an of Student:Cobb 203 (2 copj illanionVol. 34. No. 44. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1933 Price Three CentsThe PresidentSays—-By ROBERT M. HUTCHINS-in personLong experience has convinced methat public speaking is a futile en¬terprise and one that is equally un¬welcome to the speaker and his au¬dience. This view was confirmedTuesday by the only tv'o undergrad¬uate remarks that I heard in regardto the stirring address I delivered inthe Chapel.depressing experienceOn the way over I passed somecharming young ladies and heardone of them remark, “If he talksmore than ten minutes, I’m going toget up and leave."Since I knew that I had to talkhalf an hour, I was somewhat de¬pressed. Nevertheless, I went for¬ward with that do-or-die spirit whichhas, characterired our University forso„many years.UNDERGRADUATE UN¬INTELLIGENCEIfuch of my speech was devotedto'getting rid of the strange delu¬sion that undergraduate work mightbe-discontinued on the Midway. As IleN the Chapel I passed a group ofcharming young athletes and heardone of them remark, “Well, you see,there ain’t going to be no undergrad¬uates on this campus.’’BARDEN’S INTELLIGENCEI am sorry that I didn’t beat Mr.Barden to it and cover the questionwhich agitated him in hi« editorialon Wednesday about the Maroonand the Purple. This is simply an¬other evidence that you can nevertell what a Maroon editor is think¬ing about. In s^ite of his fraternalconnections, I had had the idea thatBarden was an intelligent youngman with his mind fixed on the high¬er things in life. But since he in¬sists on a personal assurance frommf' about the color of the flag thatwe are going to wave out'heTe, t amhappy to say that I am in favor ofMaroon as the perpetual hue of thecollege out on the Midway. I alsolike purple. It should be preservedin the standard of the Evanston col¬lege.My notion has always been that inthj event of consolidation the twocolleges would retain their own in¬dividuality, their own social life,their own extra-curricular activities,and their own banners. Then we canstage intramural football games onSoldiers Field and make a lot ofmoney.FAILURE ANDDISAPPOINTMENTIn spite of the failure of my ef¬forts at exposition on Tuesday andin spite of my disappointment atlearning what Barden is actually in¬terested in, 1 am ready to admit thatI should appear before the students'casionally to tell them things theyAn disagree with. When I nextr .ve the pleasure of writing for Mr.Barden’s sheet, I shall advance oncemore a proposal that I have made invain to five sliccessive Maroon edi¬tors.You can spend your holidaysguessing what it is.MERRY CHRISTMAS!BARDEN DEMONSTRATES HECAN TAKE IT AND LIKE ITWe have decided to change ourname. From now on we’re going tobe known as Rubinoif. President(“Eddie Canton’’) Hutchins shallsupply the humor and Editor (“Rub-inoff’’) Barden will supply the music.It took Rubinoif to incite Mr.Hutchins into writing a column forthe Maroon all by himself.But Rubinoif wants to defend thecharming ygung ladies. They’re hu¬man, and human beings have to eateven though someone decides againsthis will to talk at them for half anhour.As for charming young athleteswe’ll believe anything. . .even whatMr. Hutchins says about them.But he should restore that idea'.hat RubinoflF’s mind is fixed on thehigher things in life. What can behigher than that Maroon flag he pro¬poses to wave over the Midway?Since RubinoflT’s editorial policy isto do everything that five successiveMaroon editors wouldn’t do, it be¬gins to look as though this is oneproposal of Mr. Hutchins that is ac¬tually going to go through. But wewon’t waste our holidays guessingwhat it is.And that crack about fraternal Inaugurate New Policyof Matriculation and GymLocker Fees Next QuarterPhi, eh?. .. .h’mmmm. -ed. Two Dollar Charge WillCover RecreationalPrivilegesAt a meeting of the Board ofTrustees of the University yesterdayit was decided to abolish the matric¬ulation and gymnasium fees, andcharge a two-dollar fee each time astudent registers in any schooKor di¬vision of the University. This planwill go into effect immediately andwill apply to the University Collegeand Home Study department as wellas the other schools and divisions ofthe University.In the Winter Quarter ail students,except those who have paid all orpart of the regular twenty-dollarmatriculation fee, will pay the two-dollar registration fee. 'Those whohave paid only a part of the matric¬ulation fee are required to pay thebalance of that fee according toprevious arrangements.University Receives MoreAccording to the new system ofregistration charge, in the courseof four years the University will re¬ceive twenty-four dollars in regis¬tration fees instead of the usualtwenty dollars. However, in theevent of a student c|mpleting hiswork and receiving a degree beforethat time, the University will receivethat much less in fees.At the meeting yesterday it wasalso approved to make a full tuitioncharge of $33.33 a quarter for stu¬dents working toward a Ph. de¬gree who have paid in the aggre¬gate full tuition for nine ^quartersafter receiving the Bachelor’s degree(or attaining equivalent status), orwho have done a year or more grad¬uate work elsewhere and have paidin the aggregate full tuition for six-quarters at the University.Minimum Tuition 'CharfeHereafter the minimum tuitioncharge will be $33.33 a quarter forstudents who are working on theirdissertations. This fee will be charg¬ed in addition to the tuition fee re¬quired for courses which the studentsmay take while working on their dis¬sertations. In those cases in whichfull tuition is paid, no addition¬al