mft Battf jWaroonVol- 34. No. 41 -UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1933 Price Three CentsThe GreeksHave a Word_By HARRY MORRISON—kappa nuThis column has been running fora good many weeks now, and it’sabout time people began gettingtired of it and ignoring it. So whenPhil Ross up and asked me to besure to come over to the Kappa Nuhouse for lunch and wanted to makesure that I did come, it made mefeel pretty good about the wholething. After I got there I was treat¬ed as royally as I could ever wishto be. I met a lot of fellows I’dseen on campus whom I didn’t knowwere Kappa Nus, a lot of fellowswho gave me a very good impres¬sion of their fraternity.PERSONNELThere are 19 actives in the chap¬ter, 8 sophomores, 7 juniors, and 4seniors. The senior activities amountonly to one member on the Inter¬fraternity Committee.The juniors are more active inathletics than in anything else, andthey have a wrestler and a tennisplayer (the tennis player said thewrestler was better at tennis thanat wrestling). Incidentally, the ten¬nis player is Max Davidson, captainof the team and a Big Ten doubleschampion. But they do have a juniorin something besides grunt andsweat business with a man work¬ing on the business staff of thePhoenix; .he’s the only underlingI’ve ever seen doing any workaround the Phoenix office, exceptRo.slyn Morse and I’ve an idea shelikes it.They got a fine bunch of boyslast year, and it is coming up toexpectations this year, with the.sophomore class unqestionably Kap¬pa N’s biggest assest. There are twoof their men working on The DailyMaroon, and one on the Cap andGown.They have a football player whowrestles, and is also a nice guy whodoesn’t exude a horribly healthy at¬mosphere all over the place; andthey have a man who does thing^s inBlackfriars. On top of all this there’sa man over there who has had allA’s in all of his examinations so far.Look over the statistics and you’llfind that of the 10 men they pledgedlast year there are 8 of them back,and 5 of these are doing somethingon the campus, and one is a schol¬arship student. This is a pretty goodrecord and speaks well for the soph¬omore class. It must be said, how¬ever, that the figures don’t showvery much in this line for the othertwo classes.SWELL STUFFThe boys like their Intramuralathletics; out of the first 8 individ¬ual point winners last year. KappaNil had 4 men. They were secondin team points the last two years,and in previous years have beenamong the first three. Of course theimportance of this depends uponhow much you care about Intra¬murals.Among all fraternities la.st year,Kappa Nu rated first in scholarship.OdoJl tells me that the boys gettogether for succasaful meeting withfaculty members. They invite thesemembers over for luncheon and afterthe meal they all get together in thefront room and let the discussiongradually evolve into anything thatit may. Sometimes ania?.ing thingshappen.They have an assorted array ofquestionably come by bric-a-bracsand trophies in an upper room. It’sthere to stay, they tell me. It repre¬sents a risking of future college ca¬reers by several men.finance and stuffAs we always have a paragraphon finances, since it fills up spacevery well, here goes. For men livingoutside of the house, dues are $<5a month, and meals are $11. Formen living in the house, $39 a monthcovers room, board and dues; with$17 of it going for room, $20 forboard and an average of $1.70 amonth for dues. National dues are$5 a year. The initiation fee will bedetermined at the convention to beheld during the Christmas vacation.Kappa Nu is at a disadvantage inbeing pretty young, both natioiillyand locally. The fraternity wasfounded in 1911, and the local chap¬ter in 1921. There are only 15 chap¬ters in the whole organization, and2 in this neck of the woods. Inother words, if the local bunchshoots up on the upgrade, they’ll bestronger than their national body. CHICAGO PLAYERSPRESENT SECONDPLAY O^SEASON“First Mrs. Fraser” toBe Given inJanuary“The First Mrs. Fra.ser,’’ a repre¬sentative modem English comedy bySt. John Ervine, will be the secondproduction of the Chicago Playersand will be presented January 12and 13.The cast includes: Charles Court-nay in the role of Ninian Fraser, thehusband; Mrs. Luella Canterbury asJanet Fraser, the first wife; KayeGusler as Elsie Fraser, the secondwife; Bernice Levine and ShenstoneDonnelley as the children by the firstmarriage; Hans Eisenlohr as MurdoFraser; Arnold Robertson as PhillipIx>gan; and Rose Dunn as the maid.Treats of DieorceThe plot treats of divorce and itsconsequences. Ninian Fraser divorceshis first wife, Janet, to marry an¬other woman. After five years of |marriage he discovers that his sec- jond wife, Elsie, is only a gold-digger. |He plans another divorce and suc¬ceeds in winning a recociliation withJanet.The play is being directed byClarence Perez and the scenery isbeing desig^ned by Nathan Krevitsky.Tickets On SaleThe Players presented “Hamlet’’the tragic Shakesperean drama, astheir first production in October inInternational house. Hans Eisenlohr,Arnold Robertson, Shenstone Don¬nelley, Mrs. Luella Canterbury, andNathan Krevitsky were also in thecast of Hamlet, as was ClarencePerez, the director of their nextplay.Tickets for “The First Mrs. Fras¬er’’ will be on sale for 50 and 75cents. They may be purchasea at theInternational house. University book¬store, Lyon and Healy’s, and IdaNoyes hall.Two more productions will be giv¬en by the Players this year. The nextplay will be a continental socialdrama, “The Weavers,’’ by Haupt¬mann, which will be presented inFebruary. Another Shakespeareanplay late in the spring will concludethis year’s presentations. Hold Tryouts Todayfar Mirror BalletAll applicants for positions in theMirror ballet will try out today andtomorrow in Mandel hall from 3:30to 5:30. Candidates are asked towear bathing suits and soft shoesfor the try-outs. Berta Ochsner, di¬rector