Vol. 33. No. 90. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAQO. FRIDAY, APRIL 7. 1933 Price Three CentsUNIVERSITY HOSTTO STUOENTS OFANTHROPOLOGYHold Annual Session toDiscuss ResearchProjectsThe twelfth annual two-day ses¬sion of the Central Section of theAmerican Anthropological associa¬tion, which is being held at Judson jcourt for the purpose of offeringanthropologists throughout the mid- {die west a chance to meet for dis- !cussion and comparison of their re- j.<earch work, gets under way thismorning at 9:45 with the openingaddress by Dr. Melville J. Herskovits,president of the society. Studentsare invited to attend the meetings.Following this first address, W. D.Hambly of the Chicago Field Mu¬seum will continue the morning ac¬tivities with hi.s di.scussion on the“Occupational Ritual Among theOvimbundu.” Next, Dr. W. M. Mc¬Govern of Northwestern Universitywill read his paper on “The EarlyInhabitants of Central Asia,” follow¬ed by Robert F,on “Recent Developments inpean Prehistory,” and then by Dr.(). W. Junek’s work on the “Pro¬posed New Technique in Cephal¬ometry.”Afternoon Seoion At 2J. Gilbert McAllister, of the Uni¬versity’s department of Anthropology,will conclude the morning’s eventswith an illustrated talk on “Archae¬ology of Hawaii.” The meetings willall be thrown open for discussionand criticism after each paper hasbeen read.The afternoon program will startpromptly at 2 with a series of sev-‘ II events. Five of the seven di.scus-sions will be led by anthropologists No Celebrationfor Beer? Whyof Course Not!Have you ordered your case ofbeer? That was the question put toresidents of Burton Court yesterday.,Perhaps it was the truth, perhapsit was only a hangover from Vol¬stead days—but only one groupwould even admit ever hearing olthe beverage in question.There was a surprising numberwho were planning to “study and goto bed early” but several of thesehope to have a bottle or two forbreakfast. The local chapter of RhoDammit Rho, a secret organizationin the Halls, called a reunion of allmembers to split a keg or so at 2this morning when the beer truckwas scheduled to unload on Green-w'ood avenue. All residents were in¬vited to drop in and help—at twenty“cepts a glass.The rumor that the faculty headswould have an “open house” in oneof the lounges at which beer wouldflow freely w’as denied late lastnight. However, Rho Dammit Rhohoped to have one of the confer¬ence rooms for the occasion.On campus, celebrations seemedequally scarce. Fraternities plan-Greenlee’s thesis i "'"K *«Euro- ^ “ ^'upply, but a celebration?Of course not.FREDERICK SGHUMANAWARDED POLITICALSCIENCE FELLOWSHIP Henry Luce toSpeak April 19 inMoody LectureHenry Robinson Luce, editor andpublisher of the weekly news maga¬zine, “Time,” will discuss “Indispens¬able Men” w’hen he comes to the Uni¬versity April 19 to talk at Mandelhall under the auspices of the Wil¬liam Vaughan Moody lecture founda¬tion.Born in the Shantung Piovince ofChina of American parentage, HenryLuce went through Hotchkiss andYale. He then enrolled at Oxfordto study English. In 1923 he andhis friend, Briton Hadden, saw anopportunity to start a terse, weeklynews magazine which has been real¬ized in “Time.” This publication wasso successful that in 1930, only afew months after the “crash,” thesetwo young men founded the de luxe“Fortune”—a magazine suited ad¬mirably for higher financial circlesboth in content and in price.One of the innovations Mr. LuceI introduced with the magazine’ “Time,” was the use of tantalizingcaptions under pictures of person-I ages involved in the news of thej week. These were calculated to makej the reader take interest in other; things besides the mere pictures, andaccounts in some part for the tremen¬dous success of the magazine. GILKEY OUTLINESCHAPEL PROGRAMFOR HOLY WEEKThree Vesper Services,One Noon MeetingScheduledLorraine Ade, Henry Sulcer, Max¬ine Creviston, and Burton D'.hertywho have been selected to lead the wings of the Grand march of theMilitary Ball on April 21 at theSouth Shore Country Club.connected with other universities in ithe middle west. One of the mostinteresting will be the the.sis by .Al¬bert Reagan, U. S. Indian Service, ,Ouray, Utah on “The Basket Mak- 'ers and the People of the Ancient !Culture of the Fremont River inUtah.” Another will be the “Archae- ,ological Observations in Porto Rico”by Mrs. Billie Teel Mettel of In¬dianapolis, Indiana.Following the dinner at (», .Alfred(Continued on page 3) !5% Fewer StudentsLiving in ResidenceHalls Than Last YearThe University dormitories havefive percent fewer occupants this |<)uarter than last year, William J. |Mather, bursar announced yesterday. iIn the men’s halls the loss has been 'slight compared with the previous !(luarter, although approximately 150rooms are vacant. !La.st quarter when The Daily Ma- ;roon published the new rate reduc- ' tionalFrederick L. Schuman, assistantprofe.ssor of Political Science, hasbeen awarded the James Row-e F’el-lowship of the American .Academy ofPolitical end Social Science. Thisfellowship has been awarded to Pro-fes.