NVol. 34. No. 102.sweetnessand lightbyCharles tyroler and harry kaUenSNIFFING, SNIFFING, SNIFFINGThe splendid caricature of Ger¬trude Stein in this month’s VanityI air again raises that serious ques¬tion of as to whether Miss Stein isthe real thing or not. We have al¬ways been unable to decide whetherwe were just terribly bourgeoise andthat Miss Stein belonged to a raceapart or whether Mi.ss Stein has af¬ter all these years been putting oneover on her culturally starved butgullible public. For those of ourreaders who suffer from inferioritycomplexes when they contemplate.Miss Stein’s famous dictum that aro.'ie is a rose we tell the following.-tory which we have borrowed fromProfessar James Weber Linn.It seems that Mrs. Linn went toKadcliffe with Gertrude, who achiev¬ed a tremendous reputation on cam¬pus in those days as the girl whonever took a bath. This feat earnedfor .Miss Stein a degree of distinctioncomparable on a smaller scale to theone she holds at pre.sent. But aftershe had enjoyed a certain period ofunque.stioned fame, some of her moreskeptical cohorts became suspiciousbecause, to put it somewhat inele¬gantly, she did not smell badenough. “And today,’’ concludes IFVofessor Linn in his admirable fa.sh-ion, “Gertrude uses the same self-advertising scheme to make peoplebelieve that she never bathes her in¬telligence—so that they come aroundLn great hordes—sniffing, sniffing,sniffing.’’WITH TOOLS IN HANDThose of us who have had thepleasure of living at the new men’sdormitories will reflect with amuse¬ment on the following news itemfrom Boston. “More than 100 Harv¬ard freshman,’’ the clipping says,“will quit the famous new housesnext year in a revolt against toomuch democracy and expense. Com¬plaining that the new house plan, thepurpo.«e of which is to make eachhouse a cross .section of the entire■student body, forces them to live inthe same building with men of dif-fi'rent creeds, political opinions, ana.social position, the students plan tohire houses of their own next fall.’’We feel that it is fortunate thatthere is a little unused land near ourUniversity for if the idea evercaught on at Chicago all the boyswould be piling out of the dormi¬tories with tools in hand to buildtheir own houses. Incidentally shouldthe.se 100 Harvard boys ever chance,to visit our campus, we suggest thatthey stop at the International House.They’d like it there.SWAN SONGWe are always delighted to hearstorie.s about the Chicago Tribune,and so when Harry Morrison contrib¬uted a tale about one Mr. Corpen-iiing who is McCormick’s right handman, we were especially glad. Itseems that Col. McCormick boughttwo swans to grace his country es¬tate hoping after the reciuisite periodof time to have some baby swans.Months passed without any results.Finally in exasperation McCormicksent Corpenning out to his estate tocorrect the difficulties. Corpenningworked feverishly for two weeks andthen reported to his chief that atlast he had discovered what waswrong. Both the swans were males.For us, outside of its biological im¬port, the story is interesting as an¬other illustration of Tribune ineffi¬ciency. And it also illustrates thata college education does have somepractical value. Why we’re willing towager that one of the Tribune’s ownemployees, Professor Gideonse, couldhave solved the problem in much lessthan two weeks.WGN OUTSPOKENLY TOthe rescueThe good old Trib which seems tofui nish almost all our material, comesto our rescue as the last space in thecolumn, stares at us reproachfully.This morning Mr. McCormick’s dailyoutput of pulp .stated that Mr. Wirtwas prevented from speaking oveithe radio because of “technical dif¬ficulties.’’ Perhaps we are merelyold-fashioned and unacquainted witnthe art of journalistic tact and all,but we mu.st nevertheless admit thatWe still somewhat wistfully preferstatement and even over-.statementrather than under-statement. Why(Continued on page 4) ' UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY MAY 2, 1934 Price Three CentsSELECT 15 SONGSFOR “MERGER FORMILLIONS SHOWPanama, Stein, CarrollEach ContributeFourFifteen songs have been selectedby Producer Edgar Schooley and theOrder of Blackfriars to be used in“Merger for Millions’’ which will begiven .May 11, 12, 18, and 19.Herman Stein and Norman Pan¬ama, working together, contributedfour of the songs, which, accordingto the judges, prove fair to take theirplace beside the now famous “Gang-.ster Blue.<<’’ and “Love Strikes aRhapsody.’’ The latter song, fromlast year’s show, was by the .<amecomposers, Stein and Panama.William Carroll, another veterancontributor of Blackfriars music, hashad four of his works accepted. Leon¬ard Nierman and Frank Taussig, alsoprevious Blackfriars composers, havesongs in “Merger for Millions.’’Songs of First ActThe songs for the first act are: “Offto Nowhere,’’ words and music byLeonard Nierman; “Six LittleCo-eds,’’ words and music by W'il-liam Carroll; “Mona Low,’’ w’ords byFVank Taussig, music by Joel Her¬ron; “We’ve Got a Lot of WhatWe’ve Got,’’ words by Norman Pan¬ama, music by Herman Stein^“Write My Love Upon Your Heart,”words by Adrian Brodey, music byFranklin Miller; and the Finale ofAct I by Leonard Nierman.The music for the second act runsas follows: “Whirlwind,’’ words byAdrian 'Bi-odey, music by FranklinMiller; “We’ve in the Bvain TrustNow,’’ words and music by WilliamCarroll; “Merge!’’, words by an an¬onymous contributor, music by Wil¬liam Carroll; “Bell Song,’’ by FrankTaussig; “Flower Song,’’ words byNorman Panama, music by HermanStein; “Care.ss Me, a Tango,’’ wordsby Norman Panama, music by Her¬man Stein; “Quieres Donde,’’ wordsand music by Herman Stein; and theF'inale of .Act II by William Carroll.Song* Not Yet Cho*enThere are several song spots forwhich the music has not been select¬ed from among the work submittedto the judges. A song, “It’s Lousybut it’s Commercial,’’ by Panama andStein is sure of a place in the show,but its position has not been deter¬mined.All of the music submitted to theBlackfriars was of a high type^ ac-cewding to Leonard Olson, sopho¬more in charge of music for Black¬friars. Olson voiced the opinion thatthe song by Carroll “Six Little Co¬eds,’’ and that by Panama and Stein,“It’s Lousy but it’s Commercial,’’would be the hits of the show.Judge Hugo FriendPresides at CourtSession TomorrowJudge Hugo Friend, prominent jur¬ist of the Chicago municipal courtand authority on wills