rapf)e mnv itlaroonVol. 34. No. 52. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. JANUARY 16. 1934 Price Thr.The GreeksHave a Word.By HARRY MORRISON—Well, the open houses were alljrreat, big and huge successes, andeveryone is fairly happy. And nowwe get back to work, and the boysover at the Phi Sig house get writ¬ten up today.Incidentally it’s getting so thatthe “writer,” who is really tryinghard, is almost afraid to say anythingthat might be construed as an opin¬ion. And, of course, if he can’t givehi- opinion, he isn’t writing a col-iiinn, but a bunch of unclassified andmeaningless facts. But anythingyou read in this column is prettygenerally what I think to be the cam¬pus opinion and not just my own—In writing this column I have beenrepeatedly told by The Daily MaroonBoard of Control that I ani to beimpartial.But enough of that.PHI SIGMA DELTAThe fraternity is not a particular¬ly ancient one. Founded in 1909 att’olumbia, its local chapter was es¬tablished in 1921. There are 24 chap¬ters not very well scattered over thecountry. It is fairly strong in theeast, goes as far south as Florida,and as far west as Colorado, and ismost strongly entrenched in the Mid¬dle West. ISSUE NEW RULESFUR CUNTROL OFSUCIAL ACTIVITIESAll - University AffairsGiven Preferencein RegulationsNo more restricted parties, suchas club or fraternity affairs, will bepermitted to be held on the same dateas an all-University party, accordingto the new social regulations drawnup by the Student Social Committeeand issued through the office of theDean of Students. Daily Maroon OpensGrade Survey Todaym College LibraryThere are 28 active members inthe local chapter, with about 12more of the boys in the graduateschools in addition to the active chapi¬ter and sort of hanging around thedear old fraternity lending moralstrength and adding to the generalconfusion. All these people help tofill up the house and make the fra¬ternity a going business, which is agreat help.ACTIVITIESWhen it comes to activities, thePhi Sigs are just so-so. That meansthat, while they’re not so hot anddon’t carry much weight in campusaffairs, they still could be a lotworse. We might say that they’reju.st about average.As far as athletics go, they standpretty well—the muscle boys getright out and do their stuff for dearold Phi Sig. They’ve got a guy onthe basketball team who breaks intothe headlines every few days; they’vegot a fellow on the track team whomakes us poor writers look weak; andthere’s another on the baseball team,who, although he’s no Babe Ruthjunior, now, will develop into a verygood man. And when it comes to in¬tramurals, they come through witha winning team in .something everyonce in a while.When we look at major campusjobs or major campus activities, thePhi Sigs are lower than in the past,right now, except for a senior intra¬mural manager. There’s one man onthe senior class council, and one manon the Phoenix, but their biggestweakness is in not having anyone ofreal potential strength in their junioror sophomore classes. They have 2men in Skull and Crescent. Also, theyhave the student chairman of the.lewish Student’s Foundation. Mostof the power went out of the housewith graduation last spring, but theystill do enough to make themselvesfelt to some extent.and THE DOUGHYou may get tired of seeing “andthe dough” every day, but you don’tget any more tired of seeing it thanI get of writing it. Anyway, I foundthat Phi Sig was about the cheapestin the matter of monetary expenseof any of the houses seen yet. Themonthly expense for a man living inthe house comes to $32.50, and thisincludes everything except social a.s-.se.s.sments. The monthly bill for aman living outside the house is just516, with the social stuff again extra.They figure the members’ dues, whichnre included in the monthly costfigure, at $3.50 per month. And theydon’t owe a cent to anybody!The initiation fee, which includes(this said very carefully, and I hopeit bores you) a pin, a subscriptionto the fraternity magazine, andeverything else of great importance,is $15. There is also a little incidentalfee of $30 imposed at the time ofpledging, which brings the actualinitial cost of membership to $75.pledgingAlpha Tau Omega announces thepledging of Arthur Klotz of ^lilwau-kee, Wi<!nf»nsin All social affairs in general mustend by 1 in the morning. That is,all gue.sts must have left the placewhere the party is held by that hour.Social affairs lasting later than 10in the evening may be held only onFriday or Saturday nights, or on anight before a holiday. Each organ¬ization on campus, including, fra¬ternities, may have four “late par¬ties” in one calendar year, but notmore than one such party may beheld during any one quarter.Events Must Be RegisteredAll student social affairs must beregistered in the office of the Deanof Students, according to a rulingalready in effect. All parties of anall-University nature must be regis¬tered within the first three weeks ofthe quarter; all others, at least twoweeks in advance. According to thenew ruling, no restricted parties willbe registered for the same date as anall-University affair.The names and addresses of atleast two ho.ste8.ses are required atthe time a social affair is regis¬tered. Student social affairs must beheld at places on the approved listwhich is on file in the office of theDean of Students. The Dean of Stu¬dents’ office requests the courte.sy ofinformation concerning all alumniparties to which undergraduates areI invited, though complete regi.strationj of such parties is not necessary.Other RulesIt is not the intention of the Uni¬versity to curtail unreasonably thehospitality of the fraternities, but inorder to safeguard the good name ofthe fraternities and to prevent criti¬cism of them and of the University,a regulation exists that no womanmay be entertained in a fraternityhou.se unless the fact, together withthe name of a hostess, has beenpreviously registered in the office ofthe Dean of Students. The only ex¬ceptions to this rule are made in thefavor of the mothers of active mem¬bers, and in the case of one fraterni¬ty which has a housemother living inthe house. Meetings of the mother’sclubs of the various fraternitie.5 willcontinue to be regi.stcred.SATIRIZE MERGERIN FIRST WINTERISSUE OF PHOENIXThe January issue of the Phoenix,campus humor magazine, will appeartomorrow, according to Milt Olin,editor. Jarmyn Ward, Arthur Shum-way, Harry Morrison, and Sidney Hy¬man have written the featurestories. The cover is on the mergertheme.Shumway’s contribution is en¬titled, “The Pride of Hsu-Yung,” a.story of a Chinese executioner takenfrom an ancient anecdote. “Get aNewspaper Job,” is Ward’s sugges¬tion, based on actual experience. Hy¬man gives some intimate and hither¬to unknown glimpses of one of thecampus personalities in his “Saga ofNew York Jim.” A funnier than usual“Pmagnolia,” a sequel to his famous“Ptarmigan,” is Morrison’s contri¬bution. Pmagnolia is Ptarmigan’ssister.A syndicated book review and ascreen review will be found for thefir.st time in this issue. Harry Moorecomments on the theater. A metro¬politan news letter tells of latestNew York modernistic developments.The “Arm-Chair Clinic” and “Gertiethe Go-Getter” are regular features.Phoenix will be sold, as usual, byclub women who will be competingfor the monthly and quarterly clubprizes. Woodworth Book Store andthe UniiprUity Book Store will alsohav^ I for sale. Copies also maylat the Phoenix office. Today, and all this week, the fresh¬man and sophomore classes will votefor or against the giving of gradeson the comprehensives.The Daily Maroon will distributequestionnaires in the College libraryin Cobb every afternoon this weekbetween the hours of 2:30 and 4:30.Members of the staff will be presentj to hand out and receive the ques-I tionnaires.; For those who find it impossible' to go to Cobb hall. The Daily Ma¬roon is printing a copy of the ques¬tionnaire in today’s paper. It may befilled in and left either at the Ma¬roon office or at the faculty ex¬change.Questionnaire BriefThe questionnaire is brief and willtake only a few minutes to fill out.There are two specific systems ofgrading upon which an opinion isasked. One sets forth the .straightA, B, C, D, rating and the other thepassed or failed rating now used byinstructors in individual courses.Under this latter category, the alter¬native of an honors, passed, andfailed system is proposed.Students are also asked for anyadditional ideas they may have onany phase of the new plan. Whilethis latter information cannot betabulated with the rest of the ques¬tions, it is hoped that much worth¬while opinion on problems of the newplan may be revealed.All questionnaires are to be signedfor the purposes of checking.PROBATION LIFTED ASFRATERNITIES SUBMITFINANCIAL REPORTSThe seven fraternities which wereplaced on probation last Thursdayhave all been officially reinstated af-er submitting their overdue financialreports in the correct form. Thisstatement was issued through the of¬fice of the Dean of Students yester¬day.The fraternities were placed onprobation last Thursday for failureto submit their financial reports forthe autumn quarter before the dead¬line Wednesday. In the case of PhiKappa Psi, the report was not in theproper form and was quickly correct¬ed. The report of Alpha Delta Phiwas placed in the mail by Wednes¬day but it failed to reach the officeof the Dean of Students in time.This is the first time in the his¬tory of the fraternities that the Uni¬versity has deemed it necessary toresort to such drastic action as to pub¬lish the list of fraternities whichwere placed on probation. In the pastit was impossible to make out thejoint report of the financial condi¬tions of the fraternities at the Uni¬versity before the middle of the fol¬lowing quarter because of the delayin submitting overdue audits. Thepresent action was thought necessaryto prevent delay in making out the(Continued on page 2) ECONUMISTS TAKE Eighty-Nine Women PleaISSUE WITH NEWMONETARY POLICYCriticize President’sLatest Message toCongress Thirteen Clubs as Wetof Intensive Rushing EndsReaction of University economiststo President Roosevelt’s monetarymessage to Congress yesterday wasgenerally one of disappointment be¬cause of the President’s failure tomake a clearly defined statement thatwould end many of the importanteconomic ambiguities of his program.Agreeing that his message indicatedan intention to carry further thepolicies begun last March, most ofthe men consulted took issue withthe soundness of that policy.“This mes.sage makes more definitewhat was already known to be themonetary policy of the administra¬tion,” said Harry D. Gideonse, a.sso-ciate professor of Economics. “Thereare immediate and ultimate conse¬quences. The immediate results are,of course, more significant at themoment. But how many depressionscan you remedy by devaluatingwithout sacrificing the full 100 percent of the monetary unit?”Simons’ Reaction“If I am correctly informed aboutthe President’s message, it containsnothing surprising,” Henry C. Sim¬ons, assistant professor of Economics,said. “One’s reaction to it will de¬pend upon one’s convictions aboutthe whole gold policy since lastMarch.“As a means for prompt and op¬portune raising of domestic prices,the policy is naive and ill-conceived.Its real importance lies in the perhapsirreparable damage to the future ofthe gold standard, and to the futureof international relations.”