®f)e Bail? itlanionVol. 34. No. 75. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MARCH 1, 1934 Price Three CentsBLACKFRIARS PICKVIRGINIA HALL TOCOACH DANCINGChoose Musical ComedyStar for SecondYear Directs Dances inAnnual Friars ShowVirjfiniu Hall Johnson was ap¬pointed as dance director of the1984 Blackfriars show, according toan announcement by James Hen¬ning, Abbott of the Order. This willbe Mis.® Hall’s second Friar produc¬tion.Miss Hall will begin work in afew weeks, as soon as music and !Ivrks for the book have been com¬pletely selected, and the chorus of"women” begin.s work. She will be¬gin to work on the dance steps, how- 'ever, almost immediately. |“We are more than pleased tobe able to have Miss Hall with usagain.” Henning said. “The dancingin last year’s show was the best inyears, and it wa.s undoubtedly oneof the naost distinctive features of‘Gypped in Egypt.’ We are sure thatwith Miss Hall again at the helm lastyear’s performances will be equalled,if not bettered.”Happy to bo Back‘‘There is really nothing much tosay,” Miss Hall told The Daily Ma¬roon over the telephone. “I hopethat we will be able to make our ac¬tions speak louder than our words.1 am happy to be affiliated with theBlackfriars again, and I’m sure that PROPOSE FEDERALRUREAU FOR CHICAGOUNEMPLOYED LABORStone Heads Study Croupfor GovernmentServiceUniversity BeginsBroadcasts fromScience Museum With the view of establishing inChicago a federal employment serv¬ice with special reference to the Chi¬cago region, a report of the StudyGroup on Employment Service withspecifications for such a service hasbeen completed. R. W. Stone, assso-ciate professor of Industrial Rela¬tions at the University, is chairmanof the committee which includesamong its 22 members Robert Woell-ner, executive secretary of the Boardof Vocational Guidance and Place¬ment, and Arthur Kornhauser, asso¬ciate professor of Business Psychol¬ogy. The group has been working onthe project for four months.The plan aims at developing amore efficient labor market for the1,250,000 workers in the Chicago in¬dustrial area than the one now inexistence. Hoping for an amend¬ment to the state law to provide forlocal finances, the proposed improved.service will secure additional fundsfrom the federal governmentthrough the operation of the Wag-ner-Peyser Act.Needs Community Interest^ ‘‘Chicago can develop and main¬tain a good public employment serv- MARY ELLISON HEADSUSHERS FOR'ANNUALMIRROR PRODUCTIONBoard Picks 23 Women forFriday and SaturdayPerformancesFor the first time in its historythe University radio department willcooperate with an outside institutionin the presentation of a broadcast.Beginning this Saturday, Allen Mil¬ler, director of the radio department,inaugurates a series of interviews j ice if an active community interestwith John A. Maloney, assistant to! can be aroused,” Mr. Stone com-the director of the Rosenwald Mu-imented. ‘‘The cooperation of em-if the boys in the chorus give me seum, direct from the museum. j ployers, workers, and civic-mindedthe splendid cooperation they did \ fifteen minute period is planned | groups is a necessity.”last season that we will do an even foi the following five Saturdays over i The present is a particularly pro¬better job.” .'tation W’GX at 4 in the afternoon, j pitious time to develop the service,Miae Hall has been a professional This week Mr. Miller will discuss j according to the report, because ofdancer for a number of years, and with Mr, Maloney the purposes and ; the 400,000 unemployed workers and•some time ago played the dancing the history of the museum. In sue- j becau.se the pi'ospect of a higherceeding broadcasts special features \ minimum wage under the New Dealand exhibits will be explained. The makes a classification of workerslead in “Hit the Deck,” a musicalcomedy starring Queenie Smith,which played in Chicago. She has talks will be purely informal and . more important.been the dance director of severaleditions of the South Shore Folliesand other country club revues. Dur¬ing the past few months she has beenspecializing in tango and specialtydancing work.Plan Poster ContestThe poster contest for the signto be displayed advertising the showwill begin before the end of thequarter, Henning declared. Artistswishing to do preliminary work ontheir posters are asked to communi¬cate with the Friars organization atthe pre.sent time. Official rules forthe poster contest will probably beannounced next week, and will bepublished in the columns of TheDaily Maroon at that time. HalI^ufman has been the winner of theposter contest for the past two years.University BroadcastTakes Important Rolein eWA LegislationWhen the House of Representa¬tives passed the new CWA appropri¬ation recently, few knew the import¬ant role played by the Universityradio Round Table.February 4 Paul V. Betters, direc¬tor of the American Municipal As¬sociation, Donald Slesinger, associatedean of the Social Science Division,and Simeon Leland, professor ofEconomics discussed the future ofthe CWA in their radio broadcast.That night Allen Miller, radio di¬rector, received a wire from thechairman of the House committeeasking for a transcript of the broad¬cast. The following Tuesday Mr.Betters went to Washington and con¬sulted with the House leader, andWednesday the transcript arrived.The next day when the congress¬man took the floor and proposed theappropriations he employed the argu-inents used by the Round Table par¬ticipants and effected the passage ofthe bill. extemt>oraneous.It is hoped that in this waythe many exhibits of the museum willbecome better known to the publicEach week the broadcast will be con¬centrated on one or more of the out¬standing exhibits, such as th(- modelcoal mine.The University is presenting thi.sseries, Mr. Miller explained, becausei feels that the two institutions areclosoly related to each other both in..h< ir work and purpo.ne.^. This is thefirst ert’ort made foster a clo.seralliance between the two.Sunday morning at 11, members ofthe Round Table will discuss ‘‘Muni¬cipal Banks or Municipal Bank¬ruptcy” over station WMAQ and aNational Broadcasting Co. networkof 52 stations. The participants areDonald Slesinger, associate dean ofthe Division of the Social Sciences,Paul V. Betters, director of theAmerican Municipal Association, andCarl Chatters. Donald Slesinger ischairman for this quarter and willlead the discussion. j Under the present plans, four of¬fices will be established in the Chi-(Continued on page 3) Mary Ellison, Phi Beta Delta, willserve asAhead,” the ninth annual Mirror revue to be present-ted in Mandel hall^tomorrow and Sat¬urday evenings,according to anannouncement is¬sued yesterday bythe ExecutiveBoard. She will beassisted by twen¬ty-three ushers.The head usheris a member ofPhi Beta Kappa,the W. A. A. Mary EllisonBoard, and the Chapel Council. Sheis a Senior Aide, and captain of thew'omen’s golf team.Twelve women have been select¬ed to usher at the Friday perform¬ance of ‘‘Step Ahead,” includingMarian Badgely, Virginia Carr, RitaDukette, Violet Elliott, Phyllis Fer¬ry, Bethany Mather, Ruth Rainey,Sue Richardson, Peggy Rittenhouse,Dorthea Smith, Esther Weber, andMartha Vaughan.Ushers for SaturdayFor the second and final presenta¬tion of ‘‘Step Ahead,” the usherswill be Agnes Adair, Margot Boert-lein, Nora Mcl.