The InnocentBystanderBy DENNIS RYMERIt seems, as it has seemed once(.very six months since newspaperswere invented and William RandolphHearst was bom to run them, thatwar is in the air. The only ques¬tion which is still debatable con¬cerns the nation which will makethe first move and when that movewill be made. Therefore, leavingaside the question of whether Russiawill attack Japan or Japan, Russiain April or in May, and ignoring anypatriotic or pacifist considerationswhich might influence our attitudetoward the combatants, it might seemfit to look over the pages of historywhich concern the relation of ourUniversity with past wars. The By¬stander, in order to predict the fu¬ture conduct of the members of theUniversity, not if, but when warcomes, has delved into the not sodi-stant past and examined the rec¬ord of activities during 1917 and1918.FROM MAROON FILESThe Daily Maroon files for twoyears, have been scanned, editorialshave been read, news articles ex¬amined, in order to form a just es¬timate of the behavior of the Uni¬versity community during the some¬what hectic years of the UnitedStates’ participation in the WorldWar. The facts which will be pre¬sented are culled from the files of1917-1918 and 1918-1919; unfortun¬ately, the volume for the academicyear during which w’ar was declaredhas disappeared, and it will be con¬sequently impossible to de.scribe thestudent reaction toward PresidentWilson’s declaration of war and tothe incidents leading up to thatdeclaration.The source from which the ma¬terials for the aeries of articleswhich arc to follow was draw’n isimportant because it represents inthe editorial and student opinioncolumM, the attitude of a large bodyof people closely connected with theUniversity toward the war in prog¬ress, and because the news articlesindicate in what tangible form theseattitudes were expressed in action.STATUS OF UNIVERSITYThe University had, in the periodwith which this record is concerned,already achieved its reputation as theleading Middle West center of intel¬lect and culture. It had taken itspart in the great wave of liberalism Iwhich swept over the country withthe election of the scholar president;it was part and parcel of the idealis¬tic movement which some unknownpoet has hymned in the phrase:“Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive.But to believe in Wilson was veryheaven.” ,Surely, if anywhere in the UnitedStates was to be found a rationalattitude toward war, it must havebeen here on our own campus. If lany per.sons were fitted by tempera- jment and training to examine hon-1e.stly and carefully the considera¬tions which led our nation into warand to ba.se their further actionsupon the result of that examination,it should have been the famed schol¬ars and scientists of the University.If any students .should have protestedagainst war because it was unjustand unwise, the students of this Uni¬versity, drawn here not for socialbut for intellectual rea.sons, .shouldhave done so.training to thinkAn institution of higher learning,if it be worthy even of the name,should be expected to train its stu¬dents to think about life and to guidetheir actions by that thinking. If theschola.stic and scientific methods areto be ansrthing beyond the particularplaything.s of an initiated few, theymust justify their continued exist¬ence by the effect they exert uponhuman actions. Unless they do so,then they can be considered jin no more valuable light than chess iand other such semi-intellectual past-1times.It will be interesting to examine,therefore, the record of the Univer¬sity during the World War years.Such research* .should indicate thevalue of academic training, and thereliance that may be placed upon itin times of social upheaval.The articles will begin in an early jissue of The Daily Maroon. ‘ UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. MARCH 13, 1934 Price I hree CentsMOLEY PRESIDESAT RADIO DEBATEAGAINSTJIARVARDVernon Lyon, BernardMetzer, RepresentUniversityRaymond Moley, editor of “To¬day” and former assistant Secretaryof State, will preside as chairman ofa radio debate between the Univer¬sity and Harvard university Satur¬day afternoon from 2 to 3 over theColumbia Broadca.sting System. Thedebate will be broadcast over 67 sta¬tions of the CBS chain, with WBBM |as the local outlet.Vernon Lyon and Bernard Metz¬er, representing the University, willmeet Malcolm A. Hoffman and Sey¬mour M. Peyser of Harvard on theproposition “Resolved, That a Col¬lege education is worth-while.” Chi¬cago will uphold the affirmative sideof the question.Mr. Moley will speak from .stationW.\BC in New York City, the Harv¬ard team from WNAC in Boston, andthe Chicago debaters from theWBBM studios in Chicago. jChosen From 30 |Vernon Lyon and Bernard Metz¬er. with Harry Brattsburg as alter¬nate, were selected by Dr. S. McKeeRosen, director of debate, in tryouts |held last week. Approximately 30 |debaters competed for team posi- jtions. Lyon was a member of the iChicago team which met Oxford uni¬versity in an international radio de- ]bate on January 27. Metzer is ajunior transfer .student from Templeuniversity, has had no previous ex¬perience on a university debate team.Harry Brattsburg, who was a mem¬ber of the Chicago team which wasawarded the decision over Kent Col- Ilege of Law in a radio debate overKYW, was chosen by the radio audi¬ence as the best speaker in the de¬bate.Concluding DebateThe Harvard debate will concludethe Union’s program for the winterquarter, which has included radiodebates w-ith Oxford and Kent Col¬lege; a debate with New York uni¬versity; one with faculty memberswhen a Rollin College, Florida, teamfailed to appear. |Concentrate on 'March Graduates \\in Senior Drive \With little more than a week re- imaining before 100 seniors leave |school, the Senior Cla.ss Fund Com- imittee is concentrating its drive on |students graduating at the end of |this quarter. About half of the class |have already pledged their .support jto the fund.Although response to the drive has Ifar surpa.ssed that of the last several ,years, many pledges must yet be se- !cured before the fund may be term- jed completely succssful. Letters will |be sent to those .seniors who have not |answered previous requests. 