Vol. 34. No. 3. ®i)c Bail? jHaroonTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1933BUSINESS SCHOOLCOURSES EXPLAINPROBLEMS OF NRADescribe Conditions ofTransport, Labor,Securities Un iversity OrchestraAnnounces Tryouts CAP AND GOWN BEGINSCAMPAIGN TODAY FOR1000 SUBSCRIPTIONSAil applicants for positions in theUniversity Symphony Orchestra maytiyout this week in Ingleside 201,between 2 and 5:30, according to jCarl E. Bricken, chairman of the w/^ i Ca j. m rj-A-department of Music. Work Starts on New EditionPlans for the coming year includeseries of concerts, the first to bepresented on December 15. Thegroup will also read a wide variety U. HIGH'S NEW PLANGOES INTO EFFECTTODAY; 19 REGISTER Books on Salein Bartlett for $5After Year’s Absencefrom Campus Enroll in Social, PhysicalBiological Sciences,HumanitiesThe School of Business of theItniversity of Chicago is the firstschool in the country to offer acour.se dealing with the workings of i se(un(,the National Recovery Act and jother legi la*'on designed to copewith the (1 ssion. Its faculty willoffer courses at the University Col¬lege with explanation an*l construc¬tive criticism of the recovery pro¬gram, Dean W. H. Spencer said to¬day.The federal sofurities act, design¬ed to protect the investor, will bediscussed by Professor S. P. Meechin his courses on the problems ofbusiness finance and the future ofsecurity values; by Profe.s.sor CarlH. Henriksen in his cour.se on stock-exchange mechanisms and broker¬age-house* procedures; and by Pro¬fessor S. H. Nerlove in his courseon speculation.Labor Problem*The problems of management inrelation to labor untler the new dealAvill be presented by Professor H..W. Stone in his course on the prob¬lems of personnel management.Professor I.. C. .Sorrell’s course on The University high school planwhich was announced last year.. , The staff of the 1934 edition ofof compositions during its weekly i r> -n i. • jpractices I the Cap and Gown will begin today“The material I have seen so far i ^ stienuous and intensive campaign j whereby uppercla.'^s students of thepromises to be among the best we 1 to .sell 1000 sub.scriptions wdthin the ; secondary school will enroll forMr. Bricken com- | next two weeks. The yearbook, i courses in the College, is now in ef-mented yesterday. “I wish to extend ! publi.shed last vear,invitation to all student musi- ..•urns to join the orchestra for its ‘lehn.tely as.sured of publicationnext June.A special cooperative plan hasbeen devised whereby a subscrip¬tion to the Cap and Gown will en¬title the purcha.ser to the StudentHandbook and the Student Direc-third year of work. We need play¬ers, and will endeavor to make thework just as interesting to the musi¬cians as we can by giving them ex¬perience in playing orchestral lit¬erature.” feet. Today nineteen students, onea junior and eighteen seniors atUniversity high are beginning workin the College.Thirteen are enrolled in the Hu¬manities, nine in the Social Sciences,three in the Biological Sciences,three in the Physical Sciences, twoCollege Issues233 CertificatesUnder New Plan tory at the price of $2.50 for the ’ in English 102, two in Spanish 104three publications. The yellow slip ^ 5-6, one in French 107, and one into be found in the Student Hand- j College Algebra “C” books, which entitle theirownei's to attend all Univei.sity homeathletic conte.^ts for the comingyear, are on sale at Bartlett Gym-tia.sium all day during this week.“C” books will sell for five dollarsand are .sold only to University .stu¬dents, who must present their tuitionreceipts when buying tickets. Forthe first time in several years pic¬tures will not be required on “C”books.A special bargain price for acombination ticket, including sub¬scriptions to The Daily Maroon andCap and Gown and a “C” book, isbeing offered for the first time thisyear at nine dollars.The “C” books will admit stu¬dents to all home games, which in¬clude Cornell College, Purdue Uni¬versity, University of Michigan,University of Wisconsin, IndianaUniversity and Dartmouth College.Two hundred and thirty-threenew plan students at the Universitywhose June examinations have beengraded have been awarded the col¬lege certificate, it was announcedat the University ye.-terday.The certificate, a new kind ofaward set up under the University’spublic policy towaial transportation re<.rgani7.ation two years ago, sig-is timely because of the imoonding < nifies completion of the work of thegeneral rovi.sion of fed'Mal legulation (bdlege. which is devoted to general('f transportation, which is likely to education and which normally ro¬be cjnsummated in 1934. quire.s two years of study.Business policies and problems Four students, under the flexible book may be pre.sented as 25 centcredit on the down payment of $1for the combination offer.New FeaturesNumerous new feature.s w'ill becontained in the 1934 Cap andGown. A unique and single arttheme will be offered throughoutthe book, and 25 full pages of snap- i The physical education facilitiesof the University will also be avail¬able to the incoming hi.gh school stu¬dents. T. N. Metcalf, director ofathletics and his staff will takecharge of atheltics for the menwhile the women will have accessto Ida Noyes hall.The new plan was designed to Announce Listof 99 Winnersof ScholarshipsNinety-nine students at the Uni¬versity of Chicago, the outstanding.scholars in their respective classes.of admini.'^tiative reorganiT.ation of curriculum which permits students ^he name, campus an<l home address.iiiJiviMUul busines.s units mi d< » thenew plan will la* presenfec' n twoCvVjrses by Profe.ssor Janies O. .Mc-K.nsev. Professor G.Tifield V. Cox,in Ids course on business cy«Mes andt T ( Casting, will make an onoi ai.'-alof G'.e principal eb'inents 'v f'o fi**!-cia! government’s iccoveiy prugium,g;vi;i,g .'pecial atfeniion to Cn* .'-ig-niticance of the monetary and creditpolicies of the Fedeial Reservebanks and fedi'ial tre.isiiry. and tothe probabb* etfi-cts of steps takenby the adm nistration under thefarm-relief and industry-controllegislation.The increasing importance of ac- to take examinations whenever theyare ready, won their certificates inless than two years, Georg Mann |earned tVu' certificate in January, jafter a year and a quarter of study. !He was the first recipient. Linton iKeith and Mortop Hecht, both of;whom entered as freshmen last au- itumn, completed the requirements jin nine months. Stewart Matson en- ^lered the University in January of ,♦his vear and passed six comprehen- ^■sive examinations and a qualifying |test in Engli.sh, as required for the jceitificate, in June. |Thii ty-two students who did ex- (ceptionally well in the College ex- .''hots will present a complete pic- give incoming students from thetorial record of every important University high school vanety inevent on the campus calendar. . the choice of their courses. By com- , geholarships at the University