■■' ''■ '■,'«■ ’ ■%.■■■'«' '' •■'. • liiPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1933iatlg iiarnonFOUNDED 1901The Daily Maroon is the otTicial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fcr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing Editor-TOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherJane BiesenthalWilliam GoodsteinBetty Hansen ASSOCIATE EDITORSRobert HerzogDavid C. LevineEdward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. MontgomeryEldward G. Schaller Vincent NewmanSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn Barden Robert Hasterlik Howard RichTom Barton Howard Hudson Sue RichardsonClaire Danziger David Kutner Jeanette RifasNoel Geraon Dan MacMaster Florence WishnickDugald McDougallSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman Fred Gundvum William O'DonnellRobert Samuels editor of The Daily Maroon acquaint himself withconditions at International House and the qualihca-1tions of the directorate and the services rendered^by the personnel before he again subjects it to |his editorial comments.“The writers fully appreciate the opportunity 'so generously accorded them by Mr. Thompson,editor-in-chief of the Maroon, to reply to state¬ments which they believe to be inaccurate.”(Signed) Vladimir C. Svetonov; Willian P.Alexander; Donald C. G. McKay; James J. Quinn;Edworda Williams; Alfredo Manat; Kostis T.Argoe; G. Robertson; David Closseu; WalterKaczonarek; Dr. Isomu Tashtn; Y. Watanabe. FRATERNITY MENSMARTEST, REGENTSURVEY CONCLUDESScholastic averages at a majorityof North Central colleges show a THEATERbyMaxine CreviatonRoger Pryorin‘RIDDLE ME THIS”'at the Princes*Riddle? Guess! No. It’s not a mys- Virginia Ware as a very perturbedand outraged apartment owner whois not only inclined to be gossipy, butindulge® this inclination freely. Ad¬dison 0. Randall, purposely groomedas the lover, brings to mind a stere¬otype which has arisen in our mod¬ern society—the perennial gigolo!On the whole, it is a light pla,\,well done by experienced actors whricarry their parts easily and withoutstrain. It is not intensely dramatic-but then, we don’t like a steadyhigher rating for fraternity men j play—why, you saw the doctor | diet of O’Neill every night.than for non-fratern*ty, accordingto a surv’ey recently completed bythe National Interfraternity Confer¬ence. Forty of the 70 national or¬ganizations in the Inter-fraternityConference reported higher country¬wide averages last year.Scholarship in the past five yearshas shown a steady improvement, ac¬cording to the survey. Fraternitystandings have moved from a pointbelow the non-fraternity mark to aposition considerably higher than theall-men’s figures, which include both PLEDGINGIt is obvious that extreme differences of opinionand evaluation exist between two large groups ofstudents living in International House. It was real¬ization of the presence of these two factions, anddisgust with' the conflict and unfortunate atmo¬sphere which this different of opinion is creating,thwarting the true possibilities of the institution,that has caused The Daily Maroon to discuss the I unaf-filiated students.matter at all. IIt is now the urgent request of this publication ' study of the data collect-, j ed has prompted the scholar.>;hip com-that an open conference between representatives 1 mittee of the Conference to statethat national groups are makingtheir members ‘‘sc'holarship con¬scious.” Greater interest in scholas¬tic records i.s removing much of thegrounds for criticism directed to¬ward fraternities and fraternitysystems, the committee believes.Night Editor: Robert E. HerzogAssistant: David KutnerFriday, April 21, 1933 of the administration of International House, eachof the two student groups involved, and membersof the International House Board of Governors,including specifically Deans Works and Gilkey,be held to settle this difficulty and eliminate theseconditions, whatever they may actually be.The Daily Maroon now takes no side in thematter. But it continues to deplore a situation Remarkable gains last year weremade at Browm University, Mas.sa-chusetts Institute of- Technologj', strangle his wife when the playopened! But how a play, then? Oh.there’s no doubt of its being a play:,The point is, the whole order is j phi Pi Phi announces the pledgingreversed, just as Roger Pryor had of Ellsworth C. Power of Tacoma,promised it would be at the Dra-1 