* .•^0°°°Vol. 33.. :j4o..'35.>,i■ liu-' ii ill'' UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1933 Price Tliree CentaCUT DEBTS ANDTARIFFS TD ENDBADTIMES-VINER Scientist DiscussesCosmic Rays Tonight Why Be Local? “Buy International! '—Buy Mosta of Besta for Leasta” In Any Language Socialist Leader toVisit Campus TwiceWar-Cure Croup HearsAnalysis of WorldProblemsWa.shinjirton, D. C., Jan. 19 (Spe¬cial)—Reduction of war debts, ac¬companied by international scalingdown of tariff walls, would be im¬portant contributions toward world¬wide economic recovery, Dr. JacobVMncr, professor of Economics, saidtonight at the round table of wardebts of the eighth annual conferenceof the National Council on theCauses and Cure of War, held here.“The inter-allied debts are not thesole cause of the present depression,and their reduction or cancellationis not likely to prove sufficient tobring about a turn in the economictide. But the debt.s are undoubtedlyone of the factors contributing to thedepression and their reduction wouldbe one very important .step towardmaking recovery possible,” ProfessorViner told the conference.Tariff SifnificanceHe pointed out that tariff wallshave caused a significant fall in thevolume of world trade. Thus thedebts, payable as they are in fixedsum.s of gold, have become a heavyburden to the debtors. That factcontributes diretly to our own na¬tional economic situation, for thereLs no reason to expect that we canrecover prosperity while Europe con¬tinues to go downhill.The barriers to trade are a moreimportant impediment than thedebts. International debt payments,although made in gold, have a.^^ theirreal basi.s the exchange of goods andservices. If that exchange is killedby the existence of prohibitive tar¬iffs, it is folly to expect our debtorsto pay their obligations.Profe.ssor Viner concluded by stat¬ing that “concessions are not charity,but, even more clearly than charity,are twice-blefesed, blessing both thegiver and receiver thereof.”B«; latMuatiaMl rr«ai TWk«u! I’rofMiior Arthur H. Compton, who willxprak on “The Nature of Coamie Rara*’ ata meeting of the Chicavo aeetion of theAmerican Chemical Society together with theiPhynira Club of Chicago at the Midland(Tub tonifht at 7:4S.Collins, Boyntonand Clark WillPick Friar BookSEMINARY CASTPRESENTS PLAYMONDAY EVENING“The Great Choice,” a one-act play,vividly portraying the sharp conflictof nationalism and religion, will bepre.sented by the Seminary Players•Vlonday evening, at 7:30, in GrahamTaylor hall of the Chicago Theologi¬cal Seminary.“Mini.sters’ Week” will be form¬ally opened Monday afternoon inGraham Taylor hall of the Seminarywith the Reverend Hugh S. Mac¬kenzie, president of the ChicagoCongregational Ministers’ Union,presiding.Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thurs¬day evenirvgs will be devoted to theAlden-Tuthill Lectures by ProfessorHocking, who speaks as Chairman ofthe Laymen’s Commis.sion of Inquiryinto Foreign Missions, which has justpublished the results of its investi¬gations in the much discussed book,“Re-Thinking Missions.”Each day at 5 will come what isknown as the “University Hour.”Buy International Relation*!GRADUATE SCHOOLSSHOW INCREASE INATTENDANCE FIGURES The excellence of the 1933 Black-friars production has been assured,according to Henry Sulcer, abbot, bythe selection of three competentjudges to select the book, and thepresence of fourteen books fromwhich a choice may be made.The .script for the show to be pre¬sented next May will be picked byCharles Collins, dramatic critic ofthe Chicago Tribune and an alumnusof the University; Percy Boynton,professor of English; and DunlapClark, former abbot of Blackfriarsresponsible for the production of“A Myth in Mandel” in 1917.14 Book* SubmittedThe fourteen books turned in con¬stitute a record number. All are fulllength musical comedies, and covera wide enough range of subjects togive the judges a good .selection.The following authors have sub¬mitted their efforts:Bill Harshe and Julian Jackson;Pete McEvoy; Carroll and Dil-lenbeck; Noel Gerson and Nor¬man Panama; Robert Dodson; Wil¬liam Carroll; Howard Dillenbeck;Robert Collins and Edward Waful;George Jones; Richard Bradley andJoseph Zoline; James Edmonds andYvonne Kimball; Bill Peterson andGordon .Mien; Charles Newton andJohn Holloway; and Donald Plant. !The winning book will be announc- ,ed in The Daily Maroon some time :in February. Faculty Derides Hearst CampaignBy DAN M. MacMASTER“Buy American” may be goodpsychology but it is poor economics,according to University faculty mem¬bers who were approached yesterdayin an investigation conducted by TheDaily Maroon. Not only did the sav¬ants defame the policy of the Hearstnewspapers from the economic stand¬point, but some went so far as todoubt the sincerity of its promul¬gators.Armed with data collected through ;its exten.sive research departmentin a moment of feverish fervorand humanitarian zeal. The DailyMaroon takes this opportunity topresent to its readers a movementto be known henceforth as “Buy In¬ternational !”Frederick L. Schuman, associateprofessor of Political science, madelight of “Buy American” in an in¬terview yesterday. ‘Tt is a questionof psychiatry rather than politicalscience or economics. The ultimateresult of the ‘Buy American’ prop¬aganda will, if successful, be a com¬plete and permanent depression,”Mr. Schuman continued.This statement was found to benot in keeping with the preamble to“The 11 Prosperity Policies forAmerican Patriots” issued by Wil¬liam Randolph Hearst in a commun¬ication to his editors and put forthin editorials of his papers acrossAmerica. The campaign, the HearstBuy lntern«tion«l Sandwich** I release said, is being pursued “forthe purpose of abolishing unemploy¬ment, protecting home industry, de¬veloping America’s resources, andbuilding an enduring prosperity.”A considerable