for theThe Handbook, winch was placed : pleting several of the required gen- j ^ j academic vear according toon Inst wcok. contains concise oral .savveys in hirt school, ■‘student, |information about all University will have greater freedom in chocs- i office,activities, a directory of all Univer- ing their courses at the University. |It is not intended that the new plan i Thirty of rhe recipients are wom-is meant to cut short the time ne-| en. All but fourteen are residentscess.ary for graduating from the Col-I of the Chicago aiea. The .scholar-]ege. ships aie divided into four groups,The new system, according to the second year awards being given.Aaron J. Brumbaugh, dean of stu¬dents in the College, has one draw-sity officers, a fraternity and clubdirectory, and a calendar of day-by¬day activities at the University. The.Student Directory, which will bepublished November 15, containst(“lephone number, and frateinity orclub affiliation of every student oncampus.A 15 foot “thermometer” toweris being constructed in the circle torecord the progress of the staff in for excellence in the work of thefirst year, and the third, fourth, andback. It is his belief that although j graduate awards being given for ex-the young students begin their col- ; cellence of the entire undergraduatele,ge careers at the University and i record, particularly in .some one de¬w-ill be succesfsully acclimated to j partment. Award of 154 entrancecollege work, they will, because of i scholarships to students of the Chi-its campaign to reach a .goal of’ 1000 their age, face a problem of social j cago area who are planning to mat-subscriptions within two w-eeks. readjustment.University Adds Six to Faculty;Expects to Enroll 7200 StudentsSix new mombeis of the Univer-counting, particularlv cost account- aminations this year were named faculty above the lankfor honorablo mention. , ■V'7""’ ,7'". Z ■''‘J'-duties today. An enrollment of /,200is expected in the cla.sses at the cam- stitute for Biology in Berlin as aresearch fellow from Yale Univer-vest erdaying, will be recognized by fivecourses in this field, including one Twenty-five of them are Chicagoans,on Cost .Accounting to he offered They are: Bernice Lynnette .Armin.by Professor W. .\. .Mitchell. Prob- , (\'irl A. E, Berndtson, Carl A. Buhl,lems arising and likely to aii.se in Sidney J. Circle, Lily Mary David,connection with siiles management Jack R. DeBacher, Harry Dubner,under the new deal will be exam¬ined in Professor James L. Palmer’scour.-e in sales management.“Hamlet’^ to Be GivenBy Chicago Players,New Dramatic GroupThe (’hicago Players, a new (iia-matic organi'/.ation, formed by amicomposed of Univer. ity studenfswill jire.sent “Hamlet” as its firstplay at International House Oc¬tober 25 and 26. The PI lyers arein no way connected with any cam¬pus dramatic groun, and the direc¬tors wish it undetstood that theyare in no way competing with anyIbiiversity dramatic orga'iization.The playeis are In-ing man-godby a board of direoters, which in¬cludes .Arnold H. Robertson, a form¬er Dramatic .A.^sociation pbiyer.Harry T. .Moore. Jr., Albert Whel-in,g and Samuel W’eingarten. Robert¬son is directing the first play, whichwill be given under the spon.sorshipof the Scandinavian club.Production will rerjiain entirely Nestor W. Flodin, Curtis McCoyFlory. and Adele Lillian F’redrick-son. .Morris Friedman, Sylvia .AnneGross. Lester !>. Hasenbush, JuliusHauser, Han-y Kalven. LintonJerome Keith, Efelen GenevieveT,eavitt, Henry David I.i-de er, AliceMarie Ludberg, Gifford M. Mast,and David .A. McCaulay.Jacob L. Mosak. William F. Rey-(Continued on page 2)VAN DER HOEFHEADS STUDENTLECTURE SERVICEGeorge Van der Hoef has beenreappointed head of the StudentLecture Service, according to anannouncement made yesterday bythe Board of Vocational Guidanceand Placement. Hap Sulcer will bein charge of publicity, to succeedHal Noble, and Eugene Fo.stor willsucceed Bion Howard as businessmanager for the lectures. NeitherHoward nor Noble is in .school this pus and downtown divisions of theUniversity for the opening of the42ml year of the University’s work.Profes.sor John M. Gaus of theUniver.-ity of Wisconsin is one ofI two recent additions to the Politicali .Science department in the field ofI public administration. The Univer-j .sity this summer appointed Dr. Mar-i shall Dimock of the University ofI California as associate profe.ssor ofI Political Science. Dr. Gaus will nowI begin a year of service to the Uni-I vei-sity as visiting pr.fessor in that; field. Presence of the headquartersj of nine semi-public groups, is expect-] ed to make Chicago the leading cen-I ter of public administration inform-I ation in the country.Dr. Paul Weiss of Vienna, an em¬bryologist ,has been made an assist¬ant professor of Zoology. Dr, Weissreceived his Ph. D. at the Univer¬sity of Vienna in 1922, and laterserved at the Kaiser Wilhelm Insti-quarter.The Student Lecture Service wasin the hands of University students, established by the Board of V oca- Dr. Chainer Perry, formerly ofthe University of Texa.s, has beenlapponnted a.ssi.stant professor k)fphilosophy and will offer courses inethics and the theory of values thisquarter. Malcolm Sharp of the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin is a new visit¬ing assistant profe.ssor in the Uni¬versity Law School.Major Preston T. Vance, recent¬ly of the Command and GeneralStaff School, U. S. Army, stationedat Ft. Leavenworth, is the new headof the University’s Department ofMilitary Science and Tactics. He isucceeds Major T. J. J. Christian, |who has been advanced to the War jCollege at Washington after six iyears of seiwice at the University. iProfessor Charles 0. Hardy, spe- jcializing in banking and transporta- |ticn problems, will be a visiting |professor of economics. He has jtaught recently at Ottawa Univer- |sity, Kan.sas. and i.s a Ph. D. from ,the University. ' ! riculate at the University of Chi-i cago this fall was announced in Au-I gust,I Graduate Honor Scholarships have[ been awarded to Herman S. Bloch,I Ralph B. Bowersox, Clara Breslove,i Edward Brown, Daniel Dribin, Har-j old Dunkel, Edward Haydon, ZoiaI Ivaska, Marie Lein, Marshall New¬man, Virginia Oelgeschlager, MinnieI Ravenscroft, Sylvia Resnikow, Gar-I land C. Routt, Myer Sherman, Sid¬ney Titelbaum, and GwendolynWiechmann.Fourth year honor .scholarshipsare held by: Abraham Aidenoff,Lorna M. Alfred, Charles D. An-deison, William Higgins Bessoy.Clarence Cade, .Albert H. Cart<*r,V’irginia Covici, Mary Ellison, Nico-lina Flammi.a, .Alberta Hardy,Stanley F. Jastre, Charles Law¬rence, Marion Pederson, CharlesSaltzman, Melvin Schultz, JamesSlotkin, Malcalm Smiley, Mary E.Stoner, Edward Ullman, Kirsten(Continued on page 3)NEW DEPARTMENTPRESENTS FIRSTLECTURES TODAY Price Three Cent»BROADCAST NEWPLAN HUMANITIESSURVEY^NWMAQWorld’s Series CausesShift of Lecturesto Morning-After two years of the new planat the I'niversity, and with the suc¬cess of classroom broadca.sts demon-stiated. the regular Humanitiesgeneral sui-vey will be pre.sentedcomplete over station WMAQ, begin¬ning today and continuing for threequai'ters. This is the highlight ofthe radio .schedule announced ye.s-terday by Allen Miller, radio direc¬tor.Because of the World Series, thelopening lectures will be broadcastat 9 instead of the scheduled timeof ] :30. Ferdinand Schevill, profe.s¬sor of Modern History, will be thefirst speaker of a group that in¬cludes Arthur P. Scott, assistant pro¬fes.sor of History, and in co-chargeof the course, and tbiity of the Uni¬versity’s leading scholars in litera¬ture, avt, religion, philosophy, andhistory.Is First Radio Instruction for CreditThis course will be the fiivst inwhich any major university has of¬fered credit for radio instruction.Through the Home Study depart¬ment radio listencis may do theirstudying independently and thendemonstrate their ability by pass¬ing the regular comprehen.