Vol. 34. No. 88.sweetnessand lightbyCharles tyroler and harry kalvenmuch good intentionWASTEDTo let you in on a secret, we mustadmit that we had planned to devotethis column to Sir Arthur Edding^-ton. Fortified with this intention, wejourneyed over to Mr. Rockefeller’schapel last evening to hear Sir Ar¬thur lecture. But a slight surprisewas in store for us. We sat downquietly in one of the back rows andwaited for the great man to begin.He did begin but he might as wellnot have, for his spee».n immediatelybecame a high-pitched rumble fromwhich only occasionally could we dis¬tinguish a word. We strained andcupped our ears with our hands, butto no avail. We were afraid thatwe had become deaf in our youth,but no. Lo and behold, others werealso experiencing our difficulty.Some gave up in despair and exited;others, more determined, pushed for¬ward in the aisles, presumably tostand throughout the lecture. Nowthe trouble is not with Sir Arthur;he is a clear speaker. The faultmust therefore be with the acousticsof the chapel. But why do chapel-goers experience no difficulty? Theansw’cr is inevitably that they must,but that they don’t care. For yousee, the people that went to hear Sir IAtrhur Eddington last night were in¬terested to hear the speaker. Thisvirtue has not yet been ascribed tomany Chapel-goers.* * *JUST CALL ITFRANKLIN DELANOPerhaps the customary separation |of astronomy and politics is not en¬tirely nece.s-sary. The astronomer,too, seems to have his place in politi¬cal affairs. The following items whichcomes from Von Gebler’s life of Gal¬ileo illustrates the possibilities ofgraft even among things so remoteas galaxies. It seems that after Gal¬ileo had perfected the telescope hisfirst important work was the discov¬ery of the four large satellites of'Jupiter. In good Italian fashion he jnamed them the De Medici satellitesafter the ruling house in Florence.Immediately he received an urgentmessage from the French govern¬ment “in case you discovered any iother fine star, call it after the great jstar of France, Henry IV, the mostbrilliant in the whole universe and |give it his proper name of Henryrather than the family name of Bour¬bon.” Roosevelt should have a corpsof CWA men out scanning the heav¬ens with telescopes, and if they find janything ju.st call it Franklin Delanofor short.* * *FROM THE INNER SANCTUMOF THE PRESIDENT’S CLASSWe visited the Hutchins-Adlerhonors course the other night. Thecla.ss was discussing Jeremy Benth-am’s Principles of Morals and Leg¬islation and the difficulties were in¬creasing with every question thatwas asked. Attempts of those pres¬ent to solve the problem of the re¬lation of pleasure and pain to hap¬piness were getting nowheres rapid- jly. Finally in desperation Adler ask¬ed : “Is there an Ari.stotelian in theaudience?” There was a discouragingsilence. At last Hutchins spoke sad¬ly: “It’s too bad that Barden isn’there.”s * *empty nichesEver since first we shed the lightof our radiant personality on thecampus, now for the first time in acolumn properly labelled, we haveviewed with alarm the numerousempty niches on the campus. A niche,pronounced nitch, is an ornamentaldepression on the surface of a build¬ing; it is so constructed that it willhold a statue. And yet we see thomany niches our campus proudlyboasts glaring at us reproachfully,much as the eyes of a reproachfulcorpse would glare. We, however,have at length found the solution tothis vexing problem. Mr. GeorgeThompson Vanderhoef, pointing outthis deficiency, has offered to placehis first million at the disposal ofthe University. The income from thisfund will care for the gradual fill¬ing of these niches with portraitstatues of campus celebrities. Mr.Vanderhoef has, further, been graci¬ous enough to consent to pose for aPhidian statue of ivory and gold. Wefeel, in justice to the kind donor, I(Continued on page 3) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY. APRIL 6, 1934|ANTI-WAR GROUPiOPENS CAMPAIGN^Ion CAMPUS TODAYI !! Parade, Symposium, and '2 Conferences Areon ProgramA four-fold student campaignagainst war, including a parade, anAnti-War meeting, a symposium, anda two-day conference will open thismorning at 11.This morning’s parade and demon-.stration, sponsored by the UnitedAnti-War Association, will begin atthe northwest corner of 58th streetand University avenue. The groupwill proceed south on University tof)9th street, then to Ellis avenue, andthrough the Quadrangles to Hutchin¬son Court.Students SpeakAt noon, four student speakerswill address the group. Speakers in¬clude John Barden, editor-in-chiefof The Daily Maroon; Ted Noss,member of the Socialist club; JoeKepecs, chairman of the United.