APPOINT SIX TOCOMMITTEE FOR'37 ORJ^TATIONFive Sophomores, OneFreshman AreNamedSix men, five of whom will bejuniors next week and one who willbe a sophomore, were appointed andannounced late yesterday afternoonby the Dean of Students office tohead the orientation program for theClass of 1937 next fall. The wom¬en’s program, directed by Federa¬tion, is already organized.LeRoy Ayers, John Barden,Charles Greenleaf, David Kutner,and Charles Merrifield are the soph- |omores named, and the sixth manis Jack Allen, freshman.Ayres is a member of Chi Psi, the iStudent Committee on Student Af- }fairs, and the football team. Barden 'is a member of Delta Kappa Epsil- jon. Skull and Crescent, the Swim- iming and Water-polo teams. Soph- imore council. Sophomore editor ofThe Daily Maroon, and Sophomoremanager of Blackfriars. Greenleaf jis a member of Delta Tau Delta, ISkull and Crescent, and sophomore jmanager of Blackfriars. Kutner is ja member of Zeta Beta Tau, soph- iomore manager of Blackfriars, andjophomore editor of The Daily Ma- |roon. Merrifield is a member of Al- Ipha Delta Phi, basketball team, base- |ball squad, and chairman of the ^Sophomore council. Allen is a mem- jher of Delta Kappa Epsilon, Skull |and Crescent, and chairman of the IFreshman council. 'Efficient Orientation It Necessary“An adequate orientation pro- jgram,’’ Dean William E. Scott |stated upon the announcement of !the committee, “is extremely impor- ,tant in view of the situations exist¬ing in the College and, particularly,because of deferred rushing, an ef-(ficient program is necessary. In thepast, the introduction of Freshmanmen has not been successful.Formerly Freshman orientationprograms were headed by a seniorand a number of upper classmenwere invited to act as counsellors toa group of freshmen. The programlast year was managed by >RobertBalsley, who sent letters to all en¬tering students, and orientationproceeded with meetings directed byupperclassmen through FreshmanWeek.A recent Daily Maroon editorialpointed out before the appointmentof the orientation committee thatthere is a need for “Junior lead¬ers ... to carry through a realorientation program which willdemonstrate to the new student that jUniversity activities need him andreward him . . .’’Spencer Comments jon Insurance Plan {for Senior Gift FundM.any seniors are enrolling in the junique “insurance plan’’ Cla.ss Gift jsponsored this year by the Seniorclass council, according to WarrenE. Thompson, chairman of the giftcommittee, and Norman Root and |Lee Loventhal, alumni in charge of :the project.Professor W. H. Spencer, Dean ofthe School of Business, in comment¬ing on the insurance plan, statedyesterday, “The plan of this year’sclass to have its members insurethemselves partly for their own ben¬efit and partly for the benefit of theUniversity is, in my opinion, an.ex¬cellent one.“In the fir.st place, it is an easy,economical, and safe way of makinga gift to the University. In the sec¬ond place, the plan brings forciblyto the attention of these men andwomen at an early period in theirlives, the important place which in¬surance occupies in a well-roundedinvestment program.“A student who does not feel ini-clined to take out insurance at thistime has, of course, the option, ifhe wishes to make a gift to the Uni¬versity, of following the plan which ihas been followed in past year.’’ |: School of Businessto Hold ElectionsI Elections lor the Student Coun-I cil of the School of Busine:5s forI next year will be held in HaskellI hall on Wednesday from 8 to 3.j Nominating petitions signed by' 25 members of the School ofI Business must be turned in at thej school’s office by 3 on Friday.A meeting of the candidateswill be held this Friday in theCouncil room in Haskell in orderto explain the duties and activ¬ities of the Council. On the Fri¬day following the election the re¬tiring and the new members ofthe Council will elect the officersfor the coming year.Three members will be electedto the Council and the otherthree chosen hj^ student groups.Breasted BackAfter 10 Weeksin Near EastJames H. Breasted, head of theOriental Institute, returned to thecampus yesterday morning at nineafter a ten week tour of the Near'East. He and Mrs. Breasted came di¬rectly from New York, where theyarrived Monday on the S. S. Europa.The discoveries on this latest ex¬pedition have proved to be as valu¬able, if not more so, than previousexpeditions to the Near East, Dr.Breasted believes. The main workwas done on the site of ancientruins in western Asia, Vhere exca¬vations have resulted in the discov¬ery of thousan<is of cuneiform tab¬lets in the Elamite language.“The latest discovery,’’ said Pro¬fessor Breasted, “which I do notthink has been mentioned in thedispatches to America, is the un¬earthing of the aqueduct nearNineveh that supplied Persepolis, thej ancient capital of Persia, with waterI in the time of the emperors Dariusand Xerxes, nearly 800 years beforeChrist. The aqueduct was found byDr. T. Jacobsen.’’Besides the aqueduct many Persiansculirtured reliefs have been discov¬ered which, being unearthed day af¬ter day, will take their place amongthe more beautiful works of art to¬day.TAG SALE NETS$66 PROFIT FORSETTLEMENT AIDAnnouncement of a $66.50 profitfrom the annual tag day for thebenefit of the University Settlementwas made yesterday at the finalmeeting of the Student Settlementboard in the Chapel office. More than$100 was taken in by campus wom¬en who sold tags, but the differencewas used to pay the year’s expenses,Rosemary Volk, chairman of theevents, announced.Decision to postpone the electionof new members until next