Vol. 34. No. 27.The GreeksHave a Word—By HARRY MORRISON—alpha delta phiWent over to the Alpha Delthouse last Tuesday noon to start inyresearches into frat clubs on the U.of C. campus. Started on the AlphaDelts principally because they starttheir name with “a,” which is thefirst letter of the alphabet. Talkedto Bob Macintosh, and he thoughtit was a swell idea and said chatAlpha Delt would relish it. You hearjust that sort of thing from any fra¬ternity, but from the cooperation Igot I think they all meant it.First, for a little bit of back¬ground. Maybe you’d like to knowthat A. D. Phi was founded in 1832.There are twenty-seven chapters andmost of them are at the betterknown schools. There are no south¬ern chapters and the predominanceis or the eastern seaboard. Thereare three chapters in Canada andfour on the west coast.ACTIVEThe Alpha Delt standard of activ¬ities is that men should engage inactivities, not for the honor due theindividual, not for the honor due tothe men, themselves, but only to dothe part expected of them as under¬graduates in the University. Theyare predominant in no particularfield, but fairly well represented inmany. They now have men in sevensports, although it is true that therehave been times when they have beenfar better represented in athleticsthan at the present time.That their interests run to the cul¬tural side is evidenced by the factthat they have long been interestedin dramatics and now have some sixmen in the Dramatic Association andactively taking part in some form ofdramatic production. The AlphaDelt plays were started in 1925 andare now fast on the way to becom¬ing an institution.They are not active in publica¬tions this year and at the presenttime have no one working on any ofthe publications except Harve El-lerd, who is on the staff of thePhoenix. Charles Newton, Jr., form¬er co-conductor of The TravellingBazaar, was Student Publisher lastyear, and if back this year, wrill oc¬cupy the same position.One thing the Alpha Delts areparticularly proud of is their li¬brary. It contains some one thou¬sand of books, including text-books,reference books, and readable fic¬tion. They have a shelf devoted en¬tirely to the works of men of theirfraternity, and they want it knownthat each and every one of the vol¬umes is autographed by the author.FINANCEThere have been stories heardhere and there about this frat clubbeing broke and going off campusand losing all their money. This isnot true. 'There was a profit last yearafter all the bills were paid andthere was a refund made to allthe men who had paid full housebills of $60 throughout the year.The bills are $60 a month formen living in the house and $30for men outside the house. They areall-incIusive; there are absolutelyno extra assessments of any kind.The initiation fee is $60. A veryinteresting arrangement exists formen who are unable to meet all thebills; thus, if a man wishes to live inthe house, he may do so by payingonly $45, if that is all he is able topay, and a similar and proportionaladjustment is made in the case ofthose living outside the house. Oneman now living outside the house, ispaying only $15 a month.This must not be taken to meanthat everyone is paying reducedrates or that Alpha Delt plays theangel, nor is it just a rushing argu¬ment. Believe it or not, I’m writ¬ing this myself. Incidentally thehouse itself was put up by thealumni association which subscribeda sum sufficient to start the build¬ing and then put a first and secondmortgage on it. The interest on themortgage is being met with no dif¬ficulty. If (Kerr’s words) by any un¬foreseen chance, the mortgage in¬terest could not be paid, there wouldbe no crisis because the burdenwould simply be shared for the timebeing by the alumni.LAST WORDThere’s your fraternity, now, fel¬lows. Fight over it. If you don’tknow it'now, it might be well tostate that Alpha Delta Phi is recog-fContinnetl on page 4) UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 19333.2 BEER IS NOT SettiementBoardINTOXICATING. DR.CARLSOX FINDSConclufdes an ExtensiveFour Months Seriesof Tests“Three-point-two” beer was pro¬nounced non-intoxicating in a reportmade public today by Dr. Anton J.Carlson, chairman of the depart¬ment of physiology at the Univer¬sity, at the conclusion of an exten¬sive series of experiments. Thebeer made legal last April, tests atthe UniversTty have determined, willnot cause intoxication in quantitieswhich can be consumed with com¬fort.During the past four months. Dr.Carlson disclosed, tests have beenrun on more than fifty men andwomen, drawn from many walks oflife and comprising a representativecross section of the population. Thesubjects ranged in age from 19 to60 years, and in weight from 100to 233 pounds. Under carefully con¬trolled conditions these subjectsdrank from two to sixteen 12-ouncebottles of beer, during periods rang¬ing from fifteen minutes to sixteenhours, and they were tested in threeways, as follows:Blood Test*(1). Determinations were madeof the changing amount of alcoholin the blood, and these figures werecompared with the amounts presentin the blood of people judged in¬toxicated in police courts; (2) rec¬ords were made of the perform¬ance of the subjects in six types ofmental and physical tests, includingreaction time to lights and sounds,standing steadiness, sensitivity topain, hand steiidmeas, and speed innaming colors and arranging play¬ing cards in suits; (3) general be¬havior of the subjects was notedby the experimenters during andafter drinking.Six different quantities and ratesof drinking were studied: 2 bottlesin 15 minutes, repeated with andwithout food; 4 bottles in 30 min¬utes, with and without food; 2 bot¬tles an hour for 8 hours; 1 bottleevery 40 minutes for 8 hours; 1bottle an hour for 16 hours; and aforced drinking rate of 8 to 14 bot¬tles, in which subjects who volun¬teered were urged to drink as fastas they could, without regard totheir own comfort.Faculty to ConductClasses in Institutefor Adult EducationFaculty members and studentswill direct classes of the Hyde ParkY. M. C. A. Leisure Time Instituteat 1400 