Vol. 34. No. 87.sweetnessand lightbycharles tyroler and harry kaWenthe stupid shall notenter heavenWe hasten to assure our readerthat this is not entirely a humor¬ous column. You have perhaps al¬ready been made painfully aware ofthis fact. We have tried and will con¬tinue to try to Rive all our storiesboth a philosophical and a humor¬ous twist. So in the future, if youfail to catch the point of a story,we are afraid that you will have tocontent yourself with the philos¬ophic import and let it go at that.But for the benefit of more seriousstudents who wish to delve furth¬er into this problem, we have ar¬ranged office hours from 4 to 5 a.m. each day at the Maroon office.No official University credit is giv¬en for the course.* * 0EDDINGTON ETIQUETTEThe visit of Sir .Xrthur Edding¬ton, while delightful in many re¬spects, caused no end of frenziedconcern among the disciples ofFamily Post. The problem of whatto call him became truly acute. “Mr.Eddington” w’as too American; “Sir.Arthur,” too personal; “Sir ArthurEddington,” too long; and “Hey,you!”, hardly the way to address .sodistingui.shed a guest. So, fully con¬scious of our civic responsibility,we phoned the British consul for in¬formation. And pointlessly enough,.Sir Arthur turned out to be the prop¬er things for all occasions.• « *EVEN PAVLOVS DOGWith no intention of re-kindlingthe recent Facts vs. Ideas contro¬versy, we feel that there is an im¬portant phase of the present educa¬tional sy.stem at Chicago which ha.sbecome paif|icularly ab.surd. Theextension of the use of the strietlyobjective qur.stion to all types of ex¬aminations i< rapidly defeating thepurpo.se of education. We are not in¬sensitive to the virtues of this sys¬tem. The objective examination canbe graded with a degree of accuracyand fairness far greater than thatmade po.ssible by either the oral orthe e.s.say type of quiz. But the vir¬tue of accurate measurement ismore than offset by the triviality ofa majority of the material capableof such mea.sure. Objectivity hasbeen used with excellent success inthe Biological and Physical Sciencesurvey comprehensives, but there issuch a thing as suiting the type ofexamination to the subject matter.In the Humanities and in the SocialScience in particular, the method isbeing used di.sastrously.The appearance of “choose theright an.sw’er,” “pair up the properterms in each column,” “fill in theblank,” “put the arrow or the x inthe right place” sort of thing asvariations on the more sedate “truefalse” type of question are admir¬able tests of the students’ ingen¬uity, but, after all, so is the workingof a cros.s-word puzzle. The takingof an examination has become a littlegame that the brighter students areparticularly adept at beating. SuchMachiavelli principles as never tomark true a statement containingany strong word such as “all, ab.so-lutely, inherently, entirely,” and nev¬er to mark false a statement contain¬ing qualifying terms such as “almost,some, many, may be, perhaps,” com¬bined with a minimum of good luck,is sufficient to enable their posses-.sor to pass any objective quiz giv¬en in the .Social Science department.The absolute zero in testing wasreached, we feel, by the examinationgiven at the end of last quarter inSchuman’s Political Science 201course. There were one hundred true-false statement.^, and had the honest.student followed the instructions “Ifin doubt, leave blank,” not morethan ten questions would be an-.swered. The propositions were oftwo types: either purely factual, suchas “Mr. Blank says such and such inhis book” or else of the much morevicious pattern; “The term T’ ismeaningful only in relation to theterm ‘you’ or Jackson’s theory of“rotation in office” is comparableto Pareto’s theory of “the circula¬tion of the elite.” Obviously intelli¬gence would endanger the student’schance of correctly answering ques¬tions in which understanding theTneaning of the words interferes(Continued on page 2) illaraonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1934POWER INCENTIVEDRAWS T.V. SMITHTOWARDJ^ILITICSReal Reason, He Says,Is Just BecauseHe Likes ItT. V. SmithBecause he sees potency in politi¬cal participation, T. V. Smith, pro¬fessor of philosophy, is an Inde¬pendent candidatefor the nominationto the Illinois .statesenate. This poten¬cy takes threeforms, said Mr.Smith in a lectureon “The Philosoph¬er in Politics” atInternation alHouse last night“In the firstplace,” Mr. Smithstated, “political participation isnecessary for self-respect, both po¬litically and professionally. LikePlato, in explaining his going intopolitics in Syracuse, I fear to findmyself at last altogether nothing butwords.” Mr. Smith think.s that acad¬emicians in general, almost as muchas philosophers in particular, needsome contacts with other men to pre¬vent their becoming “thinned outinto verbalisms.”Plans for Better LifeMr. Smith also considered politicsas an aid to establishing forms fora better life; he compared his aimsto those of John Stuart Mill and said,“I am interested in helping whereothers are relatively indifferent. Anew constitution for Illinois is achance at concentrated potency mostappealing. I should like to work forpermanent regi.stration laws, andgreater efficiency in the legislativeprocess itself, forms of active coop¬eration which for minimum cost re¬turn maximum welfare.