fall wasmade by the Board. Plans for an(all-campus drive for funds and adance to take the place of the an¬nua] jamboree were discussed.Members of the board, all ofwhom will return next year, are:Eugene Patiick, chairman, AlvinPitcher, Warren Askew, RosemaryVolk, Jerome KJoucek, Curtis Plop-per, Helen Hiett, LeRoy Ayers, Ru¬dolf IBretz, Valerie Webster, DanMacMaster, and Evelyn Carr.ELECT SCHUTZE NEWORCHESTRAL HEADAt the annual meeting of the Uni¬versity Orchestral Association Mar¬tin Schutze, professor emeritus ofGerman, was chosen president fornext season. All other officers werereelected.Those continuing in office are:Mrs. Frederic Woodward, vice-presi¬dent; Mrs. Henry Sulcer, secretarytreasurer; and Miss V. Virginia;Cates, assistant secretary treasurer.The directors, all of whom werealso reelected, are Carl Bricken,Mack Evans, Mrs. Donald Riddle,and Lloyd Steere. TRANSFER ATHIETICRUDGETARY CONTROLTO DEAN'S OFFICEi Student Activity Aspect ofDepartment Indicatedby Maroon PollBudgetary administration of thedepartment of Physical Culture andI Athletics will be transferred fromthe Biological Sci¬ences Division tothe Office of theDean of Studentson July 1. Thisiadmin istrativeshift was madelargely becausethe abolition ofcompulsory gym,which followedthe campus-widepoll of The DailyDean Works Maroon, has em¬phasized the student activity aspectof the department.! Before the general administrativereorganization of two years ago, theathletic department, with all otherdepartments, came under the au¬thority of the President’s office. Thereorganization was undertaken tolachieve the decentralization of bud¬getary and other control, and placeI each department under the directionof divisional deans or College ad¬ministrative officers. The athleticdepartment was temporarily placedin the Biological Sciences division,and the new classification is one ofseveral adjustments that have beenI (Continued on page 2) NAME MONTGOMERY,SIBLEY TO FRIARSSUPERIORS BOARDHold Final Meeting Todayto Elect Abbot and Prior;Initiate TomorrowTwo members of the 1933-1934Blackfriars Board of Superiors wereainnounced yesterday by the outgo¬ing group. The new officers are JoeSibley, Scribe, and Walter Mont¬gomery, Hospitaller.Montgomery, who will assume of¬fice next fall, is a member of Sig¬ma Chi and an associate businessmanager of The Daily Maroon. Sib¬ley, a member of Psi Upsilon, willcommence work immediately. Hehas been placed in charge of the in¬itiation to take place tomorrow.The present Board of Superiorswill ho'ld the last of four meetingstoday to determine the two othermembers of the ruling body for nextyear. The offices are that of Ab¬bot, the president, and that of Prior,the vice-president and treasurer. De¬cision will be made today.The initiation of approximately100 men into the Order will be heldtomorrow afternoon, when candi¬dates report at the center gate ofthe west stands of Stagg field at3:30. They are requested to wearold clothes. The informal ceremonywill be followed by a banquet atthe Bismarck Hotel at 6:15, and willconclude with a theater party.Payment of the initiation feemust be made before noon tomor¬row. Several additions have been(Continued on page 4)Campus Gigolos Get Jobs with. Queens — But Not for Long!By DAVID C. LEVINEThe gig is up!That’s jus'' another way of sayingthat the gigolo careers of fifty-onepromising collegians have been—wehope—brought to an untimely end.It all began because the fifty-onebeauty queens of A Century ofProgress had to have escorts at theCollege Inn Friday night. Forthwith,enterprising officials called upon theUniversity and Northwestern formen. Twenty-six Evanston stalwartsand twenty-five University men wereselected on the basis of campus ac¬tivities (kind of activity not speci¬fied).For exactly one hour the mercen¬aries waited—waited, and twosofties from Northwestern passedout. At last the beauties entered ina blaze of glory, closely followed byififty-two chaperones in a blaze of—oh well, chaperones don’t blaze any¬way.After dinner the men and women lined up according to height, exec¬uted squads east and west, andcounted off, all to make sure thatnone of the prince consorts wouldhave to tilt his head back to look athis queen. And because all thewomen were dressed alike each manhad to gaze searchingly into hispartner’s eyes to recognize her.That was fun, until the chaperonesfound out about it.And so the men went home elat¬ed because another party was sched- iuled at the Drake last night, and 1there were five months of the ex-1position still ahead.It was. jOn Memorial day, the day before jyesterday, each and every man re- jceived a special delivery letter— |“Your services are no longer re- iquired, but we will keep you in jmind ...” |Since then, innuendos and rumors Ihave been running rife—rife and !(Continued on page 4)Announce Series ofCourses on Place ofRadio in Modern LifeThe first of a series of coursesrecognizing the importance of radioin modern life, and the part it willplay in the career of the collegegraduate will be given in the au¬tumn quarter by Bertram Nelson,associate professor of English, Al¬len Miller, director of the Univer¬sity Radio department announcedyesterday.The course, practical in nature,will consider the history of radio,the problems of announcing, the dif¬ferences between radio and platformspeaking technique, and the writingand presentation of dramatic skits.To supplement their theoreticaltraining, the students will be en¬abled by a special arrangement tospeak before the microphone andhave their efforts criticized by theinstructor and the class.It is expected that prominentradio stars will address the groupfrom time to time on specific phasesof broadcasting, as will other mem¬bers of the faculty. Trips to thestudios downtown will round out thetraining.The course, limited to ten stu¬dents with a prerequisite of consentof instructor, is being given by theUniversity College. Appoint Thirty-TwoNew Members to |1934 Chapel Council |Thirty-two students have been 'appointed to the Chapel council forthe scholastic year 1933-34 by theBoard of Social Service and Re- ;ligiO'U, it was announced yesterday.The new members will join the pre.s- |ent group in a meeting Sunday eve- |ming, June 11. jNew members include BeatriceAchtenberg, LeRoy Ayers, Marie IBerger, Pre.