Vol. 34 No. 31 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1933 Price Three CentsThe GreeksHave a Word—By HARRY MORRISON—CHI PSIEveryone else calls it the nouse,but the boys all call it the “lodge.”Incidentally, after two years, I havefound that the lodge refers to thebuilding itself and not to the fra¬ternity. There are a lot of fellowsover at the lodge who just sort ofhang around and don’t say muchand do an awful lot, guys like Har¬ry Brown, of whom a lot of peoplenever heard and who all of a sud¬den turns up as a candidate for aRhodes Scholar.ship. Then there area lot of guys w’ho hang around andact as if they are doing something,and end up doing nothing. And thenthere are a lot of guys who justhang around, guys like Ham Abra¬hams.Chi Psi was never anything buta social organization. The originalmembers never attempted to delveinto the mysteries of higher astron¬omy or the lower orders of Platy-helminthes. They founded theirorder in 1841 at Union College pure¬ly and simply because they likedeach other, and they’ve been goingalong ever since on that basis alone.The Chicago chapter was establish¬ed in 1898, which makes it one ofthe earlier fraternal organizationson this campus.ACTIVITYThe active chapter is well repre¬sented in campus activities. The ab¬bot of Blackfriars is a Chi Psi, andthe lodge has several men workingin the organization. The businessmanager of The Daily Maroon is a imember of this worthy group, and ,are represented by sophomore onthe Maroon editorial and businessstaff. Tho secaricatures you saw inlast months’ Phoenix were by apledge who is a sophomore in theUniversity.Several Chi Psis are working inthe Dramatic Association and havehad parts in the last plays, althoughnone of them hold offices in any ofthe dramatic organizations.SLAPSIt might be noted that, althoughhere the Chi Psis seem to hold topoffices, there are very few men inthe lower classes to take the placesof these men, so that in the nearfuture it is very likely that Chi Psiwill not be as well represented in theoffices mentioned as they are now.There are no outstanding, that is,“star” athletes in the lodge at thepresent time. Last year they hadthree captains; this year they areconfined to “men in several sports”and no men on teams.MEATTo get to the meat of the articleand to the part that I presume mostpeople read the column for, (if peo¬ple do read it at all), the monthlybill, including dues, board, room,and entertainment fees averages $56a month, with no extra a.ssessments.The monthly bill for those livingoutside the house and eating sevenmeals a week at the lodge comes to$25 a month, and includes all assess¬ments. The initiation fee, which in¬cludes a catalogue, a life subscrip¬tion to the fraternity magazine,and a badge, is $75. The house isowned by the alumni association.An interesting fact that I haven’tcome, across in any other fraternity,a condition which I think would notbe found in many other fraternitiesis the utter lack of unpaid debts onthe books. In the history of thelocal chapter there has been onlyone account receivable.Not to be outdone by the AlphaDelts they have started a new planlibrary. They plan to buy the ren¬tal sets for the survey courses andpay for them by charging thebrothers a small fee for the use ofthe books until the books are paidfor.THAT’S ALLAnd that’s Chi Psi—a goodbunch of boys. They serve goodlunches, their Bohemian party isgood for a whole week-end, andthe boys at the lodge are plenty 0.K.PLEDGINGPhi Kappa Psi announces thepledging of Bob Conner of SiouxCity, Iowa. OGBURN BLAMESATTACKS ON NBATO BUSINESS LAGFormer Consumer HeadAddresses SociologyClub TonightThe increasing unpopularity of theNRA at present is due to the factthat business conditions are now go¬ing down hill, inthe opinion ofj William F. Og-burn, professor ofSociology, who isto address the So¬ciology club thisevening on “TheNRA and the Fu¬ture.” The talkwill be given inSocial Science 122at 7:30.Professor Og-burn was chair¬man of PresidentHoover’s committee on SocialTrends a year agx) and thissummer was chairman of the Con¬sumers Advisory board of the NRA.“Criticisms of the NRA are com¬ing in from the right of big busine.ssand from the left of the farmers.President Roosevelt,” professor Og-burn explains, “has taken a positionon the left and the lines of battleare now forming. Liberals and radi¬cals are to be expected to line upwith Roosevelt while big businesswill mobilize on the other side.”Trouble for Roosevelt AheadIn this movement professor Og-burn sees the end of the Roosevelthoneymoon period^hich has lastedlonger thin Tor rnost presidehts.' Thebig issue is the relation of businessand government. Business doesn’twant to be controlled by the govern¬ment. They could get along withoutthis control if they went back tocompetition, but if the tendency toeliminate factors of competition andmove toward monopoly prices con¬tinues, the government will neces¬sarily have to be an advisor or super¬visor.If business conditions become anyworse, professor Ogburn expectsthis fight to be an extremely bitterone and the attacks on the NRAeasier. If conditions take a turn •forthe better soon, he looks for theNRA to become less unpopular andbelieves President Roosevelt will bemore successful in his fight. Hethinks the chances are that condi¬tions will improve.N. S. L. SPONSORSTALKS BY ARTIST,BRITISH WRITERWm. F. OgburnMorris Topchevsky, artist, andJohn Strachey, British author, willspeak on the campus this week un¬der the auspices of the NationalStudent League. Topchevsky willappear at 4:30 tomorrow in IdaNoyes, following a tea open to thepublic, while Strachey will speakSaturday night in Mandel Hall.A former associate of Dieg^o Rivera,Topchevsky has studied and taughtart in Mexico, and is at present aninstructor at Lincoln Center andHull House. In his discussion of“Revolutionary,Art in United Statesand Mexico,” the artist will includeseveral of his own paintings.