What of It■By SIDNEY HYMAN-LITTLE KNOWN MEN OFindustryCharlie, the janitor of Mandelhall, belongs to an illustrious line ofcustodians. In him there is the samestuff that raised to fame the humblejanitor in a Paris observatory whodiscovered more than a dozen com¬ets. Through Charlie’s veins therepulsates the same corpuscles thatbrought glory to the University ofPennsylvania janitor who receivedover one hundred medical degrees byproxy for absent graduates. Whenhe left Sweden to come to Americain 1886, Charlie was filled with thedesire to do great things: to be aman of parts—a personality. Andseventeen years ago, when Charliewas appointed custodian of the Man-del hall brooms and sawdust, the op-|)ortunity presented itself for him toindicate his intrinsic worth.Fortune played into his hands in192.5 when a group of young ladiesup in Mitchell tower were possessedby illusions of grandeur. For thefirst time they were going to put ona show that would outsmart smartBlackfriara.Now a plain window gla.ss affordsa view of the whole world, but takethat window glass, tint one of itssides with silver, and on looking intothe window pane, all one sees is one’sself. This is Mirror—common, or¬dinary girls all silvered up. Mandelhall’s boards resounded with theirone-two-three-four-slide, dip, up andover, and Charlie, with cotton stuffedoars, viewed with alarm the tremb¬lings of his beloved Mandel hallhoards. As he explained to me,“They were yumping and staumpinguntil—ooooh I was nearly crazy. I‘inve my own ideas about shoes, butMr. O’Hara, he’s the professor. AndI wouldn’t say anything against theprofessor.”Came the night of the dress re¬hearsal, and on that night Charlieimmortalized himself. Like the manwhose chief claim to fame lies inhis “once having heard Lincoln,”('harlie’s claim to fame lies in his“having been there and is still aliveto tell the facts about it.”Some people place the time of thatfirst dress rehearsal as lasting untilthree in the morning. Others, witha greater flf.re for dramatic narra¬tive, place the hour at six in themorning. We accept Charlie as ourauthority on the subject. “I wasnearly always falling asleep around5:30 or 4:00, when I see the girlslight up their cigarettes in the comerof the hall. I tell them once, twice,hree times not to light up cigarettes;then they lie down real low behindthe seats, like the Blackfriar boys—not much difference—and light up(igarettes, one, two, three times. Iwas tired from chasing all aroundind I swear to myself that some day1 put on a show by myself whereno girls smoke.”And that is what Charlie likes be.stabout this year’s Mirror girls. He<loesn’t have to tell them once, twice,three times not to smoke cigarettes.Ue just has to tell them once everyday, Charlie philosophized, “It’s pro-*'ibition which was making the girlsfor me to fight with ’em with makingsmoke in Mandel. This year’s girlsis a a very nice behaving bunch. Yep,I’m voting for Roosevelt again.”Most amazing of all of Charlie’sattributes is his ability to rememberanyone he has seen even once on thestage of Mandel. He tells me thathe was a little disturbed by the re¬turn to Mandel of a young lady whoilanced in the Mirror production of1 927, He says she was not so prettyas she was when she was smoking<'ne, two, three cigarettes. Nor wasshe so gay as she was then. She didnot know him. But he could tell heroff hand from the way she tiltedher head. And, says Charlie, “Some¬times now, I wish I had let her smokein Mandel, even though it wasagainst the rules. She’s unhappynow, .and I am just the same as Ialways was.” FEDERAL GRANTSPROVIDE WORK FORNEEDY STUDENTSEmergency Relief FundOffers Employmentto 420UNIVERSITY HOLIDAYAll classes will be suspendedMonday, Lincoln’s birthday, aUniversity hoiday. All librarieswill be closed except Chemistry,Classics, College, Education, Har¬per, Modem Language, Rosen-wald, and Social Science readingroom, which will be open from 9to 1. Announcement of the method by |whi<;h the University’s portion of the$100,000,000 Federal Emergency Re¬lief Fund is to be allocated wasmade yesterday by Robert C. Woell-ner, executive secretary of the Boardof Vocational Guidance and Place¬ment. According to Mr. Woellner,approximately 420 students, or 10per cent of the regular student en¬rollment on October 1.5, 1933, willbe given part time employment, pay¬ment for which is to be providedfrom the amount apportioned to theUniversity.It is estimated that over 100,000college students throughout theUnited States will be able to con¬tinue their college work as a resultof the Federal grant. Distributionof the part-time employment andthe payment thereof w'ill be handledthrough the office of the Board ofVocational Guidance and Placementin Cobb 215.Full-time Students OnlyP'ach student desiring employmentunder the terms of the FederalEmergency Fund will be required tofill out a special registration card,and previous registration at thePlacement office will not make a.student eligible for aid under theterms of the new administration act.According to the provisions fordistribution of the funds, only full¬time students, whose financial condi¬tion is such that it would be impos¬sible for them to continue in collegewithout part time work, will be eligi¬ble. This includes both graduates andundergraduates. Students must bejudged by the standards of the Uni¬versity as to character and ability