^eBatlp iHaroon ^agt; ] [ireeVol. 34. No. 50. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 1934 Price Three CentsWhat of It-By SIDNEY HYMAN- INTERFRATERNITYCOUNCIL MEETSgrumble seat paperNUMBER ONE Chicago PlayersPresent SecondPlay TomorrowIn primitive societies the woman WITH FRESHMEN'.vho has the big-gest ring suspendedfrom her nose automatically becomes VWjlja member of the elite. Other women ^V 111 DEBATERS OPPOSEOXFORD IN FIRSTMEET OF SEASONin primitive societies are distinguish¬ed and courted because they possesslone necks about which are wrappednumerous rings. Still other womenstand out because in their tribe theyhave large plates projecting fromtheir lower lips. And here at the Uni¬versity of Chicago the physical mark Hold Discussionon Rushing RulesNext WeekTwo meetings with freshmen todiscuss the rushing rules will be heldnext week by the Interfraternityof the feminine elite is the possession Committee. One is to take place inof a car. As the nose ring, the neck ■ the rveiiing in the residence hallsring, and lip plates are extensions of for dormitory men and those in thethe primitive woman s personality, so ' neighborhood: the other will be heldis the bright metallic car both an ex- Revnolds club at noon,tcn.sion and the only significant fact : Campui Residentsabout the personalities of our own Members of the Interfraternitybelles dames. Tommittee, Frank Nahser, EugeneNow the possession of a car is the Foster, Dan MacMaster, Vincentcarte blanche which admits one to Newman and Herman Odell will takethe mystic and uncharitable order of i charge and explain in detail the reg-“Those who sit in the circle.” Like ulations to be observed and the spiritthe cackling geese who guarded of the rules. Dean William E. ScottRome, the women who sit in the j is also scheduled to make a briefcircle guard against any incursions ! talk on the Unilsrsity angle. Thisinto the territory of their patrol dur- ' will be the first opportunity afford¬ing the hours of 11:30 to 2:30. On ed the freshmen to ask any questionsevery occasion it is customary for that they may have about a matterthese benevolent despots to rain ; that is of vital concern to them,their smiles on pictures, flowers and ' Sunday’s Op«n Housedoor knobs. And they even go so Sunday evening the first of thefar as to manufacture occasions, three open houses of this quarter areSubtle distinctions between subject ' to be held by all fraternities. Thematter, the possessor of a car does hours during which freshmen may benot make. She is united in one di- entertained are .'j:30 to 10:30.vine love with her creator and every- All entertainment is to be confinedthing appears to her as one or an- i to the house. The purpose of theother aspect of the Great Oblivion, open house is to permit freshmen toHer emotional reactions swing in visit any houses they may choose to.pendulum fashion. If she maintained Invitations for the open house maya state of equilibrium, her whole ■ be given in any form, by mail, tele¬mental process, like the pendulum. | phone, or orally. The oral invitation,would stop completely. Either an ob- ' however, applies only to the openject is “too cute” or it is “nasty.” ! house and not to the rushing lun-To advance on the sacred precinct of cheons. Invitations for the latter arecar owners without downcast eyes by mail or telephone only,and w’ithout an invitation, is one of ' Freshmen may be invited to a The Chicago Players will present!their second offerings of the season, iSt. John Ervine’s “The First Mrs.Fraser”, tomorrow and Saturday Inights at H:3U in the InternationalHouse theater. Tickets, priced at 50cents and 75 cents, may be purchasedat International House. All seats areleserved.The Players are endeavoring topresent during the season a group ofplays which are representative of . . , , . ,various types and periods of the! Opponents on ScheduleInclude Kent, N.Y.U.,and Rollins 'N S L SelectsOfficers, PlansNew PublicationUniversity debaters will meet Ox¬ford, N. Y. U, Rollins, Kent, andeither Notre Dame or U. S. C. thisdrama. Their first production was aninterpretation of “Hamlet”, and thepresent play is representative of mod¬ern high comedy.Gerhart Hauptmann’s “The Weav¬ers” will be produced by the groupin the middle of March. Max Schilt,who formerly studied under MaxReinhardt, famous German producer,is coming from Nuremburg to lendhis assistance and technical advice to ule announced yesterday by Dr. S.McKee Rosen, director of debate.Two of these debates will be broad¬cast over NBC.Wells Burnett and Vernon Lyonwill represent the University DebateUnion when it meets Oxford Univer¬sity on January 27 over an NBC andBritish Broadcasting Co. hookupwith WMAQ as the local outlet. TheChicago team will have the negativethe production of the Hauptmann I subjeot “Resolved: Thatplay. He is familiar with the char¬acter of the modern German theaterand particularly well acquainted withthe peculiar requirements of Haupt¬mann’s dramatic works.The Chicago Players are not offi¬cially affiliated with the University,although many students are membersof the casts and producing staffs.Alumni and others with no connec¬tion with the University have alsobeen included in the activities of thisdramatic group, which is distinctly ex¬perimental.SOCIALIST CLUBPICKS DUERBECKAS NEW LEADERthe nastier things of the nasty clas¬sification. On such occasions, thewoman in the car resolves herselfinto an exponent of the ‘Oh God thepain of it!” school. She quivers with rushing luncheon only once beforeopen rushing commence.s in the sixthweek of the quarter. However, anymen who have attended luncheonslast quarter are eligible to come tothe pain of intrusion and she takes one luncheon this quarter.arrows out of her quiver and shootsglances which when stuffed wouldcredit the den of any big game hunt¬er.Please understand me on thispoint. There is nothing particularlyoffensive about women in cars. Someof them even have a reasonable fac¬simile of intelligence. They are niceeirls and I like some of them swell.I’ll never forget the trip hammer re¬action that affected my heart whenI once heard the honk of a horn anda voice that seemingly beckoned meto come to the circle. I could havebeen very pleased to go over to thecar that blasted its horn. I wouldhave been very pleased had I beengiven an opportunity to put my footon the running board of that car, toprop my head on its partly opened Fi'atemities that wi.sh a completeschedule of the luncheon dates mayobtain them in the Office of theDean of Students from Miss Eliza¬beth Foreen.Open rushing begins officially onthe sixth week. Ed Duerbeck. Seymour Baker, andAsher Finkel head the list of officersof the Socialist club as a result ofelections held by the group Tuesdayevening. Six members were selectedto supervise the working committees,and a program for the quarter wasdrawn up at the meeting.Duerbeck is the new president.Baker will serve as treasurer, andFinkel will act as secretary. Otherelections included that of Bob Asher,in charge of arrangements and meet¬ings: Margaret Gilmore, head of the the Profit motive should be eradicat¬ed.”On February 8 debaters from N.Y. U. will come to the Midway toengage a University debate teamon the question “Resolved: That youshould be a conscientious objectorin the next war.” N. Y. U. will havethe affirmative.Kent DebateChicago Kent College of Law de¬bate will be the second to be broad¬casted over NBC. Chicago will up¬hold the affirmative side of the sub¬ject “Resolved: That Capitalism hasfailed.” The debate is scheduled forFebruary 24.A team from Rollins College.Florida, will debate a Universityteam here on February 26. Rollinswill have the negative side of “Re¬solved : That the Powers of the presi¬dency should be substantially in¬creased as a settled policy.”Chicago will meet either NotreDame or U. S. C. in the early partof March. Other debate engage¬ments will be made later.Positions on the University debateteam are open to all students andare not restricted to Debate Unionmembers alone. Tryouts for the de¬bate are: N. Y. U., January 24: KentSchool of Law, February 7; and RoUlins, February 14. The tryouts willall be held in Harper E 50 from 2 The National Student League yes¬terday named Mel Pitzele as chair¬man of the organization for the com¬ing year. The remaining officerselected yesterday are Bernard Brand-schaft, membership secretary; Mar¬ian Loblitz, Student Review agent;and Ralph Greenfield, educationaldirector.Plans were formulated for a bi¬weekly paper, which will be publishedunder the direction of Joseph Kepecs.The first issue will appear in aboutthree weeks. The proposed paperwill publicize the work of the Leagueand carry on campaigns for new mem¬bers and against campus outrages. Itwill sell for two cents and will con¬sist of four pages. Editorial and ad¬vertising assistants are Esther Giller,Don Head, Irving Wolf, and E. K.Pci ter.As a part of their campaign fornew members and to arouse studentinterest, the league will hold a teain the near future. Maran Koblitzand Esther Geller are in charge ofthe function.A resolution to send a telegram toPresident G. W. Rightmire of OhioState TUniversity protesting againstbis expulsion of the five men whorefused to enroll in the R. 0. T. C.,and commending these men on theiraction was passed.The National Student League hasbeen active on campus this year inpromoting a campaign to abolish thei local unit of the R. 0. T. C. PERMIT STUDENTSUSE OF BOOKS INHUMANITIES EXAMNew Policy Is Resultof Daily MaroonCampaignAnother definite step toward theelimination of merely testing factswhich has been the characteristic ofpast examinations w'ill be achievedin the next Humanities examinationaccording to Arthur P. Scott of theHumanities staff and John M. Stal-industrial committee; C. W. KirkPatrick, head of the publications ' to 5 under the direction of Dr. Ros- CAP AND GOWNPLANS STUDIO INLEXINGTON HALLVance Appoints9 Officers ofR.O.T.C. UnitNine members of the advancedcourse of the Reserve Officers Train¬ing Corps were commissioned CadetSecond Lieutenants in a special order group; J. C. Ellickson, director of ed¬ucation and research; Robert Dugan,in charge of literature and propagan¬da : and A.sher Finkel, head of themembership committee.Three meetings have been defin¬itely arranged for winter quarter,according to Duerbeck. Mattie deHahn, who recently returned fromRussia, will discuss “The U. S. S.R. Today” Tuesday evening in So¬cial Science 302. John Gaus. profes¬sor of Public Administration, (Continued on page 2)Freshmen CouncilPlans Two Mixerswindow, and exposing my posterior j V'^sued by Major Preston T. Vancegradient line, I would have been , this week. They are Cadets R. S.very pleased to carry on a stimulat- j Lineback, J. B. Pullen, H. L. Hit-ing conversation with the lady with- : chins, J. H. Buchamn, E. N. Irons,in on the vital question whether it ! C. E. Hawley, H. M. Rich, J. N,was a blue dress dyed green that ! Grimshaw, and Fred Fowkes.M was wearing. I repeat, I All of the newly-appointed officerswould have been very pleased to do | active in the department. Irons,all this, but turning around, I saw I ^ member of the pistol team, is onethat it was a person behind me whowas being beckoned to. I appeasedmy pride by mumbling somethingabout a world proletarian revolutionand I vowed that someday (in a foot¬note) I would immortalize thatyoung lady with the fame of a Lu-crecia Borgia. iI should further like to say that I jbelieve an elite necessary for the !weel of any society. As good Platon-ists, many of us are concerned withthe attempt to discover by introspec¬tion whether we are artisans, auxili¬aries or guardians, and most of usfail in our attempted self classifica¬tion. Now the fact that we havewomen sitting in the circle is a re¬markable criteria for determiningour progress toward our acceptanceas a member of the elite—or theguardians in the Platonic analysis.To merely walk by the cars, we as- of the best shots the University teamhas had in many years. Lineback isone of the editors of the “75,” thedepartment’s student publication.Rich is sports editor of the DailyMaroon. Other appointees ba-b mem¬bers of the pistol and polo teams.At a meeting of the cadet officersof the department yesterday Cadet-Major John Rice announced plans forthe annual military circus, which willbe held late in February, or early inMarch. Committees were named tohandle the various details of the cir-MME. GIANNINl SINGSIN MANDEL CONCERT attempt to answer the question “CanWe Use Our State Goverments?” ata meeting January 23.