*ughlin, Mary Vir¬ginia Rockwell, Virginia Russell,Jane Sowers, Madeline Strong, Rose¬mary Volk, Jean Prussing, JaneCavanaugh, and Charlotte Abbott.All ushers are asked to report toMandel hall at 7:30 on the eveningon which they are serving.While the supply of tickets forthe first performance is nearly ex¬hausted, there are still tickets avail- Ida Noyes Hall OpensRental Library forWomen WednesdayEarly next month a rental libraryfor University women will be opened in the office of Ida Noyes hall.The formal opening of the librarywill take place next Wednesday, atthe art exhibit tea. Reading tickets.head usher for Step priced at 25 cents for the quarter,will be sold to women of the Uni¬versity, and tickets purchased thisquarter will be honored throughoutnext quarter.If anyone has any books he is will¬ing to donate to the library they willbe accepted in Ida Noyes hall. Booksmay be checked out for reading fortwo-hour periods during the weekand for home reading over week¬ends. For such withdrawals therewill be a charge of three cents perday per book, with a minimum of10 cents.The library is to be operated ona strictly non-profit basis, all receiptsfrom reading tickets being devotedto the purchase of new books. Thecommittee in charge, under the fac¬ulty advisorship of Mrs. Alma P.Brook, director of Ida Noyes hall,and Miss Winifred Ver Nooy, mem¬ber of the library staff, consists ofMadelaine Strong, chairman; AnnaMartin Findlay; Clai'a MargaretMorley, of the Ida Noyes Auxiliary;and Elizabeth Walker, a graduatestudent.Crosswaith TalksBefore SocialistClub Tomorrowable for the Saturday show.Allee DiscussesAnimal Society Recital Mondayat Biology Club in Orchestra Hall Frank Cro.sswaith, noted nogio lec¬turer who is considered by many asone of the most brilliant labor speak¬ers in the country, will address ameeting tomorrow at 4 in the SocialScience assembly hall under the aus¬pices of the Socialist club. His topic^ I will be ‘‘Students and Socialism.” Ad-|l|a”n nnm I mission to the meeting is free.V V 11 VJl V Recognized as one of the most cap-al)le organizers of labor in the field,Crosswaith will attempt to demon¬strate the theoretic aspects and tac¬tics of the socialistic theory‘‘The fundamental difficulty withthe pre.«vnt economic organization isthe natural antagonism between theand the working man,” de RAPP ORGANIZESFUND COMMIHEEFOR SENIOR CLASSThree Point Plan toReplace Idea ofAnnual GiftWarder C. Allee, professor of Zoo-1 Robert Wallenborn, well knownlogy and secretary to the department, | pianist of Chicago, will appear in re- | ownerwill speak on the subject of ‘‘The j cital Monday evening (March 5) in j glared the famous orator in a recent. , J ^ TT „ T- ^ o on I lecture. ‘As 1 travel across thePrinciple of Cooperation in Plant and I Orchestra Hall Foyer at 8:30 p. m..CWA CLASSESClasses in French and Spanish, or¬ganized under the CWA, will be heldin Ida Noyes hall on Tuesday andThursday evenings from 7 to 9. Anystudents may attend these classes,and receive credit on passing an ex¬amination which will be given by theUniversity in June.Admission to the courses, conduct¬ed by unemployed teachers, is free.Spanish will be given in the AlumnaeRoom, and PVench in the North roomof Ida Noves hall. WILDER, NOE OFFERLECTURE SERIES ATDOWNTOWN COLLEGEThornton Wilder, lecturer in Eng¬lish; Adolf C. Noe, associate pro¬fessor of Paleobotany; and membersof the departments of Physics andEnglish will present the four publiclecture series which the Universitycollege is offering for the springquarter.Thornton Wilder will give five lec¬tures during the spring on ‘‘Cer¬vantes and Don Quixote.” The firstof these will be held April 11 on‘‘Novel. Allegory, and M.yth;” on thefour following Wednesday evening.^lectures on ‘‘Cervantes,” ‘‘Sanchoand His Master.” ‘‘Quixotism” and‘‘Spain’s Book” will be presented.‘‘Prehistoric Plant Life,” Profes-.sor Noe’s course, which will begin.\pril 16, will include lectures on‘‘Fossil Hunting,” “Fossils,” and“Reconstructing the Past.”The lecture course “ModernPhysics” will be presented in ten il¬lustrated talks on Friday evenings.Professors Arthur Compton, FrankHoyt, Carl Eckart, Robert Mulliken,A. J. Dempster, and H. G. Gale willlecture in the series.“Contemporary English and Amer¬ican Literature: Poetry” will includelectures by Fred Millett, RobertMoss Lovett, Donald Bond, KnoxChandler, George Sherburn, WalterBlair* 'Louis Landa, Lennox Grey,and James Weber Xiun. Animal Sinriology” at a meeting ofAlpha Beta Zeta tonight at 8 in Eek-hart assembly hall. The meeting isrestricted to members only.Professor Allee, a pioneer in hisfield, has for some time been study¬ing the reactions of animals to eachother, and has noticed in paiticularthe unconscious cooperation which isj great number and variety, rangingj from protozoa to mammals, practiceI in order to obtain the optimum liv¬ing conditions. These animals, byunconsciously varying their reproduc¬tive and death rates, adjust theirnumber so that an optimum popula¬tion is reached.In speaking on the application ofsociological principles to plant andanimal colonies. Professor Allee willpresent some of the evidence showingthat there is an “unconscious coopera¬tion,” and will indicate the limits ofits action. Professor Allee has writ¬ten a book entitled “Animal Aggrega¬tions” in which he devotes severalchapters to the principle of coopera¬tion.Slavonic Club HoldsConcert SaturdayThe Slavonic club of the Univer¬sity will give a concert Saturday atthe International house theater at8:15. There will be social dancingfrom 10 until 1 after the concert.Among the selections included inthe concert are “Vltava” by Sme¬tana. “Polka” from “The BarteredBride” by Smetana, “Minuet” byPalla, and Mendelsohn’s “Concerto.’*The Bohemian Singing Society, Lyra,will take part in the performance,as will Mary Palarik, former memberof a chorus at the Civic Opera, Vlad-imar Saske, pianist, and the Czecho¬slovak Quintette which broadcastsover WGES weekly.Tickets may be purchased for 50cents, 75 cents, and $1. ' ' as soloist, and as accompanist forMiss Agatha Lewis, lyric soprano.They will present a program selectedfrom the eighteenth and twentiethcenturies, to demonstrate the close re¬lationship between contemporarymusic and that of the classicaleighteenth century.Mr. Wallenborn, who has achieveda wide reputation, particularly amongChicago musicians, is particulaidyknown for his special sympathy andability with the modern in music. Hestudied for three .years in Germany,working with Max Pauer at Leipzigand with Georg Bertram at Berlin.Not only an excellent musician, Mr.Wallenborn also is engaged in anacademic career at the University.He took honors in I^atin and Greek atLake Forest College, and had com¬pleted all the resident work for aDoctorate in German at the Univer¬sity of Chicago, when, prompted bya desire for a more exact field, aban¬doned that work. He is now well onthe way toward a Ph. D. degree inBotany at the University. country I find everywhere evidencesof growing unity between all theSlaves of tho machines age Thei i areindications of hope for the future,for it is only by recognizing thatlabor is the common denominalor ofiis all that we can intelligentl.v andefficiently face the economic prob¬lems that confront all workers.”Crosswaith, who is making an ex¬tensive lecture tour, will deliver hisonly lecture in Chicago here thisafternoon. Last year he also gave anexclusive lecture here.The rfocialist club is planning afuture lecture in which they hope tohave M £s Jenny Lee, the renownedradical socialist, as the speaker. Dur¬ing the spring quarter graduate stu¬dents will conduct discussions forclub members and guests.CHARLES ASCHER TORETURN TODAY FROMTRIP TO SPRINGFIELD William Kaufman, prior of Black¬friars, was appointed general chair¬man of the Senior Class Fund Com¬mittee yesterday by the Senior ClassCouncil, according to Wayne Rapp,president of the Council.Kaufman, a member of Owl andSerpent, the Senior Class Council,and former member of The DailyMaroon staff, will be in charge of col¬lecting subscriptions to the AlumniAssociation. He will be assisted byeight members of the senior class,to be appointed early next week.Subscriptions are priced at five dol¬lars.Three Point PlanEach subscriber to the Associa¬tion is entitled to a year’s subscrip¬tion to the University alumni maga¬zine and to various bulletins andannouncements published during theyear and also a one year membershipto the alumni association. The re¬mainder of the money collected willbe contributed to a Class of 1934scholarship fund for needy students.