todo college work.The terms of the distribution ofthe grant are as follows:1) Nat more than 76 per cent ofthe funds allotted to any institutionshall be paid to students who wereregularly enrolled in some collegeduring .January, 1934. This meansthat 2!5 per cent of the money mustbe .spent for the benefit of studentswho could not attend during January,1934.Hourly Rate2) The hourly rate of pay for,work shall be not less than 30 centsper hour, but the work rate on in¬dividual jobs will vary according tothe nature of the work. Each stu¬dent adjudged worthy of aid will beallowed a maximum of $15 a month.No student shall work more than 30hours a week, or 8 hours in any oneday.Distribution of the funds will be¬gin as soon as the money is actuallyreceived, and will continue until theend of the current school year. Themoney will be distributed accordingto the ratio of seven men to fourwomen.International HousePresents OrientalProgram TomorrowContinuing the custom of present¬ing several national night programsduring the year. International Housewill sponsor a typical Oriental Nightprogram, participated in by repre¬sentatives of the chief oriental coun¬tries, tomorrow evening at 8:30.The chief feature of the programwill be a play, “The Returned Stu¬dent,” written by C. F. Lo, a stu¬dent at the Chicago TheologicalSeminary.The actors in this three-act dramawill be: C. F. Lo, China; ShwenChing Dju, China; Mrs. R. B. Ron-quillo, the Philippines; MoushengLin, China; Bingham Dai, China;Lillian Chen, China; Eva May Wong,China; Paul Siu, China; CharlesKwock, China; and Miss June Work.The play will be followed by musicand dancing by representatives ofmany oriental countries. Those par¬ticipating in the latter entertainmentare: James MacKenzie, Hawaii; Ram-rao Bhatodekar, India; Toshimi An¬do, Japan; Kong-Ki Karl, Korea;Mrs. R. B. Ronquillo, the Philippines;Alfredo Manat, the Philippines;George Podemski, Poland; and ErnstWilhelmy, Germany. Feature Duet,Trio at ChorusConcert SundayAt a concert of instrumental andvocal music to be held Sunday eve¬ning at Mandel hall at 8 a programof music unfamiliar to Chicagoanswill be presented under the auspicesof the University Chorus,Robert Wallenborn, graduate stu¬dent in Botany, and Cecil M. Smith,director of the University Chorusand assistant professor of Music, will jplay two duets. The first is Chant de IJoie by Honegger and the second |will consist of two excerpLs from“L’Enfant et les Sortileges” by Ra¬vel.A trio composed by Swan Hennes-sy will be presented for the first timein Chicago by Alfred Frankenstein,dlarinet; Bruce Currie, clarinet; andHenry Robinson, bassoon.Mr. Wallenborn will play four se¬lections by Debussy. Four pieces forthe piano and clarinet written byAlban Berg will be played by Mr.Currie and Mr. Wallenborn, AliceMary Baenzinger, contralto, willsing five songs, two composed byStrauss, two by Schubert, and oneby Gluck.Tickets may be purchased at thel>ox office in Mandel hall, from Mr,Smith at the Chicago TheologicalSeminary, or at the door Sunday eve¬ning for 25 cents.This concert is the first of a seriesthe University Chorus will sponsor,in which well known musicians willbe featured. The dates for theseconcerts will be announced later.NAME BRATTSBUR6,CHAPEL FOR RADIO, DEBATE WITH KENTFollowing the New York Univer-sity-Chicago debate last night, Rob¬ert Chapel and Harry Brattsburgwere named to represent the Univer¬sity against Kent College of Law ina radio debate over station WLS onP'ebruary 24. Chicago has the affirm¬ative side of the question “Resolved:That Capitalism has failed.”.Arnold Levin and Jack Rappaportof N. Y. U. opposed Lewis Dextei'and Curtin.- Plopper of Chicagoon the subject, “Resolved: That Youshould be a conscientious objector inthe next war.” Eugene Staley, assist¬ant profoiaor «f Economics, presidedover the debate, which was held inthe Reynolds club.The Chicago debaters upheld theproposition by pointing out the hor¬rors and the futility of war, and itsIndefensibility on any grounds re¬gardless of purposes or results.Contending that passive resist¬ance can not accomplish any progres¬sive act, the New York team assert¬ed, that if objectors were unable torestrain nations from war in peace¬time, they could hardly do so duringactual warfare.The rebuttal developed into a dis¬cussion of the probable effects of aJapanese invasion and conquest ofthe United States. The New Yorkteam will continue its barn.stormingtrip, leaving tomorrow for debateengagements with Western Reserveuniver.sity, Washington and Jefferson,and other schools on the Atlanticseaboard.MASTERS FEATURESCOLLEGE INN SHOWAT VALENTINE DANCEEntertainment by members of theCollege Inn floor show and noveltynumbers by Frankie Masters and hisorchestra will be featured in a thir¬ty-minute floor show to be given inconjunction with the UniversityBand’s matinee dance at 2:30 Wed¬nesday afternoon in Ida Noyes.One of the acts will be put on byEdith Griffith, who impersonatescelebrities. Jack Powell from Okla¬homa University, whom Masters add¬ed to his band on their recent tripthrough the West, will sing. Otheracts and entertainers will be broughtto the campus for the affair.Howard W. Mort, director of theUniversity Band, yesterday declaredthat “From the heavy advance ticketsales the two sousaphones, which theBand has contracted for, will becompletely owned by the Band be¬fore