>>ooillaroon (it»-< rO\CJ O•H C\Jo•H ^4-t JOCm OO OVol. 33. No. 86. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1933 Price Three CentsCaliber ofNew PlanStudents MAIL DATE CARDSTOMORROW; OPENRUSHING APRIL 3 Continue TicketSale for SecondSymphony ConcertOne out of every fourteen stu¬dents in the class of 1936 was thevaledictorian of his high schoolclass! One out of four was a mem¬ber of a major athletic team! Oneout of every eight students editedhis high school annual or paper!These were some of the facts dis¬covered by William F. Cramer, Sec¬retary of Admissions, in a study ofthe applications for entrance to theUniversity made by the currentFreshman class. Mr. Cramer madea survey of the scholarship and ex¬tra-curricular standing of the classof ’36, in order to compare the cali¬ber of the clas.sea entering under theNew Plan with those entered underthe old system. The full report of Tickets are still available for theSaturday night concert of the Uni-j versity Symphony Orchestra, accord-Freshmen Contacted by i announcement made yes— — ^ terday by Carl Bricken, chairmanFraternities During2-Week PeriodMr. Cramer’s survey will appear in j themselves forthe next issue of the Alumni Mag- j ]-y<;bing periodazine.•Among the salient facts revealedby the survey is that the medianscore of 219 made on the AmericanCouncil Psychological Examinationby the class of 1936 was 17 pointshigher than that made by the classof 1935, and the .score of the cla.ssof ’35, the first class to be admittedunder the new plan, was in turn17 points higher than any previousclass. More than 7 per cent of thecurrent class, or one out of every17 students, was valedictorian of hishigh .school cla.ss. Over 10 per ceniranked in the upper tenth of thegraduating cla.ss, and approximate¬ly two-thirds were in the highestquarter.Flight per cent won honorsin interscholastic competitive con¬tests of educational achievementwhile they were in high school.Survey Show*Leadership AbilityNot ojily does the class of ’36 rankhigh in scholarship, Mr, Cramerfound, but a tabulation of the highschool activities in which they par- , . , , •ticipated gives evidence of their ' any longer than he desires atleadership ability. One-fourth of any particular hou.se.the class were members of one ormore interscholastic athletic teams iin the major sports; football, basket- iball, and track. One-sixth won hon- :ors in public speaking, debate and .dramatics. One-eighth of them were jeither editor-in-chief or businessmanager of the school paper or an¬nual. Nearly one-fifth held import¬ant positions in school organizations Twenty-five fraternities will starttheir quest for pledges tomorrowwith the mailing of invitations tofreshmen for dates for the two weekrushing period which opens Monday,April 3, the first day of the springquarter. No form of rushing outsidethe making of appointments withfreshmen will be legal during theremainder of this quarter and dur¬ing the entire .spring vacation.All freshmen as well as the twen¬ty-five houses, who are now girdingthe first deferredever conducted bycampus fraternities, are asked by theInterfraternity Council to abide bythe rushing rules set down by tha||body. Any violation of the regula¬tions will be dealt with by the fourexecutives of the Interfraternitjtcouncil.Blank appointment cards for mail¬ing to freshmen can be obtainedfrom Ross Whitney, president of theInterfraternity Council, at the PhjDelta Theta house. JRules in Brief *No fraternity can makr more thantwo engagements with any freshman jduring the first week of rushing, jDuring this week beginning .April 3) ionly two periods of the day may be 1used for rushing, namely 12 noort jto 2, and 6 to 8, No fraternity ma^ 'have more than one date with the.‘^ame freshman in one day.On the first Sunday of the Spring ^quarter, all fraternities will main* itain open house between 5:30 and I10:30. FVeshmen are invited to all jhouses, and no freshman may be de Carlof the department of Music. Theorchestra will make its second quar¬terly appearance of the year at 8:15tonight in Mandel hall, and will re¬peat the program at the same timetomorrow night.Originally only one concert wasplanned, but because tickets for to¬night were exhausted a week agoanother appearance was scheduled.Tickets are priced at fifty cents and“Scherzo,” by Ladislaus Gamauf;Tschaikowsky’s “Symphonie Pathet-ique;” “Sacred and ProfaneDances,” by Debussy; and the pre¬lude and excerpts from the third actof Wagner’s opera, ‘Die Meistersing-er von Nurnberg,” will be played bythe orchestra.The Wagner selections will fea¬ture the appearance of the new Uni¬versity Chorus, which will sing withthe orchestra. The solo parts of theDebus.sy dances will be played by Al¬berto Salvi, famous concert harpist.Ladislaus Gamauf, former con¬ductor of the opera in Budapest, andat present a graduate student in thedepartment of Music, will conductthe world premiere of his composi¬tion, “Scherzo.” MARY WOOLLEYTALKS IN CHAPELSERVICES SUNDAYDean Shailer MathewsGives ConvocationAddressMary Emma Woolley, president ofMount Holyoke College since 1900,will deliver the address at the cha¬pel services Sunday morning at 11;this will be the quarterly Convoca¬tion Sunday. The one-hundred sev- And Here’s theTypical CollegeMan—Milt Olin FACULTY PASSESNEW UNIVERSITYMilt Olin was selected as the“Typical College Man” yesterday bya committee composed of the Boardof Superiors of Blackfriars, an edi¬tor of College Humor and Sense,and Edgar Schooley,' director of thisyear’s Blackfriar production,“Gypped in Egypt.” Olin will prob¬ably be cast as the President of theUniversity.The five other candidates nomin¬ated by the women’s clubs, RobertBalsley, Don Birney, Jerry Jontry,Keith Parsons and Janies Porter willalso be given parts in the produc- HIGH CURRICULUMPlan Must be Submittedfor Approval ofSenate -enty-first Convo- j Parts will be assigned to themcation exercises 'UNIVERSITY RECEIVESGIFTS TOTALLING 40THOUSAND DOLLARS will be held in thechapel Tuesday !afternoon at 3. iOpening the;services of Con- ivocation Sunday :at 10, Reverend !Charles W. Gilkey Iwill conduct a 'half-hour Convo¬cation prayer.The topic of Dr.Woolley’s *sermonis “Students in ithe Present World !Situation.” jDr. Woolley, jwho i.'