“Over six hundred students grad¬uate in March and June,” Kaufmansaid, “and we’re going to set as ourgoal a subscription from each ofthem. Seniors will be contacted inthe various professional schools andin the fraternities and women’sclubs. The Fund this year will bedevoted to a very practical purpose.Besides keeping the graduate in con¬tact with happenings on campus nextyear, it will enable the University tokeep in touch with its former stu¬dents. The scholarship fund whichwill be established will help manyneedy students who could not other¬wise attend the University.”Council MeetingLast year 40 students took advan¬tage of the life insurance plan whichwas offered while over 300 donatedan outright gift to the school. Thesystem which will be used this yearfor the first time aims at really pro¬viding the student with some tang¬ible advantages for the money whichhe contributes.There will be a meeting next Tues¬day at 2:30 in Wieboldt 103 formembers of the Senior Cla.ss Council.Members who were absent at the lastmeeting will be dropped from thecommittee if they are not present.Noted Violin SoloistPlays at UniversityOrchestra ConcertCharles Ascher, director of theNational Association of Housing Of-Band Features Jazzat Basketball Game Jacques Gordon, one of America’soutstanding violinists, will play withthe University Symphony Orchestraat its winter quarter concert onMarch 9, it v/as announced yesterdayby Carl Bricken, chairman of thedepartment of Music and conductorof the orchestra.Mr. Gordon will play Brahms’ vio¬lin concerto in D major, accompaniedby the orchestra, as the final num¬ber of the 9 concerts. The violinistis said by critics to be one of thefinest musicians Chicago has everproduced. He was former concertmaster of the Chicago Symphony Or¬chestra, has played as violin soloistthroughout America, and is knownas the leader of the Gordon stringquartet. This is the first time Mr.A musical innovation in the wayof classicized jazz, “Rhapsodie Ro-mantique” by name, will be playedfor the first time on Saturday nightbetween the halves of the Chicago-Northwestern game. It will be pre¬sented by the band.William CaiToll, the composer ofthe number, is known to the campusthrough his compositions for Black¬friars and Mirror, and more particu¬larly for the hit of last year’s Black-fiar’s show, “It’s Blackfriars TimeAgain.” The “Rhapsodie Roman-tique,” his latest work, takes jazz asits foundation and from it molds aclassical theme, rather than follow¬ing the usual practice of jazzingclassical numbers. . . ficials and lecturer in Political Science, will return today from Spring-1 Gordon has ever played in Mandelhall.field. Mr. Ascher was a member ofa delegation from Chicago which wasaiding the progress of the new hous¬ing bills.Mrs. Harold Ickes, wife of thesecretary of the interior, is one ofthe chief sponsors of the new hous¬ing legislation which was introducedtwo weeks ago in the house. Thenew bill provides Chicago and otherIllinois cities of more than 50,000with the authority to secure federalloans and grants of money for wip¬ing out slum tenements.Friday, March 9, Mr. Ascher willdeliver the final lecture on Housingin the Social Science assembly hallat 3:30. He will probably analyze the Seats for the concert will be onsale at the Mandel hall box officeafter March 5 for 50 cents, 75 cents,$1, and $1.50.BACHELOR’S DEGREESThere are 168 names on the pro¬visional list of candidates for thebachelor’s degree posted on the Reg¬istrar’s bulletin board outside CobbHall 104. This list applies to stu¬dents who intend to graduate March20.Students who expect to receivetheir bachelor’s degrees at the Marchconvocation, and whose names arevarious problems and difficulties en- not included in the list, are asked tocountered in Housing regulation, and i see Mrs. Garden, Cobb 102, not lat-attempted solutions • for them, ' er than March 6.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH I, 1934iatlg iMarnnnFOUNDED IN 190iThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publithed tnorninKS ^except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: 62.60' a year; $4.oO by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility ia assumed by the University ot Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into bv The Daily Maroon,Entered as second class matter .March 18. 19113. at tlw post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March a, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINH:ENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE 1. BIESENTHAL, Associate Ei’torBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNeel B. Geraon EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WiabnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles Hoerr Henry KelleyRaymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickDonald Morris Ralph Nicbolsoalean PrussingJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmon Goldsmith Gerald SternFrank Davis EMward Schaar Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise GraverGeorg Mann Linton J. KeithNight Editor: Charles HoenrThursday, March 1, 1934PRESIDENT ROOSEVELTWILL RECEIVE SOME CARDS ....When a scientist and a philosopher of this uni-sity met to debate scientific method, and specifi¬cally scentific method as practiced at the Univer¬sity of Chicago, Mandel Hall was packed with anenthusiastic audience of faculty members and stu¬dents who had come out to see the blood.Aside from the sanguinity of their academic ap¬petites, many listeners were doubtless interestedin the debate as a discussion which would ulti¬mately affect theories of education.For some time, under the sponsorship of TheDaily Maroon, educational theories have been hot¬ly discussed. Students and faculty have shownthemselves to be genuinely interested in education.All who are genuinely interested in educationare aware of a situation which has existed in Chi¬cago for many weary months—a situation whichis daily becoming more hopeless. The plight ofChicago public school teachers is a subject familiarto everyone — in fact, too familiar; for citizenshave become inured to the desperateness of thesituation and are no longer stirred by cries for asolution.Whether the existing municipal administrativestructure is innately cumbersome and inadequate,or whether it is permeated with graft and crook¬edness, the Chicago educational system has beenbroken down and threatens to collapse. The Boardof Education is prepared to cut the school budgeteven more drastically for 1934, and there is stillslight promise that the teachers will be paid theseven months’ back salary which is due them.President Hutchins has carefully analyzed edu¬cation in America, and believes that public edu¬cation is fundamentally a concern of the federalgovernment. “I have come reluctantly, even pain¬fully, to the conclusion that the Federal govern¬ment must take an active part in public educa¬tion,” he said in a recent speech. His belief isnot that federal activities should be temporarymeasures to meet an emergency, but that theyshould be embodied in a permanent structure andbecome part of the permanent policy of the gov¬ernment. “I believe that there must be a Secre¬tary for Education in the Cabinet,” he said.In past months the teachers have made dram¬atic appeals to the local Board of Education, allof which have proved to be fruitless. Local agen¬cies are unable to cope with the situation. Re¬cently there has sprung up a movement among theteachers to make an appeal to President Rooseveltfor federal aid.In addition to the permanent justification forfederal^ aid, the Chicago teachers have amplecauM to make their appeal in the pressing emer¬gency of their condition.Beginning spontaneously, the movement has crystallized into a plan through which all inter¬ested persons will be able to do their part. Theplan is to wage a mass postal card campaign.Thousands of cards have been prepared and ad¬dressed to President Roosevelt. They bear thefollowing message:“We have lost faith in the ability of our localpolitical organizations to solve the problem of theschool budget. We appeal, therefore, to you tosecure federal financial aid to save that basis ofdemocracy—free public education."Beginning today a supply of postal cards willbe maintained in the office of The Daily Maroonin Lexington Hall. It should be easy for everyoneto dispose of several cards. All students and fac¬ulty members are urged to obtain as many cardsas they plan to have signed. After the cards havebeen signed, they should be returned so that theycan be mailed in large numbers at strategic inter¬vals. Because of the patent inability of the teach¬ers to pay for these cards, each signature shouldbe accompanied by one cent to meet the cost ofthe postage.The success of this plan depends upon the will¬ingness of everyone to participate. The issue isvital to every member of the university commun¬ity. The Daily Maroon most urgently requests co¬operation, so that this mass appeal may be madeeffective. There is no one too mean or too in¬different to contribute his signature and one pennyto this cause.