150 Register inNew Hyde ParkCWES College! Classes for the new junior collegej of the Hyde Park region which areI being held temporarily at Wadsworth] school at 63rd street and Woodlawn; avenue began yesterday with an en-I rollment of 150 students. Registra-I tion will continue through this weekI and it is expected that by the end ofthe week, 300 students will have en¬rolled.The junior college, which has athree way administration, the AdultEducational Council of Chicago, theCivic Works Educational Service,j and the Board of Education of Chi¬cago is one of a series in variousdistricts of Chicago. If it is success¬ful it will become a permanent sys¬tem of junior colleges with a cen¬tral city college which will have pro¬fessional schools.The faculty of the college con¬sists of Dr. Edward Ponke, fonner-ly an instructor at Ohio State uni¬versity, who will teach journalismand English, Dr. Leslie Pate, whowill teach philosophy, and EdwardMinor, assistant to Charles Gilkey,dean of the Univer.sity Chapel, whowill teach public speaking. EugeneWeafers, who is in charge of the.school, will teach Social Scienceclasses. Two more instructors will beadded at the end of the week.The school will operate on thesame quarter basis used by the Uni¬versity.Blackfriars SongWriters Meet inReynoldsTonightMen interested in writing musicand lyrics for the Blackfriars show, ■“Merger for Millions,” to be giventhe first two week.s in Ma.v, wdll meettonight in the Reynolds Club theaterat 7:15.The writers will be addre.ssed byproducer Joe Bren and dance direc¬tor Virginia Hall on the type of work-desired for the musical comedy.Some of the lyrics for the .^how havealready been completed by the au¬thors, and copies of them will behanded out to music writers who planto do their work without doing anylyrics in addition to their music. Themeeting will be in charge of Leon¬ard Olson, sophomore manager incharge of music who last week re¬placed .Sam Lewis in that position.F'reshmen who plan to work in thedepartment of publicity of the Friarsorganization will meet today at 3 inroom C of the Reynolds club, accord¬ing to an announcement by SidneyHyman, junior manager in charge ofpublicity. Hyman and HowardSchultz, one of the sophomore man¬agers in the department, will inter¬view all applicants for positions. Po¬sitions are available in four branchesof publicity work to the freshmen.They may work on high school pub¬licity, newspaper work, general orfeature “stunt” work, or on posterpublicity. The freshmen who arechosen will begin their work imme¬diately, and will be given definitepo.sitions on the Blackfriars .staffs.The plan this year, differing fromthose of the pa.st, is to set up a 1934Class scholarship fund. Five dollarsentitles each senior, in addition tohis contribution to the fund, to aone-year membership in the .AlumniAssociation. He is entitled to receivethe Univer.sity alumni magazine andall pertinent announcements andbulletins. The scholarship fund willbe used to finance needy and worthystudents who would otherwise be de¬prived of a college education.WHITE TALKS TODAYLeonard D. White, professor ofPublic Admini.stration, will deliverthe second in a series of lectures onthe relation of the social sciences tothe professional fields today at 3:30in Classics 15.Professor White, who was recent¬ly appointed to a federal civil serv¬ice position, will discuss the particu¬lar fields of public administrationand the civil service, as his contribu¬tion to the vocational guidance lec¬tures supervised by Earle S. John¬son, instructor in Sociology. PACIFIST DISCUSSESR. O. T. C. TRAINING INLECTURE TOMORROWE. Raymond Wilson, noted pacif¬ist, will address students on the sub¬ject of “Shall We Learn to Fight orThink?” Wednesday at 4:30 in Kent106. He will discuss the issues aris¬ing from the present military train¬ing program in school and colleges.Mr. Wilson has been active in in¬ternational affairs and the peacemovement. In 1926 he was sent toJapan by Japanese students inAmerica to promote understanding,and in 1930 he assisted with an in¬tensive study of political and eco¬nomic questions in European coun¬tries. For the past two years he hasbeen a leader in the campaignagainst compulsory military training.As field secretary for the PeaceSection of the American FriendsService Committee, Mr. Wilson is as¬sisting with investigations on theproblems of peace and disarmamentfor the Institute of International Re¬lations. ALL-CONFERENCE SELECTIONSFirst TeamCottom, Purdue (18) FHaarlow, Chicago (13) FFisher, Northwestern (c) (14) CPoser, Wisconsin (15) GLowery, Purdue (14) G Second TeamProschauer, Illinois (11)Eddy, Purdue (4)Fehring, Purdue (c) (11)Selzer, Iowa (13)Manske, Northwestern (4)Honorable Mention: Grim, Iowa. 3; MofTitt, Iowa, 3; Shaver,Purdue, 3; Norman, Minnesota, 3; Culver, Northwestern, 3; Weir, In¬diana, 2; Bastian, Iowa, 1.'PLACEMENT OFFICEI OPENS INTERVIEWSFOR SUMMER JOBSApplications for men and women |seeking positions during the .summer Ivacation will be received by theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement on and after Thursday.Students may register with John C.Kennan or Elizabeth Robinson inCobb 215.The Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement has already begun tocontact concessionaires and exhibi¬tors at the 1934 Century of Prog¬ress for the po.ssibIe positions. TheFair corporation itself has already in¬dicated that it will give preferenceto old employees. Students employedlast year need not re-register unlessthey have changed their address.Arrangements with the DaggettRoller Chair company for chairguides have already been complet¬ed. Applications will be received byJohn C. Kennan after Thursday. Ap¬plicants must be at least 5 feet 10in height and weigh not less than150 pounds.The Placement bureau has alsomade arrangements with Eitel, Inc,to secure women students for posi¬tions a.s cigar and cigarette girls inOld Heidelberg at the Fair.There is at present a request fora senior camp counsellor with a pri¬vate boy’s camp. The applicantmust have had previous camp ex¬perience and a knowledge of He¬brew. Several requests for womencounsellors, offering maintenanceonly at a camp during the summer,have been received by Miss Robinson.STRING QUARTETPRESENTS THIRDCONCERT TODAYThe University String quartet willpre.sent its third concert of the quar¬ter this afternoon at 4:15 in theMusic building. The program willconsist of a quartet in C Minor,Opus 18, No. 4, of Beethoven and thequartet in E Flat Major of Dvorak.