Battp iilatoonVol. 33. No. 114. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY. MAY 18, 1933 Price Three CenctPRIZES AWARDEDTD STDDENTS OFFINANCE SCHOOLMerriam Guest Speakerat 19th AnnualBanquetThree students were honored atthe 19th annual dinner of the Schoolof Business and Finance last eveninjrin Ida Noyes with the presentationof the three scholastic awards tfivenby the school. Dean William H.Spencer presented the prizes. Theprincipal speaker of the evening wasCharles E. Merriam, chairman of thedepartment of Political Science.Janis Van Cleef won the Comadkey given to the woman with thehighest scholastic standing of theyear. The Alpha Kappa Psi Medal-iion, which is given to the man pos¬sessing the best scholastic record inhis first year, went to John Neukom.The winner of the Delta Sigma Pi.«:cholarship Key, awarded for excel¬lence in studies, was Nelson Brewer.Sees Political and Economic UnityProfe.ssor Merriam, a former deanof the School of Business, in dis¬cussing “Government and Business,’’looked for an interrelation of eco¬nomic and political units. He statedthat machine technology and socialengineering are two present elementsof social organization that demanda break with the social philosophy ofthe past.“In future social organization twoelements will loom large, so largethat they will overshadow the ‘isms’of the 19th century, whether rightor left wing,’’ he continued.“The two factors which will over¬shadow the coming civilization arethose of machine technology on theone hand and social engineering onthe other. The modem machine andthe modern capacity for large scalehuman organization make all previ-ou.s systems of organizat’ons and ofspeculation out of date.’’Professor Merriam* believes thatthe critical question now is how we.shall adjust ourselves to new condi-tion.s created by machine and largeindustries. The solution he leaves toa new “generation sophisticated inthe social and political atmosphere of(ContinuMi on page 2) Six More Housesto Attend SeniorBall En MasseSix more fraternities followed thelead of Phi Kappa Psi when thechapters voted unanimously to at¬tend the Senior Charity Ball May 29.The six organizations are Alpha TauOmega, Chi Psi, Kappa Sigma, PhiDelta Theta, Phi Sigma Delta, andPhi Pi Phi, which, with Phi Psi, as¬sure an attendance of well over twohundred couples from seven campusfraternities. The Charity Ball com¬mittee has set a goal of 1000 ticketsto sell at $1 a couple, the entire pro¬ceeds of the affair to be dividedevenly between the Student Reliefand the Student Settlement commit¬tees.Bernie Cummins, whose famousNew Yorkers will furnish the musicfor the Ball at the Trianon, will beon campus this afternoon at 3 togreet the twenty Freshman women.selected to sell cigarettes and flow¬ers at the dance.Bids for the Ball are being soldthroughout campus and amongfriends and alumni of the University,with a suit being presented to theman selling the greatest number oftickets.NEW l-F COMMITTEESELECTS HUGHES ASCHAIRMAN OF SING Seniors Enroll in NewClass Gift CampaignDirect Contributions,Insurance PoliciesAre AlternativesDETECTIVES FAIL,BUT UMBRELLASTAND RETURNSBy NOEL B. GERSONSherlock Holmes and other wellknown detectives who called in tosolve the Umbrella DisappearanceMystery have failed miserably, butthe priceless marble holder was re¬turned to its niche in the OrientalIn.stitute at an early hour last night.Profe.ssor Tristram Tweeter of“Gypped in Egypt,’’ the famous ex¬plorer who discovers the Khiss stoneat regular intervals at Mandel hall,decided that the farce had lastedlong enough, and set out with a'mall but intrepid group of archaeol-ogi.sts and unearthed the urn.The profe.ssor refused to disclosethe location of the find, but it hasbeen rumored that the Blackfriarsoffice was the hiding place of theumbrella stand that emperors oncefought over. When confronted withthis information. Tweeter blushedand mumbled inarticulately about“Jackson Park,’’ but no one believedhis story.Mirror Elects FiveNew Officers Today The Interfraternity committeeyesterday appointed William Hughesstudent chairman of the twenty-thirdInterfraternity Sing to be held inHutchinson Court on June 10.Hughes will be assisted by threesophomores: Max Davidson, NoelGerson, and Ellmore Patterson.The announcement of the commit¬tee for the Sing, one of the Univer- isity’s outstanding traditions, follow- jed the first meeting of the new In- |terfraternity committee, appointed Iby the Office of the Dean of Stu-1dents la.st week, jS. Edwin Earle, ’ll, will be thealumni chairman for the twenty-third time, having been appointed tothe position every year since the in¬troduction of the Sing in 1911. Hewill be assisted by Harry Swanson.Two cups will be given at the af¬fair, one for quality of singing andone for the fraternity having thelargest attendance. Each house willsing two songs, one while marchingin and the second while standingaround the fountain in HutchinsonCourt.• Although definite arrangementshave not been completed a portionof the program will probably bebroadcast over station WMAQ andthe NBC network between 9 and9:30.Blackfriars InviteCampus to Hunt forTreasure TomorrowMirror will name its new presi¬dent, vice president, and representa¬tives at large for the next year atthe annual elections held today. Bal¬loting will take place between 8:45and 11 in Cobb hall, and between11 and 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.Candidates for president and vicepresident are: Margaret Holahan,Geraldine Smithwick, and Peggyillis. Students may vote on twonf these three candidates.Elizabeth Cason, Lois Cromwell,Mary Ellison, Louise Pflasterer, Lor¬raine Watson, and Ruth W'orks arecandidates for representatives-at-large on the Mirror Board. Each vot¬er may ballot on three of the six A treasure hunt, a parade, and anactive movement among the strollingFriars will make up the remainderof pre-iBlackfriars ballyhoo for theshows to be given on Friday and Sat¬urday. The treasure hunt will beheld tomorrow at noon in front ofCobb hall, and the winner will begiven two free tickets to the Satur¬day night performance of “Gyppedin Egypt.’’The only clue in the search for thetwo tickets will be broadcast overthe loud-speaker system at 12 sharp.It is expected that the hunt will lastapproximately fifteen minutes.The parade, an annual function ofthe