Wtje jHaroonVol. 34. No. 34. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1933 Price Three CentsThe PresidentSays—ByROBERT MAYNARD HUTCHINSas told to JOHN BARDENMAROONS ON THE GRIDIRONThe football team, in my opinion,has been an ideal one. Our menwere sufficiently big and fast tojrive the jrladiators from other so-called institutions of higher learn¬ing a good game.At least our team did not getpushed around the gridiron at willby aggregations of athletes whospend their off-moments from football in the study of physical education.The Maroons this year were idealbecause they were not a conferencechampionship team. I dread the season when we do have one. Then weshall have to fight at last to keep theUniversity from going rah-rah.WAVE THE FLAGThat uirge, “The Chicago Loyal¬ty Song,” deserves immortalityalong with the Alma Mater. Neithershould be sung except in bitter de¬feat.To drop “Wave the Flag” simplybecause it refers to Mr. Stagg isabsurd. The Stagg tradition is realand should be preserved.Though most traditions merit dis¬continuance sooner or later, I cansee no harm in allowing this one topersist for those who have the pe¬culiar faculty of recogrnizing thewords when sung as we sing them.SOLDIER BOYSCampus organisations should frtoppicking on the R. O. T. C. They arenice boys and we’re glad to havethem at campus.Although I should not considerraising iwoney to bring an R. 0. T.C. unit to the University, we wouldno more abolish military trainingthan vanity athletics.I am glad to see that so manysmart voi ng men are going to begenerals, and that remark is fromone who was once a private.It is well known that generalsdie in bed. The University shouldbe commended for seeing to it thatso many of her graduates will he as-.sured a comfortable death.FRATERNITIESIf any fraternity man has theidea that I am in favor of abolish¬ing fraternities, he should rid him¬self of the impression at once. Onthe records I am National Presidentof The Alpha Delta Phi. I am insympathy with the fraternity as aninstitution.This sympathy may arise fromproblems we have in common. I of¬ten wonder at the persevering na¬ture of fraternities. If the Universitycould muddle along forever with¬out any money as fraternities appar¬ently can, my worries would end,and I should be free to indulge inpink teas. Interfraternity Balls, andcampus banter.As it is, a university presidentcan definitely count on devoting atleast 50 percent of his time to meet¬ings, luncheons, dinners, boards,committees, and speeches.EDUCATIONTo those students who are ten¬acious in a belief that I am apparently unaware of an undergraduatebody on campus, I take no littlepleasure in declaring them victimsof ignorance.I teach two courses four hoursa week. What is even harder, I haveread The Daily Maroon ever since Iarrived at the University. In spiteof the difficulties I have had withtheir literary style, I must confessthat I have been ably assisted inkeeping in touch with campusopinion by successive Maroon edi¬tors.This year their state of ignoranceis even worse: I have agreed tocontribute an occasional colum»> tothe Maroon and to address the stu¬dent body at the Chapel on Decem¬ber 12. TEAM LOOKS FOR \Rapp, CromwellMAJOR VICTORY IN’OARTMOUTH GAME Sales CommitteesMaroon Squad PreparesNew Attack forBig CameLINEUPChicago DartmouthLangley l.e. CarpenterBush l.t. ErionDeem I.g- MicheletPatterson c. FrankelManeikis r.g. HulsartRice r.L Glazer (c)Baker r.e. CampCullen q.b. FishmanZimmer (c) l.h. ClarkBerwanger r.h. KennyNyquist f.b. DeckertDean Gilkey Leavesfor Illinois Meeting With the poifiibility of finishingthe season without a major win, adesperate Maroon eleveft faces asimilarly situated Dartmouth teamwhen the two meet on Stagg fieldtomorrow in a renewal of their gridrivalry.Chicago has an excellent chanceto finish the season in a blaze ofglory for the team has the reputa¬tion of being one of the most con-siaCent ground gainers in the con¬ference. With a special atULckmoulded to break through the Dart¬mouth defense, there is no reasonwhy the Maroons cannot push theball into the opponent’s territoryfor plenty of scoring chances.Whether or not these chances willbe converted depends on the extentto which the team has profited bythe work of the past week.Maroons Show PunchThe men have showed a punch inthe practice sessions. Consistentlythe varsity wa.s able to score on apicked .squad of fre.shmen usingDartmouth formations. The fresh-mtn are strong enough to te.st anyteam, and yet the Maroons wereable to make yards on fourth downand otherwise display a power thatwould have turned the Illinois gameinto the upset that it should havebeen.The team is about ready to clickeffectively tomorrow as indeed it didclick last week with disappointingresults. The six .sojihomores are ex¬perienced and may all be consid¬ered as veterans. Merritt Bu.shcame to him.self in the game withthe mini, Bob Deem has been im¬proving right along so that now heis a strong point in the offense anddefense, and the reser\'es have de¬veloped'to the point where there ispractically no difference in abilitybetween them and the regulars.It is the backfield, though, that isthe team’s forte. The playing ofCaptain Pete Zimmer cannot be(Continued on page 3) Lois Cromwell, chairman of Fed¬eration, and Wayne Rapp, seniorcla.ss president, will direct sales com¬mittees for concerts of the Univer¬sity Symphony orchestra, which willpresent the first of three quarterlyprograms '■Friday, December 8.David C. Levine, student businessmanager, announced the two ap¬pointments yesterday afternoon.Lois Cromwell is a member of theexecutive board of Mirror, memberat-large of the Dramatic Associa¬tion board; and she served as stu¬dent director for the Association’sfirst production of the quarter, “TheAmerican Dream.”Rapp, a member of Delta KappaEpsilon, and president of the seniorclass, has inaugurated and directedarrangements for the first Homecoming celebration ever sponsoredby a senior class council. He has appeared in Blackfriars’ productions,and is a member of Owl and Ser¬pent.The two chairmen are selectingcommittees to aid them in the ticketdrive, and then will announce theiras8i.stants early next week. Mean¬while, tickets have been placed onsale in the Music department at5729 University avenue. Seasontickets for the three concerts willsell for $1.75, $2.50, and $3.oU.Paul Kerby, director of tne Vien¬na Philharmonic orchestra, will ap¬pear as guest conductor at the Sym¬phony’s first concert on December8. 