East 53rd street in its sec¬ond year of activities.Samuel C. Kincheloe, assistantprofessor of :he Sociology of Re¬ligion, will ser'e as chairman of thefaculty committee in charge of se¬lecting instructors for the classes inEnglish, Fine Arts, including sketch¬ing and drawing. Psychology, News¬paper Writing, Arts and Crafts,and an open forum on social andeconomic issues.Other members of the Universitycommunity who will assist in thisadult education plan are Robert C.Woellner, secretary of the Board ofVocational Guidance and Place¬ment; Dr. Dudley B. Reed, directorof the Student Health Service; Mrs.Clara E. Powell, assistant professorof Religious Education; L. L. Dur-ish, graduate student in PoliticalScience; and John M. Marion, ofthe department of Economics.HANSEN WRITES BOOKREVIEWS TOMORROWHarry Hansen, literary editor ofthe New York World Telegram, willwrite a column of book reviews fortomorrow’s issue of The Daily Ma¬roon. Mr. Hansen, when a studentat the University, was associate edi¬tor of The Daily Maroon, literaryeditor of the Cap and Gown, andmanaging editor of the ChicagoAlumni Magazine.Among the books Mr. Hansen haswritten are: “The Adventures of theFourteen Points,” “Midwest Por¬traits,” and “Carl Sandburg, TheMan and His Poetry.” Holds Tea at IdaNoyes TomorrowPlans for a newer and more novelAll-University tea, to be sponsoredby the Settlement Board, were coni-pleted yesterday by Barbara Bev¬erly, chairman of the committee incharge of arrangements for the af¬fair. The tea will be held in IdaNoyes hall tomorrow from 3:30 to5:30.Admission to the tea will be grant¬ed on receipt of an article of cloth¬ing or other useful objects whichcan be sold at the annual Settle¬ment rummage sale to be held laterin the year.Members of the various racialand student groups at the Settle¬ment have prepared an interestingdisplay of their handicraft for thetea. All proceeds from the eventwill go to the University Settlement,one of the most important welfareprojects in the city.The clothing canvass of the fra¬ternity houses and dormitories, whichwas started last week, is being greet¬ed with a splendid response by theorganizations contacted. Ed Day,who is in charge of the clothingcanvass, intends to widen the workof his committee to contact everygroup on campus in a search of suit¬able articles, either of clothing orarticles of other value, which canbe sold or used directly at the Set¬tlement. Most of the articles whichhave been donated will be sold atthe rummage sale, but a numberhave also beeq sent directly to theSettlement for use. Anyone whowishes to donate anything to theSettlement can do so by bringingthe article or articles to the Chapeloffice.The tea is the first of severalnew activities to be sponsored bythe Settlement Board. 'They will beannounced later in the year.ORCHESIS PRESENTSGONCEiiT OF DANCESTONIGHT IN MANDELFourteen members of the OrchesisSociety will present a concert of cre¬ative dancing this evening at 8:30in Mandel hall. Miss Marian VanTuyl, instructor in Physical Cul¬ture, is directing the group, whichwill be accompanied by Jean Wil¬liams, pianist. There is no admissioncharge.Dancers who will appear on theprogram include Helen Mary Brown,Alice Davis, Mary Belle Click, Char¬ity Harris, Ruth Ann Heisey, RuthHerzman, Eleanor Lauer, EloiseMoore, Joan Naumberg, Ruth No¬ble, Cleta Olmstead, EHinor Porter,Emily Robinson, and Harriet AnnTrinkle. The production staff' forthe recital is under the direction ofGifford Mast, who will be assistedby Stanley Reynolds and OliverStatler.“The three-fold purpose of cre¬ative dancing, as embodied in theconcert, aims at bodily coordinationand poise, increased appreciation ofmusic and of artistic form, and in¬dividual expression in relation to thegroup,” Miss Van Tuyl explained inan interview yesterday. “The strictform of the creative dance, utiliz¬ed to achieve these aims, is as logi¬cal in its development as the struc¬ture of music or of architecture.”SECOND ISSUE OFPHOENIX APPEARS ONCAMPUS THURSDAYThe Interfraternity Ball numberof the Phoenix will appear Thurs¬day, featuring an article on Presi¬dent Hutchins, entitled “Hutchinsthe Humanist,” by Rube Frodin. BobSharp contributes a humorous ar¬ticle; Lou Cowan, one on “Public¬ity;” Val Parker Quentin, a com¬mentary on “Rushing;” and EdwardNicholson, an article on sports.In addition, a page of caricaturesof well known campus people willappear. Other features are an R. 0.T. C. column by Maurice Bame, acomment on the noonday concerts,by David Levine, and news of wom¬en’s clubs, by Margaretha Moore.Copies may be obtained for 15cents. As usual campus women willvie for honors in the selling of thesecond issue. Subscriptions for theremaining numbers may be obtain¬ed in Haskell li.y Boysen and NorwoodWin Illini TicketsRaymond Boysen and KatherineNorwood won the University Book¬store contest on guessing the scoresof the last four Maroon footballgames. Boysen and Miss Norwoodalthough they were tied by twenty-three others in judging three gamescorrectly, came the closest to theactual scores. Morris Mallin andWalter Mayne were second andthird respectively in the men’s divi¬sion while Eva Lebelt and SylviaRosen were the runners-up in thewomen’s section.The winners will each be reward¬ed w'ith two tickets on the 50 yardline to the Chicago-Illinois game.More than 450 persons participatedin the contest.beruTpiiofessorANALYZES'CIUTURALASPECTS OF GERMANY'Doctor Friedrich Schoenemann,professor at the University of Ber¬lin, will give a sympathetic analysisof “Cultural Aspects of Modern Ger¬many” at the International Housetheater tomorrow evening at 8. Thislecture will be presented under theauspices of the Discussion Commit¬tee of the International House Stu¬dent Council and will be open tothe public free of charge.Professor Schoenemann was ahiember of Harvard University fac¬ulty for seven years. Serving therefrom 1914 through 1918 he was theonly German citizen on the facultythroughout the World War. Since1927 he has been professor ofAmerican Literature and History atthe University of Berlin.Recently Professor