• (Batlp iHaroon Official lil®Coll 205Vol. 33. No. 70. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1933 Price Three CentsBretz ChartsCity’s First20,000 YearsBy WILLIAM K. TRAYNORTwenty thousand years of geolog¬ical history, indelibly engraved onthe earth's surface, are vividly por¬trayed in the colored map of theChicago area, recently completed byProfessor J. Harlan Bretz of the de¬partment of geology. The map isnow mounted on the south wall ofRosenwald hall.Using as a base the topographical HOST OF STARSAPPEARS TODAYIN SEW SHOWPolice Escort Will UsherLoop Celebritiesto Mandel Beebe Reveals Mysteriesof Sea in Lecture Tonight•After a week’s delay, due to ad¬verse weather conditions, the finalarrangements for the Senior StageShow have been completed and thecommittees in charge are simply. - . waiting for the police escort that jmap of the area prepared by the j will usher the formidable array fromUnited States Geological Survey, the loop studios and theaters to theProfessor Bretz has represented by stage of Mandel hall this afternoonmeans of various colors the compo- at 3:30.sition of the surface in each part of “The Cat and Fid-the city and surrounding districts.To appreciate the geoiogy of ourlocal area, we must go back to theice-age, when a glacier extendingfrom the artic circle covered all ofthe Chicago di.strict. In its ponder¬ous course it had gouged out thebasin that is now Lake Michigan, andcarried the dirt along with it, em¬bedded in the ice. Then, as theweather grew warmer, the glacierretreated slowly. As the ice melted,the debris it had been carrying wasdeposited at its edge, marking the.«ucce.ssive stages of recession of theglacier.North ShoreHilU DepositedA .separate later series of mo¬raines, now known as the LakeBorder System, was deposited lateralong what is now the North Shore,producing the rolling, hilly topog¬raphy typical of that .section.Now comes the second stage ofthe history of our area. The glacierhad melted away, leaving a freshwater lake, but not the same LakeMichigan that we know today. Itwas several miles wider, at least inthe vicinity of Chicago, covering al¬most the entire area now embracedby the city proper. To the north,the Lake Border moraines stood upout of the water. Lake currents,which were evidently predominantlyfrom the north, swept past this pro¬jection of land, and in time formed die,” an internationally famous syn¬copation band, a dozen of Chicago’sfinest radio artists, and two and ahalf hours of entertainment will bepresented, all for 40 cents. A por¬tion of the program includes HalKemp with his band and stage showjBettina Hall; Easy Aces; JackieHeller; Clara, Lu, ’n’ Em; JeanPaul King; Evelyn Renee, Bob For-sans, Allen Grant, -the Songfellows,Evelyn Nafe, Irene Wicker, JoePlotke; and other leaders in musicand drama, with Envin I^ewis a-s |master of ceremonies. jProceed* to FundI.All proceeds realized will be do- Inated by the Senior class to theStudent Relief F'und to augment the lamount already raised for this work. ■A portion of the money will be [awarded the Bureau of Vocational !Guidance and Placement through !the Student Relief Fund adminis- itratdrs.. Tickets purchased last week will |be honored and additional tickets jwill be on .sale in all the fraternityhouses, the bookstores, the Phoenixoffice, and by members of the coun¬cil. Reservations for box seat ac¬commodations may still be made byfraternities, clubs, or student organ¬izations at no extra charge.Arrangements for the presenta¬tion of today’s show were handledby .several committees under the Describes Experiences ofRecent MarineExpeditionIntroducing his audience to aworld which is black with mystery,I Dr. William Beebe, the man whowas privileged to descend one-halfmile into the sea off the coast ofNonsuch Island, near Bermuda, lastSeptember, will reveal the realityof submarine life in his illustratedMandel hall address, ‘‘Four HundredFathoms Down,” tonight at 8:30.Descend Into OceanIn his quest for more knowledgeabout those weird creatures whichinhabit the true underworld. Dr.Beebe and his assistant, Otis Barton,penetrated the ocean in a bathy¬sphere, a newly devised steel ball,six feet in diameter, with windowsof .strong quartz glass. On thisstrange adventure they took withthem a telephone with which theywere in constant communicationwith companions on the tug Free¬dom. The well known naturalistthrilled the entire world when a fewminutes of his conversation were pre¬sented on the air.Ticket SalesIn order to dispose of the fewremaining tickets, the box office inMandel cloisters will be open from9 until the beginning of the lecture.A personal friend of the scientist.Associate Professor Alfred Emmer-son, of the Zoology department, willintroduce Dr. Beebe.Dr. Beebe was born July 29, 1877,in Brooklyn. He was educated atColumbia University, where he re¬ceived a B. S. degree in 1898. Helater received honorary degrees atColgate University.a long spit of .sand, carried in the j general direction of Jo.seph Tobewater and deposited at the end ofthe ridge, a.s the current eddiedaround it. It is on this spit thatthe north suburbs past Evanstjn arenow built.Chicago ofToday EmorgesGradually the lake receded, andthe area now covered by Chicagoitself emerged from the water. Butafter this fir.st fall in the water-level, the greater part of the futurecity was still submerged. A widebay occupied that part which isnow the north side. Again the Cur¬rent from the north swept down andbuilt out another projection .ofsand.Then came the second great dropin the lake-level, leaving our pres¬ent geography practically as it istoday. The recession of the lakefront on the .south side must havebeen very gradual, for today thereare a series of sandy strips extend¬ing across it parallel to the presentshore, each of which was at onetime a beach. The lake settled down Zoline, president of the Senior cla.ss.The committees were individuallyheaded by the following chairmen:Caroline Brooks, program; Ro.ssWhitney, awards; Morey Mosk,tickets; Lydabeth Tressler, seating;Jr<j{ Clancy, publicity; and JamesZacharias, arrangements.