'ITie University Chorus, underCecil M. Smith, will assist in thisprogram. NEW SOCIAL CLUB Two-Day HomecomingActivities Start Tonightwith Pep Session at 7:30SECURES CHARTERFROM UNIVERSITYSIGMA CHI LEADSI-F BALL TICKETSALES WITH 18SCLATER, CANADIANMINISTER, APPEARSIN CHAPEL SUNDAYDr. Charles W. Gilkey, dean ofthe University Chapel, .left thismorning for Champaign to addressthe annual Student Christian Con¬ference, which is now being heldunder the auspices of the religious j form,organizations of the University ofIllinois.The main theme of the confer¬ence is “Christianity as a MinorityMovement.” Dean Gilkey, the mainspeaker, will leave Sunday so as tobe back in Chicago to conduct themorning chapel services. The Reverend J. R. P. Sclater,minister of St. Andrew’s church,Toronto, Ontario, will deliver theaddress at the regular Sunday serv¬ice in the Chapel. The musical pro¬gram for the Sunday service hasbeen arranged by Mack Evans.WGN will broadcast the morningservice, including the address by Dr.Sclater.Dr. Sclater was formerly ministerof the North Church of Edinburgh,Scotland, outstanding pulpit of theUnited Free Church of Scotland.During the war he was noted as oneof the outstanding English chap¬lains. After his war service. Dr.Sclater left Scotland to assume hisduties as minister of the Torontochurch.iHe is one of the most widelyquoted Dominion churchmen, as wellas a popular speaker. In 1927 hedelivered the Lyman Beecher lec¬tures at Yale. This series of lec¬tures, “The Public Worship of God,”was compiled and published in bookJohn Haynes Holmes, S. T. B., ofthe Community church of New Yorkwill be the chapel speaker Sunday,December 3. Dr. Holmes is famousfor his pacifistic convictions. PaulShorey, professor emeritus of GreekLaniTuages and Literature, will speakin th.e chapel December 10. Sigma Chi has taken the lead inthe contest for ticket sales for theInterfraternity Ball, with 18 sales.The Ball will be given on Wednes¬day evening, Thanksgiving eve, inthe Crystal room of the BlackstoneHotel. Paul Ash and his orchestrawill furnish the music.Aljjha Delta Phi and Tau DeltaPhi are in second place in the racefor the silver trophy, with 13 saleseach. Phi Gamma Delta and Psi Up-silon are tied for fourth position,with 10 .sales, and Phi Sigma Deltais last among the leaders, W’ith 9tickets sold.The contest will end Wednesdayevening just before the Ball, andthe winning house will be announcedat the dance. Fraternity salesmenare being reminded that their saleswill get them one free ticket foreach 10 they sell, in addition to hav¬ing their sales count in the cup com¬petition. Non-fraternity men mayobtain tickets at the office of TheDaily Maroon or at the Bookstore.Three dollars, the^ price of ticketsfor the ball this year, is the lowestthat tickets for the traditional eventhave ever reached; last year ticketswere $4.50 and formerly they wereas high as $10.Those in charge of the gala affairexpect approximately five hundredcouples to be present. “Epicurean” MembersLocate Clubroomsin JudsonA new club on campus, cooperat¬ing with rather than conflicting withfraternities, has been organized by agroup of first and second year men.They have been chartered by theUniversity and are beginning theiractivities now under the name ofthe “Epicureans.”At present eighteen men composethe membership with several fra¬ternity men and graduate studentsactive. The officers are AlbertHoughton, president; Joe Stephen¬son, secretary; Howard Vernon,ti’easurer.A suite in Judson Court has beentaken for clubrooms where membersare free to gather at any time. Thesocial facilities of the dorms willalso be utilized when ever needed.Dues have been set at $1.50 amonth.Hold Weekly LuncheonA weekly luncheon is held eachweek in Hutchinson Commons fol¬lowed by a meeting in the club¬rooms.The members want it distinctlyunderstood that they are not form¬ing a new fraternity. There is norushing, pledging, or initiation.Prospective members are invited tobe guests of the g^roup and then mustbe voted in by unanimous consent ofclub. It is not known how manymore will be asked to join, but thegroup will probably not expandgreatly.The idea for the club camethrough the experience of Houghtonwith a similar group at anotherschool. This group achieved suchwidespread popularity that he feltthat such an organization could bestarted here. Because of the will¬ingness of the group to cooperatefully with fraternities, Houghtonwill answer any questions that fra-ernity men may raise about the or¬ganization. Line of March toBegin at BartlettStudents will meet at Bartlett gym¬nasium at 7:30 tonight to begin theHomecoming pep session and parade.Headed by the hand and a torchlightprocession, marchers will proceeddown University avenue to 55thstreet, then east on 5oth to Wood-lawn avenue, down Woodlawn to58th street, down 58th to Kimbark,and north on Kimbark to the eastdoor of Ida Noyes hall.The large gymnasium of IdaNoyes will be utilized for the con¬cluding portion of the pep session.Dancing in the Cloister club will follow, with free admission for wom¬en and a charge of 25 cents for men. Senior Class CouncilSponsors OfficialReunionHOLD INTERVIEWSFOR FOUR JUNIORFRIAR POSITIONSMenFreshman Womento Sponsor ClassDance TomorrowMinistry ProvidesSocial, EducationalActivities — Case“The proportion of churchesclosed durifig the depression is verysmall as compared to the number ofbank and bond house failures,” as¬serted Dean Shirley J. Case yester¬day in a talk on the opportunitiesin the ministry. This was the lastof the seven vocational lectuiessponsored by the Board of Voca¬tional Guidance and Placement.There are opportunities for awide range of activities in the min¬istry, such as specialization in socialand educational lines, as well as inchurch organization, according toDean Case. Quoting Dean Casefurther, “I am not sure that thechurch does not offer as good an op¬portunity to earn money as a bondhouse.”Positions for women in thechurch have been decreased bybudget cuts, but opportunities willreturn with better economic condi¬tions, for there is a definite placefor women in the church. The fieldof personnel counselling offers greatopportunities for women, she said. The newly elected FreshmanWomen’s council