! internationally renowned a.- |an educator, has received three de- 'grees from Brow'n university. In j1894 she received an A. M. degree, iin 1895 an A. B., and in 1900 anL. H. O. degree. In the summer of •1931, Dr. Woolley was a delegateto the World Disarmament Confer- ience in Geneva. She is a past presi- ‘dent of the American Association of ,University Women and a member of \the National .Advisory Committee onEducation.Dr. Woolley by Mr. Schooley at the beginning ofthe Spring quarter.Henry Sulcer. Abbot of Black¬friars, in announcing Olin’s selection,declared, “Milt has proved throughhis past Friars’ experience that hedoes the type of w'ork required froma IJlackfriar star.”Olin, a junior, had a prominentrole in “Captain Kidd, Jr.,” andplayed the title part in “Whoa Hen¬ry.” He achieved success as a fresh¬man when he sang “Gangster Blues”in the former piece.He is a member of Phi Kappa Psifraternity, a columnist for the Phoe¬nix, and junior publicity managerof the Dramatic association. He hasappeared in several of the associa¬tion’s plays this year, including “ThePerfect Alibi” and Mirror.ALUMNI FETE STAGGIN ASSEMBLY LASTNIGHT AT DRAKESecond WeekThe second week of rushing willbegin the .second Monday of thequarter with each day of this week(Continued on page 4) , . -A total of nineteen gifts amount¬ing to $40,606 were accepted dur¬ing the past quarter by the Boardof Trustees, John F. Moulds, secre¬tary of the Board, stated yesterday.This indicates a decided decreasefrom last quarto.-, when $185,000 in .28.9 per cent were members of theschool honor society, qualificationsfor which often include not onlyscholarship but also outstandingachievement in leadership, service,and character.In all of these activities exceptmembership in the school honor so¬ciety, the boys outnumbered thegirls. This is at least partially ex¬plained by the fact that about 40Two-Year Honor FIntrsnce Scholar¬ships were awarded to men only, themain basis of award, aside fromscholarship, being evidence of lead¬ership ability, whereas nearly allother freshman scholarships are opento men and women alike.Average FreshmanIs Eighteen Year*The median age of the class,counting the age at the birthdaynearest October 1, 1932, is just un¬der eighteen years and seven months,approximately the same as for theprevious class. The boys averageapproximately one month older -thanthe girls. Two members of the class,a girl and a boy, were 15 years old.The olde.st in the class is 42.per cent were 17, 18, or 19old, with 7 per cent over 20.Mr. Cramer learned that the time jelapsing between high school and col¬lege was less than one year for 84.7 Iper cent of the class, while 2.6 per 1cent entered more than four, years 1after graduation. The latter figure jis more than twice as many as in \the class of ’35, an indication that isome are taking advantage of a pe- Iriod of unemployment to better !them.selves culturally. !One of the most striking bits of jevidence showing that higher edu- ication is reaching the masses in jAmerica is the number of parents jwith no college education who send jtheir children to college. Over 60 ■per cent of the fathers and 70 per Icent of the mothers never had a day jof college education. Another tab¬ulation shows that 53.7 per cent ofthe freshmen come from homes inwhich neither parent attended col¬lege. twenty-nine donations were given tothe University.i The largest pledge made duringt the la.st three months is one of $16,-: 000 made by an anonymous donorfor the continuance of the Pei’sianexpedition of the Oriental Institute.The remaining gifts are as follows:I F'rom Mr. Kenneth G. Smith,I $5,000 for the contingency account1 It C IVTH YT" I^’^uglas Smith Foundation.dllVo iVl LI llLl j p’rom Miss Elsie K. White, $3,000 Dean Shailer Mathews will deliverthe Convocation speech, discussing“The ITniversity and the RecOiisiruc-tion of Democracy.” Gi donatingseniors may each secui’e three tick¬ets in Harper Ml2. Five announce¬ments will also be given to each pros¬pective graduate.Gideonse BeginsSeries of Six One hundred and seventeen stu¬dents will be awarded degrees Tues¬day.Instructors WillGive Quizzes inPlace of ExamsHarry D. Gideonse, professor ofEconomics, will present the first ofa series of six lectures on “F>o-nomics. The Problem Today,” at8:15 Monday evening at the SinaiTemple, 4622 South Parkway. Thesubject of the first lecture will be‘‘American Economic Developmentand World Trade.” In this lecture,he will discuss the development ofthe United States from a debtor na¬tion to a creditor nation and alsoiLs process of development fromagriculture to industry.The dates and subjects of futurelectures by Professor Gideonse are:March 20—“American Flconomic De¬velopment and World Trade;”March 27—“The Economic ForeignPolicy of the United States;” April3—“The United ' States as a Pub¬lic and Private Creditor;” .April 17—“The Gold Standard—in Theoryand in Practice;” April 24—“Post-War Monetary Problems;” and May84.7 I 1—“The Problem of Stability andyears | instability as Illustrated by the Busi-ne.ss Cycle.”A course ticket for the six lec¬tures is $1.50, and the admission fora single lecture is 35 cents.Tickets for this series of lectin asare now on sale at the Sinai Tem¬ple. “to provide visiting professors.”F'rom the Life Insuranqe SalesResearch Bureau of Hartford, Con¬necticut, a pledge of $500 for theuse of Professor A. W. Kornhauserof the .School of Business for thecontinuance of a special researchproject.F''rom the Executive Committee ofthe Council of the National Academyof Sciences, a grant of $500 for theAstrophysical Journal.From the Society of ColonialWars, $300, for the Local Commun¬ity Research Program, to be match-(Continued on page 4)W. ARNOLD-FORSTERDISCUSSES