“Fascism or Communism in Eu¬rope” is Strachey’s topic for theSaturday night lecture. This Britishwriter and lecturer is the author oftwo recent best-sellers, “The Com¬ing Struggle for Power,” and “TheMenace of Fascism.”TALKS ON AGRICULTUREN. C. Murray, of Curtis Clementand Company, will speak on “Con¬trol of Agricultural Production”at the weekly round table discussionmeeting of the Graduate Club ofEconomics and Business. This dis¬cussion will be held Thursday inHaskell Commons room at 4:30.Last week’s meeting of the clubwas cancelled because the speakerwas suddenly called to New York. Oxford SelectsAffirmative Sideof Radio DebateThe debate team of Oxford Uni¬versity has chosen the affirmative Hold JournalismExamination TodayThe Daily Maroon training school jfor freshman candidates for the staffof the student newspaper will closetoday as its 65 members take their Burgess ViewsCrime in RussiaTomorrow Night“New Men—New Crimes” will bethe topic of the lecture Di. Ernestside of the question “Resolved: ThatDemocracy has failed,” for theirradio debate with the University De¬bate Union Saturday at 4.The speakers for the Union willbe announced Thursday. At presenttwenty of the ablest of the Uniondebaters are preparing for the try¬outs, according to S. McKee Rosen,director of debate. N. B. C. is co-,'operating with the British Broadcast¬ing Company in presenting the de¬bate, which will he broadcast overa nation wide network. The local out¬let will be either WMAQ or KYW.The debate will, last thirty min¬utes; each of the four speakers tak¬ing part in the debate will have sev¬en minutes to put across his points.The University team will broadcasteither from Mitchell Tower, or fromthe N. B. C. studios because of theirbetter broadcasting facilities.At the weekly meeting of theUnion tomorrow night, two teamschosen from within the Union willdebate on the subject “Resolved:That the Powers of the Presidencyshould be substantially increased asa settled policy.” Carl Thomas andMax Fineberg will defend the af¬firmative, vhile the negative will beupheld by ....ewis Dexter and WilliamScau. The meeting will be held inthe Reynolds club, room A, at 7:45.This is the fir* t time the DebateUnion has engaged in an internation¬al debate and this will be the firsedebate of the season with anotherschoK)l.FRESHMEN BENEFITBY NEW, SIMPLIFIED^ REGISTRATION PLAN“Freshmen who entered the Uni¬versity this fall will have the ad¬vantage of a new, simplified systemof advanced registration,” statedErnest C. Miller, Recorder, yester¬day. “The new system will take lesstime than the old and will elimin¬ate the tedious procedure of stand¬ing in line for class tickets.”Quoting from the bulletin issuedby the Bureau of Records: “OnMonday, November 27, 1933, in theBureau of Records, Cobb 162), cla.sstickets for the Winter Quarter willbe issued for freshmen who enter¬ed the College in the Autumn Quar¬ter, 1933. These class tickets willnot be reaerved after this date,Monday, November 27. Office hoursare from 9 to 12, and from 1 to4:30.Under this system, the class se¬lections the freshmen made in Sep¬tember for the entire year will elim-iate advanced registration for them.A trip to the Recorder’s Office toreceive their class cards, which havealready been made out for them,will replace the old procedure. Bur¬sar’s fees may be paid in the Re¬corder’s office.This new system was institutedprimarily to make advanced regis¬tration easier for the freshmen.Consequently, the Bureau of Rec¬ords has asked that it be given co¬operation to the fullest extent sincemuch additional work is necessitat¬ed by the change.Cap and Gown StaffBegins Distribution ofDirectory WednesdaySecond to the three publicationsof the Cap and Gown staff, the Uni¬versity directory will be ready fordistribution Wednesday or Thurs¬day. Included between its silver andmaroon covers this year are thenames, home and University ad¬dresses, telephone numbers, and fra¬ternal and club connections of un¬dergraduates as usual, and also ofgraduate students. In addition, thenames of freshmen and graduateswill be indicated as such.W. Alvin Pitcher, Sigma AlphaEpsilon, has been appointed circula¬tion manager for the directory.Named to assist him are John Ford,Helen Carey, Alberta Schmidt,James Melville, Dan Heindel, FredCollins, and Norman Taub. comprehensive examination at 3:30in Harper M 11.Any first-year student at the Uni¬versity may take this examinationwhether he has attended the class ornot. The course has been conduct¬ed by the Board of Control of TheDaily Maroon strictly on a new planbasis.The comprehensive , examinationwill contain questions on the historyof the University, writing of newsand feature stories, and Daily Ma¬roon routine. On the basis of this ex¬amination approximately 40 fresh¬men will be selected.DRY REPEAL RAISESQUESTION OF LIQUORSALE IN WOODLAWNLocal Prohibition WouldMake University AridAfter Dec. 5What effect will the repeal of theeighteenth amendment have on thesale of liquors in the Universitycommunity? Prior to the enactmentof the prohibition amendment, theWoodlawn, Hyde Park, and othersimilar communities passed laws de¬claring those areas dry. Now, withthe repeal, interest centers on thequestion of whether the Universityareas will continue to be governedby the earlier laws, or become wetagain. .. .These, earlier laws, regulating thesale of liquors within four miles ofthe University, are being consideredat other Illinois universities. So faras the application of the “four mile”law at the University of Illinois isconcerned, the law will continue tobe in effect after the repeal beginsto operate. Authorities there havebeen told that separate legislative ac¬tion will be necessary to change thestatus at the University of Illinois.However questions of administra¬tion, including liquor control havealways been in the hands of the Uni¬versity authorities at the