Friars organization, will begin atnoon today in the circle, and willcontinue along Lief Erickson Drivethrough the Loop, and return aftera drive through principal South Sidethoroughfares. Eighty men will par¬ticipate, and additional noise will becreated by a sound truck with an es¬cort ofmen.The strolling Friars will distributesmall slips of paper with mysteriousmessages on them, and will later con¬duct drawings for complimentarytickets for the last three perform¬ances of “Gypped in Egypt.” Eigh¬teen seats have been given away inthe drawings for the first week’sshows. (Chart on Page 3)Members of the Senior class yes¬terday pledged themselves to assistin a new and significant campaignto create a substantial class gift tothe University. The plan for estab¬lishing this gift of the Class of 1933offers to the senior two alternativesin making his contribution to the to¬tal sum, namely, the former simplepledge of money, and a new insur¬ance plan similar to that now in useby many eastern institutions.Frederic Woodward, vice-presidentof the University, spoke at the massmeeting of the class in Mandel hallyesterday morning, after the fourhundred men and women had beengreeted by Joseph Zoline, presidentof the class. Mr. Woodward review¬ed the history of previous classgifts at this University, and stressedthe importance of the bond such aplan establishes between the Univer¬sity and its alumni.The PlanWarren E. Thompson, chairman ofthe Senior class Gift Committee,then outlined the 1933 plan, the es¬sential features of which are:Alternative A—Affords an oppor¬tunity for a direct contribution tothe University through the AlumniGift Fund in accordance with theplan which has been followed by thelast four classes. Under this agree¬ment, the senior pledges a sum of$5 or more, payable to the Univer¬sity annually. This subscription tothe Gift Fund entitles the subscriberto membership in the Alumni As¬sociation and to receive the Univer¬sity of Chicago Alumni magazine, asdoes the other alternative.Alternative B—This alternative,an entirely new idea in class giftsat the University, not only accom¬plishes the purpose of aiding theUniversity, but benefits the contrib¬utor personally, follows:(1) Each member of the Seniorclass desiring to contribute in thismanner to the Class Gift takes outa life insurance policy of $1,000 onwhich the first premium deposit re¬quired is $9.78, paid semi-annually.He names a beneficiary and assigns$100 of this policy to the AlumniGift Fund. At the end of each pol¬icy year for ten years, the insurancecompany pays a dividend, amountingto $6.46 the first year and increasingslightly each year, to the University.In making this assignment, he directsthat these dividends be accumulatedat interest, giving the Alumni Gift GIFT COMMITTEEJoseph Zoline, president of theSenior class, appointed Ross Whit¬ney, Jerry Jontry, William Wall¬ing, Kenneth Smith, Ruth Wil¬lard, Eleanor Wilson, RebeccaHayw’ard, Esther Feutchwanger,Warren Thompson, and LoraineAde as a committee to take chargeof arrangements for the insuranceplan.Thompson is chairman of thecommittee.Fund the right to withdraw these ac¬cumulations at will.At the end of ten years the as¬signment will be automatically re¬leased, and thereafter dividends ac¬cumulate in the name of the in¬dividual, although it may be re¬newed at that time if it is desiredby the insured. The assignment formgrives the insured the right to revokeduring the ten year period, if hefinds it necessary.(2) If the insured wishes to con¬tinue paying the same premium thepolicy will be fully paid for at aboutthe age of 50, and if he pays nomore premiums at this time, he willcontinue to receive cash dividends onhis policy.If, after the policy becomes fullypaid-up, he wishes to continue pay¬ing premiums for another nine years,the policy will mature as an endow¬ment at its face value. In this casethe total premiums paid amount toabout $710. In addition to havingbeen protected for a full $1,000 allthis time, he will receive at the ageof 59 $1,000, and the University willhave received $87.00 making a to¬tal of $1,087, plus his protection asa return on his investment of $710.Can Get Cash Value of PremiumIf he does not desire to continuethe protection, he can surrender thepolicy for its cash value, which atthe end of ten years, will be about$88.00. He will have paid totalpremiums of $192, the Universitywill receive $87.00, and he will receive $88.00, giving a total of$175.00. His protection for the tenyears will have cost him $17.00, oran average of $1.70 a year.If the student dies before the endof the ten year period the beneficiaryreceives $900 and the University$100. After the ten year period theinsured has complete ownership of a$1,000 policy. It is to be understoodthat any part of the agreement maybe revoked at any time.After thorough study the AlumniGift Fund officers have selected the(Continued on page 2) Name Speakers,Toastmasters forScholarship DayWith the announcement of toast¬masters and speakers for the threesections of the evening banquet,final arrangements are being com¬pleted for the University’s entertain¬ment of 800 high school students whowill compete in the annual prize-scholarship examinations on campustomorrow. HUTCHINS LAUDSU. S. “GAOINET”OF PROFESSORSChauncey S. 'Boucher, Dean of theCollege, Aaron J. Brumbaugh, deanof students in the College, and T.V. Smith, professor of Philosophy,will act as toastmasters, introducingPercy H. Boynton, professor of Eng¬lish, James M. Stifler, chairman ofthe Committee on Development, andJerome G. Kerwin, adviser in theCollege, at the Judson court. Burtoncourt, and Ida Noyes sections of thebanquet, respectively.A tour 01 the campus, an all¬campus mixer, a showing of the cam¬pus movie “Life on the Quad-: rangles,” and a Chapel organ recitalcomprise a full afternoon’s programfor the visiting high school students.Last Saturday several hundredhigh-school seniors were guests ofthe University at Blackfriars. Praises Roosevelt AidsNew YorkAddressinNew York, N. Y., May 17.