“Whatever one might think of thepolicy, no lack of consistency couldbe charged to the President on thebasis of his message,” MelchiorPalyi, German economist and visit¬ing professor of Economics of theUnivrsity, .said. “He goes on as he(Continued on page 4) Fellowes, Leader ofMt. Everest Flight,Has Royal Ancestry Results Show Drop of15 Per Cent OverLast YearAir Commander Peregrine ForbesMorant Fellowes, who as leader ofthe expedition which flew overMount Everest lastApril, participatedin one of the mostdaring and scien¬tifically importantevents in the his¬tory of aviation,will lecture on theflight and showhis motion pic¬tures in Mandelhall at 8:30 Fridayevening.Commander Fel-Air Com. Fellowes loaves is a directdescendant of Ed¬ward III, King of England, and ofthe Earls of Essex and March. Heis a grandson of the gallant CaptainFellowes who, in the battle foughtin the Bay of Navarino in 1829, dis¬tinguished himself as one of Bri¬tain’s immortal seamen.Commander Fellowes was born inAustralia. For several years he act¬ed as Aide-de-Camp to King GeorgeV of England. He commanded theexpedition which surveyed and open¬ed the Cairo-Baghdad air route. Heachieved great fame during theWorld War when he bombed thelocks at Zeebrugge.Tickets On SaleTickets for Fellowes' lecture areon sale for 55 cents and 85 cents atthe Mandel Cloister box office,Woodworth’s bookstore, and theUniversity bookstore.Tickets for the lecture by Ray¬mond Moley, famous economist, onFebruary 6 will be placed on sale af¬ter Commander Fellowes’ lecture.The final speaker in the Student lec¬ture series will be announced later.Vocational Office .Distributes 11,000Books to Secure /Community AidDistribution of 11,000 pamphlets,outlining the qualities and advan¬tages of employing University stu¬dents in part time capacities, wasbegun yesterday by the Board of Vo¬cational Guidance and Placement,under the supervision of John C.Kennan, vocational counsellor. Thepamphlets will be distributed tohomes throughout the Universitycommunity, to the faculty throughfaculty exchange boxes, at lectures,and through the mothers’ auxiliariesof the fraternities.The purpose of the pamphlets is toacquaint members of the Universitycommunity with the work of the Vo¬cational Guidance and Placement of¬fice and to increase the number ofstudents hired on a part time basis.Symphony Illustrates NineteenthCentury Music in Concert TodayBy CARROLL DISONToday’s concert by the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra, to be played at4:15 in Mandel hall, advances thesurvey of music to the opening ofthe nineteenth century. The periodwill be illustrated by Beethoven’ssixth (“Pastoral”) symphony, andby the ballet suite from “Cephale etProcris,” by Gretry, a French con¬temporary of Beethoven. Honegger’ssymphonic poem, “Pastoral d’Ete,”and his “Pacific (231),” and the Or¬chestral Fragments (Second Series)from Ravel’s “Daphnis et Chloe”complete the program.Beethoven gave descriptive titlesto the movements of the sixth, an un¬usual thing for him to do. The titlesare “Awakening of Joyful Feelingson Arrival in the Country,” “By theBrook,” “Village Fe.stival,” “TheStorm,” “Shepherd’s Song,” and“Thanksgiving after the Storm.” Butthe listener must not strain to dis¬cern these exact meanings in the/music, for Beethoven himself has added the caution, “More an expres¬sion of feeling than of painting.”The Gretry selections have beenarranged for concert performance byFelix Mottl. They comprise a “Tam-bourin,” “Menuetto,” and “Gigue.”“I have always had a passionateliking for locomotives,” said Honeg¬ger in an interview shortly after“Pacific (231)” had been published.“That which I have endeavored toportray in ‘Pacific’ is not any imi¬tation of the noises of the locomo¬tive, but the translation into musicof the visual impression made by, andthe physical sensation of it.” And thesame attitude must be assumed withrespect to the “Pastoral d’Ete.”Ravel’s “Daphnis et Chloe” wascomposed in 1910 to be produced bythe Russian ballet in Paris. Of thetwo suites for orchestra, drawn fromthe ballet in 1911, the second is be¬ing performed today. The suite con¬sists of the following movements:“Daybreak,” “Pantomine,” and“Gene ral Dance.” by making known the competent as¬sistance offered through the Place¬ment office.Twelve students enrolled in theVocational office have been givenpart time work in the distribution ofthe pamphlets. The pamphlet itselflists various capacitie.s—miscellane¬ous house work, part time chauffeur-ing, tutoring, bookkeeping, selling,typing, and caring for children—inwhich students may be used.Money to print the pamphlets wassecured from the Community Needst'una. A large part of the moneyin the Community Needs Fund con¬sists of a percentage of the Chapelofferings.The appropriation was recommend¬ed by Dean Charles W. Gilkey of theUniversity Chapel with the approvalof vice-president Frederic Wood¬ward. James Weber Linn, professorof English, donated part of- themoney to cover the actual distribu¬tionThe Board of Vocational Guid¬ance and Placement completed aseries of lectures by alumni last quar¬ter dealing with various businessfields. Such fields as advertising, per¬sonnel, production, finance, and op¬portunities for women were includedin the discussion. Eighty-nine women accepted bidsto the thirteen women’s clubs Sundayafternoon in Ida Noyes hall. 12 bidswere not called for. Last year 102women were pledged, while in 1932,the first year of deferred rushing,the clubs secured 77 members.The clubs and a list of theirpledges are as follows:Achoth—5Dorothy Echard; Harriet Hogan;Flelen Smith; Marion McKinney;Mary Rita Smith; all of Chicago.Arrian—3Dorothy Pederson; Pauline Jones;Dorothy Ray; all from Chicago.Chi Rho Sigma—8Beatrice Beale, Chicago; Mar¬garet Conger, Chicago; Mary Lav-erty, Chicago; Genevieve Fish, Chi¬cago; Winifred Rice, La Grange;Elizabeth Thomson, Harvey, Illinois;Faith Babcock, Chicago; GenevieveHollaran.Delta Sigma—4Evelyn Endiz, Berwyn; EthelWooley, Chicago; Ruth Callender,Highland Park, Michigan; Elise Gib¬son.Deltho—5Joan Brautigam; Blanche Conrad;Ann O’Connell; Madge Bein; HelenShiffman; all of Chicago.Esoteric—6Mary Louise Coolidge; MargaretRandall; Jean Russdll; Mary HelenBarber; Evelyn Smith; Azalea Wig¬gins; all of Chicago.Mortar Board—12Helen McDermut, Chicago; Eliza¬beth Vaughan, Goose Pointe, Mich¬igan; Florence Pedley, Chicago; LucyTrumbull, Winnetka, Illinois; JaynePaulman, Chicago; Marion Oliver,Winnetka; Helen Anderson, Chicago;Anne Palmer, Evanston, Illinois;Janet Humphreys, Chicago; JeanPickard, Cardova, Alabama; Mar¬garet Graver, Chicago; Elizabeth Mc-Casky, Chicago.Phi Beta Delta—7Roseann Cushing; Jeanette Cock-rane; Cynthia Grabo; Virginia Prind-ville; Dorothea Merriam; Jane Beh-ren; Emily Peterson; all of Chicago.Phi Delta Uptilon—6Six women were pledged to thisclub.Pi Delta Phi—7Marie Wolfe; Phyllis Greene;Mary Olmstead; Margaret Brown;Ruby Howell; Virginia Vereken;Fayne Johnson; all of Chicago.Quadrangler—11Julia Cottrell, Springfield, Illinois;Gertrude Senn, Green Bay, Wiscon¬sin; Mary Haskell, Boston, Massachu-(Continued on page 4)FIFTY REGISTERFOR DRUCE LAKEDISCUSSION GROUPPRINT HINTON’S BOOKON PRACTICE ACT“Syllabi” for lawyers and judgescontaining Professor Edward W.Hinton’s lectures on the new IllinoisCivil Practice Act have been publish¬ed by the University Bookstore, andwill be available tomorrow at the |Bookstore for $2. 'The material of the book has been |taken fi’om Professor Hinton’s course :on “Pleading and Procedure Underthe New Illinois Civil Practice Act,”given for the first time last quarterat the University college. In additionto 12 lectures by Professor Hinton,there will be included discu.ssions ofnuestions brought un in the class. Forty students from the Universityand twelve members of the facultyare expected to attend the annualconference at Druce lake Saturdayand Sunday. The discussion of theconference will be the manifestation,interpretation and criticism of thepresent day value of religion.Dr. Melville Herskovits of the de¬partment of Anthropology of North¬western university, will open thediscussion Saturday afternoon withan outline of the various manifesta¬tions of religion from primitivetimes to the present day. Saturdayevening. Dr. Henry S. Houghton, di¬rector of the University clinic, willspeak.Mrs. Henry Wieman will discussthe individual aspects of religion andDr. Arthur Holt, profe.ssor of SocialEthics in the Divinity school, willdiscuss the social aspects of religionSunday morning. A summary of theentire conference will be presentedSunday afternoon by Dean Aaron J.Brumbaugh and Eugene Staley, as¬sistant professor of Economics.Robert Walker, a member of theChapel Council, is in charge of thearrangements. Plans are being madefor those who are going to leave incars Saturday morning.Last year, the discussion of theconference was centered around theresponsibilities of the intelligentsiatoward the solution of the socialproblenis of the dav.ORIRINAL I (' \ iTHE DAILY TUESDAY. JANUARY 16. 1934iL.atlg'iHarannFOUNDED IN 190\ly Maroon is the official student newspaper of theof Chicago, publuhed mornings except Saturday,nd Mondjay during the autumn, winter, and springf The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.•iption rates; $2.5(> a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies!.-nts.o responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagoiny statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anyvracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903. at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly rwerves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoei B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte Fishman Ra>Tnond Lahr Ralph NicholsonGreenebaum Jftnet Lewy VeanRuth Greenebaum Curtis Melnick Harker StantonCharles Hoerr Robert McQuilken Jeanne StolteHenry Kelley Donald Morris William WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmon Goldsmith Gerald StemPrank Davis Eldward Schaar Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Graver Preston CutlerGeorg MannNight Editor: Tom BartonAssistant: Curtis MelnickTuesday, January 16, 1934TRUTHFUL, BUTNOT ANTI-FRATERNITYRational judgment, not emotional paroxyism,becomes decisive under any system of deferredrushing.A freshman is going to join a fraternity this yeareither upon demonstration that it is the best oncampus or upon proof tbat it is next best to oneor several who did not bid him.In the old days, hapless freshmen were cor¬ralled upon arrival at campus, introduced to anumber of alumni and a few stray actives, con¬vinced that these, after all, were his God-givencollege mates, and were pledged without enter¬ing another fraternal portal. A freshman did notknow that he had gone through an emotional ex¬perience until two or three days had passed,alumni had disappeared, and a lot of sorry look¬ing actives appeared.Emotion, at present, guides freshmen only whentwo fraternities with resort to logic and reasonhave persuaded him that they deserve to pledgeThen the freshman, once victim, but nowum.ludge, will make his choice under the influenceof .something really important—like the number ofimes one fraternity has broken the rushing rulesn the interest of his entertainment.Accepting the principle of deferred rushing,vhich is as excellent of end as impossible ofneans. The Daily Maroon has attempted to aiddl concerned in their achievement of the means.The end of deferred rushing, of course, is toillow freshmen to arrive at a leisurely decisiononcerning their preference of collegiate compan-ons. In other words, an astounding concessionlas been made to entering students—they mayead their own lives by making their own de¬cisions!But providing means of enforcing *^he conces-ion have been anticipated difficult, and misun-lerstood.From the beginning The Daily Maroon hasecognized that the present status of every fra-ernily is what everyone wants to know. Presenttatus, we believe, includes national standing,inancial requirements, financial standing, and up-lerclass opinion concerning the strength of thelouse. To this purpose. The Greeks Have a Wordvas dedicated, and from the first many objectionsYere expected.Truth always causes objections.On the subject of national standing, we haveaken each fraternity’s word unless we know bet-er and can prove it.Campus standing has been determined by thelumber and the worth of men in actmties andthletics. Their number was carefully checkednd their worth was stated as the opinion of The)aily Maroon.Financial requirements and standing were taken at the word of members bnless they soundedatrociously reduced for our especial benefit.But, for freshmen, the most important factorin their choice of a fraternity is what other upper¬classmen think of it. The Daily Maroon has in¬terpreted this opinion in reference to all fratern¬ities, and has not yet been rebuked for misinter¬pretation except by members of the fraternity towhich the stated opinion referred.Now, it is a sad commentary upon fraternitiesthat facts about them and analyses of opinionabout them seem to be unfavorable. The DailyMaroon, in telling the truth, has been interpretedas anti-fraternity.The DaOy Maroon is not anti-fraternity.We believe that young men, according to theirnature, have invariably tended to form groups,cliques, gangs, clubs, orders, fraternities, or anyother organization that implies the exclusion ofsomebody else.Rationally, this impulse of human nature couldnot be avoided, and fraternities are a much lessharmful evidence of the impulse than many othercurrent forms.Men of ability join fraternities, and fraternitymen lead the campus. They do not lead becausethey are fraternity men; they lead because thej’have ability, aggressiveness, and ambition.Somehow an institution that consistently drawsmen of such calibre cannot be dead, or dying, oreven weak.