Universityof Illinois. In Woodlawn, popularlegal opinion seems to indicate thatthe repeal of the eighteenth amend¬ment will mean the repeal of localliquor restriction laws.By this reasoning the University,included in the Woodlawn areawhich had voted dry prior to theeighteenth amendment, will becomewet with the rest of the nation.MARION AND JIMENTERTAIN RADIOCLASS MEMBERSMr, and Mrs James Jordan, bet¬ter known to radio listeners asMarion and Jim, paid a visit to thecampus yesterday and gave the classin radio broadcasting a sample ofone of their many songs and skivs.Their work was the first of the class’sinstruction in radio dramatics.In the discussion previous to theirentertainment Marion and Jim talkedinformally on what material appealsmost to radio listeners, what theaudience thinks of dramatic pro¬grams, and the peculiar places fromwhich ideas for skits originate.Menace of Fascism.”“Home stuff goes over best onmost skits,” Jim said. “People takea serious interest in the characterson the radio, and like types that arefamiliar. The best way to build upinterest is to abuse a certain char¬acter. Then scores of letters will ar¬rive protesting against it.”SOCIAUST CLUB MEETSClarence Senior, national execu¬tive secretary of the Socialist party,will discuss the Socialist program forstudents tonight at 8 in Harper Mil.The Socialist Club is sponsoring Mr.Senior’s appearance, and the meetingis open to the public.Mr. Senior was an American del¬egate to the Labor and Socialist In¬ternational held in Paris last Au¬gust W. Burgess, professor of Sociology,will give tomorrownight at 8:15 inMandel Hall. Thisis the fourth andlast of the Park-B’urgess lectures.Dr. Burgess re-turned recentlyfrom his secondtrip to Russia.During his firstjourney, he madean extensive studyof twenty villagesin the Soviet Un¬ion. On the secondtrip he spent his time studying theRussian criminological institutes,prisons, hospitals for the criminalinsane and rehabilitation colonies forcriminals.Because Dr. Burgess has studiedcrime and its social treatment inthe United States for many years,he is an authority in this field. In1928 he developed a statistical pre¬diction system for paroled prison¬ers which was adopted by the Illi¬nois legislature.Dr. Burgess has supervised theresearch work of the Chicago Ur¬ban League for the past threeyears and is at present director olthe Behavior Research Fund.PEP SESSION, DANCE,GAmiLON RECITAL TOCLIMAX HOMECOMINGHomecoming activities, in con¬junction with the Dartmouth game,ranging from a pep session anddance to a carillon recital, are beingwhipped into shape for Friday andSaturday by the senior class counciland the Student Social Committee.Tickets go on sale today for theHomecoming dance in Ida Noyes Fri¬day evening from 8 to 12. Womenwill be admitted free to the dance,while tickets for men, priced at 25cents, may be obtained at the men’sresidence halls and fraternityhouses. Salesmen appointed by How¬ard Hudson, in charge of financesfor the dance, include A1 Bonady,Hans Riemer, John Webster, CharlesNicola, James Melville, and LaurenceSmith, in the dormitories, and JackAllen, Deke; Charles Merrifield, Al¬pha Delt; Dick Anderson, Kappa Sig;Ed Boehm, Phi Psi; and Joe Wearin,Psi U.Special arrangements have been [made with Frederick Marriott, cha- jpel organist and carilloneur, to play Ithe Dartmouth and Chicago Alma |Mater songs on the Laura Spellman IRockefeller Carillon immediately fol¬lowing the game Saturday afternoon.Other Chicago songs will be includ¬ed in the recital.A get-together for the alumniwill be held in the Reynolds clubafter the game. Ruth Works and'Lorraine Watson were chosen toseek the cooperation of the wom¬en’s clubs to aid in providing dough¬nuts and coffee.Case, McNeill WriteReligious Biographyof Christian Leaders jDean Shirley Jackson Case andProfessors John T. McNeill and Wil¬liam W. Sweet of the Divinityschool are collaborating on a historyof Christianity to be written froma biographical point of view. Thebook, w'hich will be entitled “Mak¬ers of Christianity,” will be publish¬ed by Henry Holt and company.Volume I, “Jesus to Charle¬magne,” is being written by DeanCase; Volume II will be written byProfessor McNeill; and Volume IIIby Professor Sweet. The first vol¬ume will be off the press probablyby next summer.Dean Case will deliver a lectureon “The Ministry as a Profession”at 3:30 Thursday in Swift 106, spon-I sored by the Vocational Guidance. REVIVE COMMENT,CAMPUS CRITICAL,LITERARYJ>APERSubscriptions on Saleat Maroon Officefor Fifty CentsComment, a literary and criticalquarterly, will make its appearanceon campus twice this year, in themiddle of January and early in May.Completely reorganized from lastyear’s enterprise. Comment offers aseason sponsorship subscription for50 cents, purchaseable at the officeof The Daily Maroon iit LexingtonHall.Charles Tyroler, Delta Kappa Ep¬silon, and associate editor of Com¬ment last year, heads the editorialstaff of this year’s quarterly. As¬sisting him are John Barden, editor-in-chief of The Daily Maroon, andFarrell Toombs, Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon, who will act in the capacityof associate editors.Staff MembersNathan Krevitsky, Blackfriarsstar, who designed the sets for theChicago Players’ production of“Hamlet,” will be art editor of Com¬ment and will design the magazine.The page will be the same size aslast year.Alvin Pitcher, Sigma Alpha Ep¬silon, and member of the seniorclass council, is business managerof the publication. Assisting himwill be Circulation Manager CharlesGreenleaf, Delta Tau Delta, memberof Blackfriars and the Dramatic As¬sociation, and Advertising ManagerWalter Montgomery, Sigma Chi, cir¬culation manager of The Daily Ma¬roon and adveiftising manager ofthe Cap and Gown.An editorial board has been se¬lected to assist in the publication ofComment, including Martin Gard¬ner, E. Kendrick Porter, LillianSchoen, Norman