“Moreover, I am interested, near¬er home, in such measures as willequalize women with men (such asjury service on equal terms), willgive negroes a larger measure ofeconomic and political justice, andwill safeguard equal opportunitythrough basic educational chancesfor all children.”Enjoys PoliticsBut Mr. Smith’s real reason forgoing into politics is that he enjoys“the game.” He explained that“Rough and tumble contacts withmen is more to my taste than soph¬isticated pursuits and attenuatedpreoccupations. If I did not believein people, if I did not enjoy mixingwith and participating in popularactivities, I should not go political.” B and G Scorea Birdie in Big(jame ExpeditionBy TOM BARTONIn entering Kent or Ryerson wehave always been a little cautious.Even when sitting under a tree uponthe quadrangles we have always been*wary....but no more need we fear.For the good old Building andGrounds gang has determined tomake the campus safe for the un¬suspecting. The war is on....After waging a determined andsuccessful campaign upon the aerialforces of the enemy, hovering about' the deserted stands in Stagg field,j the single battalion of the B. and G.I has advanced upon the quadranglesI to hamper the advance of the pigeons: who fly hither and yon thereabouts.It seems that pigeons relish grassseed and if the cohorts of B. & G.could not sow a new greensward,they would be unable to accomplishtheir mission of planting new fences.The armed forces of the Buildingsand Grounds, in the person of onemember of the maintenance section,armed to the teeth with a high- pow¬ered 22 calibre rifle, reports a suc¬cessful slaughter. The pigeon men¬ace is losing ground.Yesterday afternoon the Universitysniper took aim and drew many abead on roving pigeons. Ducking be¬hind trees and stealing silently uponthe pigeons, innocent or otherwise,he banged away for a total of ninepigeons, to add to his total of 22Stagg field victims.And say, ju.st in case you orderchicken at the coffee shop—beware! ’Recorder ReleasesGrade Cards TodayInstructor’s grade reports for thewinter quarter, other than marks of“S”, are being sent out today by theoffice of the Recorder. Notices arebeing mailed to students’ Universityaddresses.In some cases students will be re¬quested to call at the offices of theirdeans for their grades, and noticesto this effect are also being sent outtoday. This schedule applies only tostudents attending classes on cam¬pus, and does not include those en¬rolled in the Downtown College.PROFESSOR YNTEMARECEIVES NRA POSTIN RESEARCH DIVISIONFIRESTONE OPENSINTERVIEWS FORSENIORS MONDAYMr. F. M. Cole, representative ofthe Firestone Tire and Rubber Com¬pany of Akron, will be on campusall day Monday to interview grad¬uating seniors, according to an an¬nouncement from the Board of Vo¬cational Guidance and Placement.The Firestone company plans to es¬tablish a training school in saleswork at Akron, and eventually toplace its .students in the sales field.The Goodyear Tire and Rubbercompany, also of Akron, is consid¬ering graduates for positions in thecompany. So far they have not senta representative here, but they willconsider applications.The University now has its fullquota of 430 students, employed onFederal Student Relief projects.Such vacancies as may occur will befilled by those who have alreadyfiled their applcatons. Theodore 0. Yntema, professor ofStatistics, has been appointed to theDivision of Research and Planningof the NRA. He will leave for Wash¬ington Saturday to take up his dutiesin connection with the New Deal.Professor Yntema will do statis¬tical work on price control and costproblems under Leon Henderson,head of the division, and formerlyof Russel Sage foundation. Dr.Yntema earned his bachelor’s de¬gree at Hope college, his master’s atIllinois and the University, and hisPh. D. at the University. He will beout of residence during the springquarter, but will return for the sum¬mer session.Several other members of theSchool of Business faculty are alsoworking on projects associated withthe NRA. John H. Cover, professorof Statistics, has recently returnedfrom Washington.James L. Palmer, professor ofMarketing, is a member of the codeauthority for certain industries, andLewis C. Sorrell, professor of Trans¬portation, is working with the Rail¬road Business Association on theTransportation Conference. Thiswork requires his occasional pres¬ence in Washington. Professor Sam¬uel Nerlove is nov’ "Iso assumingduties in connection with the NRA.Northwestern Abandons FormerHit-or-Miss Policy of ExpansionBy HOWARD P. HUDSONNorthwestern, which for years hasrogres.sed without any consciousIan of action, now has an ambitiousrogram of expansion, which Presi-ent Scott explained to me when Iliked to him on my first