^ton Cutler, Mary Elli- ison, Helen de Werthern, Sophie Fa-gin, Phyllis Ferry, Dan Glomset,Elizabeth Hambleton, Edward Hay- ;don, Harold Huffstetter, James Hen¬ning, Sidney Hyman, H. K. Karl,Fred Lesemann, Georg Mann, Mary ;Elizabeth McKay, James McDevitt, ,Theodore Miles, Alexander Moore. IClara Margaret Morley, Aurelius J. ;Parenti, Eugene Patrick, Elizabeth ;Sayler, Elma Stauffer, Robert Walk¬er, Esther Weber, John Whiteside,William Wright, Hildegarde vonPoven, and Robert Zolla.Those who will return as old ;members are Robert Angle, Clar- jence Cade, Virginia Covici, Lois |Cromwell, Richard Pettit, Marie |Howland, Pauline Redmond, Geral-1dine Smithwick, Madelaine Strong, |Lorraine Watson, Harold Dunkel, iand Lloyd Allen. I New PresidentFrank SpringerGollege ExamsBegin Saturday;1200 RegisteredComprehensive examinations forsurvey courses and sequences in theCollege for this quarter will beginSaturday. About 1200 students haveregistered for these.The first of the survey tests isscheduled for June 5, in the intro¬ductory Social Science course. ThePhysical Science comprehensivecomes June 8; Biological Sciences,June 12; and Humanities, June 15.The schedule for other compre-hensives is as follows: June 3—French 104, 105, 106; French 107,108, 109; German 104, 105, 106;Greek 104, 105, 106; Latin 104,105, 106; Latin 107, 108, 109; Span¬ish 104, 105, 106; Spanish 107, 108,109.June 6—Art 101, 102, 103; Eng¬lish 130, 141, 131 or 132; Music 101,102, 103; Philosophy 101, 102, 103.June 7—History 171, 172, 173.June 9—Geography 101, 102,103. .June 10—French 101, 102, 103;German. 101, 102, 103; Greek 101,102, 103; Italian 101, 102, 103;Latin 101, 102, 103; Spanish 101,102, 103.June 13—Chemistry 101, 104,105; Chemistry 104, 105, 120; Geol¬ogy 101, 102, 103; Geology 101,102 and AstJi’onomy 101; Mathemat¬ics 101, 102, 103; Mathematics 104;(Continued on page 4)KANG SPEAKS INMOODY LECTURETHIS AFTERNOON“Some Contemporary Writers ofthe Far East” will be the subject ofthe William Vaughn Moody Found¬ation lecture this afternoon at 4:30in Harper Assembly Room. This lec¬ture and one tomorrow afternoonon “My Adventure in Literatures”will be given by Mr. YounghillKang, lecturer on comparative liter¬ature in the Depai'tment of Englishat New York University and winnerof the Guggenheim Fellowship forthe year 1933-34.Mr. Kang was bom in the northof Korea and educated in theOrient and at Harvard. He has con¬tributed articles on Orienital Liter¬ature, Art and Philosophy for theEncyclopedia Brittanica and haswritten articles and book reviews forthe New York Times, The New Re¬public, the Nation and for many FRANK SPRINGERNAMED TO HEADDRAMAJIC GROUPTower Players, GargoylesElect Officers forNext YearFrank Springer w'as elected chair¬man of the Board of the DramaticAssociation, and Philip White wasnamed treasurer of the Board at theannual elections held yesterday af¬ternoon in the Tower room.Earlier in the afternoon the newheads of Gargoyles and of TowerPlayers were elected. Frank Spring¬er was named president of Gar¬goyles and Edith Grossberg waoelected vice president. Members atlarge are: Lois Cromwell, Peggy Wil¬lis, and Robert Ebert.Also Tower HeadThe newly elected leaders of theTower Players are William Hughes,president; Gifford Mast, vice presi¬dent, and Lyon Statler and PhilipWhite, members at large. CharlesTyroler was declared ineligible forthe presidency because of his statusunder the new plan.Frank Springer was treasurer ofthe Dramatic Association this year,and has participated in several Dra¬matic Association productions dur¬ing the past sea^n. He was lastseen in the role of the villain in therevival of David Belasco’s “The GirlI Left Behind Me,” which the As¬sociation staged in April. He is amember of Phi Delta 'Theta.Sponsor Sale ManagerPhilip White was in charge of thesale of season sponsor tickets forthe Dramatic Association last fall.He is a member of Alpha Delta Phi.The newly elected vice presidentof Gargoyles, Edith Grossberg, hasbeen prominent in Dramatic As¬sociation and Mirror for the pastthree years. She was a member-at-large of the Gargoyles Board lastyear, and was in the cast of Mirrorand of several other productionsduring the last season.William Hughes, now president ofTower Players, is in charge of ar¬rangements for the InterfraternitySing next week. He managed theboxoffice for the Dramatic Associa¬tion plays during the last year.Gifford Mast, who was electedvice president of the Tower Players,served as a Sophomore manager incharge of lights for the last Black¬friars production. He has workedon the technical staff of the Dra¬matic Association, and has been par¬ticularly interested in lighting.The annual Dramatic Associationbanquet will be held Thursday nightin the Coffee Shop. After the ban¬quet a revue will be presented in theReynolds club theater.Expect Enrollmentfor Summer Quarterto Set New Recordother pdF'iodicals. He is the author |of “The Grass Roof” which