charge will be made.Under the new system of matric¬ulation payments students will re¬ceive all gymnasium privileges onpayment of the regular two-dollarregistration fee. Under presentmatriculation arrangements therehas been an additional charge foruse of the gymnasium and nata-torium privileges which has amount¬ed to $1j60 for each quarter with asmall refund allowed. President HutchinsDelivers Address atConvocation TuesdayRobert Maynard Hutchins, presi¬dent of the University, will deliverthe address at the one hundred andseventy-fourth Convocation in theUniversity chapel Tuesday at 3:00.Two hundred and twenty-one candi¬dates are expected to receive de¬grees, according to information fur¬nished by President’s office yester¬day. Admission to the convocationwill be by ticket only.The present convocation is larg¬er than that of last winter when onehundred and ninety-nine received de¬grees. There are one hundredand thirty-four candidatesfor the bachelor’s degree, fifty-sixwho expect to receive a master’sdegree, and twenty-nine candidatesfor the degree Doctor of Philosophy.There is one candidate for the legaldegree Doctor of Jurispreudence,and one for the degree Bachelor ofDivinity.Fifteen candidates will come upfor the degree Doctor of Medicine,six from the campus and nine fromRush Medical College. Six are ex¬pected to receive four year medicalcertificates in the Division of Bio¬logical Sciences. Seventeen morewill receive a similar certificate fromRush Medical school.The one candidate for the J. D.degree is Donald MacFadyen, for¬ward on the Chicago Blackhawkhockey team. MacFadyen did hiswork in law during the summer.Dean Charles W. Gilkey of theUniversity chapel will speak at theConvocation Flayer service in theUniversity chapel Sunday morning. Amusical program for the Sundayservice has been arranged by MackEvans. The service will broadcastover WGN. The regular Vesper ch^;pel service will be held in the cha¬pel Sunday afternoon. PHI BETA KAPPA I-F Council Will ExtendStudents Askedto Submit FriarsBooks January 3All people writing books and li¬brettos for the 1933-1934 Black-friars show must turn their manu¬scripts in to the Order of the Friarsno later than January 3, accordingto an announcement made yester¬day by James Henning, Abbot ofthe orgfanization. All those who arewriting books and have not as yetnotified Blackfriars definitely of this,must communicate with CharlesGreenleaf, company manager, beforeWednesday at Burton Court.According to present indications,Hem^ng said, fifteen books will beturned in. Those known to be sub¬mitting them are: T3rroler and Bar¬den; Gerson and Panama; Hyman;Dexter; Eisendrath; Edwards; Mann;Cary; Goodnow; Carroll; Morrisonand Olin; and Salek and Storer.Alumni are: Julian Jackson; DonPlant; and Harry Moore.Judges will be selected after thebooks have been turned in, and re¬sults will be announced'sometime inFebruary. The professional produc¬er who will put on the show will beone of the judges.GIVE CHARITY SHOWA charity show will be given Mon¬day at the Drexel Theater, featuringWarner Gland in “Charlie Chan’sGreatest Case.’’ The admission priceconnections. .. .h’m. .. .Alpha Delta wiU'not be paid in money; canned^0,!)ods will be used instead. FRESHMAN NUMERALMEN MEET MONDAYTO FORM “Sr 0100Twenty-three numeral winners ofthe class of 1937, as well as all themembers of the “35’’ and “36’’ clubswho will be able to attend, will holda meeting Monday at 8 in Room Aof the Reynolds club. The meetingis intended for the formation of a“37’’ club.Officers will be elected and acourse of action for the year will bedetermined. The executives se¬lected at this meeting probably willbe temporary, pending the additionof basketball and track men to theclub.That the organization had unlim¬ited possibilities was the opinion ofKyle Anderson, freshman footballcoach, instrumental in the formationof the numeral clubs. Since all menbeing given their class award auto¬matically receive memberhip to theclub, the group, consisting entirelyof athletes, provides an unusual op¬portunity for activities as the pro¬motion of scholarship and eligibility.The meeting will be conducted byJohn Womer and Bill Langley, thepresidents of the “35” and “36”clubs respectively. INITIATES 24 NEWMEMBER^MONDAYMary Gilson PresentsOpening Addressat MeetingTwenty-three University studentsand one faculty member werenamed to Phi Beta Kappa, nationalhonorary scholastic fraternity, atthe quarterly listing yesterday. Allbut five of the group are residents ofthe Chicago area.Specializes in UnemploymentThe new Phi Beta Kappas will beinitiated into the Society Monday af¬ternoon at a meeting on the campus.At that time Miss Mary Gilsoi^ as-sisant professor of economics at theUniversity of Chicago, who was re¬cently elected to the Society by theWellesley College chapter on thebasis of her research work, •will alsobe initiated. She will give the ad¬dress at the initiation.Miss Gilson has specialized in theproblem of unemployment. Her pub¬lished works include “UnemploymentBenefits in the United States,” ofwhich she is joint author, and mono¬graphs on management of personnelsupervision. She believes that ef¬forts on the part of even the mostprogressive industrialists to stabilizeworking conditions will be futilewhen limited to individual plans.Thirteen of those honored receiv¬ed the bachelor’s degree last August.This group includes two studentswho graduated under the University’snew plan, the first new plan studentselected to Phi Beta Kappa. They areEric G. Haden, Memphis, TennesiVe,and Joseph W. Haden, Chicago. Theywere elected on the basis of theirperformance in