Washington.matic Association tea in the after- j —noon. The audience is in on the .se-! The owner of the .student handcret—but the players aren’t. The | laundry at Princeton left town ro-players finally guess, true, and it i cently with all the cash assets amitakes them a long time, we admit. | the shop equipment.But meanwhile the spectators sit, jagitatedly trying to inform the puz-i Of A CCiPim A r>Qzled characters about the doctor’s!guilt.You never do quite understandwhy the doctor didn’t commit sui¬cide in the first place instead of car¬rying you through three very tangledacts. You have no indication that heactually loved his wife; yet he want¬ed her lover to die and planted theevidence against him. Philip Lord LOST—Ring. Heavy gold setting.Brown cameo stone. Lost in Classicsor Social Science. Reward. Return toDiana Gaines, 1640 E. 50th St., Fair-fax 6939.time that the matter be settled. The conference i -'^ity of Cincinnati, chapters whichsuggested should be held at once, the foreign stu¬dent group given an opportunity to present theircase, and the necessary decisions and adjust¬ments made.—W. E. T.THE OTHER SIDEIn this column yesterday serious criticism wasdirected against the administration of InternationalHouse with regard to some of its policies, thecriticism being motivated by reports of dissatis- !faction upon the part of many foreign students,and by evidence within the House of considerable ;. . >UHIIIIIillllliniinil!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIUIIIIIUIIIUIIII«IIINIIUniUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIItlll:IIIIIUIi!lll!:llltliill,U,lillli:ill..lllUHHIIIIIIII|llUtlMirillconflict, unfriendliness arid other characteristics' |alien to the purposes and atmosphere of such an ' |institution.The information which suggested yesterday’seditorial was brought to The Daily Maroon byrepresentatives of a group sufficiently large to war¬rant adequate attention and space for presentationof their grievances and point of view. Forty-twostudent residents subsequently endorsed the edi¬torial.Upon the appearance of the editorial, anothergroup of residents in the House has challengedits facts and statements, and has requested anopportunity to register their disapproval of its con- ! .VOir IT CAN BE TOLDwhere petty bickering, petitions, protest meetings, Columbia University, North. . , ... . , , DakoU State, Lafayette College,growing prejudice, and personalities are involved, and the University of Wisconsin inWhat ever may be the true right and wrong of! the order named. Individual record.^the differences in opinion as to the present ad-1 Kappa Nu at Ala- ^ministralive policy of International House, it is high I Acada afthe Univer! ^“"Tytkaranrwile^eT," pe?Te'! FOR RENT—Beautiful 2y2 roomapt. furn. or unfurn. Gas, elec, re¬in this husband role is more suave R^nt reas. 100% .service,and controlled than evei. an actor! Ellis Ave. Agent on premise.-,is nonnally expected to be. The thir-!teen other parts are well cast, on'the whole, but it is naturally RogerPryor who dominates. Transformedfrom the simpering lover in “There’s.41ways Juliet,” which his followers.saw' last fall, he now becomes the!tO'Ugh guy at police headquarters, icynical, hard-headed, wise. The agil-,ity with which he ha.s managed to fit jboth roles is no mean talent. His vis- ja-vis in the present piece is John an | (Stnilce <7 Pie a sure -The Travelling Bazaar II By Jerry Jontry |REPRINTED FROM YESTERDAY'S MAROONBaylor University boasts of a coedwho can disjoint both her hips andher arms; has double knees; is knock-kneed; has an eye in which the mus¬cle is paralyzed; is minus a rib; hasa cracked skull; has one toe cut offand yet looks perfectly normal andtakes part in sports and activities. |—now w'e know where Maude Phelps Hutchinsgets her models for Diagrammatics. had ratings considerably above thehalf-way mark between the all¬men’s average and a perfect scoreon their respective campuses.The survey completed by the In-terfratemity Conference included153 educational institutions with anapproximate enrollment of 250,000,of whom nearly 70,000 men aremembers of national groups belong¬ing to the Conference. porter. But Kirk’.s eye for femalebeauty proves the ruinous motivationfor this play which does not find ac¬tual impetus until Act II, and a.ssur-rt'dly Gallaudet’s Is a roving eye.Not least prominent in the cast areDonald Foster and Ruth Edell, gang¬ster