®[it MsHv iHlatoon ^0Vol. 33. No. 51. UNIX Li-.SITY pFiCHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1933 Price Three CentsA NewLevelingAgency FACULTY MEETTRUSTEES ATANNUAL DINNER Sales ExecutiveTells “How toSell” in Lecture“Follow the ten commandmentsand you can’t go wrong,” said J. R.Ozanne, ’05, vice-president of theEdi.o.’. ■n'“ Hutchins, Mathews. Bell : crnirjntaT'MrtXg Co^po^tionscries of articles dealine with — , . r . j • • • -SpGSk* Swift' Is • ‘ second m a series of vocaToastmastersenes or articles aeaiingchapters written by members of theUniversity for the report of thePresident’s Research Committee onSocial Trends, which has just beenpublished.By HOWARD P. HUDSONIs a new and radically differenttype of personality being molded by By FRED B. MILLETTAssociate Professor of EnglishMore than five hundred members [ salesman,tional guidance lectures in Haskell208 yesterday.Ozanne’s ten commandments, how¬ever, are not found in the Bible.They are the buyer’s demands on aand constitute the ele- THIRD PHYSICALSCIENCES FILMIS COMPLETEDTwo Other Units WillSoon Be Readyfor Release Rupert Hughes WillDiscuss Founders ofAmerica in Lectureof the University Faculties wereguests, last night, of the Board ofTrustees at its thirteenth apnualthe cultural leveling agencies of com-1 banquet at the Hotel Shoreland.inunication?Stuart A. Rice, professor of So¬ciology at the University, takes the jfirst step toward an.swering this im-1portant, unsolved question, in the ichapter in the social trends study, ;which he wrote in collaboration with :Profes.sor Malcolm M. Willey of the jI'niversity of Minnesota, concerning jthe agencies of communication.“W’hile we do not yet know that IIhere is emeig^ing a new personal-}ity,” Professor Rice said yesterday,“we can show that faster commun-1ication ha.s shaken old traditions and |old concepts to the extent of creat-:ing distinct psychological effects.” ,Profe.ssor Rice explained as an ex- jample that such an effect might beproduced in the Negro race, who, ■iiarred from certain universities, ^could still derive an education |through the radio broadcasts fromthe institutions.Rice EmphatizetImportance of TransportationIn the chapter, where Profe.ssorRice indicates the great influence ofcommunication on_ modern life, thesubject is divided under three mainheadings. First is that of face to facecommunication, or what is usually jtermed transportation. Here are de¬scribed all of the agencies such asthe railroad, bus, automobile, andairplane, which bring people togethermore often in a shorter space oftime. In this field, Profe.ssor Ricefinds, there is a definite tendency tounite all of the various forms oftransportation into large units. That iis, it is recognized that the public Iis more interested in arriving at adestination than in the method of,traveling. Therefore, the railroadsare merging with airplane lines, co¬operating with auto services, anduniting with the waterways.Of all these agencies perhaps the iautomobile has had the greatest ef-1feet in changing the habits andthought of people. The term “hop jin” indicates a state of mind, for the jhabit of touring, and the short daily iride have become firmly implanted ^in the customs of our time. Auto- Imobile touring has created new eco-1nomic opportunities, for special 'tourist businesses have developed,and hotel and tourist camps havemultiplied.Culture StandardizationBy Travel Termed Fallacy“But the common notion that autotravel has .standardized culture andcaused a breakdown of local habitsand traditions is not wholly correct,”Professor Rice points out. “Whilewe have an increase of cross countrytouring, we have ten times more lo-c^l travel. This makes for an inten¬sification of local customs, althoughon the surface the country may seemto have uniform habits.”Point to point communication isthe subject of the second section. Thebig four in this line are the telephone,the telegraph, the wireless, andthe postal system. The telephone hasoutstripped the other three agenciesin providing personal contact, andto a certain extent has overshadow¬ed the importance of the telegraphin facilitating communication. Buthere the trend toward integration asob.served in the railroads is notedagain, for there are now such de¬vices as the teletype and the tele¬photo machines in which the twosystems are combined. In discussingthe convenience of the point-to-point.service, Professor Rice emphasizesthe fact that “ease of contact withthe rest of the world through vari¬ous channels is a unique phenomenonof the present century.”The third great division of com¬munication deals with the mass im¬pression agencies, the newspaper,periodical, motion picture, and radio.The newspaper has been in existencelonger than the others, but its pow¬er has continued to grow despitecompetition from the newer inven¬tions. Its gp'eatest influence, aswith the others of this type of com-(Continued on page 4) Mr. Harold H. Swift, President ofthe Board of Trustees, welcomedthe guests formally, and acted astoastmaster with his accu.stomed witand irony. Mr. Frank McNair intro¬duced the two new members of theBoard, Mr. Arthur B. Hall and Mr.Charles B. Goodspeed. ;Faculty RepresentativeFor the faculty. Dean ShailerMathews, drawing on his rich experi¬ence of more than forty years in theUniversity community, spoke feeling¬ly of the happy relations that havealways exi.sted between trustees andfaculty, defined the spirit of the Uni¬versity as that of adventurous ex¬periment, recalled the courageousoriginality of President Harper’sideal, and instanced as early educa¬tional innovations I’niversity exten¬sion cla.sses. University College, andthe Home Study Department.For the trustees, Mr. Laird Belldefined the functions of the Board ofTrustees in its relation to the Uni¬versity’s company of scholars, anddi.scus.sed the implications of the doc¬trine of academic fi eedom, in the!direction not merely of peculiaiprivilege but of equal responsibilityto the University as a whole.In conclusion. President Hutchinsoutlined the responsibilities and op¬portunities facing the University,and cited as evidences of its cour¬ageous expeiimentation iLs import¬ant projects in education, public ad¬ministration, and bacteriology, itscooperation with the University ofTexas in establishing an ob.servatory,its individual reorganization, the in¬itiation of general education andgeneral examinations in the College,and appealed to trustees and facultyfor support in its significant experi¬ment w'ith the organization and cair-riculum of the new College unit. ments that “put a salesman over”:1. Be agreeable. 