—j. P. B.The Travelling B azaarBY CHARLES (“Scriblerus”) TYROLERQ U.^DKAXGLE SC A J 'EXGERSThey tell me that the Quad.s had a scavenger huntthe other night. We, being human, asked “they”what the objectives were. .And “tliey” answered;•■Well, I dunno what all of them were, hut “they"tell me that one of the girls had to get a lock of AlexKchoc’s hair!”SPEAKIXG OE SCAl’EXGEKSWe don’t know whether or not the Quad got alock of the fair-haired hoy’s hair, but the Hitchcockboys go out and get things when they have scavengerhunts.•And the Hitchcock toys did have a scavenger huntthe other night! One of the fellows was supposed toget Wellington Jones’ night-shirt. It wasn’t very-long before he returned triumphant. He not onlyhad Jones’ night-shirt, hut he also had a signed af¬fidavit testifying to the genuineness of the article!W’e like to toy with the picture of Jones gettingup in the middle of the night, and not only givingup his night-shirt and thereby risking pneumonia, butthen being good-natured enough to sign an -ifTidavitfor the undaunted Hitchcocker. Some guy, this fel¬low Jones!JUST A LITTLE BKAIX TV/ISTERA question of lawQuestion; Can a man marry his ividow's sister?(•pcap SI puBqsnq asoqM uhiuom b :A\opi.\\JO uoijiuyap) -asdjoo b Xjjbiu oi Suiuim si jajsiss,MopiM aqj ssajun jox j-^imunp no.C ‘ox : Ja-wsuyDon't feel badly if you didn't get that one. Thejoke has been popular since the days of Ibsen and no¬body has ever gotten it the first time. Gil Whitetold it to us while George Van der Hoef was thereand even George bit. Gil tells us that Strother Caryand Bill Cassels have been arguing the question asa point of law’ for over two days. Maybe this willput them out of their misery even if it does causemisery to others.* * *MISTAKEN IDENTITYIt happened during the open house rushing periodSunday. In our best “greeter” mood, we were stand¬ing with our hand on the door-knob, in order to makesure of getting any freshman that might stroll nearthe place. We heard a shuffle of feet and yankedopen the door. ‘’Is this the Alpha Mu Epsilon NuTheta house?” he asked timidly. “Thass right”, weanswered, ’’Come right in....my name’s Tyroler.” Hehesitated and then decided to give us his name. “Mineis Abeneezer Apldumphfling.” “Glad to know youApple-dumpling,” said we tartly.and then in tvalked Sidney hyman“Hey, Sid”, said we, “Come over here; I want youto meet a fellow,"Sidney came over“Apple-dumpling, I want you to meet Sidney Hyman.”The freshman gasped... “Not the Sidney Hyman...the fellow that writes The Travelling Bazaar?”Sidney blushedSays Sid; “Oh I don’t write it (pointing atus) he does ”exit Sidney (back to ZBT rushing).Apple-dumpling scratched his head then he turnedto us and asked: “Is your name Harry Morrisonand is this the Phi Psi house?”THIS IS A TRUE STORY S’HELP ME(S’HELP US)READ HARRY MORRISON’S PROMOTIONALIN THIS ISSUEREAD THE DAILY MAROON ADSGET EDUCATED....READHARRY’S AD Lettersto theEditorTo the Editor of The Maroon:In the Maroon of January 10 youreport Dr. MacMillan, professor ofAstronomy, as saying-, “Science re¬quires intellectual vigor, and men aremore vigorous mentally and physical¬ly than women.” If Professor Mac¬Millan said this, may I commend tohis attention Virginia Woolf’s “ARoom of One’s Own.” It may furnishhim with food for thought.Mary B. Gilson.Such things are likely to happenwhen a scientist departs from his sci¬ence. We agree with you that Dr.MacMillan needs food for thought.—ed.Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:“For lo! Their Leader comes beforethem and His armor is pleasinglybrilliant . . . And the masses shall rise up and roars of approval shallring heavenward as their Knight Er¬rant hurls defiance to the Keepers ofthe Gate . . . And hordes shall followthe shining sceptre of their Lead¬er . . .”Hundreds of years ago this pas¬sage was first written. And now thepublication of an exerpt from thebelles-lettre's of a renowned dilet¬tante in mores brings it to my mind.Can it be that as conservative a jour¬nal as The Daily Maroon has espousedthe cause of the downtrodden masses?Is it within the realm of the possiblethat a social upheaval is imminent atdear old U. of C? The lesson of theFrench Revolution is well learned.The pen is mightier than the sword. It was with the same malice and de¬vastating sarcasm that Voltaire waswont to stir the cauldron of wrathin his followers. And remember whatcame after Voltaire . . .And now, to becimie specific: Theword “tripe” hardly has a place inwhat is meant to be a friendly criti¬cism of a fellow juvenile’s literaryendeavors. Yet, since it is concise amidefinitely apropos, it shall be used.Obviously, I refer to Sid Hyman’s“Grumble Seat Number One.”Milton Shapin.As a wielder of the pen, you ap¬proach Mr. Hyman’s excellence; yetwe think you are very uncomplimen¬tary when you refer to the Maroonas a “conservative journal.”—ed.MISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In Broadview Hotel•ndM6A E ..7thBREAKFAST, 25c to 50cLUNCHEON, 40c to 60cDINNER, 60c to 75cSPECIALSteak Dinner, TuesdayChicken Dinner. 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Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVENUEWhat^s the News?There is only one way to keep abreastof the ever changing college world ofwhich our University is the spirited lead¬er!THE DAILY MAROON reflects notonly the changing traditions of the Mid¬way but also the progressive innovationsof Universities as a whole.SUBSCRIBE NOWONLY $1.75JANUARY TO JUNEIMPERFECDAILY MAROOK SPORTSTUESDAY, JANUARY 16. 1934 Page I lire^MGERS DROP LASTMINUTE CONTEST TOCHAMPAIGN QUINTETStaging a valiant but eventually |futile comeback in the second halfafter lagging eight points behind at ithe end of the first period, the Ma- |rcion cage team bowed to a more jexperienced Illinois quintet. 32 to |2fi, at the fieldhouse Saturday night, jTt was the coolness under fire of the iOrange and Blue that lead to their ;victory in the last few minutes of |play. 1With the score 21 to 13 in favor iof the mini, who were maintaining :their first half lead, the Chicago team |went ahead on two shorts and a longby I,*ng, a pivot shot by Peterson,and a free throw by Flinn. Braun,("hampaign guard, countered with a ;basket to put his school in front, butI>ang sank a foul shot to knot the icount at 23 all.Maroons Take LeadAfter Ilaarlow and Froschauer hadeach made a basket to keep the out¬fits tied, Oppenheim put the Maroonsin the lead by sinking a penaltypoint. Then with the game drawingto a close Illinois demonstrated itssuperior experience by playing calm¬ly and waiting for an easy shot in¬stead of attempting difficult ones.Patience was rewarded with theresult that Froschauer was able tosink a setup on a pass from Hell-mich. who later put the Illini furth¬er ahead by making a free throw.The Maroons were in a panic, thuspermitting Mills, who had replacedCuttschow at forward, to shoot twoeasy baskets. The game ended a fewseconds later.Chicago showed much improve-(Continued on pngo 4) SportFlashesBaskets—The Death of Ed Belshaw—Broken Nose—“Big Shots”—-By TOM BARTON- MAROON POLO TEAMLOSES FIRST BIG TENBAHLE TO ILLINOISPurdue’s decisive 47 to 13 win iover Indiana stamps the B'oilermak- jers as an early favorite for the Big |Ten hoop-casting title. Indiana’s in- Sglorious defeat was the worst the iHoosier team has suffered in manyseasons. Minnesota’s surprise 39-38victory over Iowa set the Hawkeyesback a couple of notches in the Con¬ference scramble. 1Northwestern, with a brand new izone defense, stepped out to bumpoif Ohio State in what some cal) anupset. Illinois didn’*^ look too goodin their victory over the fighting Ma¬roons. So all in all it is beginningto look like Purdue for the Basketchampionsnip.The death of Eddie Belshaw, cap¬tain of Indiana’s wrestling team tw'oyears ago, exacts our deepe.<t sym¬pathies. As a wrestler Belshaw wasConference and National 13.5-poundchampion, and a fine young man. In¬jured in a professional wrestlingbout a few weeks ago, he developeda serious case of blood poisoningfrom a simple mat burn and diedSunday.BIG TEN STANDINGSw 1 pet tp opPurdue 4 0 1.000 155 90Iowa 3 1 .750 147 107.Northwestern 3 1 .750 137 115Ohio State o n .500 116 125Indiana 2 2 .500 103 114Illinois 2 2 .500 87 115Minnesota 1 2 .333 95 116Wisconsin 1 3 .250 103 102Michigan 1 3 .250 98 125Chicago 0 3 .000 76 108 Ray Ickes, versatile Maroon poloplayer, swimmer, and boxer receiveda broken nos * in the Illinois-Chicagopolo game at Champaign Saturday.Ray was loaning forward, preparedto zoom his mallet into the ballwhen he wn'^ caught on the bridgeof his nose by anothei mallet on theupswing. Ray’s no.^e was ruined buthe played the rest of the game.When we saw Ickes on campus thismorning he said that the small bonesin the nose were shattered but out¬side of that he was 0. K. In an¬other couple of weeks he expects tobe boxing again.Last Night’s GamesPurdue 27; WLsconsin 26.Ohio State 27; Indiana 23.Iowa 36; Illinois 14.Northwestern 44; Michigan 23. Here’s an opportunity for some ofthe “BIG SHOTS” on campiis. Thepistol team has been practicing forthe last few weeks, but there arestill positions open on the team. Any¬one who feels qualified to poundnails in a bulls eye with a pistol from50 or so feet should report to theR. O. T. C. office, Ryerson hall 38. Receiving little or no assistancefrom the strange and inexperiencedponies which they were forced toride, the Maroons lo.st their first Big-Ten polo game of the year to Illinois,Saturday in a see-saw contest, 14^^to 12. Five of the goals were kickedin by the ponies, and the winning Il¬lini goal was kicked in by a Chicagomount.The Chicago trio led at the endof the first chukker, 5 to 4, after aslow period. Illinois took a 7 to7 lead at the end of the second chuk¬ker. The Maroons forged aheadagain, scoring five goals in the thirdchukker to lead 12 to but coast¬ed the rest of the way while the II-I ni rang up five markers in thefourth frame to win, 14',^ to 12.Ray Ickes, Chicago No. 2 man,received a broken nose from a mal¬let blow in the third chukker, thusaccounting for the sudden disappear¬ance of the Maroon team-work in thefinal period. Captain BTuce Bensonthrilled the crowd with a tanbarkheadstand after he had been buckedby his excited and inexperiencedmount. The lineup:Illinoi* (14^)TiemenNo. 1Alyed (c)No. 2ShamelNo. 3Referee: Major Featherstone. Grapplers HoldIllinois to Drawin First Match CLOSE ENTRIES FORi-M DORM LEAGUEBASKETBALL TODAYChicago (12)HeppleIckesBenson (c)Lift Probation forSeven Fraternities(Continued from page 1)joint report.It is pointed out that because thesefraternities were placed on proba¬tion they are not necessarily in ques¬tionable financial condition. Thefailure to submit reports before thedeadline date was due, in most cases,to the fact that the fraternities sim¬ply omitted preparing their reportsin time to meet the deadline.PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERS Chicago’s grapplers, after spottingthe Illini ten points in the first twobouts, fought back to an eight pointlead only to lose the last two, boutsand allow Illinois to tie the meet18 to 18, S.aTnrday evening in Bart¬lett gym. With falls in six out o:the eight events, the meet was a realthriller from the spectator’s stand¬point. Saturday’s meet inauguratedthe Maroon mat season.Norm Howard, brother of BionHoward, la.st year’s captain steupedforward for one of the outstandingperformances of the meet.118-lb. class—Frederick (I) threwBarton (C), 3:46.126-lb. class—Adams (I) threwHauser (C), 7:42.135-lb. class—Howard (C) threwSutton (I), 1:31.145-1b. class- - Krack;'' (C) threwCarck (I), 6:10.155-lb. class—Bargeman (C) de¬feated Rosander (I). Time advan¬tage—7 :25.165-lb. class—Bedrava (C) threwA.ndrews (I), 4:1 1.175-lb. class—Dahl (I) defeatedFactor (C). Time advantage—6:57Heavyweight clas.s—Cosneck (I)threw Giles (C), 1:18. Reynolds Club,I-M Open PingPong TourneysEntries in the dormitory divisionof the intramural basketball tour.’ia- |ment close today. Five teams haveregistered.and there is still room for j^ Ia sixth one to complete the league. iPlay begins tomorrow evening. jThe fraternity and independent idivisions started play last week. |Twenty-nine fraternity teams repre- ;senting twenty-five houses entered, jFive leagues of six teams each have iI been formed. j! Eighteen groups entered teams in |the independent division. Round rob¬in play in the three six team leaguesbegan with three independent gamesThursday. All teams in this divisionwill see action Wednesday night. [The first games of the tournament iplayed two nights last week were!characterized by considerable sloppyplay. Most of the favorites won out ,in these games, but the way it looks ,now, any team displaying even a lit- jtie team work and a semblance of!accurate shooting would have an 'easy time. However, it is expected jthat all teams will improve as the |tournament progresses. Two separate ping pong tourmments are CE?,’iinieficlng on the Uvergity campus. They are the i" .mural tourney beginning today, _ Athe Reynolds club competition v/kichstarts Monday.Pairings for singles play in thefirst round of the fraternity divisionof the intramural tourney were mail¬ed yesterday. 