«or Schuman to enable him tostudy the control of foreign policy iin Germanyfor Berlin. During the spring heplans to study and travel through¬out Germany, Austria, and Italy.In July, Professor Schuman willlead a small group on a study tourthrough the Soviet Union, touchinglytMiingrad, Moscow, Kharkov, Keiv,Odessa, the Crimea, the Black Seaand the Caucasus. Several studentsfrom the University are expected toaccompany Pi’ofessor Schuman onhis summer trip.This will be Profe.ssor Sehnman’ssecond trip to the U. S. S. R. sincethe e.stablishment of the new regimein Russia. His first experience, com¬bined with hi.s trip this spring and.summer through the Fascist statesof Europe, should provide an inter¬esting contra.st and evaluation ofpre.sent and past conditions in Italy,Russia, and Germany.Professor Schuman will returnfor the winter quarter, 1934, whenhe will offer his course on Interna-Relations again in a new Ttim Ta ties: *36 MenSew Up FraternitiesA fraternity cannot “sew up” afre.shnian, but a freshman can “sewup” several fraternities if he wishesyou!This peculiar situation coniesHe is leaving next week ^aboul through a logical, though lib¬eral, interpretation of the rushingrules set up by the Interfraternitycouncil. One of the clear provisionsof the rushing rules a.s they nowstand is that no freshman may enterinto an agreement with any fratern¬ity before the end of the rushingjieriod, which is 10:30 Sunday eve¬ning, April 15. Nevertheless, underthis rule a fratemity may indicateto any freshman his chances of get¬ting into their house. If the fresh¬man should then state that he pre¬ferred them, that would be the il¬legal “agreement.”Therefore careful freshmen willdo well to keep their ears open andtheir mouth shut. Ade, Creviston,Doherty, SulcerHeadTwo Wings SETTLEMENT GROUPWILL PRESENT PLAYIN MANDEL TONIGHTTen faculty members and friendsi of the University will appear tonightI in “Honor Among Thieves,” a three-! act comedy by Arnold Ridley, whichj is being presented at 8:15 in Man-i del hall as the annual dramatic fes-Lorraine Ade, Henry Sulcer, Max- | tjvai for the benefit of the Univer¬sity Settlement. Walter L. Bullock,associate professor of Italian, is di-niarcb of the ninth annual Military I rector of the production; he is as-ine Greviston and Burton Dohertywill lead the two wings of the Grandtions, it was .stated by the Bursar’soffice that the dormitories would beforced to operate at a loss if theywere not filled. Despite the reducedrate.s there has been a general de¬crease of residents in all Universityhalls. form. Political Science 201.Coincident with the declarationof his departure for Europe, Pro¬fessor Schuman also announced thepublication of his third book, “In¬ternational Politics: An Introductionto the Western State System.”Faculty, Wives Hunt Profs, TurnYeggs and Give an Excellent Play Ball -Anril 21 at South Shore Coun¬try Club. A1 Kvale’s orchestra hasbeen engaged to play for the affair,tickets for which are on sale todayat $3.25.Lorraine Ade and Sulcer will leadright wing of the March. LorraineAde is a college aide, president ofMirror, ar.-l a member of the Cha¬pel Council, Nu Pi Sigma, seniorwomen’s honorary society, and Sig¬ma.Henry Sulcer, Owl and Serpentand Psi Upsilon, is Commander ofCrossed Cannon, Cadet Major of theMilitary department, Abbot of Black-friars, Univei’sity marshal, and a sisted by Frank Hurburt O’Hara, di¬rector of Dramatic Productions.The play is being presented un¬der the auspices of the Faculty Set¬tlement Board, with Algernon Cole¬man, professor of French, chairmanof the Committee on Benefits, incharge. He is assisted by MissMollie Ray Carroll, executive headof the Settlement, Marshall M. Knap-pen, as.sistant professor of History,Mrs. Waltei Lichtenstein, and Mrs.Arthur H. Compton.Many AssistFaculty, students, and membersof the Settlement League have as-|/ Dr. Charles W, Gilkey, dean ofthe University chapel, will discussthe University’s program for HolyWeek and the significance of the ob¬servances traditional to the period, atthe regular chapel service SundaymPrning. Dr. Gilkey’s address willmark the first of a series of specialservices to be held throughout theweek. <Three vesper services will be heldduring the week at 5 in the Uni¬versity chapel. Tuesday eveningFrederic Woodward, vice-presidentof the University, will speak andForrest A. Kingsbury, associate pro¬fessor of Psychology, and chairmanof the Board of Social Service andReligion, will preside. The Bondchapel choir will sing.Palmer SpeaksWednesday evening Albert W.Palmer, president of the ChicagoTheological Seminary, w'ill give theaddress at the vesper services andClara M. Schevill, soloist with theUniversity choir, will sing. Thurs¬day evening, the first commune everto be held in the University chapel,will be conducted by Dr. Gilkey. TheUniversity choir will be featured inthe musical part of the program. *The noontime service in the cha¬pel Friday will be a Good Fridayservice for the Protestant churchesof the Kenwood, Hyde Park andWoodlawn communities. Dr. ErnestF. Tittle, pastor of the First Meth¬odist Epsicopal Church of Evanston,will speak and the University choirwill sing.The Holy Week services will beconcluded with the Easter Sundaysei-vices in the chapel. Bishop Fran¬cis J. McConnell, Methodist bishopof New York will be the speaker.During Holy W’eek the regularservices in Bond chapel and the Chi¬cago Theological Seminaly will bediscontinued. Groups w'hich ordin¬arily take part in these services arecooperating in presenting the threevesper services and the Good Fridayservice.GIVE SCHOLARSHIPEXAMS MAY 13IN ELEVEN CITIESBy MAXINE CREVISTON“We’ll be right back. I’ll bring thebest chair and look for- other cur¬tains,” Mrs. Nitze said, dragging herhusband away toward the stage door.“That’s better—I wouldn’t likethe chinta cover with those cur¬tains,” some faculty wife comment¬ed from a front seat.“Sam, have you Shaw’s ‘The Ap¬ple Cart’ in your library?” (FrankO’Hara in an undertone to Bouch¬er.)Walter L. Bullock, in shirt.sleeves, wondering about rugs andposition of furniture; off-stage chat¬ter; “Can’t the desk be moved?”