—P. C. HARMNSlNDGANSSTUDY YKRTIESOF HEAVY HYDROGEN Prom inen t Soda listLectures TomorrowThe Travelling BazaarBY CHARLES (“Scribleru.”) TYROLER |FROM THE INNER SANCTUM OF FRANK O’HARAWay back in the hazy years around the nine¬teen hundred and teens there wasn’t any Mirroras we know it but there was the W. A. A.Fortfolw show. Imagine a woman’s athletic asso¬ciation putting on a revue! They used to give ashow every other year and although only womenwere permitted to act in the show, they welcomedskit, music and lyric contributions from the op¬posite sex. This enterprise sorta died out....theyear came for production and it didn’t show up.Some people felt badly as we will see later but toothers it wasn’t a matter of any great import¬ance. But the University woman was not to bedenied.... in 1924, one hundred and twenty-fivewomen joined the Dramatic Association for theexpress purpose of clearing the way for an all¬female revue two years later! This smacks of ad¬mirable far-sightedness we should say. And sureenough in 1926 the first Mirror appeared. It wascalled “Where Are We Going?’’ and we’ll betthey were rather anxious to know on openingnight. The cast was entirely female and the or¬chestra was entirely composed of students. Thesecond show was called “Here We Are’’ forMirror had taken its place along with other dra¬matic activities as an established institution. BobGraf was the first man to appear in Mirror andhis appearance was accidental. He was caughton stage fixing props by the opening curtain!Mirror went along nicely but one difficulty hadarisen. Women posing as men were neither con¬vincing nor funny. So in 1931 with a slight sighfollowed by a feeling of relief. Mirror became co¬educational. But the Mirror girls weren’t quitecontent to Just bring men into their show out ofa clear sky. So although the audience came toMirror expecting to see men, they were surprisedto find that only females were present on stagpuntil the finale of the first act. The women justwanted to show that they really didn’t need themen but that they thought it would improve theshow. It did!So through all these years. Mirror has been agala affair and the campus great have patron¬ized it and made it the fine production that it isevery year. Frankie Dee, the movie actress, madeher first stage appearance in the Mirror choruson Mandel Hall stage in 1927! George Morgen-stem and JoRTi Howe wrote skits for the show.Dexter Masters, present editor of Tide, was acontributor of skits to Mirror productions. GeorgeDillon, Pulitzer Prize poet, tried to write lyricsbut couldn’t adapt himself! But Sterling North,his literary compatriot of the time, could and did.One of his, “Helen of Troy,” was later used byBeatrice Lillie in New York and London. Anoth¬er:7 WANT A REGULAR MANI’m tired of aestheticsAnd lack of cosmeticsI’m sick of th-e Colony lifeI never was meant forLife in a tent orA poet or novelist’s wifeJ want a regular man!When the last line was sung Milt Mayer aiida group of campus literati stood up in the audi-ace with arms extended. Whether {banned or not,it wis good for the biggest laugh of the eveniiig.(To be continued tomorrow) By RAYMOND LAHR“Heavy water,” containing thenewly discovered heavy isotope ofhydrogen, is opening new studies tothe ever-widening field of chemistry.The University’s research on theheavy isotope is being conducted byWilliam D. Harkins, professor ofChemistry and David M. Gans, in¬structor in Physico-Chemical Re¬search. This^ new atomic form ju.strecently was discovered in thestudies conducted under the supervi¬sion of Professor Ury at ColumbiaUniversity.The new form has an atomicweight of 2.0135, which is approxim¬ately twice as heavy as ordinaryhydrogen. In this, hydrogen is uniquesince its isotopes must have suchcomparatively great differences inweight.Source of HydrogenSince the commonest source of jhydrogen is water the isotope is ob-1tained from that liquid. In water, in Iwhich the atoms of hydrogen are in Icombination with one of oxygen, the |molecular weight is commonly 18. jWhen the heavy hydrogen is con-1tained in the molecule, the weight is |ordinarily 20, although it may be 21 jor 22 since there are also two iso- 1topes of oxygen. Furthermore, if ithere is one atom of each of the!isotopic form.<» of hydrogen in com-1bination with an atom of oxygen, !there may be a water molecule whose ^weight is 19. 'The important property of the jheavy form of water, which is essen¬tial in obtaining concentrating sam- ;pies of the product, is the tendencyfor it to be more stable in electroly¬sis. It is with this that Professor IHarkins has thus far been chiefly ;concerned. More advanced .studies !have not pas.sed their initial stages.Water Under ElectrolysisSince the heavier molecule of wa¬ter is less apt to break down underelectrolysis, when ordinary water iselectrolyzed the “heavy water” isgradually obtained in a more con¬centrated form. Common sea watercontains the heavier molecules inthe proportion of approximately onehundredth of one per cent; that is,there is only one ounce of “heavywater” in one hundred gallons of seawater. In order to save the initialcosts in electrolysis, water is obtain-ed from factories which manufacturehydrogen commercially. These sam¬ples, which have already been elec¬trolyzed to a considerable extent,may contain ten times as great aproportion of the desired product orapproximately one tenth of one percent. The water is fuither electro¬lyzed in the laboratories in Jones.When tests of the gas given off showthat there is a considerable propor¬tion of the heavy isotope given off,the e.scaping gas is burnt, water isobtained, and the resulting productis again subjected to electrolysis. jThe latest yields in the laboratoryin Jones contain about 85 per centof the “heavy water.”The research to which the discov- ;ery of the hydrogen isotope leads is ia study of the properties of com¬pounds in which the heavier form is 1contained. It is known that life can-1 Frank Crocswaithnot exist in 100 per cent samples of“heavy water.” Life processes arecorrespondingly checked in propor¬tion to the percentage of “heavy \<ra-,ter” in the product used. There may ibe other great effects produced indrugs and other compound.s in whichhydrogen is contained.The physical properties of the ■compounds will also be changed. Thefreezing point of “heavy water” isfour degrees higher than that of or¬dinary water, and the boiling pointis also slightly higher. The densityis approximately ten per cent geat-er.Gans intends to bombard saniplesof the heavy isotope of hydrogenwith neutrons as has been previouslydone with the nitrogen. It is notknown what the result will be. Ifthe atoms can be made to disinte¬grate, ordinary hydrogen may be ob-tained. 