—Pro¬fessors have a place in governmentbecause they contribute the applica¬tion of a disinter¬TEN ADMITTED TOGO IF, HONORARYLAW SCHOOL SOCIETYSETTLEMENT BOARDTO BENEFIT BY TAGDAY ON WEDNESDAYFurther arrangements were madeat a meeting of the Student Settle¬ment board yesterday for a tag dayto be held Wednesday for the benefitof the University Settlement back ofthe yards.Rosemary Volk has been appoint¬ed general chairman of the event.She will be assisted by Helen Hiett,Valerie Webster, and Evelyn Carr.According to Miss Volk, club fresh¬men and other women interested inaiding the Settlement will assist inthe sale of tags all over campus dur¬ing class hours Wednesday. DanMacMaster, Jerome Kloucek, and Ru¬dolph Bretz will assist with plans.A final tabulation by the commit¬tee indicated that Joan Guiou, Mor¬tar Board pledge, sold the largestnumber of advance tickets for theSettlement Jamboree.UNIVERSITY REFUNDSSALES TAX RECEIPTSRefunds of sales taxes may be col¬lected at the University upon presen¬tation of receipts for sales, accordingto an announcement made yesterdayseveral motorcycle po)lice- by William B. Harrell of the Busi¬ness Manager’s office.Amounts which were paid underthe Illinois three per cent sales taxwill be refunded by the Press, theClinics, the Bookstore, and the Com¬mons departments. Any sums re¬maining unclaimed after June 1 willbe given to the University Emerg¬ency Relief Committee to be expend¬ed for the relief of students. THEOLOGY CLUB TOHONOR MATHEWS ATBANQUET TONIGHTA banquet in honor of Dean Shail-er Mathews, retiring dean of theDivinity School, will be given by theTheology club tonight at 6:30 inJudson Court. The speakers of theevening, Edward Scribner Ames,professor of Philosophy; EdwinEwart Aubrey, professor of ChristianTheology; and William S. Minor,president of the Theology Club, willdiscuss the life and work of DeanMathews and his contributions totheology. Dean Mathews will respondto these tributes and discuss whatstimulated him to write some of hismost significant books.All students and members of thefaculty of the associated theologicalschools are invited to attend.Dr. Mathews will be succeeded asdean by Shirley J. Case, chairman ofthe department of Church History. The election of nine students andone honorary member to the Orderof Coif, national law school honorsociety, was announced yesterday byProfessor William L. Eagleton,president of the Chicago chapter.Judge Louis FitzHenry, UnitedStates district judge of the Southerndistrict of Illinois, was elected anhonorary member under the rulewhich permits the selection of onehonorary member a year.The nine students, eight of whomattended the University as under¬graduates, represent the highest tenper cent scholastic standing of theirclass. Stanley A. Kaplan achieved thehighest average of 90, and the othereight, arranged in alphabetical order,are: Charles W. Boand, Benjamin M.Brodsky, Bernard D. Cahn, RobertK. Davidson, David C. Kenyon, Wil¬liam R. Ming, A. Alexander Ribicoff,and Joseph J. Ticktin.Those faculty members of the Lawschool who are members of the Orderof Coif are permitted to name asmany students as they wish to thesociety, provided the number shallnot exceed ten percent of the class.Selection is based chiefly on scholas¬tic attainments, although moral char¬acter sometimes plays a role. If tenpercent of the class is less thanthree, three may be elected. Pres. Hutchins ested and ti’ainedintelligence to na¬tional problems.President RobertM. Hutchins of theUniversity saidyesterday after¬noon in New Yorkin a speech beforethe Bond Club.Last night hespoke before theNew York JuniorLeague, and todayat noon he willaddress the West¬ern University Club. Speaking onthe subject of “The Professors AreSometimes Right,” President Hutch¬ins termed professors “the delegatesof the nation in the search fortruth.”Says Professor Toclay Is Student“The professor is neither a charm¬ingly eccentric old gentleman nor acloistered theorist,” the Chicago edu¬cator said. “The great developmentsin the study of the law and the socialsciences in the last fifteen yearshave resulted from the effort to un¬derstand the law in action and so¬ciety in operation. Today I do notknow a single social scientist who isnot studying and studying hard, theworld in which we live.“By this I do not mean to implythat the professor has become a prac¬tical man. As has been amply dem¬onstrated in recent years, practicalmen are those who practice the er¬rors of their forefathers. The reasonwhy few sound economists will to¬day venture a prediction as to whatthe government’s inflationary pro¬gram will accomplish is that its con-quences depend upon the mass psy¬chology of business men.“The predictions of economists inthe past three years have many(Continued on page 3)PURSUERS CATCHNEWTON — GUESSWHAT HAPPENED?Debating Union EndsYear; Discusses ^^HasDemocracy Failed?’’PUBUSH SECOND“UPSURGE” MAY 25“Upsurge,” the publication of theNational Student League whichmade its campus debut two weeksago, will make its second appearanceThursday, May 25.The paper will be double its form¬er size and will contain articles onscholarship awards, the R. 0. T. C.,International House, and a number ofother topics of student interest. Thepolicy, commented on in the editorialcolumns of The Daily Maroon, ofpublishing unsigned articles maypossibly be revoked, according to theeditorial staff of “Upsurge.” The first season of the revivedDebate Union closed last night at theReynolds Club with a discussion byfaculty and club members of thequestion: “Has Democracy Failed?”'The affirmative was upheld by P. M.Hauser, instructor in sociology, andDr. S. McKee Rosen, faculty adviserto the union, opposed by Marie Ber¬ger and Robert Chapel.The affirmative declared that De¬mocracy—as they defined it—hasnever existed in this country, that itis a cultural lag in that it could notmeet the demands of modern indus¬trial society.“The ‘founding fathers’,” declar¬ed Mr. Hauser, “had no intentions offounding a Democracy. Property ismore secure in this country than inalmost any other place. The peopledo not know how to govern them¬selves, and small groups are domin¬ant,” he concluded.Marie Berger for the negative,stated that the people of this coun¬try are satisfied. The United Stateshas the most democratic school sys¬tem, she said, and contended that op¬portunity is more equalized here.