concession to theHeai-st program was made by LouisWirth, associate professor of So¬ciology, who expressed a mild beliefto the effect that “the propagandawill probably attract a certain clien¬tele.” “The adverse criticism, how¬ever, will neutralize the final result,”continued Mr. Wirth in true pessi¬mistic form.The department of Education evi¬dently is away above and beyond theHearst papers as evinced by thestatements of Charles Hubbard Judd,and Guy T. Buswell who “knewnothing of the case” and “did notcare to be quoted.”The sociological approach was ex¬pressed by Earl Johnson, instructorin Sociology, as follows: ‘‘While Idon’t feel qualified adequately tocriticise the economic aspects of themovement, I will comment that Ido not think it is a valid programfrom the standpoint of commercialdevelopment. I am more interested inseveral problems of sociological na¬ture, namely. Why do merchantsplace ‘Buy American’ signs in theirwindows? Is it really because theybelieve in the theory? Is it becausethey think it will increase their busi-(Continued on page 2)Buy International Formal*! NDRMANTHDMASTALKS IN CHAPELSUNDAY MDRNINGWill Address SocialistClub TuesdayAfternoonNorman ThomasFreshman HeadsResign; Preparefor Class VoteTwelve men, members of theFreshman Council, unconditionallyresigned from their positions at itsla.st meeting Wednesday night anddecided not to present their namesas nominees in the Freshman classelection next Tuesday.A meeting of all Freshman menhas been called for next Tuesdayin the Burton Court dining hallpromptly at noon. At this class meet-CHARGE STAGS ONLY‘SIX BITS’TOMORROWAT CABARET PARTY RAILROAD, TRUCKINGFAR APART, STATESHOWARD L. WILLEDHuv International Cadaver*!Chapel Council GivesFourth Program forthe Unemployed The Sophomore class council, af¬ter due deliberation, has recognizedthe status of the “stag line” in thesocial life of this campus and hastherefore decided to cut the cost ofa single “stag” admission to the Cab¬aret Party in the Cloister club afterthe Michigan-Chicago game tomor¬row evening Jo 75 cents, one-half thecost of the ‘‘couple” admission.The sponsors of the Cabaret par¬ty also wish it made known that any“feminine stags” will be granted the.same discretionary fee of 75 cents,as has been granted to the herd ofcommon, garden-variety of mascu- iline “stags.” IThe “popular girl” contest whichis being contemplated for the party “The railroad is the outstandingexample of state .socialism today,”said Howard L. Willett, president ofthe Willett Corporation and Univer¬sity alumnus of 1906, “and the truckis the Bolshevist in the transporta¬tion busine.ss.” The occasion was thethird of the alumni vocational lec¬tures given yesterday in Haskell onthe subject of “Traffic Management.”Mr. Willett, whose company spe¬cializes in truck transportation, ex¬plained that the railroads at the pres¬ent time are operating under govern¬ment supervision while the truckingindustry operates on a “laissez-fairepolicy,“The railroad and the truck,” hecontinued, “will not get together fora long time. They are as far apart ing five men will be chosen to com¬plete, with five women, the Fiesh-man Executive council.Sharp to Pre*ideRobert Sharp, chairman of theStudent Social committee, will pre¬side, and John Barden of the Soph¬omore council will take charge of themechanics of the voting. Nomina¬tions will come from the floor, andeach freshman will vote for five menon his ballot. Arrangements havebeen made with the residence hallsto serve a 35 cent luncheon to allthose participating in the meeting.At the same time next Tuesdaythe women of the Freshman classare conducting a similar meeting inthe Ida Noyes theater. The Fresh¬man Women’s council will continue,unaffected by the election, and itstwenty-four members will also benominees from whom the Freshmanwomen will select five to meet withthe men as the Freshman Executivecouncil. Further nominations fromthe floor will be in order. Norman Thomas, executive secre¬tary of the League for IndustrialDemocracy, leader of the Socialistparty in America, and candidate ofthat party in the Presidential elec¬tions of 1928 and 1932, will givethe first of two campus lectures inthe Chapel Sunday at 11.Tuesday under the auspices of theSocialist club, he will di.scu.ss “NewDanger Spots Under Capitalism,” inthe University Church of the Dis¬ciples, 57th and University, at 4:30.These addresses will mark histhird recent campus appearance. Hislast campus speech was delivered inMay when he spoke to an overflowaudience of 1,100 in Mandel hall.The meeting, which was conductedfor the nenefit of the Kentucky min¬ers, was sponsored by the Sociali.stclub. In May 1931 Mr. Thomasspoke in the (Chapel.Wrote for MaroonWriting as the candidate of theSocialist party for President, Mr.Thomas contributed an article toThe Daily Maroon of October 20,urging college students to enlist ina crusade to achieve socialism in ourtime.Mr. Thomas graduated fromPrinceton in 1905, where he rankedfirst in his class. Six years later hewas ordained a minister in thePresbyterian Church. In 1922 hebecame director of the Leagrue forIndustrial Democracy. Two years lat¬er he was the candidate of the So¬ciali.st party for governor of NewYork, and the next year for mayorof New York.The most recent of Mr. Thomas’books is “What’s the Matter withNew York—X National Problem.”His other works include “America’sWay Out,” and ‘‘As I See It.” He(Continued on page 2)Buy International Tuxedo*!PLAYFEST GIVESSKETCH WRITTENWITHIN 48 HOURSBuy International Athlete*!I^arge increases in the attendanceat the professional schools over lastyear were indicated in figures madepublic yesterday by the University. Chapel Council will sponsor thefourth of the series of RecreationDay programs for the unemployedtomorrow at 2:30 and 7:30 in IdaNoyes hall. Francis Mayer-Oakes,chairman of the council; Lloyd