and the temporaryFreshman Executive Council are cooperating in the sponsorship of adance for freshmen only, to be given tomorrow evening at 8:30 inIda Noyes hall.Arrangements for the partywhich are under the direction of theFreshman Women’s council, will inelude dancing, refreshments, and avariety of games, to be played invarious parts of the building. Therewill be no charge for admittance.The primary purpose of an allfreshman social event at this timeis to enable the members of the classto meet each other and thus be fur¬nished a more equitable basis forvoting in the election of permanentclass officers next Tuesday. Atthis time the temporary FreshmanExecutive Council will resign, inorder that a permanent group maybe elected by the members of theclass to represent the class at large.The election will be held at 2:30Tuesday afternoon in Mandel hall.The class is expected to attend enmasse to vote.The selection of a permanentgroup of officers after the class hashad time to take count of itself fol¬lows the precedent established lastyear.Strachey ContrastsFascism, CommunismJohn Strachey, Labor member ofthe British Parliament from 1929 to1931, and noted English author, willcontrast and compare “Fascism orCommunism in Europe ” in Mandelhall tomorrow night at 8:15.As a member of Parliament dur¬ing the Ramsay Macdonald Laborleadership. Mi*. Strachey had an ex¬cellent opportunity for studying po¬litical conditions first hand. His“Coming Struggle for Power” pre¬sents an analysis of the present eco¬nomical structure. , interested in becomingjunior managers of Blackfriarsshould register at/ once for the posi¬tion, James Henning, abbot of theOrder said yesterday. Appointmentswill be announced next Wednesday.The following rules must be ad¬hered to in thp application for posi¬tions, Henning declared: 1. Men whowere sophomore managers last year,and men who have passed theirseven college comprehensive examinations and have entered their di¬visions are all eligible for juniorjobs. 2. Each candidate must placea letter, stating his qualifications fora position and his plans for thework to be done, in the hands of theBlackfriars Board of Superiors be¬fore 4:30 Monday. 3. Personal in¬terviews will be held with each can¬didate between 1:30 and 6:30 onTuesday. 4. Decisions made by theBoard of Superiors are final.There are four junior manager¬ships open, and each manager willsupervise a department. The fourbranches of work are company, busi¬ness, publicity and technical. Thecompany manager is in charge of thecast and chorus, and handles the di¬rect production of the show. Thebusiness manager is in charge ofticket sales, box-office, advertising,and all financial measures.The publicity manager takes careof newspaper publicity, posters,stunt work and features. The tech¬nical director handles scenery, light¬ing, property and costumes.The four junior managers areeligible for positions on the Boaidof Superiors in their last year.This year’s sophomore managerswill not be chosen until the winterquarter. Further announcement willappear in The Daily Maroon. Homecoming festivities open at7:30 tonight with a rousing pep ses¬sion, parade, and dance, ushering ina two-day reunion for University"alumni. Committees working withthe Senior Class Council have com¬pleted arrangements for a full pro¬gram of activities to interest allgraduates in the first official Home¬coming since 1926.Tonight’s pep session will serveas a prelude to the Homecomingdance in Ida Noyes hall. Music willbe furnished by an orchestra underthe direction of Earl Schenck, whohas played at the Purdue pep danceand the Hoosier Hop. Bridge, shuf¬fle-board, and deck tennis will viewith dancing for the attention ofguests. Refreshments will be servedat a slight charge. All details of theevening’s entertainment, which willcontinue from 8 to 12, are under thedirection of the Student Social Com¬mittee and the newly-created dormi¬tory committee. Men may purchasetickets for 25 cents, while all wom¬en will be admitted free of charge..Judge Decorations TomorrowFraternity house decorations, de¬vised for Homecoming, will be judg¬ed tomorrow morning by CharltonBeck, secretary of the Alumni Coun¬cil; John Moulds, secretary of theBoard of Trustees; and Emery Fil-bey, dean of the faculties. Thisgroup will award a trophy to thewinning house at the Reynolds clubmixer following the, afternoon game.The Interclub Council will playhostess to 200 club alumnae at aluncheon tomorrow noon at theBroadview hotel, 5540 Hyde Parkboulevard. Presidents of the 14women’s clubs will be present togreet women graduates at the firstaffair of this sort ever sponsored byInterclub.Football fans will be treated to aspecial program between the halvesof the Dartmouth game tomorrow.An unusual band program will befollowed by brief addresses by alum¬ni. The crowning featui'e of the in¬terlude between halves will be thefreshman-sophomore tug of war.The Freshman Council and Skulland Crescent, sophomore honor so¬ciety, urge all first and second yearstudents to meet at the players’bench following the first half toparticipate in what promises to bea battle royal.WHYTE CHALLENGESDEMOCRACY TONIGHTIN MANDEL LECTUREF^culty Comment onSociological Aspectsof ‘‘Little or BoySeveral members of the depart¬ment of Sociology yesterday com¬mented favorably on the sociologicalimportance of such a production as“Little or Boy,” the drama of re¬form school life which the DramaticAssociation is producing next week.Louis Wirth, assistant professorof Sociology, and long interested inproblems of juvenile delinquency,said, “It is only through the dra¬matization of social problems thatthe attention of the public is calledto the gravity of the situation.Many of our great reforms in his¬tory have come from plays andbooks on the subject. For instance,it was Upton Sinclair’s expose ofconditions in the packing-houses inhis book ‘The Jungle’, whichbrought the actual facts before thepublic.”EJdwin Sutherland, professor ofSociology and a well-known crimin¬ologist, made the following com¬ment: “I don’t believe that playssuch as ‘Little 01’ B’oy” can ac¬complish any real reform, but ifthey are realistic and true, theyserve to stimulate interest in thesubject.”Albert Bein, the author of theplay, based his story on his experi¬ences in a Tennessee reform schooland in th« Missouri State peniten¬tiary. Sir Frederick