of the ballet, will announcethe names of the successful contest¬ants at the end of the week in TheDaily Maroon.Last year over 200 dancers com¬peted for positions in the ballet,and 15, the smallest number ever toappear in a Mirror ballet, were se¬lected by Miss Ochsner. The balletpresents creative dances based onthe Mary Wigman type of choreog¬raphy, emphasizing the grroup ratherthan the individual performer.Plans for the 1934 production ofMirror will be organized on an ex¬tensive scale early in the winterquarter. A tea will be held for allcampus women interested in work¬ing on any phase of the annual re¬vue. ANNOUNCE LOOP President Hutchins WillLECTURE SERIES’FOR NEJ(T TERMFour Departments Will*Present Do\A/ntownCourses Address Student Body inUniversity Chapel Today‘SWEETEST GAL' NOTENOUGH; NOW IT'S‘SMOOTHEST MAN'Freshman Women’s CouncilConducts ContestThis WeekDEBATERS MEETDE PAUL TEAMTOMORROW NIGHTCarl Thomas and Edgar Randallwill represent ♦^he University DebateUnion when it meets De Paul uni¬versity tomorrow night on the ques¬tion “Resolved: That the powersof the presidency should be substan¬tially increased as a settled policy.’’The University debaters will upholdthe negative. The debate will beheld at 8 in the Reynolds club.Room A. There is no admissioncharge.This is the first inter-collegiatedebate of the season for the Union.The two members of the team; werechosen by Doctor S. McKee Rosen,director of debate. Thomas and Ran¬dall have participated in several in¬tra-Union debates and have had con¬siderable experience in high schooldebating.The De Paul team will be enter¬tained at dinner in Burton Courtbefore the debate.Give Reception forJewish Students When the Phoenix appears to¬morrow a waiting world will nolonger be in doubt as to who is “TheSweetest Little Gal on Campus.”But even the sweetest of damselsmay be forlorn without a manworthy of her talents.So the altruistic ladies of theFreshman Women’s Council have un¬dertaken to provide the man—afreshman with all the requisite goodlooks, charm, and, most of all,smoothness. At the Freshman For¬mal Friday night in the CloisterClub, the women of the campus willselect, as a climax of the dance,‘The Smoothest Man in the FreshmanClass.”In music, it’s tempo. In a wom¬an, glamor. In a man, smoothness.Blanks appearing in The Daily Ma¬roon today and tomorrow will givefreshman women and upperclasswomen their chance to indicate theman whom they believe possessesthis desirable commodity in the high¬est degree.Will he be blonde or brunette—at his best on the football field oron the dance floor? Will he be astrong, silent man or r Ud with aline? As Mrs. Roosevelt says, “It’sUp to the Women.” And the womenmay do their part in nominating afuture celebrity by filling out theblanks and presenting tnem at theticket booths in Cobb and Mandelcloisters or at The Daily Maroonoffice. Tdllks on New Plan,Proposed MergerRobert Maynard HutchinsMembers of the English, Sociol¬ogy, and Physics departments and ofthe Divinity school will present fourseries of public lectures during thewinter quarter, it was announced yes¬terday by the Downtown College.The lectures will be given in Fuller¬ton Hall, the Art Institute.The subject matters of the respec¬tive courses are “Contemporary Eng¬lish and American Literature: TheDrama,” “The Changing Family,”“Modern Drama,” and “ModernPhysics.’The series on ‘Contemporary Eng¬lish and American Literature: TheDrama,” to be given by Fred B. Mil-lett, Tom Peete Cross, Robert M.Lovett, and other members of theEnglish department, is a continua¬tion of a three quarter series on the Inovel, the drama, and poetry This pORRMFY QFSCR BFSseries is offered for college credit. ’ I ULUUIIIIILUThe ten lectures will be given onTuesday evenings at 6:45 from Jan¬uary 9 to March 13. Course ticketscan be purchased for $3 at the Down¬town College.College CreditWilliam F. Ogburn, E. W. Btirgess,L. S. Cottrell, and Louis Wirth ofthe Sociology department will givefour lectures on “The ChangingFamily” on Thursday nights at 6:45from February 15 to March 15. Tick¬ets for the series are priced at $1.50.Davis Edwards, associate professorof Speech of the Divinity School andthe Chicago Theological Seminary,will present five lecture recitals onthe “Modern Drama” on Thursdaysat 6:45 from January 11 to February8. Tickets for these five lecturesare $1.50.Modern DramaMembers of the Physics depart¬ment, including H. B. Lemon, A. H.Compton, S. K. Allison, N. F. Beard¬sley, A. J. Dempster, and W. H.Zachariasen will give the lectures on“Modern Physics.” The 10 lectureswill be illustrated with slides andmotion pictures. The series will be¬gin January 12 and continuing untilMarch 16. Tickets are priced at $3.Last year a similar series was givenat Eckhart hall before an overflowaudience. EVENTS OF RECENTSTRATOSPHERE TRIPSigma Xi, Scientific HonorSociety, Hears NotedBalloonistThe Jewish Students Foundationof the University will hold a recep¬tion for ^resident Robert M. Hutch¬ins tomorrow from 3:30 to 5:30 inthe Ida Noyes theater. The receiv¬ing line will consist of PresidentHutchins; Rabbi G. George Fox,sponsor of the organization; CharlesW. Gilkey, Dean of the Universitychapel; Rabbi Felix Levy; and Rob¬ert Shapiro, president of the found¬ation. - T. .r a short address by Presi-lutchins, the afternoon willoted to dancing. I*ress CompilesWorks of LatePhilosophy HeadThe contributions to thoughtmade by the late George H. Mead,distinguished former Ihead of thedepartment of Philosophy, will bepreserved in three volumes whichthe University Press plans to pub¬lish. Charles W. Morris, associateprofessor of Philosophy, is super¬vising the compilation of the booksfrom the notes and lectures of Dr.Mead, who made no systematic writ¬ten presentation of his work.The unpublished notes fall log¬ically into three parts, each of whichwill form a separate volume. Thefirst, “Mind, Self, and Society,” isa