W BiTuI illaroonVol. 34. No. 28 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, Price Three CenuThe FirstReader—By HARRY HANSEN—Margaret Ay^jr Barnes clingsloyally to the traditional pride inChicago in her new novel, “WithinThis Present.” She describes theexperiences of one of those well-to-do families who feel that fewerrogues came West in covered wag¬ons than sailed in the Mayflower.Eastern settings intrude once ortwice, but, on the whole, the storytakes place in Chicago and suburbs.The good natured characters fol¬low conventional lines, from thereminiscent Granny who recalls theGreat Fire to the fathers who discussthe solvency of the bank. The ker¬nel of the tale is the marital experi¬ence of Alan MacLeod and SallySewall, and the best-drawn charac¬ter in the book is Sally, the wifewhose common sense saves the sit¬uation. Alan, drawn away by theblandishments of an egocentric vampnamed Maisie, flirts with divorce,but gets over it. Scandal never hasa chance.HESITATION METHODOF THOUGHT EXPRESSIONMrs. Barnes is merciless towardher characters when they are inemotional agony, prolonging theconversation beyond all need. Any¬one reading the long and pointlesstelephone talk between Sally andher New York lover, at long dis¬tance rates, would know’ at once thatthe.se two belonged to the affluentclas.s, for no one el.se could be soprodigal of words. Even the sim¬plest statements are accompanied byhesitations and flutterings; thus:—“May I—kiss you?”“If you don’t—misunderstand it.”This technique comes to its heightwhen the husband and wife finallyface each other for the showdown,which you are sure Wr’ill wind upwith the two in each other’s arms.Yet neither is able to finish a sen¬tence or to undersiend the other’ssimplest remark. The tw'o finallydo manage to communicate theirfeelings despite the author’s deter¬mination to write a book of 600pages, and these turn out to beexactly what the reader had guessed,some miles back in the story.“Within This Present,” by Mar¬garet Ayer Barnes. Houghton, Mif¬flin Co.. $2.50.W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM’SSHORT STORIESIt hardly matters what title W.Somerset Maugham gives to hisbooks of short .stories. Invariablythey deal with men and women in(English communities of the FarEa.st who can’t make their pa.s.sion-ate desire* fit into routine living.For most of them there is no peace.If one partner is contented it issolely because his eyes are not opento what is going on. In “Ah King”we meet the following tortured per¬sonalities:—The Cartwrights, middle-agedmarried people, whose apparenthappiness masks the secret of theileath of Mrs. Cartwright’s first hus¬band.Alban, a district officer in China,and his wife, Anne, whose maritalcontretemps results from Alban’s in¬ability to risk his own skin.Martha Jones, a missionary work¬er aged 40, who expects a toughcharacter named Ginger Ted to at¬tack her on a lonely island. Beingdisappointed, she pursues him untilhe marries her.Tim and Olive Hardy, brother andsister, whose housekeeping excitesno comment until Tim marries andOlive shoots herself.Violet Saffary, who learns fromher husband, Tom, that their neigh¬bor Knobby Clarke is dead, where¬upon she confesses Ibat Knobby washer lover, who, to complicate mat¬ters, had been unfaithful to her byhaving a child by his wife.Darya, the Russian wife of AngusMunro, who pursues men with suc¬cess until she meets Neil MacAdam,whose virginal behavior drives hermad and sends her out into thetrackless jungle after a passionateattempt to overcome Neil.ALL IS NOT LOST,EVEN IF HONOR FLIESHere we have the people typicalof Mr. Maugham’s repertory—menisolated on ranches or in smallsettlements; women dependent onone or two couples for company andturning to love intrigues for excite¬ment. Mr. Maugham is the observer,(Continued on page 2) MERRILL NAMES l^Dean’s Office6 STUDENTS FOR ^AUFrlZLRHODESJWARDS5 Nominated to IllinoisCommittee, 1 toKentuckySix students of the University arebeing nominated for Rhodes schol¬arships given annually to enableAmerican students to study at Ox¬ford University, according to RobertV. Merrill, who is in charge of selec¬tions at the University. Five of theapplicants are being nominated tothe Illinois committee and one tothe Kentucky committee.The Illinois candidates are AerolArnold, Harry E. Brown, Rube S.P’rodin, David C. Levine, and Theo¬dore R. Savich. The Kentucky can¬didate is Lloyd Davidson.Aerol Arnold received his A. B.degree from the University in 1931and his A. M. this year. He did hisi work in the department of Englishand is interested in dramatics andpublications.Many ActivitiesHarry Brown, a senior in pre-legal work, is a member of the Dra¬matic association, Chi Psi, Black-friars, and the Cap and Gown. Hereceived his numerals in footballand in wrestling, worked in the In¬tramural department, and on TheDaily Maroon.Rube Frodin, who is now a firstyear graduate student in the depart¬ment of English, was managing edi¬tor of The Daily Maroon last year,a student marshal, member of thehonor commission, and chairman ofthe Student Social committee. He isa Phi Psi, a member of Owl andSerpent, and Phi Beta Kappa.David Levine, a senior, majoringin English, was a junior assistant onThe Daily Maroon last year. He nowis a student marshal, administratorfor the Orchestral as.sociation workamong students, and a member ofthe Phoenix staff.New Plan StudentSavich, a .senior in chemistry, isthe only new plan candidate for thescholarship. He is completing hisA. B. work in three years.The candidate to thecommittee, Davidson, is a fellow in I ment of its kind in the annals of ed-In an effort to obtain accurateand up-to-date information regard¬ing the financial condition of fra¬ternities on the campus, the Officeof the Dean of Students is sendinga questionnaire to the president ofeach house today. The filled-in formshould be returned by November 25.Two years ago a survey of thistype was made. Since that time eco¬nomic conditions have varied somuch that a new survey was deemednecessary. The information is strict¬ly confidential and will not be re¬leased without the permission of thefraternity. A comparative statementgiving the range of the differentitems, without the names of the fra¬ternities, will be sent to the variouspresidents.The questionnaire asks first forI the names of officers and the alum¬ni adviser of the fraternity.Regarding the actual finances, thenumber of men living both in andoutside of the house is requested.All of the dues should be detailedunder the classification of parlorfees, national dues, pledge fees, so¬cial fees, and special assessments,besides a total average per quarter.Information about initiation fees,room rent, and board are also re¬quested. Other items concern theownership of the house and any per¬sons employed by the chapter. Fra¬ternities are asked to specify wheth¬er they rent from the alumni or theowner.Grant MinnesotaFederal Aid forNeedy ScholarsMinneapolis, Minnesota, Nov. 15.