1st AnnualJewishStudentsFoundationDanceHANGER OF THEHOTEL LA SALLESunday Evening,March 11Dave Cunningham’sBroadcastingOrchestra - Radioand Stage Enter¬tainment.INFORMAL$1.50 per couple ~ 9-1DREXa THEATRE86S B. UrdThuraday, March latWALLACE BEERYin“FLESH’»Mata. Daily 16c till 1:68U/ftat^CLYDELUCAS' and his CaliforniaDONS .'WithROMO VINCENTAINSLEY LAMBERT DANCERSTERRACEGARDENMORRISON HOTELCaArrmwawMw22SUPPERSJ, from 9P.M tif! ' IFrom 27 links....ONE STRONG SYSTEMWelded together by common policies and ideals,the 27 Bell System companies work as one.Operation is in the hands of 24 associated tele¬phone companies — each attuned to the area itserves. Scientific research and manufacture of appara¬tus are delegated to Bell Telephone Laboratories andWestern Electric. Co-ordination of all System ac¬tivities is a function of the American Telephoneand Telegraph Company.Thanks to the skilful teamwork of these manyBell System units, you can talk to almost anyone,anywhere, anytime!BELL TELEPHONE SYSTEMWHY NOT TBLBPHONB HOMB ONCE BACH WBBKfRBVBBSB THB CHAR<iB8 IB TOD* FOLKS AGRBB.Page ThreeMAROONS TROONCEWILOGAT MATMENTO TONE OF 18-16Ed Bedrava Pins Sutton in |Final Bout to Capture i. 2 Point MarginEd Bedrava’s pinning of Suttoir,the Northwestern heavyweight, wasthe margrin by w^ich the Maroonwrestlers took their second straightvictory from the Wildcats last nightat Bartlett gym, 18 to 16. Chicagohad an easy time winning the lighterweight bouts, but Northwesternknotted the count up at 13 to 13by taking the next three bouts, andthen went ahead on Venca’s decisionover Giles. Bedrava, matched upwith an opponent forty pounds heavi¬er than he in the heavyweight class,then went to work and after squirm¬ing out of his foe’s early hold, laidhis man to the mat in short order, jBarton, Maroon 118-pounder, jwent right out after Jamieson andafter four minutes of straining, jpinned him. The Bemstein-Burley 1bout at 126 pounds started slowly, jbut Bemsbjin clearly proved his su-!periority by downing Burley in nine Iminutes. Gorman, the local 136- jpounder, had a tough time with |Moore but finally managed to win Iout in the overtime period. \Maroons Lose 4 BoutsThe next four bouts were all INorthwestern. Hanley, at 145- !pounds, proved too strong for jKracke and gained a 6:58 time ad-jvantage. Captain Bargeman, at 155 jpounds, suffered a broken rib earlyin his match with Kaufman, North-;western’s main hope, and was hand- jicapped to such an extent that lKaufman wa.s able to down him af- ^ter nine minutes of struggling. 'Another five points was added to ;the Wildcat total when Horstings.165-pounder, put a keylock on But¬ler which was good enough to win |in 5:35. The Giles-Venca Dout at 175 'pounds was dull, w'ith Venca ekeing 'out a victory in 3:07.The Maroon grapplers entrainedimmediately after the meet for ashort eastern trip. They w'ill faceOhio University today in a match atAthens, Ohio. Saturday they travelto I.«nca«ter, - Pennsylvania to en-!counter the Franklin & Marshall Col-1lege representatives. Coach Vorresis taking ten wrestlers with him onthis jaunt: Barton, Bernstein, Go'*- jman, Howard, Kracke, Butler, !Bargeman, Giles, Bedrava, and Pe- jsek.Summary of the meet:118-lb. class—Barton (C) threwJamieson (N) in 4 minutes.126-lb. clasjA—Bernstein (C)threw Burley (N) in 9 minutes.135-lb. class—Gorman (C) defeat¬ed Moore (N). Time advantage:5:05 (overtime.)145-lb. class—Hanley (N) defeat¬ed Kracke (C). Time advantage:'6:58.15b-lb. cla.ss—Kaufman (N)threw Bargeman (C) in 9 minutes.165-lb. class—Horstings (N)threw Butler (C) in 6:35.175-lb. class—Venca (N) defeated 'Giles (C). Time advantage: 3:07.Heavyweight—Bedrava (C) threw ,Sutton (N) in 3:40. ,CLASSIFIED ADSF'OR SALE—Tuxedo, hand tail¬ored. Size about 36. Like new at lessthan half of original price. Dorchest¬er 6282.ANNOUNCINGthe newBantam CocktailWagonat theFlamingo55th St. at the LakeSUITES FURNISHEDforPrivate Dinner PartiesatNo Extra Cost THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 1, 1934Conference CageRace Slows Downwith Final GamesPurdue has again clinched theBig Ten basketball title, its third inthe last five years. More a stand¬out this season than most confer¬ence champions of the past, the Boil¬ermakers have aveiraged over 40points a game in their nine victoriesand one loss to date. Though thecrown was not mathematically wonuntil Monday night when the Badg¬ers were unable to drop the Lafay¬ette five, little doubt as to the nameof the ultimate champion remainedonce the season got under way.Norm Cottom, high scoring star ina team of five stars, appears to be acinch to capture individual highpoint honors. His teammate, EmmettLowery, at floor guard, has alsodone much to enable Purdue to coastthrough all but one or two of itsgames.Favor PurpleNorthwestern, Wisconsin, andIndiana all have a chance for therunnerup position, but the Wildcats.should have the easiest time of it.The Hoosiers play the Boilennakerson Saturday which should put themout of the running, and while thePurple will have trouble with Chi¬cago on the same evening, they arefavored to win. The latter contestwill be the final game of the yearfor both local fives, and even if theMaroons win it is impo.ssible forthem to better their present positionin the conference cellar.If Bill Haarlow is, able to scoreat least eight more points thanNorthwestern’s lanky center, Fisher,he will be second to (’ottom in thescoring race. Haarlow, on the recordbooks for ten games played in, hasreally only engaged in nine. TheMinnesota encounter, in which he dis¬located his toe, found him on thefloor for a scant two minutes.FEDERAL BUREAUfContinued from page 1)cago area: 1) a we.st side office, 2')a south side office for Negro work¬ers, 3) a loop office for white fe¬male day workers, and 4) a centra'loop office which will include gen¬eral administration and research de¬partments.The service will include a depart-iiient for medical service, and forpsychological and psychiatrical treat¬ment. MAROON POLOISTSENGAGE IlLINOIS INMATGR SATOROATjBoth Teams Present RevisedLineups in Second Meetof SeasonLt. R. P. Clay brings his unde¬feated mini polo team to the ChicagoRiding club to meet the MaroonsSaturday in what promises to be oneof the best games of the season. Al¬though leading the conference atpresent, the Orange and Blue entryhas played all its games on its homefloor, a two-by-four affair whichplaces visiting teams under a handi¬cap. The wide open spaces of theriding club, ground for which, inci-dently, was broken exactly ten yearsago, may seriously annoy the downstaters.In the last meeting between thetwo teams at Champaign, the Ma¬roons were ahead until the finalchukker when Ray Ickes was forcedto leave the game with a brokennose. Illinois then preceded to winhandily over the demoralized Chica¬goans, who were handicapped bystrange and inexperienced mounts.Shift BentonLt. Price is experimenting on anew lineup, which may see actionSaturday. Captain Bruce Benson,whose driving, slashing attack hasfeatured most of the games, may beshifted to No. 2 post, where his ag-gresiveness will be more valuable.Formerly at No. 3, Benson displayedj a tendency to be “sucked” out of po¬sition, leaving the goal wide open forenemy .shots. Bob Hepple, who hasno trouble staying in any one place! except the saddle, will be shifted toj the defensive post, with TommyI Wason at No. 1.: Illinois ha.s also shifted its lineupslightly, sending Shamel from No. 3, up to the forward post where he cantake more shots. Captain Lou Alyearemains at No. 2, while Teeman hasdropped back to No. 3 where hi*steadiness will be more of an assetI to the team.Tickets to the game, which startstat 8:15, are available at the Mili¬tary office. Two weeks ago, when; the Maroons played Iowa, the hall! was jammed to capacity, and spec-I tators are urged to secure ticketsI promptly.“Spring” football training ha.s al-I l eady been started at the University1 of Alabama, with 42 candidates re-, porting for practice. Four UndefeatedI-M Teams Clashin Games TonightFour unbeaten intramural basket¬ball teams clash tonight to decidej the fraternity and dormitory-inde-' pendent championships. The winnersj of these titles play next week for theall-University championship.Phi Delt and Phi B. D., with sevenvictories apiece to their credit, tangle; for the fraternity lead in the firstI game of the evening at 8. Phi Delt,, Gamma leagpie champion, has reach-(ed the semi-finals by defeating PsiI U., 16 to 7, and Alpha Delt, 23 toI 14. Aufdenspring and Granert seem: to be the main cogs in their attack.I Phi B. D took the Beta leaguechampionship easily and have won[ both of their play-off tilts by wideI margins. They downed the D. K. E.squad, 27 to 13, and the Alpha Sigs,28 to 15. Marver is their best shot,but either Pritikin, who plays on thefre.shman squad, or T. Weiss are like¬ly to find the hoop any time.