Schoenemannwas awarded the Ralph Beaver'Strassburgh prize for the best Ger¬man book in "the United States forhis “Die Vereinigten.” He was apupil of Debelius.Professor Schoenemann came tothe United States this fall to com¬plete work on a new history of lit¬erature of the American peoplewhich he is about to publish. Atnoon today he will speak at thePalmer House before the ForeignRelations Council. Edgar AnselMowrer, newspaper correspondent toGermany addressed this samegroup when he was in Chicago.While in Chicago, ProfessorSchoenemann and his wife are ex¬pected to stop at the InternationalHouse.Educational Problemsof Radio Discussedby Judith C. WallerProblems of program building forboth commercial and educationalbroadcasts were discussed informal¬ly yesterday by Judith Waller, edu¬cational director of the NationalBroadcasting Company and for manyyears manager of station WMAQ,at a meeting of the University radioclass in Mitchell Tower.“The National Broadcasting Com¬pany sells forty percent of its timeto commercial advertisers,” she said,“which leaves sixty percent to bepresented and paid for by the Com¬pany.” Many of these sustainingprograms must be educational, itwas explained. The University, forexample, was given $90,000 of timelast year.With so many different types ofeducational institutions asking fortime on the air, obviously the pro¬grams cannot consist of lecturesalone. It is the business of MissWaller and her staff to see thatthere is some variety in the featurespresented.ILUNI FETE TEAMAFTER GRID GAMEWith the hope of furthering thefriendship between the two univer¬sities, the Student Alumni Associa¬tion of the University of Illinois an¬nounces that it is sponsoring a danceSaturday evening after the game inhonor of the visitors from the Uni¬versity. Coach Shaughnessy and theMaroon eleven have been invited tobe the guests of honor.The affair will be held in the WarGym at the University of Illinois.Ben Pollack’s band, featuring DorisRobbins as soloist, will furnish themusic. Tickets will be $1.25. Yearbook TakesFirst Group ofSenior PicturesActual work on the Cap andGown, campus yearbook, was start¬ed yesterday when the first roundof senior photographs was takenAs fast as the Cap and Gown staffcan accurately determine which stu¬dents are eligible to be classified as“seniors,” these students will benotified to appear at the photog¬raphers. Pending notification, how¬ever, seniors are urged to registerfor pictures at the Cap and Gownoffice, Cob'o 209, any day this weekbetween 9 and 5.Daguerre studios, located at 218south Wabash avenue, are the of¬ficial photogi-aphers for the Capand Gown. They will begin takingclub pictures within the next twoweeks.Depailing from the traditi'inalmethod of picturing the seniors, ^heCap and Gown staff this year is in¬augurating a novel scheme. Asquare panel, containing twelve pic¬tures, will appear in the upper left-hand corner of each page, while adescription of each of the personspictured will appear below in hori¬zontal lines, instead of the old ver¬tical lines. Each pagei will also con¬tain the seal of the University inlight maroon, as a background.The University directory, which ispublished by the Cap and Gownstaff, will appear about November24. Inside the maroon cover withsilver lettering will be listed thenames, addresses, telephone num¬bers, afid fraternal connnections of'7564 University students. In addi¬tion, the names of graduates andfreshmen will be indicated as such.This latter is an innovation withthe Cap and Gown. Because of itthe directory is being issued slight¬ly later than usual.THIRD PARK-BORGESSLECTURER DESGRIBESUFE IN 1933 MOSCOW“Moscow—1933” will be thetheme of a lecture Roberta B’urgess,sister of Ernest W. Burgess, pro¬fessor of Sociology, will give to¬morrow night at 8:15 in Mandelhall. This will be the third of thefour Park-Burgess lectures.Miss Burgess recently returnedfrom Russia, where she spent sev¬eral weeks living with a Communistfamily, who lived in a small apart¬ment in one of the new residentialareas for workers. In 1930, MissBurgess spent the summer in Russia,living at various Soviet farms.From first hand experience, thespeaker will talk about the Russiansat work, at play, and in their dailyroutine of life. Her lecture will beillustrated with slides and posters.These posters portray evidences ofpublic opinion, art in new Russia,and the A. B. C.’s of the Soviets astaught in the schools.Miss Burgess is a member of theexecutive committee of the Societyfor Cultural Relations with Russia,and is also a member of the Execu¬tive B’oard and the research commit¬tee of the Chicago Urban League.Previous lectures in the serieswere given by Robert Park, profes¬sor of Sociology on ’’The MainStreet of the World.”LAW REVIEW APPEARSTOMORROW; FEATURESILUNOIS PRACTICE ACTThe new Illinois Civil PracticeAct and federal legislation are fea¬tured in the Law Review, Lawschool quarterly, which is publishedtomorrow. Copies may be obtainedfrom Leo Segall, business editor, at60 cents a copy.Special articles describe the Il¬linois Civil Practice Act. ProfessorRoswell McGill, of Columbia, treatsthe pleading aspects; Professor Ed-son R. Sunderland, of Michigan,discusses the practice angle; andDean Charles E. Clark, of Yale, ex¬plains the appellate proced'are.Other special articles includeone on Police Power, by ProfessorsRay Brown and Howard L. Hall, ofWisconsin, and one on Legislationand Administration, by William 0.Douglas and George E. Bates ofYale. Price Three Cent.RAPP NAMES 16TO SENIOR CLASSCOUNCIL POSTSRuth Works SelectedSecretary; PitcherIs TreasurerSixteen seniors were appointedmembers of the senior class coun¬cil yesterday by Wayne E. Rapp,newly elected president of the cla.s.s.The council will be headed by RuthWorks who will act as secretary ofthe class, and Alvin Pitcher, whowill be the treasurer.Lorraine Watson and Ora L. Pel-ton will act as co-chairmen of a.committee to take care of socialfunctions, while Milton Olin andWilliam Goodstein will be the direc¬tors of senior publications. JohnThomson is the class historian.Members at LargeFrank CaiT and T. Eugene Fosterare the co-chairmen of the generalcouncil. Members at large are:Marvin Bargeman, Ed Cullen, Wil¬liam Hughes, Allan Marin, Mar¬garetha Moore, Robert Roesing andHerbert Schenker. This group willact as an advisory body to Rapp,and they will make and executeplans subject to his veto.The first activity of the councilwill be to sponsor a home-comingfor the Dartmouth-Chicago game.This marks the first attempt in re¬cent years to hold an affair of thiskind. Details of the event will ap¬pear in the columns of The DailyMaroon as soon as the council meets.