treatise on social psychologyfrom the standpoint of a social be¬haviourist. It offers a new insightinto both psychology and socialscience. The second volume, “ThePhilosophy of the Act,” is an ex¬cellent attempt to develop a systemof philosophy. In the last book,“Movements of Thought in the Nine¬teenth Century,” Professor Meadhas redefined the relations betweenthe elements of problems which havebeen accepted as settled. SCHECK SPEAKSTO SOCIALISTCLUB TONIGHTHarry Scheck, secretary of theUnion Label League, will speak on“Labor under the N. R. A.” at anopen meeting of the Socialist clubthis evening at 8 in the Social Sci¬ence Assembly room. Mr. Scheckwill describe the organization oflabor in the Chicago area which isbeing undertaken by the AmericanFederation of Labor.Bill Chamberlain, college organizer for the League for IndustrialDemocracy, will also address thegroup tonight. IHe will discuss theL. I. D. conference in Washington,D. C., on December 28 and 29, andthe general college students con¬ference in Washington, December 30and 31$232 Stolen fromInternational HouseAn unidentified negro invadedInternational House Sunday af¬ternoon at 4 and snatched thecash box, containing $232, fromMary Carr, cashier, after threat¬ening her with a gun. This marksthe second time InternationalHouse has been held up this year.Officials of the house are in¬clined to think the robbery wasan inside job because of the man¬ner in which it was carried out.The bandit waited until preciselythe moment at which everythingwas ready for Miss Carr to leavefor the day, and just before LoisStrange had arrived to relieveher. People in the lobby were un¬aware of the theft. Major Chester L. Fordney of theUnited States Marine Corps will dis¬cuss the recent Settle-Fordney strat¬osphere flight at the quarterly meet¬ing of Sgma Xi, national honoraryscientific society, tonight at 8 inthe Kent theater. Major Fordneyaccompanied Lieutenant-CommanderT. G. W. Settle of the United StatesNavy in the ascent to the strato¬sphere.More than 30 newly elected mem¬bers and associates will be admit¬ted to the local chapter at the au¬tumn initiation, which will precedethe lecture. The new members in¬clude Orlin Biddulph, Mary Blauch,Lloyd Catron, Rachel Comroe, By¬ron Cosby II, Clinton Doede, DavidDuncan, Elmer Hagens, ViktorHamburger, Chester Hannum,James Harrison, Thomas Har-rold, Robert Krehbiel, FloydMarkham, Henry McCarroll, WillisMiller, Ralph Oesting, Everett Ol¬son, Anthony Pearson, Gustav Ul-vin, Bruce Vance, Alfred Walker,George Webber, and Robert Zingg.The following will be made as¬sociate members: Meyer Agruss,Richard Bruner, Lawrence Carr,lUlys Gore, Oliver Lowery, Cham-ras MitrakuJ, Philles Nash, Fred¬erick Roberts, Villa Smith, andFaith Stone. Talks at 11 :50; DismissAll Classes TenMinutes EarlyPresident Robert Maynard Hutch¬ins will deliver his first addressto the student body at largesince 1930 today at 11:50 inthe University Chapel. The presi¬dent, in a 20-minute address to thestudent body, will discuss the pro¬posed merger with Northwestern anddefine the present status of the newplan. All classes will be dismissedat 11:40, in accordance wth an or¬der ssued by Emery T. Filbey, deanof the Faculties.Attendance at President Hutchins’lecture will be limited to the capac¬ity of the Chapel. Only l,90u seatsare avaiaible, and after these aretaken, the Chapel doors will be clos¬ed and no one will be permitted toenter.Merger QueationIn a joint statement issued to thepress last Friday, President Hutch¬ins and President Walter Dill Scottof Northwestern university made itemphatic that “under no conditionswould the College on the Midway bediscontinued.” Assurance that theCollege will be continued was repeat¬ed yesterday when the Office of Ad¬missions approved the credentials ofCaroline Penny Mitchell oi Herkimer,New York. Miss Penny is the firstcandidate accepted for admission tothe freshman class of autumn, 1934.In regard to the controversy re¬sulting after a protest meeting atMcKinlock campus, the two presi¬dents stated that, in the event of amerger, research would not termin¬ate at McKinlock Cau.pus, and thatclinical work would not cease on theSouth Side.No Taxation ExemptionTaxation, which has been frequent¬ly advanced as a reason for andagainst the merger, was also discuss¬ed in the statement. Should a mer¬ger occur, no attempt will be madeto enlarge the tax exemption of eith¬er university.The two presidents pont out thatthe merger will only be approvedafter the boards of the two univer¬sities have decided that it is educa¬tionally desirable and educationallysound. “Financial considerations aresecondary,” they said. To date, therehas been no assurance whatever thatthe proposed merger will be approv¬ed.“SWEETEST GAL"IS FEATURED INCURRENT PHOENIXHold OrthopedicBazaar Fridayat Bobs-RobertsThe tenth annual Orthopedic Ba¬zaar, at which articles made by thecrppled children of Bobs-Roberts j calls his inimitable Bazaar style inMemorial hospital will be exhibited i “Christmas Eve on Campus,” a com-The third Phoenix of the year willgo on sale tomorrow morning withits covering featuring the portraitof the winner of the “Sweetest Lit¬tle Gal on Campus” contest. Clubwomen are in charge of sales.In addition to the cover picture,pictures of the “Sweetest LittleGal’s” closest competitors will befeatured inside.Special articles by Jerry Jontry,Walter Maneikis, and J. H Levy arefeatured in the December Phoenix.Jontry, who graduated last June, re¬will be held on Friday from 10 to6, on the fifth floor of the Ortho¬pedic hospital. Tea will be servedfrom 2 until the end of the after¬noon. This announcement was madeyesterday by Lillian Spencer, di¬rector of occupational therapy inthe clinics.The articles for sale includeleather book covers, purses, dolls,baskets, toys, needle-work, andhand-woven objects. Proceeds ofthis bazaar will be used to buy ad¬ditional tools and materials for