—A $120,000 work relief grant, tobe expended on higher education for1,000 unemployed Minnesota youths,whose families are on public reliefrolls, has been approved by the fed¬eral government. The funds, whichi will go to the University of Minne-j sota and other colleges in, the state,Kentucky j will make possible the first experithe English department, and a mem¬ber of Kappa Sigma.From the nominations to statecommittees, two applicants will beselected for district competition.The entrants will be judged by the.state committee at a meeting to beheld during the first week of Jan¬uary.The country is divided into eight(Continued on page 2)LYDIA ROBERTS SPEAKSON HOME ECONOMICSIN VOCATIONAL SERIESThe vocational lecture on Homeeconomics by Lydia J. Roberts, pro¬fessor and chairman of the depart¬ment of Home Economics, will begiven tomorrow at 3:30 in room 126of Graduate Education, instead ofin Blaine hall as previously announc¬ed. Miss Roberts will outline the vo¬cational opportunities in her field.This will be the sixth of a series ofseven lectures sponsored by theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement.The final lecture in this series willbe given on November 23 by ShirleyJ. Case, dean of the Divinity school.The lecture will be given in room106 of Swift hall, instead of in Has¬kell hall as previously announced. Aseries of talks and conferences ledby prominent alumni engaged in va¬rious businesses will be givening the winter quarter. ucation and federal relief.Under the provisions of the fed¬eral appropriation, the entire sumwill be given to the state board ofcontrol to administer over a fourmonth period. Applicants will be se¬lected by Dr. Harold Benjamin, as¬sistant dean of the College of Edu¬cation and director of the MinnesotaRelief for Unemployed Youth.Terms provide for a $15 permonth grant to each accepted appli¬cant out of federal funds for liv¬ing expenses, with the remainder ofthe expenses provided for by the lo¬cal government. All schools in¬cluded in the plan will waive tuitionfees.Credits will be withheld until suchtime as the recipient is able to repaythe loan.With the state government forcedto find some means of adding at least$10 per month to the federal sub¬sidy, state taxpayers may protest theplan. Governor Floyd B. Olson haspredicted. PICK BLACKSTONEHOTEL AS SITE OFANNUALJ-F BALLTickets Placed on SaleThursday at $3Per CoupleThe Interfratemity Ball will beheld in the Crystal room of theB'lackstone Hotel, it was announcedyesterday by the committee on ar¬rangements. The ball, the eigh¬teenth annual Interfraternity func¬tion, will be held on Thanksgivingeve, November 29. Tickets, pricedat $3 a couple, will be placed onsale Thursday.“The Crystal room is large enoughto accommodate comfortably aslarge a crowd as we can hope to ex¬pect,” Frank Nahser, chairman ofthe Interfraternity committee, andmanager of the dance, declared yes¬terday when he announced thechoice of place. “In addition,” hesaid, “we are keeping up the highstandard set by pur predecessors inour selection of the Blackstonehotel.”Name Publicity ChairmenWilliam O’Donnell and Noel B.Gerson were named by Nahser yes¬terday to head the publicity com¬mittee for the affair. O’Donnell willtake care of posters and advertisingmatter, while Gerson will handlenewspaper publicity. They will ap¬point their own a.ssistants.The Gold room of the Drake Ho¬tel was the scene of the annual In¬terfraternity ball last year, and ap¬proximately 250 couples were pres¬ent. Harry Sosnik’s radio orchestrafurnished the music. As yet no bandhas been selected for the forthcom¬ing affair, but one will be named<rithin a few days. “We have threeorchestras undir consideration,”Nahser said, “and are debating as towhich one will be the most suitablefor the University socialites.”Ticket sales will begin within afew days, as soon as representativesof the several fraternities are ap¬pointed. Schoenenumn WillDescribe ModerniGermany TonightOffering a sympathetic interpreta¬tion of the “spiritual rebirth of theGerman people,” Dr. FriedrichSchoenemann, professor at the Uni¬versity of Berlin, will speak this eve¬ning at 8 on “Cultural Aspects ofModern Germany” at InternationalHouse. The lecture is open to thepublic free of charge.In his address to 600 members ofthe Chicago Council on Foreign Re¬lations yesterday noon at the Palm¬er House, Dr. Schoenemann stressedthe significance of the new unity ofthe German populace under the Hit¬ler regime, in a discussion of “TheNew Germany under Hitler.” He re¬pudiated the reports of terrorismand persecution of minorities re¬ported in American newspapers asexaggerated accounts of incidentswhich have occurred since the Hit¬ler party assumed political control.Members of the League of Na¬tions Association of the Universitycondemned the appearance of Dr.Schoenemann nt InternationalHouse, at a meeting held yesterdayafternoon. The group, in its discus¬sion of international cooperation andpeace, decided that Dr. Schoene¬mann is considered a Nazi propa¬gandist by International peace au¬thorities, as an advocate of an in¬tensely nationalistic policy. Dr.Schoenemann should not appear atInternational House, a place whichpresumably sponsors internationalcooperation, the Association decided.The German professor is touring theUnited States on a fellowship pro¬vided by the Prussian government.EASTMAN DELIVERSLECTURE TOMORROWON UNINTELLIGIBILITYTEST 65 FRESHMENTUESDA YFOR BAIL YMAROON POSITIONSdur-Jewish Group HoldsMusicale TomorrowThe Jewish Students’ Foundationwill hold an autumn musicale tomor¬row from 3 :30 to 5 in the Ida Noyestheater.The program will consi.st of twopiano solos of traditional Hebrewmelodies played by Marvin Jacobs,two violin solos by Emanuel Stiller-man, and several Herbrew songssung by Cantor Joseph Giblichmanof the South Side Hebrew Congre¬gation. Rabbi Jacob Singer of Con¬gregation Mizpah will deliver an il¬lustrated talk on Jewish music. Selection of 40 new reporters tothe staff of The Daily Maroon willbe made on the basis of results of acomprehensive examination in jour¬nalism which will be given to the65 members of The Daily Maroontraining class Tuesday at 3:30 inHarper Mil. The examination will jtake approximately one hour and jwill cover the essentials as present- jed in the course.Members of the Board of Con¬trol of the Maroon, and William V.Morgenstern, director of publicityfor the University, have conductedthe class and have given the mem¬bers a thorough explanation of theroutine and methods of editorialwork.Among the topics explained, in ad¬dition to a detailed history of theUniversity, were: obtaining andwriting stories, what viewpoint tokeep in mind, page makeup, assign¬ments, and beats. Max Eastman, critic, poet, andphilosopher, will present the firstMoody lecture of the current yeartomorrow evening at 8:15 in Man-del hall. Mr. Eastman will speakabout “The Cult of Unintelligibil¬ity” and will be introduced by Per¬cy II. Boynton, professor of Eng¬lish.The box holders