“Governor Homer: A Success orFailure?” is the topic selected for a«vmposium in Mandel hall January30. James Weber Linn, professor ofEnglish, and Roy Burt. Socialist can¬didate for governor in the last elec¬tion, will speak. Plans for a dance, two mixers, anda class rush are being made by theFreshman Council for the winterquarter. Definite arrangements havebeen made for the mixers, the first ofwhich will be held at Ida Noyes hallwill j Saturday evening following the Chi-cago-Illinois basketball game. Therewill be dancing from 9:30 until 12:30.The second mixer will follow thebasketball game with Michigan.Tentative plans are -ilso beingmade for an all-University semi-for¬mal dance on February 3 and a fresh-man-sophomore rush. The freshmanpreviously defeated the sophomores ina tug of war. For the first time in its history,the Cap and Gown will maintain itsown studio, it was announced yester¬day by William Watson, "managingeditor, who outlined some of theplans of the annual for the next fewweeks.Room 16 of Lexington Hall, thenew home of the campus yearbook,has been remodeled and will formthe background for club, fraternity,and several individual pictures. Pho¬tography work is .supervised by CarlStrouse with Frank Glaubitz a.schief photographer. Club pictureswill be taken in two weeks, after thecompletion of rushing, and fraterni- jty pictures will be taken at a later Idate. The new studio will be em- 'nloyed instead of Mandel hall, scene iof former group pictures.A large number of seniors have as ,yet failed to have their pictures tak- ien but may make appointments in iRoom 208 of Cobb hall until Feb- Iruary 1.Among other announcements came jthe one that commissions on sales jof the Cap and Gown and handbook iare available in Room 15B of Lex- iington Hall every day after 3:30,1according to Waldemar Solf, busi- 'ne' .s manager. |tny artists on campus who desire ;to work on the art department of the iCap and Gown will meet David |Humphrey, art editor, in 'Lexington jHall, Room 15B this afternoon at8:30. ; naker, of the Board of Examiners,in an announcement to The DailyMaroon yesterday. This is in agree¬ment with 'the policy advocated inthe editorial columns of The DailyMaroon.Most salient of this new programannounced is the fact that the stu¬dents will be allowed to use sourcebooks for three hours of the Hu¬manities comprehensive examinationgiven in June. Class lecture notes,the syllabus, and the two basictexts, “History of Europe, AncientI and Medieval” by Robinson andBreasted, and “History of Europe”I by Schevill, are the material whichI may be employed by scholars in thisI half of the examination. The otherI half of the comprehensive will be pre-; sented in the usual form.I Stresses PrinciplesThe new policy is a response tothe desire of both students and fac¬ulty to have examinations cest theperson’s grasp of id fas and prin¬ciples rather than facts alone, thebasis of the new plan. Mr. Stal-naker declared, ‘The object ' is toj take the student away from thej wrong notion that the course isj merely a collection of facts. Rather,j we are endeavoring to give students; enough knowledge to enable them toI use the facts.”I No questions will be asked on thisI part of the corr ehensive which willi involve only looking up factual data.I There will be questions, however,j which will require a knowledge ofI facts in the presentation of ideas.For these purposes the texts may beused. According to Mr. Stalnaker,last minute cramming before exam¬inations will be of little value.Rifle and PistolClub Announces5 New OfficersTrade Associations Have New Functions of IndustrialControl Through Recovery Program, Spencer Believes The Rifle and Pi.stol club, recentlyorganized by members of the R. 0.T. C. with the aid of Adolf C. Noe,associate professor of Paleobotany,held its second meeting yesterdayafternoon.The following officers of the clubwere elected at the first meeting latelast quarter: Jack Kornfield, presi¬dent, Dr. Noe, vice-presidnt, RussellWiles, executive officer, Robert Kriz,treasurer, and Bradford Wiles, secre¬tary.The club will organize a rifle andpistol team as soon as possible, with“Congress has taken the trade as¬sociation, converted it into somethingof an industrial state, and turnedover to it some of the functions ofMadame Dusolina Giannini will ap¬pear in a song recital in Mandel hall,January 23, at 8:30, under the au¬spices of the University Orchestralsuredly would have to be artisans. To I Association. Dr. Martin Schutze,put our foot on the running boardof that very car, we would certainlyhave to be a member of the auxili¬aries. And to actually sit inside thecar, next to its feminine owner. .. .a person would certainly have tohave the patience of a true philos- president of Uie group, announcedyesterday.Madame Giannini, who completed aconcert tour on the European contin¬ent last winter, replaces Claire Dux,formerly scheduled to present theconcert on that date, since Miss Duxopher (a gpiardian), to tolerate the i has been compelled to cancel all re-poppycock a balderdash that char-1 ci^ engagements for the remainderacterizes the whole setup. 5 the season. control traditionally perfoi’med byour political states,” Dean W. H.Spencer of the School of Busine.sssaid in a radio broadcast over WGNyesterday.“In the National Industrial Re¬covery Act Congrress suspended theoperation of the Sherman Law as toagreements and code provisionswhich may be approved or prescribedby the president. In so doing. Con¬gress has admitted, for the time be¬ing at least, the inevitability oflarge scale business and has employ¬ed it in a program of industrial self-control.“This trend toward bigness, col¬lectivism, or solidarity in business issomething more than a mere tend¬ency of ‘birds of a feather to flocktogether’. It is something more thanth^ frrppdv ambition of business to amass larger profits. It is sympto¬matic of the need which individualbusinesses have felt, in an age ofgreat complexity, for cooperativeaction. The trade association hascome to be a supermanagement or¬ganization, faciltating, controlling,and conditioning the management ofthe individual business suit.“There are many services w'hich atrade association can render effec¬tively for its members on a coopera-ative basis—services which perhapsonly a few large and powerful in¬dividual businesses can perform forthemselves as individuals. For ex¬ample, a group of manufacturers areusing a certain manufacturing proc¬ess. The owner of a patent allegesthat the process is a violation of hi.s Ilegal monopoly. Think of the incon- ivenience, the ineffectiveness, and |the cost incident to the attempt of |each business to defend itself against \the alleged offense as compared with ia situation in which the whole prob- Ilem is turned over to an asf50ciation I I of these manufacturers for solutionon a cooperative basis.' “The trade association has met! the need of business for maintain-i ing proper relationships with theI public. It has acted as an offensiveorganization in developing favorablepublic opinion, and as a defensiveorganization in combatting unfavor¬able public opinion and unfavorablepublic action.“Business has long felt that itshould be permitted to participatemore fully in programs of voluntarybusiness planning and stabilization.This would, of course, involve somecontrol of production and prices. Butproduction and price control runscounter to our social philosophy that !competition is desirable and shouldnot be shackled. The fact remains,however, that there are some thingswhich business can under proper sup¬ervision do in the field of business iplanning; and these things can prob-!ably be most effectively done through Ithe trade association.” the intent to enter interschc lasticmeets Permission has been obtainedto use the rifle range in the weststand of Stagg field. Shooting prac¬tice will be held on Tuesday, Wednes¬day, and Thursday evenings from7:30 to 10, and from 2 to 5 on Satur¬day afternoons. The club is not re¬stricted to members of the R. 0. T. C.Anyone interested may join the club.Dr. Noe, who aided in the organiza¬tion < f the present club, was influen¬tial ip the organization of the firstRifle and Pistol club in J915.SINFONIETTA HOLDSREHEARSAL TONIGHTAmateur musicians are invited toattend the regular rehearsal of theSinfonietta* tonight at 7:30 in theMusic Building, 5729 University Ave¬nue. A1 Jablon, director of the or¬chestra, announces that there arestill positions available to studentswishing to become acquainted withorchestral literature, and to learn theart of playing in an ensemble.Among the works on which thegroup is working are the BeethovenFirst Symphony, and Haydn’s Sur¬prise and Clock Symphonies. Re¬hearsals are held each Monday.f)<.* THE DAILY /A, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 1934^ iatlg fflarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901_ The_ Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicasro, publiiiied mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Ma>"oon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility ia assumed by the_ University oi Chicagofor any statements apiiearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IH. atoffice at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1870.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence Wishnlckbusiness assistantsWilliam Bergman William O’Donnell Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles HoerrHenry Kelley Raymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickRobert McQuilkenDonald Morris Ralph Nicholsonbean TrussingBarker StantonJeanne StolteWilliam Watson Lettersto theEditor^ mBut the A, B, C system multiplies they doubt bythree! The difference between A and B, B andC, C and D is even more dubious than the differ- jence between pass and fail.For this unfortunate state of affairs, The DailyMaroon proposes either of two remedies:I. Announce percentile gradings publicly to jshow' each student mathematical evidence that his ■ Editor, The Daily Maroon,education is progressing. Even such faulty evi- Chicago, Ill.dence would be more correct than after butchery ! Sir:by inaccurate translation into a dead languagelike A, B, C, D, F.II. Award H to the upper ten percent of anyrepresentative group who take the examination,fail the lower twenty percent, and bestow S uponthe rest.Then, under both plans, for the small sum ofone dollar allow everyone with the desire to seehis examination so he could ascertain which facts Weather, Students^Whole Campus Is Outof Tune This Year SELECT OXFORD ASFIRST OPPONENT ONDEBATERS’ SCHEDULEIt would seem that the gentlemanwith very honorable, though musical,I intentions, who wrote “StormyWeather,” is either tinding himself^ vindicated or embarrassed with the! accuracy of the first line of his songI —“Don’t know why there’s no sunPresident Hutchins of The Univer- up in the sky.” As a matter of fact,sity of Chicago takes the first page he may experience both feelings, foragain, and again are friends of ra¬tional life given a chill. en. (Continued from page 1)the work of “fact finding” investiga¬tors of science, who produce onlyraw facts.”May I accommodate the President,applying philosophy to “raw facts”so as to make them available forhuman use—and that without any“holiday of science?” although we are not having stormyTTp pritiVi7Ps weather, we have had only 3.2 hours' (not beer, please) of sunlight out ofa normal total of 92.6 hours during New otTicers for the winter (luar-ter were elected last night at the lir.^tmet'ting of the quarter of the DebateUnion The new officers are: debatemanager, Mary MacKenzie, debatereeretary and publicity manager,Wells Burnette; and debate treasur¬er, Carl Thomas.SOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Frank Davis Gerald SternRod Chapin Zalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEdward SchaarEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Graver Preston CutlerGeorg Mann had slipped his memory. The dollar, of course,will pay the expenses of the Board of Examiners\acc»x a/a v/iVi kJvi a/vhvfor taking the examination from their file and re- i It has been noted many times, as ■ ^ays is an unusually high ternturning it after the perusal. j raw fact, that strong thinker> | perature for this time of the year.Af. 11 .1 £ • i always had at birth aging fathers.'Arter all, the purpose or examination la not i ^ . ... this year.This lack of sunshine, according to0. Swenson, junior meteriologist in^charge of the obsei'vatory atop Ros-enwald hall, is due to the faculty ofthe clouds for remaining stationaryover the north and central stateseast of the Mississippi. Coincidentwith the dearth of Old Sol’s bene- Retiring officers of the Union are;Robert Chapel, l>eroy LaTowsky,Wendel Auld, and Everett Storey.DREXEL theatre858 E. 63rdThur».“WALLS OF GOLD”withSally Eilera - Norman FosterRalph MorganMats. Daily 15c till 6:30to receive a grade. Itinform a student whatJ. P. B. IS notis, peculiarly enough, tohe does not know.