thechildren.This annual affair brings intoprominence a unit of the Clinicswhose remarkable work is seldomplaced directly before the public.The hospital cares for children rang¬ing in age from three to 15 yearsand all seriously crippled. Despitetheir deformed bodies, however, thechildren sing and joke as they sitin their wheelchairs or rigid castsand work on the toys sold at the Ibazaar. | mentary on fraternity life. Mane¬ikis, who was recently adjudged “theleast appreciated member” of the1933 football squad, surveys thegrid season in “Goal Post Mortem.”Levy ponders the question, “V/hatShall We Do With Our MovieStars?”Final Payments onMaroon Due FridayStudents who took advantage of$1 down payment plan in subscrib¬ing for The Daily Maroon, and whohave not yet made final payments,must do so on or before Friday. Ifaccounts are not paid in full by thatdate, the subscriptions will be can¬celled.The balance of the payment,$1.50, may be paid to WaL“r Mont¬gomery, circulation manager, in TheDaily Maroon business office, room7, Lexington hall, any time thisweek.T IN ORIGINALPage Two /.y M/THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1933Satlg HJarnnttFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.5',' a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University or Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter .March 18. 1903. at the post-office at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVHNCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNo«l B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’DonnellWilliam Loventtaal Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSHop* Feldman Raymond Lahr Ralph NicholsonCharlotte Fiahman I anet Lewy ^Ean TrussingBdvar Greenebaum Curtis Melnick Philip RossRuth Green baum Robert McQuilken Harker StantonCharles Hoerr Donald Morris leanne SlolteHenry Kelley William WrightSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SchaarRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Gerald SternFrank Davis Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Graver Preston CutlerGeorg MannNight Editor: Howard M. RichAssistant: Philip H. RossTuesday, December 1 2, 1933 j membership and a record of action, not conver-I sation.Like all radicals, they tend to waste muchbreath demanding their rights. The only way toget rights is to go out and take them away fromsomebody.Being a radical is a hard life and needs aneven temper, a sense of humor, and unswervingidealism. Any radical who does not land injail once in a while for taking rights away fromsomebody is not worthy of the name.The National Student League, for example,should never contemplate admitting any memberwho has not spent at least one night in jail forsomething besides speeding.N. S. L. conversation about jail experienceswould then far outstrip R. O. T. C. conversationabout riding horses in circles at the Armory, andthere would arise a real aristocracy of the red.-J. P. B. Lettersto theEditor courses whether their students sum-1 this regard in high school. A rPo«^mariz so accurately and clarly the jpoints in their assigned reading asto indicate a satisfactory training in _ • wcin,examination offers some evidence in,this connection. The qualifying ex-(Continued on page 4)THE SAD STATE OFWAR AGAINST WARDiscouraging futility has characterized all anti¬war movements in this present era of rabid, my¬opic nationalism.Militarists say that the United States should getprepared and stay that way because Europe is nowmore heavily armed than at any other time ofpeace in the history of the world.Pacifists urge the United States to disarm regard¬less of other nations.Cheerfully, the militarists offer the rational ar¬gument that such disarming steps would invitewarfare among the “civilized nations of theworld to decide who would get the resources ofhelpless United States.Grumpily, pacifists assert in spite: “At any rate,we ourselves will never go to war.”Two hundred of them at Columbia Universityrepresented several thousand students in a conference against war. They were honored by a state¬ment from President Nicholas Murray Butler andthey went on record against cooperation with theUnited States war department in event of anywar.Just whose record this statement went on is un¬certain, but the conference must have been atremendous success, since it made the New YorkTimes, The Nation, and all N. S. L. journals, be¬sides inspiring a bigger, better, and less public¬ized conference at New York University.Said six hundred N. Y. U. students at a con¬ference honored by a statement from ChancellorHarry Woodburne Chase and a pinkish commun- 1istic haze: “We do solemnly pledge that underno circumstances will we support or cooperate withthe government of the United States in any warit may conduct.”Their astounding unoriginality inspired no pub¬licity, but it bore out ou: rwn observatons aboutanti-war promoters.They think that loud talking in a land of freespeech should have news interest for papersthroughout the country. They forget that theirconversational fantasies do not even have newsvalue for college newspapers.They have nothing on their friends, the bank¬ers, when it comes to stupid unoriginality.They try very hard to be fanatical, but theirrational processes are too much for fanaticism.They are contemptuous of emotion, the verything they need to start an anti-war or any othermovement.They think they can build up prestige by goodpublicity. Prestige by publicity may hold truefor cinema stars but is fallacious wishful think¬ing for promoters of altruism.They neglect to build prestige by quality of TRIBUNE REVERSESA POUCYWe hate to gloat, but the Chicago Tribune hasdecided that an open mind on the Chicago-N. U.merger is better than no mind at all.Good intentions must be combined with goodreporting. We hope that the Tribune will con¬sult both universities in all further publicity tothe merger.President Scott did much to clarify merger pro¬ceedings in his Thursday interview, appearing inFriday’s Tribune. Significant parts soundedHutchinesque; others did not.Since our undergraduate school is as large asNorthwestern’s, we raise mild objection to Mr.Scott’s statement: “The new plan is an experi¬ment for the benefit of professors.”As a matter of fact the new plan is an experi¬ment for the benefit of students and discipline offaculty.