Jiatlf sHatoonVol. 34. ^4o. 11 UNIVERSITY' OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. OCTOBER 17, 1933 Price Three CenuThe GreeksHave a WordBy ROBERT ALVAREZ—ANOTHER MOVEThe Phi Pi Phis finally came to ' 'the conclusion that living in the | |pclucle AlI ActivitieS indorms, without a chapter house, j r* • r- • /■ ». i •Six Sections of NovelANNOUNCE FINALPLANS FOR 1934CAMPUS ANNUALawasn’t the fine idea that it wascracked up to be, so over the week¬end they packed up and moved overinto the old Phi Gam house at 5756Kimbark. They won’t be complete¬ly moved for two weeks or so, al¬though some of the brothers are Jiv¬ing there now.PRESIDENTSWe were both surprised andpleased Friday when G. R. B., afreshman history student, wrote into ask what presidents, if any, werefraternity men. Well, that is an in¬teresting topic, even though familiarto most Greeks. James A. Garfield,the 20th president, was the first fra¬ternity man in the W’hite House, andsince Garfield every president ex¬cept Harding and Hoover has beena member of some fraternity. Gar¬field was a D. U.; Chester Alan Ar¬thur was a Psi U; Grover Clevelanda Sig Chi; Benjamin Harrison a PhiDelt; William McKinley an S. A.E.; Theodore Roosevelt both an.Alpha Delt and a Deke; William H.Taft a Psi U; Woodrow Wilson aPhi Psi; Calvin Coolidge a Phi Gam,and Franklin D. Roosevelt an AlphaDelt. Harding is sometimes includedin this list, but he was an honorarymember of a law fraternity, anddidn’t belong to a college fraternity.Curiously enough, the number ofvice-presidents who have been fra- !temity men is also ten. One Delta 'Phi, one Delta Upsilon, one Beta, jone Psi U, one Sigma Phi, one Phi |Delt. one Deke, Alpha Delt, and 1three Phi Gams.TO CONTINUEWhile we’re on the subject w'emight as w^ll settle .some of thosearguments that are frequently to beheard concerning the fraternitymembership of the present cabinet.In only one case is the membershipgiven in Who’s Who, which is onereason for the great diversity ofopinion on this subject. However,the truth of the matter is that 60per cent of the present cabinet arecollege fraternity men. Sect, of StateHull is a non-fraternity man fromLebanon (Tenn.) Law School; Sect,of Treasury Woodin is an AlphaDelt from Columbia; and Sect, ofInterior Harold Ickes is a Phi Deltfrm Chicago. Two of the ten cab¬inet places went to members ofDelta Tau Delta. Secretary of WarDern was a Delt football star atNebraska, while Sect, of Agricul¬ture wore the square shield ai IowaState College. Sect, of Navy Swan¬son is a Phi Kappa Sigma from Ran¬dolph Macon, while Sect, of Com¬merce Roper was made an S. A. E.at Wofford College in South Caro¬lina. Attorney-General Cummings, aYaleman, and uncolleged PostmasterGeneral Farley know no esotericsigns or symbols. YearbookThe Cap and Gown, appearing oncampus in June, will contain manynew features. The entire book hasbeen produced with the view of pre¬senting a Cap and Gown thatboth comprehensive and novel. Themotto of this i.ssue will be, “Tell theStory in Pictures.’’ The large num¬ber of pictures enable the .staff tocover all University activities in acomplete style.The book will be divided into sixsections, repre.senting the variousphases of University life. The firstsection will contain views of theUniversity; the second will be devot¬ed to the faculty and seniors. A newmethod of arranging the page willenable the Cap and Gown to publishmuch larger pictures of the seniors.More Space to AthleticsUndergraduate activities will com¬prise the third section of the book.This year more .‘jpace will be devot¬ed to athletics than ever before.There will be pictures from everyathletic event of the year and in¬dividual pictures are being stressedin place of group pictures. All un¬dergraduate activities will be ex¬tensively reviewed in the pages ofthe Cap and Gown.Secret societies, fraternities, hon¬or societies, and professional so-i cieties are included as the fourthj .section. A new section devoted ex-i clusively to the University WomanI and comprised of woman’s athletics,j organiations, and clubs, will com-i pose the fifth division.^ The sixth section of the yearbookwill be devoted to 25 pages of pic-i tures. Approximately 500 picturesi of people and campus activities willbe included.The art motif of the yearbook willhe the University Chapel. The artwork will be in the modern .styleand will include several steel etch¬ings. Wright Sees InternationalDanger in German ActionViews Crisis as “MostSerious Since theWorld War”“Germany’s withdrawal from theDisarmament Conference and theLeague of Nations has undoubtedlyproduced a serious crisis in interna¬tional politics, probably the mostserious since the war.’’ This state¬ment was made yesterday by QuincyWright, chairman of the departmentof International Relations, whenquestioned about the possible conse¬quences of Germany’s recent world¬shaking announcement.Professor Wright continued, “Itis not probable that Chancellor Hit¬ler intends to begin military opera¬tions against anyone in the near fu¬ture, but French opinion will cer¬tainly assume that he intends to de¬velop German armaments withoutregard to limitations of the Treatyof Versailles. Consequently, therewill be strong pressure on theFrench government to intervenebefore Germany has attained a mili¬tary position really dangerous toFrance.“Furthermore, Germany might15 PER CENT OFFRESHMEN PASSQUALIFYING TESTFifteen per cent of the freshmentaking the English placement testthis fall have been notified that theyshould be able to pass the qualifyingexamination in composition withouttaking the usually required English102, Dean Aaron J. Brumbaugh an¬nounced yesterday.In order to help these first yearstudents to pass the examination,which will be given .sometime nextmonth, the English department hassent to each one a mimeographedsummary of the 102 course with sug¬gestions for reviewing it rapidly.The materials necessary for this re¬view may be purcha.sed from theBookstore for one dollar.The whole three quarters workshould be accomplished by this up¬per fifteen per cent of the class inabout a month, in the opinion ofDean Brumbaugh. Previous exam¬inations may be studied in the Eng¬lish Office, room 304, Ingleside hall seek to rectify the Polish Corridorby violent methods in the hope thatif France should take this as an oc¬casion for application of her alli¬ance with Poland, Italy might comein on the side of Germany to acquireFrench territory in the Mediter¬ranean. Under such circumstancesthe applicability of the LocarnoTreaties, guaranteeing the Franco-German frontier, would be doubtful,because Germany would take painsnot to invade France.