172 men have enter¬ed this competition. Playing of thesematches must be completed beforeJanusRry 20.Pairings in the independent divi¬sion are being sent out today andthese matches all have to be playedby January 27. The intramuraldoubles tourney starts later this weekwhen the pairings will be mailed.Registration in the Reynolds clubtournament began yesterday and willcontinue through Friday. In thechampionship division of this meet,gold, silver, and bronze medals willbe awarded. A gold medal will beawarded to the con.solation winner.The awards are now on exhibit inthe barber shop of the club. The fin¬als will be played in the south loungeof the club. No charge will be madefor tournament games.DAILY MAROON GRADE QUESTIONNAIREPlease answer each questionStatus of Student: FirstSecond Sex:Third1. I am in favor of retaining the present system of five lettergrades (A, B, C, D, F) in the comprehensive examinationsof the four general introductory courses and the varioussequence courses.2. I am in favor of substituting the present system of five let¬ter grades with a system of three letter grades. Honors,Satisfactory, Unsatisfactory.orWith a system of two letter grades (satisfactory, unsatis¬factory) such as instructors are doing now to indicatestandings in the various courses.3. Comment on any phase of the new plan that interests you,both for and against, on a separate sheet of paper. MaleFemaleYes NoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiA The Club Rush Is Over!But theBIG-RUSHIs Yet to ComeGET ALL THE “SLOP” FROM~~“Hellbent Harry” MorrisonOutspoken Oracle of“GREEKS HAVE A WORD”YOUR DAILY MAROON ►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►CT IN ORIGINAL i \ nTHE DAILY MARi , TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1934c iTfurTHEATERbyBETTY HANSENThe Chicago Playersin“The First M rs. Fraser”atInternational HouseThe Chic^iio Players’ performance‘The Virst Mrs. Fraser” d\vi UCA...ice deprive them of their amateurstanding, but it did prove that thegroup has several members who show-real promise. This applies mostparticularly to Mrs. Luella Canter¬bury, whose graciousness and charmmade her a delightful Mrs. Fraser."The First Mrs. Fraser” is prob¬ably the most popular of St. JohnErvine’s modern comedies. It hadits world premiere in London in July,1929, and its American premiere inChicago four months later. Ervine,who is distinguished as a critic andessayist as well as a playwright, hasa real talent for lines. It was un¬fortunate that so many of his mosteffective lines w-ere thrown away bythe members of the Players’ cast.Even Mrs. Canterbury, who was themost outstanding member of thecast, was guilty of this fault nowand then, but her co-actors erredrepeatedly.Sherman Marks, as Ninian Fraser,had the best lines in the play, but hefailed to make the most of their ef¬fectiveness simply by trying toohard. He has an engaging stage per¬sonality, how’ever, and further ex¬perience will undoubtedly increasehis assurance and poise. ShenstoneDonnelley’s chief qualification forthe role of James Fraser was his ap¬pearance. He looked the part to per¬fection, but he spoke his lines fartoo rapidly. He gave the audiencean uneasy moment when he muffedhis cue in the second act and forced .\rnold Robertson into some franticad lib-ing.P.obertson, by the way, did well asPhilip Logan, although he had somedifficulty in getting under way. Heseemed rather confused throughoutthe first act, but did a nice piece ofacting during the reminder of theplay, particularly in hil scenes withMrs. Canterbury. (The rest of ttie C£^t can be dis¬posed of with a word. Kaye Guslerdid well enougK 'as the second Mrs.Fraser, although she is rather too im¬mature even for the roie of Elsie andshows a strong tendency to overact.Bernice Levine was decorative asAlice Fraser, but her voice is dis¬turbing. Clarence Pire*, in yourcritic’s humble opinion, is more suc¬cessful in staging than in acting.Now for our usual wmrd of praiseto Nathan Krevitsky — his settingsare excellent. Judith Schoenberg,too, deserves an orchid for assemb¬ling the most attractive propertieswe have seen this season.Pei'haps wre have concentrated toomuch on detail, and failed to note thegeneral merit of the play. But, no,we truly enjoyed “The First Mrs.Fraser” *and we look forward withthe customary interest to the ChicagoPlayers’ production of Hauptman’s“The Weavers”, which they have se¬lected to interpret for their next of¬fering.89 WOMEN ACCEPTBIDS TO 13 CLUBS(Continued from page 1)setts; Elizabeth Bliss, Flossmoor, Il¬linois; Molly Hecht, Davenport, Iowa;Betty Ellis, Evanston; Bonita Lillie,Chicago; Margaret Noble, Chicago;Lillian Wilson, Pittsburgh, Pennsyl¬vania; Eleanor Sulcer, Chicago; RitaCusack, Chicago.Sigma—7Rose Baker, Chicago; Alice Cock-burn, St. Joseph, Michigan; WilmaWatrous, Evanston; Clarissa Paltzer,Riverside, Illinois; Betty Bartlett,Chicago; Ellen Cross, Chicago; Ellen 1 oday on therandiesThe Daily MaroonNight Editor for the next issue:Howard Hudson. Assistant: Ray¬mond Lahr.Music and ReligionJoseph Bond Chapel. Dr. GeorgeH, Thomas, St. Paul’s EpiscopalChurch, Chicago. At noon.Concert by the Chicago SymphonyOrchestra (University OrchestralAssociation). Eric de Lamarter,conductor. Leon Mandel Hall, 4:1,5.Phonograph Concert, Social Sci¬ence Assembly Hall, 12:30.Lectures“Integration of Character-buildingResources of the Community.” (Re¬ligious Education Club). Dr. M. H.Beckhan. Swift Commons, at 7.“The Ideas of Bernard Shaw.”Profe.ssor Ronald Crane. FullertonHall, the Art Institute, at 6:45.“Epigenesis and Preformation.’'Professor FVank R. Lillie. History ofScience Lecture. Harper M 11, at4:45.Analytic Lecture on the programof the Chicago Symphony Orchestra..\ssistant Professor C. M. Smith.Chicago Theological Seminary, Room439, at 3.“U. S. S. R. Today.” Mattie deHaan. Socialist Club. Social ScienceAssembly, at 8.MiscellaneousTryouts for the Tap Club. LowerGym, Ida Noyes Hall at 3:30.Meeting of the Board of Libraries.Harper M 27, at 8.Meeting of Strolling Friars inReynolds Club, Room A, at 7:30.Gilmore, Chicago.Wyvern—8Ruth Allison; Juliana Bond; La-verne Brett; Hannah Fiske; VirginiaLindwall; Peggy Mason; MarionSmith; Eleanor Graham; all of Chi¬cago. GAGERS DROP LASTMINUTE CONTEST TOCHAMPAIGN QUINTET(Continued from page 3)ment in form over the two previousconference games. Their guardingw’as better though it still needs muchpolishing. Tommy Flinn was thespirit of the team, fighting hardthroughout the game and displayingremarkable ability in taking the ballaway from dribbling opponents.Bill Haarlow sank two spectacularbaskets and the.se, coupled with hisfour penalty points, gave him a totalof eight markers. A big factor inthe Chicago second half defense wasLeo Oppenheim, who blocked manymini attempts at points.The downstaters showed a speedyattack which depended mostly onshort shots. Guttschow, Froschauer,Hellmich, Fend, Braun all gave am¬ple evidence of their swiftness. Gutt¬schow led the visitors’ offense withnine points and was followed closelyby Froschauer with eight.The lineups:Chicago (26)fg ft pHaarlow, f 2 4 1Flinn, f 0 12Peterson, c 10 1Wegner, g 2 0 2Lang, g 4 2 2Oppenheim, g 0 11Totals 9 8 9Illinois (32)fg ft pFroschauer, f 3 2 1Guttschow, f 3 3 2Mills, f 2 0 0Hellmich. c 3 11Fend, g 10 3Braun, g 10 2Totals 13 6 9Officials: Getchell (St. Thomas)and Young (Illinois Wesleyan). Economists OpenFire on Roosevelt’sNew Money Policy(Continued from page 1)has since the end of March, withmonetary manipulation of the re¬stricted type, without defining theultimate purpose of the restrictions.“He does not promLse any definitestabilization, but leaves the questionopen. He has not said that he willnot devaluate further when once hehas arrived at 50 per cent of thepresent dollar. He does not commithimself to any promise that he willnot ask Congress in the future forfurther depreciation of the dollar.What he has done is to fix the upperand lower limits of foreign exchangefluctuations.”Message Ambiguous—MeechCriticizing the message as ambig¬uous and unsatisfactory, StuartMeech, assistant professor of financein the School of Blisine.ss .said, “En¬ergies wasted on dollar schemesmight well go to attempts to restoreworld trade.“How is the two billion dollarfund to be used? It may be used tostabilize the dollar in foreign ex¬change. It may be used to drive dol¬lars down while driving the price ofgold up. It may be used to ‘windowdress’ the market for governmentbonds. The Treasury might drive upgold prices and support its bonds atthe same time—trying to carry outinflation policies on one hand andorthodox financial measures on theother. It might .stabilize the dollarabroad and support its bonds here.Ambiguity! Uncertainity!”“The President tells Congress thatthe time has not yet come to .stabilizecompletely the gold value of the dol¬lar, but that it is desirable that themargin of uncertainty as to its fu¬ture value .should be reduced,”Garfield V. Cox, professor of finance,commented. “Accordingly, he has asked Congress to make 60 per centof the old weight of the dollar as themaximum which he may set, with 50cents still the minimum.“Presumably the President hopesthat this element of greater definite¬ness will tend to improve domesticbusiness confidence and to hastenthe time when an internationalagreement for currency stabilizationwill be possible.”FOR GOLUBGBGnULSfmim kmi m BadMeSBB BUSINESS“n* awtoM CWW< «** • (MbU6 StMrtfc Mfeaioa Abeummm ■■■dBlyB 4M4,1DREXEL THBATRK8SS B. MrdThm. and Wed.IRENE DUNNE“ANN VICKERS”MaU. Daily 15c tRI *si9Dnke UnivmitySCHOOL OF MEDICINEDurham, N. C.Four terms of eleven weeks aregiven each year. These may betaken consecutively (M.D. inthree years) or three terms maybe taken each year (M.D. infour years). The entrance re¬quirements are intelligence,character and at least two yearsof college work, including thesubjects specified for Grade AMedical Schools. Catalogues andapplication forms may be ob¬tained from the Dean...that CliesteffielaAas a moaem up-to-JafeToiaccoin far-off kistoricSmfmaSo important is the handlingof Turkish tobacco in mak¬ing Chesterfield cigarettes thatLiggett & Myers Tobacco Co.,maintains this specially equippedplant right in the heart of thefamous Smyrna tobacco section.It is the largest and mostmodern tobacco factory in theNear East.Turkish tobacco, you know, is thebest '^seasoning’* there is for ciga¬rettes. At all times Chesterfield hasin storage — at this plant and inAmerica — about 350,000 bales ofthe right kinds of Turkish tobacco.the cigarette that’s MILDERthe cigarette that TASTES better© 1934, LiGCHvr 8c Mvers Tobacco Co.V/ rVol. 34. No. 52.The GreeksHave a Word—By HARRY MORRISON—Well, the open houses were alljrieat, big and huge successes, andeveryone is fairly happy. And nowwe get back to work, and the boys 'ever at the Phi Sig house get writ- iten up today.Incidentally it's getting so thatthe “writer,” who is really tryinghard, is almost afraid to say anythingthat might be construed as an opin¬ion. And. of course, if he can’t givehis opinion, he isn’t writing a col¬umn, but a bunch of unclassified andmeaningless facts. But anythingyou read in this column is prettygenerally what I think to be the cam¬pus opinion and not just my own— jIn writing this column I have been jrepeatedly told by The Daily MaroonBoard of Control that I ani to beimpartial.But enough of that.PHI SIGMA DELTAThe fraternity is not a particular¬ly ancient one. Founded in 1909 at( olumbia, its local chapter w'as es¬tablished in 1921. There are 24 chap¬ters not very well scattered over thecountry. It is fairly strong in theoast, goes as far south as Florida, !and as far west as Colorado, and is jmost strongly entrenched in the Mid¬dle West. 1There are 28 active members in |the local chapter, with about 12 |more of the boys in the graduateschools in addition to the active chap¬ter and sort of hanging around the :dear old fraternity lending moralstrength and adding to the generalconfusion. All these people help tofill up the house and make the fra¬ternity a going business, which is agreat help.activitiesWhen it comes to activities, the jPhi Sigs are just so-so. That means |that, while they’re not so hot and'don’t carry much weight in campusaffairs, they still could be a lotworse. We might say that they’rejust about average. iAs far as athletics go, they standpretty well—the muscle boys getlight out and do their stuff for dearold Phi Sig. They’ve got a guy onthe basketball team who breaks intothe headlines every few days; they’vegot a fellow on the track team whomakes us poor writers look weak; andthere’s another on the baseball team,who, although he’s no Babe Ruthjunior, now’, will develop into a verygood man. And when it comes to in¬tramurals, they come through witha winning team in something everyonce in a while.When we look at major campusjobs or major campus activities, thePhi Sigs are lower than in the past,right now, except for a senior intra¬mural manager. 