PEACEW. .Arnold-Forster, ' observer atGeneva for the British Peace Move¬ment and technical advisor to theNational Peace Council of London,will give a public lecture Mondayat 8:15 in Harper assembly room onthe topic, “Disarmament to Date.”He is the author of “The Appeal toReason,” “The Disarmarhent Confer¬ence,” and articles on the “Freedomof the Seas,” and the “Blockade,”as well as many shorter works ondisarmament. Term Papers, InsectSpray, Hit Campus;Spring’s Here, Too!Several things happened yester¬day. The weather opened up and be¬gan to look like spring. PresidentHutchins announced classes everyday next week, the first robin ar¬rived on campus (9:57 A. M. infront of Beecher) and the Build¬ings and Grounds department went jaround spraying the tops of the trees iwith the customary vile mixture. ,It’s pleasant little things like these ;that make the end of the quarter— iand especially this quarter—worth 'while. Things like the first robin, orlike the Lexington hall cat chasingthe Cobb hall squirrel, or like beingdoused with the B. and G. uept.’s ;most potent spray, do wonders to ’allay that when-will-I-ever-finish- 'that-term-paper feeling.And so: the Cobb hall squirrel will :get away from the Lexington hall 'cat, for the hundredth time; the ;first robin will settle down and raise ia family; B. and G. insecticide will ievaporate from coats; everybody willgo to classes next week; and termpapers will somehow get in.Ends of quarters are SO muchfun! Although quarterly examinationshave been officially aboli.shed, mostUniversity instructors who were in¬terviewed yesterday were unanimousin their belief that quizzes shouldbe administered to students at theend of their cour.'ies in order to helpthem to organize and review the ma¬terial which they were supposed tohave learned. These tests, rangingfrom one to three hours in duration,will be given during the regular classperiods.Meanwhile, George A. Works,dean of Students, ye.sterday expres.®-ed a different opinion as to the ex¬cellence of the new system of grad¬ing.‘ I feel that the refined gradingisystem is more indicative of the stu¬dent’s success in meeting the re¬quirements of the instructor thanthe new grading plan. I believe thatone can form a clearer opinion of astudent in examining a report cardcontaining an A and two B’s than inlooking at one containing three S’s,”stated Dean Works. A large group of festive spiritedUniversity alumni gathered last eve-j ning at the Drake hotel to pay honorto the Old Man. .A talk by Deanj Gordon J. Laing started the groupj of addresses, followed by speeches, by President Hutchins and four otherfaculty members.1 Dean Frank R. Lillie gave a re¬sume of recent activities in the di¬vision of the Biological Sciences;Professor William Ogburn then toldof the work of preparing and com¬piling the recent report of Presi-I dent Hoover’s committee on socialI trends, and Professor .Arthur H.I Compton set forth a number of the¬ories as to the origin of the universe,i explaining how his researches in thenature of cosmic rays would help to! solve the riddle.I At this point Amos .Alonzo Stagg: rose to give a short speech of fair-well to his friends and admirersamong the alumni. He warmlyeulogized Mrs. Stagg and the inspir¬ation she has given him in the cour.'-eof his career. He was greeted witha tremendous ovation.President Hutchins in his speech,the last on the program, first brieflyreviewed the new plan as it was toapply to the upper Divisions; thenhe turned to the University’s finan¬cial problems. The curriculum of the last twoyears of the University High school,which has been undergoing revisionby a joint committee of the highschool and college faculties sinceJanuary was approved ‘with a fewchanges at a meeting of the facultyof the College yesterday. The recom¬mendations of that body will prob¬ably be submitted to the Senate at aspecial meeting next week.The general plan provides for theadministration of the la.st two yearsof University high, to be known asthe Senior High school, by a jointcomittee of the College 'and highschool faculty. Courses similar tothe general survey courd^ jh) theUniversity will be offered, but theirscope will not be as largki'll|»YtDuring the current yea|\J^niprsfrom the high school have oeen ^o-ing work in the general »|il$lirreycourses.With this in mind the cWlAlitteerecommended that, in th^wl^tjimnquarter of next year, high schoolseniors, carefully selected’’oh'^‘thebasis of their past record^j^i^^jbepermitted to register for one ormore college courses for vfhjf^'theyseem qualified. At first the numberwill be ^limited; no more thin tMten-ty-five are expected to be admittedduring the fii’st year. TH*e’'(laibessof these groups will deterrqij^ j thefuture policy.Graduates of the new Seti%i^*Yt!ghschool will receive an appropriatecertificate upon completion of therequirements for graduation".^* how¬ever, only those graduates who haveshown themselves to be adequatelyprepared for higher work ih 'Wt Col¬lege will be permitted to r^gi^^r inthe University. ^This program of revision iVas be¬gun by members of the UniversityHigh school several months beforethe College took charge of thW tvbrk.International HouseHolds Polish NightProgram, Game PartyWOMEN’S CLUBS HOLDELECTIONS APRIL 24 Two programs of unusual interestare featured oa the International; House program of week-end events.Tonight the Polish students will pre-i sent another in the series of na¬tional nights at 8:30 in the Inter-i national House theater. Tomorrowj night at 8 Miss Edna Geister, na-j tionally known play director, willconduct one of the parties for which' she is famous. Professor’s RadioCriticism Brings200 AnswersElection of officers in all women’sclubs will be held simultaneouslyrather than at the clubs’ discretion,according to a ruling passed yester¬day at a meeting of the InterclubCouncil. Monday, April 24, is thedate on which elections will takeplace. All clubs who have not al¬ready chosen their officers for thecoming year will do so at that