— I +rv Rolf., . i YNTEMA INAUGURATES\ to KftVO fine iNight Editor: Howard P. HudsonAssistant: Donald MorrisThursday, January 11, 1934COMPREHENSION \iSl> REMEDIESFOR COMPREHENSIVESInteresting was the information from the Boardof Examir.titions that the Humanities comprehen¬sive next June will allow use of textbooks andnotes during half of its six-hour period.The Daily Maroon (December 5, 1933) advo¬cated such a departure from the University maniafor objectivity. We are so heartened by this suc¬cess, however insignificant, that we are impelledto add further impetus to the Board of Examinersspirit of experiment.The Daily Maroon advocates abolition of A,B, C, D, and F grade terms. They belong to thejargon of the dark ages of education. As a meth¬od of measuring one’s education to the ultimateincanted fact, these grades have persisted inAmerican schools for six generations.The United States Contsitution and A, B, Cgrades are the two unchangeable institutions thatappear in American history. Intelligent peoplebelieve that both are clumsy, inadequate, andunadaptable.The Chicago Tribune will thank us for men¬tioning them as staunch supporters of the Con¬stitution in all its reactionary principles and out¬moded time intervals which suited another age.Like the Tribune, university faculties are afflict¬ed by prejudeie and tradition when they supportand insist on a time-worn, inaccurate grade sys¬tem. And, again like the Tribune, they will failas inevitably as time passes.But we entertain very little immediate hope ofsecuring the abolition of our ancient grade sys¬tem, though President Roosevelt is doing verywell with his ancient Constitution.Worthlessness of the terms. A, B, C, D may bedemonstrated by explanation of grading proced- I The Travelling BazaarlI BY CHARLES (“Scriblerus”), TYROLER |A QVESTIOX OF IXTERPRETATIOXIf we can believe Jane Ellen Mason, and JimmyMarkham says that we can, and that he does,the scene was the Coffee Shop and several Quad-ranglers were sitting with a guy—probably AlecKehoe or some other Alpha Delt, Avhen a bunchof Mortar Boards breezed in.One of the Quadranglers ventured a saccharine“Helloooh”. And one or all of the Mortar Boardsnodded gracefully, smiled, and passed on to atable in the rear. The guy stared after them andthen popped up “Saaay, I thought you weren’tsupposed to talk to them during rushing.” TheQuads tried to explain that the rule applied tofreshmen only and not to other club girls.Jane Ellen didn't have time to tell me whetherthe guy ever got straightened out on the situation... .but the more we think about it, the more wefeel that the guy was, as we suggested, AlecKehoe.... yep.... that’s who! to have clearly discovered this law:The older the father is w'hen a sonis bom, the greater the augmenta¬tion of brain-power the son receives(due to maturing of genes andchromosomes in the father’s germcells). Thousands of cases uniformlysupport the rule. Conversely, sonsborn to fathers under thirty haveuniformly proved incapable of ableleadership. Their mental endowmentis too shallow and weak to functionwell in high places.How does President Hutchins qual¬ify under this law?His father was born in 1871. andPresident Hutchins in 1899. whenthe father was 28^4 years old.Men with such an “asje index”have had no sense of direction, nosagacity, wi'^dom or judgment, noself-control. There was Cotton Math¬er (father aged 231, who bumed the“Witches” at Salem. He typifies hisclass: Agressive. but with no depth,no judgment, no control, no contin¬uity of mental action, no grasp onreality, no vision, no power to gen¬eralize experience. In high placesthey generate supreme disa.ster.Signs multiply that Dr. Hutchinsconforms to rule, as witness his dis¬tinctive moves, such as “free will”'in class room work, merger with ‘ ROUND TABLE SERIESTheodore Yntema, professor ofStatistics in the School of Business,will inaugurate a series of weeklyround table discu.ssions Friday whenhe leads the group in a conshleiation of ‘Imperfect Competition andSelling Costs.” The meeting will beheld in the common room of Haskellhall under the au.spices of the Grad¬uate Club of Business and Econom¬ics.The Alumni Club of the School ofBusiness enters its second year of ac¬tivity with Professor McKinsey slat¬ed as the speaker at the next gath¬ering to be held on the second Tues¬day of February.Royal F. Munger, financial editorof the Chicago Daily News, spoke atthe last meeting of the Alumni Clubheld Tuesday, and discussed thecurrent financial situation of thecountry.Northwestern, and new’, “a holidayof .science.”Thus do raw facts become dynam¬ic!Respectfully,W. L. Ballard,Syracuse, Ind. THECHICAGOPLAYERSpresent - - -‘THE FIRSTMRS. FRAZER”bySt. John ErvineINTERNATIONALHOUSEFRIDAY and SATURDAYJanuary 12th and 13thCurtain 8:35 P. M.Tickets 50c-75cU. of C, BookstoreWoodworth’s Book StoreInternational HouseTHAT FRIARS’ IXFLUEXCEGood old Henry Thearle “Hap” Sulcer, lastyear’s abbot of the order of Blackfriars, just can’tget over the friars’ way of thinking. He’s pub¬licity manager for the Student Lecture Serviceand the next lecture of the series is to be givenby Commander Fellowes, who will tell about hisflight over Mount Everest. “Hap”, w’ith memoriesof “Plastered in Paris”, “Katie from Haiti” and“Gypped in Egypt” still fresh in his highly re¬garded cerebrum, has dubbed Fellowes “The Lind¬bergh of London”. Which is pretty good, andanyway whatdehell, two comps are two comps! IlNCINfOREDncniitE(>^ woM. mftIF YOU REALLY WAXT TO KXOW•Suiqjaiuos uoui noit ^31 p^3A\ ^qilnoqj 3a\ ‘punoae jadud aqjo:i qSnoua pa;js3.ia;jut a.ia.w noX Avoq su Suiaas6^1 'OS quiq; aA\ ^jnq inontf tj.uop•qn|3 Xj^juno^ a-ioqs q^nog aq:i ju uoai^S aq oj siuioxj uo;3uiqsBj\Y puu^saapunure.Comprehensive examinations are markedmathematically and placed on a percentile basis—the one surviving the attacks of an addingmachine receives a 99 percentile and the rest arearranged in descending order to zero.Guided by a loose ratio, grades A, B, C, D, andF are awarded arbitrarily. Examiners will tellyou that there is always a noticeable break in thepercentile between A and B, C, and D, etc.But statistical authorities of the Educationaldepartment tell us that such breaks do not usual¬ly occur at all. If they do, they occur in thewrong place. »Furthermore, the examiners use any break theycan find, but when they cannot find one, thegrade ratio may follow the immediate fancy. Cer-t£.inly there can be no rational process involvedwhen a 95 percentile gets A and 94 gets B.The distinction between a low S and a high U,we admit is exactly as doubtful as the distinction ibetween a low D and a high F. ! ‘H'HFX I PLAYED WITH WALTER HAMPDEX”The Dramatic Association is deserting FrankO’Hara for Walter Hampden, at least temporar¬ily-Hampden is engaging “supers” for his produc¬tions of “Hamlet” and Macbeth”. h>ank Spring¬er, Ijois Cromwell and Edith Grossberg are tobe in “Hamlet”; Jack Allen is to be in “Mac¬beth”; and “Flip” Ebert and Hal James are inboth.They get paid too! But of course the big at¬traction is that some day when they have longgrey beards, (that is, the men) they’ll be ableto lean back in a soft-cushioned lounge, with eightor nine grandchildren at their feet, and reminescewith emphatic indifference “Now when I playedwith Walter Hampden....” RAW WAR is tragedy painted in blood. It is theresult of raw, uninformed opinion; alternating gusts ofjingo and pacifist hysteria. Its raw horrors are madeeven more hideous oy the sacrifice of untrained menupon its altars.HE’S BACK....Burt Gale dropped in to visit the boys yester¬day. He’s waiting for the next semester to startup at Wisconsin, ’cau.se that’s where he’s going tohang out from now on. We asked him why hetransferred and he mumbled something about“Oh, they’ve got a swell engineering school upthere.”But we weren’t taken in by that, ’cause we usedto room with Burt, and we know. For the bene¬fit of those who don’t know, “Cotsy” Cramer,who burned up the Chicago campus last year, isup at Wisconsin. And Burt likes her.... See?....Yep in fact he likes her so well, that he wreckedour car driving up to see her one week-end lastquarter. Yep, he’s gonna go....when you gottago, you know but this time we’re not going tolet him borrow our car. He’s probably in toomuch of a hurry and after all, one wrecked caris enough of a remembrance for any roommate. The Chicago Daily News is publishing each Saturdaya photogravure section devoted to RAW WAR.They are authentic, uncensored and, in many caseshitherto unpublished, pictures of the World War,appearing in chronological order.This series of Daily News photogravure sections hasdefinite historical and educational value, and thesections have been printed in a size adapted to con¬venient handling ana preservation. They are not Art.They are History. You will wish to keep them.A permanent binder hatbeen prepared for the com¬plete series, which may heobtained for 10 cents—or by mail for 15 cents.These binders, togetherivilh back copies of thesections, are available atoffices of The ChicagoDaily Hews PersonalService Bureau, Daily NewsPlaza and 9 West Madisonstreet, ChicagoEach Saturday inTHE CHICAGO DAILY HEWS O\IMPERFECTDAILY MARob N SPORTSTHURSDAY. JANUARY II. 1934Sloppy Play Characterizes WRESTLERS ENGilGEFirst Intramural Cage Meets | |[[|N0IS SATURDAYPhi Kappa Psi’s TeamDefeated by ZetaBeta TauEleven interfraternity games, forilie most part sloppily played, openedthe 1934 intramural basketball tour-jnament last night. As might be ex-1{looted in the first games, there was jlittle accurate shooting by any team,.oven the high scorers missing many jattempts for field goals. jZ. B. T. Score*The majority of the games turned(Hit about as expected, with the pos¬sible exception of the Zeta Beta Tau<* to 4 victory over Phi Kappa Psi. Inthe first half of this game a greatmany shots by both teams werewasted. Cole made a basket and Kut-ner a free throw for Z. B. T., andWorner sank two free throws for PhiI’si to bring the score at the half toonly 3 to 2, Z. B. T.’s favor.In the second period, shots contin¬ued to rattle off the backboard with¬out entering the hoop. Z. B. T. wentfurther ahead »n Livingston’s bucket,but Phi Psi came up on a goal byBoehm. With two minutes to go, how¬ever, . B. T. spurted ahead when('ole sank a basket and a free toss,and Kutner, his second charity shot.Delta Kappa Epsilon and KappaXu played a close game, the Deke’swinning out, 12 to 10, mainly on thestrength of Dell’s three field goals.Kappa Nu’s scoring was divided quiteevenly between Askow, Dorfman andAbrams.The Sigma Alpha Epsilon, SigmaNu encounter, however, was thetightest ending match of the evening.The score was 14 to 13. It was a spir¬ited game, although as in the othertilts, few could find the basket consist¬ently, except for Pitcher of S. A. E.He broke loose for 11 of his teams 14markers. This was more than SigmaNu could match with their .star, Man-(lernack, making only 7 points. At thehalf, the game was a dead tie at 8 all.In Psi Upsilon’s meeting with TauKap{)a Epsilon, ITio big boys o^ the Psir outfit were given a scrappy gameby the smaller, but fighting team rep¬resenting T K. E., even though Psi U RESULTS OF LASTNIGHT’S GAMESAlpha LeagueAlpha Delt, 18; Sig Chi, 7.Deke, 12; Kappa Nu, 10.Phi Gam, 18; Lambda Chi, 3.Beta LeagueDelta U. 22; Pi Lambda, 12.Phi R D., 44; Kappa Sig, 3.Tau Delt, 19; Phi Pi Phi, 10.Gamma LeaguePhi Delt, 20; Chi Psi, 15.Phi Sig, 41; A. T. 0., 7.Z. B. T., 9; Phi Psi, 4Delta LeaguePsi U, 25; T. K. E., 6.S A. E., 14; Sigma Nu, 13. IN BARTLETT GYMMaroon wrestlers meet their firstdid con.e out ahead, 25 to 6. Assistedby Psi U’s tendency to miss under-the-basket shots, T. K. E. held theirop]ionents down to a 9 to 4 scoreduring the initial half. Scluples |eluded the guards to sink two field!shots for T. K. E.’s four tallies. iIn the second half, however, 'thesituation changed completely. How- :ard. Baker, and Laird found the bask- iet, and then the fun began. Womer !even managed to ease one through ;the hoop. Psi U made 16 points in iduring the last half. While :this was going on. the best T. K. |E. could offer in the way of score Iwas a corner shot by Davies. They jdidn’t give up, though, but kept Iscrapping for the ball until the very jend.Several of the teams virtually iwalked away from their opposition Iduring the course of the evening, jOne of these was the Phi B. D, jgroup which ran up a 44 to 3 count ‘against Kappa Sig. Marver, Weiss, jand Pritikin were the principal .scor- iers for Phi Beta Delta, and Elliot jcontributed all of his team’s three !points.Phi Sigma Delta made 41 scores toAlpha Tau Omega’s 7. Zacharias andWolf did most