( ®l)e iHatroonVol. 34. No. 38. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 6,1933 Price Three CentsGraduatePapers-By SCRIBLERUS- UNIVERSITY JOINS ^Kent Discusses"Prospecting Artin Frozen NorthCOMMONWEALTH FELLOWSThe Commonwealth fellowships,about 35 of which are given eachyear, are the English counterpart ofthe Rhodes scholarships. This fund,which supports the visiting scholars,was donated by Mrs. Harkness, thewife of the Harkness after whoma Yale quadrangle is named. As wehave said, 36 fellowships are giveneach year enabling Englis’ studentsto attend leading Amer i univer¬sities. The Englishmen tome main¬ly from the Universities of London,Liverpool, Oxford, Cambridge andEdinburgh, and usually attend Harv¬ard, the University, Yale, Columbia,Michigan or Leland Stanford. In re¬cent years more of them have chos¬en Chicago than any other Ameri¬can university, with the exception ofHai-vard.The fellowship is for two yearswith the possibility of having theperiod extended to three, in the rel¬atively few select cases where it isfelt that the additional time isneeded for the completion of re¬search work. During the summer oftheir first year, the Commonwealthfellows are required to make a tourof the western section of the UnitedStates. This is certainly no hard¬ship; it should be classed as a"privilege” rather than a "require¬ment.” Or perhaps, we are preju¬diced, for travel has always held afascination for us. Possibly the rea¬son for this is that we have doneso little of it. Somebody once saidthat “the grass always seems green¬er on the other side of the fence.”And it still goes. .. .double.WHAT THEY THINK OF USThe Commonwealth fellows at theUniversity are of a retiring nature.They are reluctant to comment oncompari.sons between England andthe United States. But they are im¬pressed with the steady advance¬ment in the calibre of American.scholarship. They believe that theUniversity of Chicago is a great cen¬ter of learning and one of the fewinstitutions mainly responsible forthe advancement of American learn¬ing. WITH C. W. A. INRESEARCH WORKPlan Education Projectsfor UnemployedGraduatesThe University, cooperating withthe government in its effort to pro¬vide work for the unemployed, hasorganized a iprogram of researchin various phases of education, inwhich the services of teachers andadvanced students now unemployedwill be u.sed. Louis R. Wilson, deanof the Graduate Library School, anda member of the Committee incharge, made this announcementyesterday.The project comes under the juris¬diction of the Educational Serviceof the new C. W. A. recently form¬ed in Chicago. Beginning at noontoday applications for work will beconsidered at the Federal Office atthe Plymouth Building at SouthDearborn and Van Buren streets.Six UniversitiesThe scheme has been devised bythe federal Commissioner of Edu¬cation for six universities. Harvard,Columbia, New York, the University,Minnesota and California. Staffmembers of the University will guidethe re.search workers. Only quali¬fied persons will be considered.Five general fields of educationhave been suggested by the Com¬missioner. All have been approvedby the University, and research proj¬ects have begun to be set up underthem. The general fields and theirobjectives are:1. Materials and methods in thefield of Adult Education. Investiga¬tions to check the efficiency of pres¬ent procedures in adult educationand to a.scertain the most satisfac¬tory materials and methods to usein adult education will be made.College Level2. Curriculum Research on theCollege Level. Investigations in thefield of the Social Sciences and theprofessions to a.scertain the changesin the programs of training called 99"Prospecting for Art in the Froz¬en North” will be the subject ofRockwell Kent’s illustrated lecture. in Mandel hallSaturday evening.Rockwell Kent The pictures usedin Mr. Kent's lec¬ture have all beentaken by the fam¬ous author. Crit¬ics have said thatthe illustrationsare not mere pho¬tographs, butshow the typicalKent artistry andworkmanshipRockwell KentThey are interested in our activ-j f®*" the rapid shifts in agricultural,ities and seem impressed by them. | industrial, and professional life willIn short they react, for the most |part, in just the way we hoped they jwould. The joint purpose of the |Rhode.s and Harkne.ss awards hasbeen fulfilled, at least in the case ofthe latter.WHAT WE THINK OF THEMWe believe that the average Com¬monwealth man is more mature in¬tellectually than the average Rhodesscholar. We have a feeling that thevisiting English scholars are on theaverage slightly older than theRhodes men, but this relatively im¬perceptible difference in age canhardly be said to account for theamazing difference in their intellec¬tual acumen.Apparently little or no emphasisis placed upon undergraduate activ¬ities and athletics in the selectionof Commonwealth fellows. This isin direct contrast to the method ofselecting Rhodes scholars. The Com¬monwealth men are scholars, usuallyrather advanced in their respectivefields. For the most part they havechosen the scholastic profession fortheir life work.We think, along with others whomwe have consulted, that the Com¬monwealth fellows’ purpose is on thewhole higher than that of theRhodes men.LOOKING THEM OVER; COM¬MONWEALTH MEN AT CHICAGOJohn DufFieldFrom St. Catherine’s College, Ox¬ford B’acteriologist.... was, amember of the Oxford expedition toBritish Guinea studied insectcarriers of disease there....J. W. AdamsBalliol College, Oxford. .. .son ofthe Warden of All Souls College,Oxford.... Economics....John KirkSouth African. .. .Kings and Cor¬pus Christi Colleges, Cambridge...Economics co-winner of theAdam Smith prize for Economics inEngland.Reverend Alexander HoneymanUniversity of Edinburgh.... stu¬dent of Arabic in the Oriental In¬stitute.John ShoneUniversity of Liverpool Eco¬nomics.John BenklinfNew College, Oxford.... PoliticalScience and Economics.... be conducted.3. Curriculum Research in Sec¬ondary Education. Investigations inthe field of secondary education to(Continued on page 4) will describe northern art and willshow typical scenes of Eskimo life.A great deal of the