“No, we have to circulate aroundit.” “Phyllis, will you prompt in thefirst, and I’ll do the second?” “Allright.”Then “Lights!” “Gif!” “Charley!”And the annual Settlement playdress rehearsal began.It’s an improved vehicle that thefaculty, wives, and friends have chosen this year, one titled “HonorAmong Thieves,” that gives an ex¬cellent opportunity to display tal¬ent that last year was hampered bypresentation of three short plays.A poised Mrs. Clutterbuck, in theperson of Anna G. Pickens, may ful- |fill Mr. Knappen’s wager that she’ll“steal the show.” There is the “Jen¬nifer” portrayal by Mrs. RaymondRubinow who becomes a wise¬cracking young ward of the veryReverend Arthur Fear who fearsand fears throughout the piece. Orthere’s crook Chauncery Boucher whodoes his very best swaggering thisyear as “Captain” Crowther. Fromprofessor to servant is the transform¬ation of Algernon Coleman. Mr.Merrill forgets the French languageand becomes a tough, English yegg,while Charles Kirby-Miller is asoftie and jazz-hound.In other words, you forget aboutacademic learning without any dif-(Gontinued on page 3) With examinations being heldMay 13 in eleven cities outside Chi¬cago, probably the largest numberof high school students in the his¬tory of the competition will meet inthe annual quest for University schol¬arships. The first regional examina¬tion W’as held in Kansas City in 1930,and the following year examinationswere given in 'I’lilsa. Oklahoma, Dav¬enport, Rock Island, and Moline,Other cities requested participa¬tion, and in 1932 examinations werealso given in Milwaukee, SouthBend. (’leveland, and Cincinnati.Thi.s year Raleigh, North Carolina.Minneapolis, Detroit, and Atlantahave been added to the list of sec¬ondary centers giving the examina¬tions. senior chairman of the Intramural | sisted the committee with many ofthe arrangements. Mrs. William J.Mather is chairman of the sub-com-niittee which took care of the saleof boxes. The chorus from the mu¬sic section of the Settlement Leaguewill sing several numbers betw’eenacts under the direction of Mrs. Hen¬ry D. Sulcer. Mrs. Donald Riddle isat the head of the group.Professor Knappen, Edwin A. Au¬brey, professor of Christian Theol¬ogy and Ethics, and members of theStudent Settlement Board have as¬sisted with publicity for the show.department.Maxine Creviston, Senior editorof The Daily Maroon, is a memberof Nu Pi Sigma; B. W. O., W. A.A., and the Chapel council. She isa college aide, and has been pub¬licity manager of Mirror for tw’oyears.Doherty, Alpha Delta Phi, is num¬ber thi’ee man on the Conferencechampionship polo team and was cap¬tain last year. He is treasurer ofCrossed Cannon and R. O. T. C.cadet captain.Capable Acting, Striking Sets MarkO’Neill Play at International HousePHOENIX MAY PRINTSENIOR ISSUE—ZOLINEIn reply to a suggestion made byThe Daily Maroon in its editorialcolumns that the Phoenix should un¬dertake to provide some sort of an¬nual for the Class of ’33, Joe Zoline,Phoenix editor, queried, “Does theMaroon think that is a new idea?”“We’ve been considering this eversince the Cap and Gown went un¬der,” continued Zoline, “and westill are considering it. We havebeen negotiating with a photograph¬er for the Senior pictures, but wehave not yet reached an agreement.We cannot announce definitely thatthere will be an annual.” By BETTY HANSEN“Two years from stowaway to em¬peror—dat’s goin’ some!” BrutusJones at the height of his pow'ercould very w’ell boast, but when thejungle drums began to beat and theshadows to de.scend over the forest,then the “ha’nts” appeared—thenthe “Emperor Jones,” half-insanewith fear and exhaustion, loses hisassurance and becomes a terror- jstricken, cowering wretch, hounded jto death by the bush Negroes who Ihad once bowed down to him and ;called him “Majesty.” iAll the splendid terror of the j an actor with much more experiencethan this young graduate of theNorthwestern School of Speech.Philip Coolidge instilled just theproper dash of evil obsequiousnessto the role of Smithers, a cockneytrader, who at first defends BrutusJones and then betrays him to hisenemies. The supporting cast isadequate—little more can be saidof those who have minor roles insuch a play as “The EmperorJones” in which a single charactercompletely dominates every scene.The stage settings, designed byLuther Greene, deserve particular Friar Board NamesLaufman as Winnerof Poster ContestTryouts for the cast andchorus of the forthcomingBlackfriars show, “Gypped inFgypt,” will start Monday, inMandel hall at 2:30.Harold Liufman yesterday wonthe annual Blackfriars poster con¬test for the second consecutive time.Laufman’s drawing was selected bythe Board of Superiors from twelveposters submitted, with special men¬tion given Brownlee Haydon andNathan Krevitsky.Laufman’s work is familiar to thecampus through his Phoenix car¬toons and his murals in the YankeeDoodle Inn. He has now gained theadded distinction of being the onlyperson ever to have drawn tw’oF’riars posters.The color scheme of this year’soffering is the same as was the onefor “Whoa Henry,” namely, red,black and white. Liufman has againused a humorous theme, believingcomedy to be the best method ofattracting attention. Robert Sharp,Junior manager, under whose direc-(Continued on page 3)UNIVERSITY DEBATERSELECT NEW OFFICERSO’Neill play, all the strange suspense i commendation. As the director ofand hopeless foreboding which “TheEmperor Jone.s” contains, were ful¬ly realized in the latest productionof the International House TheaterLeague which had its premiere lastnight. Robert Dunmore, as the em¬peror, brooght to the role a degreeof artistry, skill and emotion whichcould scarcely be improved upon by the play, too, Mr. Greene has donean excellent job, again proving hisversatility and the extent of his tal¬ent.“The Emperor Jones” will be re¬peated at International House to¬night at 8:30 and tomorrow after¬noon at 2:30. Tickets are priced from35 cents to one dollar. Officers of the Univei-sity Debat¬ing Union for the Spring quarterwere elected at a meeting held Wed¬nesday evening in Reynolds Club.Claude Hawley, was chosen debatemanager; LeRoy LaTowsky, corre¬sponding secretary; Patricia Weeks,recording secretary; Robert Chapel,treasurer; and 1 Roy Coppenbarger»publicity manager;.Professor S. McKee Rosen of thedepartment of ( Political Science,coach of thCj ^University debaters,announced the possibility of member¬ship in Delta Sigma Rho, nationalhonorary debating fraternity.