\ ol. 33. No. 32. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, JANUARY 17, 1933 Price Three CentsGrowthofGovernmentEditor’s note; This is the seventhof a series of articles dealing withchapters written by members of theUniversity for the report of thePresident’s Research Committee onSocial Trends, which has just beenpublished.By HOWARD P. HUDSON"Too much government,” “uselessgovernment bureaus,” “governmentinterference in private business,”are much-quoted phrases in thisperiod of business depression. Bothtimely and valuable, then, is thestudy made by Carroll II. Wooddy,assistant professor of Political Sci¬ence at the University, in which hetraces the growth of governmentalfunctions since the beginning of theWorld War and de.scribes thc.se iunc¬tions.Professor Wooddy points out thatthe road to economy lies in reor¬ganization, rather than in the aban¬donment of governmental activities.The 'prevailifig business conditionsprovide demands for constructionprograms of public works, public em¬ployment agencies, and loans tobanks an;! business enterprises.F'urthermore, a drastic reduction ofgovernmental staffs would add to theranks of the unemployed.Increase ofFederal ExpendituresIn the report, the growing expen¬ditures of the federal government areconsidered first. 33 percent of theincrease is directly due to national jdefense and the veteran’s services.46 percent goes for payments on the |national debt, largely attributable jto the World War. Civil administra¬tive functions, then, are res)ponsiblefor only 20 percent of the increase.More than one-half of the in¬crease during the period may be at- jtributed to new types of expen.se. !World War pensions, hospitalizationand wmpensation for veterans; and(iirect subsidies to the states for edu¬cation and public improvements inthe form of road-building.It is in the two latter fields thatstate expenditures have increased themost, making state expenses even |higher than those of the federal gov- 'ernment. So, too, in local govern- jments, there has been an enlarge- jinent of educational duties, one of |the oldest of governmental func- '■tions, to carry the burden of ex-1pen.se.Wooddy Sum* UpGovernmental DevelopmentsProfe.svsor Wooddy finds that edu¬cation has continued to be the larg¬est of the government functions.The most rapid growth was in theffeld of highway construction andmaintenance. On the other hand,public welfare diminished in propor¬tion, especially in the state and na¬tional governments.“The most impre.ssive developmentin the civil branch of the federalgovernment,” Professor Wooddy.says, “was the marked expansion ofactivities concerned with commerce,industry, transportation and com¬munication.”Conservation and development ofnatural resources incieased in boththe state and federal governments.On the other hand, public health ac¬tivities decreased, while the cities ex¬panded in this field. Prohibition andanti-narcotic legislation laid heavy iburdens on the federal government. |Recreation grew very rapidly on all jlevels of government. I“No strikingly new philosophy of jgovernment appears to have emerged jin this period,” Professor Wooddyfinds. “The role of government is ‘toprovide the circumstances underwhich private initiative can operatemost succe.ssfully.’“In this period of readjustment,”Professor Wooddy concludes, “thepublic appears to be revising drasti¬cally its judgment of services, wheth¬er publicly or privately supplied, towhich it became accustomed in theyears of plenty. The structure ofgovernmental functions which hasbeen built up in recent years cannotescapo this crucial test.” ZOLINE APPOINTSSIX COMMIHEESFOR ST^E SHOWI Student Relief Fund toReceive Proceeds ofI PerformanceJoseph Zoline, president of theSenior class, has appointed six com¬mittees to continue the arrange¬ments for the stage show to be pre¬sented in Mandel Hall on or aboutFebruary 9. The proceeds of theenterprise will be presented throughthe Student Relief Fund to the Boardof Vocational Guidance.The recently ajipointed committeesare as follows: Program—CarolineBrooks, chairman; Carl Bode, EstherFeuchtwanger, David Mendelsohn,Marvin Pink, Ilap Sulcer, WilliamWalling; Tickets—Maurice Mosk,Robert Balsley, Laura Lieberman,John Lynch, Charles Mathews, Her¬man Ries, Samuel Schoenberg;Award.s—Ro.ss Whitney, chairmair;Loretta Bell, Maigai-et Graham, Da¬vid Livingston; Seating — LydabethTresslei', Ingred Peterson; Publicity—Jack Clancy, chairman; Dick Brad¬ley, Edgar Friedheim, WarrenThomp.son, Charles Ward; Arrange¬ments—James Zacharias, chairman;Jamison Lumley, Keith Parsons, Bet¬ty Zeigler.Ignores PrecedentThe committee on Awards willdraw up plans as to the exact distri¬bution of the funds realized. Thesuggestions of this committee willbe considered for ratification by theExecutive Council.As previously announced the de¬cision of the council to ignore prece¬dent in presenting the gift to theStudent Relief Fund was consideredappropriate in the light of the eco¬nomic stringency among the under¬graduates. In previous years the tra¬ditional Senioi- cla.ss gifts have beenp?esente<i directly to the University.Last year the gift wa.s consigned tothe Alumni Gift Fund to be distrib¬uted at the President’s di.scretion.\ Scott Nearing toDiscuss Fascismand TechnocracyHarry D. Gideonse, associateprofessor of Economics, StuartMeech, associate professor ofFinance, William Ogburn, pro¬fessor of Sociology, and CharlesE, Merriam, professor of Polit¬ical Science repeated their pop¬ular symposium on Technocracylast evening at the Art Insti¬tute.IScott Nearing, nationally known Iradical writer and economist, will |address a Mandel hall audience on ]the “Economic Implications of Fas- ;cism and Technocracy” Wednesday, jJanuary 25 at 4:15. This lecture is |brought to the University under the •auspices of the National StudentLeague. !Mr. Nearing, who is now a publiclecturer, wa.s formerly professor ofEconomics at the University of Penn- isylvania, but was expelled because jof his radical views on his subject jand for teaching theories that werecontrary to the interests of the trus- ;tees. He wa.s recretary of the Penn- 'sylvania Child Labor commission !from 1905 to 1907, and lan as New !York candidate on the Socialist tic- jket for Congress in 1919. iTickets may now be obtained for '15 cents from any member of theStudent league; admission at thedoor Wednesday will l)e 2:5 cents. iDOEDE CHOSEN HEADOF CHEMICAL SOCIETYClinton M. Doede was elected1933 president of the Kent Chemi-jcal society