“Democracy must be compared,”she added, “‘with existing govern¬mental systems, not with Utopias.”The union will debate with Beloitover the NBC system next Wednes¬day at 2:15. Charles Newton, general of theanti-mustache-growers in the recentwhisker race, who survived the two-week period disguised successivelyand successfully as a Ford, a Stude-baker, and an Underwood portable,thought he was secure yesterday at¬tired as the spare Goodyear of hiscar. But the disguise was penetrat¬ed by the eagle eyes of Don Birney,Ross Whitney and others who alsowere tired of it all, and as a resultNewton made his biggest splash inthe world to date. The long-sufferingBotany pond got credit for an as¬sist.Newton tried to pull a fast one,when discovered, by offering to driveto his watery bed, but the motionwas overruled. The party then re¬moved to the pond, where, after un¬dressing for the occasion, Newtondescribed a parabola, a hyperbole,and a mixed metaphor before comingto rest where all good seniors do.And that was that.Jewish FoundationHolds Dance TodayThe Jewish Student' Foundation,recently organized for the purposeof promoting social relations amongJewish students of the campus, willbegin its program of activities witha tea-dance this afternoon from 3:30to 5:30 in the Ida Noyes theater.Alice Friend, Mary Krevitsky,Laura Lieberman, Elsie Rubin, Jean¬nette Stein, and Lucille Turoff willpour. The reception committee in¬cludes Joe Zoline, Roslyn Morse,Marvin Bargeman, Beatrice Achten-berg, Dorothy Rabinoff, WilliamGoodstein, Janet Lewy, NormanLevy, Frances Lewison, Mabel Chap¬man, and Arthur Margolis. Therewill be dancing in the theater./ - ■L. f iiA I* nflfi-' 1 iPage 1 wo1^. % THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1933Satlij iMaroottFOUNDED IN 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of ChicaRO, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, S831 University avenue.Subscription rates; $2.50 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies;three cents.No resi>onsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or for anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post*office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor.in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherA.SSOCIATE EDITORSJane Biesenthal David C. LevineWilliam Goodstein Edward W. NicholsonBetty Hansen Eugene PatrickRobert HerzogBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. MontgomeryEdward G. Schaller Vincent NewmanSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn Barden Robert Hasterlik Howard RichTom Barton Howard HudsonClaire lianziger David KutnerNoel Gerson Dan MacMasterDugald McDougall Sue RichardsonJennette RifaaKiorencr WishnickSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman William O’DonnellRobert SamuelsNight Editor: David KutnerThursday, May 18, 1933LEST OUR SKILLS DESTROY USIf one is seeking a basic reason for present eco¬nomic and social predicaments, and for the fun¬damental acquisitive drive which underlies themand which seems to motivate so dangerously allspheres of human activity in our industrial civiliza¬tion, is it necessary to look any further than toAmerica’s higher educational system of the pastfew decades? The high schools and universitiesof the country, until the last year or two, haveplaced almost exclusive emphasis upon producinghighly trained, vocational specialists and experts inspecific, single fields. These institutions have,however, been concerned very slightly with themore fundamental task of producing a generallyeducated, socially minded, cultured individual withan understanding of the problems of society ingeneral that has been instilled before specializedtechniques and skills are taught.In this fact is to be tound the explanation forour modern scientist, technician, industrial genius,politician, and similiar individualistic authoritieswho are expertly trained to perform specializedtasks, but who seem unable to understand or ap¬preciate any values other than the goals of theirow'n individual enterprises.Modern civilization is being led by specialists,and not by men and women. Modern universitieshave trained and developed physicists, architects,chemists, lawyers and business men. But theyhave not first produced human beings.The university has trained individuals to per¬form specialized tasks for the group. But it hasnot first instructed those individuals how to livein harmony with the group and respect its inter¬ests. Modern educational systems have achievedgreat success in producing beings w'ith remarkabletalents—but with an all-consuming, anti-social im¬pression that it is correct and laudable to get whatone wants when one wants it.Our point is. that, in the past, the general edu¬cation of the individual, designed to impart a so¬cial point of view, an understanding and familiar¬ity with all realms of human life, all problems ofsociety, all values of mankind, has been serious¬ly neglected in the great rush to produce thespecialist. Tne business of imparting facts ha-^been of such importance.that no one has botheredto first create the social point of view and thegeneral philosophy which would assure the indi-vidoa*’" prope ly using those facts and those skiMs.This thesis contends that the chaotic conditionin which we find ourselves today—with its over¬production, its wealth that cannot prevent star¬vation, its wars that are welcomed because theymake for prosperity by destroying goods — thiscondition would not exist today if the men andthe women who are the leaders of modern societyhad, before they were trained as specialists, beenfirst educated generally in all the fields of humanknowledge and in all the values of an idea* civil¬ization, which are apparent to the truly cultured\ individual, but evidently obscured from the sightof most persons seeking a career and riches inthe twentieth century.Idealistic? The conception is, of course. Yetno one can deny that if the university is going toprovide the individual with skills and techniques,it must first provide him with a sense of controland balance in the use of those skills and techni¬ques, or society will forever find itself in the pres¬ent state of chaos.If the university, by means of a general educa¬tion that precedes specialized training, cannot per¬form this task, we see no agency capable of sodoing.Educational systems are a farce if they can onlyproduce techniques and methods for more efficientperformance of the world’s work, without pro¬ducing in correspondingly great degree adequatephilosophies, substantial social attitudes, andbroad, humane perspectives which will enable mento intelligently use these techniques and methods.If the knowledge of our experts is not to be ourundoing, those experts and the men for whomthey work must have been trained in their youth,through general, social, cultural education, to ap¬preciate and understand society’s greater valuesthat subordinate selfish interests to their properposition in the total scheme.That is the task of the university which in thepast years it has, evidently, completely failed toperform.That is the task which will be more ably per¬formed if the present gradual trends in generaleducation, preceding vocational specialization and’ts narrow influence upon the individual, are con¬tinued and extended under the leadership of pro¬gressive institutions.Selfishness, consuming acquisitive instincts, prej¬udice, greed, conflict and waste among mankindcan only be eliminated by an educational systemhat teaches human values before it instructs intechnical skills.