of the Phi Sig shoot¬ing. In the games tonight, the in¬dependent teams will see their firstaction. Five games will be played,beginning at 7:30 and 8:00.TONIGHT’S GAMES7:30Optimists (A) vs. Ramblers oncourt 1.Triple X’s vs. Maroons on courtII.8:15Optimists (B) vs. U. High Panth¬ers on court 1.Independents vs. Barbarians oncourt II.Gamma Alpha vs. Disciples oncourt III. CLASSIFIED ADSLOST. Friday between 11:45and 2:45. Tilden technical ringon black onyx background. Year1933. Reward. Eunice Thoendel,Tri. 1768.ROOMS TO RENT. Man studentwill share good hotel room. $10 amonth. Maid service. Phone Fairfax5400 after 4 p. m. Big Ten competition Saturday night,facing the strong Illinois team in a(|ual meet in Bartlett gymnasium.Coach Spyros K. Vorres, who hada fine team in prospect for this sea¬son because of the development of hismen last year, has lost several of hispromising squad. The Maroon teamhas fairly good prospects in five ofthe eight weight classes, however, andis regarded as having an even chanceagainst the Illini.Tom Barton, who had some experi¬ence last vear, will represent Chi¬cago in the 118-pound division. Hewill meet Frederick, Illini who wonthe National A. A. U. title last year.Max Bernstein, who won his letter inwrestling last year as a 118-pound-der, has been moved up to the 126-pound class. Adams, the Illinois en¬trant, is an able wrestler.Feature Boxing PreliminariesNorman Howard, sophomore,brother of Bion Howard, last year’sMaroon captain, will wrestle in the135-pound class. Howard is one ofthe best prospects on the Chicagoteam. Another sophomore, RobertKracke, will compete in the 14i5class. Capt. Marvin Bargeman, let-terman, will wrestle in the 155-pounddivision in the Illinois meet. Ray¬mond Ickes, son of the Secretary ofthe Interior, is a candidate for theteam in this weight, but needs ex¬perience.In the 165-pound class, Ed Bed-rava, an experienced man, will be theMaroon entry. George Factor, mem¬ber of the freshman team of 1930,who has been out of college, willW'restle at 175 pounds, and Ray Wei-merskirch will be the heavyweight.Three freshman matches will openthe program at 8 o’clock, with threeboxing bouts at 8:30, The varsitymatch begins at 9 o’clock. SportFlashesMore Seat*—All for the Team—The Midnight Ride—21 Straight—-By TOM BARTON- POLO TEAM MEETSILLINOIS AT URBANAThirty Freshmen Outfor Basketball TeamLost on University Ave. between59th and 63rd Sts, A black and sil¬ver beaded purse. Return to GreenHall, Reward. With the opening of official fresh¬man basketball practice at the begin¬ning of this quarter, the drive tobuild up a future varsity team hasbegun. Thus far there has been noactual scrimmage. Coach Kyle Ander¬son preferring to drill the menthoroughly in the fundamentals of thegame such as dribbling, passing andball handling.About thirty men reported forI practice on Jan. 2. They are, on the1 whole, much smaller than last year’sstjuad although such men as LeFevre,I Novak, Weinhouse, Lewis and Hoopj should develop into good varsity ma-j terial, all having either height or agood eye for the basket. Athletic Director Nelson Metcalfassures everyone that there will beplenty of 3ats for the basketballgames this weekend. 500 extra seatswill be obtained by adding the upperrows to the west stands. The addedcapacity will make a total of 3,500seats available for the Illinois game.Arrangements have also beenmade for quick handling of thecrowd. Several additional ticketbooths will be opened and several ofthe large entrance doors will be usedto admit the crowd. The number ofushers has been doubled in anticipa¬tion of a sellout crowd Saturday eve¬ning. The athletic department wascaught unaware by a large crowdlast Saturday night, but it won’t hap¬pen again—the inconvenience wemean and not the crowd. Chicago’s undefeated polo squad in¬vades Urbana Saturday evening for |its fir.st Big Ten .encounter of the iyear against the strong Illinois trio. IThe following week the team travels'to Culver where it hopes to repeatthe bl/i to 5 win it scored over that outfit in Chicago last montli27th they engage the Blac.troop at the Chicago Riding ci. ...athe following week the team fromIowa State will play the Maroonshere.Complimentary tickets to the BlackHorse troop game are now availablein the office of the Department ofMilitary Science and Tactics in Ryer-son 38.There are still quite a lot of storiesaround and about the Stanford-Co-lumbia game. One prize story re¬counts how “Dynamite” Joe Richa-ich, Columbia tackle, compressed awhole year’s playing into that singlegame. Joe hadn’t played in a gameall season, and had he remained outof that game would have been eli¬gible for two more years of compe¬tition, As it is he lost a whole yearby playing that one time.Inexperience of Chicago’s sopho¬more team may be blamed for theirpoor showing against Michigan. How¬ever the fact that the Maroons tooka midnight train to Ann Arbor andhad only a few hours of sleep—andcould not make up any sleep duringthe day—didn’t help Nels Norgren’sboys any.Notre Dame’s string of 21 straightwins is an impressive one. Despitethe fact that Keogan’s team com¬piled them by some hairbreadth wins,particularly Tuesday’s last minutewin, and a three-overtime battle inthe previous game, the Irish is againan outstanding contender for Na¬tional honors.Coach Keogan deserves a lot ofcredit for turning out consistentlygood basketball teams. The “Irish”record for basketball victories, some¬what dimmed by the position of Foot¬ball at South Bend, has in the lastfive years been equally as good astheir football record. • The Finchley store-wide sale now in progressoffers the purchaser savings of twenty per cent andmore on the entire stock of Finchley wearables.Thus, one is assured of outstanding values as wellas the excellence, character and reliability alwaysassociated with the products of this institution.Business SuitsStaple Blues and Oxford Greys includedTOPCOATS and OVERCOATS$3150 $3450PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS $3350CLOTHES TAILORED AT FASHION FARJX.A alight Uiarg9 /or AlterationsEntire Stock ofFURNISHINGSLeather Goods and NoveltiesDRASTICALLY REDUCED19 East Jackson BlvdL Fifd! Avc„ New YorkTHE DAILY MAROONThe only medium for up to the minute publica¬tion of campus affairs. Complete informationon intramural and intercollegiate competition-witty columns-forceful editorials-graduate,fraternity, society news—the latest news offhe campus—Without which your knowledge of the campusis meagerlSUBSCRIBE NOW $1.75for the remainder of the yearIN ORIGINAL /laterbyBETTY HANSENWalter Hampdenin“RICHELIEU”This business of being a theatercritic isn’t always as pleasant as itmight be, particularly in a seasonas lethargic as the present one. How¬ever, a first-night session with WalterHampden in “Richelieu” caused yourcritic to leave the Erlanger theaterwith a brand new joy to the worldphilosophy in regard to affairs dra¬matic.Perhaps the excelence of the pro¬duction was emphasized by contrastwith the other productions on thepresent Chicago playbill. But we liketo think that Hampden would besomething for the critics to get en¬thusiastic about even with first-ratecompetition. So he is in “Richelieu.”Hampden, of course, dominatesthe action, but never obtrusively. Heseems to carry the rest of the castalong in his own magnificent sway,and to call forth from them theirvery best efforts. The supporting A >THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JANUARY 11. 1934characters are all effective, althoughthe lines provided by the Goodrichtranslation of Bulwer-Lytton’s playI are not always first rate. Hampdenovercomes this difficulty with ease,: but the minor characters occasionallyfail to instil sufficient strength intoj lines which lack vitality.I A costume play is always intrigu-' ing; this particularly so. Hampden’smagnificent cardinal’s robes seem, in¬deed, to set the keynote for the play—one of dignity, together with astrange compelling suspense. Theflowing plumes and dashing capesof the men, and the luxuriant velvetsof the women’s costumes add a dis¬tinct air.The role of Richelieu, as inter¬preted by Walter Hampden, is three-; fold. Richelieu is first a child of the; r'hurch, secondly a shrewd and crafty! statesmen, “The Fox of France,” andj third the swashbuckling soldier, withmore than a touch of Cyrano about; him. Hampden succeeds admirably' in unifying the three distinct char-actors and in molding them into onej complete, and. in our opinion, per-I feet, whole.! The minor characters, too, wereunusually good. Just the propercomedy touch was provided by P. J.Kelly and Hannam Clarke, in theroles, respectively, of the Sieur de Berighen and the monk, Joseph. Theactor who played King Louis VIII(his name escapes us at the mo¬ment) was, for the most pai’t, force¬ful enough, but now and again hisacting had a distinct flavor ofSwift’s best.John Seymour lent the properi amount of intensity and rashnessin the role of the young hero. Andthe women members of the cast wereadequate, although the heroine wasjust a bit saccharine.But why discuss the minor char¬acters. Hampden wa* Richelieu. Hehandled his role deftly and with un- iderstanding—in a word, with hi-susual great skill. Who can doubtthat here is one of the great per¬sonalities of the theater? “Riche¬lieu” should dispel all doubt on thatscore for even the most indifferentplaygoer.HITLER PERIL TO PEACEHitlerism in America, according toSam Sherman, of the Anti-Defama¬tion League, in a lecture before theAvukah Club ye.sterday afternoon atIda Noyes hall is inevitable if hardtimes continue. However, the prob¬lem is not only a Jewish one, becausethe Nazi fight is against Liberalism,and is thus a serious menace to thepeace of the world. GLASS-BLOWING ISA FINE ART-THAT’S |WHAT GEORGE SAYS IBy RALPH W. NICHOLSONGlass-blowing is an absorbing oc¬cupation if George is any proof. Forthe last 14 years George has beenworking away in the basement ofKent Chemical laboratory filling allsorts of orders for blown, bent, andpretzelized glass. Nothing stumpshim. “.■Vnj’thing they can draw, wecan make,” he says simply.George works for anyone in theUniversity and also gives classes forstudents who are so anxious to learnthe art of glass-blowing that they arewilling to devote their Thursday af- 1ternoons to him, with no hope of re- |ceiving academic credit.We had heard that George was thesecond best glass worker in the coun¬try. so we decided to drop in on him Iin his shop. We did and found him Iseated before an amazing litter of jtubes and beakers, puffing away at |the shortest kind of a cigarette jstub, ‘Ah, Erikson,” he said, that 1stumped us for we know no one by I jthat name, so we asked if Erikson iwas a good blass-blower. “Naw,” was \his smiling reply. But that started ius off.George has been moulding glass isince he picked up the trade in a |Pennsylvania surgical works 26 ;years ago. Now he is a walking text |book on fusion temperature, anneal- |ing points, tensile strengths, andwhat not. !He is usually swamped with work, Iso that now he has an assistant, Ione Van Hespin, who helps him with |his metamorphoses in glass. He getsthe most kick out of doing a decent jinner seal, but any kind of a seal j(except the Hudson kind) will make jhim feel better if it’s well done. He |admires a Chicago man in the United ,States Bureau of Standards by the |name of Spurting, who’s anothergood glass man, too.George and his partner worked at jthe Belgian village during A Cen- |tury of Progress doing ‘fancy work,” ;as George puts it. We laughed, and !thought of embroidery and told him jso. “Damn it,” he said, “that’s just jwhat it is.” If you don’t believe it, |go down and look at the lacework !on the flowers he showed us.PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROON !ADVERTISERS I The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:David Kutner. Assistant: EdgarGreenebaum.Music and Religion“The Sense of Orientation” by As¬sistant Profe.ssor Kincheloe, ChicagoTheological Seminary at 12.Phonograph concert in Social Sci¬ence Assembly Hall, 12:30 to 1:15.Lecture*“The Relation of the PsychiatricWorker to the Mental Hygiene Move¬ment,” Miss Helen Myrick, Secretaryof the Illinois Society for MentalHygiene, Ida Noyes Library at 7:00.The Bacteriological Club presentsEdith Swingle speaking on “Studieson Small Colony Variants of Staphy¬lococci” and Dr. James A. Harrisonspeaking on “Serologic Studies inPoliomyelitis.”Modern Drama Lecture Series, .4rtInstitute at 6:45.Undergraduate Organization*Raquet Club in Ida Noyes Gym at12:00.LuckiesBeacnbacieJTHE TOBACCODOES NOT SPILL OUTGood tobaccos... real good tobaccos... that’s the reasonfor Lucky Strike’s fine, smooth quality. We use onlythe center leaves of the finest Turkish and domestic to¬bacco plants. Not the top leaves—because those are under¬developed. Not the bottom leaves—because those are in¬ferior in quality. We use only the center leaves—becausethese are the mildest leaves—fully ripe for perfect smok¬ing. Only these choice tobaccos are used to make Luckies—so round, so firm, so fully packed —and no loose endsto spill out. That’s why Luckies are always mild andsmooth. That’s why always “Luckies please”. And don’tforget—* ‘It’s toasted”—for throat protection—for finer taste.THE METROPOLITAN OPERAOver NBC Red and Blue Network* Saturday, 1:40 P.M.Eaatern Standard Time, LUCKY STRIKE present* theMetropolitan Opera Company in the complete Opera,"L’Africana.”Kand only the Center LeavesjflatoonVol. 