“37” Club, Chiselers PlayThe “37” club, dormitory leaguewinners, and the Chiselers, cham¬pions of the independents meet at8:45 to determine which shall carrythe colors of the unorganized menagainst the Greek group champs.Both of the “37” club wins in theplay-offs have been close last minutedecisions. They eked out a 20 to 19victory over Burette and Balance,and a 19 to 17 win from the Medics.The Chiselers, on the other hand,have literally walked away withtheir opposition, taking the Bach¬elors, 40 to 8, and Hoffer’s Reds, 30to 11.In a third game at 9:30, the PsiU. second team and the Phi Psi sec¬onds play for the championship ofIota league. The second team leagueis not in the competition for all-University honors. On the eveningof the finals, next Tuesday or Wed¬nesday, Alpha Delt and ALlpha Sigmeet for third place fraternity hon¬ors.EXHIBITION MATCHColeman .Clark, Johnny Lehman,Yoshio Fushimi, and Sih-Kung Vong,international ping pong stars, willplay an exhibition match at Interna¬tional house this evening at 8. Clarkwill meet Lehman and Fushimi willoppose Vong in the singles, while theWesterners will team against theEasterners in the doubles. Admissionis 25 cents. sfcp aheadis stepping upthe pulseof a campuslostin thewinter shadows - - -we know that you’ve heardalmost all there is to hearabout the 1934 editionof mirrorhow the veteran tappers are havingto step to keep ahead of the up andcoming sextettehow jane is in turnthreatening to steal the showfrom them bothhow drip is putting over thelucky guy numberhow everyone is humming.winter shadowsin short how it’s again the breezyfast moving glorified reflection ofcleverest wit of the campuswhich has, each year at this timeour staid old alma materall of a tingle in anticipationyes we knowthat you’re already humming the hit tunes . . . .and wouldn’t let president hutchinsand his whole new plankeep you away—butdid you also knowthat good ole mandel hallis practically sold out these many daysand that if you don’t hurryand get your ticketyou’ll have to watch the showfrom the cat walk back stage '. .a few tickets for both friday and Saturday . . . .at fifty cents and a dollar are still available . . . .at the box office in mandel hallON CAIAELSmy nerves ... and, boy,u<MA# nnnn they TASTE!SRVOOS. upsetCAMELS COSTLIER TOBACCOS, YOU CAN SMOKE THEM STEADILY... BECAUSE THEYNEVER GET ON YOUR NERVES ... NEVER TIRE YOUR TASTE ! [I-jI!Page Four TME DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. MARCH 1. 1934SportFlashesBasketball Title—Roberts—Ex-Maroon—Wrestling Championship— GYM TEAM JOURNEYSTO URBANA TO TAKEON ILLINOIS FOES-By TOM BARTON-Purdue has cinched the Big Tentitle, thereby winning its third undis¬puted conference championship infive years. The Boilermakers, boast¬ing the smallest team in the Big Ten,have averaged 42 points a game fora pretty fair accumulation of bask¬ets for the year.In winning the Big Ten title thisyear the Boilermakers took perman¬ent possession of the AllertonTrophy, symbolic of the Big Tenbasket championship. When the cupwas first presented, the firet team towin three points was to have perman¬ent possession. Purdue counted ahalf point when it tied with Indianain 1928. In 1930 and 1932 with un¬disputed titles it raised its total to21/2, and this year’s undisputedchampionship gave it 3yj and thetrophy.** **John Roberts, Chicago’s triple¬threat gymnast, diver, and track manwas too busy Tuesday to have hispicture taken with the swim team be¬cause the track team had a meet.Despite his “jack-of-all-trades” abil¬ity, Roberts looks like a possible win¬ner in the Big Ten meet this month.Roberts has been pole-vaulting closeto thirteen feet and after the Loy¬ola meet high-jumped 6 feet threeinches. Thirteen feet is a cinch fora place in the Big Ten and Robertsmay give Willis Ward, Michigan’sone-man track team, some competi¬tion in high jump.«« ** **John Brooks, who some of youmay recall was a fair trackman lastyear, and a couple of years previ¬ously, broad jumped 23 feet 10inches to place third in the NationalIndoor Track and Field champion¬ships last Saturday. Brooks has beenworking out regularly in the field-house in preparation for the CentralA . A. U. games this month.** ** **While wrestling does not bestirtoo much attention on this campus,Bloomington and Champaign are allagog over the impending meetingSaturday of the Indiana and Illinoiswrestling teams. This encounter willdecide the team championships of theconference, although the individualchampionships will not be decideduntil March 9 at Bloomington. 3,500tickets are expected to be sold atUrbana for the Indiana-Illinois mat jfeud. Chicago’s grapplers tied Illi- jnois here, but were beaten at Ur- jbana. Leaving Saturday morning, the !Maroon gymnastic team journeys jdown to Urbana to take on Illinois Iin their first out of town meet of the Jseason. The Illini are formidable jfoes, as is shown by the fact that ithey lost a close meet to the strong IMinnesota squad by only 14 points |a week ago. iThe Maroon turners are rapidly ;approaching tip-top condition, andshould be in their best form by iMarch 9, the date of the conference jmeet in Bartlett gym. Fair and Han-1ley have both improved greatly onthe horizontal bar, but Wayman ofthe Illini should give them somestrong competition. Schneider hasperfected his technique on the sidehorse and, along with Wrighte andHanley, will present a strong com¬bination against which Capt. Torreswill have a hard time gaining pointsfor the Illini. Nordhaus has addeda back flip to his repertoire, whichshould do much to influence thejudges when he, along with Wrighteand Constantine, meet Jennings andTemple, the strong Illinois tumblingcombination. The duel betweenCaptains Wrighte and Torres, bothstars of their respective teams,should add zest to the meet.Illinois has lost two meets, toTurner College and to Minnesota,while the Maroons have won all oftheir contests, including a triumphover Minnesota last week. Today on theQnadrangiesREACH SEMI-FINALS INHANDBALL, PING PONGPlay is now starting in the semi¬finals of the intramural ping pongand handball tournaments.In the independent division pingpong singles, Glickman, Teles, Win¬ter, and McNeil are the survivors ofthe starting field. McNiffen-Giffen,Teles-Valentine, Cohen-Sayvetz, andEntin-Horecker are the teams re¬maining in the doubles race. Kerr,Alpha Delt; Nelson, Beta; and Mc¬Gee, Alpha Delt, have entered thesemi-finals in the fraternity division.T. Weiss, Phi B. D., is in the quarterfinals.Contestants in the semi-finals ofthe fraternity handball singles areGraham, Phi Pi Phi; Rubin, K. N.;Heide, D. U.; and Danenbauer, PhiDelt. The doubles teams are: Prince-Marver, Phi B. D.; Kasden-Askow,K. N.; Rubin-Bemstein, K. N.;Porte-Melnick, Phi B. D. Independ¬ent singles semi-finalists are W. Mc-Diarmid and J. McDiarmid. Adlerand Fla.sh are in the quarter finals.The team of Graham-Wenaas hasentered the doubles semi-finals, andKarnousky-Wight and Singer-Her-stone are in the quarter finals. Water Poloists HeadToward ConferenceChampionship FlagWith only Purdue left on theirconference schedule and only two igoals scored on them as yet, the ,Maroon water polo outfit is headed jtoward the conference title. TheBoilermakers, who are reputed to jhave a strong team, are an unknown !quantity as far as conference com¬petition is concerned as they did notengage Big Ten teams last year.However, Illinois was considered byCoach McGillivray’s men to be theirmost difficult opponent; and withthe Orange and Blue now in thebackground, Chicago should have anea.sy road to the confe’^ence cham- ipionship. jThe personnel of the squad is es- Isentially the same as when it twice |tied and was once defeated by the jIllinois A. C. aggregation. National :A. A. U. champs in 1932 and 1933.The forward line, composed of Cap- !tain Frank Nahser, Phil Stein, andChuck Dwyer, has proved to be a fine loffensive combination, while GeorgeNicoll, Don Bellstrom, and HubertWill have managed their guard posi¬tions in fine style. Goal-tender Dan 'Glomset, swimming captain, has ,proved his efficiency by the fact :that only two shots have passed him iduring the Wi.sconsin and Illinois 1games. With two such able substi- !tutes as Merritt Bush and Ray Mac- Idonald to lend aid when necessary, a jconference title for the water polo Iteam may be considered in the bag. The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:David Kutner. Assistant: EdgarGreenebaum.Music and ReligionPhonograph concert. Social Sci¬ence assembly hall at 12:30.