Wiv iHlaroonVol. 34. No. 5 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. THURSDAY. OCTOBER 5. 1933 Price Three Cent*The GreeksHave a WordBy ROBERT ALVAREZANOTHER PLUMToday’s “plum” is the noteworthyexperinieril of the Phi Psis, <jreatfellow's for thinkinff up new ideas.Deciding that their budget needed aslicing they recruited a MtvS. Stuntzto live in the house and act as“buyer” for the chapter. And thenice part about this is Mr.s. Stuntzherself who is a nice looking youngwidow, and “sister of a Phi Psi.”Bill Palmer says “It’s a funny name,but she’s all right.” We always havebeen in favor of the idea of a“house mother” or .something of thesort around the hou.ses to keep thefraternityites from getting toohoodish. For instance, the Phi Psisall .stand up when buyer Stuntzcomes in late for meals, and as theywouldn’t do that for anybody el.se,there must be .something to the idea..Anyway, it sounds nice.CONJECTURESNow’ is the time for everyone, ifyou care for that .sort of thing, toprophesy how’ many fraternities willbe left on campus when June rollsaround again. We’ve heard quitea few of these conjectures lately,some quite profound, and opinionsseem to vary all the way from 26to 19. "We are inclined to hold withthose who guess toward the 26,rather than with the jx'ssimists wholook forward to the exit of not afew hou.ses. I..ast year. Bill Scottprophesied that deferred rushingwould see the fall of quite a few’chapters, but he underestimatedtheir sticking strength. The roots ofa fraternity group are deeper andfirmer than can be comprehended byanyone on the out.«ide, an<l it willtake a mighty strong force to dis¬lodge them. Especially hard to moveare they when they are part of astrong national fraternity, andmost of the farternities having<*hapter.s at Chicago are above aver¬age strength nationally.We would admonish the pes.si-mists not to attach too muchweight to the presejit size of thechapters he counts as doomed. Itwasn’t many years ago that the PhiOelt chapter contained only five orsix men, and last June they had agroup of fiftyseven all told-. .And.speaking of prophecies “Chez”Evans is still looking a bit sour af¬ter the mea.sy job of forecasting hedid before the lowa-.Northw’esterntu.ssle. And the Beta lad is usual¬ly right. By the way he’s “Mr.”Evans now’, since his marriage last-April, EDGAR MOWREROPENS STUDENTLECTU^ SERIESFormer Correspondentin Berlin Will Speakon HitlerismFIdgar Ansel Mow’ier, correspond¬ent cf the Chicago Daily News, willdeliver the initial lecture in the Stu¬dent Lecture Service series October.‘11 in Mandel hall, Mr. Mowrer,former Daily News correspondent inBerlin, will speak on Germany andHitlerism. Fiom his nine years ex¬perience in the German capitol, heis well qualified to discuss the cur¬rent situation in Germany,With the publication last springof his book “Germany Puts theClock Back,” .Mr. Mowrer became a<tormy figure in European journal-i.sm. The book, which was intendedto offer a picture of the develop¬ment of the reactionary movementin Germany, was greeted with mark¬ed antipathy by the Nazi faction ’’nGermany. Mr. Mowrer’s position a.-correspondent of the Daily News inBerlin became precaiious and theHitler government tried to force hisre<^ignation as head of the Foreignf’ress Aesociation.Sent to TokioT.ater the Nazis boycotted theChicago TTaily News and the ForeignPi ess -Association to .such an extentthat .Mr. Mowrer was recalled fromBerlin and sent as an official corre-sponednt to Tokio. .Mr. .Mowrer’s re¬call from Germany was directly as aresult of an intimation tiiat the(jerman government could no longerguarantee his .safety.Season tickets lor the six lectures,and individual tiikels for Mr. Mow¬rer’s lecture on Detoher Jl. will goon sale Friday at the Manilel hallloisters. Representatives will beappointed to sell tickets to fraterni¬ties, cluh.s, and dormitories.Last year the program of the Lec¬ture Service included Stuart Chase,•August Piccard, William Beebe, andJulian Huxley.Divinity School PutsReorganized Coursesin New Curriculum Whitehead WillLecture NextWeek in MandelAlfred ’ North Whitehead, mosteminent living philosopher in theopinion of many scholars, will givetwo public lectures at the Universitydui'ing the coming week, both opento the public without charge or tic¬ket. it was announced yesterday byPresident Robert M. Hutchins. Thelectures, under the title, “Natureand Life,’’ will be given in Mandelhall at 8:30 on next Tuesday andThursday evenings.Professor Whitehead, who is 72years old, has been at Harvard University since 1924. P'ormerly hetaught at Camliridge University,England, and served as Dean of theFaculty of Science at the Universityof London.“Professor Whitehead is recogniz¬ed as the greatest speculative phil¬osopher and system builder alivetoday,” Professor Charles Morris ofthe philosophy department .said yes¬terday. “He came to philosophyfrom .science. He has developed onthe one hand an interesting philos¬ophy of history ^and a novel theol¬ogy. On the other hand his ‘Princi-pia Mathcmatica,’ on w’hich he col-iaborated with Bertrand Russell, isprobably the most important contri-inilion to logic made in this coun-(Continued on page 6)MUSIC DEPAUTMENTWILL SPONSOR TWOORCOESTRA GROUPSPLEDGESTo Tau Delta Phi, one WilliamSherwin from Chicago.To Phi Delta Theta, one Dale Davisby name — from Lincoln, Ne¬braska.To Delta Kappa Ep.silon, one Hairfrom Chicago (first name forgot¬ten).•And who took my radiator cap? $10reward for its return, (dead oralive).SMATTERINGSFor the benefit of him who askedabout Jontry, Jerry has a job inLaSalle St, as do Bob Balsley andGene Beisil; Bob and Jerry have anapartment together near campus.Ralph U. W'ebster and Psi U Hollo¬way are back from touring Europe.Bion Howard is doing well as an as-si.stant furnitiier buyer, and stiltfrequents the International Hoiise.Diek Jack.son went back to Para-gould, Arkan.sas—or some town.«pelled ParagoiiJd. Fred Gundrunwill continue w’orking at the Fair,as will Chuck Dw’yer and HarryWilson, the latter tw’o will probablyhe back for winter quarter. BillHeaton after making a fine start inthe bond business, was taken sickW’ith appendicitis and after a stormytime in which his life was despairedof, pulled through and is recoveringthough down to one-twentieth of aton (100 lbs.) Enough for news ofthe Dekes. Of other of last year’sprominents we hear that Ross “1.F.” Whitney is with Bauer andBlack, and Jim “Caveman Sailor”Porter is at Washburn College inTopeka, Kansas. Rube Frodin canbe seen trundling around campusnow and then, as can Keith Parsonsattending Law School. Hap Sulcerhad a bu.sy summer in command of(Continued on page 4) Reorganization of the curriculumof the Divinity school to conformmore nearly to the spirit of the nowplan was annou'iced yesterday by.Shirley Jackson tCase. dean of theDivinity school. Dr. Case is com¬mencing hi.s first .season as .succe.s.sorto .Shailer .Mathews, who retired lastJune.Four “fields of interest,” roughlycorresponding to the College’s foursurvey fields, have been created, andorientation courses are being givencovering each of these fields. Thefields W’ith their respective chair¬men are; Historical field, under thedirection of J. T. McNeill; Biblicalfield, to be conducted by W. C.Graham; Theological field, with E,E. Aubrey in charge; and Practicalfield, under the leadership of M’. C.Bower. F]ach chairman has severalfaculty memhers to assist him.