comprehensive. ex¬aminations and nomination by de¬partments.Old Plan Students in MajorityOld plan students in this group,selected on the basis of credit pointsand departmental nomination, areMrs. Olive Henrickson Bradfield,Chicago, Ruth Eleanor Bradshaw,Fairbury, Illinois, Mary JosephineGreen, Chicago, Beatrice Gutensky,Chicago, Arthur W. Hollister, Chi¬cago, Charles L. Hopkins, Jr., RiverForest, Illinois, Miriam Ada Kirsch-ner, Chicago, Madeline Dorothy Kne-berg, Moline, Illinois, Esther AnnaOlson, Chicago, Ella Elizabeth Pres¬ton, Davenport, Iowa, Lenore WilliePrice, Oconee, Illinois.Ten “old plan” students who willreceive the bachelor’s degree nextweek were selected. They are MaryEleanor Buck, Chicago, Julius R.Cohen, Chicago, Mrs. Marjorie Crow¬ley Frank, Chicago, Martin D. Ka-men, Chicago, Maurice R. Kraines,Chicago, Ida Virginia Matlocha, Har¬vey, Illinois, Paul Seligman, HubbardWoods, Illinois, Philip D. Shandeling,Chicago, David S. Spaulding, Chi¬cago, and Mrs. Mary Davis Zeisler,Chicago. Free Rushing PrivilegesDuring Christmas HolidaysPresent Rules Co IntoEffect Again onJanuary 2“Smoothest Man” toMeet “Sweetest (Jal’’at Formal TonightCampus party-goers turn out to¬night for the Freshman Formal, thefinal social event of autumn quar¬ter, with dancing from 10 to 1:30 inthe Cloister club of Ida Noyes hall,to the music of Boyd Raeburn’s or¬chestra. The lowest priced tickets forany formal event, selling at $1, arestill available at the University Book¬store, Mandel hall, Reynolds club,and from members of the Council.Tonight’s affair continues a tra¬dition initiated by the FreshmanClass council two years ago, but thisis the first time the Freshman womenhave planned a formal dance forthe entire student body.As the climax of the evening, thename of “The Smoothest Man in theFreshman Class” will be announcedon the basis of returns in the con¬test conducted this week. The compe¬tition was staged by the Council inan attempt to find a “mate” for “TheSweetest Little Gal on Campus.”The original plans for selecting the“Smoothest Man on Campus” statedthat only freshmen women cou^vote, but these plans have beenchanged; now any student, male orfemale, freshman or otherwise, cancast a ballottBetty Ellis is in charge of gen¬eral arrangements for the dance;Lillian Schoen is publicity chairman;Rita Cusack is directing ticket sales;and Betty Hanna is in charge of or¬chestra arrangements.Featured with Boyd Raeburn’s or¬chestra are Lorraine Anderson, bluessinger, and members of the band, in¬cluding Joe Peters, saxophonist andcrooner, and Carl Bach, guitarist andsinger. Raeburn’s appearance to¬night marks the first time he has re¬turned to play at a campus engage¬ment since he secured a contract inFred Harvey’s Embassy Room.FEDERATION NAMESHELEN DE WERTHERNAS ROARD MEMBER‘‘The Messiah” Givenby Combined ChoirsThe annual Christmas perform¬ance of Handel’s immortal oratorio,“The Messiah,” wil be given by thecombined Parish and St. CeciliaSt. Paul’s boy choirs have beenfamous for the past 40 years.Choirs of St. Paul’s EpiscopalChurch, 50th Street and Dorchesteravenue, Friday, December 22 at7:45. (iharlie H. Demorest, organistand choirmaster is directing.The soloists assisting the choirsare Lucille Long, contralto, wellknown radio and concert artist;Florence Demorest, soprano; Mar¬shall Batchelder, tenor: and GeorgeGraham, baritone. Offer Mas^ield*s‘Coming of Christ'in Chapel Sunday“The Coming of Christ,” a mys¬tery play by John Masefield, will begiven as the annuaj Christmas pa¬geant in the chapel Sunday at 7:30.This marks the first occasion onwhich a pageant with speaking partshas been given in the chapel.The cast includes speaking partstaken by Frederic Woodward, Ber¬tram G. Nelson and members of theChoir; singing parts, and scores forquarter, for small and for largechoruses, for organ and trumpet.The performance is directed by FredEastman, Professor of ReligiousDrama, and "by Mack Evans, Directorof the Chapel Music, assisted byMarian Van Tuyl, of the Departmentof Physical Education. Gifford Mastis in charge of the lighting, HarrietTrinkle is advising on the costum¬ing, n\ost of which has been furnish¬ed through the generosity of Mrs.Minna Schmidt.LAST MAROONToday’s issue is the last of thisquarter. The next Maroon will bepublished Wednesday, January 3. Helen de Werthern was yesterdaynamed a junior member of the Fed¬eration Board, to fill the vacancyleft by Grace Graver, who is not atthe University this quarter. The ac¬tion was taken upon the approval ofthe office of the dean of students,and the Bpard of Women’s Organiza¬tions.Helen de Werthern has been ac¬tive in Federation, and has been anupper class counsellor and a groupleader. The remaining junior mem¬bers of the Federation Board are:Helen Hartenfeld, Betty Sayler, andValerie Webster.A change in Federation’s methodof selecting junior board memberswas also approved yesterday by theoffice of the dean of students, andthe Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions. In the future the women willbe appointed through the office ofthe dean of students, instead of be¬ing elected by a- popular vote of allUniversity women. In order to qual¬ify for the position of a junior mem¬ber on the Federation Board it isnecessary to serve as a group lead¬er, and to have a high scholastic Open rushing of freshmen will begranted to fraternities during theChristmas holidays, the Interfratern¬ity Committee decided yesterday.This ruling will go into effect De¬cember 22 and continues until Jan¬uary 2.This does not mean, however, thatthere is any lowering of the presentbarriers at this time. The rules willbe strictly enforced