- - -Russian StudentsPresent NativeShow Saturday, - - - f. . * .yMu.scovite music, gypsy songs, andthe folk dances of old Rus.sia -willbe included on the annual RussianNight program,to be givem Saturdaj^at 8:15 in International House the¬ater. Russian residents of Interna:-tional Hou.se and Russia^ musicianswell known in Chicago will jointheir talents in producing this musi¬cal revue.Igo Anziferoff and Barbaro Mar-^ . , , . . . . , , low, dancers; Ina Miraeva, singer;to a period of inactivity, with only; Mishaev, guitarist; and Petei'ten thou.sand years to wait until asmall trading post and fort shouldhe established on its shore, and growinto the world’s fourth largest city. SILVER AND BLACKTO BE MOTIF OFNEW MIRROR SHOW Reserve Tables forProm by MondayAll reservations for tables forthe midnight Washington Promsupper must be made by Mondaynight, it was announced by theSocial Committee yesterday.Tables for groups up to fivecouples may be secured throughFrank Nahser, who may be reach¬ed at the Alpha Delta Phi house,Dorchester 1832, or at home.Plaza 7372.The supper will be served at11:45 in the Pompeian Room ofthe Congress, and Vincent Lopez,nationally famous orchestra lead¬er, is to entertain during themeal. The menu includes hors d’oeuvres, chicken a la king, shoe¬string potatoes, salad, cakes, andcoffee. Bids for the Prom arepriced at $4.50. Maroon PreparesRoto Section forIssue of Feb. 24George McHenrySpeaks Today onPublic Banking’‘‘Public Banking” is the subjectof the address of George McHenry’04, who will speak this afternoon at2:30 in Haskell hall, room 208,under the auspices of the Board ofVocational Guidance and Placement.Mr. McHenry is vice-president of theBoulevard Bridge Bank of this city.Mr. McHenry, who received hisJ. D. degree in 1906, had a success¬ful career in his undergraduatedays. Affiliated with the local chap¬ter of Alpha Delta Phi, in his juniorand senior years he was elected toIron Mask and Owl and Serpent,honor societies. He wa.s also an ac¬tive member of Blackfriars and theScore club.When Mr. McHenry completedhis course in the Law School, he re¬turned to his home in Denison,Iowa, He moved to Chicago sevenyears ago, and at present lives inEvanston. He has been affiliatedwith the Boulevard Bridge Bank.Mr. McHenry presents the seventhof the series of lectures designed toaid students in the selection of a vo¬cation. He will be followed by L.R. Northrup, ’13, who will speaknext Thursday on ‘‘Business Re¬search.” A rotogravure supplement will beincluded with the regular issue ofThe Daily Maroon, on Friday, Feb¬ruary 24. This is the first .standardrotogravure process section contain¬ing only pictures of the Universitythat The Daily Maroon has publish¬ed since the campus paper started in1892.The University Committee on De¬velopment, of which James M. Stif-ler is chairman, will send 35,000copies of this issue to high schoolgraduating students throughout thecountry, and 13,000 copies will goto University alumni.The rotogravure section will con¬tain more than thirty photographsof campus scenes, informal shots ofstudent activities, and a pictorial re¬view of University athletics.This supplement will be suppliedfree to all Daily Maroon subscribersa week from tomorrow. Singlecopies of the Maroon with the roto¬gravure section included will be soldfor the regular price—three cents—at the usual places: Jim Sharp’snewstand at Cobb, University book-I store, Reynolds club. Ida Noyes, andj Woodworth’s.Several years ago The Daily Ma-j roon offered a syndicated picrorialsection with a regular issue of the: paper, but the section containedi pictures of other colleges and uni¬versities, whereas the rotogravureedition which will appear a weekfrom tomorrow- ha.s only scenes andpersonalities from this University. CAMPUS GROUPSTO CONTACT HIGHSCHOOL SENIORSRouse Directs StudentPromotional Talkin SchoolsHERE’S DEPRESSIONCURE! COSTS ONLY1 MILLION DOLLARSMirror announces its official colormotif this morning when its postersand pamphlets challenge the cam¬pus. in a silver and black message,to ‘‘Take a Look” at the 1933 revueMarch 3 and 4 in Mandel hall.This color combination is not onlya key note of the advance publicity,but 'has also been incorporated intothe production as a whole, from skit, jscenery, and costume to the pro- j Q O Is- TPgram and Mandel hall corridor dis- j O OCOTlCt P CVCTplays. IThe poster, which will be on dis- jplay in _ every frequently visitedbuildihg o« campus by 8 this morn¬ing, is of black cardboard, with sil- jlelfet^ done in modern manner, Iwhile the pamphlet in the reverseorder, . is ,bjack lettering on silver'paper! Tlvis ‘color combination willalso be reflected in the silver archwhicfh wlH • be placed against a.dark backgrpupd in one scene of thecoming revue.A poster display from the pastPrepares Map Gursky, famous Russian singer willdemonstrate the dances and songswhich are traditional to all Russians.-The Balalaika orchestra, which hasappeared frequently at International’House, will play both during theprogram and for social dancing fol-low’ing it.According to Luba Novick, Ru.ssianrepresentative on the InternationalHouse student council, the theaterwill be decorated so as to produce j-an authentic Russian atmosphere.Special lighting effects have beenplanned.NAME SPEAKERS FORCRANE DEBATE TODAYProf. J. Harlan Bretz, who pic¬tured Chicago topographically. Speakers to represent the Univer¬sity in a dual debate with Crane col¬lege, to be held March 2, will bechosen tonight by Marshall M.Knappen, assistant profe.ssor of His¬tory, who is one of the sponsors ofthe Debating union. Tryouts will beheld at 7:30 in Reynolds club, roomA, on the subject of governmentregulation of banking.