Al¬len, secretary; and Miss Allis Gra¬ham. .secretary to Dean Gilkey, arein charge of arrangements for boththe afternoon and evening se.ssions.John Post, medical student in theUniversity, will give a talk on histwo trips to the Arctic with Com¬mander Donald MacMillan. His talkwill be illustrated with motion pic¬tures taken during the trips.Members of the Chapel Councilwill assist with refreshments andgame.s. Edna Geister, author of “IceBreakers” and a leader in socialrecreation work, will direct gamesand dancing in the large gym.Although registration in the six ■profe.ssional schools increased 133,the enrollments in the five division.sof the Arts, Literature and Scienceshowed a drop of 141. Leading allthe professional .schools, the .schoolof Social Service Administrationnearly doubled its enrollment, withan increase of 133 students over la.styear.Registration of students on thequadrangles showed a gain of just |two, totalling 5,042. Regi.stration inthe University College downtown is2,176, a gain of 78 over last year.Of the 5,042 on the quadrangles,3,204 are men and 1,838 are women.The total present enrollment is 7,188as compared with 7,082 at the sametime last year. Buy Internotional Prom Ticket*!MORTAR BOARD LEADSIN SELUNG PHOENIXBy leading all other women’sclubs in the number of copies of theissue of Phoenix sold Wednesday,Mortar Board gained its first leg inthe race for a ten dollar prize of¬fered by the humor magazine to theclub selling most copies this quarter.In offering individual prizes forthe last issue, Phoenix awarded fourprizes instead of the usual three.Laura Lieberman won the first prizeof $8.50; Jane Eger the second prizeof $5; Ramona Slosburg the thirdprize of $2.50; and Valerye John¬son the last prize of $1.50. is causing a bit of speculation, andthe prospects of the appearance of i as the north and the south poles.”‘‘several stage celebrities,” as prom- | The railroad must either be allowedised for the dance, are creating a i by the Interstate Commerce Corn-mild furore. ; mi.s.^ion to cut its rates or the trucksCharles Merrifield, chairman of | mu.st come under the jurisdiction ofthe Sophomore council, has been very ; the commission in order to makesecretive as to the exact nature of | competition more fair,” he declared.the entertainment for the evening,but he has promised an evening ofrevelry. .Bbyd Raben’s Troubadoursare contributing the orchestral dinfor dancing from 10 to 2.Buy International Dog*! ‘‘It’s intelligence and not merelyeducation that counts. There is com¬paratively little competition in thetrucking business today,” he conclud¬ed.Buy International Chemical*!Campus Hears Jan Chiapusso inPiano Recital at Mandel Hall Good Chaperons Are *Dead Ones, AssertUniversity DebatersgoodBy DAVID C. LEVINEWith a program of piano musicwhich began with two gi'oups ofBach and continued through Chop¬in to Godowsky, Ravel and Scriabin,Jan Chiapusso introduced him.selfto the campus in Mandel hall lastnight. Precision of technique and ayouthful spirit of attack character¬ized Mr. Chiapusso’s playing, whichwas also made notable by his occa¬sional informal comments on themusic at hand.Pianistically speaking, the Chopinsonata opus 35 was the highpoint ofthe evening. This piece—-made fa¬miliar to everyone by the “FuneralMarch” of the third movement—wasplayed with utmost depth of feel¬ing and warmth of tonality. It was,in consequence, received with con¬siderable enthusiasm by the audi¬ence.The program began with threeBach choral preludes, arranged byBusoni, which were followed by the sarabande and toccata, in Chiapus¬so’s arrangement. In the first groupMr. Chiapusso seemed to be mak¬ing a conscious effort to catch themood of his audience. When thetoccata and sarabande were reachedMr. Chiapusso had evidently estab¬lished himself, emotionally, to hissatisfaction, and his playing of thosetwo pieces was charming.“Gamalan” was the Godowsky se¬lection played by Mr. Chiapusso. Itwas written, as the pianist explained,to imitate the music of the gamalan,a Javanese orche.stra consisting prin¬cipally of xylophone-like Instruments.The deftness with which the “Gama¬lan” was played may perhaps havebeen due to Mr. Chiapusso’s earlyrecollections of his birthplace, Java.Ravel was represented last nightby “Jeux-d’eau” and “Alborada delgracioso.” Mr. Chiapusso receivedthe whole-hearted agreement of thiscritic when he said, in commenting(Continued on page 4) Resolved: “That the onlychaperon is a dead chaperon.”Dead or alive they are all bad,said the affirmative last night whenthe Debating Union met in Reynoldsclub to consider that question. Speak¬ing for the affirmative Marie Bergerand Dan Michakoff produced histori¬cal proof that chaperons had neverbeen popular. “Adam and Eve didn’tstay in the Garden of Eve,” theystated, “because of the chaperone,Satan. All chaperons since thenhave had the character of Satan andall snakes in general.”Speaking for the negative, PatWeeks and Hiram Lusher struck ablow at the affirmative stand whenthey pointed out that, ‘‘While it isbad enough to have live chaperonsat parties, how much worse it wouldbe to have dead ones!” In 1924 after long and laboriouswork on a Blackfriar book, which in¬cidentally w’as a failure, WilliamCotant, author of “Tomorrow,”which the Dramatic A.ssociation isreviving on January 26, 27, and 28in the Reynold’s club theater, de¬cided he needed relaxation. He there¬fore tried his hand at a genuine,simple play, and the result was, “To¬morrow,” the original draft of whichwas written in forty-eight hours.The play was presented by theQuadrangle Club in the Playfest ofMarch 6, 1925 in Mandel hall. Inthe original ca.st the part of “Ma”was played by Mrs. Frederic Wood¬ward, while “Pa” was performed byVice President Woodward, and “TheMan from the North” by ArthurBovee,The present cast of the play in¬cludes Barbara Vail, Georg Mann,Charles