the end of February.” CARLSON, ADLERCONSIDER LOGIC,SCIENCE TONIGHTEmerson Is Chairmanof Discussion inMandel HallMortimer J, Adler, associate pro¬fessor of the Philosophy of Law, andAnton J. Carlson, chairman of thedepartment of Physiology, air theirviews on “Logic and Methods of Sci¬ence” in a public symposium inMandel hall tonight at 8. Alfred Em¬erson, associate professor of Inver¬tebrate Zoology, will serve as chair¬man for the evening, and will be in¬troduced by Chester Nielson, headof Alpha Zeta Beta, a society of Bi¬ological Science students, co-spon¬sors, with The Daily Maroon, of thediscussion.The supply of tickets for the event,originally scheduled for Kent Thea¬ter, was exhausted two weeks ago. Asa result. The Daily Maroon arrangedto hold the lecture in Mandel hall inorder to accommodate the large num¬ber of students interested in hearingthe discussion. Apha Zeta Beta mem¬bers will be given preference in seat¬ing tonight, with the first 350 seatson the main floor of Mandel hall re¬served for them.Box HoldersBox holders are James M. Stifler,Martin Sprengling, James WeberLinn, Mortimer J. .-Xdler, Anton J.Carlson, Louis Wirth, Mrs. ElmerStauffer, Dr. F. C. Koch, Alpha ZetaBeta, the Humanities faculty of theCollege, and Mrs. Basil Harvey.Tonight’s symposium marks thefirst time the controversy regardinglogic and methods in science hasbeen publicly discussed on campussince President Robert MaynardHutchins aroused campus opinion byhi» convocation address on December19, when he stated, “Specializationhas resulted in surprising losses ingeneral intelligibility ... In advo¬cating a return to reason, I do notadvocate abandonment of our inter¬est in facts. I proclaim, too, the valueof rational thought and would sug¬gest that, without it, facts may provevvorthle.ss, trivial, and irrelevant . . .I am far from denying the accom¬plishments of modern empirical sci¬ence. Its record has been a grandone ... it deserves all the praise ithas received.Anti-Intellectualism“Accumulations of facts must beaccompanied with a reasonable num¬ber of immutable principles. . . .Sci¬entific research cannot consist of ac¬cumulation of data alone. The anti¬intellectual account of science givenby scientists has produced unfortun¬ate effects on the work of other dis¬ciplines which wished to be .scien¬tific; our anti-intellectual scheme ofeducation, resulting in part fromthis anti-intellectual account, wasmisconceived and incapable of ac¬complishing the objects set for it byits sponsors. Anti-intellectualism willmean the end of science and of edu¬cation.”Students Plan NewIndependent ‘LiberaTSocial Science GroupAt a pre-organization meetingheld yesterday in Social Science 107a group of students who are “tiredof arm-chair philosophizing” madeplans for the organization of an in¬dependent “liberal” group at theUniversity.The idea of forming such a groupwas inspired by the fact that thereare at the University many studentswho do not feel that they can allignthemselves either with the Socialistsor the Communists, but who areanxious to participate in liberal so¬cial and political activities.The purpose of the group is to in¬terest students in the various eco¬nomic and social questions of theday in the hope that they will main¬tain their interest after leavingschool and in this way help to solvesome of the current problems.After general discussion by thegroup, the meeting was turned overto Harold F. Gosnell, associate pro¬fessor of Political Science, who out¬lined the obstacles which any inde¬pendent group faces, but reiteratedhis conviction that such a groupcoud find many opportunities forprogressive activity. 'Edgar GoodspeedDelivers Addressat Chapel SundayEdgar Johnson Goodspeed, chair¬man of the department of New Test¬ament and Early Christian Litera¬ture, and one of the most disti iguish-ed research scholars in his field, willbe the speaker at the regular Chapelservice, Sunday morning at 11.Professor Goodspeed came to theUniversity as a graduate .student andhas been teaching here since 1900.The collection of Biblical manu¬scripts that Professor Goodspeed hasmade is one of the finest collectionsin the world. Some of the books hehas written are “The Short Bible,An American Translation,” 1933,“The Meaning of Ephesians,” 1933,“Strange New Gospels,” 1931, “TheUniversity of Chicago Chapel—AGuide,” 1928, “The Formation of theNew Testament,” 1926, “The NewTestament, An American Transla¬tion,” 1923, “The Story of the NewTestament,” 1916, which has sincebeen published in Chinese and Jap¬anese translations.Students who will participate inthe service are Merle Giles, and Wil¬lard Sprowls who will carry the flagsand Marian Badgley and Georg Mannwho will present the offering. EstherWebb, Bethany Mather, and HaroldHuffstetter wMll aid the ushers inwelcoming the students and mem¬bers of the faculty.At the Vesper services at 4:30Sunday, Maud Bouslough, soprano,and Barrett Spach, organist, willfurnish the music.HERRICK OUTLINESPROFESSION’S AIMSTO FUTURE DOCTORS-“A student will get out of medi¬cine just what he puts in; if you putin nothing, you get out nothing!”These words w'ere spoken by Dr.James B. Herrick, professor emeritusof Rush Medical college.Repeating many ideas which hehad stres.sed two years ago. Dr. Her¬rick outlined the good and badpoints of the practitioner to a gath¬ering of University medical studentsyesterday