-Admission is 25 cents.Oscar Chausow, one of the violin¬ists of the quai-tet, received firstplace in a city-wide contest for asoloist, and will play in that positionwith the Chicago Symphony onMarch 24. The other violinist, Leon¬ard Sorkin, received second place inthe same contest. Guido Santo-Riz-zo, the violist, was formerly an in¬structor of that instrument at DruryCollege, Springfield, Missouri. Thecellist, James Kann, is the only stu¬dent member of the quartet.This will be the last concert thequartet w'ill give this quarter. At thelast concert which was given Feb¬ruary 27, the quartet presented twonovelty compositions, Beethoven’squartet in F major. Opus 95 andHandel’s Passacaglia in a special ar¬rangement by Johan HalvorsenHande.Oriental InstituteChanges SchedulesA new schedule of visiting hoursfor the museum of the Oriental In¬stitute of the University of Chicago,in which evidences of five ancientcivilizations are on display, was an¬nounced yesterday by CharlesBreasted, executive secretary. Thehours on Saturday and Sunday willbe from 11 a. m. to 5 p. m., andfrom Monday through Friday, from1 to 5 p. m.During 1933, a total of 85,478visitors saw the exhibits salvaged bythe Oriental Institute’s fourteen ex¬peditions, 60,108 of this total attend¬ing since July 1. Name 8 Ushers.for SettlementBenefit ShowValerie Webster was yesterdaynamed head usher for this year’spresentation of the annual benefitshow produced by the Universitycommunity to aid the University Set¬tlement. The show, which is the thir¬ty-fifth annual presentation, will beheld at Mandel hall Friday night.The remaining seven ushers whowere selected include Ho Carr, HelenHiatt, Edith McCarthy, Ruth Balder-son, Barbara Vail, Barbara Beverly,and Rosemary Volk.The production includes threeplays, the first of which is “Box andCox,” a hundred-year old farce. Wal¬ter L. Bullock, associate professor ofItalian, William M. Randall, profes¬sor of Library Science, and AnnaGwin Pickens of the FaulknerSchool faculty will appear in thisplay.The Dramatic Association will pro¬duce the second of the plays. Roots,which was written l>y an undergrad¬uate. The third play will be “TownHall Tonight” and will be presentedby a group of alumni.Among the patrons and patroness¬es for the show will be nineteenmembers of the group which produc¬ed “The Deceitful Dean,” a comicopera, which in 1899 was the first ofthe annual benefit shows. Four con¬suls from the city will also be among jthe box-holders. iThe Settlement show is in theory |the responsibility of the masculine !members of the Board, but in prac¬tice a women’s group, the SettlementLeague, assumes the task. Mrs. N.Paul Hudson is chairman tof the 1committee which is in charge this ^year.Tickets, ranging in price from 35 jcents to $1.50, have been placed on |sale and may be obtained in Cobb '202.“Until the basic economic struc¬ture of our life is made secure, therewill be no healthy stability in Amer¬ican family life,” declared Paul H.Douglas, professor of Economics, atthe ninth annual meeting of the Chi¬cago Association for Child Studyand Parent Education held Saturdayat the Palmer house. The generaltheme of the sessions of the day was“The Scientist Looks at the Fam¬ily.”Professor Douglas pointed outthat the relatively smaller familiesof the present day “tend to removeGIDEONSE, TOO, SEESOBJECTIONS TO RISEIN MONETARY LEVELHarry D. Gideonse, associate pro-fe.ssor of Economics at the Univer¬sity, in a full-length column in theChicago Sunday Tribune for March11, hints at the same conclusionsconcerning the national recovery pro¬gram that are definitely set forth byfour out of five University professorsinterviewed March 2 by The DailyMaroon. All of the men see an ob- |Stacie rather than an aid in the pro- !posed raising of the price level to Ipre-depression standards. ,“It is,” Gideonse writes, “urged jtoday that the 1929 (or 1926) pricelevel should be the objective of our :monetary policy. Technological im- jprovements have continued sincethen and it is well to remember thata rapid surge upward of prices wouldgive us a 1929 price level with 1934wages, which would give an entirelydifferent distribution of income thanwas the case of 1929.” PUT HAARLDW DNBIG TEN ALL-STARBA$KETBIU.LTEAMConference NewspapersCooperate in JointCompilationThe Daily Maroon today publishesthe results of its compilation of anall-Conference star basketball team,selected jointlywith the sportseditors of theother nine BigTen newspapers.Only one paperfailed to contrib¬ute to the project.Each newspaperwas asked to sub¬mit its choice of afirst and secondteam, indicatingits choice of cap-comments or ex-so desired. Twopoints were awarded for placementon a first team, and one for place¬ment on a second team. Total pointsdecided the results.Three Unanimous SelectionsNorm Cottom, fiery little forwardon the Purdue team, who led theconference in scoring, received un¬animous mention for the first team.Poser and Haarlow also receivedunanimous mention for either firstor second team.Bill Haarlow, the only member ofthe Maroons to receive mention, roll¬ed up enough points by being citedfor the second team to enable himto win a fii’st team birth. As onewriter comments, “The race betweenFroschauer and Haarlow was bitterand Froschauer gets the position bya hair.”Various PositionsDutch Fehring, Purdue center, re¬ceived several of his votes for guardposition, although the majority of hissupporters placed him at center.“While playing regularly at center,”comments one sports editor, “itseems to me that Fehring might eas¬ily be switched to a guard post. Hav¬ing watched him in action, I thinkthat on any other team Fehringwould have been placed at guard,(Continued on page 3)much of the buoyancy which hascharacterized our American life andtends to place emphasis on the innerlife, on education, culture, and char¬acter.” “In the future,” he said,“youth may no longer be the centerof attention, and the adjustmentwithin the family between youth andage will become increasingly import¬ant.”Professor Douglas also held that,because men feel less secure in theeconomic world, the family will haveto provide people with the emotion¬al protection and emotional satis¬faction which men formerly derivedfrom being the arbiters of their ownbusiness affairs.One of the conclusions stressed atthe meeting was that a lasting mar¬riage is not necessarily an indicationthat it is a happy and successful one.According to Professor J. P. Lich-tenberger of the University of Penn¬sylvania, another of the speakers,“Certain hard and fast rules whichwere thought necessary for a success¬ful marriage relationship are fast los¬ing their importance. Attitudes to¬ward the wife and mother, the divinerights of