Greenleaf, and Charles Rob¬inson.Buy International Notebook*!DRY LECTURES? NOTIF DR. SCHLESINGERIS ON THE ROSTRUMBuy International Maroon!HOLD CAMPUS MIXERTODAY AT IDA NOYESAn all-University mixer, givenunder the sponsorship of the Fresh¬man cla.ss, will be held this after¬noon in Ida Noyes hall, from 3:30to 5:30. A five piece orchestra hasbeen secured, and refreshments willbe served, it was announced by JackAllen.Originally planned as a functionof the student Social committee,the dance will be financed by this Igroup. Bob Sharp, chairman of the !committee, working in behalf of the :freshmen, has been promised sup- iport by fraternities and clubs. , .Anyone laboring under the mis¬apprehension that Professor Herman1. Schlesinger’s chemistry lecturesare dry is advised to attend the gen¬eral course in Physical Sciences.During one of his experiments be¬fore this class yesterday, it becamenecessary for Dr. Schlesinger toheat a tube of mercuric oxide. Heopened a valve near the mouth ofthe rubber tube leading to his bun-sen burner and, while holding alighted match near the business endof the burner, calmly waited for thegas to arrive. .Amazed at its con¬tinued absence, the professor be¬came impatient and looked aroundfor an explanation. He soon foundit.The scientist, being a chemist andnot a plumber, had opened the watertap instead of the gas jet, as thedripping overcoats piled at the otherside of the.room amply attested. O'Ih/,Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 20, 1933iatlg iMarnnttFOUNDED m 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published morninga except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company. 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates: $2.50 a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No responsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fcr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S, FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherJane BiesenthalMelvin GoldmanWilliam GoodsteinBetty Hansen ASSOCIATE EDITORSRobert HerzogDavid C. LevineEdward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEldward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJohn BardenTom BartonNorman BeckerClaire DanzigerAmoe DorinsonNoel GersonRobert Haaterlik Morton HechtRichard HookerHoward HudsonDavid KutnerRoy LarsonDorothy LoebDan MacMaater Dugald McDougallRobert OshinsHoward RichSue RichardsonJeanette RifasW'illiam Ti-aynorFlorence WishnickNight Editor: David C. LevineAssistant: Howard P. HudsonFriday, January 20, 1933SHALL WE BUY ONLY AMERICAN?The current mania of the Hearst press calls for afew words. Despite the depression, William Ran¬dolph Hearst has ordered a new broadside to in¬crease the duration of the period of economic in¬solvency: a campaign to “Buy American." Takingadvantage of the power of the press which is soseldom used to advance a program advocated bya sane group of experts, Mr. Hearst has virtual¬ly foisted a scheme basically unsound upon thenation whose children are christened to the tuneof “See America First” and “The Sidewalks ofNew York."Whether it is necessary to point out the dangersof an isolated program of economic nationalismto readers of the college and University level isquestionable. Nevertheless, the writer believes thatany attempt to summarize the fallacies of such aprogram as “Buy American” is valuable as a ve-minder of the task which faces a generation be¬ing educated in a period of stress when concreteexamples of problems studied in the academicconfines are occurring every day.Yesterday’s Chicago Herald and Examinercarried a front page masterpiece from the penof Mr. Hearst bewailing the present fillibuster be¬ing carried on by those reputable and noble-minded Democrats so staunchly supported by theHearst press in the last campaign. In the latter partof this gem was the suggestion that the Housepay some attention to the Glass bill in hopes ofremedying the present bank situation in this coun¬try today.With all due respect for the Glass bill,_ on thepart of this writer, Mr. Hearst is asking for cor¬rections in a system whose life depends upon afillibustering Congress—the Congress which willpay no attention to the war debt situation. Thedefault of the public international war debt bringsto the mind of the intelligent citizen the possibil¬ity of a repudiation of the private internationalloans—loans held by the very banks in this coun¬try who need a revision of laws.And yet, Mr. Hearst, who wants a payment ofall international obligations as well as a revisionof the banking laws, would erect a wall aroundthis continent and the United States in particularand say, “Buy American, and let the chips fallwhere they may.” Well enough in a newspapercolumn, but not a program which invites the scru¬tiny of experts. If we buy American products withthe sole intent of excluding non-American goods,in a short time we can pave our streets with wheatinstead of buying asphalt from British Trinidad.We can use nitrate produced by Hearst office sci¬entists instead of importing the compound fromChile. We can drive our cars on cotton insteadof on British, Dutch and French rubber (unless Mr.Firestone’s Liberia suddenly comes through). Thelove-bitten movie critics will find new substitutesfor copra, tin ore, platinum, antimony and asbes¬ tos. We will no longer drink teas and coffees fromCeylon and Brazil; we will drink beer.Mr. Hearst says, “Oh no, if everybody in thisgreat nation of ours will ‘Buy American’ we canbuild up a great merchant marine and bring allof the world’s products to our doors. Of course,we won’t use anything that can’t be producedby our great American race. Ah, the great Ameri¬can race, sprung from the breasts of our Lincolnsand Edisons (formerly Bains and Insulls)."This writer, however, has been led to believethat if everyone in the world “Buys American,Canadian, British, or French” according to in¬dividual allegiances that we will no longer needships to connect these all-sufficient nations. 