'Bailp iHlaromiVol. 33. No. 118. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 25, 1933MeasuringStarDust(Astronomers of Yerkes Observa¬tory of the University have measur¬ed the amount of “star dust” in theheavens by studying the colors ofthe light of the stars. They calculatethat the amount of gaseous andsolid material between the earthand one of the most distant stars isnot more than could be packed intoa half-inch cube. Results of theirstudy are given in the current num¬ber of the AstrophysicaJ Journal,published by the University Pre.ss.In their attempts to determinewhether the space between the starsin the universe is filled with a tenu¬ous cloud; of fog, the Yerkes astron¬omers found that observations madewith the 40-inch telescope showedthat the light of distant stars isdimmed in its passage throughspace, and that its color is reddened.The same effect was noted aLso inobservations made at the Lick Ob¬servatory.More DistantStars Appear RedDi.'itant stars appear somewhatredder than those closer to theearth, an observation w'hich suggestseffect similar to that which makesthe rays of the sun look red whenthe sun is near the horizon and itslight travels through a thick la^'erof air. The phenomenon of redden¬ing of light in its passage through agas or dust particles Ls called scat¬tering. The light lost by scatteringin the air reappears as the blue ofthe sky and exactly compen.sates forthe redness of direct sunlight.Astronomei's have known that inthe millions of million.s of miles ofinter.'itellar space there are minuteparticles of substances capable ofscattering the light of .stars andcausing the ob.served reddening ofdistant .star.s. This .scattering theo-.retically should give ri.se to a faintgeneral illumination of space,furnishing a luminous backgroundon which is projected the more lum- Iinous images of the stars them-.selves.Dr. Otto Struve, director ofYerkes Observatiry, made a calcula¬tion which shows how much light thisbackground illumination should beexpected to contain, and found thatthe sky should not be black. On thecontrary, the total amount of lightproduced by space should be greaterthan that of all the stars combinedand the color of this general illum¬ination should be as blue as the day¬light sky. He points out that thenight sky is actually bright and notdark, if observed in places far fromcity lights.Nebulae Look BrighterThan Rett of SkyNebulae, local conden.sations 4nthe interstellar fog illuminated bynearby luminous stars, appearbrighter than the rest of the sky. Thecomposition of the nebulae is not atjiresent fully understood. Dr. Struvesays. Some of them scatter the lightof the stars and their luminosity istherefore caused by reflected orscattered star light.If these nebulae consist of verysmall particles, such as atoms ofgas or extremely fine dust, theyshould redden the light of the starand appear blue to the observer. Ifthey con.sist of large pieces, how¬ever, such as particles of sand or ofsmall stones or meteorites, they.should merely dim the light of the.stars without making it redder andtheir own color .should be similar tothat of the neighboring stars.The Yerkes investigations showedthat the nebulae are slightly bluerthan the stars in their vicinity. Dr.Struve’s explanation is that the neb¬ulae consist of particles of all sizes,but the proportion of very minuteparticles is not large enough to ren¬der the light entirely blue.According to the Yerkes calcula¬tions, the total amount of gas be¬tween the earth and the neareststar, could' be contained in a half¬inch cube. I HUTCHINS SCORES“SEDITION” BILLSAT SP^NCFIELDPredicts Early Defeatof Two BakerBillsBy WARREN E. THOMPSONRoundly scoring the proposed leg¬islation now under consideration bythe state legislature which wouldcancel the tax exemption privilegesof any educational institution thatpermitted the teaching of “sedi¬tious” matter. President RobertMaynard Hutchins, President Wal¬ter Dill Scott of Northwestern, andother prominent educators appearedbefore the hou.se revenue subcom¬mittee at Springfield Tuesday eve¬ning to prote.st passage of the bills.In a telephone conver.sation withThe Daily Maroon la.st night. Presi¬dent Hutchins expressed the beliefthat the legislation, which ha: already passed the .date Senate, hassubsequently been “snowed under”by the weight of argument, intelli¬gence and prestige w'hich has been |brouiht to bear on what he describ- |ed as the “Ku Klux Klan legislation jcomparable with the Tennessee anti- ievolution law.”A Greater Danger |In his testimony before the com¬mittee, Mr. Hutichins pointed outthat there is more danger emanat¬ing from universities because of :vested interests which are usingthem for propagandistic purposes ithan is being caused by so-calledradicals.“This is the kind of bill Mr. In-sull w’ould have liked,” the Univer- ;sity pre.sidecit declared in illustrat¬ing his statement.President Htitchin-s told the com- |mittee he could not umlerstand the [meaning of the bills. “Presumably,they are for purposes of revenue, in ;as much as they are being consid- |ered by the revenue committee of the |Hou.se. Does it not then seem to be |a matter of promoting sedition inorder to secure revenue? I“If these are seaition bills, there !is a very grave question as to whatsedition is. Does it mean that we(Continued on page 4) A‘ward 31 HonorScholarships toPrep StudentsA. J. Brumbaugh, dean of Stu¬dents in the College, announced yes¬terday afternoon the first group ofscholarships given to high schoolstudents who will enter the Univer¬sity next fall. Thirteen two-yearhonor scholarships, and eighteenone year honor scholarships, yield¬ing both half and full tuition, havebeen awarded.The two year honor scholarshipsare given by an anonymous donorand are awarded to men on the basisof all around ability in scholarship,activities, and athletics. The winnersof these scholarships will receive fulltuition at the University for twoyears.The two year honor men are:Stuart Abel, Chicago; Wilhelm S.Albrink, Napoleon, Ohio; RobertBethke, Morgan Park; Norman F.Bickel, Oak Park; Richard F. Braun,Grand Rapids, Mich.; Frank W. Car¬lisle Jr., Norfolk, Neb.; Paul G. Dar¬ling, Plea.santville, N. Y.; William B.Hart, Omaha, Neb.; Frederick S.Marks, Elgin, Ill.; Richard P. Mor¬ris, Salt Lake City, Utah; WilliamX. Runyan, South