—J. P. B.The Travelling BazaarBy SIDNEY HYMANMETCALF CALLS HIS HORSESA frugal castodian of the athletic departmentexchequer is Nelson T. Metcalf. When the poloteam asked for adhesive tape with which to tieup the tails of their horses, T. Nelson went to thestables to conduct a survey. He was determinedthat not one extra inch of tape would be appro¬priated, and he proceeded to measure the horses’tails. The result of his labors was the determina¬tion of the fact that six inches is the average cir¬cumference of the tails end, while eight inchesis the measurement where the tail doubles up.The polo team was given a requisition of fourand one half yards of tape.* * ♦YI YI YI PHI PSIWhen the Phi Psis saw a movie advertisementreading, “THE HOUSE ON 56th STREET’’, thechapter turned out en masse and attended the flick.Expecting to see a college drama featuring theirown abode at 5555 Woodlawn, they prepared toburst out in prolonged applause at the first sceneof their mansion. Instead, the first caption thatflashed on the screen was, “LEARN ABOUTWOMEN FROM THE WOMAN ON 5CthSTREET—WHERE LICENTIOUSNESS PRE¬VAILS AND VIRTUE IS NEVER FOUND!”* * *HUMANIST HUTCHINS HAILED AS HUMORISTPresident Hutchins has been making our heartglad these days past by doing a number of things.First we learn that he turned down $1,000,000 toact as educational advisor to Hearst—newspapers.But more important, is the way in which he isgiving academic sanction to slang. We’d alreadysteeled ourselves to hearing Mort Adler refer toPlato as a “good guy”, but when we opened thedoors of Mandel Hall last Friday night to allowthe crowds to surge in and take their place forthe orchestra concert, w'e completely collapsedw'hen we heard Hutchins, who was standing firstin line, say, “It’s about time youse lugs was get¬ting on the ball and pryin’ open”!Z. B. T. TAKES OVER THE STANDARD CLUBWhen the Z. B. T.’s heard that the StandardCub stock was selling at three cents on the dol¬lar, they cut their own dance short, and led byA1 Marin and Lois Klafter, the boys and galstook over the affair at the Standard Club. They' held the Standard torch so high that they burnedeverything in the environs especially all the boyswho saw Dick Freund’s girl friend, Bobby Stern—who looked like Mona Lisa, a bit undressed, andVenus De Milo with her gown draped a bithigher. And Noel Gerson forgot about Cincin¬nati long enough to be intrigued by a young ladywho despite her own protestations reminds us ofMae West who is quite an angel.* * *Congratulations Clark D. “Shag” for winning aprize conducted by “Folly’s” magazine. The Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:Your editorial of December 8,Freshmen Learn Art of Footnotesin English 102, is aimed at better¬ment of the course. The English102 instructional staff is receptiveto criticisms having this aim. Butcritical efforts, toachieve their pur¬pose, must be soundly based in fact,and I note in your editorial certainerrors. These concern: (1) duplica¬tion of high school compositioncourses; (2) the objectives and planof English 102; (3) the relation ofEnglish 102 instructors to theirstudents.1. So far from the content ofEnglish 102 duplicating that of highschool courses, it varies sharplyfrom that of any high school courseI know of. The making of outlinesis the only procedure among thoseyou mention which the course todate shares with a preparatory-school course. And the instructionin outlining is given with a purposeand an emphasis differing widelyfrom the purpose and emphasis in¬volved in sub-freshman instruction.What that purpose is, this is not theplace to discuss. 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DECEMBER 12, 1933 Page ThreeSLIP-SHOD PLAriNCMARKS ARMOUR WINOVER MAROOK FIVEThe Maroons tasted their second^trai^ht defeat of the season whenthey lost a raggedly played gameto Armour Tech Saturday night,‘27-22. The Maroons led 21-19, with4 minutes to play, but on severaloccasions in the final minutes poorpassing by the Maroons gave Ar¬mour excellent scoring opportun¬ities, on which they capitalized.Dollenmaire and Christoph play¬ed excellent basketball for Armour,scoring six and seven .points re¬spectively, but the high point manof the game was Heike, Tech for¬ward, who, while he scored only onebasket, dropped in eight free throws,to total ten points. Captain Pflumof Armour gave an excellent dis¬play of ball handling and generalfloor play, and was probably themost polished player on the floor.Commit 23 FoulsThe Maroons, in the course ofhaving 23 personal fouls calledagainst them, at times looked thepart of a football or wrestlingteam rather than an aggregation ofcagers. Three men in the startinglineup. Eldred, Dorsey, and Kaplan,went out on fouls before the gameended.Wegner, with 8 points, and Peter¬son with 6, led the Maroons in scor¬ing. Stan Kaplan, who left the gameearly in the first half rang up 5points to show the best offensivestrength displayed during the eve¬ning, and Tommy Flinn, who playedthe last five minutes, despite a badleg, also stood out for Chicago.Despite their defeat, the Ma¬roons showed some gain in offensivestrength over last week. Peterson,Wegner, Kaplan, Flinn, and Merri-eld seem to be the best com¬bination that Norgren can put onthe floor, but they lack weight andheight. It is hardly probable thatChicago will show much strengthuntil next quarter, when three, andpossibly four, new men will rein¬force the squad. Hold Preliminaries ofFall Wrestling MeetToday in BartlettPreliminary