cases will pre¬side over the fourth session of theLaw school Bar A.ssociation practicecourt tomorrow evening. The courtwill convene in the Law court roomof the Law school at 7:15.Fittingly enough. Judge Friendwill hear a trial involving a will, thecase of Mary H. Jones, complainant,v.s. Harry A. Smith, respondent. It isan action to set aside the probatedwill of John T. Jones on the groundsthat at the time of making the willhe did not have the physical or men¬tal capacity or power to make a will.The whole estate was divided to thecomplainant’s two sisters who livedin Penn.sylvania for several years,while she received nothing althoughshe lived with the testator for thelast five years.Harry A. Smith, the respondent,is the executor of the will. In thetrial the complainant will be repre-.sented by attorneys David Mendel¬sohn and Philip Lederer. The respon¬dent has retained Charles Woodruffand John Wenzel for his counsel.This practice court, sponsored bythe Committee on trial practice ofthe Bar Association is known as the33niversity Court of Cook County. Itspurpose is to give members of theassociation practice in actual trialprocedure. University MadrigalSingers to FeatureJ. W. Haden SundayThe University Madrigal Singers,conducted by Cecil Micliener Smith,will give a program of choral musicin Mandel hall at 8:30, Sunday, May6. Their first campus concert of theyear, the program will feature thevoice of Joseph Wilson Haden, bass-baritone, in “L’Horizon Chimerique,’’a cycle of four songs by Faure. Agroup of three contemporary songswill be sung for the first time in Chi¬cago. The concert will be given un¬der the auspices of the UniversityChorus.The program will be a varied one,and will consist of five folk-songs,a group of I'eligious compositions,three love songs by Brahms, somecontemporary works, choruses from“Patience” by Gilbert and Sullivan,and the solo group by Faure. Thethree of the contemporary groupwhich will be sung for their firsttime in Chicago are, “To be sung ofa summer night on the water” byDelius; Debussy’s “Dieu! qu^’il la faitbon regarder”; and “Three Odes ofHomer” by Randall Thompson, anAmerican composer.The Madrigal Singers are a cam¬pus group, although this is their firstcampus program. During the pastwinter season they gave a series ofradio programs over KYW from 5:15to 5:45 every Sunday.Tickets, 25 cents, may be securedfrom Cecil Michener Smith at 5757University avenue, or at the doorthe evening of the performance.PRESS ANNOUNCESPUBLICATION OATEOF 8 NEW BOOKSTwo books to he published in thenear future and the release of sixother books were announced todayby the Univer.sity Press. “The Phil¬osophy and Psychology of Sensation”by Charles Hartshorne. assistant pro¬fessor of Philosophy, will be relea.sed.May 15, while on May 8 there willappear “Water Supply Organizationin the Chicago region” by Max R.White, one of the .series on SocialScience Studies being published oythe University.“Nature and Life” by AlfredNorth Whitehead contains the twolectures of thi.s distinguished philos¬opher in which science is reinterpret¬ed in a way that takes out the me¬chanistic sting.Another one of the recent re¬leases, “Control of Radio” by Jer¬ome Kerw’in, a.ssociate profe.ssor ofPolitical Science, is number 10 in theseries of Public Policy Pamphlets.Sophonisba P. Breckinridge, SamuelDeutsch professor emeritus of Pub¬lic Welfare .Administration, has alsojust issued “Social Work and theCourts: Select Documents,” a com¬panion work “The Family and theStates,” published in January,“Public Utility Valuation” by Wil¬lard J. Graham, a.ssistant professorof Accounting, is the latest of theStudies in iBu.siness Administrationissued by the School of Busine.ss.DEBATE UNION VOTESON NEW CONSTITUTIONAT MEETING TONIGHTA new plan for debating at theUniversity will be voted on by mem¬bers of the University Debate Unionat a meeting of the Union tonightat 7:30 in Room .A, the Reynoldsclub when a revised constitution joithe Union will be presented.The main provision in the newconstitution provides for a debatesquad with a student debate man¬ager and a faculty debate coach.Plans for several debates during theSpring will also be announced at themeeting.Tryouts for a debate team, whichwill meet DePaul university Friday,will be held today in the office ofDr. S. McKee Rosen, director of de¬bate, in Harper E50. The debate willtake place at (54 E. Lake street at7:45 on the question of making per¬manent the present powers of thepresidency. A two man team will beselected to represent the Univer.sityagainst the DePaul team. P RIG E ANALYSISGROUP MOVES TOGAMPUSJFFIGESProfessor Cover DirectsStudy of BuyingHabitsAiming at facilitating the opera¬tions of the Retail Price Analysisstudy, of which John H. Cover, pro¬fessor of Statistics, is director, theoffice of the project will be movedto the campus this week, it was an¬nounced yesterday by Dr. Cover,Compilation of statistical data hasbeen carried on in Washington, D.C., during the past year.The project, which Dr. Cover hasbeen instrumental in developing, iscanied on under the auspices of aninter-departmental committee. Rep¬resented on the study is the Researchand Planning division of the NRA,the Btireau of Labor Statistics, theCentral Statistical Board, and the Il¬linois Employment Relief Commis¬sion.The University has donated theuse of the second floor of the weststands of Stagg Field to house theproject and has also contributed to¬ward the general expenses of thework. The budget for the work hereexceeds $14,000.Statistical AnalytesThe study from now on consistsmainly of statistical analyses of thefigures which have been compiledduring the past months. It is plannedto determine as accurately as pos¬sible the relation of population typesto purchasing habits, to types ofstores, to merchandising practices,and related items. A refined analysisof the difference in buying customsof large and small cities and of theNorth and the South will be made.Professor Cov^r has applied for 62trained workers from the Illinois Em¬ployment Relief Commission, In ad¬dition to Dr, Cover, four of his as¬sistants from the capitol will super¬vise the project.In addition to his work as directorof the Retail Price Analy.sis study.Dr. Cover is a member of the Con¬sumers’ Debt committee of the Con¬sumers’ Advisory Board.Cox DiscussesPlanning BeforeEk^onomics ClubGarfield V. Cox, professor of Fi¬nance, will speak on the