34. No. 50. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JANUARY 11. 1934 Price Three Cent*What of ItBy SIDNEY HYMANGRUMBLE SEAT PAPERNUMBER ONEIn primitive societies the woman-,vho has the biprfrest ring: suspendediviiin her nose automatically becomesa member of the elite. Other womenin primitive societies are distingiuish-ed and courted because they possessli'iisr neck.« about which are w'rappednumerous rings. Still other women.<tand out because in their tribe theyhave large plates projecting fromtheir lower lips. And here at the Uni¬versity of Chicago the physical markof the feminine elite is the possessionof a car. As the nose ring, the neckring, and lip plates are extensions ofthe primitive w'oman’s personality, soi> the bright metallic car both an ex¬tension and the only significant factabout the personalities of our ownbelles dames.Now the possession of a car is thecarte blanche which admits one tothe mystic and uncharitable order of“Those who sit in the circle.” Likethe cackling geese who guardedRome, the women who sit in the INTERFRATERNITYCOUNCIL MEETSWITH^ESHMENWill Hold Discussionon Rushing RulesNext WeekTwo meetings with freshmen todiscuss the rushing rules will be heldnext week by the InterfraternityCommittee. One is to take place inthe rvening in the residence hallsfor dormitory men and those in theneighborhood: the other will be heldin the Reynolds club at noon.Campus ResidentsMembers of the Interfraternityi^ommittee, Frank Nahser, EugeneFoster, Dan MacMaster, VincentNew’man and Herman Odell will takecharge and explain in detail the reg- Chicago PlayersPresent SecondPlay TomorrowThe Chicago Playeivs will pre.senttheir second offerings of the sea.son,St. John Ervine’s “The First Mrs.Fraser’’, tomorrow and Saturdaynights at S;:iU in the InternationalHouse theater, d'ickets, priced at .lOcents and 7.j cents, may be purchasedat International House. All seats are1eserved.The Players are endeavoring topiesent during the season a group ofplays which are representative ofvarious types and periods of thedrama. Their first production was aninterpretation of “Hamlet”, and thepresent play is representative of mod¬ern high comedy.Gerhait Hauptmann’s “The Weav¬ers” wdll be produced by the group,in the middle of March. Max Schilt,: DEBATERS OPPOSE N S L SelectsOXFORD IN FIRSTMEET OF SEASON PERMIT STUDENTSNew Publication USE OF BOOKS INHUMANITIES EXAMOpponents on ScheduleInclude Kent, N.Y.U.,and RollinsUniversity debaters will meet Ox¬ford, N. Y. U, Rollins, Kent, andeither Notre Dame or U. S. C. thisquarter according to a debate sched¬ule announced yesterday by Dr. S.McKee Rosen, director of debate.Two of these debates will be broad¬cast over NBC.Wells Burnett and Vernon Lyonwill repre.sent the University DebateUnion when it meets Oxford Univer- The National Student I^eague yes¬terday named Mel Pitzele as chair¬man of the organization for the com¬ing' year. The remaining officerselected yesterday are Bernard Brand-schaft, membership secretary; Mar¬ian Ix)blitz, Student Kev'iew agent;Greenfield, educationaland Ralphdirector.Plans were formulated for a bi¬weekly paper, which will be publishedunder the dii-ection of Joseph Kepecs.The first issue will appear in aboutthree w'eeks. The proposed paper New Policy Is Resultof Daily MaroonCampaignAnother definite step toward theelimination of merely testing factswhich has been the characteristic ofpast examinations will be achievedin the next Humanities examinationwill publicize the work of the League I according to .\rthur P. Scott of theand carry on campaigns for new mem¬bers and against campus outrages. Itwill sell for two cents and will con-ulations to be observed and the spiritof the rules. Dean William E. Scott production ofwho formerly studied under Maxi January 27 over an NBC andReinhardt, famous German producer, Broadcasting Co. hookupis coming from Nuremburg to lend WM.\Q as the local outlet. Thehis assistance and technical advice to team will have the negativethe Hauptmann sub.jeot “Resolved: Thatis also scheduled to make a briefcircle guard against any incursions | talk on the Unilersity angle. Thisinto the territory of their patrol dur¬ing the hours of 11:30 to 2:30. Onevery occasion it is customary forthese benevolent despots to raintheir smiles on pictures, flowers anddoor knobs. And they even go sofar as to manufacture occasions.Subtle distinctions between subjectmatter, the possessor of a car doesnot make. She is united in one di¬vine love with her creator and every¬thing appears to her as one or an¬other aspect of the Great Oblivion.Her emotional reactions swing inpendulum fashion. If .she maintained :a state of equilibrium, her whole jmental process, like the pendulum. ;would stop completely. Either an ob- w'ill be the first opportunity afford¬ed the freshmen to ask any questionsthat they may have about a matterthat is of vital concern to them.Sunday’s Open HouseSunday evening the first of thethree open houses of this quarter areto be held by all fraternities. Thehours during which freshmen may beentertained are .'>:30 to 10:30.All entertainment is to be confinedto the house. The purpose of theopen house is to permit freshmen tovisit any houses they may choose to.Invitations for the open house maybe given in any form, by mail, tele¬phone, or orally. The oral invitation,however, applies only to the open play. He is familiar with the char¬acter of the modern German theaterand particularly well acquainted withthe peculiar requirements of Haupt¬mann’s dramatic works. the Profit motive should be eradicat¬ed.”On February 8 debaters from N.Y. U. will come to the Midway toengage a University debate teamThe Chicago Players are not offi-; oue.stion “Resolved: That youcially affiliated with the University, ^'hould be a conscientious objectoralthough many students are members next war.” N. Y. U. will haveof the easts and producing staffs, i ^^6 affirmative.Alumni and others with no connec¬tion with the University have alsobeen included in the activities of thisdramatic group, which is distinctly ex¬perimental.ject is “too cute” or it is “nasty.” i house and not to the rushing lun-To advance on the sacred precinct ofcar owners without downcast eyesand without an invitation, is one ofthe nastier things of the nasty clas¬sification. On such occasions, thewoman in the car resolves herselfinto an exponent of the ‘Oh God thepain of it!” school. She quivers withthe pain of intrusion and she takesarrows out of her quiver and shootsglances which when stuffed wouldcredit the den of any big game hunt¬er.Please understand me on thispoint. There is nothing particularlyoffensive about women in cars. Someof them even have a reasonable fac-.simile of intelligence. They are nicegirls and I like some of them swell,ril never forget the trip hammer re¬action that affected my heart whenI once heard the honk of a horn anda voice that seemingly beckoned meto come to the circle. I could havebeen very pleased to go over to thecar that blasted its horn. I wouldhave been very pleased had I beengiven an opportunity to put my footon the running board of that car, toprop my head on its partly openedwindow, and exposing my posteriorgradient line, I would have beenvery pleased to carry on a stimulat¬ing conversation with the lady with¬in on the vital question whether itwas a blue dress dyed green thatM was wearing. I repeat, Iwould have been very pleased to doall this, but turning around, I sawthat it was a person behind me whowas being beckoned to. I appeasediny pride by mumbling somethingabout a world proletarian revolutionand I vowed that someday (in a foot¬note) I w’ould immortalize thatyoung lady with the fame of a Lu-crecia Borgia,I should further like to say that Ibelieve an elite necessary for theweel of any society. As good Platon-ists, many of us are concerned withthe attempt to discover by introspec¬tion whether w’e are artisans, auxili¬aries or guardians, and most of usfail in our attempted self classifica-‘ion. Now the fact that we havewomen sitting in the circle is a re- |markable criteria for determining iour progress toward our acceptanceas a member of the elite—or the |guardians in the Platonic analysis, jTo merely walk by the cars, we as- isuredly would have to be artisans. Toput our foot on the running board |uf that very car, we would certainly jhave to be a member of the auxili- iaries. And to actually sit inside the !<^ar, next to its feminine owner, • • • ja person would certainly have to 'have the patience of a true philos- SOCIALIST CLUBPICKS DUERBECKAS NEW LEADERcheons. Invitations for the latter areby mail or telephone only.Freshmen may be invited to arushing luncheon only once beforeopen rushing commences in the sixt^hweek of the quarter. However, anymen w'ho have attended luncheonslast quarter are eligible to come toone luncheon this quarter.Fraternities that wish a completeschedule of the luncheon dates mayobtain them in the Office of theDean of Students from Miss Eliza¬beth Foreen.Open rushing begins officially onthe sixth week.Vance Appoints9 Officers ofR.O.T.C. UnitNine members of the advancedcourse of the Reserve Officers Train¬ing Corps were commissioned CadetSecond Lieutenants in a special orderissued by Major Preston T. Vancethis week. They are Cadets R. S.Lineback, J. B. Pullen, H. L. Hit-chins, J. H. Buchanan, E. N, Irons,C. E. Hawley, H. M. Rich, J. N.Grimshaw, and Fred Fowkes,All of the newly-appointed officersare active in the department, irons,a member of the pistol team, is oneof the best shots the University teamhas had in many years. Lineback isone of the editors of the “7.'i,” thedepartment’s student publication.Rich is sports editor of the DailyMaroon. Other appointees a-re mem¬bers of the pistol and polo teams.At a meeting of the cadet officersof the department ye.sterday Cadet-Major John Rice announced plans forthe annual military circus, which willbe held late in February, or early inMarch. Committees w>»re named tohandle the various details of the cir-MME. GIANNINI SINGSIN MANDEL CONCERT Ed Duerbeck. Seymour Baker, andAsher Finkel head the li.st of officersof the Socialist club as a result ofelections held by the group Tuesdayevening. .Six members were selectedto supervise the working committees,and a program for the quarter wasdrawn up at the meeting.Duerbeck is the new president.Baker will serv'e as treasurer, andFinkel will act as secretary. Otherelections included that of Bob A.sher,in charge of arrangements and meet¬ings: Margaret Gilmore, head of theindustrial committee: C. W. Kirk¬patrick, head of the publicationsgroun; J. C. Ellickson, director of ed¬ucation and research; Robert Dugan,in charge of literature and propagan¬da; and Asher Finkel, head of themembership committee.Three meetings have been defin¬itely arranged for winter quarter,according to Duerbeck. Mattie deHahn, who recently returned fromRussia, will discuss “The U. S. S.R. Today” Tuesday evening in So¬cial Science 302. .Tohn Gaus. profes¬sor of Public Administration, willattempt to answer the question “CanWe Use Our State Goverments?” ata meeting January 23.