for this lectureare: Dr. and Mrs. A. Baird Hast¬ings, Mr. and Mrs. William E. Scott,Mr. and Mrs. James M. Stifler, Mrs.William Rainey Harper, Mr. andMrs. Gordon J. Laing, Mr. and Mrs.Fletcher M. Durbin, and Mr. andMrs. Harvey B. Lemon.Free tickets for the lecture maybe secured at the information deskin the Pre.ss building today and to¬morrow.Mr. Eastman has created a world¬wide interest in his literary thinking,and his disapproval of the scientificnature that modern contemporaryliterature has a.ssumed. His book,“The Literary Mind; It’s Place in anAge of Science,” has been a verylarge success, and has been compli¬mented highly by many of the notednames in the schools of science, re¬ligion, English, and philosophy. Phoenix DelaysAnnouncementof ‘Sweetest (jaP “LinLE OL' BOY"IS NEW PLAY OFDRAMATK GROUPGive First Performancein Reynolds Theater' November 30The Phoenix’s “Sweetest LittleGal on Campus” contest, the winnerof which was to have her picture onthe cover of the issue appearing to¬morrow, has been extended untilTuesday, and the winner's picturewill appear on the cover of theChristmas issue. This move wasmade in order that the Interfratem¬ity ball might be featured on thecover of the November issue.For anyone desirous of enteringwho does not possess a photographwhich she feels does her justice, ar¬rangements have been made with theGibson studios, who w’iJl make onephotograph free of charge, and theMaurice Seymour studios, who willprepare two pictures for $1. Ap¬pointments should be made in ad¬vance with either of these studios,and an pictures must be taken bySaturday.V. P. Quinn, art editor of Phoe¬nix, has designed the cover back¬ground for the Christmas issueagainst which the winner’s photo¬graph will be displayed. All con¬testants must submit their photo¬graphs and biographies not laterthan Tuesday to the Phoenix office,I Haskell 14.The names of the judges of theI contest will be announced in a fewdays by Sidney Hyman, who is incharge of the contest. Believing that a change from thesophisticated “best people” of“American Dream” was needed, theDramatic Association will offer Al¬bert Bein’s “Little 01’ Boy,” a real¬istic portrayal of life in a boy’s re¬form school, as its next productionNovember 30. December 1 and 2 inthe Reynolds Club Theater. FrankHurburt O’Hara, director of Dra¬matic Productions, yesterday an¬nounced a tentative cast for the playwhich is now in rehearsal.This will be the first showing of“Little or Boy” outside of NewYork, where it was produced lastApril. It is unpublished and the re¬hearsal is being directed 'from theauthor’s manuscript. Georg Mann isthe student director.One Female RoleBecause of the setting of the playthere is only one female part, to beplayed by Charlott Abbott. Thereare approximately fifteen maleroles. Norman Masterson, in thecharacter of Red Barry has one ofthe leading parts. Alexander Kehoewill play Robert Lockett, and Rob¬ert Ebert, Roy Wells. It was JohnDrew Colt’s performance in this lat¬ter role in New York that movedBurns Mantle to report that “hisperformance, as Roy Wells, gave hismother (Ethel Barrymore) morecause for admiration than ever be¬fore.”Actors Undertake ProductionReversing all precedent, membersof the production staff are takingan active part in the acting, and theactors are taking over the produc¬tion work. Gifford Mast and OliverStabler who had charge of produc¬tion and lighting for “AmericanDream” have leading roles. PhilWhite, who acted in the last play,will have the production job, andFrank Springer, president of the As¬sociation, will assist.Other members of the cast areJames Edward Day, Stephen Hawx-hurst, Hans Riemer, Frank Davis,Albert Houghton, John Cook, andRoger Baird. The unusual title,“Little or Boy,” is a typical salu¬tation of boys in a reform school.The author based his w'ork on firsthand information and experience.SEVENTY STUDENTSREGISTER FOR CHORUSSeventy men and w’omen are reg¬istered in the University chorus thisquarter in preparation for concertwork with the Symphony orchestraand an all-Chorus concert duringthe winter quarter, according to Ce¬cil M. Smith, assistant professor ofMusic and director of the group.Membership lists for the chorusw’cre closed yesterday at the regu¬lar weekly rehearsal in Ida Noyestheater. Rehearsals are now in prog¬ress on a group of folk songs of Rus-(Continued on page 4)Orchesis Concert Delights Criticwith Blend of Form and ContentSettlement BoardSponsors Benefit TeaAn All-University tea, sponsoredby the Student Settlement Board,will be held this afternoon in IdaNoyes hall from 3:30 to 5:30. Thistea will be the first of a series ofsocial events for the benefits of theSettlement. Admi.ssion to the teawill be any article of value, cloth¬ing or otherwise, which can be soldor used directly at the Settlement.One of the features of the tea willbe an exhibition of some of thehandicraft work produced by thevarious groups at the Settlement. By BERTA OCHSNER,Director of Mirror BalletThe dance concert presented lastnight in Mandel hall by Orchesis,under the direction of Miss MarianVan Tuyl, was a triumph of delightand precision. Surely it must havesatisfied the most exacting mu¬sician and most critical choreogro-phist, since form and content werehere blended into a logical projec¬tion of beauty.No one could cry out that eitherhad the best of the artistic bargain,or that any of the dances dependedon an exhibition of individual prow¬ess. First to last it was a groupachievement, depending on group in¬tegrity, that high-order of socialmorale which is born of coopera¬tion as opposed to competition.These are heavy words for lightfeet, and yet the dance has in cer¬tain ways more power than cabinetsand kings, for the dance moves tothe beat of a universal pulse. Of this great pulse Orchesis is a definite andgallant part.“The Three Conjuries” by Straw-insky delighted me most by theirsheer clarity of intention, uncom¬promising and uncompromised. Thesefirst—and then the “Seven Inven¬tions” of Tcherepnine which releas¬ed a nearly tempered gaiety, awhimsical kind of “catch as catchcan,” elusive, impertinent, fragile,nostalgic.And Satie’s “Deux Tableau”—what a nicely satirical touch! Thearistocrats and the rabble, both do¬ing polkas suited to their separatetemperaments, and each cuttingequally ridiculous and irresistablefigures.Jean Williams, pianist for Orche¬sis, is an invaluable part of the cre¬ative whole, and proved herself alsoa solo artist of style and discrimin¬ation, particularly in the playing ofthe Tansman “Sonatine.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1933Satlg iiarnauFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of ChioaBO. publii hed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company. 