Vol. 34. No. 7 iHaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY. OCTOBER 10, 1933 ~~ Price Three Cent*DRAMATIC GROUPCHANGES SYSTEMOF PRJOTIONSAdopts Daily Maroon’sProgressive Plan inConstitutionTryout* for the freshmanplays will be held by the Dra¬matic Association tomorrowand Thursday in Mitchell Tow¬er from 2:30 to 4:30.The Dramatic Association willTeorp^anize its constitution on a newplan basis. Thus another majorcampus orpranization has fallen instep with the policy inauprurated lastyear by The Daily Maroon, whichchanp:ed its constitution in order toenable new plan students, who mightgraduate in less than the regulationfour years, to hold executive of¬fices.The Dramatic Association is thefirst undergraduate group to adoptthe policy of The Daily Maroon, butfar-sighted individuals predict thatall activities I will of necessity beforced to adapt their organizationsto existing conditions.At .some time during the presentquarter the con.stitution of the .As¬sociation will be change*!, accordingto an announcement made yesterdayby Frank C. Springer, Jr., chairmanof the Dramatic A.ssociation, underthe revised con.stitution, both juniorsand seniors* will be eligible to holdthe offices of president of TowerPlayers, Mirror and Gargoyles, thethree organizations that comprisethe Dramatic Association. Up to thepresent time, offices other thanthat of the presidency of each groupcould be held by new or old plan stu¬dents, regardle.ss of class. Thechairman fff the association is oneof the three presidents.Tickets Go On SaleSeason sponsor tickets are nowon sale, both by members of the As¬sociation and at important campuslocations. )Thoy may also be pur¬chased by mail through the FacultyKxchange.Sponsor tickets are priced at$2.50 and entitle the owner to seatsfor all six production^ of the Dra¬matic Association. If purchased sing¬ly, tickets for the si.\ shows wouldaverage $5.50..All ticket sales are being carriedon under the supervision of William IHughes, president of Tower Players,and business manager of the Associa- 'tion.SOCIAL SCIENCES OPENNEW LECTURE SERIES: Judd Collapses inLecture, Victim ofBronchitis Attack NATIONS MUST UNITE RULESTO RESTORE GOLD BASISProf. Charles H. JuddCharles H. Judd, dean of theSchool of Kducation, and Distin¬guished Sendee Professor of Educa¬tion, collapsed in Icla.ss while lectur¬ing to a group of students yesterdaymorning. He collap.sed while lec¬turing to the class, and pulled thelecturer’s stand over on top of him.Members of the class revived himand assisted him to his home, 1302East 58th street. While it was atfirst believed Ithat the collap.^'e wasdue to a heart attack, members ofthe Judd household told The DailyMaroon that an extreme case ofbronchitis was responsible.Dr. Judd is'resting easily, but hewill be confined to his bed for .sev¬eral days. He expects to resume hiswork at the end of the week. Doc¬tors have agreed that his case isnot serious. A return to the gold standard,under a set of explicit internationalagreements as to its management,was advocated by Harry D. Gideonse,associate professor of Economics atthe University, at a meeting of theAmerican Association of UniversityWomen Saturday in Milwaukee.‘Tt is gradually becoming clearthat monetary policy is the key tothe recovery pro.gram,” he .said.“Minimum wages and fixed priceshave no meaning when the moneyin which they are expres.sed fluctu¬ates sharply in value. Four monthsago proposals to return to gold werelooked upon as a conspiracy againstAmerican prosperity. Now we areable to see the program of the Lon¬don Economic Conference in a dif¬ferent light.'Criminal Economics“The entire interval of the pastfour months has been characterizedby what we might call RaymondMoley economics, or in other words,the economics of an expert in crimin¬ology, continued Dr. Gideonse. “Thecustomary contrast of the automaticgold standard with a managed in¬convertible currency is, of course,based upon a misrepresentation. Thegold standard was not automatic,but it was, essentially—even be¬fore the war—a form of managedcurrency. A gold currency institut¬ed by governments and regulated bynational and banking policies is infact a managed currency, and it is to be distinguished from the variouspropo.'^ais for ‘managed currency’only as a matter of degree, not as amatter of principle.“The entire post-war period hasbeen characterized by the almostsystematic destruction of the candi¬dates without which the gold .stand¬ard cannot continue to operate effi-cientl.v. Now that the full extent ofthe chaos is realized, we might won-,der why the whole mechanism didnot break down sooner, in view ofthe well-nigh univer.sal refusal to ob¬serve the unconsciouvsly developed‘rules of the game’ according towhich the gold standard was man¬aged.