“Consequently, Great Britainmight remain neutral. The develop¬ment would be particularly likely ifJapan should invade Eastern Siberia,thus occupying the attention of theSoviets in the Far East.Interest of United StatesIn discussing the part of GreatBritain and the United States ifthere were such a trend of events.Professor Wright said: “WhileGreat Britain and the United Statesmight remain neutral for some time,if this disastrous situation develop¬ed in Europe, there would be strongprobability that they would event¬ually be drawn in. The possibilityof this train of events, even thoughit may not be very immediate, issufficient to show the vital interestof the United States in bendingevery effort to keep the Disarma¬ment Conference going in order toallay the anxieties of the Europeanpopulations and to restore someconfidence in the efficacy of peace-(Continued on page 4) Law School WillAbolish StudentCouncil OfficersA proposal to abolish the Lawschool student council will be sub-mited to the student body at a meet¬ing to be called tomorrow by Mar¬vin Pink, secretary of last year’sstudent council. At the same timea proposal to dispense with all classofficers except those of the seniorclass will be discussed.PHOENIX MAKES FALLDEBUT WITH NEWPOPULARITY CONTEST The University Bar Association,recently formed to take care of stu¬dent administrative functions andextra-curricular activities, has ap¬parently displaced the student coun¬cil in importance, and it is with thisconsideration in mind that Pink hasdeparted from the custom wherebythe secretary of last year’s studentcouncil calls au election for candi¬dates to the succeeding council.The moot court, which was estab¬lished last year for the purpose ofallowing students to actually partici¬pate in court-room procedure, hasalso been abandoned by this year’sBar association because it was im¬practical. PLAN GIANT PEPSESSIUN, PARAUEFOR PUm GAMEAll-University Dance toClimax FestivitiesFridayMRS. HUTCHINSEXHIBITS RECENTLINE DRAWINGSFrances Perkins Advocates NewCompensation Form for UnemployedEXCERPTSPsi Upsilon, founded at UnionCollege, will be 100 years old thisyear. The Alpha Delts celebratedtheir centennial last year, while theD, U.’s celebrate next year.Sigma Alpha Epsilon has unveileda portrait of the only woman everadmitted to the ranks of the fratern¬ity. At the outbreak of the CivilWar, Miss Pattie was entrusted withthe secrets of the Kentucky chap¬ter.The Dickinson Chapter of SigmaChi ha.s a dog which when asked,“What would you do if you were aPhi Psi?’’ turns over and plays dead.The Alabama chapter of KappaSigma promotes high scholasticstanding through a series of fines.Each member having a grade belowa “C’’ is fined $5. An “A” counter¬acts a “C’’, and a “B’’ cancels halfof it.Each rushee at the University ofMinnesota pays a tax of $2 to helpdefray the neavy expense incurredby the Greeks in entertaining pros¬pects. The plan is said to eliminatethe “free mealers.”Donald R. Richberg, chief counselto the N. R. A. is the same Richbergwho wrote “The Song of the ‘C’ ’’(sung at all I. F. Sings), “Maroon”,“Chicago Cheer Song”, “For Chi¬cago Alma Mater”, and “Flag ofMaroon”. He was a Law partner ofSect. Ickes, and a charter memberfContinued on page 4) Frances Perkins, secretary of la¬bor, took a favorable stand towardthe English dole in her Student Lec¬ture .series address in Mandel hallSaturday evening, and advanced aplan for “supplementary compen.sa-tion” to alleviate somewhat the un¬certainty of intermittent unemploy¬ment among America’s millions.Miss Perkins was introduced byProfe.s.sor Beard.sley Ruml, dean ofthe Division of Social Sciences.After Miss Perkins’ remarks that“ervery English labor expert, eco-nomi.st or sociologist admits that thedole ha.s been a determining factorin preventing British unemploymentfrom sinking to the depths to whichuneployment has sunk in other coun¬tries,” a mild handclapping arosefrom groups in her audience.Speaking further, she stated thatshe did not favor the dole in itsstrictest sense, but advocated thisplan of “supplementary compensa-Settlement BoardAdds Ten MembersTen new members have been ten¬tatively appointed to the StudentSettlement Board, according to anannouncement yesterday by EugenePatrick, chairman of the Board. Thenew members are: Ruth Balderston,Barbara Beverly, Edward Day, SidHyman, Jane Ellen Mason, EdithMcCarthy, Leonard Olson, HowardSchultz, Barbara Vail, and JoeWearin.The old members returning are:Warren Askew, Rudolf Bretz, Eve¬lyn Carr, Helen Hiett, Jerome Klou-cek, Alvin Pitcher, Rosemary Volk,and Valerie Webster.The new mtinbers will be intro¬duced at the opening meeting of theBoard Thursday afternoon at 3:30in the home of Mrs. Ernst Freund.Plans for the coming year will alsobe discussed. tion” under which the profits whichaccrue in the in.stallation of anylabor-.saving machine might be dis¬tributed among those whom the ma¬chine forced out of work. The sec¬retary did not explain the technicaldetails of her plan of “supplement¬ary compensation.”The subservience of the humanvalue to the machine value was the“New Challenge to Industry,” thesubject of Miss Perkin.s’ address.