—W. E. T.i|Hiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiuiiimiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiii'inintiiiiiii.iiiiiiiii!iniiiiii!iiiiiiiiMi;i!iiiiiiiii:>!iiiiiiii:iiuiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuMiiti'n:i’"j The Travelling Bazaar|I By Jerry Jontry |Miiiii'iiiiiHiHi..;iiiiiiii:iiiiiiiiiiiiii ' :!iiii:;iii,ii!i,iiiiiiiii!iiii;iiiiiiiiiiMii!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiContributor’s DayPROFESSORRecluse of the Ivy Tower,Dispassionate and cool.Sheltered from the world by books,—Education,—school.Leat-ned treatises he readsIn academic toil.Puckers xip his worried brow.Bums the midnight oil.Finds the cause of miseriesAnd economic woes.Studies every theory.Endless things he knotvs.Cognizant of the faults of man.To action not inclined.Amidst the strifes of men he strives“To keep an open mind.”All society may change.Or kings still rule and slaves still cower.Professor sits in solemn thoughtUp in his Ivy Tower.—A nonymous.DEAR T. B.:I am a high school senior and my parents wantme to go to Chicago next year, but I want to goto St. Mary’s and be one of the Babes of theWoods. What do you think?Mary Gold.Come to Chicago, Mary—and get out of thew'oods.Speaking on behalf of the girls in Beecher,Green, Kelly, and Foster Hall—/ ivant to pro-test against the Buildings and Grounds taking upthe campus benches every FtHday and not put¬ting them nut again till Monday. After all—whatare week-ends for—and benches tno~but to siton ?K. L. M.FROM THE BROADCASTSLinn asked, during his lecture yesterday,“Will some one please tell me how much timeI have left?” Noel Gerson promptly raised twofingers. Bill Watson caught on at once andshouted, “Yes, sir, Ni>el—when you gotta goyon gotta go.”Mr. Millett got a letter from a housewife inOkomontowoc who said she dropped all her house¬work when ever his lecture began over the air.Now the professor .says he is almost afraid tobroadcast when he thinks of all the housework hestops.. Omar. THEATERbyMAXINE CREVISTONGeorge M. Cohanand hU company in"PIGEONS AND PEOPLE”at the GrandNo long gray gown, no classicstare, no lantern in his hand for thisphilosopher; unheralded like manyanother soul in another age; mock¬er and mocked in one—the mannamed Parker but wanders through aplay, dropping little mouthings ofwhat we like to call "quizzisms,” andpuzzling a whole world which sits athis feet to listen.He is all the states of mental ab¬normalities wrapped together: hismoods vary from manic to depressivewithout apparent cause; he laughsand cries in one breath; he is madlysane yet sanely mad.And if you follow him too closely,you, likewi.se, are devoid of reason,with head whirling in small circlesand eddies that find no outlet. Hewill baffle you instantly; but themoment you catch some clear, brightprism of lucidity, it is gone in a flash,as though the sun had i peeped undera cloud.Question him; yes, do! Be a detec¬tive and he will look insultingly atyour big feet. Be a debutante andyou are immediately brainless. Be acharitable philanthropist, and he willmake you a dam-ned fool. Be any¬thing you wish while you make queryof him, but you can’t win.He is but a misanthrope, you say.He prefers pigeons to people—pigeons at least being busy, intelli¬gent creatures that cannot shatter !your illusions. But why should he !intrude with all this pother and in- Icredible talk? It is an imposition! !Yet, consider, now, did he want to icome? No, he was brought here. He iwill tell you so a thousand times. ! start to leave, then return to pokeanother enigma at your blank andgiddy face.Nonsense, indeed. Leave the thea¬ter if you desire, but if you pauseonce, you’ll stay. Therefore, remain,hear out this Parker who propoundsthings of quick-sand and silk. Youwill know no more when the one-actplay is ended, and, yet, wasn’t thatsense he was making but a momentsince? I wonder....GIVE PRIZES TO C. & A.STUDENTS AT DINNERI(Continued from page 1) |the modern world.” jOther speakers include Dean W. jH. Spencer, Frederic Woodward, vice ■president of the University, Neil ISammons, president of the AlumniAs.sociation, and Nina Reason, alum¬nae representative. Winton V. Han¬son, president of the Alumni Asso¬ciation, was toastmaster. Entertain¬ment was provided by the Black-friars trio, and by Peter Cavallo,who led group singing. Dancing toEthon Hyman’s orchestra follow'edthe dinner. SENIORS ENDORSENEW GIFT PLAN(Continued from page 1)Northwestern Mutual Life InsuranceCompany of Milwaukee, Wisconsinto write the insurance on the men,and the New England Mutual LifeInsurance Company of Boston, Ma.s-sachusetts, to write the insurance onthe women. The subscription for theplan is to be handled by Mr. NormanR. Root of the Class of 1930, andMr. Lee Loventhal of the Class of1931.Mr. Root and Mr. Loventhal willmaintain offices at the GraduateClubhouse at which seniors can con¬sult with them about specific detailsof the plan.HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.We Feature Noonday Luncheon2.KEvening Dinner 50cSunday Dinner 75cServed on 2nd FloorShorthand. 