Haven, Mich.;Daniel C. Smith, Chicago; and FloydR. Stauffer, Chicago.One year honor scholarships areavailable 'for both men and women,and are awarded for general excel¬lence in scholarship, activities, and(Continued on page 4) News in BriefDramatic AssociationElects Officers May 31The election of president, businessmanager, secretary, and treasurer ofthe Dramatic Association will beheld Wednesday at 3:30 in the Tow¬er room in Mandel hall. Candidatesfor these offices are chosen frommembers of the Gargoyles, the ac¬tors of the Dramatic Association,and the Tower Players.The annual Dramatic A.ssociation,banquet and revue will be held June7 in the Coffee Shop. The programwhich will be in the form of a revue,will be planned as a surprise. Freenum ConductsRadio IntelligenceTests on June 9Debate Union Goes onKYW This AfternoonTwo members of the DebatingUnion, will debate with two repre¬sentatives of Beloit College on thetopic, “Resolved, That no individualin the United States be permittedto receive an income in excess of$50,000,” over KYW. It will takeplace at 2:15 this afternoon, insteadof yesterday afternoon, as was an¬nounced through an error of the De¬bating Union.ENTERTAINERS FROMNIGHT CLUBS WILLATTEND SENIOR BALL Winner of Story Contestto Be Announced June 1All manuscripts for the shortstory contest conducted by TheDaily Maroon have been received.The judges, who will pick the win¬ner, are Edith Foster Flint andJames Weber Linn, both professorsof English. The final decision of thejudges will be announced in nextThursday’s issue of The Daily Ma- |X'oon, and the winning story will bedramatized over station WM.4Q. Dr. Frank N. Freeman, professorof Educational Psychology, willconduct, in cooperation with the Na¬tional iBroadcasting Company, on theevening of June 9 a nation-wide testto determine the average intelli¬gence age of the American radioaudience.On June 2 Dr. Freeman will de¬scribe the object and the mechanicsof the test to the radio audienceover the NBC network. On June 9he will present the test over the samestation to the audience. The resultsof the test will be announced June16.Three types of queries will be putto the radio audience. In one groupthe audience will be a.sked to com¬plete a sentence with the most logi¬cal word that will be included in alist of four words announced to theaudience. In a second section theparticipators will complete analogies,and in the third section the audiencewill be requested to give the oppos¬ites of several words. The test willtake approximately 20 minutes.Additional information such as theaddress, age, occupation, and school¬ing, will be requested of the par¬ticipants in order to accurately de¬termine the character of the groupanswering the tests. This data withthe results of the tests should indic¬ate the intelligence of the audience. Price Three CentsoniveMwITHONOR BRAHMS INCONGERHONIGHTChoral Program Opens3-Day CentennialCelebrationBIGELOW SPEAKS ONPOLITICS AT ANNUALLAW SCHOOL DINNERPHI BETA KAPPAHOLDS INITIA TIONBANQUET JUNE 8The thirty-fourth annual meetingof the Beta of Illinois chapter of PhiBeta Kappa will be held at Jud.sonCourt June 8, according to an an¬nouncement by Donald P. Bean,manager of the publication depart¬ment of the Unviersity Press, andsecretary of the local chapter.The initiation of new membei’s willbe held at 5:30 in the court library,while the banquet will be served at7. Shailer Mathews, retiring dean ofthe Divinity school, will address themeeting on “Vocations and Avoca¬tions.” Because of the widespreadinterest in Dean Mathews’ appear¬ance before Phi Beta Kappa, an in¬vitation has been extended to fam¬ilies and friends of members and in¬itiates.A new constitution for the localchapter, which will adjust the pro¬cedure of the election of candidatesto the new educational program willbe submitted for action by a com¬mittee.FACULTY PARTICIPATEIN LOOMIS LUNCHEONFour members of the Universityfaculty are members of the commit¬tee on arrangements for the lun¬cheon to be given Saturday at theCongress hotel in honor of the re¬tirement of Hiram B. Loomis, for40 years principal of the Hyde Parkhigh school.Members of the advisory commit¬tee include: Dr. Charles W. Gilkey,Charles H. Judd, Charles E. Mer-riam, and A. A. Stagg, Jr. Entertainei-s will vie with thethrills of gambling for the attentionof dancers at the Senior CharityBall Monday evening in the Trianonballroom. Bids are still on sale at jone dollar a couple.Floor show plans are being com¬pleted by Mary Lou Cotton, head Iof the entertainment committee,who announced yesterday that theshow will take place between 10 and10:45. Dancers and singers will cometo the Ball from several downtownamusement centers, including theClub Royale, the Chez Paree, and jthe Hotel Bismarck, and attemptsare now being made to obtain theseiwices of a master of ceremoniesfor the evening.Waldemar Solf, chairman of theconcessions committee, has selectedWilliam Bigelow, Roger Henning,Tom Barton, Robert LaRue, andPeter Kelrher to assist him in mak¬ing arrangements. Four merchan¬dise wheels will lure the dancers togamble for radios, candy, pingpong sets, and stuffed dogs, whilefour other gambling wheels will of¬fer rewards of merchandise scrip,which may be used in the tea i*oom,at the merchandise wheels, and forpurchases from the flower and cig¬arette girls. Faculty *Round Table’Group Returns to AirThe “Round' Table,” popular Uni¬versity radio feature, w’ill return tothe air Sunday after an absence oftwo weelts. The new time is 12:30on Sunday over station WMAQ.Donald Slesinger, associate dean ofthe Social Science Division, T. V.Smith, professor of Philosophy, andStuart P. Meech, associate professorof Finance, will be the speakers.