QHit iHaroonVol. 34. No. 80. UNIVERSIIY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1934 Price Three CentsWhat of It-By SIDNEY HYMAN-INTERNATIONAL HOUSEIAgatha conceives herself to bethe seed from which will blossom a JACQUES GORDON Hold SettlementPLAYS IN MANDEL;CONCERT TONIGHT:;S3:ir-Tr;.SS"'iCuest Vionmsi wmternational scene. If there were;only more people with her breadthof mind, with her willingness to live iand let live, all the world’s ills |would resolve themselves. “If only >we understood each other!’’ shesqueals in a voice which will intime be regularly heard at Tues¬day afternoon Women’s CultureClubs. Feature Brahms’Concerto An open house and a benefitdance will be held tonight at theCloister Club in Ida Noyes hallwhen the Student Settlement Boardpromotes its second venture thisquarter for the purpose of raisingmoney for the University Settle- OXNAM, DE PAUW 257 Trackmen Vie forPRESIDENT, TALKS Big Ten Championship inSIIMniYIMP-HUPFr^- Here TomorrowStudents Participate inPresentation ofServicesJacques Gordon, guest violin solo-i ment. Tickets, which are still availist, and the University Symphony I able, are priced at 35 cents and mayorchestra tonight present the win- j be obtained from any member ofter quarter concert of the Univer-1 the board, at the University Book-sity Music society in Mandel hall j store, and at the door this evening,at 8:30. Tickets are still available' Eugene Patrick, chairman of theDuring her high school days in i ft the Mandel hall box-office, rang-1 Student Board, and Edith McCarthy,Backwach, Kansas (or Illinois),! in price from 5U cents to $1.50.1 the general chairman for the func-Agatha’s abilities were not appre-1 The feature presentation of the! tion, have supervised the arrange-ciated. She was too plain-looking! evening is Mr. Gordon’s interpreta- ments. Paul Laurie’s six-piece band,to attract attention. No one under-1 I'^n of the Brahms’ Violin Concerto which is well-known on campus, hassloiod the sterling qualities—the | Major. been obtained to play for the dance,richness of the little heart with all Second Gue.t Artist and ping pong, deck tennis, shuffle-its capacities to love and be loved Gordon, the second guest art- board, and other games have beenthat fluttered and palpitated within ^ brought to campus by the Music ^ arranged by Barbara Beverly. Re-her. And in her freshman year at S Society for its 1933-34 season, came freshments will be served in theChicago, the belief in the profund-' America from his birthplace, | Cloi.ster Club.ity of her intellect that consoled i Odessa, Russia, at the age of 13. | The Settlement Board hopes thather during those sterile years ini studied with one of the most the benefit ,dance may become anBackwash; the illusion that she was; famous violin teachers of the day,' annual event and may be presentedtoo intelligent to be appreciated by 1 Leopold Auer. In America he began! hereafter on a still larger scale. Theher townsmen was cleared for her I musical career as violinist with' date has been held open by the Uni-when she attempted to match heri.^he Berkshire quartet. ; versity in order that there may bewits with those of her more sophis-1 1921 he was appointed concert] no conflicting dates and the func-ticated classmates. No beauty to ! master of the Chicago Symphony i tion might receive the fullest pos-nHpnYinn Nn intpllectual orchestra. At that time he was the I sible support of the student body.youngest musician ever selected for A final attempt to raise moneythis post with any major symphony for the Settlement this quarter willorganization. He organized the: be made next Friday when severalGordon String Quartet in 1921, and organizations will cooperate in thesince he resigned from the Sym-' production of the annual benefitphony orche.stra in 1930 he has de-! show. Three plays will be present-voted himself to work with his en- ed. Garfield Bromley Oxnam, presi¬dent of De Pauw university, will Speakers PraiseSenior Plan forScholarship Fund Hol(d Preliminary Eventsin Afternoon, Finalsin EveningWith the entry list for the 24thannual Indoor Conference Trackbe“the''\ireaker““at the'^UnWerrity j , hundred students have ^nd Field Champinships closed, 257Chapel service Sundav morniTity at ( ^ ^ .P. their support to theChapel service Sunday morniuK at 5“ ■ J", “11. The title of his address has not!brilliance to sustain her. But herrich little heart with all its capacitiesfor love and being loved, palpitatedwithin her.When .she moved to InternationalHouse at the beginning of her soph¬omore year, she prided herself for , , , ,the first time on the scene of her ] s‘‘»"hle and to solo appearances withShe now could set her- I orchestras all over the country.nativity.self up to the foreign students asrepresentative of the real spirit ofAmerica. Backwash, Kansas (orIllinois)—where the East beginsand the West ends!Agatha now swells with the prideof her mission. In her relation¬ship with foreign students she iscareful not to do' anything thatmight irritate them, lest they carryback to their native heaths a wrongimpression of United States. “Ifonly your country and my countryunderstood each other,’’ she lamentsto some Oriental, “how differenta story the pages of history wouldtell.’’Down deep in her heart, .\gathahopes to snag a Russian noblemanby the name of Smith or Jones thatshe might take back to the startledcitizenry of Backwash. Oh, but shewon’t live in Backwash! She’ll just(irop in there to give them a treatever so often on Mother’s day.There is too much crusading to bedone in the great wide world!IIOmar Flaaa comes from Goona-Goona, an island with a populationof three hundred. By .some wind¬fall, whose sudden gust Omar stillcan not account for, he was award¬ed a scholarship to the University.In between moments of w’ork, whenhe lectures to the Happy Thou.sandThursday Morning Culture Groupon the subject of the Phnmna Phmnainsect’s effect on the infant mor¬tality rate in Goona-Goona, Omarvisualizes himself loading the greatyouth movement on his return tothe island. He is proud of his in¬ability to speak English for thatmarks him as an even more distin¬guished foreign visitor to theseshores.Ornar has never seen the insideof a ruling class hut, but he .speaksglibly about the world political set¬up. The Triple Entente, The Corri¬dor, The Manchurian Railway are alldragged out for his very terse andsuccinct remarks. He speaks in halfsentences and if you are foolenough to think he knows what heis talking about, he smiles at youand patronizingly says, “Esta quanomagusto ookdur.’’ This is a sayingfrom my native tongue. It means,'Be true to yourself, to all others aspure’.”IllO’Connor comes from Scotlandand was sent here to do researchwork. He doesn’t want to be both¬ered with representing his country,and he doesn’t give a darn whoknows it. He appreciates that hehas only two years to work with theequipment at Billings Hospital, andhe wants to make the most of hi.stime. Teas, guest speaking, get-to¬gether meetings have no place in hisprogram, and for this O’Connor isdissected behind his back with thecompleteness with which he himselfdissects cadavers. The opening number on tonight’s LOMAX, AUTHORITYprogram will be the Symphony’spresentation of the Euryanthe overture, by Weber. While Weber’sopera “Euryanthe” has remainedlargely obscure, the overture to ithas attained popularity since its firstpresentation in 1823. It is an ex¬ample of early romantic opera andwas adapted for the early orches¬tra.Brahms’ ConcertoThe Brahms’ concerto, which fol¬lows the first number, resembles an¬other classic among violin concertos,the Beethoven concerto. Both thesecompositions are unique in that thesoloist’s part is woven into the en¬tire fabric of the orchestral compo¬sition.The concluding number, the Schu¬bert C Major symphony, was writ¬ten in the last year of Schubert’slife, and if? the longest and themost mature of his symphonies.The opening movement is stronglyreminiscent of Beethoven’s NinthSymphony, while the concludingmovement, called the “CavalryMovement” by Walter Damrosch,resembles the pomp, ceremony, andcolor of a cavalry charge andjiarade. ON BALLAD, SPEAKSIN MOODY LECTUREJewish StudentFoundation toDance at HangarEntertainment by radio and stagestars will be featured when the Jew¬ish Student Foundation sponsorsits first annual dance Sunday inthe Hangar of the LaSalle Hotelfrom 9 until 1. All proceeds for theaffair will go to the creation of ascholarship fund at the University.Dave Cunningham and his radiobroadcasting orchestra will furnishthe music. Bids for the dance are$1.50 per couple.The dance Sunday climaxes aseries of programs presented by theFoundation, organized last year byDr. G. George Fox, Rabbi of theSouth Shore Temple, to offer Jewishstudents a cultural, social, and re¬ligious unity. During th^? autumnand the present quarters, the organ¬ization has sponsored several radiodances which were given for thepurpose of uniting the Jewish stu¬dents at the University.Robert Shapiro, executive chair¬man, is in charge of the affair, as¬sisted by Jane Weber, Harold Lip-ton, Helen Rosenberg, Sidney Fin-kel, Bernice Kern, and members ofthe advisory council. Members ofthe Northwestern Hillel group andthe members of the junior congre¬gations of the city have been in¬vited to attend. John A. Lomax, an ouLstandingauthority on ballads and folk-songs,will speak in Mandel hall Monday,March 19, on “Sinful Songs fromNegro Convict Camps.” The lectureis sponsored by the William VaughanMoody Foundation.Tw'enty years ago, while Mr. Lo¬max was a professor at the Univer¬sity of Texas, he prepared a bookof “Cow’boy Ballads.” This was thefirst book of its kind, and it startedthe movement which has resulted inthe countless books of ballads, folk¬songs, sea chanteys, hunting songs,and the like.Mr. Lomax is well-knownthroughout the South for his col¬lections of Negro spirituals. Lastsummer he and his son, Allan, trav¬elled to practically all the Negroconvict camps, gathering the songsthat were sung there. It was theirbelief that away from the outsideworld, a Negro will tend to lose theacquired traits of the white manand reveal his own true character¬istics.The material from the 200 songscollected in these camps will be dis¬cussed by Mr. Lomax in his lecture,and Alan Lomax will sing some ofthem to illustrate the rhythm.Mr. Lomax was recently appoint¬ed Curator of the Ballad section ofthe Library of Congress. He hasreceived a grant from the CarnegieFund to enable him to carry on hisresearch. yet been announced.Students who will participate inthe services are Clive Knowles, whowill read the lesson, Marian Badg-ley and Harold Huffsteter, who willpresent the offering, and WillardSprowls and Lawrence Goodnow,w'ho will carry the flags. ElizabethSayler, Georg Mann, and EstherWeber will assist the ushers.Abolished R. O. T. C.Dr. Oxnam has been influentialin abolishing the R. 0. T. C. unitat DePauw university. From 1919to 1923 Dr. Oxnam was professorof Social Ethics at the Universityof Southern California, and he v'asa member of the American delega¬tion to Russia in 1926. He is alsoa member of the American Acad¬emy of Political and Social Science.Some of the books Dr. Oxnam haswritten are “Mexican in Los An¬geles,” “Social Principles of Jesus,”“Russian Impressions,” and “Youthand New America.”The DePauw University choir,under the direction of R. G. McCut-chan, will present a program at themusical vesper services in the cha¬pel at 4:30.The Chapel Council will hold ameeting Tuesday evening at 7:30 atthe University Settlement house,4630 Gross avenue. The group ismeeting at the Settlement house inorder that they may acquaint them¬selves with the activities of thehouse. During the evening they willvisit various activity groups at theSettlement and watch them at work. talented track stars are today en-as a result of a i joying a brief period of rest be-1 • J ^ J »Ck U L LMrndorrnVl"^.