-^""' -' Cases Open NewContagious WardEight persons have formed a newinstitution at the University—theScarlet Fever Ward, the first to usethe newly established contagious dis¬ease division o f Billings Hospital.Charter members of the new organ¬ization are Eugene Staley, assistantprofessor of Economics, Jamesseven Mirror revues will be placed | sharp, law student, Robert Walker;in Mandel hall corridor this morning | ^ sophomore, and five freshmen—as an addition to the ‘‘jig saw puz- | bju p,.j(.e Charles Murphy, BillWright, Jim Jones, and Calvin Coun¬tryman. All are from the Men’sRe.sidence halls.They can be communicated withonly by telephone and have only afew privileges. They are not al¬lowed to read books, even forstudy, as it is difficult to disinfectthe pages, and they can not see oneanother. However, each has a pri¬vate room and telephone and it isrumored that they pass the time bysolving jig-saw puzzles, which isquite all right with the officials, asthe puzzles can be efficiently cre¬mated at the end of confinement—afitting fate for all jig-saw atrocities.zles” pictures and score displays byNathan Krevitsky which have beenseen there during the past twoweeks., la. addition to the poster display,tlie' exhibit' of Mirror accessoriesfrom the last seven productions willbe shown ’ today at the W. A. A.style show.Hold Second CampusMixer Next FridayThe second Student SocialCommittee mixer will be held.^next Friday, February 24, from:3:30 to 5:30 in Ida Noyes hall,according to Peggy Holahan, whois in charge of arrangements.The affair is open to all stu¬dents in the University free ofcharge and plans have been madeto accommodate an overflowthrong. The orchestra is as yetundecided.Representatives will be ap¬pointed in fraternities and clubsto help advertise the mixer. By DAVID H. KUTNERProclaiming himself to be theGod-appointed Messiah to solve oureconomic dilemma, a correspondentstyling himself Professor Astrologer,Astro-psychologist and UniversalSeer, ‘‘The Fourth Horsemen,” iswilling to explain his ‘‘very realgenuine original everlasting peaceand prosperity plan” to the govern¬ment or to the newspapers for thepaltry sum of one million dollars,according to communications re¬ceived recently at the Univei’sityChapel.The plans, aiming at solving thewhole universal confusion and dis¬ruption of the world, have been fin¬ished since November, 1919, andhave not been since added to, a let¬ter of January 22 explains. Threat¬ening a continuous lack of peace andprosperity unless his proposals areadopted, he warns that no other sim¬ilar plans are to be found.He apparently has made the sameoffer to others. His letters, typedin a broken English, show his dis¬gust at our poor world.Quoting from one of his messages. As an initial attempt on the partof University sudents to cooperatewith the administration in interest¬ing Chicagoland high school gradu¬ates in the University, Kenneth E.Rouse has begun the organizationof groups of students to contacthigh school seniors.Mr. Rouse, who is Director ofStudent Promotion, through the aidof the three men’s honor societiesand the Freshman council, plans toorganize groups of alumni fromeach of the 64 high schools in Chi¬cago, who are now students in theUniversity. These groups, which willconsist of six or seven.members, willhave complete responsibility fortheir respective high schools, and willmake all the contacts made by theUniversity with that school.Arrange Meetings with StudentsThe contacts made by the groupswill consist of meeting and talkinginformally with various high schoolseniors, arranging for and givingtalks to the graduating cla.ss, con¬ducting tours of the University cam¬pus, and cquainting the high schoolstudents with the general traditions,meaning, and opportunities offeredat the University.Organization of the high schoolalumni groups will be undertaken bythe three honor societies and theFreshman council, who will make upa list of all the graduates of the dif¬ferent high schools who are mem¬bers of their respective classes.The.se lists will be combined byRouse, and the various small groupsmade up and started on their work.Work to Stkrt SoonFor tho.se schools from whichthere are but a small number ofalumni in the University, the groupswill be made up in part of menfrom schools who are represented bylarger groups. Rouse expects tohave the lists completely compiledby the middle of next week in orderthat work may start before the endof this quarter. Students, especiallythose having gradtiatiOd from schoolsin Chicago and its suburbs, whoare interested in the work, areurged to submit their names.BLUMER LECTURESON MOROCCO TONIGHTHerbert Blumeir^ associate profes¬sor of Sociology, and a member ofthe Institute of Moroccan Studies,will deliver a lecture on “CulturalContact in Morocco” this evening at7:30 in the Social Science assemblyroom.Commenting oifHhoIwork of theInstitute, Professor Blumer explain¬ed: “Morocco has ’for the past twodescribing his efforts to secure pub- i decades been under a Trench pro-licity: ' j testorate. The French government“. . . I offered it to government. ! has tried to strengthen relations be-(Continued on page 3) ^ tween the two countries.”High School Customs Keep Studentsfrom Enjoying New Plan—GideonseStudents under the new plan cometo the University so thoroughlybound by the “cake of custom” oftheir strait-laced high school experi¬ence that they are unable to breakaway and really enjoy the actualfreedom the new plan provides, ac¬cording to Harry D. Gideonse, as- falls in very well ‘Mth an economyprogram for the University, as thefaculty can mark the short twenty-minute tests with’out 'calling in ex¬tra clerks, but it falls sadly outsidethe spirit of the new plan. “Andwho,” asks Professor -Gideonse, “isto blame for thus -..departure fromsociate professor of Economics and | academic freedom—students or fac-WATSON IS APPOINTEDPURCHASING AGENTW. B. Harrell, assistant to theBusiness Manager of the University,announced yesterday that Mr. Er¬nest H. Smith has resigned as Pur¬chasing