subject,“Economic planning in a Democ¬racy,” at the quarterly dinner meet¬ing of the Graduate club of Econom¬ics and Business to be held tomor¬row in Ida Noyes hall at 6:30.Professor Cox will present an an¬alysis of the po.ssibilities and prob¬lems of economic planning in a so¬cial order in which democracy pre¬vails. Although the meeting is in¬tended primarily for members of theEconomics and Business club, personsinterested in hearing this talk can se¬cure tickets in the office of theSchool of Business for 75 cents.Long interested in the question ofeconomic planning and related prob¬lems, Professor Cox has made studiesof the business cycle and of businessforecasting device. He and CharlesO. Hardy of the Institute of Econom¬ics ,in Washington were joint au¬thors of “Forecasting Business Eco¬nomic Conditions” published in 1927.In 1921 he wrote “An Appraisal ofAmerican Business Forecasts.”German Clubs GiveHeidelberg ProgramThe German club and the Germangroup of International House arecombining to present “An Evening inHeidelberg” Saturday night at 8:30at International House.Plans for the evening’s entertain¬ment include a variety program, floorshow and dancing, with the musicfurnished by a German band andorchestra. Refreshments will be serv¬ed in a German coffee garden espe¬cially designed for the evening.Catherine Reiter, president of theGerman club, is in charge of the ar¬rangements. The tickets, priced at50 cents, may be obtained at Inter¬national House or the Bookstore. Sissy Seniors RaiseMeager Mustaches;Dodge Botany PondBy RALPH NICHOLSONWhat a school, what sissies!Blackfriars goes to all the troubleto sponsor one mustache race afteranother and it doesn’t do a bit ofgood. No one throws any one else inthe botany pond and no one talksabout “Merger for Millions” so whatdoes it get you?And the quiescence is not due toany super-fine crop of down on theupper lip or anything like that asa body might suspect. The fuzzisn’t so luxuriant or neat as to meritsuch total abstinence from thegrowth-producing dips in the Eoceneslime that serves as decoration inHull court as the lack of activityalong those tonic lines would suppose.Far from it. My own observationsshow that the crop this year is themangiest, scrawniest, thinnest, lousi¬est, and downright meagerest thatever pushed forth into bright day¬light. Why here am I, practically afreshman, and if I couldn’t at leaststrain the shoulder-joints out of mysoup by the end of two weeks I’d bewilling to take my college certificateand mingle with the seniors.It seems just too bad to waste thediminutive engraved loving cup thatthe Reynolds club barber shop is sup¬plying for the race. All a guy needsto win is a few stray hairs aroundin the general nose region. iBnt ne\-ertheless, the final judging of thecontest will be conducted Friday byE. T. Bradford of the Reynolds clubshop.HUTCHINS FORESEESGREAT EXPANSION OFRADIO IN EDUCATIONSpeaking at a meeting of the ad¬visory council of the National Broad¬casting Company at New York City,President Robert M. Hutchins re¬cently expressed the belief that thetime is opportune for serious-mind¬ed educational radio programs.“Speaking on the radio is a newart which reiiuires practice and care¬ful thought,” said Mr. Hutchins.“May we not in the more seriousfield of education develop the equiv¬alent of Amos ’ll’ Andy in the fieldof entertainment, lifting men hither¬to unknown to prominence becauseof their ability not only to presentfacts in their correct light and inter¬pretations and predictions that willprove accurate, but also to hold theirlisteners’ attention by their radiopresence? The importance of an in¬timate and informal style cannot beover-emphasized.”Mr. Hutchins believes that theaudience which may be reached mostsuccessfully by radio is that groupof intelligent people, interested inknowledge and culture, who have lit¬tle or no contact with educationalinstitutions, “This field has neverbeen developed by motion picture orradio for a non-fiction purpose,” saidMr. Hutchins.PICK WINNERS TODAYIN FLORENCE ADAMSPOETRY COMPETITIONThe finals of the Florence Jame.sAdams poetry reading contest, an¬nounced for yesterday in The DailyMaroon, will take place this after¬noon at 4 in Harper Mil. The judgesare Rollo L. Lyman, professor of theTeaching of English; Fred Eastman,professor of Religious Literature andDrama at the Chicago TheologicalSeminary; and Lennox B. Grey, in¬structor in English.According to the rules of the con¬test, four persons were to be chosenin the preliminaries, but the racewas so close that the judges selectedfive. The winners of the prelimin¬aries are Haven Hubbard, Elder Ol¬son, Sylvia Paulay, Marie Reese, andNewton Smyth. Each person will beallowed ten minutes to demonstratehis ability. Among the selections thatwill be read are Tennyson’s “Ulys¬ses,” Frost’s “Birches,” “Masefield’s“Sea Fever,” and Browning’s “Re¬spectability.” GIVE SGHOLARSHIPEXAMINATIONS IN16 GITI^MAY 12About 1000 High SchoolStuidents to EnterCompetitionThe annual competitive scholarshipexaminations for high school studentswill be held this year in cities out¬side of the Chicago area on Saturday,May 12, and at the University onFriday, May 18. Though a finalcheck-up has not yet been made, itis expected that approximately 1000students will take the examinations,according to a report from the of¬fice of Admissions,This year the number of cities outr-side of Chicago in which the compet¬itive examinations will be held hasbeen reduced from 30 to the follow¬ing 16: Moline, Illinois; Indianapolisand South Bend, Indiana; Detroit andGrand Rapids, Michigan; Minneapo¬lis, Minnesota; Kansas City and St.Louis, Missouri; Omaha, Nebraska;Tulsa, Oklahoma; Dallas, Texas; Mil¬waukee, Wisconsin; Cincinnati andCleveland, Ohio; Raleigh, North Car¬olina; and Atlanta, Georgia.Calumet Won in 1933Last year 977 students from 186high schools took the examinations.Twenty-four full scholarships, 22half scholarships, and 23 honorablementions were awarded. CalumetHigh School of Chicago won firstplace with the greatest number ofawards.The subjects in which examinationsmay be taken are divided into twogroups. Subjects in which a mini¬mum of two years of high school in¬struction is essential for the examin¬ations are listed in group A, whichconsists of the following: EnglishComposition and Literature, (collegeentrance requirements necessary);World-History'— Ancient, Medieval,and Modern