2. Know the thing.syou are selling. 3. Don’t argue withthe customer. 4. Make it plain. 5.Tell the truth. 6. Be dependable. 7.Remember the customer’s name andface. 8. Beware of egotism. 9.Think success and radiate confidence.1 0. Be human.Stressing the " importance of cleargrammar and logical presentation,Ozanne pointed out the fact that allsalesman-cu.stomer relationships arein terms of language. A customermay be illiterate, but he can never¬theless appreciate good English, andis apt to form his estimate of thesalesman’s product on that ba.sis.Experience is of more importancethan any particular courses. Collegi¬ate work which teaches habits ofconcentration and clear analysis isalso valuable.On the w’hole, to be successful, a.salesman must be completely fa¬miliar with every aspect of his busi¬ness.College SystemIs Breaking Down,Says Ameringer“Our whole college system isbreaking down with capitali.«m it¬self,” Oscar Ameringer, w’ell-knownsocialist, stated yesterday in an in¬terview. Mr. .Ameringer is spendingseveral days on campus followinghis lecture on socialism in MandelHall last Wednesday.“In law, medicine and theology,”continued Mr. Ameringer, “there isa constant shrinking of opportunityfor the college graduate. Take law.for instance. With the concentrationof capital in the hands of fewer andfewer, there is corresponding disap¬pearance of the small property own¬ers and the number of lawsuitsshrinks. A corporation lawyer doesthe business of his firm all over theUnited States; his business is toavoid law-suits.”Mr. Ameringer explained that alike state of affairs was true of themedical and theological professions.“The small doctor,” he said, “is be¬coming no more than a sign-post todirect people to the hospitals: pri¬vate practice is disappearing.”The college has not lost its func¬tion, Mr. Ameringer believes. Ratherthe universities should find ways andmeans of creating a society which isprimarily designed to benefit thewhole society. “Energy and Its Transformation,”the third of the twenty sound motionpictures in the Physical Scienceseries, will be released early in Feb¬ruary, and two other films, “Electro¬statics” and “The Velocity of Light,”will be released soon afterward. Allthe films have been produced by theErpi Picture Consultants under thesupervision of Hermann 1. Schlesing-er, professor of Chemistry and Har¬vey B. Lemon, professor of Physics.Since November 15 when “Oxida¬tion and Reduction” and “The Mole¬cular Theory of Matter” were shownsimultaneously in Chicago, New Yorkand Washington, approximately fif¬teen hundred presidents of collegesand superintendents and principalsof high schools have written to theUniversity asking for details of theproject.Shown in 75 CitiesThe first two films were shown inseventy-five cities between Novem¬ber 15 and January 1. Representa¬tives of the University Press, throughwhich the films are being distributed,are now showing them in California,New Mexico, Utah,^ Nebraska, andMichigan. Another representative isleaving Monday to exhibit the pic¬tures in Kansas, Oklahoma and Tex¬as. They have already been shownin Ohio, New York, Pennsylvania.M’isconsin and Indiana. Nine col¬leges and universities have shownthem to their students.A printed syllabus in pamphlet[ form accompanies each film as an„ ,, T^, . , ,1 outline for study. It contains a con-From the Phi Psi house to the | resume of the subject treated inhome of D. K. E. may not be much i information more ex-ffO'ng to be j tensive than the content of the talk-the road m the Dramatic As.socia-DRiMATIC GROUP TOCONDUCT ROAD TRIPON FRATERNITY ROWtion’s road company initiation party,Wednesday at 8, at which all newmembers will be initiated. The par¬ty is to begin at the Phi Psi houseand move, sometime during the eve¬ning, to the Dekes.Such notables as Sweet .\lice. Sir 1Milt, Professor Pat, Jerry Mander ^and all the Gerries, Jess James, De-1vastating Dorothy, Watta Mann, jMorse Code and Moth Eaton will en-1tertain. The feature of the evening Iis to be a play, entitled either “Bar- ,gains in Green Trifles” or “Trifles inGreen Bargains.” Jesse James willprobably have a leading part, as he"1 is the be.st shot with a trifle. Support¬ ing picture. The complete text of thelecture is given, with a descriptionof each scene. SENIDRS BREAKTRADITIDN; GIFTGDESJO NEEDYCouncil Plans StageShow to ReduceClass DuesRupert Hughes“New Lights on the Founders ofthe Republic” will be the subject ofthe address of Rupert Hughes, inter¬preter of the personal biographies ofour historical leaders, when hespeaks at Mandel hall, Tuesday eve¬ning at 9:30. His campus lecturewill mark his only appearance inChicago.Mr. Hughes will come to this cityfollowing lectures in Cincinnati andCleveland. While in Chicago, hewill stay at the Drake hotel.Having spent many years of his lifein carefully studying documentaryevidence, Mr. Hughes has acquaint¬ed himself with the adventures offounders of the United States. Hehas studied, to the greatest extent,the life of George Washington; be-National StudentsLeague DiscussesCurrent ProblemsA revolutionary student move¬ment, and a revolutionary pressmovement, were discussed yesterdayat the meeting of the National Stu¬dent League under the chairmanshiping him, says the invitation, will be ' Lissitz.a “great ca.st, not a pla.ster but acast-iron cast.”After the performance the plast¬ered cast and otKers will board a spe¬cial train to the mess tent. The trainwill have a bunk (and a lot of it) The need for a more emphatic car¬rying out of these two policies bybetter-student oiganization and bypublication of its new.spaper as anoutcome of the meeting of the na¬tional convention of the N. S. L. phy of Washington which attractedconsiderable attention.Other figures with which Hughe.