\nti-War Association; and TrumanKirkpatrick, a member of the Asso¬ciation. The climax of the programwill be the burning in effigy of Wil¬liam Randolph Hearst, whose recentpolicy of “preparedness for war asprotection against war” has been ex¬tensively presented in the Hearstnewspapers.Robert Morss Lovett, professor ofEnglish, will preside at an Anti-Warmeeting tonight at 8 in the GrahamTaylor hall at the Theological Sem¬inary. Sponsors of the meeting arethe Chicago Labor Youth Council,the Socialist party, and the Fellow¬ship of Christian Socialists. Thequestion of “War; Why?” will bedi.scus8ed by John Mill, one of thefounders of the Bund in Lithuania,Poland, and Russia. John F. Sulli¬van, chairman of the Educationalcommittee of the Socialist party, willspeak on “Peace; How?”Hold Symposium TuesdayThe third step in the Anti-Warprogram will be a symposium Tues-1day evening at 8 in Mandel hall,!where Professor Lovett; Louis Gott-!schalk, associate professor of His-1tory; and Quincy Wright, professorof International Law, will presenttheir views in a public .symposium. |Sophonisba P. Breckinridge, Samuel!Deutsch professor emeritus of Pub-1lie Welfare Administration, will act Ias chairman for the meeting. J Compton AppointedVisiting Professor atOxford UniversityArthur H. ComptonArthur Holly Compton, professorof Physics at the University, todayreceives the appointment of theGeorge Eastman Visiting Professor¬ship at Oxford university in Eng¬land.Under his new appointment. Pro¬fessor Compton will leave the Uni¬versity at the beginning of the nextfall quarter. He will not return tothe University until the close of thuwinter quarter in 1935.Renowned for his extensive andworld-wide researches investigatingthe co.smic ray. Dr. Compton has(Continued on page 2)ASCHER, LELANDPARTICIPATE INWESTERN MEETINGCharles S. Ascher, lecturer in po¬litical science at the University anddirector of the National Associationof Housing Officials, and ProfessorSimeon E. Leland, professor of Pub¬lic Finance at the University andState Tax Commissioner of Illinoiswill return Tuesday from Berkeley,California, where they have been at¬tending a meeting of the WesternConference on Government. Themeeting was held at the Universityof California, March 28, 29, and 30.More than 500 public administra¬tors, state and local officials, andstudents of government gathered forthe conference, the largest and mostimportant of its kind ever held in theWe.st. Current problems of local,state, and national government werediscussed.SEE TREND TOWARD VOLUNTARYATTENDANCE OF CLASSES AT N. U.By HOWARD P. HUDSONA cla.ss is a class under any namecr at any place, I decided, after vis¬iting several at Northwestern. Themain difference at that university isthat there are more of them. Classesare held every day of the week ex¬cept Sunday and are all compulsory.To students who have been subject¬ed to six eight o’clocks a "veek, ouruniversity seems like paradise.But even at Northwe.stem, classattendance is now a matter of thepersonal concern of individual in¬structors, and many of them areabandoning compulsory attendance.The way is being opened, at least,toward a uniform control of the sys¬tem.Round Table Discussion*An example of independent ef¬ forts away from the orthodoxcourses is Baker Brownell’s class inContemporary Thought which hasbeen made a separate department inthe School of Journalism. Here stu¬dents discuss art, literature, and phil¬osophy; do great amounts of readingreminiscent of our survey courses;and participate in round table dis¬cussions on their work. Each weeka guest lecturer addresses the group.Zona Gale and Frank Lloyd Wrightwere among the recent speakers.Professor Brownell and othermembers of the faculty whom I metat the University Club confirmedPresident Scott’s belief that anawakening of intellectual interest onthe campus is now in progress. Theyattribute this trend to a more seri¬ous attitude growing out of the de¬pression. MAROON EDITORDEFENDS AIMS INDEBATE TONIGHTBerger and Clark LeadOpposition Attackon PoliciesThe new plan, theories on educa¬tion, and the general policies of TheDaily Maroon will be discussed in apublic debate tonight at 8 in the So¬cial Science assembly room. JohnP. Barden, editor of the Maroon,Janet Kalven, and James Martin willdefend the Maroon’s position, andMarie Berger and Edward Clark willattack the policies advocated by theMaroon.Mary MacKenzie, manager of theUniversity Debate Union, which issponsoring the debate, will act aschairman. Each side will have 45minutes to state its views and to re¬fute those of the opposite side.There will be no decision.Uphold LeadershipJohn Barden, Janet Kalven, andJames Martin will uphold the ideason education which the Maroon hasexpressed during the year; Maroonpolicies on leadership as opposed torepresentation of student opinion;and the policies of The Daily Ma¬roon in dealing with its opposition.Marie Berger and Edward Clarkpropose to attack the editorial pol¬icy of the Maroon in regard to edu¬cation, the criticisms of the new plan,and the manner of answering lettersin the Letters to the Editor column.Inspire DiscussionThe aims of the Maroon, whichJohn Barden will reiterate in hisspeech tonight, are: “to inspire en¬lightened discussion about education;to strive for leadership, because thatis less futile than trying to repre¬sent diverse student opinion; and toexpress disagreement with new plancontent—not new plan aims.”The Debate Union will hold itsfirst meeting of the quarter Wed¬nesday for the election of new of¬ficers.Fiery Youths ReviveGladiatorial Combatin Hutchinson ArenaTwo unnamed Christians, aged sixand seven, were carried off thebloody field of gladiatorial combatyesterday afternoon by two unnamedservants from Zoology department,after half an hour’s fierce strugglebefore a brilliant assemblage ofsome 300 bloodthirsty spectators.Three-thirty marked the opening ofthe entertainment in the Hutchinsoncourt arena, after unintelligiblewords in some unknown language hadpassed between the contestants.