“Courtier” to SponsorPopularity Contestfor Residence HallsRivalling the Century of Progress“Queen” Contest is the popularitycontest sponsored in Burton Courtby “The Courtier,” publication ofthe Men.s’ Residence Halls. Thethree most popular residents will beselected this week by ballotting un¬der the direction of Howard' Hud¬son, editor of the publication, and'Robert Chapel, publisher. The regalceremony of coronation will takeplace Monday noon, when theCourtier will award prizes to thewinners.The sponsors of the contest haveinvited the editors of “The DormMouse,” published by the women’sresidence halls, to stage a similarcontest and elect a co-regent forHis Majesty, King Burton. If theproposal is accepted, the King andQueen will be presented in state atthe Charity Ball Monday night. Second Issue of Radical‘‘Upsurge” Appears Today“Upsurge,” voice of the NationalStudent League of the University,will distribute its second issue to¬day. The newspaper will be sold byvendors over the campus for twocents a copy.The paper is featuring an articleon personal impressions, of Interna¬tional House, written by ChingYueh Yen, a Chinese student in theUniversity, and several war articles,including one on the R. O. T. C.Letters to the editor expressing stu¬dent opinion also form a part of theissue.rorm Rules for BusinessSchool Council ElectionRegulations for the coming elec¬tion of the Business School Councilare being formulated by a commit¬tee composed of Albert Galvani,Sanford Maus and Winton Hansonand will be submitted for the ap¬proval of the present council at ameeting Wefdnesday. The electionwill be held sometime between Wed¬nesday and the following Tuesday.Later the present council and thenew council will meet to elect of¬ficers.Deadline for Law SchoolScholarships Is TomorrowApp^.cations for .scholarships inthe Law School must be in the Dean’soffice in the Law building by tomor¬row afternoon. Blanks for this pur¬pose may be procured in the officeof the Dean. A committee composedof members of the Law faculty willconsider the applications and an¬nounce the awards next week. Urging the graduating attorneysto maintain an interest in politicsand to make political positions onesof trust, Harry A. Bigelow, dean ofthe Law school, spoke at the annualbanquet of the Senior class of theschool in the Hotel Windemere lastnight. John Angus, president of theclass, was in charge of the arrange¬ments and served as toastmaster.Maurice Leibman, a student, fol¬lowed Dean Bigelow with a requestthat students grasp the great oppor¬tunity offered them by the exist¬ing crisis but added that they mustlose the post-war attitude of sophis¬tication.Entertainment in a lighter veinwas furnished tby a radio skit inwhich the private lives of the facultyand some of the students were ex¬posed in the manner of Walter Win-chell. It was stated that Dean Big¬elow purchased his new car beforehe was named an Insull trustee. Amock trial in which the various pub¬lic enemies of the Law faculty wereaccused of many malicious crimesterminated in the sale of some cor¬poration stock to the judge by oneof the professors.Brief concluding mes.sages of en¬couragement were offered the grad¬uates by the faculty members. By DAVID C. LEVINETonight the department of Musicbegins the most extensive musicalpresentation ever made by the Uni¬versity to the city of Chicago, whenthe University Chorus, augmentedby part of the University Choir anddirected by Cecil Michener Smith, as¬sistant professor of Music, opens theBrahms Centenary Festival with the“Tafellied,” for six part dbublechorus.The music of Brahms, which evok¬ed little praise and many bitter at¬tacks in his own day, has, in the(forty years since his death, been re¬ceived by a steadily widening cir¬cle of admirers now grown so largeas to be almost all-inclusive. If forno other reason, the hundred yearsfrom 1833 to the present time wouldbe significant because of the addi¬tions made by Johannes Brahms tothe musical literature of the world.Small w'onder that Brahms Festivalssimilar to this one presented by theUniversity are being given in allparts of the western world!Three Groups SingIn addition to the chorus, rivoother choral groups will participatein tonight’s program—the MidwaySingers and the University MadrigalGroup. A string ensemble made upof Robert Wallenborn, piano, OscarChausowj, violin, Martin Kamen, jviola, and James Kann, violoncello,will play the quartet in G minor forpiano and strings. The chorus willsing the next number, “Der Gangzum Ldebchen.” The “LiebesliederWalzer,” played on two pianos byWallace Johnson and Robert Wal¬lenborn, will follow.The rhapsody on Goethe’s “Harz-reise im Winter,” for contralto,male chorus, and orchestra, and the“Schicksalslied,” for chorus and or¬chestra, will conclude this program,which is the first of three. MaurineParzybok is the contralto soloist.(Continued on page 4)ANNOUNCE FIVECANDIDATES FORBLACKFRIAR JOBT. V. Smith to LeadForum in Meeting ofIdle College AlunmiT. V. Smith, Professor of Philos-lophy, will lead an open forum dis¬cussion on “The Utilization of Lei¬sure” tonight at 8 in the Social Sci¬ence Assembly room under the au¬spices of the Association of Unem¬ployed College Alumni. Syd Devin, amember of the executive committeeof the Workers’ Committee of Un¬employment in Chicago, is in charge.Joseph Lash of New York, presi¬dent of the Association of Unem¬ployed College Alumni, said when hevisited the campus a week ago that“the plight of the unemploved col¬lege graduates was spectacularlybrought to the attention of tne ad¬ministration on May 3 by a marchof our members through the city ofWashington. Louis Howe, secretaryto President Roosevelt, said that thestate legislatures could apply to theadministration for education funds. Five men announced their candi¬dacy for the position of Scribe onthe Blackfriars Board of Superiors,and registered their names yester¬day afternoon in the Friars office.The candidates are: Bruce Benson,Delta Kappa Epsilon; Frank Carr,Phi Kappa Psi; Allan Marin, ZetaBeta Tau; Ora Pelton, Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon; and Joseph Sibley, PsiUpsilon.Registration for voting for theScribe will be continued this after¬noon from 1 to 3 in the Blackfriarsoffice. Only lay brothers are eligibleto vote. The actual voting will takeplace from 1 to 4 tomorrow in theFriars office.The new Scribe will assume officeimmediately, supplanting RobertB'ohnen^ the present office-holder.As the new man will have had noconnection with the Friars organiza¬tion in the past year, it is expectedthat he w’ill become acquainted withhis work this quarter.WHITE IS DELEGATETO VIENNA MEETINGProfessor Leonard D. White, pro¬fessor of Public Administration, hasbeen appointed chairman of the deLegates representing this country atthe fifth International Congress 6tAdministrative Sciences to be hel^in Vienna starting June 19.The two other delegates from tWdUnited States are Mr. Guy Moffettof the Rockefeller Foundation andProfes.