at a meeting of the or¬ganization held Friday in Kent 102.j The other new officers inclu<lc: Mat-:tie Tippet, vice-president; MiriamBuck, secretary; and Alfred Walker, ;treasurer.The new president will hold the jcustomary three meetinigs a quarter, ithe fii-st two in the form of lectures jby authorities from other univer-1sities. The twenty-fourth anniver- Isary occurs in spring quarter. | Hughes Adds New Lighton Founders of AmericaBiographer Makes OnlyChicago AddressTonightGiving “Some New 'Lights on theFounders of the Republic,” RupertHughes appears for his only pre¬sentation in the metropolitan areatonight at 8:30 in Mandel hall. Hewill be introduced by VicenpresidentFrederic Woodward.A number of tickets, ranging inprice from 55 cents, for seats in theside sections of the main floor andin the balcony, to 85 cents for thosein the center sections of the mainfloor, may still be obtained at theMandel box office from 9 until thelecture starts.Son of a successful lawyer, FelixTurner Hughes, Mr. Hughes spenthis early life in Mis.souri and Iowa.His ancestors were well known asfighters, a great-grandfather on thematernal side of the family havingserved in the Revolution, and his pa¬ternal grandfather having fought inthe Black Hawk war.Educated at YaleMr. Hughes received his educationat Yale where he was awarded thedegrees of Bachelor of Arts andMaster of Arts. Immediately afterhis graduation he went to New Yorkand worked a.s a reporter on city jnewspapers. Hughes later was at¬tracted to a military life, so that in1916 he wa.s captain in the Mexican,border service, and during theWorld W’ar he served as an Assistantto the Adjutant, rising to the posi¬tion of major. Hughes Gives Viewson General Braddockto Maroon ReporterBy AMOS DORINSONHe looked enough like his picturefor one to recognize him as RupertHughes when he came up the stepsleading into the lobby of the DrakeHotel. He didn’t look at all like hisname. The name Rupert Hughes hasa glamor of its own among all theglamorous names in contemporaryAmerican letters. The neatly dressedfigure that leaned over the hotelclerk’s desk might well have beenthat of a travelling salesman or astock broker just in from New York.Mr. Hughes was just in from Cin¬cinnati, where he had lectured thenight before.Hugging the back of a chair, hefaced his audience of two. A lock ofiron gray hair hung recklessly overhis forehead. Here was no travellingsalesman; drummers and stock brok¬ers who stay at the Drake are no¬toriously sleek. Mr. Hughes’ travel¬ling .secretary came in, exultantlywaving a square, white envelope.“Where?” inquired Mr. Hughes.“First row.”“We’re going to see ‘Showboat’,”Mr. Hughes explained. He went onto say that he had not yet seen^‘Showboat.” His secretary had seenit three times.His Life WorkNOTED LAWYERS TOPRESENT VIEWS ATBANQUET JANUARY 25Student entertainment, addre.ssesby three individuals prominent inthe field of law and one by a prom¬inent law student, will feature theannual Law .school dinner Wednes¬day night, January 25 in Judsoncourt at 6:45.Robert L. Shapiro, president ofthe law .school council, will be toast¬master at I he dinner, held annuallyfor the purpose of providing contactbetween law students and alumni.Judge James VVilkerson of theF'eAeral court, who presided over theA1 Capone and John Bain cases, willspeak on “The Lawyer of Tomor¬row.” Another address will be de¬livered l)y Dwight F. Green, affiliat¬ed with the firm of Kirkland, Flem¬ing, Green, and Martin, and presi¬dent of the University Law .schoolAlumni association. Harry A. Bige¬low, dean of the Law .school, andJohn Angus, president of the Seniorclass, will conclude the addresses of |the evening.Student entertainment will includea one-act play written by Ray Wal¬lenstein and Alfred Israelstam.The guest speakers will present aconsidered picture of law as a pro¬fession as distinguished from a busi¬ness. The law student in his relationto society as i whole, will be di.s-cus.sed.Divinity BanquetBroadcastStation WADS, Chicago outlet ofthe Divinity Broadcasting company,will go on the air tonight at 6:15 inthe Cloister Club when the four Di¬vinity schools in conjunction withthe University will entertain withtheir annual banquet. Mr. Hughes began to talk abouthis researches into the private livesof .some of the founders of our coun¬try. He spoke in a rather dry voicewith a staccato beat. An occasiorialSlurred “r” or a slightly drawledvowel managed to slip out and be¬tray his Southern affiliation. As hebecame more engrossed in his sub¬ject, the tempo of his speech accel¬erated, he shifted his position fre¬quently, he leaned forward toward(Continued on page 2)i Eugene Patrick\ Elected StudentSettlement HeadiIEugene Patrick was elected chair¬man of the Student Settlementboard for the coming year to fill thevacancy left by the resignation ofHarold Dunkel, retiring head of theBoard at a meeting held yesterdayin the Chapel office. Helen Hiettwas elected secretary to succeed Car- :j oline Biook.s, who will be graduated II at the end of the quarter. iThe 'Bioard voted to act in con¬junction with the Northwestern Uni¬versity Settlement committee insponsoring the .sale of a large blockof seats for one of the series of pop¬ular operettas which opened at the} Chicago Civic Opera house SundayI night. The company in charge of jthe operettas has agreed to turn overI a share of the profits from the sale 1I of the seats for the use of the Set- I1 tlements.The incoming chairman and secre¬tary, Evelyn Carr, Alvin Pitcher, Le¬roy Ayers, and Caroline Brooks wereappointed by the retiring chairmanto meet with the Northwestern com¬mittee to make plans for sponsoring Ian operetta. Announcement of the idate will be made within a week. |At its next meeting, to be held a jweek from tomorrow, the Board will Iconsider the sponsoring of an all- IUniversity event similar to the Jam- |boree given early last spring quar- Iter. 