Hattp iHarooh /don sTrr '’’’“a'^TW TBroijjoVol. 33. No. 59. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, JANUARY 27, 1933 Price Three CentsPersepolis:Ruinsin PicturesBy MELVIN L. GOLDMANBy MELVIN . GOLDMANIt’s a far cry from mined Per-sepoHs to a little room in the base¬ment of the Oriental Institute, whereReed Haythorne, the Institute’s cin¬ematographer, has his headquarters.But it is here that the wonders ofthe discovery of Persia’s ancientcapital, filmed by Haythorne lastsummer, are being whipped intoshape for public presentation. Traysof acid, red lights, and complicatedphotographic equipment fill theroom; and in their midst Haythornemoves quickly and surely. Under hishands still pictures bloa.som from themoving picture film.Haythorne is the veteran of four¬teen years behind the sights of amoving picture camera. During thattime he has been around the worldthree times, and at various intervalshe has visited practically every corn¬er of the globe. He is a licensedpilot with more than four thou.'^andhours in the air to his credit.From Hoot Gibsonter tko OrientHaythorne has worked for theOriental Institute for the la.st year.Previous to that he was with Metro-(loldwyn-Mayer and Paramount film¬ing “Wings,” “Old Ironsides,” andmany other pictures, including all ofHoot Gibson’s work. Taking pic¬tures of the Oriental Institute’s e.x-peditions was a new field for Hay-thornc.The task of shooting the sixteenthou.sand feet of film that Charles ;Breasted and Reed Haythornebrought back last summer was notone of the easie.st. Numerous fac- |tors, from sandstorms to overbrightsunlight, contributed to making thejob a difficult one.Trie party travelled almost ex¬clusively by airplane, with occasion¬al side jaunts by motor car. It wasnear Bagdad that they ran into a.sand.storm that nearly ended theirtrip much sooner than they hadplanned. The plane was taken to aheight of over a mile, but the sandwas found to be as bad there as be^low. Thick gray du.st, stinging par¬ticles, and superheated air torturedthe photographer. The storm lastedfrom about ten in the morning tolate that night.Temperature the Cameraman’sWorst EaemyThe most perplexing technical dif¬ficulty that was encountered was thetemperature changes whicn tendedto .spoil the unused film. In themornings the party had to wear morethan one sweater to keep comfort¬able. Clothing was shed during theday, until during the middle of theafternoon the heat sometimes be¬came almost insufferable.When Haythorne shot pictures ofthe Institute’s work along the RiverNile, he had his cameras carried tothe top of a three-thou.sand footmountain. From that point sixteenmiles of the river could be taken inat once. But it was necc.ssary towait three hours before the lightwa.s right; and three diours on topof a rocky mountain in the blister¬ing Egyptian midday .sun is, accord¬ing to Haythorne, “nothing to raveabout.”The natives gave the party notrouble. If well paid, they did theirwork satisfactorily. They perform¬ed the ground preparation, which in.some cases was very extensive. Pic¬tures were first taken from the air,and then from the ground. In con¬nection with the ground shots,cameras often had to be cairied upsteep hills, over rough ground, andusually at a time when the sun wasin its “no sweater” stage. A cameraweighs one hundred and twenty-eight pounds, and so cannot be easilymoved at will. :Haythorne’s worries were only be¬ginning when the film had been shot, jHe had to be sure that the exposed |negatives came through safely.But the rolls of film now reposein the Oriental Institute’s vaults.For months Haythorne has been en¬gaged in selecting and cutting theportions to be used in the completedmotion picture. In a few weeks hewill be on his way again, to viewthe remains of an ancient civiliza¬tion through the sights of his ubi¬quitous camera. UNIVERSITY MENi DOMINATE BONDi SELLING IN CITYI -Alumnus Gives Lecturei on Investment' Bankingj University of Chicago men domin¬ate the bond business in Chicago, ac-; cording to Howell W. Murray, ’14,' who .spoke ye.sterday on “Investmentj Banking” in the fourth of a seriesi of vocational guidance lectures spon-1 sored by the Board of Vocational' Guidance and Placement.“The course.s offei*ed hy the School jI of Business,” said Murray, “are in-; valuable for general background 1purposes. Accounting is especially:; important. In the last analysis, of \j course, such collegiate training can I: serve only as a background. Practi- Ical experience is the vital element.“Breaking In”; “Today practically the only wayto get into the bond business isthrough the selling end,” MurrayI went on to explain. “The competitionis merciless, but there i.s no otherbusiness which bays so well for suc¬cess. The sky is the only limit.”Murray explained in detail thebusiness which he termed a profes¬sion becau.se of the training neces¬sary. The investment banker’s func¬tion is twofold: he must provide op¬portunities for industry to borrowcapital, and he must furnish secur¬ities for private investors.The difference between invest¬ment banking and ordinary commer¬cial banking w.as pointed out. Theformer type is interested primarilyin long term credits of varioussorts, while the latter type dealsprincipally in short term commercialcredits.Errors of Youth“The business,” said Murray, “iscomparatively young. There havebeen mistake? in judgment honestlyarrived at with no attempt at de¬ceit. There have, of course, beenfraud.s, such as in the case of In-sull. It cannot be denied, however,that the expansion of business to 'tspresent size is due primarily to thesuccessful efforts of the investmentbanking institutions to direct capitalinto the channels which are mostprofitable.” University Student VisitsAfrica for •^World Fair**Huntington Harris, a sophomoreat the University, is leaving nextweek for Capetown, Africa, on anexpedition to gather exhibits for “ACentury of Progress” exposition. Hewill join Dr. Owen O’Neill, Chicagoauthor and explorer who is in chargepf the expedition, in March.T. V, Smith Will Not Runfor Alderman of Sth WardT. V. Smith, professor of Philos¬ophy, will not run for alderman ofthe Fifth Ward. The rumor that hewould seek public office has spreadduring the