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50i a vear ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies;three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements api'earing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March Is. 190.3. at the^ post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorTom BartonNoel B. Gerson EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSHoward P. Hudson Howard M. RichDavid H. Kutner Florence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSBern man William O’DonnellWilliam Loventhal B.)bert SamuelsHope FeldmanCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenPaumCharles HoerrHenry KelleyRaymond Lahr SOPHOMORE1 anet Lewylames MacKenzieCurtis MelnickRobert McQuilkenDonald MorrisFrank MossRalph Nicholsonlean PrussingREPORTERSPhilip RossHarker StantonJeanne StolteMarion WagnerWilliam WatsonWilliam WrightHarry Yeidel. SOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SchaarRod Chapin Howard GottschalkFrank Davis Stanley Hayes Gerald SternEverett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Graver Preston Cutler j ceive consideration before thdse which have not! been so prominent. Should Notre Dame andI Michigan Normal, for example, both be unde-! feated during a given year, what right would theI officials have for choosing the Irish (as they un-jdoubtedly would) in preference to the smallerj school?Fourthly, such an arrangement would encourageschools with good prospects to engage weak op¬position during the year in order to present agood record at the end of the season for consid¬eration for the “games of games.” This wouldeliminate some of the exciting “crucial” gamesduring the season between evenly-matched teams,and would, in the end, work toward the detrimentof football.—H. M. R. GraduatePapers-By SCRIBLERUS- THE FIRST READERNight Editor: Howard M. RichAssitants: Hoerr and WrightWednesday, November 15, 1933STEALING THEROSE BOWL SHOWRecently a group of local promoters, who haveformed under the auspicious title of the “NationalFootball Championship Committee,” establishedoffices in a loop hotel for the purpose of promot¬ing a post-season football game between two col¬legiate teams to determine the national champion.The competing teams would be selected by au¬thorities, one team being an “eastern champion,and the other a “western champion.”The grand contest, which would be staged inChicago, would supposedly “steal the show fromthe annual Rose Bowl games on the Pacific coast.The championship committee also injected theinevitable “charity angle” into the proposition byagreeing to turn over all the proceeds to the twocompeting teams for distribution to their localcharities.Adhering strictly to their rule against post-sea¬son games of any kind, the Big Ten officials notonly refused to cooperate, but even refused torecognize the body. Immediately the promoterssent out lengthy telegrams to each of the BigTen college newspapers, asking for student opin¬ion on the matter, should their particular teambe selected.This move was with the evident intent of usingstudent opinion to determine the decision of Maj. |John L. Griffith and the other Conference offi- jcials. jWhen The Daily Maroon referred its copy of |the telegram to Mr. Metcalf for his opinion, he jdodged fhe issue by stating that “the record ofour team doesn’t indicate that we’ll be invitedto participate in any national championship thisyear.”We regard this plan as just another money¬making scheme at the expense of college athletes.Tbe charity angle, which was inserted to lendprestige and altruism to the affair, calls for analy- I The Travelling BazaariI By SIDNEY HYMAN |I We’re sorry to scoop June Provines, but whenI a story comes our way about personalities likeMr. and Mrs. Bradley, the noted hunters andtravellers, we feel sorry that June didn’t hear it,and we go ahead and print the story.Last winter the Bradleys were in the BelgianCongo getting exhibits together for the World’sFair. What they believed would be the prize ex¬hibit of the Fair was a tribe of pigmies they hadcoaxed to come to Chicago.. .providing they could iget them by the immigration officers. Conscious iof this barrier, Mr. Bradley wrote the immigra- jtion officers in New York well in advance regard- ,ing his charges. Two weeks elapsed and Mr, Brad¬ley had in his hands a reply which ran, “My dearsir. If you will read so and so of such and suchdocument, you will see that NO ALIEN LABORCAN BE IMPORTED INTO THE U. S.”Promptly, Bradley wrote back a lengthy letter 'explaining that the pygmies were to remain inAmerica ordy during the period of the Fair as 'an exhibit. Another two weeks, and another re¬ply from the immigration officials. “My dear Mr.Bradley, If you will read section so and so of |such and such document, you will see for your-.self that NO PERSONS OF IMMORAL CHAR- 1ACTER CAN BE IMPORTED INTO THE U.S.”Another vexed letter by Bradley, a ream of !paper in length, and another reply from the im¬migration officers. This time: “My dear Mr. ■Bradley, We have given your case special con¬sideration and we will grant your request. Un¬der ‘section so and so of such document,’ all youwill have to do to get your charge.s into the U. S.,is to PLACE A FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARDEPOSIT ON EACH NATIVE AND TO GIVETHE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF THENATIVE’S PARENTS, AND A BIRTH CERTI¬FICATE FOR EVERY ENTRANT!”It is a matter of common knowledge that thepygmies did not come to Chicago.In the past three years Conference officialshave given their consent five times to charitygames, but in four of the cases, the “expenses ofpromoting the game” more than ate up the re¬ceipts. There is no valid reason for assumingthat this time charities will actually benefit.Secondly, the Conference officials have deter¬mined just about how much an athlete can standand have planned the schedules to conform withthe results of this research. Adding further bur¬dens to team members, especially in a climatesuch as is Chicago’s, would be seriously impair¬ing the health and scholarship of the participants.In the third place, assuming that these diffi¬culties are surmounted, which they won't be, itis questionable in our mind that a true “easternchampion” and a true “western champion” can beaccurately determined. Schools noted for foot¬ball prestige in the past would undoubtedly re- THAT’S LIFEAll the boys are going to take all the girls upto Virginia Hall’s south side studio (Hyde ParkBank Building) for tango lessons... .probably onWednesdays Two weeks ago Art O’Mearamarried a girl he’s been going with ever since hewas in grammar school. The lady was Schnoz-zle Morrison’s cousin. Which almost makes heran ex-lady.Fred Fendig is sitting on the steps of the Renn-salaer (Indiana) Country Club, wishing hewere back in school Kay Trees wishes shewere sitting on the steps of the Rennsalaer (In¬diana) Country Club Bob Macaulay wishesthere were no steps to the Rennsalaer (Indiana)C. C., nor even a Rennsalaey (Indiana). (Nor aFred Fendig... .Ruth Fellinger has been solicit¬ing among her friends for $18.25 for a marriagelicense and incidental minor expenses. It involvesa trip to