speaker’s artis¬tic and literary work in the last fewyears has been concerned with theNorth, where the author lived fortwo years. Kent’s experience inGreenland and the bleak regions ofthe North began in 1929, when theartist was shipwrecked there. He hasmade frequent trips there since thattime.There will be an art exhibit of thewoodcuts, water-colors, paintingfsand engravings of Rockwell Kent inMandel cloisters, opening today andcontinuing until the evening of thelecture. Original prints of the illus¬trations in "Beowulf,” "The Bridgeof San Luis Rev” and "Candide,” aswell as printer’s proofs of other il¬lustrations will be displayed.Mr. Kent’s lecture is the third inthe Student Lecture Series, headedby George T. Van der Hoef. Ptofes-sor Raymond Moley will be thefourth speaker.RAEBURN PLAYSFOR FRESHMANFORMAL DANCE COLLEGE PRESS ALL-AMERICAFIRST TEAM VOTES POS SECOND TEAM VOTESSkladany, Pitt 28 E Geisler, Centenary 15Craw'ford, Duke 18 T Ceppi, Princeton 13Rosenberg, So. Cal. 25 G Jablonosky, Army 16Bernard, Michigan 27 C Del Isalo, Fordham 10Corbus, Stanford 26 G Hupke, Alabama 11Krause, Notre Dame 19 T Schwammel, Ore. State 14Petoskey, Michigan 24 E Smith, Washington 10Warburton, So. Cal. 26 QB Montgomery, Columbia 15Buckler, Army 31 HB Feathers, Tennessee 18Lund, Minnesota 23 HB Franklin, Oregon State 17Sauer, Nebraska 20 FB Danowski, Fordham 16Honorable Mention ENDS, QUARTERBACKS: Beynon, 11-Fairman, Princeton; Ward, Mich¬igan; Batchellor, Georgia; Palm¬er, So. California.; TACKLES,Mehringer, Kansas; Rosequist,Ohio State; Fehring, Purdue;GUARDS, Torrence, LouisianaState; CENTERS, Krueger, Mar¬quette; Oen, Minnesota. linois; ” Williams, Auburn; Par-donner, Purdue; HALFBACKS,Howell, Alabama; Laws, Iowa; LeVan, Princeton; Nott, Detroit;Berwanger, Chicago; Roberts, Tu-lane; Purvis, Purdue; FULL¬BACKS, Mikulek, Oregon; Grif¬fith, So. Calif.; Elsor, NotreDame. TWENTY COLLEGEPAPERS PICK ALLAMERICAN TEAMAward Places on Basisof Returns Compiledby Daily MaroonFOUR NEW JUNIORMANAGERS NAMED BYBLACKFRIARS BOARDFlinn, Cerson, Creenleaf,and KirkpatrickAppointedAll University students are in¬vited to the FVeshman Formal, spon¬sored by the Freshman Women’scouncil FViday, December 15, in IdaNoyes hall. The event is the finalsocial affair of the autumn quar¬ter, and, with tickets priced at $1a couple, is one of the most inex¬pensive formal affairs of the year.Boyd Raeburn member of Chi Psiand a graduate of the College, willfurnish the music for the evening,! bringing his orchestra to campusI from the FredI- R * 1 Fred Harvey Embassy^OnimCni DCgCinS i room, where he serves as master ofSubscription Drive ' ceremonies.Announcement of the official cir¬culation drive for Comment, studentliterary and critical publication, wasmade yesterday by Charles (Ireen-leaf, circulation manager. Seasonsponsor subscriptions, which includea copy of all of the issues duringthe year, may be obtained for a General arrangements for theformal are in the charge of BettyEllis of the Freshman Women’scouncil. Assisting her are LillianSchoen, publicity chairman; Rita Cu¬sack, tickets; and B'etty Hanna,orchestra.Ticket sales open tomorrow in IdaNoyes hall, Reynolds club, and thelimited time from any Comment I University bookstore. All members.staff member, or at the office of The of the Freshman Women’s councilDaily Maroon. ! ^^^^o sell bids, priced at $1 aComment, which was revived thisyear by Charles Tyroler, editor-in-chief, after a period of dormancy,aims this year to produce a "campuspublication” in every sense of theword. couple and 75 cents for stags.The tradition of a Freshman For¬mal was originated two years ago,but this is the first time the Wom¬en’s council has sponsored the af¬fair. Tom Flinn, Noel B. Gerson,Charles Greenleaf and TrumanKirkpatrick were appointed juniormanagers of the Order of the Black-friars by the Board of Superiors ofthe Order yesterday. They will be¬gin work immediately.Flinn, the new business manager,has worked on the ticket sales staffof B'lackfriars for two years, andwas box-office manager of lastyear’s show. He is a regular mem¬ber of the varsity football and bask¬etball teams, and has won his "C”in both sports. He is a member ofPsi Upsilon and Iron Mask. Gerson,the new publicity manager, is aneditorial assistant on The Daily Maroon, and handled newspaper pub¬licity for "Gypped in Egypt.” Heis a member of the Student Socialcommittee, Zeta Beta Tau and IronMask.Greenleaf, who worked on gen¬eral publicity last year, will be incharge of the company department,including both cast and chorus. Heis a member of the Dramatic As¬sociation, the staff of Commentand the University band. He is aDelta Tau Delta. Kirkpatrick, thetechnical manager, was the sopho¬more manager in charge of sceneryfor last year’s production. He hasbeen active in technical work forDramatic Association plays.The personnel of the 1933-1934Blackfriars organization will becompleted, when 16 sophomore man¬agers, 4 working under each juniormanager, will be selected. I Students AssistHutchins! SelectLecture TopicsBy CHARLES HOERRPresident Robert Maynard Hutchins will speak before the entire stu¬dent body on December 12. Thiswas announced weeks ago. Butwhat is the president going to speakabout? No one knows. In fact it hasbeen rumored that the presidenthimself does not know what his sub¬ject will be.When we failed to discover thesubject of the president’s talk aftersnooping into all the dark and dustycorners such information might befound, we decided to find out whatthe students and faculty memberswould like to have the president dis¬cuss. We thought that if the presi¬dent really hasn’t decided on his sub¬ject this information might helphim decide.And what do you suppose wefound out after questioning hun¬dreds of people,—at least forty orfifty, anyway. Practically everyUniversity woman we questionedbrazenly and unblushingly statedthat she did not care what the presi¬dent said, just as long as he appear¬ed in person so that she could seehim,Bnt the men on this campus seemto be really interested in what thepresident will have to say. Of course,the majority of them want to hearabout this business of a