last few months, but itwas spiked yesterday when Smith’sname failed to appear in lists ofcand’dates for the position.I Freshman Women Meet toElect Member to CouncilI Freshmen women will hold a meet-I ing in Ida Noyes theater Tuesday at12 to consider a petition preparedby a committee chosen at the meet-! ing this week and to elect the fifthI member of the Executive council.' A previous announcement stated! that the tie between Virginia Mor-I ris and Dorothy Winter for position^ on the council would be settled by[ balloting at Cobb. This vote will belaktMi at the meeting instead. ‘CAPITALISM ISSLOWLY DYING,'NIEBUIKSTATESNoted Lecturer SpeaksSunday Morningin Chapel“There is not enough intelligencewithin the capitalistic sy.stem to saveitself. While it is not yet dead assome extremists claim, it is slowlyand surely dying; any movement likefascism will merely prolong its de-cea.se.”This was the prediction made bythe Reverend Reinhold Niebuhr, as¬sociate professor of Social Ethicsat Union Theological Seminary, ashe addressed the Socialist club attheir noon meeting yesterday in theCloister Club. Professor Niebuhrwill apeak Sunday at the weekly re¬ligious service at 11 in the Univer¬sity chapel. He is a noted lecturerand writer on contemporary socialand ethical problems.Depends on Mass Producton“The whole system of capitalismdepends on mass production,” he con¬tinued. “It breaks down when it can¬not control ma.ss consumption.” Pro¬fessor Niebuhr compared the orderto an old wall that looks solid toeveryone. “But someday someone |I will come along, give it a kick, and !show the world just how rotten itis.” II“I have one basic religious be- Ilief.” Professor Niebuhr went on, |“and that is that all men are inherentsinners. We must understand this Theologian CondemnsLiberalism, But HasHopes for ReligionMerriam, Oghum, to WriteSequels to Social TrendsProfessors Charles E. Merriam andF. Ogburn left for Wash- | fact for any approach to solving so-Williamington Wednesday to aid in the prep¬aration of thirteen monographs as cial problems.” In this connection he icriticized philanthropy w'hich, heI sequels to the report on “Recent So- [ .said, merely .satisfied the ego.cial Trends.” The report itself hasbeen completed. The monographs jare to be individual opinions that }were not included in the report.Cermak to Speakat Slavonic ClubTomorrow NightMayor Anton J. Cermak will bethe speaker of the evening at thesixth anniversary program and danceto be held by the Slavonic Club ofthe University Saturday at 8:15 atInternational House. Dr. D. D. Dro-ba, first pre.sident of the club, willalso deliver a short address, 'The Czech Singing Society Lyra, |a musical organization founded jforty-two years ago to foster Slav ^and American music and now con-.sisting of sixty male voices, will singa group of classic and folk .songsof the Slavic people. Frank Kubinais the director of the lyra, one thirdof whose members are young Ameri¬cans of Czech descent. It has fre-(luently toured Europe and givennumerous concerts In this country.The program will consist in partof Jugoslav, Russian, Bulgarian andgypsy dances. Harriet Pierzchala,noted Polish pianist, will present anumber of piano selections.Aladar Harmati’s orchestra willplay for social dancing following theprogram. Tickets may be purchasedat the door at 50 cents. Students Hear Records ofEnglish Campaign SpeechesSomething novel in the way ofeducation was inaugurated in associ¬ate professor Jerome Kerwin’s sec¬ond year Social Science surveycourse when political campaignspeeches of the English 1929 parlia¬mentary elections were presented tothe class through phonograph rec¬ords yesterday morning.: Nominate EightWilliam Hicks, and the Duchess of.Athol. Criticizes “Social Trends” ReportThe Hoover report, “Recent So-Trends,” came in for its shareof blame when Professor Niebuhrlabelled it “a futile effort by wisemen who see the evils, but still arehound by the system.”“Out of conflict between the work¬ers and the ruling cla.sses will comethe new order,” he .said. “But whena class struggle begins many of the |middle cla.ss who should be with the Iworkers side with the present order jbecause it still holds some profit for [them,' This is the case of Ramsay I(Continued on page 4) !Wirth Conducts Field Tripfor Social Science Class“Sights that the sightseer doesn’tsee” is the intriguing title of thefield-trip which the Social Science ISurvey classes will take tomorrow |under the supervision of Louis 'Wirth, associate professor of Sociol- iegy at the University. The tour will ,be made by 160 students and will .leave Cobb hall at 9:15. !The itinerary will include visits jto “Back of the Yards,” the Cen- ;tral Manufacturing district, the |waste lands of Chicago, the slums, jGoose Island, the Marshall FieldHousing Project, and the habitat of |human scavengers. ' Sophomores forFederation BoardW. A, A, to Provide FifthEntertainment for Jobless Residents of InternationalHouse Plan Weekly TeasA series of weekly evening teasfor resident and non-resident mem¬bers of International House will be¬gin tonight in Room A of Interna¬tional House. The Social Committeeof the House is sponsoring this firsttea, Mr. and Mrs. Bruce Dickson willreceive, and the affair will continuefrom 9 to 11. Federation yesterday announcedthe names of eight Sophomore wom¬en as candidates for the Federationcouncil. They are Helen Hartenfeld,Peggy Rittenhouse, Betty Sayler,Claire Danziger, Grace Graver, Mar¬garet Carlson, Valerie Webster andHelen de Werthern. Four councilmembers will be elected from thisgroup February 1.Helen Hartenfeld is a member ofthe Dramatic Association, an upper-I class counsellor and a member of thei 1932 Mirror oast. Peggy Ritten-' house is assistant stage manager of1 Mirror, and a member of the Chapel; council. Betty Sayler is in chargei of Mirror properties and was in the' cast of “Shore Acres.” Claire Dan-* ziger is a Sophomore assistant onI the staff of The Daily Maroon andI an upperclass counsellor. Grace Grav-i er was chairman of last year’s Fresh¬man Women’s Council and a repre-i uentative on B. W. O. MargaretI Carlson and Valerie Web.ster are up-‘ perclass counsellors, Helen de Wer-i them is a member of Y. W, C. A.I (Continued on page 2) Reinhold NiebuhrBy HOWARD P. HUDSONReinhold Niebuhr turned smiling¬ly as he pushed through the crowdthat had filled every available spacein the Cloister Club to hear himspeak yesterday noon. For thirty min¬utes he had cut and sla.shed fiercelyat “the illusion of liberalism” andhad mocked at the efforts being madeby capitali.sm to regain prosperity.Now he was relaxed. He greetedold friends graciously, and patientlylistened to their comments. “Collegestudents? Of course they can helpin breaking down the old order, butthe universities are all part of thepresent system. I don’t believe whateducators say about education train-in youth to face problems better.”With this outburst Mr. Niebuhr sud¬denly darted forwaid and called outto a friend, “Say, give me a light,will you?” This important businessbeing settled, he continued towardthe door.