home run in today’sgame, the Palm Grove Inn will give$5 credit; good any time up to the endof school.Palm Grove Inn'at 56th St. and Outer DriveMERGER FOR MILLIONS”At the gala opening Fri(day night the campus will witness the thirtieth in theseries of shows which has earneid for Blackfriars the honor of being one of the leaidingmusical comedy organizations in the nation.PRICESMAIN FLOOR EVENINGS MATIN!1st 15 rows $1.75 $1.002nd 10 hows $1.50 $ .75BALCONY1st 3 rows $1.75 $1.002nd 3 rows $1.50 $ .753rd 2 rows $1.00 $ .504th 2 rows $ .75 $ .25Balance $ .50BOXES — $1.75BOX OFFICE IN MANDEL HALL $ .25BLACKFRIARSMAY 11, 12, 18, 19L. -- - —* APage FourI1The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue;Ralph Nicholson.Music and ReligionA service of music. Bond chapelat 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence assembly at 12:30.Lectures“Govehiment Operated Enter¬prises in the Panama Canal Zone.The Transportation Services.” As¬sistant professor Marshall Dimock,Social Science 122 at 3:30.“Economics of the ‘ClassicalSchool’.” Professor Frank Knight,Harper Mil at 4:45.“Contemporary English and Amer¬ican Literature; T. S, Eliot.” Pro¬fessor George Sherburn. Fullertonhall, the Art Institute, at 6:45.“Bio’Jogy and the Physical andMathematical Sciences.” NicholasRashevsky. Pathology 117 at 8.“Technique of Organizing theCommunity.” Y. \V. C, A. room, IdaNoyes hall at 4:30.“Highlights of Japanese Art,” Mr.Kenji Toda. International House at8:30.Undergraduate OrganizationsAchoth. Wicker room, Ida Noyeshall at 3:30.Pegasus. Alumni room, Ida Noyeshall at 12. 'Chorus. Ida Noyes theater at7:30.Polish club. Y. W’, C. A. room, IdaNoyes hall at 7:30.Socialist club. “An Economist De¬fense of Socialism.” J. H. Kirk, Ros-enwald 27 at 8.Graduate Classical club. “GreekMusic and Musical Instruments.”Wieboldt commons at 8.Strolling Friars. Room A, Rey¬nolds club at 7:30.Radio“Movements of Thought.” Profes¬sor T, V. Smith. WJJD at 10.Humanities general course lecture.WJJD a* 1:30.' MiscellaneousBaseball game. Chicago vs. Illi¬nois. Greenwood field at 3:30.Motion Picture. “Poil de Garotte.”International House theater at 8:30.Renaissance society. Historical ex¬hibition of bookbinding, Wieboldt205 from 2 to 5.TICKETSFORALLSHUBERTATTRACTIONSMAYBEOBTAINEDATTHETHEATERBUREAUINTHEDAILYMAROONBUSINESSOFFICE!Today on theQuad rambles CONTINUE PLAYIN I-M TENNISBut one major upset has occurredin the fraternity division tennis sin¬gles tournament. Swinging into thethird round, only one of the fourseeded players has suffered defeat.Hamberger, ZBT, was bowled overby Malmstaedt, an Alpha Sigma Phicontender, 4-6, 5-7.The other seeded players have hadan easy time of it thus far, losingonly two games in three differentmatches. Mertz, Phi Gam, and Wein¬berg, ZBT, defeated Murphy andKessel, respectively, 6-1, 6-0. Con¬nor, Phi Psi taking two love sets,proved too much for Ogbui-n.The dormitory tournament, stai’t-ing slowly, is now well along in itssecond round. Brand and Johnson,favorites, have already reached thethird round.DELAY EXAMAccording to an announcementmade yesterday by Miss Muir, secre¬tary to Dean Bigelow of the Lawschool, the special examination inLaw Accounting, 210, w’ill be heldMonday, May 14 instead of Saturdayas previously announced. The examwill be held in the South room from2-6. THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MAY 8. 1934Palm Grove OffersPrize for Homer inmini Game TodayThe Palm Grove Inn, popular stu¬dent rendezvous, at 56th street andthe lake, is offering a $5 prize tothe first member of the Universityvarsity nine to make a home run inthe conference baseball game withthe mini at Greenwood field at 3 to¬day. This prize will take the formof credit at the Palm Grove. Thelucky player who receives the prizemay use the credit any afternoon orevening from now until the end ofthe quarter.Ilaarlow, Levin, and the otherMaroon sluggers have a tough assign¬ment in winning ihe piize againstthe league-leading Illini.TODAY’S I-M SCHEDULE3:15Phi B. D. vs. Phi PsiA. T. O. vs. Phi Pi PhiLambda Chi Alpha vs. Deke4:15Psi Upsilon vs. Phi DeltaThetaTeke vs. Chi PsiPhi Gamma Delta vs. SietnaNu LETTERS TO THEEDITOR(Continued from page 2)to wit, a Pickwickian attitude towardthe “momentary maladjustments” ofthe “social organism.” But wheneverstudents venture beyond the clois¬ters of their ivy-covered dreamworldand take an active part in the vitalstruggles of the American workingclass, the police are called in, forif textbooks fail, tear gas and black¬jacks will not.If we as students value academicfreedom and civil liberties we mustfight for them; for we do not knowwhen repression will visit our owncampus. Positive guarantee that stu¬dents can participate in the struggleI of the American workingclass with-' out persecution of college authoritiescan only win through a nationwideorganization which combats even theslightest encroachment upon studentliberty. The first step is to showthe authorities that these attacks onstudent rights will not be tolerated.I We therefore call upon all studentsI to send telegrams or letters to MayorFrank Couzens, (care City Hall, De- j' troit) denouncing the brutality of |I his police and demanding an immedi- j, ate public investigation; and to Pres, iA. G. Ruthven (U. of Mich., Ann jArbor) demanding (1) the immedi-j ate cessation of all attempts to ex¬pel the students, (2) a public state¬ment protesting against the viciousattack by Detroit police against stu¬dent and civil rights and demandingthe immediate dismissal of all pub¬lic officials invoilved.University of Chicago N. S. L.For students who plan a course ofaction in concurrence with their con¬victions, we have only praise.—ed.CLASSIFIED ADSLOS T—Delta Phi fraternitycharm gold maltese cross. Reward.CaU H. N. Woodward, Fairfax 8200.WANTED—Sm. apt. near Univ. inexchange for 5 rm. summer cottage,water, lights, garage, Saugatuck,Mich. Reply to Box 0, Daily Ma¬roon.LOST—Newman’s “Outlines ofZoology.” Leave in Maroon BusinessOffice between 2 and 5. Reward.NTENSIVESfenoyr^fthic COURSEFor College trained Men and Women. 100word* a minute in 100 dav*. Atsuredone fee. Day clatae* begin April 2nd.Visit, turtle i>r phone RANdolph 1575BRYANbSTRAnON18 SO. MICHIGAN AVE . CHICAGO — MOTHER’S DAY —Sunday, May 13JOHNSON & JENSENFLORISTS2313 E. 71»t St. Ph. H. 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