until the endof the quarter.No Change in RulesFrank Nahser, president of theCommittee, stated yesterday that thisaction is no means a change in therushing rules. The Committee feelsthat it is strictly within the regula¬tions antf consistei|t with their pol¬icy inasmuch as open rushing is per¬mitted in the summer. This actionwill give an opportunity to fratern¬ities who complain of insufficienttime for contacting freshmen.Nahser emphasized, that NO agree-ments between fraternities andfreshmen may be made during thisfree rushing period. Violators of therules, whether fraternities or fresh¬men, will be subject to the most se¬vere penalities.Same RegulationsAfter January 2 the same regula¬tions will apply as those of tlfis quar¬ter. There will be no contact withfreshmen other than at the scheduledtimes, previous to the final rushingperiod, the sixth week of the winterquarter, two luncheon engagementsand three open houses will be per¬mitted each house. Freshmen whowere entertained this quarter maythen be invited again to one lun¬cheon and all of the open houses.All freshmen may attend any ofthe three open houses of each fra¬ternity. Thereby it is hoped thatboth fraternities and potentialpledges will be satisfied.Since the rushing rules have beenexplained and made known manytimes, the Interfraternity Committeewill not accept ignorance as an ex¬cuse for violation. However, in duefairness to freshmen who may notbe clear about all the details,members of the committee will beavailable for conference with fresh¬men on this matter after the firstof the year. They hope in this wayto impress freshmen with the seriousconsequen^ces that may follow anyinfraction of the rules.There will be a meeting of the en¬tire Interfraternity Council Tuesdayevening, at 7:15 in the ReynoldsClub.Appoint Mrs. CarrAssistant to DeanMrs. Harvey Carr, wife of Profes¬sor Carr, chairman of the Psychol¬ogy department, yesterday was ap¬pointed assistant to the Dean of Stu¬dents at a meeting of the Board of'Trustees.Her duties will include the posi¬tion of social director, assuming theposition that Mrs. Mary Hastingshad last year. She will consult withthe student social committee and aidit in planning activities for the year.Besides this she will be availableevery afternoon in Dean Vvork’s of¬fice for consultation with students onany problems that they might have. Burgess Talks on“Changing FamilyLife of Russia”Dr. Ernest W. Burgess, professorof Sociology, will speak to the So¬ciology club in “The Changing Fam¬ily of Russia” Thursday in the So¬cial Science Assembly hall. Themeeting is open to the public.Dr. Burgess who recently returnidfrom his second trip to Russia wherehe studied family life and crime, isprobably the foremost authority'inthe world on the sociological conceptof the family. The observations Dt*.Burgess made while he was in Rus¬sia will be of great interest andvalue to everyone interested in tlAsfield. t'ffIn the recent series of Park-Bi^-gess lectures, which consisted of lec¬tures by Dr. Robert Park, Mrs. ClaraCahill Park, Robert Park and Cjr.Park, Dr. Park talked on “New Meh-New Crimes.” Besides being an au¬thority on family life. Dr. Burge^*is noted for his work in crime andits social treatment.Dr. Burgess wrote The UrbanCommunity and collaborated withDr. Park in writing The City. ’’DANCE CANCELLEDAll ticket salesmen for the VarsityClub’s Fall Roundup, formerly sched¬uled for December 16, are request¬ed to destroy tickets and make thenecessary refunds, as the dance hasbeen cancelled.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1933iatlg i®ar00uFOUNDED IN 190iThe Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.69 a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies!three cents.No reaponsibiiity is assumed by the University or Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IH. \*^,q**°*^"office at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March s, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly r^erves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilHam Bergman ^ li*William Loventhal SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSHope FeldmanCharlotte FishmanBdsar GreenebaumRuth GrcenbaumCharles HoerrHenry Kelley Raymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickRobert McQnilkenDonald Morris Ralph Nicholsonl^n TrussingPhilip RosaHarker StantonJeanne StolteWilliam WrightSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SchaarRod Chapin Howard Gottscbalk Gerald SternFrank Davis Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Graver Preeton CutlerGeorg MannNight Editor: David KutnerAssistant: Ralph NicholsonFriday, December 15, 1933WE GLADLY SINGTHE PRAISEThe Daily Maroon has passed through one-third of its 1933-’34 existence.In accordance with the spirit of a great Uni¬versity, it has sought the truth. ^Vhether you thinkit successful or not probably depends on the num¬ber of times your name has appeared in it.Its staff has attempted to cover the campus un¬der a system of beats and assignments ably de¬vised by Jane Biesenthal, associate editor.Under the tutelage and firm insistence of Bet¬ty Hansen, associate editor, its staff has attempt¬ed to write terse, concise, accurate stories.Page make-up and mechanics of the paper werein the hands of capable William Goodstein, man¬aging editor, who knows a good story when hesees it.All the staff get H (honors) for effort, and S(satisfactory) for achievement. They have notmade as many of the same mistakes that mostDaily Maroon staffs make.Of our columnists, Harry Morrison is the mostutilitarian. He has written both the TravellingBazaar and The