merger withNorthwestern,But the prize remark of the daywas, "I wonder what PresidentHutchins really thinks of Mrs.Hutchins’ diagrammatics?”17 LAW SCHOOLGRADUATES PASSSTATE BAR EXAMFugitive fromNazi GermanyTalks on HitlerCritic Acclaims Symphony Concertin Mandel as Sparkling PresentationBy CARROLL DISON"Sparkling” is always the wordthat comes to mind whenever any¬one thinks of Mozart: but the samepdjective cannot always be appliedto the playing of Mozart’s music inconcert, principally because, as anystruggling young musician wellknows, it’s so confoundedly hard toplay Mozart properly. Yesterday’sconcert in Mandel hall, presented bywas a most gratifying exception: in¬deed, "sparkling” may be applied,not only to the playing of the "Jup¬iter” symphony, but to the wholeprogram.Debussy’s "Iberia” and selectionsfrom "The Damnation of Faust,” byBerlioz, shared the honors with theMozart symphony. In the one weheard a Frenchman’s impressions ofSpain; in the other group was in¬cluded the justly celebrated "Ra-koczy March,” in which anotherFrenchman journeyed to Hungaryfor inspiration. And Debussy andBerlioz were equally happy in theirresults, though in totally different ways."Iberia” is Spain, without doubt:but it is Spain as seen by a Parisian—and the result is thoroughly de¬lectable. The “Racko.szy March,” onthe other hand, is typically Hun¬garian—or at least, it is typical ofthe Hungary that composers, fromLiszt on, have shown us. To bothpieces Dr. Stock gave readingrs thatimpressed me (and evidently thethe Chicago Symphony Orchestra, rest of the audience was similarlyimpressed) as being inspired. Nolesser word would suffice.Handel’s Concerto No. 2, forstring orchestra, opened the pro¬gram. A better piece could not havebeen chosen to contrast "classic sim¬plicity,” and warmth withal, with therich romanticism of Berlioz, and thedelicate shades of meaning that areDebussy.In short, yesterday’s concert show¬ed Dr. Stock and the Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestra at their combinedbest—and that means that the con¬cert provided one of the most en-jjoyable afternoons I have ever spent iin Mandel hall—or anywhere else, j Rudolph Rocker, a fugitive fromNazi Germany, \^ill discuss "Cultureunder Hitlerism” at the first meet¬ing of the Student Open Forum,tomorrow at 4:30 in the Social Sci¬ence Assembly Hall.He will tell of his experiences inGermany under the Nazi rule. Hehas been in this country only a fewmonths and has just completed aseries of lectur es in New York.This meeting will carry out thetheory under which the forum hasbeen organized, and it will be held ina different form from any othermeetings held on campus. Since theseating capacity is limited, ticketshave been carefully apportioned. Six¬ty complimentary passes have beengiven to instructors in Social Sci¬ence I and II. They will give themto students who express a desire toattend. Two tickets are being giv¬en to every campus organization in¬terested in sending a representative.A few tickets can be secured at theInformation Desk and at the Col¬lege library.After the lecture, the representa¬tives will be called upon to expresstheir opinions on the subject and thediscussion will become general. Thisis an experiment, and if it is suc-ceraful the meetings will continue inthis form. Seventeen recent graduates ofthe University of Chicago LawSchool successfully passed the Il¬linois Bar examination which wasconducted late last month, it waslearned at the Midway yesterday.A total of 422 candidates, represent¬ing many law schools, wrote the ex¬amination, of whom only 48.6%were successful. Eighteen Univer¬sity graduates took the examination,of whom seventeen were successful.University of Chicago men whopassed the examination are: NormanH. Arons, Herbert H. Cobb, RobertF. Dewey, Harvey G. Friedman, El¬mer C. Grage, Oscar H. Green, Al¬bert R. "Griffith, Ben Grodsky, JohnK. Hardin, George L. Hecker, AlfredIsraelstam, S. Harrison Kahn, Har¬old Krulewitch, Philip Newkirk, Al¬bert E. Noel, Adolph M. Rothbardt,and Leo S. Rubenstein.Cap and Gown HoldsDance for Subscribers The Daily Maroon, jointly with19 other college papers throughoutthe United States today announcestheir All-America football team.The teams selected represent an ef¬fort of the associated college papersto pick representative honor teamson the authoritative basis of theirvarious sport staffs.Selection of the All-America teamby the college papers has beenpurely mathematical. Each of the20 papers selected two teams, whichselections were mailed to The DailyMaroon. In assembling the combinedstatistics. The Daily Maroon merelylisted the selections of each of thepapers, awarding two points for in¬clusion on the first team and onepoint for selection on the secondteam.Every Major CollegeThe college papers cooperating inthe All-America survey representmajor colleges in each part of thecountry. In their grid scheduleswere included every major collegein the country. So far as possibleevery potential All-American wasseen in action by some member ofthe staff of one of the papers.Those who picked the teams wit¬nessed over 185 college footballgames. Five papers from each ofthe four great geographical regionsof the United States—South, East,West, and Pacific Coast—cooperat¬ed in the project. A total of 74players, out of the thousands seenin action by members of the 20 pa¬pers, were adjudged worthy of All-America mention.Buckler Is OutstandingThe papers who selected the col¬lege press All-America were: Ala¬bama Crimson-White, Southern Cali¬fornia Daily Trojan, Tulane Hulla¬baloo, The Dartmouth, University ofColorado Silver and Gold, NotreDame Scholastic, Oregon Daily Em¬erald, San Diego State College Az¬tec, Duke Chronicle, North CarolinaTar Heel, Carnegie Tartan, Univer¬sity Daily Kansan, Vermont Cynic,Daily Illini, Daily Princetonian,Yale News, Florida Daily, ColgateMaroon, and The Daily Maroon.Buckler of Army was the out¬standing All-America selection. Outof 40 possible points Buckler re¬ceived 31. Skladany of Pitt, whosework at end deserved recognition,was another popular selection onthe majority of- the college selec¬tions. Jay Berwanger, Maroon