afternoon. Professor Her¬rick stated that a man who is to bea general practitioner should have anatural liking for his cause and heshould have an interest in the biolog¬ical sciences. “There is always some¬thing new in medicine to arouse thephysician’s curiosity,” Dr. Herrickfurther stated.In regard to the current contro¬versy as to whether medicine is atrade or a profession, Dr. Herrick be¬lieves that “medicine in a highersense is not a trade but a profession. . . .people come to us for advice, totake orders, not to give orders/’He discussed three points in con¬nection with the study and intern¬ship of the medical student: (1>Teaching depends upon what or whothe instructor is. (2) The studentmust be curious and ask questions inone way or another. (3) He must getclose and keep close to his work—“You can’t learn in a library; you’vegot to practice!”GIDEONSE ANALYZESNRA IN DISCUSSIONAT HIRSCH TONIGHTHarry D. Gideonse, associate pro¬fessor of Economics, will speak onthe NRA at Emil G. Hirsch Center,4622 South Parkway at 8:15 tonight.This is the second of a series of lec¬tures on the New Deal and our pres¬ent day economics. Course tickets,at $1.60, or single admissions, at 35cents, are available at The DailyMaroon office, Lexington 15A.Mr. Gideonse will present a his¬torical sui’vey of the trend towardmonopoly, pointing out the shift intrend from Hoover’s “associationalactivities” to Roosevelt’s “partner-.ship.”Next week, Mr. Gideonse will fin¬ish the topic, treating with tradeassociations and unions, consumers,shorter hours, and minimum wages.Other lectures in the series willdeal with the AAA, Roosevelt’s mon¬etary policy and the question, “HowRevolutionary is the New Deal?” APPOINT REDFIELDHEAD OF SOCIALISCIENCEJIVISIONAnthropologist ReceivesPosition Vacatedby RumIRobert Redfield, anthropologistwho has won distinction for his workin defining and systematizing the sci¬entific study of culture, has been ap¬pointed Dean of the Division of So¬cial Sciences, one of the five mainunits in Arts, Literature and Sci¬ence of the University. He succeedsBeardsley Ruml, who resigned to be¬come treasurer of R. H. Macy & Co.,New York.The appointment of Dr. Redfieldwas announced yesterday, followingthe monthly meeting of the Univer¬sity Board of Trustees. In addition tobecoming Dean of the Division, Dr.Redfield was promoted from associ¬ate professor to the rank of profes¬sor. Both appointments are effectiveI March 1.j Studied Race ContactsI In his efforts to systematize thestudy of culture. Professor Redfieldhas been particularly concerned withproblems arising in the field of racialand cultural contacts, and his re¬search has been centered on studiesto determine especially the effectsof western civilization on primitiveraces.As a research associate of theCarnegie Institution since 1930 hehas been in charge of ethnologicaland sociological research in Yucatan,where he has spent part of the lastthree years. The first volume of thereports on the investigations madeby himself and the staff under hisdirection is entitled “Chankom—AMaya Village,” and is now in press.Tepoztlan ResearchIn 1926, while a graduate studentin anthropology. Professor Redfieldbegan a study in Tepoztlan, Morelos,Mexico, a community where a dis¬tinctive culture was undergoing in¬fluence from modern civilization. AtI this time he was accompanied in theMexican village by his wife, daugh-I ter of Professor Robert E. Park ofI the department of sociologry of theUniversity, and their two children,a daughter, Lisa, then two and one-half years old. and a son, Robert, fivemonths old. The result of this re¬search was published by the Univer¬sity of Chicago Press in a volumeentitled, “Tepoztlan, Mexican Vil¬lage.”Professor Redfield was born inChicago, December 4, 1897, the son: of Robert Redfield, well known cor¬poration lawyer, and Bertha DreierRedfield. He received all his edifca-I tion from the elementary grades! through his graduate work at thei University of Chicago, taking his Ph.j B. degree in 1920, and his J. D. de-; gree from the Law School the next1 year. During six months of 1917 heI served wdth the American Field Serv-! ice, and then was attached to the! Military Intelligence Corps.{suffering EscortsSay ‘‘Thumbs DownI on Prom Corsages”By NOEL B. GERSONThe great crusade against cor-i sages at the Washington Promj reached a climax today, although' propaganda has been careful!'' builtup for the past two weeks. The mil-! lenium has come and the sufferingmale is to be at last released from' the iron chains of tradition thatI clank dismally on his forlorn soul.Today the women were expectedto state, in saccharine, if forced,tones, “Of course, we think it wouldbe just dandy if the boys saved theirmoney and didn’t send corsages.”What they actually did say is not fitfor publication—in any newspaper.The leaders, of course, will getthem anyway, but they shied awayas much as a horse would at a skunkin the middle of the road. It seemsthey preferred discussing whether ornot the men would wear spurs (or isthat the perennial question of theMilitary Ball?)! The w’omen seem to prefer to keepI out of the conflict. Now is the time,i men, to take the stand. No flowers!I At least that’s the idea. But letI your conscience—and your lady ofthe evening—be your guide.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 9. 