“The functions of the council,”Rapp declared in an interview withthe Maroon yesterday, “will be toinsure successful reunions; to pro¬mote interest among graduatingseniors in University activities; tosponsor an All-University dance inthe spring; and to erect a monu¬ment of some sort on the campus asa memorial to the class of 1934. Ifeel that it is only fitting that thesenior class council be more than anorganization in name alone, and ac¬tually carry on activities that justi¬fy its existence.”Special significance is attached tothe activities of this council, for theclass is the last under the old plan.The final election for class presi¬dent was held two weeks ago underthe sponsorship of The Daily Ma¬roon.Debate Union MeetsOxford Team OverInternational NetworkThe debate teams of Oxford Uni¬versity and the University DebateUnion will engage in a debate overan international N. B. C. hookup at4 November 25. The final decisionon the subject has not been receiv¬ed by S. McKee Rosen, director ofthe Debate Union, but it will bechosen from the following threequestions submitted to Oxford:“British vs. American Radio Broad¬casting,” “Has Democracy Failed,”or “Should the ^Profit Motive beEradicated?”On Wednesday night members ofthe Debate Union will take part inan Intra-Union debate on the sub¬ject, “Making Permanent the Pres¬ent Powers of the Presidency.” Onthe affirmative side wil be EdwardClark and Edward Randall, whilethe negative will be championed byWells Burnette and Wendel Auld.The meeting will be held in theReynolds club, room A, at 7:30.SOCIALISTS ORGANIZEDISCUSSION GROUPSMembers of the Socialist club willmeet tonight at 7:30 in Social Sci¬ence 302 to organize discussiongroups of Socialist theory and tac¬tics. Following a brief businessmeeting, students will form divi¬sions devoted to theoretical andpi-actical aspects of participation inpolitical activities.Members of the group assisted inthe distribution of 100,000 anti-warleaflets in the Loop and at A Cen¬tury of Progress on Armistice Day.Ted Noss, vice-president, dropped20,000 leaflets from a plane.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1933iatlg maronnFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of ChicaKO. publiihed mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.60 a year ; $4.00 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entei-ed into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March IH. lUOS. at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSToil) Barton Noel B. Gerson Howard M. RichRobert J. Haaterlik Howard P. Hudson Florence WishnlckDavid H. KutnerBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’DonnellWilliam Loventhal Robert SamuelsSOPHOMORE REPORTERSHope FeldmanCharlotte FishmanEdgar GreenebaumRuth GreenbaumCharles HoerrHenry KelleyRaymond Lahr Janet Lewylames MacKenzieCurtis MelnickRobert McQuilkenDonald MorrisFrank MossRalph Nicholsonlean Prussing Philip RossHarker StantonJeanne StolteMarion WagnerWilliam WatsonWilliam WrightHarry Yeidel own words.But why, we opine, make illicit rushing ccm-venient while the Interfraternity committee, sevenleading fraternities, Owl and Serpent, and TheDaily Maroon are valiantly attempting to renderillegal rushing horribly inconvenient.Since the new plan and decent interfraternitydiplomacy are in vogue, we ask the Cap andGown to desist from such ostentatious pilloryingof first-year students.—J. P. B.SOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSJoel Alexander Zalmon Goldsmith Edward SchaarRod Chapin Howard Gottschalk Gerald SternFrank Davis Stanley Hayes Everett StoreyEDITORIAL COMMITTEEMarie Berger Louise Craver Preston CutlerWaldemar SelfNight Editor: Howard P. HudsonAssistants: Melnick and MossTuesday, November 14, 1933CAP AND GOWN TOSSESIN A MONKEY WRENCHMore in sorrow than denunciation we chargethe Cap and Gown staff with old plan obstinancyand diplomatic ineptitude for its amazingly stupiddecision to indicate freshmen names in the Univer¬sity directory.Tbe Board of Examiners, which spends its timeasking questions, answers in the same process thequery, “Who is a freshman?”Therefore the Cap and Gown can merely in¬dicate “first-year” students—"for the convenienceof fraternities” to quote their only reason in their John P. Barden,Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir:1 would like to inform you of an agreementmade between the larger campus fraternitiesabout a week before the appearance of your veryworthwhile editorial on “Fraternities Descend toMendicancy.” This arrangement, which amountsto a hold-off agreement, was made among themembers of Owl and Serpent who represent thefollowing fraternities: Alpha Delta Phi, Chi Psi,Delta Kappa Epsilon, Kappa Sigma, Phi DeltaTheta, Phi Kappa Psi, and Psi Upsilon. The planhas been brought before the respective chapters ofthese fraternities. The Owl and Serpent menfrom these houses have made themselves individ¬ually responsible to see that this agreement isstrictly obeyed within their own houses and inthe other fraternities represented.Seeing the disadvantages to the I'reshmen aswell as the disadvantageous light in which the fra¬ternity was placed by illegal rushing, as alreadypointed out in your editorial, and also realizingthe need for some sort of mutual self-protectionfor the fraternities, the men in Owl and Serpent !decided to make a hold-off agreement. They sawthat they would certainly lose no men by this ar¬rangement, and that the only way in which all thefraternities could be assured of an equal