and moll respectively, who, inin this dramatic era of many gang¬sters and too many molls, offer morein their characterizations than themajority of such actors. Or there is Try our home cookedSUNDAY DINNERS50 CentsPoultryRoast MeatsDelicious Steaksand Chops1335 E. 57th St.tents. The Daily Maroon makes available its edi- ^torial column today for this purpose: |“Many of the residents of International Houselook upon the editorial in The Daily Maroon ofApril 20, 1933 as unfortunate. The views ex¬pressed represent much too small a sampling ofopinion in the House. Representatives of twenty-three foreign countries have expressed confidence |in the directorate and their appreciation of its jwork. House residents recognize the difficulty of jgetting under way an institution of this kind and jare ready to co-operate sympathetically with the |House officials. It would be regrettable if an in- icorrect impression of the attitude of residents of jthe House should dampen the interest on the cam¬pus in an interesting and valuable institution.Most residents find the House valuable and stim¬ulating; most of them appreciate the opportunitiesit offers for contact with people of other coun¬tries. It is already a cultural asset to the com¬munity.“The suggestion that ‘espionage’ and ‘suppres¬sion of free speech’ exist would appear to comefrom an inaccurate and biased observer. The at¬titude of the administration, as many of the resi¬dents see it, has been to allow free expression onall occasions and criticism has been solicited andwelcomed by the directorate. It is provided in the-constitution of International House that the coun¬cil meet four times a school year. The executivecouncil and various sub-committees have met as jfrequently as business required. j“The writer of the editorial of .April 20th stated |that the basis upon which he wrote the editorial jwas obtained from fragmentary statements made 'to him by less than half a dozen displeased in- jdividuals. The editorial “Foreign Students Still |Lack a Real Home on This Campus’’ which ap¬peared in the Maroon of April 20th' Is a gross mis¬representation of the opinions and attitudes ofmost of the foreign students. We suggest that the The Foster Hall catTo the Beecher Hall kittySaid "Really, my dear,I think it’s a pityThat vshile we are starvingFor evdn one more mouse.All that they give usIs one iveekly Dorm-Mouse!With Sandman and WinterAnd Cramer aiirf HiettLiving in FosterIs simply a riot.But while they are happyOn phone calls and strifeWe Foster Hall felindsLead a dog’s life!”Arabella.* * *Tonight’s your last chance to get your formalsand tuxes out for the last big social event ofthe season—the Military Ball. One boy askedme if he had to have a uniform to get in—andI told him no that all he had to do was to buy a' ticket and look dumb and everybody would thinkhe w’as a soldier. But there seems to be a goodlycrowd of “worthies” going, so shell out your ^pen-nies and I’ll see you tonight.« » ¥Poor little Rosalie Green—her family movedthe other day while Rosalie was at school andwhen she came homd they were gone—and shedidn’t know tvhere to find them. Her tears werefinally dried when the Maroon staff concentratedfm the case and located the Greens at their newaddress. I wonder if there is any chance of some¬one’s moving Cobh Hall between today and to¬morrow.' * ♦ ♦BRING ’EM BACK ALIVEwas reenacted yesterday at International Housewhen one of the school teacher boarders tore upa police ticket for parking—and tore it up rightin the policeman’s face (something I have oftenlonged to do but never dared). Then on top ofthat, when the cop stepped out in front of thecar to stop her she ran him down and kept righton going. Later when a whole squad of bullswalked into the lobby of International house toarrest -her, the little lady sneaked out the backway—but a trap had been laid and now she is acaptive behind the bars. Things are picking Uip. Whats one mans opinion?Not very much, but when hundreds are agreeingdaily that the Maid-Rite sets the standards for ser¬vice, quality, and price, it must be so.If you don’t trust anyone’s opinion but your own,try one of our special luncheons at thirty-five centsor those fifty cent dinners that are high-spots in manycollege careers. This indeed, will convince you thatstudents are right in their convicitions that Maid-^^^ite service is fast and eflu^ient; jthat the food is thejjj.! •best you can buy; and the pricfe, of course, i*tremely moderate. is ex-The Maid-Rite Grill1309 Elast 57th Street- - - AND - - -The Madd-Rite Sandwich Shop^ ^ 1320 East 57th StreetOPEN FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT UNTIL 2:30 A.M.mmV- it/.