Agent of the University toassume other duties in the BusinessManager’s Office.Mr. David F. Watson has been ap¬pointed to the position of Purchas¬ing Agent. chairman of the first year SocialScience course under the new plan.During the first days of the newplan a year ago last fall, the SocialScience faculty had hoped that theonly examinations to be given wouldbe the comprehensive at the end ofthe year. To their surprise students 'came to them demanding quarterlytests “to see how they were gettingalong.” Reluctantly the faculty com¬plied.Students Want ExamsAnd now this year the faculty iseven more di.smayed. Students are.requesting more examinations scat¬tered throughout the quarter. This ulty?” ,Vote on Exam LengthAs an indication‘of this tendencytoward bigger an^,. better exams,students taking the biological sciencesurvey will vote nbxUweek on theweighty question: shall we have 25or 50-minute quarterly examina¬tions? Last quarter t*ey had onlya 25-minute exam and enough peo¬ple complained to bring the question^0 a general referendum.Professor Gideonse 'feels that theupper 20 per cent of new plan class¬es are really enjoying the new plan,and pay no particular attention to“required” tests.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 16. 1933iatlg liar00ttFOUNDED W 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published morningra except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or frr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherJane BiesenthalMelvin GoldmanWilliam GoodsteinBetty Hansen ASSOCIATE EDITORSRobert HerzogDavid C. LevineEdward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE EDITORIAL ASSISTANTSJchn BurdenTom BartonNorman BeckerClaire DanzigerAmos DorinsonNoel Gerson Robert HasterlikHoward HudsonDavid KutnerRoy LarsonDorothy LoebDan MacMaaterDugald McDougall Robert OshinsHoward RichSue RichardsonJeunette RifasWilliam Tray norFlorence WishnickSOPHOMORE BUSINESS ASSISTANTSWilliam Bergman Fred Gundrum William O'DonnellAlbert Ten Eycke William I>o;enthal Robert Samuels 2. Graded gymnasium classes or well-organ¬ized, supervised programs of physical exercise forindividual students must be provided in the latterpart of the day when heavy class programs havebeen completed by new plan3. A definite place and status must be pro¬vided for gymnasium work in relation to the acad¬emic schedule of the new plan. Time must be avail¬able for the student to participate in such recrea¬tional activities as the department affords; suchtime is not now available to students who are car¬rying, during these pioneer months of the newplan’s operation, an academic schedule that is fartoo heavy,4. Equipment and space for physical exercisemust be provided in as great a degree as possiblein the new residence halls, making possible a dailyworkout for men without necessitating a long walkto gymnasium and field house at the other end ofthe campus.5. Intramural and A. A. departments mustengage in a greater degree of promotion and edu¬cation among students who enter the University inan effort to substitute intelligent desire upon thepart of students for the arbitrary high school dis¬cipline to which they have been subjected for fouryears.We believe that should such steps be sincerelyand adequately taken, another year of voluntarygymnasium will reveal increased interest and ac¬tivity upon the part of students, and the plan willfulfill those actual student needs for which, andNigh’. Editor: Melvin Goldman only for which, a gymnasium department shouldAssistant: Dan MacMaster I exist.—W. E. T.Thursday. February 16, 1933EVIDENCE AGAINST THE “BUY AMERICAN”PROGRAM ACCUMULATESIn an adjoining column appears a communica¬tion from the international organization of papermanufacturers which commends The Daily Ma¬roon’s attack upon the “Buy American” policy ofWilliam Randolph Hearst—the policy which Mr.Hearst finds himself unable to follow, as has beenindicated by Daily Maroon investigations.The letter is typical of numerous comments andcommunications which Tlie Daily Maroon has re¬ceived following this series of articles in which fac¬ulty members condemned the “Buy American”program, and in which it was revealed that Hearstis secretly purchasing foreign-made paper for hischain of publications throughout the country.The Daily Maroon has attempted to make clearthat we do not blame Mr. Hearst for purchasingthis Canadian paper. He cannot do otherwise if heis to keep his presses supplied. We have simplypointed out that he and hundreds of other corpora¬tions and producers of many kinds cannot “BuyAmerican,” and should not “Buy American,” ifthey are to operate with the greatest efficiency andin the best interests of American business and ofthe American people.In view of the facts presented in the past twoweeks in these columns which indicate the eco¬nomic weaknesses and shortsightedness of the doc¬trine, in view of the wide-spread attack upon theplan that is now coming from many directions,and in view of his own purchases abroad, we areunable to see why Mr. Hearst should not at onceabandon his circulation-building, patriotically falseprogram of economic fallaciousness.