“Industry is coming of age,” shesaid, “but the machine is a blessingonly when it brings a blessing . . .In order to raise civilization, thehuman value in industry must be¬come more significant than machinevalues.”Miss Perkins spoke at length ofthe necessary industrial reforms inventilation and in the prevention ofvarious types of industrial poison¬ing. She pointed out the necessityof solving the many human problemswhich arise out of industry and men¬tioned several advancements madein providing 'for the welfare of theworker.In a statement of the position of(Continued on page 4)DR. McEWEN INSTALLEDIN FLOSSMOOR CHURCHDr. Robert Ward McEwen, form¬erly associated with Dr. Charles W.Gilkey, dean of the University ofChicago chapel, will be installed aspastor of the Community church ofFlossmoor tonight at 8.Dr. McEwen received his do ’ .orsdegree last June. His thesis was“Factors in the Modern Survival ofMillenialism.”Dr. McEwen is the second pastorto serve the Community church inthe six years since Its founding.He succeeds the Rev. John GrayRhind, now pastor of the First Pres¬byterian church of Covington, Ky. The October edition of the Phoe¬nix appears on campus tomorrowmorning sponsoring a “Who Is theSweetest Little Gal on Campus”contest. The picture of the winnerof the contest will appear on thecover of the November issue.The feature article of the issuewill be “This Man Shaughnessy” byEdward W. Nicholson. The ar^clewill be an “intimate lowdown” onthe new coach, “Gertie the Go-Get¬ter’s” column will contain the in¬side story of what the people oncampus have been doing lately.“Seven Years on the CampusBoards” by Norman Bridge Eaton isan anecdotal article about experi¬ences on the University Dramatic.A..ssociation. The “Arm Chair Clinic”is written by Morrison and Ely. Themagazine also includes a story“Ptarmigan Ptakes a Ptrip” by Har¬ry Morrison and “After Laughter”by Oliver Eric Mareh.Articles by David Levine and Sid¬ney Hyman and a short piece byCaroline McNair are included in thei.ssue. Vincent Quinn’s art work issupplemented by that of Sam VanDyne, who was art editor of thePhoenix in 1929 and 1930.The Phoenix will be on sale oncampus tomorrow morning at theusual price of fifteen cents. Maude Phelps Hutchins openedthe most recent of her exhibits Sun-lay in the Chester Johnson Gal¬leries in the Fine Arts building.The exhibit includes drawings incolor, line drawings from “Diagram-matics,” silver points, and a bronzeportrait in color. This “Portrait inProfile” is of Dr. Mortimer J. Ad¬ler who wrote the prose pieces for“Diagrammatics.” The drawings, in¬clude a number of studies of thehuman figure, intended as .sculptor’ssketches. t.The exhibit will continue for twoweeks.Mrs. Maud Phelps Hutchins willopen the season of 20 lecture-dis¬cussions sponsored by the AbrahamLincoln centre, at 700 Oakwoodboulevard, on Friday morning at10:30 with an address upon “Artand Life.” Her talk will be followedby a 30-minute question period andluncheon. Campus interest in football issmoldering in a fashion not seen atthe University in practically a de¬cade. The seventy-two points thatthe Maroon steam roller has piledup against its helpless adversariesfrom Cornell college and Washing¬ton university, while holding the op¬position scoreless, has had a dynam¬ic effect.Not since the championship daysof Pyott, Thomas, McCarthy, andCurley have the followers of theMaroons shown such interest in thedoings of the Maroons.Band Will Be ThereIn anticipation of the game withthe Boilermakers on Saturday, agiant pep session will be held Fridaynight. Present plans include atorch-light parade, at which the Uni¬versity band will be present, a mass¬meeting, at which members of thefootball team and other luminarieswill speak, and an all-Universitydance to be held after the meeting.This will be the first time sucha concerted effort has been made onthe part of the student body to backthe team not only in spirit, but alsoin the flesh. Even faculty spirit,usually "pitched at a disinterestedkey, has risen to the occasion. JamesWeber Linn, professor of English,and a follower of the Maroonsthrough its darkest days, has de¬clared in his classes that “he willgive up anything but the Purduegame.”Any campus organizations or so¬cieties interested in joining themovement to put across the pep ses¬sion Friday night-should communi¬cate with Frank Carr, Ed Cullen,Prank Nahser, John Barden, NoelGerson or Ralph Nicholson, who arehandling the arrangements for theparade, meeting and dance. Fratern¬ities are especially urged to givewhole-hearted support and to prom¬ise one-hundred per cent attend¬ance.Meech Doubts Need of OrganizedGovernmental Plan for RecoveryProminent MusiciansPresent Five StringQuartet ConcertsFour Chicago musicians will pre¬sent the first of a series of fivestring quartet concerts, sponsored bythe Department of Music, Friday af¬ternoon at 4 in Cobb 110. They areOscar Chaussow, violin, assistantconcert master of the Univerity Sym¬phony last season; Guido St. Rizzo,viola; Leonard Sorkin, violin; andJames Kann, viola, principal of theviola section of the University Sym¬phony orchestra.Three of this group, Sorkin, St.Rizzo, and Kann, have played withthe Chicago Civic Orchestra, underthe direction of Frederick Stock.St. Rizzo has taught viola, violin, andensemble work at Drury College inSpringfield, Missouri, and he playedwith the campus orchestra last year.Tickets for the series of five re¬citals to be played Friday, October20, November 3, November 17, De¬cember 1, and December 15 arepriced at $1. Single tickets arepriced at 25 cents, and are on saleat the office of the Department ofMusic in Ingleside 201. There is basis for sincere doubtas to whether granting restorationof confidence in banking, the NRA,or any organized governmental pro¬gram is essential to economic recov¬ery, Associate Professor S. P.Meech of the School of Business saidFriday in a speech on “The NationalRecovery Program and its EconomicGenesis,” given at Fullerton Hall ofthe Art Institute.“There is evidence to show thatworld economic conditions hadbeen resting in a trough for some sixmonths prior to March 4,” Profes¬sor Meech said. “It may well be thatthe National Recovery programcame when we were about to recov¬er anyway. The program may haveprovided a fillip to congealed buy¬ing power. Certainly it was politi¬cally impossible and perhaps eco¬nomically dangerous for the new ad¬ministration to refrain from attempt¬ing a program of some sort.”The Farm ProgramThe new administration had threealternatives to a “do-nothing” pro¬gram, the University economist said.The first was inflation of credit andcurrency through use of funds forFORMER FRIAR STARWRITES PRIZE PLAY“Pay Day,” a play written byJacob T. Pincus, a graduate of theUniversity, author of the Blackfriarshow, “Smart Alec,” and member ofTau Delta Phi, will be presentedThursday evening at the ChicagoWoman’s Club Theater by the Bar-num Players of Chicago. The playwas chosen as the best submitted inan international contest sponsoredby the Chicago Civic Players. 