1934iailg JiarunttFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicajro. publiiiied mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, $831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:tbree cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University oi Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IH, 190.3, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly r^erves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate FdHorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles Hoeri Henry KelleyRaymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickDonald Morris Ralph NicholsonJean PrussingJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmon Goldsmith Gerald SternFrank Davis Eldward Schaar Everett StoreyMarie BergerGeorg Mann EDITORIAL COMMITTEELouise Graver Preaton CutlerLinton J. KeithNight Editor: Howard M. RichAssistant; Edgar GreenebaumFriday, February 9, 1934 able ideas and pure definable facts. What liesbetween the two extremes is a gradual mergingof both to certain concepts which also can becalled facts.Exercon: True. We have made no dogmaticdistinction because no distinction exists, exceptin the extremes.Socratcjs: We have merely contended thatknowledge of clear, distinct ideas might more log¬ically be emphasized than learning that is usuallyreferred to as factual.Exercon: Also, Socrates, I have heard com¬plaints which, 1 think, warrant refutation.Socrates: And what are they?Exercon: it has been said that we have de¬scended to personalities by referring directly toMr. Gideonse and Mr. Schuman.xou shrdl cmfwy cmfwy cmfwy vbgkq bgkqjgkqSk>crates: That is ridiculous. Mr. Gideonse andMr. Schuman openly attacked us first—^by bulle- jtin and by remarks in classroom.Exercon: That cannot be denied. Even more,we have still the greatest good will toward Mr.Gideonse and Mr. Schuman, have we not?Socrates: Indeed! They give us hope by ad- 1mitting that we are worth their open disagree- |ment. 'Exercon: Right! And we are even more grate¬ful to the University, so tolerant that it even re- ^fuses to censor remarks criticising itself.Socrates: 1 think we may say amen to that. 1—J. P. B. i SOCIETYSUZANNEDespite the hours and hours re¬served for bulling with the freshmenthis week-end, the gals will never¬theless be demanding a bit of atten¬tion. And after 10:30 it behoovesyou to relax for a while at the down¬town nightspots and forget the factthat you’re a fraternity man. TheBLACKHAWK and the URBANROOM will be happy to see you. sooff you must go, ibucketty bucket-tyIf you’re one of the select, you’llbe going to a campus party instead,BEECHER HALL, for in.stance, ishaving its annual for this eveningwhich means that Betty Hansen andBillie Watrous, among others, willstay in their dorms for a change.The first of the club parties forthe quarter is that of PHI BETADELTA which is being held at theGold Coast room of the Drake to¬night, DELTHO is also having abridge party in Ida Noyes.Tomorrow night if you’re luckyyou’ll be viewing the Chicago-North¬western BASKETBALL game atDREXEL THEATRE8$l> R. CSrdTHtFri.—Ed Wynn in “THE CHIEF”Saf.—Tim McCoy in “HOLDPRESS”Sun. & Mon. “LOVE. HONOR andOH BABY”Mata. Daily 15c till $:30. Son. till 2:30 II The Travelling iSazaarf^ BY CHARLES (“Scriblerua”) TYROLERSOCRATES ONFUTURE SCIENTISTSExercon: The kind of education we have dis¬cussed, Socrates, is all very well for students ofliterature and humanities, but what of the stu¬dent who knows he is going to be a scientist?Socrates: Elucidate further, dear Exercon.Do you think our suggestions for a general edu¬cation would not apply to future scientists?Exercon: Exactly! It seems to me that a mancan be a first-rate physicist without Knowing any¬thing about the intellectual background of scienceor of anything else.Socrates: And if I admit you are right?Exercon: But we have said that the generaleducation should come in the College before thestudent went into divisional work, where he mightsettle down to his science. Is it not so?Socrates: Quite so.Elxercon: Very well. In the College there arealways some students who are certain that theywill enter fields of physics, chemistry, or physiology, are there not?Socrates: Agreed.Exercon: Yet you admitted that these stu¬dents do not really need a general education.Socrates: Yes, 1 admit such students can anddo get along without general education. Onemight become the greatest physicist in the world,but remain so narrow as to be unable to give seri¬ous or intelligent opinion on anything outside ofhis field,Exercon: Do you believe it necessary that onebe able to converse on topics of one’s field?Socrates: No, but we might say that it is nec¬essary for the individual’s happiness.Exercon: Pray, Socrates, explain this further.Socrates: Any man living today is forced tohave opinions on things other than the thing inwhich they are most interested. If those opinionsare subject to constant refutation and ridicule bypersons of broader, ideological education and ex¬perience, vicarious or otherwise, in other fields,the man will be unhappy.Exercon: But he could ignore all ridicule.Socrates: Precisely, By ignoring all everyonesays, our narrow scientist must also forego con¬tact with everyone. This means withdrawal fromthe world, which, to most men, is a source of un¬happiness.Exercon: We might say then that a generaleducation, which we agree must logically empha¬size