^^’r big test in the field-11, accoiding to William j house tomorrow afternoon and eve-Kaufman, general chairman of the I ning. The fact that in the last twofund committee. Many more are ex- ^ indoor finals new Big Ten recordspected to sign p edge cards within have been set in all but one event,Rnhpi-i- f rr f u- . I addition to the unusually highRobert Maynard Hutchins, presi-^ caliber of competition this Lason,dent of the Univeisity, as the prin- j points to the shattering of at leastcipal speaker at the meeting spent, two existing standards,a large part of his time composing' The opening gun will be firedan amusing series of witticisms con-1 promptly at 2 when prelims in thecerning Wayne Rapp president of! dash, hurdles, quarter, half, andthe senior class, who unfortun- j mile will be run off. In the 60 andately preceded him. The President j barrier race the field will be cut toremembered his true mission long 12 for the evening semi-finals, andenough to expound the advantageswhich the proposed scholarship fundwould afford the University and itsmembers.Campus organizations which havepledged their complete support to |the plan are Alpha Delta Phi, ChiRho Sigma, Chi Psi, Delta Upsilon,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Esoteric,Quadrangler, Kappa Sigma, MortarBoard, Nu Pi Sigma, 0. and S., PhiBeta Delta, Phi Psi, Psi U., ZetaBeta Tau, and Phi Delta Theta.Display StudentArt in ExhibitioninIdaNoyesHall SCANDINAVIAN UUBPRESENTS FIRST INSERIES OF 3 PLAYSInternational HousePresents Moliere’sImaginary Invalid”The International House play¬ers will present an. English versionof Moliere’s play, “The ImaginaryInvalid,” tonight at 8:15 and Satur¬day at 2:15 and 8:15.The character of the ImaginaryInvalid, will be played by ArnoldRobertson, well known for his partsin the Dramatic Association produc¬tions. Others in the cast includeHelen Poynter, Margaret Iglehart,Albert Willet, Peter Klassen, JamesMacKenzie Hugh Mulligan, LewisStieg, James Wellard, Janet Mar¬shall. This ca.st, composed of mem¬bers of the International House, re¬cently produced Chekov’s “Mar¬riage Proposal” and Kenyon Nich¬olson’s “Meet the Missus.” In theirinterpretations of the play, the ob¬jective is to produce a play thatis characteristically French.Tickets are priced at 35 and 50cents. By JEAN PRUSSINGIf you are under the impressionthat the University has entirely sac¬rificed aesthetics for science, and isconsequently lacking in artistic tal¬ent, take a look at the student artexhibit now on view in Ida Noyes.The drawing of Mrs. MaudePhelps Hutchins by Lawrence Smithmeets your eye as you enter, andfarther on hangs the prize canvas,“Laborers” by freshman AharonLidov. It is a striking characterstudy in oil which should affordMr. Lidov a pleasant place in theartistic world. His painting of aGhetto beggar is equally unusual.Marianne Stevenson, an alumna,made some interesting drawings ofHopi Indians on her visit to Ari¬zona twm years ago, and they havea prominent place in the exhibition.Especially clever is her water colorof a street corner in Tombstone,Arizona. Harry Broad, another oneof the alumni who were asked tocontribute, is showing several of hiscanvases of city life.Margaret Waterman, a graduateof the Art Institute and a student atthe University, won honorable men¬tion for her water color, “SandDunes” and in the pottery contestfor a turquoise clay bowl and can¬dle-sticks. Her work shows carefultraining, and an unusual use ofcolor.Before you go, don’t overlook acrayon sketch of a young girl byMiriam Brown, entitled “Ego.” “Ghosts,” by Henrik Ibsen willbe presented by the ScandinavianClub at the International Housetheater, Friday and Saturday, March16 and 17, at 8:30.This production is one of a seriesof three plays to be presented bythe club. The second play will beBjornson’s “We Must Work” andthe third, Strindberg’s “The Fa¬ther,” both of which will be givenin April.Luther Greene, who last yearproduced “Camille” and “EmperorJones” at International House, willdirect the series of Scandinavian in the 880, entries will be weededdowm to six. Each school will belimited to two entries in the 440,and six men will qualify for the finalfive places.Reductions with C BooksSemifinals in the sprint open thenight card at 8. Regular admissionto this session is $1; with C books,50 cents. Though there are no re¬served seats in the afternoon,general admission charge is 40cents; with C books, 25 cents.Marks most likely to fall in this,the greatest winter cinder show inthe middle west, are ClarenceMunn’s throw of 48'9^" in theshot, Charles Hornbostel’s 880 timeof 1:53.9, the quarter mile recordof :50.0 set by Edwin Russell, andthe Michigan relay quartet’s 3:20.6for the mile. Dave Cook, defendingshot-put champion from Illinois, re¬turns to seek new laurels and willprobably win first place from theBuckeye’s muscle-merchant, GeorgeNeal, by a few inches.Outstanding Relay FieldThough there is a chance thatIndiana’s co-captains, Hornbosteland Fuqua, will put aside personalglory and not go after new recordsin the half and quarter so as tosave themselves for additional teampoints, they may both have to exertthemselves to such an extent in win¬ning these events that the existingmarks will automatically go by theboard. In view of the fact thatthere are so many outstanding 440men running this year, the relayfield is unquestionably the best inplays. The professional company forGhosts is headed by Judith Low-j history of the meet. Two racesry, who has appeared in New York he held and the order of finishwith the Theater Guild, Walter based on time.Hampden and Crosby Gaige, and is | The winner in the relay is almostnow under contract to the NationalBroadcasting Company. She willplay the part of Mrs. Alving.Oswald Jackson, who plays PastorManders, is a veteran of the stage,having been many years associatedwith the Coburns. 'The cast also in¬cludes Sidney Breese, a nephew ofthe film actor, Edmund Breese,and a graduate of the GoodmanTheater school; Frederic Bott, andKatherine De Jersey. All of theseactors have played before in playsdirected by Luther Greene, andmost of them are 'of Scandinavianparentage or descent. (Continued on page 3)Smith Favoredin State SenatePrimary ElectionThomas Vernon Smith, professorof Philosophy at the University, ispractically assured of the Demo¬cratic nomination for state senatoron April 10, according to ProfessorTickets for “Ghosts” are now on | Jerome Kerwin, also of the Univer¬sale at $1.6i5, $1.10, 83 cents and sity and Smith’s campaign manager.55 cents at Internatinal House, the | His chances of winning the electionUniversity bookstore, and Wood- j November are regarded as ex¬worth’s bookstore.FRIAR TRYOUTSTryouts for the Blackfriars pro¬duction, “Merger for Millions” willbe continued by producer Joe Brenand Virginia Hall, dance director,this afternoon at 3 in Mandel Hall.Undergraduates who expect to tryout are advised to come preparedwith skits in order to show theirability.Music and lyric composers inter¬ested in writing