positionj as far as rushing is concerned was to do no rushingat all. This would also avoid the cut-throat rushing ,of last year which not only created hard feelingsbut was expensive. The agreement certainly isfeasible as long as it is lived up to completely,and our men intend to see that it is.The fraternities represented in this agreementinvite the freshmen to consider any violation ofthis pact as the breaking of a gentlemen’s agree¬ment and to form opinions of the fraternity rep¬resented in that light. The Owl and Serpent men^^pi'csented also ask that any reports of violationsbe brought to them so that they may handle them.Sincerely,Owl and Serpent,Frank Carr, President. The Travelling BazaarlBy SIDNEY HYMANTHE JOLLY BAND OF D. K. E.Despite Ilo Carr’s protest that dancing at theDeke party was like dancing in a clothes closeteverybody had a good time except Betty Patter¬son, poor kid. Somebody wore a dress just likehers. Of course the other dress had ah extra frillto it.Come to think of it, Howie Schultz of the dubi¬ous “I’m Schultz of D. K. E.” fame, didn’t seem to'enjoy himself either. “Did you ever try to keep aneye on Sarah Gwin at a party?’’ he growled. “II go upstairs, and she’s down stairs. I go downI stairs, and she’s out on the porch. Oh, God! Rightnow I’m following her from room to room. No! sooner do I get set in one room than she flits outinto another. Oh, God. There she goes now.’’♦ ♦ *And Pete Zimmer went to sleep at 10:45, after! bribing the orchestra to play Lohengrin’s Wed-I ding March for Isobel Kennedy and Bob Rice. Itwas a noble gesture, Pete, considering how re¬cently your passions for the forementioned misswere subdued.* « «JIGGERS, TONY, THE COPSJ. P. Barden and Lillian Schoen dropped inat Freshman dance (after seeing “Biography’’on Noel Gerson’s passes) long enough to affordone of life’s little tragedies for a freshman. Thislatter unfortunate, whose name shall go down toposterity simply as a tall, wiry gallant, was gaylywhirling out a quadrille with his lady fair whenPLOP—he rammed up against a veritable Gib-ralter. Shaken to the roots of his hair, he looked about, and seeing that the Gibralter was noneother than J. P. B. and “Diamond Lil,” the fresh¬man gallant wailed, “OH, MY GOD! AND I WASGOING OUT FOR THE DAILY MAROON!”* * *BLOATED PLUTOCRATSThought we’d see how the other 1,125,000,000of our nation lived last Saturday, and when wewere invited to the debut of Jean Hyman up atthe Fortnightly Club, we put on our best Englishaccent, our roommate’s tie, and Burt Young’s stiffcollar. But once we were inside the Club we knewthat we were in our element. We once worked ata morgue. Judging from all the flowers and thestiffness of the guests, there w’as little to choosebetween the debut and Jake Lingle’s funeral.The debutant stood in a corner stiff as a board,flanked on all sides by candles and flowers. Flun¬keys minced about as silent as the grave. We mur¬mured to the debit miss “That’s your green dre.ssdyed yellow, isn’t it'”LOW FAREST*oCHAMPAICN-URBANA’3 FOOTBALLChicago vs IllinoisNOVEMBER 18THROUND TRIP FROM CHICAGO45 Going November 17 or 18, returning not later= than November 19. Good in comfortable coaches.A A Going November 17 or 18, returning not later'''' than November 20. Good in comfortable coaches.Going November 17 or 18, returning not latero5 than November 21. Good in all equipment.Charge for berth or parlor seat extra.CO ILLINOIS CENTRALAVOID TRAFnC DELAYSRegular Trains leave Chicago for Champaign-Urbana1:29 a. m. 7:30 a. m. 9:45 a. m. 6:15 p. m. 10:50 p. m.Daily Ex. Sun. Daily Daily DailySpecial Train Saturday Nov. 18thDirect to Stadium DriveParlor Cars, Dining Car and CoachesLeave Chicago 9:30 a. m.RETURNING NOVEMBER 18thSpecialf Train will leave Champaign-Urbana (Stadium Drive) 5:00D. m. Champaign-Urbana Passenger Station 5:15 p. m.Special Train will stop at 4.3rd St., 53rd St. and 63rd St. in bothlirections.Regular Trains leave Champaign-Urbana for Chicago:12:15 a. m. 4:00 a. m. 7:00 a. m. 12:50 p. m. 5:50 p. ni.Daily Daily Daily Ex. Sun. Daily9 OFFICES TO SERVE YOUFor Information, Railroad and Parlor Car Tickets apply at any ThruTicket Office or Phone Harrison 7620—State 0313. Address mail en¬quires to J. V. Lanigan, Passenger Traffic Manager, 501 Cental Station,Chicago, Ill.Plenty of football tickets available—on sale in Chicago atSpauldings.ILLINOIS CENTRALThe fastest and most comfortable way to the game Editor, The Daily Maroon,Dear Sir;I should like to offer a few wordsof constructive criticism to the Stu¬dent Social Committee through yoorpaper’s columns.Looking over the proposed socialprogram which has been arrangedby the committee, I find that it isconstituted solely of dances and“mixers.”I think that it would be foundthat dances and mixers tend to at¬tract mainly those people who arealready engaged in the school’sextra-curricular life.Since such is the case, I thinkthat some steps should be taken toprovide a method of attracting theless active ones into the school’ssocial life. I believe that one wayof doing this is to have the socialcommittee arrange informal socialgatherings of people having similartastes and interests. For example,the committee could arrange a meet¬ing for all those interested in lit¬erature, either as a profession or forits cultural purposes. Other meet¬ings could be called for those in¬terested in science, in law, in poli¬tics, etc. ad infinitum.Since I have been on the quad- jrangles I have been constantly onthe lookout for people with literaryinterests and, despite <Gnslarit ques¬tioning of the various people I havemet in classes, at club meetings,dances, and mixers, I have managedto cull out only two with those in¬terests.As one of the jnany {freshmenwho have not yet completely foundall of my social desires satisfied, Iurge the social directors to consid¬er some method—not necessarilymine—by which there shall bebrought about a greater and a moreunified quadrangles.Yours for Chicago,Milton M. Plumb, Jr. DREXEL THEATRE858 E. MniTum. - Wed.Cecil R. DeMille*“THIS DAY AND AGE’’MaU. Daily 15c till <:3»UNIVERSITY BILLIARDS1127 