husbands, birth control, andeconomic self-sufficiencv are chang¬ing.”PROM RECEIPTSCharles Merrifield, manager offinances for the Washington Prom,yesterday announced that $179.12,the net receipts of the Prom whichwas held February 21, at the SouthShore country club, have been turn¬ed over to the Universitv Settlementfund. This is the first time in thej 30 years’ history of the event thatI the net receipts have been given to; charity.Stability in Family Life Depends onSecure Economic Structure—DouglasBill Haarlowtain, and addingplanations, if itPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1934Batlg iHarimuFOrXDED IN 190iThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chieagro. publiiheil mornmics except Satur'iay,Sunday, and Monday durinK the autumn, winter, ana springquarU'rs by The Daily Maroon Company, 5S31 University avenue.Subscription rates: <2.59 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University oi Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycont.'yicts entered into bv The Daily MaroonEntered as second class matter March la. 19U,t, at the^ p*jst-oiTice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly rwerves all right of publicationof any material apivearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, •Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoe! B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnIckbusiness assistantsWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles Hoerr Henry KelleyRaymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickDonald Morris Ralph Nicholsonlean PrussingJeanne SlolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Howard Goltschalk Robert McQuilkinFrank Davis Thomas Karatz Gerald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyMarie BergerGeorg Mann EDITORIAL COMMITTEELouise Craver Preston CutlerLinton J. Keith , to round out the training with a good course in; speech. Law’yers, for instance, perhaps more than, any one group, need a thorough schooling in speak-; ing, yet this phase of their education is overlookedboth in the law school and pre-legal studies.What is needed is a school that w’ill train stu-! dents for everyday life, that will give them anopportunity' to utilize some of the knowledgewhich they absorb while at the Univ'ersity. WeI have faith that an institution that has been progres-i sive in so many ways in the past can step for¬ward once more and found a school of speechi that will answer the purposes of all students, that: will ignore “eloqution” and offer training that will: be valuable for everyone.The first step that must be taken is to pry awaythe vestiges of the speech department from the Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:1 feel compelled to waste almostas much space in your stimulatingpaper as did the letter of March 6of Martin Gardner.If I w'ere called upon to summar¬ize my reaction to the above-men¬tioned missive and the comment ofthe editor which followed, I shouldsay, (in keeping with the advice re¬cently given by Dean Ruml), that it_ . , i.' uninformed, misinformed, in error,Lnglish department. As long as the latter is con- example of incomplete an¬trolling it, there will be no progress; when the alysis.English department wants to expand it will doso in other directions.^'e have heard no sound objective reasonsaganist a department of speech. On that score,therefore, we sincerely recommend that the Uni¬versity give the problem its serious, unprejudicedconsideration.—H. P. H.A DISAPPOINTINGOPPOSITIONDisappointing is the reaction from The DailyMaroon's critical reviews of new plan syllabi,printed in Thursday s issue. Evidently unable tooppose rationally anything the Maroon stated, cer¬tain superficialites are claiming that we do notrepresent student opinion. Perhaps this should suffice butthis letter ha.s not yet reached theminimum of 250 words which is inthe “folkways” of this column. There¬fore I should like to observe:1. That Mr. Gardner has apparent- ,ly profited from the presentationof the materials of Social Science Ito the extent of being critical of his |teachers and on the alert for bias in 'presentation. (Success in the achieve- iment of these objectives, even if lim- iited, helps make teaching worthwhile).2. That Mr. Gardner’s letter shows ,that he is not being exposed to as ,biased a view of the culture-race i.s- 1.>iue as his lament would indicate, ,for if he is learning the role of cul- iture in human conduct in the Social !Sciences he is, I hope, learning the ‘Night Editor: Howard M. RichAssistant: William WatsonTuesday, March 13, 1934A DEPARTMENTOF SPEECHSpeech, the mode of self-expression which isemployed by all human beings more frequentlythan any other form, which, outside of breathing,eating, and sleeping, is most essential to living, iscompletely ignored by the University in its curri¬culum.In strict justice, the term “completely" shouldnot be used, since there are scattered courses offer¬ed in speech, but as far as the student body as awhole is concerned, the teaching of speech on thiscampus does not exist.Surprisingly enough, the situation has not al¬ways been so bad. President Harper was favor¬ably disposed toward a school of speech, and un¬der the guidance of Dr. Solomon Clark, such aninstitution flourished. But, with the deaths ofthese two men, the embryonic school perished.Bertram Nelson, lone surviving professor of thisschool, has continued until now giving courses un¬der the jurisdiction of the English department. Hehas done a good job, but he is now out of resi¬dence, and no courses in speech are available atthis writing.In the meantime, the Divinity School, whosework demands adequate preparation in speech,has developed a school of its own, apart from theundergraduate divisions. That it is an excellentschool of speech in its class unfortunately meanslittle to students outside of the Divinity School.It means little because it is not known that cer¬tain courses are open to the campus at large. Whyshould anyone interested in improving his speechhabits have to look for this aid in a theologicalseminary?Out of this setup a peculiar situation has arisen.The University College downtown has the nearestthing corresponding to a school of speech in theUniversity. Each quarter the courses are jammedwith graduates of this institution who have enteredthe outside world and discovered their need foradequate training in speaking. They are menand women in all fields, business, law, medicine,teaching, and