1 hetrouble, of course, is that no nation is self-sufficient,and hence our community of nations must existand prosper on a larger scale—one of internationalcooperation and amnity.—R. S. F., Jr.The Travelling Bazaar- By Jerry JontryXEWS IN BRIEF:Since Rupert Hughes’ lecture debunkingmany of our early national heroes, thephone at the Maroon office has been kept hotby the even hotter school teachers and Daughtersof the American Revolution protesting againstthe University’s allowing such a fellow to lectureon the campus. The D. A. R. has even threat¬ened to stop planting trees on the campus! Oh,come now, girls, there’s no use getting angryabout it, and besides wouldn’t that be kind of adirty trick on Dr. Carlson’s dogs?Buy Internationul Tre«s« *And now comes the news of Prof. AugustePiccard’s visit to lecture from the same plat¬form. Perhaps some amends can be made if theProfessor can be persuaded to bring his balloonalong and take some of the heated ladies up fora ten mile ride in the stratosphere,—every 100feet the temperature drops 3 degrees; that shouldcool them off.Buy International Balloons* * aDOROTHY WINTER SAYS:—of most blank verse, “It’s blank at the begin¬ning and verse at the end'’* * *Keith Parsons asked a certain beautiful gir)for a date for Saturday night after the basket¬ball game. And the girl replied “But won’t yoube too tired?’’ To which Keith added “Too tiredfor what?’’—a good finesse, kid, a good finesse.* *HAVE YOU NOTICEDHow many students who were marked with anS or U last qiuirter for the first time, will say*‘Oh, I got an A and two B’s” ivhen they nevergot better than a C in th&ir life,• a aand—Mary Allison said, “Miss Ochsner makes us allstiff in Mirror rehearsals, and my family is aw¬fully sore.’’ I had to ask her to repeat that be¬cause I thought she said something else insteadof “Family”.Buy International Pillows♦DEAR T. B.':Linn has given us the following assignment:“Exercise a certain conscionahle paginational pre¬cision, emphasizing, however, conciseness in yourpresentation of the record”.How would you prepare such a lesson?B. B.Well, B. B., I don’t think that is a fair ques¬tion to ask me because I was sick when I wasin the seventh grade and had to miss a week ofschool. Anyway, you’ll have to excuse Mr. Linn;he has a column to write everyday.Buy International Assiirnments♦ *COUPLETS:The Dram. Association had a couplet contestat their party the other night. Here are two ofthe prize winners.My name is Bc'thnny Mather.Am I a good girl? Well, rather.If you can make a rhyme out of a namelike MeQuilkin,I’ll buy you some cows and what’s more I’llmilk ’em.Buy international Couplets9|( « 4cCHIC.ACO JOE SAYS:There’s one fraternity on this campus I’d lik€to pledge and that’s Poly Sci.* * *TRUE STORY:A girl recently went over to Billings for a med¬ical exam. She was told to take off her clothes,but unfortunately she didn’t notice the delicatelittle Angel-robe laid out for her convenience)And in a few minutes appeared before the doc¬tor clad only in her innocence.The doctor looked up, astonished, and remark¬ed, “Well, where did you come from?”“Why, Pittsburgh,” said the girl.Buy International Haloa Lettersto theEditor(Note: The opinion! expressed in thesecommunications are those of the writers,and not necessarily of The Daily Maroonadministration. All communicatins must be |signed with the full name of the correspond- ;ent, although only initials will be published. |Letters should be restricted to three hun- jdred words or less.)The other day a man well known |to the labor interests of this city •was heard to refer to the Universityof Chicago as “The Grease Spot |on the Midway.” This was, of ,course, an expression of contempt if jnot of hostility. But why should any !laboring man take that attitude? 'The pay roll of this institution is ienormous. The labor co.sts in erect- jing these buildings were a boon toevery kind of craftsman. Mo.saics are jexpensive not by reason of the ma- .terials that go into them but by rea¬son of the labor cosi^l Carved and ipolished woodwork is the same. Thecoal, the oil, the electric current— |these make labor possible. Is it not iour present trouble that no .such ;work is being done? ■The millions of dollars spent in :the erection of these buildings wentto the support of workmen and theirfamilies just as truly and a good dealmore honorably than if the money !had been paid out in charity and nowork done for it. Every building ;here and its maintenance represents 'honorable w'ork instead of charity. ^Isn’t that what wage earners want?There is a rumor that old dormi¬tories are to be torn down and newone.s erected in their places. WillChicago labor be contemptuous andhostile to that program? Is theresome better way to redistribute dol¬lars that are now idle in the bankvaults? When one hears the report.^ !of sociali.stic tendencies on this cam- ^pus he might not be surprised that ,the vested interests of capitalism ,would look with .some suspicion to¬wards thus institution, but that thesight of these magnificent buildings ^and the prospects of erecting moreshould arouse the hostility of work- |ing men seems incredible.George H. Parkinson.Buy International House!HOWARD SCOTT TALKSAT ORCHESTRA HALLHoward Scott, reputed former I.W. W. and now “daddy” of thetechnocratic movement, will give hisfirst Chicago lecture at Orchestra jhall January 25. Mr. Scott, who as ;director of research for technocracy jha.s been working in association with ;the industrial engineering depart- |ment of Columbia university on an ;“energy Survey of North America,” !will talk on the “Immihence of So¬cial Change.”The lecture is presented by Grace ;Denton, manager of the Town Hall 'series, with headquarters at the 'Drake Hotel and reservations maybe had either through Miss Dentonor at Orchestra hall.Buy International Doirs!NORMAN THOMASTALKS IN CHAPEL(Continued from page 1)is contributing editor of “The World |Tomorrow,” “The Nation,” and i“The New Leader.”Monday evening Harry D. Gid- ;eonse, associate professor of eco- |nomics, and Mr. Thomas will de- ibate ‘T.s Capitalism Doomed” atSinai Temple at 8:15.