'The All Divinity banquet commit- 'tee. in charge of arrangements, has jannounced that the program would jconsist of musical numbers, dramatic isketches and several short talks. !Speakers will be introduced by thatking of the kilocycles. Dean Shailer“McNamee” Mathews of the Divin¬ity school.The Disciples Divinity House quar¬tet and Wallace Wolverton will singseveral numbers. Meadville will berepresented by “Backfriars Joe”Salek and Robert Storer in a comicskit and the Divinity School witswill present a sketch starring SewardHiltner and John Koehler. ITALIAN CLUB WILLREPEAT “SCAMPOLO”Gli Scapigliati, the Italian associa¬tion at the University, will presentanother i)erformance of the comedy“Scampolo,” by Dario Niccodemi,Saturday evening at 8 in the Inter¬national House theatre. The play, Iwhich is given in Italian, is underthe direction of Walter L. Bullock,associate professor of Italian. Thecast includes: Josephine Mirabella,Suzette Cauuet, Alice Baenziger,William Schuyler, Philip Kolb, andRobert Hall. There will be no ad¬mission charge. Phoenix "WinterNumber”Goes onSale TomorrowPhoenix “Winter Number” will l)eon .sale tomorrow, expressing itstheme on the cover page, where JoeLow has depicted a typical hockeyscene.Among the features will be a par¬ody on “Farewell to Arms,” as writ¬ten by Harry “Hemenhaw” Morri¬son; Richard Bradley has written thelowdown on “How to Be a Column¬ist,” while Gordon Allen has describ¬ed alumni activities “On the Street.”Carl Julius Bo^^ has tried some re¬alistic writing in his ‘‘Experiment inDespair,” and Sydney Hyman hasoffered an article on technocracy. Anew feature, “Diana to Her Diary,”supposedly reveals the private lifeof a Foster girl.In addition to these, there will ap-ipear many cartoons by Joe Low,Vincent Quinn, and V’ictor Lorber,and an abundance of short stories,humor, and satire.Freshman w’omen who want to sellmagazines are requested to report tothe Phoenix office in Haskell 14 thisafternoon between 1 and 4:30.Prizes of ten, five, and two-and-a-; half dollars will be awarded to thethree women selling the largest num¬ber of copies of this issue; the restw’ill receive commissions. Afterthree months, these women will bepromoted to the Circulation Board.SOPHOMORES APPLYFOR 16 BLAGKFRIARSPOSITIONS TOMORROWSixteen positions in Blackfriarswill be thrown open to sophomorestomorrow. Men desiring to apply forthese positions may do so tomorrow,Thursday, and Friday in the Black¬friars office, third floor of the Rey-I nolds Club, from 12 to 1 and from3 to 4.Sixteen sophomores will be chosento work in the four departments ofof the order. In the business depart¬ment under Burton Young are thefollowing jobs: box office, program—editorial, program — advertising,and score sales.In the company department underWilliam Kaufman are these positions:cast, chorus, music, and radio andushers. In the publicity departmentdirected by Robert Sharp are the fol¬lowing jobs: posters, high school pub¬licity, newspaper promotion, andgeneral publicity. In the technicaldepartment under James Henningsophomores may work on scenery,lights, costumes, or property.The duties and general functionsof each of these departments will beexplained to each applicant when hesigns up. One of the sophomores se¬lected will be abbot in his .senioryear, and one of them will be priorof the order. From this group of six¬teen, four junior managers will bechosen for next year.Personal appointments will bemade with each of the applicants,and they will be interviewed individ- iually during next week. The sixteenmen will be chosen by the Board ofSuperiors and the junior manager in ^charge. ' PLAYFEST PLANSREVIVAL OF FOURSTUOm PLAYSDramatic Association toGive ProductionsJan. 26. 27, 28Glancing at the extensive reper¬toire of the Dramatic Association inreti-ospect, Playfest of this year pre¬sents two plays and two Mirror skitswritten by students of former years.January 26, 27, and 28 in the Rey¬nolds club little theatre the Associa¬tion will turn back the pages of it.-?history and from performances offormer times select for presentationWilliam Costand’s one-act play,“Tomorrow,” and Mrs. MargueriteHarmon Bro’s “Home Rule.” Fromthe Mirror revue of 1930 comes“Parading on the Prado,” while theO’Neill skit by James Van Nicewhich was presented last year in Mir¬ror completes the program.Costand’s “Tomorrow”The oldest play is Costand’s “To¬morrow” whose original cast eightyears ago included Vice-Presidentand Mrs. Frederic Woodward, andArthur Bovee, assistant professor ofthe teaching of French. Norman Ea¬ton, who cooperated in the directionof the recent campus premiere ofKnowles Entrikin’s play, “The ExtraFive,” is student director of ‘‘To¬morrow.”Pat Magee is the student directorof “Home Rule,” which was pro¬duced for the first time in 1930.Mirror of 1930Betty Bateson, now a music writ¬er for the talking pictures in Holly¬wood, wrote the music for “Parad¬ing on the Prado,” which is takenfrom Mirror of 1930. Betty Parkerand Alice Stinnett are the co-direc¬tors for this number. The skit byJames Van Nice, which is a take¬off of Eugene O’Neill’s “MourningBecomes Electra” was (presented inMirror last year under the title, “ATheatre Guild Production.”The Dramatic Association plans tohave the master of ceremonies whoofficiated at each of the original pro¬ductions return to the Reynolds clublittle theater to preside at the re¬vival of his own play.Select Mirror TapChorusFour women have been added tothe Mirror tap chorus as a result ofthe tryouts held Friday by the Mir¬ror Board and Edith Ballwebber, whowill coach the chorus in the 1933revue.The newly chosen tappers are Vir¬ginia New, Peggy (Burns, LorraineWatson and Betty Cason. Four wom¬en from last year’s tap chorus—Peg Holahan, Peggy Moore, Mar-garetha Moore and Virginia Russell—will increase this group to eight.The “All’s Fair” tap chorus had onlysix members.Rehearsals for the tap chorus be¬gan yesterday in the InternationalHouse theatre. They will be helddaily until the date of the .show.Names Make the NewsThornton Wilder, who will give his“Masterpieces of Greece and Rome”and an advanced composition coursespring quarter, was in tow’n over theweek end—Friday to Monday, to beexact. Yesterday evening he return¬ed to New Haven.T. N. Metcalf, who is to succeedA. A. Stagg as Director of Athlet¬ics, was also on campus during theweek end. Much of his time wasspent in conference with George F.Works, dean of students.Robert S. Platt, associate profes¬sor of Geography, left yesterday ona field trip to South America. Heplans to view Central America, Co¬lombia, and Venezuela from the air,for much of his travelling will be byplane.Conditions worse than those of thepresent are in store for the UnitedStates during the next fifty years “if we pursue a policy of drift and failto give more attention to the widerpolicies of business leadership,” saidWilliam F. Ogburn, p’^ofessor of So¬ciology, in a talk at the Chicago clubSaturday. Dr. Ogburn, who was re¬search director of President Hoov¬er’s committee on Social Trends, andCharles E. Merriam, chairman ofthe department of Political Science,also a member of the committee,gave a brief survey of their findinigsbefore a group of busine.ss men.The Old Man, home again, is rap¬idly shaking off the effects of a two-week siege of pneumonia in NewYork.Laura Van Pappelendam, instruc-lor in Art at the University, wasawarded the F'rank G. Logan prizeof $500 for her canvas, “Long¬haired Cactus,” which she entered inthe current exhibition by Chicagoartists at the Art Institute.