Whyte, KnightCommander of the Star of India,will speak at a public lecture tonightin Mandel hall at 8:15 on “A Chal¬lenge to Democracy.” Andrew C.McLaughlin, professor emeritus ofHistory, and a personal friend ofSir Frederick, will introduce thespeaker.Considered as the outstandingspeaker in England today. Sir Fred¬erick’s work in international official'positions has enabled him to discussthe great events and forces at worktoday in Europe and Asia.Sir Frederick is the son of thefamous preacher. Dr. AlexanderWhyte, of Free St. George’s, Edin-bugh, and he is also the founderand joint editor of the New Europe,a weekly paper read by leaders andstudents of politics in Europe.Sir Frederick will stay at theheme of Dean Charles W. Gilkeyduring his visit in Chicago.Kent Lecture DateMoved to December 9The lecture of Rockwell Kent,famous artist, author and illustrator,will be given in Mandel hall Satur¬day, December 9, instead of Friday,December 8 as announced previous¬ly. A conflict with a prior engae-ment of the speaker necessitated thechange in date.Rockwell Kent’s appearance willmark the third of the Student Lec¬ture series. Raymond Moley, prom¬inent economist and governmentaladviser, will give the fourth lecturein the StudenU series February 6.VPage Two fTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1933imlg liar00nFOUNDHO IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, publiiiied mornings except Saturc^y,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscript n rates: $2.60 a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University ot Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anyoontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Sintered as second class matter March 18. 1903. at the^ post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINK:ENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BurtonNoel B. Ger»on EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Huduon Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WiahnlckBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWillium Berirmun William O'DonnellWillium Loventbul Robert SamuelaSOPHOMORE REPORTERSHope FeldmanCharlotte FishmanKthgsr GreenebaumRuth GrcenbaumCharles HoerrHenry KelleyRaymond Lahr Janet Lewylames MacKenzieCurtis MelnickRobert MeQuilkenDonald MorrisFrank MossRalph Nicholson PrussingPhilip RossHarker StantonJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonWillism WrightHarry YeidelSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SchaarRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Gerald SternFrank Davis Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyMarie Berger EDITORIAL COMMITTEELouise Craver Preston CutlerGeorg Mann see it is the purpose of The Greeks Have a Wwd.Certain faults of a given fraternity are apparentand agreed upon by upperclassmen, but the hap¬less freshman cannot get that advantageous pointof view except through some medium such as TheDaily Maroon.Any fraternity that feels slighted may havethe use of the Letters to the Editor column at anytime.THE PRESIDENTSAYSMany undergraduates are afflicted with a boun¬tiful ego which complains that the President ofthe University should find time to chat with themat least once a week in front of Cobb.The President, on the other hand, has a dis¬tinct lack of ego which causes him to hesitate toimpose his opinions upon students informally oradministratvely. We agree that his stand is verydignified and reasonable.But undergraduate ego has won the first bout:President Hutchins has agreed to address thestudent body at large at the chapel on December12 and to contribute an occasional column to TheDaily Maroon, starting with today’s issue.»—J.P.B. GraduatePapers,-By SCRIBLERUS-The Travelling BazaarBy SIDNEY HYMANNight Editor: David H. KutnerAssistants: Nicholson and WrightFriday, November 24, 1933FOOTBALL MENAND FOOTBALLSSagacious employees of the athletic departmentlocked the Maroon varsity squad in the lockerroom the other evening until three footballs couldbe recovered. The incident was both trivial andsi^inificant.Severe critics of intercollegiate athletics wouldcite this instance of stealing footballs as evidencefavoring the dogma that varsity athletes are inthe game for what they can get out of it.Argument against such acid indictment wouldbe necessarily sentimental: the boys want a bonafide memento to exhibit to their grand-childrenduring dramatic narrations about that long stringof Maroon moral victories back in ’33.Both the above criticism and justification areextreme and therefore wrong.The equipment was made away with in a gen¬ial spirit of horseplay, not petty thievery. Wepredict that drastic, lock-in measures taken bythe University athletic department will not rem¬edy the situation, but aggravate it.:OME HOME, BOYS,^LL IS FORGIVENA homecoming is more appropriate for a los-[ig team than for an aggregation of champions,lupporting a losing team means something; sup-lorting a winning team demonstrates human pre-erence for the band wagon.We compliment the University by stating thatlomecomings have ceased to be traditional,ichool spirit here consists not of drunken cheer-ig, but quiet loyalty.The homecoming tomorrow has been under-iken by the Senior class and inspired by a Uni-ersity spirit, not school spirit.The Daily Maroon has stated that it will backle team to the final cheer or the last gasp of the)artmouth game.But we plead for no more moral victories,^hich seem to demand something between a cheernd a groan—it is very futile and uncomfortable.We expect that the Alma Mater will not bejng tomorrow.THE TRUTH ABOUTFRATERNITIESSince the function of any newspaper is to ap¬proach the truth as closely as possible on currenthappenings, institutions, and trends. The DailyMaroon is making a sincere effort toward absoluteverity in its column. The Greeks Have a Word.Ths column assumes that there is somethinggood and something bad to reveal about eachfraternity on campus. It is prepared to admitthat the good in every case outweighs the bad.We are even prepared to defend that statement.To represent each fraternity as upperclassmen THE MOONSHINES BRIGHT OVER GALEAND MILLIKANA prominent friend of the University who spentthe summer travelling through the mountain reg¬ions of Kentucky was singularly impressed with aparticular hill-billy cabin, and he paused to sur¬vey it more ciosely. As he approached the cabin,a scraggly v rman emerged and asked him if hewould help her release a kitten which was trappedunder the kitchen. This being done, the prominentfriend of the University was invited into thecabin where he engag;ed the woman in con¬versation. To his question as to the whereaboutsof her husband, the woman replied that he hadbeen jailed for selling moonsine. And, she added,“It’s all due to the University of Chicago! It’s alldue to the University of Chicago!"This denunciation aroused the visitor’s curiosityand he begged the woman to develope her thesis.