-At the same time, Dean ra.se an¬nounced the elimination of a set of12 prescribed courses, and the sub¬stitution in its place of the five newor'entation. or survey, courses. Theyafe; Divinity 301, Divinity Educa¬tion; Divinity 302. Historical Studyof Christianity; Divinity 303, Studyof the Bible; Divinity 30). Study ofTheology; and Divinity 305, Studyof Practical Christianity.HOWARD V. O’BRIENTO SPEAK AT TEAHoward Vincent O’Brien, famousauthor and columnist, will speakF'riday afternoon at 4 at thefir.s't of a series of teas to begiven by the Ida Noyes Advisoryand Auxiliary Councils. Mr. O’Brienw’ill appear under the sponsorshipof The Daily Maroon.Other teas will be given October1.3 and 20, and The Daily Maroonwill again cooperate 'in obtainingthe speakers. The Ida Noyes Advi.s-ory and Auxiliary Councils are alsoholding open house Friday evening,October 27, to acquaint all incom¬ing students with the facilities ofIda Noyes hall. Refreshments willbe »efTed. Two orchestras will be sponsoredby the department of Music for thefirst time thi.s quarter, according toan announcement made yesterdayb.v Carl E. Bricken, head of the de¬partment. Because of the enthusi¬astic resjionse on the }iart of stu¬dent musicians, Mr. Bricken has de¬cided to oiganize a Sinfonietta inaddition to the University Sym¬phony, which is entering its thirdyear.The fir.-'t lehearsal of all musicians.-^electeil will be held tomorrow eve¬ning in .Mandel hall at 7:30.* Ho’A’-aid Talley, instructor of Music,will lake charge of the first prac¬tice, during the ab.sence of Mr.Bricken. .Mr. Tailey will take overthe .Sinfonietta during the year.Tryouts held this week in Ingle-side reveal an exceptionally largenumber of cafididates for orchestrapositions, Mr. Bricken states. Inorder to pivsent compositions in¬tended for a smaller group of mu-.sicians than the Symphony, theMusic depaitmeut will conduct theSinfonietta, thus offering players anopportunity for broad and variedmusical experience.In spite of the popular responseto the call for applicants, the depart¬ment still extends an invitation toall musicians to try out in Ingleside201 between 2 and 5:30 today andtomorrow’. Daily Maroon Classto Meet TuesdayThe Daily Maroon trainingclass for freshmen editorial as¬sistants will meet for the firsttime Tuesday afternoon at 3:30in Harper M 11 The first meet¬ing will he conducted by WilliamV, Morgenstern, Director ofPublicity for the University.All freshmen interested in edi-torird w’ork on The Daily Maroonare ur,ged to attend the meeting,at which a class hour convenientto the freshmen w'ill be arranged.The class w’ill ’"oeet once a w'eek,presumably on Tuesdays.The class is conducted by theBoard of Control of The DailyMaroon and Mr. Morgenstern andit will meet throughout the fallquarter. At the end of the tiuar-ter. tho.«e students receiving agrade of “S” for the course willbe taken on the .«tatT as regularfteslimen editorial assistants. Band Replaces“Wave the Flag”with New Song INTERFRATERNITY'council ACCEPTSRUSH SCHEDULEEntirely new formations andmany new marches and novePy num¬bers W’ill be featured by the Univer- r' i . rxsity band during the football sea- Complete Programson. The band will make its initialfall quarter appearance at the Wash¬ington University game ’Saturday,October 14, The Calumet High j The Interfraternity Council,School band will play at the Cor- i meeting for the fir.st time this year.Macde Availableto Houses300 Judges andLawyers Studyin Loop CollegeNearly three hundred judges andlawyers of Chicago last night beganstudy of the new Illinois Civil Piac-tice Act, which becomes effectiveJanuary 1, displacing the commonlaw procedure which had its originin the Norman conquest. The law’-yers and judges are attending a con¬ference course at University Col¬lege, downtown lyvision of the Uni¬versity, which is being conducted byProfessor Edward W. Hinton.Taken largely from the new codeW’hich New ’York adopted in 1921,which embodied many of the lib¬eral jirovisions of the F^nglish codeof 1873, the Illinois code abolishesmany of the technicalities of thecommon law pleading.Eliminate Technicalities“.Abolition of the common lawforms of action will do aw’ay withthe technicalities which had little todo with the merit of the issues in¬volved,” Professor Hinton .said yes¬terday. “Now the judges w’ill simply.look to the complaint to decide whatthe i.ssue is. The experience ofNew \'ork and New Jersey has beenthat their codes have speeded upthe disposal of cases, because argu¬ments as to the technicalities of prac¬tice are largely eliminated.“The new rules about parties toan action make it possible to di.s-pose of a complete litigation in one(Continued on page 2) nell game Saturday,i “This year the band plans to prac-1 tice four nights a w'eek,” said How¬ard W. Mort, manager of the Rey-I noids Club, who will direct the bandj this year. “We will practice fonna-I tions without inslruments on Tues¬days, music Wednesdays, formationsand music Thu sday.--.” he explain¬ed, “and we shall use Fridays to per¬fect the routine.” The luind prac¬tices between 6:30 and 7:30 in thefieldhouse.“Chicago Loyalty” will be featur¬ed by the band this year instead ofI “Wave the Flag” which has beenj used extensively in former years,j J. Beach Cra.gun. author of “ChiI cago- Loyalty,” wa.s formerly dii'ec-I tor of the band and a member ofI the University faculty.The w'ords to “Chicago Loyalty”(Continued on page 2)SECOND GUESSERSWILL MEET AGAINT0WIN6RIDGAMERhodes ScholarshipsApplication DeadlineSet for November 11 METCALF, HOUGHTON,AND CASE TO SPEAKAT FACULTY DINNERThe final date for applications forRhodes Scholarships has been post¬poned to November 11. instead ofearly in October, according to a.statement issued yesterday by Rob¬ert V, Merrill, Marshall of the Uni¬versity, and faculty member in icharge of the Rhodes Scholarship ]applications. jScholarship.® a^’e open to men who ihave completed tw’o or more yearsof academic work. They are awardedby appointment, on the basis ofcharacter, personality, intellect, andphysical vigor. Appointees are giv¬en two years of work at Oxford withthe possibility of a third year schol¬arships award for scholastic excel¬lence. It is now possible for aRhodes Scholar to po.stpone his thirdyear of work at Oxford and returnto the United States to .study. Like¬wise, the third year may be spenteither at Oxford or at any approv¬ed university or college in GreatBritain or on the Continent.Applicants are urged to see Mr.Merrill concerning scholarship re¬quirements as .soon as possible, forfinal application.s must be in noInter than Novenwber 11. Henry Houghton, director of theUniversity Clinics, T. N. Metcalf, di¬rector of .Athletics; and ShirleyJackson Case, dean of the Divinityschool, will speak tonight at the an¬nual faculty homecoming banuqetat International house, with Piesi-(i(‘nt Robert Maynard Hutchins pre-.®iding.The dinnei’. which is an annualevent, will inaugurate the faculty’ssocial activities foi' the season. Lastyear, at the fir.st homecoming ban¬quet to be held in Internationalhouse. Vice-president FredericWoodward .