time.This sets the elections for one weekafter pledging, but the exact datemay be changed after this quarter.Thi* i* the Ia*t i**ue of TheDaily Maroon until Tue*day,April 4. The Polish Night will be introduc¬ed by an address from Dr. FredericWoodward, vice-president of the Uni¬versity. It will consist of music,songs, national and folk dances rep¬resentative of Polish culture andwill be followed by social dancingto the music of the Gold ’n’ Blue.Aces orchestra.The party Miss Geister will directtomorrow night will consist entire^'of informal games. There will be nodancing. Miss Geister, the authorof “Ice Breaker,” “It Is to Laugh”and numerous books on play lead¬ership, recently assisted with theRecreation Days for the unemployedat Ida Noyes, Mail received by the Univfli'sityradio department reached, ,a ^ mewhigh yesterday when nearly 200 let¬ters had come in as the result ofProfessor Harry D. Gideo^i^^’s. ^IkTuesday on the economic beliefs ofF’ather Coughlin. It is qf|:ini|atpdthat tnore than 170,000 listened tothe broadcast. **1^ ''F''ather Coughlin, who talksi eachSunday over a chain hookup* on con¬temporary social, economic,I a poli¬tical problems, first had his policiesattacked by Professor Gideonse onFebruary 28. The large responsefrom both Catholics and Protestantsprompted one listener t«(l I offerprinted copies of the next speech toall who write in for them td theradio department.Professor Gideonse, in ibkhUhistalks, has taken pains to ^explainthat he*^ had no quarrel with theFeather’s religious convictiorwi djff-er-ing with him only on the. basis ofeconomic policies. To date n<i replyhas been heard from FatherfCwulgh-lin.Tuesday morning at 11 ProfessorGideonse will take part in a roundtable discussion on dis^i-^y^mentwith T. V. Smith, professor of Phil¬osophy and W. .Arnold-Foiift)erj*tllr» t-no4 COMPETE IN FINALSOF READING CONtESTj Fred Eastman, professor of Re-j ligious Literature and Drama, FrankHurburt O’Hara, associate professorof English, and Edith Watts, a grad¬uate student in English, will be thejudges in the Florence James Adamspoetry reading contest todkY at 4 inClassics 10.The contestants are: Natalie Goi*-don, Joseph Hamburge#," ArthurHeim, and Jane Weinreb. Twoprizes, of $75 and $25, will beawarded.■iiMi liiiiM J•vTjrr'W""Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 17, 1933iatlg iTOarnonFOUNDED m 1901The Daily Maroon is the olTicial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published morninKS except ^turday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.5U a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fcr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 18T9.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor.in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManagerRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherASSOCIATE EDITORSJ«De Biesenthal Robert HerzogWilliam Goodatein David C. LevineBetty Hadmii Edward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINES.« ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJohn Barden Robert Hasterlik Dugald McDougallTom Barton Howard Hudson Howard RichClaira Danziger David Kutner Sue Richardson.Ansoa Dorinson Dan MacMaster Jeanette RifasNoel Geraon F'lorence WUhnickSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman Fred Gundrum William O'DonnellAlbert Ten Eycl"' William Lotenthal Robert SamuelsNight Editor: David C. LevineAssistant: Howard M. RichFriday, March 17, 1933THIS IS NOT A LITTLE MATTER!Dt. Ellsworth Paris, University professor of Soci¬ology, landed in New York yesterday after sevenmonths devoted to a study of African tribes in theBelgian Congo.Interviewed at the dock by a newspaper man,the University savant unsmilingly remarked, “Thepygmies are as intellectually accessible as my ownstudents in Chicago.”We are not a bit surprised. Pygmies shouldbe. They do not have to devote their time andenergies to selecting typical college men and pro¬ducing clever musical comedies immortalizing dis¬appearing college life. Nor do pygmies consumemany hours arranging Washington Proms or serv¬ing as members of student publication staffs. Thenit is not necessary for those very fortunate nativesto take time from their studies while contriving newways of rushing freshmen that will successfullyelude alert Interfraternity council eyes. And younever heard of pygmies becoming seriously dis¬tracted over the problem of choosing the tenyoung ladies of their group possessed of the great¬est charm and personality.No, we should fully expect Professor Paris tofind Ahican pygmies as capable of absorbingknowledge as any student of our famed Univer¬sity. In fact, were the new plan of educationoffered to such young folk of the Belgian Congo,they would undoubtedly progress through its sur¬vey courses at a speed great enough to swell withjoy the heart of a University dean and break withdespair the heart of the University Bursar.They would have, you see, some time to study.—W. E. T.The only thing acomplished by abolishing theexamination schedule has been the creation of aless desirable situation where the majority of stud¬ents must write three examinations of the regulartwo hour length in two days, whereas formerlymost students were enabled to use three days forthis task.And as we send the last edition of the quar¬ter to press, we are moved to publish at theend of our column a bit of verse placed on ourdesk a while ago:THE EDITOR'S REWARD*‘What have ymi done?” St. Peter asked"That I should admit you here?”“7 ran a paper,” the editor said,"Of my college, for one long ydar.”St. Peter pityingly shook kis headAnd gravely touched a bell."Come in, poor thing, select your harp,"You've had your share of h....”