back,received six votes in the All-Star(Continued on page 4)Trusts Will NotEnlarge in NearFuture—LoughCap and Gown is sponsoring adance for all subscribers at theChicago Beach hotel, 1660 HydePark boulevard, FYiday from 9 to 1.Ivan Epinoff and his orchestra willfurnish the music.Epinoff first won popularity inChicago when WGN broadcast hismusic from the Walnut room in theBismarck, and since then, he hasplayed in the College Inn and otherloop dancing spots.Tickets for the dance may be ob¬tained free of charge at the Capand Gown office, Cobb 209, uponpresentation of a Cap and Gownsubscription receipt The giant corporations of theUnited States are not likely to ex¬pand in size or number in the nearfuture, in the opinion of WilliamH. Lough, president of Trade-Ways,Inc., who discusses "Adjusting Cor¬poration Financing to IndustrialGrowth” in the current issue of theJournal of Business of the Univer¬sity of Chicago. Mr. Lough alsotakes exception to some of the con¬clusions of A. A. Berle and G. C.Means in their book, "The ModemCorporation and Private Property.”"Concentration of business intothe hands of a few super-corpora¬tions, far from being a universaltendency, is characteristic only of .certain limited fields,” Mr. Loughwrites. "The common characteristicof all these fields is their adaptabil¬ity to mass operations. Large cor¬porations already occupy all the in¬dustrial fields well adapted to mAssproduction. The ratio of mass pro¬duction goods to total manufactur¬ing production has remained fairlyconstant."Since the war the process Ofopening up new fields by giant cor¬porations has been quite definitelychecked. It looks very much as if ,.the giants had expanded by 1925 otthereabouts to the full limits > they .could reach without catting down .their ratio of profits to investment.”/Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNEa)AY, DECEMBER 6, 1933©Ilf ia% iiarnottFOUNDED IN 1901The Dmilj Maroon ia the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiihed mornings except Satur<uy.Sonday. and Monday during the autumn, wintM, anl springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4.00 by mail. Single copies,three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University oi Chicagofor any statements apitearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anyoontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. liWS. at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WiahnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTWilliam Bergman William O’DonnellWilliam Loventhal Robert SamueJaSOPHOMORE REPORTERSHope FeldmanCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRnth GrcenbaumCharles HoerrHenry Kelley Raymond LahrJanet LewyCurtis MelnickRobert McQuilkenDonald MorrisRalph Nicholson %an PrussingPhilip RossHarker StantonJeanne StolteWilliam WrightHarry YeidelSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Salmon Goldsmith Eldward SchsarRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Gerald SternFrank Davia Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Craver Preston CutlerGeorg Mann not yet stopped to think what they do want.We congratulate Delta Tau Delta as leaders ina movement that The Daily Maroon (October 1 3,1933) predicted would be inevitable. We hopethey are sincere, but it will make no difference;the trend is unavoidable.—J. P. B.The Travelling BazaarBy SIDNEY HYMAN«Si81iSB3gS38IS: •Night Editor: Howard M. RichAssistant: Henry KelleyWednesday, December 6, 1933'one fraternitySEES THE LIGHTM^ When a group of men get together because ofcommon interests, they constitute a real fraternity.^ When a group of men are collected by deviousj methods of coercion and made to conform to thevague interests of men who organized societies of'snobs back in 1827, 1832, 1844, there‘is con¬i'stituted what they call a fraternity at the Univer¬sity.I Ideas and ideals that were excellent one hun-‘ dred years ago are not necessarily excellent to¬day.That thirty men have common interest in teas,dances, and chapter meetings—sole activities of'present fraternities—is hardly conceivable.Weak Delta Tau Delta and The Daily Maroon'have advanced a new idea in fraternity life:Fraternities, in order to survive, will have tochange their focus from rah-rah socialite struttingto something approaching intellectuality.,We admit that Delta Tau Delta would not have, advanced such a commendable, progressive pro¬posal if their backs were not to the wall, butdesperation often produces progress.No revolution was ever produced without des¬peration, and we wish to point out that despera¬tion is going to cause a revolution among fratern¬ities at the University.Since the result will either be progress or vol¬untary abolition, we advocate progress.Fraternities would not need to forsake cam¬pus life or social traditions, but their memberswould not be harmed by a few constructive theo¬ries about why they are attending the University.College students are almost incapable of realcreative thought or work, but they can excel atlcritical analysis, and a method of developingcritical power is by conversation, discussion, andargument.I By that ancient, helpful device, the bull session,ip its logical place among a group of men whohave common interests much could be done to-yyard real education through the medium of fra¬ternities.^ If fraternities see the light, they can becomea force to be reckoned with, but at present theyare a triviality to be ignored.The one subject of serious discussion among‘fraternities is the evil intent of the University((p rid the campus of fraternities by legislating the'present rushing rules — a ridiculous assumption,, ^ot worth argument.What the boys want is to drag in enough be-.