«qr Harvey Walker of OhioState University. hThe Brahms Festival Concerts Begin Tonight in Mandeli wo THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 23, 1933marnnnFOUNDED IN 1901. Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sun'^ay, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherASSOCIATE EDITORSJane Bieeenthal David C. LevineWilliam Goodatein Edward W. NicholaonBetty HansenRobert Herzog: Eugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn Barden Robert Rasterlik Howard RichTom Barton Howard Hudson Sue RichardsonClaire Danziger David Kutner Jeanette RifasNoel Gerson Dan MacMaster Florence WishnickSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’DonnellRobert SamuelsNight Editor: Howard P. HudsonThursday, May 25, 1933OCTOBER, 1933For several weeks the task of organizing andtraining nearly two hundred women to act as up-perclass counsellors for next October’s group ofFreshman women has been going forward underthe direction of officers and leaders of Feder¬ation.Preliminary plans are now being made by Uni¬versity men for their share of this program, andin view of the small degree of success achieved bythe men’s orientation work of last fall, it is tobe hoped that very careful consideration is giventhe matter this year. University student activityleaders, with each passing month of the new plan soperation, are seeing their extra-curricular projectsbeing valued less highly by freshmen and soph¬omores studying under an educational process thatpermits far less time for such enterprises.It is this fact which lends increased importanceto orientation programs for all future incomingstudents.During the past several years a number of plansand schemes have been attempted by the menwhile the Women’s Federation has successfullycarried on its well-defined and successfully oper¬ated program. During last summer the men didvery effective preliminary work; new students wereassigned to upperclassmen, letters were written bythese counsellors. Freshman week activities wereconducted in a thorough manner, and every fresh¬man was placed in an orientation group led byan older student, it being hoped that the activitiesof these groups would continue throughout theyear.Freshman week came to an end and so didthe orientation program so far as almost everyone of the groups was concerned.The program failed from that point primarilybecause the upperclassmen who comprised its per¬sonnel considered the entire matter too trivial towarrant the personal time, interests and energieswhich are needed if such group activities are tobe worthwhile and permanent.One of the most able men the campus has pro¬duced was chairman of the program, but that loneman could not provide the personal interest andthe sincerity of application which must come fromfifty upperclass counsellors if such a program isto be sincere and is to succeed.It is perhaps true that the Freshman week pe¬riod is the most important. But problems, oppor¬tunities and matters of interest do not begin toconfront the freshman until after he has become apermanent member of the campus, and an orienta¬tion program that stops with Freshman week isnot worthy of the name.The primary problem for Junior leaders whoare sincerely interested in the future of their or¬ganizations under the handicaps which the newplan places upon them is to create and earnestlycarry through a real orientation program which will demonstrate to the new student that Univer¬sity activities need him, and reward him.That should not be hard for a group of upper¬classmen with some brains, some managerial abil¬ity, sincerity of purpose, and enough perspicacityto realize that such a program is not a trivial mat¬ter.—W. E. T. TOMORROW —IN THE HUB’S INCOMPARABLE|iiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!.i.niniii ;i;i>iiii;iiM,iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiininniiiii.iiiiiMiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiimMniiitiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiuiRiniHii;iUMiiiiiiiiiHnI The Travelling Bazaari By Jerry JontryMiiiiiiimiiitinefliiiiMi:iiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiuiiiijiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiimiiiuiMiiiiiHiiiiNiimiuiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiimiuiiiiinHntiinuuiiwiiiniiitiimiiiifCONTRIBUTORS’ DAY {S’HELP ME)ADVICE TO AN AMATEURMother, mother, tell me trueAll the things that I must do—How to live and what to beIn the University.Daughter, dear, the girl who ratesNever, never mixes dates.She is wise and coyly prudentWith freshman flash and graduate student.She’s gay but cautious with a D.K.E.,Doesn’t encourage an S.A.E.,She knows it .pays to be loyal and trueWhen she wears the pin of old Psi U.She goes to Tom’s with the Alpha Delts,Walks in the park with the ardent Delts,Dances at proms with a Sigma ChiAnd drinks with the brothers of Phi K Psi.And when she’s a Senior, she knows them all.She’s led a wing of the Military Ball.She’s been everything a girl can be.They call her the “B. W. 0. C.”So play the game.Shoot the course in par,.4nd you’ll go down in historyIn the Travelling Bazaar.—The Silent Partner.♦ ♦ ♦DEAR T. B.Having had Anthropology 201 myself, I amsure you have heard Mr. Cole speak of the his¬torical importance of most rubbish dumps—howne claims a culture can be traced through it’srubbish. After using that example for manyyears he slipped up the other day when he said,“Now take that dump, the Shoreland Hotel”—meaning of course the dump at the lake oppositethe Shoreland. Anyway he got all mixed upthereby proving it wasn’t an advertisement—and we all laughed. Now it’s your turn.Lighthouse Harry Wilson.