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, JANUARY 17. 1933Satig JianinuKOUNPEP P:.’ 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of ChicaKO, published morninRS except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday duriuR the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5b31 University avenue.Subscription ratts: $d.5ii a year; $4 by mail. Single copies:three cents.No res|)on.sibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fer anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18. 1903, at the post-office at Chicago, Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherJane BiesenthalMelvin GoldmanWilliam GoodsteinBetty Hansen ASSOCIATE EDITORSRobert HerzogDavid C. LevineEdward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINESS ASSOCIATESWalter L. MontgomeryEdward G. Schaller Vincent NewmanSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJohn BardenTom BartonNorman BeckerClaire DanzigerAmos DorinsonNoel GersonRobert Hasterlik Morton HechtRichard HookerHoward HudsonDavid KutnerRoy LarsonDorothy LoebDan MacMaster Dugald McDougallMary Louise MillerRobert OshinsHoward RichSue RichardsonJeanette RifasWilliam TraynorFlorence Wishnick.Night Editor: Melvin Goldman.Assistant: Noel B. GersonTuesday. January 17, 1933HIGH RENTS—AN IMPEDIMENT TOACTIVITY SUCCESSAmong the bills which the Sophomore classcouncil must pay after their dance Saturday nightwill be one for ten dollars owed to the Universityfor the use of the Ida Noyes Cloister club. Whenthe Junior organization which plans a similar cam¬pus party next month distributes its income (theprofits of which go to charity!)., twenty-hve dol¬lars will go to the University as payment for thecampus hall which it is utilizing.We find something very unfair and inconsistent 'about this situation which requires student activ- jities to pay for the occupancy of University build ;ings which were ostensibly built for studeni useand purposes. Any group of students which un¬dertakes the successful and solvent operation of asocial event on this campus is confronted by a dif¬ficult task, and a task which grows more difficultwith each passing quarter. That an assessment forthe use of University buildings should add to thebuiden is most unfortunate.Several class councils have been appoi ited bythe Dean of Students for the specific purpose ofdeveloping the social activities of the groups whichthey represent. Twenty dollars is given to eachof these councils by the Dean s office for a year sprogram. The council, in turn, must promptlypay the sum to another University department inthe purchase of a University h'all suitable for onelarge dance, and then has nothing left with whichto conduct another event during the entire year.The inconsistency of one University office creat-i.Tg a council for specific purposes, while anotherUniversity administrative unit charges that groupwhen it endeavors to fulfill that purpose, is ratherobvious.These charges, it should be understood, arequite warranted from the standpoint of the ex¬pense to the University that is represented. Noone could claim that any element of profit is in¬volved, for the light, heat, deterioration of equip¬ment and presence of necessary attendantscertainly accounts for the sum that is charged.Our point is that University buildings should beavailable for sturlent social events, without charge,in the same way that they are available for acad¬emic activities. It is the only basis upon whichthe lauded “life of the quadrangles” will be mostwell-rounded and filled with desirable, successfulactivities of this nature. The cost of such affairsin terms of the physical equipment that is usedshould be borne by the University in the samemanner that similar expenses for providing classmeeting places are borne.It has been mentioned that Ida Noyes theatreand the Reynolds club are available withoutcharge for student functions. Neither of them hasthe atmosphere nor the exclusiveness to makethem attractive for important campus events. Theadministration need only consult attendance statis- j tics of affairs staged in these halls and comparethese figures with those of dances held in more at¬tractive and newer surroundings to realize this fact.The Bursar’s office should not be expected toprovide these facilities from its present operatingbudget. The remedy lies with the higher Univer-•sity administration, which must properly evaluatesuch activities that centralize student life on thecampus, rather than in downtown hotels, and makeadequate provision for their use of campus build¬ings.We see nothing conducive to the developmentof student life if the University persists in a policyof renting campus buildings to student organiza¬tions.—W. E. T.The Travelling BazaarBy Jerry JontryLOOKING AHEAD:The boys are already looking ahead to theCentury of Progress next summer and some havejobs with the roller chair company that has prom¬ised fabulous salaries; but on checking up wefound that most of it would have to come fromtips. Well, there are means of extracting an extracoin from any very heavy individual who mightenter your chair. Just roll him up to a hill topover looking the lake a nd then calmly announcethat if a dollar is not forthcoming a slight pushwill send chair and customer into Lake Michigan.Others are planning special advantages fortheir chairs, to entice the Fair-goers to ride;among them are water-coolers, orange-crushstands, umbrellas, electri c fans, and one chapeven proposes putting a radio on his chair. Hecould probably carry a sign on his hack advertis¬ing our new system and make himself lifteen centsmore per day.THE I'MVERSITY SAYS:To Willard, Porter, Hauirard <t)id Fnnliii: “Youmay lead the Washington Prom to dance hut youmust NOT make it drink.To the new plan students:—“You don’t haveto come to class—we’ll get you in the end.’’To the Interfraternity council: “Go ahead,make any rules you like about the freshmen; nextyear we’ll eliminate the Freshmen class altogetherand start with so]>liomores.’’Spring can’t be far away after seeing Thorn¬ton W’ilder on tlie campus last Saturday. Guesswhat he does to get in shai)e for his spring quar¬ter here at the University? He goes on a lecturetour.i^OMETHlNG OUGHT TG PE DONE ABOUT:This sophomore class. T don’t mind their hav¬ing a dance but someone ought to censure theiradvertising. One of their signs say, “Jerry losthis pants and now can’t, go to the sophomoredance.’’ W’ouldn’t they feel funny if I were tocome anyway.Bob Eiger, captain of tlie fencing team—whoran out of gas the other day. After walking tothe nearest station and returning with a gallonof gas he legaincd consciousness to find that hewas pouring it into someone else’s car. He is stilltrying to collect.TjeThe blackjack games in the basement of thelaw school. Rumor has it that enough moneychanges hands in a single game over there to makeit worth while to buy one’s way in. (I can get youin for a five spot—or out for a ten).Letters to the Editor(Note: The opinions expressed in these communications arcthose of the writers, and not necessarily of The Daily Maroonadministration. All communications must be signed with the fullname of the correspondent, although only initials will be pub¬lished. Letters should be restricted to three hundred words or less.)I was surprised to read in the Maroon this morningthat permanent officers for the Freshman class wereelected Wednesday since I do not understand the basison which the choices were made, unknown to the biggestpart of the class. It seems to me that the Freshmancouncil has been a bit high handed in assuming so com¬pletely the direction of the class when there has beenno opportunity for a vote.The Council members were chosen near the openingof last quai ter on a ha.sis of their records in high schoolactivities. This undemocratic procedure seemed wellju.stified, however, by the explanation that it was onlya tcmi>orary body to allow time for the class to cometo know its leaders by means of a Freshman orienta¬tion program.It is not necessary to say much about the failure incarrying out such a program except for the fact thatmost of the groups were not even formed and the others(lid not meet.It is quite surprising, therefore, to read that theCouncil has assumed full power in the class and hasnow chosen from among its own members the perma¬nent officers. It is not that the choices are not for themost part good, but it .seems that a complaint is justifiedsince there is already too little activity and interest inthe class and it would seem that they should at leastbe given the opportunity to have some part in managingtheir own affairs,D. E. J. I THEATERbyMaxine Creviston“THE PLAY’S THE THING’’Second Weekat the BlackstoneThe En.^^emhle:Man.-^ky Richard LloydSandor Turai Guy Bate.s I’o.st.-\lhert Adam Roy MurdockJohann Dwoinitschek . . .Guy HinterAlmady Roger QuinlanIlona Szabo ...Katherine StandingMell Donald WillsonLackeys...Charles White, V’ictor BouvierFerenc Molnar, in the vein of pol-: ished brilliance which is often typi¬cal of his work, tells us “The Play’sThe Thing,’’ and we, with Americancyncism, remain—until the third act—to be convinced.Out of a somewhat .puzzling mock¬ery of playwrights in general andperhaps himself in particular, thediamatist carries us tlirough an un¬certain two act period when we arestill querelous and protestant at thel)ieak from traditional writing, to afinal act that achieves high farce inthe gayest and most rougish of plots.With the transition, Guy Bates Post,in the major part, takes on the colorof his role to play the “deus ex ma-chiria’’ in a grand manner.It is then that Katherine Standing(that lovely and fragile Mrs. Moon¬light of last season) lelinciuishes thehigh falsetto of her a.ssumed primadonna’s voice .and suh.stitutes boththe dramatic poseur of the “playwithin a j)lay’’ heroine and a morenafural heh.avioi' as a woman in l(>v(‘It is then that two new charactersapiiear: a squeemish, j)citurhed sec-iftaiy .and the villanous looking Al¬mady . It i' tln'ti that wo recognizethe true tone of the whole play, andI sit hack comfortably to absorb there t of .Molnar's daring and cleverdevice for achieving comedy .The esthete may object to that hor¬rible line “I’m a sejueezed lemon.’’i he may find Almadys crying equal-I !y revolting, he may plead that thei play is not “art.” But it is only whenan experienced iplaywright has pass¬ ed the beginners’ state that he caneffectively take liberties.W’hen we have added to the al¬ready excellent jday a cast so wellpoised and subtle of performance a.sthe present group, the result is amerry and happy entertainment.Molnar's sense of dramaturgy, histrenchant wit. coupled vvith thesmooth cosmopolitan air of Mr. Post,give us an atmosphere superior tothat of the average present-daycomedy. Nor can omission be madeof the fine pessimism of his friendand abused collaborator, Mr. Lloyd.Donald Willson, as Mell, gives a ver¬acious characterization of the harass¬ed secretary. Guy Hinter, is the mo.stlovable of butlers, and even theyouthful Roy Murdock shows sin¬cerity.With its lightest and most flip¬pant air, this play is indeed worthyof comparison with Molnar’s moreponderous “I.iliom”; with its skilledand smooth performance, it is readyto rival any other hill in Chicago.HUGHES’ INTERVIEW(Continued from page 1)his listeners, his cigar went out.He took up the cudgels in defenseof General Braddock. the GeneralBraddock we all know. It appearsthat historians have been unkind;General Braddock was no dumb-bell.A pencil appeared from somewhere,and with it he began to draw a planof the fateful battlefield on the mar¬gins of a copy of The Daily Maroon,gift of a staff member The pencilproved that General Braddock wasa clever strategian.SUBSCRIBE TOTHE DAILY MAROON HILL’S CAFETERIA1165-75 East 63rd St.We Feature Noonday Luncheon2ocEvening Dinner .SocSunday Dinner 50cServed on 2»d FloorTypewriters!IAll makesRENTEDSOLDREPAIREDat theU. of C- Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.SPECIAL TODAY11-.:C'hii k* II I'ricd ('lull Stcuk. Mf^inii I'l Ri>ll mul Huttir,lit- . rt anil l»rink.s.icPhelps & Phelps Colonial Tea Room(^1,^24 W'f'lODLAWNTHE PHOENIXgreets you againWednesday, January 18featuiiiigFAREWELL TO ARMS heminghaw morrisonEXPERIMENT IN DESPAIR carl bodeHOW TO BE A COLUMNIST dick BradleyIntroducingDIANA TO HER DIARYA Foster girl bares her soul to the worldTHE CAMPUS BIG SHOTS Caricatured by Joe LowTO SAY NOTHINGof the Labors of our ColumnistsDr. Peterson, Milt Olin, Margaretha Moore, andIngred PetersenAnd for those of you