Cleveland and something about a man..Betty Hansen, the power house behind Maroonscenes, has been carrying around a keg of nailswhich she chews on at odd intervals with evi¬dent enjoyment... .And lucky Roslyn Morse hasher chic hats made for her for nothing by alady, who is not Morrison’s cousin.SIMON LEG REE BIESENTHALHoodwinker of Maroon reporters is Jane Bies-enthal. Breathing the wrath of God, Jane, a fewdays ago, exhorted all reporters to report to herevery half hour just what they were doing. Theonly one who seemed to take her seriously wasFrank Moss. I^ast night at ten o’clock the bellrang in the Biesenthal mansion. It was FrankMoss on the phone, “Jane, Jane,” he said, “it isten o’clock now. I’m going to bed. Is thereanything you would like to have me do?”Again at seven thirty in the morn the bell rangin the Biesenthal barracks. “It’s me again, Jane,”said Frank Moss on the other side of the line,“May I get up now?”IF A BODY OF PSI U'S, TWELVE GOODMEN AND TRUE, MEET ME IN FRONT OFCOBB, I WILL SHOW THEM SOMETHING OFINTEREST CONCERNING THE TROPHIESTHAT WERE STOLEN. NAME SIX STUDENTSFOR RHODES AWARD(Continued from page 1)districts of six states each, fromwhich thirty scholars are chosen.The district in which the Universityis located includes Illinois, Michigan,Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, and Ken¬tucky. Although there was formerlyan examination for the contestants,there is none at present, but in or¬der to be qualified for competitionone must be qualified for at leastsenior standing at Oxford.Employers preferUniversity graduateswho write Gregg ShorthandBusiness men can fit you into theirorganizations more quickly and easilyif you write Gregg Shorthand. Don’tlet your college training go to waste.Put it to work in a position securedthrough Gregg Secretarial Training.Write, call or telephoneState 1881 for particularsThe GREGG COLLEGEHome of Gregg Shorthand6 N. Michigan Are., ChicagoJACK FROST SPREADS IT ONWe’re glad that Hairy Hansenhas finally come through with ahook-review. It was too darned coldout there on the front page; we liketo be warmed by the gushings ofthe women’s page, if only for aday. We feel that we, too, mustgush. “W’hen in Rome ”SCRIBLERUS DOES TOOIt is almost a pri\nlege to lend jour space to Harry Hansen; for hewas apparently quite a guy. Hansenis a giaduate of the Univei*sity.While on his way to a degree, hefound time to act as literary editorof the Cap and Gown, managingeditor of the alumni magazine, andassociate editor of The Daily Ma¬roon. We repeat, as we so often do:quite a guy!TELL US ABOUT ITWe know that there are somepeople who read the entire Maroon.Thus it is inevitable that they mustread our column twice a week. Itfollows logically that some impres¬sion has been made on those read¬ers. Now, we want to know allabout those impressions and weI haven’t time to go about watchingI people’s faces to detect their opin-' ions. Won’t some of you write in; and tell us w’hat you like and whatj you don’t like so that we can beI guided by your desires and tastes?' Address letters to Scriblerus, incare of The Daily Maroon. He willbe your friend forever, regardlessof the tone of your letters. jHEARD OVER THE MAROON iWIRE IHello, is this Scriblerus?.... No? |....You say he’s not there? 'Well, who are you? Howard 'Rich, hmmm. . . .Well, Rich, you tellthis fellow that he’s got me allwiong....I came over to the U.S. A. at the tender age of thirty-.seven months and not at the ageof twenty years as he said last jweek.... I was educated in NewYork schools never majored inchemistry but only used my knowl¬edge of that subject to help workmy way through college... .havealways liked economics be.st and Istill do. .. .Furthermore it mightinterest this fellow Scriblerus toknow that many of my friends saythat I have a north-eastern accent....This may all seem pretty un¬important, but I’m not so sure. . . .What’s that?....Oh yes, my name....It’s Harry Gideon.se.... and rfI remember correctly, you shouldrecognize my voice or did you, byany chance, avail yourself of newplan freedom and not attend my lec¬tures in Social Sciences? ... .That’sabout all for now but you can tellhim that I’m sure griped .... bang—slam and crash)THERE’S ALWAYS A REASONWe must confe.ss that we gotGideonse’s biography from the Uni¬versity of Chicago Magazine. Wehope he calls them up, too, now thathe has obtained a humble retractionfrom this second-hand biographer.We wonder where the editors ofthat magazine will shift the blame.We rather think,,however, that theyare on the spot. And it serves themright for misguiding a strugglingcolumnist, hungry for items. We donot sympathize with them and wefeel that we are not to be blamedfor this lack of sympathy. Don’ttake us seriously. We are only fill¬ing up spaeg. Perhaps you’ve al¬ready guessed that by our previouscolumns. (Continued from page 1)setting down their marital ailments,urbanely admitting that habit isdeadening to the feelings and thathuman actions need not be takentoo seriously.Sometimes he is the listener, asin “The Book Hag,” hearing thestory of brother and sister from theman who loved the sister withoutsuspecting the truth; at other timeshe lets a neutral character comment.There is George Moon, who repre¬sents the views of a sophisticatedand cynical man of the world whenhe tells Tom Saffary to forget thathis wife had ever been in love withKnobby Clarke. George Moon di¬vorced his wife when he “caughther out” and now confesses, “I wasa damned fool to do it. My dearSaffary, I know no’w that if I’d hadany sense I’d have shut my eyes.S le’d have settled down and mademe an excellent wife.”“But one has one’s honor to thinkof,” said Saffary.“Honor be damned! One has one’shappiness to think of . . . We’re notCrusaders, you and I, or Spani.shgrandees . . . What a fool I wasto throw away what I wanted morethan anything in the world becauseI couldn’t enjoy the exclusive pos¬session of it.”The book is named for Ah King,a Chinese servant who wept whenMr. Maugham dismi.ssed him. I hopeother authors won’t follow this ex¬ample, for I see no reason for call¬ ing books of short stories aftercooks, chambermaids and butlers.“Ah King,” by W. SomersetMaugham. Doubleday, Doran & Co$2.50.DREXEL THEATRE858 E. C3rdWed.Cecil R. DeMille*“THIS DAY AND AGE"Mat*. Daily I5c till C;30THE BRIC-A-BRAC SHOPSTATIONERYGIFTSGREETING CARDSE. 57th St. Nr. Blackatona By Word-of-MootkNewspaper advartitinq halpt,but tha bast advartitinq it byword-of-mouth. Many naw cut-tomart coma to ut on tharacommandation of friends.We are qrateful that manywho have enjoyed dininq withut past tha qood word alonq.Coma ovar today and qatacquainted — you'll lilie ourfood—you'll tiiia our qirit andqenaral hotpifality. Pricaireatonabla.(PkefpkCOLONIALTEA ROOMI WoofllawD Ave.RESTAURANT*149:1 K. A.