day at theVanston campus.The new Deering library is the3rerunner of the kind of new build-igs that will soon replace the pres-nt one. “They will be of a Gothic>rpe,” he explained, “but we will■ave the specific plans for each suc-eeding generation to decide. Weill not make a definite pattern forur successors. Times and ideasiiange. What we like today will beelided tomorrow.”In administration, according toresident Scott, there is going to ben effort to consolidate the variousjliools which have proceeded almosticependently to set their own rulesnd standards. For those of us w’honow only the new plan of our Uni-ersity, I might explain that North-estern has a College of Liberalrts, which covers four years’ workith specialization in departmentsather than divisions. Then therere the schools, journalism, speech,nd music among others, which cov-[• the last two years and have sepa-ite requirements. Many of theseave grown up by accident, simplyecause some man in the past wasiterested in developing them. All oflese schools are to be brought to-ether more closely under one ad-linistration. Prsident Scott showed me a mapthat disclosed the most ambitiousplan of all. The state will soon ex¬tend the new outer drive up toEvanston, building out into the lake.Northwestern will own the land be¬tween. It will fill this in, doublingthe size of its present campus andaffording unlimited opportunities forexpansion. A lagoon will be con-I structed providing facilties for boat: racing of all kinds.1 I remarked that in only a fewI years, then, Northwestern might bej the center of crew racing as atj Harvard. The President nodded andI then added humorously, “But wearen’t selling tickets for the racesyet!” Seriously though, when theouter drive is completed the Univer¬sity of Chicago and Northwesternwill be only thirty minutes apart.That will undoubtedly lead to realcooperation between the two institu¬tions.This is the closest that we touch¬ed on the subject of the merger,aside from President Scott’s tantal¬izing brief statement that “The storyof the merger has not been told andI probably never will be.”I With a new insight into the fu-1 ture of Northwestern, I left Presi-j dent Scott and began a study of theI school as it now exists. I plannedj lo investigate student life and activ-I ities and to visit classes, for I wasj curous to find out for myself wheth-i er Northwestern is an institution of' higher learning or just a big coun¬try club. Crossed CannonChanges Date ofMilitary BallThe date for the tenth annual mil¬itary ball was set definitely for Fri¬day, April 27 in a meeting yester¬day of Crossed Cannon, the militaryhonor society sponsoring the event.In this action the Crossed Cannonhas made a departure from the tra¬ditional date of the dance at theend of the third week of the springquarter.A defnite choice of the danceband which will play for the annualball has not yet been made, butthe organization expects to make theselection early next week. The or¬chestra selected will be announced inThe Daily Maroon Wednesday.The campus women who will beselected to be the leaders and spon¬sors of the ball will also be announc¬ed next week. Crossed Cannon hasinaugurated a new system this yearto enable them to choose the spon¬sors who will participate in the tra¬ditional Rose and Saber ceremonywithout regard to campus politicsand with less emphasis upon person¬ality. The outstanding women willbe selected with reference to leader¬ship and achievement, with personal¬ity as a secondary factor.BLACKFRIARS HOLDFINAL CAST TRYOUTSFinal tryouts for cast andchorus positions for “Merger forMillions” will be held in the Black-friars office in the Reynolds clubat 3 today.Producer Joe Bren will be pres¬ent at the registration of candi¬dates, and will take charge of se¬lecting the characters.Freshman interested in businesspositions may make applicationfor places on the Blackfriars staffto Tom Flinn in the Blackfriar of¬fice at 4. There will also be ameeting of music writers in theReynolds Club theater at 7:30. B.W.O. Elects5 New ClassRepresentativesFive class representatives wereelected members of the Board ofWomen’s Organizations at the groupsfirst meeting of this quarter heldyesterday noon in Ida Noyes hall.Helen de Werthern, the new chair¬man of the group, took the oath ofoffice from Lorraine Watson, the re¬tiring chairman.The new members, representingthe upper divisions, are Sue Richard¬son, the new senior representative,and Mildred Eaton, Jean Prussing,and Alice Johnson, who are thejunior representatives. RoxanneLambie was elected to represent thecollege. Alberta Annon, who is headof the Freshman Woman’s Councilis the other college representativeon the board.Sue Richardson is a member ofSigma, and the society editor of TheDaily Maroon. She served as a mem¬ber of the publicity committee ofMirror this year, and was an upper-class counsellor and a group leaderlast fall.The chairman of the W. A. A.conference which will be held at theUniversity next spring, MildredEaton has been active in Mirror, andacted