“Geve nor Horner: A Success orFailure?” is the topic selected for asvmposium in Mandel hall January30. James Weber Linn, professor ofEnglish, and Roy Burt, Socialist can¬didate for governor in the last elec¬tion, will speak. Kent DebateChicago Kent College of Law de¬bate will be the second to be broad¬casted over NBC. Chicago will up¬hold the affirmative side of the sub¬ject “Resolved: That Capitali.sm hasfailed.” The debate is scheduled forFebruary 24.A team from Rollins College.Florida, will debate a Universityteam here on February 26. Rollinswill have the negative side of “Re¬solved : That the Powers of the presi¬dency should be substantially in-crea.sed as a settled policy.”Chicago will meet either NotreDame or U. S. C. in the early partof March. Other debate engage¬ments will be made later.Positions on the l^niversity debateteam are open to all students andare not restricted to Debate Unionmembers alone. Tryouts for the de¬bate are: N. Y. U., January 24; KentSchool of Law, February 7; and Rob sist of four pages. Editorial and ad-\ertising assistants are Esther Giller,Don Head, Irving Wolf, and E. K.Poj ter.As a part of their campaign fornew members and to arouse studentinterest, the league will hold a teain the near future. Maran Koblitzand E.sther Geller are in charge ofthe function.A resolution to send a telegram toPiesident G. W. Rightmire of OhioState TYniversity protesting againsthis expulsion of the five men whorefused to enroll in the R. 0. T. C.,and commending these men on their.setion was passed.The National Student League hasbeen active on campus this year inpromoting a campaign to abolish thelocal unit of the R. O. T. C.CAP AND GOWNPLANS STUDIO INLEXINGTON HALLFor the first time in its history,the Cap and Gown will maintain itsown studio, it was announced yester¬day by William Wat.son, managingeditor, who outlined some of theplans of the annual for the next fewweeks.Roo;-n 16 of Lexington Hall, thenew home of the campus yearbook,has been remodeled and will formthe background for club, fraternity,and several individual pictures. Pho¬tography work is supervised by Carlto .5 under the direction of Dr. Ros-(Continued on page 2)Freshmen CouncilPlans Two Mixerslins, February 14. The tryouts will j Strouse with Frank Glaubitz asall be held in Harper E 50 from 2 j chief photographer. Club picturesj will be taken in two weeks, after theI completion of rushing, and fraterni-I ty pictures will be taken at a laterI date. The new studio will be em-I nloyed instead of Mandel hall, sceneof former group pictures.A large number of seniors have asI vet failed to have their pictures tak- )I f'n l)ut may make appointments inj Room 208 of Cobb hall until Feb¬ruary 1.•Among other announcenient.s came ,the one that commissions on salesof the Cap and Gown and handbookare available in Room 15B of Lex¬ington Hall every day after 3:30,according to Waldeniar Solf, busi-! ness manager.Any artists on campus who desire Humanitie.s staff and John M. Stal-naker, of the Board of Examiners,in an announcement to The DailyMaroon yesterday. This is in agree¬ment with the policy advocated inthe editorial columns of The DailyMaroon.Most .salient of this new programannounced is the fact that the stu¬dents Avill be allowed to use sourcebook.s for three hours of the Hu¬manities comprehensive examinationgiven in June. Class lecture notes,the syllabus, and the two basictexts, “History of Europe, Ancientand Medieval” by Robinson andBreasted, and “History of Europe”by Schevill, are the material whichmay be employed by scholars in thishalf of the examination. The otherhalf of the comprehensive will be pre¬sented in the usual form.Stresses PrinciplesThe new policy is a response tothe desire of both students and fac¬ulty to have examinations rest theperson’s grasp of id fas and prin¬ciples rather than facts alone, thebasis of the new plan. Mr. Stal-naker declared, ‘The object is totake the student away from thewrong notion that the course ismerely a collection of facts. Ratherwe are endeavoring to give studentsenough knowledge to enable them touse the facts.”No questions will be asked on thispart of the comprehensive which willinvolve only looking up factual data.There will be questions, however,which will require a knowledge offacts in the presentation of ideas.For these purposes the texts may beused. According to Mr. Stalnaker,last minute cramming before exam¬inations will be of little value.Plans for a dance, two mixers, anda class rush are being made by theFreshman Council foi' the winterquarter. Definite arrangements havebeen made for the mixers, the first ofwhich will be held at Ida Noyes hall.Saturday evening following the Chi-cago-Illinois basketball game. Therewill be dancing from 9:30 until 12:30.The second mixer will follow thebasketball game with Michigan.Tentative plans are -tl.so beingmade for an all-University semi-for- to work on the art department of the Rifle and PistolClub Announces5 New Officersmal dance on February 3 and a fre.sh-luan-sophomore rush. The freshmanpreviously defeated the sophomores ina tug of war. Cap and Gown will meet DavidHumphrey, art editor, in 'LexingtonHall, Room 15B this afternoon at8:30.Trade Associations Have New Functions of IndustrialControl Through Recovery Program, Spencer BelievesMadame Dusolina Giannini will ap¬pear in a song recital in Mandel hall,January 23, at 8:30, under the au-:spices of the University Orchestral ,Association. Dr. Martin Schutze,president of tlie group, announcedyesterday. jMadame Giannini, who completed a Iconcert tour on the European contin- j “Congress has taken the trade as¬sociation, converted it into somethingof an industrial state, and turnedover to it .some of the functions ofcontrol traditionally performed byour political states,” Dean W. H.Spencer of the School of Businesssaid in a radio bioadcast over WGNyesterday.“In the National Industrial Re-coveri' Act Congress suspended theoperation of the Sherman Law a.s toagreements and code provisionswhich may be approved or prescribedby the president. In so doing. Con¬gress has admitted, for the time be¬ing at least, the inevitability oflarge scale business and has employ amass larger profits. It is s>Tnpto- i of these manufacturers for solutionmatic of the need which individual on a cooperative basis.businesses have felt, in an age ofgreat complexity, for cooperativeaction. The trade association hascome to be a supermanagement or¬ganization, faciltating, controlling,and conditioning the management ofthe individual business suit.“There are many services which atrade association can render effec¬tively for its members on a coopera-ative basis—services which perhapsonly a few large and powerful in¬dividual businesses can perform forthemselves as individuals. For ex¬ample, a group of manufacturers arcusing a certain manufacturing proc¬ess. The owner of a patent allege.scontrol,“This trend toward bigness, col¬ent last winter, replaces Claire Dux,formerly scheduled to present the j lectivism, or solidarity in business isconcert on that date, since Miss Dux something more than a mere tend-opler (a guardian), to tolerate the I has been compelled to cancel all re-i ency of ‘birds of a feather to flockpoppycock a balderdach that char- | citfrt engagements for the remainder j together. It is something more thaned it in a program of industrial self- that the process is a violation of hi?legal monopoly. Think of the incon¬venience, the ineffectiveness, andthe cost incident to the attempt ofeach business to defend itself againstthe alleged offense as compared wfftha .situation in which the whole prob-acterizes the whole setup. the season. the greedy ambition of business to , lem is turned over to an association “The trade association has metthe need of bu.siness for maintain¬ing proper relationships with thepublic. It has acted as an offensiveorganization in developing favorablepublic opinion, and as a defensiveorganization in combatting unfavor¬able public opinion and unfavorablepublic action.“Business has long felt that itshould be permitted to participatemore fully in programs of voluntarybusiness planning and stabilization.This would, of course, involve somecontrol of production and prices. Butproduction and price control runscounter to our social philosophy thatcompetition is desirable and shouldnot be shackled. The fact remains,however, that there are some thingswhich business can under proper sup¬ervision do in the field of businessplanning; and these things can prob¬ably be most effectively done throughthe trade association.” The Rifle and Pi.stol club, recently! organized by members of the R. 0.T. C. with the aid of Adolf C. Noe,associate professor of Paleobotany,held its second meeting yesterdayafternoon.The following officers of the clubwere elected at the first meeting latelast (juarter: Jack Kornfield, presi-, dent. Dr. Noe, vice-presidnt, RussellWiles, executive officer, Robert Kriz,1 treasurer, and Bradford Wiles, secre¬tary.The club will organize a rifle andpistol team as soon as possible, withthe intent to enter intersch'lasticmeets Permission has been obtained' to use the rifle range in the weststand of Stagg field. Shooting prac-I tice will be held on Tuesday, Wednes¬day, and Thursday evenings from, 7 :,30 to 10, and from 2 to 5 on Satur-' day afternoons. The club is not re-; stricted to members of the R. 0, T. C..Anvone interested may join the club,i Dr. Noe, who aided in the organiza-' tion ( f the present club, was influen-j tial •n the organizat'on of the firstP.i^’ie and Pistol club in J915.SINFONIETTA HOLDSREHEARSAL TONIGHTAmateur musicians are invited toattend the regular rehearsal of theSinfonietta • tonight at 7:30 in theMusic Building, 5729 University Ave¬nue. .A! Jablon, director of the or¬chestra, announces that there are.still positions available to studentswishing to become acquainted withorchestral literature, and to learn theart of playing in an ensemble.Among the works on which thegroup is working are the BeethovenFirst Symphony, and Haydn’s Sur¬prise and Clock Symphonies. Re¬hearsals are held each Monday.//THE DAILY fliA THURSDAY, JANUARY H. 1934 \^ Saihf iHminitFOUNDED IN 1901r■«=> The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, tiub-itied morninijs eNceiii Saturday.Sunday, and Monday durinp the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Ma’-oon Company. 5S31 University avenue.Subscription rates: i'd-SO- a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies;three cents.No responsibility is a'^sumed by the University or Chicagofor any statements apivai in_R in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into b\ The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IS. 1903. at the post-office at Chicaao. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material api'earing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L, MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate Editor Lettersto theEditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDI fORlAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence Wishnickbusiness assistantsWilliam Bergman William O’Doi.nell Robert SamuelsCharlotte FishmanEMirar GreenebaumRuth GreenebaumCharles HoerrHenry Kelley SOPHO.MORE REPORTERSRaymond Lahr Ralph Nicholsonianet Lewy U-an TrussingCurtis Melnick Harker StantonRobert McQuilken Jeanne StolteDonald Morris William Watson But the A, B, C system multiplies the| doubt bythree! The difference between A and B, B andC. C and D is even more dubious than the differ¬ence between pass and fail.For this unfortunate state of affairs, The DailyMaroon proposes either of two remedies:I. .Announce percentile gradings publicly toshow each student mathematical evidence that his Editor, The Daily Maroon,education is progressing. Even such faulty evi- Chicago, 111,dence would be more correct than after butchery Sir:by inaccurate translation into a dead languagelike A. B, C. D. F.II. Award FI to the upper ten percent of anyrepresentative group who take the examination,fail the lower twenty percent, and bestow S uponthe rest.Then, under both plans, for the small sum ofone dollar allow everyone with the desire to seehis examination so he could ascertain which factshad slipped his memory.will pay the expenses of the Board of Examiners - holiday of scionco?”for taking the examination from their file and re- It has boon noted many times, asturning it after the perusal. “a i’RM- fact.” that strong thinkersAff«r ^11 ,^,.,-,^..^0 f „ • • alwavs had at birth aging fathers.A\rter ali, the purpose ot examination is not o, . I Systematic investigations appear nowto receive a grade. It is, peculiarly enough, to | to have clearly discovered this la3v:inform a student what he does not knowJ. P. B. Weather, StudentsWhole Campus Is Outof Tune This YearPresident Hutchins of The Univer¬sity of Chicago takes the first pageagain, and again are friends of ra¬tional life given a chill. He criticizesthe work of “fact finding” investiga¬tors of science, who produce onlyraw facts.”May I accommodate the President,applying philosophy to “raw facts” It would seem that the gentlemanwith very honorable, though musical,intentions, who wrote “StormyWeather,” is either finding himself SELECT OXFORD ASFIRST OPPONENT ONDEBATERS' SCHEDULE(Continued from page t)en.New otTicers for the winter i|u i).ter were elected last night at the I'n stmeeting of the quarter of the Dehaievindicated or emharras.sed with the ' Union The new officers are: deluitoaccuracy of the first line of his song manager, Mary MacKenzie, debate—“Don’t know why there’s no sun , fm otarv ami publicity managerup in the sky.” As a matter of fact, iJurnette; and debate treasur-he may experience both feelings, for ^ , ,,..1although we are not having stormy i ^weather, we have had only 3.2 hours : Ketiring officers of the Union aiv(not beer, please) of sunlight out of ; Chapel, ]>eroy LaTowskv.so as to make them available forThe dollar, of course, , human use—and that without anv a normal total of !)2.G hours duringthis year.This lack of sunshine, according to0. Swenson, junior meteriologist in^charge of the ohseivatory atop Ros-enwald hall, is due to the faculty ofthe clouds for remaining stationaryover the north and central stateseast of the Mississippi, Coincidentwith the dearth of Old Sol’s bene¬ficial i-ays is an unusually high tem¬perature for this time of the year. Wendel Auld, and Everett Storey.YNTEMA INAUGURATESROUND TABLE SERIESJoel .MexandarRod ChapinSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSFrank Davis lierald SternZalmon Goldsmith Everett StoreyEdward SchaarEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berfrer Loui.