“Youraskunk!” and “G’wan, sower-you!” were two phrases caught byonlookers in the foremost ranks.Tender-hearted Burt Young, cap¬tain of Caesar’s fencing team leapedinto the arena at a particularly vio¬lent moment, but his attempt to haltthe battle was temporarily frustrat¬ed by more lion-hearted pagans, whosaw to it that the entertainment pro¬ceeded until both Christians swoon¬ed from exhaustion and loss of blood.The lions on the Mandel Hall roofstruggled violently, with spits andgrowds, to free themseves from theirstone fetters, and to enter the com¬bat, but the gods decreed that theyshould be saved for another day.Student MusiciansTry Out for SymphonyStudent musicians will be given anopportunity to tryout for the Uni¬versity Symphony orchestra thisweek, according to an announcementmade yesterday by Carl E. Brick-en, head of the department of Musicand director of the orchestra.Appointments may be made at theoffice of the department at 5729University avenue today, while try¬outs will be conducted by Mr. Brick-en tomorrow afternoon. Players ofwoodwind and brass instruments areespecially needed by the orchestra.However, all musicians are invitedto compete for orchestra positions.Regular rehearsals of the entireorchestra will begfin tomorrow nightat 7:30 in Mandel hall, under the di¬rection of Mr. Brickea Campus PoliticsThis trend Is especially noticeablein the activities. I asked PhelpsJohn.ston, Daily reporter who recent¬ly visited the University, about thisand he outlined for me the “politics”of the campus. There are at presenttwo parties, the old line and the Uni¬versity group. The University groupwhich is supported by some fratern¬ities, is predominately independent,but it scored a great triumph in thelast class elections.According to Phelps, class officersstill play an important role in stu¬dent life, their chief function beingto hold class dances. Since the lastelection, there has been an effort tocoordinate student groups into anorganization called the EGA, theEvanston Campus Association. Avote on this new plan was held, butthe response of the students was asapathetic as that on our own cam¬pus. i Ida Noyes ContinuesOpen House ProgramBy opening the Cloister Club thisevening for dancing, games, and re¬freshments for all University stu¬dents, Ida Noyes will inaugurate itssocial program for the quarter. Thesedances will be held every Fridaynight from 8:30 to 11:30.Under the auspices of the IdaNoyes Advisory and Auxiliary coun¬cils, the facilities of Ida Noyes hallare available to a University stu¬dents. The swimming pool is opento both men and women Friday af¬ternoons from 4:30 to 5:30. Thebowling alleys are available forgroups in the evening, but they mustl|s reserved in advance. Price Three CentsClub Heads ElectNew as Presidentof Interclub CouncilInterclub Council elected VirginiaNew, Delta Sigma, as its presidentfor the coming year at a meetingof the Council inIda Noyes hall |yesterday. Ver¬na Winters, PhiBeta Delta, isthe newly-elect¬ed secretary-treasurer. Thenew officers suc¬ceed Ruth Worksand MargarethaMoore, formerpresident andsecretary - treas-Virginia New “^^r respective¬ly-Both of the new officers havebeen active in campus activities.Virginia New, a sophomore in theCollege, is secretary-treasurer of theTap club and active in the DramaticAssociation and Mirror. She is alsoon the Dormitory Social Committeeand president of Delta Sigma. VernaWinters, a junior, has participatedin the golf club and Mirror. She wasa member of the Mirror CostumeCommittee this year.At the first meeting of the Inter¬club Council, three members will beelected to the executive council,which will meet with the presidentand secretary to decide on rushingrules and all functions.FOREIGN GROUPS. ATTEND DINNER,DANCE TONIGHTInternational House activities to¬night will be keeping with the cos¬mopolitan atmosphere of the house,featuring two dinners for foreignstudent groups.The Friends of India are havingan informal Indian dinner at 6 inhonor of Professor S. L. Joshi ofDartmouth college. Following thedinner. Dr. Joshi will lecture on“The Cultural Relations Between In¬dia and America.”Professor and Mrs. Quincy will bethe host and hostess for the dinner.Among the guests of honor are vice-president Frederic Woodward, Pro¬fessor and Mrs. A. Eustace Haydon,Dr. and Mrs. Charles Morris, Profes¬sor Edward Burgess and MisS Rob¬erta Burgess, Mrs. Henry Hilton,Mr. Edwin Warren Everett. FOSDIGK SPEAKSAT SERVICES INCHAPEL SUNDAYFamed Religious LeaderAgain Makes Visitto CampusThe Reverend Harry EmersonFosdick, pastor of the Riversidechurch in New York City, will bethe speaker atthe regular serv¬ices at the Uni¬versity chapelSunday morningat 11.Besides beingthe pastor of theRiverside church.Dr. Fosdick isprofessor ofPractical Theol¬ogy at the UnionTheological Sem¬inary in NewYork. He is alsoRev. H. E, Fosdick visiting preacherat Harvard,Yale, Smith, and many other schools.Among the many books he has writ;ten are “The Second Exile,” “TheManhood of the Master,” “The As¬surance of Immortality,” ‘“The Chal¬lenge of the Present Crisis,” “As ISee Religion,” “The Hope of theWorld,” “The Meaning of Faith,”“Adventurous Religion,” and“Twelve Tests of Character.” Mr.Fosdick is also a contributor to manymagazines and periodicals.Great Social CenterThe Riverside church of which Dr.Fosdick is pastor is one of the larg¬est churches in America. As one ofthe great social centers of New York,this church does not confine its ac¬tivities solely to religion, but to