“Of course,” he went on, “any so¬cial movement needs leaders with anhistorical perspective.” He stoppedand thrust his hands into his pock¬ets. Some of the fire had returnedto his eyes and his voice rasped ashe spoke rapidly. “We can expectonly minorities in the universities tohelp us and they’re already doingtheir share. But the people who arenot in college, who know about so¬cial conditions from fir.st hand ex¬perience, are going to fuinish uswith our great leaders.”Reminded by a friend that he had300 people waiting for him in thetheater upstairs, he again proceededtoward the exit. “Religion is thesame as education,” he said. “Thechurch is so rooted in our present(Continued on page 2) OHIO PROPOSESFREE BOARD FORBIG TEN TEAMSl"F Council RequestsFraternities toCooperateA reciprocal agreement betweenfraternity groups at all Big Tenschools, by which visiting athleticteams would be boarded free ofcharge at fraternity houses, was pro¬posed yesterday by Ohio State Uni¬versity.The matter will be considered atthe regular meeting of the Inter¬fraternity Council next Wednesdaynight. However, because the Coun¬cil will be unable to complete its ac¬tion by February 3, when the Iowaswimming team comes to Chicago,Ross Whitney, president of the Coun¬cil, issues a request that the headsof fraternity hou.ses communicatewith him if their houses are avail¬able for that purpose.Advantages of PlanThe proposed plan would effect aconsiderable reduction in athleticcosts. It was agreed at a recent meet¬ing of coaches, attended by ThomasMetcalf, the new Director of Athlet¬ics at the University, that such a re¬duction would be necessary. If theOhio plan is not accepted the budgetcut in the University’s case will un¬doubtedly affect the Intramural de¬partment.The question or allowing women infraternity houses at certain limitedtimes and without the presence ofchaperones will probably be droppedfor lack of support. The preliminaryinterest aroused when Thomas An-diews, president of Kappa Sigma,proposed the change in the Univer¬sity’s chaperone rule, died quickly.Most of the fraternities were appar¬ently hostile to the idea, f The evilsthat might result from such a rulewere considered too dangerous bymost of the houses.Rushing RulesAnother matter to be consideredis that of “dutch ti’eats” in connec¬tion with rushing. The rushing rulesmake no mention of this, and thereis some misunderstanding on thesubject among fraternity' men. Anamendment to the rules will prob¬ably be adopted looking to the clari¬fication of the problem.Concert Bureau toAid Music Students.Alvin Jabelon of the Mjusic de¬partment has organized a Universityconcert bureau to help musically tal¬ented students earn money in theirspare time. It will furnish paidchoruses, soloists, and instrumentplayers to organizations desiringsuch programs.Examinations for those desiringemployment are held everjr dzy from2:30 to 4:30 at 201 Ingleside hall.Candidates must have good reper¬toires, including all the recognizedmasters and some contemporaries.Shades of Past Student DratnaticProductions Appear in PlayfestW. A. A. is in charge of the fifthRecreation Day program for the Chi¬cago unemployed, tomorrow in IdaNoyes hall. Marian Biadgley and Es¬ther Weber are arranging the pro¬gram and providing for the enter¬tainment of the guests.David C. Levine and Jean Wil¬liams are playing piano, RandolphBean is leading community singing,and four members of the wrestlingathletic department squad are towrestle in the afternoon. S. 5. A, Club DiscussesCost of Medical ServicesThe “Organization of MedicalServices” was discussed last night atthe meeting of the Social ServiceAdministration club at 8 in the So¬cial Science assembly room. Dr. Mi¬chael M. Davis, who was a memberof the committee on the cost of med¬ical care which recently reported theresults of investigations over aperiod of the past five years, wasthe principle speaker. Announce Ticket Sale forLecture by William BeebeSingle tickets for the campus ap- ^pearance of William Beebe, noted isea explorer, who will speak in Man- |del hall Thursday evening, February j16, may be purchased at these |places: the University Bookstore, |Woodworth’s, and University Col- Ilege. !Box seats for this lecture are sell-1ing for a dollar and ten cents, while jseats on the main floor are eighty- Ifive cents. Seats in the first four .rows of the balcony are 85 cents. ^ By MAXINE CREVISTONShades of the past f^le by m a longline this Playfest. Shades that arefamiliar, some traditional, othersbut recently added. An amazing va¬riety of them, really, for they bearmarks of their original creation anddepiction by personages whosenames are commonplaces on our lips—and the characters varied then andnow as much as the individuals whoportrayed them.The selection of plays and skitsfor revival is a happy one. The pro¬gram consists of four of iwv mostoutstanding productions since 1925when the oldest play of the group,“Tomorrow,” was written, and in¬cludes the most recent “Theater-Guild Production” of last year’sMirror. ,Initial in the Playfest which con¬tinues tonight and tomorrow night,is “Home Rule” from the pen ofMargueritte Harmon Bro, as re¬freshing when presented, as whenread from the skript. Two dissatis¬fied wives, Roslyn Sobel and SaraJane Leckrone, are as energetic er¬as wistful as their parts demand; meanw'hile the restrained or efferves¬cent husbands, Robert Ebert and.Arnold Robertson, respectively, man¬age to focus the center of attention.One despises and admires* them byturns, then hastens on to wish allnurses would look and behave in themanner of Lois Cromweli. * ■Of “Tomorrow,’’ to judge the bet¬ter merit between sheer artistry ofplaywriting, skilled perfcrmance,and careful production is difficult.The play is intense, it is a study inmonosyllables used with "dexterityand force. Barbara Vail and GeorgMann offer an interpretation that iscomprehending and studiedly un¬studied.A glitter of names, “On The Pra¬do,” and memories, and Nehtimen-talities. Sweet and aging ladles car¬ry with them the grand manner ofa day that is gone. Their reminis¬cences are of things and of peoplewe all know—plus an llreslstablequip about the youth of Robert May¬nard Hutchins. The lyric and musicon the old World’s Fair theme place(Contiaued from P»Pl* ?