«poke on his recent tripto India and Profes.soi- .Arthur H.Compton related his ti'avels in searchof information about the cosmicray.This year, however, none of thescheduled speakers have preparedafid»’esses for the occasion. Becau.seDr Houghton, Mr. Metcalf, andDean Ca.se have been appointed totheii respective positions since lastyear’s dinner, it is likely that to¬night’s speeches will be merely in¬troductory.CHORUS TRYOUTSTryouts for the University chorusand the chorus’ fir.st rehearsal of theseason will be held in Ida Noyeshall Tuesday evening at 7:30. Thetryouts and the rehearsal will bothbe conducted by Cecil M. Smith, as¬sistant professor of Music, and amember of the faculty of the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary.The University chorus, one of theyoungest of the undergraduate mus¬ical organizations on campus, wasorganized early last year. Inactive for the past five or sixyears, the “LaSalle Street CoachesAssociation,” which in the days ofwinning teams assisted A. A. Staggcoach his elevens, will come back tolife next Wednesday w’ith a lun¬cheon at 12:15 in the Roo.seveltroom of the LaSalle hotel. Prospectsof a team which may benefit fromtheir words of wisdom has inspiredthe LaSalle street University alumnito appoint a reorganization commit¬tee consisting of Charles Higgins,former football captain, and HarrySwanson.The “reorganization luncheon”will serve to introduce Director T.N. Metcalf and Coach Clark Shaugh-nes.sy to many of the alumni whohave not previously met the twonew figures on the athletic staff.There will be an extensive reporton the proposed merger of threeminor a.ssociations, the “UpperMichigan Avenue Coaches associa¬tion,” the “Monday Morning Quar¬terbacks,” and the “Stock YardsCoaches,” with the LaSalle streetgroup, which hitherto has scornedthe ideas of the minority groups.Officers of the association, con-si.sting of a Head Coach, an Assist¬ant Coach, a Council of SecondGue.s.sers, and rubbers and trainers(Continued on page 3) officially accepted the new fall ru.sh-ing schedule of luncheon engage¬ments as worked out by the execu¬tive committee under the directionof Frank Nahser. The list of fra¬ternities and the days on which theymay entertain freshmen was publish¬ed in The Daily Maroon yesterday.This list was worked out alpha¬betically with a complete disregardof any individual preference. Be¬cause of space limitations the date.®for the next two weeks only wereprinted, but the general order willprevail. In other words, fi’aternitieslisted for luncheon on Monday willentertain on Mondays throughoutthe year.Must Submit ListsAccording to the revised rushingrules five of these dates will be per¬mitted this quarter. However, afreshman may not be entertainedmore than once this quarter at anyhouse. In order that this might nothappen, each fraternity is requiredto submit a complete list of fresh¬men they expect to have for lun¬cheon to the Dean of Student’s of¬fice at lea.st twenty-four hours be¬fore the day .scheduled. In this waya check may be made so that theirW’ill be no conflicts in engagements.Fraternities were asked by FrankNahser to disregard the listing ofPi Lambda Phi tw’ice in the scheduleprinted yesterday. The Pi Lambswill entertain on Mondays along withPhi Kappa Psi and Phi Kappa Sig-mb. On Tuesdays, however, onlytwo houses, Phi Pi Phi and Psi Up-silon will rush. A complete schedulefor the quarter may be procured atthe Office of the Dean of Students.Cap and Gown WillGive EntertainmentThe Cap and Gown will presentan entertainment at noon tomon-owin front of Cobb hall as part of itscampaign for 1000 subscribers. Atthe time of the entertainment, apicture will be taken of the groupthat is a.ssembled in front of Cobbhall.The .staff of the Cap and Gownwill select .several faces at randomfrom the group and encircle thosefaces in the photograph. The photo¬graph will be posted on the Cobbhall bulletin board on Mondaymorning and the students recogniz¬ing their faces as Athose encircledwill receive as a prize either a Capand Gown or one of three $1 de¬posits on a subscription.Researchers Find Scientific Basisfor Calculating Matrimonial BlissMatrimonial predictions that someday may be developed into a sciencehave been the work of the SocialScience Reseaich committee of theUniversity under the direction ofE. W. Burges.®, professoi of Sociol¬ogy. W’ith whom Leonard S. Cottrell,instructor of Sociology, an<l RichardP. Lang, research a.ssistant, are col¬laborating. Dr. Cottrell hi’ievesthat in the future engaged couplesW’ill be able to calclulate fairly ac¬curately their chances in the mar¬riage lottery.These Investigators have prepar¬ed, on the basis of a study of 526married couple, a “marriage indexchart,” which is now being checkedfor its reliability as a means of pre¬dicting success or failure for pros¬pective brides and bridegrooms.This marriage horoscope has beenbased on an analysis of culturalbackgrounds, individual personal¬ities, and family relationships, all ofwhich were plotted against the de¬gree of happiness claimed to havebeen attained by the subjects ofthese inquiries. These factors w’ererated according to their importanceand upon the basis of these factorsthe charts were made calculatingthe chances for successful marriages. If the husband’s mother is dead.Dr. Cottrell states that the chancesfor ultimate success are in favor ofa life of harmony. The chances forhappiness are still quite good if thebride’s father is not living. If bothparent.® are living and happily mar¬ried, the chances for happiness areeven gieater.If the father advise? against amarriage and the mother is in fav¬or of it, by all means take the fa¬ther’s advice. Father’s prediction asto the advisability of a marriagegenerally turned out right in thecases tested.Compari.®ons in various groups in¬dicated that the extent of happines.®is increased in proportion to theamount of education of the twopartie.s.The survey further showed thata longer courtship favors bettermarital adj.ustments. Where thecourtship is of less than a year’slength, there is 20 per cent lesschance for happiness. The bestperiod seems to be between threeand five years. A courtship of morethan five years is likely to be un¬favorable. Those who marry afterthree months or less also take a 30pcL cent greatei rissk on Imppitie.ss.ITHURSDAY; tXiTOBER 5. 1933■ ' ^> >4« > ‘ *'-■ ■ '■.. ''? dropping paper .V* '7'; r:f''I :• time;, schedule for . various • eventski-re ‘ concessions at ’ A;.,'Century /of'trS’ rfogress Exposition;■*&i-ft)Mr|, Mackenzio,-,-£ stpdentfm'jM,.Cen-' xJniv.ersity, is empl6yed*:by the Hi-’y'or I - i iaii government, ^whick’ haslan.ex,libit 'at"^ A Century' of-Progress'^inhe iXnited States Government builB-ng, located ,onl Northerly Island; one•lock; north of the"^ sixteenth streetmg paper bag. full oit of the Palace theat Wndg^^dlen comcorneron the•iipleofIN 1901official 'tudent newspished moininfts p\cepithe autumn, vtfinten1 Companj?. 5831 UniverUniversity of. Chicago.m".!Sl„.. .o,... :leription rates: $2.6u a year,,: $4.00 by mail all .b,uilding...aiVd exhibifs-and'M ^ ^No responsibility ia -assumed, ,by the. Universitystatements appearing in The tlaily Maroon, Tkiy d^cidea that the hbtel lobbies were/toodead^ningly qiiiet;,: to they dr.agged in a^ cwnonarid 'fir^S ft._ ,They threw a bell-boy forcibly out of a'hotelwindow, ^hen sorheone picked him up, bo.^j legs\ii’^fe "laro'^n. ’After all this, they thought. Chicago was notcompletely aware of thfc presence of theI ... .> _ A ■for any statements appearing in ....contracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18,' 1903; at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3 1879.-The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.send fewer cases to the appellatecourt on technical questions.