manyother problems of social concern.Year after year when Dr. Fosdickcomes to the University hundreds ofpeople are turned away. Possibly nominister in America is better knownthroughout the land than Dr. Fos¬dick, and few radio ministers haveso stirred and held the interest ofthe American people.Students AssistFollowing the customary proce¬dure at the Chapel, students will as¬sist in the presentation of the serv¬ices. James McDevitt will read thescripture lesson. The ushers will beassisted by Mary Elizabeth McKay,Geraldine Smithwick, and LorraineWatson.EDDINGTON POINTS OUT RELATIONBETWEEN UNIVERSE AND PHILOSOPHYAs its search deepens in the questfor the true nature of the externaluniverse, modern science is broughtface to face with problems essential¬ly philosophical. Sir Arthur Edding¬ton, famous British astronomer, toldan audience of 2,000 at the Univer¬sity chapel last night. Chief amongthese problems is the relation be¬tween consciousness and reality,mind and matter.Science has fought a long battleto reduce the errors in the observa¬tions made through the humansenses. Professor Eddington said. Intheir search for realit>, physicistsand astronomers have successfullytranslated all other sensory data intovisual terms. And having reducedthe external world as nearly as pos¬sible to ciphers they are still in adilemma.Illustrates DilemmaThe only relation between “thestory teller who lives in your mind,”who has preconceived and unsystem¬atic conceptions, and the externalworld outside, comes through the sig¬nals brought by the senses, he point¬ed out. He illustrated the dilemmaof the scientist as follows:“We rig up some delicate experi¬ment with vacuum tubes, electro¬meters, etc., specially designed toeliminate the fallibility of humansenses; but in the end we have totrust to our senses to tell us theresult of the experiment. Even ifthe experiment is self-recording wemust employ our senses to read therecords. So having the experimentgoing, we turn to the story tellerand say, ‘Now, put that in yourstory.’ He has perhaps just beenconfidently telling us that the moonis the size of a dinner table, but at''Ur interruption he hreakv off to in¬ form us that there is a spot of lightcoinciding with division '53 on thescale of our galvanometer.Fanciful Story“Consciousness makes a free trans¬lation of the actual nerve message,”Professor Eddington stated. “Thematerial from which we make ourinferences is not the signals them¬selves, but a fanciful story whichhas been in some way based onthem. It is the inexorable law ofknowledge of the external world thatwhich is presented for knowing be¬comes transformed in the process ofknowing.”Professor Eddington later said, “Iwould insist that consciousness, withits strange imaginings, has somebusiness in hand beyond the compre¬hension of the cipher expert.”Blackfriars StartRehearsals MondayActive rehearsals of “Merger forMillions” will begin Monday at 2:30in Mandel hall, when approximatelyforty “chorines” wil begpn to cavortunder the practiced eye of VirginiaHal, dance director.There are still places open for tenmen in the choruses, according toan announcement issued yesterdayby John Flinn, sophomore managerin charge of chorus work. Appli¬cants will be given tryouts at theopening formal rehearsal on Mon¬day.Next Friday has been set as thedeadline for the deadline on the firstrough-draft sketches of the artistscompeting in the Blackfriars postercontest. A prize of four seats forthe opening night will be given totbp winner.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1934Satlg iJIar0nttFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed naornings except &tur<Uy,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year : $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the_ University oi Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IX. 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon eicpressly rwerves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EdHorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichNeel B. Gerson David H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte Fishman Henry Kelley Ralph NicholsonEdgar Greenebaum Raymond Lahr lean PrussingRuth Greenebaum lanet Lewy Jeanne StolteCharles Ho«rr Curtis Melnick William WatsonDonald MorrisSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karatz Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEPreston Cutler Sidney Hyman Linton J. KeithMartin Gardiner Georg MannNight Editor: Howard M, RichAssistant: Edgar GreenebaumFriday, April 6, 1934COMMITTEE FORTHE NATIONThe damning testimony to the ignorance ofthose who seek to discredit the Federal adminis¬tration by allying it with a sybmol of negative-re¬sponse—the Russian Revolution is manifest* in thevery use of that symbol, 1 have particular refer¬ence to the ludicrous position forced upon thosecritics who point to Mr. Roosevelt as being theKerensky of the Revolution and who infer there¬from that he should be an object for abhorrence.Revolutionary post-war history in Russia tellsus of a tri-parte struggle for power on the part ofthe Czarists, the Mensheviks and the Bolsheviks.It is no new contribution to western thought toremark at this point that Kerensky was the lead¬ er of the Mensheviks who sought to gather for theupper middle classes the fruits of a revolutionfought for by workers and peasants.In order to be taken into the confidence