each one has found that good speechis essential to success.The one ray of hope in the whole situation isthe splendid pioneering of the radio department.Last quarter it inaugurated a course in the vari¬ous phases of radio, with the emphasis, naturally,on speaking. It is perfectly obvious that the Uni¬versity graduates of the future, who are to bethe leaders of the next generation, will have touse the radio even more than do present day lead¬ers, and use it well.A class in radio broadca.sting really needs nojustification; its merits are patent. While the Uni¬versity has been foresighted enough to repeat thecourse next quarter, it has utterly failed to realizethat students of radio speaking must be trainedfirst of all in ordinary speaking.Even in the professional schools nothing is done , , role of the biological organLm inWe cordially join them in their claims. Glance , human behavior in the Biological Sci- iat the following quotes: ) cnees. Perhaps there is some pointto his implicit belief that the SocialSciences should teach more biology,but if he wishes to be subjected tothat evil he would he forced also to“Student opinion may be defined as thatethereal abstraction which The Daily Maroon usedto think it represented. As a matter of fact stu¬dent opinion is too fleeting and too fickle for any- submit to the teaching of the Social, •’ /'TL rx M M i. Sciences by the Biological Division,one to represent it. ( 1 he Daily Maroon, Ucto- .> xu * xr i n ^ i^ ^ d. lhat Mr. (.ardner, all too easily,her 1 1, 1933). becomes heroic when he says that he,“From experience we derive a low estimate of “d«red to suggest there might be inui' • ■ j I man an inherent sense of annrecia-pubiic opinion, campus opinion, and people,, 1111 balance in art thatnewspapers, and governments who think they rep- | ^ould express it.self in all cultures.” reporting of our discussion of har¬mony. It was I who called to theattention of the class that harmony,in at least one of its connotations,was a problem in physics and that wewere not interested in that phase ofit. We did however discuss harmonyin its cultural and social implicationsbut apparently Mr. Gardner wasformulating his letter at that time.(). In response to .Mr. Gardner’s,“you have only to question our Biol¬ogy Depai’tment to discover the op¬position” I should like to say thathe has been invited on several occa¬sions to bring whatever evidencewhich the Biological Sciences have tooffer that is in conflict with thegeneralizations we make. Thus farthis challenge has been met only withvague and general idea*. (Hardlyimmutable ones). I am still waitingfor facts with which, in my limite<iunderstanding I am better equippedAnnounce Reductionsin Dorm Room Rentsfor Spring QuarterSince the spring quarter has beenshortened by one week, the Bursar’soffice has announced correspondingreductions in rent for students liv¬ing in the men’s and women’s resi¬dence halls.In general the reduction for menliving in Judson or Burton Courtsranges from $12.r>0 to $1:1, whilethat for Hitchcock and Snell hallsvaries from $:( to $5. For the major¬ity of rooms in the women’s resi¬dence halls a reduction ranging from$7 to $S will he made. For smallerrooms the reduction in rent variesfrom $1 to $5.Rooms selected a random in two ofthe women’s dormitories. Gates andBlake, show that the rent of $.')4 forthis (juartei- has been lowered to $40for the spring quarter, while th<'sepriced at $.50 for the winter havebeen I'educed to $42 for next quar¬ter. to cope.Finally, I should like to observethat one difference 1 have frequent¬ly noted betvVeen students andteachers is that teachers are usuallywilling to learn. I hope I am stillcapable of doing .so and welcome anyassistance in that direction.Sincerely your^s,P. M. Hauser,Instructor in Sociology.P. S. To the Editor: On what doyou base your opinion that Mr. Gard¬ner’s opinion, as expressed, is “well-nigh universal opinion?”•Mr. Gardiner’s opinions have beenfelt, though not so well stated, forso long and expressed so often thatwe can almost write the usual ^cialScience faculty reply to it ourselves—ed.THEATREE. eSrdDREXELToday, March 13th‘ Let’s Fall in Love”withEDMUND LOWEBerkeleySquareInternational HouseTodayat 4:30 and 8:30 p. m.Matinee 25c Evening 35calso a short subject“The Wizard’s Apprentice”resent it. (The Daily Maroon, March 7, 1934.)“The Daily Maroon is content to allow’ all itsopposition self-expresison in its columns, but hasnot the conceit to claim accurate representation ofeven a faction of student opinion.” (The Daily.Maroon, March 7, 1934.)Again, we remind the petitioning superficialitesthat front page columns of 1 he Daily MaroonI await their rational refutation of anything the Ma-room has advocated.—J. P. B.I The Travelling Bazaar!I BY CHARLES ("Scribleru.”) TYROLER IMILT WAXTS IT KXOWXthat this month’s PHOENIX will be a day late.All of which mean.*? that it will be out on Thurs¬day instead of Wednesday. Olin tells us that theissue was too hot for the printers to handle and.besides that Jimmy Durante’s manager has sub¬scribed to the magazine and that if you writesomething for the mag it might appear in one ofDurante’s movies and if you read the Old Bird,you’ll save yourself admission price to Durante’smovies. Fai’-fetched? Why, you scoffer! He is right, however, in his statementthat I treated it as a question un- iworthy of further conskloration forour purposes. But he failed to indi¬cate, however, that I so consideredit because of the general and vague( discussion that it would entail in the ‘absence of adequate fact*. (I apol-, ogize for using this word in this pa-I perl. He failed also to mention that; we continued to discuss the samegeneral jiroblem, namely the role ofculture in human conduct, using fori illustration materials that were morefactual in character and therefore; easier for a group of Freshmen and iSojihomores to handle.4. That Ml. Gardner is distinctly inerror in his statement that all I“seemed to understand” was that“everything is in the folkways.” Theattributed statement is false—1 canformulate a long list of things, and(lid, not in the folkways—and the !conclusion as legards my “under¬standing” is iMM'haps a hit hasty. <5. That Mr. Gai'dner errs also in his KGOOD SPORTSXice ])COj)lc the Board of Kxaatiners. Willhiyto take a chance and all. In fact then'll hef yonyour five backs that they’ve marked your eomyre-hensive right. If they’re wrong you get your fivebucks back....Come on Gerson, let’s flip coins.Heads I win. . . .toils yon lose!» ♦ irPOOR BEXBen Mann’s favorite horse diopped dead at thepolo game Saturday. Poor Ben was all brokenup. He went to the Mortar Board party but hewasn’t his same old charming self. In fact hespent most of his time up on the seventh floordrowning his sorrows. Didn’t he, John Heide?PRO.MOT/OXALIN THURSDAY’S BAZAARa sequel to Wayne Rapp’s reminiscences“The Life and Loves of a B. W. O. C.”v'ho is she?what }vill she say fliursday?GIDKOXSK FEATVREDWe see that associate-professor Harry Gideonseis writing feature articles for the Chicago Trib¬une. And what with John Barden being the cam¬pus correspondent for Colonel McCormick all wecan say is: “Dear God: Is nothing sacred?”