'There’s one man onthe senior class council, and one manon the Phoenix, but their biggestweakness is in not having anyone ofreal potential strength in their junioror sophomore classes. They have 2men in Skull and Cre.scent. Also, theyhave the student chairman of theJewish Student’s Foundation. Mostof the power went out of the housewith graduation la.st spring, but theystill do enough to make themselvesfelt to some extent.AND THE DOUGH |You may get tired of seeing “andthe dough” every day, but you don’tget any more tired of seeing it thanI get of w’l’iting it. Anyway, I foundthat Phi Sig was about the cheapestin the matter of monetary expenseof any of the houses seen yet. Themonthly expense for a man living inthe house comes to $32.50, and thisincludes everything except social as¬sessments. The monthly bill for aman living outside the house is justSlG, w’ith the social stuff again extra.They figure the members’ dues, whichare included in the monthly costfigure, at $3.50 per month. And theyfion’t owe a cent to anybody!The initiation fee, which includes'this said very carefully, and I hope’ bores you) a pin, a subscriptionto the fraternity magazine, andeverything else of great importance, jis f 15. There is also a litt’e incidental'f'c of $30 imposed at the time of 'pledging, which brings the actual !initial cost of membership to $75. jPLEDGING !Alpha Tau Omega announces the jpledging of Arthur Klotz of Hilwau-hoe. Wisconsin. Wife Bailp iHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. JANUARY 16. 1934 Price ThrISSUE NEW RULESFOR CUNTROL OFSOCIAL ACTIVITIES Daily Maroon OpensGrade Survey Todayin College Library ECONOMISTS TAKE Eighty-Nine Women PledAll - University AffairsGiven Preference !in Regulations |No more restricted parties, such !as club 01 fraternity affairs, will be Jpermitted to be held on the same date jas an all-University party, according jto the new social regulations drawnup by the Student Social Committeeand issued through the office of theDean of Students.All social affairs in general mustend by 1 in the morning. That is,all guests must have left the placewhere the party is held by that hour.Social affairs lasting later than 10in the evening may be held only onFriday or Saturday nights, or on anight before a holiday. Each organ-'ization on campus, including, fra¬ternities, may have four “late par¬ties” in one calendar year, but notmore than one such party may beheld during any one quarter.Event* Must Be RegisteredAll student social affairs must beregistered in the office of the Deanof Students, according to a rulingalready in effect. All parties of anall-University nature must be regis¬tered within the first three weeks ofthe quarter; all others, at least twoweeks in advance. According to thenew ruling, no restricted parties willbe registered for the same date as anall-University affair.The names and addresses of at jleast two hostesses are required at |the time a social affair is regis- jtered. Student social affairs must be iheld at places on the approved list jwhich is on file in the office of the jDean of Students. The Dean of Stu- |dents’ office requests the courtesy of ;information concerning all alumniparties to which undergraduates arcinvited, though complete registrationof such parties is not necessary.Other RulesIt is not the intention of the Uni¬versity to curtail unreasonably thehospitality of the fraternities, but inorder to safeguard the good name ofthe fraternities and to prevent criti¬cism of them and of the University,a regulation exists that no womanmay be entertained in a fraternityhouse unless the fact, together withthe name of a hostess, has beenpreviously registered in the office ofthe Dean of Students. The only ex¬ceptions to t’nis rule are made in thefavor of the mothers of active mem¬bers, and in the case of one fraterni¬ty which has a housemother living inthe house. Meetings of the mother’sclubs of the various frateinities willcontinue to be registcvec. Today, and all this week, the fresh¬man and sophomore classes will votef(M- or against the giving of gradeson the comprehensives.The Daily Maroon will distributeque.stionnaires in the College libraryin Cobb every afternoon this weekbetween the hours of 2 :30 and 4 ;30.Members of the staff will be presentto hand out and receive the ques¬tionnaires. ISSUE WITH NEWMONETA^ POLICYCriticize President’sLatest Message toCongress Thirteen Clubs as Wetof Intensive Rushing EndsReaction of University economiststo President Roosevelt’s monetarymessage to Congress yesterday wasFor those who find it impossible j generally one of disappointment be-to go to Cobb hall, 'fhe Daily Maroon is printing a copy of the ques¬tionnaire in today’s paper. It may befilled in and left either at the Ma¬roon office or at the faculty ex¬change.Questionnaire BriefThe questionnaire is brief and willtake only a few minutes to fill out.There are two specific systems ofgrading upon which an opinion isasked. One sets forth the straightA, B, C, D, rating and the other thepassed or failed rating now used byinstructors in individual courses.Under this latter category, the alter¬native of an honors, passed, andfailed system is proposed.Students are also asked for anyadditional ideas they may have onany phase of the new plan. Whilethis latter information cannot betabulated with the rest of the ques¬tions, it is hoped that much worth¬while opinion on problems of the newplan may be revealed.All questionnaires are to be signedfor the purposes of checking.PROBATION LIFTED ASFRATERNITIES SUBMITFINANCIAL REPORTSATIRIZE MERGERIN FIRST WINTERISSUE OF PHOENIXThe January issue of the Phoenix,mpus humor magazine, will appearmorrow, according to Milt Olin,liter. Jarmyn Ward, Arthur Rhum-iy, Harry Morrison, and Sidney Hy-an have written the featureDries. The cover is on the mergererne.Shumway’s contribution is en¬ded, “The Pride of Hsu-Yung,” aDry of a Chinese executioner takenom an ancient anecdote. “Get aewspaper Job,” is Ward’s sugges-)n, based on actual experience. Hy-an gives some intimate and hither-unknown glimpses of one of thempus personalities in his “Saga ofjw York Jim.” A funnier than usual’magnolia,” a sequel to his famous^tarmigan,” is Morrison’s contri-ition. Pmagnolia is Ptarmigan’siter.A syndicated book review and areen review will be found for thest time in this issue. Harry Mooremments on the theater. A metro-litan news letter tells of latest?w York modernistic developments,le “Arm-Cliair Clinic” and “Gertiee Go-Getter” are regular features.Phoenix will be sold, as usual, by !jb women who will be competing ir the monthly and quarterly club jizes. Woodworth Book Store and |e Un’ -iity Book Store will alsov- for sale. Copies also may jof fViA Phnpnix office. The seven fraternities which wereplaced on probation la.st Thursdayhave all been officially reinstated af-er submitting their overdue financialreports in the correct form. Thisstatement was issued through the of¬fice of the Dean of Students yester¬day.The fraternities were placed onprobation last Thursday for failureto submit their financial reports forthe autumn quarter before the dead¬line Wednesday. In the case of PhiKappa Psi, the report was not in theproper form and was quickly correct¬ed. The report of Alpha Delta Phiwas placed in the mail by Wednes¬day but it failed to reach the officeof the Dean of Students in time.This is the first time in the his¬tory of the fraternities that the Uni¬versity has deemed it necessary toresort to such drastic action as to pub¬lish the list of fraternities whichwere placed on probation. In the pastit was impossible to make out thejoint report of the financial condi¬tions of the fraternities at the Uni¬versity before the middle of the fol¬lowing quarter because of the delayin submitting overdue audits. Thepresent action was thought necessaryto prevent delay in making out the(Continued on page 2) cause of the President’s failure tomake a clearly defined statement thatwould end many of the importanteconomic ambiguities of his program.Agreeing that his message indicatedan intention to carry further thepolicies begun last March, most ofthe men consulted took issue withthe soundness of that policy,“This me.ssage makes more definitewhat was already known to be themonetary policy of the administra¬tion.” said Harry D. Gideonse, asso¬ciate professor of Economics. “Thereare immediate and ultimate conse¬quences. The immediate results are,of course, more significant at themoment. But how many depressionscan you remedy by devaluatingwithout .'sacrificing the full 100 percent of the monetary unit?”Simons’ Reaction“If I am correctly informed aboutthe President’s message, it containsnothing surprising.” Henry C. Sim¬ons, assistant professor of Economics,said. “One’s reaction to it will de¬pend upon one’s convictions aboutthe whole gold policy since lastMarch.“As a means for prompt and op¬portune raising of domestic prices,the policy is naive and ill-conceived.Its real importance lies in the perhapsirreparable damage to the future ofthe gold standard, and to the futureof international relations,”“Whatever one might think of thepolicy, no lack of consistency couldbe charged to the Pi’esident on thebasis of his message,” MelchiorPalyi, German economist and visit¬ing professor of Economics of theUnivi-sity, said. “He goes on as he(Continued on page 4) Fellowes, Leader ofMt. Everest Flight,Has Royal AncestryAir Commander Peregrine ForbesMorant Fellowes, who as leader ofthe expedition which flew overMount Everest lastApril, participatedin one of the mostdaring and scien¬tifically importantevents in the his¬tory of aviation,will lecture on theflight and showhis motion pic¬tures in Mandelhall at 8:30 Fridayevening.Commander F’el-Air Com. Fellowes Jowes is a directdescendant of Ed¬ward III, King of England, and ofthe Earls of Es.sex and March. Heis a grandson of the gallant CaptainFellowes who, in the battle foughtin the Bay of Navarino in 1829, dis¬tinguished himself as one of Bri¬tain’s immortal seamen.Commander Fellowes was born inAustralia. For several years he act¬ed as Aide-de-Camp to King GeorgeV of England. He commanded theexpedition which surveyed and open¬ed the Cairo-Baghdad air route. Heachieved great fame during theW'orld War when he bombed thelocks at Zeebrugge.Tickets On SaleTickets for Fellowes' lecture areon sale for 55 cents and 85 cents atthe Mandel Cloi.ster box office,Woodworth’s bookstore, and theUniversity bookstore.Tickets for the lecture by Ray¬mond Moley, famous economist, onFebruary 6 will be placed on .