ideas, is not absolutely necessary for materialsuccess, but is necessary for happiness and a full- ANNOUNCING OUR NEW ORGANIZATION M. SHINDERMANTAIMRING and CLEANINGP. Elloff, Prop.Campus Favorite for 23 Years1114 E. 55th Mid. 6958THE ORDER OF THE WHITE MONKSJerome Milton Jontry PooeyhismajestypopeHon. Milton Olin, Hon. Norman Panama, Hon.John Barden, Hon. William CarrollApostolicdelegatestothesilverslipperRt. Noble Noel B. Gerson, Rt. Noble RobertSharp, Rt. Noble Yourstruly. .Imperialswayersof-incensebeforetheholynoseMembership: Restricted to authors of reject--ed Blackfriar books. yIPurpose: To help Governor Henry Horner in *providing a new and cheap method of capitol pun-ishment,to wit, forcing condemned criminals towitness presentation of all their books at onetime. (Gad what inhuman cruelty!)Dues: One pint.Pledging: Pledging? Why we haven’t even jthought of that. With our organization, our na¬tional standing and our predominance in campusactivities, both social and intellectual, how canyou hesitate?(sotto voice:"Say fellows won't you stopblowing cigar smoke in my eyes?" Puff Puff Puff"Alright I'll take the button") GLEN EDEN HOTEL5130 Dorchester Ave.Ideal hoteH homes at very lowrates. Excellent low priced diningroom in connection. Suitable fortwo studenta Rates are $20.00 amonth and up.OXFORD APARTMENTS5130 Kenwood Ave.for kitchenette homes, suitable’for2, 3 or 4 students. ELach apartmenthas a complete kitchenette and alsocomplete hotel service. Low ratesfrom $40.00 up.BY EISENDRATHThe singing walrus sings alone.I think he sings a baritone;His song is nothing but a moan;The tune he sings—it is not known,Because, you see, he sings alone. ABRAHAMLINCOLNFoster, Kelly, Green and GatesFour deep loves and four deep hates.Peggy, Annie, and two JunesOnly want a man that croons.Ruthy, Jean, Joanne, and Mary—All of them are mercenary.One, two, three - - - six, seven, cight-Gawd! I wish I had a date. A famous talking pictureshown in celebration of his125th anniversary.MONDAY & TUESDAYFeb. 12 & 13at 4:30 & 8:30 P. M.Matinee 25c Evening 35cInternational House1414 E. 59th St. Dyche Stadium. It looks like a winfor our side, so you’d better bethere.SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON willhold a tea dance at its house tomor¬row afternoon, which, methinks is asmarty idea. And PHI KAPPA SIG¬MA is giving a regular party, theambitious souls! MOTOR coupon book* value $10.00to $15.00, giving—car wash, greasejobs, tune-up, brake adjuat., puncturerepair, etc., on all makes of cars(from 1928 to 1934) atill availableat Maroon Office, for only $1.00,coat of printing and diatribution.FRATERNITY MENHave made a gentleman’s agreement to abstainfrom illegal rushing and so of course at 10:30 to¬night you will part company with the Freshmen andget out of the atmosphere which now pjervades thehouse. After spending an evening telling Freddieabout the strength of your chapter in Buenos Airesand what a fine bunch of fellows live in the housewhat would be more welcome than the music of . . .HAL KEMPAND HISINTERNATIONAL FAVORITESFeaturing“SKINNAY^’ ENNISandREITA SMITHA Complete Floor Show withEARL RICKARDMaster of CeremoniesBLACKHAWKWabash at* RandolphTHIS SAT. fir SUN. AT 8:20 P. M.The CUBE218 South Wabash AvenueOn the Fourth FloorWebster 0059 experimentalART THEATREChicago's OwnTheatrical WorkshopPresents the Tragic Moment of HistoryTHE CRISISOF APRIL 14thwithWALTON PYREAND A CAST OF 40 PEOPLERe-enacting the eventful scenes of Lincoln’sassassination at the Forid Theatre in Washing¬ton D. C., during the playing of “Our Amer¬ican Cousin.”TICKETS 75c - For Students 50cSold at U. of C. BookstoreTune in on WCN Sunday, Feb. 11th-3 :00-3:30 for Special Broadcaster successSocrates: Quite right. But, Exercon, just toprevent misunderstanding, allow me to point outthat we. have never said there was a definite linebetween ideas and facts. There are pure, defin- Where to WorshipTHE FIRST UNITARIANCHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and Elast 57th StreetOGDEN VOGT, D.D., MinisterSUNDAY, FEBRUARY II. 19349:00 A. M.—“The Complete Life.” Ser¬mon by Dr. Vogt with Robert Sanders,Organist, and quartet broadcasting overColumbia network system. StationWBBM.1 1:00 A. M.—“Liberalism and the ChangingAmerican Scene” Rev. John Malick ofCincinnati, Ohio.4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea. “ColonialIllinois,” Illustrated lecture by Mrs.Edgar Goodspeed. The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlaclcstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorandSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:009:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist, 11:00 A. M.Evensong, 5:00 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andmeditation. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr. Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11. 193410:30 A. M.—Communion Service.1 I :00 A. M.^—Sermon Subject: “The Religion of AbrahamLincoln,” Dr. Ames.6:00 P. M.—Wranglers.Fred Henderson. Tea. Program: “Play and"Why”/Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Charles Hoerr.Lecturea“Photosynthesis and NitrogenMetabolism.” Professor Charles A.Shull. Harper M. 11 at 12:00.“The Consumer in Relation toEconomic Changes,” Professor WillOgburn in Haskell Common Room at4:30.