of thecritics to learn at first hand the nature of theirmachinations, we will for the moment discover an ianalogy where in fact none exists, and we will >admit the American scene to be analogous withthe Russian situation. Remember, we’ve already •criticized the Federal government for being Men- isheviks. What must the nature of our (thecritics) political beliefs then be, assuming that weare carrying through the Russian analogy? Ob¬viously we must either be Bolsheviks or Czarists.The difficulty of our position is now obvious. Sincewe have criticized the Mensheviks for being tooradical, how can we possibly embrace a still moreraidcal platform as offered us by the Bolsheviks?If we slide out of the dilemma by accepting theCzarist alternative, we are entitled to no con¬sideration.Turning the arguments the critics thrust at theRooseveltian administration into a boomerang, itis self evident that in the political tradition of theRussian Revolution the present type of critic ex¬emplified by members of the Committee of theNation have no other classification than that ofI the Mensheviks.In the home town of the National Watch Dogwhose recent literary efforts in condemnation ofthe Federal government have gained national at¬tention, the working classes are bound by the close-est ties of affection to the national government andI if they have any cause for complaint it is a lamentI that the Fedaral administration is not radicalenough.It is peculiarly paradoxical that the same na¬tional watch dog has had occasion to boast of hisdescent from American Revolutionary ancestry.These same Revolutionary forebearers wrote intoI the fundamental documents of the nation the rightof rebellion. It is a tribute to the toiling masses thatthey have .iot recalled this very tradition to se¬cure their objectives through violence, but haverather chosen to employ a deliberate legislativeprocess. By duping the masses who asked for aNew Deal into the belief that the administrationis not working for their best interests, their criticsare provoking a situation that must inevitably re- istore itself in violence.Menshevik Roosevelt? Hardly. MenshevikCommittee for the nation? Using the Russian an- Ialogy with which they have sought to condemn theadministration to their own disadvantage there is !j no conclusion other than that they are as one with 'I those Mensheviks whose duplicity provoked theI dictatorship of the proletariat.—S. H. i Thurstone BeginsSeries of AptitudeTests on TuesdayAn opportunity for Universitymen to obtain a scientific estimateof their mental ability will be pro¬vided by Louis L. Thurstone, profes¬sor of Psychology and Chief Exam¬iner at the University. The projectwill be conducted in connection witha major study of mental capacities,now being carried on under Profes¬sor Thurstone’s direction.These estimates will be preparedthrough a series of aptitude tests tobe given in five sessions. Individualreports will be prepared for all menwho attend the entire series.The first session of this aptitudetest series will be given next Tues¬day evening from 7 until 9:30 inEckhart 133 and the second sessionwill be held Thursday evening at thesame time and place. The tests, ne¬cessitating five sessions for comple¬tion, will be repeated on subsequentTuesday and Thursday evenings un¬til are finished.About one hundred students havefiled applications for the aptitudetest service and there is room forabout 20 more. Application blanksmay be obtained in the office of theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement or from Dean Aaron J.Brumbaugh, Cobb 203, daily untilTuesday noon.Probably the most comprehensivetests so far devised, the quizzes willmake possible a separate appraisalof several mental abilities. Amongthe abilities to be measured in thisprogram are the ability to visualize,verbal ability, numerical abilities,form perception, memory, reasoningability, and abstraction.Compton Appointedto Oxford University(Continued from page 1)been recognized as one of the out¬standing physicists in the UnitedStates and is a winner of the Nobelprize in Physics. He was the thirdUniversity physicist to receive theNobel award, Michelson, and Milli¬kan preceeding him.The visiting professorship whichenables Professor Compton to takethe temporary chair at Oxford wasendowed by the late George East¬man who invented and developed theEastman Kodak.CLASSIFIED ADSROOM FOR RENT—Large, light,single or double. Very reas. Verynear campus. Skinner, 5821 Mary¬land, H. P. 0553.Cl—J««. s«kiiui>—NiC».. 1M4In BrownBottles\.. A p/lW, wttvkat 0 mode ffinutni todai^ dea/lfllei, mii ivCteiedBeerThat Made Milwaukee famous SMART CHICAGOACCLAIMS THELATEST SENSATIONSeymour SimonsfeaturingDOROTHY PACESongbircd of the SouthSeymour Simons, orchestra leader andwriter of such song hits as. . . .