“The praecipe, which was an or-deiA -to issue a summons, has beenabolished, and the nuisance featureswhich were sometimes taken advan¬tage of by lawyers, have likewisedi.appe.red. It will no longer bepossible to carry an action only sofar. a. tbe' praecipb. rtd delay fihngof thp complaint, as has been done insome types of eases Now the plain¬tiff must file his complaint, settingforth his cause of action, before asummons issues.’in eatablishing a civil rode in 1S4d,and Englancj ?code much like that of New YorkBOARD OF CONHIOLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in,ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN,, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGQMEkY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Assosciate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorCHARLES NEWTON; ,JR., Student Publisher barricaded and their moutf^s shut.Of the i20;000 members' of the AmericanLegion now in the city-, probably 500 saw activeservice on the frorit. Those 500 don’t pelebrate;they remonstrate the j.olly boys who got as faras the training cathps and are stiil lopking for thereal stuff. ^Great things have been done in tbe -bame ofpatriotism,'but the antics of the American Legionare not worthy of the association, if we aisumethat patriotism is one of the better emotions.Besides, the child-minds of middle-ag^ . menrefuse to comprehend that fifteen yenfs Havepassed.But perhaps we do them an injustice-^men actvery peculiarly when they act in rhobs.-^J? R. B.EDITORIAL ASSISTANTS .Howard P. HudsonDavid H. K.utnerHoward M. RichFlorence WishnickTpm BartonNoel B. GersonRoliert J. HastcrlikBHSINI^ ASSISTANTSRobert Siunuels ■William’ O’DonnellWfH'iam BergmanThursday, October 5, 1933there are at t'he present time iiear- ;Iv half tke ?tates"w.hich sfill'refain "the'.common law pleading.A^mong the, judges' who are jkr- ,ticipafin^ in the 'discussion/'of’the ,Night, Editor: Howard M. RichAssistants: Ross and WatsonDEATH, TAXES,AND FRATERNITIES sor Hinton are: Walter ^teffenj 'J.P. McGpprty, John Hms, P, J.Finnegan, and J. W. Brook.bMnd mraATORENEWW;;PI§CAR0S“WAVE THE FLAG”We understand that the state is trying to collecta sales tax from fraternities on the meals whichthey sell to members.If the sales tax in this instance is legal, we havejust one more demonstration that justice is notfound in laws or courts.The eating clubs of fraternities are not profit¬making institutions. In pre-depression days, someof the profits were used as rushing expense, socialfunds, or expenditure for the common good of thefraternity. In these times, a fraternity eating clubis its greatest liability.Fraternities, it seems, will have to pay a salestax on the food when they buy it, then pay anothersales tax when they c-ook it. It would follow that I By SIDNEY HYMAN and HARRY MORRISONI 1,1 III I'lllHII III! llli,I.MII|lllim'IIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIHI>IIIIIIIIUUIIHIUIUHIIIMIIIlilllillUlllMIMMMHUIIMIIIIIImcrison and hYman are sic so they get i tol ight the bazzar for it today. My 'Name'ii/rut'hJugg and is for years old. My mother sez'tlmtif I be gude i kin go to the footbal game oh smtid^when Chicago g^oes plez with the fellow 'froitncoRnell colledge on the Stage field down at to'-iheschool wear my big brother Harry and my cousinsid go with classes whereLITERATIThe school is full of cynics. Let us, strive tounderstand this statement to its fullest extent.^We shall start with the premise that we all like.spinach. Do you like spinach? The editorial welike you, spinach. Because everytime we eatyou, we think of our mother serving it ,a'nd motheris the holiest word in our language. My mother’shair is grey. Noble spinach! Noble hair,! Yourleaves against my cheek (spinach leaves) arelike a baby’s skin and what is more pure thana baby. Hooray! Spinach, spinach, spinach fair,you are shaped like a triangle which reminds us.of the holy trinty -the g.d. backspace doesn’t workand the church is, a noble institution. Heaven’svegetable which is green as an orange and orange-jiiice is good for your digestion. Everytime theaverage cynic is told to eat spinach he sees redand red is the dominant color of the Americanflag. And America is the greatest country inthe world. Carry the torch! « hicago we’re true, to you .That we.,^are l,oyaJ .never fear,Ra’h‘ Riih Rah!Chicago weVe true, to yon,W'e greet you now with cheer andsong.With deeds of worth and testedcourage strong.. .Chicago we’re trOe fo vbu. ' ’ "'.(Yell)Chicago, Chicago. Chicago. ;Go !,• ^The team, the. team, the team,* Yea.“Wave the -Flag” wijl not,be dis^carded from the band’s- library hutwill be played frequently the wordsbeing changed from: “with tHe‘Grand Old Man’ to lead them’/ to“with Coach Shaughn.essey to leadthem.” must be kept ifit as a<Mdle 3651 clephonc servicedays a year.Thanks, to a^ contiiand replacement, /Bell System plant is today moreefficient than ever.* Constandy improved operatinigmethdds provide the swiftek, surest; se^ce bn re-cord. Plans devised by, telephone men fit the iservicemore and mote exaedy to subscribers’ needs.The result of all this is: the telephone gives youa. lot for a little money.BELL SYSTEMUSE THEDAILY MAROpN’STHEATER ticketSiRVICECHICAGO GOES PARISIAN—FOR AMERICAN LEGIQNNAIRESThe boys of the American Legion seem to havetheir dates mixed. This is Chicago, 1933-; notParis, 1918.. To tear Paris apart during a week’sleave in 1918 may have been magnificent funand was a justifiable pleasure, because each manexpected with reasonable certainty to die some¬time the following week. ^For the last fifteen years the legionnaires havebeen selecting American cities, on a basis of theindividual city’s tolerance, to re-celebrate war¬time Parisian excursions, and they are not intelli¬gent enough to change their mode of frivolity. Inage they range from 38 to 50, yet they get awaywith riots that would put the college boys of goodold Siwash to shame.Members of an organization that was influentialenough to make the President of the United Statestake a special trip to Chicago to address themare guilty of some of the most childish horseplaythat ever came to our attention.They all carry cow-bells as they walk the streets,which is a very good idea; we advocate a lawcompelling all morons to carry cow-bells.Michigan Boulevard traffic is halted to allowtbe boys to toss dice in the middle of the street.Hotels took the good furniture from every room,so the vets could toss what was left through thewindow, which may cause hospital bills but notmuch of a hotel bill.They mob street cars, jerk the trollies off theline, and throw the seats and everybpdy else outof the car.One of their greatest sources of pleasure is SAY "HELLO” TO MOTHER AND DAD-RATES ARE LOWER AFTER 8.30 P. M.r—Hooray!.PROPAGATING THE RACE CORNERPersonal: Since there aren’t so many Watri inthe world, I should like to meet Billy -Watrqus.Meet me in the Coffee Shop at eleven o’clock andwear a red, red, cowslip. (That’s a flower andnot lingerie, but I really don’t care.)George Watrous.WHAT EVERY BRIDE SHOULD KNOW ONCE AWEEK ON WEDNESDAYSThe clock on Cobb Hall has a 24 where the 12should he.It took seventeen years to correct the AlmaMater in the Student .Handbook and it isn’t cor¬rect yet. We never did trust this Watson guy,anyway.Shaughnessey has a habit of making the boysrun a lap around the track every time theyfumble the ball. Along about this time theysay Pete Zimmer is in splendid shape for cross¬country.Professor Blumer of the Sociology Departmentfor a few weeks because of a wrenched knee.They don’t serve Swift’s meats at the DekeHouse.Because of lack of anything else to write aboutwe are starting a rumor to the effect that NoelGerson is married and that his wife is prettysore about