-^ale al¬ter Commander Fellowes’ lecture.The final speaker in the Student lec¬ture series will be announced later.Vocational Office Distributes 11,000Books to Secure Community AidDistribution of 11,000 pamphlets,outlining the qualities and advan¬tages of employing University stu¬dents in part time capacities, wasbegun yesterday by the Board of Vo¬cational Guidance and Placement,under the supervision of John CLKennan, vocational counsellor. Thepamphlets will be distributed tohomes throughout the Universitycommunity, to the faculty throughfaculty exchange boxes, at lectures,and through the mothers’ auxiliariesof the fraternities.The purpose of the pamphlets is toacquaint members of the Universitycommunity with the work of the Vo¬cational Guidance and Placement of¬fice and to increase the number ofstudents hired on a part time basis.Symphony Illustrates NineteenthCjlentury Music in Concert TodayBy 'CARROLL DISONToday’s concert by the ChicagoSymphony Orchestra, to be played at4:15 in Mandel hall, advances thesurvey of music to the opening ofthe nineteenth century. The periodwill be illustrated by Beethoven’ssixth (“Pastoral”) symphony, andby the ballet suite from “Cephale etProcris,” by Gretry, a French con¬temporary of Beethoven. Honegger’ssymphonic poem, “Pa.storal d’Ete,”and his “Pacific (231),” and the Or¬chestral Fragments (Second Series)from Ravel’s “Daphnis et Chloe”complete the program.Beethoven gave descriptive titlesto the movements of the sixth, an un¬usual thing for him to do. The title.'^are “Awakening of Joyful Feelingson Arrival in the Country,” “By theBrook,” “V'illage Festival,’’ “TheStorm,” “Shepherd’s Song,” and“Thanksgiving after the Storm.” Rutthe listener iiu.st not strain to dis¬cern these exact meanings in themusic, for Beethoven himself has added the caution, “More an expre.ssion of feeling than of painting.”The Gretry sei actions have been I fields. Such fields as advertising, per-by making known the competent as¬sistance offered through the Place¬ment office.Twelve students enrolled in theVocational office have been givenpart time work in the distribution ofthe pamphlets. The pamphlet itselflists various capacitie.<—miscellane¬ous house work, part time chauffour-ing, tutoring, Pookkeeplng, selling,typing, and caring for children—inwhich students may be used.Money to piint the pamphlets wassecured from the Community NeedsFunu. A large part of the moneyin the Community Needs Fund con¬sists of a percentage of the Chapelofferings.The appropnation was recommend¬ed by Dean Charles W. Gilkey of theUniversity Chapel with the approvalof vice-president Frederic Wood¬ward. James Weber Linn, professorof English, donated part of themoney to cover the actual distribu¬tionThe Board of Vocational Guid¬ance and Placement completed aseries of lectures by alumni last quar¬ter dealing with various bu.sinessarranged for concert performance byFelix Mottl. They comprise a “Tam- jbourin,” “Menuetto,” and “Gigue.” i“I have always had a passionate |liking for locomotives,” said Honeg¬ger in an interview shortly after,“Pacific (231)” had been published, j“That which T have endeavored to jportray in ‘Pacific’ is not any imi- jI tation of the noises of the locomo-I tive, but the translation into music[ of the visua’ impression made by, andI the physical sensation of it.” And theI same attitude must be assumed withj respect to the “Pastoral d’Ete.”1 Ravel’s “Daphnis et Chloe” wasj composed in 1910 to bo produced byI tlie Russian ballot in Paris. Of theI two suites for orchestra, drawn fromj the ballet in 1911, the second is be-I ing porlormed today. The suite con-^ si?'ts of the following movements:“Daybreak,” “Pantomine.” a n d“Gene ’al Dance.” sonnel, production, finance, and op¬portunities for women were includedin the discussion. Results Show Drop of15 Per Cent OverLast YearEighty-nine women accepted bidsto the thirteen women’s clubs Sundayafternoon in Ida Noyes hall. 12 bidswere not called for. Last year 102women were pledged, while in 1932,the first year of deferred rushing,the clubs secured 77 members.The clubs and a list of theirpledges are as follows:Achoth—5Dorothy Echard; Harriet Hogan;Helen Smith; Marion McKinney;Mary Rita Smith; all of Chicago.Arrian—3Dorothy Pederson; Pauline Jones;Dorothy Ray; all from Chicago.Chi Rho Sigma—8Beatrice Beale, Chicago; Mar¬garet Conger, Chicago; Mary Lav-erty, Chicago; Genevieve Fish, Chi¬cago; Winifred Rice, La Grange;Elizabeth Thomson, Harvey, Illinois;Faith Babcock, Chicago; GenevieveHollaran.Delta Sigma—4Evelyn Endiz, Berw'yn; EthelWooley, Chicago; Ruth Callender,Highland Park, Michigan; Elise Gib¬son.Deltho—5Joan Brautigam; Blanche Conrad;Ann O’Connell; Madge Bein; HelenShiffman; all of Chicago.Esoteric—6Mary Louise Coolidge; MargaretRandall; Jean Russell; Mary HelenBarber; Evelyn Smith; Azalea Wig¬gins; all of Chicago.Mortar Board—12Helen McDermut, Chicago; Eliza¬beth Vaughan, Goose Pointe, Mich¬igan; Florence Pedley, Chicago; Lucy'Trumbull, Winnetka, Illinois; JaynePaulman, Chicago; ^Jarion Oliver,Winnetka; Helen Anderson, Chicago;Anne Palmer, Evanston, Illinois;Janet Humphreys, Chicago; JeanPickard, Cardova, .\labama; Mar¬garet Giaver, Chicago; Elizabeth Mc-Casky, Chicago.Phi Beta Delta—7Roseann Cushing; Jeanette Cock-rane; Cynthia Grabo; Virginia Prind-ville; Dorothea Merriam; Jane Beh-ren; Emily Peterson; all of Chicago.Phi Delta Upsilon—6Six women were pledged to thisclub.Pi Delta Phi—7Marie Wolfe; Phyllis Greene;Mary Olmstead; Margaret Brown;Ruby Howell; Virginia Vereken;Fayne Johnson; all of Chicago.Quadrangler—11Julia Cottrell, Springfield, Illinois;Gertrude Senn, Green Bay, Wiscon¬sin; Mary Haskell, Boston, Mas.sachu-(Continued on page 4)FIFTY REGISTERFOR DRUCE LAKEDISCUSSION GROUPPRINT HINTON’S BOOKON PRACTICE ACT“Syllabi” for lawyers and judgescontaining Professor Edward W.Hinton’s lectures on the new IllinoisCivil Practice .^ct have been publish¬ed by the University Bookstore, andj will be available tomorrow at theI Bookstore for $2.i The material of the book has been■ taken from Piofessor Hinton’s courseon "Pleading and Procedure Underthe New Illinois Civil Practice .Act."given for the first time last quarterat the University college. In additionto 12 lectures by Professor Hinton,there will be included discussions ofquestions brought up in the class. Forty students from the Universityand twelve members of the facultyare expected to attend the annualconference at Druce lake Saturdayand Sunday. The discussion of theconference will be the manifestation,interpretation and criticism of thepresent day value of religion.Dr. Melville Herskovits of the de¬partment of Anthropology of North¬western university, will open thediscussion Saturday afternoon withan outline of the various manifesta¬tions of religion from primitivetimes to the present day. Saturdayevening. Dr. Henry S. Houghton, di¬rector of the University clinic, willspeak.Mrs. Henry Wieman will discussthe individual aspects of religion andDr. Arthur Holt, professor of SocialEthics in the Divinity school, willdi.scuss the social aspects of religionSur day morning. .A summary of theentire conference will he presentedSunday afteinoon by Dean .Aaron J.Brumbaugh and Eugene Staley, as¬sistant professor of Economics.Robert Walker, a member of theChapel Council, is ir, charge of thearrangements. Plans are being madefor tho^-e 3vho are going to leave incai-s Saturday mornuig.I.ast year, the discussion of theconference was centered around theresponsibilities of the intelligentsiatoward the solution of the sucia’problems of the day.^FOUNDED IN 1901!> Maroon ia the otfiria) student newspaper of the■ f Chieano. publiiiied morninirs except Saturday,nd Monday durinp the autumn, winter, and sprinjr. The Daily Maroon Company. 5S31 University avenue.iption rates: *2.5t' a year: $4.00 by mail. Single copies,nts.j responsibility ia aMumed by the University of Chicago.ny statements api'earing in The Daily Maroon, or for anyracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IS, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago. Illinois, under the .A.ct of March 3. 1819.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-ir.-ChiefVINTENT NEWMAN, Busirsss ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L MONTGOMERY, Cir ulationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EiAorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoe9 B. Gersoo EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudaon HowardDavid H. Kutner Florence M. RichWiahnlckWilliam Bergman business assistantsWilliam O’Donnell Robert SamuelaSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte Fishman Raymond LahrEdgar Greenebaixm lanet LewyRuth Greenebaum Curtis MelnickCharles Hoerr Robert McQuilkenHenry Kelley Donald Morris Ralph NicholsonKan TrussingHarker StantonJeanne SlolteWilliam WatsonSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSRod Chapin Zalmon Goldamith Gerald SternhVank Davis Eldward Schsar Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Graver Frenton CutlerGeorg MannNight Editor; Tom BartonAssistant: Curtis MelnickTuesday, January 16, 1934TRUTHFUL, BUTNOT ANTI-FRATERNITYRational judgment, not emotional paroxyism,becomes decisive under any system of deferredrushing..-\ freshman is going to join a fraternity this yeareither upon demonstration that it is the best oncampus or upon proof that it is next best to oneor several who did not bid him.In the old days, hapless freshmen were cor¬ralled upon arrival at campus, introduced to anumber of alumni and a few stray actives, con¬vinced that these, after all, were his God-givencollege mates, and were pledged without enter¬ing another fraternal portal. A freshman did notknow that he had gone through an emotional ex¬perience until two or three days had passed,alumni had disappeared, and a lot of sorry look- jing actives appeared.Emotion, at present, guides freshmen only whentwo fraternities with resort to logic and reasonhave persuaded him that they deserve to pledgehim. Then the freshman, once victim, but nowjudge, will make his choice under the influenceof something really important—like the number oftimes one fraternity has broken the rushing rulesin the interest of his entertainment.Accepting the principle of deferred rushing,which is as excellent of end as impossible ofmeans. The Daily Maroon has attempted to aidall concerned in their achievement of the means.The end of deterred rushing, of course, is toallow t/eshmen to arrive at a leisurely decisionconcerning their preference of collegiate compan¬ions. In other words, an astounding concessionhas been made to entering students—they maylead their own lives by making their own de¬cisions!But providing means of enforcing ihe conces¬sion have been anticipated difficult, and misun¬derstood.From the beginning The Daily Maroon hasrecognized that the present status of every tra-ternily is what everyone wants to know. Presentstatus, we believe, includes national standing,financial requirements, financial standing, and up-perclass opinion concerning the strength of thehouse. To this purpose. The Greeks Have a Wordwas dedicated, and from the first many objectionswere expected.Truth always causes objections.On the subject of national standing, we havetaken each fraternity’s word unless we know bet¬ter and can prove it.C ampus standing has been determined by the |number and the worth of men in activities and |athletics. Their number was carefully checkedand their worth was stated as the opinion of The |Daily Maroon.Financial requirements and standing were taken THE DAILY MA^./s2>N, TUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1934at the word of members unless the> soundedatrociously reduced for our especial benefit.But, for freshmen, the most important factorin their choice of a fraternity is what other upper¬classmen think of it. The Daily Maroon has in¬terpreted this opinion in reference to all fratern¬ities. and has not yet been rebuked for misinter¬pretation except by members of the fraternity to To the Editor of The Maroon:,1 In the Maroon of January 10 youwhich the stated opinion referred. MacMillan, professor ofNow. it is a sad commentary upon fraternities ■ Astronomy, as saying, “Science re-that facts about them and analyses of opinion | Quires intellectual vigor, and men are1 ^ . u r ui "TL I I more vigorous mentally and physical-ahout them seem to be unfavorable. The Daily ^^an women." If Professor Mac-■Maroon, in telling the truth, has been interpreted ! Millan said this, may I commend toas anti-fraternity. ! attention Virginia Woolf’s “A. . ; Hoorn of One’s Own.’’ It may furnishThe Daily Maroon is not anti-fraternity. | him with food for thought.W e believe that young men, according to their Mary B. GiUon.I nature, have invariably tended to form groups.I cliques, gangs, clubs, orders, fraternities, or anyother organization that implies the exclusion of, somebody else.Rationally, this impulse of human nature couldnot be avoided, and fraternities are a much lessi harmful evidence of the impulse than many otherI current forms.Men of ability join fraternities, and fraternitymen lead the campus. They do not lead becausethey are fraternity men; they lead because theyhave ability, aggressiveness, and ambition.Somehow an institution that consistently drawsmen of such calibre cannot be dead, or dying, oreven weak.—J. P. B.x ^x x x xx x x xx'x'x XMMCx'ifX, xx' ;• xI The Travelling BazaarjI BY CHARLES (“Scriblerus”) TYROLER io %|X;X?X xTj; SvX'S'lX X.Sixrx^X X' xJx'X xWx X” XX[xTS;Si^ixM3x''x -C' (■- /DA’.-J,V( ;/./• SC. t 1 'EXGf.RS'I'licy tell nu- that the (Juads had a scavenger huntthe other night. We, being hninan, asked "they”what the “objee'tives" were. And "they" answered:dunno what all of tlieni were, init "they"• i the girls had to. get a lork of . Ilex"Well,tell me tl.at oneKt'luu's luiir!"spii.i K/Ac; (>r scA! RX(,i:ksWe <lon't know whetlier or uut the (Jimu got alock of the fair-haired hoy’s hair, but the liitcheockboys go out and get things when they have .xcavengerhunt'..\nd tile Hitclicock boys did have a scavenger huntthe other night! One of the fellow.s was supposed toget Vv’eiiington Jones’ night-shirt. If w.isn't verylong i>efore he returned triumphant. He not onlyiiad Junes' night-shirt, hnt lie also had a signed af¬fidavit testifying to the genuineness of the article!We like to toy with the picture of Jones gettingup in tlie middle of the^ night, and not only givingup his night-shirt and thereliy risking pneumonia, butthen being good-natured enough to sign an affidavitf'.r tile undaunted Hitchcocker. Some guy, this fel¬low Jones!« « »Jl'ST A UTILE ERALX TVTISTERA question of lateOiicstiou; i on a man marry his loidoiv's sister^(•peap SI puKqsnq asoq.w ubiuo.w e : .wopi.wp uoipuyap) -asdjoa c .Ojbiu oj 8ut[[i.v\ sus,A\opi.w aqi ssa(un ;o\j ; .\uiump tio.c ‘ox : io-wsuy« * »Hon't feel liadly if you didn't get that one. Thejoke has been jjojiular since the days of Ibsen and no¬body lias ever gotten it the first time. Gil Whitetold it to us while George \’an der Hoef was thereand even George hit. Gil tells us that Strother Caryand Hill C'assels have been arguing the question asa ixiint of law for over two days. Maybe this willput them out of their misery even if it does causemisery to others.* • •:\NSrAKEX IDEXItl)It happened during the open house rushing periodSunday. In our best ‘‘greeter" mood, we were stand¬ing with our hand on the door-knob, in order to makeore- of getting any freshman that might stroll nearthe place. We heard a shuffle of feet and yankedopen tlie door. "Is this the Alpha Mu Epsilon NuTheta house?" he asked timidly. “Thass right", weanswered. "Come right in....my name’s Tyroier." Hehesitated and then decided to give us his name. "Mineis .Abeneezer Apldumphfling.” "Glad to know youApple-dumpling," said we tartly.and then in zealked sidney hyman"Hey, Sid", said we, "Come over here; 1 want youto meet a fellow.”Sidney came over".Apple-dumpling, I want you to mecl Sidney Hyman.’’Tlie freshman gasjied... "Not the Sidney Hyman...the fellow that writes The Travelling Bazaar?’’Sidney blushedSays Sid: “Oh....! don’t write it (pointing atus) he does...."exit Sidney (back to ZBT rushing)•Apple-dumpling scratched his head then he turnedto us and asked: “Is your name Harry Morrisonand is this the Phi Psi house?”THIS IS A TRUE STORY S’HELP ME(S’HKLF US)« « «READ HARRY MORRISON'S PROMOTIONALIN THIS ISSUEREAD THE DAILY MAROON ADSGET EDUCATED.. . .READHARRY’S AD Such things are likely to happenwhen a scientist departs from his sci¬ence. We agree with you that Dr.MacMillan needs food for thought.—ed. rise up and roars of approval shall It was with the same malice and de¬ring heavenward as their Knight Er- vastating sarcasm that Voltaire wa-rant hurls defiance to the Keepers of wont to stir the cauldron of wTath^ ‘ ‘ in his followers. And remember whatcame after Voltaire . . .And now, to beci/me specific: Tinword “tripe’’ hardly has a place inwhat is meant to be a friendly criti¬cism of a fellow juvenile’s literaryendeavors. Yet, since it is concise anddefinitely apropos, it shall be um i).Obviously, I refer to Sid Hyman'.-:“Grumble Seat Number One.”Milton Shapin.As a wielder of the pen, you ap¬proach Mr. Hyman’s excellence; y. *we think you are very uncomplinientary when you refer to the Maroonas a “conservative journal.”—ed.the Gate . . . And hordes shall followthe shining sceptre of their Lead¬er . .Hundreds of years ago this pas¬sage was first written. And now thepublication of an exerpt from thebelles-lettre’s of a renowned dilet¬tante in mores brings it to my mind.Can it be that as conservative a jour¬nal as The Daily Maroon has espousedthe cause of the downtrodden masses?Is it within the realm of the possiblethat a social upheaval is imminent atdear old U. of C? The lesson of theFrench Revolution is well learned.The pen is mightier than the sword.Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:“For lo! Their Leader comes beforethem and His armor is pleasinglybrilliant . . . And the masses shallMISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In Broadview HotelandF ,7tbBREAKFAST, 25c to 50cLUNCHEON, 40c to 60cDINNER, 60c to 75cSPECIALSteak Dinner, TuesdayChicken Dinner. Thursday$.60Swedish Smorpasbord included with $.75week day dinners.Sunday Dinner, $.75 and $.90 4 Beautiful EnlargementFrom Your Own NegativeWith Class and Easel Back89cAlsoComplete Line of Kodaks, Films,Flash Bulbs, Flood LightsU. of C. Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVENUEWhat^s the News?There is only one way to keep abreastof the ever changing college world ofwhich our University is the spirited lead¬er!THE DAILY MAROON reflects notonly the changing traditions of the Mid¬way but also the progressive innovationsof Universities as a whole.SUBSCRIBE NOWONLY $1.75JANUARY TO JUNEDAILY MAROOisI SPORTSTUESDAY, JANUARY 16, 1934GAGERS DROP LASTMINUTE CONTEST TOCHAMPAIGN QUINTETSlapinfr a valiant but eventually iutile comeback in the second halfafter lajJTjrinpr eisrht points behind atthe end of the first period, the Ma-! non capre team bowed to a more• xperienced Illinois quintet, ,‘12 toat the fieldhouse Saturday nipht.It wa.'! the coolness under fire of theOranpe and Blue that lead to theirvictory in the last few minutes of:-lay.With the score 21 to 1.3 in favorof the mini, who were maintainingtheir first half lead, the Chicapro teamwent ahead on two shorts and a lonpi V I„anp, a pivot shot by Peterson,and a free throw by Flinn. Braun,hampaiprn ptuard, countered with abasket to put his school in front, butLanpr sank a foul shot to knot the, ount at 23 all.Maroon* Take Lead.,\fter Haarlow and Froschauer had< ach made a basket to keep the out¬fits tied, Oppenheim put the Maroonsin the lead by sinking: a penaltypoint. Then with the prame drawing:to a close Illinois demonstrated itsniperior experience by playing: calm¬ly and waiting: for an easy shot in¬tend of attempting: difficult ones.Patience was rewarded with theresult that Froschauer was able tosink a setup on a pass from Hell-mich. who later put the Illini furth¬er ahead by making a free throw.The Maroons were in a panic, thuspermitting: Mills, who had replacediJuttschow at forward, to shoot twoeasy baskets. The g:ame ended a few-seconds later.rhicag:o showed much improve-(Co.itinued on pnffo 4) SportFlashesBasket*—The Death of Ed Belshaw-Broken No»e—“Big Shot*”—-By TOM BARTON- MAROON POLO TEAMLOSES FIRST BIG TENBATTLE TO ILLINOIS Grapplers HoldIllinois to Drawin First Match CLOSE ENTRIES FORl-M DORM LEAGUEBASKETBALL TODAYBIG TEN STANDINGSw 1 pet tp opPurdue 4 0 1.000 155 90Iowa 3 1 .750 147 107Northwestern 3 1 .750 137 115Ohio State 0 0u .500 116 125Indiana 2 2 .500 103 114Illinois 2 2 .500 87 115Minnesota 1 2 .333 95 116Wisconsin 1 3 .250 103 102Michigan 1 3 .250 98 125Chicago 0 3 .000 76 108La*t Night'* Game*Purdue 27; Wisconsin 26.Ohio State 27; Indiana 23.Iowa 36; Illinois 14.Northwestern 44; Michigan 23. Purdue’s decisive 47 to 13 winover Indiana stamps the Boilermak¬ers as an early favorite for the BigTen hoop-casting title. Indiana’s in¬glorious defeat was the worst theIloosier team has suffered in manyseasons. Minnesota’s surprise 39-38victory over Iowa .set the Hawkeyesback a couple of notches in the tN)n-ference scramble.Northwestern, with a brand newzone defense, stepped out to bumpotf Ohio State in what some enP anupset. Illinois didn’*^ look too goodin their victory ove * the fighting Ma¬roons. So all in all it is beginningto look like Purdue for the Basketchampionsnip.The death of Eddie Belshaw, captain of Indiana’s wrestling team twoyears ago, exacts our deepest sym¬pathies. As a wrestler Belshaw -.vasConference and National 13.'>-pouudchampion, and a fine young man. In¬jured in a professional wrestlingbout a few weeks ago, he developeda serious case of blood po'.-oningfrom a simple mat burn and <liedSunday.Ray Ickes, versatile Maroon poloplayer, swimmer, and boxer receiveda broken nos* in the Illinois-Chicagopolo game at Champaign Saturday.Ray was leaning forward, preparedto zoom his mallet into the ballwhen he wa** caught on the bridgeof his nose fiv anothei mallet on theupswing. Ray’s nose was ruined buthe played the rest of the game.When we saw Ickes on campus thismorning he said that the small bono'^in the nose were shattered but out¬side of that he was 0. K. In an¬other couple of weeks he expects tobe boxing again.« 4> *Here’s an opportunity for some ofthe “BIG SHOTS” on campus. Thepistol team has been practicing forthe last few weeks, but there arestill positions open on the team. Any¬one who feels qualified to poundnails in a bulls eye with a pistol from.oO or so feet should report to thvR. 0. T. C. office. Ryerson hall 38. Receiving I’ttle or no assistancefrom the strange and inexperiencedjmnies which they were forced toride, the Maroons lost their first BigTen polo game of the year to Illinois,Saturday in a see saw contest, l l’-jto 12. Five of the goals weie kickedin by the ponies, and thi* winning Il¬lini goal was kicked in by a Chicagomount.The Chicago trio led at the c'ndof the first chukker, to 4, after aslow period. Illinois took a 7*2 to7 lead at the (‘ud of the second chuk-kei'. The Maroons forged aheadagain, scoring five goals in the thirdj chukker to lead 12 to 9’2. but coast¬ed the rest of the way while the II-1 ni rang up five juaikers in thefourth frame to win, 1 1’2 to 12.Ray Ickes, Chicago No. 2 man,received a broken nose from a mal¬let i'low in the thii'd chukker, thusaccounting for the sudden disappear-I ance of the Maroon team-work in thefinal period. Captain BVuce Benson‘ thrilled the ciowd with a tanbaikheadstand after he had been bucked; by his excited and inexperiencedmount. The lineup:Illinois (14 li)TiemenNo. 1 Chicago’s grapplers, after spottingthe Illini ten points in the first twobouts, fought back to an eight pointlead only to lose the la.st two boutsand all 'v.' Illinois to tie the meet '18 to 18, Saturday evening in Bart¬lett gym. With falls in six out o.‘;the eight events, the meet was a realthiiller from the spectator’s sta'id-point. Saturday’s meet inauguratedthe Maroon mat season.Norm Howard, brother of BionHoward, last year’s captain stepiiedforward for one of the outstandingperformances of the meet.118-lb. class—Frederick (I) threwBarton (C), 3:46.12()-lb, class—Adams (11 threwHauser ((’), 7:42.I3r)-lb. class—Howard (C) threwS-itton (I), 1:31.14.")