Greeks Have a Word, and hissearch for truth has been very successful in bothcases. Sidney Hyman has put some subleties inhis Travelling Bazaar that amazed his readers, and,what is even more remarkable, he occasionallymade them think! Scriblerus, who might be CharlesTyroler and then again might not, has made hisGraduate Papers a real institution in The DailyMaroon.But next quartter, Scriblerus will take his audi¬ence over to the Travelling Bazaar which he willwrite for the quarter. His graduate column willgive way temporarily to a column of interestingpossibilities written by Sidney Hyman and entitledMain Street. Harry Morrison will conduct the fra¬ternity column to the final gasp of rushing week inthe middle of the winter quarter, and perhapsby acclamation will continue it indefinitely.Editorially, The Daily Maroon has sometimesbeen accused of destructiveness. But investigationwill show that for every broad criticism, therehas been a suggestion offered.Editorials that do not criticize are likely to bepollyannish, and, as our conservative contempo¬rary, The Hyde Park Herald, says so boldly, anewspaper without opinion is without character.The Daily Maroon has carried out to comple¬tion several successful projects of a public servicenature this quarter. It has one in actual com¬mencement now, and many more planned for thebalance of the year.Campaigns through the editorial column havesometimes achieved the object of any editorialcampaign: discussion. Letters to the editor havebeen more numerous than our space would allow.We do not discourage easily. If one campaign falls into an ashheap this quarter, we will devisea campaign that will make a bigger and better ashheap at the close of next quarter.While it may be true that editors are cordiallyhated by the time they are through, we do notmind that as long as the hatreds are indeed cor¬dial.Since both examinations and Christmas aredrawing near, we wish you all many S’s (pay noattention to your A s, B’s, C’s, D’s) and a tresjoyeux Noel.—J. P. B. THE CUBE PRESENTSIBSEN^S ‘GHOSTS’ ATDOWNTOWN THEATREThe Travelling Bazaar!By SIDNEY HYMANMerry Christmas to Bethany Mather whosesuccessful combination of dignity and charm madeher the pride of Ward Belmont. To Jean Piccardbecause she brought romance to a lone Californiabear. To Rita Cusack because she demurred atbasking in the reflected glory of her brother Jim,and has on her own merit tied up a number ofboys in the Phi Psi league.] To Anne Palmer be¬cause she refused like other debutantes to sitaround and wait until a Russian nobleman by thename of Smith or Jones comes and marries heroff, and instead mingles with us commoners to theextent of inviting Frank Davis to her coming-outparty. And this goes for Marion Oliver as well.Merry Christmas to you-all Quads whose partywe enjoyed ever so much. Merry Christmas toyou, Lorraine Watson, and to you, Sara Givin, toyou, Kay Trees, and to you, Ginny Boone, and toyou, Fran Gethtroe. We once had a notion thatyou gave your parties in rooms with mirrors onthe ceilings, so that you could recognize eachother when you passed. But I guess that was be¬cause at one time we w'ere a little country boy,dazed by Broadway lights. And now we think youare “perfectly nifty,” as Mary Haskell would say.And Merry Christmas to you, Liz McCasky,and we hope tdat the next time you eat at theB and G you won’t be troubled by that constrict¬ed feeling about the waist. And to you, PeggyMoore, merry, merry Christmas for all thosemany chats we had years ago that gave us cour¬age to carry the torch. To you Wilma and MarionKuehn, and to you Bobby and Pat Vail, merryChristmas, and don’t you think you could bringmore sister teams to campus to keep you com¬pany? Be good to Betty Kreuscher, Santa Claus,and bring her a lot of books so that she can writethose “perfectly ducky” book reviews, as MaryLaverty would murmur.Merry Christmas to you, Lillian Schoen, forcontrolling the destinies of the Freshman class,and we hope that your “Smoothest Man” contestat the Freshman dance tonight will do credit toDaily Maroon influence. To you Helen Andersenand Bonita Lillie, a joyous yuletide for causingmore heart throbs and palpitations than anyother freshmen in the class of ’37, To you, MikeHair, because we like your name.| To MargaretGraver because you are a cousin of Grace, whowas about the swellest girl that ever went to Chi¬cago, and we hope she comes back with us soon.Merry Christmas to you, Betty Patterson, be¬cause I believe you were the lady in distressthat Wayne Rapp ordered the gallon of waterfor at the I-F ball. To you, Peggy Holahan, amerry Christmas and, oh how we wish we were inTwirp Hoivard’s place when you saunter underthe mistletoe. To you, Ilo Carr, a most merryChristmas for being one of the few Intellectsamong the clubwomen. I’ll get Hell for this, butI'm sure Jack Harris will agree, as will Margar-etha Moore, whose presence on the Phoenix hasbrought the Old Bird back into good grace again.And Merry Christmas to you, Jane Hemple-man, and please know that I’ll remember you inmy will, for gratifying my ego by laughing inthat contagious way of yours at some of ourtripe. And Sue Richardson says we should wishyou a merry Christmas, because she never seesyou in the same dress and of all people whoseopinions we accept Sue is right up in there. Toyou, Betty Dale Cooke, for having the good senseto return that fraternitty pin you were wearing.To you, Jane Valentitne, for making us dizzy withthat lightitng streaked sweater of yours.