Modell, GeorgMann, Robert Whitlow, Lois Crom¬well and Sidney Hyman.As in the past, it will be che pol¬icy of the staff to include studentarticles of a literary or critical na¬ture in preference to outside con¬tributions. Last year 500 studentcontributions were received. In theevent, however, that not enough stu¬dent material is received to fill upthe space, faculty members and out¬side authors will be solicited. Con¬tributions will be received at TheDaily Maroon office.NAME PATRONS,PATRONESSES OFI-F BALL NOV. 29Patrons and patronesses for theInterfraternity Ball, to be held atthe Blackstone Hotel on November29, Thanksgiving eve, were an¬nounced yesterday by the Interfra¬ternity committee.The list includes: President andMrs. Robert Maynard Hutchins;Vice-President and Mrs. FredericWoodward; Dean and Mrs. ChaunceyS. Boucher; Dean and Mrs. AaronJ. Brumbaugh; Dean and Mrs. Wil¬liam E. Scott; Dean and Mrs. GeorgeA. Works; Dean and Mrs. WilliamSpencer; Dean and Mrs. Harry A.Bigelow; Dean and Mrs. GordonLaing; Mr. and Mrs. Lennox Grey;Mr. and Mrs. T. N. Metcalf; Mr. andMrs. William Morgenstern; Mr. andMrs. James Weber Linn; and Mr.Harold H. Swift.Paul Ash and his orchestra willfurnish the music for the Interfra¬ternity Ball, which will begin at 10RELIEF CONFERENCEEdith Abbott, Dean of the Schoolof Social Service Administration, isnow attending a federal emergencyrelief conference ■ at the WhiteHouse in Washington. The gatheringwas called by Harry L. Hopkins, ad¬ministrator of the Federal Emerg¬ency Relief Administration, regard¬ing the emergency needs of unem¬ployed women.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NO'.'EMBER 21, 1933iatlg iUarnnnFOUNDED IN 1901The Dally Maroon is the official student newspai)er of theUniversity of Chicsuto, publiiiied mornings except Saturd^,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon CMnpany, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: |2.60i a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily f aroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1908, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly jwrves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTomNo<^ BartonB. Gerson Howard P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence Wi»hniCKBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilHnmWilliam BergmanLoventhal William O’DonnellRobert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSHope FeldmanCharlotte FishmanEdgar Greenebaun'Ruth GrcenbaumCharles HoerrHenry KelleyRaymond Lahr lanet LewyJames MacKensieCurtis MelnickRobert McQuilkenDonald MorrisFrank MossRalph Nicholson )ean PrussingPhilip RossBarker StantonJeanne StolteWilliam WatsonWTlliam WrightHarry YeidelSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexsmder Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SchaarRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Gerald SternJ^nk Davis .Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Craver Preston CutlerGeorg MannNight Editor: Howard M. RichAssistants: Melnick and HoerrTuesday, November 21, 1933COMPREHENSIVES FORCHRISTMAS!Two persons, presumably yearlings, wrote toThe Daily Maroon a letter pungent with the sar¬casm of collegians, indicting the University oncharge of misinformation about comprehensive ex¬aminations.They had understood that new plan examina¬tions would be offered in December and seemedmost unhappily wrathful that such an offering wasnot among the plans of the Board of Examiners.After carefully extracting the sarcasm, we con¬cluded that the letter did have some point—a testthat most letters will not stand.The literature sent out by the Office of StudentPromotion to high school students does state thatexaminations will be offered at the end of everyquarter. Their more recent pamphlets do notspecifically mention this new plan examinationprinciple, but since the University sends to inter¬ested prep seniors all literature—both new andold—we admit with regret we cannot expect sub¬freshmen to perceive which is more recent andcorrect.Again, the University has been explaining fortwo years that financial economy makes Decembercomprehensives impossible.Now economy in these times is almost an in¬destructible argument, but in this case we thinkthe University might profit by pausing to pon¬der.Is it more costly to give the comprehensive ex¬aminations every quarter than to allow the pres¬tige of the new plan to fall?There are those on campus who imply more inmalicious pleasure than in worthy righteousnessa decline of prestige through misrepresentationand avoidance of principle.Upon investigation we predict that no morethan thirty persons will desire to take any com¬prehensive in December.Surely the Board of Examiners, created for thesole purpose of devising examinations, could thinkup and administer an appropriate number of ques¬tions to thirty students without costing the Uni¬versity one cent for overtime and without morethan one hired proctor.At the end of winter quarter the Board of Ex¬aminations every quarter than to allow the pres-ready.If it is thoroughly understood that every ex¬amination after the first will cost five dollars,students will either be discouraged or the Univer¬sity will make a profit on winter and spring ex¬aminations.Everyone by requirement should indicate amonth of two ahead of time his desire to take acomprehensive examination with no allowance forchange of mind. Then Board of Examiners canbe assured that it is not putting on a show for anempty house. We hold that it tak ;s a brave freshman to at¬tempt an examination in any new plan coursethree months after he arrives at the University.Failure entails the loss of five dollars and selfconfidence.But quarter service on comprehensives waspromised, is now demanded, and will be appre¬ciated.We urge the University to take this matter un¬der serious advisement, considering both the prin¬ciple and the necessity involved.