European, English, andAmerican, Mathematics, Latin, Ger¬man, French, and Spanish. Group Bconsists of the following subjects inwhich one year of high school in¬struction is essential: Biology, Chem¬istry, and Physics.Must Take 3 ExamsEach candidate must take examin¬ations in three subjects chosen fromeither group, but he must take atleast one examination on a subjectin group A. Each examination willbe one hour in length, and will belargely of the objective type. Thewinners of scholarships will be an¬nounced in Mandel hall at 8 in theevening of the day on which theexaminations are held here.The usual afternoon and eveningprogram of entertainment for thecontestants who particulate in theexaminations will be conducted thisyear by the new Student Social Com¬mittee which will be announced soonby the retiring social committee.Renaissance SocietyPresents Series ofModern Art EssaysThe Renaissance Society is pre¬senting a series of critical essays onmodern art based on lectures givenbefore the Art Institute of Chicago,The Arts Club of Chicago, and TheRenaissance Society. These essays willbe published by the University Presslate in May.Volume I, written by James John¬son Sweeney, well known art criticfor the New York Times and authorof numerous critical papers will beentitled “Plastic Redirections inTwentieth-Century Painting.” In thisvolume Mr. Sweeney proposes to dis¬cuss the function of the critic ofmodern art, and what painters havebeen attempting to do in the lastthirty years.Edward Francis Rothschild, assist¬ant professor of the History of Art,has written the second volume, “TheMeaning of Unintelligibility in Mod¬ern Art.” This work attempts to ex¬plain the modern idiom in art andpresents the case as a prerequisiteto an appreciation of art. He seeksthe scholar’s solution to the problem.The third volume, called “Seuratand the Evolution of La GrandeJatte,” was written by Daniel CattonRich, associate curator of paintingand sculpture at the Art Instituteof Chicago. This volume examinesthe elements of design and givesthe history of “'La Grande Jatte.”r -Page TwoSi!? Satlg iMarnottFOUNDED IN 190iThe Daily Maroon i« the official atudent newspaper of theUniversity of Chicaso. publiihed mornines except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday durins the autumn, winter, and aprinitgoarten by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 Univereity avenue.Subscription ratee: 62.60 a year; 64.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No restwosibiiity is assumed by Che University of Chieagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracu entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter hlarch 18, 1008, at the post*office St Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expreesly rmerves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this packer.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-ChielVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE 1. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNetf B. Gerson David H. Kutncr Plorcnee WishntekBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilHam Bergman William O’Donnell hohert Samuels^ SOPHOMORE REPORTERSChsrlotte Fishmsn Henry Kelley Donsld MorrisEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr Ralph NiehoisonRuth Greenebaum lanet Lewy Jeanne StolteCharles Homt Curtis Melnick William WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottsehalk Robert McQuIlkinFtank Davis Thomas Karats Gerald StemZalmon Goldnaith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Huntington Hams Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Sidney Hyman Georg MannNight Editor: Charles HoerrWednesday, May 2, 1934STRENGTHENING THESOCIALIST CLUBOn the glorious first of May that was yester¬day the most innocuous organization on campusheld a mass meeting in the Circle under the grimeyes of ten or more South Park policemen.Peaceably, though challenged to start some¬thing by the overwhelming presence of the “law”,the Socialist club carried out its May Day pro¬gram with great success—thanks to the ten police¬men.Henceforth the Socialist club cannot be knownas an “innocuous organization”, since some Uni¬versity official evidently thinks it is such a men¬ace that it deserves to be watched by ten officersof the law. its meeting was just large enough tobe called a mass, and its orators were just vehe¬ment enough to attract the mass’s attention foran hour or so.But those policemen! That was a real sign ofstrength.After the orators ceased hurling their mild in¬vective, local adherents to the Socialist cause ad¬journed the meeting much more pacifically thantheir contemporary anti-war pacifists. The SouthPark police guardains almost sorrowfully felt thatsomebody had forgotten the climax.The policemen glumly piled into two waitingpaddy-wagons and rode away. Said one police¬men while boarding: “Don’t see why the Univer¬sity sent for us.”Indeed, it does seem strange that the tolerantUniversity, so well known and respected for lib¬eralism, should think it even remotely expedientto request South Park police aid to quell a veryremotely possible riot by such respectable pinksas its own Socialist club.But the Socialist club has profited immensely.Now it can stage bigger mass meetings, hotter-headed speakers, and greater publicity. Perhapsin time it can aspire to a real riot! By imposingthe heavy police guard yesterday, some Univer¬sity official has given the Socialist club greathopes.