—Annapolis "Log”\ I The Travelling Bazaar |^ By Jerry Jontry ILAST NIGHT I WAS DREAMINGI was in a Blackfriar Board of Superiors meet¬ing. I had crashed the meeting and as punishment jthey were about to elect me most typical man on |campus. I squirmed about—it was a nightmare. !I cried out in my sleep. Then the Superiors came !to my rescue and by a bit of juggling of the rulesof the contest MUt Olin was selected. I heaveda sleepy sigh and dreamed on.There was Ruth Walters—walking to school.Just behind her came Doi'othy Trude who walkea ;right by Bill Sills and didn’t even speak. Then |Then came the Alpha Delts carrying Gus mortally ;wounded from a fight with Duke the Deke. The |Dekes came along in a body—returning the cupsthey had stolen from the A. D.'s. You see, they jwere sorry. Pledge Newton jumped up on the !stone railing and announced he had been an jAlpha Sig for years. O, the horror of it! jNow it was noon—^hut the circle was empty. INot a club girl was to be seen. Little Lloyd Bush jinformed me the girls had lost their cars and jdidn’t know where to find them. I ran up to the |Freshman library. Peggy Moore was there—walk- |ing about on her hands—to save her soul—she idoes so want to go to heaven. |Out in the hall I met Dean Scott. He was in a |frightful rage—“Four fraternities refuse to leave Ithe campus—but we’ll get them!” (of course hewas dreaming, too). jIn front of Cobb hall .V. Y. Jim was giving 'away five dollar gold pieces because Wilmot \Palmer accused him of being a hoarder. James jWeber Linn was selling Maroons and quoting jKeats. Jack Clancy, with tears in his eyes, wasbegging Rod Chapin not to pledge Phi Psi. Every¬one turned away from me when I walked up. ,No one wanted their name in the Travelling Ba-... \zaar. I heard Georg Mann was flunking out of \school. Just in front of me Eleanor Wilsonwhipped out a pistol and shot Mr. Hutchinson•because he wouldn’t let her, as an Aide, take thefinal exam. A bunch of Chi Psis gathered on the Cbench and sang Beta songs, arranged by Peter¬son, the Phi Gam. Madelene Rummler walked byin a new pair of masculine pants but no one saida word, so she turned and called them all “sardines.” Betty Zeigler stood passing out invitationsto everyone to a small party at her house. Offto my left someone told a funny story and Lor-aine Ade got it at once. Mary Ellen Buck felldown and broke her arm while Gundrum, Fosterand Webster stood by and collected the four toone bets that she couldn’t set it herself. Jcwk'Al-, len was going about running down the Freshmanclass. Merle Giles was lamenting about comingfrom Oklahoma. It was a hectic scene—so I cas¬ually wandered on, /Up in Harper library, pandemonium reignedsupreme. There was a radio going full blast inevery corner, and Ed Goldsmith sat quietly in thecenter of the room. Lennox Grey and Prof. Bretzwere throwing books at one another for the A.A. Stagg, Jr. trophy. Rudolpf Bretz sat keepingscore of the hits. Frank O’Hara walked by andwas struck by a copy of Shaw’s plays (some claima student on the sidelines threw it).Ruth Kaufman was claiming she was not Bill’ssister. Warren Thompson came in crying, “BuyAmerican—Hearst is right—Hearst is might—fortomorrow I go to work for Mr. Hearst.” GeorgeCameron was leaving to become a monk in the Cand A school—he has been there so long. JaneScouller was wearing her hair down her backand playing little Eva like she used to do InPontiac,Entering the elevator I was surprised to feel itdrop like a shot. Tarzan Deetns was the operatorand when we came to the bottom he stuck out hisbrawny arm and stopped it without a tremor.President Hutchins stood at the door in his robespassing out copies of the 1933 Cap and Gown(this was really a dream), Bette Hansen sat be¬side him drawing his picture. Larry Schmidt satin his office drawing pay.Outside the polo team was playing in front ofHaskell. Bruce Benson fell off while I was look¬ing and broke his leg—so they had to shoot him.(I laughed out loud in my dream, because now Iknew he wouldn’t be coming in late anymore and ■waking me up). ]On my walk over to the Coffee Shop I sawKreuscher, Scheel and Hempleman playing leap ,frog with a rushee. Reminded me of almond bars (—sweet but nutty. Rube Frodin stood by grin¬ning. I pinched myself to see if I was dreaming. ■I was. Nels Fuqua walked by muttering. “I’ll never -set foot upon this campus again.” I met LorraineWatson and she agreed to come to the Deke housefor lunch if we would have chop suey. So I ran <home to kill the dog. iAfter lunch I walked along the street in frontof the now vacant fraternity houses. A big sign infront of the Sigma Chi house read “House ForSale—including phone numbers and addresses on 'the wall.”Walking into the Coffee Shop I saw FrankHarding—^whom I was startled to find wildly am¬bitious to be a big activity man, polishing theapple with the boys of 0. & S. Ray Zenner sat iat a table by himself while at the next table sat *six rushable freshmen. Don Bimey walked inwith an unknown girl—but there was not a wordof gossip. Valerie Johnson and Marj Chaplin werepractising their violin duet to be played at convo¬cation. And then—well, I have to wake up some¬time, don’t I? SOCIETY*»yElisabethWhat nice people some people areto give other people parties whenmost people would be studying likemost people should! The Blackhawk,with a college party tonight, and theAchoths, with an informal party atIda Noyes tomorrow night, upholdthis otherwise barren week-end.Oh glory! Examinations. Maybeebooks for a little while, anyhow—we really should, you know—And how about these graduates?Well so what? Nothing—Anyway,goodbye, you cute things. 'Best ofluck and all that—Ralph Webster,Caroline Brooks, Bob Balsley, MaryShultz, Bernie Wein, and Bob Lee,fifteen years from now—and all theothers.