« # *But what’s the use of printing this stuff whenJames Weber Linn is in the issue—^just read hisletter to the editor and forget today’s Bazaar.Letters to the EditorNote: (The opinions expressed in these communicatiMis are |those of the writers, and not necessarily of The Daily Maroso iadministration. All communications must be signed with the full Iname of the correspondent, although only initials will be pub- Ilished. Letters should be restricted to three hundred words or less.) iWarren Thompson, Editor:The far from impractical and certainly most inter¬esting suggestion of Professor Ogburn that a publiccard index of instructors be maintained in Harper Li¬brary, for the recording by the students of criticisms,evaluations and estimations of the men under whomthey have studied each quarter, should not be allowedto fall like good seed on barren ground. It should bedeveloped into a plan, and the plan should be finallyexpanded into a philosophy.In the first place a similar public file of the criti¬cisms, evaluations and estimations of students by theirrespective instructors should be provided. No studentshould be required to register for any course with anyinstructor, unless he is convinced by the student evalu¬ations that the instructor is a good teacher for him;and no instructor should be required to admit any stu¬dent into any course, unless the instructor is convincedby the instructorial estimations that the student is agood student for him.Competitions should be established, like that of theTribune to pick baseball players in the coming game ofthe century, and each quarter a course should be offer¬ed which engages the services of the most highly esti¬mated instructors for one day each; or, if there arenot enough highly estimated instructors to go round,for one week each. ,Students should be required to include in their esti¬mations an estimation of the amount of salary eachinstructor should receive, based on a pre-determinedstandard of so much a quarter for worthlessness, upto so much for perfection; and instructors should beprovided with shot-guns, at the expense of the admini¬stration, for the purpose of registering their objec¬tions to the estimations of students.And finally, all instructors under thirty should berequired to teach nude, and all over thirty in theirunderwear.Between the members of ex-President Hoover’scommissions and the organizers of the New Plan, weare certainly making progress in education. In timewe may succeed in educating an undergraduate withouthis co-operation and even without his knowledge. Thenwe shall be ready to be exhibited in the RosenwaljIndustrial Museum.Gladly yours,James Weber Linn. @1? : i$3 Hand Finished, Flat Foot SennitSTRAWS$3 Straws for $1.65—at the STARTOF THE SEASON. Each with a flex¬ible insert in the brim for comfort. Theassortment is so large that finding theexact hat for you is definitely assured.$5 and $6 Genuine South AmericanPANAMASThis value is nothing short of sensa¬tional. Genuine South American Pan¬ama Hats. Hand finished, hand blockedand of the finest texture. Smart snapbrims for university and business men.thEC<K)HUbHenry C. Lytton & Sons^^chica'go’”" “oak mr'k'*'DAILY MAROON SPORTSTHURSDAY, MAY 23, 1933 Rage ThreeChicago Firemen Sweep Series;, Take Final from Maroons, 11 to 8Levin, Decker Hit HomersInside the Park; BakerIs Losing PitcherFor a while yesterday it lookedlike the Maroons were (foing to makeI it tw'o victories in a row, followingtheir romp over Northwestern theday previous, but in the fifth inn¬ing, things began to happen, and in'the sixth, more things happened,and when the final putout was made,the Chicago Firemen were in pos¬session of their fourth straight vic¬tory, on Greenwood field by a scoreof 11 to 8.In defense of the Pagemen, let itbe said that the Firemen had mostof the rtgnlars from their Wiscon-sin-lllinois league semd-pro outfitpresent yesterday, finishing up withCallings on the mound. Callings isthe man whom Pat Page rates thebest pitcher in Chicago, outside ofthe major leagues.Score Six RunsChicago started out in grand stylewith two in the first, due mainlyto Dave Levin’s home run, and add¬ed four in the second when the boysbatted completely around. Eldredwalked and took second when Lang¬ford’s attempted sacrifice waemuffed. Both runners moved up onCole’s bunt and scored on Wehling’ssingle to right. Levin was safe ona fielder’s choice when an error^poiled an attempted force play onWehling at second, and Ralphcounted on Lewis’ hit to right. Dec-er hit one to the same spot, shovingLevin acros.s, but the next two bat¬ters couldn’t produce.Lanky Eldred singled to open the third and was promptly picked offfirst. Langford also singeld, but thenext three men are set down.The fire-fighters managed tobreak their string of goose-eggs inthe third when a double followed atwo-base overthrow by Decker. Inthe fifth they solved Langford’s de¬livery for three more, a single, awalk, and two doubles accountingfor the runs. Then Page decided tosubstitute.Ten Men BetJohnny Baker started to pitch thesixth, but the Firemen continuedtheir assault, and ten men battedbefore order was restored. Bakedidn’t receive much support fromhis mates, only allowing four hitsfor the six runs. The Firemen, allfree swingers, hit pretty hard,though.Decker’s homer, following Levin’shit, accounted for two more in thehome sixth, making the score 10 to•8, and the visitors got their finaltally in the ninth on a double anda single. Baker singled to start thelast of the ninth, and Decker fol¬lowed with his third hit, but Gal-lings quickly disposed of Walter,Comfrford, and Curtis; onepop-up to himself, and thetwo on strike-outs.Score:Firemen ...001 036 001—11Chicago ...240 002 000— 8Batteries: Gutcher, Bielke,lings and Seifert, Stein; Langford,Baker and Lewis, Curtis. MAROON GOLF TEAMLAST IN FINALS OFCONFERENCETOURNEYon aother12 410 9Gal-WANT A JOB?A.S business looks forward we areexpanding our large organization.There are a few places open forcollege men who want to start theircareer-s with a nation-wide businessoffering unlimited opportunities foradvancement. Write today and tellus all about yourself in your firstletter, including both your schooland home address, so that our near¬est district manager can arrange aninterview.FIDELITYINVESTMENT ASSOCIATIONHome Office: Wheeling, W. Va.Offices in Principal Cities TWO ALL-AMERICANTRACK MEETS OPENJUNE 16 AT STADIUMHAVE YOUA PETPEEVE?Write Your Letterto theEditor Two “All-American” meets willmake Chicago the track center ofthe country next month, when thetwo great champion.