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 1933Page Twoiatlu ifflarnntiFOUNDED M 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates:three cents. $2.50 a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies:No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or frr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class n^alter March 18. 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper. _BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PubtiiherASSOCIATE EDITORSJane Bieaenthal Robert HersogWilliam GooilsUin David C. LevineBetty Hansen Edward W. NicbolaonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOaATESW»lt«r L. Montsomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTS.lohn Barden Robert Uasterlik Howard RichTom Barton Howard Hudson Sue RichardsonClaire Danziger David Kutner Jeanette RifasNoel Gerson Dan MacMaster Florence WishnickDuaald McDougallSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman Fred Gundrum William O'DonnellAlbert Ten Kycl*' William Lu;enthal Hobv'>rt Samuels theoreticiklly justify its establishment. Once itmay have worked—we are no judge of what it ■has done—we only know that today it is failing. |It was established in part for the perfectly sound |reason that it would provide an incentive for thestudents to secure a more thorough education; butpractically, it has been contorted until in the ma¬jority of cases it has emerged as incentive for thestudents to obtain high grades, “earmarks whichhave become far removed from real scholasticachievement, and which can be obtained moreeasily and conveniently through any one of thenumber of methods not prescribed in the educa¬tional commandments than they can through con¬scientious effort.It seem time that some more true measureshould be taken of our American college students.The lead which the Chicago professors are follow¬ing is a welcome start toward such a substitution ofrealities for artificial measures. CAMPUS BEAUTIESWILL TAKE PARTIN STYLE PARADESeven University students andformer students will model fashion¬able costumes suitable for springand early summer tonight at theGranada Cafe, 6800 Cottage Grove.Those w'ho will take part in theshow, held under the auspices of theSouth Side Business Men’s Associa¬tions, are Jerry Mitchell, Mary LouForbrich, Ethel Foster, Helen Ran¬dall, Pearl Foster, Frances Hubbardand Marjorie Hamilton.Special College Nite courtesycards have been distributed through¬out the campus and a large num¬ber of fraternities have made reser¬vations for parties.The model w'ho is declared bestin the opinion of the judges will bepresented with a complete summerwardrobe absolutely free. fob CXIIXEBE OUULAOBljf.AfHl l,Jh4faMo««« awiygMia4 tMtb MliMaM A«mm^ OklMp*- lpk4»4T HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 Em! 63rd Si.We Feature Noonday Luruht-. r25cEvening Dinner J’lCSunday Dinner 5UcServed on 2nd FloorINTERNATIONAL HOUSEEUGENE O’NEILL’STHE EMPEROR JONESTWO PERFORMANCESTo-night at 8:30Saturday at 2:30 Phone Fairfax 8200for ReservationsNight Editor: Da'vid H. KutnerFriday, April 7, 1933BEER. WHOOPS.We have beer.,We celebrate. American society has attaineda new cultural level. Our newspaper columns fordays have heralded the epochal event. Let theunemployed starve. What the we’ve gotbeer!We’re broke, but we’ve got the money for beer.Financial upheaval? Political and economicproblems? Such mere national concerns dwindleand are overshadowed by the shiny tallness of ourpretty new beer bottles. |is not mankind benefited in unprecedented fas¬hion? Lo, the youth of the land may now wastetheir evening hours drinking beer without violat¬ing their country’s laws.The public taste always of the finest sensi¬tivity—is served.Go ahead, America. Have a great big celebra-tiorvAnd when it over, what good’s it going to do?We’ve been wondering for some time.—W.E.T.-M.D.C.H-A-B-P-C-D(Reprinted from the Purdue Exponent)The University of Chicago struck another blowat the great American grading system last weekwhen the administrative officials abolished theregular winter and spring quarter examinations andinstalled a system of three grade classifications.Satisfactory, Unsatisfactory and Registered.With the announcement of the new grading plan,simultaneously comes a corresponding announce¬ment from Chicago of the methods by which someof the university schools will form their new basisof judgment of their pupils.One college will co-ordinate with the grade asupplementary classification of its students accord- jing to their intellectual ability, interest, social ad- |justment, adequacy of educational background, |command of English, performance in the course, jhabits of work and personal traits. Another has !developed a method of a personal rating which !involves on one hand a comprehensive account of jthe student’s past history, social and professionalbackground, progress in school, and his specific 1vocational plan; and, on the other, a special“academic criteria’’ blank to be applied to eachpiece of work.The real test of Chicago’s experiment, of course,will be whether it works or fails. Meanwhile,credit for logical deduction and courage to act onthat deduction should be extended wherever suchis due. And Chicago certainly deserves lhat creditregardless of whether or not she proves herselfcapable of overcoming one of the strongest ofAmerican educational traditions.The present and intricate system of gradeswhich prevails upon the majority of Americancampuses has an imposing array of logical calcula¬tions behind its origin, for more than enough to - i I1 The Travelling BazaarI By Jerry Jontry11—MARON—behrensAPRIL 7—1933 A. D. (all drink)“We want beer," the people cried,And m&n who cried grew old and died.But now that beer has come once moreAlas, alas, we are too poor!MAKING GOODStan Korshak, Z. B. T. smoothie of other days, ^was seen in these parts yesterday—-taking ordersfor heer—ach—heer!