—J. P. B.UNIVERSITY CONFUSEDITS RIOTS?One explanation can be offered for the Uni¬versity’s poor judgment in summoning police tothe Socialist meeting. Perhaps someone confusedthe annual Socialist May I mass meeting withthe annual May I 3 Prohibition riot.The perennial riot of May 1 3 immortally com¬memorates the banishment of Federal Prohibitionagents from the campus scene. This remarkableachievement took place way back in 1926 or so.The date. May 1 3, has called for a riot ever since.Of course, Prohibition has been repealed now,but that does not seem to matter much in dealingwith people determined to have a riot every year.Such determination deserves,to be appeased, and THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY. MAY 2, 1934policemen have very little effect on the situation.On one of these memorable occasions the Uni¬versity called out the campus police, mountedthem on R. O, T. C,. horses, and sent them toquell the riot. The result of that sally has madeconversation in polite circles ever since.One peculiar slant on the nonsensical May 1 3riot is its origin, inspiration, and execution bysome of the University’s most respected students—students against whom, if they met openly, theUniversity would never dream of calling outpolice.Students behind the May 13 out-dated cele¬brations are campus conservatives, campus con-formers. They belong to organizations which pro¬fess loyalty to the University, Their dull mindscan perceive no more subtle way of expressingloyalty to the University than by building up alittle good old collegiate spirit around the oldplace.This collegiate spirit takes the material formof white-washed buildings, broken windows,painted sidewalks, and burned tennis bleachers.These expressions of loyalty to the University arcso contradictory and incoherent, with a calf-likedumbness, that it seems the minds of campus con-formers gained little besides atmosphere duringexposure at the University. Their thought pro¬cesses have a reverse English that is truly astound¬ing.But we should not be too harsh upon this so-called “better element’’ on campus. After all,the May 13 riot is their only outlet the yeararound. What we really have against them istheir stark, unashamed unoriginality.—J. P. B.I The Travelling Bazaar jI By MILT OUN |lii|ii|[|liilMiniii|ii|iiiii|it|ii|ii|i[|iii<i|if|‘:|niii|i)f!'fti'l..|i li fi.l* iri- |. I' inahiiiffSURPRISE PARTIESThey’ve been walking around campus veryquietly enjoying themselves. Nobody suspectedthere was anything too heavy in it. And nowthey’ve went and done it; yessir, it was inyesterday’s news, which we are always good atrepeating: Sara Jane Leckrone is engaged toTaylor Whittier, and they’re going to be mar¬ried after their graduation in June. An orchidto youse, and happy days!« * «PROFESSOR ZIMMERSince Pete Zitnmer has turned from athleteto aesthete he’s been crashing the spotlighttremendously. Why not? For example, he gavea short lecture on Rococo Art in Pijoan's nineo’clock Tuesday morning. Afterwards they weredrawing pictures on the blackboard, and he andthe teacher had the class in the aisles attempt¬ing to illustrate certain points, suggesting thingsto one another, and, basically making fun of eachother. You should have seen it. Neither knewthe other was making fun of him. You shouldhave seen it. They had the class in the aisles.« « 4tHELLUVA WEEKIn other days we all call Cathedral 8000 tofind out what-the correct time is. This weekwe are calling the Zeta Bete house, for theyare having that kind of a Hell Week. In additionto the correct time at any hour of the day ornight, the sleepy freshman who answers yourring will give you a bit of a ditty, a short poem ’—almost anything you call for. Call up andsee .sometime. The number is Hyde Park 5670Hereby we lose our Zeta Bete freshman follow¬ing.« « «STUFF AND STUFFThe health records of the University are saidto have the name of a colored girl on campuswhich runs like this: Ima Violet Cloud... .V in- ■cent Paul Quinn, the art man, is atwitter overthe thought of Peggy Burns, expert Mirror tap¬per and Delta Sig... .Quinn, you know, is theman who once let slip this statement during pCof’ Shop conversation: “I love to dance witha good dancer, but rarely can I find one whois—my type,”We’ve all seen poor souls struggling alongweakankledly past the women’s dorms and otherplaces on roller skates. Betty Meyers andJanet Lewy, instead, betake themselves over tothe White City Skating Arena, where they canstruggle in peace.... Bud Lyon has found anold love again. He met her when he was in jChicago last summer for the Fair, and now she*scome back, and her name is Kitty. The name,Bud says, is no kidding, but he won’t go furtherthan that You might dash down to the Rey¬nolds Barber Shop and take a peek at the silvermustache cup which Brad has had made up forthe winnah. Boy, is it the nuts. You coulddrink the nectar of the gods from it and neverwet a hair, such is its construction.... It’s goodto have Ed Schooley back with us in Blackfriarsagain. The good old twinkling eye, the pot belly,the awful cigar smoke. Good old Ed. Eighteen-Cigars-a-Da/ff Ed. We've-Got-a-Show-Herie-if-Y ou'll-W ork-on-it-Boys Ed Schooley Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:Hyman in an editorial recentlysaid in effect that there is nobodyaround here to convert to anti-war,because almost everybody on thiscampus already realizes how fool¬ish war is. This is apparently meantto prove the futility of anti-war ac¬tion hereabouts.I would thoroughly agree with himthat some of the activities of theAnti-War Association during the lastfew weeks have been futile. But Imost profoundly disagree with himthat this proves that anti-war actionis futile.He does not seem to take one im¬portant fact into account. If youwant peace, it U not nearly enoughto hate war. It is necessary to un¬derstand and work against the causesof war. Students around here disbe¬lieve in war, true, but they do wantmany things which mean war. Thereis a parallel in the case of the young¬ster who certainly didn’t believe ingetting a stomachache, but he waswilling to eat an infinite amount ofcandy. He got the stomachache.Some of the prejudices and be¬liefs that students must be willingto give up if we are to get genuineinternational peace are th^ follow¬ing:U) The belief that war is inevit¬able. Dr. J. F. Newton says “Everyargument automatically proves thatwar is forced upon us as indeed itis—by ourselves War “becomesinevitable” as a vague pervasive fat¬alism puts it, and finally it breaksout automatically like a fit of homi¬cidal mania.... it is not necessaryto eradicate a basic instinct of manin order to put an end to war. No,it is only necessary to get the mindof man away from a false and foolishidea.”(2) The belief that because war is likely the United States should | ize that we want the things that meanbuild up an army and a navy of the ! that the things some of them wantbiggest possible amount. Experience j (such as an R. O, T. C. unit andhas proved that when we do this, national glory) mean war; and itother nations do the same thing and would be thoroughly worthwhile ifthat fear < and suspicion breed, so (Continued on page 4)that war ultimately comes.