“What are the conditions for therestoration of gold? Clearly the‘rules of the game’ will have to be¬come explicit. More than that; theexplicit formulation of the rules willhave to be accepted by national gov¬ernments as well as monetary au¬thorities.Enough Gold for Reserve“It .seems clear that if the will¬ingness to draw rational conclusionsfrom experience could be taken forgranted, there is quite enough goldin the world to act as a reserve forthe world’s credit. It also seemsclear that with the present shakenconvictions in all ranges of socialand political life, the confidencevalue of an established traditionmight be of major significance. It is(Continued on page 2) Frances Perkins, CabinetMember, Will Speak onN R A Saturday in MandelJournalism ClassBegins Today at 3:30WHITEHEAD ARRIVES;HAS FIRST INFORMALTALK WITH STUDENTSThe third annual series of lec¬tures 'in the division of the SocialSciences will begin this afternoon at3:30 in the Social Science Assemblyroom with a lecture by John M.Gaus, visiting professor of PoliticalScience, on the subject, “Adminis¬tration and the Modern State.” Thiswill be the first of a series of tenlectures by Professor Gaus on thissubject. The ten lectures will bedelivered on successive Tuesdays at3:30.Profe.ssor Ellsworth Faris, chair- jman of the department of Sociology, jwill speak on five Thursday after- inoons at 3:30, starting October 26, |on “The Bantus of the Congo For- |est.” I Philosophy as the bulwark againstthe decay of civilization was thetheme of Alfred North Whitehead,considered by many' the greate.st liv¬ing philosopher, in his first inform¬al discussion of his University visitat Hitchcock Hall last night. Profes¬sor Whitehead arrived ye.sterday fora week’s stay on the campus wherehe will deliver two public lecturesand meet individual students.In taking up first the differencebetween philosophy and .scienceProfe.ssor Whitehead held that sci¬ence confines itself to a selectedgroup of topics and that therefor**,philosopy, with its many interests. ;cannot be construed to be a science, jHe stressed at some length the eter- inal holding of scientific laws and |our acceptance of the fact that they iwill hold under given circumstances.“No one would doubt,” he said, '“that Newton’s law will cease work¬ing tomorrow or the next day. Rut \there is nothing in the law itself thattells you this.” This is the point at |which philosophy enters, “for,” iwent on Professor Whitehead, |“philosophy aims at a more com- jplete knowledge and attempts to ver- jbalize science so that you can keep jyour understanding of it.”Profe.ssor Whitehead will be avail- 'able to students who wish to meet(Continued an page 3) Y.W.C.A. to HoldAnnual FreshmanFrolic TonightThe Freshman .'Frolic, an annualevent sponsored by the Y. W. C. A.,will be given tonight from 5:30 to8 :00 in the sunparlor and theater ofIda Noyes hall. It will include botha buffet supper and sing.Short talks will be made by Made-laine Strong, president of the Y. W.C. A.; Charles W. Gilkey, dean ofthe University Chapel; Aaron J.Brumbaugh, dean of Students in theCollege; Mrs. Harvey Carr, presidentof the Y. W. C. A. Advisory Board;and Margarita Strid,' chairman ofthe group in charge of the Fresh¬man I’rolic. F'irst cabinet memberswill be there to explain the Y. W.C. .A. activities to thefreshmen.Guests will include Miss MaryGibson, Dr. Margaret Geranl, Mrs.Edith Foster Flint, Miss .Allis Gra¬ham, Miss Mollie Mae Carroll, and.Mr. Mack' Evans, director of theUniversity choir, who will conductthe sing.There will be no charge for theFrolic but reservations must be madeby',noon today.■A dinner and bridge for all trans¬fer students will be given Thursdayat 6 in the Y. W. C. A. room. Headsof the organizations, Mirror, Phoe¬nix, F^ederation, The Daily Maroon,and the Board of Women’s organiza¬tions, will address the guests. Mrs.Alma P. Brook, director of IdaNoyes will/be the guest of honor. Student OpinionReflects Dislikeof Song ChangesStudent comment on the changein wording of the lines of “Wavethe Flag” which refer to formerCoach Stagg is, for the most part,unfjfvorable. This became evidentwhen various student activity lead¬ers were questioned on the subject. i The first session of The DailyMaroon training class, the purposeof which is to acquaint prospectivereporters with the background oftheir future work on the Maroonstaff, will be held at 3;30 today inHarper, M 11, with John Barden,editor-in-chief, presiding. All students who desire editorial positionson the staff of The Daily Maroonare required to satisfactorily complete this course.William V. Morgenstern, directorof Publicity of the University willdeliver the first lecture, discussingthe history of the University andprominent persons who have been,connected with it. Succeeding lec¬tures will deal with the style, organ¬ization, and activities of The DailyMaroon.NORMAN THOMAS TOVIEW OEMOCRATICPUNS TOMORROWViewing the National RecoveryAdministration from various as¬pects, Norman Thomas, socialistleader and lecturer, will answer thequestion “Are the Democrats GoingSocialistic?” in a public lecture inMandel hall tomorrow night at 8 :30,under the auspices of the Socialistclub. He will also respond to achallenge “Are the Socialists igoingdemocratic?”Mr. Thomas- arrived in Chicagoyesterday on a lecture tour, andspoke in Oak Pa''k last night. To-The change, as it now stands, stib- i night i he will participate in a forumin Waukegan, speaking on the .sameprogram with Harry D. Gideonse,associate professor of Economics,and William F. Ogburn, professor ofSociology, in a geneial symposium(Continued on page 3)TICKETS FOR CHICAGOPLAYERS’ PRODUCTIONOF HAMLET ON SALETheft of ThermometerThreatened in Letterto Cap & Gown StaffThe Cap and Gown thermometerwill appear Tue.sday morning onthe porch of the A. D. P. (.AlphaDelta Phi) House, in the Men’s Dor¬mitories, or in the Botany Pond.This threat, typed on a dirty sheetof yellow copy paper, was receivedyesrterday at the Cap and Gown of¬fice from unknown persons, andcaused great consternation. Thethermometer was erected by theCap and Gown staff at some expenseto indicate' to the students the prog¬ress of its campaign to sell 1000subscriptions.At a late hour last night a doublecordon of campus policemen sum¬moned by a harrassed Ca^ and Gownstaff were observed surrounding thethermometer and