as assisstant stage managerfor “Step Ahead.” Jean Prussing isa member of the Federation council,and a reporter on The Daily Maroon.She acted as chairman of the pro¬gram committee for Mirror thisyear.Alice Johnson has been active inW. A. A., Y. W. C. A., the DramaticAssociation, and Mirror, where shewas property chairman.WILLIAM OGBURNEDITS IMPARTIALRESUME OF NRAOne month after the first birthdayof the New Deal the University Pressis publishing an impartial resume ofthat critical year in “Social Changeand the New Deal,” edited by Wil¬liam F. Ogburn, professor of Sociol¬ogy and director of research, tht.President’s Committee on SocialTrends, in 1930. The book will beready on April 7.With 13 notable contributors thepublication is guaranteed free of allpropaganda either for or against. AsMr. Ogburn says in his Foreword,“The developments of the year havehad back of them the drive of pow¬erful emotions, and the wisdom oftrying to appraise so dynamic amovement at close range may bedoubted.... However the variouscontributors have undertaken tomake their appraisal in an atmo¬sphere of scientific detachment. . . .While there may be some bias, writ¬ing near the firing line has certainadvantages not possessed by the his¬torian of later years.”Among the leading contributorsare three people of prominence oncampus: Harry D. Gideonse, associ¬ate professor of Economics; JamesC. King, with the Social Science Re¬search committee; Charles H. Judd,head of the department of Educa¬tion, and Mr. Ogburn. Frances Per¬kins, Secretary of the United Statesdepartment of Labor, has also col¬laborated in the writing.Financier ProvidesScholarship Awardin Essay CompetitionAlfred Whital Stern, Chicago fi¬nancier, announces the endowmentof a tuition scholarship of $300 tobe awarded to the University under¬graduate submitting the best essayon the subject, “Toward HigherEthics and Integrity.” The announce¬ment of the award was made yes¬terday by James M. Stifler, secre¬tary of the University and chairmanof the Committee on Development ofthe Board of Trustees.The essay is to be not less than2,000 nor more than 2,500 words inlength and must be presented intypewritten form at the Office ofthe Secretary of the University, inHarper Mil, not later than June 30.The committee in charge is MartinJ. Freeman, assistant professor ofBusiness, chairman; Edward S..■\mes, professor and chairman of theDepartment of Philosophy; and Wil¬liam V. Morgenstern, director ofPublicity? Price Three CentsTWENTY CAMPUSGROUPS SUPPORTSENIOR FUND PLANClass Council to SelectNew ScholarshipCommitteeTwenty campus organizations haveagreed to support the Alumni sub¬scription plan 100 per cent, it wasannounced yesterday by WilliamKaufman, general chairman of theSenior Class Fund Committee.The organizations are: Alpha Del¬ta Phi, Chi Psi, Chi Rho Sigma, DailyMaroon Board of Control, Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon, Delta Upsilon, Esoteric,Kappa Nu, Kappa Sigma, MortarBoard, Nu Pi Sigma, Owl and Ser¬pent, Phi Beta* Delta, Phi DeltaTheta, Phi Kappa Psi, Pi LambdaPhi, Psi Upsilon, Quadrangular, Se¬nior Class Council, and Zeta BetaTau.Other Groups PledgeIn addition to the organizationsmentioned, a number of fraternitiesand clubs have pledged well overhalf of their members.The plan as promulgated in thewinter quarter is to have each mem¬ber of the graduating class subscribeto the Alumni Association for oneyear at a cost of five dollars. Eachsubscriber to the Association is en¬titled to a year’s subscription to theUniversity alumni magazine and tovarious bulletins and announcementspublished during the year and also aone year membership to the AlumniAssociation. The remainder of themoney collected will be contributedto a class of 1934 scholarship fundfor needy students.Scholarship CommitteeA committee will be selected inthe near future by the Senior ClassCouncil which will designate schol¬arship receivers. Two plans for thedistribution of the scholarship havebeen offered. Under the first, threetwo-year honor scholarships will beawarded to outstanding all-aroundfreshmen while under the second sug¬gestion, 15 scholarships will beawarded to deserving students forone quarter each.“The outstanding feature of thisyear’s fund,” Kaufman commented,“is that the students themselves willbenefit. Besides keeping the grad-I uate in contact with happenings onj campus next year, it will enable theUniversity to keep in touch with itsformer students. 