^e Eraser I’reston CutlerGeorit MannNight Editor: Howard P. HudsonAssistant: Donald MorrisThursday, January 11, 1934 I The Travelling Baz aarI BY CHARLES (“Scriblerus”) TYROLER ^.4 Ql'ESTIOX OF JXTFFPRFrAT/OXIf we can believe Jane Ellen Mason, and JimmyIMavkham says that we can. and that he does,the .«cene was the Coffee .‘^hop and several Quad-ranglers were lilting with a guy—probably AlecKehoe or some other Alpha Delt, when a bunchof Mortar Boards breezed in.One of the Quadranglers ventured a saccharine“Ilelloooh”. And one or all of the Mortar Boardsnodded gracefully, smiled, and passed on to atable in the rear. The guy stared after them andthen popped up “Saaay, I thought you weren’tsupposed to talk to them during rushing.” TheQuads tried to explain that the rule applied tofreshmen only and not to other club girls.Jane Ellen didn't have time to tell me whetherthe guy ever got straightened out on the situation.. . .but the moie we think about it, the more wefeel that the guy was, as we suggested, AlecKehoe.... yep.... that’s who!* * ♦THAT FRIARS’ IXFLUEXCEGood old Henry Thearle “Hap” Sulcer, ]a.«tyear’s abbot of the order of Blaekfriars, just can'tget over the friars’ way of thinking. He’s pub¬licity manager for the Student Lecture Serviceand the next lecture of the series is to be givenby Commander Fellowes, who will tell about hisflight over Mount Evere.st. “Hap”, with memoriesof “Plastered in Paris”, “Katie from Haiti” and“Gypped in Egypt” still fresh in his highly re¬garded cerebrum, has dubbed Fellowes “The Lind-bei-gh of London”. Which is pretty good, andanyway whatdehell, two comps are two comps!•JSuimauios uoui noA jai jqanoijj o.w ‘puno.iu .ladud aqju.inj oj qJinoua pajsa.io^ui o.ia.v\ no.? .v\oq sr Jluiaasjng jof) -os quiqj a.w ;nq .moh.’/ j.uop•qni3 -f.ijunoj o.ioqg qjnog aqj jr uaaiJJ .k] oj siluo.ij uojiJuiqsB^w aqj jRqj puRjs.iapunCOMPREHENSION AND REMEDIESFOR COMPREHENSIVESInteresting was the information from the Boardof Examinations that the Humanities comprehen¬sive next June will allow use of textbooks andnotes during half of its six-hour period.The Daily Maroon (December 3, 1933) advo¬cated such a departure from the University maniafor objectivity. We are so heartened by this suc¬cess, however insignificant, that we are impelledto add further impetus to the Board of Examinersspirit of experiment.The Dally .Maroon advocates abolition of A,B, C, D, and F grade terms. They belong to thejargon of the dark ages of education. As a meth¬od of measuring one’s education to the ultimateincanted fact, these grades have persisted inAmerican schools for six generations. 'The United States Contsitution and A, B, C .grades are the two unchangeable institutions thatappear in American history. Intelligent people ibelieve that both are clumsy, inadequate, and j IF YOU REAIJA’ lF.4.vr TO KXOHunadaptable.The Chicago Tribune will thank us for men¬tioning them as staunch supporters of the Con¬stitution in all its reactionary principles and out¬moded time intervals which suited another age.Like the Tribune, university faculties are afflict¬ed by prejudeie and tradition when they support | I PLAYED WITH WALTER HAMPDFX"and insist on a time-worn, inaccurate grade sys- j The Dramatic Association is deserting Franktem. And, again like the Tribune, they will fail i G Hara for Walter Hampden, at least temporal-• IT' I J1V»as inevitably as time passes.But we entertain very little immediate hope ofsecuring the abolition of our ancient grade sys¬tem, though President Roosevelt is doing verywell with his ancient Constitution.Worthlessness of the terms. A, B, C, D may be jdemonstrated by explanation of grading proced¬ure.Comprehensive examinations are markedmathematically and placed on a percentile basis—the one surviving the attacks of an addingmachine receives a 99 percentile and the rest arearranged in descending order to zero.Uuided by a loose latio, grades A. B, C, D, andF are awarded arbitrarily. Examiners will tellyou fhat there is always a noticeable break in thepercentile between .A and B, C, and D, etc.But statistical authorities of the Educationaldepartment tell us that such breaks do not usual¬ly occur at all. If they do, they occur in thewrong place.Furthermore, the examiners use any break theycan find, but when they cannot find one, thegrade ratio may follow the immediate fancy. Cer¬tainly there can be no rational process involvedwhen a 95 percentile gets A and 94 gets B.The distinction between a low S and a high U,we admit is exactly as doubtful as the distinctionbetween a low D and a high F. Hampden is engaging “supers” for his produc¬tions of “Hamlet” and Macbeth”. Frank Spring¬er, Ixiis Cromwell and Edith Grossberg are tobe in “Hamlet”; Jack Allen is to be in “Mac¬beth”; and “Flip” Ebert and Hal James are inboth.They get paid too! But of course the big at¬traction is that some day when they have longgrey beards, (that is, the men) they’ll be ableto lean back in a soft-cushioned lounge, with eightor nine grandchildren at their feet, and reminescewith emphatic indifference “Now when I playedwith Walter Hampden....”♦ ♦ *HE'S BACK....Burt (Jale dropped in to visit the boys yester¬day. He’s waiting for the next semester to startup at Wisconsin, ’cause that’s where he’s going tohang out from now on. We asked him why hetransferred and he mumbled something about“Oh. they’ve got a swell engineering school upthere.”But we weren’t taken in by that, ’cause we usedto room with Burt, and we know. For the bene¬fit of those who don’t know, “Cotsy” Cramer,who burned up the Chicago campus last year, isup at Wisconsin. And Burt likes her.. . .See?....Yep in fact he likes her so well, that he wreckedoar car driving up to see her one week-end lastquarter. Yep, he’s gonna go....when you gottago, you know but this time we’re not going tolet him borrow our car. He’s probably in toomuch of a hurry and after all, one wrecked caris enough of a remembrance for any roommate. — The older the fathm’ is when a sonis horn, the greater the augmenta-tion of brain-power the son receives i Theodore interna, jirofessor oftduc to maturing of genes and Btalistic.s in the School of Business,chromosomes in the father’s germ will inaugurate a series of weeklycells). Thousands of cases uniformly I’Dund table discussions Friday whenV.', .«unport the rule. Conversely, sons leads the ga oup in a cons’deia'Z I horn to fathers under thirty have Gon of ‘Imperfect Competition andI uniformly proved incapable of able Co.'ts.” The meeting will ho^ leadership. Their mental endowment j Id the common room of Haskellis too shallow and weak to function I Imll under the auspices of the Grad-well in high places.How does President Hutchins qual¬ify under this law?His father was horn in 1S71. andPresident Hutchins in 1S99. whenthe father was 28' years old.Men with such an “age index’’have had no son.se of direction, nosagacity, wi-alom or jmigmont, no uate Club of Business and Econom¬ies.The Alumni Club of the School ofBusiness enters its secamd year of activity with Professor McKinsey slat¬ed as the speaker at the next gathering to be hehl on the second Tnc'-day of PYbruary.Royal F. Munger, financial editor iself-control. There was Cotton Math- Chicago Daily News, spoke at !ev (father aged 2.3). who burned the meeting of the Alumni Club ^“tVitche.s” at Salem. He typifies his ' Tuesday, and di.scnssed the ,class: .\gressive, hnt with no depth, current financial situation of the jno judgment, no control, no contin- country, ;uity of mental action, no grasp on — ^reality, no vision, no power to gen- Northwestern, and now, “a holidayeralize experience. In high placesthey generate supreme disaster.Signs multiply that Dr. Hutchinsconfoms to rule, as witness his di.s-tinctive moves, such as “free will”in class room work, merger with of science.”Thus do raw facts become dynam¬ic!Respectfully,W. L. Ballard,Syracuse, Ind. THECHICAGOPLAYERS- - - present - - -“THE FIRSTMRS. FRAZER'bySt. John ErvineINTERNATIONALHOUSEFRIDAY and SATURDAYJanuary 12th and 13lhCurtain 8:35 P. M.Tickets 50c-75cU. of C. BookstoreWoodworth’s Book StoreInternational MouseUNCENfOREDPICniRE(<^ WORLD WARJ:€ RAW WAR is tragedy painted in blood. It is theresult ot raw, uninformed opinion; alternating gusts ofjingo and pacifist hysteria. Its raw horrors are madeeven more hideous oy the sacrifice of untrained menupon its altars.The Chicago Daily News is publishing each Saturdaya photogravure section d-'voted to RAW WAR.They are authentic, uncensored and, in many caseshitherto unpublished, pictures of the World War,appearing in chronological order.This series of Daily News photogravure sections hasdefinite historical and educational value, and thesections have been printed in a Tze adapted to con¬venient handling ana preservation. They are not Art.They are History. You will wish to keep them.4 permanent binder hasbeen prepared for the com¬plete series, which may beobtained for 10 cents—or by mail for 15 cents.Th^se binders, togetherwith back copies of thesections, are available atoffices of The ChicagoDaily News PersonalService Bureau, Daily NewsPlaza and 9 West Madisonstreet, ChicagoEach Saturday inTHE CHICAGO DAILY NEWS OIMPERFECTA(DAILY MAR06n sportsTHURSDAY, JANUARY II, 1934Sloppy Play CharacterizesFirst Intramural Cage MeetsPhi Kappa Psi’s TeamDefeated by ZetaBeta TauEleven interfi’aternity games, for'ilie most part sloppily played, openedthe 1934 intramural basketball tour-'nament last night. As might be ex¬pected in the first games, there was !little accurate shooting by any team,even the high scorers missing manyattempts for field goals. ^Z. B. T. ScoresThe majority of the games turned ,(Hit about as expected, with the pos¬sible exception of the Zeta Beta Tau9 to 4 victoi-y over Phi Kappa Psi. Inthe first half of this game a greatmany shots by both teams w'erewasted. Cole made a basket and Kut-ner a free throw for Z. B. T., andU'erner sank two free throws for PhiPsi to bring the score at the half toonly 3 to 2, Z. B. T.’s favor. !In the second period, shots contin¬ued to rattle off the backboard with¬out entering the hoop. Z. B. T. went:iirther ahead in Livingston’s bucket,.,but Phi Psi came up on a goal byRoehm. With two minutes to go, how- iever, . B. T. spurted ahead whenCole sank a basket and a free toss,and Kutner, his second charity shot.Delta Kappa Epsilon and KappaXu played a close game, the Poke’swinning out, 12 to 10, mainly on the'Strength of Dell’s three field goals.Kappa Nu’s scoring w’as divided quiteevenly between Askow, Dorfman andAbrams.The Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Sigma.Xu encounter, however, was thetightest ending match of the evening.The score was 14 to 13. It was a spir¬ited game, although as in the othertilts, few could find the basket consist¬ently, except for Pitcher of S. A. E.Fie broke loose for 11 of his teams 14markers. This was more than Sigma\u could match with their star, Man-(lernack, making only 7 points. At thehalf, the game was a dead tie at 8 all.In Psi Upsilon’s meeting with Taukappa Epsilon, ITie big boys o^ the PsiIT outfit were given a scrappy gameby the smaller, but fighting team rep¬resenting T, K. E,, even though Psi U RESULTS OF LASTNIGHT’S GAMESAlpha LeagfueAlpha Delt, 18; Sig Chi, 7.Deke, 12; Kappa Nu, 10,Phi Gam, 18; Lambda Chi, 3.Beta LeagueDelta U, 22; Pi Lambda, 12.Phi F. D., 44; Kappa Sig, 3.Tau Delt, 19; Phi Pi Phi, 10.Gamma LeaguePhi Delt, 20; Chi Psi, 15.Phi Sig, 41; A. T. O., 7.Z. B. T., 9; Phi Psi, 4Delta LeaguePsi U, 25; T. K. E., 6.S A. E., 14; Sig-ma Nu, 13. WRESTLERS ENGAGEILLINOIS SATURDAYIN BARTLETT GYMTONIGHT’S GAMES7:30Optimists (A) vs. Ramblers oncourt 1.Triple X’s vs. Maroons on court11.8:15Optimists (B) vs. U. High Panth¬ers on court 1.Independents vs. Barbarians oncourt II.Gamma Alpha vs. Disciples oncourt III. did come out ahead, 2.5 to 0. Assistedl)y Psi U’s tendency to miss under-the-basket shots, T. K. E. held theiropponents down to a 9 to 4 scoreduring the initial half. Sclupleseluded the guards to sink two fieldshots for T. K. E.’s four tallies.In the second half, however, ’thesituation changed completely. How¬ard, Baker, and Laird found the bask¬et, and then the fun began. Womereven managed to ease one throughthe hoop. Psi U made 16 points induring the last half. Whilethis was going on, the best T. K.E. could offer in the way of scorewas a corner .shot by Davies. Theydidn’t give up. though, but keptscrapping for the ball until the veryend. :Several of the teams virtually Iwalked away from their opposition Iduring the course of the evening. 