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, APRIL 21. 1933 Page ThreeSOCIETYbySUZANNEWell, folks, tonight’s the night!T!i girls are sewing buttons on theiri,„ig white gloves and the boys aremilking sure that their uniforms arei,i good condition, in preparation forthr^ big event of the spring seasonthe Military Ball! No foolin’, itp onises to be something that you,li, iildn’t miss. I’d want to go if onlyt,. lo little Sara Gwin hold up oneof an arch of roses, while tallk: ;-gay Black supports the other., i * proof of the inequality of na-.r-. Fond parents are glad thatI , .,ms don’t come oftener than threetimes a year, for their daughters al-w .\> feel that they deserve new for-nmls for the occasions (and they. ('in to get them, too!).The good old Blackhawk is havinganother college night this evening1: i Hal Kemp fans. Dorothy Duna¬way will sing ballads blue, and Dave.i.uiwin will dance, all for your, r :i 1 tainment.Saturday night, I hope, will findymi all recovered from the rigors ofHILL S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.We Feature Noonday Luncheon25cEvening Dinner 35cSunday Dinner 50cServed on 2nd FloorFOR COLLEGE GIRLSonly...kl. ■ tkn$imtm km !• 9m4 iAfcll l.MflMOSBIl BtJBlNBBB COLUM11« S.^ a night of dancing, ready to see thepolo games at the Armory. Cham¬pionship, that’s what they are, andterribly exciting to watch (especial¬ly dodging the tanbark which keepsspattering in your face). After that,it’s your bounden duty to dash downto the 'Bal Tabarin, where Boyd Ra-ben’s orchestra is going to play forthe evening. The Sherman hotel ishaving an orchestral popularity con¬test, and as Boyd is a sophomore ChiPsi here, w'e really ought to helpmake the home town boy make goodby swarming to hear his music.If you don’t want to dress up twonights in a row, you might try theChanning Club’s Hard Times party,which is being given tomorrow eve¬ning in the Unitarian church rectory.Bob Storer, the ballroom dancer ofBlackfriars last year, is in charge ofthe dance, which promises to besomething pretty special.The first Deke tea of the quartertakes place at their chapter houseSunday afternoon. If they have theirnow-famous chocolate cake, therewill be a lOO^f turnout, for It Satis¬fies!As you’ve no doubtless been see¬ing in the downtown papers’ societycolumns, the Kenwood Club’s styleshow la.st Wednesday night was a bigsuccess. Bobby Vail and JimmyMarkham, Ethel Ann Gordon andGeorge W'emple, and Peggy TiUing-hast and Jerry Jontry, also attestedthat it was. It was a dinner dance,and though our Jerry was stiff af¬terwards (he’s getting old!) he said;t was worth it.SCHOOLEY SELECTS26 MEN TO ACT INBLACKFRIARS SHOW(Continued from page 1)will be the villain of the piece whenhe enacts the part of the Northwest¬ern University professor, Guttle-punch. Baker, as John, will play thejuvenile lead whose money and in¬genuity bring about a happy ending.BLACKHAWK presents another college show atabout 1 I o’clock tonight. The following studententertainers will perform:Dorothy Dunaway, prominent singer of Mirror.Dave Jadwin, eccentric dancer of Blackfriars.Mary Anderson, deep voiced singer.Grace Muelhoefer, clever dancer.Three Spasms, featured on April 19 Pennzoil program.HAL KEMP and HisORCHESTRAThe Students* FavoriteA smart floor show featuringDEANE JANIS, SoloistRUTH PRYOR, Premiere Danseuse, ChicagoCivic Opera Co.DIANE and DeMAR, Character Dancers.00A Full Course Dinner—All for 1BLACKHAWabash at Randolph WILL SOMEONE TAKESPONSOR NUMBER 11TO MIUTARY BALL?Daily MaroonNight editor for next issue: Eu¬gene Patrick. Assistant: John Bar¬den.Music and Religious ServicesNoontime melodies, from 12 to 1in the Reynolds club.Organ music, at 5 in the Univer¬sity chapel. Porter Heaps.Divinity chapel, at 12 in JosephBond chapel. “Long Views,” Assist¬ant professor Alderton, of the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary.Public Lectures“The Crisis in the Far East:China, From Boxerism to JapaneseInvasion.” Professor MacNair, at3:30 in Social Science Assemblyroom.“Wanted: A New Illinois PoorLaw,” Professor Sophonisba P.Breckenridge, at 6:45 in Fullertonhall, the Art Institute.