-ive exam¬ination. -Ai i'angements may bemade in the near future to allowcredit in several other radio courses.If the broadcast of the Humanitiescourse meets with the success antici¬pated, the Social Sciences courseprobably will be broadcast next year.Another important change in theUniveivity radio program for theyear is the notice that the pop¬ular feature, the Round Table, willgo on an NBC notw'ork a week fromSunday. T. V. Smith, professor ofPhilosophy, and Percy H. Boynton,professor of English will probablybe featured legularly.There are three new programs onWJJD this year, a course on “En¬vironment and Race” by GriffithTaylor, professor'of Geography; apha^e of Home Economics, by HelenL. Koch, associate professor ofChild Phychology; “What Is New inMusic” consisting of discussions ofmu.sical events; and concerts by thefour choirs and choruses of the Uni¬versity.•An important series of broadcaststhat continues a somewhat similarprogram given last spring, is “Prob-(Continued on page 2)Renaissance SocietyExhibits 24 EgyptianMurals at WieboldtFrench Film WillBe Shown Today atInternational House CAN YOU READTHIS PRINT EASILY? The History of Science, a new de-! partment at the University repre-I senting the first inter-divisional pool-I ing of etfoit under the new plan,j will inaugurate its work today. The] department will concern itself chief- j Xemple of Rameses IIIly with the development of we.stern | xhe University of Chicago PressAn exhibition of 24 reproduction.sin color of Egyptian murals lent by,the Oriental Institute are now ondisplay at Wieboldt Hall under theauspices of the Renaissance Society.The exhibition will continue throughOctober 18. The murals are largecolor plates from the folio serie.snow being published by the OrientalInstitute. Some are paintings infresco on pla.ster, others are colored.stone reliefs. They are from theTheban Tombs, the Abydos Templeof Seti I and the Medinet MortuaryGOODSPEED SPEAKS ATCHAPEL SERVICE TODAYA special program at noon today j dents of the University. A second-h.as been arrange<l to commemorate ! ary purpose of the lectures ha.s been “Le Lieutenant Souriant,” the 'French version of “The Smiling |Lieutenant,” with Maurice Cheva- jtional Guidance and Placement this I Her and Claudette Colbert in the |year. The essential purpose of the i leading roles, will be shown today 'le'eture service is to bring men and i at 4 and 8 at International House, Iwomen famous in some pha.se of | under the joint sponsor.ship of the jthe arts and .sciences before the stu- Renais.sance Society and Interna- then has published a survey of the ex¬cavations and the discoveries result¬ing from the work of the Institute,Dr. Breasted, the author, i.s workingout the plan for the entire survey,a.ssisted by D>-. George T. .Allen andthe stair of the Institute.the forty-first anniversary of thefirst chapel service at the University.Professor E. J. Goodspeed will de¬liver the commemorative address andDean Charles W. Gilkey will con¬duct the service.The custom of an initial servicein the chapel to open the collegeyear was started 41 years ago andha.s been repeated each year sinceth« establishment of the Univer¬sity. to provide employment for many stu¬dents needing finan/cial assistance.Whatever profits may accrue are di- FALL IN STEPtional House.“Das Konzert,” a picture pro¬duced in Germany, starring OlgaTsehekowa and Oskar Karlweis, willbe presented October 9 and 10.vided among the directors of the lec- j Other films to be shown in the firstture Service.Ija.st year the Service sponsoreda joint lecture by Mrs. RobertMaynard Hutchins and ProfessorMortimer J. Adler and lectures byJulian Huxley, William Beebe, Au¬guste Piccard, Stuart Chase andRupert Hughes. , series are “Le Poil de Garotte,”“Mensch Ohne Namen,” and “Le 14Juillet.”Tickets for the films, priced at35 cents, may be purchased at In¬ternational House or at the Renais¬sance Society galleries, Wieboldt205. with DRAMA GROUP HOLDSTRYOUTS TOMORROWTHE DAILY MAROONSave and Subscribe , science from the Renais.sance to theI present.: The autumn quarter will cover' the field of the Physical Science di-; vision, the winter quarter that ofI the Biological Science division, and! the spring quarter will presumablycover the field represented by thei Social Science division.! The course, of which ProfessorI Charles W. Morris of the departmentI of Philosophy is the chairman, wdllI meet for two lectures a w’eek and Tryouts lor upperclassmen for the! will be counted as a half-course per first Dramatic As.sociation play willI quarter. For the fir.st year at least, be held tomorrow' and Thursday inI the lectures are to be open to the Mitchell Tower from 2:30 to 4:30,I public. according to an announcement madej Ultimate plans call for the ap- j yesterday by Frank Springer, chair-j pointment of professors in the His-1 man of the Dramatic .Association,j tory of Science, and for an appro- j The play will be presented Novem-I priate range of courses in the sub- I her 2, 3 and 4.ject. The present courses will pre- i The Dramatic Association hassent approximately 64 lectures placed its season sponsor tickets onyearly, the lectures to be drawn sale, and they are available fromfrom the various scientific depart- any members of the organization atments of tK** $2,50.IPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1933Satlg iUarannFOUNDED IN 1901The Djiily Maroon is the official student newspai>er of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturilay,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.