«hips of thecountry, the University interscholas¬tic and the National Collegiatemeet, will be staged in Soldier FieldJune 16 and 17 as the first bigathletic feature of A Century ofProgress.For the first time in its history,the National Collegiate finals will beheld at night. Soldier Field’s huge(lighting system will provide com¬pletely satisfactoiry conditions forthe athletes and spectators, floodingthe entire field with an even andbrilliant light. Football games anda few track meets held in the bigarena in past years have demon-.strated the effectiveness of the light¬ing. A night meet will be a galaevent for World’s Fair visitors andthe biggest crowd in the history ofthe competition is expected.The preliminaries of the Univer¬sity interscholastic, the only nationalchampionship for high schoolathletes, will be held Friday after¬noon, together with the prelimin¬aries of the National Collegiatemeet. The finals of the interscholas¬tic will be run off Saturday after¬noon, and the National Collegiatethat night.Not only will the attendance atthe two meets be much larger thanusual because of the l^rge numberof visitors in Chicago during A Cen¬tury of Progress Exposition, but thenumber of contestants in both meetswill be considerably increased, be¬cause of the opportunity both tocompete and to visit the Fair. The Maroon golfers were .sadly offtheir game in yesrterday’s final 36holes of the Big Ten tourney at Kil-deer country club and finished 72holes of medal play with a totalteam score of 1431, which landedthem in last place. As predicted,Michigon won the team trophy withthe low four man aggregate of1291, which was 15 strokes betterthan the second-place Minnesota to¬tal of 1306. The Wildcat squadfrom Northwestern managed to cap¬ture third! place with 1328.None of the local tee-men couldturn in a card lower than 86 ineither the morning or afternoonrounds. Ed Mauermann had thebest scores, an 86 and an 87, whichwhen added to Tuesday’s 36 holetotal of 166 made an aggrregate of339 for 72 holes. Twelve strokesbehind Mauermann saw Harry Bak¬er tour the course in 90 and 88making a two-day sum of 351. BobHowe’s 93 and 90 gave him a finalscore of 370 which was one strokebetter than Paul Smith’s 371 con¬tributed to by rounds of 91 and88.Johnny Fischer, Wolverine star,repeated his triumph of last yearwhen his 72-hole medal score of 301•far outclassed the rest of the fieldby 14 shots. The national-intercol¬legiate title-holder added a brilliant147 to his rounds of 78 and 76 shotTuesday. Fischer tied the low 18-hole score with a 76 in the morn¬ing’s play and then went out toshoot a par 71 to establish newrecord. Shooting two strokes overpar on the out-nine of the after¬noon round for a 37, the Michiganphenmenon evened things up with a34 which included three birdies.Ed Dayton, Michigan No. 2 man,was instrumental in gaining theWolverine squad total, when he fin¬ished behind his team-mate for sec¬ond low medal score of 315, shoot¬ing a 75 in the last 18-holes for thesecond best round of the tourna¬ment. Sari Larson of Minnesota alsocompleted the two-day playing with315, but in a play-off on an extrahole, Larson took a 5 as againstDayton’s 4 which gave the latter therunner-up award. BROOKS GETS ANKLEINJURTi WILL NOTCOMPETE AT IOWAJohnny Brooks, versatile Maroontrackster, will not be able to com¬pete in the Iowa meet Saturday asa result of a .sprained ankle. Johntwisted his foot last Sunday whenhe landed on some rough groundafter jumping over a fence.Chicago’s scoring chances aregreatly impaired for the Iowa meetbut the chances of Brooks’ fitnessfor the meet the following weekwith the strong Marquette squad arecorrespondingly increased.Hyde Park ManJohn started his track work atHyde Park high school during hisJunior year there. His only activityduring his first season was las amember of the relay team, but whenhe became a senior he branched offto the high jump. A bit later he in¬creased his field of activity so that'it included the dashes and hurdles,an'd‘ had the satisfaction of beatingRoy Black, captain of last year’strack team, in the latter event.Three weeks before Stagg’s Inter-schola.stics at the end of his Senioryear, Johnny took up broad jump¬ing and came through to the amaze¬ment of the dopsters and won theevent at the meet.After his graduation from HydePark John attended Crane collegewhere he kept up his track work byworking at both hurdle races, the100 yard dash, and his favorite, thebroad jump. In 1930 he came to theUniversity as a sophomore, but be¬cause of residence requirements wasnot eligible for varsity competition.As a member of the Freshman trackteam he set up six new yearling rec¬ords.High Point AthletesLast year Johnny marked upmore points after his name than anyother track man in the Big Ten. Hewon the conference championshipin the broad jump and was runnerup in the same event in the Collegi¬ate meet that year. Last Saturday,the day before his accident, Johnretained his conference champion¬ship and scored all of Chicago’spoints in the Big Ten meet at Dychestadium.'Brooks journeyed out to SanFrancisco for the Olympics but didnot qualify for the games in the(Continued on page 4) Ramblers Lead Prelims of I-MCarnival; Dekes, Sigma Chis, 2ndScudder and Sweeney LeadRamblers: Finals to BeHeld TomorrowThe Ramblers, winning the broadjump, placing second in the shotput, and qualifying four other menas well as clocking the fastest re¬lay team in the preliminaries of theIntramural Spring Carnival are fav¬orites to retain their Intramuraltrack and field championship. TheDekes, with five men qualified forthe finals may head the Ramblersoff when the finals are held Fridayafternoon.Scudder won individuaL honors forthe day, the Rambler star winningthe broad jump with a leap of 21feet 6 inches, and taking second inthe shot put. Scudder’s heave was42 feet, a foot and a half behindthe toss of Whittier, Phi GammaDelta. Philbrick, Lambda, Chi Alpha,won the high jump with the bar at5*'f0et 8 inches. Masterson, Phi Kap¬pa Psi, and Ashback, Phi SigmaDelta, tied for second at 5 feet 6inches. Fred Wheeler, Sigma Chi, took second place in the broad jumpwith a jump of 20 feet.Both Sweeney of the Ramblersand Dystrup of Lambda Chi Alpharan the hundred in 10.6, two-tenthsof a second faster than the finalslast year. The two boys ran in dif¬ferent heats, so when they meet Fri¬day the cinders may be scorched alittle. Sweeny also led the qualifiersin -the 50-yard dash equaling FredWheeler’s time. These two are alsoslated to meet in the finals, so alto¬gether Mr. Sweeney may have abusy Friday afternoon.