“Philosophy versus Pragmatism,”Associate Professor Mortimer Adler,at 8, Social Science Assembly room.British club. Professor Henry M.Leppard, at 8, Ida Noyes library.Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. Cosy, 3:30, Ida Noyeshall.Pegasus, 3:30, Ida Noyes hall.German club, from 4 to 6, IdaNoyes library.Federation, at 12, Ida Noyes northroom.Freshman Women, at 12, IdaNoyes Green room.Burette and Balance, from 7:30 to11, Ida Noyes hall.Walther League, 6, Ida Noyes hall.MiscellaneousOrchestra rehearsal, at 7 in Man-del hall.Renaissance society, exhibition ofA Century of Progress photographs, Ifrom 2 to 5 in 205 Wieboldt hall. iIISATURDAY, APRIL 22 ISocial Events jSlavonic club, dinner dance. Inter¬national house, 7-1.Kappa Sigma, informal party,6:30-1.Dames club, at 2:45, Ida Noyestheater.Achoth, at 2:30, Ida Noyes library. Oh, ye University men and wom¬en, listen to the distressful wail ofSponsor Number Eleven, who might ibe any of the long-faced, pale-faced,bleary-eyed dames who smile expect¬antly yet despairingly at every like¬ly looking twirp on campus.(Haven’t you noticed?) And in theCoffee Shop she hears ,“The Military [Ball!”—“Yes, A1 Kvale!”—“My date'. . . her date . . . .”And is her face green!?! She gazessadly at her Daily Maroon. Her chindrops; her forehead rises; hercheeks fall in; in short, her face isgetting long. She reads “Ninth Mili¬tary Ball at South Shore,” “MilitaryBall April 21,” “Personality by Pic¬ture—Jontry.” “Roses and UniformsFeature Military Ball,” “Bids Only—$3.25.” Ah, Utopia!Beer has brought her no prosper¬ity. .. .just despair-ity! She gathersup her Maroon, lifts her chin, pullsup her shoulders, stands up, and de¬fies the force of gravity. And as sheleaves a penny tip for the waiter,she comforts herself with, “Butwon’t they be sorry—these flamingyouths. . . .when I’ve finished Beeth¬oven’s “Unfinished Sympathy?” MUSICByDAVID C. LEVINE ment of Music—not, of course, tothe exclusion of the more pretentiousquarterly concerts. The value of theorchestra lies in its ability to playmusic, and a great deal of music.More popular concerts will only en¬hance that value.Unemployment Recreation group,evening, Ida Noyes hall.MiscellaneousRenaissance society, A Century ofProgress photograph exhibition, from2 to 5, 205 Wieboldt hall. With the presentation of its first“pop” concert, to be given Sunday at8 in Mandel hall, the University Sym¬phony Orchestra enters upon a newera in its life.This “new era” is—beside beingnew—an era in which the orchestrashould reach the peak of its develop¬ment. The ability to present such aconcert in addition to preparing forthe three-day Brahms Festival nextmonth shows conclusively that thegroup has become an adult organiza¬tion, whose powers far ti'anscendthose of the “promising infant” oflast year.Sunday’s concert, then, should beof especial interest to those whohave watched the orchestra grow dur¬ing the past two years. The scope ofthe program, together with the ex¬tremely “popular” admission priceof 25 cents, combine to insure acrowded house. The “Coriolanus”overture, of Beethoven, Schubert’sEighth Symphony (the “Unfinished”)Strauss’s “Fledermaus” o v e r -ture, and “Finlandia, by Sibelius, willbe played. Howard Talley, instructorin the department of Music, will con¬duct.It is to be hoped that popular con¬certs, similar to the one scheduledfor Sunday, will become regular fea¬tures of the program of the depart¬ FRENCH Summer SchoolResidential Summer School (co¬educational) June 26—July 29.Only French spoken. Fee $160.Board and Tuition. Elementary,Intermediate, Advanced. Writefor circular to Secretary, Resi¬dential French Summer School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMONTREAL, CANADASUNDAY, APRIL 23Music and Religious ServicesUniversity religious services, at 11in University chapel. Reverend HarryEmerson Fosdick.Sunday Serenade, from 10 to 11in Reynolds club.University Symphony orchestra, at8 in Mandel hall.Vesper service, at 4:30 in the Uni¬versity chapel. Arthur M. Bethel-son.Social EventsDelta Kappa Epsilon, Tea, 3-6.Kappa Beta Pi, at 3 in Ida Noyeshall. IAlumni club tea for high schools, |at 3 in Ida Noyes library.Junior auxiliary of Temple Isaiah—Israel, 51st and Greenwood. Teadance at 3. Ethon Hyman’s orchestra.Open to all University students. ORIENTAL GARDENS23 West Randolph St.COOL, FOAMYGERMAN BEERwith PretzelsNo Cover ChargeNo Minimum ChargeHenri Gendron and HisAmbassadorswith Verne Buck, Lillian Robertsand Jack ReadNoon Lunches Reduced to 45cDinner, 65cAll other prices ttreatly reduced and he gay all the xvayTY/NFN there's soniething doingWevery hour how the hours lly!On Ui h J Srure and AmericanIdcrciia-.i Liiieij you n liud your owncrowd aboard, enjoying fun that’splanned /or Americans.For only $90 you can sail on aroomy, comfortable,"one class’’Amer-ican Merchant Liner direct to London... for $102.!'0 you can sail in Tor.ristClass on the or Manhattan— the fastest Cabin liners in the world;for $108.50 you can sail TouristClass (m the monster express linerLtiial'uin. Ai u in ipe $3 to $3 aday will covtL liv:...