—W. E. T.A PRESCRIPTION FOR VOLUNTARY GYMFrom the recent series of Daily Maroon articlesand interidews revealing the present degree of suc¬cess of the new voluntary gymnasium plan therecame a number of concrete suggestions which wewish to summarize and recommend to the admin¬istration’s consideration. It was indicated by thesurvey of attendance figures in both men’s andwomen’s departments that participation in volun¬tary gym classes is far less than was the case whensuch work was required. The remedy for this pres¬ent low degree of interest in physical educationopportunities upon the part of new plan studentsis to be found, we believe, in the following recom¬mendations inspired by the material published inthis paper’s columns last week:1. Faculty advisors must place additional em¬phasis upon physical education when they counselstudents as to the utilization of time spent on the jcampus. New students must be educated to, and |urged to participate in, the excellent opportunitiesafforded by an extensive gymnasium staff and |plant. ■ The Travelling Bazaar II By Jerry Jontry ^~;;':ii>iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii;;.ij:; iiiiiiii.iiiiiiiiiMiiiiiii.iiii.iiiiiiiiiniimiii)AROUND THE CAMPUS—Merrill’s French 108 class has decided thatVoltair’s Candide is piositively filthosophical.That should make it universely read.One boy thought Farewell To Arms was dedi¬cated to the statue of Venus.Coach Voorhees draws the pictures of thewrestling team that you see on the wrestling post¬ers. (Did you ever see a poster wrestle?)The Lambda Chi's got a load of coal yesterday.Evidently they don’t believe in the Ground Hog.“An Indian train is the one with a papooseon the back end,” .says Harold Dunkel.* * *Today we are trying again to have the SeniorShorn'. Everybody come early, bring your lunchesa>id camp outside Mandel Hall—where if the en¬tertainers don’t show up, we’ll choose up sidesand have a snowball fight; the proceeds go tocharity and I’ll take care of Faith and Hope.* * *THE PHOENIXhas been read by now and generally approved.The short stuff is good—the shorter the better.One objection—that it’s always the same peoplebeing talked about in all the columns. But thePhoenixers can’t help it if they mention only achosen few—those are the people who buy thebook.I know one girl in Foster who was so delightedto break into the gossip list that she bought fourcopies and sent them home.’Tis true—that there are lots of stories aroundcampus that I don’t print—what would all thePhoenix people do if I did. After all we're allbrothers under the bonds we’ve borrowed tuitionon.* * *Dear T. B.:I am going to the Washington Prom with aChi Psi. What do you suggest I wear?Snow Belle.Well Snow Belle, if you know the Chi Psislike I do, you’ll wear a gun on each hip and astern expression.* * inNow I’m off to dance a polka with Berta Ochs-ner—and don’t any of you laugh.* * nCHICAGO JOE SAYS:Since the scarlet fever invaded the new dormsthe popular expression going the rounds has be¬come: “Is my face red?”You must meet the girl who thought a dressrehearsal was a fashion show.* * *John Moulton hunting for and finding Char¬lotte Abbott’s lost earring for which she adver¬tised in the Maroon—and then John refused totake the reward! What’s your game, Moulton,what’s your game?Day Perry working for the University. Saidhe would like to have such a job because then hewouldn’t ever have to be in his office—and ain’tit the truth?* « *In a rhetoric English class the following sen¬tence was to be corrected: “Before any damagecould be done, the fire was put out by the volun¬teer fire department.”One bright boy wrote the “The fire was put outbefore any damage could be done by the volun¬teer fire department.” For Fine Foods—Lettersto theEditor(The following communicationhaa been received by The DailyMaroon from the secretary of theInternational Brotherhood of PaperMakers, 25 S. Hawk St., Albany,N. Y.)Editor, “The Daily Maroon,”University of Chicago, Illinois, jChicago. Illinois. ;Dear Sir:I have just read in a press release 'of a student reporter sent by you tothe Hearst (William Randolph)plant in Chicago as part of an in¬vestigation of the “Buy American”campaign, and what he found there.I would like to advi.se you thatthe Hearst publications through theU. S. purchase more than ThreeMillion Dollars of newsprint papereach year and less than 10 per centof it really comes from Americanpaper mills. He does purchase asmall amount of American news¬print in Maine and Wisconsin butthe bulk of his paper comes from ;foreign mills.Immediately following the World iWar the Hearst papers carried a setof American flags (crossed) at theirma-sthead, yet at that time most oftheir paper came from Germany.We do not take exceptions to theHearst papers purchasing newsprintpaper from Canadian mills. We be¬lieve, however, that to purchasenewsprint other than American madeand sponsor the “Buy American” icampaign, is more inconsistent.There can be but one indictmentagainst Hearst in his campaign andthat is: PATRIOtiSM FOR PROF-iIT ONLY. Consistency does not now, ^nor did it ever, play any part inthe ethics of Hearst publications.We contend that a supporter ofthe “Buy American” must be con- ;sistent if the campaign is to accom- ipli.sh its real purpose. It is of novalue to sponsor and support sucha campaign by word of mouth orpress and continue to purchase for¬eign goods.We appreciate your efforts to \smash the Hearst sham.Sincerely yours, iArthur Huggins. THEMAIDRITESANDWICHSHOPfeaturing—25c-35- LuncheonsSplendid 50c DinnersTasty Old-Time Snacks THEMAIDRITEGRILLfeaturing—Appetizing Club BreakfastsSpecial 35c LuncheonsExquisite 50c DinnersA MAID-RITE SPECIALTY—Pure Filtered Water (all odors and tastes removed).s « « o sTwelve stars in one show and two nation¬ally famous orchestras!!You just couldn’t miss the SENIORSHOW with such a collection of celebrities asCLYDE McCOY and his Orchestra, HAL KEMPand his Orchestra, BETTINA HALL from the“Cat and the Fiddle”, THE SONCFELLOWS,MARY STEELE, CLARA, LU AN’ EM andEVELYN RENEE.All these and more will appear at MAN-DEL HALL TOMORROW at 3:30. All the pro¬ceeds from this show will be turned over tocharity by the senior class, so TREAT yourselfand HELP the Student Relief Committee.SENIOR SHOWTickets 40 Centsf/THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 16, 1933 Page ThreeHERE’S DEPRESSION .CURE! COSTS ONLY !1 MILLION DOLLARSi^"^ ZETA BETA TAU(Continued from page 1).Vewspapermen. Magazine publishersand many others. But they even re¬fuse to answer. Colliers PublishingCo. of New York answer it and theysay it was good but then they saythey have something better. But ifthey do have? Then why not usingit. Chicago Tribune send it back tome and told me they haven’t roomenough to publish it. ...Al Smithwrote me that he was very glad to isee me taking interest in democ- jracy? I didn’t say anything bout !democracy in my plans? I told him ithat whole thing must be change . .” iClaiming that Catholicism, his jformer creed, will be wrecked by jthe new generation because of thePope’s “holding the dagger in his jhand,’’ the would-be saviour wants jhis plans to reach the right hands, jand not to “any hypocrits, cheaters, •swindlers, fourflushers, fakers, and |hoothlegers, whethere spiritual, adu- Icational or political or industrial.’’ |“Our modern teachers,’’ he writes, i“preachers, education, statesmens, |socieety leader, social w’orkers, poll- iticians, hoothlegers, crminals, are all ;of the production of high college ;and university education.?? Even |Wodruf Wilson was not only edu- icated in university but he miself jwas one of this nutty professors? ,And was is the real results and ac- icomplishment of his? He even died Ifrom a brainstorm. So you see thatprofessors not only wrecking the ,brains and minds of others but also itheir own and because professors jare lunatics on one side and four- :flushers on the other.’’Urging a search for men with i“either pigs or calf brain’’ to im- jprove our conditions since “profes- Isors had failed in all efforts and di¬rections,’* he predicts a new Euro¬pean war which he is quite willingto describe.The plans, complete to the utmostdetail, will be sent to anyone in¬terested upon receipt of the neces¬sary sum of money. Alpha Betachapter <yf ZetaBeta Tau fra¬ternity was char¬tered at the Uni¬versity in 1918,twenty years af¬ter the foundingof the firsc chap¬ter at me CityCollege of NewYork in 1898.After outgrow¬ing two houses,the group pur¬chased the ex¬tremely comfort¬able fifteen-room residenceat 5749 Wood-lawn.The localchapter has hadamong its members such famousUniversity men as George Serck,Sid Ca.sner, George Westermann,James Flexner, Robert Kaplan, andmany others too numerous to men¬tion. The present chapter is a trulywell-rounded one, being well repre¬sented in activities in all its classes.Among the present activities are:James Simon, senior editor of TheDaily Maroon, captain of the crosscountry team, major Old English“C’’ winner and chairman of thecommittee on interfraternity rush¬ing rules; Edgar L. Goldsmith, busi¬ness manager of The Daily Maroon,chairman of the committee on ar¬rangements for the WashingtonProm, chairman of the committee onarrangements for the InterfraternityBall, head of the publications group,of the Freshman Orientation Pro¬gram, and a member of the StudentRelief Committee; Herman Ries, cap¬tain of the tennis team, “C” man,member of the Senior (Council, PhiBeta Kappa, the University Sym¬phony Orchestra; Ted Decker “C’’man in baseball; Noel Gerson, sopho-n^ore editor of The Daily Maroon,Sophomore manager of Blackfriars,and member of the Dramatic as¬sociation; David Kutner, Sophomoremanager of Blackfriars, and Sopho¬more editor of The Daily Maroon5749 Woodlawn Avenueand Harold Block, member of theVarsity track team and of the Dra¬matic Association.Despite the great interest shownby the fraternity in campus activ¬ities, it has maintained a most en¬viable scholarship record. There wereno failures among the thirteen menof the class of 1935 who werepledged, and all were initiated lastFebruary.Alpha Beta’s home, secured in1926, was designed by the late Fan¬nie Bloomfield Zeisler, a well-knownpianist, to accommodate the recitalswhich she was wont to give for herDOLLAR SALEofBOOKS and STATIONERYTo mention a few of the items especially priced onlyfor this sale.PLAYING CARDSBridge size. Linen finish. .Attractivebacks^4 decin $1.00SCRAPBOOKSSolid leather bound. .Looseleaf. 12x9.Each $1.00 STATIONERYCrane’s. 24 large folded sheetsbordered and fine line de¬sign. 24 lined envelopes tomatch. Regular price $2.00.Box $1.00ZIPPER CASESReal leather. Brown or Black. Twosizes. Regular price $1.50.Elach $1.00WASTE BASKETSDecorated, oval. P’or home oroffice. Regular price $2.2 for $1.00 FOUNTAIN PENSReg. $1.50 guaranteed Pens.Hexagon shape. Pretty colors.Each $1.00EATON STATIONERY24 large sheets, envelopes to match ineach box. Reg. price $1.50.2 boxes $1.00CANDLES10 inch 25 for $1.0018 inch 12 for $1.0010 inch hand dipped.doz. $1.00Woodworth’s Book Store1311 ^st 57th St;near Kimbark Ave. WE DEUVER Dorchester 4800Open Evenings The Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue:William Good.stein. Assistant: Du-gald McDougall.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, “Judge Not.’’ As¬sociate Professor Garrison. At 12 inJoseph Bond chapel.Radio LecturesI “The Expansion of Europe,’’ As-I sociate Professor Arthur P. Scott,j At 11 over WMAQ.! “Music and the Modern World,’’I .Alfred Frankenstein. At 6:45 over, WJJD.Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. style show. At 12 and3:30 in Ida Noyes hall.Sociology club, “Culture Contact jin Morocco,’’ Associate Professor jHerbert Blumer. At 7:30 in Social |Science assembly room.National Student league Marxianstudy group. At 4:15 in Social Sci¬ence 302.Departmental OrganizationsSurgery seminar: “Experiments inBone Formation,’’ Dr. Charles B.Huggins and S. F. Sammett. At 8 inBillings S-437.Physics club: “Radiation fromCanal Ray Impact,’’ F. L. Vermeibe.At 4 :30 in Ryerson 32.Meeting of the faculty of theDivision of Biological Sciences. At4 in Pathology 117.Public LecturesAlumni committee on vocations:“Commercial Banking,’’ George Mc¬Henry. At 2:30 in Haskell 208.Division of the Social Sciences:“The Public Administrator and Gov¬ernment Initiative,’’ Louis Brown-low. At 3:30 in Social Science as¬sembly room.