<has dealt include Benjamin Franklin,John Jay, Thomas Jefferson, JohnMarshall, the Adamses, Patrick Hen¬ry, and James Madison. He is anauthority on the lives of the menwho have contributed our leadinghistorical documents, the Constitu¬tion, and the Declaration of Inde¬pendence. Funds ordinarily utilized for aSenior class gift will be presented toStudent Relief Fund, it was decidedat a Senior council meeting yester¬day. A proportion of the gift, it wasstipulated by the council, will be giv¬en directly to the Board c Vocation¬al Guidance and Placement for thepurpose of increasing the facilities ofthe department in order to securepart-time positions for students.The class gifts in previous yearstraditionally have been given direct¬ly to the University. Last year, how¬ever, the gift w'as credited to theAlumni Gift Fund w'hich is admin¬istered by the Office of the Presidentof the University and is maintainedfor miscellaneous expenditures.Depression Is ReasonThe action of the class councilaction of the Senior class council thisyear was deemed most appropriatein the light of the general economicsituation among the student body.The resolution regarding the appro¬priation of the gift was introducedby Warren E. Thompson, member ofthe Executive Committee of the Se¬nior class and Editor of The DailyMaroon.The previously announced stageshow' to be presented on or aboutFebruary 9 at Mandel Hall was fav-oi-ably considered by the council butw'ill not be officially sanctioned untilpassed upon by the Social Committeeand the Office of the Dean of Stu¬dents. If this plan is carried out thefunds will be used to bring about areduction in the individual classcause of this be published a biogwu. pledges that are customar¬ily received at the end of the springquarter. Tentative arrangements forthe stage show' include the appear¬ance of vaudeville stars who are inChicago at that time and at least onew'ell-known orchestra. An admissioncharge of 40 cents w'ill be charged.Actual arrangements for the show'will be in the hands of the execu¬tive committee of the Senior coun¬cil, numbering ten members andheaded by Zoline.It’s Friday the 13th, But Facultyand Students Don’t Mind—Muchrepresen-for everyone. (Blame the handsome ! held in Chicago during Christmasengraved invitation for that one.)Jerry Jontry, president of the Dra¬matic Association, and also the stockcompany, announced yesterday thatany member who had not receivedan invitation to the party should cor¬respond with the Dramatic Associa¬tion office in Mitchell Tower at once.PRESENT VIEWS ONTECHNOCRACY AGAIN Student CommitteeHears J. C. Kennan’sPlans for Reliefselor on the Board of VocationalGuidance and Placement, speakingbefore the weekly meeting of theStudent Relief Committee outlinedhis office’s plans in regard to anyfunds which might be received fromthe committee’s efforts.Mr. Kennan pointed out that al¬though his office had received morethan five hundred dollars from thecommittee last year, to date thisyear no funds have been turned overby the committee. Proceeding, hediscussed the possibility of utilizingmoney to conduct a house-to-housecanvass of the University neighbor¬hood for the solicitation of donationsto the Univereity charities.Kennan also desires to contact theWorld’s Fair concession holders inan effort to secure jobs for Univer¬sity students during the Fair. Work- By AMOS DORINSON“So w'hat?” said students andfaculty when asked what they willdo to avoid bad luck today, Fridaythe thirteenth. And as they said it(actually and figuratively) not a rip¬ple disturbed their poise and sangfroid. It would have convinced any¬one that superstition on campus isextinct, except for one added word—“but . . . .”“But,” says Durbin Rowland, as¬sistant professor of Romance Lan¬guages, “I don’t like three on amatch. It burns my fingers.”Another man who doesn’t likethree on a match is New York Jim,w'ho probably sold you this paper.He isn’t superstitious either; he in¬sists on that. “But,” he comments,“I was rolling cigarettes this morn¬ing—I use Golden Grain—and whenI came to the thirteenth one, well,I just had to stop and think aboutit. It’s in my coat pocket now', andI’m going to smoke it. If you hear i! about anything happening to me to-;GILKEY WILL PREACH ; .T”" !AT CHAPEL SERVICES j Joe Zoline, president of the Senior |I class, editor of the Phoenix, andDr. Charles W. Gilkey, dean of i many more things, has no super.sti-the University chapel, will be the ! tioas, no unfounded beliefs. “But,”Chapel speaker Sunday, delivering a | he adds, “I won’t shave during thesermon on “First Hand Religion,” j Ides of March. You remember theand using contemporary verse as his ] Ides of March, of course.”vacation with nation widetion was emphasized.The group also took in considera¬tion the need for a cooperative bookstore because of generally highprices of text books which many stu¬dents therefore cannot afford.A description of the conditions ofthe miners in southern Illinois wasportrayed vividly by a recent visi¬tor who had just returned from themining area. He ended with a pleafor clothes, money, and particularlyfood, as the miners in this regionare actually starving. Any of theseJohn C. Kennan, placement coun- may be left in the Reynolds Club for on Friday the thirteenth. FrankO’Hara, of dramatic fame, neveruses the east stage door of Mandelhall.There used to be an old adage tothe effect that underneath theirmathematics, physical scientists hadall the failings of ordinary mortals,including Friday the thirteenth. ButProfessor Julius Stieglitz, chairmanof the department of Chemistry, re¬fused to be budged. “The only su¬perstition I have is a firm belief thatif something happens twice in a row'it will happen the third time.”(Continued on page 4)the League which will send them tothe miners.text. The service will begin at 11.Harold Dunkel, retiring chairmanof the Student Settlement board, w'illread the scripture.Leo Sowerby, organist and JohnMcDonald, bass soloist, will present aprogram of musical numbers at 4:30Sunday afternoon in the Universitychapel.For a half hour preceding the reg- And “Bud” Dunn won’t eat meatHOLD ALL-UNIVERSITYMIXER NEXT FRIDAYBecause of popular demand, Har¬ry D. Gideonse, associate professorof Economics, Stuart Meech, associ¬ate professor of Finance, WilliamOgburn, professor of Sociology, and 1 ing along the same lines, he would [ ular service Frederick Marriott willCharles Merriam, professor of Po-1 get in touch with all the loop busi- ’ —--x-i 1. : ;litical Science will repeat the sym-1 ness firms, especially those of Uni-posium on Technocracy Monday versity alumni, for the purpose ofpersuading them to favor studentswhenever jobs are available.night at 6:45 at the Kenneth SawyerGoodman theater. 