has been |translated into several languages, jUNIVERSITY OFFERSFREE CAMPUS TOURSAs a special feature of its shai’eA Century of Progress Exposition,B University has arranged freears of the campus during the sum-;r, to be conducted by Universityidents. Six seniors chosen for thisrpose will w'ork under the super¬ion of Mr. Gurney, former assist-t recorder at the University.The six students thus far select-to act as guides are: Thomas An-ews, Douglas Ward, Ralph Perry,impeo Toigo, W. J. Winters andIward Ullman. Their office will be:ated in the Chapel. Chicago’s great influx of visitorsthis summer, due to A Century ofProgress, will be reflected at theUniversity in a sharply increased en¬rollment for the summer quarter onthe Midway, University admissionsofficers predicted yesterday. An un¬precedented number of inquiriesconcerning summer courses—morethan 19,000—have been received atthe University.The bulk of the inquiries and ap¬plications come from school teach-ei-s who plan to combine attendanceat the Exposition with advancedstudy at the University. The Univer¬sity is offering more than 600courses, a complete schedule in alldivisions and schools, the first termbeginning June 20th and the secondterm beginning July 24th.The vvealth of demonstration ma¬terials offered in the Exposition willbe used to the fullest extent by theUniversity’s lecturers, and part ofthe public lecture program will begiven at the Fair grounds.Registration for Law^ school takesplace June 16, 17, and 19, Studentsin the Biological and Social Sciencesregister today; in the Physical Sci¬ences and Humanities Division, ad¬vance registration is tomorrow.fP age 1 wo THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. JUNE I. 1933JMarnonFOUNDED IN 1901. The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherASSOCIATE EDITORSJan« Bieeenthal David C. LevineWilliam GoodsteinBetty HansenRobert Herzog Edward W, NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn Barden Robert Hasterlik Howard RichTom Barton Howard Hudson Sue RichardsonClaire I>anziger David Kutner Jeanette RifasNoel Gerson Dan MacMaster Florence WishnickSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergmati William O’DonnellRobert SamuelsNight Editor: David H. KutnerThursday, June 1, 1933FACTS JOLT THE DRAMATIC ASSOCIATIONFor the first time a concrete example of^ thenew plan student’s predicament in extra-curricularactivities was offered yesterday during the Dra¬matic Association elections. Clumsily burdenedwith an outmoded constitution, unable to legislateobjectively because of the resulting friction, andtotally at a loss to handle the situation save by fol¬lowing that out-moded document, the Associationmembers were brought face-to-face with a situa¬tion which lack of foresight and a certain lethargy tion together to alter the constitution in time forthis election’’ could have been made.There were other aspects of these electionswhich might have been treated with greater ob¬jectivity, less friction, for that matter, but muchwould be accomplished if the Association immedi¬ately alters its criterion of eligibility for office andreformulates its organization in terms of a newera which is now upon student activities. It is tobe hoped likewise that other organizations willtake warning from yesterday’s clumsy bunglingand prevent similar occurrences.—M. D. C. TRANSFER ATHLETICBUDGETARY CONTROLTO DEAN’S OFFICEuiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiHiiiiHiiiiiiiiiu)m«iHnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimniint.,iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuraiiiiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin:iiiiiiiiiiuiiii!iiiiii:iiiiuii»niiiiiii!inj The Travelling Bazaar!1 By Jerry Jontry |*!iiiiiiiiiiiHiiif,.aiiimi!iiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiuiiiimiiiiniiiiiHiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiMiiiiiii!i!iimiiiiiiimiiMiiiuiiiiii]ilProbably the biggest news item suitable for thiscolumn is the storj’ about the boys who gigoloedfor the World’s Fair beauties last Friday nightat the coronation ceremony at the Sherman Hotel.After we had waited for two hours the girls final¬ly showed up. We squared off according to heightand Zimmer and Heide got into a scrap about onebeauty from Kansas City. Then Zimmer saw abetter one up ahead so he got up on his toes andmoved up. Everyone thought they had the queen,except Porter, Sharp and myself. We knew wehadn’t. Then we walked in and paraded aroundthe dance floor like a bunch of prize horses. Thecameras were going from the moment we enteredtill the girls left. We danced once with thosewho could dance and then had a snatch afterwhich they rushed the girls off to crown thequeen. After that we saw the girls once moreand at 12 Buddy Rogers played Home SweetHome while the Tribune hauled them off to theirhotels—even the queen. It was a graaand party!Holloway asked his girl where she had hadlunch. *'Oh,” said the beauty from Texas, "Weall had lunch at that big hotel—Marshall Fields.”We asked another u'hat she tvant<*d to do in Chi¬cago! "Oh / want to ride an top of ond of those bigbtises and on the elevated.” My what a big tendays she is going to have in Chicago!