• Bob Balsley, who, due to the University’s grentefficiency, was awarded a scholarship the weekafter he wa^ graduated, is now with Harris Trust,and doing well, I hear. ,* * *WATCH OUTfor the freshman making the rounds in the dis¬guise of an innocent youth. At a certain fratern¬ity house on campus he was pushed into a pokergame; but when the game was over he had pock¬eted all the cash and left, thanking the boys andcongrt tulating them on thoir excellent rushingsystem. The brothers are determined to pledgehim now if for nothing more than to get anothercrack at him. iCOACH SHAUGHNESSYseems to mean business in spring football. Hehas brought wnth him that custom (ancient atother schools) of giving the hoys extra lapsaround the football field for every minute theyare late to practice. And no excuses! I hopethat none of the boys have to wait to see a deanor any University official. They’ll be running all jsummer if they do.♦ ♦ ♦ ISUMMER MUST BE LOOMING UP AHEADKate Mason and Evelyn McNeil are back oncampus. Kate wintered down in old Kaintuek, iand Evelyn was at Rollins College, in Florida, ^ .until things got too hot for her—meaning it was *96 degrees in the shade, you dopes!« «Freddie G—“Something seems to be wrong withthis engine, it—’’Lois K—“Don’t be so foolish—wait until weget off this main road.’’* * *FOUNDA bejeweled Phi Sigma Delta pin—in front ofFoster hall. The initials on it are R. B. E. Own¬er or w'earer see m<; and I’ll give you the pin andstory. Better tie a string on it after this, ’causeI’m fond of pearls.^BRILLIANT PEOPLEHave you noticed the original plans of theUniversity as conceived by Henry J. Cobb, nowhanging in the first floor corridor of Cobb hall?Yesterday I was admiring it when two girls walk¬ed up and looked at it. “Gosh,” said one of them,“that guy must have been drunk when he madethat map—why, he hasn’t even got Woodworth’sbookstore on it.”4 *DID YOU KNOWthat in 1918, during a storm in the North Sea,a man was wa.shed overboard from the U. S, S.New York, and was washed aboard the Battle¬ship Texas, in the rear? But that’s nothing—dur¬ing this past week of rushing many a rusheehas been washed out of one fraternity on a waveof handshaking only to subsequently land in ev¬ery house in the block.mm*PHOENIX ASSUMES DICTORSHIPScandal of the first water has been uncoveredby Herb Peterson, manager of the InternationalHouse barber shop, who told authorities todaythat he had been approached by Phoenix officialswith the proposition that if he would advertisein the Phoenix, he would be given full chargeof the senior mustache race. The humor of thisstory lies in the fact Herb was the founder of thiscontest and hail, rain, or the Phoenix cannot stophim from conducting it. The Travelling Bazaarstands hack of Herb, and now I’m on my ifray tothe hardware story to buy the Pb.oenix a shinynew chisel; they’re very handy with that tool. Dr. Stuart WillTell of PresentChinese SituationDr. John Leighton Stuart, presi¬dent of Yenching University, Peip¬ing, China, will speak to a groupof Chinese students and other in¬vited guests Sunday evening at 8in the home of Dean and Mrs.Charles W. Gilkey. He wdll discus.sthe present situation in China andits bearing on America’s relation¬ship with that country.Dr. Stuart recently returnedfrom China, where his intinaateknowledge of current events andhis contacts with government offi¬cials have enabled him to understandand to interpret China’s viewpoint.He has also visited Japan and talkedwith persons who could give himJapan’s point of view and her objec¬tives in regard to China.Since 1919 Dr. Stuart has beenpresident of Yenching, formerlyPekin, University and is honoraryadviser to the (3hine.«;e ministry ofEducation. He is universally recog¬nized as a leader of the Christianeducational movement in China. SPRING IS HERE!AND SO ARETTie new “Cobb Hall’—Hat. It’s decidedly differ¬ent, at $3.00.Others at $2. and $3 Royal Smart Shoes formen in the newest styles.Standard $2.95. Custom$3.95.GEORGESMEN’S SHOP1003 E. 55th St.Tickets for the< MILITARY BALL,APRIL 21Are Now Available TODAYALL DAY AT REYNOLDS HALLA Display of Young Men’sClothing for SpringbyThe Store for MenMARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYTheatre-Goers—A Service For YouBy making use of The DailyMaroon Theatre Bureau, you mayorder your tickets at the MaroonOffice, thereby saving the timeand inconvenience of a trip down¬town.You may pay for your ticketsat the Maroon Office and receivea receipt and an order on the the¬atre for your tickets. You may callat the Box Office any time and getyour tickets, which will be held foryou until after the performance in¬dicated. You will know what seatsyou are to get before you leave theMaroon Office.This service comes entirelyfree to you, as a courtesy from TheDaily Maroon.THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY. APRIL 7. 1933 Page ThreeSOCIETYl»ySUEHappy new beer’s day! And if theadvent of good old three-point-twoisn’t enough for you to huzzahabout, take a look at the social cal¬endar for the week-end and consid¬er yourstlf lucky to be going to theUniversity! The galaxy of partiesshould niake even the giddiest staghappy. We’ll ‘have something forevery taste, for dinner dances, mas¬querades, plays, and tea dances areall included in the activities of thenext few days.Theater-goers are all centeringtheir interest on the Settlement ben¬efit tonight'. “Honor Among Thieves”is the title of the comedy to be giv¬en, which you really ought to see.Some of our very best people willbe there, so you’ll be in good com¬pany if you go.And then the dances! Thatina.