127manuscripts were entered from anarea including the United States,England, and Canada.“Pay Day” is a satire on the pres¬ent economic situation. public works, loans to private inter¬est, and generous doles. The sec¬ond was a program of orderly de¬flation seeking to eliminate sorespots in the price structure.The administration chose to beardown on certain rigid price ele¬ments. The A. A. A. is a typicalplan designed to raise raw materialprices. For curtailing production thefarmer is offered a bonus, which israised by taxing millers and otherprocessors. Presumably consumersor the profits of the processors willbear the bonus cost. Burdensomesurpluses of farm products will bereduced and the costs will be paidby taxation.“The the.sis seems to be that byreducing production and surplus tomeet demand, a higher level ofprices will give farmers gross andnet incomes large enough to enablethem to buy as much in finishedgoods as they did in 1909-14.Sullivan AddressesSocialists TonightJohn F. Sullivan, organizer forthe Jackson Park branch of the So¬cialist party, will speak on “ResearchProblems” at an open organizationmeeting of the University Socialistclub tonight at 8 in Social Science302. Sid Devine, graduate studentin Economics, will preside at themeeting and will lead the discussion.The speaker is a member of theChicago Commerce C’?aring House,which studies labor laws and prac¬tices as they affect corporations,placing special emphasis at the pres¬ent time on the operation of theNRA. Working in cooperation withMaynard C. Krueger, assistant pro¬fessor of Economics, he has assistedin the preparation of the first of aseries of Socialist party pamphletsdealing with the National IndustrialRecovery Act.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1933day in order jto avoid becoming lostin a sea of reading before the com¬prehensive examinations in June.The numerous quizzes, which inhigh school were objects of hate toevery student, become his greatestboon under the new plan, for they(Continued on page 4)1 New heights of naivete in this campaign, pro-j^moted by persons who believe they are worMlyjand sophisticated, were reached when an editorialiin The Daily Northwestern (which systematically* refuses responsibility for all editorials on the sub¬ject) advocated that both parties elect ofFiceis sothe political scrimmage could be happily continuedj for the rest of the year.' Northwestern vaguely calls such political pala-j ver “school spirit”. If school spirit is defined and'exalted by ludicrously aping some of the better(tricks of river-ward Chicago politicians, we are; thankful for a pronounced lack of the virtue oni our campus.We must say, though, that such a circus doesihave one advantage: it provides University under-i graduates and at least one or two people on thej Northwestern campus with some very decenti amusement. Lettersto theEditorOlli? Satlg ilanion THEATRE858 E. CIniTuf*. * Wed.Raft Clive BrookMIDNITE CLUBDaily Mat. tSc till S:S8FOUNDED IN 1901Daily Marooti is the official student newspap^ ofy of ChicaKO. publiihed morninps except Satur<wy,and Monday during the autuiBn, winter, and sprinKby The Daily Maroon Company. 5831 University avenue.Ordinarily anonymoua lettersare not printed in The DailyMaroon, though actual namesare sometimes withheld. As theintentions of this writer seemto be earnest and sincere, anexception is made in this in¬stance.Subscription rates: a vear; 34.00 by mail. Single copiesthree cents.Two Free Ticketsto Illinois GameThe Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any materia] appeariig in this papers To each winner (man and woman) guessing thenearest correct scores.BOARD OF controlJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-C hiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE 1. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student Publisher What^s Your Guess?trying to be .sarcastic f It so, someof the statements concerning the jreligious attendance of classes and |the doing of optional reading.s in¬stead of the outlined “indispens-ables” may be warranted. But I be¬lieve, as I think most of my class¬mates do that you were perfectlyserious throughout the editorial.The Freshman Class enters theUniversity with principles foundedon twelve years of primary andsecondary school experience. Theyhave been taught that in order topass their examinations they mustattend classes regularly and studythose books, which they are told,,will form the basis of the examine- 'tions. They consider optional sub-'jects for study as secondary matters |used as material for extra work and ,as references through which ambig- iuous points may be cleared up.They also find from listening to the jadvice of their upper-classmen that 'in order to pas.s their examinationsfor the College certificate, which isthe ultimate aim of all students ^under any plan, they should do itheir outlined w'ork from dqy to .MAROONS BECOME ATHREAT BUT KEEP IT QUIET!We are not writing to Ho the Maroon footLallmen justice. We do not dare encourage tbem toomuch, because this is the first team since 1924 thatcould find an excuse to become over-confident.We secretly harbor crazy notions that the teamis the finest the University has had since that lastchampionship aggregation. But we don’t reallywant them to know it.We reflect that they have outclassed, outscored,and overcome two teams that were definitely in¬ferior. Our common sense tells us not to pay toomuch attention to such victories.But we are not guided by common sense at themoment. We believe the team is going to be awinner, and we proposs to back them — win orlose.And so. The Daily Maroon, in strong coopera¬tion with campus honor societies and fraternities,plans to stage the greatest pep extravaganza thecampus has ever seen in Mandel hall on Fridayevening before the Purdue game to fete alumni,team, students, and faculty with parade, session,and dance.And that is only a beginning of our belief inthe Maroons! . Test your luck and ability to guess Football Scores. Justfill in the scores, write your name and address and dropyour “ballot” in the box at the University Bookstore. Stii-dents, faculty and employees of the University (exceptBookstore) are eligible.EDITORJAL ASSISTANTSP. HudsonDavid H. KvitnwHoward M. RichFlorence WisbnickTorn BartpnNoel B. OeraonRobert