“Does the Church Hinder Prog¬ress?” Associate Professor Charle.*?T. Holman. Joseph Bond chapel at12. ;Lecture* |“Principle of Cooperation.” Pro-1fessor Warder C. Allee. Eckhart 133at 8.“Personality and Compatibility in iMarriage.” Dr. Leonard S. Cottrell, jFullerton hall, the Art Institute at i6:45.“How Can the Minister Get IPacts?” Professor Arthur E. Holt. ;Swift common room at 7:30.Undergraduate Organization*Socialist club. “Students and So¬cialism.” Frank Crosswaith. SocialScience assembly hall at 4. :Avukah. “2400 Years Old.” Rab- ‘bi Israel H. Weirfeld. Y.W.C.A. iroom, Ida Noyes hall at 3:30. 'S.S.A. club. “Having the Right'Attitude Toward Other People.” J.Prentice Murphy. Harper M 11 at 8. jUndergraduate French club. Cobb '415 at 3:30. 1Dames club. Ida Noves theater at7:45. IArrian. Y W.C.A. room, IdaNoyes hall, at 8:30.MiscellaneousAnti-war symposium in Kent 106 ;at 8. Assistant profe.ssor Frederick ,L. Schuman and Colonel W. R. Math- ieny. Under auspices of United Anti- ;War Association. ,Tryouts for Freshman Women’s'council fashion show. Ida Noyes the¬ater at 12.Social Science special di.scussion igroups. Associate professor Harry D. jGideonse. Classics 34 at 5. Associateprofessor Louis Wirth. S.S.A. 107at 3:30.Renaissance Society exhibition ofpaintings by Survake and Duffy.Wiebolat 205, 2-5. Your Moneys WorthYou’ll get it several times over in these tasty butmoderately priced luncheons.THREE OF THE MANY SPECIALS WHICH WILL BE SERVEDTHE REMAINDER OF THE WEEKChoice ofSpring Vegetable SouporPineapple Tapioca PuddingCreamed Tuna Fish in Pattie ShellSaratoga ChipsTea - Coffee or Milk - 25cGrilled Minute SteakMashed or French Fried PotatoesSaladTea - Coffee or Milk - 25cOr you may like one of our Special Lenten Features—An Open Face Kraft Rainbow Cream Cheese Sandwich withPickle and Olives - 2C)cThe many years of perfect service rendered by the Maid-Rite Shops to the University community and the uniformly highstandards of food which we have maintained, have establisheda reputation for quality which is unquestioned — but may wenow ask you to pause for a minute and consider our food values—our moderate money saving prices? When you do, we are sureyou will agree that this is truly your money’s worth.The Maid-Rite Shops, Inc.Where College Students Meet and Eat1309 E. 57th St 1320 E. 57th StTwo Blocks east of Mandel HallPISTOL TEAM FINDSIT LOST 3.WAY MEETAlthough they just found it outyesterday, the R. O. T. C. pistol teamplaced third in a triangular tele¬graphic pistol meet with Cornelluniversity and Culver Military acad¬emy held last Thureday. The recentEa.stem snow storm, which held upmail delivery from Ithaca, causedthe postponement of the announce¬ment of the result.Cornell won the meet, scoring1360 points. Culver took secondwith 1228, while Chicago trailed with1223.High man for the University inpoints was Rawsor. White with 263in comparison with Cornell’s best, W.A Schultz, with 275, and Culver’shigh scorer, F. Zeamer, who brought249 points for his team.The other members of the Univer¬sity team and their scores are: JackChristian, 253; Edwin Irons, 244;Robert Johnson, 234; and CharlesButler, 229.PROFESSOR or STUDENTYou’l! enjoy the quiet home-like atmosphere of theWOODLAWN APARTMENTS5238-40 Woodlawn Avenue1-2 rooms completely furnished including maid serviceand G. E. refrigeration$35-$45ft TWO STUDENTS AT THE SAME RATE “T^RANKLY, don’t you feel aA bit annoyed when someonetries to tell you what cigaretteyou ought to smoke? It seemsto me that’s a question for yourtaste to decide.“/ say all the leading brands aregood. But I’ve settled down toOLD GOLDS because they’re sonicely made, so smooth and mild,and free of bite and rasp. “Maybe that won’t mean athing to you. I’m just suggest¬ing that you try OLD GOLDSa few days ... and then let yourtaste decide.”No better tobacco grows than isused in old qolds. And they arePURE. (No artificial fla.voring)rui|| in on T»D Pio-Rito’8 sensational Hollywood Orchestra every Wednesday nlght-OolumW*AMERICA’S CIGARETTE/SECTIONNational Collegiate News in Picture and ParagraphFORMING NEW GRID RULES—HarryStuhldreher, of Villanova, Lou Little, ofColumbia, and Fritz Crisler, of Princeton,'talk things over at the New York coachesmeeting. wide World PhotoLEAGUE PRESIDENT —Grace Mayer, head of theUniversity o f Michiganwomen’s club.CO-ED SKIERS IN THE WEST wearcostumes like this, according to this LosAngeles Junior College co-ed model.LO IN FOR BIG MODELS—University of South-liornia co-eds hold their classes out of doors whenf die hired to pose for them. Kevsl..ne View PhotoKeystone V % / MSIZE—The book is three-sixteenths by six-sixteenths of an inch in dimensions, and itmakes this ordinary cigaret look stupendous.Keystone View PhotoNATIONAL CHAMPlpNS^The Okla¬homa. City ,University co-ed: basketball-team has won* 78 consecutive games.HYMNBOOK^ COLLECTOR=-D«|,.Rr,G. McCutchan: D«-Pauw'^* University, is pictured BUILDS OWN PLANE—North C.iiol:njState College’s Curry', a member <>tPhi Epsilon, completed this plane in jnaeronautical laboratory course*' '4m hisjibrary where he has thelargest collection , of hymn.books in AmericaBenjamin CardozoColumbia University ’89An outstanding liberal judge of theUnited States Supreme Court, JusticeCardozo has followed a brilliant careerin law. From the highest legal positionin his home state. Chief Justice of theNew York Court of Appeals, he was ele¬vated to his present post by PresidentHoover in 1931. He is particularlyfamed for his brilliant literary style andhis works on the philosophy of law. Hehas been honored with degrees fromYale, New York University, Michigan.Harvard, and St. John’s in Brooklyn. Ernest Hiram LindleyUniversity of Indiana ’93Before he assumed his present high po¬sition of Chancellor of the University ofKansas in 1920, Dr. Lindley was presi¬dent of the University of Idaho, afterhaving a brilliant career in the held ofactual university instruction at ClarkUniversity and at his alma mater as pro-f e s s o r of philosophy. He has beenawarded honorary degrees from his almamater and from the University of Iowa,is the author of many volumes, and is amember of the outstanding educationalorganizations of the Onited States.V Willis George GregoryUniversity of Buffalo ’82The “dean of American deans of phar-t. macy,’’ Dr. Gregory has headed his almaimater’s school of pharmacy since 1890?coming to that position just four yearsalter his graduation from the sameschool. For 30 years he has been amember of the U. S. Pharmacopoeial Re-;vision Committee and of the New YorkState . Board of Pharmacy.* He is amember of various other ipharmaceuticalassociations and is active in Buffalo's*alumni organizations. ^HtADUNERSBetty RamsdcU, member ofMortar Board. Y. W. C. A.,W. S. G. A., ahd Phi Upsilonat University of Minnesota.Dean Ralph L. Watts, whohas just completed 25 yearsof service at Penn State Col¬lege.Cadet Colonel J. L. Schaff-ner, Pershing medal winnerat Purdue University. MID-WEST COACHES DISCUSS NEXT SEASON—Noble Kizer ofPurdue, Ossie Solem of Iowa, Dick Hanley of Northwestern, andElmer Layden of Notre Dame, caught together at a recent coachesmeeting. Keymone View Photo CUNNINGHAM WINSANOTHER — and the fa¬mous University of Kansasmiler is presented with theWanamaker cup after heclocked in the brilliant timeof 4 min., 11.2 seconds.Keystone View PhotoSOUTH'S RHODES SCHOL¬ARS—E. T. Booth. Jr., Uni¬versity of Georgia, and RobertBarnett, University of NorthCarolina (standing) ; G. A.,Gor¬don. Jr., Yale, and H. C. Pol¬lack. University of Virginia.Keystone View Photo •MRS. MOONLIGHT" is thename of the New Jersey Col¬lege for Women production,starring Ruth Penhollow.Keystone V'iew PhotoGUARDIAN OF TRADITION-This old cannon and granite boulder arc all that remain of the pre-Civil War period at the University of Alabama. h ik E PhotoGLIDER STUDENTS at theCase School of Applied Science.35 MEMBERS ofthe family of Vir¬ginia Spence