^ and tr.'.eliiigexpenses amply.UNITED STATES LINESAMEIHCAN MERCHANT LINESRoosevelt Steamship Co., Inc.Ct-rn’riil Agents216 No. Michigan Ave. Chicago \\^CliAgents Lteryuhere■k-kirit'k-kirirhm 00 orohtnThe Church ofTHE REDEEMER(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. White, Episcopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon, 1 1 :00 A. M.Evensong and Sermon, 5:00 P. M,Three services every week-day. Church opendaily for prayer and meditation. THE FIRST UNITARIANCHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 23, 19331 :00 A. M.—“After the Feast,” by Dr. VonOgden Vogt.4:00 P. M. — CHANNING CLUB TEA.Unitarian Parish House. ^‘A Forum onLiberal Education,” Prof. Fred B. Mil-lett. Chairman.THINK THIS OVERThere is this to be said for newspaper ad¬vertising: It doesn’t shout at you when you aretrying to concentrate on something else, itdoesn’t obscure the view and mar the landscape,it doesn’t interrupt your enjoyment of a goodgrand opera program, it doesn’t clutter up yourmail and your waste basket, it doesn’t make you turn to page 7 and then shuffle through 18more pages to finish your story, it doesn’t clut¬ter up your front yard or obtrude itself onto theseat of your motor car on Saturday afternoons.It is like a well trained servant—never intrud¬ing or making itself obnoxious, but alwaysquietly at hand ready to give service when calledupon.—Bangor (Mich.) Advance.DAILY MAROON SPORTSFage Four FRIDAY, APRIL 21. 1933BETIi,D.U.,Z.B.T., 'Fundamentals,B & B WIN FIRST Scrimmage FillBASEBAIL TUTS MAROONS TRIM WHEATON;READY FOR BIG TEN OPENERTODAY’S GAMES3:15 Sigma Chi v». Alpha Sigma PhiPhi Delta Theta vs. Sigma Al¬pha Epsilon4:15 Delta Tau Delta vs. Tau DeltaPhiDelta Upsilon, Zeta Beta Tau, Bur¬ette and Balance, and Beta Theta Piwere victorious in yesterday’s intra¬mural baseball games played at 59thand Cottage. A fifth game, sched¬uled between Alpha Tau Omega andthe Jones, w'as postponed until Tues¬day.Large scores and loose playingcharacterized all the games duringthe afternoon. The most hotly con¬tested game was between Beta ThetaPi and the Chinese Students Associa¬tion in which the former won by ascore of 14-13.Delta Upsilon easily defeated PhiPi Phi by a 22-5 score in a sluggingfest. Mullenbach and Slater led the iscoring for the victors with four iruns each. In the second and fifth jinnings. Delta Upsilon crossed the |home plate seven and eight times Ir^espectively. |In six innings, Zeta Beta Tau won |an easy game from Sigma Nu, the |final score being 17-4. Simon andLivingston each made three hits. Sig-1ma Nu went to bat first and made Ithree runs, but their opponents camethrough with six tallies in the lasthalf of the first inning. The victors |were not passed again during the en-1tire game. Panama and Kutner each thammered out homeruns for Z. B. T.In the fourth game of the day’s iplay. Burette and Balance had no dif-1ficulty in downing Alpha Delta Phi |by a 16-6 score. At no time during,the game were the victors seriously iworried about Ajipha Delts'’ weakhitting. Coach Clark Shaughnessy, assistedby Julian Lopez, Nels Norgren, andA. A. Stagg, Jr., sent a squad of thir¬ty-seven men through two hours oftackling, blocking, and punting, fol¬lowed by a scrimmage, yesterday af-1temoon. Three backfields went ithrough their paces under the watch-!ful eye of the three coaches. The Jgroup under Shaughnessy’s personal |supervision included Zimmer, Ber-1wanger, Nyquist, and Flinn. |The kicking assignments, under |the direction of Nels Norgren, have ibeen given to Zimmer, Sahlin, Bart |ISmith, and Berwanger. Sahlin, espe- jcially, has been practicing at drop-kicking. He, Cullen, and Lang are |leading candidates for the quarter-1back position. !Merritt Bush, formerly a tackle, jhas been shifted to center by Shaugh-1nessy. He is destined to play an jimportant part in stabilizing the cen-!ter of the line. The rest of the line ishows Perretz and Rapp at the iguards. Rice and Maneikis at the itackles, and Belfanz and Bart Smithholding down the end positions. jAs to the outlook. Coach Shaugh-1nessy stated, “The squad is doing ivery well without any casualties yet. iIn fact, we are worried more overcasualties in Dean Works’ office thanthose on the field. We hope all themen stay eligible.’’ Sherwin Makes Good inStart; ReuI ShowsWildness StBARGEMAN LEADSWRESTLING TEAMMarvin Bargeman was elected cap¬tain of next season’s wrestling teamat a meeting, of varsity grapplers inBartlett gym yesterday noon. Barge¬man is a member of Phi Beta Deltaand a “C” man. This past season hewas one of the most consistent scor¬ers on the team, placing fourth inthe conference 145-pound division. Wheaton, Ill., Apr. 20.—The Ma- ^roons took their final practice game ;before the Big Ten opener from'Wheaton college today by a 7 to 2 ;score. Saturday Wisconsin invadesGreenwood field and Johnnie Baker,who trimmed Notre Baker last week, ,will probably hurl.Bill Sherw'in, Maroon midget, start¬ed his first game and did a remark¬able job. At the end of six innings,at which time he left the game. Billhad given up four hits, struck outtwo, and walked one; meanwhile hismates had piled up a five run leadfor him. Tom Reul was then givena chance to show his stuff, but haddifficulty in locating the plate, walk¬ing six men in the three innings heworked. Four of these walks in oneinning, followed by a hit gave theTigers their two runs.Levin StarsTed Decker, playing shortstop, wasprobably the busiest man on thefield, handling 12 chances and con¬tributing several fielding gems. EdBeeks, at first, also turned in acouple of nice plays. But the great¬est play of the day was Davie Le¬vin’s running one-handed catch ofVeth’s line drive in the fifth. Thiscompensated for Davie’s bad day atbat, he having failed to hit the ballout of the infield. Once, however, herallied and drew a pass. For his en¬deavors, Levin was presented with atoken of esteem by the locals.Although their batting was not ex¬tremely heavy, the Chicagoans madetheir hits count, only two of them go¬ing to waste. The other five hits weregood for seven runs.3 Run RallyBeeks opened the scoring drive inthe second with a pass on four pitch¬ed balls. Offill dumped one downthe third base line and beat it out for a hit. Then Munn walked, filling thebases. Berkson, playing in left, droveone run in with a fly to deep cen¬ter, and after Sherwin walked. Deck¬er drove in Offill and Munn with asingle.In the third the Pagemen cameright back for two more. With onegone, Beeks doubled to right centerand came home on Munn’s Texasleague single to short right, Munntaking second on the throw-in. Nedstole third and, after Berlo^on walk¬ed reached home on the double steal.The Maroons maintained a 5 to 0lead throughout Sherwin’s tenure,but when Reul began to give awayruns, they thought it about time toadd to their total. Accordingly,Walsh, playing third, opened theninth with a single, stole second, andtook third on Decker’s bouncer toshort. Wehling then doubled, drivingWalsh and Decker across for the fin¬al tallies.Summary: 'Chicago 032 000 002—7 7 2Wheaton 000 000 020—2 6 2Batteries—Sherwin, Ruel and Of¬fill; Kraber and Ray, Wilson.ENTER 3-WAY MEETMaroon chances of winning thefirst outdoor track meet of the' sea¬son, a triangular meet with NorthCentral and Armour Saturday, arerosy in the opinion of Coach Mer-rian. Coach Merriam bases his opin¬ion on the fact that the Maroons havebeaten them in the indoor meet.SPEEDWRITINCTHE WONDER SHORTHANDIn « weeks you take rapid dictation andtranscribe notes accurately. Not a machine.Both sexes. Adults only. Very low cost.Many colleKe Kraduates.FREE DEMONSTRATIONSCHICAGO BUSINESS COLLEGE.4th Floor. 190 N. Sute. FYanklin 4122.