“Social Change and the PublicHealth. Sickness Insurance,’’ Dr. Mi¬chael M. Davis. At 4:30 in SocialScience assembly room.Student lecture series: “FourHundred Fathoms Down,” WilliamBeebe. At 8:30 in Mandel hall.MucellaneousRenaissance Society: Exhibition ofModern Pure Line Drawing ShowingGreek Influence.” From 2 to 5 inWieboldt 205.Senior show. At 3:30 in Mandelhall.Phonograph concert, Beethovenquartet cycle. At 12:30 in SocialScience assembly hall.Disciples club dinner, President A.W. Palmer of the Chicago Theologi¬cal Seminary. At 6 at 1156 East57th Street.CARTOONINGETCHINGDRAWINGPAINTINGWe carry a completeline of art material.1546-50 E. 57TH ST.Phone Plata 2550 friends. A raised platform in theliving room provided the stage forthese musicales.Something of the original owner’sspirit has been retained in the useto which the present members of thechapter put their home. In the eve¬nings they often sit in the livingroom planned by Madame Zeisler forher concerts, listening to HermainStein, a member of the chapter,'givehis interpretation of the latestWhiteman number, or to Herman !Ries, violinist, play a scherzo or aminuet as Marvin Frank accom¬panies him. The atmosphere of cul¬ture provides an excellent foil for a vigorous program in other direc- |tion^ IAmong the more famous honor- |ary brothers in Zeta Beta Tau are 1Henry Horner, governor of the istate of Illinois; Benjamin Cardozo, jjustice of the U. 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A.presentsFASHION PARADERIDING HABITS FORMALSEVERYTHING!IDA NOYESTHEATRE12:00 and 3:30DAILY MAROONPage Four THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 1933Ponies, Medics Win inFirst Round of I-M FinalsThe Ponies and the Medics easilydefeated Phi Sigma Delta and Bur¬ton 300, respectively, in the firstround of the finals in the Intramuralbasketball games played last night inBartlett Gym. In winning their gamethe Ponies advanced to the quarter¬finals. I-M DepartmentPrepares for 9thAnnual Carnival FENCING TEAM ISVICTORIOUS AGAIN!BEATS PURPLE 9-8At the end of the slowly playedfirst half, the Ponies were ahead by8 to 3. Play was speeded up in thesecond half when Fisher and Bog-olub of the Ponies sank five basketsin rapid succession, the Phi Sigs be¬ing held scoreless. The final scorewas 30 to 8. Bogolub with tenpoints and Fisher with nine pointswere the high point men of thePonies, while Mosk contributed sixof the eight points scored by thePhi Sigs.With WTlcoxen getting four bas¬kets and five free throws and Giesonsinking three buckets, the Medicshad an easy time with Burton 300.The final score was 31 to 6. thedorm entry’s lone two baskets tossedin by Malone coming late in thesecond half.At the end of last night’s gamesthirteen teams were left in thefinals. --Today’s 1-M Games3:45 Phi Del'ta Theta vs. Sigma Al¬pha Epsilon7 :30 Hotfers vs. Ramblers8:15 Lambda Chi Alpha vs. ChiPsi9:00 Alpha Tau Omega vs. Medics With pi'eliminaries in boxing,wrestling, and indoor track gettingunder way, the Intramural depart¬ment is making ready for the climaxof its winter sports season, the ;ninth annual Winter Carnival to be ;held in Bartlett gymnasium on iMarch 9, !Entries are now open for the jboxing and wrestling tournaments, iand preliminaries will start Feb- |ruary 23 for the boxers, and March j1 for the grapplers. Competitionwill be in 118, 126, 135, 145, 155, ‘165, 175, and heavyweight divisions.The Ponies will endeavor to protecttheir two-yeai championship withthe padded mitts.For the first time, there will be ;no freshman-upperclass division in jthe track events. Entries are now jbeing received for the preliminaries Iwhich are scheduled for March 7. 'Among the races promised are the50-yard low hurdles, a 50-yard dash,a quarter mile, a half mile, and amile. The field (the northeast cor¬ner of the 'Bartlett floor being the“field”) events will include the highjump and the shot put. BASKETBALL SQUAD Gymnastic Prospects AreMEETS MICHIGAN AT Good Despite Green TeamANN ARBOR SATURDAYThe Maroon swordsmen, in afencing meet with Northwestern lastnight w'on 9 to 8 and added anothervictory to their string of wins. Chi¬cago edged out the Purple fencersby taking the foil bouts 6-3, split-ing the .sabre bouts 2 all, and los¬ing the epee bouts 1-3.Ormond Julian lead in the indiv¬idual scoring, being high point man.Ormond scored four points by car¬rying off three foil clashes and oneepee encounter. Amos Dorinsoncame through with two foil boutvictories and took second high pointhonors. Bob Eiger split his sabretilts. Carr and Lawrence were outof the competition dye to injuriessustained in an automobile accidenton the way to Purdue last Saturday.The Chicago contingency showedmarked improvement over the de¬gree of dexterity displayed in earlierencounters.The squad that invaded the Evans¬ton campus last night was composedof Captain Bob Eiger, BurtonYoung, Georg Mann. Noah Levin,Ormond Julian, and Amos Dorinson. The main difficulty that the var- |sity basketball team must overcome jbefore the game with Michigan Sat¬urday is the nervousness of its play¬ers in shooting for the baskets, ac¬cording to Coach Norgren. In orderto do this, the team has been scrim¬maging against the freshmen for thepast week.Norgren is planning to start Por¬ter and Wagner, who is recoveringfrom a sprained ankle sustained inthe Purdue game, as guards. Markswill start at center, and eitherEvan.s, Merrifield, or Eldred wdll be¬gin as forward along with Flinn,whose bruised elbow* will not pre¬vent him from playing.Coach Norgren feels that theteam’s playing looks very encourag¬ing. and if the players can over¬come their nervousness they mightbe able to hold down their speedyopponents. The Michigan team is acontender for the Big Ten crown,having lo^;t only one conferencegame. Consequently, the Chicagoboys are not slated to wrin this en¬counter. "We have a team composed prin¬cipally -of inexperienced men whoshow excellent prospects for devel¬opment,” said Coach Dan Hofferyesterday in characterizing this sea¬son’s Maroon gymnastics team.Most of the menDan Hoffer who carried theUniversity gynvi.asts to a confer¬ence champion¬ship last seasonhave been lost by !graduation.Captain GeorgeWrighte, an out¬standing