^‘‘^‘technocracy**The ImminenceofSocial Change**Lecture byHOWARD SCOTTDirector of Resi'arch forTechnocracyIs Technocracy A Promise Ior A Tlireat? A Racket I!or A Religion? A New iCommunism or A NewStep in Sociology?Get Tickets Note to AssureSeats$1.65 $1.10 83cWEDNESDAYIAN UARY 25thORCHESTRA HALLTickets at Box Office HERE’S NEW SLOGAN:‘BUY INTERNATIONAL’(Continued from page 1)ness? Is it because of social pres¬sure?”Under Article 8 (or is it 48) ofthe Covenant of the “Buy Interna¬tional” program, the answers tothese questions are quite obvious. Toquote from the documentary evi¬dence: “In the main ‘Yes,’ but onthe whole, ‘No.’ Buy International!”American Plan InconsistentThe inconsistency of the “BuyAmerican” program in urging theabolition of foreign economic -rela¬tions and at the same time advocat¬ing to “develop our merchant ma¬rine to serve our trade in times ofpeace and supplement our navy intime -of war,” was pointed out byseveral of the personages interviewed.They explained the complexity ofthe reasoning involved in developingthe merchant marine if foreigm tradeis to be reduced.Jerome G. Kerwin, associate pro¬fessor of Political science, caughtthe “Buy American” movement com¬ing and going in his quite inclusivestatement. “It is a poor economicpolicy, but even”—(get this wordeven) “if it were'sound economics, itis the wrong attitude to be taken.”That, we believe, takes care of that.Another Jerome, this time JeromeG. Q. Jontry, not of the faculty butof equal notoriety, uttered the fol¬lowing classic statement: “I knownot what course others may take,but as for me I buy the mo^ta ofthe besta for the leaata.”Boy International Notebooks!’36 CLUB MEETSThe newly founded ’36 Club, anorganization of all freshmen num¬eral winners, has scheduled its sec¬ond meeting at 8:15 Tuesday eve-nirvg at Reynolds club.OPENS FRIDAYSOVIET RUSSIA’SAnswer toTECHNOCRACYJobs’’Powerful Talking PictureThe human drama of the5-YEAR PLANRussian and English DialogueEnglish TitlesPopular PricesCASTLE Ma1)^S()N FOR GOLL.EOB GIRLSonly##. 2ste*aSsrtako a ttesa BsathTlatsMlyo <trntm kmim ska Jr IobJ MkvC—fsaa slart Ootafcae 1. JaMMaTlAgsllMOSBK BUSlUrBSS COLLBSB-lie S««ik Mlafclgaa Ayowsa, CklaM*TERESA DOLAN’S DANCESSaturday Eve’s — Midway TempleF riday Eve’s — Pershinfr BallroomAamission 40 CentsPrivate Lessons day or eveninK at Studio€332 Cottace Grove Tel. 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Um- Big Ten ScheduleTomorrowMichigan at ChicagoIllinois at NorthwesternMondayMichigan at Minnesota GABEL MAY RETURN Residents Cheer TRACK TEAM FACESTO WRESTLING TEAMFOR ILLINOIS MEET Boxing Contestsat Dorm SmokerRIES AND DAVIDSONMEET PREP TENNISSTARS IN EXHIBITION\ Maroon basketball season thatstarted out to be the blackest inyears began to look hopeful in theIowa game Monday, and a victoryfor Chicago over Michigan at thefieldhouse tomorrow is not consid¬ered impossible.It may have been Tommy Flinn,peppy little quarterback and for¬ward, who put the spark into theheretofore lifeless Maroons, but any¬way, Chicago had fight, drive, andspeed that they never showed beforewhen they almost overtook theHawks in their last game. Flinnplayed his first basketball game forthe Maroons Monday, and althoughhandicapped in shooting by his lackof height, his good handling of theball, and his feeding of Evans andParsons brought the Chicago attackaround into something that existed.Weakness Is PassingThe main weakness of the teamstill lies in its passing, which isnever certain or smooth. AgainstIowa, when they were only threepoints from a tie and four minutes ito go, the Maroons threw the ball Iaway time after time, which result- ^ed directly in three Hawkeye bask- iets. As soon as the squad begins to ifeel confident and be consistent in jits passing, Coach Norgren believes jit will start winning games, for not !only will the men retain control of ;the ball, but they will begin to feelconfident in their playing, and moreimportant, in their shooting.Will Lose Tip-offThe Maroons will have to figure inlosing the tip-off to Michigan tomorrow, for the Wolverines are puttingup at center the tallest legular in ^the conference. Garner, who meas¬ures 6 feet 6 inches. Altenhoff at ,guard and Eveland at forw'ard are.Michigan’s other outstanding men, ^but all the men on the starting team 'are good for baskets regularly. The ,Wolverines have won two out ofthree games this season, splitting two ,games with Illinois and beating In- |diana.Hay International Maroon! Captain Herman Ries and MaxDavidson, first and second rankingplayers on the University tennisteam this year, will play an exhibi¬tion set on the fieldhouse court to¬morrow night after the Chicago-Michigan basketball game, againstJohn Shostrom and Norman Bickel,familiar to patrons of the recent in-terschola.stic meets as the secondand third ranking Junior players ofthe middle west district.Shostrum, playing for Parker highschool, has won the last two inter¬scholastic tournaments, while Bic¬kel, representing Oak Park, hasplaced consistently in both singlesand doubles.Trevor Weiss, Maroon sophomore,and first ranking junior, will playan exhibition set of singles' againstShostrum.Buy International Term Paper*! ; The University swimming and^ w’ater-polo teams will engage North-j western tonight at Patten Gym in' the first of a series of three meets! with the Wildcats. Captain Searingi lEast, down with an attack of influ-, enza, will not be able to lead histeam in their first