^0 a year; 34 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No respons.Sility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statemen's apt>earing in The Daily Maroon, or (or anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the -Act of March 3 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly ^eser^es all right of publicationof any material appea.'ing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLJOHN P. BARDEN, Editor-in-ChiefVINCENT NEWMAN, Business ManagerWILLIAM GOODSTEIN, Managing EditorWALTER L. MONTGOMERY, CirculationJANE I. BIESENTHAL, Associate EditorBETTY HANSEN, Associate EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherEDITORIAL ASSISTANTSTom Barton Howard P. HudsonNoel B. Gerson David H. KutnerRobert K. Hasterlik Howard M. RichFlorence WishnickBUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O'DonnellRobert SamuelsTuesday, October 3, 1933Night Editor, David H. KutnerAssistants: Henry Kelley, W'illiam WrightPUTTING US ONTHE SPOTA policy of condescending cynicism is a favor¬ite one with college newspapers, and the tendencyis unfortunate, since real cynicism implies much ex¬perience. And experience is just one more thing thecollege editors dc not have.Last year The Daily Maroon completely recov¬ered from an attack of collegiate skepticism, andwe intend this year to have no relapse.A good healthy, skeptical out-look is the finestcharacteristic an individual university student candevelop, but when an organization connected witha great institution smirks cynically at that institu¬tion, nobody takes it seriously and it ceases to takeitself seriously.Toward the University, the policy of The DailyMaroon will be one of enthusiastic loyalty .which isthe least a college newspaper can offer and consti¬tutes one of the better reasons for its existence. Ifthis loyalty calls for constructive criticism, i. e.bringing a real grievance and a suggested remedyto the attention of University authorities in behalf ;of the student body, we will not hesitate in offer¬ing such criticism, but it will be usefully construc¬tive or it will not be printed.In a sincere effort for cooperation. The DailyMaroon offers to the faculty accurately writtennews from all departments, features on outstand¬ing research achievements, and faithful recordingof all official announcements. In addition, we ex¬tend to faculty members the privilege of writingGuest Editorials, which may deal with any subjectand will run at a day's notice in the regular edi¬torial columns of 1 he Daily Maroon.In considering the new plan, we retain the al¬most militant partisanship inaugurated by TheDaily Maroon last year. We have yet to hear criti¬cism against this latest manifestation of the pro¬gressive tradition of the University that is so effec¬tive as to dampen our ardor. We will watch thethird year of the new plan with great interest, ap- iplauding as it takes further steps away from con- |servatism. IToward campus activities The Daily Maroon en- :tertains respect and admiration for the part they ,play in making the University an interesting place |in which to continue one’s education. We offer ithem hearty cooperation and encouragement for |this coming strenuous year. |Toward the entire student body—graduate, un¬dergraduate, and unclassified—The Daily Maroonwishes to be considered a source of all campus anduniversity news, a means of expression through the jLetters to the Editor column, and a medium for jmany services, .such as the Theater Bureau, Out- jof-'Town News Service, and many projects of apublic service nature.Fraternities, we fear, are about to find the ap¬proaching year the most critical of their existence.The Daily Maroon will zealously support interfra¬ternity activity, provide each organization with ameans of expression to the student body and fac- julty, and will make every effort to foster a bar- |monious system of deferred rushing. We believe |that fraternities stimulate loyalty to the University, iand their absence from the campus would have •fpr'oiis effect upon the undergraduate body.But ^rate’-nities must be adaptable to new times; , I no institution ever survived without bending toI contemporary influences. Fraternities at the Uni¬versity will deserve all the credit that can be be¬stowed if they adapt the old left-handed rushing to: the new deferred system, conducted and controlled ;by a gentlemen’s agreement. If the fraternity man |, is not a gentleman, he has lost his greatest claimI to distinction. If he places stark necessity abovehonor, we shall favor a few new teeth for the rush¬ing rules.Athletics—varsity and intramural—seem defin¬itely on the up-grade. New men, methods, andpolicies promise a New Deal. Daring for the mo-I ment to glimpse into the future, we forecast forthe University an era of school spirit, the good oldI conventional variety, that will astound cynics ofj the. The Daily Maroon expects to be among the jprominent promoters of this revival, as well as ■that more quiet loyalty which has never left theUniversity.A great virtue in editorial policy is consistency, 'and to that virtue we pledge ourselves. iEveryone judges eY^ents from his point of view, 1his bias, through his own colored glasses. We have' 'tated the substance of our glasses, and, like U.I S. Grant, we propose to fight it out on this line ifI takes all year. Only there is no doubt about the |; length of time in our case—we know it’s exactly j1 one year.—J. P. B.j The Travelling Bazaarj! By SIDNEY HYMAN and HARRY MORRISON g'II !:ii - Hai'i I iiu "ir'iW'immiMiimiiiiimiiiiHiihGreetings iA'o mes !Arf Lib \Promotional j“WHY DON’T YOU WRITE IT LIKE ART ^HOWARD? WHY DON’T YOU WRITE ITLIKE FRANK HARDING? CANT YOU jWRITE IT LIKE NEWTON AND H*OLLO- iWAY? Will you guys please get out of here andlet us alone! This is the Bazaar. The Bazaarwill be filled with nonsense and sense, facts and ]wild hopes, things of interest to all and dull com¬ment. You will have to read it every day becauseno matter how lousy a Bazaar is, everyone readsit because sooner or later his name will be in it {and then his name is in print. There was one guywho went to school last year who read it every |day in the hope that he would see his name in itand then in the Christmas issue he got wished a !Merry one for having a long nose. And he didn'tread it soon enough to rush to the Coffee Shop,sink back with an air of negligence and wait for 1the multitude to start congratulating. I was pret- !ty sore about the whole thing. If you’re smart youwon’t read the Bazaar very much this year,—To¬morrow, Morrison, by God, PM going to write thefirst paragraph. ,♦ ♦ ♦ INames of people whose names will never ap- jpear in the Bazaar:Howie Young because he won't be here—be¬cause he’s married. jJohn Barden because the dummy refused six“‘C’’ books for the Daily Maroon staff. iThe w. k. butler of Prexy Hutchins because we |don’t know his name. iBob Sharp because he is always in the midst of ja love affair and incidentally is now very muchtaken with a certain freshman girl whose namewill not be mentioned. Also because he never getshis pants long enough.Adele Sandman because her name made the ^headlines too much last year.