^Merry Christmas to you, Helen Hiett, for tak¬ing the responsibility of making all the foreignersfeel at home at International House. You and LizWalker. And Lois Cromwell and Gerry Smith-wick, merry Christmas to you, for being interest¬ed in the fine things of life—such as the ChapelCouncil—despite your B. W. 0. C. activities.It’s getting cold now. Harry is holding ourpulse. But there are a few things on our mindwe’d like to air before giving up the ghost.First, we wish to ask Tommy Glassford how theCalifornia Chamber of Commerce allowed thename Rainey Wells to pass the board of censors.Second, we wish to agree with Mr. Bond of theRomance languages that we did take the lid off ourcerebal garbage can, but we claim forgiveness onthe basis of extreme youth. Third, we wish tothank Bill Scott for his indulgence. And fourth,we wish to express our gratitude to you John,Florence, Jane, Will and Betty, for making mewhat I am today—a jibbering idiot.Come along with me Harry Morrison.... Moveover Jontry, Newton and Holloway, Frank Hard¬ing and Art Howard... .Now we belong to theages !FINIS i A psychoanalytic version of Ib¬sen’s Ghosts will be presented at theCube Experimental Art theater to¬morrow and Sunday nights on thestage in the McClurg building, 218south Wabash avenue.University students will be ad¬mitted at special reduced prices uponpresenting the coupon found onpage three of The Daily Maroon.The Cube offers opportunities toUniversity students interested in dra¬matics. Tryouts are conducLVi at; the theater every Tuesday and Wed-rfesday nights at 8, with casting fqj;Oedipus Rex, Crisis, Our AmericanI Cousin, and The Merchant of Venicenow in progress. These dramas willbe presented in modern settings andmodern clothes.Following the performance ofi Ghosts, Leonid Andreyev’s Waltz ofthe Dogs will be staged by the Cube.It will be the play’s first Chicagoapp>earance. CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Large double room.Well furnished. Reasonable. 6343Ingleside. Dorchester 9713. Mrs.Pears.FOR RENT—Clean, comfortableroom near U. of C. for two personsin private family. Economical planfor board if desired. Phone Midway9249.ROOM AND BOARD—Privatehome. Mod, rate. Quiet. Close tocampus. Fulghum, 5661 Drexel Ave.,3rd floor.Term papers, Theses, neatly, ac¬curately typed. Will call for and de-DREXEL THEATRE$58 E. 63rdFri.—Victor McLofIcn in “LAUGHINGAT LIFE.”Sat.—Leslie Hoarard-Doag-las FairbanksJr. in “CAPTURED.”San.-Mon. — “CHARLIE CHAN'SGREATEST CASE.”Mats. Daily 15c till 2:30. San. till 6:30tonightIScollege nighthal kempand His Orchestrawith• Deane Janisand• ''Skinnay** EnnisA Complete Floor ShowHeaded by• BOB NOLAN . . .Master of CeremoniesYour Entertainers are• ROBERT CONNOR• WALTER MONTGOMERY• JEAN RUSSELL• CHICK, DRIP, and DIDO GIFTSfor book lovers—THE HASTE*N^OE JALNAfc.MASTER OF JALNABy Mazo de la Roche$2.50THREE CITIESBy Scholom Aache$3.00MISS BISHOPBy Bess Streeter Aldrich$2.00RABBLE IN ARMSBy Roberts$2.50PRESENTING LILY MARSBy Tarkington$2.00DRAGON MURDER CASEBy Van DineA Philo Vance mystery storj'$2.00NO CASTLE IN SPAINBy MeFee$2.50NO SECOND SPRINGBy BeithWinner of $20,000 Internationalprize novel. $2.50PRACTICAL GIFTS WITH ADISTINCTIVE TOUCH—DINNER ‘1^BLACKHAWKWABASH AT RANDOLPHThe Beer That Made Milwaukee famou.s\ STATIONERYHundreds of novel and stapleitem.s. Imported and Domestic. 50cto $2.00.COSTUME BAGSThese “Tucktite” zipper openedbags are very unusual. Variety ofleathers, cloths and colors. Each$1.00.LEATHER BRIEF CASES16" size, adjustable lock; 3 pock¬ets (center one is extra large).Black or brown. Each $3.95.FOR THE UNIVERSITYSTUDENTGraduate. Faculty Member ^rFYiend. Hundreds of items withthe University Seal or Crest. 60cto $10.00.Woodworth’sBook Store1311 Ea,t 57th StOpen evenings Dor. 4800THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. DECEMBER 15. 1933 Page ThreeDAILY MAROON SPORTSPhi Beta Delta Leads in IntramuralCompetition at End of Fall QuarterPhi Beta Delta, in its campaignfor a third consecutive Intramuraltitle, again leads the organizationpoint standings at the end of the au¬tumn quarter's competition with 171points, according to an announcementmade yesterday by Walter Hebert,faculty manager of Intramural ath-GECI^GE/MENSSHOP1003 E.55th St.at EllisQUALITY MERCHANDISEAT POPULAR PRICES• ROYAL SMART SHOES” letics. Following closely in secondposition are the Optimists with 170markers. Kappa Nu and Delta Up-silon are tied for third place with150 points, while Phi Kappa Psi’s 147markers landed that outfit fourthplace.The remaining leaders in the orderof their standing are: Phi DeltaTheta and the U-High Panthers with105 points, Psi Upsilon with 98markers. Burton 700 witfi 95 points,and Tau Delta Phi and Phi SigmaDelta with 90 points.The leading group gained its posi¬tion by receiving entrance points inall autumn sports, winning the Uni¬versity championship in touchball,and taking ^ fifth place in the fallrelays. Entrance markers in allsports, league title in touchball,championship in the swimming carni¬val and a first place in the horse¬shoe doubles accounted for the Opti¬mists’ total. MAROON FIVE MEETSBRADLEY QOINTET INCONTEST TOMORROWLINEUPChicagoEldredFlinnPetersonKaplanWegnerOfficials — IfrfcIgrgReferet(DePaul); Umpire—H(Detroit U.) BradleyGetzCunninghamCorbinHarmsHandley, c-Nick Kearns, E. Warren,SAINT GEORGE GRILL60th and BlackstoneWEEK END SPECIALSSaturday—Duck Dinner, 50c Sunday—^Turkey Dinner, 50cBAKE SALE SATURDAY HOME MADE CANDIESCOURTESY STUDE^The CUBE218 South Wabash AvenueOn the Fourth FloorADMIT T-ARTIST PASS . .experimentalART THEATREONEI’ri'scnt this coupon at the door of tlic theatre at any of the performances■ >f IBSEN’S "GHOSTS” and you will l)e admitted at a reduction of .50cl)t r i>er''on