^^yvildered freshman to save the house, and keepiiiem bewildered until they are initiated.fraternity man* can say that such attemptsifco change the fQf^l8*^piF fraternity life are impossi-Fraternitiffsiartf already divided into cliques.ainjong themselv^;'^Qpslsting of the men who arestriving toward intellectuality and men who haveli >) Haskell Hall—(Special to the Daily Maroon)BATTLING A BATTALION OF NATIONALGUard, 37,000 people, crazed by the lust in Chi¬cago air, milled about the doors of the Phoenixoffice yesterday in answer to the rumor thatPhoenix officialdom was about to announce thewinner in the “Sweetest Little Girl” contest.Cries of “Crown her! Crown her!” rent the airand the board of real estate was happy. Sevenwomen fainted and 39 children were disownedby their parents. It was only through the pres¬ence of mind of Police Commissioner O’Doubletthat the holocaust did not turn out to be a howl¬ing Communist demonstration.Police Commissioner O’Doublet lost his pantsin the defense of the first tenamendments to the Constitu¬tion, but the 53th street im¬provement association ismaking a collection to buyhim a pair of new jeans, onthe grounds that he broughtmore people to 55th streetto have their pockets pickedsince the gay whoopla daysof 1583. The Repelican isalso looking to O’Doublet asa leading candidate for pres¬ident on the slogan that thenew deal not only lost himhis pants, but his shirt aswell.Commissioner'O’DoubletCredit for getting these breath taking, convul¬sive pictures should be given to HowMe Gump Richwho risked his life and incu'rred possible con¬demnation as an unethical journalist rather thandisappoint the sex-crazed meglomaniacs who cometo their hovels, after having had the blood suck¬ed out of them day in and day out, the same thinga bolt a hit and a tap, and again the same thing,to read the papers this has got to stop. Un¬earned increments must be unearned , . J. P. B.SHE DENIES ALL(Special from Kelly Hall) “I deny it all! Ideny it all! cried Sadie Kretchmir, the Kisheneffchorine, when informed that she was suspected ofbeing the “Sweetest Little Girl on Campus.”“Me, I stay at home with my cats. I love kit¬ties. I love zis American people and I love zisAmerican flag and I hope I shall soon be ableto take out me zitizen papers soon. What I havedone that they should say that about me?”Miss Kretchmir has for years been afflictedwith the University of Chicago. She was broughtover here as a child prodigy when she was butthree weeks old, and she hasn’t learned how tospeak English yet. "A most unusual and intrig¬uing child,” the wonder man Prof. Thurstdne,agrees with himself. Lettersto theEditorEditor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Mr. Barden:I feel that the University res¬taurants should serve beer. My rea¬sons are as follows:1. Beer is a nourishing food.2. The serving of beer would beof financial advantage to the Uni¬versity dining halls.A great many students want todrink beer and there are innumer¬able places in Chicago where theycan obtain it. Why shouldn’t theUniversity receive the benefits oftheir trade?3. The tendency to over-indulgewould be lessened.When students are forced to goa distance to obtain something, theyhave a natural desire to make themost of their trip. Con.7equently, theyover-indulge.4. Beer is legal. The University jshould not frown on a popular,nourishing and legal food. Byfrowning on the consumption ofbeer, the University conveys the im¬pression that beer-drinking is wick¬ed. The psychological effect of thison students is bad. They want todo things that they think are wick¬ed. Result... .they drink oodles ofbeer. They can’t get drunk on beer;they get sick before becoming in¬ebriated. It takes too much beer toget drunk; the body can’t stand the:strain. One can get sick on too much jof any food, not beer alone. !5. 'There isn’t much alcohol in |beer and Old Doc Carlson thinks jthat a little alcohol now and then jmay be healthful and that it certain- jly isn't harmful. He further thinks ,that it has almost negligible powers |of intoxicating its imbibers. . jGive us our beer and count on 'the average student’s good sense for !moderation of his consumption. It’s |too long a walk to the Maid-Rite and |we don’t like bottled beer. IFoamingly yours, 'George T. Adolph.This ranks among the more sen- !sible letters The Daily Maroon has;had the pleasure of receiving.—ed. 1« * * IEditor, The Daily Maroon, IDear Sir: |In President Hutchins’ column inThe Daily Maroon of Friday, No¬vember 24, there appeared an item that must not be allowed to passwithout comment.Under the subheading “SoldierBoys,” the president felt it necessaryto come to the defense of the poor,victimized R. 0. T. C. and pleadwith campus organizations to “stoppicking on them.”“They are nice boys,’ the Presi¬dent state, “and we are glad to havethem on campus.” (Business ofmarching feet and opening bars of“I Love a Parade”).Speaking in his capacity as voiceof the University policy, PresidentHutchins went on to say, “....wewould no more abolish military train¬ing than varsity athletics.” Theitem concluded with a rather lamewheeze to the effect that ne was“glad to see so many smart youngmen who are going to be generals”because “generals die in bed. TheUniversity should be commended forseeing to it that so many of hergraduates will be assured of a com¬fortable death.” (In the next warthe president may be surprised—poison gas, among other things, is norespecter of rank.)Om the face of it, this feeble com¬bination of humorless humor andmuddy thinking is hardly worthy ofcomment. As part of the increasingtendency to laugh away those thingswhich cannot bear close scrutiny, itcannot be ignored. Not daring toopenly support militarism, the presi¬dent attempts to camouflage his po¬sition with facetiousness, but anysincere student can see behind thehumor a very gruesome approval ofsending youth to death.Such manifestation of militarismat home as the R, 0. T. C. presents,become of unmistakable significance.The expenditure of $230,000,000 ofpublic works funds on the buildijigof 37 new battleships, the forcedgatherings of hundreds of thousandsof youths into the regimented C. C.camps under the direction of theWar Department, and the myriadother signs of the revival of jingo¬ism in this country cannot be over¬looked and must not be minimized.The time is at hand when, morethan ever before, the lines of thestruggle against the senseless slaugh¬ter of war must be clearly drawn.From the schools which are trainingthe leaders of the generatior> whoseturn it is to become cannon-fodderin the