'One of these was the Phi B. I). |group which ran up a 44 to 3 count 'against Kappa Sig. Maiwer, Weiss, !and Pritikin were the principal scor- ;ers for Phi Beta Delta, and Elliot jcontributed all of his team’s three Ipoints.Phi Sigma Delta made 41 scores toAlpha Tau Omega’s 7. Zacharias andWolf did most of the Phi Sig shoot¬ing. In the games tonight, the in¬dependent teams will see their firstaction. Five games will be played,beginning at 7:30 and 8:00. Maroon wrestlers meet their fir=stBig Ten competition Saturday night,facing the strong Illinois team in a(jual meet in Bartlett gymnasium.(Toach Spyros K. Vorres, who hada fine team in prospect for this sea¬son because of the development of hismen last year, has lost several of hispromising sejuad. The Maroon teamhas fairly good prospects in five ofthe eight weight classes, however, andis regarded as having an even chanceagainst the Illini.Tom Barton, who had some experi¬ence la.st vear, will represent Chi¬cago in the 118-pound division. Hewill meet Frederick, Illini who wmnthe National A. A. U. title last year.Max Bernstein, who won his letter inwrestling last year as a lT8-pound-der, has been moved up to the 126-jiound class. Adams, the Illinois en¬trant, is an able wrestler.Feature Boxing PreliminariesNorman Howard, sophomore,brother of Bion Howard, last year’sMaroon captain, will wrestle in the135-pound class. Howard is one ofthe be.st prospects on the Chicagoteam. Another sophomore, RobertKracke, will compete in the 145cla.ss. Capt. Marvin Bargeman, let-terman, will wrestle in the 155-pounddivision in the Illinois meet. Ray¬mond Ickes, son of the Secretary ofthe Interior, is a candidate for theteam in this weight, but needs ex¬perience.In the 165-pound class, Ed Bed-rava, an experienced man, will be theMaroon entry. George Factor, mem¬ber of the freshman team of 1930,who has been out of college, willw’restle at 175 pounds, and Ray Wei-merskirch will be the heavyweight.Three freshman matches will openthe program at 8 o’clock, with threeboxing bouts at 8:30. The varsitymatch begins at 9 o’clock. SportFlashesMore Seats—All for the Team— . .The Midnight Ride—21 Straight—By TOM BARTON- POLO TEAM MEETS , Chicago last montlILLINOIS AT URBANA: ‘in',,, , , . following week the team fromChicago s undefeated polo s.iuad in-, I,,,,.y ,vi!l play the MaroonsI vade.s Urbana Saturday evening foi I here.its first Big len encounter 01 the C'ompiimentary ticket- to llie BlackI year against the strong liiinois trio.! Horse troop game are now available! The following week the team travels in the office of the Department of; to Culver where it hopes to repeat .Militaiy Science and Tactics in Ryer-the to 5 win it scored over that son 38.CLASSIFIED ADS Thirty Freshmen Outfor Basketball TeamLOST. Friday between 11:45and 2:45. Tilden technical ringon black onyx background. Year1933. Reward. Eunice Thoendel,Tri. 1768.ROOMS TO RENT. Man studentwall share good hotel room. $10 amonth. Maid service. Phone Fairfax5400 after 4 p. m.Lost on University Ave. between59th and 63rd Sts. A black and sil¬ver beaded purse. Return to GreenHall. Reward. With the opening of official fresh¬man basketball practice at the begin¬ning of this quarter, the drive tobuild up a future varsity team hasbegun. Thus far there has been noactual scrimmage, C''ach Kyle Ander¬son preferring to drill the menthoi-oughly in the fundamentals of thegame such as dribbling, passing andball handling.About thirty men reported forpractice on ,Ian. 2. They are, on thewhole, much smaller than last year’sstpjp.d although such men as LeFevre,Novak, Weinhouse, Lewis and Hoopshould develop into good varsity ma¬terial, all having either height or agood eye for the basket. Athletic Director Nelson Metcalfas.sures everyone that there will beplenty of seats for the basketballgames this weekend. 500 extra seatswill be obtained by adding the upperrows to the west stands. The addedcapacity will make a total of 3,500seat.- available for the Illinois game.Arrangements have also beenmade for quick handling of theci’owd. Several additional ticketbooths will be opened and several ofthe large entrance doors will be usedto admit the crowd. The number ofushers has been doubled in anticipa¬tion of a sellout crowd Saturday eve¬ning. The athletic department wascaught unaware by a large crowdlast Saturday night, but it won’t hap¬pen again—the inconvenience wemean and not the crowd. {* * * IThere are still quite a lot of stories ,around and about the Stanford-Co-lumbia game. One prize story re¬counts how “Dynamite” Joe Richa-ich, Columbia tackle, compressed awhole year’s playing into that singlegame. Joe hadn’t played in a game ‘all season, and had he remained outof that game would have been eli¬gible for two more years of compe¬tition. As it is he lost a whole yearby playing that one time.♦ * ♦Inexperience of Chicago’s sopho¬more team may be blamed for theirpoor showing against Michigan. How¬ever the fact that the Maroons tooka midnight train to Ann Arbor andhad only a few’ hours of sleep—andcould not make up any sleep duringthe day—didn’t help Nels Norgren’sboys any.* * *Notre Dame’s string of 21 straightwins is an impressive one. Despitethe fact that Keogan’s team com¬piled them by some hairbreadth wins,particularly Tuesday’s last minutewin, and a three-overtime battle inthe previous game, the Irish is againan outstanding contender for Na¬tional honors.Coach Keogan deserves a lot ofcredit for turning out consistentlygood basketball teams. The “Irish”I’ecord for basketball victories, some¬what dimmed by the position of Foot¬ball at South Bend, has in the lastfive years been equally as good astheir football record.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS • The Finchley store-wide sale now in progressoffers the purchaser savings of twenty per cent andmore on the entire stock of Finchley wearables.Thus, one is assured of outstanding values as wellas the excellence, character and reliability alwaysassociated with the products of this institution.Business SuitsStaple Blues and Oxford Greys includedTOPCOATS and OVERCOATS$3150 $3450$3350CLOTHES TATLORED AT FASHION PARK.A alight Charge for AlterationsEntire Stock ofFURNISHINGSLeather Goods and NoveltiesDRASTICALLY REDUCED19 East Jackson Blvd c-^Fifth Avc„ New YorkThe only medium for up to the minute publica¬tion of campus affairs. Complete informationon intramural and intercollegiate competition-witty columns-forceful editorials-graduate,fraternity, society news—the latest news ofthe campus—Without which your knowledge of the campusis meager.SUBSCRIBE NOW $1.75for the remainder of the yearT IN npiniNAilaterbyBETTY HANSENIWalter Hampdenin“RICHELIEU”This business of beinjr a theatercritic isn’t ahvays as pleasant as itmipht be. particularly in a seasonas lethartric as the present one. How¬ever. a hrst-niirht session with WalterHampden in "Richelieu” caused yourcritic to leave the Erlanjrer theaterwith a brand new joy to the worldphilosophy in rejrard to affairs dra¬matic.Perhaps the excelence of the pro¬duction was emphasized by contrastwith the. other production- on thepresent Chicago playbill. But we liketo think that Hampden would hesomething for the critics to jret en¬thusiastic about even with first-ratecompetition. So he is in "Richelieu.”Hampden, of course, dominatesthe action, but never obtrusively. Tfeseems to carry the rest of the castalong: in his own magniificent sway,and to cal), forth from them theirvery best efforts. The supporting- THE DAILY MARCai/N. THURSDAY. JANUARY It, 1934ciraracters are all effective, althoughthe lines provided by the Goodrichtian'lation of Bulwer-Lytton's playarc not always first rate. Hampdenovercomes this difficulty with ease,but the minor characters occasionally!ail to instil sufficient strength intolines which lack vitality..A costume play is always intrigu-inc: thi- particularly so. Hampden’s |magnificent car-dinal’s robes seem, in-decii. to set the keynote for the play—one of dignity, together with astrange compelling suspense. Theflowing plumes and dashing capesof the men. and the luxuriant velvetsof the women’s costumes add a dis- ,tinct air.The role of Richelieu, as inter-;u-t>tcd by Walter Hampden, is three¬fold. Richelieu is first a child of thehui'ch. secondly a shrewd and craftystatesmen. "The Fox of France.” and i,’niid the swashbuckling soldier, withmore than a touch of Cyrano about ,him,. Hampden succeeds admirablyin unitying the three distinct char¬acters and in molding them into one ;complete, and. in our opinion, per-ect. whole.The minor characters, too. wereunusually good. Just the proper icomedy touch was provided by P. J. jKelly and Hannam Clarke, in the jroles, respectively, of the Sieur do Berighen and the monk, Joseph. Theactor who played King Louis VIII(his name escapes us at the mo¬ment) was, for the most part, force¬ful enough, but now and ag.ain hisacting had a distinct flavor ofSwift’s best.John Seymour lent the properamount of intensity and rashnessin the role of the young hero. Andthe women members of the cast wereadequate, although the heroine wasjust a bit saccharine.But why discuss the minor char¬acters. Hampden \*as Richelieu. Hehandled his role deftly and with un-(ie'-stamling—in a word, with hi-usual great skill. Who can doubtthat here is one of the great personalities of the theater’? "Richelieu” should dispel all doubt on thatscore* for even the most indifferentplaygoer.H’.TLER PERIL TO PEACEHitlerism iti America, according toSam Sherman of the .Anti-Defamation League, in a lecture before the.Avukah Club yesterday aft(*rnoon atIda Noyes hall is inevitable if hardtimes continue. However, the prob¬lem is not only a Jewish one, becausethe Nazi fight is against Liberalism,and is thus a serious menace to thepeace of the world. GLASS-BLOWING ISA FINE ART-THAT’SWHAT GEORGE SAYSBy RALPH W. NICHOLSONGlass-blowing is an absorbing oc¬cupation if George is any proof. Forthe last 14 years George has been'vorking away in the basement ofKent Chemical laboratory filling allsorts of orders for blown, bent, andiretzelized glass. Nothing stumpshim. ".Anything they can draw, wean make.” he says simply.Go'^rge works for anyone in theI’niversity and also gives classes for'tudents who are so anxious to learn‘he art of glass-blowing that they arevilling to devote their Thursday af-‘ •rnoons to him. with no hope of re¬ceiving academic credit.We had heard that George was thesecond best glass worker in the coun¬try. so we decided to drop in on himin his shop. We did anti found himseated before an amazing litter oftubes and beakers. putTing away atthe shortest kind of a cigarettestub. ‘Ah, Erikson,” he said, thatstumped us for we know no one by that name, so we a.sked if Eriksonwas a good blass-blower. “Naw,” washis smiling reply. But that startedus off.George has been moulding gla.sssince he picked up the trade in aPennsylvania surgical works 2t>years ago. Now’ he is a walking textbook on fusion temperature, anneal¬ing points, tensile .strengths, and•what not.He is usually .swamped with work,so that now he has an assistant,one Van Hespin, who heljis him withhis metamorphoses in glass. He getsthe most kick out of doing a decentinner seal, hut any kind of a seal(except the Hudson kind) will makehim feel better if it’s well done. Headmires a Chicago man in the UnitedSlates Bureau of Standards by thename of Spurling. who’s anothergood glass man. too.(George and his partner worked atthe Belgian village during -A Cen¬tury of Progress doing ‘fancy work.”as George puts it. We laughed, andthought of embroidery and told himso. “Damn it.” he said, “that’s justwhat it is.” If you don’t believe it.go down and look at the lacewoikon the flowers he showed us.PATRONIZE THE DAILY MAROONADVERTISERS Today on the(J)Tiadranj<IesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:David Kutner. 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