....BOUQCETStraight from the mouth of a prominent aliim-nas of the Ihriversity: ^‘Jagne Pnuhnan is nnqiies-tionahlg the class of the present crop of co-eds.She has poise, looks and intelligence. And to capIf all. she can walk across a ballroom floor with¬out the slightest trace of embarrassment. Yep,only a freshman hut the best of the lot!”Whew!! Jayne! Today on the(}iiad rangle.sThe Daily Maroonj Night editor for the next i.ssue:I Charles Hoerr.I LecturesI “Psychopathology.” Professor KarlI S. Lashley (History of Science),j Harper M 11 at 4 ;45.j “Folk Songs, Ancient and Mod-j ern.” Dr. Chih-Wei Luh, dean of[ Yenching University. International1 House at 8.! “The Drama: The Theatrical Sea-j son, 1933-34.” .Assistant Professorj Gerald E. Bentley. Fullerton Hall,I The Art Institute at 6:45.I “Ancient and Modern .AtomicI Theories.” Professor .\. J. Dempster.(Graduate Classical Club). Classics20 at 8.Music and Religionj Concert by the University of Chi- *cago String Quartet. Library ofI Music Hall at 4 :15.Benefit Concert. Musicians Club of |! Women. Goodman Theater at 8:30.I “Modern Social Trends.” Mr. John ii A. Hughs. Joseph Bond Chapel at12. 'Meeting of the Board of Socialj Service and Religion. The UniversityI Chapel at 4 :30.' MiscellaneousI Motion Pictures: “Berkleyj Square.” “The Wizard’s Apprentice.”International House Theater at 4:30,8 :30.Meeting of the United .Vnti-warAssociation. Social Science 105 at I12:30. hat's the matter, Joe—*Indian Underwear?"9 Arrow, with humanitarian kindness, has takenthat bedeviling seam in the crotch of underwear andmoved it to a new location. Itis now exiled to regions whereit will never again cause dis¬comfort. Try Arrow underwearwith the patented seamlesscrotch and put an end to yoursquirming. Ask your dealerfor the new type with snapfasteners.*The creeping variety TV itcrri of Arrow Shortsoomfort—no turn in th* crouhtuniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirit:1 ARROW UNDERWEAR j5uilillllllllllllllll|||||||||||||||i|||||||M|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||yr;X PERFECT FIT GUARANTEED XW JIade by the makers oj Arrow Shirts W® ®ARROW HEADQUARTERS IN CHICAGOTHEf#}HUBHenry C. Lytton & SonsState and Jackson—CHICAGOEVANSTON OAK PARK7 r ;|VI . ' ^.TUP H " MJipii.|^i; W* !W!P II11|" III '.i'lpPK,«J '■' H:lli.i|IJiip^i!R||^ll||!|DAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDAY, MARCH 13, 1934' Page ThreeFour Maroon Teams Win Conference TitlesMaroon SwordsmenDefeat Illinois forConference Crown GYMNASTS, FENCERS, WATER ROLOISTS CAPTURE RIG Place Haarlow onPis TTen ^Vll^StarTEN CROWNS; HORSE POLGISTS TIE ILLINOIS FOR LEAO ^ Basketball Teami ti. Maroon swordsmen stoppedIlliiioip’ streak of five consecutiveronfeunce chainpionships last P'ri-,i;iy nijrht in Bartlett sryni when they(lott'iiled the Illini and won the con¬ference meet. The Maroons jrarner-i‘(l thirteen points to place them-at the toj) of the heap whileIllinois was second with six and ahalf points. Ohio and Wisconsin 'were tied for third with five pointsfollowed by Purdue with two and ;Northwestern with one and a half :points.Burton Younpr won his second con-:orence championship in epee when Ihe defeated Sejjal of Wisconsin in !the finals. Younp, althoujrh he de- 'feateri -Tapt. Epstein of Illinois in ;the preliminaries and in a previousiiuft. lost to the dow’nstate champn th« foil finals and was forced to(Continued on page 4) George Wrighte StarsGymnasts Take 14thGhampionship asurn ttAs with Ease!OWN AROYALPpR TABLE'33*®PAY AS YOU USE ITPrecisely the model youneed! Latest design.. low¬est price! Complete! Easyto use..rent tf ytu'vt nettrtyptJbtfort! Built for a life¬time of writing conveni¬ence! A small initial pay¬ment. and it is yours! Paythe balance on easy terms.WOODWORTH’SBOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St.Roral Trpcwricer Compaar. Inc.2 Park Avenue. New York City .Maroon gymnasts won the West¬ern Conference title Saturday whenthey rolled up 1,05.5.2 points to beatout Minnesota. The meet, held inBartlett gym, was featured by theperformances of Captain GeorgeWrighte who retained his confer¬ence all-around championship.The margin of victory over Min¬nesota was 26 points. Illinois wasthird with a point total of 987.45,Iowa fourth with 871, and Ohio’s oneman team fifth with 124.7.George Wrighte finished his sec¬ond year as captain of the gym teamwith a dramatic blaze of glory thatwas in.strumental in giving Chicagoits 1 1th championship in the last 17years. Wrighte, after turning in thebest performance on the horizontalbar and side horse and placing sec¬ond to his team mate, Adams, onthe flying rings, suffered the re-in¬jury of a caved in knee at the theend of his first exercise on the paral¬lel bars. In spite of this handicap,Wrighte limped into position for thesecond exercise and went on to winthe event.enable to compete in the tumb¬ling, Wrighte was never-the-less ableto win the all-around championshipon the strength of his three firstsand a second. Torres of Illinois wassecond in this competition.The Maroons had the best teamstanding in three of the five eventswhile accounting for four of the in¬dividual championships. Chicago scor¬ed a slam in the flying rings, Adams,Wrighte. and Constantine taking allthree places. Mounted Trio Whips ,Detroit for Share ofConference Honors Water Polo Team DefeatsPurdue in Finale, 13-0;Swimmers LoseTHREE MONTHS' COURSEM>l eOUMf ITVMMTS AND ORAOUATaitmnSmJmmnl, Oettim i.Mn mMtitan trni^kimd. Winding up their collegiate careersin a blaze of glory, the members ofthe Maroon polo team helped them¬selves to a 10 to Gyj win over theUniversity of Detroit at the ridingclub Satui’day, thereby obtaining forthemselves a share of first place inthe Midwest collegiate indoor polo iassociation. Illinois also lost twogames thi.s year to tie for the lead.It was the much-maligned BobHepple who set the pace for the Ma¬roons. scoring four points for theChicagoans in two chukkers. Then,in order to demon.strate his versatil¬ity, generosity, and happiness, Bobcontributed another marker to theDetroit cause.Hepple Scores ThreeStarting off with a rush, Chicagoran up a three-point lead in the firstfive minutes of play when Hepplesent the puck whistling tow^ard thegoal following three successive face-offs. The Chicagoans paused while(Hto of Detroit scored once; thenWason and Benson broke into thescoring column before the firstjYeriod ended.Wason scored once in the secondframe, but fouls by himself and RayIckes, who played the second andfourth chukkers at No. 2, nullifiedthis effort. Detroit rang up ly, ad¬ditional markers, meanwhile.First Casualty of Season.