/• il-::aPage Two THE DAILY MAROON,uFRIDAY. JANUARY 27. 1933dents. With this additional factor added to the sit-Satlg iiarnonFOUNDED Tii 1901The Daily Maroon is the ofTirial student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published morninga except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 6831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year : $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fer anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon..Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR, Student PublisherJane BiesenthalMelvin GoldmanWilliam GoodsteinBetty Hansen ASSOCIATE EDITORSRobert HerxogDavid C. LevineEld ward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. MontgomeryEld ward G. Schaller Vincent NewmanSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJohn BardenTom BartonNorman BeckerClaire DanzigerAmos DorinsonNoel GersonRobert Hasterlik Morton HechtRichard HookerHoward HudsonDavid KutnerRoy LarsonDotothy LoebDan MacMaater Dugald McDougallRobert Osh insHoward RichSue RichardsonJeanette RifasWilliam TraynorFlorence WishnickNight Editor: Melvin GoldmanAssistant: Howard M. RichFriday, January 27, 1933STUDENT EMPLOYEE AND STUDENTEMPLOYERAs the depression continues and each monthmakes more scarce the available jobs for all classesof individuals, the problems and difficulties con¬fronting the Board of Vocational Guidance andPlacement of the University are increasing in num¬ber. We have fully realized that in order that self-supporting University men and women may securework, the directors and counsellors of this place¬ment office have had to expend an ever-increasingamount of effort and initiative to discover the fewpositions available.Recently John C. Kennan, one of the vocation¬al counsellors, revealed another set of circum¬stances which makes the work of this Universityservice department still more difficult, and ofwhose existence we had not guessed. These con¬cern the attitudes of employers toward student la¬bor, adverse attitudes which have been caused byactions of student workers themselves for whichwe can see^ little excuse.These employers who have made a custom ofhiring students for part or full time work over aperiod of several years frequently report dissat¬isfaction upon their part with the reliability andregularity of these men and women. Too frequent¬ly, there are requests for a “night off” because oftomorrow’s examination or the quarter’s fraterni¬ty formal. Too frequently, there is irregularity ofattendance and application because of one dis¬traction or another which enters into the life of thestudent part time worker and which is not allowedby the older, full time employee to interfere withhis hours of duty.Because of continued experiences such as these,one concern that had formerly staffed an entiredepartment with sixty University students work¬ing nights on a part time basis, recently dismissedthe entire group and substituted for it eighteenwomen employed on an eight-hour schedule. Thechange resulted in increased efficiency and econ¬omy for the employer, and an extensive source ofpositions for students was completely exhausted.That such habits and lack of a sense of respon¬sibility upon the part of students should have ef¬fects such as these works a hardship upon count¬less, numbers of more earnest students. One can¬not criticize employers, and one cannot find faultwith the University placement office which is, forthis reason, handicapped in finding positions for itsmany applicants.With current business conditions decreasing thenumber of jobs open to all individuals, with therate of compensation dropping seriously, with themore significant appeal of the married man whoseeks ,the few positions available, it is small won-drt fhkt the University has difficulty in findingwork for the most efficient and dependable stu- uation, and created by the indifference and per¬sonal whimsies of students, we are more than sur¬prised at the reports from this office in Cobb 2! 5 jthat several thousand positions are nevertheless !found each year. |The working student today is enjoying a privi- |lege that many thousands of adult men would wel- |come. That individual has it in his hands to shape jthe attitude of employers toward student labor. |All the promotion and all the personal effort of Ithe many college and university vocational officeswill ^o for naught if the student themselves preju¬dice business men against part time, universityhelp. On the other hand, efficiency and applica¬tion, earnestness and initiative, upon the part ofthese same students, can tremendously increasethe number of positions that will open to the col¬lege worker.