—J. P. B.BUY WHY THETREMENDOUS RUSH?Among the things that the new plan is not be¬longs the vagary that it is a mechanical, foolproofsystem of graduating in three years instead of four.Education does not consist of pestering instruc-I tors to determine the precise minimum of worknecessary to pass the examinations.This system of education by annoyance is madeimpossible by the Board of Examiners who, westate from sad experience, have succeeded in mak¬ing the comprehensive examinations painfullycomprehensive.Ambitious individuals who plan to graduate areeither very intelligent or very stupid. The smartones usually work toward advance study in somedivision, while the dumb ones work toward play¬ing bank messenger on LaSalle Street, which wasexcellent—twenty years ago.In any case, we humbly inquire, “What’s therush? The University is a very fine place.”The Travelling Bazaarj^By SIDNEY HYMANFIRESIDE FOOTBALL, orSTITCH AND TAT ABOVTTHE WORLD OF SPORTAges ago, we pawned the gold spoon we wereborn with, and when the Illini vs. Tough Luckgame rolled around, all we had to finance ourproposed trip to Sumpain was Pious Wish No.6,935. Which reminds us of the old adage thatif wishes were horses, beggars would not bethose that bet on the wrong horse.Well, anyway, we had to listen to Saturday’sgame via radio. So we tuned in. The words,“They’re weaving in and out pinning ’emdown caught by a thread one, two, andover boxed in piercing through an open Ihole... .one, two, and over... .one, two, and overthis “one, two, and over,” ad infinitum, got us allaquiver.So we took an arrow out of the quiver and shotourselves a Glance, which we later gave to thetaxidermist to stuff. And we hope that some daywe may be able to put the glance up on the man¬tle right next to the bust of Rockefeller who, in¬cidentally, is on a bust for the first time in hislife.As we were saying before Charles Tyrolerwalked into the office and advised us to make thiscolumn, “New Yorkerish,” and 5,000 other peo¬ple advised us to make it 5,000 other things, this“one two and over” harangue got us worried. We*never dreamed that Illinois could beat Chicago byas many touchdowns as the “one two and over”verbage seemed to indicate, and when the an¬nouncer blared, “It’s all over, folks,” our heart(singular) sank to —27 on the N. Y. curb. Butthe announcer persisted in talking, “It’s all over,folks, MRS. KRUMPH WINS THE LAKE’COUNTY HEMSTITCHING CONTEST!” I• • •THEY SAY ON THE RIALTO THAT ^Despite all the risque verbage that is being'peddled about campus concerning the clandes-'tine goings on down at Champaign, some peopledid attend the game. There was Vin Sahlin ferrin-stance. One Illini tackle who had just broughthim to earth mumbled into his ear, “Sahlin, I’m*going to knock the stuffings out of you!” Towhich Sahlin answered, “Never, buddy, never.” ^“You think you’re pretty tough, don’t you?” saidthe Illini beast. “All I was suggesting,” says'Sahlin, “is that in this whole town you can’t getforty men strong enough to help you ouc when Iget sore!”And Tom Barton who is a great student ofFreud was peculiarly troubled when the Illi¬nois band in its portrayal of the World’s FairSky Ride used one kettle drum for Amos, one kettledrum for Andy, and two kettle drums for a repre¬sentation of Madame Queen.And when Wayne Rapp and Tarzan Deemstarted playing fireman on the fourth floor ofthe Urbana, Ralph Webster called up the man¬ager of the hotel and threatened to move out andtake all his friends with him if what he referredto as the “two rowdies up on the fourth floor”were not ousted. The manager took Webster at hisword. Fine fellows both.It must have been great fun going out to thestadium to view the “Galloping Ghost,”—wasn’tit, Rita Houze, Virginia Essyll, Barbara Stormsand Valerie Johnson? We can think of a numberof ghosts we would like to see up in Stagg Fieldon Saturday nights, but none of them I supposewould be half as intriguing as sights you cansee away from home. Am I right, Dave Kutner? ^ LetteiB ’to theEditorMr. John Barden,Editor The Daily Maroon:I can understand a reporter’senthusiasm for the sensational, butI don’t believe this can be excusedif it leads to the misrepresentation,intentional or otherwise, of data con¬cerning a meeting which has alreadycaused a great deal of excitement.In a case of this sort, the reportershould try to give a correct accountof the speaker’s actions and state¬ments, even though these may becontrary to his own views of and in¬terests in the matter.Naturally, I refer here to the lec¬ture delivered at the InternationalHouse by Prof. Schoenemann, theaccount of which was so distortedas to cause many of those attendingto wonder why greater discretionhad not been used in choosing areporter for so delicate a matter.Since I heard several people, whohad not been present, denounce thespeaker on the grounds of this re¬port, I believe it to be no more thanfair, that a few main points at leastbe clarified.Saying that Mr. Mowrer can notbe regarded as an authority is notquite the same as branding him asa liar.Prof. Schoenemann’s statement,that perhaps there should have beengreater bloodshed in the present; revolution was made as a je«i, andI should be taken, accordingly. Also,the report fails to mention the re¬peated futile attempts made byProf. Schoenemann to answer ques¬tions, in spite of the increasing lackof courtesy on part of a great manyin the audience.Sincerely,Nora Mueller.I As a matter of fact, those mem-I hers of the faculty who were pres¬ent came to general agreement thatour report was very fair and impar¬tial. We unqualifiedly back our re¬porter in his interpretation of thedemonstration.