1 play an organ recital beginning at10:30. Harold Simonds, carilloneurof St. Chrysostom’s church, will givea recital on the new carillon at 3I Sunday afternoon. The first all-University mixer ofthe winter quarter will be held nextFriday in Ida Noyes hall from 3:30to 5:30, under the auspices of theStudent Social committee. This ispart of the plan of the committee to.sponsor free dances for all Univer¬sity students. The mixer will be fol¬lowed by another of a similar natureon February 24. Announce Deadlineson Applications forForeign FellowshipsCandidates for national fellow'-ships for graduate study in Germanymust file their applications by Jan¬uary 15, but applications for fellow¬ships offered from Austria, Italy,Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Spain,France, and Switzerland need not befiled until February 1. Candidatesfor National Research fellow'shipsmay apply up to March 1,The Institute of International Ed¬ucation will appoint the fellowshipsfrom foreign countries to holders ofdegrees. The awards cover boardand tuition, but the candidate mustpay his own traveling and incident¬al expenses. The Secretary of theStudent Bureau of the Institute, 2West 45th Street, New York City,will take care of all correspondence.National Research fellows in theBiological Sciences, offered in Zo¬ology, Botany, Anthropology, Psy¬chology', Agriculture, and Forestry,will be appointed May 1.Candidates for National Researchfellowships must have a Ph. D. de¬gree or its equivalent.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. JANUARY 13. 1933iatlg iiaro0ttFOUNDED KJ 1901The Daily Maroon is the official student newspaper of theUniversity of Chicago, published mornings except Saturday,Sunday, and Monday during the autumn, winter, and springquarters by The Daily Maroon Company, 5831 University avenue.Subscription rates : $2.50 a year ; $4 by mail. Single copies :three cents.No resi>onsibility is assumed by the University of Chicagofor any statements appearing in The Daily Maroon, or fcr anycontracts entered into by The Daily Maroon.Entered as second class matter March 18, 1903. at the post-office at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3, 1879.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all right of publicationof any material appearing in this paper.BOARD OF CONTROLWARREN E. THOMPSON, Editor-in-ChiefEDGAR L. GOLDSMITH, Business ManageiRUBE S. FRODIN, JR., Managing EditorJOHN D. CLANCY, JR., Circulation ManagerMAXINE CREVISTON, Senior EditorJAMES F. SIMON, Senior EditorCHARLES NEWTON, JR., Student PublisherJane BiesenthalMelvin GoldmanWilliam GoodsteinBetty Hansen ASSOCIATE EDITORSRobert Hor_ogDavid C. LevineEdward W. NicholsonEugene PatrickBUSINES.S ASSOCIATESWalter L. Montgomery Vincent NewmanEdward G. SchallerSOPHOMORE ASSISTANTSJohn BardenTom BartonNorman BeckerRuth BellClaire DanzigerAmos DorinsonNoel GeraonRobert Hasterlik Morton HechtRichard HookerHoward HudsonDavid KutnerRoy LarsonDorothy LoebDan MacMaster Dugald McDougallMary Louise MillerRobert OshinsHoward RichSue RichardsonJeanette RifasWilliam TiaynorFlorence WishnickNigh! Editor: William GoodsteinAssistant: Amos DorinsonFriday, January 13, 1933THE GREAT GOD, GRADES(Reprinted from the Purdue Exponent)The U niversity of Chicago, under ReformerHutchins, continues to monopolize all of the edu¬cational reformation publicity; this time with itsgrading plan which has recently gone into effect.Under the revised scheme students will be gradedas either “satisfactory” or “unsatisfactory”, or inthe curricular terminology, either with an S or U.The extent and the boldness of such a step asChicago has taken probably will be underestimat¬ed by educational critics who regard the gradingsystem as only a minor part of our collegiate edu¬cating procedure. But the well-informed criticrealizes that the American colleges and universitiesare faced today with the .sad fact that grades havetaken a far more important role in education thantheir originators ever dreamed they would assume.If we were to speculate upon the motivatingreasons behind the establishment of the presentcomplex grading systems existing almost univer¬sally over the country, we would say that theywere founded that they might represent a tangibleincentive for the college student to pass the course;merely a means to the end that college educationbe made more thorough and more valuable.The conception represents a quite worthy pur¬pose; but the well-meaning proposition of thefounders failed to take into account the possibil¬ity that their brain-children, coddled and nursedin the fertile soil of a college campus, might growinto ungrateful beasts that would suck the bloodfrom the systems from which they sprang.That may sound very dramatical, but literally, itrepresents just what has happened to the Americaninstitution of grades. It has outgrown its intend¬ed purpose so far that we can say with very slightrisk of exaggeration that in many incidents the rel¬ative positions of education and grades have beencompletely switched around until education, in¬stead of being an end which might better be gainedthrough the attainment of grades, has become anecessary evil to the end of acquiring good marks.A good number of college students have come tojudge their success in school by the grades theyare, or are not, able to exhibit, and not by theknowledge and training which they have been ableto absorb. It has become much more importantto complete a course with an “A”, than it is tofinish, and then be able to say that something wellworth learning has been learned. Needless to say,there are many artificial devices by which thisnew goal can be accomplished. Under this per¬verted situation, it is small wonder that gradeshave become flimsy criterion upon which to judge itrue academic success. !It is not altogether the fruit of mis-conceiving 'students that such a turn of events has beenreached. There is probably as high a percentage ofcollegiate faculty as there is students who have . grown to look upon the great institution of gradesI with unholy awe.I Grades have become securely rooted within thtI minds of both students and faculty, and it will take! the initiative of schools like Chicago to liberate♦^he American colleges from their shackles.The Travelling BazaarBy Jerry JontryIt so happened the other day that an innocent(?) Maroon reporter climbed the stairs to thebacteriology department to get a story from Mr.Paul N. Hudson. The scribe had no sooner madeclear the purpose of his visit when he sincerelyregretted having ever gone put for journalism.As he dashed down the stairs with his books andhat coming after him, Mr. Hudson yelled “—and don’t any more of you ever come back hereuntil that reporter you sent up here last yearcomes back and apologizes for that story hewrote.”Wondering who the erring reporter of last yearmight be, the story was checked over, and well—I don’t like to tell it and you’d never guess ityourself—but it was none other than our pres¬ente editor, Warren Thompson. Funny what abig difference a year makes, isn’t it? (Oil.)