(Continued on page 4)THE UNIVERSITY OF. CHICAGOMimeographingandTypewriting OfficeTERM PAPERS — THESESLexington Hall, 5835 University Ave.Phone Midway 0800 — Local 46FRESHMEN DAREVARSITY TEAM TOPLAY BALL GAMEKappa Sig Dropsl-M Golf Matchto Si§ Chi Pciiv Tournament FinalsWith the completion of the quar- ! With the Intramural tennis tour-ter-final round yesterday, only four • nament now in the fourth and fifthTODAY’S I-M GAMES3:30—Kappa Nu vt. Beta Theta Pi.4:00—Pi Lambda Phi vs. Kappa Sig¬ma.4:30—Judson Court va. Alpha Sig¬ma Phi.Special Half Rate to Students- . . forTHE PICCOLIGigantic Marionette Theatre offeringgrand scale musical comedy entertain¬ment which has been acclaimed bythe entire American press and public.NOW AT THE ERLANGER THEATREFor Special-rate Coupons, apply to the office ofThe Daily Maroon. teams are left in the University In¬tramural golf tournament, out of the64 teams which entered play twoweeks ago. The defeat of the defend¬ing champions, Tom Barton and JackVerdier, of Kappa Sigma, by FredWheeler and 'Bob Bowers, of SigmaChi, in an extra hole match, featur¬ed the finish of the quarter finals.Wheeler and Bowers qualified onestroke behind Bsa^n and Verdier,leaders in the qualifying round.The Kappa Sigma-Sigma Chimatch ended on the 19th hole afterWheeler and Bowers had battled athree hole advantage with a barrageof pars and a birdie in the last fiveholes, to sink putts on the eigh¬teenth hole to tie the match. On theextra hole Wheeler and Bowers gottwo fours, to a five and a four byVerdier and Barton to end thematch.Semi-Final Golf PairingsW’heeler and Bowers, Sigma Chi,vs. James and Morrison, Phi KappaPsi.Schoefer and Lewy, Tau DeltaPhi, vs. Hil'brant and Werner, PhiKappa Psi.The semi-finals wall be playedthis week, with the finals scheduledfor next week. rounds of play, several players loomas favorites to complete in the semi¬final and final rounds.Coming through with decisivewins so far Julian Weiss is concededa strong chance to land in the finalrounds of the singles. His opponentwill probably be Miller.Weiss looms also as a great threatin the double matches, along withhis partner, Marver. As to the pairwhich will face them in the finals,the decision is not so sure. Griffenand Miller, the runners-up in lastyear’s tournament, have more thanan equal chance, but they will haveto meet the strong combination ofWeir and Schuyler. The Freehman Baseball teamchallenges the Varsity team to agame at Greenwood Field.Signed:A1 Hoffman, for the Freshmen.With spring practice drawing to,a close tomorrow, the freshmanteam is more than enthusiastic toplay the varsity squad. Today willbe the last opportunity for such agame.In spite of a defeat at the handsof the varsity reserves yesterdlay,the freshman have consistentlytrimmed the reserves during thecurrent practice season. In yester¬day’s game the tables were turnedagainst them because the reserveshad a team improved by Urban, analumnus letterman, who pitched forthem.STUDENTSAbout 50 men will be givensummer positions with oppor¬tunities for $3 to $10 a day.Report to The Daily Maroonoffice Friday noon for inter- ANNUAL SALETennis and GolfSupplies .FOR INSTANCE— —The famous “Goild Star” byWright and Ditson. Used bymany champions. Strung writhfine quaJity lamb’s gut. Regularprice $15.00. Sale price.... $7.85Wilson tennis balls (white or red)3 for 9^G.S.C. Balls—28c 3 for 75c14 other varieties of tennis balls25c to 45c“TOP FLITE” tennis racquet—most popular of all. Strung withgut. (Called “seconds” but we saythey are as good as any “firsts”ever made. Regular price $15.00.Sale price $8.95Golf irons, bags and balls ingreat variety at startling lowprices. All models of irons—each 48c to $7.00These values must be seen to beappreciated'. These prices willpositively be raised on June first.WOODWORTH’SBOOK STORE1311 East 57th St., Dor. 4800BURETTE AND BALANCEpresent theirSPRING WHIRLatIDA NOYES HALL - THIRD FLOORSaturday, May 27 — 8 to 12BRIDGE REFRESHMENTS PING-PONGDancing toDULCY’S DANCE DEVILSBids $1.00 203 Kent or at the doorClass war between freshmen andsophomores at the University ofMichigan involves duckings in theHuron river instead of a BotanyPond. .HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd Si.We Feature Noonday Luncheon25cEvening Dinner 50cSunday Dinner 75cSerried on 2nd Floor Goodman TheatreNEXT SUNDAY AFTERNOON AT 2:30Popular Prices75c and $1.00Tax Exempt The Oratorio - Drama Guild— Present —‘‘The Messiah”▼ DRAMATIZED ▼Staged and Lighted by Alfred Stury Get TicketsatDaily Maroon OfficeLexington HallCarl Craven, Musical Director - Sophia Swanstrom Young, DramatizationEminent Soloists — Symphony Orchestra — Large Professional Castand MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY andFRIDAY EVENINGS, MAY 29 TO JUNE 2 AT 8:15THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY, MAY 25, 1933Page FourToday on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Robert Herzog. Assistant: RoibertHasterlik,Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel. “The Gospel ofJesus in a Time of Depression,” Pro¬fessor B. W. Robinson, the ChicagoTheological Seminary, at 12 in theJoseph Bond chapel.Organ music. Frederick Marriott,at 5 in the University chapel.Disciples club. “Writing ReligiousNews,” Dr. John Evans, the ChicagoTribune, at 6, 1156 East 57th street.Concert of noontime melodies, at12 in the Reynolds club.Phonograph concert, at 12:30 inSocial Science 122.Brahms’ Festival concert, at 8:30in Leon Mandel hall.Departmental OrganizationsSurgical Seminar. “Chronic Hy¬poparathyroidism : ExperimentalStudy,” Drs. E. L. Compere, and J.W. Chenault, at 8 in Billings S. 437.The Graduate Club of Economicsand Business. “Short Selling,” Pro¬fessor Theodore Yntema, at 4:30 inHaskell Common room.Public LecturesDivision of the Social Sciences.“Russia and Bolshevism. The ‘NewEconomic Policy’—1921-28.” Pro¬fessor S. N. Harper, at 3:30 in So¬cial Science Assembly room.Department of Political Science.