♦ ♦ ♦ jTo Lorraine (Handbook) Watson a bowl of jcreplach for planning successful freshman mixers jat Adnoyes at which Frank (Eyssel-ated) Carr, IVince (Daily Maroon) Newman and Wayne (You iMust Pay Iron Mask Twelve Dollars) Rapp, flip 'heads or tails for the privilege of robbing unsus¬pecting Chauncey (Three Humanities Examina¬tions) Howard of his bellesdamn (name un¬known). And thanks to L. '(Pinchpenny) Pat¬terson and Milt (Fat Man) Olin for playingTag-May-I-Come-'In with Helon (Ann Harding)Andersen, so that we could follow them up whileFlip (Heads or Tails) Ebert looked on in dumbamazement. And Joe (Two-Eyed) Reed tookBetty (Child-Wonder) Beale to wax merry atYankee Do. Merry went home quite waxed atthree o’clock Queensberry rules. And while wewere incubating small floor planks standingaround for “next” with Ho (Little Sister) Carr,Billy (Female) Watrous confided to us that shewas surprised the Oriental Institute did not playa more important part in Orientation Week. PageEd (Pony-Back) Cullen to do a hula-hula to“Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Beowulf.” AndHap (Lecture Service) Suker informs us that hissister, “Teeny”, late of DePauw, was informedthat the president of Montana University con¬siders adopting the new plan at the U. of M. Andso he sent his daughter y’ar to see how shelikes it, and if she does she’ll write out a completereport and then Montana will be taking survey Icourses. |♦ ♦ ♦READ THE TRAVELLING BAZAAR. UNIVERSITY TO GIVESERIES OF LECTURESAT ART INSTITUTEThree series of lectures on lit¬erature and philosophy will be spon¬sored by the University during theautumn at Fullerton Hall of the ArtInstitute. A series of ten lectureson “Contemporary Engli.sh and.A.nierican Literature: The Novel,”will be given by members of the de¬partment of English, on successiveTuesday evening.^, 6:45 to 8:00o’clock, beginning Oct. 10. Thisseries will be continued during thewinter, with ten lectures on thedrama, and with ten lectures onpcetry to be given in the spring.Through the University College,these lectures may be taken for col¬lege credit.Associate Professor Bertram G.Nelson will give a series of fivedramatic readings from recent liter¬ature on Thursday evenings, fromNov. 16 to Dec. 21.T. V. Smith, professor of philos¬ophy. will give five lectures on“Creative Skeptics,” on Friday eve¬nings. Nov. 17 to Dec. 15.The schedule for the series onthe novel is as follows: Oct. 10—The Post-Victorian Novel, Fred B.Millett; Oct. 17—Joseph Conrad.James Weber Linn; Oct. 24—JohnGalsworthy, Gerald E. Bentley; Oct..31_H. G. Wells. Carl H. Grabo;Nov. 7—The Experimental Novel,Houghton W, Taylor; Nov. 14—Na¬tive Types in American Literature,Percy H. Boynton; Nov. 21—Begin¬nings of Realism in America. Wal¬ter Blair; Nov. 28—Theodore Dreis¬er and Willa Gather, Percy H. Boyn¬ton; Doc. 5—The Urban Noveli.sts,Lennox B. Grey; Dec. 12—Heming¬way and Faulkner, Clarence H.Faust.CLASSIHED ADSStudent wishes to share apt. 2 Ige.dble. ims.. newly furn. $15 per mo.5551 Kimbark. No. .3.ROOMS FOR RENT—An excep¬tional suite of 2 rms. Lge, light bed-rm. and an attractive liv rm. withfireplace, bookshelves. Bath adjoin¬ing. Accommodate 2 or 3. Rentreas. Bussey, 5721 Kimbark.subscribe to theDAILY MAROONaPENCERIANthe best pensthen . . and NOW !SPENCERIANFOUNTAIN PENBehold the Proud Parent of 75years back Complacently Con¬templating the Words of Wis¬dom he has jiiet Indited to theOffspring at ColIeKe. 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Truly, a great value 1THE UNIVERSITY OFCHICAGO BOOK STORE5802 Ellis Avenue 1I TODAY ON THEQUADSThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Howard Hudson. Assistants: RayLahr and FYank Moss.Music and Religious ServicesCommemorative iChapel SeiJvicc.At 12 in the University chapel. Pro¬fessor E. J. Goodspeed.Opening service of the DivinitySchool. At 4:30 in Joseph Bondchapel. “Enlarging Our Horizons.’’Doan S. J. Case.Organ music. .\t 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel.Phonog'iaph concert. 12:30 to1:15 in the Social Science a.'^semblyroom.Choir tryouts. 10:30 to 12:30 and2:30 to 4:30 in Mitchell Tower.COLLEGE ISSUES233 CERTIFICATES(Continued from page 1)nolds, Sol Ross. William John Sail¬er, Paul Anthony Samuel.son, ArnoldEdward Schulze, Allen Sinsheimer,Jr., Waldemar Alexander Solf, AlvinM. Weinberg, Sophie Rochelle Wein¬stein, and Philip C. White. J.bHcasTnew^^PLAN HUMANITIESSURVEY ON WMAq(Continued from page 1)lems of Patients in Dealing withChildren.” It has been organized incooperation with the Illinois Con¬gress of Parents and Teachers. Afeature of this will be the formationof formal listening groups through¬out the state. So far thirty-two ofthese groups with six hundred lis¬teners have been organized.Five of th« prog ams are still ten-•tative, but it is expected that theywill be presented. They are “Moneyand the New Deal” given by StuartP. Meech. a.ssociate professor ofFinance, two coTjrses on elementaryFren 'h .and German. “The Hour ofInsifiration.” and “Books and theStage,” directed by Frank HurburtO’Hara and Percy Holmes Boyntonof the English department.Lunch. 35c-40c Dinner, 50cThe Arbutus Tea RoomREAL HOME COOKINGA Pleasant Place to Eat1129 E. 55th St., near University"WHEN A FELLERNEEDS A FRIEND"Named in honor of Clare Briggs, Amer¬ica's most lovable cartoonist, BRIGGSPipe Mixture appeared quietly on themarket a few months ago.^ It seemed to inherit the qualities of theman himself! Kindly, gentle and extrawinning.Without ballyhoo, without blare oftrumpets . . . BRIGGS began to sell likesixty! Each smoker told another smoker,and he told still another.BRIGGS will need no selling talk to sellyou. Just try a tin and let it speak for itself!Briggs Pipe Mixture it elto told in 1-pound endJ^.pound tint . . . end in 1-pound Humidor Kegt.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1933 Page ThreeThe Greeks Havea WordBy ROBERT ALVAREZ ANNOUNCE LISTOF 99 WINNERSOF SCHOLARSHIPS Complete Plans for New TexasObservatory; World’s Second LargestWHY?With the yrossiiiy poinjlaiity <»♦'the column fad it seemed only lijihtthat the (irceh.' should h:ue a word.With Teddy Linn havin'^ a "Line"in the Daily Tiiues, surelj the fia-ternity lads ought to leave at hui.st aword in the Maroi»n, So heie weare, and will continue to he evtnyTuesday aiul Thiii,;<la\. On the al¬ternate day.s we win ghe way to a(iiafluate Ooliinm written hy Scrih-lerusThis c. Iiiniu will lie written aboutfratern'ty men and fraternity activ¬ities, It will he ‘‘all Gieek” hutwritten 'aiarely for the fieshinen. Itsnurj use is to help the new studentsto a hotter under-t andlng of thel-art I layptl hy fniternities in univer¬sity life. At the .same time itshould hold some interest for theiJreel'S, containing gossip and m-wsitems i f hai'pcnings hf>th inside andfiutside the hou.ses.We realizi that this suhject israthei trite, and also somewhat dif¬ficult to handle impartially, andl.eacefully; sorta like running la*-tweeii the raindrops as the songstersput it. Furthermoia* it’s not sup¬posed to he humorous. "Schno/./de"■Morrison, ami Hyman and their"'rravelling Buzzards" have beeng anted a monopoly oti that ipiality.The . nly one who is e\i»ec1efl to getany particular fun from this columnis the writer and hi.s man '.