♦ «CHICAGO JOE SAYS:Think of the sirell tim^ all the “chiselers” oncampus could have if they u-erit to u'ork on the“C” bench!* ❖Why go to the Alps when you can have a climbof 200 feet in the new chapel on one of the fam¬ous carillon tours conducted by Bode. Fox &Dashen? (Can’t you just see anyone Dashen up37.) steps?) But they’re free and they’re fun.You can certainly get a new angle on the cam¬pus (and they say, boys, that you can see intothird and fourth floors of the girls’ dorms, witheasel. Wednesday and Sunday afternoons at3;.30.* * «HOW TO MAKE YOUR COLLEGE LIFE SHORT:Tell Dean Scott you think the deferred pledgingplan is lousy; offer a cigarette to the guard inCobh hall; spend all your time in the Coffee Shop;crab about the new plan in front of PresidentHutchins; talk back to Prof. Bretz; carry eightsurveys a quarter; make a nuisance of yourselfin Swenson’s Psych, class; dig holes in StaggField when Jimmy Touhig is around; try tosqueeze in at the head of the registration line;spend your tuition money for a car.♦ ♦Two horses were shot over at the Armory thisweek because of broken legs from playing polo.Polo differs from football in that in football aninjured man is not put out of his misery but isfixed up and sent back for more.Letters to the EditorWarren E. Thompson,Editor of the Daily Maroon.Dear Sir: JfV» JfEore Maying PapersHere’s the Portfolio You’veBeen Looking For ...Here are some “points of merit” that m2tke them wonderful values:1. Excellent quality cowhide.2. Hookless fastener on 3 sides.3. Reinforced ring device.4. Trigger to open the rings.5. Generous size: 11x13 in. outside.Office Stationery—First Floor, North, Wabash—Also in Suburban StoresMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYZIPP-RING 375BOOKSThe present academic year was widely heralded,when it opened last fall, as the second year of the Uni¬versity’s new plan and, for that reason, the actualrealization of a new era in education. Yet the end oflast quarter was marked by a classic example of old-fashioned academic stupidity. And the irony of thesituation is increa.'^ed by the fact that the incident inquestion took place in the department of Education,which one might reasonably expect to be the mostprogressive and modern in the University.The incident which called forth this letter occurredin Education 200, given by C. H. Judd. Credit forthis course depends solely on a term paper and thefinal examination,“Term papers,” Mr. Judd announced at the begin¬ning of the quarter, “are due December 9. They mustbe in at that time.”One student in the class was unable to get his paperin when the class met on the morning of December 9,due to the fact that he had been confined to bed dur¬ing the previous week by a severe illness. However,by the afternoon of the 9th the paper was completed,but the student did not turn it in until the next morn¬ing. At that time he was informed that the paperwould not be accepted because it was late.Subsequent appeals were fruitless and the studentfound that he would have to take the course again ifhe wished to get credit for it. Now, the point is this:that student will register for the course again, studyhis original notes, i>erhaps attend a few lectures torefresh his memory, hand in the same term paper whenit is called for, take the examination, and get the credit.Who will gain by all this? Certainly not the stu¬dent, for he will have lost thirty-three dollars and aconsiderable amount of time. Certainly not Mr. Juddor the department of Education, if the esteem of thestudents and a reputation for square dealing are ofany value. Here, in short, is a situation from whichall parties emerge as losers. And the absurdly pitifulpart of it is that it might all have been averted by abit of liberal thinking, by the substitution of reason¬able and modern educational theory for narrow andhidebound ideas.—Chicago ’34. A Concentrated MarketA community as concentrated as the Uni¬versity has definite possibilities from the stand¬point of the advertiser.The official University Bulletin estimatesthe annual average student expenditure is $951which excludes tuition.At a school the size of the University ofChicago, the possibilities of such a market areself-evident.The Daily Maroon is the onlydaily University publicationreaching this market.DAILY MAROON SPORTSFRIDAY, JANUARY 13, 1933 Rage ThreeWRESTLERS TO MEET ''Freshman CagersWILDCAT SQUAD AT I Initiate WildcatsEVANSTON SATURDAY Main^Varsity ‘Hold Wildcats’ Is MaroonCry in Game TomorrowHeide, Bedrava Best Betsof Maroons in Battlewith PurpleFacinp one of the tougrhest squadsin the conference, a green Chicagowrestling team will open its Con¬ference season Saturday afternoonat 3 when it grapples with the North¬western inatmen at Patten gym.With untried men in five of theeight classes, and Captain Howardout of form due to recent illness.Coach Vorres is not as confident ashe coaid be.Or\ille Studeville, Purple coach,is pre.‘<enting a fine line-up, featur¬ing Brown, Big Ten champion, in the175 lb. class, who will wrestle JohnHeide, best of the Maroon hopes.This bout should be a headliner.vSpencer, 145 lb. and Riley, heavy¬weight. are also better than averagewrestlers, and should win their bouts.Entries for MeetWrestling for Chicago will beeither Barton or Bernstein, at 118pounds, both sophomores; Zukowsky,126, also a .sophomore; Ci’aig, 135,who has had no conference competi¬tion, but has shown up well in prac¬tice; and Captain Bion Howard, 145lbs., who i.s not in top shape. EitherHubbard or Bargeman, both of whomare new to the game, will performin the 155 lb. division. Bedrava andHeide, respectively 165 and 175pounders, are the best bets for Mid¬way fans, while the loss of Carl Ga¬bel, ex-captain who dropped out ofschool, is a source of worry to Vor-rea’ heavyweight hopes. Weimer-skfrch, a comparatively younger,will f>eek to carry on in Gabel’s stead.Reveal Weak SpotsAfter the meet Saturday, CoachV’orrea will have some idea of wherethe weak spots are and what the Ma¬roon chances are in the conference.Even now, the coach concedes hisproteges a fair chance to get some-(Continued on page 4) j Coach “Pat” Page’s Freshman' basketball squad settled down thisweek to the serious