“Union of Local Authorities,” Mon¬tagu Harris, vice-president of theInternational Union of Local Au¬thorities, at 4:30 in Social Scienceassembly room.Association of Unemployed Col¬lege Alumni. “Can Unemployed Col¬lege Graduates Utilize their Leisurefor the Good Life?” Professor T. V.Smith, at 8 in Social Science assem¬bly room.The Physics club. “Time Lag ofMagneto-Cities Rotation,” F. N.Beards'ley, at 4 :30 in Ryerson 32.Undergraduate OrganizationsNational Student league, at 4:30in Social Science 302.Eta Sigma Phi tea. “AncientFiction,” Professor H. W. Prescott,at 4 in Classics 20.BROOKS UNABLE TOCOMPETE AT IOWA ARCTIIRIIS WON'T FOOl Award 31 HonorPIIBUC, BUT BLEVERSCIENTISTS MIBRT!Scientists may pull oflF a bit of ho¬kum on the general public when itcomes to opening the gates of theFair with the light from Arcturus,Walter iBartky, professor of astron¬omy, said yesterday.“Four different observatories,Harvard, Illinois, Allegheny, andYerkes, will send electric curren'tsto the main gate in successiorlighting Up four Neon tubes circlingit. The currents should come fromphotoelectric cells which will catchthe light of Arcturus, focused onthem by telescopes.”This is all open and above boardwith scientists who are striving af¬ter the truth. But if the sky iscloudy over any or all of the ob¬servatories, the light won’t reachthe telescopes. Con.sequently thephotoelectric cells will not function.The World’s Fair wants the truth, ofcourse, but it wants to open up evenmore. Although the sky may gettemperamental, the Neon tubes will'flash on one by one, since the ob¬servatories also can send in plain,every-day electricity.One reason why romance lastedlonger in the old days was becausea bride looked the same after wash¬ing her face, according to the Wis¬consin Daily Cardinal. Scholarships toPrep Students(Continued from page 1)athletics. Full scholarship winnersare John K. Butters, Chicago; Marj’L. Clapp, Missoula, Mont.; RoxaneLambie, Birmingham, Mich.; LillieLehman, Elmhurst, Ill.; James K.Lively, Matoon, Ill.; Norman M.Pearson, Waukegan, Ill.; GertrudeV. Senn, Green Bay, Wis.; ThomasB. Stauffer, Chicago; Ruth Visher,Bloomington, Ind., and Russell Wel-born, Terre Haute, Ind.Those who have been awardedhalf scholarships are Zena F. Karras,Chicago; Robert 0. Kinsay, Chicago;Dorothy Langosch, Chicago; MaryLaverty, Chicago; Bessie Nicopoulos,Austin, Ill.; Leonard Peifer, Austin,Ill.; Clara Sprague, Chicago, andElizabeth L. Thompson, Chicago.CLASSIFIED ADS RMLERSINFRBNTAS SPRIN6 CARNIVALPRaiMS ARE HEIBAdvanced Standard Acet. Course.60 Lessons. 300 Problems and An¬swers. C. P. A. Review. Will sacrifice.Call Hyde Park 5683.College men wanted to place freecourtesy service stations for World’sFair. Five golden months if youqualify. Call at once. Suite 614, 30North Dearborn. (Continued from page 3)George Wemple, Delta Kappa Ep¬silon, led the qualifiers in the 120-yard low hurdles with a time of 15.4seconds, almost a second faster thanthe time in the 1932 meet. Coul-son. Sigma Chi, was second with15.4.Moulton, D. U., won the qualify-ling heat of the 220-yard dash in24.7. Haberly of the Ramblers wassecond with 25.4.Six teams qualified for the finals inthe relay Friday afternoon. TheRamblers led, with the Phi BetaDelta quartet close behind. The SigChis, Dekes, Phi Sigma Delta, andthe D. U.’s, qualified the other fourteams.All of the times clocked in thepreliminary heats of the Spring Car¬nival have been quite a few* secondsfaster than those of last year’smeet. This should indicate that the(finals Saturday should approach orbreak the previously existing I-Mrecords in several events. The dash-men have shown exceptional speed,and winners should run under the10.6 and the 5.9 times which werethe best of the qualifying heats. Hutchins ProtestsBefore LegislatureAgainst Baker Bills(Continued from page 1)are to go through our libraries anddestroy ail books referring to revo¬lutions? Does it mean that Marx andLenin are not to be mentioned evenin terms of disparagment? We al¬ready have sed'tion laws coveringsuch matters.“If the legislature passes thesebills,” Mr. Hutchins predicted, “theywill be followed by a whole seriesof otiier measures, some regulatingreligion, others curtailing freedomof the press.”Walter Dill Scott stated at thehearing that ‘these laws will be botha menace and a nuisance. They willput us in line with Soviet Russiaand Fascist Italy.”That we are “not through withthe witch-burning yet” was pointedout by Mr. Hutchins upon his re¬turn to Chicago yesterday, for he isto appear with other educators nextw'eek before hearings of a Housecommittee on “communistic activ¬ities in universities.”M Years U. of C. ExperienceEXPERT TYPEWRITINGDoctors' and Masters' Dissertationsa SpecialtyLowest RatesLOUISE B. SNOW5658 Ellis AvenuePhone Dorchester 4691 UNIVERSITY WILLHONOR BRAHMS INCONCERT TONIGHT(Continued from page 1)The orchestra will also be included.Tomorrow night the UniversitySymphony orchestra, conducted byCarl Bricken, chairman of the de¬partment of Music, will play the“Variations on a Theme by Hay- (dn,” and the first symphony in Cminor. Egon Petri, internationally-known concert pianist, will play thesecond concerto, in B flat major.The last performance of the Fes¬tival will be given Tuesday eveningin the University chapel. Claire Dux,renowned soprano, and the Univer¬sity choir. Mack Evans conducting,will present “A German Requiem.”The list of box holders for to¬night’s concert includes Harold H.Svifift, Eh-. FUanklin McLean. MV.and Mrs. Beardsley Ruml, Mrs. J.Hall, Mrs. Ernest Freund, Dr. andMrs. Frank R. Lillie, and Mr. andMrs. William Peterson.EGE18 S. Mlchi|«n Av«. T«l.Rand. 1S7S. Buaineu trainlnz—jnctical, complete. 'Teachersroutined in bueineea technique.Student body of high caliberDay or Eve. Co-ed. 18 courses.Viait. phone or write for cat¬alog. Enter now. SummerclaaMs start June Stli and Jnly5th.GOING ON A CENTURYOF PROGRESSfXhST NIOHT I 5AW AMAGICIAN SWALLOW ADOZEN RAZOR BLAD€SAND A PIECE Of THREAD.THEN HE PULLED OUTTHE BLADES ALL THREA_P“EDI IMAGINE IT I(Continued from page 3)broad jump. Yet his consistent leapof 25 feet would have placed himsecond at Los Angeles. John willprobably compete in the next Olym¬pics and will soon have a chance atthe national title when the Collegi-ates are held in Soldiers field. Hefeels confident he will break therecord in the broad jump before histrack days are over. HE HAS A SET OFVERY DULL BLADESALL THREADEDAND HIDDEN INA SLOT IN THESPOOL OF THREAD.HE PALMS. THEFIRST SET OFBLADES'AND PUTSTHE THREADEDBLADES IN HISMOUTH.Consider ThisYOUR HOTELEveryone here — from bell- ^boy to managing director—always has a hearty welcomefor University of Chicago ,students. 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