Eaat 55th StrootSpecial Afternoon Rates for StudentsROTATION 2Vic per cueBILLIARDS 40c per hourThis ISBOOK WEEKthe time to pay attention to the newchildren’s books and make some ofyour Christmas selections.The Old and New in Pop-ups from Cinderellato Mickey MouseJolly Picture • Story Books for TotsBooks done by Noted IllustratorsBooks with aToreign Flavor**Caston and Josephine,"* **Cet-a-way andHary Janos"’Books for the Teen Age, 50c and up.Don’t miss ""Nancy,” the adorable little 3-yr.old, done in real photographs.""Young Fu”, the Chinese story which took thisyear’s Newbery prize.""Ann’s Surprising Summer” a story of theDunes, by Marjorie Hilt Allee.The Old Favorites in attractively illustratedDollar editions.The new one in the Hillyer series—""A Child’sHistory of Art.”Choose the ones you will want and havethem laid aside for you.PRICE RANGE — 15c to $3.50at theU. of C. BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Ave.DAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1933 Page ThreeSportFlashesKicks—Milcr Icket-1 to 0—Saturday—-By TOM BARTON- MAROONS MUFF CHANCE FORSCORE; TIED BY INDIANAThe art of kicking, which hasbeen almost a lost one in the foot¬ball pastime, is coming back. Sev¬eral of the more important gameof the past few Saturdays have beendecided by the educated toe of somekicker. Cook’s successful boot wasthe margin of the Illirti .3 to 0 winover Northwestern Saturday, andEverhardus’ goal and point afterwas the decisive factor in Michigan’s10 to 6 victory over Iowa. Jay B'erwanger’s point after touchdowngave our own Maroons a tie gameagainst Indiana.Out on the Pacific coast Bill Corbus of Stanford gave a classy ex¬hibition of kicking against SouthernCalifornia. The big Stanford guardkicked two field goals and an extrapoint to snap the Trojan string of 26games without a defeat, Stanfordwinning 13 to 7.Michigan and Purdue coacheshave always emphasized the import¬ance of a reliable place kicker ora drop kicker, and a great deal ofthe success of these two teams inthe past few years can be traced tothe steady foot of the^r kickers.m m 0Secretary of the Interior HaroldL. Ickes was once a Maroon trackman. Ickes, one of the most influen¬tial of President Roosevelt’s NewDeal administration, was a prettyfair “mile walker.’’ Don’t laugh—that used to be a regular intercol¬legiate track event. On his grad¬uation from the University Secre¬tary Ickes worked as a sports writ¬er, and the first thing that he didwas to demand the scrapping of this“gruelling and ungraceful’’ event.0 $ *Did you ever hear of a 1 to 0football game? In 1922 Penn Statebeat Ohio State 1 to 0 because JohnRichards, then Buckeye coach, calledhis team off the field after a fight.0 0 0SATURDAY no one was sadder(?) after Notre Dame's fourthstraight loss than Nobel Kizer, thevictorious Purdue coach. Kizer wasa member of an Irish team thatdidn’t lo.se, and is a bosom friendof “Hunk” Anderson, N. D. coach. ..j\mos Alonzo Stagg’s College of thePacific team held “Slip” Madigan’spowerful St. Mary’s grldmen to a7 to 0 score. ... Minnesota “rested”for the Michigan game, which dayof inactivity for the Norsemen maykeep the Wolverines awake Satur¬day. . . . Zimmer, Berwanger, SahlinLead Chicago Attackin 7-7 Came500 Tickets forIllinois Game on SaleFive hundred tickets for the Ma-roon-Illini game Saturday wereplaced on gale at $2.20 apiece yes¬terday at the athletic office. At theend of the first day’s brisk businessone hundred were sold. Chicagopartisans will be seated in a groupnear the 50 yard line in the mainwest stand. A special Illinois Cen¬tral train for Champaig^i will leaveSaturday rooming at 9:45.TODArSl-M GAMES2:45Alpha Delta Phi vs. Kappa Nu,field I.Psi Upsilon vs. Beta Theta Pi,field II.3:45Phi Kappa Psi vs. Delta KappaEpsilon, field I.Phi Beta Delta vg. Kappa Sig¬ma.In order to acquaint you withthe fact thatTheSTUDIO TEA ROOM1369 E. STth St.IS OPEN EVENINGSWe are offering Coffee andChocolate Cake to those pre¬senting this ad coupon.Good From 8:15 to MidnightUntil Norombor IStJi Flashes of brillance gleamed andwere blotted during the hour ofplay on Stagg field Saturday whenvictory slipped through the handsof Indiana and Chicago in the an¬nual meeting of the two teams. The7 to 7 tie is as, disappointing as de¬feat to the Maroons.Clark Shaughnessy’s men domin¬ated the game completelv. At timeswhen the team was clicking, the In¬diana defensive men might as wellhave been sitting on the bench. Chi¬cago displayed considerable powerat times and the blocking and of¬fensive play of the line showed theeffects of the many hours of drillingadministered by Shaughnessy,All the scoring came in the firstperiod but the Maroons almost gota touchdown .shortly after the half.With four downs to go four yards,Berwanger and Nyquist were unableto push the ball through the centerof the Indiana line for an officialscore. On his third try it seemedas though Berwanger had gone fora touchdown but the official incharge didn’t share that view andset the ball down inches from thegoal line.Chicago tried for a score from a Illinois Offense Builton Passing AttackBob Zuppke again has a bunchof “Fighting Illini” in the 1933 edi¬tion of his team. The Illini heatWisconsin in their first conferencestart and then held the champion¬ship-bound Michigan team to a 7 to6 score in a heartbreaker so far asthe Zuppmen were concerned. Sat¬urday the team eked out a victoryover Northwestern, the only scorebeing a field goal by Cook. The Il¬lini expect to go places against Chi¬cago when the two meet at Cham¬paign Saturday.The Illinois offense is built al¬most entirely upon a pass attackcentering around Jack Beynon onthe throwing end and Portman,Lindberg, Frink, and Shustek on thereceiving angle.field goal late in the game and In¬diana made two attempts fromplacement.Zimmer, Sahlin, and Berwangerall played their heads off. Each ofthose gentlemen gave exhibitions offootball that will live long as realexamples of the up-turn in Chicagoathletics. Panthers, OptimistsVie for IndependentGroup ChampionshipThe University High Panthers andthe Optimists won their Intramuraltouchball games yesterday andthereby also won the right to meeteach other for the championship ofthe independent entries. This gamewill be played this week.The Panthers achieved their vic¬tory over Tau Delta Phi, 19 to 6.Handy scored two touchdowns andLewis one for the winners. The Op¬timists trounced the Triple X’s 19to 0. Davidson, D. Jeffrey, and John¬son each contributed a touchdown.Burton 800 beat 600, 12 to 6 forthe right to meet 700 to determinethe dormitory champ. The play-offsto determine the champion of thefraternities start today with gamesbetween the winners of the fourfraternity leagues.Joseph West, a fifteen year oldfreshman who last summer won theNational Roque Tournament, is mak¬ing plans to organize a Roque clubat the University.