80 per cent of theMarch graduates pledged their sup¬port to the plan and a greater per¬centage of June and August seniorsis expected to sign up.”Croneis, BlumerRegard‘Serpent’j Report as FalseReports that a mammoth fifteenton beast which was washed ashoreI yesterday at Port Said, Egypt, wasi a sea serpent are regarded skeptical-: ly by members of the Universityfaculty.The beast, according to an Associ¬ated Press news flash dated April 4,I was first seen on Romarni Beach atPort Said. Several hours later an-I other report came in that a second‘ beast was seen off the coast of Sicily! in the Mediterranean sea.' Carey Croneis, associate professori of Geology at the University, declar-I ed, “It is highly probable that this' creature is some unusual type of! whale or shark. There are few whalesof any sort in the Mediterranean seaanyway, so a whale of any sortI would naturally make people excit-ed.”i Disregarding popular beliefs,I Croneis said that the unusual crea-1 tures w'hich have been reported at^ various times in the last year areprobably shallow-water whales, andhave not been “blown up from thedepths,” as sensational accounts haveintimated.Herbert Blumer, associate profes¬sor of Sociology, is also prone to re¬gard sea serpent stories as being atleast partially false. “As soon asnews of this sort comes out,” he said,“people see things they have neverseen before. They read more intowhat they see than they would or¬dinarily do.”Prominent among Rouse’s competitors is anindividual who, at the moment, is a clerk in the jcounty building. Those who play Cook County |politics will realize that presence in the county |building denotes vast capabilities for the office jof Sheriff. |Intelligent voters, phenomena that are made, !not born, can perceive that a man trained in police jadministration will have greater success in the con- jtrol of crime than one doubtfully trained in cler- jical duties and surely trained in subserviency to 'existing political chieftans. jKenneth Rouse has studied police administra- jtion for eight years. Not a man among his op- |position can be discovered who has studied it for jeight minutes! |Upon optimistic conviction that the public will jeventually demand training, not political noto- jriety, in police administrators. Rouse has made |such training his vocation. His program, if elect- |ed, is strictly scientific and energetic, not politic. IIt includes reorganization of the sheriff’s office, ;including a complete change of personnel, instal- jlation of radios in county police cars, and use of !maps, charts, and lie-detectors.The office of sheriff is so dark and dubious that ;it has shunned the light for twenty-two years! IThe last public document concerning this political |chasm of Cook County was a report of the Bureau 'of Public Efficiency in 1912. Efficiency and hon- iesty, Ken Rouse suggests, are not afraid to make ,public reports. This, if elected, he pledges to do. |Rouse’s position, if elected, would be so pe- |culiar in the history of Cook County that his elec- |tion would write a new chapter in the county’s |history. He has no promises to keep, no patron- |age to pay, and no strings tied to him for people Ito pull. IAccording to the old school, promises, patron- ;age, and strings are what elects a man in Cook ICounty. We are not so sure. iIWe believe that students are becoming political- |ly conscious. If so, they can demonstrate con- ^sciousness by soliciting votes from parents, neigh- ibors, and friends for Kenneth Rouse as the im- ^mediate, practical, initial step in cleaning up local 'politics. IA vote for Kenneth A. Rouse is a vote for a !lofty principle as well as a capable man!—J. P. B. ^ Piano, Courtesy of Wm. Knabe & ComptDy‘ THAT was it Napoleon said toW Wellington after the IronDuke out-foxed him at Waterloo?You’re an Old Smoothie, Duke!’“Smoothness is everything... in ahoofer, a crooner, radio an¬nouncer ... or a cigarette!“No douht the other brands usegood tobacco; Napoleon used good ammunition, too. But it’s the waytobacco is put together in OLDGOLD . . . tfiot’s the rhythm of it!Harmony of throat-ease and grandflavor... at least mjy taste says so.’No better tobacco grows than Isused in OLD golds. And they arePURE. (No artificial flavoring)Tune in on Ted Fio-Rito’« sensational Hollywood Orchestra every Wednesday night—Columbia ChainAMERICA’S CIGARETTEPage Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1934iatlg maronttFOUNDED IN 190XThe Daily Maroon U the ofificial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publuhed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and apringquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copiea;three cents.No reaponsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anyeontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the^ post-uJice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTS'Tom Barton Howard P, Hudson Howard M. RichNoel B. Geraon David H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilHam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelaSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FiahmanEdgar GreenebaiunRoth GreenebaumCharles Hoorr Henry KelleyRaymond Lahrlanet LewyCurtis MelnickDonald Morris Ralph Nicholaonlean PrussingJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karatz Gerald StemVaiwi/m Goldsmith Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMartin Gardiner Georg MannPreeton Cutler Linton J. KeithNight Editor: Howard P. HudsonAssistant: William WatsonThursday, April 5, 1934A FIGHT FOR A MANAND A PRINCIPLEKenneth A. Rouse, now in stride for the firsthurdle—primary elections—in his race for Sher¬iff of the County of Cook, represents an immediatehope for those who believe that politics, even inCook County, can be something more than a seriesof related rackets. The Travelling BazaarBy MILTON OLINLAH'A' ROLLERGeorge U’a#ro?