the whole situation. Gerson denieseverything and so does his wife. The dog won'ttalk. EVERY NIGHTSENSAT/ONALHOLLYWOOD STARAND HIS ORCHESTRAk WITH\ LEAH RAY and the/ 3 AMBASSADORS/ ANDA NEW KIND OF FLOOR SHOWNEVER A COVERTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1933 Page ThreeINTERNATIONAL HOUSE !TO CELEBRATE FIRST IANNIVERSARY TODAYToday marks the first anniversaryof International House, an orjiran-izat’on which has housed 2,000 stu¬dents representing 61 countries, inits -first year of life.From all parts of the world stu¬dents have come to the institutionto achieve the aims of internationalcrood-will and fellowship which wereuppermost in the mind of John D.Rockefeller Jr., when he presentedthe city of Chicajro with America’sthird International House.In an official report issued to theBoard of Governors, Bruce W. Dick¬son, director, summarizes these andother facts which indicate the suc¬cess of the experiment. “I feel thatthe first year in the life of theHouse has been on the whole satis¬factory,” Mr. Dickson observes inthis report. “I am confident thatafter the year’s experience we canmake the cominjf year even moreeffective.”Here students have had the op¬portunity of forminjr contacts withleaders in many fields of Americanlife. Amon.sf these visitors and speak¬ers have been several Universityfaculty members—Pre.sident RobertM. Hutchins, Arthur H. Compton,Quincy Wriprht, Alfred Radcliffe-Brown, Samuel Harper, Harry D.Gideonse. Harold D. La.sswell, FrankKnipht, Charles E. Merriam, andWilliam F. Ojrburn. Topics in thesediscu.ssions have ranjfed from educa¬tional ideals to cosmic rays andfrom international relations to spir¬itual life.Members and their jruests haveenjoyed a wdde ranpre of activities,including Sunday suppers, housetea.s, lectures and discussions, na¬tional and international nijrhts, con--certs, dances. informal parties,house tournaments, drama', musi-<ale.s. literary discussion, foreiprnmotion pictures, trijis to points of i(Continued on page 6) ^Mabel Viola HolgateTeacher ofPiano and VoiceStudio5510 Kenwood Ave.WhylArnntt •Is Essential- laiuuiiComplete Campus Coverage Woman’s PageOfficial Announcements Travelling BazaarFraternity Column Theater BureauSport Page Society ColumnBOOK REVIEWSbyHARRY HANSENLitenwy Editor of the N. Y. World-TelegraphSUBSCRIBE and SAVEAll for $2.50 Single Copies, 3ca Year —^$4.00 a Year^ .1The Daily MaroonNi^ht editor for the next issue;Tom Barton. Assistants: Curtis Mel-nick and Frank Moss.M usic and ReligionProfessor Edward Ames on “TheDouble Role of the Minister” at 12in Joseph Bond (Chapel.Organ music at h in the Univer¬sity chapel.Choir tryouts at Mitchell Tower(choir office) from 10:30-12:30 and2 :30-4 :30.Undergraduate AssociationsDramatic A.^sociation try-outs atMitchell Tower from 2:30-4:30.Open to all undeigraduates, except¬ing fre.shmen.LecturesDr. Paul Bucy at 8 a. m. in Bill¬ings .S. 437, “The Relation of thePre-motor (ortex to the MotorFunction.”Public Lecture under the auspicesof the Friends of India, MahatmaGandhi Birthday Celebration, LeonMandel Hall, 8:1.7. Mr. Paul Hutch¬inson. Mr. Manilal Parekh, RabbiShulman, Mr. S. Joshi.SECOND GUESSERSREVIVE ASSOCIATION(Continued from page 1)will be elected at the luncheon. AnyUniversity alumnus who can demon¬strate his ability to win a game theMonday morning after it is playedwill be eligible for office.Reservations foi- the luncheon canbe made liy calling Franklin .'iGlO.The alumni in chaige of the affairanticipate an attendance of at least150. GHtPaSERVES ASHOST TO 350,000SOMMER VISITORSEvidence of international intere.stin the achievements of the Univer¬sity has never been more impres¬sively shown than by the number ofvisitors to the University Chapelduring the past summer. So num-erouc. were the requests of Centuryof Progress visitors for conductedtours of the chapel that the Chapelwas made a regulai- stop on Chi¬cago sightseeing tours. A regularUniversity guide service was estab¬lished and will continue to functionuntil the latter part of this month.Mr. F'. J. Gurney, director of theUniversity Chapel guide service, hase.stimated that by October 31 over3r)0,000 peopie will have visited theChapel. This includes visitors fiomeveiy state in the Union, as well asall of the dependencies of the Unit¬ed States. A record book in the('’hapel corridor now has over 500pages, yet it w'as sigpied by only asmall percentage of the visitors.A complete list of the countriesand nations represented in the Cha¬pel record would read like a w'orldatlas. Visitors from all of the Euro-l)ean countries, Palestine, Morocco,South Africa, Mozambique, India,China, Japan. Sumatra, FrenchIndo-China, Canada, Mexico andseveral of the Central and South .American countrie.s have been con¬ducted on the regular tours of the ,University.On one day during the summer 'the Persian attache at Washington, 'the Persian consul in Chicago, a ,group of native Persians, a native jof Iraq, and a vi.sitor froin the !Straits Settlement were registered. 'PROFESSOR or STUDENT\ ou’ll enjoy the quiet home-like atmosphere of theWOODLAWN APARTMENTS5238-40 Woodlawn Avenue1-2 rooms completely furnished including maid serviceand G. E. refrigeration$35-$45TWO STUDENTS AT THE SAME RATE UniversityTextbooksBoth new and used.EnglishMedicalLegal Foreign LanguagesScienceGeneralIt’s to your advantage to get texts ontime. A prompt, courteous serviceawaits you here.Also Typewriters — rent or sale — stationery, brief cases, laundrymailing cases, pens and all other student supplies.Open from 7:30 A. M. to 9 P. M. every day!WOODWORTH’SBooks and Stationery1311 East 57lh St.2 blocks east of Mandel Hall Dorchester 4800Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1933NERLOVE ASSISTSNRA ECONOMISTAT WASHINGTONS. H. Xerlove. associate profes¬sor of business economics in theSchool of Business of the University,has been \vorkin,tr as deputy econo¬mist under Dr. Alexander Sachs in 'the office of (ieneral Hugh S. John¬son, administrator of the NationalRecovery Act, at Washington.Professor Nerlove, who has beenfrequently called in as consultant oneconomic problems by trade associa¬tions, labor organizations, govern¬mental buieaus and business firms,spent the month of August workingon the code problems of the cloth¬ing industry and of other industriesand has now returned to the Uni¬versity to resume teaching.lit thi* stiflespotlifflit—StetsonNew or old, your Stetsonhat has style written all overit. It has the lines of proudancestry and good breeding.Its rich color is permanent.And whatever you pay for ityou can depend on its beingfine value for your money.Why not look at the newFall Stetsons now? Ask par¬ticularly to see the attractivecolor mixtures and Stetson’sSuede Finish, which is quitenew and exclusive.at the better atoregJohn B. StetsonCompany TRIO OF MOROCCANTRAVELLERS INSPECTORIENTAL INSTITUTEGaibcd in their native, orientalcostumes, thi-ee visitors from Fez,Morocco, toured the I'niversity cam¬pus this week. Long, flowing tasselshung from the tops of their brightcolored turbans, and their feet wereencased in flat soled, soft leathershoes with upturned toes. They worelong white robes over Moroccanshirts, and their only concession to.Americanism was plain dark trous¬ers.Only one of the trio spoke Eng¬lish, and L. T. Goble, a Chicagoanwho has visited North Africa, wastheii guide. They have already seenthe Fail, but this was the first visitto the University. Their tour waslimited laigely to the Chapel, whichimpiessed them greatly, the Orien¬tal