*ld St. (I. r. Stu.)FOR A TASTE THRILL TRY OURhome made DUTCH APPLE PIE•Prtcu Bliohtltf lf$» at th* ItealmraniBOOKS YOU WILLWANT TO KEEPSome books are like your close friends. They neverw^ar out their welcome and you always want them about.These books will bear rereading at times. You II treasurethem for their real worth.LlFE^tvtwat FOKTY More Power to You byWalter Pitkin $1.75Life Begins at Forty byPitkin 1.50Within This Present—Mar¬garet Barnes 2.50The Forsyte Saga by JohnGalsworthy—Memorialedition 3.00,i EWC dFys AMERICAuiTiONunr MATERni » LOWfu'wilCt 'i Epic of America by JamesTruslow Adams—new onevolume edition 2,50One More River—JohnGalsworthy 2.50Shape of Things to Comeby H. G. Wells 2.50Wori’t you come in to see these books for yourself?You 11 feel repaid for your time,Woodworth’s Book Store1311 EAST 57th ST. CHICAGOOpen 'EveningsTHE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1933 Pcige ThreeTHE UNIVERSITY WOMANW.A.A. Names15 Models forFashion RevueStyle Show WednesdayFeatures Formal and Day¬time Frocks. Talking ShopbyELIZABETH McCASKY Evening FrocksAdd Glamour toCampus Parties HYPNOSIS POINTSWAY TO PERFECTFIGURE OF TODAY;'Psychology threatens to become SOCIETYbySUZANNEFifteen models have been select¬ed for the annual W. A. A. fashion.show to be held Wednesday, Novem¬ber 22 at noon and at 3:30 in theIda Noyes theater. The RTOup iscomposed of club women and mem-1hers of W. A. A. They will display jdaytime frocks from Carson, Pirie, |Scott and Company, and formal and |dinner rowiis from Charles A. Stev- [ens. IThe list of models induces: Agnes.•\dair, Betty Dale Cooke, BettyHansen, Ruth Ann Heisey, Valery jJohnson, Jane Olson, Helen Ran-!«lall, Beatrice Rayfield, Sue Richard- j■•Jon, Geraldine Smithwick, Lorraine jWatson, Helen Weinberger, Audrey,We.'^tberg, and two students fromUniversity high school: MarjoryMoulton, and Mary Lctty Green.Tickets for the showings are nowon sale, priced at tw'enty-five cents ;and may be obtained from represen-1tatives in each of the clubs, and jwomen’s dormitories, the presidentsof the W. A. A. interest groups, orat the door. Tea will be served af¬ter the final performance.Mary Ellison is chairman of thestyle show, as.sisted by Roberta Fen-zel and Mary Virginia Rockwell.The freshman committee under theleadership of Esther Weber consistsof: Jane Ehios, Jane Olson, MaryWalter, Marion Benson, Ruth Ja-burek, Lillian Sellers. ElizabethThomson, and Roxanne I.,ambie.Models w’ill meet today at 3:30 inIda Noyes. Now’s the time to be thinkingabout Christmas gifts, and if youwould like something really unique,why not buy some antiques for that“collector friend’’ or for anyoneelse.... they’re always gratefullyreceived. You can find some rarearticles at the CORNOR CUP¬BOARD—4529 Cottage Grove.BRECKENRIDCE SAILSMiss Sophonisba Bteckenridge,Samuel Deutsch professor emeritusof Social Welfare Administration,sailed Saturday to assume her dutiesas delegate to the seventh Pan-.\merican conference being held atMontevideo.In addition to her position as pro¬fessor at the University, MissRreckenridge acted as adviser in theCollege and resident head of GreenHall.MAIDEN FORMITith brasiifrrs dr-tifnrd to film mriouHtypes offifure the up¬lift lines fathiim nowdemands. Seircl therifhi one for you am!seen hat a trrmendou sdiffrerntm it makes!VI'aistlines are taken rareof by- Maiden Form’s deter'*liiuh-Waisl"ttirdies thatslenderise you at just thepoint that fashion saysmust be trim and slim. Ifyour dia phra/tm needssmoothing (abotm thewaistline) select one ofMaiden Form's "Dou¬ble Support" brassieres.There are Maiden Form firdles tosalve all "hin diOietdties"—to giveyou the ftentle, moulded curies youwant in place of the bulges andbumps that most figures come bynaturally. Here it is Children’s Book w-eekand one can find the most attrac¬tive books for the younger membersof the family at very satisfactoryprices, ranging from 15 cents to$3.50. One amusing book concernsthe adventures of “Nancy,” by RuthAlexander Nichols. The book is fullof lovely photographs of Nancy, do¬ing the things any four-year-oldlittle girl loves to do. She is just aregular girl put into the pages of abook.Another interesting book is theNewberry book for 1933, “YoungFu of the Upper Yangtze,” by Eliza¬beth Foreman Lewis. This book wasconsidered the most distinguishedcontribution to American literaturefor children and it concerns the ad¬ventures of a young Chinese boywho is the personification of the re¬juvenating spirit of an ancientcivilization—a very worthwhile bookfor one of almost any age. This nextitem is good news.The “pop-up” books have poppedup again and this time with thecratifying addition of a “Mickey.Mouse” and “Silly Symphony” vol¬umes. in the story, pictures and“Pop-up” illustrations by the WaltDisney studios. “Pop-ups” are threedimensional illustrations which pop¬up like magic when the book isopened, and vanish when the bookis closed. Some of you “older chil¬dren” might enjoy the “King Nep¬tune” and the “Babe in the Woods”numbers which you have probablyseen in the movies. If you wantsomething a little more educational,“A Child’s History of Art” by V.M. Hillyre and E. G. Huey is justthe thing. This book is a companioncolumn to Mr. Hillyre’s “Child’sHistory of the World” and is a sur¬vey of painting, architecture, andsculpture through the ages from theearliest art of the caveman to thelatest modern American art. Thesefour books and many others whichI haven’t room to tell you about,may be obtained at the UNIVER¬SITY BOOK STORE. Dresses Worn at FraternityDances Show IncreasingFormality.By SUE RICHARDSONWhat would women do if theycouldn’t get dressed up in glamor¬ous get-ups every now and then?Men can’t appreciate how excitingparty clothes make us feel. Andfraternity parties give us such goodreasons for looking our prettiest thatwe should be grateful for them.Jane Hempleman, for instance,never looked more stunning than shedid at a recent dance, where sheappeared in one of those smart newtunics in soft yellow-orange sTTk overa black skirt. The silhouette wasclosely molded and simple in line,making Miss Hempy look decidedly.svelte. A wide belt and puffedsleeves which ended just above theelbow were significant details of thedress, as were the black accessorieswhich set it off.j Of course you’ve noticed the in-I creasing formality of informal eve¬ning costumes. As an example, youI must hear of the raisin colored mer-‘ maid sheath which Violet Elliotj wore last Saturday evening. The tinyI train and deep decolletage of theback, which was partly hidden bythe high bow that tied at the napeof the neck, were informalized bythe long sleeves. A plaited gold beltdefined the w'aistline, and a smallbrown cap completed the costume.Lorraine Watson looked especiallystunnning one evening recently inanother of those floor length, low-back frocks which are .so popular.This one was of brilliant red silkwhich, like all smart dresses now’a-days, was simple but clinging. Thesupple gold belt and tiny black tur¬ban were the completing touches tothi.s most alluring ensemble. university, since two professors areusing hypnotism co regulate the dietof their laboratory subjects. If, andwhen. University women are assur¬ed by science of a fashionably slimfigger. Psychology 201 will probablybecome a favorite course for thefeminine element at the University.When interviewed upon this seri¬ous situation, Harold A. Swensonof the Psychology department said,“It would be absurd to employ hyp¬nosis as a general method to reducean individual’s weight, when it canbe done in much simpler fashion.However,” Mr. Swenson went on tosay, “suggestions, always muchmore forceful when received underthe hypnotic state, have been knownto create a distaste for almost any¬thing, so why not for fatteningfoods?”