\wkinswho ate looking foiward with greatzi ^t to a short lif«‘, hut a merry one• « •PLUMThe plum in the news pie for today is the migration of the Phi (Jamchapter which weighed anchor opthe cornet hack of DudUy Field andmoved Over into the old Delta .Sig-m;i I’hi house* across from Stagg field'1*1 h rniver'ity. Th? i'oys to'seddi-sK< and h'C'l spring .all ('■>>• .'sunday and are now finishing sortingthings out in their new home Rii-moi has it that the carillons acrossflu* way were too much for them.Some darn foul would alwa.xs tollthe ht‘lN no matter when the lad-got in the night hefot., Th<*y ju tcouldn’t take it.SEVENTY SIXThank t. the World's Fair all thehouse:, had a very succt'ssful .suni-im r .Most pr. fitahle. eh ’.Awkins?The mo-t notable event in this n-sj'ect wa th( housing of 7»i guestsat one tinm iti the Phi P-i maiisii n.umh r the management of Frank('air. Wa\ne Rapt) kept the Dekehouse full, while V’in Xewnian sawto it that ('hi Psi’> made monev. page 1)Wein 1 eh.scholarshipsA. E. Berndt-Circle, Lilywere aw aided.Malic Beiger.jorie Brcmner.hei'f Dorfman,(Continued fromVennesland, and .JaneThird year honorwere awarded to: Carlson, .Sidney .JosephMary David, Nestor W. Flodin, AdeleLillian Fredrickson, Morris h'ried-nian, Sylvia .Anne dross, Lester 1..Ilasenhush, Hairy Kalven, .Jr., Hel¬en denevieve Leavitt, Henry D.Lederer. .Alice .Marie Iaidhi*rg, difford Moirison .Mast. David .\. .Mc-Caulay, -Iacoh Louis Mosak, WilliamFrancis Iteyiiolds, .Sol Ross, Paul -A.Samuelson, .Arnold E. .Schulze. .Al¬len .Sinsheimer, .Jr., .Alvin M. Wein-herg. .So|)hie Rochelle Weinstein,and f'hilip Cleaver White..'si'cond year honor scholarshipsto; Lucy Bellegay.Bruce Biossat, .Mar-Rohert Crane, .Al-Ridiert Ebert, AsherFinkel, .John I''ord. Elmore Frank.Melvin Fieedman, .John diese, Wil¬liam dinsbei'g, William Cioldherg.Cynthia drabo, liohert dreenwood,Robert drumhine. (Jraham Hatch.Beth ileile, Bi'inard Horecker, I^on-ald Hughes. .Arthur .Jatfey, SylviaKaplon. William Keast, lantonKeith, Henry F. Kelley, deorgeKempf, Raymond l.ahr, BenjaminLihit.'ky. .Jose])h I’lestina, .Aaron.Kayvetz, Charle.- Schitf. Samuel.Schulman. William .'^banner, Elea¬nor .Shaits. IHchard .Stevens, andLou s Vesinick.and deorge .Schnur played managerof the .Alpha Dolt house. We hearthat the .S. .A. E.’s were bothered hyan Irish alumnu'-guest, one Kellywho had a weakness forhome any and every un-Irishnum he happened tomeet. With this preponderance ofunemployed Irishmen, there neverwas a dull moment in that house.GOODIn looking around campus weno * with sat isfact ion the numberof last > ear’s fresh who have l e-tiirned to school. .Statistics show amarked improvement over former.vears. (and most surprising, thefo thalh’is are a,ll here and account¬ed lor. 1 The Phi Psis can count ISh;o k out f 21, The Phi Delts m ssDave .l.timieson (goiu* to C of Illi-md I and Wally Pe{(*is (now at ther, of Washlngtoni, but what’s acouple of new men when you havea pledge class of 2.i. Dick Buellwon't he hack :'t the Chi J’si lodge,nor Boh Ralston of Lite Psi Whoop-si Ions.NO! SO GOODllowe’.i-i-, (|uite a few u()pei clas.s-meri havi dn pped out. Three ('hiI' i Biid Brooks, deorge Dasbach,(Continued on page 4) Contracts for the new McDonaldOh.servatory of the University ofTexas, who.se SO-inch reflecting tele¬scope temporarily will he the secondlargest in the world, have been.signed hy I’resident H. Y. Benedict,according to a teh'.gram received byDr. Otto .Struve. Dr. Struve, direc¬tor of A'erkes Observatory, is alsoto he director of the .McDonald Ob-sei \ atoi y.The contract for the ohseivatorywas awarded to the Warner andSwasey company of ('leveland,which has built some of the world’slargest telescoites. The mounting/or the Yerke.s 40-inch refractor,the largest of its type in existence,and that for the 72inch instrumentof the Victoria dovernment of theDominion of Canada, weie produc¬ed h.v this firm.With the com})letion of the Mc¬Donald Observatory the state ofTexas will beci me one of the world’sprominent centers of astronomical 're.search. The late W. J. McDonald,a citizen of Texas, heipieathed some$900,000 to the l.’niversity of Toxasfoi' the obsei-vatory. The institutionentered into a cooperative agree¬ment with the University of (Chicagowheieby the latter university is tostaff the oh.servatory with Dr. Struveas (liiector.In diawn'iig up the plans for thenew observatory. Dr. .Struve had theassistance of siiecialists of theYerkes staff, including I’rofessorsdeorge Van Bieshroeck and FrankE. Ross, A-'istant Professor Chris¬tian T. Ellvey, and Re.search .Associ¬ate (ieorge \\. Moii.lC, Dr. Waltei'S. Adams, of the Mt. Wilson Observ-ator.v; lj)r. Hailow Shapley of Har¬vard Colle.ge Observatory; Dr. .J. S.Plaskett, of the Dominion .Astio-physical Oliservatory of Canada,and Di'. I’aul (iuthnick of the BerlinObservatory. were amon.g otherscientists who coopei'ated with Dr..S(ruv>'. 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The latter, with Mrs. Young—the foiiner Jean Jordan—is livingin Vermilion, South Dakota: andspeaking of the Dakotas, A1 Jacob¬sen—Xo. 1 Sigma Chi last year—got a job driving for Henry FordI and for the next few days will playI chauffeur to ‘‘Miss Noith Dakota,”i here for the Fair.... Ed KennedyI will be back at the Psi U housej this year. . . .the Phi Gams will be' without Dud Buck, at school down-1 town, and Harry Baker, transferringI to the U. of Maine... Alpha DeltStan Connelly entered West Point inI July.IN MEMORIAMOut of respect foi- Chris, the PsiU parrot, we are printing this col¬umn in black today. Nice of us isn’tit? Chris pa.ssed away this summerafter five years’ service at the PsiC house. Speaking of the campusanimal kingdom, we hear that Gus,the Alpha Delt dog had a very nicesummer. Mirror PortraysDi'amatic Abilityof Campus WomanEach year the spotlight is focusedon the activities of the Universitywoman in her gayer and lightermoods, when Mirror, written, pro¬duced, and acted by University wom¬en is presented in Mandel hall dur¬ing the winter quarter.Membership in Mirror is open toall undergraduate women includingfreshmen, elected on the basis ofparticipation in cast, chorus, or pro¬duction work. Every phase in theproduction is in charge of women,and Mirror, therefore, offers manyopportunities to Freshman women,interested in any phase of dramatics,to demonstrate their ability.For many years women of theUniversity tried to secure permissionto stage a revue of this nature, butnot until Frank Hurburt O’Haraagreed to sponsor it were they allow¬ed to do so. Every year since thatfirst show, eight years ago. Univer¬sity women have produced increas¬ingly successful and entertainingrevues. PROMINENT PEOPLE SAY—l-«r«18 So. 