who asked for itPlenty of cartoons and short stuff.PHOENIX TOMORROW 15cDAILY MAROON SPORTSTUESDAY, JANUARY 17, 1933 Page ThreeIowa Triumphs, 36-32, OverImproved Maroon QuintetChicago Team OutscoresHawkeyes in SecondPeriod, 23-16By RUBE S. FRODIN, JRChicaRo’s basketball team, down¬trodden as it is, showed a little tech¬nique and still more fiKht as theyclashed with Iowa in their fourthconference 'game in the fieldhouselast night. The result, however, wasstill the same as in the first threegames: a defeat. Score: Iowa 36;Chicago 32..Maroon supporters were cheeredat the team’s performance as theystaged a last half comeback. TheHawks were loading at the rest pe¬riod, 20 to 9. In the remainder ofthe game Chicago scored 23 pointswhile the visitors were held to 16.At one point in the game the Ma¬roons were only three points behind,25 to 28, but Iowa forged aheadagain.Mist Free ThrowsIf Chicago had taken advantageof Iowa’s sloppy playing by convert¬ing a better percentage of tossesfrom the safety line, things mighthave been different. The Maroonsonly converted 12 out of 21 chances,while the Hawks sank 10 out of 12.The outstanding weakness of Nor-gren’s team in the encounter lastnight was poor passing, a departmentwhich may be improved before the(juintet takes the floor against Mich¬igan here next Saturday. TommyKlinn, who played the entire gameat forward, added the spark in thertoorwork but showed his lack of Iheighth in shooting. The remainderof the Maroon starting lineup, Kvansat forward. Parsons at center, and jWegner and Porter at guards, alsoplayed the full forty minutes. !Chiz Evans had another fair night jwith the basket, making two fieldgoals at the start of the games, andadding seven free throws in nine |chances. Keith Parsons had his^ •troubles in guarding iBastian, clum- ;sy but active Hawk center, but man- jaged to sink five buckets from sev- jeral corners of the floor. Jim Por-ter played a nice game at guard, and 'came through with a couple of ring- \ers when they were badly needed. 'Hal Wegner seems to be roinidi»>g jinto form after a poor start this |Year. i Big Ten Standings Wildcats Defeat ALPHA BELT DEFEATMaroon Squad in nc PQI li FMIIVFN9« KbLineup:ChiraKo (.12) Iowa (36)b f P' b f PKvniid. f 2 7 0l Knimlihulx. f 0 3Klinn, f 0 II M MolTitt, f 2 1 3I'nruond, c 5 1 21f 1 2 4W»-ttnor. K 1 0 RlltuHlinn. r h 3 3I’orttT, K o 4 3'KilkinK. 0 0 2 1(iriinni, k :i 0Sol-Aer, K 2 1—1Totnln 10 12 Hi Totals 13 10 IHWildcats 52; Chicago 24Most of the dopes!ers had pickedNorthwestern to win in last Satur¬day’s basketball feud with the Ma-loons at the Field House, but fewhad expected such a crushing defeatas the Chicago team received, 52 to24.During the first five minutes ofplay, both teams went scorele.ss butthen the rampage was on.Largely due to the control of thetip-off by Elmer Johnson, lanky Pur¬ple center, and to the near mon¬opoly of the ball by him and histeam-mate foiward, Captain JoeReiff, the Evanston five led the Ma¬roons at the half, 38 to 7.With the Northwestern subs inthe game still peppering the Maroonhoop, Chiz Evans, Chicago forwardsunk four baskets to run his totalfor the evening to 15 points. Reiffscored 29 for the Purple to set anew scoring mark.MAROON POLO TEAMBEATS ILLINOIS, 7-4The University polo team defeated |llinois Saturday at the 124th Field |trtillery Armory, 7 to 4, in a four- |hukker game. Bruce Benson, Elmer i’riedheim, and Burton Doherty |tarted the game for Chicago, Hep- jde and Wason fini.shing in place of j'riedheim and Doherty.Lopez Plans SurpriseVincent Lopez, popular orchestraleader, now playing at the Congre.s.shotel, i.s planning a surprise of anunknown quantity for Keith Parsonsand James Porter, co-captains of thevarsity basketball team. He will re¬veal his secret at the “Get Togeth¬er” party, to be held next Sundaynight at the Congress hotel. Ohio State w3 10 pet1.000 pts111 op78Wisconsin 3 1 .750 107 113Northwestern 3 1 .750 152 101Michigan 2 1 .667 85 77Illinois 2 2 .500 101 noIowa 2 2 .500 115 119Indiana 1 2 .333 99 94Minnesota 0 3 .000 76 125Chicago 0 4 .000 94 148Lact Night’s ResultsPurdue 40; Minnesota 16.Ohio State 33; Illinois 22.Northwestern 40; Wisconsin 22.Iowa 36; Chicago 32.ROCKFORD WINS SWIM MEETRockford High School won the in¬terscholastic swimming meet Satur¬day, with 23 points. Maine Townshipwas second, and Evanston third. An untried Maroon wrestlingteam, half composed of .sotiihomores,went down to a good Noil liwosternsquad by a 23 to 11 score Saturdayat Evan.ston. Only three of the Chi¬cago matmen have had previous con¬ference experience, and Ileide andBedrava wrestled completely out oftheir weights,Ed Bedrava, 165 pound sophomorewrestling in the heavy weight divi¬sion, wa.s the only sophomore to winhis bout, throwing .Bill Riley, Wild¬cat tackle. Barton, Zukowsky, andCraig, the other sophomores, lost thethree lower weights by falls. Thesedivisions, which last year were Chi¬cago’s stronge.st, .seem to lie theweakest this season. John Heide,conference runner-up at 155 lastyear, threw away over 10 pounds toBrown of Northwestern, and finallylost in 175 pound class by a fall tothe Purple star in 9:18. Caiptain.Bion Howard of the Maroon.s, slowedup by a recent illne.ss, wa.s defeatedby Spencer of the Wildcats. With possibly one exception, yes-i terday’s Intramural basketball gamesI displayed little in the w^ay of inter- |est or excitement. Alpha Delta Phi 'eked out a 19 to 15 win over PsiUpsilon in a game in which the leadI changed hands every few minut'^-s and iin which neither team was ever morethan three points ahead of the other |until the closing seconds of play. Billi Cassels, Alpha Delt, hap'pened to spyI Ray Zenner and Johnnie Baker onI the opposing team and got the ideathat he was playing football, mak- ,I ing three personal fouls,t S. A. E. furnished two good play-I ers in Ralston, who scored 13 points,I and Pitcher, to compensate for the ;lack of team-work, and trounced the ’i Phi Gams by a 31 to 10 count, A lit-i tie, but scrappy and effective U.High team took the measure of ChiPsi, 26 to 13. The spectacular shoot¬ing of Dewey availed Phi Delta Phinothing and they lost, 25 to 19, tothe Independents. Meet TonmrrotvIs First Test ofMaroon GymnastsPo.s.'ibililies fo)- anolher gymnasticchampion.'hip will loceive their lii-.^^tte.-t tomorrow wlion Coach 1). L.Hoffer enter.s .-i\ of I)i> host gym¬nasts in the .4. A J*’. moot to ho lu'ldat Sokol Havlice.v ’riinoM's, 26If) .S.Liiwndale.Caintain Geoigo Wrighte will compete on the side horse, in the cham¬pionship division, and Miiri)hy andSchcrubel on the iing.