bouts of the fallwrestling tournament will be heldin Bartlett gymnasium at 3:30 thisafternoon. The finals are scheduledfor tomorrow at the same time. Allbouts will take place on the mainfloor of Bartlett.There will be bouts in eight divi¬sions: 118, 126, 135, 145, 155, 165,and 175 pounds. Entrants mustweigh in between 1:30 and 3:00 thisafternoon.Several strong group entries havebeen made. Among these may beclassed the Deke contingent, starringBart Smith, Wayne Rapp, Pete Zim¬mer, Bob “Tarzan” Deem, and BenMann. The Phi Beta Delta entry alsohas some featured men according toJohn Flinn, fall wrestling manager.The wrestling tournament alwaysattracts entries from several frater¬nities. Phi Sigma Delta and Phi Del¬ta Theta tied for first honors lastyear.Complete AthleticSchedules for 1934The following athletic .schedules |for the University for 1934 were jcompleted over the week-end by the |Big Ten coaches at their annual imeeting at the Sherman hotel. |Baseball games for the Maroons jhave been scheduled as follows: |April 27 and 28, Iowa there; May 2, IIllinois there; May 5, Purdue |(doubleheader), tentative there; May j8, Illinoi.s here; May 11, Wisconsin ihere; May 14, Indiana here; May 18,Northwestern there; May 19, North¬western here; May 26, Purdue here;and June 2, Wisconsin there.Swimming meets for next year willbe: January 18, Loyola here; Feb¬ruary 3, Wisconsin here; February10, Illinois here; February 16, Min¬nesota here; March 2 and 3, IllinoisHigh .school championships, andMarch 10, Purdue there.Other conference meets whichwere scheduled are: March 10, fenc¬ing and gymnastic tournament here;March 9 and 10, wrestling at Mich¬igan; March 10, track meet here;May 17, 18, and 19, tennis tourna¬ment here; and May 21 and 22, golfmeet at Northw'estern,TROJANS CHALLENGESTAGG TO GRID GAMEThe College of the Pacific footballteam, coached by A. A. Stagg, hasreceived an offer for a practice gamewith next season’s University ofSouthern California eleven. Thegame will be scheduled for Septem¬ber 22 or 29 if Coach Stagg acceptsthe Trojan offer.The Trojans’ opening game at¬tracts between 25,000 and 30,000fans, and in past years has beeneagerly sought by Southern Cali-fotTnia’s smaller colleges as a re¬munerative nest egg toward payingoff general athletic expenses.To pass your bar, mtHlical, dental, teach-insr, or other professional and state ex¬aminations, you will have to review threeor four years’ notes. With ABC Short¬hand, learned in 12 easy lessons, you cantake accurate notes and be adequatelyprepared for all examinations. Get a copyUNIVERSITY BOOKEXCHANGE HOCKEY CALLCoach iHoffer yesterday issuedhis second call for hockey play¬ers. All men who can skate andare interested in hockey are urgedto report to Hoffer as soon as pos¬sible at Bartlett gym. So far onlyeight men have reported.Arrangements have been madefor the use of the Coliseum rink.Practices will be held in the eve¬nings. The Midway rink will alsobe used when possible. Men mustfurnish their own skates andsticks, but pads and suits will befurnished by the athletic depart¬ment. SportFlashesTennis Rankings—Freshman Swim Team—“Checkers”—Ma^on Records—By TOM BARTON-Three of the ranking ten Chicagonet stars, according to the Chicagotennis association’s rating, are Ma¬roon athletes. George Lott, for theninth time out of the last ten years,leads the tennis players in the Chi¬cago area, with Scott Rexinger plac¬ing second. Captain Max Davidsonwas ranked eighth. The Big Tendoubles championship team of Weissand Davidson ranked sixth.Trevor Weiss, Maroon netman,was rated second in the ChicagoDistrict junior rankings. GeorgeLott, perhaps the country’s bestdoubles players, was not ranked inthe first ten of the Association’sdoubles ratings.* * *Chicagos best freshman swimmingteam in years put on a fine exhibi¬tion in the I-M Carnival last week.The Optimists, frosh organization,won the meet and the winning timesin most of the events equaled or bet¬tered varsity times. Brown, andHoms looked good. Stauffer, city div¬ing champion, outpointed Roberts,probable No. 1 varsity diver. So withthe swimming season not yet underway for 1934, Chicago’s chances ofa real swim team in 1935 looks prom¬ising.* * *The annual college coaches check¬er game is on and nobody seems to Resume Play in I-MTennis TournamentAfter Postponement OPEN GYM, COURTSFOR I-M PRACTICEThe final matches of the intra¬mural tennis tournament, which waspo.stponed on account of bad weath¬er, will be run off at 3 :30 this after¬noon in the fieldhouse. Play will be¬gin with the third round matchesad will proceed as far as possibletoward the finals today.The final match of the game inwhich George Lott, former Maroontennis captain and Davis Cup partic¬ipant, played last week will be heldSaturday after the basketball gamewith Bradley Institute. Lott playedwith Ell Patterson against Max Dav¬idson and Trevor Weiss, the scorenow standing 6-3, 4-6. Lott will alsoplay a singles match against David¬son. Walter Hebert, faculty managerof the I-M division announced yes¬terday that organizations practicingfor the intramural basketball tourna¬ment may use the gym floor in Bart¬lett tomorrow night. He also an¬nounced that the University hand¬ball and squash racket courts will beopen to the student body until 10:00every Tuesday and Thursday eve¬ning. LOCKSMITHCylinder and Auto Keys Duplicated2 for 18cAT-LAST-A Locksmith5638 Ellis Corner EntranceDREXEL 'HEATRE858 E. 63rdTues. & W'ed.Warner Baxter - Janet Gaynor in“PADDY THE NEXTBEST THING”Mats. Daily 15c till 6:30know whose move is next. “Hunk”Anderson has moved from NotreDame and the rumor is that CoachHayes is going to move from In¬diana to let Anderson in. Willamanat Ohio State doesn’t know whetherhe is going to play the game or not.Kipke has a “spot” at Michigan, butan “offer of twice as much” mightpersuade the Wolverine boss to getin the checker game.