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS LOCKSMITHCylinder and Auto Keys Daplicated2 for 18cAT-LAST-A Lockamith5658 Ellis Corner Entrance Millard & Seymour *8OLD MEXICOSuccess of a Century of ProgressNow af* 64th and Cottage GroveGRAND OPENINGTOMORROW NIGHTFEATURING!Largest and Spiciest Floor Showin TownCast of 75 — Chorus of 24 Dancing BeautiesAdmission Always 50c EachNo Cover or Minimum ChargeOpening Nite Only $CJ.OOper coupleInaugural Ball ^ ^ including DinnerInvitation Only — - Secure Yours atThe Daily Maroon OfficeDancing to Charlie Pierce’s Orchestra.Abe Raynor, ManagerHYDE PARK 21.S5 OLD MEXICO, Inc.That good taste you’retalking about is the seasoning’of Turkish Tobacco —HAPPEN to be oneof the men who buy Turkish to¬bacco for Chesterfield.‘*Our men live in Constan¬tinople, Samsoun, and Smyrnain Turkey; and Cavalla, Serres,Xanthi, and Patras in Greece.The best known Turkish tobaccoscome from these sections, and wetry to select the best grades forChesterfield.‘‘There is no other tobaccojust like Turkish—it has a tasteand aroma all its own. Chester¬field seasons them just right.“That good taste you’re talk¬ing about is the ‘seasoning* ofTurkish tobacco.”I festenieidciaarette milder * ci^areffe flat TASTES BETTER© 1933, Ligcstt & Mysis Tobacco Co.I■nrhwabAWi'iiimiiiniiiiiUrdiai^. 1:. ^ 11 iffriiEEiiffdiiiii''Miii4iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1933Page FourSpagandaoftiFMONKS IS REVEALEDBY PROFESSOR NiTZEBy FRANK H. MOSSThat propaganda was practicedeven by the monks of the period ofHenry II is a fact warranting theconcentrated study of ProfessorWilliam A. Nitze, head of the de¬partment of Romance Languagesand Literatures. Professor Nitze jspent the major part of last sum-!mer in Glastonbury, England, where |he made a study of the attempt ofthe monks of twelfth century Eng¬land to establish Glastonbury as theWestminster of the medieval periodinstead of Canterbury, whose cathe¬dral has held that distinction up tothe present.In the year 1186 in what was thenRoman Catholic England, Glaston¬bury monastery burned down. HenryII, anxious to reconstruct it on agrandiose plan, got his chamberlain,Ralph Fitz Stephen, to rebuild it ac¬cordingly. The result was a churchlarger and more beautiful than thecathedral of Bergundy, which wasthen the grandest ecclesiastical mon¬astic edifice of that period.In 1171, Thomas a Becket wasT^ THE BIG GAMECHICAGO VS.ILLINOISWeek-endRound Trip to 53.oOChampaign3 departures daily each wayUnion Bus. Term., 1157 S.Wabash; Loop: 170 N.State: South: 63C2 StonyIsland.GREY/HOUND NRA Experiment Will Leave anIndelible Mark on Business—Spencer“The recovery experimentationmay, as a maximum, completelychange the nature of business; cer¬tainly, as a minimum, it will leavean indelible imprint.’’ This was thethesis last night of Professor Wil¬liam H. Spencer, Dean of the Schoolof Business at the University, whoaddressed an audience at Fullertonhall, the Art Institute, on “The Re¬covery Legislation and the Futureof Business.”“Generally speaking, we are nowmurdered at Canterbury. The en¬terprising monks of Glastonburyprofited by this fact and tried tomake of Glastonbury the primatechurch of England, by attempting toalter completely *he traditions con¬cerning King Arthur.'fhe Celtic population of Britainbelieved that King Arthur, afterbeing wounded in the battle ofCamlan, was carried off to the fairyisland of Avalon to be healed of hiswounds and that he would eventual¬ly return. So the monks, in orderto please Henry and to further theircause, dug up the bodies of Arthurand Guinevere in the cemetery atGlastonbury and placed them in amarble tomb in the first new build¬ing that they erected. This was theLady chapel, facing west, unlikemost chapels, which face east, atGlastonbury.SHORTHAND IN 12 LESSONSThousands of students find ABCShorthand of tremendous value in tak¬ing accurate lecture and reading notes—iTiis shorthand can be masteredquickly in 12 easy lessons without aninstructor—Complete course now sellsfor $1.00 atUNIVERSITY BOOK EXCHANGE in an era in which we are conscious¬ly attempting to plan our businesscivilization,” Dean Spencer said.“The present program moves us inthe direction of economic national¬ism.“This inevitably means politicalnationalism and political isolation.If we are permanently to move inthe direction of economic national¬ism, we must cease to dream of thereturn of the golden years of pros¬perity. We must, indeed, reconcileourselves to lower standards of liv¬ing. The destruction of little pigs,the ploughing under of cotton, therestriction of wheat production,which we have recently witnessed,are as nothing compared with thepainful processes ahead of us as. wetrim American trade, industry, andagriculture to meet the needs ofdomestic markets.“It is my conviction, however, thatwe shall not drift permanently inthis direction. It seems to me thatwe are merely setting our own housein order, hoping that sooner or laterthe channels of international trademay be cleared.“The NRA encourages and tendsto develop greater solidarity of la¬bor. Going beyond any previous law,it not only guarantees to labor theright to deal collectively with em¬ployers, but contemplates and en¬courages labor unionization. Itseems probable, however, that ifNRA or its equivalent continues inexistence, that organized labor willassume a form different from thatwhich now prevails in America.