<s saw everyone he ever knew onthe quadrangles yesterday while he was rollingthe campus greens by Eckhart, Ida Noyes, theChapel, Ryerson, etc.. .Dressed in brilliant greensweatpants and an old mulberry sweatshirt, hew'as forcefully, with the aid of a heavy roller, in¬ducing grass seed to get roots in the campus lawnsand grow up... .Today he will do a bit of raking,and you really should catch a look at him spread¬ing it around with expert maneuvers....w 9 4cINTRODUCTION TO LIFEJayne Panlman met Nels Fuqua for the firsttime last afternoon in the w. k. C. Shop; at leastso opined she until he reminded her that he knewher when she still wore a pantie-waist and raisedrabbits and guinea pigs in the basement of herold house on Blackstone Avenue. She was justa mite embarrassed, so Nelson told her a storyabout a little dog and that made it better, so shetold him one back....* * *BAZAARETTESThe old Lambda Chi house on Woodlawm Streetis now one of the most forlorn places you everdid see.... The Dankles, organizers of ScavengerHunts, Treasure Hunts, etc., well might arrangea ghost party on the premises... .Jean Russell, nolonger w’earing her looiemiller pin, claims to beback in circulation, but one is inclined not toWinchell that too seriously... .Betty Hansen haslooked peaked, particularly under the eyes, sinceher return from the holiday. I don’t see why sheshould get all the breaks; the vacation seemedquite a dull one to me and I feel healthy, and evenTyroler, who gets such a big boot out of everylittle thing, didn’t have such a heck of a time....It is apparent that the Vail-Laird waters are run¬ning still 'deeper... .Evvie Parker, editor of theCap and Gown, is getting thinner and thinner asthe date of issue comes nearer and nearer. His isno mean job... .No C. and G. staff in years hasevinced as much interest in the final product, norworked so haid throughout the year, as the pres¬ent one under Mr. Parker, and it is the T. B.wish that the book gets a lot of local praise andsupport when it appears... Peterson, overat the International House Barber Shop, is al¬ready sharpening his razors in preparation forthe annual May Mustache Race, conducted in theinterests of Blackfriars.... BUGKHAWK OFFERSMUSIC OF SEYMOURSIMUNS' ORCHESTRA Featured WithSeymour SimonsSeymour Simons’ nationally fam¬ous orchestra arrived Sunday at theBlackhawk Restaurant in the Loop,Simons is well-known not only asan orchestra leader but as a com-,poser, having written several popu¬lar song hits, such as “All of Me,’’“Tie a Little String Around YourFinger,’’ “Night,” and “Breezin’Along with the Breeze.”Graduated from the University ofMichigan in 1917 as a bachelor ofScience in mechanical engineering,Smons received a position as assist¬ant research engineer in the Pack¬ard Motor Car Company, While atMichigan he was the author of sev¬eral of the Michigan Union operas.After eighteen months’ service asa second lieutenant in the air serv¬ice, Simon resigned from the serviceHe commenced his musical career bywriting his first song hit, “Just Likea Gypsy,” for Nora Bayes. Subse¬quently he wrote two complete pro¬ductions for Elsie Janis before re¬turning to Detroit where he conduct¬ed a 12-piece orchestra in the pit ofone of the theaters. For a year War-ing’s Pennsylvanian’s and SeymourSimon’ orchestra were the only twounits playing the big picture housesas stage attractions.During the following years Simonhas played in the Hotel Addison inDetroit, the Netherland Plaza in Cin-ennati, and the Peabody Hotel inMemphis. In each of these promin¬ent hotels his orchestra was heldover as many as eighteen weeks dueto popuar demand.With the orchestra, Simon willfeature Dorothy Page, vocalist. Theymay be heard nightly over stationsWGN and WENR. Dorothy Pace ^ flex hp.s become the only necessaryI asset to the enterprising studentI Even Pavlov’s dog could in time betaught to pass Mr. Schuman’s test■ but perhaps that is the milleniumj dreamed of at present by our SocialI Scientists.* ♦ *PEOPLE THAT MAKE; LIFE MISERABLESome people delight in attemptingto make us miserable. For their ben¬efit, and in the hope that it mayserve to quiet them, we say: “NoMortimer Adler does not write thecolumn, and we doubt whether heeven reads it. Gideonse, maybe.,j but Adler, never. And we knowI and knew that Matthew Arnold made' the expression “sweetness and light”I famous and that it’s very trite andj all that, but we like it, and afterI all who’s writing this column anv-1 way?”GOOD COMPANIONSApril 9 and 104:30 and 8:30 p. m.InternaHonal HouseSWEETNESS ANDUGHT(Continued from pafe 1)with the remembering of which setof words in quotes appeared in thereading next to which other set ofwords in quotes. The conditioned re- DREXEL THEATRE$18 R cardThors. A PriM Apr. SAC“Going Hollywood”Bint Crosbr . Flfl D’OroorNmI SperkaMoU. Doily, ISe te C:!