—W. E. T. byElisabstkSOCIETY Ruins of Persian GloryTHE NEW PLAN’S VOCABULARYWe sometimes wonder about this new educa¬tional plan of ours. At so many points it is veryfrequently turning out to be, in actual practice,very much like the old scheme of things.The more we see of it, the more inclined we areto believe that a large part of the“new” still liesin its terminology, alone. Things formerly “re¬quired” are now “indispensable.” Formal “exam¬inations” have become “optional tests” which oneis obliged to take. One is no longer “flunked,’but one is graded “unsatisfactory.” Students maytake as long a time as they wish to prepare a pa¬per—but it must be in when the professor sug¬gests. Attendance at demonstrations or museumexhibits is “voluntary”—^but class roll is called.Progress occurs very slowly in educational in¬stitutions and it is hard for professor and admin¬istrator to break with the dogmas of the past, nomatter how firm their intentions may be. Almost unbelievably soon its Fri¬day again—and when the rest of youput aside the toils of the week mineare just beginning. But there’s nouse pretending because you know Ilove it. Anyhow, I’ll tell you whereI’ll be expecting to see some of you,at any rate, this week-end.The week-end really began lastnight with the Playfest opening pre¬sented by the Dramatic Associationat the Reynolds Club theater. Ifyou didn’t get a chance to get overThursday, the plays will be given to¬night and tomorrow night too, soyou still have a chance to see them.Marge Chapline, by the way, is stillaghast to find, after the second w’eek,it was Playfest, not Mirror, forwhich she was practicing.Friday night there is The DailyMaroon banquet for the staff at theCongress Hotel; the Betas are hav¬ing a bridge-dance; and the girlsover at Kelly are giving a party, withmen and women guests, and BoydRaben’s orchestra furnishing themusic.Then, Saturday the Phi Gam’sMothers’ club is giving a bridgeparty at the house; the Kappa Sigsare having open house—which, I amtold, is the first of a series of openhouses they will give during the win¬ter quarter; the Pi Lambda Phis aregiving a dance; the T. K. E., a Radio¬dance; and the Zeta Betes, a Squir¬rel Party: a depression party start¬ing with a treasure hunt on foot andfollowed by dancing and food at thehouse.And that seems to cover the cam¬pus pretty well. But if none of thisinterests you there’s always theForty-niner Party at South Shore, orthe old reliable Urban Room, or slum¬ming, or movies, or bridge, or bel¬ter, if you aren’t jittery, jigsawpuzzles.The Travelling BazaarBy Jerry Jontry NIEBUHR SPEAKSOF HIS HOPESFOR RELIGIONPAT AT THE MIKE:* It happened in a small town downstate that anIrishman named Pat was badly in need of money.After asking several of his friends and being re¬fused he met one who suggested that he write toGod for a loan. So Pat sat down and wrote,“Dear God: Will you please loan me fifty dollars—I am very hard up?” and signied and mailed theletter.When the postmaster saw the letter he at onceonce recognized the handwriting and opened Pat’sletter. After reading it he decided to take it upto his Masonic lodge meeting that night. At thelodge meeting the members decided to keep thesecret and yet help Pat out as part of their reliefplan, but knowing Pat they decided to send only$25 then and the other $25 next month, whichthey did and on the back of the letter stamped theMasonic seal.Nothing was heard from Pat for several weekswhen one day his second letter came addressed toGod. The postmaster opened it and read, “DearGod: Will you please send me another fifty, butthis time send it care of the Knights of Columbus;last time those damn Masons took out twenty-five.”' * * * ,Hurrah for the Quads, they are the girls,Of all our jewels they are the pearls;That they are good we know ’tis tnie.Yet must they be so hard, to woo? (Continued from page 1)system that no bettering of the so¬cial order will come of it.” Then, indead earnest, he proffered, “But re¬ligion isn’t really hopeless.” Thisfrom a teacher at a divinity school.“All great movements must have asort of religious spirit behind themin order to succeed.”Then, for the first time fullyaware of his next engagement, hedashed up the stairs two at a timeto the third floor. “W’ar destroy oursociety? Yes, quite possible. Mightbe one with Japan. Can’t tell. Can’tprophesy.”With these words Reinhold Nie¬buhr rushed into ’the theater andsoon was energetically answering themultitude of questions that a delight¬ed audience put to him.PLAYFEST PRESENTSSHADES OF PASTCAMPUS PRODUCTIONS(Continuaa from page 1)I emphasis, through contrast, upon theSTREAM OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS:Betty Cooke is a brave girl of quick decisions. . . went to bed Wednesday night feeling fineand woke up next morning after her appendixhad been removed . . . getting along nicely . . .Pat Page, Jr. has left school and entered Okla¬homa State ... to study the petroleum industry,he says . . . but once I knew a girl from OklahomaState . . . smart boy, Pat . . . sorry to see you go,tho . . . tell 'Gordie Clark “Hello” . . . No, my wifedoes not write this column . . . yes, I am not mar¬ried . . . Are you a technocrat? . . . oh, I see,you’re an 3. A. E. . . . No, my father is not goingto be the next football coach . . . Heard the girlsin Foster are going to send me a book of puns... I like candy better . . . I’ll do something forthem sometime . . . burn down their hall . . . Bob¬bie Blocki is a very, very polite girl . . . Has thecat got Wilma Kuehn’s tongue? . . . maybe hermother told her not to speak to the Phi Psi’s . . .Am saving my money to go to the Iron Mask Ball... at this rate I will only be able to stay till10:30 . . . Thanks Scheels and Hemipelman ... Isaw you . . . laughing at yesterday’s Bazaar . . .Ewald Rodak, student working in the Commons,stumbled while carrying a tray and dropped sixtyfeet . . . wasn’t hurt . . . they were chicken feet. . . haw, haw . . . haw . . . Just A Man From TheSouth . . . worked all day Wednesday writing Ba¬zaar about Hamlet’s disappearance only to learnat 4:30 that he had returned home at 11:30 . . .V>orp Humlot nicp doggip you tyuiH Century of Progress Exposition.Even “A Theater Guild Production” apropos of O’Neill’s work lastyear, has not lost its tang and ap¬peal—there is something almost “de¬lectable” about Pat Magee in hisbaby bonnet. Whereas last year thesatire and parody were more acutelysensed by an “Electra” consciousaudience, this year the audacity andburlesque became more apparent. Itis riotous!iBetweenwhiles, Dean A. J. Brum¬baugh, as master of ceremonies,gave brief sketches of points of in¬terest in the writing, direction, andacting of the plays. Tonight PercyHolmes Boynton, and tomorrownight, Arthur G, Bovee, preside inhis stead.8 Sophomores Namedto Federation Board(Continued from page 1)and an upperclass counsellor.All women in the University areeligible to vote for these candidatesat the general election to be heldFebruary 1 from 11 to 4 in the foyerof Ida Noyes hall. Each voter maycast a ballot for four candidates.One Senior woman will be ap¬pointed to the Federation council toreplace Lorraine Watson who wasrecently elected B. W. O, chairman.Federation will also name a repre¬sentative of its organization on B,W. O. These appointees and the foursophomores elected to the councilwill be announced in The Daily Ma¬roon February 2. (Story on front page)01(1 Persian relief senlftnres in Alexander the (treat's f>al-aee, datiinj back more than 2.