J. HasterlikPurdueWilliam O’DonnellWilliam BeritmanRobert SamuelsMichiganWisconsinSOPHOMORE REPORTERSlames MacKenrie JeanCurtis Melnick PhiliRobert McUuilken HarlVirginia Miller JeanDonald Morris MariFrank Moss WillRalph Nicholson WilliRobert EbertCharlotte FishmanRuth GFeenbaumCharles HoerrHenry KellyRaymond LahrJanet Lewy Nov, I 1 Chicago • - ■ ■ IndianaContest Closes 1:00 P. M. Saturday, October 21Tuesday, October 17, 1933AddressNight Editor fDavid H. RutnerAssitants: Ross and NicholsonU. of C. BookstoreIT SEEMS WE WEREINDEED ALL WRONGThe Editor,Daily Maroon. ^Sir:Your editorial of Tuesday did me dirt, mostdirtily.Contrary to your report of my visit to the cam¬pus, 1 did not “find a group of doltish studentsmore interested in dancing than conversation .And 1 was most distinctly not “subjected to unin¬telligent and pseudo-intelligent advances’ .Please, my dear colleague, do me the justice of I The Travelling Bazaar!I By SIDNEY HYMAN and HARRY MORRISON |BOSTON'S REST—In the Boston presentation of Strange Inter¬lude, certain pas.«ages were cut to accord withthe moral standards of the Boston Board ofCensors. But the Board did not reckon withthe fancies of an elderly woman who came to theinitial performance, equipped with a flashlightand a complete script of the play. “She sat inthe first row,’’ relates Tom Powers, star of the"show, “and throughout the first act, with lightedflashlight, she follow^ed the progress of the playas it plunged its way on to the deleted obscenelines.”“The effect was disasterous,” continues Mr.Powers. “The waving.s of the flashlight hypnotiz¬ed me, I forgot my lines and I bungled my cues.To save myself and the play from further catas¬trophe, I walked to the edge of the stage and inthe manner charaeteristic of all ‘asides’ in theplay I shouted, “FOR GOD’B SAKE, LADY, 'PUT OUT THAT LIGHT!’ The light went out!”The day after the premiere, Mr. Powers wasfeted at a high powered clubwomen’s tea. Amongthe heavily beaded and heavily bosomed matronswho fussed over him, there was one who greetedhim with these words: “Mr. Powahs, you’ah act¬ing was soobloim. In you’ah performance of lastnight, you scraped the dregs of human Emotion.But there was one sentence that troubled me. Youknow, that one where you cry out so majesticallyj‘FOR GOD’S SAKE, LADY, PUT OUT THATLIGHT.BUT WHEN WE WANTA REAL LAUGH. ...We do not wish to be hypercritical of Univer¬sity undergraduates. In truth we desire to re¬verse that impression by immediately going on rec¬ord with this statement: Our associations with Uni¬versity undergraduates have made us proud to beone of them.Whenever we want to get a real laugh, we con¬template activities of undergraduates at other in¬stitutions.At Northwestern university, for example, whenthe student body is able to forget football calam¬ities (very brief intervals!), they clumsily whoop itup over campus politics.Northwestern possesses, it appears, an Old Lineparty, which evidently is exactly as bad as its titleindicates—perhaps worse. Old Liners have beenvirtual bosses of the campus for two yearsstraight, and, like the Republican party, are aboutto die defending their right of way.The Independent party, we understand, is madeup of all students who are intelligent enough to jprescribe a rest for the Old Line, Their complaintagainst the Old Liners are found in charges of jpolitical favoritism, use of the shut-out caucus, and Ipork-barreling.We are depressed by the dismal picture: under- {graduates, who cheerfully admit they are intelli¬gent, attend a university that is said to be on anintellectual ascension; yet they blindly fight forcampus offices of doubtful value under a cumber- jsome party system. |Their party system is a distinctly inferior repro-1duction of the much-criticized urban party organ- jization, which are admittedly designed to teach ■ignorant people how to vote. ^ But of course,” concluded the matron,Mr. Eugene O’NeiH’s writing is so subtle.”IF you use lipstick—or if you reallyprefer a chocolate pecan sundae toa Scotch and soda—you might aswell stop reading right at this point.ESQUIRE is not for you and you hadbetter face the grim fact now.If, however, you are a genuinemale—if j ou have a healthy mascu-lir.e taste for good clothes and stronglanguage—if you like the real insideon sports—if you’d rather read abrief saga by Ernest Hemingwaythan a sugar-coated tale of love inthe suburbs—In that case you will want to rushright out and get your copy ofESQUIRE before this first and some¬what limited issue is sold out.For here, at last, is a man’s ideaof a magazine come to life! Here are“short” short stories by such writers as William McFec, John Dos Passos,DashiellHammett and Manuel Kom-roff.Here is humor by such a rollickinglist as George S, Chappell, MontagueGlass, Robert Buckner, George Ade,Harry Hershfield and David Monroe.Here are 16 pages on what to wearand when to wear it —written formen who think that good tweed issomething to be smelled with rever¬ence and worn with ease.Charles Hanson Towne comes tothe rescue of a bathtub gin genera¬tion with some hard-and-fast adviceon how to behave when the waiterhands you a wine card —and won’tthat be a help! Beimy Leonard him¬self tells about half a dozen fights forthe lightweight championship thatwere never entered in the record THE MAGAZINE FOR MENbooks, Charlie Paddock gives theinside on why some famous cham¬pionships changed hands.Never before, in fact, has such alist of contributors been gathered to¬gether in a publication. In addition,there are forty pages in color includ¬ing the greatest number of full-pagecartoons ever printed in a magazine.The price of ESQUIRE is fifty centsper copy or one dollar fifty for fourissues. If your dealer cannot supplyyou address Esquire Publishing Com¬pany, Palmolive Bldg,, Chicago, Ill.MABR/AOE RUMOR CORNERIt seems that our old friend Kay Collins, whois just about as swell as they come, is {?oing tobe married. She’ll announce her engagement toBob Graf any day now. Now that it’s out, maybetoday—who knows?.J . ..(Jp , V V'*1-IDAILY MAROON SPORTTUESDAY. OCTOBER 17. 