“The company union will, in myopinion, inevitably tend to disap¬pear. The craft union, the prevail¬ing type, is likely to be succeeded intime by unions organized along industrial lines.fll fIHCHLIYmmTHE FOURTH FLOORUniversity men and young business men who desire qualityand good style in their clothes must inevitably turnto Finchley . . The Fall collection embracesa large variety of fabrics and patternsand is still being presented atextremely modest prices. Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Howard Rich. Assistants: CharlesHoerr and Robert McQuilken.Music and ReligionRabbi Solomon B.,Freehof, D. D.K. A. M. Temple, “The EthnicFaiths Today,” in Joseph Bond cha¬pel at 12.Dean Shirley J. Case, “Jesus,Creator of the Christian Gospel,” inJoseph Bond chapel at 7:30.Professor Fred Eastman, “Re¬ligious Drama,” in iSwift 106 at8:15.Associate professor Archibald G.Baker, “The Reconstruction of theMissionary Enterprise,” in Swift201 at 8:15.Christian Science organization, inSwift 205 at 7:30.Phonograph concert in Social Sci¬ence Assembly room at 12:30.Undergraduate OrganizationsLeague of Nations Association inSocial Science, room 105 at 4:30.Strolling Friars smoker in Rey¬nolds Club room A at 7:30.Dance recital by Orchesis in Man-del at 8:30.Cozy for tennis enthusiasts in Ida !Noyes Y. W. C. A. room at 3:30. ;Arrian club in Ida Noyes Wick-1er room at 3:30.W. A. A. in Ida Noyes Alumni jroom at 2:30. iWyvern club in Ida Noyes Northroom at 4 :30. jPega.sus in Ida Noyes Alumni !room at 12. !Achoth in Ida Noyes Green roomat 3:30.University chorus in Ida Noyestheater at 7:30. |Astrologo in Ida Noyes Alumni ;room at 7:30.Lectures |Professor John M. Gaus, “Admin-;istration of the Modern State,” inSocial Science 122, at 3:30. ;Professor Arthur J. Dempster, j“Electricity and Magnetism,” inHarper Mil at 4:45.John D. Black, “Federal Employ-jers’ Liability Act,” in Reynolds club 'at 8.Charles O. Hardy, “Aspects of theTransportation Problem,” in Haskellcommons at 8:15.MiscellaneousMotion pictures, “El Principe *Gondoliero,” International Housetheater at 4:30, 7, and 9.PUTTKAMMER RAPSCORONER’S JURY ASOUTWORN MACHINERY“The coroner’s jury is an out¬worn piece of machinery. It can’taccomplish any police and detectivework, as it is set up to do, becauseit is supposed to operate out in theopen. Witnesses can divulge orwithhold information as they please,making it impossible for a body of 'amateurs, who meet only once a!month, or so, to solve crimes.” iThis is the opinion of Professor;Ernst W. Puttkammer, of the Law :school, who recently'completed serv¬ice on the comer’s jury investigat-in g the murder of Gus Winkler,local gambler and hoodlum.As chairman of the ChicagoCrime Commission’s committee onPolice, Sheriff, and Coroner, Profes¬sor Puttkammer was one of the six“handpicked” jurors assigned to theinquiry. Other members of the cor¬oner’s jury were: Bertram J. Cahn,vice president of the Chicago CrimeCommission, who acted as foreman;Charles W. Bergquist, the other vicepresident of the Crime Commission;Ernest W. Blirgess, professor of So¬ciology at the University; Col. Hen¬ry Barratt Chamberlain, operatingdirector of the Crime Commission, ‘and a Mr. Schlossman, of the Jew¬elers’ Protective Association.“We felt at the start the hope¬lessness of accomplishing anythingin the way of uncovering the partywho committed the murder,” Profes¬sor Puttkammer said. “We fullyrealized the uselessness of the pres¬ent inquest. But we hoped to stim- julate active inquiry and demonstrate Iby our failure to accomplish any- jthing how little can be done this iway. ITHE GREEKS HAVEA WORD i(Continued from page 1)nized as one of the leading houseson the University campus.PLEDGINGPhi Gamma Delta announces thepledging of Harry Buncombe of Chi¬cago.Sigma Alpha Epsilon announcesthe pledging of John Worshem ofHenderson, Kentucky.Alpha Delta Phi announces thepledging of Bill Elston of Duluth,Minnesota. STUDENTS HA VENO BRAINS, SAYSFACULTY MEMBER Last Two Lectureson Germany Will BeHeld in Art InstituteCollege students have nt brains!Such was the opinion expressed byMiss Mary Gilson, associate profes¬sor of Economics, in an interviewyesterday with The Daily Maroon.“Students come to college withthe purpose of fitting themselves forfurther life work. They spend manyhours at hard labor on their assign¬ed subjects, but they forget thatthe essential thing in life is a littlecommon sense.” This fact Miss Gil¬son explained, is well displayed bythe ignorance of the College stu¬dents attempting to study in theCollege library.“I have come into the front roomof the library only to be almostovercome by the foul air. How in theworld can such people with everyday common sense pretend to studyin an atmosphere so stagnant?”FOR GOULJSGB emiiSMessm BvsiMBSs Coujb«i .U6 SoBtli MleUgaa Aymmtm, Cmtmgoettmmm 4X17 The two remaining lectures onthe series on Germany and Hitlerwill be held at the Art Institute inFullerton Hall in place of the Good¬man theater as was previously an¬nounced. On Friday night at 8:15,Professor Harry Gideonse talks on“The Economic and Social Aspects”and the following Friday ProfessorQuincy Wright has “The Legal andPolitical Aspects” as his subject inthe last of the series.PATRONIZE ‘THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERSMISS LINDQUISTCAFE5540 Hyde Park Blvd.In Broadview Hoteland1464 E. 67th St.BREAKFASTLUNCHEONDINNEROur SpecialitySWEDISH (SMORGASBORD)We Cater to Private Luncheon andDinner Parties. Phone Midway 7809.WHEN A FELLERNEEDS A FRIEND*• 44you can count on good old Briggs!When the Dean bites your head and yourholiday off for cutting . . . find solace inBRIGGS. There's not a bite in a barreltBRIGGS is mellowed in the wood foryears. It's smoother, better, than tobaccocosting twice as much.One puff of BRIGGS tells why it becamea nation-wide favorite before it had a lineof advertising. But let BRIGGS speakfor itself... in your own pipe.Briggs Pipe Mixture is eUo eold in Impound and^•pound tint ... and in 1-poond Humidor Ke^e.