—Ana after all this—the Cafe andBlackhawk are giving college par¬ties the twenty-fourth—so if youwant to celebrate exams being overand all—and then holidays—blesstheir little hearts—please do excit¬ing things so I can write about themnext quarter—and you nasty peoplegoing on trips—have fun but comehome soon—and all of you get lotsof nice air and sunshine, milk, andsleep and come back bright and hap¬py—And Margy Moore — Shame!Shame! and Milty, old thing, it Pot¬ter that does the groan and gigglecombination at nine o’clock—it real¬ly is— 50% REDUCTIONin RAILROAD FARESfor Students’ Sprinsr VacationONE FARE FOR ROUND TRIPin coaches onlyTickets may be purchased to many points in the UnitedStates good going and returning on dates conforming toclosing and opening of College.For Further Particulars Consult Railroad Ticket AgentsSAVE TIMETRAVEL BY TRAININ SAFETY AND COMFORT“THE KEYHOLE,” LOCAL PAPER,publishes university newsA new South Shore •publication,“The Keyhole,” is including severalpages of University news in its bi¬monthly edition. The next issue willappear Monday.FOR CXILE.EGB GIRLSonly...mSm kmm wlm^g. SwS iGmMM. MMt OM.hw 1, JlMMT LMoan SiTsiNBsa coluob"Ata.IM4S4Trr HILL’S CAFETERIA' 1165-75 East 63rd St.We Feature Noonday Luncheon25cEvening Dinner 35cSunday Dinner 50cServed on 2nd Floor The College StudentLikes to Be Cateredto That’s Why theUrban RoomSatisfiesWhy not sup and dance to the captivating rhythmof DON IRWIN and his Congress Hotel Orchestrain the Urban Room.Robert Royce, the California vocalist continues tohelp make the Urban Room the favorite rendezvousfor smart college folks this season.Your Varsity Club Cards will be valid during theSpring vacation.The Congress HotelMichigan at Congressr►►►►►►►►►r►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►►► SAVE*32 next quarterON LIVING EXPENSESRooms with bath and 3 meals daily!Eat all you want. Only $100 forentire quarter.You can pay by the week. . . Hurry!We have only a limited numberof rooms available.Five minutes walk from campusGladstone Hotel6200 Kenwood AvenueHyde Park 4100CHICAGO iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiA<<<dAAATHE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MARCH 17. 1933 Page ThreeDAILY MAROON SPORTS ■ - _iWRIGHT HANDLAUNDRYREDUCED PRICESGLOMSET CAPTAINSSWIMMERS; NAHSERTO LEAD POLOISTSDan Glomset was elected captainof next season’s swimming^ team andFrank Nahser was elected to leadthe 1934 water 'polo team at the an¬nual banquet of the mermen Wed¬nesday evening. Glomset, a mem¬ber of Kappa Sigma, is a sophomore,last season winning the Central A.U. junior breast-stroke title. Heis one of the leading scorers on theswimming team and is goalie on thewater polo team. Frank Nahser, amember of Alpha Delta Phi, hasbeen one of the outstanding piayerson the water polo squad.The Maroon tankmen will be hostto the outstanding swimmers of theBig Ten schools as the Conferencechampionship swimming meet getsunder way this evening in Bartlettnatatorium. Michigan is favored towin, but Northwestern’s swimmersmay surprise the experts by beatingthe Wolverines. Illinois looms as thedark horse. New records are ex¬pected in aearly every event, forthe Big Ten teams are better bal¬anced this year than ever before,with more outstanding swimmers.Among the stars to appear tonightare Johnny Schmieler of Michigan,a conference champion in the 200-yard breast stroke and the 220-yardfree style, Degener, star Wolverinefancy diver, and Hines of Illinois,who ha.*! distinguished himself in thebackstroke.Success of BaseballNine May Depend onStaff of Moundsmen Maroon Gymnasts Favored as Usual;Seek Eighth Title in Nine SeasonsI Coach Dan Hoffer’s gymnasts will |enter the Big Ten Conference meet1 in Bartlett tomorrow evening atI 7:45' with an excellent chance to car- |I ry away first honors. Chicago has |I won seven of the last eight cham-; pionship meets.I Captain George Wrighte in theI last two meets has won seven of thei eight events in which he was enter¬ed and finished second to his team¬mate Murphy in the eighth event.It is expected that he will repeat hiswinnings and that his team-mates,I Murphy, Scherubel, Hanley, Das-i bach, Savich, and Constantine willI help the team attain Chicago’s fif-I teenth championship since 1892.j Injuries Improved[ Captain Wrighte’s injured kneeI has not prevented him from winning jI throughout the season and Scheru- 'I bel’s wrist, injured in the triangular ;I meet with Illinois and Minne.^ota jI two weeks ago, is improved.I Wrighte’s injured knee is in bet-: ter condition; Coach Hoifer plans toI enter him in the tumbling event to-i morrow evening.i In the coming meet Wrighte, Jef-j ferson, and Savich will be enteredI in the horizontal bar. In the side-' horse, Wrighte, Hanley, and Savich ji will represent Chicago while Wrighte, jI Scherubel, and Murphy will partici- |j pate on the parallel bars and flying jI rings. Nordhaus, Scherubel, and |I either Wrighte, Constantine, or Das- ii bach will be entered in tumbling.In this season’s competitioni Coach Hoffer’s team has won everyI meet and has defeated all of theI teams- to be entered in the Confer-j ence meejt with the exception of Michigan, which was not on theschedule.Outstanding gymnasts from otherschools that will furnish competitionfor the Chicago squad include Glas-ser, in the all-around; Cadle, intumbling; and Gray, on the horizon¬tal and parallel bars; all from Illi¬nois. Minnesota has Wenzel, secondin tumbling last year; Hill, a “trip¬le threat” man in tumbling, horse,and horizontal bars; and Marti andOlson, competing on the rings andhorizontal bar. Ponto of Michigan,,in horizontal and parallel bars andtumbling; Lassila, and Sebald, alsoWolverines, in the all-around, areother outstanding gymnasts in themeet.FOUR BIG TEN TRACKTEAMS ENTER ARMOURRELAYS AT FIELDHOUSEEntries of Northwestern, Wiscon¬sin, Purdue, Marquette, and Chicagotrack teams for the University sec¬tion of the Armour Relays at thefieldhouse on April 1 have been re¬ceived by John J. Schommer, direc¬tor of athletics at Armour Instituteof Technology. Indiana’s conferencechampion team probably also willcompete, and Notre Dame may sendits squad to the meet.The college section already has alarge number of entries, includingBradley, Illinois State, LaGrange,Thornton, Pittsburg Teachers ofPittsburg, Kan., Milwaukee StateTeachers, Butler, L#oyola, NorthCentral, Lake Forest, Crane, DePaul, and Armour. SEVEN TEAMS SEEKFENCING TITLE; HOLDTRIAL BOUTS TONIGHTThe Big Ten fencing meet, whichgets under way tonight at 7:30 inBartlett gym will see a large fieldof fencers contending for the covet¬ed gold medals to be awarded tothe winners. Maroon swordsmenare strong enough again this yearto figure as championship prospects.Seven candidates will furnishstrong opposition to entrants in foilcompetition. The list of contestantsincludes: Epstein of Illinois, the de¬fending champion; Julian of Chicago,runner-up last year; Cox of North¬western; and other little known butRENT AUTOMOBILES DIRECT FROMOWNERSNo red Upe. RATES AS LOW AS $1.00.'No tnileaire charfce.I AUTO RENTAL BUREAUMidway 2899 6418 Stony Island Ave.Join the NewFrA^itemityatGEORGESMENS SHOP1003 E. 55th St.