“Honey,”“Night,” “Breezin’ along with theBreeze,” “All of Me” and others, comes toChicago after engagements with the HotelAddison In Detroit, the Netherland Plaza,Cincinnati, and the Peabody In Memphis.At each of these hotels he was held over,by popular demand, long after schedule.The Blackhawk feels that it Is present¬ing the most danceable dance music thatany American orchestra can offer.On the air. . .every night over WCNand WENR. Listen for only five minutesand you’ll never be satisfied with anyother.BLACKHAWKWabash at Randolph 5SRS? THE STORE FOR MEN: The Camel’s Hair TopCoat for Spring onthe QuadranglesYou needn’t take the word of the style reportersthat from Oxford to New Haven to our own Mid¬way the camel’s hair topcoat is still the perennialundergraduate for spring in the topcoat world. Theconsistent piopularity of this garment is due as muchto its inherent good taste as to its proven prac¬ticability.For raw, damp spring days you’ll appreciate itsprotection and comfort and value the smart appiear-ance of these models that FIELD’S STORE FORMEN have espjecially prepared for the college trade.You’ll find an excellent selection of doublebreasted polo models with full belt in tan, grey, anddark brown as well as brown and grey in the raglanhalf belt style also set in sleeve models if you prefer.Chicago men always appreciative of real value in■ fine clothes cannot afford to miss this offering.^5FOURTH FLOORTHE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD I& COMPANYH ■ ■ 11 ■ ■ ■MmmjuuuMMMM——aaaigTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1934 Page Threemaroon nine BATTlESl"MONTANA” TO I TO I iTIE; RAIN HALTS GAMELangford and Novak Fan 13;Play Double-HeaderTomorrowFive serai-pro ball players andfour members of the freshman squad,who combined under the name of jthe “University of Montana,” bat¬tled to a 1 to 1 tie witTi the Ma¬roons yesterday in their first prac¬tice frame of the season. The Ma-:roons made three hits to their op-1ponents’ four. The frame was called |after the first half of the tenth jwhen a sudden delude made it impos- isible to continue.Despite the low scoring, the gamecould not be classed exactly as apitchers’ duel, but rather as a ‘‘hit- jf fadeout.” The game as a whole !was rather uninteresting, requiring jMimewhat under three hours to com- ^plete. Langford and Novak sharedthi mount for the home team, strik-1inn out 13 men between them. j40-Piece BandTomorrow the boys meet the BabyKufhs and the Union Giants in a;double header at Greenwood field, jthi first game starting at 1:30. The ,Curtis Candy band of 40 pieces willbo present for the occasion and alot of festivities will take place.Conch Anderson plans to use prac-Mi ally everyone on the squad during !th- afternoon.Chicago broke into the scoring:i)lumn first, counting once in thef ith. With two down. Baker receiv-i i redit for a double when his highf!y dropped among three outfielders■Mf the .Maroons’ fir.«t hit. Ned Munn,ivnch-hitting for I.Angford, thenknocked a clean single to right scor¬ing Johnny. “Montana” tied it up intht sixth, however, on a walk, twowild pitches, and a single.Haarlow HiUBill Haarlow singled to .start theninth for the third Chicago hit andlook second on a passed ball. Hedit'd there, however, when Offill, ,Ganzer, and Comerford were retir-'ed in order.“.Montana’s” hitting was accom- ^plished by Donald Howard, Chicago ‘fro hman, and Bill Dixon, first base-man and manager of Davenport, whogot two hits each.SOCIETYhySUZANNEJ^ince it’s claimed that .social lifearound here has gone to the dogs—let's talk about them!. . . . Gus, thedean of dogdom in these parts, isone of the most debonair fellows it’sbeen our privilege to meet—and inan exclusive chase after him....hetold us .All about campus condi¬tions. . . .“What are your plans for thewet k-end?” we queried as the AlphaBelt darling took a brief turn in theHutchinson court fountain Weducked hastily as he shook himselfvigorously over our new Easter en-emble. . . .“Well, I thought I’d lookin at the QUADRANGLE CLUB's jformal dinner dance this evening,”he replied.... “Only the most eliteare invited. . . .so my new pals—theChi Psi’s Omar, Kappa of the Dekesand I are going to give it a break. .”Then, tomorrow night I’ve been in¬vited over to the SIGMA CHI openhouse dance by Suzette (charmingperson, that—too bad I’ve promisedMona I’d be true).... I hear that■ veryone is going, so of course I’llbe there... . ”“No, I’m not worried by my pre¬tender to the throne—the KappaSigma Kap....I hear he went intraining during spring vacation sohe could beat me in a fight.. . .but Ifooled him. . . .1 ignored him and hegot so disgusted that he left towm. .”Because of the increasing nuisancecaused by skunks in the vicinity ofState college, Pennsylvania, theState Game Commissioner has ruledthat students may kill the animalswithout the necessity of a huntinglicense.RUSSIAN GYPSYCONCERT-DANCESaturday, April 14 at8:30 p. m.International HouseTheaterIncluding Vera Mirova, Marusis Saua,Russian Balalaika Orchestra and manyother. Dansing until 1 a. m.—HarryBerkover’s Orchestra.ReterTed Seats 75c; GeneralAdmission 50c Present Trophiesto Water PoloistsTwelve members of the Big Tenchampionship water polo team wereawarded miniature gold water poloballs yesterday. Those receiving thegold balls were: Captain Frank Nah-er. Captain-elect George Nicoll, Jos¬eph Stolar, Phil Stein, CharlesDwyer, Hugh Will, Dan Glomset,Merritt Bush, Dan Walsh, RayMacDonald, Don Bellstrom, and Wil¬liam Bernstein.The Maroon water poloists wontheir first undisputed title since1931, scoring 50 points and holdingtheir opponents to 2 scores. Insplashing to the Big Ten title, theMaroons won four games, losingnone.SWEETNESS AND UGHT(Continued from page 1)that it is only appropriate to placethis statue in the new empty nicheon the right of the entrance to Man-del hall. From this vantage point Mr.Vanderhoef’s benign countenancewould beam on the in-pounng hordesattending the current presentation