interests of capitalist imperial¬ism, must come the counter-attackagainst insidious war propaganda and cleverly masked war prepara¬tions. At the very least, the univer¬sity must not become the instru¬ment for fomenting war psychologyand the training ground for the pup-pets who will lead the masses intowars designed to keep them in sub¬jection.The R. 0, T. C. is more thana harmless side-show of brass but-(Continued on page 4)DRmiWed.TORCH SINGERClaudette ColbertBiUtineM Dailr ISc till $:30SPENCERIAN'FOUNTAINPEN'2 .00A GIFTTO GIVE•A GIFTTO GETN,THE BRIC-A-BRAC SHOPGIFTSSTATIONERYGREETING CARDS1451 E. 57th St. Nr. Blackstone THE CLUB AMERICANOLinvitesEL CIRCULO ESPANOLand friends to a Spanish fiestato be given in the Hotel Mary¬land, 900 Rush Street, onSaturday, December 9, at 8:30.Spanish supper will be served.Admission free, there will be asmall charge for supper. o moreacceptable gift mightone receive or givethan a Spencerianfountain pen. 14 kt.solid gold nib, hardiridium tip, generousink supply, the smoothflexible Spencerianwriting ease famous forthree quarters of acentury . . . featuresyou would ordinarilylook for only in an ex¬pensive fountain pen.We have Sp>encerianfountain pens in fine,medium and domepoints. An outstandingvalue at $2.00.Compare with any$5.00 pen.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOBOOK SHOPHave You Put OffSubscribing?You can now get the Daily Maroon for the Win¬ter Quarter for only $1.25. You are losingevery day you delay. An absolute necessity forthe well-informed, up to the minute student.You canont afford to miss its daily wealth ofwhat’s doing on campus at Chicago — clear,complete, concise.SUBSCRIBE TODAYTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1933 Page ThreeTHE UNIVERSITY WOMANtalking shopdizabetb and p«ggyWhen you have been out for 3nights in a row and your skin hasthat ‘Blue Monday’ feeling, then isthe time to restore your complexionwith a facial at RANDELL’S BEAU¬TY SHOP, 6700 Harper, to pep youup for another week-end.—0—Don’t forget that sale at the IN¬TERNATIONAL HOUSE GIFTSHOP today and tomorrow, becausethere are some real bargains in for¬eign pottery and brass and copperpieces. This shop also has very at¬tractive wrapping paper, ribbon, andseals for those important Christmasgifts.—0—You’ll be willing to wager thatthis blouse just stepped out of aParis salon, and yet you can -get itat the HYDE PARK HOSIERY0 E C-LA-TAyNEW V LINE3 R AS S I E/; fi Y.W.C.A. HelpsNeedy ChildrenEnjoy ChristmasUnder the leadership of the Y.W. C. A. several women’s organiza¬tions are working to provide Christ- SIGMA:r - j j i. Ten actives comprise this clubmas presents for many dependentchildren of Chicago, whose names j Jent), Jane Cavanaugh and Virginiawere given by the Social Service Ad- j Neu are in the tap club of W. A.The ClubsGet a WordbySUE RICHARDSONministration department. The wom¬en plan to give toys, fruits, and nutsto insure a merry Christmas for thechildren.Interclub Council voted money tobuy candy to fill stocking^, andFrances Pirzo, drama chairman ofY. W. C. A., is in charge of solicit¬ing stockings from the clubs.W. A. A. has voted to contributetoys and nuts. Owl and Serpent willgive toys for the boys.Members of the various interestgroups of Y. W. C. A. are bringingtoys and fruit. The Second Cabinetwill fill the stockings for the chil¬dren Monday, December 18. All con¬tributions, which should includetoys or books, or other articles suit¬able for children of pre-kinderg^artenand kindergarten age, will be ac¬cepted in the Y. W. C. A. office inIda Noyes hall. A.; Mary Mawicke; is in the Univer¬sity orchestra, and Jean Grace is onthe Cap and Gown staff.There are about 100 city alumniof the group, and they are giving atea for the members on December10. They also give a scholarship to aclub niember for one quarter.Delta Sigma has a unique methodby which the members meet. Theyhave a weekly business meeting,with social meetings afterwards. Noregular cozies are held.Financial details: dues are $5 aquarter with special assessments fordances, while the initiation fee is$20.DELTHO:Founded in 1905, 4 of the 8 ac¬tives are now participating in cam¬pus activities. Jane Barton, AlbertaSchmidt, and Donna Dickey (thepresident) are all on the Cap andGown staff, while Genevieve Wilsonis a member of W. A. A.SHOP, 1465 East 57th. Gold thread-! Cozies every two weeks at theed white crinkly crepe and full el-! members’ homes are a feature ofbow length sleeves trimmed in de- j Deltho’s program. The alumnae also Berta Ochsner,Van Tuyl Dancein Duo-Recitalmure crystal buttons.—0—We wonder how many of youknow that there is an artist colonydown at Nashville, Indiana, and thatthey make the famous Brown Coun¬ give parties for the club members,one such which will be held atChristmas. The actives are alsoplanning a theater party during theholidays.Deltho dues are $7 a quarter, withHI BH, WIDELI N ES“Dec-La-Tay” is cut in a deep **V” atthe center front to give you an alluringHpread-apart “unbrassiered” effect, yetupliju and supports the bust perfemy.The back is extremely low. “Dec-La-Tay” is also made completely backless,for evening wear. I'his is only one ofmany beautiful new Maiden Formcreations. rite for free booklet. Dept.Cl. Maiden Form Br "New York, N. Y." Fuil-Fathion"—tkahrat$iert that "fit*lilt* a uockins" i»cnmpUtrtY tramlttithrough the breoM ifC-tiono, for a "thin-tmoalh'' rffftt. Itcomet in narrow ban-tleaux at uWt at inDouble Support ttyim Irassiere Co., lie..fi I i^sn»-caa.Ti». stf»iNON! OfMt'INt WITHOUT THIS lABtl ty pottery? You have been missing ] special assessments if the state ofout on something, if you haven’t i the treasury makes it necessary. Theseen this pottery, because it comes i initiation fee is $45, with $5 of thatin perfectly beautiful shades of blue, | sum as pledging payment,green, and also in a neutral beige i ESOTERIC:shade. It is all molded by hand out | 1894 saw the first two women’sof native clay. If you know any- j clubs on campus founded. One ofthing about the way pottery is made, j them was Esoteric. Since that time,you will appreciate the fact that this the square initiate pin has