1933 Page ThreeMaroons Chant VictorySong; Beat WashingtonDisplay of Power Gives iHope of Win from !BoilermakersClark Shaughnessy’s Maroons dis¬played real form in clearing the firsthurdle in the race toward the Olym¬pian heights of football when theycrushed the Washington Bears in aone sided game at St. Louis Satur¬day. The final score, 40 to 0, is in¬dicative of the team’s new power.The Maroons face Purdue thisweek in a game that will be theturning point of the season. TheBoilermaker.s have a backfield of.stars who have shown brightly inprevious seasons, men who will beout to demolish the Chicago teamin order to retain their Big Ten vic¬tory hopes sadly impaired by a 7 to7 tie with Minnesota.Backfield Show. Ver.atilityMembers of Chicago’s first .stringbackfield may in time equal that ofPurdue. Vin Sahlin, Captain PeteZimmer, Ewald Nyquist, and JayBerwanger showed speed andsmoothness against the heavy Wash¬ington team. Each member of thisquartet scored one of the first fourtouchdowns proving the versatilityof the unit. Berwanger and Nyquist,the two sophomores, are still .some¬thing of an unknown quantity so faras potential greatness is concerned.There is no doubt that they are menof outstanding ability.Vin Sahlin made the fifth touch¬down of the game, his second, andI>angley caught a pass on the twoyard line and went across the goalto complete the day’s scoring.The Maroons went through thegame without adding any injuries totheir preseason list. Pete Zimmerdid hurt his leg a bit after beingbumped out of bounds by a Wash¬ing player at the end of a 30 yardsprint down the sidelines. Pete wasimmediately removed from play huthe will be in ton form again beforethe Purdue encounter. Maroon VictoryDue to Breaks ofGame—ZimmerBy CAPTAIN PETE ZIMMERThe score of the Maroon-Washing-ton game, 40-0, was not a true in¬dication of the relative strength ofthe two teams.Despite the fact that we kept theWashington Bears in their own ter¬ritory most of the time during thefir.st quarter, they showed us thatthey had plenty of real strength bybringing our attack to a completestop on two occasions near theirgoal line. It was not until Ber¬wanger put the ball over after muchhard line-smashing that the Wash¬ington outfit began to weaken inthe least.When they did weaken, it wasmore a loss of morale and organiza¬tion than of playing ability.Hobbs Plays WellHobbs, Washington end, turnedout to be an exceptional defensiveplayer and efficient kicker. He look¬ed well on the end-around plays,and he helped Clark, Washingtoncaptain and powerful linesman, toinspire our opposition to greater ef¬forts. Hafeli, fullback, was thestrongest runner for Washington,showing very well in bucking theline.Last Saturday was one of thetypical St. Louis dog days, and theheat may have had something to dowith the final outcome of the game.The Washington gridders were at¬tired in heavy wool uniforms andhandicapped by the excess weightand heat, they tired eaily. We hadlight silk and cotton uniforms, sothe hot day did not bother us asmuch. Still, we tired more quickly Begin Registrationfor Reynolds ClubBilliard TournamentRegistration for the annual Rey¬nolds club straight-rail billiardtournament began yesterday andwill continue to lO o’clock on Sat¬urday evening. The tourney, usual¬ly held during the winter quarter,has been moved up in order to pro¬vide sufficient time for practice forthe Big Ten billiard meet which isscheduled for that time. A twenty-five cent registration fee will en¬title the cueist to compete in bothchampionship and consolation brack¬ets.Play in the championship roundswill probably begin Monday. Rey¬nolds club medal awards have beenoffered as prize.s—gold, silver, andbronze medals for the respectivewinners of the first three places.With one exception the usualrules will prevail. The use of thebridge has been barred and no shotswill be allowed to be made behindthe hack. Such shots must be madewith the opposite hand, and, if com¬pleted successfully, will be given theextra premium of two points insteadof the usual one. Kenneth Mort, incharge of the tourney, explainedthat the object of the new' rule isto develop both hands equally well.Games will be decided on the basisof fifty points except the final whichwill be extended to one hundredpoints. Kappa Sigma, Kappa Nu,Psi U Win I-M Gamesthan usual, and everyone in thegame had a pretty thorough work¬out.We do not think that the Wash¬ington game is indicative of whatthe team will do against Purdue.For most of the game we were play¬ing a team that seemed to disinteg¬rate as the game wore on, and itlacked the smooth attack and de¬fense that was so evident in thebeginning.(Continued on page 4) Lambda Chi Alpha, Phi KappaPsi, Kappa Nu, Psi Upsilon, KappaSigma, and Delta Upsilon won yes¬terday’s intramural touchball gamesover Sigma Nu, Alpha Sigma Phi,Phi Delta Theta, Pi Lambda Phi,Sigma Chi, and Tau Kappa Epsilonrespectively.Sigma Nu played hard to keepLambda Chi Alpha down to onetouchdown, though they made littleprogress toward their own goal. Mc-Canly made the lone score for theLambdas, and the try for extrapoint failed when the kick wasblocked. The game ended at 6-0 forthe Lambdas. Preliminaries inPing Pong MatchBegin ThursdayThe Phi Psi-Alpha Sig game wasvery evenly matched. The Phi Psishad a hard fight to win 12-7. Duvalland Boehm made the touchdownsfor the winners, and Novak scoredfor the Alpha Sigs. Malmstaedtkicked the extra point for the AlphaSigs.The Kappa Nu-Phi Delt gamestarted out fast with the Kappasscoring 7 points in the first half. ThePhi Delts tightened down in the sec¬ond half to hold the Kappas to afinal score of 7-0. The second halfsaw some accurate passing, butneither team crossed the goal line.Ralph Rubin scored the touchdow'nfor the Kappas with Max Davidsonadding the extra point.P'i Upsilon had apparently littledifficulty in romping over the PiLams to the tune of 20-0. The gamewas featured with spectacular passesand runs. Howard put over twotouchdowns for the Psi U team andFlinn scored one. Bob Langfordadded both the extra points for thewinners. Templeton made severalbeautiful passes to aid the Psi U’sin scoring. The Pi Lams interceptedpasses quite frequently as the PsiU’s neared their goal, and by tight¬ening down they held back the PsiU’s from making more points thanthey did. A preliminary ping-pong tourna¬ment for which registi'ation beganyesterday and will continue throughWednesday, October 25, was an¬nounced by Howard Mort, directorof the Reynolds club. A ten-cent en¬trance fee will