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The charge is moderate.Come today — we know you’ll come again.WE PHELPS & PHELPS COLONIAL TEAROOM6324 Woodlawn AvenueRestaurant — 1423 E. 63rd St. (I. C. Station)BAKE OUR OWN CAKES, PIES, PASTRY—FOR A TASTE THRILL TRYCHIFFON PIE OUR LEMON The Daily Maroon is on my desk when 1 arriveat the office and is usually the first thing 1 read.It tells me what is happening in the Quadranglesand its editorials keep me in touch with studentopinion.Robert Maynard Hutchins,President of the University.My own interest in reading The Daily Maroonis that as President of the Board of Trustees it ismy responsibility to know what is going on rathermore in detail than most trustees, and I find thatThe Daily Maroon is the best medium for such information. 1 haveread the paper consistently Tor more than twenty-five years.Harold H. Swift,President, Board of Trustees.The Daily Maroon is one of your best means of keeping in touchwith the happenings of the University community. It desfcrves yoursupport.George A. Works,Dean of Students and University Examiner. |The Daily Maroon can make an important contribution to the jeffectiveness of the University’s athletic program,both intramural and intercollegiate. Through itsnews stories and announcements of athletic events,it can bring valuable information to students andfaculty. Through its editorial and the tones of itsnews reports, the Maroon can be a powerful aid inthe maintenance of a healthy institutional spirit anda sound and sportsmanlike attitude toward athletics.The Athletic department is glad to cooperate withthe Maroon to this end.T. N. Metcalf,Director of Athletics. 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THEDAILYMARCX)N To you who read this issue, the executive lM)ard of TheDaily Maroon extends an invitation to l)ecome a per¬manent reader of its publication, assuring your.self ofadequate information about Univer.sity life throughoutthe years you are in residence on the campus, h'or yourconvenience, there is printed a subscription blank in thiscopy which can be mailed immediately to The Daily Ma¬roon office, thereby guaranteeing that you will receivethe first important issues of the paper as soon as youreach the campus.Enclosed please find $2.r)0 for one .subscription to TheDaily Maroon, 19tiJI-1934.NameUniversity Address// you harr vo University address, jHiyrrs can he secitredeach day at the office of The Daily Maroon WhyrecommendtheHotelWaldorfHPCA I ’SP the location isideal for imivcrsitv >tmlcnts.just two blocks fiaun the cam¬pus.HF.CAl SF It quotes specialqiiartcrU r.itcs to univcrsittstudents.HFCA eSF of its hanu’likcsurroundings.MFC.-i CSF it is char.ictcr-i/cd b\ an unusual friendliness,hospitalitv .invi nailincss to giveservice.HFCdl SF it is idealh situ-;itcil to accominoiiatc friciuls ofStudents who attend tlic foot¬ball g.lines or the fraternittdances.Your inspection is welcomed.HOTELWALDORF6139 Ellis AvenuePATRONIZE THE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERSNO MORE RUNNING OUT. 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The Parker Pen Co., Janesville, Wisconsin. erVACVMATiC FitlEMtLaminated Pearl or Plain Jet Pencil to Match, |3.50Jet or Plain Transparent Pen, $5j Pencil, $2.50DAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 1933 Page FiveMetcalf Revises Entire U. of C. Sport PlanSportFlashesSurprise—Advance in Education —New Fall Fabrics—13t Pounds—Back Home—By TOM BARTON- MAROON VARSITY TOPUT ON SHOW FORALMA MATER TODAY Kyle Anderson WillCoach Golf ClassIowa certainly confounded the ex¬perts when they eased throughNorthwestern, 7 to 0 Saturday.Iowa’s first conference win sincel'J29 might not have been an upsetbut it was certainly a surprise....ask Dick Hanley. However the 1933football season may be a year ofsurprises and Coach Ossie Solem’soutfit isn’t going to turn in the onlysurprise perfonnance of the year,l.ook out for Ohio State and ourMaroons.—o—o—The Salem, Illinois high schoolhas devised a New Plan for namingits football captain. Before eachgame all the players will be givenan examination in the football play¬ing code and the one who passeswith the higehst grade will be cap¬tain for the afternoon.There might be difficulties if youtried that any place except in a highschool. A college coach might havetrouble in finding players who couldroao and write to take the e.xaniina-tion.Clothes make the man. At leastCoach Shaughnessey seems to thinkso. He has packed in moth balls thedrab Maroon-colored uniforms ofother years and has bought peppynew outfits for his 1933 gridmen.White .‘Stockings with a maroonstripe, khaki pants of airplane .silk,and white jer.seys with maroonstripes on the arm will complete theChicago en.semble. Top it off with(Continued on page 6) ! Chicago’s strongest football teamI of the last decade will pass in re-j view before all University studentsi tomorrow afternoon when Coach! Clark D. Shaughnessey directs his1 squad in scrimmage. The exhibitionI will be given in the practice fieldi by the fieldhouse.The scrimmage will put all menI into action and probably be con-^ ducted as a full length game. Here-to-fore practices have been entirelysecret with C men, alumni, andi newspaper reporters being turnedaway wdth the rest. This is to be -the only opportunity other than ac¬tual games for anyone to gain proof ias to the worth of the team.With members of the squad re- icovering rapidly from injuries, theI man to man contact furnished byactual play comes in good time. ■! Football candidates have spent the ;, la.st two weeks in general condition- I' ing work and in becoming acquaint- |; ed with more than a hundred of .Coach Shaughnessey’s plays. There ;have been a few scrimmages duri.igI the training period, but, exceptingI the game played before fifteen hun¬dred spectators on Stagg field a 'week ago, all these sessions have not ,occupied more than three hours of .the practice time. There was a light Idefensive .scrimmage Saturday and: another yesterday with the freshmansupplying the opposition.Merritt Bu.sh is the only one ofthe injured Maroons who has notrecovered sufficiently to expect ac- ,tion in the Cornell game Saturday, iHe is progressing rapidly and yes- ;terday found his pulled musclestrong enough so that he could dis- ,card his crutches. Bush is a 220 Golf instruction, in accordancewith the athletic reorganization! program which is aiming to provide' athletic recreation for all men, willbe offered for the first time as Physi¬cal Education course 190. The twosections will be in charge of KyleAnderson, who has been temporar¬ily appointed varsity golf coach.The classes will meet, starting to¬day at 11 and 12, in the West Stand.Students will first be taught funda¬mentals in wooden play and, lateron in the quarter, fundamentals iniron play. During the middle of thequarter a special training class willbe organized preparatory