beenkind is fired once and then the sec-1 worn by many a campus leader,ond glaze is dripped on and it is fired ■ Just now, Ruth Works, the presi-again, thus perfecting the two-color I dent, is follov'ing their tradition,combination. The syrup jugs are j she is head of Interclub, an Aide,particularly attractive. They come i head usher of the Student Lecturein a light green shade and the ef- j Service and a member of B. W. 0.,feet of thick brown syrup, dripping' Federation, and the Mirror board,from the mouth of the jug, is j Of the other 12 actives and twoachieved by means of a brown glaze i pledges, Valerie Webster is a mem-around the top. The jug sits in a! ber of the Settlement board, and jsmall green dish and would make a | Feden •'n, Helen Randall is work- {very unusual gift. This syrup jug is i ^ jontinued on page 4) 'but one of the many types of Brown | — —County pottery, and it can be pur¬chased at the University Bookstore.The prices range fron 35 cents to$2.26.—0—If you are all perfectly normalpeople, we know that you get fam¬ished along about 4 in the afternoon,so when that empty feeling strikesyou, why not drop in at KRISE’S,7112 Jeffery Avenue, and order someof their delicious homemade devil’sfood cake and a cup of hot choco¬late? This combination makes a very!fine afternoon ‘snack,’ and you’ll feela hundred per cent better after eat¬ing it. Berta OchsnerBerta Ochsner, director of theMirror ballet, and Marian Van Tuyl,instructor of Physical Culture anddirector of Orchesis, will appear ina duo-recital of dances Sunday af-teinoon in the Gold Room of theCongress hotel. The program will bein conjunction with a performanceof the Chicago Women’s Symphonyorchestra.The two dancers presented a sim¬ilar concert last year at the Good¬man theater, where their perform¬ance of creative dances arousedmuch favorable comment. The aimsof their creation, bodily coordina¬tion and poise, and appreciation ofmusic and artistic form, were em¬bodied in the Orchesis concert ofNovember 14, and have been in evi¬dence in the Mirror ballet numbersdirected by Miss Ochsner for thepast two years.Beginning the first week in Jan¬uary, Miss Ochsner and Miss VanTuyl will begin a two months’ tourof eastern and mid-western cities,including Detroit, Philadelphia, Co¬lumbus, and Toronto. Their appear¬ances in this series of concerts willbe interrupted by frequent returnsto Chicago, since Miss Ochsner willconduct rehearsals for the Mirrorballet.The University Grill1172 E. 55th St., Cor. Woodlawn and 55th St.The 55th St. H<Mne of Gambrinus BeerChoice Tender Steak Sandwiches—Delicious Ravioli-Italian Spaghetti with Italian Meat BallsWEEK-END SPECIALRoast Turkey wth All TrimmingsNo Intoxicating Drinks Served to MinorsTOM COLEMAN. Mgr.You Wouldn't Shave With aTable Knife!of course you wouldn't! Neither would you attemptto sell your goods by advertising matter that did notreach the proper people. The Daily Maroon reaches oneclass of people — COLLEGE STUDENTS — and it coversthe entire field in this area more thoroughly than anycombination of other publications could.Don't allow part of the force of your advertising tobe wasted, but cover your field thoroughly.Advertise in The Daily Maroon-V.•V SOCIETYhySUZANNEAlthough sore feet and throbbingheads were, as usual, the after ef¬fects of the Interfraternity Ball, stilland all, everyone seems to be gladthey attended. Even people that youand I know made an appearance. Anddidn’t li’l BOBBY STORMS lookfetching, when dancing with behe¬moth BOB HEPPLE?. .. .Wonder ifLUCY TRUMBULL’S feathers tick¬led BOB WILSON. . .BETTY DALECOOKE and DAVE HUMPHRIESwere smart and danced upstairs,away from the mob. . ,SID HYMANat last gave the girls a break andgot himself a date with JUNEG R A B I N E R. . . .GERALDINESMITHWICK, with two large or¬chids, made the gardenias, of whicheveryone else was so proud, look in¬significant. ... We nominate MRS.WILLIAM MORGEiNSTERN as themost charming faculty wife. . .HAMABRAHAMS, resplendent in whitegloves, was a choice example ofWhat The Well Dressed Man WillWear,. . .We waited in vain for theone small chair, which CaRRIEFICKINGER and 'HARRY MORRI¬SON were seated, to collapseJEANNE STOLTE and WALLYMONTGOMERY were the most en¬ergetic dancers there....Those that didn’t go to BETTYKREUSCHER’S get-together beforethe Mortar Board party, had a won¬derful time at the Stevens. Cray’s Casa LomaOrchestra Coes onColumbia NetworkGlen Gray and his original CasaLoma Orchestra, a sensation amongcollege crowds during the last threeseasons, takes to the air Thursday,at 10 p. m. E. S. T. using an 83station hook-up over the WABC-Co-lumbia network for Camel cigar¬ettes. The new program is knownas the Camel Caravan, and will con¬tinue every Tuesday and Thursdayat the same hour.The Casa Loma Orchestra holdsthe record for the number of collegedances for which it has furnishedsyncopated rhythms. It has fivetimes broken the Princeton traditionthat dance orchestras appear on thecampus ^nly once.Among the 70 or more univer¬sities and colleges where the CasaLoma Orchestra has played are Yale,Penn, Penn State, Ohio State, Ohio,Cornell, Amherst, Michigan, Vassar,Lehigh, Colgate, Williams, Lafayette,Hamilton, Syracuse and Boston.Featured with the Casa LomaOrchestra on the “Camel Caravan”will be the songs of Irene Taylor,the girl with the most vivid radiopersonality on the air today, andthe harmonies of that engaging triothe Do-Re-Mi Girls.Beethoven. . . Saint-SaensStrauss . . .FranckCompositions of four great composerswill be interpreted by the University Sym'phony Orchestra in its first concert.The Program1. Hallelujah Chorus, from the Mountof Olives Oratorio, by Bethoven.The University Chorus.2. Concerto for Violincello, Op. 33, bySaint-Saens. George Sopkin, soloist.3. a. Overture “Fledermaus”b. Pizzacato PolkaBy StraussDr. Paul Kerby, Conductor4. Symphony, D Minor by Franck.Friday—December 8—8:30 P.M.MANDEL nmTICKETS NOW ON SAl.E4t MANDEL30X OFFICE$1.50 - $i.00 - $.75 - $.50PATRONIZE DAILY MAROON ADVERTISERSPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 6, 1933The ClubsGet a Word(Continued from page 3)ing on the Phoenix, and belongs tothe “C” Club and W. A. A.; PeggyRittenhouse is a member of B. W.0., Mirror and the Dramatic associa¬tion; and Virginia Carr is an upper-class counsellor.The 150 Chicago alumni of Eso¬teric, like those of other clubs, helpthe campus members by giving arushing party for them, a Christ¬mas luncheon, and a three quarterscholarship to a deserving person,(generally not a member of theclub). The actives also have week¬ly cozies and luncheons.Financial requirements includequarterly dues of $10, with no spe¬cial assessments; an initiation fee ofUniversity studentscan capitalize onSHORTHANDWhatever your plana for the futuremay be, Greggr Secretarial Training-i» the surest and quickest way to gaina foothold in business and make youruniversity training count.Write, call or telephoneState 1881 for particularsThe GREGG COLLEGEHome of Gregg Shorthand6 S. Michigan Are., Chicago $25 which includes the pin, and apledge charge of $5.MORTAR BOARD:An old campus adage has it that j“if there’s a good party, there willbe Mortar Boards pre.sent.” Goodactivities might be added to theparties nowadays, for the largest clubon campus at present has many ofits 29 members interested in activ¬ities, as well as clothes and dates.As evidence of this we find Mir¬ror with Peggy Holahan on its boardand Evelyn Carr as its stage man¬ager. The Settlement board has Bar¬bara Beverly, Phyllis Ferry andEvelyn Carr as representatives. ThePhoenix, with Margaretha Moore asits woman’s editor, also has BettyKreuscher writing for it and Ger¬trude Lawrence in its advertising de¬partment. Jean Prussing writes forthe Maroon. In addition, Ethel AnnGordon and Barbara Vail are in theDramatic Association; Pai, Vail andMargaretha Moore are in the C club,and the latter is also secretary-treas¬urer of Interclub, and a member ofB. W. 0.Founded in the same year as Es¬oteric, the club’s alumnae group hasa north and south side chapter, thelatter with a representative at allthe active meetings. These gradu¬ates give a three quarter scholarshipto a needy person. In addition, thecampus members have monthly lit¬erary meetings and cozies.Mortar Board dues are $3 a quar¬ter, with special assessments (whichdo not exceed $5 apiece) for parties.The initiation fee is $25, and thepledges must, in addition, pay aquarterly fee of $2.25 until they be¬come full fledged members. LETTERS TO THE' - 'EDITOR UNIVERSITY, C.W.A.JOIN IN RESEARCH(Continued from page I)(Continued from page 2) j ascertain the kinds of educational ad-tons. It is the vicious expression i justments called for by the increas-of the war-tropism inherent in oursystem, and must be done awaywith. The time has come for the uni¬versity student to demonstrate, thathe is of different mettle from the ed numbers of young people whoare unable to find employment, be¬cause of both the letter and thespirit of the industrial codes nowdupes who, in 1917, were sent over-: being adopted through the NRA willoverseas by a flag-waving profes- j carried out.soriat to save the world for Democ¬racy in the War to End War, to thetune of the jangle of military bandsand unearned degrees for dissect¬ing his fellow man with a bayonet,and promises of academic credit.Such expressions of official point- , j iof-view as this one by President i conducted. These changes areHutchins show the student how lit-1 Profoundly affecting the homes andtie he can depend upon faculty ,“lib-! these childrenerals’’ for assistance in his struggle! whom will term-against militarism. It is not to be ' schooling with the ele-4. Curriculum Research in Ele¬mentary Education. Research in thefield of elementary education to as¬certain the kind of educational ad¬justments called for by the currentchanges in social and economic lifemarveled at that students lack of¬ficial consciousness when those towhim they look for guidance showsuch lack of social conscience.The University of ChicagoNational Student League.We gather from your letter thatclear thinking and genuine humorcan only be National StudentLeague thinking and National Stu¬dent League humor. In fact think¬ing and especially the humor of stu¬dent utilitarian communists com¬prise our only complaints againstthe National Student League. If youexpect the President to hang hishead in shame after reading yourletter, you have a more vivid imag¬ination than we are blessed with.—ed. mentary grades.5. Research in Pre-School Edu¬cation. To carry on investigationsin the field of pre-school educationto ascertain the significant effectswhich the economic depression ishaving upon young children and todetermine the program of pre-schooleducation, child development, andguidance of parents most effectivein meeting this critical situation.ALL-AMERICAN TEAM(Continued from page 1)poll. No other Maroon player re¬ceived a vote. Purvis, brilliant Pur¬due back, and a popular All-Amer¬ica selection, received only sevenvotes. Today on theQuadranglesNight editor for the next issue:Tom Barton. Assistant: RaymondLahr.MusicPhonograph concert in Social Sci¬ence Assembly hall, 12:30 to 1:15.Lectures“The Church and Unemployment;II. The Negro and the NRA,’’ by A.L. Foster, Executive Secretary, Chi¬cago Urban League, Joseph Bondchapel at 12.Scottsboro case discussion in So¬cial Science assembly at 8. MiscellaneousY. W. C. A. Association meetingin “Y” room of Ida Noyes at 3:45.Speaker, Mrs. Edith Foster Flint“C” Club dinner, “Y“ room ofIda Noyes at 6.Discoveries of Iraq expedition.Oriental Institute, in Assyro-Baby-lonian hall. Alcoves A and B.University Debate Union, Rey¬nolds Club at 7:45.CLASSIFIED ADSWill party who removed briefcase, books, topcoat, etc. from carparked at Fieldhouse Friday nightplease return same? Reward. Noquestions asked. Beverly 6862 or re¬turn to 5747 University Avenue.WANTED—Young man withteaching experience tp teach reformJewish religious school class at highschool level. Phone Hyde Park 2263before 8 a. m. or after 5.FOR RENT—'Lge. outside rm.Beaut, furn. Priv. home. Mod.priced. 5842 Harper Ave. H. P.8450. Call morn, or eve. ■FOR RENT—Four rm. apt. com¬plete, beautifully furnished, nearcampus. 6102 Kimbark, 1st floor. 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