(3) The belief that the UnitedStates is usually right and other na¬tions usually wrong, so that ourcountry need not co-operate withother nations In erecting bulwarksagainst war. Many students will noteven sign a petition now being cir¬culated urging that the U. S. A.state the terms on which it wouldjoin the League of Nations, becausathey are somehow suspicious, fearingfar more to take the risks of peaceand sensible co-operation, than therisks of war and inordinate expenseof men and money. This attitude isso strong that when, as the U. P. re¬ports, Soviet Russia proposed to ourgovernment that the two powers joina revised league, the administrationwas cool towards the idea. Far be itfrom me to argue that the Leaguealone will ensure peace, but surelyit’s far more rational to try to co¬operate than to stand off in a cornerand prate about splendid isolation.(4) The belief that such factorsas the R. 0. T. C. and high tariffsare completely harmless.(5) The belief that peace is in-evitable. It is no more inevitablethan war, and will only con>« becausethose of us who reauy want it, areready to work hard for it. Our sen-!ators and congressmen must realizepeace; our fellow-students mu.st real-Visit a truly distinctive restaurantThe Birch Restaurant876 East 63rd Street Near logi—ide Are.The Restaurant with the North Woods AtmosphereLANTERN LIGHTS—COZY BOOTHSTry Our Special Luncheon — 25cCome in After Your Date — We Never CloseWe serve the best Wines and Liquors THEATRE668 R. UrSWednoday“MANDALAY”withKay Francis • Ricardo CortezMsts. Daily lie tiU S:ISElmil Und Die DetektiveMay 7 and 84:30 and 8:30 p. m.INTERNATIONAL HOUSEComing May 14 siui ISOER HAUPTMANN VON KOETENICKEmployers preferUniveriity graduateswho write Gregg lUiofftbaiidBosinsM men can fit you Into thsirorganisations more qaiekly and saslljif you wriU Gregg Shorthand, (ton’tlet your eollcgo training go to waste.Put it to work in a positioa socuredthrough Grogg Secretarial Training.Writo. call or tolophoneState 1881 for partieulaiaThe GREGG COLLEGEHome of Gregg Shorthand6 N. MIehlgaa Aea^ CMcagaSTUDENTS!REMEMBER —that each student at the University is a potentialsalesman for the University!that the University is conducting the most nota¬ble experiment in higher education in this country!that the University stands second to none inequipment, academic, scientific, and athletic!INFORM —your home community about the University, de¬stroying misunderstandings that arise from lack of in¬formation.prominent high school students about the Uni¬versity. They will attend the University if they know'the University.Repay the Debt YouOwe to the University!' r,THE DAILY-MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1934 Page ThrMTHE UNIVERSITY WOMANY.W.C.A. Sends i8 Delegates toMay Conference!City-Wide Croup to Discuss!Political Menaces tojWorld Peace.Y. W. C. A. has chosen eight dele¬gates to attend the Chicago Confer-«nce on the International Economic('risis to be held on May 12, 13, and14, at the Cameo Room of the Mor¬rison Hotel. They are Helen deWei them, Cleta Olmstead, Mary For-ne.v, Ida Espenshade, Marie Molloy,Connie Fish, Bettyann Nelson, andAdele Langworthy.The purpose of this conference isto acquaint the Midwest with thedangers of nationalism, capitalism,fascism, and communism menacingtiie welfare and peace of the world,in the hope of conceiving and pro¬jecting effective programs of action.\mong the prominent speakersscheduled for the program are RabbiI„ L. Mann, Professorial Lecturer onOriental Languages and Literaturesat the University, and Paul H. Doug¬las, Professor of Economics. Rabbi,Nfann will speak on May 12 at 8;the subject of his address will be,“Shall the Synagogue Refuse to Co¬operate in War?” On May 13 at 8Professor Paul Douglas will speakon, “How the Roosevelt Administra¬tion Is Trying to Meet the Economic('risis.”Many prominent people on cam¬pus sponsoring the conference in¬clude Margaret Logan Clark, Pro¬fessor Paul Douglas, Dean Gilkey,Professor Robert Moras 1.4>vett, Rab¬bi Louis L. Mann, Mary E. McDowell,and Professor Henry N. Wieman.\ National Convention of the Y.W, C. A. begins today in Philadelphiaand will continue until May 8. i)nFriday at 1:30 Mrs. Franklin D.Ftoosevelt, Mi.sses C. M. and van\sch van Uyck will speak to theirradio audience.Under the auspices of the Y. W.('. A. Music Group, Prince ModupeParis, a native of the west coast ofAfrica, will give a recital on May17 at 8, in the Theater of Ida Noyeshall.The African Prince will both singand play as well as supplement hismusic with narrative. The programwill include selections of his nativemusic, and a brief discussion on thehistorical development of African SOCIETYName Ida NoyesAuxiliary, CounciAppointments to the Ida NoyesAuxiliary and the Advisory Councilfor the coming year were announcedyesterday by Mrs. Alma P. Brook,the director of the Ida Noyes Club¬house. The new members of the Ad¬visory Council are Virginia New,Kvelyn Carr, Helen de Werthem,Harriet Arm.strong, Elizabeth Scott,Catherine Hoffer, Elizabeth Hamble-ton, Clara Margaret Morley, and Bet¬ty Ann Nelson.Those appointed to the Auxiliary,which will have its first meeting to¬night, are Betty Ellis, MargaretGoetsch, Jane Hebert, Ida Blander,Cloyd Stifler, Hannah Fisk, Hilde-garde von Poven, Rena Nelson, Elea¬nor Graham, and Mary Louise Cool-idge.COMAD LUNCHEONComad, the women’s organizationm the School of Business, is holdingits annual luncheon Saturday at 1:30at Harvey’s Restaurant, for the pur¬pose of exchanging experiences withalumni women.The program which will be present¬ed as a broadcast will include a talkby Mrs. W. H. Spencer, wife of thedean of the School of Business, on“Women in the Recovery Period”;talks by two alumni women, Mrs.Alspough and Miss Frances Gibson;and a skit to be presented by twomembers of Comad, Roda Wagnerand Charlotte Tragnitz.Vassar will continue its coopera¬tive housing plan, which permits stu¬dents to earn money. Girls in thedormitories earned from $50 to $300or more in the school year by clean¬ing rooms, waiting on table, andmanaging the kitchen. More than one-third of the undergraduates earn !money toward expenses in this way. | bySUZANNERomance seems to be thrivinghereahouLs.... In surveying the fieldof those interested in wedding rings,we find a goodly number with Inten¬tions. ...We see by the papers that SARAJANE LECKRONE and TAYLORWHITTIER have just added them¬selves to the prospective mergermovement. The blond “Little Eva”and her Phi Gam are planning towed soon after school is over, we re¬port.JANE