to playingin the Intramural tournament.Candidates for either the freshman,or varsity golf teams are urged tojoin either of the two sections asthe instruction will prove invaluable NEW ATHLETIC HEADANNOUNCES CHANGESIN SPORT POLICIES ReorganizerSweeping changes in the admin¬istration of the athletic departmentto provide the most effective possibleprogram of athletic coaching, com¬petition, and recreation for all stu¬dents and faculty members was an¬nounced recently by T. N. Metcalf,director of Athletics, in a “12-point”statement to The Daily Maroon. Mr.Metcalf, who formerly held a similarpost at Iowa State college, succeedsA. A. Stagg, for 41 years athleticdirector, who retired last .Tune underthe University’s age requirement.Point number 1, probably themost fundamental of the 12, pro¬vides for the “breaking down of thewhen teams are organized for the j existing barrier between varsity andspring sea.son. | Intramural sports. Both are part of... — , ; a single program, closely coordinat-pound sophomore tackle from Fuller- j ed and handled by the same men.”ton, California. | This means, briefly, that the Intra-Shaugnessey said yesterday that, | mural department as such has beenin spite of the fact that work has i abolished and will henceforth bebee” p'f'inp’ on fnr thp last two | known as the Intramural programweeks, he invites men to report for ! of the athletic department. This pro¬football. New men do not need any , gram will include every form of SOPHOMOKES NAMEDTO MANAGE 9 FALLINTRAMURAL SPORTSprevious experience and will be giv-en personal attention in order thatthey will be on a par with the en¬tire squad by the week of the Pur¬due game.The first team lineup is fairlydefinitely set, except for the quar¬terback position. John Rice, a 225pound sophomore, has taken the tac¬kle position held by his classmateBush, but otherwise the team has re¬mained unchanged since the open¬ing week of play. Rainwater Wellsand John Womer are the ends; BobDeem is the other tackle; Maneikisand Perretz, guards; and Ell Patter-CContinued on page 6) i athletic competition and instructionI except the intercollegiate program,I Thus, for example, a contest betweeni the varsity reserves and the fresh-j man team would come under theI classification of Intramurals,i The second point provides for noI cuts in any athletic squads. Every-1 one will be welcome, regardless ofprevious experience, thus effectingthe aim of the department to pro¬vide the organization and supervisionnecessary to assure a team on whichevery man may play with equal com¬petition, along with the best of in¬struction for all who want it—begin¬ners and experts alike.Point 3: Coaching provided for Intramural teams. Each differentsport will have its own head coachand a.ssistant coaches to comprisean instructional staff for all phasesof that particular sport, whether itbe varsity. Freshman, or Intramuralteams.Point 4: Increased emphasis on(Continued on page 6) Eight sophomore managers werei appointed yesterday by the Intra-i mural staff to take charge of the; various sports of its program forthis quarter, while the three juniormanagers were each placed at therespective heads of the main divi-i sions of the organization underF'rank Carr, senior chairman andWalter Hebert, faculty manager.Touchball, the major sport of thefall quarter, will be in charge ofRobert Adair, Delta Upsilon, whilethe fall relays will be guided byosiah Wearin, Psi Upsilon. The: horseshoe tournament will be de-j tailed to Randolph Bean, Delta Up-I silon, while the swimming meet willj be handled by Henry Eisele, PhiI Kappa Psi. Sam Lewis, Psi Upsilon,i will run the golf tourney, and Rus-: sel Rankin, Phi Delta Theta, will be! the tennis tournament’s manager.! Another Psi Upsilon, John Flinn, is' scheduled to lead the wrestling! meet, while the last two of the nineI sports offered during this quarter,j handball and squash racquets both! fall to Bob Whitlow, Alpha DeltaPhi.Rex Pettyof Reynolds Club and International House, welcomes hisold and new friends to his quarters in theCampus Barber Shop1334 East 57th StreetHours: 8 A. M. to 7:30 P. M, Phone Hyde Park 5451LAW BOOKS USED AND NEW MEDICAL BOOKSNRAWIMOWMIIT TEXT BOOKSfor University CoursesFRESHMAN TEXTSYou’ll find the texts you need here. Anample supply for courses in: English, Eco¬nomics, History, Mathematics, Chemistry,Physics, Anthropology and the numerousother courses.Open from 7:30 A.M. to 9 P.M. every week day to serve you. 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It is possible that TommyFlinn will be given the post and thatVin Sahlin, regular quarterback ofthe last two years, w'ill be held inreserve at half. Flinn is w’ell suitedfor the job in that he is quick andslight. Being small he would notcarry the ball much himself, a con¬dition in keeping with Shaughnes-sey’s system.SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROON I SPORT FLASHES—(Continued from page 5}a white headgear and you have whatthe well-dressed Chicago footballplayer will wear this fall.—o—0—Tommy Flinn, Chicago’s light¬weight back (who it is rumored rsj stepping around after a regularquarter-back post) tips the scale atj 150 pounds—of dynamite. ButTommy can look down on 5 feet Ginch Ceorge Chaioplin. Minnesota’.-1 LjS pound halfback. Champlin looks 'lil e the mascot of Bernie Bierman’.steam, but Georgie stepped otf some iyardsin Minnesota’s victory (la.'^t iSaturday. ^—0—0—Storey and Voorhees, two of the1931 Freshman team who flunkedout of the University of Chicago,haven’t so far to go to school now.The two boys, both Californians, areattending U. S. C., were outstandingon the Trojan Frosh last year, and !they are both eligible this year.Storey is picked as a regular backand Voorhees is supposed to fill theplace of Sparling, Southern Cali¬fornia’s great All-American end. New Athletic HeadAnnounces ChangesSport Policies(Continued from page 5)Intramurals and especially on thosesports suitable for adult recreation,i. e., “carryover” sports.Point 5: Reduced cost of athlet¬ic participation. No charge will bemade for the use of tennis courtsby those in tennis cla.'-ses. 'Anothernew feature is the provi.-ion where¬by single locker tickets may berented for 10 cents by student^ whodo not plan sufficient use to warrantthe $1 quarterly fee.Point 6: Reopening of west standlocker room to accommodate hand¬ball and squash racquets players.Point 7: Remodeling and improvement of handball and squashcourts.Point 8: Faculty recreation pro¬gram under the supervision ofCoach Shaughnessey, with assist^lnccfrom Coach Norgren and others.Point 9: New director’s andbusiness office suite. This item has been completed already and thesuite is now located in the southwing cn the main floor of Bartlett.Point 10: Fodtball tickets hand¬led in director’s office in Bartlett.Point 11: Intramural officemoved to main floor of Bartlett. 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