“Securing the Necessary HousingI.aws—A Case Study in DevelopingSocial Legislation.” Ernest J. Bohn,president of the National Associa¬tion of Housing Officials. Social Sci¬ence 22 at 3:30.Religion“The Shape of Things to Come,”Professor McNeill in Joseph BondChapel at 12:00.University OrganizationsKappa Tau Rho in Reynolds Roomn at 12:30.Freshman Women Council inNorth room, Ida Noyes hall at 12:00.W.A.A. in Y.W.C.A. room, IdaNoyes hall at 3:30.Phi Chi in room D, Reynolds clubat 8:00.SATURDAYLectures j“My Method of Composing with !Twelve Tones,” Arnold Schoenberg,in Mandel hall at 8:30.University OrganizationsOriental Night program. Interna¬tional House at 8:30.Avukah dance in Ida Noyes Thea¬ter at 9:00.SUNDAYReligion |Edgar J. Goodspeed, Chapel serv¬ice in University Chapel at 11:00.MiscellaneousMusical Vesper Service in Univer¬sity Chapel at 4:30.The dance for Jewish Students inCommunity House, 6035 GreenwoodAvenue at 3:30.“The Crisis of April 14, 1865,”with Walton Pyre. Saturday andSunday at 8:20. The Cube Experi¬mental Art Theater. 1CLASSIFIED ADS.Attractive,, large, outside room jcomfortably furnished in privatefamily. Very reasonably priced. |Close to University and I. C. H. P. '8450.FOR S.4LE—Tuxedo, Two yearsold, in good repair. Size 38. CallFairfax 9647.Join Smart ChicagoTonightin theJoseph Urban RoomSPEND WHATYOU PLEASE!For a thrilling night inthe world’s most daz¬zling Supper-Club.NOCOVER ORMinimum ChargeExcept SaturdayEnjoy the scintillatingUrban atmosphere—sophisticated enter-tainment superbdance music andPAY ONLY FORWHAT YOU ORDER!Special Supper. . . .$1CARLOS MOLINAThe Aristocrat of BandsCongress Hotel Wrestlers PresentNew Lineup in Meetwith mini at UrbanaAfter a week of intensive work,Chicago’s matmen are all set to in¬vade the mini stronghold tomorrowevening. The two teams, whichfought to a tie in the opening mietof the season, will be after a win thistime.Max Bernstein, who was out of thefirst meet with Illinois, will be inthe lineup at 118-pounds, facing TedFredericks, National A. A. U. cham¬pion. Norm Howard, who threw Sut¬ton "in a little over a minute in theopening meet, will face a new manthis meet, Pakutinsky. ,Bob Kracke will be after his fifthstraight win of the season. Bob hasbeen undefeated to date and lookslike one of the Maroons’ best bets inthe Big Ten championships in March.Captain Bargeman will face anothernew man at 155-pounds. Bargemanlicked Rosander in the earlier meet,and Coach Hek Kenney of Illinois THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY 9, 1934 Pagefigures a little new blood may helphis team.Ed Bedrava is listed as the 165-pounder, but you never can tellwhere he is going to wrestle. Theversatile grappler stepped into atight spot last Friday to lick CaptainO’Leary, Iowa 175-pounder and savethe meet. Pesek, who did not wrestlein the first Illinois meet, will faceCosneck, Illini heavyweight and oneof the outstanding heavies in theConference. WHO’S DATING YOUR VALENTINE?Will she be dancing with someone else to the musicof FRANKIE MASTERS NEXT WEDNESDAYTHREE MONTHS* COURSEK)l COUIOI ITU01 NTS AND ORAOUATISA^mmiidt,i>iisitshts,st$$utnpkkeomrm•tmrHmt Jtmmry2, OeUbtrUJmisn^img Booklet—mritoerpkono. 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And every Lucky isso round, so firm, so fully packed.Lfrectfrom the Metropolitan Opera HouseSaDrday atT:55 P.M., Eastern Standard Time over Red andBlij Networks of NBC, LUCKY STRIKE will broadcast theMg-mv)litan Opera Company of New York in the world PRE-MuKE of the new American opera “MERRY MOUNT.” NOT the top leaves—tAor’ra under-developed-they are karsklThe Cream of the CropAlways the Finest Tobacco and only the Center Leaves ‘The tenderest, mildest, smoothest tobacco”NOT the bottom leaves—lAeyVe inferiorin quality—coarse and always sandyl■nyM : t(^agejKour THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1934THE STORE FOR MENYes, we know that tails tor the rrom is no style news on the Midway and that the whitetie” has hecn correct ior this great high spot of the University’s social calendar since long be¬fore the noble experiment passed into history, but then you mi]Kt remember that there are tailsand then again there are tails. By the latter we mean, of course. The Store for Men s smartnew Deerpath Drape tails. /We can’t really prove it, but we’re inclined to believe tjlat^something in the easy graceand the perfect comfort that this new model imparts to its wedrer had about as much influenceon the return of full dress as repeal. It’s just such Deerpatn Drapes as the one shown abovethat have dispelled the old tradition that “Tails are an old msp's garment” and have caused thewell dressed college man all over the country to award it hfe wholehearted approval.How we well know that there will be hundreds of last/ season’s tuxedos very much inevidence on the 21 st and that you probably have ‘gotten b^’ at South Shore with Dad’s GayNineties model for several years now—but stepping off ani/ viewing the matter quite abstract¬edly you must admit that it would hardly damage the old Social prestige and certainly wouldnot make ‘her’ very angry if you blossomed forth in a Ijfand new set of tails. The Deerpathshown above is priced at *75 for the coat and trousers, tTHE STORE FOfl MENMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYPhi Psis Win inFinals of WinterI I-M Track Meet ^dlDCATS, ILLINOISNTERTAIN i^ROONS Armour TechmenFace Trackstersin Contest