“Well," she said, “the people we sold the liccer tocomplained that it burned their insides out. Thefederal men heard about it, and off went my hus¬band to the hoosegow. But, mister, all we weredoing was following the directions in this yarbook. It’s all due to the University. . . .to the Uni¬versity,’’ she kept on mumbling.She then drew out, to the visitors amazement,a copy of GALE AND MILLIKAN ON ELE¬MENTARY PHYSICS, which had been her hus¬band’s recipe book.♦ ♦ ♦This man was about fifty years of age. Hewalked as though he momentarily expected ahand to clutch him from behind to the accompani¬ment of a voice that exclaimed, “Thou art theman!" Time and again he cast a fleeting glanceat me, and when he saw that I persisted in keep¬ing on his trail, he increased his gait. Faster andfaster he went, I followed. Suddenly he broke outinto an open run. Down one street he went, upanother, round a corner and over a fence. Unfor¬tunately for the man, he ran up a blind alley andwhen I dimed the last fence that lead into thealley, I saw the man slump and fall to the ground.Cautiously I approached him. Now I was stand¬ing over his convulsive body. “So you know it, doyou?" he gasped. “Know what!” I commanded.“So you know that I. . . .was the man; that I wasthe man that fumbled the ball. ... on the oneyard line of the Chicago-Dartmouth gameof “98." He then fainted away.* ♦ ♦Red Light Day in Wisconsin-Cardbial HeadlineHistory “Sororities Neck and Neck in BadgerSales Campaign"« if IfA righteously indignant crew of S. A. E. torea lobe off my ear explaining “THE LASTROUND UP!" While conceding the fact that wewere merely making jest, we are pleased to an¬nounce that they have given that name to theirparty Saturday night next because it’s the lastget together before prohibition repeal. Their nextone will probably be “THE FIRST ROUND¬ERS."♦ ♦ ♦From the inimitable Jerry Jontrey, last year’ssuper-B. M. O. C., we learn that Bobby Vail hasa very illustrious young brother named Artie,who is still in knee pants. Artie made the tripto Champaign last week with Mr, and Mrs.Trees, Kay, Patty Vail and Bill Watson. Passingby a farm, Artie noticed a man coming out of asmall out-house, on the door of which appeared acrescent and a star. “What kind of a house isthat?” he inquired. So Bill W. leaned over andwhispered his explanation. No more mention wasmade of the incident until thait night after din¬ner, when Artie excused himself and said to Billacross the table, “C’mon, Bill, let’s go for anotherSTAR AND CRESCENT."* if ifIF WE DON’T SEE YOU TONIGHT AT IDANOYES HALL, WON’T YOU PLEASE SAVEUS A DANCE AT THE INTERFRATERNITYBALL? AS WE LAY COUGHINGOur nose is drizzling and oureyes are watering. . . .We feel com¬pletely uncomfortable. And thenwe happened to think of our damn¬ed column in the Maroon and thatit had to be written and all thatand that nobody else will write itbecause they think we’re going toand besides they don’t like to andwe do but we don’t just now andwe are going to anyway and wefeel like a martyr and that’s theonly decent feeling we’ve had allday. Hey, mom, have you got an¬other handkerchief?WHENEVER WE’RE SICKWhenever we’re sick, we startreminiscing. But thi^ time we’re notgoing far back. Just a few years;about people we’ve seen and known,not just heard about. You knowthese, too; come along just a littleway with us onTHE LONG TRAIL BACKDo you rememberWhen Jane Kesner was the vol¬uptuous darling of the Maroon of¬fice; Marion White, her predecessor,who was plenty 0. K. physically andmentally and could certainly putaw’ay loads of food and still pre¬serve that girlish figure; and LouieRidenour, the red-headed AlphaDclt editor of the Maroon who isnow in the Physics department ofthe California Institute of Technol¬ogy?.... How he used to spreadhimself all over the Daily Maroontables and that he was a plenty bigspread? Which actSvity JohnBarden wa.sn’t in when he was afreshman? (we can’t. ... if therewas one!). .. .When a fellow who isnow a senior in school (we sparehim the embarrassment of mention¬ing his name) walked into the AlphaDelt house with his father, looked Iaround, tried the beds and the j.showers and faucets?... .That thenthe father walked up to an import¬ant-looking Alpha Delt undergrad¬uate and said “My son has decidedto pledge this fraternity”?.. .Whatthat important-looking undergradu¬ate told the earnest father?Whether it was fit to print?.... Thefreshman who accepted seven!pledge buttons his first week inschool and then returned six ofToday on theQuadranglesNight editor for the next issue:Howard P. Hudson. Assistants:Frank Moss and Harry Yeidel.MuiicPhonograph concert in Social Sci¬ence assembly hall, 12:30 to 1:15.Lecture“A Challenge to Democracy” bySir Frederick Whyte in Mandel hallat 8:15.DanceHomecoming Dance at Ida Noyeshall from 8 to 12.MiscellaneousStudent Forum in Social Science105 at 12.Freshmen Council in Alumnaeroom of Ida Noyes hall at 12.Interclub Council in North roomof Ida Noyes hall at 12.W. A. A. cozy in the Y. W, C.A. room of Ida Noyes hall at 3:30.Pep session at Bartlett gym at7:30.SATURDAYDanceDance and mixer for freshmenstudents from 8:30 to 12 in IdaNoyes theater.MiscellaneousFootball game, Chicago vs. Dartmouth, at Stagg field at 2.SUNDAYMiscellaneousDelta Sigma Theta tea in Alumnaeroom of Ida Noyes hall at 3:30.Nursery School Faculty tea inStudent Lounge of Ida Noyes hallfrom 4 to 6.Calvert Club meeting in Libraryof Ida Noyes hall at 7.Social Service I .dininistration inY. W. C. A. room of Ida Noyes hallat 5.MONDAYMusicPhonograph concert in Social Sci¬ence Assembly hall, 12:30 to 1:15.MiscellaneousRegistration for freshmen in Cobb102 from 9 to 12 and from 1 to4:30.W. A. A. in Alumni room of IdaNoyes hall from 12 to 1.Pi Delta Phi in Green room ofIda Noyes