clash.The meet will consist of a seriesof relays for the swimmers, a div¬ing event, and will finish up witha water polo game. Nothing is knownof the Northwe.stern water polo team,but there is reason to believe thatCoach McGilltvray has anotherstrong Maroon squad who will fur¬nish a tough fight in anybody’sleague.This is the first time for a goodmany years that Chicago has metNorthwestern, and they are makingup for past years by schedulingthree meets during the season.Buy an International Football roach!PLAN I-M HANDBALL ARMOUR TECH WITHCONFIDENCE TONIGHT.Acceding to popular demand, theI-M office has decided to sponsor ahandball tournament, including ma¬jor singles and doubles, but no con¬solation events. Medals, but notparticipation points, will be awarded.Competition will begin Wednesdayin the west stands, and entries willbe received until Tuesday.Buy International Text booka! Full of confidence and eager toavenge their decisive defeat at thehands of Northwestern last Saturday,Coach Vorres’ w’restlers are prepar¬ing for their invasion of Champaigntomorrow night to tackle the Illini.The possible addition of ex-CaptainCarl Gabel to the lineup furnishes anote of cheer to Midway fans, be¬cause wdth Gabel wrestling heavy¬weight, Bedrava, a 175 pounder, andHeide, 165 lbs. can wrestle in theirown divisions. La.st week they bothgrappled with opponents in the next-heaviest weight class.The fact that Illinois thrashed thePurple just about as convincingly asNorthw’estern beat the Maroons isnot as depressing as it seems. Illi- jnois ran up their margin of points |in exactly the same weight-classes |that Chicago lost in; therefore Chi- |cago’s chances in the other divisionsare good enough to win them themeet if they come through.Max Bernstein, 118 lbs. w/11 take,on Capt. Emmons, Illinois' 126pounder, to fill in for Zukowsky, {who suffered a leg injury. The rest ;of the squad is in condition, and i1 Howard pronounced himself as “feel- :ing fine” after his recent illness. iCoach Kinney’s crew of Illini in-j eludes two conference champions. |Buy International Phoenix! I''our boxing matches, three wre.st-iing contests and a farce battlemade up the program of a smokerheld last night in Burton couit asenthusia.-tic residents crowded aboutthe arena in the dining hall. IThe wrestlers went for two falls jout r*' free, with an eight minute jlimit. F'isticuff contests had a limit iof two rounds. iCecil Storej and Bart Peterson, jboth in the heavyweight class, were ithe headliners. After Storey had |outlasted his tall opponent with the jmitt«, they wrestled five minutes, jwith Storey again victorious.Buy International Relations!I-M CAGE RESULTSThree games among the residentsof the men’s halls made up yester¬day’s I-M card. The 800 entry ofBurton Court defeated the 700 en¬trants, 19-15. Both teams playedonly thi'ee men. Nacey for the vic¬tors and Waldo for the losers werethe stars.The best game of the day was thatbetween 600 and 300, with the lat¬ter winning in an overtime period.19-17. The teams were evenly match¬ed, but the accurate shooting ofSenff provided the margin of victory.Snell defeated the 500 entry in alistless game, 17-11.Buy International Athletes! Chicago’s track team enters itsfii'st meet, against Armour Tech atthe fieldhouse tonight, with the bestprospect.s for a succe.ssful season inseveral years, Coach Ned Merriamdeclared yesterday. “Our weakestevents have been strengthened bysophomore talent,” he .said, “andwhile we have few outstandingstars, we should have pointgetters inevery event.” The Maroon squad isnot looking for much difficulty inwinning its first contest.A quartet of flashy sprinters.Brooks, Zimmer, Cullen and Block,will be a constant threat in thedashes and the relay. All have done6.5 or better in the 70 yard da.sh.Jerry Jontry will not run the quartertonight, but Waldenfels has run 52flat in that event, and Cullen, in hisfirst attempt at a quarter-mile, wasclocked in 52.8.Cameron, Nicholson and Mooreshould run close to a 2:02 880, andmay beat that time. Simon, Milow,and Richardson have done 4:40 inthe mile, and Groebe, Richardson,and Varkala have covered two milesin 10:30.Captain Haydon leads the highhurdlers with a time of 9.3 seconds;he and John Brooks will prove aformidable entry in the lows.Buy International Cadavers!m wor an d mo overtimek ence aFreshman Teams PlayIt will be brother against brotherat the center position tomorrownight when the “green” and “orange”Freshman basketball teams meet inthe second game of the round robinseries at 6:30 in the fieldhouse, asa curtain-rai.ser to the Chicago-Michigan game.Bartlett Peterson, six-foot playingmanager of the green-clad outfit,will find himself jumping against his‘‘little” brother, Gordon, who tow¬ers a mere six feet two inches intothe stratosphere.Gordon’s team will have a distinctheight advantage in the encounter,with three other six-footers, player-manager Haarlow, Rainwater Wellsand Bill Stapleton, helping to con¬trol the ball. Two speedy little floormen, Kaplan and Weiss, will com-Iilete the roster of the orange-shirt-ed squad..Manager Bart of the green cladteam w’ill have Norman Mastersonfrom California, John Bell of To-mah, Wisconsin, and three localhoys, Carr and Perretz of Hyde Parkhigh school, and >Bill Lang from St.Rita’s, in the supporting cast.Buy International Tuxedos! “XTTHEN I work hard, I usuallyV T smoke more; and when I smokemore, I usually work harder—and that’swhy I want a cigarette that’s milder.We use in Chesterfield Cigarettesmild, ripe Domestic and Turkish tobac¬cos which have been aged and re-aged.These good tobaccos in Chesterfieldare used in the right proportions—that’sa very important matter.These good tobaccos in Chesterfieldare blended and cross-blended—weldedtogether; that, too, helps to make amilder cigarette with better taste.Join the NewFrhaternityatGEORGESHENS SHOP1003 E. 55th St.