for the productionmay register in the Blackfriars of¬fice with Charles Greenleaf, juniormanager in charge of company, to¬day between 2:30 and 4:30. Award Baird FirstHonors in PhoenixPhotograph ContestRoger Baird was aw’arded firstprize for his unusual view of theChapel in the photograph contestconducted by the Phoenix. The win¬ners of honorable mention wereGifford Mast, Roger Willis, RalphOrwick, Ellis Kohs, and BernardBard. The grand prize awarded toRoger Baird was a photo flash out¬fit offered by the Central CameraCompany.The judges for the contest wereFred B. Millet of the English de¬partment and Dr. Edmund Giesburtof the Art department.The prize winning photographwill be printed on the cover of theMarch issue of the Phoenix, on saleWednesday, and many other entrieswill appear in the April issue. cellent.Roy C. Woods, Republican sen¬ator of the fifth senatorial districtof Illinois and present occupant ofthe office which Smith hopes to at¬tain in the November elections, isunsatisfactory as a legislator, ac¬cording to the Legislative VotersI^fCague of Illinois.The league, a non-partisan organ¬ization aiming at the promotion ofgood government through the agen¬cy of the State Legislature, de¬scribes Woods in its February bul¬letin as follows:(Woods) “Is ending his secondterm. He deserves some credit forvoting for repeal of the Small im¬munity act and the Crowe special.state’s attorney act, although he hadhelped to place both of those vici¬ous laws on the statute books in1927. He also improved his recordby supporting the Ickes bill to placepublic administrators on a salarybasis; but in general his work as alegislator has been superficial andunconvincing.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 9, 1934imlg ilarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of ChicaRo. publiihed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, ana springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company. 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: *2.50 a year ; *4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University ot Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracis entered into bv The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter Marchoffice at Chicago. Illinois, under the .‘\ct of March 3. 18(9.The Daily Maroon expressly r«er\ts ail right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVLVCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorW'ALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE 1. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ed-’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FiahmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles Hoerr Henry KelleyRaymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickDonald Morris Ralph Nicholsonlean PrussingJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmon Goldamith Gerald SternFrank Davis Edward Schaar Everett StoreyMarie BergerGeorg Mann EDITORIAL COMMITTEELouise Graver Preston CutlerLinton J. Keith prominent literary publications, the examined stu¬dents were given two and a quarter hours to or¬ganize a 5()0-word critical review of Tennyson’spoetry. Clear, concise writing, then, was tested,not bibliographical data from libraries!Spelling, grammar, diction, unity, paragraphing,coherence, conjunction, and continuity were testedby asking the student to re-write badly writtenpassages.An exerc’se in extracting ideas from a quotedpassage and outlining with little regard to form ofoutline was given thirty minutes in the examina¬tion, while the section devoted to the mechanicsof outlining received half the emphasis.It i3 obvious that this examination tested mainlycoherence of writing, accuracy of organization,and recognition of significant ideas.Each student was allowed to bring the coursesyllabus and a dictionary to class.Almost sorrowfully w^e admit this examinationis an excellent one—far better than the course de¬serves. Now the Board of Examinations oughtto abolish grades and become the leading expon¬ent of new plan idealism!—J. P. B. Lettersto theEditorI The Travelling Baz aarlI BY CHARLES (“Scriblerus”) TYROLER |I;» « »ii-K ti UKNight Editor: David H. KutnerAssistant: Raymond LahrFriday, March 9, 1934DISSERTMON "ON MUDOur favorite campaign for better education isat an end. If its close relieves some people, the.jrelief represents a release either from boredomor from the tension that a target might feel as a |sham battle rests at truce. People who werebored either do not know what a university is or |they do not know why they attend one.Differing sharply from other college newspap¬ers, The Daily Maroon has felt that comment on jthe University’s intellectual life and habits, not oncurrent social, political, and economic affairs of |the nation, is the duly of a student daily, ]College editors may know little about educationor intellectual virtue, but they know still lessabout the course of the nation and the whims of istatesmen. They have at .least experienced mostof the formal education they will ever possess and ishould not be discouraged in an attempt to beintellectual.Plausible and probable is the assumption thatfaculty and students will want to disagree with us—particularly after yesterday’s climax issue. Wellwritten refutations of our contentions and implica¬tions about the general education will receive ade- 'quate and prominent space in The Daily Maroon. 'We hope, though, that no one will want tothrow any mud, because while we have demon¬strated in the past that, when provoked, our ownaim is pretty good, we don’t particularly like imud.