business of ac, quiring a comprehensive education! in the offensive and defensive stylesi of play used by all the conferenceteams.' Their first examination came yes¬terday when they demonstrated“Dutch” Lonborg’s style of offense,as used by Northwestern, against thevarsity team. With Gordon Peter¬son, lanky center, giving a credit¬able imitation of Joe Rieff, the Ma¬roon regulars spent a busy halfhour as Peterson, ably assisted byHaarlow, Kaplan, Lang, Hoffmanand Bush, deluged the basket fromall angles.Improve PlayingCoach Page had special praise forthe improved playing of three men.Lefty Hoffman, Ad Carr and BillLang. Hoffman and Carr are newrecruits, and are already giving thebest of the candidates plenty of com¬petition, while Lang played halfbackwith the Freshman grid team untilthe end of the football season, butsince then has developed a good eyefor the basket, and is improvingrapidly in floor work. jIn the near future, the Freshman jsquad will be divided into four jteams, of seven men each, which will ;play a round-robin .series. At the jend of the season. Coach Page willchoose an all-star team, based on iperformances in the round-robingames.There i.s a possibility that two jpicked teams of freshmen will play 'a short game between the halves of !the Chicago-Notre Dame game on iFebruary fourth. Play First Home BigTen Games at 8 inFieldhouseNet Hopes Raisedby Strong Squad,Winter PracticeWith two major letter winners andthree out.^tanding sophomores back,Chicago’.^ 1933 tennis team will havethe strongest title bid in .severalyears, according to Coach A.Stagg, Jr. The varsity candidate.'^have been practicing all winter onthe two courts in the field house andwill be in top condition at the startof the outdoor season.The mainstays of the team are ex¬pected to be Captain Herman Riesand Max Davidson, both of whomwon major “C” awards last yearwhile alternating at .second and thirdposition.s on the varsity team. Theywill be supported by three of themost able sophomores to win numer¬als in recent years, Trevor Weiss,Elmore Patterson, and Sidney Weiss.Trevor Weiss, former captain of theHyde Park high .school team, is atpresent the fir.st ranking junior play¬er in the Chicago area. Sidney, hiscousin, also propped at Hyde Park,and in his senior year was runner-up in the University interscholasticmeet. Patterson, who also has playedin the interscholastics, came fromI.Ake Forest academy, and has de¬veloped rapidly since then.In addition. Coach Stagg will havefour men from last year’s secondteam, Holbrook, Zoline, Dee andSchircfler, and a rapidly improvingfreshman from last year, CharlesTyroler.In spite of the loss of CaptainPaul Stagg and Lawrence Schmidt,members of the varsity last year.Coach Stagg believes that he has thestrongest four man team, and thebest all-around squad in his experi¬ence.Captain Ries and Davidson willplay an exhibition doubles match onthe field house courts after the Chi-cago-Michigan basketball game Jan¬uary 23, against Johnny Shostromqnd Norman Bickel, two of the rank¬ing junior players of the country. MAROON POLO TEAMPLAYS ILLINOIS INFIRST BIG TEN GAMEThe University polo team of thelocal R. O. T. C. unit will swing intoits first action of the year against ateam from the University of Illinoistomorrow night at 7:30 in the 124thField Artillery Armory. Tickets areavailable at the military office inRyerson for $.20. If bought at thegate, they will be $.50.On the University’s team, BruceBenson, president of the Militaryclub, will play in the number one po¬sition. Bert Doherty is beginning hissecond year of varsity competitionas difficult number three man, andCaptain Edgar Friedheim is holdingdown the number two position.Officers who have been observingdaily .scrimmages at the armory seemore possibilities in the polo teamthis year than any other previousteam in the short history of thesport at the University.The Big Ten game will be immedi¬ately followed by two games betweenlocal teams in city-league competi¬tion. All three encounters will bestaged for the usual price of onegame. The problem tomorrow night willbe to hold down Northwestern’sscore as the Wildcats come to thefieldhouse for the Maroons’ firsthome conference basketball game.However, Coach Nels Norgren fig¬ures that if his outfit can present asmooth passing attack, they have achance to give Northwestern a con¬test.Until the passing, which has beenimproving rather slowly, gets to apoint where the Maroons can workthe ball in to the basket withoutthrowing it away before they getthere, Norgren is doubtful of thepossibilities of the squad, but shouldthey become consistent tomorrow,they may give Northwestern ascare.Wegner, Porter A* Guard*Norgren is figuring on startingWegner and Porter at guards. Par¬sons at center, and either Merrifield,Eldred or Page at a forward alongwith Evans. Page is likely to be thestarting forward, although he hasbeen playing guard, for his eye hasimproved to an extent where he isas good as the other forward candi¬dates on offense, and his better'guarding will be sorely neededagainst the Wildcats.Northwestern, in its game withPurdue Monday, exhibited a smooth,fast style of play which enabled themen to break through Purdue’s zonedefense regularly for easy shots atthe basket. Three men, Reiff, Brew¬er, and Johnson, scored all but threeof the Purple’s points in that game,Reiff counting eleven points and theothers ten each. The Maroon’s prob¬lem consists mainly in holding downthese three men, although both No¬tre Dame and Illinois succeeded instopping the Wildcats by holdingdown Reiff alone. Norgren has beenworking on defenses for these men,and in recent workouts against thefreshmen, he .stressed guarding Haar¬low, who was taking the part of Reiffin the Northwestern offense.Meet Iowa MondayA defeat for Northwestern by Chi¬cago would practically put them outof the running for the Big Ten title,although they are one of the strongcontenders on paper at present.The Maroons meet Iowa at thefieldhouse Monday night in a gamewhich the Chicago outfit has an evenchance to win. Iowa, one of the pre¬season favorites in the Big Ten, haslost its sparks since an ineligibilitymix-up has left the status of two ofits stars up in the air. Big Ten ScheduleGames SaturdayNorthwestern at ChicagoWisconsin at IndianaIowa at PurdueMinnesota at Ohio StateIllinois at MichiganGames MondayIowa at ChicagoIllinois at Ohio StateMinnesota at PurdueWisconsin at NorthwesternPrep SwimmersRace Today InBartlett PoolThe