—ed.Mr. John Barden, Editor:Those who joined in the chorusof praise, including the editors ofThe Daily Maroon of the treatmentof Dr. Schoenemann by the audi¬ence at the International HoeseWednesday evening might <}• wellto consider what the princijaflfe ef¬fect of this behavior was. It wassimply to convert the lecture intoan anti-Nazi hate meeting.Past experience has proved onlytoo well that such an attitude ofExceptionalValueHigh-GradePersonalChristmasFoldesrs25with yourname on eachnEasily worth morethan doublethis price.IOthers 50 for $1Envelopes includedORDER NOW!|J. of C> Bookstore5802 Ellis Avenue hate towards the government of anation may aasily be transferred tothe people of that country and isthe very, tinder which feeds theflames of vrgr. Miss Gilson’s dra¬matics caused even one of her sym¬pathizers to compare her with AimeeMcPherson, and the behavior ofmany of the audience was emotion¬al to the highest degree. The meet¬ing degenerated to about the levelof similar anti-German rallies in1917.This aspect of the situationseems far more important to methan one’s personal approval or dis¬approval of the Nazi. One can ac¬tively disapprove without going towar, but hating is a different mat¬ter.Sincerely,Arthur L. Chandler.The same Dr. Schoenemann wasso unsuccessful in his propagandabefore the war, that it really seemsa shame that we refuse to give hima break now, doesn’t it? Or does it?Who started this hate business any¬how? The Nazis, of course.—ed.62 Burton Court,Nov. 18, 1933.Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:Although the University publicityand the College catalogue give animpression that the student maytake examinations in the four gen¬eral survey courses during anyscheduled examination period, and \I although during previous years thiswas the case, no comprehensives inthese courses fare being given mDecember.This seems like a retreat to theold plan, based on the assumptionthat college students cannot coverthe material in less than three quai-ters. The next logical step will beto abolish quarterly examinations msequence courses.We suggest that The Daily Ma¬roon again show its devotion to thenew plan by sponsoring a petitionto the proper officials requestingcomprehensives next month. We arcaware of several students who wishto take them and do not doubt thereare many others.If for any reason The Daily Ma-(Continued on page 4)ROSE GARDENFLOWER SHOPCorsages Delivered1458 E. 63rd St. H. P. 6007"WHEN A FELLERNEEDS A FRIEND”t • • there’s comfort in good old Briggs!li you can’t draw even a pair of deuce*•. . you c«Q always draw pleasure from® pipe that’s packed with fragrant oldBRIGGS.BRIGGS is aged in the wood for years• . . mellowed and seasoned extra long.You could pay twice as much for atobacco . . , and find it not half so goodas BRIGGS.BRIGGS is so good that it won nation¬wide popularity before it had a line ofadvertising. Won’t you let it win you inits own mild way?Briggs Pip* Mixture is alto sold ia 1-poaad tad)^poDBd tias . . . aad ia l-poaad Haaiidor Kaga.,"I HUNTED all daylong... atid just knocked’em cold.**I smoke Chesterfields allthe time and I’ll tell theworld... they’re milder!”the cigarette that’s MILDER the cigarette that TASTES better © 1933, Liggitt & M'^ins Tobacco Co.DAILY MAROON SPORTStf fr r - riILLINI FORWARD PASSENOUGH TO DEFEATCHICAGOANS, 7 TO 0Maroons Make Nine FirstDowns to Four byOrange and BlueBIG TEN STANDINGSW. L. T.Michigan 4 0 1Minnesota 1 0 4Illinois 3 1 0Ohio State 3 1 0Purdue <....2 1 1Iowa 3 2 0Northwestern 1 3 1Indiana 0 2 2Chicago 0 3 2Wisconsin 0 4 1A matter of ten inches short of thegoal and a momentary lap.se intotheir early season pass defense weak¬ness prevented a magrnificently fight¬ing Maroon eleven from winningtheir first conference game last Sat¬urday at Urbana. The final score wasseven to nothing but the highly-tout¬ed Orange and Blue hued stalwartsknew that they were born lucky.Illinois scored midway in the sec¬ond period on a .seventeen yard pass,Beynon to Portman, after advancingthe ball into Chicago territory forthe second time during the game.They repulsed Chicago attacks twicethereafter within the five-yard stripe,once when Berwanger, easily the in¬dividual star of the game, fumbledafter a beautiful 54-yard jaunt bySahlin had advanced the ball to thethree-yard marker* and once whenthey .stopped this same Berwangerwith less than a foot to go.The Maroons slashed deep into II-lini territory four times in the firstperiod on brilliant slashes by Ber¬wanger and Zimmer through the leftside of the enemy line only to be re¬pulsed. Then Beynon, recovering alow Chicago pant reached the Ma¬roon 24-yard mark. On the secondplay he slmt a low pass to Portman,over the center of the line who hadlittle difficulty in traversing the re¬maining eight yards to the goal.Early in the second half, Chicagohad its first real scoring opportunity.Sahlin, on a tricky play through lehtackle, broke away for 64 yards be¬fore he was overtaken by Portmanless than three yards from the goal.On the next play, the whole Illiniline mobbed on Berwanger who fum¬bled and Illinois promptly puntedout of danger. Again with a minuteor two left to play a pass, Zimmerto Berwanger, followed by a 31-yardrun put the ball on the eight-yardstripe but after four plays, the ballwas still inches short of the goal.SportFlashesSahlin—Rabbit BalU—Scorers—Saturday—By TOM BARTONThat 54 yard run of Vin SahlinSaturday was beautiful to watch.He started out on a run around leftend and was to.ssed just a coupleof yards from the right off-sideline. In the course of the sprintSahlin pointed out the Illini men hisinterference was to take out, all ex¬cept that fellow that nailed himfrom behind.Incidentally the game was a realshow. The Illini band, 136 strong—which is only a third of the com¬plete outfit—began the afternoonwith a stirring flag-raising cere¬mony, the Star-Spangled Banner andeverything. At the half the Illiniband formed an airplane, and imi¬tated the hum of the motors. Then(Continued on page 4)MISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In Broadview Hoteland1464 £. 