—J. P. B. I The Author THE REMINISCENCESOF WAYNE RAPP,intimate friend of robertmaynard Hutchins,president of the seniorclass,‘C’ man in football,blackfriar star,owl and serpent, anddeke.A TRUECONFESSIONIncited by ugly rumors floating about camptisconcerning a recent comprehensive examination inEnglish 102, we prepared to pick a very finefight.Rumor number one stated that 39 students ofthe 350 who took it had passed the examination.The truth is that 182 of the 35 7 young gram¬marians who took this examination passed it, while175—49—percent failed.Rumor number two claimed that the examina¬tion was extremely difficult and the grade scalewas inordinately high.But 84 students passed the English 102 exam¬ination after attending the course only half ayear, and 61 passed it without even taking the ;course! This might prove that the course is not [of much use in passing the examination, which is, |indeed, unthinkable, or that the examination was 1not extremely difficult. The latter statement is |found true. jUpon looking at a copy of the examination, we Idiscovered that it entirely ignored bibliographical jwork and foot-noting, objectionable parts of Eng- jlish 102.From fragments of actual reviews taken from THROUGH MANY SPRINGS (in the best tradition ofthe “stream (f consciousness” movement)when i was high commissioner of affairs in myjunior year in high scliool i thought i was prettybig stuff. ...i rated the best.... florence adornswas the first. ... i wrote to her twice a week forthe first couple months in college but she stoppedwriting after awhile and later i found that shehad married ensign “stuttering” kurtz thenthere was genevieve, the daughter of a minister..dumb but ah the beauty and innocence of it all!... .after her came vtarjorie the violin player....she took lessons down towm and i used to go downand take her to dinner... .she had sandy red hairlike mine and i used to feel at home... .then therewas rosemary but no.. .and then came the springand blackfriars and “and now i’m talked aboutby mitchell”... .all was lovely but storms werebrewing.,, .overcast skies. . . .some mothers don'tlike red hair....my great love....ah the pityof it....RAPP-SODY OF FLEETING IMPRESSIONSBack in my fii'st year I kicked Teddy Linn outof Stagg field and have been afraid ever sincethat he’ll remember me... . Schuman makes mefeel low... .what’s the use of studying when thesecond world war is going to kill us off?....Ed Cullen god’s gift to womenFoster diplomatic genius Red Younghelping Cullen along all the time thinkshe’s a great guy Red a toy fencer toodoegn’t get scars like they do in Germany...,pretty chicken... .Ed Nicholson returned my top¬coat and has a case on.. .Frank Carr who oughtabe my postmaster-general.... '.Ruth Works nicegirl even if her father is dean of studentsLorraine Watson brings her car to 0. & S. meet¬ings. .. .nice. .. .Nu Pi owes us a dinner.... HoCarr thinks all men are beasts.. . .My God, Har¬ris!... .what’s the use of living when my room¬mate thinks the funny papers are going to hell,the head of the house is falling in love, the housedog eats up my socks and the Travelling Bazaar’shat... .what’s the use?.,..Fat Man Olin taughtme how to sing “Big Producer’s Blues” and he’snot boasting about the job he did GeorgeWrighte the little man with strong right arm....Ash Offill, what a nice blonde!... .Tiny Houze anold flame of mine... .L Patterson Baker Womerand Flinn four good guys. .. .shoulda been Dekes....“we all make mistakes” Zimmer: “I’mnot in love... .it’s like this, see?... .1 like her but.. .aw no, not that!”... .Gerry Smithwick, wherehave you been all my life? (how luscious, mum¬bles cullen)... .Maude Hutchins never invites meover to tea.... that prexy guy is ruining my so¬cial standing... .Betty Hansen... .Kansas CityKitty.... Lizzy Walker will always be “fanny”to me....Sara Gwin... .Mae West in a smalldose....how I love her titter Barden, yououghta be aschoened!... .Xhout Hutchins?what can you expect from an Alpha Belt? Afterall it takes a drag to’get anywheres, doesn’t it,“Butch”? (Note: The opinion* expressed in theserommunicstions are those of the writers, andnot necessarily of The Daily .Maroon. Allcommunications must be siirncd with the fullname of the correspondent, althoush onlyinitials will be published. Letters should berestricted to 250 words or less.)Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:Mr. Gardner’s letter in Tuesday’sMaroon indicated that a surveyshowed that only in Anthropologydoes Chicago rate low among theSocial Sciertce subjects taught inAmerican universities. Probably hissource of information was takenfrom a survey made by calculatingthe “Men of Science,” that havebeen produced by the departmentsin various universities . Such figuresfail because they do not take intoaccount the age of the department.The Dept, of Anthropolgy at Chi¬cago is only a third or a fourth asold as the other leading depart¬ments in the country.I don’t believe any anthropolog¬ist would .say that Chicago’s de¬partment is now second to any other.The following information may bearon the point:In the 9 universities which haveturned out Ph, D.’s in Anthropologyin the past five years, the four uni¬versities that have turned out 48of the 58 Ph. D.’s are:1. Columbia . . . ./ 202. Chicago 113. California 94. Harvard 8It might be an indication of whatthe anthropological world thinks ofthese departments of anthropologyif we consider what has become ofthe 48 Ph. D.’s that were graduated.Those definitely employed in an¬thropological work today are:number pet.1. Columbia 14 10%2. Chicago 10 92%3. California 7 77% 4. Harvard 3 37%Those engaged in the teaching ofAnthropology in universities todayare:number pet.1. Columbia 6 25%2. Chicago 5 46%3. Harvard 2 22%4. Harvard 2 25%It is seen that the Dept, of An¬thropology at Chicago ranks aheadof the other universities in the place¬ment of its Ph. D.’s. Since Anthrop¬ology in America is a small and in¬timate field, this is some indicationof what American anthropologiststhink of the Department at Chicago.(Figures are from “List of De¬grees in Anthropology Granted byAmerican Institutions, 1927-33”compiled by the National ResearchCouncil and distributed, March,1984, to Anthropologists.)Sol TaxDepartment of Anthropology.Mr. Gardner meant to attack theeducational views of our Anthro¬pology department, not its academicexcellence, which, you have shown,is excellent.—ed. BerkeleySquareInternational HouseMonday and Tuesdayai 4:30 and 8:30 p. ni.Matinee 25c Evening 35calso a short subject“The Wizard’s Apprentice’’DREXELFri.—Marie Dreasler and Lionel Barry¬more in “HER SWEETHEART”(Christopher Bean).Sat.