be charged whichwill enable the pongist to play inboth championship and consolation'brackets.The fall tourney was designed togive competitive experience to play¬ers who will participate in the of¬ficial meet which will be run offduring the winter quarter. The firstrounds will be slated to be playedon Thusrday, October 26. Since thisis not an official tournament, Rey¬nolds club medals will not be pre¬sented to the winners, but appro¬priate awards, which will be an¬nounced next week, will be given.The preliminary meet will be thefirst one of its kind and will provideample opportunities for players totest the new tables and paddles. SportFlashesAll-Americans—UbI—$10,000 Fine—Saturday—-By TOM BARTON-The all-round All-Americans, in¬dividual collegiate stars who w'in re¬nown in several sports, are few andfar between. Jim Thorpe, Indianstar, formerly of Carlisle, stands outas one of the few stars whose famein more than one sport is outstand¬ing. Thorpe was a baseball pitch¬er of note, as well as a great foot¬ball back.Of the more modern crop ofathletes Ed Krause, Notre Dame’sAll-American football tackle andbasketball center, looks like one ofsportdom’s best. Krause is also afair baseball player, and still holdsa Chicago Catholic league prep rec¬ord in the shot-put.Wesley Fesler, Ohio State’s greatend, and now head basketball coachat Harvard, is another real All-American. Fesler was one of foot¬ball’s greatest ends, a famous bask¬etball guard, and in the Ohio State-Illinois game in 1931, he crackedout three home runs to wreck the(Continued on page 4)PROFESSOR or STUDENTYou’ll enjoy the quiet home-like atmosphere of theWOODLAWN APARTMENTS5238-40 Woodlawn Avenuemaid service1-2 rooms completely furnished includin;and G. E. refrigeration$35-$45TWO STUDENTS AT THE SAME RATERainwater Well* HurtRainwater Wells, big sopnomoroend from California, fared the worstof the Maroon gridmen. Rainy madethe first tackle of the game andqualified for more than the usualtwo pound box of candy in that hecaught a kick in the head that puthim out of the game. Wells wan¬dered around the field aimlessly forfour minutes before he was removetland didn’t recover his wits until sixhours after the game, although hewas able to walk around asking suchirrevelant questions as to what teamChicago was playing and what cityhe was in. Well.s also will be able toplay in the game Saturday,Zimmer and Sahlin made the long¬est runs of the day, each man trav¬elling 60 yards to .score, Zimmerturned out an exceptionally prettyrun when he intercepted one ofWashington’s 17 passes and ran backthrough mo.st of the Bears, reversingthe field twice and displaying atricky change of pace that enabledhim to slide through seemingly im¬possible holes.The Maroons, when they foun»lthat their running attack was notprospering against a strongly back¬ed Wa.shington line, took to passes,completing 4 out of 12 for a totalof 106 yards.TODAY’S l-M GAMES3:00Alpha Tau Omega vs. Phi Pi Phi,Field 1.Phi Sigma Delta vs. Phi BetaDelta, Field 3.4:00Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Alpha DeltaPhi, Field 1.Beta Theta Pi vs, Zeta Beta Tau,Field 3.Chi Psi vs. Sigma Alpha Epsilon,Field 3.Phi Gamma Delta vs. Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon, Field 4.LOCKSMITHCylinder and Auto Keys Duplicated2 for 18cAT-I.AST-A Locksmith5658 Ellis Corner EntranceKimbark Hand LaundryREDUCED PRICESWe tAke special care on Ladies clothes.A Beautiful Laundry Bag Free with $1.00Bundle of Laundry or over.Mendinjf Free — We Call and Deliver1324 E. 57th St. ?•■*« 3480 I’VE SWUNGmany a stick and I knowhow to spin ’em.'Tve smoked many acigarette and I know howto taste ’em.^^Chesterfields are milder— they taste better—andman they do satisfy!”esteriielcl19}}, Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co. the cigarette that’s MILDERthe cigarette that tastes bettermusidi,liiikMiaiMHMiilliPage FourCAMPUS PROGRAMBROADCAST BY 52STATIONS SUNDAYSurpassing all expectations ofthe University radio department, theUniversity radio Round Table dis¬cussion went on the air Sundaymorning for the first time over anationwide network of 52 stations.According to Mr. Allen Miller,radio director of the University, theround table was scheduled to bebroadcast on one of the National !Broadcasting company chains, but itwas not expected to go on a nation- jwide hook-up of half a hundred sta- |tions located all the w'ay fromWCSH at Portland, Maine to KGOat San Francisco, California, andfrom CRCT at Toronto, Ontoria toWFAA at Dallas, Texas.A stenotype placed in the studioat the time of the broadcast record¬ed the program. Copies of the^ Round Table discussions may be se¬cured by'yradio listeners for a nom¬inal fee be writing to the studios ofthe Nationi^i Broadcasting company.The next broadcast will take placeSunday morning over the same net¬work.SPORT FLASHESCContinued from page 3)mini chances of a conference |championship team. |Barry Wood, a Harvard product jand an All-American halfback, and [basketball forward, got as far asthe second round in the National sin- |gJes tennis championship last sum- 1mer. Barry was also pretty good, iAnd you may know others, butthere aren’t many.* * *The case of My Ubl, brilliantMinnesota back of two years ago,seems to be definitely closed. Ubl,whose life w'as despaired of aftercomplications had set in after a foot¬ball injury last year, has dropped outof school after Bernie Bierman,Gopher coach, indicated that Mywasn’t going to play this year.Bernie is evidently afraid of a re¬currence of Ubl’s injury.» * * iIt has just come to light that stu¬dents w’ho sell or lend their season“C” Books, if traced and convict¬ed, may be given a five-year jailsentence and a $10,000 fine. Prose¬cution can be made on the groundsthat students, by transferring tick¬ets, are attempting to evade the reg¬ular federal tax on non-student tick¬ets. Student tickets are tax exempton the ground that social activitiesare a necessary part of a collegeeducation and not for entertainmentonly.