SOWERS and JOHN COLT-MAN, that couple who deserve ac¬claim for their steadfast devotion,are also about to become man andwife. The wedding is to be a smallone in Bond chapel on May 29th,with Gerry Smithwick as maid ofhonor and Virginia Russell and Dor¬othea Smith the bridesmaids.VIRGINIA RUSSELL, who’s beenwearing PAUL STAGG’S diamondfor some time, is seriou.sly workingon her trousseau. Paul gets his M.A. in June, so it won’t be long now.If you read the Bazaar yesterday,you’ll know that Milt stole our stuffin telling you about PEGGY HOLA-HAN’S engagement ring which wasTWIRP HOWARD’S birthday presentto her. Peggy says she’s still too ex¬cited about it to make plans for thewedding, but it may be this summer,we hear.Then there’s DOROTHY TRUDEand BILL SILLS, that much publiciz¬ed couple. In ca.se you haven’t read,they’re to be married on June 20thin St. Paul’s Church, and plan tohoneymoon abroad, the luckies.As for those other diamonds thatyou see on the correct fingers, there’sstill suspense as to when they’ll bepaired with wedding rings. TheMARGIE MOORE-DON KERR mar-,riage day for instance is .still well ^into the future, for Don has to go ithrough Law School for .some time !yet. But RUTH FELLINGER andBILL CRAWFORD, who’ve just re¬cently graduated, are pricing break-1fast sets in the hope of soon being jable to honeymoon. W. A. A. ActivitiesInclude Banquet,Tarpon Exhibit“Dear Old Alma Water,” campustake-off, will be presented Fridayand Saturday night at 8:15 at IdaNoyes hall by Tarpon, women’s swim¬ming club. Other W. A. A. groupsare busy planning for tournaments,while the organization itself is look¬ing forward tO' its annual springbanquet, to be held June 7.An elaborate water panorama ofthe Washington Prom, with couplesdining, dancing, and watching afloor-show, will be a feature of theTarpon show. iBlackfriars, Mirror,Freshman week, and comprehensiveswill also be burlesqued. Tickets forthe event, priced at 25 cents, are onsale in the foyer of Ida Noyes hallfrom 12 to 1 this week.The annual tennis tournament forUniversity women, sponsored by Rac¬quet club, will begin Friday. Gameswill be played at the Kimbark courts.The winner will automatically oe-come a member of “C” club. To anyplayer who wins the tournament forthree successive years a silver cupis presented.Pegasus is sponsoring an advancedclass in riding on Saturday morningsat 10 at the Midway Riding club.The first lesson will be held on Sat¬urday, and will continue for fourweeks. Beginning cla.sses al.so areheld Tuesdays at 4:30. On Fridaythe club will enjoy an outing toWayne, Ill. The members plan toride and have dinner.Artemis, the archery club, is plan¬ning to sponsor a tournament onMay 23 in Dudley Field.Pearl Foster has been named chair¬man and Beatrice Actenburg toast-mistress for the banquet, at whichawards and pins, provided by analumni fund, will be presented tothose girls recommended for their.'sportsmanship by W. A. A. heads. WOMEN WANTEDAT DARTMOUTH,SENIORS PLEADVassar college students marchedlast week in a demonstration forpeace. The faculty joined in theparade. Not since 1917, when Vassarorganized a parade calling uponPresident Wilson to declare war, hasthere been a similiar demonstration. Dartmouth college would be co¬educational if the wish of the seniorclass were granted. In making pub¬lic today the long list of annual“senior preferences,” it was foundthat in answer to “what is the great¬est need of Dartmouth college?” theanswer was overwhelmingly “Wom¬en.” Likewise the greatest regret otthe senior class was “No women.”The class voted for a course inmaniage and declared Smith collegethe “institution doing most for Dart¬mouth.”Dartmouth’s favorite indoor sportis “necking,” with bridge second, ac¬cording to the vote. Football is thefavorite sport, with tennis and ski¬ing following in that order.The composite Dartmouth seniorlikes to go to Boston best of all,studies English with more relish thanother subjects, finds chemistry thehardest on the faculty, prefers Kath¬erine Hepburn on the screen, picksYale and Smith as his favorite col¬leges, and reads John Galsworthy.The typical senior chooses milk ashis favorite drink. He likes “An¬thony Adverse” and smokes cubebson occasion.—New York Times. Present Style Showj of Gowns Designedby Graduate Student[ A fashion and design show of in¬dividually created gowns by FrankTresise, a graduate student in Art,will be given today at 4 in the IdaNoyes theater. The exhibition issponsored by the Home Economicsdepartment and is open to all campuswomen without charge.The sixteen styles to be shown,most of them designed for eveningwear, have been created and puttogether by Mr. Tresise. They will bemodelled by Lorraine Watson, SuevRichardson, Peggy Burns, GeraldineSmithwick, and Lorraine Donkle.Mr. Tresise has been studyingdress designing for several years atthe art schools in Chicago. As yethe has not created any models forcommercial production.GOLF TOURNAMENTThe annual University Golf Tour¬nament for women will be held atCog Hills Golf course on May 21.All those who wish to play may signup in Ida Noyes hall on Monday, May7. The fee will be 50 cents for 18holes. It is necessary that all en¬trants hand in two scores from any18 hole course to Mrs. Bond in IdaNoyes locker room. talking shopbyelizabeth and peggjrAlthough the old adage says that“in the spring a young man’s fancylightly turns to thoughts of love” weknow that young people usually thinkabout food first—especially the de¬licious, cool, spring salads at theGREEN SHUTTER TEA kOOM.0 0 0It’s high time you treated yourselfto a new permanent that will suityour personality, whether you are thesophisticated or demure type. TheFLORRIS BEAUTY SHOP, 5523i/SKenwood, offers their RevivatoneCombination permanent for $fi.0 0 0On these warm spring days whatyou need is a refreshing sandwichat the new BRYN MAWR COFFEESHOP, 1869 E. 71st. A cool ridethrough the park to the equally coollunchroom and back in time for your1:30 class.THE BEST PLACETO EATOn the South SidePHiLPS & PHELPSCOLONIAL TEAROOM6324 Woodlawn AvenueWe Cater to Special PartiesCall Hyde Park 6324GroceriesMeats WatchMaker ShoeRepair MorganLaundry Brook Barber Beauty Adamson’s ’’College Reader’sCleaner Shop Shop Dresses Room” Drug Store•WHERE TO SHOP THE61ST AND ELLIS AVE.UNIVERSITY SHOPPINGCENTER• Reader's j^sssSk Store• College Room Luncheon• Adamson's Dresses• Ran-Dell Beauty Shop• Sam Malatt Barber• Brook - Cleaner - Tailor• Morgan Laundry• Nick's Shoe Repair• Dickason's Watch Repair• Andy's Groceries & Meats STEPS —From the Circle oncampus to the closest shop¬ping center. The Old EnglishBlock.Skates loaned FREJEj — To Old Elnglish Blockshoppers. This week only — Ask for themat “Reader^.