—Ralph Hellamy and Jnne Collyerin “BEFORE MIDNIGHT.”Sun. A Mon—“HOUSE ON 5«TH ST.”with Kay Francis,Mats. 15c Daily till *:30. Sun. till 4 The RETAIL SALESSEMINARtrains women for specialty shopand department store work.Placement for experience willbe made when desirable andpermanent employment foundin every possible case.For Information WriteAnn Douglas310 South Michigan Ave.Or Call Wabash 3499for InterviewAttend the Open Forum of theSEVEN ARTS CLUB155 East Erie StreetTomorrow Nightat 8:30The Subject is—Does the self trained non-col¬legian make as valuable a con¬tribution to society as the Uni¬versity graduate?The Chairman is—Edwin Clasby, president ofthe Seven Arts Club.The Speakers are—Marie Burger, Henry Reese,Floyd Markham, EverettStorey, of the University.AND—A, Buchland Plummer, MontyRandall, Helen Bell, A. Rock¬well Hinkley, of the SevenArts Club. EVERYNIGHTAT THEBLACKHAWKIntcrrurtional FavoritesGood ol* HAL and the BoysFeaturing . . .**Skmnay"* Ennis and Maxine CrayDINNER $1.25BLACKHAWKat RandolphWabashWhere to WorshipTHE FIRST UNITARIANCHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and East 57th StreetOGDEN VOGT, D.D., MinisterSUNDAY, MARCH II, 19341 :00 A. M.—"The Potential Man," Dr.Vogt.3:30 P. M.—Concert of Sacred Music byUniversity Madrigal Singers and FirstUnitarian Church Choir.(Under the direction of Cecil M. Smith andRobert L. Sanders)UNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr. Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterSUNDAY. MARCH 11, 193410:30 A. M.—Communion Service.1 1 :00 A. M.—Sermon subject: "Social Ideal¬ism and the Inner Life: The Larger Selt."Dr. Ames.6:00 P. M.—Wranglers. Tea. Program willfollow. ATTENDTHECHURCHESTHEYAREINTERESTEDIN YOUThe Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 and9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist, 11:00 A. M.Evensong, 6:00 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for pj^ayer andmeditation.ITHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 1934 Page Threehaily maroon sports OPEN HOUSE AT IDA NOYESTONITE257 Trackmen Vie for FENCERS, GYRIiNASTSBig Ten Championship COMPETE IN BIG TENMEET HERE TONIGHT Poloists Seek FirstPlace in Game withDetroit TomorrowHold Preliminary Eventsin Afternoon, Finalsin Evening(Continued from pa^^e 1)sure to cut the record set by Lcm-en, Ellerby, DeBaker, and Allen lastyear. To date, Indiana has turnedin the best time for the distance,when Fuqua, Bickinj?, Harpold, andHornbo.stel ran 3:21.8 for a new Il¬linois armory record Saturday.Michi)?an won the trianffular hereeasily in 3:23.7, and Ohio has beat¬en the Wolverines in slower time.Run Meet FastSpectators will get rapid and vis¬ible entertainment. Officials hopeto set a record themselves whenthey intend to run all finals within70 minutes. From the start at 8 tothe fini.sh of the entire program,the events will last le.ss than onehour and forty-five minutes. Thestart and finish of all races exceptthe dash and hurdles will be imme-liiately in front of the stands, aswill competition in the three fieldovents. The 60 and timber race willfinish directly in front of theiiowd, and a public address systemwill inform the spectators of thetimes, distances, point score, en¬tries, and the progress of the dis¬tatue runs. Maroon Entry inPole Vaiiilt, JumpJohn RobertsNINE MEN MAKEALL-UNIVERSITY1-M TANK TEAMIn the winter quarter intramuraltank meet ye.sterday, nine men qual¬ified in five events for an all-Uni-versity I-M swimming team whichIS to meet the freshman squad in adual meet early next quarter.Where the races were close in sev¬eral events, more than one qualifierwas chosen.The qualifiers for the intramuraltrains are; i40-yd. free style—First, Ed W'il-1Hams; second, Roger Palinske. Time—20:3.100-yd. free style—First, JimSharp; second, Palinske; third, Kirk-patrie.22U-yd. free style—First, Kirk-patric and Hughes, dead heat.100-yd. breast stroke—Jim Sharp. |lOO-yd. back stroke—Hemfeltder.Intramural Handball,Ping Pong TourneysEnter Final RoundsThe winter quarter intramuralping pong and handball tournamentsare now entering the final rounds.In the fraternity ping pong sin¬gles, Don Kerr, Alpha Pelt, hasreached the finals. Two of his fra¬ternity brothers, McGee and Wilsonhave yet to play their semi-finalgame to determine which shall meethim for the title. The doubles tour¬ney is still in the semi-finals.Johnson, Burton court “800” en¬try, won the dormitory singles title,and McNeil defeated Telles for theindependent ping pong champion¬ship.In the fraternity handball doublesfinals, Rubin and Bernstein, K. N.,meet Prince and Marver, Phi B. I).Graham, Phi Pi Phi, plays Danen-bauer. Phi Delt for the singles cham¬pionship. Graham has won this titletwice before and is out to cop it athird time. Chicago finally has at least onetrack man who should place fairlyhigh up in a Big Ten indoor meet.John Roberts, the best pole vaulterin Maroon history, who is enteredtomorrow evening in both the vaultand high jump, has a better thanaverage chance to score in bothevents. Fortunately, the field ofpole men this year is not quite upto the high .standard of the competi¬tors in other events. On the otherhand, Roberts will suffer a serioushandicap in competing in both alti¬tude events. Though the vault startsat 6:30. and the jump does not be¬gin until 8:1.'), later in the eveningthe Chicago star will be engagingin both of his s|)ecialties simultane¬ously.Another prospective Maroon pointman, Lk'h Yarnall is entered in thehigh jump. Yarnall finished but aninch behind Ward in the triangularmeet last Saturday when he leaped6'2^". Ward’s winning height wasthe same as that with Which he wonthe conference indoor championshipla.st year. In addition to the Wol¬verine star, Yarnall expects his mostserious competition from Ollie Ol¬son, Northwestern captain, whom hebeat last week; Mai Read, from thesame school; and Steve Weisman,of M innesota, who turned in a 6’2“performance as a freshman.Though Bob Milow, one of thebest distance men that Coach NedMerriani has developed, qualifiedfor the finals in the mile last yearin the conference, he was unable tobreak into the point column. Strong¬er, more experienced, and a betterrunner this year, Milow has switchedto the two mile and may place to¬morrow. Maroon fencing and gymnasticteams wind up their 1934 competi¬tion today when each comnetes in aconference meet for Big Ten titles.Six schools have entered fencingteams while gynina.stic teams fromfive universities will be present. Ad¬mission to the meet, which is at7:30, is 40 cents; or 25 cents with aC book.Purdue. Illinois, Northwestern,Wisconsin, Ohio State and Chicagohave strong teams entered in thefencing meet but, according