* * *In digging among the footballrecords and archives we found thata couple of ex-Maroon stars still holdrecords. The late Walter Eckersallkicked fivt goals from placement ineach of two games against Illinoisand against Nebraska, in 1905 and1906. His record still stands. B. H.Hutchinson, Chicago ’16, intercept¬ed a pass and ran 105 yards for atouchdown to create another un¬equalled record. WithinThree Months!You Can Go Into the Business Wbrld^Equipped to Fill Its Fine Positions!You are a college girl. 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DECEMBER 12, 1933CompleteSelection ofMIDGETRADIOSFor ChristmasPHILCO,$22.50CROSLEY,\ '^ $18.50 "" ^ "RCA VICTOR,',:i $24.75 ,/'%ZENITHA^?,f-M $32.95KADETTE^^JR.il$12.50^^*Pll^SPARTON^^/ >: $29.95Lyon,.fir Hcaly >.1/ a othermi(3ical\ gift sug-'iJ 'X CONTRIBUTORS TOESQUIRE INCLUDEFAMOUS WRITERSEsquire, the magazine for men,announces Ernest Hemingway, An¬dre Maurois, Emil Ludwig, West¬brook Pegler, and Jack Dempsey- as^ome of the famous contributors toitsfsecond issue. Hereafter, the mag-lazine- will be published, monthly■rather than quarterly. 'se The regular features include ar¬ticles by Gilbert Seldes, who writesjof radio; BurtoniRascoe of books;John V. r.Ar Weaver of the stage;:Stuart Rose on etiquette; and CountAlexis ; ide - SakhnofTsky on the/ illu-:sion of speed. George Ade, MonvtagueiGlass, Irvin S. Cobb, GeoffreyKerr; /Robert Buckner and&Dwight*Fiske made up the humor category.;i'C Under the heading, “Personal¬ities,’’* is a sketch of Charlie' Chap-Jin, and the story of\‘Speedy,” .Tay¬lor a high mogul 0(f' production., These articles are by’^ Emil^TLudwig"and John Dos Passos.,, Cy, Esquire has'been^ enlarged to,^;160'nnCTPQ nv third-niorp than-'were con-PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERVOTE FOR THE.,^SMOOTHEST MtN ON CAMPOSWrite the, name of your S. M. .O. C.. on the dotted -%’■ line below and drop this coupon in the boxes in Cobb andMandel Cloisters, or" take;'it to the Maroon office.'%•[ ^ , l.cHe, must be a.Freshman. ■ ■ ^ ^2. Onlyv women, but women of any class.'\.C *fna3^^ypte>^.. '' J . %.The Winner JWiir Be. Announced at ther-i.m FRESHMAN FORMAL$1 per couple- Fri., Dec. 15MY S. M. O. C.:1S,„.tt.i'e■> ■QEliitiiGESTIONSGALORE! Pi|¥V-r:?••'f^ASfTHE EARTH TURNSRockwell Kent-^Rock-|,-^^,rv^ellkentiana''r.';.V.*:^>.,^.^ *■ ■%i.-^<#:»want";to#feelirtheyquiefesofi'Newjy A; real best seller^, ^ ’tographedcinjourSaturday by Mr.^Kent.'^Beautiful leathers' two ' decks!"'cards, pencil and^ - Sad: Vscore Stationery in Wooden' Box? * J'-j;-feWith-.pretty Old Worldfipriri^Sl^^.;.;>.|^*on'' cover.j Box may 'bem used"'^ \ Attractive J’: diameteiv.jdetails, latest map.< >,.9]World Globe,.dn Baserf .V', > .V ,h Sl^M* 00 With clever designs Jl:dogs,^scenes, etc. PairS’ V ’ * i‘ ,^1 *. / iit,* > vi-V■ NEWS IN BRIEFDr. Alfred Adler, Noteds Psychologist, Speaks HereDr. Alfred Adler,iTounder of theschool of individual psychology, willspeak on“The Relation of Art to*Life”: at 9, January 3, in the Inter¬national house theater/ The lectureis sponsoied 'by the Renaissance so¬ciety. ,' . - ^ ' '%the In-^terrational Society* of Individual?Psychology and- has lectured at thePedogogic-Institute in Vienna and a^t’Columbia university.Tickets for the lecture may be ob--tained in Wieboldt 205 .between 2*and 5 daily until December 20, or bymail on receipt of a check to thesecretary of the Renaissance society;/All seats are priced at ,-75 cents andwill be reserved in the* order of ap^;plication. ^ 'Five Players, Remain , !in Billiard -TournamentmFive cueists,-Norman Bickel, M. H.jDaskais, Bob -vBrin;v/Sid^ Weinhouse,’and Brad ; Murray,' yesterday reach*;ed the quarterfinals of the Reynolds'clubktelegraphicfebilliard> tourney. In”upsetting,Dave Levine 32-38 Murraytumed/ in the best score so. far, al¬though" his total isifar below that ofthe average made by Maroon repre¬sentatives; inslast; year’s Big Ten teUi.egraphic meet.' - . ^ ?University Chorus / ^-T J Sponsors MasqueraderiThe University ; Chorus is' sponsor-; signs of standard size, 11x14, in neatblack printing. Specific permissionmust be obtained from the Informa¬tion Office before signs varying fromthe above standard may be posted.2. Permssion for use of Univer¬sity facilities other than bulletinboards for publicity purposes mustbe obtained from the office of theSuperintendent of Buildings andGrounds. It is expected that the pub¬licity of student activities - will con¬form to reasonable standards of goodtaste. ' ' ' . -U Today on theQuadranglesDr. Grinker, Receives ;Rockefeller ScholarshipDr. Roy R. Grinker, associate pro¬fessor of Neurology, has beengranted a Rockefeller scholarship forthe study of Psychiatry, and he isnow on a two year leave of absencefor the pursuit of this work.present. Dr. Grinker is in Vi-,enna where, as a part of his steidy,he is being psychoanalyzed oy Sig->mund Freud, eminent psychologist.He is also working in the hospital atVienna. ^ ^- Dr. Grinker will work in Paris, and,if conditions, permit, in Berlin.* '*; p.LETTERS TO THE ./EDITORSmf, (Continued from page 2)<.amination in English is based on theobjectives in English 102. As an'ex-periment 192 high school: studentswere given the qualifying examina-/tion of November 18. Eighty-threeper cent failed. .2. “A reasonable summary of; the^'’course,” you say, “might include'/.J1^- How to takes notes. .1/ ''How to make an outline./^ing alcostume/ball to sibe held at 8|-|;;’/ How to summarize a set of g ideasin Idaf'Noyes hall.//Tickets' may be*.in 600-words; in 300 words';/in' 100purchased^at thesiMiisics-.buildmg or!at the door, for#25- cents/ Prizes will*be, givenffor the best costumes.There will be a progrram *consistingof .songs by Jean ^Seymour, a mock^wedding, with Jane Valentine as the,bride,'and Cecil M. Smith, the preach-'e/^‘and a dance by Nathan Krevitsky!"^Refreshments;: willibe^served., Marion;Obennan and Jeannette Noyes are injcharge of all arrangements.'”' "A.