haveattended ChristianCollege, j She isshown with Pres.Edgar D. Lee.TIDE EBBS AND FLOWS BY HAND—A modelof the Buzzards Bay end of Cape Cod m thehydraulic laboratory of the Massachusetts Insti¬tute of TechnologyA LEADING SCORER IN BIG TEN—Nelson Culver, co-captain and guard ofNorthwestern’s hoopsters.' ALL-AMERICAN GIRL — Mary-AliceiL" Caldwell, University of Wisconsin co-ed,Iv and queen of the Wisconsin Collegiate' Association. FOREST OF OAl Aforma oarsmen 'THE GIANT KILLERS—Michigan Tech’s puckK artists, whozdefeated the University of Minnesota*hockey'^tfleamt rated as number one of U. S. college>a..j hockey teams.ANOTHER PRODIGY—A W. Cam, 14-ycar-old member ot the University ofGeorgia’s junior class. He is the youngestin the history of the school.Wi.If Woili! flioto •MISS WEST VIRGINIA” — MildredPetty, Marshall College co-ed and formerUniversity of West Virginia student.GREATEST WOMAN FENCER INWORLD — Helene Mayer, of Germany,has enrolled in Scripps College’s school ofKeystone View PhotoA SNOW QUEEN IN HER ELEMENT—Justine Wilson, Winter Queen of KatharineGibbs School in Boston. ^v.de World Photo Tte- ■-r- -VA TRIO OF SPEEDY SWIMMERS—TheYale medley relay team, composed of WalterSaveli, David Linvingston and Charles Pierson,Wide World PhotoARKANSAS^ HISTORIAN-^^-1).Thomas^^hcadP>'of‘ thc^^Univjr^sj^t^otvl"!Arkansas)i:history>^depavtment.Ik^led^y&rnembien^1 f ornia v' Squ i res->1*1' ~-' u ' ■ '• ■' •'mw A Rp E QN.O R A RMifi: EJl. jfss«;eslje xanweie vjcns?'^ ci ^■PtiiiS?lo>ju^Na>aNiS2M a N;Y|)ii.'kiS r»^JH^sii Upsilon iStraternity-,'hous<?^>;at' Un,&n®|fi''^‘^0K i o-liRefe |‘'■.ank ^allegeMl|veMftis#f*Tatk,i nrtyl^h’^sci. ,l.)u .'SflMp(fAMlL£.rBrLLIES' Indiana’’*•^ jr ‘riij KntOi&c^'Sf^L .■'iai,''o>:'feAiiu . ..’»5^«w. ^ ' .,«*/imwtrnsmmuiifRADIOETTES—This trio of Mi¬ami University (Oxford, O.) sing¬ers is featured on the radio andstage.IN THE FOOTHILLS OF THE ROCKIES stands thebeautiful campus of the University of Colorado at Boulder.At the right is a corner of the lake situated on the campus.FOREWN TRARE INJURE! Balanced PROfPERITY'COSTUMES OF OTHERLANDS are worn by WoodburyCollege co-eds, members of theForeign Trade Club.DAVID HARUM" ROGERS is caughton the set with Evelyn Venable duringtht filming of “David Harum.”^^acationina yCollesiate Digest Travel Bureau is organized tohelp you choose an enjoyable vacation, at no costto you. Below you will find a coupon which weask you to check, clip, and send us. We will for¬ward the requested literature to you as soon aspossible.Travel Bureau, Collegiate DigestBox 472, Madison, WisconsinGentlemen: Please send me the literature onthe following:□ Yellowstone Parle□ Rocky Mt. National Pk.□ Europe□ Glacier National Park□ Banff-Lake LouiseI expect to travel by□ railroad □ automobile □ Alaska□ Dude Ranches□ Zion National Pk□ Hawaii□ OtherPATTERNS FOR ALL OCCASIONS—Patterns for afternoonvid dinner frocks and a sports coat are presented in thisweek's fashion parade of coat and dress patterns. At the ex-fieme left is a three-quarter length sports coat of simple, yetattractive design which can be secured in sizes 11, 13, IS, and1' years. The frock illustrated in the same panel can be se¬cured in the same sizes. In the center is a dinner frock whichiiuy be secured in sizes 14 to 20 years, 34 to 44 bust, while atright is a frock of simple design with an ascot collarv'hich comes in sizes 12 to 20 years, 34 to 40 bust.Advance Stylo ORDER PATTERNSfromSECTION114 S. Carroll St.. Madiaon, Wis.Enclose stamps, coins, money or¬der or check for 20 cents foreach pattern and cost of mail¬ing. Please indicate pattern num¬ber and size on order. INAMCI(HOME ADDRESS)V2N18—Printed by the Alco Gravure Inc. of ChicagoTO SAIL A TINY BOATACROSS 9,000 MILESOF OCEAN ww.YOURNERVES?At /UMRTIS(MENI'i/IU.R(YNOlK TOBWtO CO. ropyricht. 1934. H. J. RfjtK.iATRUtVALE OF T«E SEAIN WHICX^ YOUNG MENSAIL gXX^MILES AND-WIN A 4,00(>MIL£ RACEACROSS THEAILANTIC —WHIL E m NEWSPARERSOF WE WORLD N6THEIR PRAISES. V-*.TNERETNEYGO I’M STANDINGON, THE. JftOOMiMD:^EVE GOTTO TAKEanother.REEF IN THEMAINSAIL. YOU SAID ITBUT WEU\WORK HEROFF !hurrah!HURRAHlj WE VE RUNAGROUND!IT'S SNOwmcAND blow¬ing HARDEREVERYMINUTE. NO- I THINK\IT IS the i’lightship ^SHOWN ON THEjiCHART.^^nrWHAT A ]SNOWSTORMlIISYHATALIGHTHOUSE,lOVER THERE?!AHTOf*' THERE-WE WERE-STUCK!GETTING LOOSE AGAIN WASGOING TO BE SOME JOB, SOWE SET TO WORK"' ENTERING THE HARBOR OF KIEL IN ABLINDING SNOWSTORM WE MISTOOK ALIGHTHOUSE FOR A LIGHTSHIP, ANDTRIED TO PASS TO STARBOARD; WHENWE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO PORT.*"WE STARTED FROM TALLINNjESTONiA,HEADED FOR NEW YORK VIA LONDON.SPAIN AND AFRICA. FIRST THINGJWE HITWAS WEATHER,AND PLENTY OF IT/ “IMMERSED 'WE STROLLEDHOURS AFTER 'OUR WATER,FO.NOW MEET TOM OLSEN,WHO TELLS THE STOEY.fancy MNDING YO, HERfWHAT DO YOU SAY T ^ aik(NEW YORK? ~ALL THESE BLANKETSAND ANOTHER HOTDRINK OUGHT TO FIXYOU UP. < ^ESICHAPSILOOK PRETTY![tough! 'JWEIl’GIVE.them a 'WARM .[reception.WE GOTTHROUGH THEKIEL CANAL,TOUCHED 70WIE!iLOOKWHATSI COMING now! Tllbe.READYFORIHENEXTWATCHON PECK.(IENGLAND,I ANDTNEN' IN THE BAYOF BISCAYWE CAUGHTA TERRIFICHURRICANE!' "at DAKAR, we ME" An OLDFRIEND,OWNER OF "Ht'ENnH-,PRISE*. HE SAID HE OJLO BUTUS'fO NEW YORK. wE SAID HE"couldn't. 'AS we PRit'AfttDFORTHE RAGE. A FUNNY Th f.. mAFPEmE?’1 SEVEN SMALL MOORISH GRAFT HEADEDK)R US. THAT SECTION OF THE COASTHAD A BAD NAME _ SO WE UNSLUN6ALL OF OOP ARTILLERY; WHEN THEYSAW WE WERE READY FORThEM-THCYSTOOD back-TO OuR GREAT RELIEF."I WAS ON DECK.AT THE HELM _WHEN A MOUNTAIN OF A WAVESLAPPED ME OUT INTO THE RACINGSEAS.'ONLY A LIFEUNE AND SNAPPYSEAMANSHIP SAVEP MY LIFE. " 'WE RODE THE STORM OUTSUCCESSFULLY AMO HAD i QUIETTIME OF IT FOR A CHANGE.UMTIL ,ONE DAY.OFF THE COAST OF AFRICAAND that is NT THEWORST OF IT-ONLYSIX CAMELS LEFT-1HATE TO THINK WHATYOUR DISPOSITION ISGOING TO BE NOWL BOYS. YOU. WIN'BEFORE YOiu MEETTHE REPORTERS.HOW \ ^ABOUT A CIGAPEHE k"JUST BEFORBWE SHOVEDOFF A FRIENdGAVE US A ICARTON OFJCAMELS.WHAT A 'BREAK FORIUS '.' THEY 1SURE LCtol^GOOD.” GEE. I'MHUNGRY.ANDNOTHINGTO EATBUT RICE!GOODLUCKCAMELS!!YO-' B£T!"WE GOT TOSSED AROUNDPLENTY DURING A SERIESOF STORMS THAT CHASED USAS WE APPROACHED THECOAST OF NEW JERSEY. "THtRACE STARTED WITHTHE'ENTERPRISE'IN THE LEAD.BUT AFTER hitting THE TRADEWINDS, WE QUICKLY OUT- “FIFTY DAYS OUT OF BATHURST.AFRICA, WE CROSSED TNEFINISH LINE JUST FOUR DAYSAHEAD OF THE'enterprise."BUT WE GOT BECALMED IN THEDREADED SARGASSO SEA WHEREWE SLAttED ABOUT FOR 8 LONG DAYSWHILE WE DARNED NEAR STARVED.'DISTANCED THEMFor the sake opYbwR nervesCAMELS ARE MADE FROMFINER, MORE CXPE NS I VCTOBACCOS THAN ANY OTHER /POPULAR BRAND. THEY AREMILDER _ AND HOW GOODTHEY TASTE ! YOU CAN SMOKE A. "CAMELS STEADILY... ALL DAYIONG...WITHOUT UPSETTING YOURNERVES.OR TIRING YOUR TASTE. ^[ THERE'S ONE CIGARETTE THATI CAN SMOKE STEADILY WITH¬OUT getting nervous orrFEO-Up-WltH SMOKING. IMEAN CAMaS. THEY TASTEMILD-NEVER RAT-ANDTHERE IS A DELICATE^^^FLAVOR TO CAMEL'S^^MCOSTUER TOBACCOSTHAT CERTAINLYDOES SET CAMELSATV^RT FROM THElOROiNARY RUNICIGARETTES. .4 IT TAKESHERE'S WHAT'YoM*‘OLSENSAYS ABOUT CAMELS ^»■■ Voj. 34.Cox, KreGeneral Hi•nouncement - ominimum wagnumber'of w<to 30 is an oaid to ^recoverout of five ofsofs interviewDaily MaroonCox SeW NGarfield V.nance in thediets a reductcrease in emped measuresappears someMr. Cox statenouncementshortening of. the codes wasde.'^iresof the istall mjBndatoilation of a 3<event flexibilitttainly preferalmum. Renewawage advancecertainly tendof employmening statement!offer ferw eviihe.a^mentafford to pay oof groat inconto incraaae this throQCh ineiemployment ncreaseJn the iPUa LadnJames O. HBusineM Polugaged in adviiness organiaatany nterits inan incraaae,Uihours and in'erhardly exj^ctview of, profitsunder thb^ .c<Believing thproposed iby 'Jmore into'.thegin and willcrease ratherployment, R.l)roft>aKOT' of dthe School ofthe wage; ,lev‘(when there' aiery def)«mds <which each m*“and we are cby cutting ‘thethrow the'buremployment o(CphtinPredic“Capitalism.sons," Praninegro Sodiali“first, becausecontradictionsI uuse as an(omparable t(which die.s wlto adjust'itselwaith, who iorator, lectiirSocial-i<!t'Y*liih