to ad¬vance (lope, the Maroon swordsmenshould be able to win the title. Theywere undefeated this year, the onlymar on their record being a tie withWisconsin, a team which isn’t con¬ceded much of a chance for thecrown. Last Saturday the powerfulIllinois team fell before the Ma¬roon’s swords by the score of tento seven.Only two men will see action forthe Maroons. Captain Ormand Ju¬lian will fence in saber while Bur¬ton Young will compete in foils andejiee. Although pre-conference meetvictories do not mean anything indeciding the title they are a reli¬able judge of the relative worth ofthe teams and, judging by this crit¬erion, he Maroon fencers shouldemerge victorious.Wrighte in Five EventsRunning concurrently with thefencing meet will be the conferencegymnastic tilt in which Ohio, Iowa,Minnesota, Illinois and Chicago fightfor the title. Captain GeorgeWrighto ’vill lead the Maroon teamcomposed of Hanley, Emery Fair,John Roberts, Chuck Adams, JimSnyder and Fd Nordhaus. Wrightewill compete in all the events: par¬allel ba»s. horizontal bars, sidehorse, flying rings, and tumbling.Ricardo Torres, Illinois captain, whomade an outstanding showing in theMaroon-Illinois dual meet, will beWrighte’s chief opposition in mostof the events.The Maroons, with four straightvictories, appear to be at the topof the heap while the Gophers andmini battle it out for second place.THtn MONTHS* COUR8IKM COtUm tTVMHTt AMO OKADOAfUm 6‘s e rIU8INE8S COLLEGENMHMOtll, XO..PItKJEMaAv’OMMflk «i fib*Itwiwf riMinw t^m U mm^,hmi .Hilwgti Itmdnifk tUfCLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Serge master’s gownfor woman. Size 16. Euclid 7908.MADAME A. BOLOTIN. Palmist-1ry—Numerology— Astrology. Daily i10-9. Numerological circles: Friday,7:30. (25c) 5644 Harper Avenue. IRUSSIAN by native Universityprofessor. Soviet texts. Moderate |fee. Dr. B. Revcine, 5648 Harper jAvenue. Dorchester 0498. iPAUL LAURIEand hisORCHESTRAatIDA NOYESOPEN HOUSE}5c 8-12 PALM GROVE INNINC.56TH. ST. AND OUTER DRIVEHyde Park’s Smartest DiningCenter.. where the elite meetsYou’ll enjoy every minute you spend at Palm GroveInn. Located in Chicago’s most beautiful spot, it’sthe perfect site for the perfect meal. Try it today.SEA FOODSLive LobstersShrimpsOysters and Clamson Half ShellA variety of fresh fish is shipped tous daily through special arrangement. CHICKENTender, milk fed chickens,daily rotisseried in our spe¬cial built rotissary havewon a reputation for thePalm Grove Inn.WEEKDAYSLuncheon, S5c and 50c9 Course Dinner, 75c, 85c and $1.00(Including wine or mixed beverage)SUNDAYS9 Course Dinner, 85c, $1.00, $1.25(Including wine or mixed beverage)Open Daily and Sunday until 2 A. M.Saturday until 4:30 A. M.Midnight Specials After the Theatre or DanceWE SERVE THEMOST TASTYDRINKS BECAUSEWE BUY ONLYTHE FINESTLIQUORS.56th Street at the Outer DriveWE DELIVER ANY TIME—ANYWHERE—Just Call Hyde Pk. 1020The FinestCham pagnes,wines and other.. beverages. ..STEAKS— CHOPS. Tender,cut thick, broiledwith pure butterin special broil¬er. With a mathematical chance totie for first place in the Midwest In¬tercollegiate indoor polo confer¬ence at this writing, the Maroonentry will engage the team from theUniversity of Detroit in the firstgame of a double header at the rid¬ing club tomorow at 8:15. Detroit plays the University of Illinois teamtonight, and if it beats the Illini andthen loses to the Maroons, Illinoiswill be forced to share top honorswith Chicago.Wason, Hepple, Ickes, and Bensonwill all be playing their last collegi¬ate game tomorrow. Because of thefact that every member of the var¬sity squad is graduating, no cap¬tain will be elected for next year.The 122nd Field Artillery willplay the Chicaigo Riding club inthe second match on the program. “Is yoahstheDUNLAP,suh ?”mTTTTSSSSmSn THE STORE FOR MEN ? ■ ■■girwnmviiii ■SUITSFOR MARCH MADNESSAND FOSTER FOOLERYYes, we admit these blustering March gales are howling acrossthe circle with a shriek like a lonesome hound dog awaiting vivisec¬tion in Rush Medical School—but you know and we know that itwon’t last forever.Spring is crouching just the other side of 63rd Street waitingto pounce upon an unsuspecting campus at the slightest provocation.“Great,” you say, but do you really mean it? You don’t, unlessyou’re well prepared with a swell new suit like these belted back“Freesway ” models with the brand new shoulder pleats that Field’sStore for Men is showing. You don’t have to consult a style maga¬zine to appreciate their fashionable patterns and smart cut. Easterncollege men started the idea and Chicago men have given it theirunanimous vote of approval. With an outfit like this, you won’tfind yourself studying in a dark corner of Harper when you’d liketo be mooning along the Midway drooling poetry into the ear of adreamy-eyed maiden.Each suit has a pair of plain trousers and a pair of slacks in awide selection of Shetland tweeds, twists, and herringbones.*34 .50Third FloorTHE STORE FOR MENI MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANY iUJL IMMJ JUU LHJ■""Mm.i^j■'. tiii;jir'™'"r^""|iii.' 14 f' " ', - v>''' . '.'"* '. '■ '"'“PuU-/tpan" {righ),for Uim figures, giiesa marked separationbetween the breasts—the “broad • bosomedejfe ct" so smartnowadays.11934. Ligcbtt & Myeiis Tobacco Co. ciaareffe l^tb miider • ct^areUe tastes bettertiiiiiiiM I > 11 if iMtfrmifiii n muPage rourCOACH COMMEli! •(A Series of Sketchesof less wiclely>publicized members ofthe Athletic Department. Others willfollow at intervals.) THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 9. 