* * *The girl from France had been teamed up withsome Northwestern boy who it seems couldn’t bal¬ance very well after the liquor he had quietlyconsumed, so the chaperone in charge asked himto go home—while two detectives carried him out.Miss France probably thinks we’re all a bunch ofdrunks—I hope someone straightened her out thatit is only Northwestern, (Continued from page 1)made.The administrative supervision ofbudgets caused no change in policyor organization of the athletic department, and Nelson Metcalf, suecessor to A. A. Stagg as director ofAthletics, has the same authority inconduct of varsity and intramuralathletics as did Mr. Stagg..411 University athletics is regarded simply as another activity opento all students. Dean Works saidyesterday. All other departmentspertaining to student relations andactivities, such as the Health Serv¬ice, are under the direction of theDean of Students’ office.Dean Works for the last year anda half has been the University’s con-jference faculty representative, beingappointed when Vice PresidentFrederic Woodward receivedyear’s leave of absence to becomea member of the Laymen’s ForeignMissions Inquiry commission.PLEDGINGZeta Beta Tau announces thepledging of Sidney Hyman of Gary,Indiana.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOMimeographingandTypewriNng OfficeTERM PAPERS — THESESLexington Hall, 5835 University Ave.Phone Midway 0800 — Local 46THEPURPLE cowTEA ROOM1129 E. 55th StreetOne visit will convince youthat this is the place for whichyou have been looking.LUNCHEON DINNER25c 40c White BuckforSUMMERAs the close of school draws near, youwill find a crowded social calendar con¬tinuing on through summer that is filledwith occasions demanding a trim white buck¬skin spKjrt shoe. Field’s have especially de¬signed an attractive model for college menwith an eye for the latest in style and best invalues. This Field’s Aristo Spiecial is just theperforated wingtip buckskin that correctnessdemands with white flannels and a dark coat.SECOND FLOORTHE STORE FOR MENMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYpermitted to exist.A new plan student was nominated as presidentof Tower Players and was declared ineligible torun for office because of the constitutional clausewhich required “completing the third year ofacademic work.’’ There was a fumbling realiza¬tion that under such a clause only two or three newplan students on the entire campus could possiblybe eligible for such an office. A new nominee wassubstituted, and the election proceeded. Nomina¬tions for vice-president were then requested, theout-going president of the Association "trustingthat since last year’s vice-president was a junior,ihis year’s will be, too.” The members, like somany meek disciples, unquestionably elected ajunior, although the constitution had no suchacademic regulation with regard to the vice-presi¬dency.It was pointed out by Dean Scott during themeeting that at present the publications are theonly student group on campus now provided withthe constitutional facilities which can cope with thenew plan situation. The Daily Maroon at the be¬ginning of this quarter, foreseeing complicationswhich might arise under an old system, and whichwould therefore be unjust to students graduatingin less time than the traditional four years, alteredits constitution so that there would be no impedi¬ment for election of those who deserve offices,regardless of any former categories of “juniorand “sophomore.”At last another group has been forced to real¬ize the absolute necessity of this step! All otheractivities on campus inevitably will be forced toadopt this new viewpoint and provide the consti¬tutional means for carrying that viewpoint to exe¬cution.The disgusting aspect is that the situationshould have occurred at all. Had this group onlybeen sufficiently concerned about its own welfare,about the importance of securing the best materialavailable for any office regardless of number ofacademic years spent on campus, and about thefairness to new plan students who must have recog¬nition of their candidacy at earlier periods if theyare to be expected to be interested in and stimulat¬ed to campus activities, the step of revising theconstitution and re-interpreting its purposes andaims would have been taken long before this crisis, jNo excuse that “we can’t call the whole Associa- As Al Jacobson icas being introduced to a south¬ern belle from Arkansas he accidently upset aglass of water on her new dress (the girls all hadon the same kind of dresses)—guess Al wanted toprove he was on the water wagon.o * *CHICAGO JOE SAYS:A man \.ent into a restaurant. There was noone there and after a while he left, after writingthe following note, “1004180.” Figure it out andI’ll tell you the answer tomorrow.« « *JOTTINGS:Then there is the story about Peggy Moore whoit is said, went a hor.seback riding the other day.Somehow the horse fell down, and I hear he fellon Pegpy—which may have given rise to the say¬ing “That’s a horse on you” — but Dick Buelswears he didn’t say it.Gene Beisel brings this tale from Arkansas.Says they had a man down there who in a driv¬ing contest averaged 425 yards—and dubbed hissecond shot. Drive on, Napoleon.In the election of three members at large inGargoyles Wednesday Charles Tyroler suggestedsince there were only four candidates why notvote for the man we didn’t want. So we did.In the same elections Kay Collins said that shecouldn’t-run for any office because she had senther trunks on ahead.* II ♦AT THE SENIOR HALL—there weren’t enough people to make-it paybut it was a good party. .Betty MaeLintock want¬ed to keep dancing to keep warm...Pat Vail gotsick on lemonade.. .some man running a horserace game took a lot of my script and I couldn’tfigure how...it looked like the moratorium wasstill rn...the script I mean... Strother Cary hadquite recovered from the A. D. plays—God, buthe was funny...so was Milt Olin at the partyafterwards...Sara Jane Leckrone was having ahey-hey time.. .Goldsmith and party (includingEvaleah Berman) were sitting in H. H. Swift’sbox. .the rest hung out in Dean Works’—who alsodidn’t come.. .the floor is laid in circles but thatis not what made a couple of the boys dizzy.