ofthe Student Lecture Service, thatphilanthropic enterprise which claimshim as its father. AWARD LEUERS TOFOUR MEMBERS OFHORSE POLO TEAMAwarding of three major lettersand one Old English letter to mem¬bers of the 1934 Maroon polo teamwas announced yesterday by T. N.Metcalf, director of University ath¬letics. Captain Bruce Benson, Rob¬ert Hepple, and Thomas Wason re¬ceived the major “C’s”, and Ray¬mond Ickes the Old English award.In giving the letters, the policy in¬augurated last year of requiringthree years of competition for a ma¬jor “C” was followed. Ickes wasawarded the Old English “C” forhis first year of play.Three to GraduateThe Maroon quartet, under thetutelage of Lieutenant Price, droppedonly two games during the seasonand secured a tie with Illinois forthe Midwest Intercollegiate IndoorPolo championship. None of the fourteam members will return next year,Benson, Hepple, and Wason grad¬uating in June. Therefore no elec¬tion of a captain for 193"^ '1 beheld. Maroons OpposePurple Chessmenin Meet MondayCompetition and cooperation be¬tween the University and Northwest¬ern will be inaugurated on a newfront Monday night when the Ma¬roon chess team engages the Purplechessmen for the first time in a tel¬ephonic meet. Play begins at 8.The University players will oper¬ate in the Coffee Shop, and theNorthwestern opposition will maketheir moves in the Union club onthe Evanston campus. Spectators areinvited and there is no admissioncharge. Line up for the seven boardplay are as follows:Chicago: Vladimir Grigorieff,Fritz Leiber, Jr., F. Lee, CharlesSternfeld, Robert Coveyou, MartinGardner, and F. Kellogg.Northwestern: M. Read, E. Hilde¬brand, R. Carlson, J. D. Laux, H.Ray, R. Bernhard, and Charles Heg-arty.In the winter quarter the Maroonchess team took third place in theirfirst year’s competition in the Chi¬cago City Chess League.George Washington received thefirst honorary doctor of laws degreegiven by Harvard. cU WoodsJOY IN YOUR HEARTSUNSHINE IN THE FOODPEP TO YOUR STEPIn Hyde Park It’sWood's Cafeteria1510 HYDE PARK BLVD.PHONE KENWOOD 4878Plenty of Parking Space—Special Parties byArrangementGroceries Watch Shoe Morgan Brook Barber Beauty Adamson’s “College Reader’sMeats Maker Repair Laundry Cleaner Shop Shop Dresses Room” Drug Store* Reader's Drug Store* College Room Luncheon* Adamson's Dresses* Randell Beauty Shop* Sam Malatt Barber* Brook • Cleaner - Tailor* Morgan Laundry* Nick's Shoe Repair* Dickason's Watch Repair* Andy's Groceries & Meats where to SHOP THEpjerp is theplace to shop! Services andnecessities within reach.-^=Be convinced of yourability to save both timeand money here-T—:, =Today!SOUTH SEA CRUISEOffered during the summervacation season at reasonablerates.Steamer City of Los Angelessails from San Francisco June26th, Los Angeles June 27th.PORTS OF CALL, Nukahiva,Tahiti, Rarotonga, Nukualofa,Noumea, Suva, Pago Pago, Hilo,Honolulu.Returns to Los Angeles August8th, San Francisco August 9th.Arrangements can be made to stopover in Honlulu, returning by lat¬er steamer.Minimum rate $400.00For complete information book¬let* and reservation* eee JohnStock* Travel Service Pre** Build-ing, 5758 Elli* Avenue. IBlfmUNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr. Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 8, 193410:30 A. M.—Communion Service.1 1 :00 A. M.—Sermon Subject: “Our MotherNature,” Dr. Ames.6:00 P. M.—Wranglers. Tea. Program. (So WitrBlitttThe Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 and9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist, 11:00 A. M.Evensong, 5:00 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andmeditation. THE FIRST UNITARIANCHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and Elast 57th StreetOGDEN VOGT, D.D., MinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 8. 19341 1 :00 A. M.—“The Valley Road,” Dr.Vogt.4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea. Mr. Tru¬man L. Hayes, "New England WomenPoets.”Page FourSportFlashes)Three Records—Successor to Ward—Kerr airs a GrievanceBaseball—By TOM BARTONIt is a long time between Weiss¬mullers, but another of swimming’sgreats appears to be on the way. Jack !Medica, University of Washingtonsophomore splash man, who set a'new world’s record in the 440-yard :free style at the National swim meetlast Saturday looks like the man. !Medica, not content to crack the!world mark in the 440 set two jnational meet records in the 220-yard ifree stjde and the 1,500 meter free |style. Washington placed well upin the meet and Medica scored all'15 of their points. !The last time anyone performed a Ifeat approaching Medica’s was in1931 when Bill Schwartz, Northwes¬tern swimmer, captured three firsts.The new free style star, only a soph- :omore, did him several better, how-'ever, knocking over three records in jthe process. j* ♦ * IW'illis Ward, Michigan’s ebony-hued track star, is a pretty fair run- !ner. However a Michigan freshman, !Sam Stoller, running against Ward,in a varsity-frosh meet recently, set ia new freshman record for the Yost |fieldhouse dashing off the 60-yardsin 6.3 seconds, to defeat Ward.♦ ♦ *.^ndy Kerr, Colgate grid coach, |has a grievance against All-Amer-!ican football teams. Kerr claimsthat t|ie weakness of a picked team jhas been shown to be the fact that it jis selected “with the players offen-'sive skill in mind,’’ minimizing the'defensive skills necessary for realAll-Americans. Andy aso holds thatrecent Al-Americans have been pick¬ed without a rea full-back. Apparent¬ly he hasn’t seen Nebrasa’s Sauer inaction.