♦ ♦ ♦Saturday. . . .U. S. C. won its 25straight victory, beating St. Mary’s14 to 7. . . Everhardus of Michiganran 52 yards for one score, thengalloped back a kick-off 91 yards foranother touchdown, and caught apass from Fay, to .score again. Healso kicked three points after touch-dowms in the W’olverine victory overCornell. . .Mike Sebastian, Pitt back,tossed a completed pass from the !Panther 10-yard line, to the Navy30-yard line, a matter of some 60yards... Some COLLEGE scores... iSlippery Rock 12, Theil 0 THE GREEKS HAVEA WORD(Continued from page 1)of the Ciheago Phi Gam chapter.Alpha Sigma Phi has joined thelong list of fraternities which havegiven up chapters at Harvard,among them Alpha Delta Phi, BetaTheta Pi, Psi Upsilon, Delta KappaEpsilon, Phi Kappa Sigma, Pi Lamb¬da Phi, and Lambda Chi Alpha. D.U., S. A. E., and Kappa Sigma con¬tinue at Cambridge, but fraternitiesdo not occupy a strong position onthe campus.PLEDGESTo Kappa Nu, George Factor ofChicago.To Psi Upsilon, Max Kuehn, a trans¬fer from Carleton College atNorthfield, Minn.INNOVATIONWe hear that dancing instructionis now given in Ida Noyes, of anevening. Last week about 12 wom¬en and 70 men turned out for the“social dancing’’ as it is called. A1Pitcher had most of his S. A. E. boysthere. Hal Wegner dropped in tosee what all the noise was about,and while dancing modestly remark¬ed that he wasn’t a very good danc¬er. so as not to embarrass his part¬ner who was groping around thefloor in a peculiar manner. He saidyou could have knocked him overwith a feather when his partner re¬plied in all seriousness, “Yes, I knowyou’re not. W^hy don’t you come upearly and get Miss Blank to showyou how.’’ Nice friendly peple,what!MAROON VICTORYDUE TO BREAKS OFGAME — ZIMMERfContinued from page 3)We Maroons “got the breaks.’’Severs^l times Washington puntswent out of bounds short. Intercep¬tion of passes, injuries sustained byW’^ashington /blayers, penalty deci¬sions and fumbles suggest otherways in which the Maroons werelucky..The team will not become over¬confident as a result of these firsteasy victories. We w’ill settle downto hard work this week to preparefor the Purdue party Saturday andto give them a real fight.Eveleth 7, Itasca 7Wofford 7, Lenoir Rhyne 6Baldwin Wallace 58, BowlingGreen 0Furman 14, Citadel 0BEAT PURDUEMabel Viola KolgateTeacher ofPiano and VoiceStudio5510 Kenwood Ave.FOR GOUJBGB eiRFrSonly. Qmdo.f or DBAwKisduatM. Six_ ••• mentta a< thorongb oviaiiv—putfato • UiTM montlM’ inteiair. mutm fv gixtt whokmme kow to atmdw. Said todav for BtolatiD.Cot to. Mart Oetokar 1, Jummutj 1,April l.JatylMOSBR BVSINESS COLUBGB116 Sooth Michigan Atwna>I^one Rando^ili 4047FREE SHAMPOOwith every $.50 haii'putGood during October onlyREX PETTY’SCampus Barber Shop .1334 East 57th St. Hyde Park 5451Tomorrow’s Maroon Features—A SPECIAL WOMEN’S PACECONTAINING—The new fashions of springImportant Club announcementsThe Womans Pageappears each Wednesday inThe Daily Maroon THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY. OCTOBER 17, 1933SECRETARY OF LABORPRESENTS PLAN FORAID OF UNEMPLOYED(Continued from page 1)the NRA in regard to labor andwages, the speaker stated that “leis¬ure and high wages are necessaryfor the future of industry in gen¬eral.’’ She emphasized the need ofa more complete correlation betweenconsumption and scales of produc¬tion.Madame Secretary, as the current jpress alludes to Miss Perkins, spokewith a broad Bostonian “A,” andused her hands expressively to bringout points in her lecture.FACULTY MEMBERS TO jSPEAK AT CONVENTIONTwo members of the faculty will icooperate in the National CatholicMen’s Council meeting and the Bap¬tist’s 100 birthday celebration held jin Chicago this week. jMary McDowell, head resident ofthe University seelement, will speakWednesday evening in the auditor¬ium of the church at 935 E. 60thstreet. Dean Charles Gilkey of theUniversity chapel will be a speakerin the services given Friday night.CLASSIFIED ADSARE YOU GOING TO PASSTHAT COMPREHENSIVE? Tutor¬ing by young university instructoroffered in physical sciences andmath, in return for home. Box 0,Faculty Exchange.Bedrm.-sitting room comb. Lge.front rm. (20x14) with open firepl.Comfortably furn. Garage inc., ifdesired. Priv. family. House at 6122Woodlawn Ave.FOR RENT—2 % room apart¬ments. Furnished and unfurnished.Reasonable rent. 100 percent serv¬ice. Agent on premises. 5518 Ellisavenue. LETTERS TO THEEDITOR(Continued from page 2)are the only means he has of tellingwhere he stands in a certain sub¬ject. You know, as well as I do,that there are many times when youconsidered yourelf to be taking a“snap” course and upon reachinga necessary examination you havefound that a little studying wouldhave helped you a great deal. How¬ever, after the examination, it is toolate.If there are any comments on thisletter, please make them in the col¬umns of The Daily Maroon, for asyou can readily see, I should preferto remain anonymous.Sincerely yours,A Freshman.We Avere quite serious when wewrote “Breaking Some Ancient Hab¬its,” which was designed for peoplelike you who are having difficultygetting the “feel” of the new plan.You are trying to study the course,while we urge you to study thesubject.—ed.GREAT DANGER INRECENT GERMANACTION—WRIGHT(Continued from page 1)ful discussion.How the United States might im¬prove the situation was indicated byProfessor Wright in his final re-i marks: “It appears that Presidenti Roosevelt, Secretary Hull, and Am-i bassador Norman Davis are doingj everything in their power to quietI the storm. If American public opin- 'i ion stands by the principles of the jj Kellog-Briand pact and shows a !i willingness to support this world' agreement in regard to consultation,' the situation may be greatly reliev¬ed.”PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERSThe Old Bird FlysAgain(with a new 1934 wing movement)featuring‘‘This Man Shaughnessy’’The inside story of thefootball machine.and the sensational new coulmn byGertie the Go-Getterthe campus scandal monger who sees all^knows all, and tells plenty.%Buy the PhoenixSold on campusWEDNESDA Y Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue; jHoward M. Rich. Assistants: FrankMoss and Robert McQuilken.M usic and ReligionPhonograph concert from 12:30to 1:15 in the Social Science Assem¬bly hall.Professor Edgar Goodspoed on“The Worship in Historic Chri.stian-ity, I” at 12 in the Joseph Bondchapel.Undergraduate Organization*Tryouts for the Tarpon club from12:30 to 1, and frcr.i 4:30 to 5:15 in the Ida Noyes pool.W. A. 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