paying only a small service charge of .25c. Good on Saturday.md Sunday nights at 8;20 P. M.NICK JOHN MATSOUKAS.Special College Free Holiday PartyBOYD RAEBURN- - and his popular - -University of ChicagoOrchestraSaturday, December 16From 9 to 12:30Delicious Supper, only $1No Cover ChargeThe Embassy RoomStraus Building, Michigan at Jackson The ever hopeful Maroons tackletheir third opponent of the seasontomorrow, when they meet BradleyInstitute, a small school from Peoria,in the last game of the quarter. TheMaroons will undergo a unique ex¬perience in that they are ranked asfavorites over the downstaters.This in itself is a fitting commen¬tary on the calibre of the opposi¬tion. Bradley, in its only game witha conference foe this year, took abad trimming from a good Wildcatorganization, and while Chicago’scagers should not do as well asNorthwestern, they ought to comethrough with their first win of thecurrent season.The Maroons are strengthened bythe return of Tommy Flinn to thevarsity lineup. Tommy played thelast part of the Armour game andlooked better than at any other timethis year His trouble, and in factthe team’s trouble, lies in lack ofheight and shooting ability. Merri-field, a capable floor man, is handi¬capped by both of Flinn’s weak¬nesses,Haarlow Takes ExamBill Haarlow, ineligible at presentwriting, takes a history examinationtoday which will determine his elegi-bility for next quarter. If he comesthrough, and Pyle and Oppenheimplay, the varsity will be considerablystronger than they are now. Thesemen, together with Bill Lang andRay Weiss, will probably do a goodpart of the playing. They will com¬pete with Kaplan, Wegner, and Pe¬terson of the present squad for reg¬ular positions.The team captaincy will be decid¬ed the first part of next quarter,when the complete varsity squadwill be assembled. Hal Wegner is aleading candidate for the post, as heis the only returning “C” man whois a senior.Coach\A. J. Robertson of BradleyTech yesterday selected 13 men tomake the trip to Chicago tomorrow.Those named are Captain Handley,Getz, Corbin, Zimmerman, Davis,Cunningham, Coker, Harms, Sayles,Mohr, Sanders, Finney, and Meeske.The Peoria team retains two let-termen of last season. Captain LeeHandley and Bill Getz. The formerhas been shifted to running guardthis year. Neve Harms out of lastyear’s games with a broken leg, hasreturned to show the best form ofhis career. iHarvey Corbin, formerPontiac high school star, has takenover the center position, and JamesCunningham, another rangy player,has I. sen fitted into the forwardposition left by Captain Handley.3 Months IntensiveSECRETARIALCourse for College Trained PeopleA special Secretarial Course for a select, educated group. The lastword in thorough, up-to-the-minute quick training. A distinctdeparture from the ordinary.Enrollment limited. Registration must be made in advance ofopening.Next Course BeginsMonday, January 15, 1934(ii«(i(OLLf OfHOME OF CRECC SHORTHAND New Term in Regular Day andEvening Sessions opens January 2•ENROLL NOW!Write, call, or telepho-ae State 1881 for Catalog6 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois Reward Most UsefulBig Ten Ball PlayerThe proposal made by Carl Lund-gren, baseball coach at Illinois, topresent an award to the most valu¬able baseball player to his team inthe Western Conference, was accept¬ed by the Big Ten baseball coachesand will go into effect next spring,according to Kyle Anderson, headbaseball coach.The most valuable player on eachteam will be selected by vote of the players, the coach, the college pa¬per, and one metropolitan paper. The iten players selected will then be Iconsidered by a central board, as yet Inot appointed, which will select the Imost valuable player in the confer- jence from the ten names submitted.!The most valuable Maroon playerwill be chosen by vote of his team¬mates, Coach Anderson, thesports staff of The Daily Maroonand the Daily News.This award is not to be confusedwith the “most valuable” player tro¬phy awarded to a gridiron star. Duke UniversitySCHOOL OF MEDICINEDurham, N. C.Four terms of eleven weeks aregiven each year. These may betaken consecutively (M.D. inthree years) or three terms maybe taken each year (M.D. infour years). The entrance re¬quirements are intelligence,character and at least two yearsof college work, including thesubjects specified for Grade AMedical Schools. Catalogues andapplication forms may be ob¬tained from the Dean.ESmnrnTfnrnnni THE ANSWER SHOP irmwmiTBright Purple Neckties, DomesticStrife and Broken RomancesIf you are one of those thousands of sweet young thingswho try so hard but always seem to find the janitor wear¬ing father’s Christmas necktie—if you annually havedifficulty smoothing over the trouble arising from giftsof figured orange shirts or pink pajamas to the ONLYMAN your worries are over. THE STORE FORMEN has given careful consideration to the distressingproblem of finding the appropriate gift for the “manwho has everything** the solution is the ANSWER SHOP.After the enthusiastic response given it last year wehave devoted a whole floor to this problem. You’ll findthe fifth floor of THE STORE FOR MEN filled withgifts FOR MEN selected BY MEN from the store inwhich men do THEIR OWN buying. There’s not a tie,a shirt or a pair of socks on the whole floor. Whetherit’s for father, brother or the “one and only’’ you’rebound to find just the right thing for him here in THEANSWER SHOP.FIFTH FLOORTHE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYLUJ ULUS«^age Four. THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1933SOCIETYbySUZANNEWith a final fling at festivities