<. In the juniordivision, Savich, Da.-hach and Han¬ley are all cnterc'd in the sido-hoi'seevent,’I'he Marooii’.-: lillo hopes will de¬pend largely on the siicce.ss ofWrighte, who last >ear as a sopho¬more gained a thiid place in the all-? round It hough he competed in onlyfour of the live evonls. Me ha.s im¬proved considerably already this ]year, and should be good for sev- ;eral first places. iLast restriclion of the team to 'six men will he removed for the *champion-hip meet Ihi.s season, and !Chicago will enter ten competitorsagain, as formerly. “OLD MAN’* RETURNS;READY TO CONTINUEWORK OF 41ST YEARAmos Alonzo Stagg, who return¬ed from New York last Friday, af¬ter a two week .siege of bronchialpiu'umonia and influenza, reportedyesterday that he was feeling fine,though “a little weak in the legs.”The “Old Man,” during his entirelife, has persisted in as rigoroustraining as he demanded from hisfootball men. When asked if his per¬fect 'physical condition had contrib¬uted to his swift recovery from ill¬ness, Coach Stagg smilingly admittedthat it probably was a decisive fac¬tor in his most recent victory.In reply to a query as to how hefelt about leaving the University Mr.Stagg lost the smile and .said sim¬ply: “The roots are pretty deep. . .”The “Old Man” denied he may goto Michigan State. Mr. Stagg alsorepeated his resolve'that he wouldnot accept the post of chairman ofthe University’s athletic relationscommittee.ILLUSION:'One of Houdini’s most spectacular escape featswas performed with a huge milk can filled withwater. He invited persons of the audience to bringpadlocks and lock him into the cah. He got into thecan, the lid was put on and fastened with severalpadlocks. A screen was placed in front of the can.Assistants stood by with stop watches and fire axesto save him from drowning after a certain time.About a minute later, the screen was removed,lloudini was seen panting and dripping... thepadlocks remaining intact!EXPLANATION:The usual method of escaping from a milk can isas follows: The lid of the can is apparently secure¬ly padlocked to the lower portion, but actually themetal band to which the staples are attached is thetop of a short inner lining. The performer, afterbeing locked into the can, pushes the lid upwardwith his head and the short inner lining is forcedout of place, permitting his escape. 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A fine cigarette is a cigaretteblended from costly, ripe tobaccos.If 1* <1 fcicf' known by leaf to-bacco experts, that Camels aremade from finer, MORE EXPENSIVEtobaccos than any other popular brand.This is why the Camel flavor has neverbeen rivaled . . . why Camels have givenmore pleasure to more people than anyother cigarette ever made.In more costly tobaccos lies the secret ofCamels’ delicate “bouquet”...of their rich,cool flavor—of their non-irritating mildness.It’s the tobacco that counts.All the natural goodness of Camel’s to¬bacco is kept fresh and rich for you by theair-tight, welded Humidor Pack. Don’t re¬move it. Its moisture-proof cellophane alsoprotects your Camels from dust and germs.Put a pack in your pocket today.JFO TRICKSJUST COSTLIERTOBACCOSIN A MATCHLESS BLENDPage Four THE DAILY MAROON. TUESDAY, JANUARY 17, 1933forPARTIESandPARENTSRemember, always, thatHotels W indermere are atyour service ai they havebeen for many generationsof Midway students. Longexperience has made usadept at arranging Univer¬sity dances, luncheons, din¬ners and parties.And when Mother and Fa¬ther visit you in Chicago,arrange to have them stayhere, conveniently, in apleasant room or suite, at—this year especially—a veryreasonable price.^otels Hindermereg^hicago56th St. at Hyde Park BoulevardWard B. James, Managing DirectorTelephone FAIrfax 6000FOR COLLEGE GIRLSAniw QrmdvatM or UnilarKradakUa. MbOil! J' • • • vf IboTMchhla • thra* mootha’ InUnaiT* oouna far gina wakm»m kmi ta itudy. Sand todar for BaOaMa.C—raaa atari Oalober 1, Jammmrj 1,AprilMOSBR BUSINESS COLLBRR“TV gaaOMai CilUrt wUM a {MaaraMa116 6«Btk Mlohlgaa Araana, CblaagaPha^a Ba»dalph 4647CARTOONINGETCHINGHvkttl’s*, DRAWINGPAINTINGWe carry a completeline of art material.1546-50 E. 57TH ST.Phone Plaza 2536 Today on theQuadranglesThe Daily M.iroonNight editor for the next is-me:Kiigene Patrick. .Assistant: RobertHastorlik.Music and Relieious ServicesDivinity chapel, at 12 in Jo.-ephRond chapel "A Shared Experi¬ence,” Associate proie.s.--or Ernest J.('have.Organ music. Edifcard Eigonschenk,c't 5 in the University chapel.Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. luncheon, at 12 in IdaNoyes hall.I Mortar Board, at 12 in Ida Noyes! hall.Freshman Council, at 12 in IdtNoyes hall.Ida Noyes hall Advisory Councilluncheon, at 12 in Ida Noyes hall.Federation tea at 4 in Ida Noyeshall.University chorus rehearses at7 :30 in Ida Noyes hall.Iron Mask, at 7:30 in ReynoldsClub.Departmental OrganizationsMedical Seminar, Billings M. 443,4 :30. “Electrocardiographic Changesin Experimental Pericardial Effu¬sion.” Dr. Bay, Dr. Gordon, 'and Dr.Adams. “Eczema Due to Sensitive¬ness to Rubber.” Dr. Obermayer..A.ll-Divinity School Banquet at6:15 in Ida Noyes hall. Cloister Club.Radio Lectures“Marching Events: Balancing theBudget.” Associate professor HarryD. Gideonse. 2:30, over stationWMAQ.j “Expansion of Europe.” Associate; professor Arthur P. Scott, at 11 overstation WMAQ,Public LecturesI Division of Social Sciences. “Law! in Pre-literate Societies. Distinctionof Forms of Legal Sanction.” Pro¬fessor Alfred Radcliffe-Brown. 3 :30,in Social Science assembly room.“Modern Drama. Capital and La-1 bor.” Associate professor Davis Ed-j wards at 6:45 in Fullerton Hall, the' .Art Institute.j Student Lecture Service. “SomeI New Lights on the Founders of Our; Country.” Rupert Hughes. Leon Man-del assembly hall at 8 :30.MiscellaneoutMeeting of the Board of SocialService and Religion, Office of theI Dean of the University Chapel, at 4.I Christian Science Organization.' 