“Meet me at Georges” dangerous fencers, Judson of Wis¬consin, Mayer of Michigan, Wrightof Purdue, and Craig of Ohic^State.Young Dominates FieldIn epee the field is dominated byBurt Young, Maroon swordsman,former national A. A. U. champion,but Stephenson of Illinois and Grun-er of Northwestern prevent a sureprediction of victory for him. i 1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073TERESA DOLAN’S DANCESSaturday Eve’s — Midway TempleFriday Eve's — PershiriK BallroomAdmiaaion 35 CcntaPrivate Lessons day or evenint? at Studio6332 Cottase Grove Tel. Hyde Park 3086CANTONTEA GARDENWabash & Van Buren3 Great Floor Shows Daily.AT.Luncheon C. f\11 to 3 jUc or Supper |5 P.M. onHUSK O’HAREand hisGenial Gentlemen of the AirWith 3 Burke SistersAmerica’s Most Talked About OrchestraFriday Is Our College NightNo Cover Charge at Any TimePhone Har. 2442Prospects for the Maroon varsitynine have been pounding away withvim, vigor and bats for the past two |weeks out of doors under the tutelageof Coach Pat Page. IThe pitchers, at first doped to be ,the weakest group of the squad have ishown considerable promise of late, jI.angford, Beaks, and Straske of la.st iyear’s squad show up best at pres- iont. Lewi.s and Offil are fighting it 'out for the back.stop position, Ithough Weiskopf and Rice are show- iing up well in practice. 1Tht name Greyhound on youi ticket leyour guarantee oi a iaf«. punctual trip—in a modern coach kept in perfect condi¬tion by eapart mechanica driven by a(rained veteran driver Greyhound faresare »he lowet’ -ntsihle ronaitteni withhigh atandarda oi safety and comfort.One RoundWay TripMinneapolis . .$ 7.00 $12.00Detroit 6.00St. Louis 6.30Springfield, III. . . . 3.50 6.00Kansas City 6.95 11.45Cleveland, O . . 5.50 9.90Grand Rapids .... 6.00Flint, Mich 3.50 6.30Madison, Wis 4.50Dubuque, la 5.50Ft. Wayne, Ind. . . 3.50 6.30Washington, D. C. . . 12.75 22.90Buffalo, N. Y 8.50 15.30New York . . 14.50 26.10Toledo, O 6.30Hundreds of similar bargains toall parts of America. For full in¬formation :Phone WABash 7700Union Bus Terminal, 1157 S.Wabash,2>outh Side Depot, 6302 Stony Is.Loop: 170 N. State, and ShermanHotel;North: Wilson and Broadway.GREY/HOUND , like roods© 1933. Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co.THEY’RE MILDER-THEY TASTE BETTERThafs the part TurkishTobaccos play in makingChesterfields Taste BetterSMOKERS notice a certain “touch” inChesterfields that conies from havingjust enough Turkish tobacco in them ... aspicy, aromatic flavor that’s much the sameto a cigarette as seasoning is to food.For only by blending and cross-blendingthe right amounts of mild Domestic tobaccoswith the right amount of Turkish can weget the flavor and aroma that Chesterfieldsmokers enjoy.Next time, ask for “The Cigarette thatSatisfies”. . . you’ll get Chesterfields, withMilder, Better Taste.o ester field\Page Four THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, MARCH 17. 19334TA ROOM’I^rVice a PleasureHome CookingSatisfiesFull Course DinnerFIFTY CENTSLuncheonsTHIRTY FIVE CENTSTasty Sandwichesto order1335 E. 57th St.Today —It comes for one big week!The International Sensation“MAEDCHENINUNIFORM”with German DialogueEnglish Subtitles‘‘See it by all means . . . It’s thebest picture I ever saw.”—WalterWinchell.TOWERTheater—63rd Blackstone Mail Date CardsT omorrow; Rwshingto Begin April 3(Continued from page 1)ed by other i’unds pledged to theSocial Science Research Committee.Fjam the National Research Coun¬cil of Washington, D. C., a grantof $250 for the use of Mi. Paul K.Dunn, a Fellow in the Geology de¬partment, in connection with hisstudy of the correlation of »ilurianstrata in the Mississippi Basin.From the Therapeutic ResearchCommittee of the American Medical: Association, a grant of $250 for thei support of an investigation of thej factors controlling pancreatic func-' tion by Dr. Eugene U. Still of theI Department of Physiology.From the Petrolager Laboratories,Incorporated, a grant to the De-I partment of Physiology of $2,000 a' year for a period of five years, forI the free use of the Department inthe field of research under the direc-, tion of Dr. Carlson,i From the Eli Lilly and Companyof Indianapolis, Indiana, a fellow-; ship in the amount of $1,200 in sup-' port of the investigations being car¬ried on by Dr, Samuel Becker, ofthe Department of Dermatology.From the Chicago Urban League,$150, to the Social Science ResearchCommittee to be matched by otherfunds pledged to the committee.From the Chicago Alumnae Club,$200 to cover the winter quarter,1933, tuition of two students.From Frances K. Hutchinson,$4,000 to be added to the endow¬ment of the Robert Ridgway Me¬morial Fund of Bird Haven, and$2,881 to be added to the currentexpense account for Wychwood(Lake Geneva, Wisconsin).From the American Council ofLearned Societies, a grant of $3,000for the use of Professor R. J. Bon¬ner and Associate Professor GertrudeSmith of the Department of Greekfor the expenses of preparing Vol¬ume II of their “History of the .Ad¬ministration of Justice in Ancient Today on theQuadranglesL-.