“Anyway,” sighed Mr. Swenson,“who wants to be thin? Didn’t I hearsomewhere that Mae West has start¬ed a vogue for ‘fashionable curves’?”We conclude, “A word to thewide is sufficient.”Calendar It takes a Deke dance to makelittle ladies and gentlemen of usparty-goers. People imbibed onlythe orange punch and so were ableto sing with reasonable equilibriumafter the festivities. Highlights ofthe party that are printableVINNIE NEWMAN looking for hishat supplied the funniest scene ofthe evening. .RONNIE MORSE look¬ed so stately with BEN MANN. .VIO¬LET ELLIOT and DAN WALSH,BONITA LILLIE and CHUCKDWYER, and PAT VAIL and BILLWATSON triple dated for the oc¬casion, if you care.... ETHEL ANNGORDON with BOB BALSLEYsurprise! LUCY TRUMBULL,looking stunning in brown velvet with JIM JONES JOHN BAR¬DEN escorted LILLIAN SCHOEN,the freshman daughter of the emin¬ent Carnegie psychologist. . .MARYLOUISE COOLIDGE and JACK AL¬LEN, like the rest of us, had adreadful time finding seating accom¬modations. . .what a couple GRACEGRAVER and HAYDEN WINGATEmade ELIZABETH McCASKYwas being w'hirled in true Deke fash¬ion by GENE FOSTER.As is the custom, the process ofLooking Them Over was the mainfeature of Friday’s Hoosier Hop.The fraternity lads had a greattime cutting and cutting again suchcouples as HELEN ANDERSEN andJOHN BALLENGER .... BETTYELLIS and CHUCK GREENLEAF....ALBERTA ANNON and SAMHEIND'EL JANE ELLEN MA¬SON, who came and went with ALECKEHOE, had her own private Dekedelegation LOIS CROMWELLand PHIL WHITE lent prestige.FRESHMAN OFFICERSAlberta Annon was elected presi¬dent of the Freshman Women’s ClubCouncil at a meeting of this groupyesterday noon. The new presidentcomes from Clarksburg, West Vir¬ginia, and she was prominent inhigh school activities.Betty Ellis was chosen vice-presi¬dent; Roxanne Lambie, secretary; WednesdayPi Delta Phi meeting in the Wick¬er room of Ida Noyes at 3:30.Y. W. C. A. meeting. Miss MaryB. Gilson speaking on “NaziPropaganda outside of Ger¬many.” Y. W. C. A. room at3:30.Sigma Delta Epsilon meeting inY. W. C. A. room. 8 to 10.Social Dancing class in the Ida Noyestheater. 8 to 10".ThursdayJewish Foundation meeting in theIda Noyes theater at 3:30.Avukah meeting in Y. W. C. A.room at 3:30.FridayW. A. A. meeting in Y. W. C. A.room at 3:30.Freshmen Woman’s Council inAlumni room at 12.and Rosamond Clarke, treasurer.Gladys Curtin, president of lastyear’s council, presided at yester¬day’s meeting, but the new officerswill assume their duties for the cur¬rent year at a meeting to be heldFriday at 12. Millard & Seymour*sOLD MEXICOSuccess of a Century of ProgressNow at 64th and Cottage GroveGRAND OPENINGTO-NIGHTFEATURING!Largest and Spiciest Floor Showin TownCast of 75 — Chorus of 24 Dancing BeautiesAdmission Always 50c EachNo Cover or Mininnum ChargeOpening Nite Only $C.Q0per coupleInaugural Ball ^ including DinnerInvitation Only — Secure Yours atThe Daily Maroon OfficeDancing to Charlie Pierce’s Orchestra.Abe Raynor, ManagerHYDE PARK 2155 OLD MEXICO, Inc.If you like to lounge around oncold winter evening.s, here's just thething for you—a stunning wraparound lounging; robe of wide-ribbedcorduroy, ankle length, with veryperky ruchings around the neck anddown the surplice closing at thewaist. It also has niching at thewrist and comes in those lovelyjewel colors—bright red, g»een andblue. This robe may be purchasedat the HYDE PARK HOSIERYSHOP for $5.1>5.The fruit angel-food cake at theGREEN SHUTTER is truely “foodfor the angels” with its dates, nutsand marachino cherries which almostmake it melt in your mouth. And aperfect complement for this cake isthe steaming hot chocolate madewith gull milk and with lots offoamy whipped cream floatingaround on top. The address is 5650Kenwood avenue.Shown on the iiifure are MaidenForm’a new V-lhie braasiere—"Dee'-La-Tay”—designed to give width aswell as uplift to the bust; aii<l "Higli-Waist” girdle No. 171-8, an exquisite"stream-line” Ib-iiicli semi-step-inof elastic and satin brocade, lacetrimmed. These are only two out of ugreat variety of Maiden Form crea-tiuna. Ask your dealer to show themto you or write for free booklet.Dept. C3 — Maiden Form Brassieret>>., Inc., 245 Fifth Ave., New York.AT ALL LEADING STORESlOOK KM me NAMt gK. U. S. fAT. on.CIK.Pttt*CAIt.Tllk. ■ILT(NONE GENUINE WITHOUTiTHIS lASEL ! Hopefully, warily, we embarkupon the treacherous .waters of acolumnist’s career. The seas arerough; let the winds blow!Believe it or not there- are someathletic women who are willing, eveneager, to compete in tournamentswithout any hope of either winninga silver cup, or seeing their namesin print. We are taking it upon our¬selves to remedy the latter injus¬tice. The tennis tournament is infull sway now, and if the weathercontinues favorable, they may finishit before Christmas. Evelyn Siris ofBeecher has defeated KatherineCottingham of Foster; AltheaBarnes of Kelly lost to EuniceSchuster of Green; and Peggy Stern,a Beecherite, defeated Molly Masonof International House. Better hur-fContinued on page 4) You Dont Have to Be a Football Hero!To Take a Beautiful Girl toTHE EIGHTEENTH ANNUALINTERFRATERNITY BALLThe Opening Party of the FormalSeason Will Be Held in theCrystal BallroomofThe BLACKSTONE HOTEL*3.00 per coupleFreshman this is your first major University function and you are invited to attend.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15. 