\s the second half started, Tom-(Continued on page 4) By defeating Purdue in a water ;polo game, 13 to 0, Saturday eveningat Lafayette, the Maroons clinched jtheir fir.st title since 1931 and finish- ;ed the season with an untarnished ,record of four wins and no defeats. ,They were aided in procuring sole |claim to the championship when the iIllini .-lank Northwestern, heretofore ;undefeated. In their four conference |games, varsity water poloists, led by iCaptain F'rank Nahser, have run up |50 points to 2 for their opponents.This ample proof of the ability ofthe “McGilivraymen” will place themamong the best outfits in the historyof the University.Lacking the fancy diving of JohnRoberts, the Maroons fell 44 to 40befoi-e Purdue swimmers Saturdayevening at Lafayette. Sam Carterof Pin due was the individual star ofthe meet when he .scored first placesfor his team in the 60, 100, and220 yard free-style events.In the breast stroke event. ChuckDwyei- and Dan Glomset, swimming(Continued on page 4) (Continued from page 1)seemingly his natural position.”Gordon Norman, high-scoring cen¬ter on the Gophers, was placed at 'forward by one of his sponsors, andWoody Weir, Indiana forward, re¬ceived part of his votes for mention jat guard position.Lyle Fisher, who was named cap- Itain of the first team, tied with Em- imett Lowery for third place hon¬ors in the voting, finishing one vote ibehind Rolph Poser. “Fisher easilydeserves the first center position be- icause of his perfect play at the pivot post and his high scoring record,”said one of the voters. Poser, whofinished second to Cottom in thestandings, was characterized as “thecoolest man on the Badger team andcould always be depended upon tobring the team from behind, a featwhich was repeated time and again.”Ray Eddy, who barely made thesecond team, was characterized by asports editor as “the cog that makesthe Purdue team what it is.” Mof-fitt, though he failed of making thesecond team by one point, was de¬scribed as “the smarte.st and coolestplayer I have yet watched. He maynot score as many points as some,but his floor play is the big thingwith the Hawkeyes.”MISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In Broadview Hoteland1464 E. 67th St.SpecialSwedish Buffet LuncheonAll you can eat—50cSpecial Sandwich Luncheon—35cDinner 60 and 75cSunday Dinner—75 and 90c Is my purse jproud!Vm gettingTOPCLASS ATTOURISTFARESmoserlUSINESS COLLEGERAUi MORIR. J.»,RN.R.KtfmtarCmKwm.a^ t» Bigk S^oo! Orad’•mRm «cr M RtarW A/«n4^. DomUtbmdmt. 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Local agenciesare unable to cope with the situation—Now It’s Up to Yousimply by mailing one of the postcards prepared for the appeal to Presi-'dent Roosevelt you can assist in thismovement to secure federal aid. Upon the payment of one cent forpostage you may obtain one of thesecards at The Maroon Office or in Lex¬ington Hall.The Daily Maroon most urgently re¬quests cooperation, so that this massappeal may be made effective.THERE IS NO ONE TOO INDIF¬FERENT TO CONTRIBUTE HIS SIG¬NATURE AND ONE PENNY TO THECAUSE.Page rour ...THEDAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. MARCH 13. 1934COACH COMMEHI'.(A Series of Sketchesof less widely-publicized members ofthe Athletic Department. Others willfollow at intervals.) Four Maroon Teams Win Big 10Titles; Trackmhi Finish FifthMichigan Displaces Indianaas Conference CinderTitle Holder Water PoloHOFFER—-By EDWARD FELSENTHAL“I would much rather have yougive the space to the team,” saidCoach Dan Hoffer when asked to tellsomething about himself. .\nd thathas been typical of this attitude eversince he joined the faculty of theUniversity in 1911.Coach Hoffer has been turningout championship gymnastic teamsfor as far back as any one remem¬bers. But his abilities are not con¬centrated only on gymnatics, for hehas coached practically every varietyof sport at some time during hiscareer. He attributes this all-aroundability to a sound normal schooltraining in which he learned therudiments of every type of physicalculture. In those early days he wasan athlete of note himself, beingone of the best boxers in the westin addition to being a fine gymnastand baseball player.Diaregard* PublicityThe fact that little is written ofHoffer in the daily papers is not oneof neglect, but rather because of hisutter disregard of publicity. As longas his boys get a fair break in thepress he is satisfied. Those close tohim, though, always have had asneaking suspicion that he would liketo coach one of the so-called “bigtime” sports at the University.At the present time Dan has hishands full. Since the University highschool athletics have been shunted onto the college athletic staff, he hasacquired the responsibilities for thehigh school soccer, basketball, andbaseball teams in addition to his reg¬ular work at the University.He Pitcheg, TooThere is an anecdote about Danthat has become traditional. Someyears ago he was coaching the Y.M. C. A. college baseball team in ad¬dition to his work at the University..•\t that time A. A. Stagg was coach¬ing the Maroon nine, and a game be¬tween the two teams was scheduled.The Y-college had a good team, butlacked a pitcher. So Dan decidedthat he w’ould pitch for them. Heturned out to be such a fine hurlerthat the Y-team was leading by a sub¬stantial score after a few innings.However, just as Dan was windingup to strike out another Maroonbatter, Mr, Stagg, who had been ab¬sent for the first part of the game,appeared on the scene. Dan took onelook, and seeing his superior, threwdown his glove and the ball and beatit for parts unknown.