(xki years.Panel relief sculpture found at ancient Persepolis. Thefigures represent Persian tribute bearers.A small stainvay cohered zvith relief sculptures, uncoveredvrar monumental staircases in palace at Persepolis.i^iaBaaDAILY MAROON SPORTSFRiDAY, JANUARY 27, 1933 Page ThreeChicago to Meet N. U. FORMEII AND FUTUREWater Poloists Tonight STARS TEST VARSITY\Marom Feucers ™CI(MEH TUNIDUTBartlett Enter Foil TeamAfter a lonjr work-out, which wasnot encouraging from a team-workstand-point, the Maroon wiater poloteam yesterday looked forward tothe Northwestern meet in BartlettGym pool tonight with apprehension.As far as the conference race isconcerned, this game will be simplypractice, the regular Conferencemeet with the Purple coming on Feb¬ruary 11. Both coaches have theoption of stopping their teams to ex¬plain rules or to point out mistakesin play. However, it is not likelythat this prerogative will be takenadvantage of since the game is a tra¬ditional duel. Both N. U. and Chi¬cago have claimed the conferencewater polo championship in past sea¬sons, but not having met for tenyears, they have been unable to set¬tle the dispute. This year a seriesof three games is scheduled to de¬cide once and for all the question:which is tougher—Maroon or Pur¬ple?The games also have a further sig¬nificance. A city-league of waterpolo teams from Chicago, North¬western, I. A. C. and J. P. I. has !been formed to determine the city jchampion. The Marooiis scored the !first victory in the league when they jbeat N. U. at Evanston 5-4 last Fri-1day. I in League MeetFor the first time the Universitywill enter a foil team in the meetconducted by the amateur fencersleague of America in the Gage Pai'kField House, 55th Street and West¬ern avenue tomorrow at 2. Theteam will probably consist of LaurelCarr, Amos Dorinson, and BurtonYoung with Ormond Julian and NoahLevin as alternates. There is a pos¬sibility of a second team from, theUniversity entering.The team will have a reasonablygood chance of taking the event, al¬though there will be some stiff com¬petition with teams more experienc¬ed in the weapon, said Coach Merrill.JEROME A. C. TAKESMAROON SCRUBS, 39-35The Maroons’ second squad lost alively practice game to the JeromeAthletic Club in the fieldhouse lastnight by a 39 to 35 score beforea small crowd. *Chicago lead at the end of thehalf 18 to 17. However, with threeminutes to go, the Jerome A. C.stepped ahead of the Maroons witha score of 37 to 34.Are You A FugitiveFrom A “Claim” GangDo you find “Clalmcrs” always on yourtrail because the end of the week finds youer-uh-well frankly, “broke?” There’s no needof it. You can save enough by eating regular¬ly at Yankee Doodle and taking advantage oftheir extremely low prices to be on the properside of the ledger always. And of course, itgoes without saying that you’ll find the foodwhen you want it—as you want it. You’ll raveat what you can save atYankee Doodle Inn1171 Ea*t SSth Street Fairfax 1776 Winners of five events in lastyear’s freshman-alumni-varsity trackmeet will be competing again thisyear when the annual affair is heldtonight at 7:30 in the fieldhouse.John Brooks, who led the scorerslast year as a sophomore, winningfirst places in the 70 yard dash, thelow hurdles and the broad jump, ispartially incapacitated, havingsprained his ankle in the Armourmeet last week, and will not enterthe broad jump, in which he was theConference champion last year. Hewill be able however to enter thesprint and the low hurdles, both ofwhich he should win with ease.Roy Black, captain of last year’steam, who captured the high hurdlestor the varsity last year, will ’en¬deavor to repeat tonight, in his firstappearance with the alumni squad.Captain Ted Haydon, whose life-longambition has been to defeat Blackever the barriers, will be the lead¬ing varsity competitor.Ed Nicholson, Maroon half milerwho led the pack to the tape in hisevent, will find plenty of competitionfrom three other varsity men inFairbank, Cameron and Moore. Fair-bank has improved greatly since lastyear, winning the 880 in the Ar¬mour meet. There is a possibilitythat I>ale Letts, conference half-mile champion in 1929, 1930 and1931, will enter. If he does, Lettsshould carry off the honors, for he iscapable of doing five seconds betterthan any of the varsity men.Two men who won events for thefreshmen last year, Varkala in thetwo mile run and Ovson in the shotput, will be competing for the var¬sity, and should cop their specialtieswith little trouble.Another first place for the alumniwas practically assured when AntonBerg, former conference championin the high-jump, and twice a mem¬ber of American Olympic teams, de¬cided to enter. Harry Frieda, veteranof several Olympic decathalon com¬petitions, will do his bit for thealumni in the shot-put, pole-vault,and possibly the hurdles.The freshmen will be handicappedby the loss of Ralph iBalfanz, quar-ter-miler, who is struggling with astrenuous schedule. 