<5querade which I promisedyou is being given by theEsoterics, and will be at the homeof Marian Austin in Oak Park thisevening. I hope it won’t turn out likethe Iron Mask ball of last quarter,where no one wore their disguises.Qiiadrangler is giving a dinnerdance at the Chicago Athletic Clubthis evening, and though the partyis scheduled to last until 1:30, Iknow such a good time will be hadthat no one will go home at thattime..Another rushing party scheduledfor tonight is being given by Phi ^Delta Upsilon in the Walnut room ;of the Bismarck hotel. Dean and '•Mrs. A. J. Brumbaugh and Dr. and 'Mrs. John Cover will serve as hostsand hoste.sses of the dance, whileMaryellen Woodficld is in charge of .i^rrangements, 'To complete the quartet of club<iances for this evening. Delta Sig¬ma is having a party at 5016 DrexelBoulevard. I’d like to go to that,if only to see Jane Cavanaugh’s redhair.The Delt prom is also being given 'on this memorable Friday. The BalTabarin of the Hotel Sherman is the.scene, Johnny Maitland’s orchestrawill supply the mu.sic, and the thirty-five who are expected to attend willtake care of the business of havinga good time.Saturday, whether you believe itor not, will be just as gay as to¬night. To start the festivities, PsiUpsilon is having a tea dance attheir house, ’fhere the campus willdoubtless congregate, and thendash on to the other parties. Aboutseventy-five students will be seen atthe College Inn, where the Sigmasare giving a dinner dance. EvenLorry Ade will be there, despite the 'fact that her myriad other activities iwill a.s usual be clamoring for herattention.Another host to the campus to- ;morrow night will be Tau Kappa Ep- ^.'ilon, which will have a hom.se dance.Phi Beta Delta is being a bit snoo- ’ty by giving a party without girls, jThey’re having a Founder’s DayBanquet at the Stevens Hotel to¬morrow evening and “men only” isto be the rule.And .so, my darlings, go forth andhave a time for yourselves, but be j'Urc to remember all the gossip to |tell yours truly. iHOLD HANDICAPTOURNAMENT ATREYNOLDS CLUBPlay will get under way next week iin the spring handicap billiard tour¬nament at Reynolds club. This is thefirst competition of this kind to beheld on campus. Kenneth Mort is incharge. 'There are three divisions of thetourney: straight rail, 3-cushion, and!»o(ket billiards. Each contestantmu.st compete in all three divisions.The first prize is a six-dollar joint-• d cue. F’or the second and thirdprizes a full quarter’s free rental ofany cue is offered.Final awards will be made on thebasis of points, each win countingten points. However, the loser ofthe first round will receive five pointsfor participation. There will be noconsolation matches in any of thedivisions. FACULTY MAKE HITIN BENEFIT SHOWFOR SETTLEMENT(Continued from page 1)ficulty and are engrossed in this oldbut still-new plot of the reverendwho loves his ward. Opportunitiesfor action are numerous, with Mer¬rill and Bullock trying jiu-jitsu andsafe-blowing; for comedy, innumer¬able, because Mrs. Clutterbuck andthe reverend’s dignity cannot getalong together soberly, and Mr.Boucher’s presence inevitably pro¬vokes laughter.In the king’s English, wc thinkthe Settlement play tonight wi'l be. . . priceless!Anthropology StudentsDiscuss Recent Findings(Continued from page 1)R. Radcliffe-Brown, professor of An¬thropology at the University andformerly with the University of Sid¬ney, Australia, will present an il¬lustrated lecture on the “AustralianAborigines.”Six short talks will feature theSaturday meeting which starts at9:30 and adjourns at noon. Two in¬teresting papers will be read on the“Studies in North American Kin¬ship Systems, the Crow and theOmaha type.” A lecture on “HumanPaleopathology in Wisconsin” byAlton Fi.sher, of the Milwaukee Mu¬seum, will conclude the discussion.The convention will close with aforty-five minute business session.CLASSIFIED ADSAuburn ’29 conv. coupe, 6 wirewheels, perf. cond. $250. PhoneSup. 1410.INSTRUCTION—Be able to typeby summer. Thorough, competent in¬struction shorthand, typing. 6128 In-gleside Ave. Phone H. P. 9454.ROOM OR APT. TO SHARE. NewBldg. Wal. furn. rm. Oil fuel furn¬ace. Adjoining colored tile bath.Every convenience. Women orcouple. 6128 Ingleside Ave. H. 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B., Box 0, Faculty Exchange.TO-NIGHTWc Will Celebrate the EventfulReopening of Our BeautifulJoseph Urban Room—featuring—Harry Sosnik and HisOrchestra—and a—Floor Show of MeritSpecial AttentionNo Cover ChargeDinner Dance and Floor ShowPompeian RoomOpening TomorrowThe Famous CongressTavernWhere Food Can Be Procuredat Reasonable Prices’ Pine RoomDinner De Luxe $1.50CONGRESS HOTELSHOTWEILHALL LARGE OR SMALLMake your datesAt reasonable ratesWith Stanley Field for either hallFor supper, lecture, evening baH.For information call Fairfax 5715Room 12—Skotwell BuildingBlackatone Avo. and 55tk St. Today on theQuadranglesTko Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:David C. Levine. Assistant: JohnBarden.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel. “Universal Peaceas Attested Christianity.” The Rev¬erend Harold M. Kingsley. At 12 inJoseph Bond chapel.Organ music. At 5 in Universitychapel.Undergraduate OrganisationsWomen’s Federation meeting. At1:30 in Ida Noyes North room.W. A. A. cozy. At 3:30 in IdaNoyes Y. W. C. A. room.Pegasus. At 3:30 in Ida NoyesAlumni room.Chi Rho Sigma card party. At 8in Ida Noyes Alumni room.Phi Chi Auxiliary card party. At8 in Room A, Ida Noyes hall.University Settlement Benefitplay. “Honor Among Thieves.” At8:15 in Mandel hall.“The Emperor Jones.” At 8:30in International House theater.MiscellaneousBaseball game. Chicago vs. Whea¬ton College. Greenwood field at 3:30.Public LecturesDivision of the Social Sciences:“The Crisis in the Far East. The ;Psychological Background: China.” Professor H. L .MacNair. At 3:30in Social Science assembly hall.SATURDAY, APRIL 8MiscellaneousDames club meeting. At 2:45 inIda Noyes theater.