67th St.breakfastLUNCHEONDINNEROur SpecialitySWEDISH (SMORGASBORD)Wa Cater te Private LenclieeB andDiaaer Partlea. PlMae Midway 78M. TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 21, 1933 Page ThreeZuppke Characterizes ^Slashing Maroon BackfieldBest Seen in Big Ten Conference This Yearas“T h e Maroonbacks looked thebest we have seenthis year. Tootough for us!”Thus did RobertZuppke, Illinigrid mentor, char¬acterize the playof a slashing,plucky backfieldthat so completelyoutplayed his ownthat Chicagoshould be wearingthe victory belt.The heart-break¬ing statisticsshow' that Chicagomade 193 yardsthrough the line to92 made by Illi¬nois. They madenine first downs totheir opponents’five and, thoughthe score stoodseven to nothingagain.st the Maroons at the half, theOrange and Blue supporters were stillwaiting for their team to make theirten yards in the four downs allottedthem. They didn’t even have pos¬session of the ball in Maroon ter¬ritory until the game was 24 min¬utes old.And in passing, where Illinois wascertain to score at least two orthree touichdowns, ^hey completedthree out of twelve for a total of88 yards, while the invaders com¬pleted .seven of sixteen attempts fora total gain of 134 yards. The Il¬lini gained slightly in the kickingdepartment, averaging 35 yards toEwald Nyquist, fullback; Jay Berwanger, halfback; Captain Pete Zimmer,halfback; and Vin Sahlin, quarterback.penalties, where their guests were iGlFFEN BEATS HENRYassessed 35 more yards throughthe Maroons’ 32.5 and a lot through ! tempts.breaches of one sort or another.Jay Berwanger, the sturdy Du¬buque sophomore, was the work¬horse for Chicago. He plunged hisway 95 yards in 36 attempts in ad¬dition to kicking and passing withaccuracy. Vin Sahlin traversed 59yards in three attempts, mainly byvirtue of his 54-yard sprint to theIllini 3-yard marker. Captain PeteZimmer, whose passes were his chiefcontributions to the Maroon cause,gained 30 yards in 11 tries, andEwald Nyquist, magnificent on de¬fense, made 10 yard? on five at- Bob Giffen defeated Dick Henry2 and 1 Saturday in the finals ofthe intramural golf tournament.The new champion toured thecourse in 80 while his opponentneeded 83 strokes.Henry was one up at the end ofthe first nine holes, but neither play¬er could maintain any appreciablelead. On the sixteenth hole Giffengained the lead when Henry placedhis second shot in a trap and thenthree-putted. Moral Win Harder toTake Than DecisiveLoss, Says ZimmerBy CAPT. PETE ZIMMERSaid Napoleon: “God is on the sideof the heaviest artillery.” The Ma¬roons used to think so, too, but totheir chagrin the Wisconsin, Indianaand Illinois games stand as evidencefor repudiation of the Little Gen¬eral’s famous statement.Moral and statistical victoriesmake excellent conversation forMonday quarterbacks, but meannothing to the team. Such victoryis harder to take than a decisive loss.As a result of previous misfor¬tunes and according to the law ofaverages, we should go out and de¬feat Dartmouth, the officials, theweather, the breaks and that fatalpre-touchdown anaesthesia we’vebeen suffering from.To the victor belongs the spoils,so we will start by singing thepraises of the Illini.Beynon, 164-pound star of the(Continued on page 4) PHI B. 0. CRUSHESPSi 0., 31 TO 12, INFRATERNITY FINALEPhi Beta Delta again copped thefraternity championship in intra¬mural touchball by crushing Psi Up-silon, 31 to 13, in the final battleplayed yesterday on Stagg field. Thedormitory title was clinched by Bur¬ton 800, who beat 700 entry, 18 to 0.The fraternity victors exhibited arunning attack which Psi U couldnot solve. A beautiful catch byMarver, Phi B. D., on a short passfrom Trev Weiss accounted for thefirst touchdown while a long seriesof center-pivot and reverse playsculminated in the second Phi B. D.score, Yedor going over.In the last half Marver, runningwide, caught a long heave fromWeiss and crossed the goal-line.The Psi U’s broke into the scorecolumn when Haarlow intercepteda pass and threw to Howard for thetouchdown. After Cochran and(Continued on page 4)IN INTRAMURAL GOLFFINAL; SCORES AN 80Visit a truly distinctive restaurantThe Birch Tavern876 East 63rd Street Near Ingleside Ave.The Restaurant with the North Woods AtmosphereLANTERN LIGHTS—COZY BOOTHSTry Our Special Luncheon — 25cCome in After Your Date — We Never CloseIFage. Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1933CLASSIFIED ADSWANTfED—Opportunity to takecare of children afts. or eves. Re¬muneration reas. Kindergarten-training^ experience. Mrs. Anderson.Dorchester • 296'5. Call before 8:30a. m. or after 6. ZIMMER SAYS MORALWIN IS HARDER TOTAKE THAN DRUBBINGWONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY tomake extra money. Sell hosiery dur¬ing spare time. Room 419. 300 W.Adams St. or phone Franklin 1708.FOR RENT—Four rm. apt. com¬plete, beautifully furnished, nearcampus. 6102 Kimbark, 1st floor.LIGHT HOUSEKEEPING—2 Ige.light, decorated rooms. Private en¬trance. 2 or 3 students. 3 for $1.75,2 for $2.25. Lafayette 5305.LOST—Black brief case with twochemical books. Left in HarperM 11, Friday afternoon, Nov. 17.Finder please return to J. K. Senior,5735 Kenwood Ave. Tel. Dorchester6924.PHI BETA DELTAWINS FRATERNITYSECTION TITLE(Continued from page 3)Haarlow had worked the ball to the12-yard line, Lewis made the lastPsi U touchdown, but the Weissto Marver combination again chalk¬ed up six points. A “sleeper” playto Nelson was the last score.BEAT THISDelicious Spanish PorkChopElscolloped PotatoesSalad and Dessert25catREADERS CAMPUSDRUG STDRE61st and Ellis Ave.Today:Apple Pie Ala Mode 1 OcMEET AND EAT IN OURCOLLEGE ROOM fContinued from page 3)I mini, ran true to advance predic-i tions by beating us with his uncannyi passing ability.Frink and Schustek, smarter ends! than W’olverines Ward and Petoskey,I flashed down under punts, nailingthe unfortunate Maroon (that’s me)I before he could take a stride.Sophomore Galbreath, when in¬spired (often), used to