perform¬er who was dis¬abled by an in- jjured knee near Ithe close of last Iseason, will lead jthe team, andsince his knee isreturning to con- jdition rapidly, he 'should be able to iaccount for a !good many points for the Maroons during the ap¬proaching season.The team meets the Chicago Y,M. C. A. aggregation next Saturdayevening.Big Ten schedules will beginFebruary 24 when the Maroons willjourney to Iowa City to compotewith Iowa and Wisconsin in a throeway meet. The following weekend,on March 3, the team will returnto its home floor to compete with.Minnesota and Illinois. A meet withWisconsin here at the UniversityMarch 11 will be followed the fol¬lowing week with the conferonretournament March 18, also to heheld here.The men wno will probably com¬pete in the various events are a>follows: Horizontal Bar—Wrighte,Jefferson, Savich, and Hanley; Horsi—Wrighte, Savich, Young, Hanley,and Dasbach; Ring s—Wrighto.Scherubel, Murphy, and Con.stan-tine; Parallel Bars—S a v i c h .Wrighte, Murphy, Scherubel; and intumbling, Scherubel, Nordhaus, Da.-^-bach, and Murphy.POLO TEAM WILLFACE CULVER INTWO-GAME MEETThe University Polo team will ’leave tomorrow at noon for a ^wo- ^game. engagement with the Culver |Military .Academy at Culver, Indi- •ana. Lieutenant A. L. Price will ac- 'company the squad, which will be icomposed of Captain Friedheim,Burt Doherty, Bruce Benson, Thom- |as Wason, Bob Hepple, and JohnDinsmore. IThe Chicago team lost to Culver jlast quarter, but with the help ofDoherty, who was ineligible until re¬cently the pxegpects for a victoryare bright. Under the leadership ofFriedheim the team has won its lastthree encounters, beating Illinoisonce and Iowa State twice.The home games are played inthe 124th Field Artillery armory at52nd street and Cottage Groveavenue. May of the Ponies, Graham ofPhi Pi Phi, and Marks of Phi SigmaDelta were foremost in the list ofcontenders as the Intramural hand- jball tournament progressed in thesecond round yesterday. The ■doubles contests are listed to slari jearly next week, with the team of iMay and Marks reigning favorites. ■ Reshevsky Wins15 Matches inChess Exhibit Choose BilliardTeam for BigTen ToumamentMatmen Face WildcatGrapplers SaturdayCoach Vorres predicts a closemeet for the wrestling team Satur¬day night at 8:30 when it engagesthe Northwe.stern team in Bartlettgym. He feels that Northwesternwill have a slight edge on the Ma¬roon team, because Heide, 155pound wrestler, will be out of thelineup.Captain Bion Howard will wrestlein the 135. Bargeman in the 145, andBedrava in the 165 pound division.The substitute for Heide has notbeen chosen as yet. Samuel Reshevsky, University 'chess expert, played fifteen opponents .simultaneou.sly in an exhibitionsponsored by the Chess club in thenorth lounge of the Re.ynolds clublast night. He was victorious inevery game. Mr. Reshevsky passedrapidly from one board to the next,never pausing for more than half aminute to make a pla.v. Each op¬ponent always had a relatively long jtime to plan his next move, but wasnever able to profit by it.The first defeat came at the endof thirtv-five minutes, and three jmore followed before the clo.se of !an hour. During the next half hour jonly two opponents were beaten, :but in the fifteen minutes that fol- ilowed the remaining nine players ;were eliminated in rapid .succession. 'Mr. Reshevsky is an undergradu- Iate at the University and his ability !as a chess player is known through- iout Chicago and has received nation¬al recognition. ' Plans were made yesterday tochoose a billiard team to competewith other Big Ten schools in anovel charted-shot straight-rail tele¬graphic meet as the Reynolds Clubthree-cushion tournament enteredthe semi-final round.Thirty-two men, mostly graouatesand upperclassmen, contested forthe five medals offered in the three-cushion contest. R. M. Reed, andDavid C. Levine, finalists in thestraight-rail tournament held a fewweek.'! ago will probably meet in thesemi-finals, and the victor will hefavored to come through to thechampionship. High run so-far hasbeen six, .scored by Kirk, who waslater eliminated.A team of five men and three al¬ternates will be .selected in a specialcontest before March 1 to play the25 charted shots worked out byCharles C. Peterson, former world’schampion, to increase interestand ability in billiards, and to makeintercollegiate competition po.ssible. Yankee Doodle, Of Course!Robert Balsley eats at theYankee Doodle because he likesthe food and enjoy.s the atmo-spheie. Every noon you canfind a good crowd here, eat¬ing our tasty thirty-five centluncheons that consist of threefull courses.Over the week-end, you’llmeet your friends here, enjoy¬ing that after the dance snack.Of course, you musn’t forgetour special rive course suppersfor only fifty cents that areserved from five until closing.YANKEE DOODLE URGES YOU TO“BUY WASHINGTON PROM”Yankee Doodle Inn1171 East 55th Street Fairfax 1776THE WASHINGTONticket sales ARE BREAKING RECORDS!Next Tuesday — February 21 — is thenight. The Congress' Hotel and Its Cold Ball¬room is the place. Hal Kemp and his orches¬tra will furnish the music. And only $4.50is the price of tickets.Remember, this is not a fraternity ball,nor is It an exclusive affair for any one group.The Prom is for the campus — all of it — andit offers the one outstanding opportunity foreverybody to attend the finest University so¬cial event of the year.The impressario of the UrbanRoom —Vincent Lopez —will beone of the guest entertainers dur¬ing the supper hour in the Pom¬peian Room of the Congress Ho¬tel. Robert Royce will also ap¬pear. TICKETS ON SALE AT THE BOOKSTORE,WOODWORTH’S. THE INFORMATIONOFFICE AND THE DAILY MAROONOFFICE. * Mfli.Hal Kemp and his internation¬ally favorite orchestra will playat ■ the Washington Prom. Theband will feature a number ofthe novelty selections which havemadd It do popular on the air.EVERYBODY’S'r •\ 11 i ifln i h 'ii i rf^1*11^1 tfiiMiiiiiitii