1934OTI ihc Friday, March 9. Bartlett Gymna¬sium at 7 :30.Track finals. Saturday, March 10,Fieidhouse at 7:30.root—By EDGAR GREENEBAUMThere really is no reason whyNorman Root should try to hide be¬hind a mustache. Perhaps he feelsthat being’ freshman track coach de¬mands a badge of dignity and per¬haps he’s right. Anyway, Normstarted raising his lip shrubbery inthe Wilds of Wisconsin on last Sep¬tember 10 and became so attachedto it. that despite the trouble thathe first suffered with the growth,it can now be seen in its full gloryany weekday afternoon in the field-house. No admission charge.But Norm possesses talent in fieldsother than mustache breeding. Wediscovered that he was the only soph-more to win a major “C” in tracksix years ago. Furthermore he cap¬tained the cinder team in 1930 andwas the Chicago high point man allthree years on the varsity. Of great¬er importance in track circles wasRoot’s ability to place in the 220yard dash three times in the Na¬tional Collegeiate Track and FieldChampionships.As for activities while attendingthe University, Norm may point withjustifiable pride to the time whenhe was in charge of Stagg’s Inter¬scholastics, t^o his general manager¬ship of the Intramural department,and to his election to undergraduatehonor societies. Coach Root didn’tsport airflow whiskers in those days,but from all that we have been ableto find out, he was still the popularfellow' he is today.Strange as it may seem. Norm didlittle cinder-burning when at En¬glewood high school. Not until hehad given up high jumping and highhurdling was he aware of his ow’nspeed. Devoting the major porion ofhis time to sprinting during hissenior year. Root placed third in theCity 100 yard dash,NoiTn wasn’t a very good +-■'^k-man hi. freshman year here becausehe was a chorus girl in Blackfriarsand suffered from shin splints. Thenext season, track coach A. A.Stagg soon found that he (Root)could also run a good quarter mile.The Old Man added him to the trioof Haydon, Schulz, and Gist to formone of the best mile relay teams inthe country. The first outdoor com¬petition in ’29, at the Texas Relays,found the quartet reeling off thedistance in the remarkable time of3:18.3.We suppose that the test of a gen¬uine big shot is whether or not hi."autograph is in demand. The otherday as we were leaving CoachRoot’s office, a little fellow in shortpants ran up to Norm and pleadedw’ith him to sign an old tennis ballwhich he clutched tightly in his dir¬ty hand.WHAT EVERY GIRLSHOULD know: TodayLectures |“Development of the Science of |Pathology,” Pi’ofessor Cannon. In \Harper Mil at 4:45.“Evidence for an Atomic Theory iof Energy.” Illustrated. Dr. Beard- jsley. Fullerton hall. The .\rt Insti-1tute, at 6:45. }Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. In Y. W. C. A. room |of Ida Noyes at 3:30. !German Club, In library and llounge of Ida Noyes from 4 to 6. jFreshman Women’s Council. In |North room of Ida Noyes at 12. IFederation. In North room rtf IIda Noyes at 2:30. !Music jJacques Gordon, violin soloist Iwith Univtrsity of Chicago Sym- !phnjr Orchestra. In Leon Mandel ;hall at 8:15. iMiscellaneous jSettlement Board open house. Ida jNoyes from 8 to 12.Presentation of Moliere’s “TheImaginary Invalid” by InternationalHouse Players, In InternationalHouse Theater at 2:30, 8:30.Interclub. In Alumnae room ofIda Noyes at 12. Sunday, March 11University Religious service.President G. Bromley Oxnam. Uni¬versity of Chicago Chapel.Carillon Recital. Frederick Mar-riot. At 3:00.DePauw University Choir. R. G.:McCutcheon, conductor at 4:30. iGrey Towers. In library andlounge of Ida Noyes from 3 to 6.S.S.A. In Y. W. C. A. room ofIda Noyes at 6:30. SOCIETYhySUZANNESaturday, March 10 jThe Dames. In the Theater of jIda Noyes from 3 to 5. iDelta Sigma. In Y. W . C. A . :room of Ida Noyes from 9 to 1. |Presentation of Moliere’s “The jImaginary Invalid” by InternatinalHouse Players. In InternationalHouse Theater at 2:30, 8:30.Gymnastic and Fencing meets. | Monday, March 12W.W.A. In Alumnae room ofIda Noyes at 12.Delta Sigma. In Alumnae roomof Ida Noyes at 7:30.Advance of Education. In Northroom of Ida Noyes at 7:30.Faculty, In Y. W, C. A, room ofIda Noyes from 6 to 10,Phi Delta Phi. In Wicker roomof Ida Noyes at 7:30.“Housing: The Policy Today anda Forecast for the Future.” CharlesS. Ascher. Social Science 122 at;J:30“Berkeley Square.” At Interna¬tional House at 4:30 and 8:30.Delta Sigma. In Y. W. C. A.March 12—7:30 P. M.Prof. F. V. Filson of ChicagoPresbyterian Seminary will lecturein Common room of MeadvilloTheological School on “Greek In¬fluence in Palestine during Fir.stCentury A. D.” Entrance is the eastdoor on 57th St. side. Though the week-end has thii’teenparties scheduled for campus delec¬tion, it won’t be unlucky unless youstay home and study....Tonight’s SETTLEMENT BENE¬FIT at Ida Noyes, for instance, willbe good fun....and if you don’ttake A1 Pitcher’s word for it, goyourself and see. . . .Then, tomorrow' night. SoothsayerSuzie predict.^ that there’ll be littlestudying done, what with club andfraternity parties galore theMORTAR BOARD formal supperdance at the Medinah, for instance,is scheduled to have lines of stagssooo deep. . . .the SIGMAS are hav¬ing a dinner dance at the OperaClub.... PI DELTA PHI can be found at the Edgewater Beach Ho¬tel and CHI RHO SIGMA is hav¬ing its party at the Stevens. .. ,In addition, the S, A. E.’s are giv¬ing a winter formal at their swanknational Memorial up Evanstonway...,the KAPPA SIG’s are hav¬ing a house dance with Dex Woodsand the X, Y. Z. trio the featureof the evening. .. .the PHI GAM’swill be up at the Medinah (no, not with the M. B. party) and theKAPPA NU’s, ALPHA SIGMAPHI’S and the MEN’s DORM’s willbe all lit up for a big time, too.News! News! Betty Humistonmarried Rudy Bretz, son of famedJ. Harlan Bretz, last Thur55day.Residents of Kelly, where Bettylived, will miss Rudy, for he wasthere frequently enough to be madean honorary house member.John Stocks Travel BureauHeadquarters—Press BuildingHours—10 A.M.-12:30 P. M.1:30-4 P. M.Tel. Mid. 0800—Loc. 118Steamship - Railroad • Air Lines - BuaTours Itineraries - TicketsPLEDGINGSigma Chi announce.s the pledg¬ing of Emmett Glynn of Chicago. NTENSIVESfenoyr^bhic COURSEFor College trained Men and Women. 100ssrords a minute in 100 days. Assured i<ytone fee. Day classes begin April Znd.Vkiu write or phone RANdolph 1575BRYANbSTRATTON18 SO.MICHIGAN AVE . CHICAGO Come to theURBAN ROOMTHIS WEEK-ENDThe most beautiful supperclub in Chicago smartlyfashionetd on a plan surpris¬ingly unlike anything elsein the worltd. 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Try them.At the left is a “back¬less" brassiere thatfastens by crossing atthe back and button¬ing to itsilf in thefront—wonderful forevening,lounging,bathing, etc.For a complete election of Maiden FcH'm bras-eiereii, girdles and “Onre-Overs” (one-piece foun¬dations) send for free booklet. Addreas Dept. C.Maiden Form Brassiere Co., Inc., New York, N.T.NONE GENUINE WITHOUT THIS-'LABELAT ALL LEADING STORES itoo* *0» the NAMi ^ UC U t fgT org