‘ hal kempiWants to see you onSt. Patrick's DayFriday—March 17thCome to the Blackhawk and enjoy allthese features:1. Sp&ial entertainment* by your campusstars:Dorothy Dunaway, prominent singer oftheL l933 Mirror Revue.Al Ten EyckWally MontgomeryEri|le BrownCollege performance is at 11:00 P. M.2. Hal Kemp and his orchestra.3. Deane Janis4. A great professional show.5. An excellent dinner—One Dollar.6. No Cover Charge at any time.Friday—March 24thCelebrate the end of the school quarterat the Blackhawk. We will present theentire college floor show again on that date. CLASSIFIED ADSRooms for students. Single or dbl.with or without sleeping porch.6152 Ellis Ave.FOR RENT—Beautiful 2^2 roomapt. Gas, elec, refrig. free. Rentreas. 100% service. 5518 Ellis .Ave.Agent on premises. Tel. H. P. 0085.F^OR RENT—Nice large room, inprivate family. Homelike. Willshare meals if desired. 3r(i apt.6029 Woorilawn .Avenue. Mid. 9249.PSYCHOLOGISTMadame Merie — noted Frenchpsychologist. Hotel Southmoor,.Monday, .March 20. Reading- byappointment. F’aiifax 5100. After.Monday, F'airfax 6848.LIVE in FRENCHlit >i(u ntial SuinnitT Sch<iol (c«i-f (ii.’cntional t June 26- July 29.Only t rench spoken. Fee !<1.5o.Hoard and Tuition. Elementary,1 nternieiliate, .Advancfal. Writefor eiicular to Secretary, Hesi-dential French SumnirT School.McGILL UNIVERSITYMthNTKt, \t. f University ReceivesGifts Totalling 40Thousand DollarsNext issue of Daily Maroon willbe published on Tuesday, April 4.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel. “A Lenten Lit¬urgy.” .Associate Professor HaroldR. Willoughby. At 12 in JosephBond chapel.University Symphony Orchestraconcert. The University Chorus;Alberto Salvl, harp soloist with theorchestra; Carl Bricken, conductor.At 8:15 in Mandel hall.Undergraduate OrganizationsW’estern Conference Swimmingmeet. .At 7:30 in Bartlett Gymnas¬ium.Conference Gymnastic and Fenc¬ing meets. .At 7:45 in BartlettGymnasium.W. A. A. S’plash party. At 8 inIda Noyes pool.Achoth Informal party. .At 8 inIda Noyes hall.SATURDAY, MARCH 18Music and Religious ServicesUniversity Symphony Orchestraconcert. At 8:15 in Mandel hall.Public lecture: “Some Reflectionson Culture and Liberty.” JacquesMaritan, Catholic philosopher andthinker. .At 8:15 in Social ScienceAssembly room.Greece.”P’rom the Sandoz Chemical Works,Incorporated, a grant of $800 forthe support of certain studies of theeffects of calcium gluconate, underthe direction of Professor Luck-hardt of the Department of Physiol¬ogy, during the year 1933,From the National Academy ofScience, an appropriation of $500to aid in the publication of an ac¬cumulation of W'orthy manuscriptsin Physiological Zoology.From Mr. Charles F\ Cutter, Foun¬tain Cottage, Low Fell, near New-castle-on-Tyne, England, $50 forprizes to be awarded for proficiencyin common dialect Greek.From Dr. Otto Schmidt, $25 tothe Social Science Research Com¬mittee to be matched by otherfunds pledged to the Committee. (Continued from page 1)being divided into four periods,namely: luncheon, 12 to 2; after¬noon, 2 to 6; dinner, 6 to 8:30; andevening, 8:30 to 10:30. The only re¬striction regarding the number ofdates is that no more than one en¬gagement with any single man mayoccur on the same day. Thus a fra¬ternity may see a freshman a maxi¬mum of seven times during the sec¬ond w'eek or nine times during theentire two week rushing period,which officially closes at midnight ofthe second Sunday of the quarter.After Sunday there may be no con¬tact of any kind between freshmenand fraternities.Official pledging will be donethrough preferential bidding to behandled by Dean William E. Scottand Dean Jerome Kerwnn on thethird Monday of the quarter. Eachfraternity w'ill submit to either of thetwo deans between 9 and - sn thatMonday a list of the men desiredby that house, the list not beingmore than twice the number actual¬ly expected to be pledged. SHOTWELLHALL Is the most attractive and com¬pletely equipped hall in HydePark. It is homelike, has an air ofrefinement that is most pleasing,and its rental price is very rea¬sonable.For inspection or information callat Room 12, Shotwell Building,Fifty-fifth St. and BlackstoneAve., or Phone'Fairfax 5715.SW.\N. I.ORISH AND CASHERS•AtjentsTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOMimeographing and Typewriting OfficeLOW RATESonTERM PAPERSExperienced TypistsLexington 15 Phone Midway 0800 Local 435835 University Ave.FREE RENT to family desiringa vacation or chance to study next tsummer at Iowa State College in ex¬change for their own apartment inChicago. C. L. Fitch, 420 Ash Ave.,Ames, low’a.6059 Woodlawn Ave. Cozy rms.lexceptional home cooking, vi blockto U. of C. $6-$8. H. P. 2085. CAFE DE ALEXfor your“AFTER-EXAM”CELEBRATIONFriday, March 24A week from tonight Cafe de Alex presents be¬sides its regular floor show a group of prominentcampus stars including: MILT OLIN, Master ofCeremonies, WALLY MONTGOMERY, AL TENEYCK, ERNIE BROWN, DOROTHY DUNA¬WAY, and that danseuse supreme JOE SALEKwho will be remembered for his rumba and DixieMoore numbers of last year’s Blackfriars show. Hewill repeat them in this show next Friday night.And don’t forget our special offers. Any partyof four will receive a special rate of one dollar and ahalf per person which incudes dinner, all the gingerale you wish, and we park your car for you free ofcharge. If you desire reservations for this celebra¬tion, please phone Andover 2438.CAFE DE ALEX80 WEST RANDOLPHat Randolph ^ hm ®D or0l)taTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Av^snue at 5 7th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUND.AY, MARCH 19, 1933I :00 A. M.—“The Wholeness of Things and Ideas.” Thepersonality of man, and the unity of God.4:00 P. M. CHANNINC CLUB TEA. Unitarian ParishHouse. “An Experiment in International Educa¬tion,” by Miss* Mattie DeHaam, Fi^ld Secretary forThe American People’s College in Europe. The Church ofTHE REDEEMER(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. White, Episcopal Student PastorSUNDAY .SERVICESHoly Communion, 8:00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon, 1 1 :00 A. M.Evensong and Sermon, 5:00 P. M.Three services every week-day. Church open daily for prayerand meditation.