♦ ♦ VWisconsin takes its baseball seri¬ously. Coach Irwin Uteritz, whoproduces those strong W teams, leftyesterday with his boys for a west- ■ern tour. The trip, an annual affairtaken during the Easter vacation, ,will carry them into Illinois, Iowa, iIndiana and Michigan. ;♦ ♦ * ;Stan Kaplan, who some of you ;may remember looked pretty good |at the beginning of the basketball ■.season, before he had to drop out of 'school because of a sinus infection !has returned to school and is work-1ing out with the ball team. Stan had |to go to Arizona, and returned look- jing swell, all brown and everything. I* * * !Lanny Ross who croons various |types of tunes oyer a certain nation- jal radio network, was once a trackstar at Yale. For a time Ross heldan Eastern Intercollegiate record inthe half-mile. The publicity divulgerwho revealed the above startling factwrote, “Ross was a .star track manHotels Windermereinvite you for any party, of any size.No matter v/hat the occasion, hereyou will find everything you need forperfect enjoyment. For large gather¬ings fraternity or sorority dances,entertainments, balls the ballroomis complete. For smaller gatherings,private dining rooms are available.Or, if there are just a few dining to¬gether, there is a la carte and tabled'hote service. Important, too, is thefact that it costs surprisingly little toentertain here.indermere56th Stravt «t Jackson Park • Chicago THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 1934VARSITY TRACKSCHEDULEHere iMay 26—Quadrangular withOhio State, Wisconsin, andNorthwestern.AwayApril 21—Quadrangular withMonmouth, Knox, and jBradley at Monmouth. jKansas Relays at Law- jrence, Kansas.April 28—North Central at Na¬perville.May 5—Purdue at Lafayette.May 12—N o rthwestern atEvanston.May 18, 19—C onferenceatEvanston.June 1—Western State Teachersat Kalamazoo.at Yale, running in the 220-yarddash and at one time holding therecord in the 880-yard dash.” We’renot a track man but boy how we’dlike to “dash’’ a half mile.GOOD COMPANIONSApril 9 and 104:30 and 8:30 p. m.International HouseAn opportunity to make moneywithout spending time or effort.Several ambitious students with avaried acquaintance, get in touchwith me.A. CERKELTel. Webster 4796223 W. Jackson Blvd.Room 210 Trackmen WorkToward SeasonOpener April 21Ideal spring weather aided thevarsity and freshman track teams intheir efforts to work out Wednes¬day’s coldness and stiffness fromtheir legs as a large squad practicedon Stagg field. With the firstintercollegiate competition slatedfor two weeks from Saturday, thecindermen have con.siderable work todo in order to be in shape for theseason’s first meet, at Monmouth.Coach Ned .Merriam has high hopesfor a successful season and much de¬pends upon this in’tial t:st on the21st.The meet wih be a qjadrangulara.'.*’air with the Maroons facing threeof the better Little Nineteen colleges:Knox, Bradley, and Monmouth. Localtrack Ians will be sorry to learn thatonly one meet is scheduled for StaggHold this spring. Howe\er. it shouldbe one of the best of the year as thecompetition vnll be provided by OhioState, Wiscon'='hi, and Northwestern. Mu»ic and ReligionDean Charles W. Gilkey. JosephBond chapel at noon.Phonograph Concert. Social Sci-j ence assembly hall at 12:30.I LecturesI “Intellectual History of Western1 Europe. The Method of the Renais-.^ance: Protest and Discovery.” As¬sociate Professor Mortimer J. Adler.Social Science 122 at 3:30.“Effect of Bacteria on InanimateSurroundings.” Professor Edwin O.Jordan. Harper Mil at 4:45.“Cultural Relations between Indiaand America.” Professor S. L. Joshi. jInternational House at 8:15.Undergraduate OrganizationsPhi Beta Delta Alumni room of.Ida Noyes at 3. |W. A. A. Y. W. C. A. room ofWANTED:A PIANO PLAYER WHO CAN SINGorA SINGER WHO CAN PLAY PIANOMales OnlyTryouts Wednesday April 11 at 6:30 p. m.Apply Today at the Business Office of the Daily MaroonorPalm Grove Inn56th Street and the Lake Ida Noyes at 3:30.Kappa Beta Pi. North room of IdaNoyes at 4.Open House. Ida Noyes at 9.Anti-war Protest. 58th street andUniversity avenue at 11.Debate Union. Social Science as¬sembly hall at 8.SaturdayAlumni Group. Library and loungeof Ida Noyes at 8.AthleticsBaseball. Chicago vs. Curtis Can¬dy. Greenwood field at 1:30.Baseball. Chicago vs. UnionGiants. Greenwood field at 3:30.SundayReligionThe Reverend Harry EmersonFosdick. University chapel at 11.MiscellaneousAlumni Tea. Library and loungeof Ida Noyes at 3. DREXEL THEATRB8SS E. S3rdFriday—Bing Crosby “Going Holly¬wood."Saturday “Feg.”Sunday and Monday—“Flying Down toRio.”Mata. Daily. ISc to 6:30THtn MONTHS' COUtSIFOR COIMWB BTEtHTB ANDnwiia'i,■Aia oiMagyaliMs ImoserlUSINESS COLLEOEMM MOSIR, AD«m.R.jRgHlwCbaMaiL rRm If A* SdhsaJ OHi*THE SMART WORLD. . is Dining at the Dazzling NewEASTMAN CASINOYou’ll find knowing Chicagoans dancinghere during Refreshment Hour . . for dinner. . and the playtime hours of the evening.LUNCHEON $1No cover or minimum chargeat any timeDancing 4 p. m. till ClosingPHIL LEVANTand His Orchestrain theJoseph Urban RoomTON ITECONGRESS HOTELas our honest belief that thetobaccos used in Chesterfieldare of finer quality—and henceof better taste—than in anyother cigarette at the price.Liggett & Myers Tobacco Company