“The Emperor Jones.” At 2:30 inInternational House theater.Formal dinner dance. At 7:30 inInternational House. Friar Board Names.Laufman as Winnerof Poster ContestSUNDAY, APRIL 9Music and Religious ServicesHoly Week program. Dr. CharlesW. Gilkey. At 11 in University cha¬pel.MiscellaneousSociety of Friends and Quakers.“What is the Mystic’s Experience?”Dr. Thomas R. Kelly, Earlham Col¬lege. At 1174 East 57th Street.First Alumni tea for high schoolstudents. At 3 at Ida Noyes hall.Channing club. “A Religion forYouth.” Professor A. E. Haydon. At4 in Channing clubhouse.FRENCH SCHOOLResidential Summer School (co¬educational) in the heart ofF'rench Canada. Old CountryFrench staff. Only Frenchspoken. Elementary, Intermed¬iate, Advanced. Certificate orColleKe Credit. French enter¬tainments. sijfht-seeinK. sports,etc.Fee $150, Board and Tuition.June 26—.July 29. Write forcircular to Secretary, Resi-iential French Summer School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMONTREAL. CANADA (Continued from page 1)tion the contest was run, said yes¬terday, “Laufman’s poster was chos¬en on the basis of its action, itssplash of color, and its ability to at¬tract attention.”“Gypped in Egypt” will benefitby thfc^ experience of Jay Fisher, de¬signer of sets for the Goodman the¬ater, who will act in an advisorycapacity to James iHenning.Try our home cookedSUNDAY DINNERS50 CentsPoultryRoast MeatsDelicious Steaksand Chops1335 E. 57th St. cPn.lnAoibwf'%£iocam£JiatlhLIfidgetGadk) ShopCrosley*s NeivCOMPANIONfor Home . . . for Officeand for Traveling5-tube superheterodyne (AC-DC);volume control; dynamic speaker—8 pounds of quality radio$10.95JL tubtsMidget Radio Shop—First FloorLyon & HealyWabash at JacksonPATRONIZE DAILYMAROON ADVERTISERS. . and somefolks knowabout that, too! \f you^ll justnotice...things that “live” have some¬thing very real about them.Now you wouldn’t com¬pare Chesterfield with somegreat picture, but this muchis true:Year after year Chester¬field has continued to satisfymore and more smokers —men and women.The “real” thing aboutChesterfield Is that they aremade the way cigarettes oughtto be made—they are milderand they taste better.Many artists have told usthat they like Chesterfields.We ask you to try them.•ChesterfieUt^cMoreffe tjuzlb mildert^ciaarelte tastes better^ 1953, Liccirr ft Mybbs Tomcco Co.DAILY MAROON SPORTSPage Four FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 1933FIVE TEAMS REPORTFOR FOURTH SESSIONOF SPRING PRACTICEThe fourth day of spring: footballpractice saw five complete teams inaction, the most men out to date.Coach Clark Shaughnessy had oneof his teams kicking, another tack¬ling, while a third ran off signals.“Kicking,” said Shaughnessy, “is25 percent of the game. We can’thope to win unless we can get offgood kicks when necessary.”Following a two-hour session onthe field, Shaughnessy took his squadoff to a corner of the fieldhouse,where he gave them a chalk-talk,pointing out new plays and signals.These chalk-talk sessions have be¬come a regular feature of the day’sprogram, it seems, there havingbeen one every day thus far.Spring practice will continue un¬der the new coach for the remainderof the quarter.ORIENTAL GARDENS23 West Randolph St.COOL-FOAMY GERMANBEERwith PretzelsNo Cover ChargeNo Minimum ChargeHenri Gendron and HisAmbassadorswith Verne Ruck, Lillian Robertsand Jack Read411 the Ginirer .4IeYou Can Drink for OOCGala Floor Show SaturdayNightNoon Lunches Reduced to 45cDinner, 65c-•Ml other prices jrreatly reduced Ten Men Appearfor First GolfTeam PracticeThe prospects or tiie golf teamloomed bright on yc terday’s horizonwhen ten men answered CaptainBob Bohnen’s call for practice. Fourlettermen and six newcomers com¬prised the gioup. The lettermen areCapt. Bohnen. Mauerman. Baker andSmith. Brest, a lettennan of twoseasons ago, may return for the pres¬ent season. The six new golfers areHowe, Reed, Christie, Young andMiller. For the past few seasons,Chicago’s golf team ha^ l)e( n rathersuccessful in its dinil meets but hasnot functioned as well as it mightin the conference meets. Addedstrength this year has rais;d thehopes of Maroon enthusiasts.This group will practice wheneverweather permits at Olympia Fields.No general tryouts will be called un¬til April 21, and these tryouts willbe limited. “After last year’s ex¬perience ,” Capt. Bohnen stated, “weare oi^ly going to allow men whomwe know are efficient golfers toplay.”Schedule:Apr. 27—Loyola, here.Apr. 29—Towa. here.May 2—Armour, here.May 12—DePaul. at DePaul.May ,6—Northwestein. here.May 20—Notre Dame at SouthBend.May 23-24—Conference, at North¬western.SPEEDWRITINC*THE, WONDER SHORTHANDIn fi weeks you take rapid dictation andtranscrilie notes nccurateiy. Not a i1i--o-hin..I^i'.h sexes. .Adults only. Very low coot..Many college Kraduatee.FREE DEMONSTRATIONSCHICAGO BUSINESS COLLEGE.4th F’loor. 190 N. State. FVanklin 4122. FAVOR TILDEN TECHTO REPEAT IN MATMEET AT BARTLETTLindblom, Senn, Lane AlsoStrong in CountyInterscholasticsAnother strong Tilden high schoolteam will attempt to capture itsthird consecutive title in the annualCounty Interscholastic wrestlinglournament opening this evening inBartlett gym. Preliminaries will beheld tonight with the finals schedul¬ed for tomorrow evening. Tw'entyteams and IS') entrants form thelargest aggregation of high schoolgrapplers ever to compete in theyearly meet.Tilden, crashing through with vic¬tories and second places in the low¬er weights, la.'t year romped awaywith the champion.