hall at 7:30.Phi Beta Delta in North room ofIda Noyes hall at 7:30. them?. .. .The name of the fratern¬ity he stayed pledged to?....WhenCecil Storey, the Long Beach, Cali¬fornia athlete who later became in¬eligible, won the intra-mural heavy¬weight with a fast one-two knock¬out of Andy BYislin, the A. T. O.contender?... .That this fellowBrislin was no pushover?.... Whenthe Old Man rode with him in hislittle old electric and the two ofthem cried?....It was just beforethe Yale game?AND CHUCK HOERR SUGGESTSAnd Chuck Hoerr, who is overhere with us eating grapes suggeststhat we ought to make a plea for !fruit, candy, and flowers for all sick |people deserve that, don’t they?!And then we realized that we are |supposed to be anonymous and iChuck suggested that all .such gifts |etc. should be sent to The Daily |Maroon office, but then we’re goingto be well tomorrow and so it’s nouse and besides we’re afraid we’renot .so anonymous after all and no¬ body that knows us would send u.sanything, so we are just wastingspace and time but we like to.ONE AND THE SAMEAt last somebody has realizedthat this is a University and not acollege. The staff of the Cap andGown has just published the Stu¬dent Directory. Formerly it wascalled the undergraduate directoryand naturally only listed undergrad¬uates. But now this Cap and Gownstaff has realized that graduate stu¬dents, even if they be a bit moreinclined to seclusion, are a part ofthe University and that some peo-pie want to know about them too.We can’t seem to arouse ourselvesto a pitch of enthusiastic praise. Wecan only say—it’s about time.DREXEL TflFATRK85S E. 63r«lFri. — Marlene Dietrich — “Sonr ofSong:*.'’Sat.—Spencer Tracy—"Shanrhai Mad-ne««.”Sun.-Mon.—Lee Tracy—"Turn Backthe Clock.”Mat*. Daily 15c till 6:30 Sun, till 2:30 GEORGESMENSSHOP1003 E.55 th St.at EllisQUALITY MERCHANDISEAT POPULAR PRICES“ROYAL SMART SHOES”BLACKHAWKON W AB A S M R AN D O L PMThe University Grill1172 E. 55th St. Cor. Woodlawn and 55thThe 55th St. Home of Gambrinus BeerTom Says—Don’t forget the pep session at Ida Noyes ALSOdon’t forget that we are serving FOOD that willgive both ENERGY and PEP!!SUCH AS:Choice Tender Steak Sandwiches — DeliciousRavioli ^— Italian Spiaghetti withItalian Meat Balls.THE WEEK END SPECIAL:Roast Turkey with All Trimmin’sWe’ll Be Open LateandWe ll Be ExF>ecting YouSTUDENTS — ALUMNICelebrate Homecoming atCLUB MOROCCO66 E. Garheld — 55th StreetSAM RIFAS, Mgr.PresentsA Sensational Dance Bandii andHotter Than Harlem”An All Colored ReviewThe Aristocrats of Eji ter tain mentFor Reservations Call Kenwood 6666NO COVER OR MINIMUM CHARGES FORUNIVERSITY STUDENTSVPage ThreeFRIDAY. NOVEMBER 24. 1933DAILY MAROON SPORTSMaroon Squad Hopes toWin Last Major BattleChicago Team Looks Bestin Big IntersectionalTilt Tomorrow(Continued from page 1)praised too much. Pete is one of thefastest men in the country on thefootball field and is able to turn thisgift to good advantage. He is shifty,hard driving, and aggressive on thefield. Bob Zuppke, after seeing himplay at Champaign, said that he wasone man that could make any firstteam in the country.Vin Sahlin is also playing a bril¬liant game. Little Vin seems tohave reached the form that his play¬ing as a sophomore seemed to pointto. Sahlin’s pass catching is all outof proportion to his size. A back-field with these two men playingas they are now would be excep¬tional in Chicago history, but to addto it the playing of Jay Berwangerand Ewald Nyquist is to almostdouble its all around effectiveness.B«rwang«r Adds PowerBerwanger is certainly beginning ito demonstrate the verity of thehundreds of press releases abouthim. He will live up to all superla¬tives before he leaves Chicago.Nyquist, who completes the back-field quartet, and Ell Patterson,playing in the backfield on defense,are strong tacklers and do most ofthe work in backing up the line.The attack of botn (earns to¬morrow will be based on forwardpa.-^sing. The Maroons have devel¬oped their air game with an eyeto the abilities of the Dartmouthteam. Jocko Stengel, the quarter¬back, Hill, and Deckert will do thepassing for the Big Green. CAPTAIN ZIMMER,SIX SENIORS PLAYLAST VARSITY GAMEOf the Chicago team which en¬ters its final game of the 1933 sea¬son Saturday, six men will be lostto the 1934 squad by graduation.The Maroon struggle to regain itsplace in the top rank of the BigTen has made appreciable progressthis season.The six men who will graduateare: Capt. Peter Zimmer, VinsonSahlin, Robert Wallace, WalterManeikis and Wayne Rapp of thepresent group of letter men andWilliam Berg, reseive fullback.For three years captain Zimmerhas been one of the best halfbacksin the Big Ten. He started his ca¬reer in his sophomore year whenhe defeated Iowa with an 80 yardreturn of a punt. He has since beena spectacular runner as well as afine passer and defensive player.Sahlin has been a fighting, effec¬tive player for three seasons, carry¬ing much of the burden of offenseand in three seasons has scored 90points for Chicago.Maneikis ’one of the mainstays ofthis season’s line as he was last yearhas shouldered a great deal of theteam’s defensive duties and he hasplayed his position efficiently, con¬tributing greatly to the strengthen¬ing of the center of the line.Wallace who first won his letter itwo years ago, has used his trackspeed to good advantage on thegridiron while Berg, who began asa guard was shifted to end and thisyear played fullback. DARTMOUTH INDIANSEND HARD SCHEDULEIN SATURDAY’S TILTThe Dartmouth team which comesto Stagg field to play Coach Shaugh-nessy’s Maroon squad will be wind¬ing up one of the hardest schedulesany college team has played thisseason. Originally expected to playthe poorest football of years, theIndians have outdone themselvesSaturday after Saturday to scare, ifnot to beat some of the finest clubsin the East.A comparison of the starting line¬ups from the first of the seasonshows a constant increase of namesand players rated second stringersat the beginning of the season andnow in the regular lineup. Nine ofthe eleven Hanoverians who willstart against Chicago did not appearin the Green lineup for the firstgame of the season.Against Chicago the Indians maybe expected to play a bruising de¬fensive game, if they have recover¬ed from the period of depressionwhich they entered after the Prince¬ton loss. They will also have astrong