protecting it fromall or any would-be thieves. Doctors to AttendFour Sessions ofSurgery ExhibitionsFour exhibits of practical surgerywill go on view this morning at 9in Billing.s hospital in conjunctionwith the American College’ of Sur¬geons, which is being conducted thisweek. Dr. Edmund Andrew's, attend¬ant surgeon in the department ofSurgery, has charge of arrangements.Operations will be performed bymembers of the staff in the surgeryampitheater in Billings and in thevarious operating room.s. Visitingdoctors attending the College ofSurgeon^ may view these clinical ex¬hibits between 9 and 12 today, to¬morrow, Thursday and Friday.Dr. Arno B. Luckhardt, professorof Physiology, is serving as honorarychairman of the section on anesthe¬tics at the Congress. Dr. Luck¬hardt attained prominence in thisfield through his discovery of a newanesthetic, ethylene. Tickets will go on sale today forthe Chicago 'Players’ production of“Hamlet,” to be given at Interna¬tional House October 25 and 26, ac¬cording to an announcement madeby Harry Moore, executive directorof the group. Tickets .are priced at50 and 75 cents. All seats are re¬served.Tickets for the play may be ob¬tained at International House, IdaNoyes hall, Woodworth’s Book store,and at Lyon and Healy’s loop store.They may be obtained by mail fromInternational House, or from theScandinavian club, which as sponsor¬ing this first venture of the Players,The Chicago Players are not acampus organization, but manymembers of the cast and 'businessstaff are University students andalumni, and the group was recentlyfounded by members of both thegraduate and undergraduate bodies.Other plays are I also being plannedfor the future.Although the International Houseperformances will bring the Playersto the campus and the city for thefirst) time, an inaugural show will begiven by Director Arnold Robertsonand his cast in Elgin, Illinois, Oc¬tober 21. stitutes the words “Coach -Shaugh-ne.ssy” for the former words, “theGrand Old Man.” Howard W. Mort,director of the band, justified themove because, he said, it w'ould bea direct insult to Coach Shaugh-nessy to stand up and sing about theOld Man being the best coach in theland.Bob Hepple, member of CrossedCannon, said that the D. U.’s havetried singing it w'ith the change andthat there was an obvious weaken¬ing at the new' phrase.Bob Sharp, Phi Kappa Psi, point¬ed out that Old Eli of Yale andLord Amherst of Amherst are longdead, but they continue to live inthe traditions of the two schools.Charles Tyroler, a Deke, memberof the Comment staff, said thatStagg will continue to lead the ,teams in spirit, and that he deserves jto be remembered in the song after Ihis w'ork here.Cheerleaders Charles Holtsberg iand Norman Masterson agreed that \there would be difficulty in getting jcooperation from the stands. Adler Meets NewLaw Honors CourseTomorrow at 3:30WOELLNER PRESENTSLIST OF SPEAKERS FORVOCATION LECTURESRobert C. Woellner, executive.secretary of the Board of Vocation¬al Guidance and Placement, yester¬day announced the dates and speak¬ers for the Autumn series of lec¬tures sponsored by that department.The purpose of the lectures is to aidstudents who are interested in theselection of a vocation, and to af¬ford other students an opportunityof extending their knowledge of thevarious vocational fields.Harry A. Bigelow’, dean of theLaw School, will deliver the initiallecture in the series on October 12.Professor William S. Gi'ay will in¬dicate the opportunities in the fieldof Education on October 19. OnOctober 26 Professor Edith AbbottW'ill speak on the vocation of SocialScien(ce Administration. November3 Dr. Henry S. Houghton, newly ap¬pointed head of the UniversityClinics, will talk on the professionof Medicine. Professor W. H. Spen¬cer, dean of the School of Business,will talk on Business as a career onNovember 9. The lecture of Profes¬sor Lydia J. Roberts, chairman ofthe Department of Home Economics,will be given November 16 and thefinal on November 30, by ShirleyJackson Cat \ Law' 212, a new plan honors 'course offered to pre-legal students !by Mortimer J. Adler, associate ipr*ifessor of the Philosophy of Law, iwill meet for'the first time tomor¬row at 3:30 in Social Science 212.Class assignments for the quarter ;are posted on the bulletin board inthe Law’ school leading room.l |The course, which covers three |quarters, deals with the role which !law' plays in the intellectual history iof Western Europe, including thechanging* conceptions of-law’ and le¬gal institutions in the wider culturalcontext of the history of philosophy,the sciences, and the arts. It willbe conducted by means of lecturesand readings.]Any student in the Law school w'illbe permitted to attend the weeklylectures, but the seminar, whichmeets one night a week, is open onlyto the small group of first-year menpermitted to register for the course. Labor Secretary OpensStudent LectureProgramSecretary of Labor Frances Per¬kins, first w'oman cabinet memberof the United States, will open theStudent Lecture'ismm ’**1^"'r ~ T ' series in Mandelhall Saturdayevening, October' ' ' 14, at 8:30. MissPerkins has beenone of the dom¬inant personal¬ities in the strug¬gle for the solu¬tion of the labor(problem u n d e irthe NRA. In herlecture in Mandelhall she will out-FraiKces Perkins Jine the latest de¬velopments of the 'Roosevelt admin¬istration’s attack on the depression.Miss Perkins w'ill speak on the“New Challenge to Industry” in thePalmer House at noon Saturday be¬fore the Illinois League of WomenVoters and the Cook County Forumof the League. Miss Sophonisba P.Breckinridge, the Samuel Deutschprofessor of Public Welfare Admin¬istration, will introduce Miss Per¬kins at the Palmer House, Admis¬sion to Miss Perkins’ noon lecturewill be one dollar.Mowrer Speaks NextAs previously announced, EdgarAnsel Mowrer, world-famous jour¬nalist, was intended to open StudentLecture series on October 31. Mr.Mowrer’s lecture will take place asscheduled, but the decision of MissPerkins to speak before the conven¬tion of the League of WomenVoters, prompted the directors of.