(Walter Harris. B. S., M. A.. Pres.) Nine Candidatesfor Golf TeamVie for Positions. !Nine candidates for the varsity |golf squad yesterday played 18 holeson the Olympia Fields course as thebeginning round of a 72-hole medal |play tournament to determine the'four men and two alternates whowill make up the team. Eighteenholes will abo be played tomorrow,while the final 36 holes will be runoff Monday. Outstanding among theaspirants are Edward Mauermann,Burt Young, Harry Baker, PaulSmith, and Bob Howe. At the con¬clusion of the tourney the team cap¬tain will be selected.There will be no regular freshmangolf squad this year, it was announc¬ed yesterday, but a tournament forfreshmen only will be held some timeduring May, performances in whichwill afford the basis for numeralawards. Meanwhile hopefuls fromthe class of ’36 will practice onother courses until provisions aremade for them to play on the reg¬ular Olympia Fields practice course.Among the yearlings whu have show¬ed promise are Wilson, Btoehm, andDorsey. Other interested freshmenare asked to report to Bob Bohnen,last year’s captain, at the Chi Psihouse. MAROON NETSTERSEMERGE VICTORIOUSOVER ELMHURST 5-1The Maroon tennis team yesbudaywon the second meet of the soa-oiib.v defeating Elmhurst College .Vi.The Maroons captured three of thefour singles matches, and both .,fthe doubles matches. This afternoonat 2 they wilt encounter the Iowateam here.Sid Weis.s, the only Maroon wholost his match, played a hard-foughtgame against stiff opposition. Hi.-^ op¬ponent, Gerfen, starred for Elm¬hurst. The Tyroler-Sander match,ending 7-5, 8-6, though long drawnout, was not clo.sely contested. Dav¬idson ea.sily won his match from Um-beck 6-2. 6-1, as did Holbrook fromHaag 6-2, 6-4. Holbrook and Schind¬ler easily took their doubles matvh6-4, 6-4, while Patterson and Tyrol-er had a harder time winning theiis4-6, 6-4, 6-2.The lineup has again been changedfor the Iowa meet. Ries has beenshifted to No. 1 po.sition, Dand^onwill be placed at No. 2, Patterson willplay No. 3, and S. Weiss No. 4. Thedoubles teams will be composed ofRies and Davidson, and Patterson andDee (if eligible). Weiss may play inDee’s place.SHOTWELLHALLS have received generous patronagefrom the Fraternities and Clubs ofth'e University of Chicago, and it isthe sincere purpose of its owners togive the most satisfactory servicepossible at all times.For information call Stanley Field,Fairfax 5715. Room 12 ShotwellBuilding, Blackstone avenue andFifty-fifth street.Yo-ho-ho for the Trade Winds!Good Merchantmen Are Still Sailing! Read the Logs of TheirVoyages and Keep Your Weather Eye on the Breeze!VES, the business breeze is blowing again, on the land as wellas on the sea, and there are straws to show which way itis blowing.You can see them daily—unless you’re the kind that hasto be hit with a bale to know there’s something doing.Price straws—sales straws—straws of production, em¬ployment, credit .... they’re tickling the ears of a latent$40,000,000,000 purchasing power that some folks say is justbeginning to wake up and take notice.And when the Trade Winds blow, that’s the time to hoistyour sails—spell it “sedes” and it’s more to the point—andmove ahead. It’s true you can drift with the turning tide . . .you can wait for business to tow you back . . . but if you wantto beat the others in, newspaper advertising’s sales can catchthe Trade Winds..And here’s proof, gathered by the Bureau of Advertising,American Newspaper Publishers Association:One leading refrigerator manufacturer, asserting that“newspaper advertising is essential to merchandising success’’reported September sales up 43% in response to a newspapercampaign, notwithstanding an expected seasonal decline ofbusiness in that month.One of the largest chain stores in the country, increasingits newspaper expjenditure by $.1 3,000 in the first week of Octo- l^r realized an $800,000 increase in sales above the weekpreceding.A major automobile concern recently reported an increaseof 580% in factory shipment? in the first 23 days of a news¬paper advertising drive.Using large weekly space in a list of newspapers, a papermanufacturer developed 14,000 retail outlets in 65 days, andjumped from nothing to second place among several hundredcompetitors.Using newspaper advertising exclusively, in the face ofa 25% decline in the general business of his industry, a prom¬inent oil burner maker reports sales increase of 16% far theyear ended July 1, 1932.A leading oil company, increasing its newspaper adver¬tising linage by 33%, raised its net earnings from $5,644,000in the first half of 1931 to $6,917,000 in the same period of1932.Two large tobacco companies, accustomed to spendingtogether over $15,000,000 annually in newspapers, reportedincreased business in the second quarter of this year — oneanticipating the best year in its history.These are only straws . . . but they’re a few among many,and they show which way the wind is blowing.I7