Institute and InternationalHouse. They characterized Chicagoas “a most interesting city” and asthe English speaking member of thegroup put it, they “are delighted tobe privileged in being here.”Sidi Mohammed Alami is the eld¬est of the three. .According to Mr.Goble, he is a potter and artist ofconsiderable renown in Fez. Histwo conqianions, both young men,are Mohamed Seighini. who speakssome English, and Ghali Raiss. SidiMohammed Alami showed great in¬terest in the exhibits at the Orien¬tal Institute, and through Mr. Gobleexpressed his hope of revisiting themuseum.COIVllC FINDS LIFEOF FRESHMAN HARDMilton Berle, Old Gold’s fast¬cracking radio comic, is on the spot.Cast in the role of the prize incom¬ing freshman at Hokum College, thepopular cigarette comedian is slatedto match wits with that proverbialnemesis of undergraduate life, theCollege Widow.The fortunes of the “All-Americanj Berle’’ hit a new' high in last Wed-! nesday night’s radio show, wheni Berle, Hokum ’37, ran roughshodover the faculty. However, upper-class men at Hokum are taking thisdi.sgrace much too seriously and arepreparing to do impoitant bodilydamage to Milton.Under the baton of Fred Waring,the Pennsylvanians w'ill be featuredin more of their stirring collegesongs. Poley McClintock, Rod Davis,Tom Waring and Stew’ Churchillwill lend talented vocal support toFred’s melodies. Harry Richman,Broadway’s ace interpreter of theblues, w'ho commutes by plane fromChicago and the Chez Paree, theMidway’s prime night club, will of¬fer a number of his popular songs.Moian and Mack, known as theauthors of the slow negro drawl as anationally popular comedy medium,have been engaged to handle theOld Gold comedy spot beginning Oc¬tober 2.7th. Thi.s celebrated blackfjice com:'dy team. v.l:ose “TwoBlack Clows” phonogiaphic recoid-ings grossed the all-time record of4,000,000, are signed to a four week-appearance contract consistent withthe cigarette sponsors’ policy of ro¬tating the supporting talent to FredWaring’s Pennsylvanians on the OldGold variety show. Campus GaugeShows Erratic\Temperatures\ Life is a very uncertain thing.The much hara.ssed gentlemen w’hoare putting the 1933-1934 Cap andGown into a monument of livingand breathing flesh have found thatout, much to their sorrow.It all happened this way. Someingenious .soul, with a flare for theaesthetic, conceived the giganticidea of a mammoth thermometer torecord the progress of subscriptionsales. This, the board agreed, wouldbe n very nice thing in light of the“1000 Subscriptions or Bust” cam¬paign.At noon yesterday the reading onthe .sparkling red tube declared thattwo hundred subscriptions had beensold, an exceedingly fine recoid, in¬deed. Then calamity fell, in the per¬son of some humorous individual,who discovered how- to work thedoo-jigger, or whatever they callthe instrument that regulates thecontrol of the instrument.Result: Thiee casualties on theCap and Gown staff, and four nerv¬ous breakdowns by members of theUnivei'sity at large upon discover¬ing that the deisred number of .sub¬scription- were recoi’ded on thethermometer. .A cool thou.sand ofthem!A’es. life is very uncertain—andsometimes mi.sleading.THE GREEKS HAVE AWORD(Continued from page 1)the “Quick Henry the Flit’ troop atthe Fair. To end up this hash ofold news and get it off our mindwe will say that the Alpha Delts hada purty fine convention on campushere recently, ending up with theelection of Pres. Hutchins as na¬tional president of the fraternityand an alumnus of the Chicagochapter as vice-president. Featuresof said convention were the playingof -A. I), songs by the chapel caril¬lons. and special programs at thePlanetarium and House of Magic atthe Fair where .A. D. Phi brothersreign. The jolliest event was theboat lide on the Merry or Mary Louor something, tho Sto Crary wasbopped on the gourd with a beerbottle. By the by. those bottles al¬most sank the craft.IN REPLYDear Buzzards:Congi-atulations on you superb ac¬count of the departure of the re-now'ned Chris. If I may quote fromBlackfriai’s. “You sure got ’em.” Ican only say “Would that I were sogifted.” But all kidding aside, thanksa lot for yesterday’s remark. Ac¬cording to our .stati.stics depai'tmentthei e are now three people who readthis column Tuesday. Our slogannow is “44 by Christmas or Bust.”,A bit biffy, don’t you think?Columnisticallv yours,R. S. A.P. S. What’s all this balderrashtoday about “spinach.” .A penny foryour thoughts.Whitehead to Lecture(C ontinued from page 1)try.”Professor Whitehead is beingbi'ought to the University through afoundation established last springby an eastei'n woman to permit stu¬dent.- to have informal associationsand discussions with notable person¬alities.Money Isn’t Everything!Profits are so thin these days that the busi¬ness man who works for profit alone wouldsoon go crazy.Believe it or not, the reward of pleasingpeople helps a lot. We get a real “kick” out ofhaving someone say, “That was a wonderfuldinner, everything was so delicious”—and theysay it—no foolin’. You will too, if you comeover soon—we’re doing our darndest, N.R.A.and everything.PHELPS fir PHELPS COLONIAL TEAROOM6324 Woodlawn AvenueRestaurant — 1423 E. 63rd St. (I. C. Station)FOR A TASTE THRILL TRY OUR HO.ME MADE DATE TORT! SWIMMING TEAM ANDWATER POLO SQUADLOOK FOR SUCCESSPiospect.s for successful swim¬ming and water polo seasons appearto be better this year, since experi¬enced men in most events are back.Led by Cajitain Dan Glomset, theswimming line-up will present afcrmidable fi*ont with Dwyer, Glom-set. Will, and Stolai- as breast strok-ers; Nicoll and Bellstrom, back-stroke men; Nahser and Barden,da-h expei’ts; and Bush, who is ex¬pected to develop into a good dis¬tance man. Boylan, .Anderson, andRobe I ts ai e just beginning to roundinto form as fancy divers and arecounted on to fill the gap made va¬cant by graduating men..All of the swimming team mem¬ber- will join the water-polo team,which will have as its nucleus Caji-tain Prank Nahser, Bellstrom, Bai'-den. Stolar. Glomset and Dwyer,who have already had at least a yearof varsity competition.Coach Ed McGillivray looks toP’loyd Stauffer, state interscholasticdiving champion, and Jack Homs,spidnt ,'tai'. as tho main.stays of thefi-eshma nteam for which candidatesare now reporting.Fractice sessions for the threeteams will be held every Monday,Wednesday, and P'liday at 5 in theBaitlett natatorium. lASUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROONM. SHINDERMANTAILOR and CLEANER“Campus preference for years"1114 East 55th St.Midwav 69.58MRS. KING LEE CO.1st Class Hand Laundry1106 E. 55th St.20'/ DiscountIf work is liroutrLit in an<i called for. Do you reveal your forceful characterin bol<L heavy Mtroke:^? Or does your artisticsoul express itself in graceful, flowing lines?W e've made u life study of this handwritingbusiness and after scrutinizing the scrawlsof thousands of individuals in all walks oflife we have definitely separated them intoseven different classifications and fashioneda point for each. 