“Meet me at Georges” THErRE MILDER-THEY TASTE BETTER© I9A5 Liwrir & Myers Tobacco Co.Page FourToday on theQuadranglesThe Daily MaroonNigrht editor for the next i^sve:Edward Nicholson. Assistant:• DavidKutner,M usic and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, “The Symbolismof Joseph Bond Chapel: III. TheAltar.” .4.ssociate Professor HaroldR. Willoughby, at 12 in Joseph Bondchapel.Orpran recital, at 5 in the Univer-.<ity chapel.Undergraduate OrganizationsScandinavian club, “Swedish Lit¬erature in .America.” Russell AlexiusElmquist. at 4 in Ida Noyes hall.Public LecturesDivision of the Social Sciences:“Theological Implementation of Con- ;.science.” Profe.ssor T. V. Smith, at3:30 in Social Science assembly iroom.School of Social . Service .Admin¬istration: “Criminal Procedure andPublic Welfare.” Dr. Amos W. But-ler, at 3:30 in Law North.Downtown: “The Industrial Sys-|tern of Soviet Russia.” Profe.ssor iSamuel N. Harper, at 6:45 in Full¬erton hall of the .Art Institute. jRadio lecture: “Expansion of jEurope.” .Associate professor Arthur iP. Scott, at 11 over station W'MAQ.Social EventsMixer by Student Social commit¬tee, from 3:30 to 5:30 in Ida Noyeshall.Psi Upsilon formal, from 10:00to 2:30.Friends of India winter dance,from 8:30 to 12, in the Reynolds!club. jWalther league sleigh ride party, Ifrom 8 to 10:30.MiscellaneousPresbyterian Student’s club din¬ner, at 6:45 in the Judson courtdining hall.Mirror rehearsal, from 2:30 to5:30 in Mandel hall.Student orchestra rehearsal, from7:30 to 10 in Mandel hall.SATURDAY, JANUARY 21, 1933Meetings of Ruling BodiesGeneral Admini.strative board, at9 in Cobb 115.Board of Univei’sity Publications,at 10 in editorial room of the PressBuilding.Board of Vocational Guidance andPlacement, at 11 in Cobb 115.Radio Lectures“News from the Quadrangles.”Wdliam V Morgenstern, at 8:30 overstation WMAQ.Profes.sor at the Breakfast Table:“What Plato Said.” Professor PaulShorey, at 9 over station WMAQ.Social EventsGli Scapigliati pre.sents “Scampo-lo” in Italian by Doris Nicodemi, at8 in International House theater.Sophomore Cabaret party, from10 to 2 in Ida Noyes hall. aCHIAPUSSO PLAYSIN MANDEL HALL(Continued from page 1)on the “Jeux d’eau,” “Ravel alwaysseem.s to write with his tongue in hischeek.” But that statement did notprevent Mr, Chiapusso from present¬ing the two pieces admirably, nordid it, apparently, in any way lessenthe audience’s appreciation of them.Scriabin’s short sonata in F sharpmajor brought the program to a iclose on a note of interesting, if ;."'omewhat bewildering, modernity.Mr. Chiapusso made the most of his Iopportunities for a display of tech¬nique. but aesthetically the piece !seemed to have little significance. 'Buy International Sandwiches!SOCIETYbyElizabethBefore I tell you about this week- |end, I have an important bit of pri- 'vate news for you—Janet Lowen- |thal’s wedding. You remember Jan \was a Mortar Board of the class of’30. The man is Bowen Schumacherof Highland Park, a graduate of theMichigan Law school of the class of’25, and a member of Psi Upsilonand Phi Delta Phi. The ceremonytook place yesterday at four o’clockat the Lowenthal home and was fol¬lowed by a reception for the imme¬diate family. The bride wore a gownof deep egg-shell bridal satin and aveil of pale ecru tulle caught withorange blossoms. She carried greenorchids. Mrs. George Stanton Chan-er II, the sister of the bride, wasthe matron of honor and MiriamHamilton, the maid of honor, bothwearing golden satin and carryingtalisman roses. Edwin Gillroy ofHighland Park, the brother-in-law ofthe groom, was the best man andGeorge Stanton Chaner II and Rus¬sell McCaughey ushered. Mr. andMrs. Schumacher are off on theirhoneymoon now but expect to be at14 West Elm St. after February 10.Now for the week-end: The Psi Uformal winter party this eveningheads the list. The boys have hadthe house re-decorated, so really itshould look pretty swankey.The Cabaret Party given by theSophomore clas.'= council tomorrownight is another important event. PsiU, Alpha Delt, and several otherfraternities have already resenedtables. The party is informal andwill be held in the Cloister Club.Boyd Raben’s orchestra will play;supper will be served at midnight;and there will be professional enter¬tainment of some kind, but as it isto be a surprise, I promised not totell what it would be. The counciltells me they would be very gladto have Jerry come with, or without,pants. Our Jerry! May he alwayshave pant.s—but pants or not—OurJerry!Buy International Chemical*!SUNDAY, JANUARY 22, 1933University religious service. Nor¬man Thomas, at 11 in the Universitychapel. Organ music, at 10:30.Channing club. “Guatemala: Sum¬mer 1932” at 4 in Unitarian ParishHouse.Chicago Directors Guild: The Uni¬versity choir and visiting choirs, at4:30 in the University chapel.University Madrigal group rehear¬sal, from 8 to 11:30 in Kappa Sig¬ma house. CLASSIFIED ADSAPARTMENT FOR RENT3 large rooms, near Midway andI. C.. Co-operative building. GeneralElectric Refrigeration. Very desir¬able. $40 a month. 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M.—"Humanizing Technocracy,” Dr. Vogt.4:00 P. M.—CHANNING CLUB TEIA. "Guatemala: Sum¬mer, 1932," Mr. Charles W. Wisdom. HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. Tibbetts — Rolland W. SchloerbMinistersSUNDAY. JANUARY 22, 19331 1 :00 A. M.—"What Jesus Considered Good,” Mr. Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—The Young People’s Church Club meets ingroup teas, followed by a discussion hour.8:00 P. M.—"Making The Most of Our Contacts,” Mr.Schloerb.The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)5€th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Evensong and Sermon, 6:00 P.M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andTieditation. GOING TO CHURCH IS ANESSENTIAL PART OF ACOLLEGE EDUCATION