'In the temporary absence of Jer¬ry Jontry, Ed Cullen, sophomore,will probably cop the quarter forthe varsity. Simon or Milow in themile and Jackson in the pole-vault,are also likely winners in theirevents. CHICAUO FAVOREDTO DOWN CORNEUCOUEGE MATMENMaroon mat followers are assuredof 9 pleasant evening tomorrowwhen Capt. Bion Howard leads hismen against Coach Barker’s grap-plers from Cornell college. Despitethe decisive defeats suffered at thehands of Northwestern and Illinois,a sweeping Chicago victory can beexpected tomorrow due to the factthat Cornell’s team is even greenerthan Coach Vorres’.The meet, which will be the onlyone on the campus this season, willstart in Bartlett at 8, but freshmenwill compete in preliminaries com¬mencing at 7:30.Cornell’s team, now in its secondseason, contains four men left fromlast year, and four newcomers whowill see their first competition.Heide and Bedrava, Maroon stars,who had been shifted into Citssesbeyond their weight, will wrestle intheir own divisions tomorrow, andSol Bamberger will be given a trialin the heavyweight class against Hal-oupek, all-Iowa center for the pasttwo years. Max Bernstein will repre¬sent the Midway in the 118 lb. bout,replacing Tom Barton, who injuredhis side.Ed Bedrava, who defeated North-we.stern’s star tackle. Bill Riley, willmeet Osborn, an all-lowa guard,at 175 lbs. Capt. Howard, now com¬pletely rid of his flu, will probablyaccomplish things when he takes onDale Hill, Mount Vernon’s 145 pound¬er. It’s either Hubbard or Barge¬man—probably Hubbard — againstMonford, at 155 lbs. John Heide atlast gets a break in not having toconquer a giant, being assigned topin Ellison, who weighs only 165 lbs.Zukowsky, now recovered from hisleg injury, will try to capture the126 lb. event against the wishes ofApfel. Craig, who should be a Con¬ference star within the next twoyears, is up against West, the visit-inj^ 145 pounder.PING PONG EXPERTSPLAY HERE FEB. 13A Ping-Pong match probably willbe a bigger attraction than the Pur-due-Chicago basketball game whichit follows the night of Feb. 13. Sev¬eral of the best players in the coun¬try, including Coleman Clark, na¬tional champion, will appear on theMaroon basketball court. John Leh¬man, Yoshio Fushimi, and J. R. Lein-inger are the others in the matches.WRIGHT HANDLAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fifty Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073 TERESA DOLAN’S DANCESSaturday Eve’s — Midway TempleFriday Eve’s — Pershing BallroomAdmission 40 CentsPrivate Lessons day or evening at Studio6332 Cottage Grove Tel. Hyde Park 3080bm ®n oralfipTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, Minister\SUNDAY. JANUARY 29. 1933I 1:00 A. M.—“Religionizing Morals.” Dr. Vogt.4:00 P. M.—CHANNING CLUB TEA. "The Romantic Fal¬lacy,” by Mr. Francis Merrill. HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. Tibbetts — Rolland W. SchloerbMinistersSUNDAY. JANUARY 29, 1933A. M.—“Should Religion Remove Guilt?”, Mr.Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—The Young People’s Church Club meets ingroup teas, followed by a discussion hour.8:00 P. M.—Reading by Prof. Davis Edwards: “LazarusLaughed,” by Eugene O’Neill.1:00The Church ofThe Redeemer' (EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly (jommunion, 8.00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M. •Evensong and Sermon, 6:00 P.M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andTieditation. GOING TO CHURCH IS ANESSENTIAL PART OF ACOLLEGE EDUCATION Mention Shaughnessy forNext Coach—^MetcalfThistlethwaite, Olanider,Waldorf and PhelanPossibilitiesClark D. Shaughnessy, athleticdirector at Loyola university of NewOrleans, and former Tulane coach,is one of the four men now underconsideration to succeed A. A. Stagg as Maroon football coach, accordingto Thomas N. Metcalf, newly appoint¬ed director of athletics, in a state¬ment to the press.Newspaper speculation is wildconcerning the other possibilities.Among the most prominent of thenewspaper nominees for the otherthree candidacies is Glenn Thistleth¬waite, . former Northwestern and(Continued on page 4)hal kempoffers you all this for onlyONE DOLLAR per PERSONNo Cover ChargeA good dinner before 9 o’clockor a supper after that hour.The professional floor show.Dancing from 6:30 till 2 withHal Kemp and his Orchestra.Also three fine acts fromNorthwestern University.FRIDAY JANUARY 26BLACKHAWKWabash at RandolphGoodnessf Helen, arenh you extravagantbuying tivo pairs of shoes at one time?'*'' ,K } % I** Don'* the foolish! Buying Florsheims isan extravagance—and when you can get themat Sale prices, yon are really saving money.85'6 /yss ii MlU:FLORSHEIMs.F AShoe Shop for70 EAST MADISON^ STREET, IVear Michiganr«v;Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 27/1933Channing club, “The RomanticValley.” Francis Merrill, at 4 inUnitarian Parish house.The Yale Daily News says that“Lit,” the college literary publica¬tion, published advertisements for11 speakeasies in a late issue.Janitors at the University of Min¬nesota recently drew lots to deter¬mine who would carry several skel¬etons across the campus to a newlaboratory.Co-eds at Northwestern universityhave taken up pipe smoking as theresult of women winning the rightto smoke in sorority houses.THE BEAUTY STUDIO I2V^ )8«ath of CampusFinKer Wave Eyebrow ArchShampoo <30C eaCII Henna RinseManicure , for Hair-RemovingMarcel ^ ^ Cleanup FacialNo Extra Chargefor Neckcnu and Vinegar Rinse6147 Unirertity Dorcheater 9281Join the NewFthattrnity^ i iktGEORGESMENS SHOP1003 E. 55th St.“Meet me at Georges’* All races of people since the beginningof time, so far as we have been ableto read, have had some kind of a pipeand have smoked something—whetherthey called it tobacco or what not.A ND since smoking a pipe is so differentfrom smoking a cigar or cigarette,we made a most painstaking, scientificstudy in an effort to make, if we could,a tobacco which was suited to pipes.We found out, first, that there was akind of tobacco that grew in the BlueGrass section of Kentucky called WhiteBurley, and that there was a certain kindof this tobacco which was between thetobacco used for cigarettes and the to¬bacco used for chewing tobacco. It isthis tobacco which is best for pipes.We found out that Mr. J. N. Wellman,many years ago, made a pipe tobaccowhich was very popular. But it wasnever advertised and after he passedaway nothing more was heard about it.We acquired this Wellman Method and1 hat is what we use in making Granger. Next was the cut. We knew that finetobacco burnt hot because it burnt sofast. You could hardly hold your pipe inyour hand, it got so hot at times. Soremembering how folks used to ^whittle”their tobacco we cut GRANGER just like"whittle” tobacco-—"Roug^ Cut.” Itsmokes cooler, lasts longer and nevergums the pipe.So far, so good** Now we wanted tosell this tobacco for 10c. Good tobacco — right process—cut right. So we putGranger in a sensible soft foil pouchinstead of an expensive package, knowingthat a man canH smoke the package.GRANGER has not been on sale verylong, but it has become a popular smoke.And we have yet to know of a man whostarted to smoke it, who didnY keep on.Folks seem to like it.