-the~ Student Lecture Service to se¬cure the Secretary of Labor to in¬augurate the 1933-34 lectures.Frances Perkins has been activein labor and social w'elfare worksince her graduation from Mt. Holy¬oke college in 1902. When PresidentRoosevelt appointed her as the labormember of his cabinet, he epitom¬ized her as “the best qualified wom¬an in public life today.”Following Miss Perkins’ lectureon October 14, correspondent EdgarAnsel Mowrer, former president ofthe F^'oreign Press Association andex-representative of the ChicagoDaily New's in Berlin, will describe(Continued on page 3)RENAISSANCE SOCIETYGIVES GERMAN FILM“Mensch Ohne Namen,” a Ger¬man film with English captions, w’illbe given today at the InternationalHouse theater, under the auspicesof The Renaissance Society.“Mensch Ohne Namen,” or “A ManWithout a Name” is a UFA produc¬tion, directed by Gustav Ucicky, andstarring Werner Kraus. The castalso includes Helen Thimming andHertha Thiele, star of “Maedchenin Uniform.”There are to be performances at4:15 and 8:30 p. m., and ticketsmay be purchased for 35 centseither at International House, or atthe Renaissance Society galleries inWieboldt 205.Goodspeed, Smith Edit New “Short Bible’’;Reduce Number of Pages, Rearrange Booksn “The Short Bible,” edited by Ed¬gar J. Goodspeed land John M. P.Smith, was released yesterday bythe University Press. Mr. Goodspeed,who is professor of Biblical andPati’istic Greek, and Mr. Smithwho was, before his death, professorof Old Testament Languages andLiteratures, are the authors! of “TheAmerican Translation” on w’hich thisnew work is based.The new edition has reduced the2000 pages of the standard Bible to546 pages and, like “The AmericanTranslation,” employs 'modernpunctuation, quotation marks withdialogue, narrative paragraphs, andblank verse rather than the tradi¬tional forms of the King James ver¬sion. The books have been rearrang¬ed and placed in the chronologicalorder in which ithey are believed tohave been written. Thus Amos hasbecome the first book of ‘The Short Bible,” and Genesis has become theseventeenth. Each book is accom¬panied by an introduction which ex¬plains its background, history, andsignificance.Professor Goodspeed said that“The Short Bible” was intended tobe a bridge to the complete 'Biblewhich is too bew’ildering and obscurefor the average pei'son.“The American Translation,” thetext from which the selections for“The Short Bible” were taken, waspublished tw’o years ago and con¬tained many changes from standardversions of the Bible, based on thegreater resources now available toBiblical scholars. Professor Good-speed’s “American Translation ofthe New’ Testament” is 'the mostpopular book ever published by theUniversity Press. More than onehuiidred thousand copies have beensold.riiliiiiiliAHlii idii‘^4’f-ipi: •Cj.^'.it'.n ■'fif-'wSfi'M .' M1 . >o4i'fc4fe-:"ti’H^-b 'j'»t>3'‘,f.. esS- .a-iilBwj:. Ji 1 r 'T — “ *• ’' ;'*■*'^9‘H>' P. B‘A'n.nK.X, Editoi-in-fi*UW'-LfeLIA':«l' G^O-Iru^TO^SAV^I-^TER L. "^h')X'^G().A1.BETTY MA-NSEX. ^'5^.opiU-RLE^ KE\VTQ/X..,J . i ’ i' 1 1?#4’|r,f(vp univing instiko t’he times.,j\.\c wJtu.Knit4 [¥e;-katus oFnluse of scholaiptte'd to u^e by'Torn Bsrton" Nix?) If (fi'crs'on:Kilt t‘. t »j ‘H ' bo.fKk 'a:hd t^ejhojt Bible siiSi ' , .V 4 . ..I,.f'lnt 0‘'lJ.i!rtK-X nc! vounI Fat some('WilAa^r: turKn’-V'riR ibj.rt rSamjels .\\c->-Vh AV‘' .\ki!vl4 h'■ ; -u Ir l’fi .; "The ,i" 4s‘^otiajteI®'4 0 :4 ;■> atrm -t4tute.^fl'rwfitej.6ven a'^^hKigbt Editpr: David H. KutnerAssistants: Hoerr and-Morris dferiiohstrated' tb.ejsent <^eJ:egr.8trn8 tof*n<,cduragement to^ CoaA Clark SbaugbnesC'^pitain Pete ^firrimer befbre th.e Corneill gaiI- '’•) J- ^Saturday. The gesture was n&t surpdsingX \>as rather magnj'ficerit.—J. P. B. 'againTHE UNIVERSITYUNlNTELtiCENT^IAThe best columnist onnewspapers visited the caexpected to’‘find at the tea he attended an inter¬esting cross sectio‘n of the Unive'r^ity, consisting of '. ' l®il. ’ttt' 'tessft ’Instead* Ke found .a group of dpltish students, more If T'|ip HTra VP ] H11 'Rll'interested in dancing to desultory radio music than*L ^^MAN and HA^RY MORRISONeonVer|S10g'with him.^ ^ ^ ^ |/,||I1,1 iimjiiimmiiiiini;ii!i'ii|ii.|fiimmiiuiV iifiHipiiuiiimnuiftiMi»It.was our hope that at least fifty peree.nt.of the fpersons present would be interested in talking to juraip'-Js .i'4iPyi 1 Uiaiuk t-,n^ j,- fUudrn,^ tlfo larfi-the writer of a column devoted to discussions on' pu^ and l^ it' yndi i !ni,no.,the mi>K,ak.,(if th’icurrent affairs and observations on life. Surely stu- »«!> 'f -ih.dents- at the University have some thoughts on that .-Id Xorj.dl.■ rckjit'S-ami th< ni li. llu* sfuuf St fil'ni,t rhale, atnational 1= (CoAfihV^ from^ W.'Of (d)MO‘n,v, how over.-that A\iith nur wm.r'fiR «',rcVn,o^mic nationalism. %nmI "If'weVe'tiirh to goM: w-e •shoghtI I'ctuT'n g'o ‘a eonsci''ou's'ly' manageii(.’■old, with *an explicit ,;.set- of objfetives and Kules., The <i1,dis.g0|,d s.taBrt-igrd a; nianaireik ojtrM*n,oy-. hgt;f,as the V^*„c<>'»d sh'Sw^^rjt was pooiily~ l-hianaged)-. i'li wasA-a^ ihe British:. I machine'ry* .designed'Jto -‘w.ork within" i a giy^en ijartge. and iX-.ianinied'W'hen'"politics in;teiTf^.'ed with thcj'range.”