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Pair of glasses in browncase. Finder please return to Cobb112.Attractive Gulf StreamCruise Offered Duringthe Easter VacationSail from New York March 24th3:00 P. M. on SS ROTTERDAM—sixday cruise—three days in BER¬MUDA (accommodations provided onboard ship during stay in Bermuda)RATE—including minimum roundtrip steamer—meals and berth in¬cluded—round trip rail to New York,lower berth each way. United Statesand Bermuda taxes $150.55No passport requiredFor further information, reserva¬tions, see John Stocks Travel Serv¬ice-Press Building, 5758 Ellis Avenue. Placing men in every event, ex-!cept the shot, the perfectly balanced IMichigan track team scored jpoints to a win a dramatic fight from IIndiana in the Western Conference !Indoor Track and Field Champion- jships Saturday. The Hoosiers lead- iing throughout the majority of the |meet, scored 1 1-5 more points than ‘their winning total last year, but be¬cause five places counted this year,were barely short of the favoredWolverine squad.Due chiefly to John Robert’s sec¬ond in the vault at 13 feet, the Ma¬roons placed fifth, behind Illinoisand Ohio State, w'ith 12 1-10 points.Roberts, barely missing the nextheight on his third attempt, finishedtwo inches behind Steve Divic of In¬diana. The Chicago relay team ofBart Smith, Sam Perlis, Bill Sills,and Ed Cullen, running in that order,were clocked in 3:23 flat, goodenough for a tie for third with Mich¬igan. The Hoosiers, counted on toshatter the relay record, entered afill-in quartet and finished second toOhio.Lea Yamall came through in thehigh jump to score three points forChicago when he leaped 6 feet 74 inch,two inches less than his previ¬ous best effort. Willis Ward .scoredhis third victory in this event, inwhich he was the defending cham¬pion. Roberts also placed in the highjump by tying with four other menfor fifth place. Bob Milow ran a9:40.0 race to come in fourth inthe two mile, won by Michigan’ssophomore star, Neree Alix. Jay Ber-wanger scored a surprise fifth placein the shot with a throw of 45 feet5% inches. (Continued from page 3)captain, running tre»e to form, placedone-two with Francis Baur of Pur¬due making a poor thi^d. Don Bell-strom, for the first time this sea¬son, edged out his teammate GeorgeNicoll for first honors in the 150-yard backstroke event. Notable wasthe victory of Bill Hebenstreit in the440 because of the fact that Bill,due to many mishaps, has not beenable to make a good showing thisyear.On March 17, the Maroons travelto Iowa City to compete in the an¬nual conference swimming meet.Coach McGillivray has entered 15men, practically the whole varsityteam. It is impossible to forecast theoutcome of the meet although Mich¬igan will probably repeat its victoryof last year. SportFlashesSpeed to Burn—Big Ten Swimming—“Zeke”—Indiana’* New 'Coach—By TOM BARTON-Fencing(Continued from page 3)a second. This is the third time thatEpstein has won the title in foils.The bouts for the saber title re¬sulted in a triple tie. Capt. OrmandJulian, however, won the title in theplayoffs when he defeated Kaftonof Wisconsin and D’Amore of Ohio.Julian’s title is the first one thathe has captured in his three years ofconference competition, and theconference championship is the firstone that the Maroons have won since1928.Horse Polo There will be speed to burn in thefieldhouse Friday night if W’illis ,Ward, Michigan track team, and iRalph Metcalfe, Marquette’s blackflash, meet. Ward tied the Big Ten' record in the 60 yard dash in :06.2, at^ the Conference meet Saturday, :: and Metcalfe, running in the Cen-' tral Intercollegiate ran the 60 in ':06.3, a tenth of a second slower ,' than Ward. Both boys intend to ,; fered a brain concussTon from thei impact. Tommy then took Ben.son’s jj horse w'hile Bruce borrowed a mount |' from the riding club. The effect was 'immediately evident. Benson, play¬ing defense, managed to urge his |; horse close enough to the goal to 1' .score three times during the chuk-!I ker. Combined with Wason’s goaland Hepple’s two goals (one for each i{ side), the Maroons were in possession ^’ of a 9 to 3^ lead at the end of the iperiod.Ickes added his bit to the cause in '' the fourth chukker while Herm Der- ji ry chalked up three for the visitors. iSummary:Chicago (10) Detroit (6^)« f3 1 Wason4 0 Hepple1 1 Ickes■1 2 Benson 1 Derry2 Neberlo3 Otto compete in the Central A. A. U. meet 'Friday.♦ 9 ♦The Daily Illini queries “Why not 'an all-Conference swimming team?” jSuch a team would be sent against 'the Eastern and far Western teams.The nying need for such a team was.<aid to be its ability to unify BigTen swimming. To quote the Illini, i“Big Ten swimming lacks unity.Competition in this branch of sport iis a case of dog eat dog ” Wedon’t quite see the lack of unity inConference swimming but we havenoticed that there is a decided lackof emphasis on aquatic activities atBig Ten schools. |The same lack of emphasis can benoticed in other sports, however, j.Anything that can be done to stim- |ulate intere.st in the water sport 'would help, and if a Big Ten all-Conference team would help, we ,heartily recommend it.♦ 4> *“Zeke” Bonura, Chicago WhiteSox rookie, was a four star athleteat St. Stanislaus College. “Zeke” iwas a captain of the football, bask-«etbaM, baseball, and track teams his |senior year. At one time he held the 'Intercollegiate Javelin record.♦ * *Indiana would have to seek far'to .secure a better football coach than‘Bo’ McMillin. He is one of the most icolorful figures in the grid sport,achieving his greatest fame when he^brought the little Centre college ‘eleven to prominence with a victory ,over the Halyard ‘invincibles.’ While ■he was coach of the Kan.sas Aggies ;that college had it.s best teams. In- idiana may well hope for teams ofthe traditional McMillin type. TheBig Ten has added to its reputationas the best coached conference inthe country. . INTENSIVEI Stenoyr^bhlc COURSEFor College trained Men and Women. 100words a minute in 100 day*. Assured/orone fee. Day classes begin April Zod.Visit, unrite or |>Hone RANdollA 1575BRYANhSTRATTON18 SO. MICHIGAN AVE . CHICAGC“Ls ^(HU StheDUNLAP..sir ?"(Continued from page 3)my Wason’s horse. Bob, glanced atthe scoreboard, noticed the Maroonswere in possession of a commandinglead, and dropped dead. Wason suf- j12 4 6* 1*Pony goal, scored by Hepple.Score by chukkers:Chicago 5 0 4 1 —10Detroit 1 1 3— 6</jI Referee: George A. Bates. 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