®1933IIGGEH « MYERSTOBACCO CO. The Granger pouchkeeps the tobacco freshToday on theQuadrangles ‘CAPITALISM ISSLOWLY DYING,’NIEBUHR STATESTke Daily MaroonNight editor for the next issue;Robert Herzog. Assistant: NormanBecker.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, “The Symbolismof Joseph Bond Chapel: IV. TheArchitecture.” Associate professorHarold Willoughby, at 12 in JosephBond chapel.Piano recital. Jan Chiapusso. at4 :30 in Social Science assembly hall.Undergraduate OrganisationsDramatic association, Playfest. At8:30 in Reynolds club theater.Departmental OrganizationsDie Deutsche Gesellsc.iaft. At 4 inIda Noyes hall.Graduate Club of Ecoi.omics andBusiness, “Investments of Life In¬surance Companies.” E. T. Halaas,at 4:30 in Haskell common room.Public LecturesRadio lecture, “Expansion of Eu¬rope.” Associate professor Arthur P.Scott, at 11 over station WMAQ.Division of the Social Sciences,“Idealist Implementation of Con¬science.” Professor T. V. Smith, at3:30 in Social Science assembly room.Public lecture (downtown). “TheAgi-icultural Structure of SovietRussia.” Professor Samuel N. JHar-per, at 6:45 in Fullerton hall,‘ theArt Institute.Social EventsDance. From 9 to 1 at Kelly hall.Dance by student group. From 9to 1 in Ida Noyes hall.Beta Theta Pi bridge dinner.From 9 to 1 in the chapter house.Phi Bet| tMt*.luncheon. From 12to 1:30.Luther club pai’ty. At 8, in IdaNoyes hall.MifoellaneousFreshman Women’s council. At 12in Ida Noye* hall. i (Continued from page 1)j MacDonald, who has been persuadedby the King that he’s good looking! £nd should be in the court.”j The Reverend Niebuhr is fillingi a speakii\g engagement in Milwaukeej today. Saturday he will go to DruceI Lake with fifty (Jniversity studentsj and faculty members to lead one of1 the discussion groups at the outing,j Sunday evening he will be the prin-! cipal speaker at the Sunday Evening! Club,SATURDAY. JANUARY 28, 1933Radio Lectures“News from the Quadrangles.”William V. Morgenstern, at 8:30over station WMAQ.Professor at the Breakfast Table:“The Governments of the Metropol¬itan Region of Chicago.” ProfessorCharles Merriam, at 9 a. m. overstation W’MAQ.Social EventsSlavonic club, program and dance.B:15 in International House.Dramatic association, Playfest.8 :30 in Reynolds club theater.Pi Lambdaf Phi, house dance. 9:30to 2. ‘ ‘frZeta Beta Tau, house dance. 9 to1.T. K, E., radio dance. 9 to 12.Kappa Sigma Open house, 7 to 12.Phi Gamma Delta, mothers’ bridgeparty. 8 td 12.MiscellaneousWrestling, Cornell College vs. Chi¬cago. 7 :30, iljl Bartlett.T■i ■SUNDAY, JANUARY 29, 1933 HENRY WADSWORTHLONGFELLOW TO PLAYCOLLEGE FOOTBALLHenry Wadsworth Longfellow hassignified his intention of being a can¬didate for the Northwestern Uni¬versity football team next fall. Long¬fellow is not' a poet but he is willingto tackle anything. He is just afresihman at Northwestern and a win¬ner of football numerals. Dick Han¬ley thinks that he will be good ma¬terial for the varsity. He weighs185 pounds, stands six feet two andhas been nicknamed Hiawatha!At the University of Berlin thestudents are permitted a period of.six weeks in which to analyze andselect their professors. Ponies, 800,500 EntriesWin Intramural ContestsNacey, Laird, McMurrayScore All Pointsfor 800 NEW COACH MAYBE SHAUGWiESSY HI LI’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.W-e Feature Noonday Luncheon25cEvening Dinner 35cSunday Dinner 50cServed on 2nd Floor <X)1XEQB GlRLftIn a close but not paz'ticularly in¬teresting game in Bartlett gym the800 entry of Burton court defeatedthe Snell residents, 22 to 21 yester¬day afternoon. The winners heldtheir lead throughout the game, butwere often threatened by the smallerSnell team, Nacey, Laird, and Mc¬Murray was the scoring machine forthe victors, making all their team’.«points.In a game that was at times rem¬iniscent of a football contest theBurton 500 entry trounced the 600entry, 19 to 9. 600 was handi¬capped by having only four players.Both teams charged and blocked withvigor but no casualties resulted.Although trailing by four pointsat the half the Ponies (2) camethrough with a last half attack todown the Gladstones, 22 to 25. Gillof the Gladstones was high scorerwith five baskets and a free throw. (Contimued from p«S« 3)Wisconsin coach, who is now athlet¬ic director at Carroll college. Wau¬kesha, Wisconsin. Furthermore,Thistlethwaite has been approved byother Big Ten schools, having thatadvantage on the other candidates.Departure of Pat Page. Jr., forOklahoma sets some newspaper'sguessing that a trade might be af¬fected to secure Lynn Waldorf, aSyracuse man, to the Midway fromdown there. Metcalf is familiar withWaldorf's work in the valley.Milt Olander, assistant to Bob Zup-pke at Illinois, and former Illinistar, is also suggested as a possibil¬ity. He had experience as headcoach at Kalamazoo Normal beforereturning to Illinois.Jimmy Phelan, former Purduecoach, now at Washington, has ex¬pressed dissatisfaction with his pre.'^-ent position and has an applicationin for the Chicago vacancy.CLASSIFIED ADSPLEDGINGDelta Tau Delta wishes to an¬nounce the pledging of Myron Cole. 6056 KIMBARK AVE. Room andboard $6.50 per week. Student mealsby dietician and tea room. Dorch.10135. ■ TM A FUGITIVE FROMCOMPREHENSIVE EXAMS"Escape with me, from those oW greywalls, to the Cafe de Alex, where EarlHoffman and his Columbia chain gang whipthemselves into a frenzy with new tangosand rumbas.CR.AM more entertainment into an eveningthan ever before and at a price that fitsyour collegiate pocketbook.—Alex Burns.Dinner One Dollar Luncheon Fifty CentsCAFE de ALEX80 West Randolph St.And. 2438O COVER CHARGE orminimum charge at anytime. 1 5 Worth of TearT5%Saved on bill. Present to waiter.NameAddrrMGood ev*r>' nizht after 9;30except Saturda>.and we’d liketo talk with youabout ito