University’s ninth annualswimming interscholastic has drawntwenty prep teams—the largest totalsince 1924, when the meet was orig¬inated. Preliminaries will start at 4this afternoon and will continue at7:30 this evening. Finals are sched¬uled for tomorrow afternoo.Austin, Crane, Englewood, Evans¬ton, Harrison, Hyde Park, LakeView, Lane, Maine, Morgan Park,Morton, Parker, Rockford, Roos-e-velt, Schurz, Senn, Thornton, Thorn¬ton Fractional, Tilden, and Univer¬sity High form the complete entrylist.The meet, which will be controlledby the new N. C. A. A. rules, willconsi.st of eight events and no swim¬mer may compete in more than two.Three city teams, Schurz, Tilden,and Englewood, and two out-of-townschools, Thornton Fractional andRockford are regarded as the strong¬est contenders for the interschol¬astic title.PROPOSE INTRAMURALHANDBALL CONTEST;WAIT FOR ENTRANTSIf enough enthusiasm is evincedby students, the annual handballtournament, as sponsored by the In¬tramural department will be held.No tourney was planned for thisyear since the west stands of Staggfield will not be heated this winter.If, however, the response is bigenough, proper arrangements will bemade.There will also be a bowling tour¬ney if enough requests are receivedfor such an event. All those inter¬ested in either sport should report tothe Intramural office as soon as pos¬sible.SUBSCRIBE TO THEDAILY MAROON WRIGHT HANDLAUNDRYREDUCED PRICES1315 East Fiftj; Seventh StreetPhone Midway 2073 Gymnasts EnterA. A. U. Meet onWednesday NightIn preparation for the conferenceseason, to start February 15, CoachDan Hoffer has entered six of hisgymnasts in the A. A. U. meet, whichwill be held Wednesday at SokolHavlicek Turners, 2619 S. Lawndaleavenue, at 8. The men have beenentered in individual events solelyfor the purpose of getting experiencein competition.Murphy and Scbe'-ubel are enteredin the senior division rings, whileCaptain George Wrighte is to com¬pete in the senior division horse, andDasbach, Hanley, and Savich willperform on the horse in the second¬ary division. Everett Olson, lastyear’s captain, won the rings twoyears in a row and will probably re¬peat this year if he enters. If not,both Murphy and Sherubel have anexcellent chance. Each contestantmust perform a set combination, as¬signed by the judges, and also anoptional set.Due to the lack of compulsorygym this year, fewer prospects areavailable for the team than in form¬er years. Minnesota and Illinois,with veteran teams, should provetroublesome, with Michigan as a darkhorse, but Coach Hoffer confidentlypredicts that the team will wind upno worse than third in the Big Tenstandings. In the last 11 years,Chicago has finished first nine times;during this period they have alsowon three national championships. BURTON 500, SNELLWIN OPENING GAMESIN l-M OORM LEAGUENetterstrom Stars in FirstCame; 300’s ShowPoor PlayingBurton 500 and Snell Hall wonthe first two intramural games ofthe dormitory league yesterday, the500 team trouncing their neighborsof the 300 entry, 23 to 7; and Snell’srepresentatives holding an early leadto win from Burton 700 by a 26 to22 count.The first contest, between the twoBurton teams, was rather slow forthe first half, with plenty of bril¬liant repartee, and dozens of shotsby both sides, but a depressing lackof baskets. In the last half, Netter¬strom dropped in three baskets toput the game on ice for the 500 en¬try, and his teammates joined will¬ingly in the scoring, while the 300team kept on missing the back-board.The Snell hall team forged aheadearly in their game with Burton 700,who were playing without previouspractice. They led at the half, 15 to4. In the second period, 700 ral¬lied, to score 18 more points.TERESA DOLAN’S DANCESSaturday Eve’s — Midway TempleFriday Evr's — Pershing BallroomAdmission 40 CentsPrivate Lessons day or evening at Studio6332 Cottagre Grove Tel. Hyde Park 3080“We’re Waffly Qadto announce that the Yankee Doodle waffleshave become a University necessity. The excit¬ing quality of Yankee Doodle waffles has causedno end of comment—and hungry consumers.Incidentally the waffleteers (contestants toyou) are having a great time battling across theboards for the University Championship. Thefinals are to be held next Tuesday. Why don’tyou join in and delight in the marvelous wafflesat theYankee Doodle Inn1171 East 55th Street Fairfax 177617 Entries Receivedfor Cue Tourney;Deadline SaturdaySeventeen entrie.s had been re¬ceived for the University billiardtournament yesterday afternoon. Sixof the entries so far are juniors, fiveare fre.shmen, four are graduates,and one is a senior.M. C. Landsman, winner of thetournament last year, is attendingthe law school this year, and is ex¬pected to enter before Saturday, thedeadline. He will play for the honorof the law school, which has quite areputation in this indoor sport, hav¬ing taken first and third places lastyear.Chicago will enter a billiard teamin the Big Ten Telegraphic meet thi.siquarter for the first time in the his¬tory of the University.FINGER WAVE THAT COMBSWITH SHAMPOO50cKennedy Beauty Shop5351 Cottage Grove[455 E. 63rd St. Plaza 1060Dorchrster 3755 Join the NewFrhatemityatGEORGESHENS SHOP■ 1003 E. 53th St."Meet me at Georges" bm ®n orabiuTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCHWoodlawn Avenue at 57th StreetVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 1933I 1 :00 A. M.—Rev. Dan Huntington Fenn of Chestnut Hill,Mass.4:00 P. M.—CHANNING CLUB TEA. dedication ofWilliam Wallace Fenn Memorial Tablet. Addressby Dr. Charles Edgar Park, of Boston, Mass. HYDE PARK BAPTIST CHURCH5600 Woodlawn Ave.Norris L. Tibbetts — Rolland W. SchloerbMinistersSUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 1933I 1 :00 A. M.—“Human Desires—Stopped Up,” Mr. Schloerb.6:00 P. M.—The Young People’s Church Club meets ingroup teas, followed by a discussion hour.8:00 P. M.—“A Peace That Is No Peace,” Mr. Schloerb.The Church ofThe Redeemer(EPISCOPAL)56th and BlackstoneRev. E. S. WhiteEpiscopal Student PastorSUNDAY SERVICESHoly Communion, 8.00 A. M.Choral Eucharist and Sermon,11:00 A. M.Evensong and Sermon, 6:00 P.M.Three services every week-day.Church open daily for prayer andneditation. GOING TO CHURCH IS ANESSENTIAL PART OF ACOLLEGE EDUCATIONVKimbark Hand LaundryREDUCED PRICESWe take special care of Ladies Clothes.A Beautiful Laundry BaK Free with $1.00Bundle of Laundry or over.Mendinir Free — We Call and Deliver1324 E. 57th St. Plaza 3480 The Congress Hotel MARSHALL FIELD & COMFANYPage FourToday on the It’s Friday the 13th,.But Faculty, StudentsDon’t Mind—Much THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY^ 3, 1933I Jl> IIThe Daily MaronNight editor for the next issue;Melvin Goldman. Assistant; NoelGerson.BlackfriartTryouts will continue from 2 to4 in room A of the Reynolds club.Music and Religious ServicesDivinity chapel, at 12 in Joseph <Bond cha^Tel. “The Symbolism of,Joseph Bond chapel; II. The ChancelWindow,’’ Associate professor Harold IR. Willoughby.Organ music, Eugene Eigenschenk, iin the University chapel at 5. 