knife in sofast that he sometimes stopped aMaroon player before he started.And now, as to the undying Ma¬roons, Jay Berwanger, who has neverlost the absolute confidence of theentire teai i, played a magnificentgame against the Illini. Though hecarried the ball for 36 substantialgains, he never faltered throughoutthe game, finishing as strong as hebegan. I believe he will be promi¬nent among the greatest football menin the history of the University be¬fore he completes his varsity com¬petition.Sahlin, who has the habit of direthreat for the Illini, executed oneof the most brilliant runs I haveever seen when he weaved his w’ay tothe Illini 3-yard Ime.Deem, leader of power playsthrough the line; Patterson, efficienttackier by habit and by emergency,and Bush, who improves remarkablyeach week, all played a careful, pro¬ficient, admirable game.Baker and Langley, retired by mi¬nor injuries, were ably replaced byWomer and Wells.Nyquist came through brilliantlyin line plunges and pass completionat crucial moments.Late in the third quarter, w’henSahlin signaled for a fair catch andthe ball was awarded to Illinois, thereason was not attributable tcSahlin, who had run five yards afterlegally touching the ball to theground. The reason for this greatpenalty can be blamed on the Ma¬roons who roughed the Illini kickerbehind his own goal line. Today on theQuadranglesMusic and Religion <Professor J. T. McNeill, “Paul,Creator of the Missionary Enter¬prise,” at 7:30 in Joseph Bond Cha¬pel.Services of the Christian ScienceOrganization in Thorndike Hiltonchapel at 7:30.Lectures“A Socialist Program for Stu¬dents,” by Clarence Senior, nationalsecretary of Socialist party, in Har¬per M 11, at 8.“Development of General Chem¬istry,” by Dr. James K. Senior, as¬sociate in chemistry, in Harper Milat 4:45.“The NRA and the Future,” byDr. William. F. Ogburn, in Social Sci¬ence Assembly room at 7:30.“Administration and the ModernState,” by John F. Gaus, in SocialScience Assembly room at 3:30.Undergraduate OrganizationsAt Ida NoyesPegasus meeting in .41umni roomat 12.Achoth meeting in Wicker roomat 3:30.Wyvern meeting in Green roomat 3:30.University Chorus in the The¬ater at 7:30.Meeting of Delta Sigma in theStudent Lounge at 7.Astratro meeting in the Alumniroom at 7:30.Meeting of Political Science Clubin the Library at 8.Rehearsal for the W. A. A. styleshow at 4:30 in the Theater.MiscellaneousStrolling Friars in Room H inReynolds Club at 7:30. DARTMOUTH FACESMAROONS FOR FIRSTTIME SINGE 1925 SPORT FLASHESA TIP FOR STUDENTSStudents who are able to review completenotes are much better prepared for exam¬inations. W'ith ABC Shorthand, which isquickly learned in 12 easy lessons, youcan take lecture and reading notes ver¬batim. Complete course now sells for$1.00 atUNIVERSITY BOOK EXCHANGE LETTERS TO THEEDITOR(Continued from page 2)roon does not wish to undertake thematter, may we ask anyone interest¬ed to put himself in touch with oneof the undersigned?Yours truly,Lewis Depter,D. Henry.The University is economizing atall points. The lack of Decemberexaminations indicates financial re¬trenchment, not retreat from thenew plan. As a matter of fact, offi¬cials of the University are consider¬ing the question at present.—Ed. The Maroons will have their lastchance to demonstrate the return ofwinning ways to the Midway whenDartmouth reappears on Stagg fieldafter an eight year absence.The best Big Green team in re¬cent years will represent the Han¬over school in the sixth meeting ofthe season between eastern teamsand Big Ten schools. So far thescore stands at 4 to 1 in favor ofthe mid-west, but Chicago will needmore than a statistical advantage.The Dartmouth squad is compos¬ed mainly of eastern men, many ofwhom have never been in Chicago.There are three sophomores in theregular lineup, two in the line andthe other in the backfield. The lineis heavy, averaging 195 pounds, andincludes Captain Phil Glazer whodoes an iron man stunt at tackle.Jack Hill, star of the 1932 Greenteam who has been out most of theseason, will be ready for Chicago.Bill Clark has been taking Hill’splace in the backfield and has beendoing some good work as has thequarterback. Jocko Stangel. BobMichelet, a guard, is an upholder oftho Dartmouth Phi Beta Kappa foot¬ball tradition being active in campusactivities as well as being a possible“All American” choice.When Dartmouth fla.shed its daz¬zling pass attack to beat Chicago 33to 7 in 1925, the Green team wascoached by Jess Hawley. Hawleyretired at the end of 1928, and inhis place is Jackson L. Cannell, whowas captain of the 1919 Dartmouthteam, head coach in 1921 and 1922,and backfield coach for Hawley from1923 through 1928. When CoachHawley resigned to devote his fulltime to business, Cannell again tookover the reins. (Continued from page 3)they executed a “Sky Ride.”* * *Rabbit balls in baseball are nonovelty—ask those owners of .400batting averages in the minorleagues. However Coach HowardBerry of Valley Forge MilitaryAcademy has made a “rabbit” foot¬ball. Berry’s new “egg” is made oftwo pieces, instead of the customaryfour or five. There are no hardpoints on the ends of the ball, mak¬ing its whole surface resilient.* * *Everhardus, Michigan back, stillleads the Big Ten point getters. Hewas stopped dead Saturday but hestill holds an 18 point lead over Jay Berwanger. Here are the firstsix Conference scorers:td p fg tpEverhardus, Michigan ....8 9 1 60Berwanger, Chicago .... 6 6 0 42Crayne, Iowa 6 0 0 36Laws, Iowa 6 0 0 36Carter, Purdue 5 0 0 30Smith, Ohio State i5 0 0 30« « ♦SATURDAY St. Xavier’s crossedus up and beat Indiana. Out ofthree games conference teams havelost to non-conference opponents,Indiana has lost two of them, Illi-nois lost the other U. S. C.knocked Oregon from the ranks ofthe undefeated, which means thatthe Trojans will most likely play inthe Rose Bowi game as usual. 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