. OVx(Connectthis book.PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS$3.50 NOWj4.<? a .pf iJonvii' (tfifiritim ox 'fe/icich(u'r-l(q(img Ibie Saturdaif, Ms lonlij color/itHn.‘iI’flfce whic^j Simp so numii •})euiitifnl_^(i,nns hi,])irsli^Bhiclcfruir c/Pro nipojizas hof rfianiin tl to /i ,'ffoojn- ? 'inp bo^s. If is fviual thof next tfnit hi it ij’l himt S:k» hr featured as the basso profundo in ''The liiill-\frog on ikh Abbott H,enf(inp papers p/insccopy. ' . ''■, ^ !\ €:}Bob Perretz (Z. B. T.’s successor to BernfeWejni ^o't (got is a hotrad word; but it’s worse :when followed hy damn) tHe first box of ca'ndyfrom Shaughnessy for making tfie first tackle of 'the garne. He was assisted" by 6ap,t. Pete I>aGrange^ZirfimeriWho wiU reo^ive the empty Boxbeing alieFO and a .scholar. The awa^rd of a Wof candy precludes the existence of a young lady -to .whom- the sweets will be ^s^sed;0n^ since the ', 'boys are forbidden to eat the goOdy-goodies yum- ’ -iyum. It wouldn’t have beefi, to 'P.ete’s advantage 'ito make the first tackle., for legend has it tfisatthree^years ago .A- Stagg made P^te •'lady until his football' career\was over, and now ''that the .Shauglinessy philosophy encourage •' ffie hiboys to provide themselves with-BELLE GAMES, = |Capt. Pete is all out of the habit. Still, legend ifhas it that he manages to be pretty well p'lea.sed |with a certain C, Van Busing; according 'to Ro-bel Grarige-Kennedy/ * ^Coujiterb'alancing the Zimmer dilemma is theNyquist case, Th-e boys op thg Rialto mgike hat- iangue to the effect that Nyq^ui’st (mighty'<b,ur ' |round conqueror of mighty Gunga Beem) hasbeen giving hi« all for a certain Rsychoiogikt fna^ ,tLillian Schoen). The boys claim he ghve fifteen 'pounds during the summer, - ,, |,^We are cheered beyond words. Somqone, some- !where, reads the Bazaar. Ted^dy Lipn personally ' /e>corted the below-printed letter into the Maroonoffice \esterday. demanding that it be p/iarted.There is no dmimerit e>cde.pt that'"'We think'Linn is'a sweM gent, heoause he laughed. '' '• kProfessor James Weber Linri , f247—Cobb UO '■^ ' JIt is said th^at civilizations hawfe existed where ’I;men w^re acepstemed to snioke af tljeir .mothers^ mfunerak But in tf^ better goUege classroom , [ F'jtdcW Van * ; ^tfirfax *51V7j*:airf»\ 701^4^BaKKjMlp. • .REMODELING ANANCIENT MONUMENTDr. E,dgar J. Gopdspeed and the late J. M. P.Smith have remodeled the Bible into a new, high¬ly readable book of 555 pages, called The Shoi^Bible.Wh^n we realize that the Bible has been thetextbook of the Christian religion through the ages,We wonder why someone has not thought of re--vising it before 1933.The younger generation of Americans do notread the Bible with either belief or understand¬ing. Co,ncerning the Christian religion they are apt-to* have distinct ideas and no knowledge.' This at¬titude, we believe, has arisen through use of a badtext anjd faulty teaching. Let us iTlu$trate by re¬viewing the religious education of' the average i,Protestant undergraduate. IThe undergraduate, during his extreme youth, iwent through a once-a-week orgy known as Sun¬day school. Sunday school consisted of leliey- !ing one's parents of one dime and spending one inickel of it on the way to church and the otheron the way back. •' s. iThe mor<fe conscientious youngsters used to gofifty-fifty with the Lord by placing half the stipendin the collection and spending fhe re'si. |The pupil’s problem in class was to find the rexact amount of horse play he cbuld^ gef away with ^and still avoid bodily eviction. His rnethod of set- ^tline t>be problem caused outward dfstress and in¬ward ain;u’sem.ent among church^mprdbprS who had ;.been:.caioled into Sunday school education. . ' eallc-d -fpr1 <'■Senior^, you will, inarvel at"s h’-ti"'-IMPFRFFCT IN ORIGINAL Tiq.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1933 Page ThreeThe GreeksHave a Word—By ROBERT ALVAREZ-SAD BUT TRUEWell, somehow or other we man¬aged tofjfct thru the first week hutwe “view with alaiiu’’ anythin?? thatlooks like another week. When weconsented to fill this space twice aweek we didn’t know that we'd'haveto spend the rest of the year tiptoe¬ing to class via alleyways, lookingapologetically at anyone into whosepresence wo- were rude enough to in¬trude. People with whom we usedto exchange friendly greetings nowpass by without a word, or with acurt and superior “hello,” hut al¬ways a fine exhibition of glow-ering.-'and glarings. We don’t know wheth¬er this coldness is due to the print¬ing of a story about their house orone of its membei's. the failure todo so with too much about anotherhouse, or whether they just don tlike the idea of this column or theway it is written, or have the notuncommon idea that anybody whowrites a column is a queer sort otbird whom ones shoubi bo.st ignore.We will welcome all letters or cull'’explaining which the “whether invour case. And as a result of allthis, we are de<licating this issue toDonnie Kerr, Bill Berg, and ChuckTyroler out of gratitude for the only-friendly or sympathetic greetingswhich we received last week.AND FURTHERMOREAnd now ’Awkins announced thathe believed we were too newsy lastweek, and not readable f«»r thefreshmen a.« we are meant to be.Well, anything but dissension in theranks, so we will give heed to hisprofunditie.s and try to biv editorrillyinclined for a spell; except for thoserare “plums” that turn up now andthen and must, of necessity, be in¬cluded. And. to those who accuse usof giving publicity to a certain fewhouses only,—this is your columnas much a.