passing attack, mainly be¬cause of the return of Jack Hill whowas in.jured in their Pennsylvaniaencounter.Captain Phil Glazer and BobMichelet are Dartmouth’s two bestmen, Glazer having proved himselfa successful leader when entru.stedwith the power of substituting anyman on the team at any time hedesires, while Michelet has playedall of Dartmouth’s six games thisseason without replacement. RayHulsart, Moe Frankel, Don Erion,Bill Embry and El Camp will alsogive the Big Ten representatives alot of trouble.BEFORE THE GAMEGLIMPSES OF THE GRID CLASHESGAMES TOMORROWDartmouth at ChicafoPurdua at IndianaMichigan at NorthwaaternIllinois at Ohio StateWisconsin at MinnesotaIowa at NebraskaBy TOM BARTONTomorrow’s battles will mark theclose of the one of the closest andmost interesting Big Ten grid sea¬son in some years. Upsets, unex¬pected strength shown by the sup¬posed weaker teams, and a generalrevival of football interest havefeatured the conference season nownearing its end.The games tomorrow are a.s color¬ful a.s any others this year. The Chi-cago-Dartmouth intersectional scrappromises the most excitement. The-Maroons, who have been threaten¬ing to cut loose all sea.son may findtheir scoring punch. We pick Chi¬cago to win by two touchdowns.Purdue to WinPurdue and Indiana will put ontheir traditional civil war. The gamewill be close but Purdue’s twelvecylinder backfield, which has onlybeen hitting on about eight, willprobably bring home a victory.Michigan and Northwestern mayput on a real thriller, providing thePurple can find the handle to thehall. Fumbles have wrecked Worth-western’s chances all year, but theymay cra.sh through. How’ever, we’re not going contrary to dope and weselect the Wolverines to defeat thePurple and to win their fourth con¬secutive Big Ten title.Illinois and Ohio State will bestruggling for third place in theConference spotlight. Illinois didn’tlook like third place in the Big Tenlast week and we pick the Buckeyesto win. Minnesota should rompover Wisconsin.Iowa’s football team which pro¬vided the major surprise perform¬ance of the year, battle Nebraska’srejuvenated gridmen. Nebraskahas had a fair season and we maybe inviting disaster, but we pickNebraska to win. Alumni Fete FootbaUPlayers at AnnualDinner December 7CLASSIFIED ADSWONDERFUL OPPORTUNITYfor a steady income. Selling hosiery.Buy at wholesale ptices. 300 W.Adams St. Room 419. The annual football dinner ofthe Chicago Alumni Club for the Ma¬roon football team will be heldThursday, December 7, at the .Uni¬versity Club, President William Gor-gas of the club announced yesterday.In the days of A. A. Stagg the din¬ner came late in the playing seasonand was used as a “keying” session.This year, however, the club decidedin favor of a later date, so that thed.nner could be made an expressionof alumni appreciation of theteam’s efforts.Several new features will be add¬ed to the program of the dinnei’, atwhich the entire varsity squad andthe freshman team will be theguests. The election of the 1934football captain will be held at thedinner, and the choice of the squadfor the “most valuable” player willbe announced. Award of varsity let¬ters and freshman numerals alsowill be made at the dinner.BEFORE or AFTERTHE CAME — THEATRE OR DANCEVisit thePalm Grove Innat 56th St. and Outer Driveby the Shore of Lake MichiganWhere There Is a Unique AtmosphereWhere the Finest People MeetWhere the Best of Food Is ServedPlease Come inFor a Delicious Waffle - A Tender SteakFresh Sea Food - A Good Stein of BeerThat Famous Chicken Barbecueor what ever you will wish to eat.Try thePalm Grove InnPLENTY OF FREE PARKING SPACEWe Deliver — Hyde Park 1020 Phi B. D. Wins Second TouchballChampionship by Beating PanthersPhi Beta Delta for the second suc¬cessive year captured the champion¬ship in intramural touchball bytrouncing the U-JHigh Panthers yes¬terday, 25 to 7. The Phi B. D.’snow have piled up a string of 17straight victories in two years ofplay. Third place in the fraternitydivision was gained yesterday byDelta Kappa Epslon who outclassedAlpha Delta Phi, 12 to 0.Starting out as if to run up alarge score and playing an easy,experienced game, the victors push¬ed over a touchdown early in thefirst half on a pretty center-pivotplay, Marver finally crossing theline. But the independent outfitgave them a scare when a long passfrom Don Howard to Lewis whoflipped to Bob Adair was good forsix Panther points with the extraone added on a nice pass fromPhemister to Howard.Yedor Score* for WinnersA long heave from Trev Weissto Marver on a pretty play whotossed to Yedor was good enoughto lick U-High. Yedor also count¬ed for the extra point on a center-pivot play. On the fiist play of thelast half Nelson intercepted aPanther pass and flipped to Redmanwho ran 30 yards to a touchdown.Another interception, this time byPrince was good for the last sixmarkers, with Pritikin on the endof a series of short tosses.*Shifty open-field running by Hay¬den Wingate and Norm Howard wastoo much for the Alpha Delts. With the Alpha Delt defense faked thewrong way Howard had no troublein running 40 yards to a touchdownin the first half, while a score on aninterception and two running playsall by Wingate, clinched the gamein the concluding half. KIMBARK HOTELRates $5.50 Up24 HOUR SERVICE105 RoomsNewly decorated with privatebaths, tubs and showers.6324 Kimbark Ave.Phone Plaza 4500SPECIAL OFFER — PHILCO RADIOS*1= down per weekEXPERT REPAIR SERVICEOpe n Evenings Until 10A. J. F. LOWE & SON1217 E. 55th St. Midway 0782Chicago’s Greatest Sensation!Treat Yourself to a Royal Nightin theJOSEPH URBAN ROOMChicago's Smartest Supper Club^ NoFOR GOujmaiti.sfmm ktmCmm* MHt Oalahar 1. 1.BfOSBB BUSDIBSSU6■aa^alpli 4»4(tROSE GARDENFLOWER SHOPCorsages Delivered1458 E. 53rd St H. P. 6007 SpendNoMore per Coverperson ChargeSaturday Night—$2.00Dance to the Superb Rhythm ofCARLOS MOLINAand his 16 piece OrchestraCAY NEW FLOOR SHOWEarly Reservations Suggested.Congress HotelWhere to WorshipTHE FIRST UNITARIANCHURCHWoodlawn Avenue and East 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, D.D., MinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 1933I :00 A. M.—‘'Pilgrim Liberty and Liberal¬ism Today."5 :00 P. M. — Thanksgiving Day Festival.Readings from the Psalms, Isaiah and theGospels will be interpreted by the danc¬ing of Miss Erika Thimey and membersof the Channing Club. HYDE PARK METHODISTCHURCHBlackstone Ave. and Fifty-Fourth StreetGeorge H. Parkinson, PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, NOVEMBER 26, 193310:00 A. M.