* * *MODERN VERSION OF C STANDS FORCHERISHED COURAGE€ stands for cashier’s office,H for her highwaymen,I stands for immediate paymentC for young Cotton’s den.A for her avaricious agentsG for her “Give me dough”O stands for “Owed thee”—I hope I can pay the feeThe Big C for cashless me.I Six Timely QuestionsWith But OneAnswerWHERE can I findlasfic interest? news of scho-WHERE can I find the MidwaySports News?WHERE can I find news of lectureengagements and socialevents?WHERE can I find a review of theTheatre or other importantoff-campus entertainment? THEDAILYMAROONWHERE can I freely express myopinion on campus topics?WHERE can I find a receptive audi-ience for my product or ser¬vice?O. M. N.DAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, JUNE I. 1933 Rage ThreeRamblers Retain Title inIntramural Track CarnivalSigma Chis Take SecondPlace, DekesThirdThe Ramblers, scoring ^Gi/^points, won the annual outdoor In¬tramural Carnival Friday retainingtheir track championship won lastyear. Si^a Chi, with 31points,was second, with the Deke trackteam, nettinpr 18 points, takinff thirdplace. The D. U.’s and Lambda ChiAlpha tied for fourth place with 13points each.The times and distances in allevents, save the relay, were betterthan the results in last year’s meet.Sweeney of the Ramblers knockedeight-tenths of a second off the In-ForALMA MATERand PATER tramural time for the 100-yard•dash, the Rambler running the dis¬tance in :10.1. Sweeney and Wheel¬er, a Sigma Chi, developed a heatedrivalry in the da.'^hes. Wheeler justnosed out Sweeney in the 50 yarddash, but Sweeney got revengewhen he came in a step ahead ofWheeler in the 100-yard race.120-Yard Low Hurdle*Coulson, Sigma Chi, won the 120-yard low hurdles. Wemple, Dekes,ran second. Dystrup of Lambda ChiAlpha won the 440, lowering theexisting re«;»rd by three seconds.His time was :53. Ehman of theRamblers clipped 10 seconds off thetime in the mile, running the dis¬tance in 4.57.6.Oesting, Ramblers, won the 880in 2:18.8. Moulton, D. U., won the220-yard dash. Watson, D, K. E..was second and Haberly of theRamblers was third.Win RelayThe Ramblers won the organiza¬tion relay. The Sig Chis just beatthe Dekes out for second place. Therelay record was the only one to*survive the afternoon’s activity, the1933 edition of the Ramblers, beingunable to lower the time of 1:39 setby the 1932 Rambler team. TheRamblers time this year was 1:40.8.Sweeney’s victory in the hundredmarked his second consecutive Car¬nival victory in that race. He wasthe winner of the upperclass racein last year’s meet, doing 10.9. MICHIGAN ROAD TRIP.NETS THREE LOSSESTO BASE8ALL TEAM Netmen Defeat Wisconsinfor Fifth Big Ten WinThe proper parking place forvisiting parents. Figurativelyspeaking, there are now forty-two stars on our blanket. Gen¬erations of Chicago gr^ds anddads have come and gone,and come back again. Nottoo near — not too far—Hotels Windermere are justa grand old Midway custom.The “mere” in the name re¬fers to the small cost. “Big¬ger and Better Dinners andDances for the same money”is our motto.Ifotels ||indepmereChicago56th St. at Hyda Park BoulevardWard B. James, Managing DirectorTelephone FAIrfax 6000 Phi B. D., K. N.Win Tilts; PlayI-M Finals TodayPhi ‘Beta Delta and Kappa Nureached the finals in the Intramuralbaseball tourney, as a result of vic¬tories yesterday over their semi-tfinal rivals. Kappa Sigma and AlphaSigma Phi. The game for the cham¬pionship and for the cup that goeswith it, will be played today at 3 onthe field at 59th and Ellis.The Phi B. D.’s, in beating theKappa Sigma team by a score of 9to 3, furni.shed the better sport ofthe afternoon since the aggregationrepresenting Kappa Nu romped overthe boys from Alpha Sig to the tuneof 21 to 9.The Kappa Nu-Alpha Sig game,as the score indicated, was some¬thing of a track meet. The AlphaSigs did hold the lead at the end ofthe first inning by the slim marginof 2 to 1, but the sluggers from theKappa Nu house put an end to thatby registering 6 runs in the thirdframe. After arriving in town early yes¬terday morning, the baseball teamspent the rest of the day trying towork up smiles for its picture to betaken at 2 today, notwithstandingthree losses on the Michigan holidaytrip. The boys can give thanks thatit rained Friday, thus permittingcancellation of the scheduled affairwith Western State Teachers collegeof Kalamazoo. Western 'State haslost only one game in three years.Saturday Steve Straske burledwhat Pat Page later termed the bestgame of his career against the Wol¬verines at Ann Arbor, but his matesfailed to take advantage of the wild-■ness of Whitey Wistert, Michiganpitcher, and Steve was forced to ac¬cept a 4 to 0 defeat. Funny base¬running nullified the Maroons’ ef-fditts to score when they got menon the bases, and no runs resulteddespite the fact that Dave Levin ledoff the game with a triple, and thatthe Pagemen filled the bases withnone out in the sixth. Levin collect¬ed three of Chicago’s five hits.Langford Pitches WellMonday Michigan Normal fur¬nished the opposition at Ypsilanti,and although outhit 10 to 6, bunch¬ed all their hit.s off Langford with 5Chicago eiTors for four runs in 3innings. Chicago’s hits went towa«te because pitcher Mott tighten¬ed up in the pinches, and also be¬cause of more comical baserunningby the Pagemen. Pitcher Bob Lang¬ford personally attended to thescoring when he singled and camehome on Decker’s double.Johnny 'Baker