'Typinfr and Busineaa Sub-jecU for Beginners and Brush-up Stu¬dents. Summer classes now formina atreduced rates.VOSS BUSINESS COLLEGE“Home of Individual Inatmction"6 N. Michiran Blvd. State 3082 This is a facsimile of the Soirvenir ticket to theCentury of Progress Exposition which is now beingoffered to students at a rate of fifty cents (value seventy-five cents.) It is good for the main admission and alsofor admission to either the Lama Temple or Fort Dear¬born. Also sold in a book of ten tickets for five dollars.They may be purchased at the University of ChicagoBookstore.What with the full houses of appreciative patronswho crowded Mandel Hall last week end and inspite of the heavy advance sales for the three per¬formances this weekA Few Good Seats Are StillAvailableREMEMBER THAT TICKETS FORGYPPEDinEGYPTARE THE LOWEST IN BLACKFRIARS HISTORY$.50 to $1.50i.YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO MISS ONE OF THESEGREAT FINAL PERFORMANCESFriday and Saturday,May 19 and 20AnnwriiTifc riint-|iTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1933 Page ThreeSENIOR RPPUCRTIONSFOR FIRESTONE JOSSOOE IMMEDIRTELr Enrollment forLaw Schools inU. S, Drops 15%J. R. Knisely, of the personnel de¬partment of the Firestone Tire andRubber Company, will not visit themiversity this year to interviewvpniors coneerninjf employment as hehas done in past years. All seniorsseekinjr employment with the Fire¬stone company should file their ap¬plications immediately with John C.Kennan, placement counsellor of theBoard of Vocational Guidance andPlacement.Those seeking employment musthave a natural ability for salesman¬ship, a high scholastic record, and anaptitude for leadership in extra¬curricular affairs. Those who haveearned all or part of their waythrough the University will be pre¬ferred.The early training of the .studentsselected will be in one of the Fire- !stone stations and will consist of |such as pumping gas, washing and |lubricating cars, and changing tires.It has been the custom of the ;Firestone Company every year in the |past to send a representative to uni- 'versities throughout the country inorder to interview graduate seniors. * According to a report issuedMonday by the Carnegie Foundationfor the Advancement of Teaching,the depression reduced the enroll¬ment at law schools in the UnitedStates by 15 per cent between 1928and 1931. Professor Harry A. Big¬elow, Dean of the University LawSchool yesterday stated that this de¬crease for the entire country ispractically the same as has been ex¬perienced at the University.Dean Bigelow agrees w’ith theCarnegie Foundation report that thereduced registration in law schoolsis due entirely to the depression.“There is no indication,’’ he said,“that the law profession is any lessattractive to students today than itwas five years ago. Of course, thisprofession, like many others, haslong been over-crowded, but youngpeople still enter school expecting tobe the ones who w’ill get positions.The Carnegie report reveals that ,an enrollment of 406,397 for the 'country in 1928 fell to 399,417 in1931. This drop of 6,980 representsa decrease of 15 per cent. DISPUY OF STUIENTWORK FORMS SOUTHSHORE KRT EXHIRIT Hutchins LaudsU. S. “Cabinet"of ProfessorsHousemaid, spinster, faculty wife,steel worker and housewife—fromall walks of life they come, joinedby the common bond of interest inart and the talent to transfer natureand their emotions to canvas. Andthe products of their study are onview now at the South Shore ArtSchool, 1542 East 57th street, wherethis group of persons is receiving in-.struction from Clay Kelly, the in¬structor.Mrs. Dudley Reed, wife of the di¬rector of the Student Health Serv¬ice, is showing two interestingstudie.s, “Sun Warmed Road” and“The Retreat.” There is also a groupof skillful ink drawings by Mrs. F.L. Adair, wife of the chairman ofthe department of Obstetrics andGynecology. The faculty is furtherrepresented by “Misty Morning”painted by Mrs. N. P. Hudson, wifeof Dr. Hudson of the department ofBacteriology.The exhibit consists of a miscel¬laneous group of oils, water colors,clay figures, and ink drawings. Itmay be viewed daily at the studio.Graphic Chart Outlines Distribution of Moneyfor Senior Class Plan for Insurance GiftDIVIDENDS for 1st TENYEAR-S TO O.ofC.^100 ASSIGNED TO U.o^C.(WITH AlGMT TO REVOKE)protectionFOR yOUR.BENEFlCIAliy(^900.) youR. CASH DIVIDEND ACCUMULATIONh,ooo. paid-upINSURANCE- ATAGE ^01,000.®® policyALL yOUR.S «.OR CONTINUEPREMIUMS TOHAVE i 1,000.00CASH SETTLEMENTFOR. you AT.J U.orc. A55l6NMrf4TAUTOMATICAUy RfLEASCD.AGE 22I AGE 32 AGE 50 AGE 59I (Continued from page 1)times gone wrong because they haveassumed that business men in a giv¬en situation would behave in a rea¬sonably intelligent manner.“The professor is likely to beright because his sole desire is tobe right. He has entered the pro¬fession because he is interested inthe pursuit of truth for its own sake.He has no vested interests which heis struggling to protect.“The professor is not always rightabout education, because there hehas vested interests, personal am¬bitions, and ancient habits, all ofwhich he wishes consciously or other¬wise to protect. In education the professor is a practical man. Finally, theprofessor loses his potential right¬ness to the extent to which he be¬comes something else than a profes¬sor.“Professors who ventured fouryears ago to suggest that all wasnot well with our society were putdown by the deafening silence whichgreeted ideas in the Coolidge admin¬istration. Some of them actuallythought that ‘take the governmentout of business’ was a silly slogan.I am prepared to defend the proposi¬tion that the Insull travesty couldhave been avoided if the public hadbeen in any mood to pay attentionto the repeated warnings that issuedfrom the universities in Chicago.“The first phase of that depressionproduced a different attitude. Profes¬sors were now dangerous. Admitted¬ly things were bad; but the less saidthe better. This was the period inwhich Mr. Hoover was preaching thedoctrine of salvation by incantation.“The principal if not the solecriticism that I have heard since Mr.Roosevelt moved the government toWashington is that his advisers areprofessors. It is precisely becausethey are professors that they havesomething to contribute which neith¬er business men nor politicians haveyet afforded. As long as they remainprofessors and become neither poli¬ticians nor business men they willmake this contribution. And this con¬tribution is the application of a clear,distinterested, honest, trained intel¬ligence to the great problems thatconfront us. on theesThe Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:Robert Herzog. Assistant: Tom Bar¬ton.