- ours; we don’t professto be “The Creeks . . Wi«tc, tele^-phone, or drop arouiul and help bothus and yourselves. Any publicity isbetter than none. We’ve gone call¬ing several times to a.sk or leave it-quests for news, but the fellows msome houses either don’t ilo anything„nu,ua] or .-.ro uo,.»,N.llyor socrotive about it. W f .lo" t liboall this explaining and apologizinganv better than you do, hut this col-unin is an eiitiiely new idea andsome of this explaining seemed nec¬essary for a better understandingamong us fall, and to get rid of anyidea that this column is a privateconcession granted to us to have asmuch fun and iai.se as much havoca.s possible.PLEDGESTo Phi Gamma Delta—Hans Riemerof Clarian, Pa.To Phi 'Delta Theta—HowardChandler of Sheldon, Iowa.To Tau Kappa Epsilon—RobertChris and George Mackey ofWestern Springs, Illinois.To Phi Beta Delta—Edward hried-man ',of Chicago.FRANCES PERKINSTO LECTURE ONLABOR PROBLEMS(Continued from page Othe German situation, with particu¬lar emphasis on Hitlerism, in a lec¬ture in Mandel hall October 31,Rockwell Kent, famous artist andillustrator, will speak in the thirdof the lecture series, December 17.(February 6 Professor Raymond Mo-ley, collaborator with Roosevelt indevising the President’s RecoveryProgram, will describe the function¬ing of the Recovery Plan and its re¬sults to date. Two other speakers,to be announced later, will com¬plete the series of six lectures spon¬sored by the Lecture Service.All of the lectures will be heldin Mandel hall at 8:30. All seatswill be reserved and season ticketholders will be given preference inthe seating. The price for the en¬tire series of six lectures is threedollars plus a 30 cent tax. Checksshould be made payable to the Stu¬dent Lecture Service. CONTROVERSY OVERMINNESOTA ROOMSMAY ENO SOONMinneapolis, Oct. 9—A satisfact-{ ory agreement in the battle between !' the University of Minnesota admin- ji istration and Southeast Minneapolis |property owners over the proposed I$300,000 ' dormitory unit seemed iprobable, after the Interfraternity |; council had appointed a special com- jj mittee of five to go before Presi- |' Hont Goffman for a discussion of jthe much publicised problem.■Action by the Greek advisory1 body was taken at a special meetingI Thursday night after the presidenti had called William Blethes, councilnresident, before him to get an ex¬planation of a torch light protestparade staged by several fraternitiesbefore the president’s home.A federal grant of $90,000 forthe proposed dormitory, now pend¬ing before the state public workscommittee, is the crux of the sit¬uation. with protesting factions en¬deavoring to stop the grant.The new building would be theoecond men’s <lormilory on the !Minnesota campus if constructed |and would increa.se male housing }facilities to approximately h.'iO men jstudents. Other funds for the struc¬ture would bo provided throughloans and a $10,000 reserve fund. SportFlashesWestern Football—Just a Youngster—Tsk, Tsk—Athletic Aptitude Tests—Saturday’s Heroes—By TOM BARTON-In a recently published All-American team selected by Grant-land Rice from cjllegiate playerswithin the last ten years, four of theselections had played on Western Conference teams, indicating some¬thing or other of the calibre of foot¬ball as played in our own Big Ten..A fifth player, a Notre Dame man,was a product of a Mid-Westernuniversity, which indicates some¬thing or other about Mid-Westernfootball in general. Three of Rice’steam were from the Pacific coa.st,only two were from the East, andthe South had only one player onthe ten-year All-Star team.Pt^ice’s selections are as follows:Center—Ticknor, Harvard: GuardsCannon, Notre Dame and Hickman,Tennessee; Tackles— Smith, Cali¬fornia, and Milstead, Yale; Ends—Oo.sterbaan, Michigan, and Fesler,Ohio State; Quarterback — Fried¬man, Michigan; Halfbacks—Grange, [ Illinois, and Drury, Southern Cali-' fornia; Fullback—Nevers, Stanford.I Howard Harpster, 26 years oldj and big-time football’s youngesti coach, made his debut Saturdayj with an impressive vi'tory whenhis Carnegie Tech team ran up aI 25 to 0 score against Temple Uni-! versity. coached by the dean of! American football, the 62 year oldj “Pop” Warner. It has been a longI time since Warner, ex-Stanfordj coach, lost a game by 25 points. 1 ooner a week ago wen during thehalf of the U. S. C.-Loyola game,they spelled the name of Tom Lieb,the Loyola coach, incorrectly inone of their card students.Every once in a while a misspell¬ed word creeps into the page.s ofthe Maroon. But it took theSouthern California cheering sec¬tion—2,500 strong—to make a prize Antioch College, Ohio, use a newwrinkle in the search for athletes.The freshmen are given “athletic(Continued on page 4)NORMAN THOMAS TOVIEW DEMOCRATICPLANS TOMORROW(Continued from page 1)on the N. R. A.Owincr to the death of Morris Hil-qnist, chairman of the Socialist Na¬tional Evccutive Committee, at hisihome in New York City Sunday, Mr.Thomas originally po.stponed his ap-poa’ancp in Chicago. He was pre¬vailed ufion by Mavnard C. Krue¬ger, a-’^istant professor of Economicswho will preside at tomorrow’smeeting to send Clarence Senior,national secretary 'of the party, ashis personal representative to thefuneral services in New York.USE THEDAILY MAROON'STHEATER TICKETSERVICEjPERtEIIIRthe best pens^ then . . and NOW!SPENCERIANI FOUNTAIN PENWHITEHEAD ARRIVES;TALKS WITH STUDENTS(Continued from page 1)him either in his rooms in BurtonCourt, or during any aftenioon thisweek between 2:15 and 4 in Cobbhall. Applications for appointmentsare being received by the Dean ofStudent’s secretary, Elizabeth For-een, in Cobb 203. Tonight he willlecture in Mandel hall at' 8:30 on“Nature and Life.” The public willne admitted tree. TTiis Ak’wI RccIuhc does notwojir the Stove I’iiK' bccaiuie ofa HanKov€>r. Oh, ni>! It UPurely a matter of Habit, justas he use.s Spencerian Tensbecause that is the Thinx ToDo. Well, sir, ever since Those MUDays Spencerian I’en.s havebt'en the Nifties amontr all who wvknow their Penmanship. 