**>Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1934TICKETSFORALLSHUBERTATTRACTIONSMAYBEOBTAINEDATTHETHEATERBUREAUINTHEDAILYMAROONBUSINESSOFFICEI,Tr,r,rrr & Mybrs Tobacco Gj,on theOuadrangiesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:William Watson.Music and ReligionBond chapel service of worship.Professor Fred Eastman. Bond cha¬pel at 12.Phonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence assembly hall at 12:30.Carillon recital. University chapelat 4:30.MiscellaneousJewish Foundation. “Sparks fromthe Jewish Anvil.” Dr. A. L. Sachaar.Ida Noyes hall at 3:30.N, S. L. “Youth and Fascism.”Joseph Edelman. Cobb 211 at 3:30.Finals of Florence James Adamsreading contest, Harper Mil at 4.University Debate Union. Rey¬nolds Club, Room A, at 7:45.Tryouts for DePaul Debate. Har¬per E50 at 2.Home Economics fashion show.Ida Noyes theater at 3.B. W. 0. North Room of Ida Noyesat 12.Ida Noyes Auxiliary supper. Y.W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes at 6.Cosmos club meeting. Classics 18at 3:30.SWEETNESS ANDLIGHT(Continued from page 1)couldn’t the Trib crash through withthe facts for once and state clearlyand boldly that “Mr. Wirt was pre¬vented from speaking because theradio station wasn’t willing to takethe possible consequences of his ir¬rational rantings.” We are willing toassume that any person with the abil¬ity and intelligence required to per¬form the act of reading inferred thatanyway from the Tribune’s disgust¬ingly obscure phrase.DIFFERENT IN COLLEGE?An interesting if somewhat left-handed slant on Mr. Wilder has re¬cently been advanced by a memberof the department of Education. Thisparticular prof was approached onthe subject of Mr. Wilder, and hisinquirer asked him to account forthe tremendous popularity of Wilderwith undergraduates and the largeregistration for his courses. Theeducationist smiled wryly and re¬plied: “Well, Mr. Wilder has had alot of experience teaching secondaryschool students, and he has beenclever enough to realize that thetechnique required hye at the Uni¬versity is just about the same.” YEDOR ALLOWS ONLYFOUR HITS; MAROONSBEAT LOUISIANA, 7-6Ralph Wehling Steals Homein Ninth to ScoreWinning RunHurling the first college game ofhis career, Harry (Bussy) Yedorheld the Louisiana Polytechnic dele¬gation from Shreveport to a scatter¬ed four hits which, aided by eightMaroon errors, blossomed into six un¬earned runs. Ralph Wehling provid¬ed a Frank Merriwell finish to thecontest when he was sent in to runfor Ed Beeks, who had batted forYedor, and stole home in the ninthto win the game, 7 to 6.Going into the seventh with a 6to 2 lead. Bus weakened a little un-,der the pressure of three errors, per¬mitting three enemy runners to crossthe plate. Then in the ninth, withtwo out, a two-base overthro^v per¬mitted the iBtilldogs to push over thetying marker. Two more runs wouldhave tallied except for the fact that“Butch” Pittard neglected to touchfirst base and was declared out.Berkson Hits HomeMarv Berkson, who had previouslyknocked a home run and a single,was safe to open the last half ofthe ninth when the third basemankicked his grounder. After Offill hadfouled to the catcher, Ed Beeks wassent in to bat for Yedor and aimeda line single to center. He continuedto second when Berkie was out goingfor third. Jimmy Lewis then singledoff the pitcher’s glove, Beeks takingthird. With two out and Lauermanat bat, Wehling was sent in to runfor Beeks and hiked home on thenext pitch, winning the game.The Maroons started out as if theywere going places, nine men batting Letters to theEditor(Continued from page 2)our students should be willing to edu¬cate their fellow-citizens for peace. .4^few colleges have active, alive peaceorganizations such as Mount Holy¬oke where, Mr. Hyman, pacifism isnot suppressed but highly encouragedby college authorities, but on thewhole, while Hearst canvasses thepeople for war, our intellectual cen¬ters remain calm, complacent, anddead.In other words, so long as thereare people who are not willing totake the risks of peace instead ofthe ri.sks of war, this campus needsanti-w’ar action; and when all thesepeople are thoroughly converted,they ought to go off campus and con¬vert others.Yours faithfully,Lewis A. Dexter.We are always glad to hear fromMr. Dexter. As an agitator for peace,he has our sympathy.—ed. PHI B. D., PHI GAMSWIN FOURTH GAMESIN l-M TOURNAMENTin the first inning. After Lewis hidlooked at a questionable third strike,Lauerman walked, stole second, andwalked home on Thompson’s bingle.Haarlow hit to the pitcher andThompson beat the throw to second.Comerford drew the first of his threesuccessful passes, filling the bases andCochran promptly cleaned them upwith his single, two men scoring andComerford being out at third. 'Berk¬son then hit his homer and Ottillsingled, but the inning ended whenYedor grounded to second.The other Chicago tally came in thefifth when the first five batters wereall safe. Only one run scored, how¬ever, because of some goofy base¬running, three men being caught. Phi Gamma Delta and Phi BetaDelta continued their winning wayswith easy victories in yesterday’sI-M playground ball games to retainundisputed leadership of their re¬spective leagues. Other teams suc¬cessful in the afternoon’s play wereKappa Nu, Phi Kappa Psi, LambdaChi Alpha, and the Ritikydinks.The Phi Gams early set aside alldoubts that they might fail to wdntheir fourth straight game, startingin the first inning to pile up their 28hits and 28 runs. Eleven runs werepushed over in the opening session,five in the second, and 12 more in thefourth. Victims of the onslaughtwere the Tekes, who saw themselvesheld to two runs, derived from fouisafeties. Wagner, with six hits, andWatkins and Seaborg, with five each,were the leading riguies in the PhiGam attack.Phi B. D. also stayed on top of theheap by polishing off the Dekes, 14-5. Zimmer contributed three of theeight hits that the Deke boys got offMaiwer. Melnick’s two singles and ahome run were best for Phi B. D.A couple of big innings also gave thePhi B. 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