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, “Religion and theGerman Crisis.” Rabbi SolomonFreehof, K. A. M. Temple, at 12 inthe Joseph Bond chapel.Organ music. Frederick Marriott,at 5 in the University Chapel.Disciples club. “Our ChangingCountry.” Professor Fred Eastman,at 6, 1156 East 57th street. luncheon, at 12:45 in Judson courtdining hall.Phi Delta Kappa dinner anddance, at 6:30 in the Cloister club ofIda Noyes.MiscellaneousWomen’s University council, atj 4 :30 in Ida Noyes hall.I Conference of Negro students, “II-j lusions of Racial Supremacy.” As-j sociate professor Louis Worth, at 8,I Ridgeway club, 5536 Indiana avenue.Concert of noontime melodies, at12 in the Reynolds club.Departmental OrganizationsLe Cercle Francais. Presentationof Max Maurey’s “Rosalie,” at 4 :30,5810 Woodlawn avenue. CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE!—Silver Fox Furs.Tawp Dalton Ranch. Dressed scarfs.No retailer’s profit. Plaza 0437.THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOMimeographingandTypewriting OfficeTERM PAPERS — THESESLexington Hall, 5835 University Ave.Phone Midway 0800 — Local 46Sociology club, “Machines and theFuture of Society.” Professor Wil¬liam F. Ogburn, at 7:30 in SocialScience assembly room.Philosophy club, “Individualityand Mechanisms of Control in Biol¬ogy.” Professor Frank R. Lillie, at8 in Social Science 302.Public LecturesDivision of the Social Sciences,“Russia and Bolshevism. ‘War Com¬munism’—1917-21.” Professor Sam¬uel N. Harper, at 3:30 in Social Sci¬ence assembly room.Renaissance society, “Form asMeaning in Poetry and the Arts.”Martin Schutze, professor emeritusof German Literature, at 8:30 in theOriental Institute.Undergraduate OrganizationsMeeting of the Interclub council,at 12 in the North room of IdaNoyes.W. A. A. Sports movie and tea, at12 and 3:30 in Y. W. C. A. room ofIda Noyes.Auxiliary and Advisory Counciltea, at 4 in the library of Ida Noyes.Dames club bridge, at 2 in theSouth reception room of Ida Noyes.Tarpon dress rehear.sal, at 6:30 inIda Noyes pool.Nu Beta Epsilon law fraternity forPARTIESandPARENTSRemember, a 1 w, a y s, thatHotels Windermere are atyour service as they havebeen for many generationsof Midway students. Longexperience has made usadept at arranging Univer¬sity dances, luncheons, din¬ners and parties.And when Mother and Fa¬ther visit you in Chicago,arrange to have them stayhere, conveniently, in apleasant room or suite, at—this year especially—a veryreasonable price.|«(» OH A COHTmuATlON Of HC 1933 SCALS Of SVAtlv; PIfTMeUTKM.(Story on P^ge 1)Thi' ucrotniHtnying chart illustrateit \ aignment of money to the \ It icill be noted that from the 22ndthe dietrihution of the money in-j Gift Fiend, and ages at which ]U)licieK \ to Z2nd year, the contributor's life isrested in the policy, methods of a«-i mature. \ imitred for $1,000, “If the light of reason is ever toguide our people, the seai’ch fortruth must go on unabated, and thetruth when found must be revealedto us. The professors are our dele¬gates, conducting this great enter¬prise in behalf of all the nation.” 14 Years U. of C. ExperienceEXPERT TYPEWRITINGDoctors' and Masters' Dissertationsa SpecialtyLowest RatesLOUISE B. SNOW5658 Ellis AvenuePhone Dorchester 4691 ^otels HjindermereChicago56th St. at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, Managing DirectorAUTHORS!The Daily Maroon and the Chicago Daily News Are in theMarket for Short Short StoriesRules of the Contest1. The stories must be between 700 and 900words in length.2. Only stories typed and double-spaced will beaccepted.3. Place the manuscript in an envelope address¬ed to The Daily Maroon with your own nameoutside.4. Your name must not appear on the manu¬script.5. Write your story, using a plot that will besuitable for dramatization. 6.The deadline for The Daily Maroon shortstory contest is 5 P. M. May 24.The winning story will appear in TheDaily Maroon and the Chicago Daily News.The winner receives a cent a word for hiscontribution.With the co-operation of the Dramatic As¬sociation, a dramatized version of the winningstory will be broadcast over WMAQ.GET YOUR MANUSCRIPT IN EARLY!"1v /DAILY MAROON SPORTSf'age Lour THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1933THAT'S TH€ CW. TflERE AT^€ NOTRICKS IN CAM€LS«JUS7MOR€ €XP£NSIV€ TOBACCOS.TvE FOUNT) OUT THAT*|T5MORE fUN TO KNOW^ABOUTCIGARCTTES.ED. >OU ALWAYSKNOW EI/ERYTHING,ED. WANT A CIG¬ARETTE ? THANKS, I'MGLAD TO SEETHAT youSMOKE CAMaS,KAY.Camels are made fromfiner, more expensivetobaccos than anyother popular brand.That’s why they giveyou more pleasure.It’s the tobacco thatcounts! ,HOW IN the WORLD DIDTHE MAGICIAN MAKE THATBIRD CAGE VANISH IN THEMAGIC ACT WE SAW TONIGHT?League Leading IllinoisTeam Takes Easy Winfrom Maroon Nine, 20-7Home Squad Totals 12Errors to TakeLoss No. 7 BIG TEN STANDINGThe Chicago Maroons yesterdaygave away a slow, uninterestingbaseball game to the league-leadingUniversity of Illinois team by thelopsided score of 20 to 7. Four Ma¬roon pitchers could do little againstthe twelve errors committed by thehome team. Illinois pounded out 18hits to Chicago’s 9. It was the Ma¬roons’ seventh straight conferencedefeat.Illinois jumped into the lead withfour runs on as many hits off Pitch¬er Bob Langford in the opening inn¬ing. They scored two runs again inthe second or no hits through nofault of Straske, the second Chicagopitcher. The Maroons scored once intheir half of the second on a longhome run by Bill Comerford overthe center-field fence.Straske held the Illini in check forfive innings, allowing but one run,a home run by Frink, visiting firstbaseman, and five hits from thethird through the seventh innings.In the meantime, Chicago scored onerun on a hit by Jim Lewis, a walkto Comerford, and an error by Carl¬son, starting Illinois pitcher.Two doubles, two singles, and twoerrors by Decker on sure doubleplay balls which combined to scorefour runs finished Straske in theeighth. In the last half of the inn¬ing, Decker’s first hit in fourteentrips to the plate, was followed bya base on balls to Lewis and a singleby Beeks. That was enough forCarlson and Smith, who relieved him,was touched for a single by NedMunn which hit scored the two menon base.Reul showed little of the skillwhich he exhibited in the one inningwhich he pitched against Minnesotalast Saturday and in the ninth thefive walks which he allowed combin¬ W. L. Perc.Illinois 1 .875Minnesota .... . . . 