hurled the gameagain.st Michigan State on Decora¬tion Day and found himself intirouble every inning because the'first man up got on base. Six walksand ten hits, combined with Deck¬er’s two errors accounted for nineruns, as against two scored by thevisitors. Decker, promoted to lead-off position, poked out a single,triple, and home run, and Ed Beeks,relegated to seventh position in thebatting drder for failure to hit, re¬sponded with two hits. The otherChicago hits were scattered. Thiswas the Spartans’ fifth win' in sevenstaits against Big Ten competition.Tomorrow the boys journey toMadison to play the Badgers, and aweek from today they play thealumni in the season final at Green¬wood field.SHOSTROMS LEADUNIVERSITY PREPTENNIS TOURNEY Elect Davidson Captainof ’34 TennisSquadMax Davidson, Maroon No. 1man, was rewarded for his match-Je.ss playing this year ini winningthe Big Ten doubles championshipand placing in the finals of the BigTen singles, when his team-mate^elected him captain of the 1934tennis team, succeeding HermanRies. Davidson, who is a member ofKappa Nu fraternity, and a “C”man, has yet to lose a match indual meet competition in his twoseasons as a varsity netman.Meanwhile (the racquet-wielders•added victories No. 14 and No. 16to their long list when they over¬whelmed Bradley Tech, Little Nine¬teen champs, 7-0, in a match playedlast Friday at Peoria. Wisconsinwas altl) taken into camp yesterdayto the tune of 4-2, for the Maroons’fifth straight conference vievory.Wisconsin MatchIn the Wisconsin match, Davidsonhad an easy time defeating Howes,6-2, 6-4, while Trev Weiss vanquish¬ed Black, the Badger No. 1 manwho reached the quarter-finals ofthe Big Ten singles, 6-4, 6-3. Pat¬terson, playing at No. 3 in' plai,e ofCaptain Hennan Ries who is employ¬ed by A Century of Pro^gress, turn¬ed in his usual creditable perform¬ance by beating Keinjack, 6-2, 6-1.Charles Tyroler, playing at No. 4 iposition lost the only singles matchto Greely, 6-2, 6-1.Davidson and Trev Weiss againexhibited their Conference title¬holding skill by trimming Black andHowes. 6-3, 6-2, as Patterson andSid. Weiss lost their doubles matchto Keinjack and Greely, 6-2, 6-2.The Bradley Tech stars, Davis and Block, lost some of their prestigewhen Davidson won over the form¬er, 7-5, 6-3, while Trev Weiss, aftera hard fought match defeatedBlock, 3-6, 6-2, 6-1. Patterson gavewhat is becoming his habitualtrouncing by the same scores of,6-0, 6-1, to Taylor, Tech. No. 3. SidWeiss at No. 4, accomplished theaim and dream of every tennis play¬er by beating his opponent, Meigs,in two straight love sets.In the (foubles matches, Davidsonand Trev Weiss had little troubletrimming Block and Taylor, 6-2,6-3, while Patterson and Sid Weisscompleted a perfect day by beatingDavis and Meigs, 6-1, 6-3.ANNOUNCEMENTSWEDDING'13.95 per 100Engraved on the new smooth finish ivory paper whichgoes into envelope without folding. Price includes en¬graving of plate and double envelopes.Engraved cards to match, $2.50 per 100 (includingplate).These special prices for limited time only.Woodworth’s BookstoreOpen EveningsPhone Dorchester 48001311 E. 57th St.(Near Kimbark Ave.) The Shostrom brothers, John andCharles, of Parker High, dominatedthe 29th annual University inter-scholastic tennis tourney, as playprogre.'sed to the third round in theMemorial day opening matches.John, who is defending champion,drew a bye in the first round, butserved notice of his intention of re¬taining his title by overwhelmingMetcalf of Morgan Park, 6-1, 6-J.Charles, who is entering his first in¬terscholastic tourney, easily trim¬med Knock of Lane 6-0, 6-1, in hisfirst round match, while Barlelmanof New Trier gave him a harderfight, 4-6, 8-6, 6-1. The two broth¬ers, playing as a doubles team,downed Rusk and Hunziker of Lind-blom in a first bracket match, 6-0,6-1, while they reached the thirdround by eliminating 'Bickel andBurgess, the Oak Park favorites, 6-2,6-3.Twenty-four singles paorticipamtsand twelve doubles teams were en¬tered in the tournament which willconclude its final pairings today andtomorrow.SHORTHANDfor UniversitystudentsImacine how much easier it wouldbe to take class notes in shorthand.Grecf Colleco offer* special classesfor university students, meetinc after¬noons or Monday and Thursdayevenings. Write, call, or telephoneState 1881 for particulars.The GREGG COLLEGE( N. Michigan Ave., Chicago, III Award Numeralsto 17Freshmen inBaseball, FencingFreshman numeral winners inbaseball and fencing were announc¬ed yesterday by Athletic Director A.A. Stagg, based on the recommenda¬tions of Coach Kyle Anderson, as¬sistant baseball coach, and Profes¬sor R. V. Merrill, acting fencingcoach.Baseball awards go to Mike Ber¬nard, Russ Dell, Charles Finson, BillGranert, Bill Haarlow, A1 Hoff/ian,Joe Kacina, Stan Kaplan, ConnorLaird, Freddie Lauerman, Ed No¬vak, John Vanderfield, and BussyYedor.Sweatshirts have been given toDick Cochran, R. A. Cran, QuintinJohnstone, Harry Nacey, BobSchneider, and Richard Trotter.The numeral winners in fencingare Jeffry Fried, Louis Marks,George Gelman, J. P. Lynch, andWallace Peters. The first fournamed participated in the IllinoisFencers’ league tournament.The annual fencing dinner, at 65cents a plate, will be held Tuesdayevening at which time Intramuralawards will be distributed and nextyear’s team captain will be elected.Participants will meet in the fencingroom at 5:30. Iowa Wins, 76-59;Brooks, RobertsStar for MaroonsJohn Roberts and John Brooks,Maroon track stars, turned in fineindividual performances in the meetwith Iowa Saturday but the Hawk-eyes ran away with the meet 76 