'Undergraduate OrganizationsW. A. A. cozy, at 3;30, in Ida'Noyes hall.Avukah meeting, at 8 ;30, at 5419 jIngleside Ave. Oneg Shabbot will 'speak. “Socialist Looks At Zionism,’’ ;Mrs. Irma Lindheim. Members only. |Departmental OrganizationsGerman club, from 4 to 6, in IdaNoyes Library. “Mark Twain and theGerman Language,’’ H. A. Basilius.History club. Report of H. A. A.meeting at Toronto, by Profe.ssorsDodd, Jernegan, Schmitt, SAveet,Larson, and Knappen. At 7 ;30 inSocial Science 302.Radio Lecture“Expansion of Europe,’’ Associateprofessor A. P. Scott. At 11 over sta¬tion WM.\Q.Public LectureDivision of Social Sciences. “TheMorphology and Orientation of Con¬science,” Professor T. V. Smith. At3;30 in Social Science assemblyroom.“Fifteen Years of B'olshevism in jRussia: The Institutional Structure'of Soviet Russia,” Profe.ssor SamuelN. Harper. At 6:45 in Fullerton hallof the Art Institute. (Continued from page 1)From Olympian heights ProfessorA. P. Scott, who delivers the Amer¬ican history lectures in the Fresh¬man Humanities courses, remarked,“I’m wa-a-ay above that.”One refreshing example of beliefin this age of reason is furnished byPat Page, baseball mentor. “I be¬lieve in thirteen. The first baseballteam I took to Japan left Friday,August the thirteenth, had thirteenmembers. We didn’t lose any bag¬gage aiid won twelve games in arow.”Duke, the gigantic St. Bernardpup who hangs out at the Dekehouse, is also superstitious. Hedoesn’t like black cats. SOCIETYbyElizabethDO LEVELING AGENCIESMOLD PERSONALITIES?SATURDAY, JANUARY 14Departmental OrganizationsPolish club dance, from 8 to 12,in Ida Noyes hall.Radio Lecture“News from the Quadrangles,”W’illiam V. Morgenstern. At 8:15over station WMAQ.Profe.ssor at the Breakfast Table,“What Plato Says,” Professor PaulShorey. At 9 over station WMAQ.MiscellaneousDames club meeting, at 3 in IdaNoves Hall. (Continued from page 1)munication, is on ways of thinking.In personal life, in influencing man¬ners, dress, codes, and matters of ro¬mance, however, the motion pictureseems to be the most important. Theindustry has presented also new op¬portunities for creative work andhas produced new jobs.The radio has infinite possibilitiesfor making further profoundchanges in modern life. Already it isa molder of public opinion, an influ¬ence in standardizing speech, and amedium for presenting otherwise in¬accessible viewpoints. For in.^tance,a person who would otherwise bebarred from presenting his ideas in acertain locality may go to anotherterritory and be heard on the radio.No doubt international broadca.-^tswill be a factor in creating a. worldunity.“And the remarkable fact aboutthis great change which has trans¬formed the individual’s conceptionof the world by bringing it and otherhuman beings close to him,” Profes¬sor Rice concludes, “is that thistransformation has been accomplish¬ed within the period of a single gen¬eration.Wrestlers to Meet Wildcatsat Evanston Saturday This w'eek-end we have two ratherimportant social events—Sigma isgiving the first piirty of winter quar¬ter tonight, and Owl and Serpentits faculty tea on Sunday.The Sigma party will be a formaldinner-dance at the Medinah Athlet¬ic Club with the Society Syncopa-tors supplying the music. Mr. andMrs. Robert Pease and Dr. and Mrs.j E. V. L. Brown will chaperon. Mr.<.I Brown-is the president of the Sigmai Alumnae Association, and Dr.I Brown, the head of the eye clinicI at Billings.About one hundred faculty mem-1 hers and their wives are expectedj at the Owl and Serpent tea at thePhi Psi house, Sunday afternoon—, which should make quite some littlegathering.i Now that covers this week-end: I: suppose there will be the usual crowdI at the Urban Room and now thati the Bal has made a bid for campus! patronage, there ought to be someI familiar faces up there—if you likefamiliar faces.The high-light of campus activityduring the week was the Dramatici Association tea yesterday. It was' crowded with the members of Mir¬ror—and here and now, I wish tocongratulate personally each andevery member of the show and wishthe best of luck to the company asa whole.And now 1 have the fifth engage¬ment announced last month. Decem¬ber really is putting June right outof the running. Mr. and Mrs. Rey¬nolds announced the engagement oftheir daughter, Elizabeth, to RobertAnderson, at a tea given at the Rey¬nolds home. New Years day. Bob isan Alpha Delt of the class of ’31.Lib came from Wellesly College,spent two years at Chicago, and wasa member of Esoteric. She is leav¬ing for New York in February andthe wedding is planned for some jtime in the spring.SUNDAY, JANUARY 15Music and Religious ServicesUniversity religious service, at 11n the University chapel. DeanZlharles W. Gilkey.Orgpan recital, Leo Sowerby; JohnMacDonald, bass. At 4 ;30 in theUniversity chapel.MiscellaneousBritish club meeting, from 4 to5 in Ida Noyes lounge. (Continued from page 3)where, although Illinois, Michigan,and Iowa may prove to be stumblingblocks.About the only serious competi¬tion the Maroon matmen have hadthus far, and that was hardly seri¬ous, was the meet with the fi'esh-men last Thursday, in which everyvarsity man won his bout withoutmuch difficulty.Admission to the meet in Pattengym is 50 cents.TODAY’S I-M GAMESTickets to Urban RoomGood Sunday and Friday“Varsity Club” tickets issued toUniversity students for the JosephUrban room of the Congress hotelformerly have been good only onFriday evenings. Due to a change inpolicy, these tickets will also be goodon Sunday evenings, it was announc¬ed yesterday by the management ofthe hotel. 3:15Chi Psi vs. Phi Gamma DeltaDelta Upsilon (2) vs. Sigma AlphaEpsilon (2)4:15Ponies (2) vs. Sigma NuTau Kappa Epsilon vs. Alpha TauOmega FOR COLLEGE GIRLSOrmdaatM or UadoraradiwlM. lbtnJalM ifiBths’ louasivo tpmmtm gn mmonly.bto • throo Bootb’ 1oUim4vo Mono ifiEmw kow 4o ttitdif. 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