-;hip. scoring 63points. Crane nosed out Lindblomfor second place 43 to 42. Crane,with a stronger team than last sea¬son’s. should battle it out with Til-dent for first jdace. However. Lind¬blom. Senn, and Lane showed upwell enough in the sectional meets tomake the road to the title anythingbut a path of roses.Many of last year’s championsand runners-up are returning. Dvorakof Tilden. llli-lb. champion, will tryto retain his title, witli Eastman ofParker, second in the recent Cen¬tral A. A. I'., presenting formidableopposition. Perrino. Tilden captainand- second in the 135-lb. divisionlast year, is favored to cop the 145-pound championship. Mondello,Crane 155-pounder, mty repeat. Rei-linski. Crane 165-pounder last year,is expected to give Delbe of Lane.1932 title-hohler, a hard tussle forheavyweight honors.Bion Howard, captain of thisyear’s team, is manager of the meet. New Ladies ’ PingPong Champ Was |Grid Player Here \Although he has not featuredlargely in the sports page headlinessince he captained the 1927 footballteam, Ken Rouse recently demon¬strated that he has by no means be¬come a softie. He proved this by an- jnexing the Ladies’ Ping-Pong Cham- :pionship of Danville, Illinois, several iweeks ago, and the Ping-Pong Cham- jpionship of the Wolverine hotel, De- |troit, more recently. ■Ken’s chief duties as a.ssistant tothe Secretary of the College consistof travelling through the MiddleWest to show the talking picture,“Life on the Quadrangles.” W’hen he 1arrived at Danville he had no inten¬tions of winning the I.,adies’ Ping-Pong Championship. But the fact isthat he played the Ladies’ championand beat her.Epic of Detroit iIThe real epic, however, centersaround the Wolverine hotel in De¬troit. The membei's of the orchestrathere had. over a long period oftime, asserted their superiority atping-pong over everyone else in thehotel. Rouse arrived late one night |just as the piano player finished beat¬ing the trombone player for thechampionship of the hotel. He im-.mediately challenged the pianist butwas greeted with a rousing rasp¬berry.“Raus mit him,” everybody said.“You have to prove you’re good oryou can’t play the champion.”So he did. Starting with a vic-toiy over the .-nare drummer. Rouseworked hL-^ way up past the piccoloplayer, the saxophone player, thecornet player. and the sousa-phone player. Then he polished offthe trombone player and was readyfor the champion. Despite his previ¬ous exertions Ken was still goingstrong, and. rising to new heights,won in straight sets.Wlim nralfiMTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 9, 19331 1 :00 A. M.—' Challenge To Defeat,” by Dr. Vogt.4:00 P. M.—CHANNING CLUB TEA. Unitarian ParishHouse. Prof. Eustace A. Haydon, “A Religion ForY outh.” The Church ofTHE REDEEMER(EPISCOPAL)I 56th and Blackstone! Rev. E. S. White. Episcopal Student Pastor; SUNDAY SERVICES! Holy Communion, 8:00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon, 1 1 :00 A. M.I Evensong and Sermon, 5:00 P. M.I Three services every week-day. Church open daily for prayer' and meditation. Maroon Baseball TeamTakes on Wheaton Todav3rd Baseball CaptainIs Victim of Jinx Game Yesterday Calledon Account ofRainGeorge Mahoney, captain of the1933 Maroon baseball nine, who is in¬definitely lost to the team as a re¬sult of a knee injury sustained dur¬ing the footballbaseball leaderWithout Cap¬tain Mahoney,Page has a teamcomposed entire¬ly of sophomoresand juniors.With only twolettermen, TedDecker and Ash¬ley Offil, to bol¬ster the squad,he has been forc¬ed to put a teamon the field com¬paratively youngnumber of yearswho has notplayed with theteam, HaydenWingate, captainof the 1931team, was not inschool springquarter andCaptain Olson,of last year’sedition, was in¬eligible. season. Is the thirdduring the sameCapt. Mahoneyin experiences but rich in quantity.He has two complete infield setupswhich are almost equally as adept andthree or four real .sluggers. Hi.-pitching staff, generally reg.irded asthe weak cog in fhe Maroon machine,is still, to quote Page, “of unknown(juantity.” The weatherman interfered withthe plans to hold a ball ganu atGreenwood field yesterday, so theteam spent the time loosening up.hoping to keep from developingarms. W’heaton will be here this af¬ternoon to play the game which wa.scheduled for yesterday. Strakiand I.,angford remain Page’s pitrhing selections.Tomorrow, Western State ofMichigan invades the Midway. F’asiseries between the.se two schoin.have produced some close game ;each team has won the same numlii i-..\dmi.s8ion to this game will be frei'.as is also the one today. Sherwin andReul will get their mound bapti^unin Saturday’s game.Lineup Not CertainCoach Page has not yet dei id-,!on his regular lineup. Otfil is fairlycertain of the backstop position, hu'Pat has two complete infields fromwhich to select. With the excepi! '.nof Decker at third, there is practii a;ly no choice as yet among the othf rinfield aspirants, Beeks and Wall*'are vying for the first baseman’s ,i .and Geppinger and Munn are ii,.l ‘ing it out for the keystone poistion.\t short. Bill Comerford is makin.,a comeback after having been outyear because of an operation on hiknee for the removal of a floatiucartilege, but has Merrifield totend with. Mahoney and Lewi^till unavailable, and probably willWe for some time. Five more or :<■regular outfielders are on hand, wii"••'veral other prospects who may d-veloj).BLACKHAW K presents another college show atabout 1 I o’clock tonight.STARS FROM THE BLACKFRIARSandNORTHWESTERN CAMPUS WILLENTERTAIN YOUHAL KEMP and HisORCHESTRAThe Students’ FavoriteA smart floor show—a fullcourse dinner — all for^ LACKHAWKWabash afr RandolphIt’s A Better Way(§)(§)(§)(D(§)(D«)(§)(§)(D(§) (§)(D(§)(§)(i)(§)(§)(§)(§)(D(§) Shopping through the advertising pages ofThe Daily Maroon is the best means of locatingthat type of article that you really want to find.The merchants using The Daily Maroon sell theclass of merchandise that you wish to use. . .The better type of buyers.... (§)(§)(§)(D(§)(§)(§)(S)(§)«)Benefit by ReadingThe Daily Maroon Advertising (§)(i)(§)(§)(§)(§)«)(i)(i)(§)(§)