to59. Both Brooks and Roberts scored15 poinits each, Brook.s winning thebroad jump and the 100 yard dashand placing second in the 220, whileRoberts won the high jump and thepole vault and took a second to histeammate. Brooks, in the broadjump.Chicago sent only 14 men to IowaCity to meet the Hawkeyes, and en¬tered only one man ip several ofthe events. The Iowa track team,presenting a more balanced team ontheir own track, took eight firsts.The Hawkeyes added to their scorewith slams in the discus and ham¬mer throws.Ovson won the shot put with a toss(Continued on page 4) HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.We Feature Noonday Luncheon25cEvening Dinner 50cSunday Dinner 75cServed on 2nd FloorHevIb^VOfD fiONERJ*A SATIRE ISAMAN WHO IS 50*/.GOATThis sort of thing has gone toofar! When asked what productwe get from whales, Bill Boner said,“Little whales.’’Let’s take action at once. 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Block plac¬ed second in the 100 yard dash andfinished third in the 220. Smith tooka third in the 440. Two more sec¬onds, one by Harris in the javelinthrow and another by Fairbanks inthe half-mile completed the Ma¬roon scoring for the afternoon.NAME BLACKFRIARSABBOT, PRIOR TODAY(Continued from page 1)made to the list of candidates, andany men whose names were not onthe list printed in The Daily Ma¬roon, and believe themselves eligiblefor initiation are asked to report tothe Friars office immediately.Brothers in the Order who wishto attend the banquet and theaterparty may do so upon payment ofone dollar at the office either todayor tomorrow between 1 and 3.FIRST COLLEGE EXAMSSCHEDULED SATURDAY i THEATER*»yMAXINE CREVISTON(Continued from page 1)105, 120; Physics 105, 106, 107;Physics 111, 112, 113; Military Sci¬ence 101, 102 ,103.June 14—Social Sciences II.The final examination, that ofBiological Science II, will occur onJune 16.In a previous issue of the Maroonthe dates for two of the comprehen-sives were given erroneously. 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Not since the “Butter and EggMan” has a play been more obvious¬ly named.The opening glimpse is promising,it stirs the imagination with itsdarkened stage, rain outside thewindows of a cabin, the effectiveonrushing noise of the airplane, theslow settling and landing sound ofthe plane followed by entrance ofmarooned pilot and passengers.The plot, unfolding, is not com¬mon. ft treats of the old shipwrecksituation with no heroic butler ris¬ing to the occasion; it adds the com¬plication of a 'desperate husband-fickle wife-husband’s chum as lovertriangle, the aforementioned travel¬ling girl and a susceptible pilot,plus an irate maiden lady mission¬ary; then the elements are expectedthrough sheer chemical action toform a precipitate or at least makethings happen.But nothing happens. Oh, true,there is a shooting and the wrongwoman gets hit, and there is a sui¬cide, but we are so used to gun- , play and the unpleasantness of deadI bodies messing up the action (withI due obeisance to the classic drama),; that even these events carry littlei momentum in themselves.Meanwhile there are lines thatI make effort to be gay, clever, thereI is the definite ability of Miss Ulricj when she utters those lines. More¬over, she has a supporting companyof five persons who aid her effortsto secure the best possible perform¬ance from a manuscript that is any¬thing but adequate for presentationon the legitimate stage.It must be said that Miss Ulrichas no competition, for in this majorrole she completely idominates thestage. Her wise-cracking, her brightgayety is a natural contrast to thesombreness of Henri Danielli as thehusband. She has no opportunity forrefinement and cultured atmospherein this play. Rather her main con¬cern has been to faithfully depictthis blithe, careless, hard-headedcreature some mother had earliernamed, “Angel,” and this she trulyaccomplishes.Campus GigolosLost Without Jobs(Continued from page 1)left, in fact. Can it be that the boysweren’t perfect gentlemen? Is itpossible that they didn’t behavethemselves? Or weren’t they pul¬chritudinous enough for their glori¬ous partners?No one knows. Perhap no oneever will know. But oh, it’s such funto speculate about it! The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Robert E. Herzog. Assistant: NoelGei'son.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel. “Living in theGarden, of Eden.” Professor ShirleyJ. Case, at 12 in Joseph Bond cha¬pel.Milo P. Jewett . Bible4reading con¬test, at 4 :30 in Joseph Bond chapel.Organ music, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel.Disciples club dinner. ProfessorWilliam C. Graham, at 6, 1156 East57th street.Departmental OrganizationsPhilosophy club, “Metaphysics andthe Trivial Arts.” Professor Morti-mqr Adler, at 8 in Social Science302.Surgical seminar, “The Relations jbetween Hypophysis and Pancreas.” jDr. B. O. Barnes, at 8 in Billings S. j437. jBacteriology club, “Studies on ‘Chemotherapy in Bird Malaria.” Dr.FOREIGN SERVICECoarhinz Course for United StatesForeiirn ServiceCandidates for State Department Examina- jtion Sept. 25-27 now beinir enrolled. Course <begins June 19. For particulars appl.v toHarvey Institute2129 Florida Ave.. N. W.Washington. D. C.Tel. North 1638 Emanuel M. Lougie. at 4:30 iniRicketts, North 1.Physics club, “The Specific IsotopeEffect in the Lead Spectrum.” BerylH. Dickinson, at 4:30 in Ryerson 32.Public LecturesDivision of the Social Sciences,“'Russia and BoLshevism. The Re¬sumption of the Socialist Offensive—1928.'” Professor Samuel N. 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