*"- —r—Ross, German Author,ells /Howpve*Dr.'"'Colin/Ross,' Geman" traveler,*and ^ autborV* wilP'discussr'IThis :0^ne'World and^ One ThousandWays ito'Live in It”Hn.an illustrated lecturetomorrow evening 'at 8 aV Interna¬tional' House." Moving 'picturesr/ofAfrica, the South, Seas,-.^ Australiaand New Zealand ^will be shown* atthe lecture,'-whick. is'sponsored'‘'bythe German group of InternationalHouse. Tick’etsV priced at 35 cents,may be obtained at the' International‘ House^activities''office;/^J‘ -WomeS;'pplof(^‘^ofiUniversityiHoldJPartya "'^ChriMm'as'” Jamboree for^wom-.-‘-rT • .. 4:"^en; employees "of the University Jvbe held: Monday* evening" in the G. ois-ter’Cliib. An* informal, old-fashir nedEnglish' dinner will be served**Reser¬vations for it must be made - beforeFriday. Gladys Finn is in charge ofthelentertainment,? which*'will"^conisi8tof a stunt, programfollowing^'thedinner.//! "> ..New Bulletin Board’^* ./ /Regulations iReleas^'tmeolations concerning theWsefbf‘bulletins;boards on /University^property, and€the’»use of other- University?facilities!jfor' publicity purposesHwbreannounced yesterday by; the ;Deki0bfStudents office.'They.are as follows:!< ,' 1.?' AlK-recognized ' student’‘activ¬ities have the privilege of announc¬ing jiertinent matters upon the Uni-vereity bulletin boards. Each organ¬ization/will be permitted two* free Special Assembly"/ President Hutchins will addressall-student assembly. Chapel at 11:50.Classes to be dismissed at 11:40.The Daily MaroonNight editor for next issue: How¬ard Hudson. Assistant: Donald Mor¬ris.' Lectures ■/• “Development of Geology 11.” His¬tory of Science lecture by Edson S.Blastin. Harper Mil at 4:45.“Administration and the ModemState.” Professor John Gaus in theSocial Science assembly hall roomat 3:30.fi“The Settle-Fordney StratosphereFlight.” Major Chester L. Fordney.Kent 106 at 8. Auspices of SigmaXi.k: “How Civilized Are tTe?” Dr.Lolis L. Mann. International Houseat 8. ’and Faulkner.” Clar¬ence-H. Faust. Fullerton Hall, ArtInstitute at 6:45. ?' />*:*j“Labor Under.the N. R. A.” HarryScheck, Chicago Labor organization.Auspices of the Socialist Club in theSocial Science assembly hall room at84,’!4/ %' ''' 'Music and Relifion -,,/“The Fifth Commandment.” Pro-(words. .-"I:'How to compile a bibliography./- \/'How to make footnotes.”", 'Of these five items, the fo,urth Kasnpt been dealt with at all,; the. lastfor .only one hotr—In the case^.of 'some instructors, for less. The re-,maining three the course Jias/ dealt,with .‘at .length, but not as*,ends, in_ themselves. ■ Again,/ knowledge of,.purpose is/neces.sary to understand-:ing, and again, this is not the‘place-for an;elaboration of thats purpose;^As regards assignments, no/ student;in"English '102 has ever: been 'askedto write! or ever^ will^^be asked„‘to//write about,; “summer; vacations’^/on!any topic faintly re.sembling this/,TheXame-is true of “treatises/on how to-take notes.”. , *ssk^.3. The*statement that “little.Jhielp/is* offered by instructors in class, af-er, class,^ or at office hours’**'to UhVstudent wishing to* correct' his mis/takes is merely fuiiny.-Instructors,spend hour after hour'in their’^of-ces 'on -individual '•consultations.’^It'*’isironic/hat the. root of misconceptionon thisrpoint should be, evidentlyiithespecial isessionston"grammar/(a highschool' 'subject,7be'iit'^noted)?vorgan/ized as a^gratuitous extra help'to stui’dent's/who! had!Yelt, andldemonstrat-/ed,5^^th'eiri?deficiency; in«a"subject which?they should Jiave-mastered before eri%tering college.'-These sessions’had?to^ fessor Boisen, Chicago Theological:. -Seminary. Joseph Bond Chapel at“Saint Francis of Assisi—CreHt/Z^'f',,of Humanitarianism.” Protessor John - ‘T. McNeill. Joseph Bond chapel at 1$7:30.“The Religion of Zionism to You.”Irving Levitus. Also a musical pro¬gram. Sponsored by Avukah. Y. WC. A. room, Ida Noyes at 3:30. '■'/ "Phonograph concert from 12:3p/to ’1:15. Social Science Assembly room.,Miscellaneous“Kaneradschaft.” Motion pictu#,International House. At 3 :3(), v4/i;i(jiand 7:30. ’Arrian. Ida Noyes. Theroom at 3:30.Wyvem. Ida Noyesroom at 3:30. The .NorthM-HETAIRABy Cornelia Dodd BrownA Modern Love Story treating|qpan interesting phase of '»SEX PSYCHOLCKiYFor sale at University and Wood-worth's Book store along wiilkother best sellers. ' "SfThe University of ChicagoTypewriting Office . \Offers*'\ erv Low Kates to Student/Lexington Hall 15 .(near Oriental Institute)HERE’S THE NEWS!/! TODAY-3 P.M.We invite you to our/ Helena Rubenstien Tea and ,t/ ' Beauty LectureREADER’S CAMPUS, DRUG STORE^^’,The Campn3 Toiletrie Center-^” ' /61st and Ellis Ave. MISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd. ”In Broadriaw Hotal 'J"'•nd ' ^1464 E. 67th St. 'BREAKFAST, 25c to 50c “ .LUNCHEON, 40c to 60c >" /„ DINNER, 60c to 75c'SPECIALSteak Dinaer. 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And if you were one of those who got lefti;/f*i. -/ post in the scramble, for. copies'’of the first issue (or even if •.ur_ V_:_ . r-.. . ? .cVyou weren’t) this is to offerfair warning that the first issue of', Esquire gave only a sort of budding notion of what this second**'///issuejs like... ^ ..Ernest Hemingway, John Dos Passos, Gilbert Seldes, Morley?; Callaghan, Montague Glass, George. Ade, Robert^ Buckner, Bobby'l-Jones—all back I ^ - - -'- But, in addition, (s/dw efown;^ big names ahead) we’ve iriclud^^Emil Ludwig, isI^aul Morand,I Louis Golding/ Westbrook Pegler/Irvin S. Cobb, Dwight Fiske, Alexandre Millerand, Andr6 Maurois,fl.Owen Johnson, Thomas Burke, Jack Dempsey, Louis Joseph Vance3lid—well; tliis could go on forever—or at least for 160 large and.^vely, pages „of the i most;, varied entertainment a man ever picked.^upebetween two^coversT/and couldn’t lay down.’There is actually;. the&wordage-total of two popular hovels injthisiOneiissue. 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