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The haugh¬tiest SENIOR, to the most timidFRESHMAN will find this bookvividly interesting.Seniors, you will marvel at those amazingnew Senior panels . . . ALL OF YOUwill thrill at that section of 25 fullpages of snapshots.More pictures more pages, a new andunique art theme, makes this the Uni¬versity’s Great Annual! ‘ ! ! IAnd think of it, this great book along withthe Student Handbook and the Student Di¬rectory, for the sensationally LOW PRICEOF $2.50.DAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 1933 Page FiveOpen Practice SessionDraws 500 StudentsI HOPES OF POLO TEAMSportFlashesGrid Deaths—Friendly Enemies—Extra—Loud Speakers—Anent Cornell—By TOM BARTONThe Princeton football coach,Fritz Crisler, an ex-Maroon and a“C” man in football, basketball, andbaseball, was criticized recently fora statement made before a gather¬ing: of football officials, thatmore than forty young menwould die from injuries sustainedon the football field this year.So far this year six have died asa result of football injuries—fivehigh school boys and a member ofa small college grid squad. Regard¬less of the splendid efforts of theIntercollegiate Football Rules co n-mittee, injuries will happen to plac¬ers on high school teams and smallcolleges which do not provide thecare nor the protective equipmentthat the large universities and col¬leges do provide.Roy Henshaw, the varsity left¬hander who dropped ut of schoollast year to join the Chicago Cubsmet an old friend, now an “enemy,”yesterday. Henshaw dropped overto the White Sox dogout during theCity Series game yesterday to meet.Merritt Lovett, an infielder on thefre.shman team two years ago, lyov-ett was signed by the Sox and madethe la.st eastern trip with them. Hehas been viewing the series fromthe Sox bench.Rainwater Wells, who will prob-CContinued on page 6) Fraternity TeamsStart TouchballSeason TuesdayAll freshman men interestedin trying out for the IntramuralAthletic Division staff of fresh¬man managers are asked to re¬port to the intramural office, onthe first floor of Bartlett Gymsometime this week.The tenth annual intramuraltouchball .season will get under w'aynext Tuesday when teams in thefraternity division meet. The gameswill be played on the fields at 59thand Cottage Grove, and at 60th andGreenwood.The tournament has been chang¬ed somewhat from last year. Sepa¬rate divisions have been formed forfraternity, dormitory, and independ¬ent teams. The teams in each divi¬sion have been divided into leagues.The winner.s and runners-up willplay an elimination tournament todetermine the division winners.Then the winners of the divisionsw’ill ba tie for the all-Universitychampionship.Phi Beta Delta. Ja.st year’s victors, jare again represented by a .strongteam, featuring A1 Marver of All-University calibre. Trevor Weiss, :picked on the second all-star team .last year, and Bussy Yedor. asophomore flash, will p»’obably showup well again this season.Psi Upsilon, perennial touchball 'I champ.s, having captured first hon-I ors six of the previous nine tourna¬ments held by the Intramural de¬partment, threaten to have a toughI team with Bill Haarlow as leader.I PATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS Return of Bush to FieldAdds Strength toMaroon TeamFive hundred students who braved jthe chilling winds of Chrisler field |were disappointed yesterday whenthe Maroon’s open practice sessionended without the expected gamebetween the first and second teams.The afternoon’s work involveda dummy .scrimmage on pass de¬fence.The varsity squad, w'orking in twounits, faced two freshman teamsthat showered passes right and left.Even this well guarded exhibitionwas not .staged until 5, being pre- jceded by one of the closed practices jthat have characterized the present ;training period. Shaughnessey’s 'style of play for the impending sea-•son is still unkno’^i.One consoling feature of the af¬ternoon’s dull .show was the reap¬pearance of Merritt Bush. Bush, jwho has been laid up with a pulled !muscle, reported in uniform and ;spent the afternoon to.ssing passeswith Bob Deem who was also will- .ing to take things easy. The returnto condition of Bu.sh should be a igreat addition to the team’s strengthaccording to Coach Shaughnesseywho once said that he figured Bushto be 25 per cent of the effective¬ness of the line both on offence anddefence. It is possible that this 220pound tackle will see action Satur¬day.The first team, minus the service.sof several of the most probablestarters, worked against a freshmanteam that boasted the service of(Continued on page 6) SOAR niGH AS SQUADBEGINS ITS PRACTICEProspects for another champion¬ship team under the University’s“New Deal” in athletics loom brightas the polo squad begins its prac- :tice. All of the members of lastyear’s team are back, as well as themost promising members of last sea- |son’.s reserve squad. jIn addition the team is being ■“dealt” a whole string of newponies which are now in training,but which will be in form in ample ,time for the first game. This is ex¬pected to assist the team greatly, forlast year one of the chief obstaclesthe squad had to contend with wasthe quality of its mounts. The newstring of five ponies, which is com- iing from the 6th corps stable at Ft. iSheridan, will give the team mounts |which will squal those of any of its iopponents.The returning regulars are Ben- Ison. captain and “C” man, Wason, 'an old Engli.sh “C” man, and Hepple, ;also an old English “C” man. In ad¬dition, all of the best men from lastseason’s second squad are reportingfor practice. This gives LieutenantA. Price, the polo coach, a team ofexperienced players.The polo scehdule for this winteris now being an-anged. It include.^encounters with Illinois, Princeton,Ohio State, Michigan State, IowaState, and the University of Mis¬souri.There is a Difference!By now, you Freshmen students havedoubtless patronized about all the so-called eat¬ing places on campus, and by now you havesurely found out why The Maid-Rite Shopshave been so successful.Good Food—Good Serviceand Reasonable PricesMAID-RITE SHOPS, Inc.'Where University Students Meet and Eat”1320 EAST 57TH STREET 1309 EAST 57TH STREETJust 2 Blocks East of Mandel HallOPEN FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS UNTIL 2:30 A. M. Gym Team Seeks14th ConferenceTitle This YearThe Maroon gym team. Big Tenchampions, are out this season to an¬nex their foui’teenth Western Con¬ference title and their fifth in as jmany years, a record w'hich no other jBig Ten school comes clo.se to an- (preaching. With six of last year’sstellar performers back includingCaptain George Wrighte, Westernindividual champion, besides the ad¬dition of four capable sophomores.Coach Dan Hoffer, is looking for¬ward toward a highly successfulseason.Captain Wrighte, Hanley, Nord-haus, Savich, Constantine, andMurphy have all had at least oneyear of varsity competition w'hileKolb, Adams, Schneider, and Schroe-der, new men, are counted on toeasily fill vacancies made by grad¬uation.Eight candidates for the fresh¬man squad are already at work-while more are expected to sign up. CROSS-COUNTRYTEAM WEAKENEDj BY MANY LOSSESThe University cross-countryteam, which opens its season againstCity College of Detroit at Detroit,Oct. 21, W’ill be, at best, no betterthan last year’s team according toCoach Merriam. Jim Simon, lastyear’s captain, has 'been lost, to¬gether w'ith such stalwarts as Milow,Varkala, Kelly and Richardson, cap¬tain elect, who has not returned toschool.Returning veterans are HenryLou lie, Dexter Fairbanks, LouieGroebe, Paul Maynard, Bill Sills,and Edwin Rapp. Rapp who camealong slowly last year, is expectedto be one of the outstanding men■on thi.s year’s team. Norman Root,captain of several years ago, hasalso returned to the squad in thecapacity of a.ssistant to Coach Mer¬riam.Registration in the Law school sofar this quarter has reached a totalof 400, 63 of whom are pre-legalstudents. Last year 318 registered.4"WHEN A FELLERNEEDS A FRIEND"j ... call on good old Briggs!Remember how those lovable Briggs car¬toons used to smile away your cares andworries? Now there’s the same kind ofgenial sunshine and comfort for you . • •in BRIGGS Pipe Mixture.Named in honor of Qare Briggs, this newpipe tobacco is as kindly and gentle as itsnamesake! Mellowed in the wood foryears... there’s not a bite in a barrel of itiYou’ve paid twice as much for tobacconot nearly so good. But BRIGGS wouldmuch rather talk in your pipe than in print.Try a tin . . . and let it speak for itself!Briggs Pipe Mixture is also sold ia Impound aad1^-pound tins . . . and in 1-pound Humidor Ko|s.