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OCTOBER 10, 1933DAILY MAROON SPORTS DREXELPATRONIZE THE DAILY Brig os Pipe Mixture itelto sold in lopound end5^-pound tins , , end in 1-pound Humidor Kegf.THE DAILY MAROONMAROON ADVERTISERSMaroons Swamp Cornell;Prepare for Washington Limit BasketballPractice BecauseCame Devoid of Injuriesas Team Registers32 to 0 Win of Small Turnout FRATERNITIES SETGREEDY EYES ON1933-34 PLAQUEChicago’s new football regimestarted with a bang with a team thatshowed evidence of power andsmoothness mowing down the smallCornell aggregation by a 32 to 0score. Saturday’s game with Wash Captain Pete ZimmerPredicts Win Over. Purdue Boilermakers DueBy CAPTAIN PETE ZIMMERCoach Shaughnessy hasn’t beenlet-ington at St. Louis ought to be a ting us scrimmage for the last threemore conclusive test of the Ma- weeks, until Cornell gave us a nice,roon s strength. , easy one la.«t Saturday. (We calledCoach Shaughne.ssy insists that [ the game a scrimmage before Ralphhe found no reason for enthusiasm | (’’annon even thought of writing it inin the game Saturday. It was ap- i story.)parent that the second team is not ,of the same caliber as the first. In- Cornell team was light, non¬juries to any of the regulars might 1 and seemed afraid ofseriously interfere with the team’s the Maroons from the start. But oneeffectiveness. Practice yesterdav , Captaintook this fact into account with the i Cassiday and Osburn were right msquad working hard on plays and | %hting most of the time,timing but refraining from scrim- Now the', start of the game needsmage and the possibility of injuries. > t^ome explanation. In violation of all' tiaining-table laws. Coach Shaugh-Maroons Meet Expectations nessy Offers a two-pound box of can-rp, i; .... to the fellow who makes the firstThe Maroons lived up to hopes. . , r, u n .T _ 1 i tackle in each game. Bob PerretzJav Berw’anger gave a real demon-| ^ .i r< uOration of football, scoria? foar of i™" candy for the Cornell same,the five touchdowns and kickin? the “-de/'tand that h.s Kirl was intwo points after touchdown. Cap- the *taads and that spurred him ontain Zimmer showed improvement i t® the gleat e oit.over his brilliant running of last ' Maroon. Did Not Falteryear, and made one particularly ' One of the most pleasing thingstricky run practically unaided , was the way the Maroons did notthrough moat of the Cornell team j falter once in the march to the firstonly to have the play called back. ■ touchdown, which was put over with-„ . , „ .a, 1 I out lelting the ball get out of pos-Rainwater Wells made the only | ^^^er days, we’d getscore not accredited to Berwanger | ten-yard line, then callwhen he crossed the Cornell goal a - j punch,ter receiving a pass on the 25 yard , ^^cessary to put the ball over. Orline from Zimmer.Shaughnessy PessimisticBlocking and interference were,according to Shaughnessy, “bad.very, very bad.” The squad has beenhandicapped by lack of scrimmageso that the coach looks for a decid¬ed improvement by Saturday be¬cause of the practice afforded by theCornell game. The line, however,did perform well with the four, un¬tried sophomores being unusually ef¬fective in keeping the opponent atbay. Bob Perretz, an all-state manfrom Hyde Park, played a hard and else we’d make a mistake and call apass to make two yards on thefourth down.This time we marched down tothe goal fine, had one down to puther over—and we did it!Sahlin deserves great credit forbis field geneialship. He handled theteam very well. Jay Berwangercompletely fulfilled expectations;his open-field running was very de¬ceptive, I would hate to be play¬ing on the opposition against Ber¬wanger, Nyquist, heretofore an un¬known quantity as a ball ' carrier, to variou.s other interests,i such as football, cla.'^ses. and work,which have prevented many fromrepoiting for pi-actice, varsity basket-*ball workouts have been mainly lim¬ited to basket shooting and lightpractice to enable the candidates toget into slutpc. .4bout fifteen var¬sity aspirants have come out for thedaily 2;30 sessions, with more ex¬pected to join the squad later in thequarter. Ten freshmen, who havehad extensive high school experi¬ence, have been asked to practice.^to provide scrimmage opposition forthe varsity members, although form¬al yearling sessions will not be helduntil the w’inter quarter.With Flinn, a , regular last year,Peterson, and I.ang out for football.Oppenheim and Seabuig working at.4 Century of Progress, and Gott-schalk and Haarlow devoting theirafternoons to study, the active squadconsists mainly of Wegner, I-,ang-ford, and Eldred, who have all hadvarsity competition, Stapleton, RayWeiss, and Kaplan, promising sopho¬more and Dorsey, Pyle, and Wehl-ing. Coach Nels Norgren has notbeen able to estimate as to how theteam will shape 'up because footballpractice in the afternoon interfere.