#CLASSIFIED ADSROOM FOR RENT—Large, light,single or double. Very reas. Verynear campus. Skinner, 5821 Mary¬land, H. P. 0553. TRY THEUniversity Pharmacy1321 E. 57th St.—between Kimbark and KenwoodFOR DRUGSFOR COSMETICSFOR LUNCHEONS (23c)Prompt Delivery Popular PricesFor Free Delivery Service Until 12 P. M. Call H. P. 0331Cigarettes 2 for 25cDAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, APRIL 5, 1934 Page ThreeFavor Tilden to WinHigh School Mat TitleTilden, the winner of the last threeInterscholastic wrestling champion¬ships, has entered twenty men in theCitv High School championships tobe held in Bartlett gym Friday andSaturday. The South Side school isa favorite to retain their title.Ten other schools have entered, atotal of 93 men in the meet; they are;Parker, Senn, Amundsen, Tildenl ech, Lane Tech, Crane Tech, Mor¬gan Park, Lindbloom, Fenger, Calu¬met, and Bowen. The members ofthe varsity grappling squad will as¬sist Coach S. K. Vorres in conduct¬ing the meet.STUDENT’SNEEDSComplete stock of stationeryof all leading lines. See us forstationery, engraving and “Re-liefagraf” work.Typewriters, large and port- jable, new and used, sold on jpayment plan. Also, rentedand repaired. All makes. ILargest and most complete |stock of tennis rackets and sup- |plies on South Side. See us 'first and you will be glad. IWOODWORTH’SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St.Near Kimbark Ave.Open EveningsDor. 4800TICKETSFORALLSHUBERTATTRACTIONSMAYBEOBTAINEDATTHETHEATERBUREAUINTHEDAILYMAROONBUSINESSOFFICE RETURN OF BELFANZ,WOLFENSONAODSTOMAROON GRID HOPESCoach Shaughnessy spoke with anote of confidence for his 1934 foot¬ball prospects yesterday in com¬menting on the addition of Belfanzand Wolfenson to the spring squad.Both men have shown ability in theline but they did not play lairt yeardue to ineligibility.Wolfenson tips at about 200pounds and may hold down onetackle postion. Belfanz is a veryspeedy end from Texas who has wonrepute in the Stagg Interscholastictrack meets. With weight andstrength on top of his speed hepromises to make a flashy wing nextfall.Captain Ell Patterson is out keep¬ing his football eye in addition toregular workouts on the tenniscourt. He is looked on to fill an im¬portant place on the racket squadthis spring.Freshmen Look GoodThere are a number of freshmenout showing their stuff. Whiteside,Meigs, Riley, and Gillerling areearning attention as forewards. Bart¬lett and Schuessler look good in thebackheld. Schuessler’s speed putshim in a position of advantage as arunner. However, he has some dis¬advantage to overcome in being ofrather small stature. Playground BallOpens I-M SpringSports ScheduleIntramural competition in play¬ground ball will start Wednesday,April 11, in the usual fraternity andindependent-dormitory divisions. Thiswill be the opening sport of thespring intramural program.Entries of teams should be madeby Saturday at the I-M office in Bart¬lett gym or with Samuel Lewis, play¬ground ball manager. Ten men willagain be the regulation number con¬stituting a team, with seven men perteam necessary to start a game. Tent¬ative plans are under considerationto lengthen slightly the distance be¬tween bases. The same size ball aslast year will be used.Trophy to League WinnersTrophies will be awarded in thefraternity division to the three lead¬ing teams and league winners. Win¬ners and runners-up in the independ¬ent-dormitory division will receivemedals. Phi Beta Delta, present lead¬er in organization points, won theplayground ball title last year, withKappa Nu, now second in total pointstandings, as runner-up. Third andfourth places were taken by the Al¬pha Sigs and Kappa Sigs, respective¬ly. Phi B. D., with several of lastyear’s team remaining, will undoubt¬edly be strong again in the present.season’s competition. The Optimists,strong independent organization, areplanning to enter a team. DUGGINS' SEMI-PROSPUrMRROONS TODAYIN DEUTED OPENERThe weather man played havocwith the Maroon nine yesterday,thus thwarting the Maroon nine’schances of playing baseball withDoug McWeeney and his ElmwoodPark semi-pros. The boys wentthrough a brisk workout, however,and will take on the Duggins semi-pro outfit at Greenwood field this af¬ternoon. Bob Langford will pitchand Ed Novak will relieve him.Saturday the boys play the CurtisCandies and the Union Giants in adouble header, the first game start¬ing at 1:30. A big demonstration hasbeen planned, with the Curtis aggre¬gation bringing a 40-piece band withthem.Question of PitchingAs the team rapidly rounds intoshape, it is evident that its chancesthis year depend largely on the brandof pitching available. Coach Ander¬son has a mound corps of seven men,in addition to various and sundryathletes who could be put in the boxif an emergency arose.Bob Langford, veteran of two sea¬sons, is the mainstay of the staff atthis writing, but was thumped for 13runs in six innings by the scrubsMonday. Bob’s chief asset is a goodcurve. Connor Laird, Ed