1933The Daily Maroon offers a unique ser¬vice for its readers. Anyone wishing tick¬ets to theatrical performances may orderthem at the Business Office between 1 :30and 5:30 each school day.This service is free and the seats se¬cured are the best available. You knowwhere your seats will be before you leavethe office.Maroon Theater BureauROOM 7 - LEXINGTON HALL —to the rhythm of the Grand M arch and the soft rustle of trains.With a jeweled diadem in her hair ai\d aiigel-wings sproutingfrom her shoulders, Lorraine looks like a princess at a ball froma very authentic fairy tale. . . .and' Ruth speaks another lan¬guage of grand ladies, glamorous trains and much sophistica¬tion. You, too, will follow in their footsteps to Field’s After-FiveRoom for the gown of your dreams. Grand entrances are made,you know, with gowns like these for the small sum of $29.75.After-Five Room—Sixth FloorMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYSPENCERIIIN Shaughnessy Prepares for Illini;Counts on Cullen to Plug Gap Intramural TouchbailTourney ReachesSemi-Final Tiltsthe best pensthen . and NOfV!SPENCERIANFOUNTAIN PENFor 75 years Spencerian hasbeen “the best pen name” theworld over. Precision methodsof manufacture, hand workman¬ship, the use of high carbonSheffield steel exclusively, andthe individual testing of eachseparate pen have maintained,throughout the years, theunique Spencerian quality andthe fine Spencerian reputation* * * The same high ideals of quality andrepute are found today in the SpencerianFountain Pen, a completely modern fountainpen worthy in every way to bear the Spen¬cerian name. With features, workmanship,and finish customarily associated only withexpensive makes, the Spencerian FountainPen has set new standards of value in thefountain pen field. See and try one at theUniversity of Chicago Book Shop. Compareit with any $5.00 fountain pen. Coach Shaughnessy is looking for¬ward to Saturday’s game with anenthusia.sm which seems to indicatethat when the Maroon eleven entersits game with the Illini, a displayof Chicago power with dominate theshow.Though Chicago has failed to winfrom Wisconsin and Indiana it out¬played the two teams such an ex¬tent that if the breaks are evenwhen the Maroons go to Champaignthe game will be hard fought withthe winner unpredictable. The Ma¬roon’s tough breaks are evidencedby the fact that in four conferencegames the Chicago team has onlyone touchdown to show for close tohalf a mile of progress,—750 yards.Cullen Is Spark-PlugThe quarterback problem whichhas been worrying Coach Shaugh-i nessy all season apparently has beensatisfactorily solved by Ed Cullen,the most useful all-around player onthe team. Cullen mixed his playswith fine judgment Saturday, de¬spite the fact that he was callingsignals from the center position.The return of Ell Patterson to cen-1 ter will permit Cullen to play in thebackfield against Illinois and he will! be in a better position to make de-cisions.j A large part of the improvementj in the Maroon offense which w’as! evident last Saturday is due to the$200Duke UniversitySCHOOL OF MEDICINEDurham, N. C.Four terms of eleven weeks aregiven each year. These may betaken consecutively (M.D. inthree years) or three terms maybe taken each year (M.D, infour years). The entrance re¬quirements are intelligence,character and at least two yearsof college work, including thesubjects specified for Grade AMedical Schools. Catalogues andapplication forms may be ob¬tained from the Dean.14 k. Solid Gold NibGenuine iridium Tip. . . for smooth, effortless writing: ,and en¬during wear. Scientific feed assures rightamount of ink at pen point. Patented fillingdevice gives generous ink capacity. Fine,Medium, and Dome Points. Barrels in glossyblack and dark and black pyroxylin.THE UNIVERSITY OFCHICAGO BOOK STORE5802 EJlis Avenue Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily Maroon: Night editor for the next issue;I Tom Barton. Assistants: Raymond, Lahr and Harry Yeidel.Music and Religion“The Ethnic Faiths Today; Islam; Today.” Professor Martin Spreng-ling. At 12 in Joseph Bond chapel.I Carillon recital. University cha-J pel. 4:30.Phonograph concert. From 12:30! to 1:15 in Social Science Assembly* hall.' Lectures“Moscow, 1933,” Miss Roberta' Burgess. Leon Mandel hall at 8:15.! “Cultural Aspects of ModemGermany,” Dr. Friedrich Schoene-; mann. At 8 in International House.I “Nazi Propaganda,” Miss Maryi B. Gilson. At 3:45 in Ida Noyeshall.Undergraduate Organiiationsj University Debate Union. At 7:45in the Reynolds Club,i Tap Club. At 4 in Ida Noyes low-: er gym.Miscellaneousi Settlement Tea and Handicrafti Exhibit. At 3:30 in Ida Noyes Li-I brary and Lounge.•I D. T.’S(Continued from page 3)’ ry up, snow is on the way!In the lower dresser drawer of ai certain room on the second floor of■ Foster there is a thick red volumeof doubtful content—doubtful, thatI is, to the uninitiated. Why theI cloud of mystery? What is the pass-! word? Who are the stockholders?Kelly hall announces the initia-i tion of a new house-member, Rudy! B’letz, on the recommendation ofi Betty Humiston. They believe thathis frequent attendance at dinnerjustifies this radical innovation.What are your privileges now,Rudy?Gates has a predicament all its: own. Two inmates, Virginia Blosserand Virginia Blocker, have greatdifficulty in keeping their telephonecalls, mail, and males apart. Theother night there was more coiifu-sion than usual. The teleplione wires1 were hot, and tongues buzzed. Whenthe smoke cleared away, VirginiaBlocker walked out with VirginiaBlosser’s date. That was all com¬paratively simple, but what we wantto know is, what happened to theother half of the quartet? progress made by the line in the pasttwo weeks, and with more individ¬ual drill and plenty of scrimmage,there should be further gains beforethe Illinois game. The two new ends,John Baker and Bill Langley, con¬tributed to the showing on attacklast Saturday despite the fact thatthey were called upon to handle tac¬kles who were twenty pounds heavierthan they were.This week’s Maroon practice isconsisting of dummy scrimmage andthe development of touchdown playsto head an attack that'has rolled uplarge yardage totals. Quarterbacktactics inside the scoring zone arealso receiving attention for thetouchdown push seemed lacking inthe Maroon attack. The intramural touchbail tourna¬ment is fast drawing to a close withthe playing of the quarter finals yes*terday. Phi Beta Delta, Psi Upsil-on. Delta Kappa Epsilon, and AlphaDelta Phi were the winners of thequarter final tilts, and will be match¬ed up for the semi-finals tomorrowas follows; Delta Kappa Epsilon vs.Psi Upsilcn, and Phi Beta Delta vs.Alpha Delta Phi.The Phi B. D.-Kappa Sig game,probably the outstanding contest ofthe day, ended 19-0 in favor of PhiB. D. Marver and Yedor each inter¬cepted a pass which they convertedinto a touchdown for the winners.Sid and Trevor Y/eiss were the keymen in almost every play and much of the success is due to their play¬ing.Psi U. made the high score of theday when the boys turned in a 47-6win over Beta Theta Pi. Cochranput over two touchdowns and anextra point for the winners, whileLaird, Howard, and Templeton eachscored 7 points. Pickett made thesingle touchdown for the Betas.The Deke-Phi Psi and the AlphaDelt-Kappa Nu tilts were both 6-0affairs. Both contests were quiteevenly matched, and it took hardfighting to score, Harris scored the6 points for the Dekes, and Wilsonscored for the Alpha Delts.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS SEVENTY STUDENTSREGISTER FOR CHORUS(Continued from page 1)sia and othen nations, to be present¬ed in next quarter’s concert, andcompositions to be sung in the Uni¬versity Symphony’s program De¬cember 8 and 9.TQ THE BIG GAMECHICAGO VS.ILLINOISWeek-end #f»<% ^Rqund Trip to S3.60('hamiiaiKn ^3 departures daily each wayUnion Bus. Term., 1157 SWabash; Loop; 170 NState; South: «3< 2 StonyIsland. Phone Wabash 7700.GRE\5HOUIVD