^.Since the opening game has beenscheduled for December 2 and sinceseveral men will have their after¬noons occupied until the middle ofthe quarter. Coach Norgren will beforced to resort to evening hoursduring which practice in team playwill be emphasized.After several practice games thecagers will encounter the OhioState team on January 6. Then inrapid succession they will meetMichigan at .Ann Arbor, Illinois,here, Minnesota. Northwestern, andIllinois there. Indiana here, Ohio andIndiana there, and Northw’esternhere. , -As intranniial athletic tourna¬ments begin this fall, fraternity, dor¬mitory; ami independent teams again• look forwaid to capturing the intra-! mural all-year participation trophy.The haruDome plaque will be pre-, sented to the organization whichj wins the highest number of pointsI in athletic contests for any threej yea IS.Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Upsilon,* Phi Delta Theta, and Phi Beta' Delta have al! won the trophy twice;the Midway Athletic Club has won{ once- The Miilway .Athletic Club,which was an independent organiza¬tion back in 1028-1929, and DeltaSigma Phi have gone out of exist¬ence in later years, and will be outof running for the trophy.Phi Beta Delta, winner of the lasttw'o years, stands a very good chanceto annex the all-year plaque per¬manently as they still have manystaunch intramural men among theirrank.s. Phi Delta Theta shouhi givi>them a tough battle, they pledgeda bumper crop of 23 men in last.spring’s rushing campaign. Delta C.also looks forward to doing bigthings this year. They too need onlyone more win to capture the trophy.Phi Kapjia Psi, with its great“Kentucky” Duvall, hopes to captureenough touchball and basketballgame.s in addition to others to stopthe above teams for a year or so. I-M Track andField Events toOpen in 3 WeeksCLASSIFIED ADSRooms for rent. I-^rge, light, sin¬gle or double. $3, Skinner. 5821.Marvland .Ave. H. P, 0553.Desirable room, double or single;very reasonable. 5805 Dorchester. 'H. P, 7321.Room, board, and laundry for 2or more men students. $7-8 per wk.Garage optional. 560G Drexel Ave.,Dorch, 6861,accurate game at guard. Merritt ' savagely through the line.Bush, back to regular practice inorder to be ready for the Washing¬ton game, may have a hard timetaking his job at right tackle awayfrom John Rice.Ed Cullen, a halfback of former,sea>ons, played part of the game atcenter and there is a possibility thathe will continue at that post. Cullenplayed center in high school but re}iealedly making gains,■Ad the line proved their efficien¬cy. .since Cornell did not make a sin¬gle first down through them. Thi.-^forward wall was composed of Wells,Deem, Maneikis, Patterson, Perretz,Rice, and Womer.Second Team Impres.^iveThe second team backfield Wal¬lace. Flinn, Smith, and Watrous.in the amount ofhad put in no work at the position i impressive it,-,until last week. Shaughneeey was I o"; ,v’,. n ^impressed by his performance and ;'‘n;- "niter. Rapp.' Cullen. Kendal!, Marynowski, andmay u.se him to relieve Ell Patter¬son when necessary. l*angley. ^ullen showed very well. ,, „ J rtT 1 at center—a position he had not.\mos Alonzo Stag?, Grand Oldn aT tViiA tnp foimW* • \Of conrse the Maroons are by nomeans a smooth running team,without faults and misplays, asshown by this first game. Many ofMan of the Midway, sent the following telegram to Shaghnes.^y the eve¬ning before the game.Coach Clark Shaughnessy,Best wishes for the season. Hope these rough spots will be ironed outyou win all your games. Give my this coming week in preparation forlove to my old colleagues in the de- ' the AVa.»ihington game at St. Louispartment.Amos Alonzo Stagg.TWELVE FRATERNITIESSTART 1-M TOUCHBALLSEASON TOMORROW next Saturday. And by'the time weI'eaeh Purdue, we will have asmoothly running aggregation thatwill beat the hard-running, line-.smashing makers of boilers.SPORT FLASHESThe intramural touchball seasonopens tomorrow afternoon with 12fraternity teams entering the battle.The teams will play as follow.^:At 3, Delta Upsilon will playagainst Sigma Chi on the field at59th and Cottage Grove. KappaSigma will fight Phi Kappa Psi, andTau Kappa Epsilon will meet AlphaSigma Phi on the field at 60th andGreenwood. (Continued from page 3)abilitj'” tests, just like an aptitudetest, to discover a fellow’s athleticpotentialitie.s. The fresh run, highJump, throw’ the discus, play base¬ball, and do a few other tasks be¬fore the coaches. The coaches ratethem and the material is correlatedto determine athletic aptitude..At 4, Sigma Nu will encounterKappa Nu at 59th and CottageGrove. I..ambda Chi Alpha will meetPsi Up.srlon, and Phi Delta Thetawill play Pi Lambda Phi at 60th andGreenwood.Of the day’.s conte.stants, Delta U.with Bob ilepple and Phi DeltaTheta with Don Bellstrom will prob¬ably play the outstanding gamessince these teams are the leadingcontenders for the intramural all-year trophy along with Delta SigmaPi which plays later in the tourna¬ment. Saturday’s Heroes. ...Ewald Ny-quist, because it was fun watchingthe big blond smack that Cornelljline for five or six yards at a bang....Ad Lindsey, Kansas coach, be¬cause the N. D. invincibles had tobattle his Jaybawks to a scorelesstie....Dick Crayne for a 90 yardtouchdown gallop to keep up hisreputation as a “hero,” althoughthe score didn’t mean much in theHawkeye win....and Mel Ott, justbecause....IT’S NOT TOO LATETO SUBSCRIBE TO UNIVERSin of CHICAGOVS.WASHINGTON U.St. Louis, MissouriSaturday, October 14thRide the WabashOfficial Route of the TeamSpecial Cars on Trains Friday for Rooters.GOINGLv. 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