be¬fore flunking exams, our dancingdates this week-end will take us to aSpendTonightin theJoseph Urban RoomEnjoy the Very Best inDANCING . . .. . CUISINE . .... FLOOR SHOWCARLOS MOLINAand His Superb OrchestraNoCoverSpend $ ^ ^No pgrMore person ChargeIncludes Supper and Allthe Congress BeveragesYou Can DrinkSATURDAY NIGHTONLY$2.00 Per PersonIncludes:SUPPERDANCINGFLOOR SHOWand All You Can Drinkof Congress BeveragesURBAN ROOMCongress Hotel I galaxy of gay gatherings. (Whew!I says Suzie, after all that artful al-I literation.)Those enterprising souls, the; FRESHMAN WOMEN’S COUNCILI are having a formal at Ida NoyesI this evening which promises to beI well worth the price of admission,: for doesn’t Boyd Raeburn’s orchestraI supply the syncopation? (Answer:I yes. And shame say we to the trai-■ tors who are lucky enough to be go-' ing to the ESOTERIC party at the: Edgewater Beach Hotel instead. Or! to the ACHOTH supper dance at theStevens.II Tomorrow will be the day whenj everyone sleeps all morning, looks atI the studying which should have beenI done months ago, and finally cheersi up by going to the SIGMA supperparty at the Windermere hotel,I where repeal will be celebrated byj having sherry sauce on the chicken!1 The \^VERN’s are having their for-I mal in the club rooms of the Medi-j cal and Dental Building downtown.And DELTA SIGMA will dance in-! formally at the Fred Harvey restau¬rant in the Straus Fuilding.i And so endeth the fall social sea-: son of the University whA:h is re-j puted to have a dearth of under-I grraduate activities. HAW! say we,I and also merry Christmas if you! haven’t seen it enough in the Ba- Lectures“Paleontology: The Study of Fos¬sils” a public lecture by ProfessorB'astin in Harper M 11 at 4:45.“Creative Skeptics: Santayana” apublic lecture by Professor T. V.Smith in Fullerton hall. Art Insti¬tute, at 6:45.Religion and MusicChristmas Poetry, associate pro¬fessor Edwards in Joseph Bond cha¬pel at 12.University String Quartet in Cobbno at 4.MiscellaneousFreshman Formal, Cloister club,Ida Noyes hall.Christmas Party sponsored "byFreshman Women’s Council, W. A.A. and Y. W. C. A., in the Y. W.C. A. room, Ida Noyes hall, at 4.Tea for women interested in Mfr-ror production in Mitchell Tower at4.zaar. The Bric-a-brac ShopA Nice Selection of GiftsA LARGE ASSORTMENT OFCHRISTMAS CARDS1451 E. 57th St. Nesr BlackstoneWithinThree Months!You Can Go Into the Business Tfbrld,Equipped to Fill Its Fine Positions!Yon are a college girL When 70a enter the BnaineMWorld, 70a shonld and can step at once into a posi*turn of dignit7, re8ponaihilit7 and good remuneration.Equip 7our8elf to do just that b7 taking this intenaiTe3 months course in Business Training. It is openenl7 to girls who have attended college. It isthe equivalent of six months of thorough training.Business execndves recognize this course, and preferits nadnates. Our Bulletin will be sent joa withontoblation. Write for h toda7.Camrma start OetobarlfJmmmaryltApHll and JmfyluMOSER BUSINESS COLLEGE**TlbaBusinessCottegBwUhihm UnivmnUyAtmo€phtrm**116South Michigan Am, Chicago • Randotph4A4i7Where to WorshipTHE FIRST UNITARIANCHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and Elast 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, D.D., MinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 17, 19331 1:00 A. M.—“A New World.”4:00 P. M.—Channing Club Tea and Dis¬cussion Group. Clarence Darrow, GuestSpeaker. HYDE PARK METHODISTCHURCHBlackstone Ave. and Fifty-Fourth StreetGeorge H. Parkinson, PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, DECEMBER 17. 193310:00 A. M.—Church School.1 1 :00 A. M.—Cantata Bethlehem sung bychoir. Pageant. Sermon: “Thrones andMangers Today,” Dr. Parkinson.7:00 P. M.—Young People’s Society, Ep-worth League.A church home with a welcome, a message, and anopportunity to invest your personality in service.St. Paul’s Churchboth and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185Rev. George H. ThomasRev. Donald W. Crawford, B.D.SUNDAY SERVICES:Holy Communion, 8:00 A.M.Church School Service, 9:30A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A.M.Evening Service, 5:00 P.M.Young People’s Society, 6:00P.M. ATTENDTHECHURCHESTHEYAREINTERESTEDIN YOU The ChurchThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 and9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist, 11:00 A. M.Evensong, 5:00 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andriTeditation.CHRIST CHURCH (Episcopal)65 th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., RectorSUNDAY SERVICES, DECEMBER 17, 19337:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:00 A. M.—Church School.1 1 :00 A. M.—Holy Communion and Sermon.5:30 P. M.—Young People’s Fellowship.A Cordial Welcome Awaits You. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr. Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 17. 193310:30 A. M.—Communion Service.1 1 :00 A. M.—Sermon Subject: “Love Re-joiceth with the Truth.” Dr. Ames.6:00 P. M.—Wranglers Meeting. Tea andprogram. Gentlemen... eHERE YOU are:Evening Clothes forFormal Occasions atSchool or at HomeFULL DRESS CLOTHESThe most fastidious men, sartorially speak¬ing, will find these evening clothes faultless—in tailoring, quality and in all the new,important little style changes. Coat andTrouMra*50DINNER JACKETSThe satisfaction in a dinner jacket suit isgreatly heightened in knowing that it is100 % authentic in style. And further, that #it is so modestly priced. ^Coat andTrouMra35DRESS OVERCOATSFit, fabric and fashion that mirror the dignityof the occasion. 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