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 5. 1933ENROLLMENT IN GYMCUSSES INGRUSESWITH NEW PROGRAM Fencing TeamStrengthened byVeterans’ Return INTERNATIONAL HOUSETO CELEBRATE FIRSTANNIVERSARY TODAYWith registrations still coniinp: infor the classes in various sports, T.X. Metcalf, director of Athletics,expects the total to reach the fitrureof more than 350 enrolled. Theseclasses are a feature of the “newdeal” in athletics at the Universityinaugurated this quarter. .At pi’es-ent the classes in swimming andtennis are the most jiopulai’ in I'e-spect to the number enrolled. Eachclass had 75 when the figures weretotalled yesterday.The other ehisses in ordei' of theirpopularity and the number of stu¬dents einolled are; basketball. 40;fencing, 30: track. J5; gymnastic.^wrestling, boxing, and handball of15 each; and golf 10. Since this isa new feature this yeai'. leirelul I'ec-ords will be kept to learn definitelyabout the success of the classes, saidMr. Metcalf.These classes are not to be con¬fused with the varsity teams, but arevoluntary classes in sports lor thosewho do not go out for a varsityteam. Besides the number listedabove, theie is a regulai' varsityfootball team of 40 men and a fi-esh-man squad of 75. With five veterans back from lastyear’s team, the fencing outlook forthis season is bright. CaptainOimand, Julian. A’oung, Lawrence,Carr and Dorinson are all experi¬enced and expert bladesmen, andtogether with Gelman, Fried, Marks,and Bessey, all sophomores withgood records as freshman team mem¬bers. should prove to be tough op-i.osition for Big Ten and minor foes,''he team will also be bolstered bythe addition of Lee Winter, whowas a star foil.sman at Crane Col¬lege last spring.Coach R. V. Merrill was also wellpleased with the freshman squad.More than a dozen men have report¬ed at the regular practice sessionsheld at 5 on Tuesdays and P’ridays,some of whom have had considerable(ompetition as members of highschool teams..Although the intercollegiate meettakes place during the winter (piar-ter. Coach .Mei'rill is planning to pithi; men against local fencing (dubsin ordei' to provide stiff competitionfoi' the coming big meets. (Continued from page 3)interest in the city, and exhibitionsof works of art. In addition, the library, endowed with a $10,000fund, has had a circulation of over7,000. A further .service to houseresidents has been furnished by theemployment bureau which has en¬abled many students to continuethen' stay in this countrv.Thus has International Housecompleted its first year of Hfe byserving as a centei' where foreignstudents might jiarticipate in abroad and varied program of intel¬lectual and social activities, all ofwhich embody the Hous('’s chief aimof furtheidng the cause of woildpeace. Thornton Wilder IsAuthor of OfficialWorld’s Fair BadgeSHAILER MATHEWSLECTURES IN ORIENT One of the souvenirs of A Cen¬tury of Progress, the authorized at¬tendance certificate, carries on it aninscription by Thornton Wilderworld-famous novelist, and visitinglecturer to the University’s depart¬ment of English.The inscription written by Mr.Wilder expressly for the certificatereads:“Be it known to my grandchil¬dren and to their grandchildren that1 was pre.sent at .A Centuryof Progress, an exposition broughtforth in a time of hesitation anddoubt by the gallantry of the .ATuer-ican Spirit, lighted through thegenius of man by the rays of Arc-turus. .And there I derived enter¬tainment. education, and the senseof wonder.” Thointon Wilder.The official ceitificate is engiaiv-ed in white on a silver background,(bi the inscriptiem is a figure of arobot, and an ethereal figure bear¬ing a bolt of light and the entirecolor spectium.OPEN PRACTICESESSION DRAWS500 STUDENTS(Continued from page 5)Kyle Anderson as its passer. Theplays, as a whole, were broken upw’ith Captain Zimmer, Vin Sahlin,and Jay Berwanger keeping the ballfrom the hands of the receiver. EllPatterson, playing roving center,and Nyquist did their share in in¬tercepting passes. The most success¬ful freshman passing combination,.Anderson to Shuessler, had the var¬sity stumped for a while. Shue.ssleris a little back from Alton, Illinoisand time and again ran circlesaorund the man covering him inorder to receive one of Kyle’s passesw'ell down the field. Weighing only142 pounds, he was the fastest manon the field. R. O. T. C. OPENS SEASONUNDER FORIVIER HEADThe Univeisity R. O. T. C. unit.-wings into action next week afterincoming students register and re¬ceive uniforms. The Field .Artilleryunit at the University, headed byMajor P. T. V^ance. offers coui’sesin horsemanship, gunnery, marks-man.ship. and polo. Major Vance,who helped oi-ganize the Universityunit ' in 1919 and went to FortLeavenworth in 1923, has returnedto the University to succeed MajorT. T. J. Christian, who has lieen pro¬moted to the war depaitment inWashington.Major V'ance predicts a laige reg-istratioYi for the course, which of-fei’s upon conrpletion. a secondlieutenancy in the Officeis’ ReserveCorps. Credit for courses in theMilitary Department is equal tocredits in any other department. Dean-emeritus Shailer Mathews ofthe divinity school and Mrs. Mat¬hews are now in the Orient, whereDr. Mathews is to delivei' the Bar-rows lectuies on the ("hiistian re¬ligion. The lecturesh'p was found¬ed by 5Irs. Caioline E. ILiskell. whogave the Univeisity of ('hicago $40,-000 in 1894 to provide for lectureson the Christian religion in the fareast, particularly India. It is namedin honor of the Rev. Dr, John Hen¬ry Barrows, who was a leader ofthe Pailiament of Religions held inconnection with the Columbian Ex¬position of 1893.Dr. and Mrs. Mathews sailedfrom Vacnouver en route toYokohoma. The first lecture will begiven in Rangoon on Xov. 7. Otherlectures in the series will be givenin Calcutta. Madras, and Bombay.All men interested in dis¬tance running should report toCoach Merriam on Stagg Field,any day between 11 and 12, orafter 2:30. SPORT FLASHES(Continued from page 5)ably be one of the ends on Mi..'^haughnessy’s football team thisyear, wants it emphatically knownthat he is not receiving roses fromany Hollywood movie queen. Wellsspent the summer as a movie extrain the cinema cajiitol and therecome the laimoi-s.That one-lung announcing systemin use at the football games in Staggfield last year will be supplanted bya new public addjess system whichlias been installed in Stagg field. Itwill be used for the first time Sat-ui’day in the Chicago-Cornell game.The last time Chicago playedCornell was in 1931 when the Ma¬roons beat the boys from MountVernon. Iowa 12 to 0. Last y(‘ai'Cornell lo.st the Little Nineteen con¬ference title to Monmouth in a veryclose game.... and Chicago beatMonmouth 41 to 0. so figure it outfor your.self. Two weeks ago in aninformal practice game Iowa beat ;Cornell 21 to 7. 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