Novak, and(Continued on page 4) Golfers Meetto Prepare for• Spring SeasonFifteen varsity candidates showedup at the first meeting of the pros¬pective golf team held yesterday inthe Trophy room. At a meeting heldin the same room ten freshmen signedup for the yearling team. Coach KyleAndersfrn announced that 72 holes ofmedal play will be held on April 21and 23 to determine a team for theopening meet with Armour on May1.With Captain Ed Mauermann,leading the returning veterans fromlast season, prospects for an im¬proved golf aggregation look good.All of the four regulars on last sea¬son’s team are returning—Bob Howe,Harry Baner and Paul Smith.BASEBALL SCHEDULESchedule of Home GamesApril 10—Armour TechApril 14—Western State Teach¬ersApril 18—Chicago NormalApril 21—Notre DameMay 1—Louisiana PolytechMay 8—IllinoisMay 11—WisconsinMay 14—IndianaMay 19—NorthwesternMay 26—PurdueJune 7—Alumni BRUNO RYBICKEXPERT TENNIS RACKET STRINGER5630 Ellis Ave.Prices $2.25 to $8.30PROMPT SERVICEI Free Racket Cover with Each StriitKinrJob“Is yoahstheDUNLAP,suh ?”An opportunity to make moneywithout spending time or effort.Several ambitious students with avaried acquaintance, get in touchwith me.A. GERKELTel. Webster 4796223 W. 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So¬cial Science 105 at'12:30.Dames club meeting in‘Theater,Ida Noyes hall at 7:30 p. m.Christian Science meeting. Alum¬ni Room, Ida Noyes at 7.Social Service Administrationclub. Ida Noyes library at 8.Baseball game. Chicago vs. Dug¬gans. Greenwood field at 3.Plans for the spring quarter pro¬gram of the Socialist Club will bemade at a meeting of the group thisafternoon at 4 in Social Science 302.Ed Duerbeck, chairman of the club,will be in charge of the discussion. DUGGINS' SEMI-PRGSPUr MAROONS TGDAYIN OEIAYEO OPENER(Continued from page 3) , !Bussy Yedor are the best bets from Ilast j’ear’s freshman squad, but lack }experience. Novak is almost ripe, and !Laird is coming alone fine. Yedor, inmany ways the most gifted twirler onthe squad, will be given plenty ofwork. He needs experience more thananything else.Good Against Left-HandersBill Sherwin, Ed Beeks, apd Van-derveld complete the staff. Sherwinis probably the hardest worker onthe squad and will be used extensive¬ly against left-handed sluggers.Beeks, according to Anderson, hasimproved 200*^ over last year.Johnny Baker, who did most of thepitching last year, and Bill Haarlow,who could pitch if he had to, wdll notdo any pitching this year. Both aregood first basemen, with Johnnyprobably getting the post because ofhis height. Haarlow, clean-up batterof the team, will get the first call atshort, but if he fails to make thegrade, will be moved over to first infavor of Dick Cochran.Two successful Ohio college bask¬etball coaches are no older than someof their players. i THEATERbyBETTY HANSEN“THE SHINING HOUR”at theSelwyn TheaterTHE CASTMariella Linden Violet HemingDavid Linden Conrad NagelJudy Linden Nancy Sheridan^Hannah Linden Kathryn Collier ^Henry Linden John SpaceyMickey Linden John Halloran“The Shining Hour,” which open-1ed Sunday night at the Selwyn, crept Iinto town virtually without the us- >ual fanfare. All the more surpris-1ing, then, that it should turn out tobe one of the best plays the too of-1ten disappointed Chicago audiences'have been privileged to see. It wasunquestionably “good theater.”“The Shining Hour” is indicative ,of new trends in the drama in thatit employs but one scene and onlysix characters. The plot is not ex¬actly novel, for it concerns a mar-;ried man and a married woman whofall in love with each other, muchto their own surprise and the dis¬may of their respective mates. Theplot is hackneyed, but the play¬wright, Keith Winter, has treated itwith great originality. Not one, butthree surprises are in store for theplaygoer who thinks he knows all the answers. ,A play is seldom better than its icast, but “The Shining Hour” is for- jtunate not only in being a good play |but also in having a competent and :intelligent cast. Miss Heming plays |the role of Mariella Linden withskill and understanding, and Mr. :Nagel as David is excellent. A thor- :ough apprenticeship in the movies,and several years of retirement have ;not robbed this capable actor of areal feeling for the theater. His rokmight easily have been overdone ;but he played it with admirable re- istraint.Nancy Sheridan is particularly |memorable in the role of Judy Lin- jden. She might easily have convert-1ed it into a long tirade of mock ■heroics; yet never did it descend jfrom sentiment to sentimentality, jfrom histrionics to hysterics. JohnSpacey, as the husband who has mar¬ried neither wisely nor well, is pleas¬ing in the sort of role which is sym- |pathetic rather than sensational. Heis entirely convincing, wth a suavityand lack of affectation which are de- 'lightful.Kathryn Collier, as the sarcastic, jtactless, deliberately cruel HannahLinden, whose heart of gold is a bittarnished from lack of use, is beau¬tifully cast. 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