-*b. das'- Krack. (Cl thi'cwTarek (II. 6:10.lo.u-lb. clas.s—Parg(*man (Cl de¬feated Rosander HI. Time .advan¬tage—7 :2r).Ifio-lb. class—Bedrava (Cl threwAndrews (II, 4 ;I 1175-lb. clas.s—Dahl (H defeatedhkictor (C). Time advantage—6:57Heavyv\*eight class—Cosneck (11throw Giles (C), 1 :18. Entries in the dormitory divisionof the intramuial basketball toui’.’ia-ment close today. Five teams haveregistered^and there is still room fora sixth one to complete the league.T'lay begin.s tomorrow evening.The fraternity and independentdivisions started play last week.Twenty-nine fraternity teams repre¬senting twenty-five hourec entered.Five leagues of six teams each havebeen formed.Eighteen groups entered teams inthe indejiendent division. Round rob¬in play in the three six team leaguesbegan with three independent gamesThursday. All teams in this divisionwill see action Wednesday night.The first games of the tournamentplayed two nights last week w lecharacterized by considerable sloppyplay. Most of the favorites won outin these games, but the way it looksnow. any team displaying even a lit¬tle team work and a semblance ofaccurate shooting would have aneasy time. However, it is expectedthat all teams will improve as thetournament progresses Hagr 1 hre^Reynolds Club,I-M Open PingPong TourneysTwo separate ping pong tournsments are eprunitucing on the I’versity campus. They are the i'mural tourney beginning today,the Reynolds club competitiiin v/hichstarts Monday,Pairings for singles play in thefirst round of the fraternity divisionof the intramural tourney were mail¬ed yesterday. 172 men have enter¬ed this eompi tition. Playing of thesematches must be completed before•lanurtry 20.Pairings in the independent divi¬sion are being sent out today andthe.se matches all have to be playedby .January 27. The intramuraldoubles tourney starts later this weekwhen the pairings will be mailed.! Registration in the Reynolds clubtournament began yesterday and willcontinue through Friday. In thechampionship division of this me<>t,gold, silver, and i ronze medals willbe awarded. A gold medal will beawarded to the consolation winni'r.The awards are now on exhibit inthe barber shun of the club. The fin-; als will be played in the south loungeof the club. No charge will be madefor tournament games.Chicago (12)HeppleAlyed (c)Shanu'l No. 2 IckesBenson (c)No. 3Referee: Major P’eatherstone.Lift Probation forSeven Fraternities(Continued from page 1)joint report.It is pointed out that because thesefraternities were placed on proba¬tion they are not necessarily in ques¬tionable financial condition. Thefailure to submit reports before thedeadline date was due, in most cases,to the fact that the fraternities .-im-l)ly omitted preparing their reportsin time to meet the deadline.PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERS DAILY MAROON GRADE QUESTIONNAIREPlease answer each questionStatus of Student; First. . .SecondThird . . Sex; MaltI.3. 1 am in favor of retaining the present system of five lettergrades (A, B, C, D, F) in the comprehensive examinationsof the four general introductory courses and the varioussequence courses.I am in favor of substituting the present system of five let¬ter grades with a system of three letter grades, Honors,Satisfactory, Unsatisfactory.With a system of two letter grades (satisfactory, unsatis¬factory) such as instructors are doing now to indicatestandings in the various courses.Comment on any phase of the new plan that interests you,both for and against, on a separate sheet of paper. FemaleYes Noiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii The Club Rush Is Over!But theBIG-RUSHIs Yet to ComeGET ALL THE “SLOP” FROM-~“Hellbent Harry” MorrisonOutspoken Oracle of“GREEKS HAVE A WORD”YOUR DAILY MAROON ►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►c t t>ur THE DAIL Y MAROON. TUESDAY. JANUARY 16, 1934THEATERbyBETTY HANSENThe Chicago Playersie“The First Mrs. Fraser”atinternational HouseThe Chio'v^o F’layeis* pYiformunceTh#' First Mrs. Fraser" (W. v.ot...lie deprive them of their amateurstanding:, but it did prove that thigroup has several members who showreal promise. This applies mostparticularly to Mrs. Luella Canter¬bury, whose graciousness and charmmade her a delightful Mrs. Fraser."The F’irst Mrs. Fraser” is prob¬ably the most popular of St. JohnErvine’s modern comedies. It hadits world premiere in London in July.1929. and its American premiere inChicago four months later. Ervine.who is distinguished as a critic ar.des.-^ayist as well as a playwright, hasa real talent for lines. It was un¬fortunate that so many of his mosteffective lines were thrown away bythe member.' of the Players’ cast.Even Mrs. Canterbury, who was themost outstanding member of thecast, was guilty of this fault nowand then, but her co-actors erredrepeatedly.Sherman Marks, as Ninian Fraser,had the best lines in the play, but hefailed to make the most of their ef¬fectiveness simply by trying toohard. He has an engaging .stage p. r-sonality, however, and further e.v-perience will undoubtedly '.ncreasehis assurance and poi.se. Shen.«toneDonneliey’s chief qualification forthe role of James Fraser was his aii-pearance. He looked the part to per¬fection, but he spoke his lines fartoo rapidly. He gave the audiencean uneasy moment when he muffedhis cue in the second act and forced .\tnold Robertson nto some franticad lib-ing.Robertson, by the way. did well asPhilip Logan, altliough he had somedifficulty in getting under way. Heseemed rather confused throughoutthe first act, hut did a nice piece ofacting during the remainder of theplay, part cularly in his scenes withMrs. Canterbury. 'The rest of tne ca(St can be dis¬posed of with a word. Kaye Cuslerd.d well enougV; as the second Mrs.Fraser, although she is rather too im¬mature even for the voie of Elsie andshow.< a .'trong tendency to overact. ^Bernice Levine was decorative as.\lice Fraser, but her voice is dis-jI turbing. Clarence Pire*. in your jCl itic’s humble opinion, is more sue- |cessful in staging than in acting.Now for our usual word of praiseto Nathan Krevitsky — his settingsare excellent. Judith Schoenberg,too. deseiwes an orchid for assemb¬ling the most attractive propertieswe have seen this season.Periiajis we ha\e concentrated toomuch on detail, and failed to note thegeneral merit of the play. But, no.we truly enjoyed “The First Mrs.Fraser” and we look fonvard w'iththe customary interest to the Chicago IPlayers’ production of Hauptman’s• The Weavers”, which they have se¬lected to interpret for their next of¬fering.89 WOMEN ACCEPTBIDS TO 13 CLUBS(Continued from page 1) isetts; Elizabeth Bliss, Flossmoor. II-jlinois; Molly Hecht. Davenport. Iowa;Betty Ellis, Evanston; Bonita Lillie, jChicago; Margaret Noble, Chicago; |Lillian Wilson. Pittsburgh. Pennsyl- ivania; Eleanor Sulcer, Chicago; Rita ;Cusack, Chicago. jSigma—7 |Rose Baker. Chicago; Alice Cock-'burn, St. Joseph, Michigan; WilmaWatrous, Evanston; Clari.ssa Paltzer, 'Riverside. Illinois; Betty Bartlett,;Chicago; Ellen Cross. Chicago; Ellen Voday on the(JuadranglesThe Daily Maroon iNight Editor for the next issue ;|Howard Hudson. Assistant; Ray¬mond Lahr.Music and Religion |Joseph Bond Chapel. Dr. George jH. Thomas. St. Paul’s EpiscopalChurch, Chicago. .At noon. iConcert by the Chicago Symphony IOrchestra (University Orchestral |.Association). Eric de Lamarter, iconductor. Leon Mandel Hall, IPhonograph Conceit, Social Sci- ience .A.-^sombly Hall, 12;30. 1Lectures |“Integration of Character-building jResources of the Community.” (Re- jligious Education Club). Dr. M. H. |Beckhan. Swift Commons, at 7. |“The Ideas of Bernard Shaw.”Professor Ronald Crane. FullertonHall, the Art Institute, at 6;4fi,"Epigenesis and Preformation.’’Profe.'ssor Frank R. Lillie. History ofScience Lecture. Harper M 11, at4:4o.Analytic Lecture on the programof the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. IAssistant Professor C. M. Smith |Chicago Theological Seminary, Room !439, at 3."IV S. S. R. Today.” Mattie de jIlaan. Socialist (ffub. Social Science jAssembly, at 3. |Miscellaneous 'Tryouts for the Tap Club. Lower]Gym, Ida Noyes Hall at 3 :30. iMeeting of the Board of Libraries, jHarper M 27. at 8. |Meeting of Strolling Friars in 'Reynolds Club, Room A, at 7 ;30. *Gilmore. Chicago.Wyvern—8Ruth .Allison; Juliana Bond; l^a-verne Brett; Hannah Fiske; VirginiaLindw'all; Peggy Mason; MarionSmith; Eleanor Graham; all of Chi¬cago. GAGERS DROP LASTMINUTE GONTEST TOGHAMPAIGN QUINTET(Continued from page 3)ment in form over the two previousconference games. Their guardingwas better though it still needs muchpolishing. Tommy Flinn w'as thespirit of the team, fighting hardthroughout the game and displayingremarkable ability in taking the ballaway from dribbling opponents.Bill Haarlow sank two spectacularbaskets and the.se, coupled with hisfour penalty points, gave him a totalof eight markers. A big factor inthe Chicago second half defettse wasLeo Oppenheim, who blocked manymini attempts at points.The downstaters showed a speedyattack which depended mostly onshort .shots. Guttschow, Froschauer.Hellmich, Fend. BVaun all gave am¬ple evidence of their swiftness. Gutt¬schow led the visitors’ offense withnine points and w'as followed closelyby Froschauer with eight.The lineups:Chicago (26)fg ft pHaarlow, f 2 4 1Flinn. f 0 12Peterson, c 10 1Wegner, g 2 0 2Lang, g 4 2 2Oppenheim, g 0Totals 9Illinois (32)Froschauer, f 3Guttschow, f 3Mills, f 2Hellmich. c 3Fend, g 1Braun, g 1 18ft230100Totals 13 0 9(Jfficials: Getchell (St. Thomas)and Young (Illinois Wesleyan). Economists OpenFire on Roosevelt’sNew Money Policy(Continued from page 1)has since the end of March, withmonetary manipulation of the re-.stricted typo, without defining theultimate purpo.so of the restriction.s.“He doe.s not promi.se any definitestabilization, but leaves the questionopen. He has not said that he willnot devaluate further when once hehas arrived at 50 per cent of thepresent dollar. He does not commithimself to any promise that he willnot ask Congress in the future forfurther depreciation of the dollar.What he has done is to fix the upperand lower limits of foreign exchangefluctuations.”Message Ambiguous—MeechCriticizing the message as ambig¬uous and unsatisfactory. StuartMeech, assistant profe.ssor of financein the School of Btisino.ss .said, “En-erg es wasted on dollar schemesmight well go to attempts to restoreworld trade.“How is the two billion dollarfund to be used? It may be used tostabilize the dollar in foreign ex¬change. It may be used to drive dol¬lars down while driving the price ofgold up. It may be used to ‘windowdress’ the market for governmentbonds. The Treasury might drive upgold prices and support its bonds atthe same time—trying to carry outinflation policies on one hand andorthodox financial mea.sures on theother. It might stabilize the dollarabroad and support its bonds here.Ambiguity! I'^ncertainity!”“The President tells Congress thatthe time has not yet come to stabilizecompletely the gold value of the dol¬lar, but that it is desirable that themargin of uncertainty as to its fu¬ture value should he reduced,”Garfield V. Cox, profe.ssor of finance,commented. “Accordingly, he has \. asked Congress to make GO per cent' of the old weight of the dollar as themaximum which he may set, with 50cents still the minimum.“Presumably the I'resident hopesthat this element of greater definiteness will tend to improve domestiebusiness confidence and to hasu nthe time when an internationalagreement for currency stabilizationwill be possible,”FOR GOUJBGE eiRlvHonly—tSw a!S£*L giSMSSiy SrplairtBCiwirwi Xart Oei>t«r t, J—ly 1,April l.JMbrlMOSBB BPSINBSS"n> Bmtmmm Cilhit with • a116 Soatk MkU^ap AI Ba»aolp6 4S47DREXEL THEATRE8S8 E. S3rdTae«. •mf Wed.IRENE DUNNE“ANN VICKERS”M»U. D«ilr 15c till 8:30Duke UnivmitySCHOOL OF MEDICINEDurham, N. C.Four terms of eleven weeks aregiven each year. These may betaken consecutively (M.D. inthree years) or three terms maybe taken each year (M.D. infour years). The entrance re¬quirements are intelligence,character and at least two year.sof college work, including thesubjects specified for Grade AMedical Schools. Catalogues andapplication forms may be ob¬tained from the Dean.So important is the handlingof Turkish tobacco in mak¬ing Chesterfield cigarettes thatLiggett & Myers Tobacco Co.,maintains this specially equippedplant right in the heart of thefamous Smyrna tobacco section.It is the largest and mostmodern tobacco factory in theNear East.Turkish tobacco, you know, is thebest seasoning^* there is for ciga¬rettes. At all times Chesterfield hasin storage — at this plant and inAnwrica — about 350,000 bales ofthe right kinds of Turkish tobacco.the cigarette that’s MILDERthe cigarette that TASTES BETTER..that Chesterfieldjias a moaem up-to-JafeToiacco luctojy/in far-off historicSmfrna© 1934, I.iw'.E'iT & Mvfrs Tobacco Co,