1150'East 58th street at 7:30.Duke UniversitySCHOOL OF MEDICINEDurham, N. C.Four terms of eleven weeks aregiven each year. These may betaken consecutively (M.D. inthree years) or three terms maybe taken each year (M.D. infour years). The entrance re¬quirements are intelligence,character and at least two yearsof college work, including thesubjects specified for Grade AMedical Schools. Catalogues andapplication forms may be ob¬tained from the Dean. OFFER SCHOLARSHIPSi FOR STUDY IN FRANCEA limited number of $300 scholar¬ships are available for students withhigh averages who desire to spendtheir Junior year at a French collegeor university The scholarships arecompetitive and are awarded by theInstitute of International Educationin New York City,j Applications should be filed to-i gether with the student’s credentialsI before March 15 at the office of thej Institute of International EducationI 2 West 45th street. New York City,j Information concerning the schol-j arships may be obtained from Pro-j fessor William A. Nitze, head of theI French department of the Univer-1 sity.And This Is What Makes Them Come AgainLuncheonTuesday, January 17th, 193335 CentsVegetable Souporr o'mato J luce CocktailChoice ofMinute Steak, Hnrdelaise SauceHarhecued Spareribs, Cole SlazvMinced 11 ant and Scrambled CggsLittle I^ig SausagesMashed Potatoes and Stezved CornAssorted Bread Rice Custard Coffee, Lea or Milk1449 East 57th StreetCome Over and You Will Come Again I Fraternities at Chica^d)\I By MELVIN GOLDMAN ||DELTA TAU DELTAIn order thatihe twenty-sixfraternities maybe included inthis series be¬fore pledging of-Rclaliy begins,these fraternityarticles will ap¬pear twice week¬ly, on Thursdaysas well as Tues¬days. Delta Up-silon will be dis¬cussed In Thurs¬day’s Daily Ma¬roon.Gamma Alphachaipter of DeltaTau Delta wa.schartered at theUniversity i n1898. The Black Dragons, a socialclub, was the nucleus of the newnational fraternity chapter. TheDragons crawled into their boiler¬plate cocoons, and, a metamorphosishaving taken place, they emergedas full fledged Delt.<. ' national fame. Janies Lightbody.The national fraternity was horn Olympic record-holder; F'red Walker,in 1859 at the old Bethany College, major league pitcher; Ruthven Pike,now the University of West Vir-, Big Ten tennis champion; Ed Blinks,ginia. Twenty-seven years later the championship swimmer; Otto Stroh-Rainhow, a southern collegiate social meier, Chicago end and present as-organization, united with Delta Tau sistant football coach; and well-Delta. The fratemity’s national known Pat Page Sr., all have beenquarterly publication is called “The initiated into the mysteries of Gam-Rainbow” in honor of that former ■ nia .Alpha’s clas.sic chapter hall.! Delta Tau Delta is a national fra-There are now twenty men active : ternity in every sense of the word,in Gamma Alpha. Among them are ; She has seventy-five chapters, locat-representatives of almo.st every type i ed at every important college allof campus activity. John H. Spear- over our broad land. There are SOLITAIRE PLAYERIS CAMPUS MYSTERY5607 University Avenuepresident of Conn, Inc. The latterthree men helped to found the pres¬ent chapter.Gamma .Alpha, upholding its idealsof well-rounded college life, hasgraduated a number of athletes of A dilapidated house, boasting asfar as can be determined only oneoccupant, a man who sits all day andfar into the night writing or play¬ing solitaire, is the source of thelatest campus mystery.Students who walk by the houseat 1228 E. 57th street report that nomatter how late the hour, the mancan he observed keeping his solitaryvigil. The solitaire no doubt, servesas a mean of relaxation, but whatit is the man is working on, no onehas been able to determine.Careful observers report, more¬over, that not only does the man 'seem to do without sleep hut alsohe has never been seen to'leave thehouse to purchase food. Withoutfood or sleep the man continues hiswork, a possible lesson to would-beUniversity students.speaker of the House; Roy West,former Cabinet member; and Sewell.Avery, president of the UnitedStates Gypsum and of MontgomeryWard, are all brothers in Delt.It is with a proper appreciationof the fraternity’s past achievement.sand hopes for the future that the“Rainbow” proposes a short descrip¬tion of the order:“Delta Tau Delta is a constructiveadjunct to a sy.steni of higher edu¬cation. Her objective is to educate,contributing to the young men with¬in her sphere of influence a moral,physical, and social developmentcommensurate with the intellectualtraining supplied by the colleges anduniversities.” RAISE YOUR GRADES!EXPERT TYPING of Term Paper>.Compositions, Theses, etc., atlowest possible rates.ETHEL WITT 5452 Ellis Ave.Phone Hyde Park 1958SPECIALS GALORELunch with us TodayHot Virginia Ham Sandwichserved with delicious candiedsweet potato i5<.Tenderloin Steak SandwichFrench Fried Potaoes . . .25cApple Pie A La Mode lOcI..arge Fre.sh StrawberrySumlae 15^;AND OTHER REAL SPECIALSGOOD FOODRIGHT PRICESQUICK SERVICEREADER’S CAMPUSDRUG STORE(Opposite men’s new dormitory)61«t and Ellia Ave,SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROONing Jr. is president of the house, andtackle on this year’s varsity footballteam. Frank Spearing and Ed Wolf-enson are also varsity football men.Nine men from the chapter were ac¬tive in 1932’.s Blackfriars production,with Ernest Brown starring as“Tommy.” Four men are membersof Skull and Crescent, the Sopho¬more honor society.About half of the men are fromthe city of Chicago or its suburbs;the rest of the chapter membershiphas homes distributed from Balti¬more to Kansas City.Prominent AlumniGamma Alpha numbers among itsalumni several men prominent inChicago life. Paul Hoffman, vice-president of the Studebaker com¬pany; A. C. Allen, president of A,C. Allen and Company; ErnestIrons, dean of Rush Medical School;Frederick Hack, Sr., a member ofthe Law firm of Winston, Strawn,and Shaw; and Carl D. Greenleaf,FINGER WAVE THAT COMBSWITH SHAMPOOSOcKennedy Beauty Shop6351 Cottage Grove Plaza 10601455 E. 63rd St. Dorchr.ster 3755 Delts i,i Maine and in Florida; Deltsswim in the warm ocean around Cat¬alina Island and sail catboats onLake Mendota’s sparkling waters.They go skiing at Lake Saranac andsledding in the Rocky Mountains..And, in the midst of it all, they havetime to uphold a comniendably highstamlard of scholarship.A Fitting DescriptionMany figures of national di.stinc-tion wear the Delt badge. GlennFrank, president of the Universityof Wisconsin, Champ Clark, former Hoiv1b4voiD BoNEitrTERESA DOLAN’S DANCESSaturday Eve’.^ — Midway TempleI'riday Evr'n - ■ Pershinjt BallroumAdmiaaion 40 CentaPrivaU' I^eaeons day or evening at Studio8332 CnttaKr Grove Tel. Hyde Park 30HSAfternoon and EveningClasses inGREGG SHORTHANDFor the ronvenienre of univeraltyatudenta, Gregz College offera after¬noon and Monday and Thuraday eve-ninK claaaea in GREGG SHORT¬HAND. 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