TodayIn a closely contested meet notdecided until the running of the finalevent. Phi Psi nosed out Burton“700" entry, 30% to 27 9/10 yester¬day to take the winter quarter intra¬mural indoor track meet. “Rainwat¬er" Wells, Phi Psi, was easily the in¬dividual star of the meet, being cred¬ited with a first, second, and a tiefor second. Summary:Shot-put: Beinauvaskas, AlphaDelt, 43’8"; Oppenheim, Phi Sig,43’6"; Wells, 43'6"; Whittier, PhiGam, Rittenhouse, Phi Kappa Sig.60-yd. dash: Archiplay, “700” en-ti-y; Pink, Phi Sig; Whitney, PhiDelt; Moulton, D. U.; Blair, Spar¬tans. Time—:06.8.70-yd. low hurdles: Ballenger,“700" entry; Yarnall, Phi Psi; Blair,Spartans; Randolph, Phi Kappa Sig;Brown, Optimists. Time—;08.4.70-yd. high hurdles: Yarnell, PhiPsi; Hathaway, Phi Psi; Holtzberg,D. U.; Stauffer, Optimists. Time—:09.4.440-yd. run: Archiplay, “700" en¬try; Moulton, D. U.; Auld, AlphaDelt; Jones, Spartans; Whitney, PhiDelt. Time—:56.880-yd. run: D. Smith, Spartans;Swetlik, Optimists; Skiner, independ¬ent; L. Smith, “700" entry; Lester,Maroons. Time—2:12.880-yd. relay: “700" entry. PhiPsi, Spartans, D. U., Alpha Delt.Time—1:41..5.Mile run: BeHannesy, independ¬ent; Ramsey, D. U.: Melvil?* “700"entry; Hilbrant, Phi Psi; Thompson,independent. Time—5:10.Big Ten Water PoloTitle Hinges on Meetwith illini TomorrowFaced with the critical game ofthe championship season with Illinoisin Bartlett pool tomorrow, the Ma¬roon water poloists have been devot¬ing more time than usual to practicethis week. The team that enters thepool following the swimming meetwill consist of Captain Frank Nahser,Phil Stein, and Chuck Dwyer at theforward positions; George Nicoll,Don Bellstrom, and Hubert Will atguard; and Dan Glomset, who willguard the goal in the half that Chi¬cago defends the deep end of thepool, while “Babe” Bush will takethat position during the rest of thegame. Ray Macdonald, star sopho¬more, will see action in one of thecontest. Heartened by the return of theirace forward. Bill Haarlow, the Ma¬roon cage team plays two hardgames this weekend on enemy floors.Tomorrow' night Northwestern willbe host to Chicago, while Monday,Nels Norgren’s men will face Illinoisat Champaign.The Wildcats have not lost a con¬ference tilt at Patten gym this year,but will be handicapped by the loss oftheir regular forw'ai'd. Red Kopecky,who has left school. Northw'estera’schief scoring threat is Lyle Fisherwho performs at center. CoachDutch Lonberg did not expect muchfrom Fisher at the beginning of theseason, but the lanky basketeer hasdeveloped ^nto one of the leadingscorers in the Big Ten.Co-captains Brewer and Culverare Northwestern’s most polishedplayers and as such should botherthe Maroons a great deal. EggsManske of football fame plays agood game at guard, while Spoerer,who took Kopecky’s place, completesthe Purple regular five.The Illini, who meet the MaroonsMonday, have a fast, clever outfitwhich has won four out of six con¬ference combats, including a closebattle with Chicago. Frank Froschau-er, Orange and Blue mainstay, is in¬eligible at present but he took anexam this week which may enablehim to play against the Chicagoans.If Froschauer does not appearagainst the Maroons, his position willbe filTed by Kamm. Guttschow, theother forward, is a shifty eager whogave Chicago plenty of trouble inthe game on the Midway. CaptainHuddy Hellmich, at center, is a val¬uable pivot man and he also is a goodunder-the-basket shot. Fend andBraun are the regular Illini guards.With the return of Bill Haarlow,the Chicago offense is improved agreat deal. Bill, who averaged morethan nine points a game in four BigTen tilts, wil be paired with Flinnat forw'ard. Tommy is not much ofa shot, but his defensive ability isneeded by the team. On the whole,however, the Maroon guarding ismuch better than it was at the startof the season. Armour Tech will provide the firstintercollegiate competition for CoachNed Merriam’s track team at 4 thisafternoon in the fieldhouse. ThoughArmour is reported to have a fairteam for a small college, this w’ill beits first meet of the season and littlecompetition for* the Maroons is an¬ticipated. Nelson, Armour’s starhurdler, may push Berwanger inboth the high and low barriers but,aside from these events, it appears asif Chicago will have little difficultywinning the remaining contests. Another great battle in the 440w'ili be decided between Smith andPerlis of the home team, since Nealof Armour has severed a tendon inhis snkle. ■ Neal was Tech’s bestquarter miler and was counted on to! force a* least one of the Maroon en-I tries down to about 51 seconds.Jay Berwartger’s injured arm is; considei'ably improved and may per¬mit him to participate in the shotand pole vault. At all events he willcompete in the dash, hurdles, andbroad jump, and shoud score 20points. Dex Fairbank is the favoritein the 880 and should finish a fewyards ahead of his teammates, EdNicholson and Paul Maynard. . EVENING PLATE DINNER• • • • Dessert IncludedSUNDAY CHICKEN DINNER ; .*.......30cFULL COURSE DINNER 50cSAINT GEORGE GRILLBlackstone Ave. at 60th Dor. 7300rsEHBob Milow, a 4:28 miler and one^ of the few remaining Chicago letter-men, has not decided whether to en-I ter the mile or two mile run. SPECIAL Offer-Philco RADIOSdown per weekEXPERT REPAIR SERVICEOpen Evenings Until 10A. J. F. 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