4 1 .800Indiana . . . 3 1 .750Michigan . . . 3 1 .750Northwestern . . . 3 2 .600Purdue . . . 2 2 .500Wisconsin .... ... 2 3 .400Iowa . . . 1 2 .333Ohio State . . . . . . 0 5 .000Chicago . . . 0 7 .000ed with four hits off him and Bak¬er to score nine more runs for thedownstate team.Three walks, two errors, and ahit by Levin, his third of the gameand his ninth out of the last fifteentimes at bat, scored the final threeruns for the Maroons.The summary:Illinois ...420 100 049—20 18 4Chicago ..010 100 023— 7 9 12Batteries: Carlson, Smith andChervinko; Langford, Straske, Reul,Baker, and J. Lewis. Pairings for I-MBaseball FinalsDrawn for Todayj With most of the games in the In-I tramural playground ball tourna-I ment completed as far as the finalsI of the games in each league, thedrawings for the play-offs will beheld this afternoon at 1, in the I-Moffice to determine the players forthe championship of the group. Thefirst and second place winners ineach of the leagues have mostly beendecided, although some of the placeshave yet to be settled.In the Alpha League, the winnersare Kappa Sigma, first, and SigmaAlpha Epsilon, second; in the BetaLeague, Pi Lambda Phi, first, andAlpha Sigma Pi, in second place.Kappa Nu came out first in the Gam¬ma League, and Beta Theta Pi andthe Jones Chemical Laboratory teamhave not played their decidinggame for second place. In the DeltaLeague, the Phi Beta Delta team wonfirst place, the Tekes and the PhiSigma Delta players having to fightit out for second place honors.In a fast and decisive game yester¬day, the Judson Court Team trimmedthe Optimists to the score of 12 to3. Thus they earned the first placein the Epsilon League. This was theonly game scheduled yesterday. Indiana Favoritein Big Ten TrackMeet TomorrowOn the eve of the start of the BigTen track and field championshipsIndiana and Michigan loom as fav¬orites in the annual classic. Judgedon the basis of their performances inthe dual and triangular meets so farthis season, the Hoosiers and theWolverines should continue theirbattle of the indoor season, startedin the fieldhouse last winter, whenthey meet tomorrow and Saturdayon Dyche field. In the indoor cham¬pionship Indiana nosed out Michiganby* four points.Illinois, third in the indoor meet,does not present a sufficiently bal¬anced team to threaten the favorites,but the Illini should finish third.Wisconsin, after a fair performancein the triangular meet with Chicagoand Northwestern, ought to finishfourth.Individual performances in themeet should result in two or threenew records. Jack Keller of OhioState may crack Lee Sentman’s con¬ference record of 14.4 seconds inthe high hurdles.Charles Hornbostel, the Indianamiler, has a good chance of breakinga 16 year old record set by Fall ofOberlin. NETSTERS LOOM ASSERIOUS THREAT INRIG TEN MATCHESPlay in Preliminary Roundsof Singles and DoublesBegins TodayThe Maroon net men, who seemto have the Conference dual meettitle safely in their grasp, face amore difficult task this week-end, asthey begin play today at Champaignin the preliminary matches of theBig Ten singles and doubles cham¬pionships. Two rounds in the singlesand one in the doubles will compriseboth today’s and tomorrow’s pro¬grams, while finals in the individualmatches and semi-finals and finals inthe doubles make up Saturday’splay.Out of a field of more than 30entrants. Max Davidson and TrevorWei.ss, Maroon No. 1 and 2 men whohave not lost a set in competitionthis year, stand out as strong pos¬sibilities of reaching the final round.*of the singles, and as a team to alsowin their way to the closing bracket*of the doubles.Davidson’s cannon-ball servicesand faultless accuracy of placement shots should enable him to easilyprogress through the earlier^ roundswhile Weiss’s tricky serves and.steady all-around game snould makethe going tough for the opposition.Max and Trev have also demonstrat¬ed their superior ability in playingtogether as a unit where Davidson’snet game and WeLss’s speed inranging the court put them at a tre¬mendous advantage.Having benefitted much from num¬erous practice sessions with CoachStagg on the finer points of tech¬nique, Captain Herman Ries ha.^steadily improved his game since thebeginning of the season to a pointwhere he should prove invaluable ingaining points for the team total.Ell Patterson’s type of hard-smash¬ing play should prove difficult foropponents to solve. Ries and Patter¬son as a doubles team have just be¬gun to approach the standard set byDavidson and Weiss.The local racket men will meettheir hardest foes in the Gophersfrom Minnesota. Britzius and Scher¬er are defending doubles championswhile the latter’s brother and Col¬lins will prove tough nuts to crack.In the singles division a star fieldconsisting of Britzius and Scherer,Bailey and Hands of Illinois, Siegalof Michigan, and Tetting of North¬western will vie with the Chicagoboys for positions in the final brackets.Award Sweatersto 46 FootballTeam CandidatesThe awarding of 46 sweaters forspring football practice was approv¬ed yesterday by Athletic Director A.A. Stagg from the list of recom¬mendations of Coach Clark Shaugh-nessy. The awards are classified inthree divisions: awards for satisfac¬tory attendance and accomplishment,awards for satisfactory attendanceor accomplishment, and numerals.The awards for attendance and ac¬complishment go to Bob Aufden-spring, Ralph Balfanz, 'Bill Berg, JayBerwanger, Merritt Bush, Vin Clark,Ed Cullen, Tarzan Deems, ErnestDix, Jim Gold, Keith Hatter, CasparHilton, Bill Lang, Bill Langley,Wally Maneikis, Harry Nacey, WallyNyquist, Ellmore Patterson, Bob Per-retz, Wayne Rapp, John Rice, VinSahlin, /Bart Smith, Ed Thompson,Bob Wallace, Ed Wolfenson, andCapt. Peter Zimmer.Recipients of awards for attend¬ance or accomplishment are TonyAlesanskas, B. Anderson, GlennBreen, Tommy Flinn, Ed Freidman,Nap Gladman, 'Paul Goldstein, JohnGoucher, John Hight, Bob Lindahl,Walter Pekusko, Gordon Peterson,Frank Spearing, Ralph Waldo,George Watrous, and George Wem-ple.Numeral winners are William Ken¬dall, Stanley Mainoski, and Ra3rmondPokela.COJ^EOE18 S. Michig-an Ave. TeLRand. 1575. 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