—Church School.1 1 :00 A. M.—Musical Program by the Um¬brian Colored Men’s Chorus. Sermon:"Shouting and Singing the Gospel," or"Organized Emotion in Saving Mankind."7:00 P. M.—Young People’s Society, Ep-worth League.A church home with a welcome, a message, and anopportunity to invest your personality in service.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Otfice: 4945 DorchesterAvenueTel. Oakland 3185Rev. George H. ThomasRev. Donald W. Crawford, B.D.SUNDAY SERVICES:Holy Communion, 8:00 A.M.Church School Service, 9:30A.M.Morning Service, 11:00 A.M.Evening Service, 5:00 P.M.Young People’s Society, 6:00P.M. ATTENDTHECHURCHESTHEYAREINTERESTEDIN YOU The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 and9:30 A. M.Choral Eucharist, 11:00 A. M.Evensong, 5:00 P. M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andmeditation.CHRIST CHURCH (Episcopal)65th and Woodlawn Ave.The Rev. Walter C. Bihler, M. A., RectorSUNDAY SERVICES, NOVEMBER 26, 19337:30 A. M.—Holy Communion.10:00 A. M.—Church School.I 1 :00 A. M.—Holy Communion and Sermon.5:30 P. M.—Young People’s Fellowship.A Cordial Welcome Awaits You. UNIVERSITY CHURCH OFDISCIPLES OF CHRIST5655 University AvenueDr. Edward Scribner Ames, MinisterSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 193310:30 A. M.—Communion Service.I 1 :00 A. M.—Sermon subject: "Thanksgiv¬ing in 1933,” Dr. Ames.6:00 P. M.—Wranglers Club. Tea and pro¬gram.toasted ”FOB THBOAT FROTECnOM—l't>R BETTER TASTEOopyrtflit. 1933,The A]neri<«iiTobacco Co. eAxWAYS thejinest tobaccosAlhmtS thejinest ivorhmanshipAjjwaXS XucAiesplease IIt’s easy to see why so many women preferLucky Strike. Luckies are fully packed withlong strands of choice tobaccos, round andfirm to the very tips. That means Luckiesalways draw easily, always burn smoothly.It also means no annoying loose ends tocling to lips or mess up the nice thingsin a woman’s purse. And every daymore and more women are showing theirappreciation by saying “Luckies please”.IPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 24, 1933SAINT GEORGE GRILLMiciway at Blackstone Ave.Goose Dinner, Sun. 30c up—Chicken Dinner, Sat. 30c upHOME MADE CANDIES BASKETEERS STARTSERIOUS PRACTICEFOR OPENING GAME SOCIETYbySUZANNE◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄◄AAAAAAAA FIRST OF THE SEASON!COLLEGE RALLYTO-NITEAt Millard and Seymour’sOLD MEXICO64th and Cottage GroveSee and HearCampus Talent with Lavish Old Mexico ShowINTRODUCTORY OFFER TOMAROON READERSGood Only Friday, Nov. 24Price Two for 50cNo Minimum or Cover ChargeAdmission 50c Without This TicketOLD MEXICO--64th and Cottage ►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►► Basketball practice enters a sec-I ond and more intensive phase start-I ing Monday, when all varsity cag-I ers start practicing every day at 4.i With only a little more than a week! remaining before the season openeragainst North Central college on De-! cember 2, Coach Norgren is begin¬ning to pick probable starters fori that contest.Although practice thus far hasbeen limited to work in fundamen¬tals, with the close of the footballseason and return to the squad ofPeterson, Lang and Flinn, CoachI Norgren will focus attention on theshort-passing, fast breaking offense |that he features.Those men who will most likely' break into the lineup in the coursei of the North Central game are thej veterans Tommy Flinn and Bob El-dred at forward, B'ob Langford atj center, and Edward Beeks at guard.They will be supplemented by five: sophomores, foiwards Dick DorseyI and Bill Stapleton, Gordon Peter-j son at center, and Stan Kaplan andI Bill Lang at the guards.Bill Haarlow will play if he be-j comes eligible before the game, andwill occupy one of the forward posi-I tions. Bob Pjie, Ray Weiss andI Leo Oppenheim will not be in at- ^I tendance until next quarter. j Homecomings! Such a gala ..ssort-ment of parties as we have sched¬uled for the next few days theseold eyes- never did behold. No fool¬ing, rumor has it that there aren’tenough girls to go around, and thefellows will have to split their datesso that everyone can get a breakfoj the week-end.Whether we win or just make ifirst downs tomorrow's, you can cel- jebrate practically all the time be- ,fore and after the game. Our Mis-:ter Rapp and his committee have jfomented a dance at Idy this eve-1ning at which there’ll be club gills |and men a-plenty, as the clubees jhave to sell tickets or pay for them ‘themselves. Then, there’ll be a re¬union of alumnae women at a lun¬cheon at the Broadmoor hotel be¬fore the game, as well as a tea in• he Reynolds club for all and sun- ,dry afterwards.While we’re on the subject ofteas, the last football of the seasonfinds open houses at the DEKE, AL¬PHA DELT, PSI U, CHI PSI, PHI 'GAM and Z. B. T. “frat clubs” (as iHariy Morrison would say) whilethere’ll be dancing as well with the jPHI PSPS and BETA’S.It’s a party at the CHI PSI lodge I in the evening. The D. U.’s arecelebrating the opening of Irration¬al House iat their manse. There’llbe a lobby with bellhops, a roofgarden for twirling, and mikes, ele¬vators and Bob Hepple to give at¬mosphere. The S. A. E.’s are say¬ing farew'ell to the speakeasy bytransforming their house into theclub Minerva. The last round-up ofillicit liquids wdll be celebrated.As if all this isn’t enough, theKAPPA SIG’s will be dancing to themusic of the orchestra which playedat SoSho last summer; the KAPP.\NU'S are having a formal party inhonor of their new initiates andgraduates who have returned forHOMECOMING; and there’ll bemerry-making with the PHI KAP¬PA SIGMA’S, the T. K. E.’s, andthe PHI PI PHI’S.If you’re a freshman, of courseyou’re going to your Woman’s,Council dance at Ida Noyes tomor¬row' evening. -\ll indications pointto a lot of fun in that direction.KIMBARK GARDENAPTS.5317 Kitnbark AvenueElegantly furn. apts. Perfectlylaid out to accommodategroups of young people. Com¬plete service including maid,linens. Reasonable. See Jan¬itor. THANKSGIVINGSPECIAL!^EAST and Southaast-Round tripi for th« uiu«I lowon* wtr fare plui ($1.00) tomoat point! u far Beat MBuffalo, N. r., Pittaburfh, Pa.,and Parkeraburg, W. 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